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Brain Regions Responsible for Optimism Located

TaeKwonDood writes "The brain region responsible for believing you can seduce Giselle Bundchen or make a YouTube clone for bobble-head doll movies successful has been located. Surprisingly, it is not in a bottle of Jager, it's in the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala."

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  1. excellent... by Macrosoft0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    now i must suppress those regions so i dont get too optimistic and do something stupid, like "first post" on an article, or something.

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  2. What is the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is the use of all these discoveries. The world is going to end soon due to global warming.

    1. Re:What is the use by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know, the evidence isn't conclusive, and there are at least 5 scientists at Exxon-Mobile who think it's bull.

  3. That's nice. by theskipper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too bad we'll never be able to do anything with this discovery.

    Sigh.

    1. Re:That's nice. by n+dot+l · · Score: 4, Funny

      Too bad we'll never be able to do anything with this discovery. Pfft. I've already got a plan:
      Step 1: Grab Helmet God.
      Step 2: Upgrade it to stimulate the optimism center of the brain as well.
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit!!!
    2. Re:That's nice. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've got a good feeling about it!

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    3. Re:That's nice. by fortunada · · Score: 5, Funny
      Don't you mean:

      Step 4: Prophet!

    4. Re:That's nice. by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Have you ever met anyone with clinical depression? They have a hard time getting motivated, they always feel down, and can't focus -- among a ton of other issues. This sounds like it might be a big help.

      I wouldn't go so far as to call it a cure, but look: 1) Optimism can be a great motivator and 2) It might get people with depression to look at the world in a better light 3) it's easier to focus on something you care about or think will improve your lot in life.

      So yes, I'd say there's a good chance that it would do all three, if not by curing the disease, then by helping to cover the symptoms.

      I'm not qualified in any way to say this stuff, but it is what it is, for what it's worth, from an armchair psychologist.

  4. Are you Deluded?! by imstanny · · Score: 5, Funny

    The brain region responsible for believing you can seduce Giselle Bundchen or make a YouTube clone for bobble-head doll movies successful has been located. Firstly, there's a difference between optimism and delusion. Secondly... forget it, Giselle is here for a booty call.
  5. Optimism != delusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Optimistic people may try things because they think there will be a good outcome. Often, it's a self-fulfilling prophesy. It's hard to be optimistic if you are delusional and always try to do things that just-aren't-on. An optimistic person is more likely to be satisfied with an adequately attractive mate than to try seducing a movie star. Optimism is about lowering your expectations enough that they are often exceeded. Then you think the world is a wonderful place because you got a better deal than you bargained for.

  6. A book about pessimism by RobinH · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was accused of being too pessimistic, so I went and read a little about the subject. The most interesting thing I found was a book by Julie Norem called "The Positive Power of Negative Thinking".

    She puts forward a case that optimism/pessimism is a result of how your personality reacts to stress. Optimists tend to ignore the things that could go wrong, so they don't get stressed in the first place, and are therefore happier people. When bad things do go wrong, optimists tend to relate it to external causes. On the other hand, pessimists are pessimists because they have a tendency to be anxious. They immediately foresee the risks of each situation (due to their personality, not a conscious decision) and therefore they map out alternatives to each bad outcome until they've relieved their stress by feeling confident that, no matter what happens, they have a plan for every eventuality. When things still go wrong, pessimists tend to ask themselves what they could have done differently to avoid the bad outcome (internalizing it).

    When an optimist and a pessimist face a situation together, the pessimist causes stress in the optimist by pointing out what could go wrong. The optimist causes stress in the pessimist by refusing to make contingency plans.

    Once I realized all this, I was able to continue making contingency plans to keep my own stress under control, but I am now more careful about voicing my internal thought process around people who I know are optimists.

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    1. Re:A book about pessimism by Soko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once I realized all this, I was able to continue making contingency plans to keep my own stress under control, but I am now more careful about voicing my internal thought process around people who I know are optimists.

