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Three Reasons Microsoft Paid So 'Little' For Facebook

An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft's $240 million investment is much smaller than the rumored $750 million that Facebook sought. Why the difference? Wired Epicenter's Terrence Russell analyzes the deal, and points out three good reasons why Microsoft got a 'bargain'. 'Microsoft Only Needs an Entrenched Position - Ballmer's plan to acquire 100 startups in 5 years is still sketchy, but we got the point -- Microsoft wants momentum. If the company is to go forward as planned then taking a small, strategic piece of Facebook makes sense. Microsoft's financial interests in Facebook's ad platform already exist, so it only makes sense to strengthen that tie as the hype builds.'"

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  1. Smart Move? Maybe... by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This was more sneaky than some people think. They only had to spend $240 million to create such a stratospheric valuation that no one else would be stupid enough to buy at that price.

    If people say "Facebook's the flavor of the month and it's never going to warrant a $15 billion value because the next flavor of the month will come along and steal its thunder," then Microsoft wins because Facebook can never find other investors at that valuation. That creates a cascade effect of investor avoidance, forcing Facebook's actual value down to where it's reasonable and Microsoft can snatch it up at a bargain.

    If, on the other hand, people drink the Kool Aid and start pumping up the price of Facebook, Microsoft can sell out its interest at a profit.

    I'm thinking the answer is the first possibility... they put Facebook's value at $15 billion to discourage others from investing in Facebook and make Facebook beholden to them.

  2. Buy low... by AltGrendel · · Score: 1
    ..., sell high.

    Simple really.

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    1. Re:Buy low... by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Buy low? I figured out who all you slashdot people are. Mr. Gates, Mr. Ellison, Mr. Trump, Mr. Carmak...

      $240,000,000 and you folks say that's a bargain? If I had $240,000,000 I sure wouldn't blow it on a website! I'd blow it on fast cars and expensive booze and hookers. Hell, I'd stick it in the bank at 5% interest and blow the $12,000,000 interest on fast cars and expensive booze and hookers every single year and leave the whole $240,000,000 to my kids. Come to think of it, if I had that kind of money I wouldn't NEED hookers!

      I might even buy an iPhone, too. ;)

      -mcgrew

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    2. Re:Buy low... by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

      During the early 90's I did alot of selling high, I can't recommend it. I sold all my Microsoft stock at $36 while listening to Huey Lewis wearing a rain slicker and doing lines off the back of the hooker I just killed.

      -Bateman

      p.s. At least I got a reservation at Dorsia.

    3. Re:Buy low... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had that kind of money, hookers are cheaper than wives. Hookers work for a pre-negotiated flat-rate. Wives on the other hand are both salaried and on commission. Their payment structure does not in any way foster good QoS.

    4. Re:Buy low... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      This money doesn't belong to the execs of Microsoft. It belongs to the shareholders of MSFT. Corvettes don't appreciate and don't pay dividends, so unless every shareholder gets to take it for a spin, they can't spend that money on sports cars.

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    5. Re:Buy low... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Facebook? I'm gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack!

    6. Re:Buy low... by stor · · Score: 1
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      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    7. Re:Buy low... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      What is the deal with leaving money to the kids. Does anybody really believe that they are doing there kids a favor by leaving all this money to them? "Yes, I want my kids to be spoiled brats, just like Paris, etc... That is my big dream."

    8. Re:Buy low... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, if I had that kind of money I wouldn't NEED hookers!
      No, you'd just call them something else.

      Women aren't particularly attracted to rich men, they're attracted to their money and don't mind a bit of acting awestruck to get a share of it.

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    9. Re:Buy low... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You have obviously read my slashdot journal "A nerd's guide to getting laid". I believe hookers are #2 in the list IIRC.

      The most expensive piece of ass I ever had cost me a house, a car, and part of my pension.

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    10. Re:Buy low... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to tell me that the people I listed (and neither Trump nor Ellison work for Microsoft) are paupers? Their position as execs has absolutely nothing to do with the point, or with anything else for that matter.

      If you check, you'll find that Bill Gates is the world's richest man. Even if Microsoft mysteriously went out of business tomorrow, he would still have more money than any human could ever spend in a lifetime. Same goes for Jobs and Apple, Carmak and Id, etc.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    11. Re:Buy low... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      As I told an AC (in a different thread I think), the most expensive sex I ever had cost me a house, a car, and part of my pension.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    12. Re:Buy low... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I sure wish someone would have left ME a huge fortune, I hate that God damned alarm clock! If you're rich, what does it matter if you're a spoiled brat?

      And look at the sports millionaires, most of them had poor or middle classs parents and they wound up being utter assholes anyway. Money doesn't make one a spoiled brat, shitty parents make one a spoiled brat.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    13. Re:Buy low... by sm62704 · · Score: 1
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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  3. Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Facebook is close to reaching "jumped the shark" status. I worry that Microsoft dumped a ton of cash into Facebook just like News Corp did for MySpace. As News Corp ramped up ads on the MySpace platform, people defected in droves to Facebook. What happens if history repeats themselves? That's right. People end up on Twitter (owned by Google), and Google didn't have to shell out a quarter of a billion dollars in the end.

    1. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Have to correct myself. Twitter is not owned by Google. But the theory still holds true. There's no "stickyness" (god I hate that word) with social networking sites. Everyone can pick up and move to the next one, therefore their valuation is a snapshot of the estimated value of their membership at that point.

    2. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you meant Jaiku, a twitter-like service

    3. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by geddes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you are wrong about that. Social networking sites have a huge amount of "stickyness" because of the network. In the end, the value of a social networking site to the user is the size of the network. Social Networks are tricky things, there is no way that me and all of my facebook friends will collectively decide that facebook isn't doing it anymore and we'll move to twitter. For example, I signed up for twitter cause the concept and feature set seemed cool, but I never went back after more than two times because I only had two friends on it. On the other hand, I think maybe one example of a social networking app falling is AOL Instant Messenger. AIM used to be the way everyone I knew IMed. around 1998 it exploded. However, in the past two years I have noticed that more and more of my friends are depending on GChat, and aren't signing on to IM anymore. About 25% of my friends now have abandoned AIM and moved onto GChat. I think the two reasons this happened are 1) the horribly bloated AIM software that is just unpleasent to use. 2) GChat sort of snuck in as an automatically activated feature of GMail and people started seeing their friends just showing up on their list. Remarkably though, AIM still, after 9 years, has three quarters of my IM contacts.

    4. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      Personally, I use Facebook, and know roughly 200 people who are "friends" with me through the service. A fair majority have shared their displeasure at Facebook slowly eroding into a MySpace equivalent with the drivel applications everyone pushes.

      From a business perspective, the company I consult/work for has over 500 employees. Almost all have AIM (some have Microsoft messenger, some have Yahoo) and most of us use Trillian (as it's lightweight and integrates with several different IM networks).

      Don't treat my anecdotes as scientific in nature, as they're only anecdotes.

    5. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      There's no "stickyness" (god I hate that word) with social networking sites

      ???

      Social networking sites are pretty much the perfect example of stickiness...
    6. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      As individuals, yes. But as groups of people interacting, no. If a group of "friends" says, "Hey, this new networking site popped up, let's try it out" and people slowly migrate, there's nothing to stop people from leaving the old site.

      Social networking sites are easy. Let people join, let them interconnect with each other, and then let them interact with each other. The rest is just code.

    7. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      If your friends are complaining that Facebook is being ruined by the applications, they only have their own friends to blame for that. The only profiles you can generally see are your own friends and people in your network. If the apps are ruining your Facebook experience, stop going to people's profiles who overload on apps? Stop becoming friends with so many people that you're constantly getting app invites? I have about 50 friends and I'm barely ever bothered by the new applications. Most of the time it is my own wife that bothers me with crap and it's a simple click of the X button on the Ajax popup to never see anything related to this app ever again.

      At least in Facebook the backgrounds aren't flashing and there aren't music videos clogging my tubes.

