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OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops

An anonymous reader writes "The One Laptop Per Child Project (OLPC) is toying with a novel source of power for its low-cost XO laptops: cows. "We plan to drive a dynamo (taken from an old Fiat) through a system of belts and pulleys using cows/cattle," wrote OLPC's Arjun Sarwal, in an October 21 e-mail posted to one of the group's discussion lists. Sarwal and others are now finalizing the design of the cow-powered generator."

189 comments

  1. Something doesn't smell right by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is no way this is true.
    There is no way they can get cows to power laptops, there is no way they would stay in their wheel.

    Now, if they suggested a beowolf cluster of hamsters then I would believe it.
    As it stands this article is just a load of bull.

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    1. Re:Something doesn't smell right by monk.e.boy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wouldn't you harness them to a pole that is perpendicular to the shaft of the generator.

      I'm sure they used to grind flour with the same sort of technology.

    2. Re:Something doesn't smell right by FredDC · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's pretty real, they've made a deal with the OCPC project (One Cow per Child). They give the cow needed to power their laptop! It's a pretty sweet deal, you get a laptop and a cow! Now that's marketing!

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    3. Re:Something doesn't smell right by slart42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's pretty real, they've made a deal with the OCPC project (One Cow per Child). They give the cow needed to power their laptop! It's a pretty sweet deal, you get a laptop and a cow! Now that's marketing! On a more serious note, OCPC is actually called Send A Cow (http://www.sendacow.org.uk/, they try to aid farmers to support themselves by donating livestock.
    4. Re:Something doesn't smell right by skoaldipper · · Score: 1

      In impoverished nations, what are the odds most OLPC cow powered batteries will eventually lose their charge over dinner?

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    5. Re:Something doesn't smell right by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      In impoverished nations, what are the odds most OLPC cow powered batteries will eventually lose their charge over dinner?

      In famine struck nations, what are the odds most OLPC cow powered batteries will permanently lose their charge over dinner?

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    6. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      On a more serious note, OCPC is actually called Send A Cow (http://www.sendacow.org.uk/, they try to aid farmers to support themselves by donating livestock. The Heifer Project http://www.heifer.org/ could also be called the OCPC. I am not familiar with Send A Cow, but it sounds similar to the Heifer Project. As of the last time I checked, the Heifer Project had an amazingly low overhead. Meaning that most of the money donated to them actually went to the cause, not to paying an expensive staff.
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    7. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They try to aid farmers to support themselves by donating livestock.

      Wait, someone is trying to teach farmers to support themselves by giving them stuff? If you want to teach people to stand upright, the best thing is to is withdraw from the situation so they can learn how. Otherwise you are just creating a culture of dependency that every foreigner in the Third World knows from the children running up with outstretched hands.

    8. Re:Something doesn't smell right by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cows put out 500 liters of methane a day (that's per cow.) The obvious solution is to stick a tube up their asses and run a generator off of it. No need to make them walk. :-)

    9. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Something does not smell right

      Especially when you have a programmer's view, and cow-power is like
      Copy-On-Write Power.

    10. Re:Something doesn't smell right by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Or, you could just loan them the money to buy a goat. And they have a 99% repayment rate.

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    11. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, so now you want to trap people in a culture of debt just like the US is saddled with?

    12. Re:Something doesn't smell right by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      If they could burn manure or harness the gas emissions of a cow they'd have something.

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    13. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Thaelon · · Score: 5, Informative

      The voluminous methane cows produce is from burping. Your tube would just get clogged at the end of the cow you chose.

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    14. Re:Something doesn't smell right by gynosaur · · Score: 1

      Didn't Gateway try this?

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    15. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Feyr · · Score: 1

      there's good debt. buying a goat can be a good debt if that goat allows you to live for longer than the duration of the loan.
      taking on a debt you can't afford to pay for a 50" plasma tv is NOT a good debt

      i'm sure you can spot the difference... or maybe you'd rather they starve? or live on handouts for the rest of their lives?

    16. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Bozdune · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fine, then we'll put a mask on its face and collect its burps. No, wait, then it can't graze... never mind... FAIL

    17. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      either way though, odds are building a nasty cheap coal-fired power station would be better for reducing greenhouse gasses. One cow per child... clearly irresponsible, unsustainable and another step towards getting rid of the icecaps.

    18. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that they are getting fed up with all the goats

    19. Re:Something doesn't smell right by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Put the cow in a bubble to avoid the clogging.