      Hm. A pessimist has contingency plans for dealing with an optimist. Makes sense.

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    2. Re:A book about pessimism by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're confusing "pessimist" with "doomsayer". The terms are not equivalent. A pessimist is someone who acknowledges the existence of that bastard Murphy and his friends: in other words, a fatalistic acceptance of reality. True optimists may be more fun to be around when everything is going well, but as they willfully remain blissfully unaware of what is, they are risky companions indeed (everyone driving an SUV at 80 MPH on the highway with a cell phone plastered to his or her ear is an optimist.)

      Granted, pessimists who continually voice their concerns get a negative rep, no argument. However, most pessimists I know (including myself) have justifiable confidence in an eventual positive outcome because of that pessimism. We've made plans, tried to account for all the possible negative (trust me, pessimism is hard work!) and if we fail it's because we missed something, not because we didn't believe anything could go wrong. NASA, for example, is populated by pessimists ... believe me, you don't want an optimist designing your spacecraft: you'll burn to a crisp at liftoff. Conversely, true optimists rarely make any effort to ensure their goals are achieved, and simply have faith that everything will work out in the end. Sometimes they are right (sometimes pigs fly), but usually they're completely blindsided when everything that can go wrong does, because they refused to acknowledge the possibility.

      On the other hand, optimists do make better leaders, this is true. After all, people are rarely inspired by pessimists. However, the most successful optimistic leaders learn early on to depend upon their more pessimistic advisors, or they don't last long.

      In any event, optimists are among the most irritating people I know. I mean, sometimes you just want to take them by the lapels and shake some awareness into them. But you can't: ignorance is curable but optimism is forever.

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  7. Interesting question raised by the summary by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surprisingly, it is not in a bottle of Jager, it's in the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala.

    So, what exactly is it in the bottle of Jager that makes your rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala think you can get a date with Gisele?

    Put another way, getting drunk can make you optimistic - it would be interesting to study the effects of alcohol on that region of the brain. If that portion of the brain could be stimulated in some other way it could lead to a powerful new series of drugs to battle depression. Or improve combat effectiveness. Or maybe even get you that date with Gisele.

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  8. Amygdala? by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasn't she the hot chick in that star wars movie?

    -jcr

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  9. Region of the brain that does X by noidentity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm usually cranky about claims to have found the part of the brain that does X, since this pre-supposes that X is done in a particular part. In a computer, some things like long-term data storage are localizable. Other things like getting the size of a file aren't performed in any particular part. If you believed that getting the size of a file was done in some particular part, you might find out where activity occurs (changes of states) when you ask for the size of a file, and then erroneously conclude that the hard disk is what gets the size of a file, when the real behavior is a combination of the hard disk, CPU, RAM, bus, and operating system. Again, it's the assumption that every behavior or ability you can label is the result of some area of the brain whose only function is that behavior or ability.

  10. pfft by sh3l1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    pfft... they will never be able to find the pessimistic part of the brain.

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  11. Re:so... by Trouvist · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a better way of looking at it... optimism is the defect.

    As a pessimist, I personally am happier than every optimist I know. Here's why I'm always happy:
    1) If I expect the worst, and someone excellent happens, then awesome!
    And now the good part:
    2) If i expect the worst, and it actually does happen, then at least I was right!

    it is totally opposite for optimists, if someone goes wrong then not only are the wrong, but they are also unhappy, my way you always win

  12. Tags work well by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the tag feature that /. has works very well. If I had heard about this article being on /., I certainly would use the search criteria "science, overactiverostralanteriorcingulateandamygdala, datewithgisele, datewithgiselebundchen, giselebundchen". I wouldn't know how to find this particular article in any other way.

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  13. Re:Aha by Edgyboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no, you got it all wrong. You feeling sad only means that she destroyed the part that makes you happy. If you have a strange but persistent feeling that your brain is going to grow back, your rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala are a-okay!

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