    8. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by dsanfte · · Score: 2, Funny

      If your friends are complaining that Facebook is being ruined by the applications, they only have their own friends to blame for that.


      That's right, blame the users.
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    9. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      Facebook has ALREADY jumped the shark, just as your subject claims. It all happened when they opened their doors to anyone and everyone. While I'm a conscientious objector to social networking sites (waste of time), I was in the middle of my college education when Facebook hit the scene. Facebook was the shit. Everyone in college used it as it was a way for people to communicate with others that were on campus, or long lost high school friends. It was easy to send out party notices and great for posting all of the drunken pictures from said party. It was also much more secure than MySpace in the sense that you could set proper access controls, and the interface was much more usable. It was identified as a "College Thing" which made all of the MySpace using high schoolers to desperately want in. Then the doors opened, all of the wannabe's were suddenly "cool enough to be allowed in" and the massive switch began. Market share rises, advertisers and spammers flock accordingly. Stupid meaningless variations on the "poke" appear like "sending drinks" and now my fiance's Facebook wall has a video of Shrek and Donkey gangbanging princess fiona and Firefox is throwing up red flags on half the links. Facebook is now just like MySpace. Just wait. The next "exclusive" social network will appear offering a cleaner interface, no spam, better access controls and a more useful network of users. It will then gain traction within that exclusive group and then sell out to the rest of the world, then die like the rest. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

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    10. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by salmonmoose · · Score: 1

      You've actually answered your own question. Google don't need Facebook, any solid Google watcher knows that they've been going the social with a lot of their apps - and they're much better at it than MS. If I email on Gmail through my Gmail, and they reply, we are assumed 'friends' and they're added to my contacts list. Now they show up in my GTalk, and whenever I try and share something etc etc... If they dropped a facebook skin around that tomorrow, they'd already have a huge social network in place - or, perhaps they could just attach Orkut. The interesting thing about AIM is it's very US centric, the rest of the world seems to have used MSN although like you, most people I know are moving to Gmail.

    11. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by hexadecimate · · Score: 1
      > Stupid meaningless variations on the "poke" appear like "sending drinks" and
      > now my fiance's Facebook wall has a video of Shrek and Donkey gangbanging
      > princess fiona

      Shocking! Outrageous! Scandalous!

      You, um, got a link for that..?

    12. Re:Facebook has already "jumped the shark" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, Google HAS a social networking site. It's called Orkut. It blows.

  4. Title is misleading by ShiningSomething · · Score: 5, Informative

    No-one in TFA is claiming that Microsoft should have paid more for the 1.6% share it bought. It's suggested that it could've sticked to the same overall valuation and paid $750 million for a 5% stake. It's still the same price, it's just that they bought too little. And that seems a fair question that does not deserve the scare quotes.

    1. Re:Title is misleading by moderatorrater · · Score: 3, Informative

      I maintain that they didn't buy the share of the company, they bought the advertising rights and the ability to push silverlight. The advertising lets them get more people to push advertisements through them instead/in addition to google. If they do nothing but break even on all the publishing on the site, $250 million is a bargain for the kind of exposure they'll be getting.

    2. Re:Title is misleading by Phurge · · Score: 1

      totally agree. Its a commercial deal dressed up as an equity stake. good for both parties as now Zuckerberg can claim he's worth $5bn "on paper".

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  5. Plans... by pubjames · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ballmer's plan to acquire 100 startups in 5 years is still sketchy

    What kind of a plan is that? No wonder Microsoft is losing its way.

    Compare and contrast with the business plan of Steve Jobs, which I think can be summed up as "make great products"...

    1. Re:Plans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is Ballmer after all. He's not exactly noted for being entirely... stable, or indeed with all the lights on upstairs

    2. Re:Plans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      lets compare, microsoft make great products (Visual Studio, Sql Server, Office, Windows XP, Xbox, Windows Mobile, .NET, etc) AND is buying 100 startups in 5 years... hmmm, i don't think it's losing its way.

    3. Re:Plans... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Maybe they think "100 new companies" is like "100 new hookers". Think "Pump n' Dump" (pick the pumps and dumps of your choice, device, action or biomatter...)

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    4. Re:Plans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare the profits of Apple and MS and then try to say that again with a straight face.

      Apple is good at marketing. MS is good at making money. The latter is the goal of any business.

    5. Re:Plans... by MightyMartian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Go back to Redmond, you pathetic shill.

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    6. Re:Plans... by iamnothere900 · · Score: 1

      Ballmer's plan to acquire 100 startups in 5 years is still sketchy What kind of a plan is that? No wonder Microsoft is losing its way. Compare and contrast with the business plan of Steve Jobs, which I think can be summed up as "make great products"... ... and sell them at premium prices
    7. Re:Plans... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Profits are good, don't get me wrong, but what investors want is growth. Over the last year AAPL has been a very good investment. MSFT, not so much.

    8. Re:Plans... by Arterion · · Score: 1

      It does make some good products. They just lock you into the platform. Which is sad.

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    9. Re:Plans... by lantastik · · Score: 4, Informative

      Compare and contrast with the business plan of Steve Jobs, which I think can be summed up as "make great products"...

      Since when? I was always under the impression it was "sell over priced gadgets to trend whores", or "hire a great marketing dept".

    10. Re:Plans... by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Since going public, Microsoft's stock has increased by 31,848%. Apple's increased, in the same time period, by 5,500%.

      Yes, the past few years have not been that good to be an investor in Microsoft stock, but for the long term investor Apple has a long way to go to catch up.

    11. Re:Plans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was only pointing the fallacy of the GP, he said that Microsoft don't have a business plan, and they don't make great products, a company this big is necessary evil i know, but why point apple to contrast them?, they want to be evil, and make crap products too.

    12. Re:Plans... by DECS · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the past year, Apple stock has been +115%, vs Microsoft +7%.

      But over the last five years, Apple stock has been +2270%, vs Microsoft +21%.

      An in the last ten years, Apple stock has been +4314%, vs Microsoft +89%.

      What "long term investors" would prefer to have been sitting on MSFT?

      Microsoft has 80,000 employees, +95% market share, and competes in businesses outside of Apple, which only has 18,000 employees and ~3% worldwide market share. However, Apple is bringing in more than a third of Microsoft's revenues and making more than a quarter of Microsoft's profits, and is selling new Macs--which eat up direct sales of Windows PCs--four times faster than the industry.

      So Apple is doing good.

      Microsoft exploded in the 90s, reached supernova in 2000, and has been flat as a pancake ever since. Apple exploded in the early 80s and ran into problems in the mid 90s, but recovered during the dotcom years and has been among few tech companies to wildly outperform its 2000-era peak. Microsoft certainly hasn't.

      Apple doesn't have any catching up to do; it was already a high flying major company when Microsoft went public in 1986. Seriously, what "long term investors" have been holding Microsoft stock since 1986 apart from Bill Gates?

      What has Microsoft done for you lately?

      How Microsoft Got Its Office Monopoly

      What You Expected, What You Got: Windows Vista Vs Mac OS X Leopard

    13. Re:Plans... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      We could do this all day, but the fact of the matter is that Microsoft hasn't grown in five years, nor is it likely to grow any time soon. If you want to keep your money in MSFT, that's fine, but the glory days are long gone.

    14. Re:Plans... by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      I notice that Vista isn't on your list. I agree that it shouldn't be. When I read this story I couldn't get rid an image of a little kid grabbing at a bunch of butterflies and not catching any because he's not focused on any particular one.

      Look, Microsoft seems to be focusing on branching out, trying to reclaim more of the search market and pushing silverlight hard. While this is definitely a good thing, what isn't a good thing is when said company neglects their core business. Windows IS that core business and imo they should focus on that before looking outside.

      If this (arguably) possible mass migration from windows occurs when XP is EOL, where will that leave MS? Should/would they trade in dominance on the desktop?

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    15. Re:Plans... by oliderid · · Score: 1

      Mass migration from the Windows plateform is a long term scenario.