      I mean, these OCPC kids are going to need to carry their cows around with them anyway, right?

      - RG>

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    20. Re:Something doesn't smell right by kgskgs · · Score: 1

      This can be totally true.

      First, when they say cow, it is most likely because translation problem. In Hindi, there is one word that can be used interchangeably to mean cow or bull. So these guys probably meant bull.

      Second, about using them to generate power. As late as 1985-1990, I have seen water pumps that are run by bull-power in Indian villages. Where bulls walk in circle, and the motion is transferred by a bevel gear sort of mechanism to a rotating drum, which works on a principle kind of similar to archimedes screw. So generating power using bulls is not too far from there.

      I think if I go and mention to those villagers that in cold areas of the world, dogs pull cards instead of bulls, they would say the same thing you are saying here.

      K

    21. Re:Something doesn't smell right by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I read that OLPC was trying to team up with Heifers for Humanity, but Heifer balked when they demanded that each cow have a USB port installed.

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    22. Re:Something doesn't smell right by derago · · Score: 0

      Clogged tubes ? The internet is coming out of a cows anus ?

    23. Re:Something doesn't smell right by legirons · · Score: 1

      "No, it's pretty real, they've made a deal with the OCPC project (One Cow per Child)"

      Vous avez deux portables...

    24. Re:Something doesn't smell right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all a plot by Big Fodder to sell hay...

    25. Re:Something doesn't smell right by r00t · · Score: 1

      He just likes sticking his tube there.

    26. Re:Something doesn't smell right by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      No, don't you realize, there's only bad debt. Instead of getting student loans (at low interest rates) so we can get degrees and get good paying jobs, we should all just start working crappy jobs straight out of highschool.

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  2. Cow Power by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    "This is a 5CP laptop, but if you could overclock it to 6CP."

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    1. Re:Cow Power by Mushdot · · Score: 2, Funny

      They should get a pat on the head for this idea.

  3. Huh? by neochubbz · · Score: 1

    Is it April 1st already?

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  4. Cows don't walk much by jrumney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whenever I see a herd of cows, they are either standing still eating, or walking to the milking shed to be milked. Getting one to walk on a conveyer belt with no useful purpose for the cow is not going to be easy. They might get a more consistent supply hooking up a dynamo to the cow's jaw, chewing is something they do a lot of.

    1. Re:Cows don't walk much by Eivind · · Score: 2, Informative

      Read the article -- cattle is already used in this region for stuff like running waterpumps and similar. So we can assume that the problem of enticing the cows to walk in a circle (not on a conveyor belt) is a solved one.

    2. Re:Cows don't walk much by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      They might get a more consistent supply hooking up a dynamo to the cow's jaw, chewing is something they do a lot of.

      They should make this device "girlfriend"-sized.

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    3. Re:Cows don't walk much by jrumney · · Score: 1

      The article just says that cows "are being used in the fields". It doesn't say anything about waterpumps or getting them to walk in a circle.

    4. Re:Cows don't walk much by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should make this device "girlfriend"-sized.
      You're dangerously close to talking over the readers' heads here. At least give a link to the Wikipedia entry on "girlfriend".

      Any of us who've got this "girlfriend" you speak of should already have her working on our dynamo.

      At least that's what I call it.
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    5. Re:Cows don't walk much by slater86 · · Score: 1

      maybe a hampster and a running wheel would work better???

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    6. Re:Cows don't walk much by marcello_dl · · Score: 4, Funny

      > At least give a link to the Wikipedia entry on "girlfriend".

      A girlfriend is a girl that wants to be just friend. Every girl a slashdotter encounters is like that, no need to hit wikipedia for that.

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    7. Re:Cows don't walk much by duggi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Farming and watering the fields with cows is pretty much a common sight in India. Event after the green revolution of the 60's many farmers still use cows(Bulls too) for farming, and it works like a charm for the Indian media when showing the stereotyped poor farmer. That apart, using them as an energy source? Have they even thought of solar powered batteries? I am no expert, but I live in India, and I can make an approximate guess as to how much energy these cows can generate(they do live in slow motion world) and surely it would be cheaper, cost efficient and it would simply make more sense. It would have helped if they posted in the same article what they were smoking.

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    8. Re:Cows don't walk much by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Exactly, they must not have did any studying. I grew up on a farm until I was 10. We had 5 cow and 4 horses as well as other livestock. the only think more sedentary than a cow is a pig. Cows are NOT a good source of energy outside of burning them for the calorie content or burning the cow pies.