      A bigger threat to their revenues is the competition around Microsoft Office. If there is no incompatible format such as .doc or xls what is be the real advantage of using Microsoft Word instead of something else ...For free?

      I do think that the competition isn't ready yet to win over Ms Word, Excel or Powerpoint (and I do use OpenOffice because my latop has only MS word installed and I don't need to buy the whole MS office suite). Whatever you may say, they are relatively good compared to their competitors.
      But with ODF, and the last news I've read, a real competitive market is on its way.

    16. Re:Plans... by everphilski · · Score: 1

      What "long term investors" would prefer to have been sitting on MSFT?

      Me, for one. I invest for life. I'm looking ahead to retirement, not a 1 year or 5 year return. That's short term in most investor's eyes. So far MSFT has given me a far better RoR than Apple has. (yes, I have both stocks in my portfolio).

      Seriously, what "long term investors" have been holding Microsoft stock since 1986 apart from Bill Gates?

      Had it in my portfolio since the early 90's. It has made a great many people rich, not just employees. Surely, you have heard of the the phrase "Microsoft Millionaires"?

  6. Plan to acquire 100 start ups by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded of an editorial comic where someone creates a personal website for his cat and gets 10 million dollars in investment because he's visionary -- in effect, it's a parody of the .com bubble -- which Microsoft will fund.

    I need to get cracking if I'm to get my $240 million...

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    1. Re:Plan to acquire 100 start ups by gbulmash · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the guys who registered facewiki, facecatalog, facepedia, and bacefook are all sittin' pretty now!

    2. Re:Plan to acquire 100 start ups by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I need to get cracking if I'm to get my $240 million...

      Damn, I need to update my blagh!

      -mcgrew

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  7. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, if they do THAT, then I think Google's owners will DEFINITELY buy F/B at $500MM, JUST to make sure they have controlling interest. Then, they even FURTHER drive down the valuation, then buy out mshaft's share.

    Y/N/M?

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  8. facebook my ass by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was on facebook for kicks and I quickly realized it's full of little kids and their horrible grammar. In every group I joined [from singles groups to music/piano player groups] there was a continual barrage of horribly misspelled postings, lots of retarded "lols" and all that jazz. Nobody takes any of the serious chatter serious, and the fun chatter is just asinine like "join this group to keep facebook alive!" or whatever.

    Frankly, if you're not a moron, or some attention whoring pre-schooler, I don't see why people would care about it. Not like the "friends" you have online map to anything realistic in the "real world." And no, joining the "let's keep facebook!" group won't influence whether facebook is alive and kicking or not.

    Tom

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    1. Re:facebook my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      money.

    2. Re:facebook my ass by cyphercell · · Score: 5, Funny

      hey, your not "Tom" as in "Tom" from Myspace are you?

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    3. Re:facebook my ass by Elendil · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > there was a continual barrage of horribly misspelled postings, lots of retarded "lols" and all that jazz

      So you came back to ./ instead? Your logic escapes me.

    4. Re:facebook my ass by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      Facebook is an amazing way to keep track of all of the people that I see at college. I take a class with someone, then never have a class with them again. But I can still keep up with how they're doing, and get a hold of them if I need to ask them about something that they're good at. It's much less creepy than, "Can I have your phone number?" too.

    5. Re:facebook my ass by hodet · · Score: 1
      I agree that there is a tonne of crap on facebook that is stupid. When I see someone with 496 friends I have to laugh. On the other hand its a good site for keeping in touch with your circle of friends and co-workers and for getting in touch with long lost friends. I generally ignore all application requests and silly shit. But for keeping in touch it does what it does very well.

      Example: My wife signed up a few weeks ago because she saw that I had been talking to old high school friends. Within days an old friend of hers sent her a message and happens she lives in the same city as us. Now they are back in touch offline after many years. If facebook only ever does this one thing it will have been priceless to her.

    6. Re:facebook my ass by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be on Facebook, what, with your mispelling and all!

    7. Re:facebook my ass by lb746 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand people that post comments like this. You joined facebook, then went off to join music/piano player groups on there. Needless to say facebook doesn't work for people looking to meet 42,000 new friends that may or may not be real. That's what myspace is great at. I'm a new musician in a new city, I want to find other bands/muscians/etc, i would go to myspace and see who has a half billion friends and realize they spend more time on myfacespace then playing music, so join them and play music together. Problem solved.

      As for Facebook, if you join it, to socialize with your friends, it's completely different. Make an account, find people you actually know on it, add them as friends and login maybe once a week or so. Suddenly your actually able to keep up to date on those 10-15 people without having to call them weekly to find out whats going on. Sure some people freak out about this vast amount of stuff I can find out that your doing, but I only know about it because you posted it on there for the world to see.

      I rarely join the groups on facebook, and when I do, I do so with a grain of salt realizing a digital group like that that is rather pointless in the first place. However the ability to add a study group or other real life type groups and post discussions, share meeting times and plans, as well as see everyones class schedule on there. That's what makes facebook useful.

      This is why we need to stop putting myspace and facebook into the same group. They really aren't as similar as people keep saying they are. Facebook is for people already with friends that want to keep in touch easier, MySpace is a network for meeting new people and getting new connections.

    8. Re:facebook my ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Facebook is an amazing way to keep track of all of the people that I see at college. I take a class with someone, then never have a class with them again. But I can still keep up with how they're doing, and get a hold of them if I need to ask them about something that they're good at. It's much less creepy than, "Can I have your phone number?" too.


      No, it's not less creepy.
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    9. Re:facebook my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found it amazing to be able to trace people on my family tree in other countries on facebook. There's also a story about a mother/daughter I think that were reunited through facebook. This is extremely common, but I've never once heard of it on myspace.

    10. Re:facebook my ass by jmkaza · · Score: 1

      I agree, almost. I got pretty entrenched in MySpace before Facebook opened up to non-collegiates, and learned early on (thanks to a psycho ex girlfriend creating a fake profile) to only allow friends I knew in real life. Since then it's been a great way to keep track of a ton of people I'd have probably lost touch with without it. Facebook may be better suited, I don't know, I've only recently started using it, but Myspace works great.

    11. Re:facebook my ass by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      I was on facebook for kicks and I quickly realized it's full of little kids and their horrible grammar. In every group I joined [from singles groups to music/piano player groups] there was a continual barrage of horribly misspelled postings, lots of retarded "lols" and all that jazz.
      So you came back to /. ?
    12. Re:facebook my ass by lb746 · · Score: 1

      They both have their strong points for different uses. As a company, or a new band, I wouldn't waste my time trying with facebook. Myspace is perfect for this type of stuff. However, trying to find my old roommate from my freshman year of college before I transfered schools, myspace would never be of any help.

      When it comes to making new friends, I'm not going to go on facebook and poke every random person in my city/school/work place network. It's too creepy, plus people actually see how I might know them and such. It's more like a, "Hey I noticed you also do a lot of the same things as me, go to the same events, were at the same last 3 parties, etc." type network.

      Myspace lets me just signup and meet random people from anywhere I want with unlimited freedom about how creepy or polite I want to be with no worries.

    13. Re:facebook my ass by PinkPanther · · Score: 1

      I don't see why people would care about it.

      The demographics of Facebook has changed quite dramatically in the past few months. I have met a large number of people with whom I have lost touch over the years, people I wouldn't drive many hours to go visit with for a 3 hours "reunion", but I'd gladly swap 30 second synopses of the 20 years since our last conversation. Facebook is pretty cool for that. The fact that you didn't find groups that you can associate with either means that you were there a long time ago (1/2 year ago the site was as you describe it), or that your offline network hasn't migrated to Facebook yet; check nntp:// or gopher:// instead :-)

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    14. Re:facebook my ass by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's my question, and it's sincere, because I'm not a Facebook member:

      Why is any of that desirable? Honestly. I graduated from high-school in 1993, and I have a current e-mail address and phone number for the dozen-or-so people who still matter to me from those days. When we move, change contact information, or whatever, we send our little group a quick notification, and life moves on. Why on Earth would I want to be contacted out of the blue fifteen years later by someone who probably hasn't crossed my mind since graduation night (or insert whatever non-school equivalent event suits your purpose)?