      Horses? yes. the like to walk in circles on the exercisers.

      Their best bet would be figuring out how to get these people cheap solar panels. A panel array that is the size of the OLPC that folds out to be 6 panels wide made of the flexible and damage proof types of solar panels would run it just fine in africa.

      Now if there was a giant version of the gerbil roaming the african wilderness we could capture and put in a wheel.

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    9. Re:Cows don't walk much by Ulven · · Score: 1
      It wouldn't have mattered if they posted what they were smoking, as you didn't read it anyway.

      the group considered using solar energy but sunlight near Mumbai was not "consistently strong."
    10. Re:Cows don't walk much by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      You're dangerously close to talking over the readers' heads here.

      Relax. We all know it's just Spanish for "Amiga".

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    11. Re:Cows don't walk much by Mike+Morgan · · Score: 1
      They weren't very clear on how they were going to extract energy from the cow. I could only assume it would be one of:
      • Some methane capture device hooked onto the cow appropriately. Burn the methane to boil water to create steam that would power the dynamo.
      • Convert the cow biomass to bio-diesel. Burn the diesel to boil water to create the steam to drive the dynamo.
      • Dehydrate the cow. Burn dried cow using the heat to boil the water to create the steam power to drive the dynamo.

      That's all I can think of.
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    12. Re:Cows don't walk much by Joebert · · Score: 1

      chewing is something they do a lot of.

      ...

      They should make this device "girlfriend"-sized.
      Somthing tells me there isn't much of a difference between the two sizes.
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    13. Re:Cows don't walk much by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Their best bet would be figuring out how to get these people cheap solar panels.

      I would have bet the farm that you were going to say cheap horses.
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    14. Re:Cows don't walk much by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should have "did" more studying as well, though I guess that would be a tall order for a sub-10 year old child (though I do put a lot of credence in the opinion of a 8-year-old child who lives near 5 cattle).

      If you flip the ol' TV over to PBS, Discovery, or any random channel that shows either historical farming in a developed nation or current farming practices in a third-world country, you're bound to eventually see an Ox, Cow, Buffalo, or similar creature pulling a plow. Shockingly - to a fifth-grader - that is an example of enticing a cow to move on command. Visit any sort of historical area, and you're apt to see other large devices which were (or are) cow-powered. There's a big grist mill about an hour away from my house, for example.

      If that's too difficult, just pop Bort into your DVD player, and see how the Kazakhstanians pull their cars around with cattle. It's just a movie, but *someone* had to make the cows move so they could record them. Those aren't CGI cattle.

      Hint: get a whip (the kind that cracks, not the kind that innner city kids drive). Smack a steer on the rump roast / sirloin steak area, shout a bit, and he'll move. He'll eventually realize that's what he's supposed to do when hooked up to the wheel, and start doing it all by himself - with minimal smacking and yelling.

    15. Re:Cows don't walk much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hampster. You dumpass.

    16. Re:Cows don't walk much by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      At least with a dehydrated cow it could still have had a chance at being a laptop computer.

      As it is the OLPC looks like it's going to be the first 800kg laptop (including power supply). Way to go !

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    17. Re:Cows don't walk much by operagost · · Score: 1

      He didn't say anything about oxen or buffalo. Anyone who played Oregon Trail knows that oxen are the best for pulling heavy loads!

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    18. Re:Cows don't walk much by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Thanks to modern society, I realize you're quite divorced from the skills of animal husbandry, but think back to Oregon Trail. They hauled wagons, and plowed fields, I think you can get one to walk in a circle. I mean, you can get a camel to do something similar

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    19. Re:Cows don't walk much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad but true :-(.

    20. Re:Cows don't walk much by ntropic · · Score: 1

      Cows/Oxen have been used in this manner traditionally to crush oilseeds in India. The apparatus is called a Ghani or a Kolhu. see here : http://www.fao.org/DOCREP/T4660T/t4660t04.gif

    21. Re:Cows don't walk much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    22. Re:Cows don't walk much by instarx · · Score: 1

      Whenever I see a herd of cows, they are either standing still eating, or walking to the milking shed to be milked. Getting one to walk on a conveyer belt with no useful purpose for the cow is not going to be easy.

      First, those are lazy rich-country dairy cows you see in fields. Most cows in the developing world do multple duty as milk producers and work animals - pulling carts, grinding grain, etc. Second, you wouldn't walk it on a treadmill (what a goofy idea) you put a yoke on its neck and walk it in a circle like people have been doing for centuries - it just turns a generator instead of (or simultaneously as) grinding grain or pumping water.

  5. vegan / vegetarian suitability by ajs318 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is this going to make the OLPC unsuitable for vegans?

    Come to think of it, seeing as plastic is made from oil, which was made from animals that died a long time ago, it's already not suitable for vegetarians.

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    1. Re:vegan / vegetarian suitability by solanum · · Score: 1

      Oil came from plant material not animals. Look around at the countryside, do you see a greater mass of animals or plants? WHich holds the most carbon?

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    2. Re:vegan / vegetarian suitability by msauve · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, seeing as plastic is made from oil, which was made from animals that died a long time ago, it's already not suitable for vegetarians.
      But those animals were ultimately made from vegetables, so it should be cool.

      If racism is politically incorrect, why aren't these animalia supremecists criticized for their kingdomism? Flora is life, too.
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  6. Cows? by psychicsword · · Score: 1

    This sounds like something the people of South Park would do. Obligatory Joke. 1. Make cheap affordable laptops 2. Power it with animals 3. ??? 4. Profit!

  7. Cow Cafe by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Funny


    I can see it now ... our proverbial third-world-teenager spending a sunny morning writing a slashdot journal in the shade of his cow. As he types, he notices his coffee is too strong .. no matter, a couple of squeezes of the cow and the espresso is an instant latte.

    Later that evening he is having a romantic chat with his girlfriend in the next village. Things get intense and the low power warning comes on her laptop. They are cut off as a great big cowpat soils his keyboard.

    (I could have gone further, but hey, this is a family show, right?)

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    1. Re:Cow Cafe by kilo_foxtrot84 · · Score: 1

      They are cut off as a great big cowpat soils his keyboard. The OLPC's keyboard is designed to be waterproof and easily cleanable, no sh**!
    2. Re:Cow Cafe by somersault · · Score: 1

      Things get intense and the low power warning comes on her laptop. I hope you didn't mean that like you possibly could have meant it. The cow was getting a little overexcited reading the chats and used all its energy working itself into a sexual frenzy?
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    3. Re:Cow Cafe by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      Having a cow nearby might just be enough to make internet relationships that little bit more real.

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  8. disappointed by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And here I was thinking the article was going to be about powering laptops with methane...

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    1. Re:disappointed by ikegami · · Score: 1

      I was expecting something from Gateway Computers. moo.

    2. Re:disappointed by nonos · · Score: 1

      Had the same idea as you. And since CH_4 + 2O_2 gives CO_2 + 2H_2O, pluggin the OLPCs in the cows a**holes would solve the problem of lack of water in desertic countries.

  9. Have you mooed today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    # apt-get moo
             (__)
             (oo)
       /------\/
      / |    ||
    /\---/\
        ~~   ~~
    ...."Have you mooed today?"...

    1. Re:Have you mooed today? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember: To err is human, to moo is bovine.

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    2. Re:Have you mooed today? by spun · · Score: 1

      Err, the point is moo. Like a cow's opinion. It's a moo point.

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  10. Wow...Second world nations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aren't these laptops for developing nations such as India? If so, there are *FAR* better ways to generate energy. I know that cows are work animals, but this is a terrible application. Throw up a few photovoltaics, batteries, and regulators, and you have an generator unit costing the same that does not waste your work/food animal.

    Poor people using such animals tend to have a lot more common sense than we do. This is absolutely preposterous.

    1. Re:Wow...Second world nations? by pipatron · · Score: 2, Informative
      RTFA:

      the group considered using solar energy but sunlight near Mumbai was not "consistently strong."
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    2. Re:Wow...Second world nations? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Aren't these laptops for developing nations such as India? If so, there are *FAR* better ways to generate energy.

      You can say that again, I'm pretty sure you go to hell if you work a cow to death in India.
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    3. Re:Wow...Second world nations? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      You can say that again, I'm pretty sure you go to hell if you work a cow to death in India.
      ____

      Hell? Naw. You'll be reborn as an OLPC cow.

    4. Re:Wow...Second world nations? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      So, theoreticly it would be in the cows best intrest for you to work it do death ?
      I know if I was an OLPC cow I'd probably wish someone would kill me.

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    5. Re:Wow...Second world nations? by francisco.colaco · · Score: 1

      It has been sufficiently observed in field that cows still crap during monsoon season.

      I used to live in Africa, twice on past jobs. I tell you, when it rains there, there is no way to charge a battery from photovoltaics.