      An example: my sister is a member. Perhaps six months ago, one of my first real girlfriends from the ninth grade in 1989 sent her a message asking how to find me on Facebook, so that we could catch up. Catch up with what? We haven't spoken in *at least* ten years, and she's apparently churned out a few kids in her mining-town trailer park about a thousand miles from here. We're total strangers by this point with utterly nothing in common, and yet people find it scintillating to imagine this kind of scenario through the magic of Facebook? "So, how have the last ten years of your life been? Oh, fifty pounds you've put on... isn't that something? Four kids? Fantastic." Is that what they call a "reconnection?" No thanks.

      Maybe I'm just not much of a sentimental, but if a friendship hasn't stood the tests of time organically, why should I suddenly be excited to drag the corpse up out of its well-deserved grave with Facebook? Some of my closest friends live hundreds of miles away, yet we stay close because of things in common and, you know, other friendship qualities. The most important of these is a willingness to put a little, tiny bit of work into actually being a friend. Maybe that means visiting every couple years, or maybe it's even something as small as keeping my phone number and e-mail information written down somewhere and using either or both from time to time. I do those things for them. Relationships that don't have those qualities are about the last things I want to pursue, and Facebook seems to make it way too easy to be a "friend" without being a friend.

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    15. Re:facebook my ass by larry+bagina · · Score: 0, Troll

      I was on facebook for kicks and I quickly realized it's full of little kids and their horrible grammar. In every group I joined [from singles groups to music/piano player groups] there was a continual barrage of horribly misspelled postings, lots of retarded "lols" and all that jazz. Nobody takes any of the serious chatter serious, and the fun chatter is just asinine like "join this group to keep facebook alive!" or whatever.

      slashdot much?

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    16. Re:facebook my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, we get it. There are even younger people than you on the internet.

    17. Re:facebook my ass by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Not younger, stupider. I've seen 30-something people type like "u r having a good times lolz? sees you at the pubs" and all that shit. Let's face it, 90% of the world is full of really stupid people, a good 9% of the remainder are moderately smart, and the last 1% are the genius academic monkey type. I'm in the 9% group or so. So while I'm not a brainer, I do appreciate an occasional well constructed sentence, properly spelled words, and maybe a conversation beyond the level of "let's get us some drank!"

      And yeah, I've hit the crossing point where most people in "movies of the summer" are younger than me, which is sad given I'm only 25 ...

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    18. Re:facebook my ass by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      This.

      I've "met" a half dozen people from my high school days. And beyond the initial "hey!" messages on Facebook we haven't spoken or written a word since. We weren't really friends then, and we're not now. Just because we went through the same schools and happen to know each others names and faces, doesn't make us "friends."

      And the couple of friends I did make in college and since, I'm in touch with outside of "the net." If I want to know what my friends are up to I just call them and drop by.

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    19. Re:facebook my ass by Ansoni-San · · Score: 1

      Nobody takes any of the serious chatter serious For someone with such a huge stick up their ass, I find it funny that you have such an obvious grammar mistake in the very same post. One that even an 8 year old would have no trouble pointing out.

      Frankly, if you're not a moron, or some attention whoring pre-schooler, I don't see why people would care about it. If you lack the capacity to find a single reason why anyone, anywhere that isn't a "moron, or some attention whoring pre-schooler" may find value in a site such a Facebook, I'm afraid you're the moron.

      Not like the "friends" you have online map to anything realistic in the "real world." You sound suspiciously like you're talking about yourself here. You need to get some friends buddy. The image I get of you from your flamebait doesn't anger me, it just makes me pity you.
    20. Re:facebook my ass by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%, sir. And I have nothing to add.

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    21. Re:facebook my ass by Your.Master · · Score: 2, Informative

      While you have a point, it's not always just so easy to keep in touch with people you care about -- and this is especially so when your lost high school friends fell out of touch a couple of years ago or so instead of a decade ago.

      There was no post-secondary school anywhere near my hometown. We all scattered and we all moved and so we all fell out of touch at once. Our old phone numbers were no longer valid (those few with cellphones got a number local to their new locale). Too many of them had their email address nailed to their ISP and that ISP doesn't operate outside of the county (I had a mailcity account and mailcity went and deleted it -- fortunately I was one of the first to get a gmail invite). And a lot of people didn't even have email at the time. We couldn't inform one another of our new contacts because we all changed contact info simultaneously, all we knew was the destination University of each. It wasn't that people didn't work at it -- it was that there wasn't anything to be done about it. I'm socially awkward at the best of times, I hated losing those friends that I had spent so long forging anyway.

      Not too many years later, and people reconnect. The ones that I'm not real friends with trade one message apiece or none at all, might not even bother filling in the "how do I know this person" field (or however it is presented). The ones that I was real friends with but no longer care about trade maybe a handful. And that special one or two people that you get back in touch with -- they are worth the time spent looking at the other couple hundred more dubious friend requests.

      Maybe your situation is different. You have another reply talking about how he just goes to his friends' homes and forgets the others. Even if I knew how to find them that's a 5 hour trip best case scenario, and it's not because I purposely distanced myself from them. Now, I don't think I'm the common case either, but you seem genuinely confused as to why anybody would want this.

    22. Re:facebook my ass by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Do what you want. I don't judge the quality of my life by the number of friends, but yet, the quality of friends. And while I'm not blessed with an easy life, or even a pleasant personality, I really don't "miss" not having 3000 friends who hang around, but wouldn't get my back when I need them.

      But given you know jack all about my life, I won't take your "pity" at any value other than a passing sentiment no more important than a smile at a cute girl at the cinema. (i.e., after this post I won't think about it again)

      Tom

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    23. Re:facebook my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not less creepy

      Indeed, it's positively encouraging creepiness

    24. Re:facebook my ass by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Perhaps six months ago, one of my first real girlfriends from the ninth grade in 1989 sent her a message asking how to find me on Facebook, so that we could catch up. Catch up with what? .... We're total strangers by this point with utterly nothing in common, and yet people find it scintillating to imagine this kind of scenario through the magic of Facebook?

      Only when you go beyond the cognitive dissonance involved in equating "Why should I keep up with my high-school friends?" with "Why should I contact my ex?" would you ever understand the magic of going through old yearbooks.

      Which is not to endorse Facebook, of course, but then your question wasn't about Facebook was it.

    25. Re:facebook my ass by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Your post motivated me to 'modify relationship' and make you my newest Slashdot friend.

      We don't know each other very well yet, so I'll start at the beginning. In early 1962 an egg was fertilized and later that same year some masked guy in a white uniform slapped me in the face (I can't remember if I came out backwards or if that was the origin of the Dangerfield joke).

      [...]

      I joined Slashdot.

      What's new with you these days?

      Paul

    26. Re:facebook my ass by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      I don't like social networking ,but for other reasons.

      I can see how you would want to keep in touch with someone you haven't talked to for years...what are highschool reunions for? You may not be great friends, but you still have a connection to them all.

      Then again, I may just be feeling nostalgic as hell, because today was my last day of school...ever...='(

      ~Jarik

    27. Re:facebook my ass by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Well, some of us had hot girlfriends, who we really would like to meet again. So now there is a quick and easy way to find out which ones are married, have boyfriends without having to ring them up every couple of months.

      So because you can think of one person who you don't want to get in contact with, therefore you cannot understand that other people might have known someone they would like to get in contact with? Are you really that stupid. I myself have a load of friends who I don't contact very much anymore because I have moved to the other side of the world. Now I have another avenue of keeping in touch with them, seeing pictures from the latest parties, etc...

      Sure, it is not the greatest thing in the world, but it is quite useful to keep in touch with people who aren't in your immediate circle of friends. And at least the email doesn't have any spam in it.

    28. Re:facebook my ass by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I was on facebook for kicks and I quickly realized it's full of little kids and their horrible grammar.
      As opposed to being on slashdot which is full of...oh.
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    29. Re:facebook my ass by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      This is about the 3rd or 4th comment along these lines. Slashdot is not a social networking website. It's a new aggregator that allows users to comment on things.

      If you're going to associate things, make sure they're at least comparable.

      And slashdot isn't full of little kids, it's full of angry depressed A-type personalities who think the "Internet Meanie/Tough Guy (tm)" routine is original. That they have to be pricks to feel good about themselves... On facebook they're not overtly mean, just really stupid.

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    30. Re:facebook my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, some of us had hot girlfriends, who we really would like to meet again.

      Dude, move on. If she dumped you then, she's probably not going to come anywhere near you now (no, let me guess, it was a "mutual thing"). And, if she does, it's probably in preparation to clobber you with some spiteful "message." You've already voiced your subservience by "[ringing] them up every couple months" like some kind of pathetic loser.

      I don't know you, and I really couldn't care less what you do, but I do feel some strange camaraderie based upon our shared gender alone. So, I'll leave you with this -- hooking up with an old girlfriend (even if they really were hot, or even just Slashdot "hot") never, ever, ever ends well. You're begging to walk down the valley of tears. Do with this advice whatever you wish.

    31. Re:facebook my ass by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Dude, move on. If she dumped you then, she's probably not going to come anywhere near you now (no, let me guess, it was a "mutual thing"). And, if she does, it's probably in preparation to clobber you with some spiteful "message." You've already voiced your subservience by "[ringing] them up every couple months" like some kind of pathetic loser.

      I don't know you, and I really couldn't care less what you do, but I do feel some strange camaraderie based upon our shared gender alone. So, I'll leave you with this -- hooking up with an old girlfriend (even if they really were hot, or even just Slashdot "hot") never, ever, ever ends well. You're begging to walk down the valley of tears. Do with this advice whatever you wish.


      You are an idiot. I have done this on many occassion, just for a bit of fun, and it has been great. If you are both single, then what is the problem? Maybe I can make a suggestion to you, don't treat people like shit and maybe things won't end badly for you.

    32. Re:facebook my ass by hodet · · Score: 1
      Why is any of that desirable?

      There is no answer that could be of any value to you. Your mind is made up based on your own view that if a relationship hasn't stood the test of time its no longer of any value to go there again.

      But, I'll bite. There are millions of reasons that people get separated and I certainly will not get into this specific example. Not all past relationships have ended do to boredom or differences of personality or other negative things like breakups with past girlfriends. Some are outside of the control of the people that were separated and for these people there is value in hooking up again. In fact there is genuine happiness and excitement for some.

      Cheers

  9. Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by dsginter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft needs to get Silverlight out there. $240 million to Facebook is the cheapest method of getting hundreds of millions to install and use it, willingly.

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    1. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by cyberjessy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are probably right. Microsoft should be worried that if Flash actually went Open (as in real open), innovative companies would start delivering really compelling, desktop-grade applications over the browser. There would be nothing stopping Google from putting up a better Microsoft Office. Or countless other innovative companies from killing the Windows platform.

      Well .... if Flash went open that is. I have a feeling it might happen soon.

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    2. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There would be nothing stopping Google from putting up a better Microsoft Office.

      That makes no sense. There are five things stopping Google from just throwing out a better Office.

      1. The amount of sheer work involved. Microsoft Office has been developing for well over a decade now, and even just cloning it would take a huge amount of labor and financial investment. And then making it actually better than Microsoft takes even more time, planning, strategizing, and investment. Google is big, but they have bought so many companies and have so many projects going I question whether they would have the manpower for such an investment.
      2. Infrastructure is stopping Google. Animations, eye candy, processing power... all of those are subpar when you are talking about the Internet. Yes, you have flash which looks good, but the downloading of the swf files embeded in the pages can be quite slow, and it would get even slower if lots of people started using it (unless Google made some more monstrous server farms, and that would be another huge economic investment). Some things are simply resource intensive enough that they are just better done on the desktop. (And yes, wordprocessing seems simple, but when you start packing in lots and lots of features, animations, etc, you generate a large memory and resource footprint)
      3. Security is stopping Google. Corporations are not going to start editing their sensative files over the Internet. They aren't going to transmit that data all over the web, and they aren't going to store it on Google's servers. They just won't, regardless of whether encryption is used. It will be viewed as too big a risk.
      4. Entrenchment is stopping Google. Microsoft Office is entrenched. I'm not just talking about users being comfortable and used to it (and therefore not wanting to change), I'm talking about being entrenched corporately. Most corporations have built innumerable applications that integrate and work with office, and you can't just rip out one suite and replace it with another without causing the majority of enterprise processes and applications to break. Very few corporations are going to be willing to switch unless Google somehow comes up with some undeniable, overwhelming reason that they must use the Google product. And I can't think of any scenario that would fit that bill (this very issue, btw, is why Open Office is not, and probably never will be, adopted at the corporate level).
      5. Lack of financial gain is therefore stopping Google. Unless Google can think of ways to overcome all of these issues, they are not going to recoup their investment (and make no mistake, developing an Internet Office application that is better than MS Office is an incredibly large investment). There are many other areas less dominated by competitors where the pickings are easier and the return on investment is higher. They may make simple spreadsheet apps that may drive a few private users to their site (and generate some advertising dollars from the extra traffic), but trying to truly trying to take dominance from Microsoft in the Office arena simply isn't going to be in their gameplan. It just isn't worth it.

      Or countless other innovative companies from killing the Windows platform.

      This is even less likely to be true than what you said about Google and Office. How is having access to an open version of Flash going to kill the Windows platform? Because you are talking about Flash, that implies that you are talking about web development. The Windows Platform is an operating system. Therefore you are attempting to make the claim that open Flash will allow a third party company (which, by the way, will almost certainly have less manpower and money than Microsoft) to develop some sort of web OS that will render a mature, entrenched desktop OS like Windows obsolete. Actually, lets leave out the mature and entrenched parts of the argument for a moment (although they alone are enough to kil

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    3. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by HeavyDevelopment · · Score: 1

      You mean other than through an IE update?

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    4. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      Yes, you are the 100% winner of the day. Silverlight needs a platform to be used on, and it needs to be big and unavoidable. Otherwise, who will bother? Putting it on the MSN news site or for MSN promotional videos won't likely help widespread use. People would just not look at those pages but instead go to alternatives that work.

      By the way, I actually decided to install Silverlight on my XP machine with 512 MB of RAM and a VIA CPU, getting a 'Silverlight is not installable on your PC' error. And no reason why. Thank you MS, Flash is running fine.

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    5. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by chadmanmn · · Score: 1

      "Most corporations have built innumerable applications that integrate and work with office" Define corporation. That might be true for the Ma and Pap shops and even for mid-sized businesses to some extent. The world does not run on MS. If anything, it runs on IBM, but you have alternatives there so it's hard to define an IBM shop. The "world" probably runs on Linux to a larger extent than MS. if the "world" is defined by the internet. Microsoft still owns desktops, office networks, and has a foothold in corporations, but there is not a single fortune 500 company that runs exclusively on Windows servers, including MS itself. They are not as invulnerable as one might think.

    6. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      How is having access to an open version of Flash going to kill the Windows platform? Because you are talking about Flash, that implies that you are talking about web development. The Windows Platform is an operating system. Therefore you are attempting to make the claim that open Flash will allow a third party company (which, by the way, will almost certainly have less manpower and money than Microsoft) to develop some sort of web OS that will render a mature, entrenched desktop OS like Windows obsolete. You got most of the way there, but missed it at the end. Who needs a web OS when you can run a flash-based app from any OS you want? Opening Flash gives platforms without Flash the opportunity to make their own ports, which assures widest user base. If it was open it'd also give the assurance that lock-in and corporate bullyism aren't a worry, and it would mean that people could, if they chose, write for Flash using 3rd party non-adobe tools. That would make it VERY attractive to developers.

      As Microsoft knows, you get the developers to write their apps for you, you get the users. Open flash would mean much more widespread use of flash. Widespread use of flash means people can use any OS they want to use their Flash apps. I think you can figure out the rest.
    7. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The world does not run on MS. If anything, it runs on IBM, but you have alternatives there so it's hard to define an IBM shop.

      Even IBM use MS Office, and in particular Excel, to run their business, at least here in Europe. The fact that IBM own Lotus but still find it worthwhile to buy licences for MS Office says a lot about the value of MS Office. Turning to the OS, Windows is overwhelmingly dominant on the desktop, and has been the leading server platform by volume for some years now.

      At the end of the day, what a lot of geeks don't understand is that a lower price, even to zero, won't lead to adoption if the additional value added by the high-priced product exceeds the price difference. Superior capital goods can command higher prices because they generate more value for those who use them. That's why MS Office hasn't been displaced by one of the many cheaper alternatives: the value lost to businesses would be much, much higher than the small gain from reduction or elimination of licensing fees.

    8. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by Lotunggim+Ginsawat · · Score: 1

      Flash in its current incarnation is not a good enough environment for a DESKTOP application. I think what you want can be more easily archived with Java instead.

    9. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm just saying if Flash were opened it would gain greater adoption. People are already trying to make web app(let)s with Flash that would probably work out better in Java. They're meeting with some success, even if it isn't the best choice of tools. I'm not saying Flash apps on the desktop are a good idea, but they would be a much more viable option if Flash were opened up.

  10. 240 mil is not a serious ownership by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    This is just a bribe to make sure Facebook does not use any portable technology or make it easy for competition to write applications/search on top of Facebook. Like the money it paid to large domain registrars to get them to switch away from Apache.

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  11. Microsoft by king-manic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never ascribe to malice what can adequately be explained by incompetence.

    Microsoft corollary: Unless it's Microsoft then never ascribed to incompetence or bad management what can adequately explained by pure unrelenting evil.

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    1. Re:Microsoft by Shisha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

  12. They paid and inflated number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To create a fake value for Facebook, thereby making them a less attractive company to try and buy and at the same time prep'ing them for a market listing and an SEC criminal investigation.

    It cost Microsoft nothing, they would just trade a % of the ad sales in exchange for the flat fee. Facebook got their ridiculous valuation and SEC watches and waits for them to try a listing on the back of it.

    Where do you want to go today? Jail?

  13. The man on the street says.... by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man #1 - MS wants to buy 100 startups? Maybe they will buy a couple that can show them how an OS is supposed to work?

    Man #2 - Redacted, turned out to actually be a woman

    Man #3 - Wasn't this the MS business plan since way back in the early 90s? This is news?

    Man #4 - (claiming to be spouse of man #2) Is there really 100 startups worth buying? I thought the venture capitalists were becoming a bit put off on the whole tech thing?

    Man #5 - (throws a chair) MS will buy 100 startups if they have to secretly pay those companies to start up... MS will kill the competition in the buying startups sector!!

    Man #6 - Will they support iTunes?

    Man #7 - (dubiously wearing a /. shirt) Imagine a beawolf cluster of 100 companies........

    Man #8 - Shouts "Sorry, have to run and go start a company......"

    Seriously, 100 startups? Why not 49? Why not 'as many as it takes'... what is the deal with 100? Microsoft begins with an M, why not 1000 startups?

  14. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely correct. Not only will others potentially stay away, but it poisons Facebook themselves and creates a strong risk of complete implosion, which MS can use for leverage. Once a line is drawn in the sand, it engages the ego and creates strong psychological need to hold it, and if it starts slipping, it could exacerbate a dramatic downward spiral.

    I don't think MS is that interested in Facebook beyond making sure that it has control over some "uppety" talk about platforms and OSes. It has its hands full with Google on the platform side of things, and I think they aren't intimidated by Facebook because they can basically manipulate them.

    That said, Facebook is a toy. There is nothing about it that has anything to do with productive work. It's *maybe* 3-10 times more valuable than Hot or Not, that's about it.

    MS got a huge bargain, getting a tremendous amount of influence for practically nothing for them. It's an extremely cheap hedge.

  15. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by iced_tea · · Score: 5, Funny


    Balmer: $750 million dollars?? ****Agrrrrahhahahhahahah***** (throws chair)

    Facebook: Ok $240 million could do nicely as well.

  16. wise investment by ringdangdu · · Score: 1

    240 million should be more then enough to 1) make sure they only us M$ software 2) Cause mass confusion. reducing company productivity employee satisfaction and management decision making. (this reduces value and allows a higher percentage to be purchased for less in 1 year) 3) at some later date make the site slightly incompatible with competing products. 4) start charging users to essentially view M$ ads

  17. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by neoform · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Err.. as soon as the value drops down, people will grab it up. I seriously doubt overpaying for a slice of the pie is somehow going to make people *less* interested in facebook.

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  18. Little amount? why do u think its worth 15*10^9 by zukinux · · Score: 0

    Microsoft paid for its part, as if facebook worth 15 Billion DOLLARS!! Do you really think they worth more then that?
    If so, you should wake up from your dreams, and the internet bubble is growing and growing again, it might explode again, be careful.

  19. Is MS buying the new dot com bubble? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    Next on the list is pets.com

    1. Re:Is MS buying the new dot com bubble? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      YES! As much rabbit as you can download!

  20. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by bball99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what's Facebook? :-)

  21. Answer by KeepQuiet · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft's $240 million investment is much smaller than the rumored $750 million that Facebook sought. Why the difference?

    Umm. Common sense?

    1. Re:Answer by Ant+P. · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, perhaps they realised any price they pay would be far more than this bubble 2.0 site's actually worth.

  22. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Wanado · · Score: 1

    That creates a cascade effect of investor avoidance, forcing Facebook's actual value down to where it's reasonable and Microsoft can snatch it up at a bargain. You can't just wait until Facebook's advertised price comes down. Lot's of companies would buy Facebook if they would accept a lower bargain offer. That's supply and demand. Microsoft isn't the only one that could buy at a lower price. So Microsoft buying at a premium now doesn't give them any advantage over anyone else to buy more later.
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  23. Math issues?? by tji · · Score: 1

    What the hell is that article talking about? He states it as if MS didn't buy into that junk about a $15Billion valuation.

    But, that's exactly what they did do. They paid $250Million for a 1.6% stake in the company. That means it values the whole company at $15.6Billion.

    If they had negotiated it down, and got maybe 20% of the company for $500M. Then, they wouldn't have bought into the valuation.. that would have said it's worth $2.5B.

    But, the math says MS thinks Facebook is worth $15Billion. I think that's ludicrous. But, then again, the first time I ever went to their site was today. So, I guess I don't really "get" the magic..

    1. Re:Math issues?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that Microsoft wanted to only invest 1/4 billion, and probably negotiated DOWN the number of shares they would get in order to artificially drive the valuation of Facebook up. That way no one else can buy it, and they only spent a little.

    2. Re:Math issues?? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Facebook has always overvalued itself, but Microsoft wanted to get enough of a stake that they'd be able to keep the advertising contract for the foreseeable future. Plus, they'll be able to push silverlight through the affluent population of facebook. When you factor in the value of those two things, $250 million is nothing.

  24. What does 1.6% get MS? by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    A significant vote at stockholder meetings?

    To me 1.6% does not signify any 'controlling' percentage, maybe gadfly status...

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  25. CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    BG: Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, Compuglobalhypermeganet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.

    H: I reluctantly accept your proposal!

    BG: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!

    H: Hey, what the hell's going on!

    BG: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks!

  26. MS want to buy 100 startups? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    So... Who's with me!!!

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  27. Enter M$, Let The Suckiness Commence by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, we know how this will go. First M$ invests in them, and they start to suck. G'bye Facebook!

  28. Microsoft's 'Innovation' at work by Mike+Morgan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Does anyone remember 8 years ago during United States v. Microsoft when Microsoft proclaimed how innovative they were and how any interference from the government would stifle their innovation? They actually had a website to this effect, I forget the URL.
          I think a perfect settlement would have been for Microsoft to continue business as normal and innovate all they want, the only restriction being that they not be allowed to buy any more companies. If they are this magnificent well of innovation and ideas, go ahead, show us. 8 years later, with effectively no penalties actually imposed on this company, the best they come up with is a plan to buy 100 web companies in the next 5 years.

    What innovations have we had from Microsoft in the last 8 years?

    Prior to that we have web based email (HotMail), web browsers, ...

    </sarcasm> </rant> </bloodpressure>
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    1. Re:Microsoft's 'Innovation' at work by miffo.swe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft has a bad management issue where money is king and the product just a means to an end. It could just as well be vacuum cleaners they sold. It has never been about innovation and will probably never be. Unlike IBM Microsoft has absolutely nothing to stand on other than their applications barrier to entry. Their research centers is a complete joke where the occasional good stuff very rarely gets into any production. If something goes into production they mess it up like with winfs. They are looking franticly for any means of revenues than Windows/Office which is about all the revenue source they have. Unless they find a new cashcow they are just going to die slowly. This must happen before OS/Office apps becomes commodities or competition forces them to substantially lower their prices to the "unmonopolized" real market value.

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    2. Re:Microsoft's 'Innovation' at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, please. Much of Linux is just copied from other OSes. Apple steals/copies/acquires all the time too (Konfabulator/Fingerworks/etc). Same with Google. Microsoft generates plenty of innovation, much of it never productized. Go visit the MSR website and stop talking shite.

    3. Re:Microsoft's 'Innovation' at work by Mike+Morgan · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. Much of Linux is just copied from other OSes. Apple steals/copies/acquires all the time too (Konfabulator/Fingerworks/etc). Same with Google. Let me check my initial post; did I mention Linux, hmmm nope. Apple, no not that company either. Google, yikes, that's three strikes. What you seem to be implying is "Microsoft does not innovate and see other companies don't either." I guess I would have to agree, there are other companies that do not innovate. Although just because a company/kernel copies ideas does not prove that they lack innovation. But if you are hard pressed to see one innovation related to a company/product that was not the result of acquisition/copying; I think you would have to concede that they lack innovation.

      Microsoft generates plenty of innovation, much of it never productized. So, you're saying Microsoft actually does innovate. It just doesn't 'productize' it because...? Maybe it's just too fantastic to be accepted by the general public right now.

      Go visit the MSR website and stop talking shite. Let's see what the MSR website show us:
      • F# -- a functional language:

        F# combines type safety, performance, and scripting with the advantages of running on a on a modern runtime, Microsoft Research said. It supports interactive scripting like Python and the strong type inference and safety of ML. F# can access.Net libraries and database tools. A nice language, no doubt, but nothing innovating here. This is a conglomeration of other languages.
      • Digital Watermarking -- The term was coined back in 1993. Rico Malvar seems like a pretty smart guy, but this is an improvement on an old idea.
      • HotMapRemarkable? Actually no. Showing what portions of an interactive map are the most active by color-coding the map may be interesting; maybe even unique. But to say that this is a real innovative idea would get you a chuckle.


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    4. Re:Microsoft's 'Innovation' at work by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the whole point of start ups? Have an idea, get it working and then sell it to someone that can do something with it. at least that way you are guaranteed some money. Otherwise its "Have an idea, get it working and then watch as everyone copies it".

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  29. Its a fad thats going to go over. by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    Just as Facebook and Myspace we have had an enormous community here in sweden called Lunarstorm. At the beginning it was like everyone on the net went there but slowly as the kidz started to come people went away doing other more grown up stuff. It wasnt fun anymore when you had 30 people a day only out to make connections for bragging points or attention whores that idd anything to get many hits on their page. In Sweden grownups arent there anymore, just kids with not much money to spend. Not someplace i would want to put ads unless i was targeting young kids and selling very cheap goods like ringtones and music.

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    1. Re:Its a fad thats going to go over. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's odd one would posit that as the kidz would come, so would the pedophiles.

  30. That's a funny take on the sale... by Socguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was just reading the Globe and Mail, Canada's most prestigious newspaper, and they had a slightly different take. Facebook was in the drivers seat and forced Microsoft to pay more for less. Google didn't need Facebook, but Microsoft did. http://www.reportonbusiness.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071024.wmicrosoftstaff1024/BNStory/Business/home

  31. Surely ... by AlanS2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

    that money would've been much better spent in making their products as good as/better than the competitions to give consumers more incentive to not defect.

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  32. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good one. Your ORIGINAL post was slightly INCOHERENT and it took ME a FEW goes to UNDERSTAND what you were RAMBLING about. It just read badly and it wasnt of the quality to be a +2 post. While personally I would have modded it overrated (although I tend not to down mod if I can help it) rather than troll to knock it to +1, I would definately slapped a troll on your next post if I had mod points. Just take it like a man and next time hit the preview button and give it a little read through before you submit.

    Also if everybody avoided rating peoples comments, well that would kinda screw any mod system :)

  33. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by gbulmash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, but how much do you want to bet that Microsoft has some sneaky stuff in the sale contract that prevents FaceBook from selling at a lower price without Microsoft's permission because said sale would diminish the value of Microsoft's investment?

  34. It's premature to claim Apple's strategy superior by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    "Ballmer's plan to acquire 100 startups in 5 years is still sketchy"

    What kind of a plan is that? No wonder Microsoft is losing its way. Compare and contrast with the business plan of Steve Jobs, which I think can be summed up as "make great products"...


    Microsoft has been buying things for decades and has about 90% marketshare. Apple has made great products for decades and has around 5% marketshare. Apple has had great success with new products in the past (Apple II, Mac) only to eventually lose the market to inferior products (IBM PC, Windows). It's premature to claim Apple's strategy superior, history shows otherwise.

  35. what if google goes and buys the whole thing by unity100 · · Score: 1

    tomorrow ? and they can do it too.

  36. Social Networking Has Topped by broward · · Score: 1

    I've posted this before and I suppose few people believe it but rate of growth in the social networking sites has TOPPED OUT. Growth is declining. Once a product passes through its growth inflection point, its potential changes from "infinite" to "bounded".

    The boundaries for $$$ in social networking have been roughly established over the past 18 months. Maybe somebody at Microsoft actually has MBA knowledge, did the numbers and figured this out instead buying into hype.

    http://www.realmeme.com/roller/page/realmeme/?entry=social_networking_meme_verified

    Of course, what do I know? I'm just an old guy that doesn't bother memorizing java syntax anymore.

  37. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    davidyes=pwned

  38. This is why I deactivated my Pagebook account by Johannes+Rexx · · Score: 0

    When I heard that MS had an interest in Facebook I promptly attempted to delete my account. There is no way to do it. But I can deactivate it and that is what I did. Let me say that I will go out of my way to avoid using anything that Steve Ballmer has his fat chubby little hands into. If there are enough MS haters around this will give Facebook a good kick in the pants. If not I at least have the satisfaction that I am not part of the problem.

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  39. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

    then Microsoft wins because Facebook can never find other investors at that valuation. That creates a cascade effect of investor avoidance, forcing Facebook's actual value down to where it's reasonable and Microsoft can snatch it up at a bargain.

    This is such a lame theory, it's not even wrong. Explain to me why these other investors -- who you say are turned off by FB's high valuation -- won't become interested again when the valuation falls?

    And exactly what do you mean when you say "forcing Facebook's actual value down". You do understand they are a private company? Their valuation is nothing more than what is implied by the investments they (a majority of their equity holders) negotiate and agree to. If they decide they need more capital to finance growth, they can always solicit future investment that values their company at $2B, or any other number. There is no sense in which they're beholden to Microsoft as a result of this. There are many, many players who can invest these quantities of cash.

    The real truth here is that Microsoft was willing to stomach an overvalued investment in order to buy the pageviews they desperately need if they are to ever catch up to Google in advertising. When your own web properties suck and don't deliver enough eyeballs, this is what you resort to.

  40. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As another said, your original post was...odd. Not that I'd mod it down for that. Try to use real words.

  41. I wish Facebook and MySpace would join..... by elballio · · Score: 3, Funny

    then I could tell all my friends to come on MyFace

  42. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    If people say "Facebook's the flavor of the month and it's never going to warrant a $15 billion value because the next flavor of the month will come along and steal its thunder," then Microsoft wins because Facebook can never find other investors at that valuation. That creates a cascade effect of investor avoidance, forcing Facebook's actual value down to where it's reasonable and Microsoft can snatch it up at a bargain.

    Actually if I could I'd be tempted to invest in Facebook. MS only got a 1.6% stake in Facebook, Google can afford to pay 5$500M for 3%. When one investor puts that much into an investment it makes it easier for others to invest as well, money follows money.

    Falcon
  43. Microsoft buying Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay time to ban Facebook! I'm going to stop using hotmail as well.

    Go shove your operating systems up your ass Microsoft. We hate furiously
    hate your piece of shit of an operating system!

  44. Feasibility of big Flash apps by Almahtar · · Score: 1

    Before last month, my first chance to try out Actionscript 3, I would have thought that big, feature rich, complex apps would be impossible (or rather, run like ass) due to speed limitations of Actionscript. This benchmark very accurately mirrors what I've seen with AS3: its overall performance whips the pants off of Javascript and previous versions of Actionscript, and in many cases hugs Java pretty closely or even beats it (by a small amount). This is after how many years of JVM optimizations and improvements? Not bad.

    Think what all has been done with Javascript without getting too slow. Now make the language a lot faster, and add some pretty advanced bitmap and vector graphics support that runs native, and the use of "shared objects" (local storage of arbitrary data). I see possibilities.

  45. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

    Would that even be legally enforceable? A 1.6% stake in Facebook hardly gives them the right to control how Facebook sells off the remaining 98.4%.

  46. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
    More importantly, M$ investors viewpoint, throwing away $240 million on some whacked business strategy. M$ investors have just one question to ask, how much will that $240 million make this financial year, will it generate any revenue at all or it is some ego driven, game playing stunt with other peoples money.

    Ballmer's, "we sold at a loss yesterday, were selling at a loss today, we will continue to sell at a loss in the future, because we are rich and can afford to do so", is starting to were pretty thin.

    The only successful strategy that M$ investors should accept from Ballmer is the creation or in reality the resurrection of MSN's own social networking site.

    What is it with tech magazines "Especially when $750 million was the going figure for the longest time. In terms of Google's cash flow, a company accountant could trip coming out of the bathroom and drop that much cash." is this journalist on drugs, what ever happened to accountability, or acting responsibly, or even at least making an appearance of management skill and expertise. Shit no wonder the dotbomb period earlier this century and all the resultant SEC prosecutions. Generally you really only see investing like this when there are ulterior motives and management is using less than honest methods to bleed the share holders by buying craptastic companies at grossly inflated prices, either that or just sheer stupidity and desperation.

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  47. The paid to much by dylanf · · Score: 1

    Facefook may have all those users, but honestly do people spend that much time on facebook. When you first sign up, you think great now I can track down all my old friends (Like I could on Friends Reunited). Then two weeks later you just get sick of people trying to turn you into a vampyre. I think facebook is just one of those fad things that will pass.

    1. Re:The paid to much by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Then two weeks later you just get sick of people trying to turn you into a vampyre.
      Is this some sort of Facebook slang, or is the whole thing really based around the cult of the undead?
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  48. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

    Ballmer: $240 million, it's a deal, will you join me in a celebratory monkey dance. Wwoooo!!!!! wwoooo!!!! wwwooooo!!!! I LOVE FACEBOOK!!! woooo!!! woooo!!

  49. At least Facebook has a plan... by sheepofdarkness · · Score: 1

    The article complains about facebook's business model, but it seems to me that they've found a better way to make money than ads--take it from M$.

  50. It's not called ANTIsocial networking! by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    I was on facebook for kicks and I quickly realized it's full of little kids and their horrible grammar.

    Yeah I know. It's terrible isn't it? MySpace and Slashdot are so much better...oh, wait...

    Nobody takes any of the serious chatter serious, and the fun chatter is just asinine

    Thanks for the chuckle. I always get a kick out of people who criticise the grammar of posts in an online forum and make mistakes themselves, especially when they're given ample opportunity to proofread their postings as can be done on this forum.

    Besides that, isn't "serious chatter" an oxymoron? I don't recall ever having a SERIOUS chat on-line ever, and that goes back to the chat rooms of BBSes in the 1980s. EVERY SINGLE chat room and forum I've participated in has some definable signal-to-noise ratio. Even technical support forums and heavily moderated forums have their persistent twits and they are usually the most "serious".

    Not like the "friends" you have online map to anything realistic in the "real world."

    Facebook, Slashdot, and to a degree MSN, are the only accounts I have that are active, if you don't count my logins at my work and home networks. I only have a very few MSN contacts and 100 percent of them are friends and family I know (not just merely met) in real life. Slashdot profiles allow you to mark people as "friends or foes" and though many people seem to have marked me as one or the other, I haven't really bothered doing likewise, because I tend to reserve judgment for people to which I haven't so much as spoken (or even typed).

    As for facebook, there isn't one single person in my friends list that I have not met and do not know "in real life", so in fact, yes the "friends" I have online ALL "map to something realistic". It seems to me that Facebook is actually a bit MORE real than perhaps MySpace or Yahoo or whatever. At least there are usually less degrees of separation to most Facebook friends than there are to Kevin Bacon, which doesn't seem to be the case in many other places.

    In sort, lighten up dude! Facebook is a SOCIAL networking site and is advertised as such, so don't be so serious and don't expect seriousness and maturity on a site of that nature that is open to all the "great unwashed masses".

    1. Re:It's not called ANTIsocial networking! by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

      *sigh* I should proofread better when I make fun of people not proofreading...

      I mean Nobody takes any of the serious chatter serious, and the fun chatter is just asinine

      Seriously folks I'm not a grammar-nazi. I am a grammar-nazi nazi, so don't go criticising my grammar now m'kay? ;-)

    2. Re:It's not called ANTIsocial networking! by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is why being a pedantic little ass-clown isn't fun. So don't do it.

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  51. Re:Facebook == Shot at Adobe's Flash - here it is by colenski · · Score: 1
  52. Longer Term by meehawl · · Score: 1

    An in the last ten years, Apple stock has been +4314%, vs Microsoft +89%.

    Ten years ago Apple was in the extreme doldrums. Why not take a longer view?

    For most of its public lifetime, Apple has underperformed S&P500 *and* NASDAQ. In fact, relative to the broad stock market averages, Aaple has regained the outperform level that it held back in 1992. That's progress, of a sort.

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  53. Its not for you, laddie by unity100 · · Score: 1

    it is mainly for people who graduated from high school pre 1990 and early 90s. the email wasnt all that established back then, and not only that, many email services that came up during the era do not still stand.

  54. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by gbulmash · · Score: 1

    Would that even be legally enforceable? A 1.6% stake in Facebook hardly gives them the right to control how Facebook sells off the remaining 98.4%.

    As long as FaceBook signed the contract with that provision, it would be enforceable, even if Microsoft was buying a 0.0001% stake. The size of the stake doesn't matter. The terms of the contract do. And when there's $240 million on the table, making your company worth $15 billion, feeding your self-confidence and giving you delisions of invulnerability and infallibility... You would be surprised at the stupid shit you might agree to in such a state.

  55. Re:Smart Move? Maybe... by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

    Oops, that makes sense. I was thinking of it as though it were a publicly traded company, in which case there wouldn't be a contract of sale of that kind and you couldn't make such restrictions. Although, if it were publicly traded, Facebook couldn't then dictate the share price!