  11. Please... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

    This "article" rates at least 6 Courics.

  12. Old hat by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 2

    I was recently telling my colleagues (working at a wind turbine manufacturer) that we needn't worry that our turbines are 'not running' all over the globe. We'll just use cows and pulleys to generate some power.

    We will also cultivate edible plants for biodiesel. Cow dung would be used as more biofuel. Of course, we will have to deduct the methane from their belches and flatulence for calculating carbon credits.

    And for the customers who cannot afford large (MW class) wind turbines, we will offer them (along with kW class turbines) some goat-powered generation as well.

    I have nurtured these ideas for almost a decade. I am so glad somebody is trying to put them to practice.

    Oh, and cows / bulls have traditionally been yoked to grinding stones in oil mills, so no new stuff, really. Those stupid animals keep moving in the rut all day long. Their keepers tie bells to their necks and only check on them if the ringing stops.

    Please, somebody ask why the animals don't just shake their head to make the bells ring!

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    1. Re:Old hat by pipatron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why don't the animals just shake their head to make the bells ring?

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    2. Re:Old hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, somebody ask why the animals don't just shake their head to make the bells ring! Okay, why don't the animals just shake their heads to make the bells ring?
    3. Re:Old hat by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 1

      Um, 'cause they don't read slashdot?

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  13. Bull(ock) power is common in India by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Informative
    Almost all the carts in India are drawn by bullocks (castrated bulls). Bullocks are used for irrigation, pressing oil out of seeds etc. They are trained to walk back and forth to draw water out of wells and to walk in circles to press oil. It is an eerie sight to drive on the rural roads in India late at night. The villagers cart their stuff to the nearest market towns, sell, watch a movie, get drunk and sleep in their carts. These bullocks are trained to walk home unaided. So you would come across this caravan of six or eight bullock carts, all obediently following the traffic rules (left side of the road) and plodding along. If you catch them going in opposite direction their eyes gleam eerily reflecting the headlamp. Always thought it would be a very simple thing to silently climb on to the leading cart, override the autopilot and drive the caravan to a secluded spot and rob the villagers. But somehow such crimes don't happen in rural India. (Other kinds of crimes do happen, don't want to paint too rosy a picture.)

    It would be a trivial thing to gear up an oil press and drive a tiny generator to power a few laptops.

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    1. Re:Bull(ock) power is common in India by caseih · · Score: 1

      In North America, we call them "oxen." The entire western settlement of the US was powered by oxen back in the latter half of the 19th century.

    2. Re:Bull(ock) power is common in India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all the carts in India are drawn by bullocks (castrated bulls)


      I always thought that India respected bovines as sacred.

      Castrating a bull doesn't seem that respectful. YEEEE-OUCH!

      Do the bulls receive some sort of anesthesia?
    3. Re:Bull(ock) power is common in India by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Castrating a bull doesn't seem that respectful. YEEEE-OUCH! Castration isn't painful, you just have to be careful not to catch you fingers between the bricks.
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  14. GNU by yourexhalekiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, I bet you could use a gnu just as well as a cow. Same electrical power, higher meta factor.

    "You're using a gnu to power a GNU-powered device? My mind just exploded!"

    1. Re:GNU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont have a cow, man. Its actually a gnuisance.

  15. One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) by dajak · · Score: 1, Funny

    The One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) applauds this initiative. The One Cow per Child Project
    (OCPC) needs your charity donation to save children from cowlessness. For only $1 a day you
    can feed a cow and make a child happy! Thank you for your attention.

    1. Re:One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a 'buy 1 cow send another to the third world to power their OLPCs' offer?

    2. Re:One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You might be joking, but Heifer International isn't. They give animals to low income third-world areas, and when the animals mate, they pass some of the offspring on to other poor people. My grandparents donate a Flock of Ducks or Chicks from every grandchild in our family at Christmas.

    3. Re:One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      My grandparents donate a Flock of Ducks or Chicks from every grandchild in our family at Christmas.
      Waaaagh! I wanted a train set.

      Signed,

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    4. Re:One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) by dajak · · Score: 1

      It's a good initiative. It's certainly more useful than sending starving pastoralists in the Sahel bags of food after their lifestock already died of starvation.

    5. Re:One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      The One Cow per Child Project (OCPC) applauds this initiative. The One Cow per Child Project
      (OCPC) needs your charity donation to save children from cowlessness. For only $1 a day you
      can feed a cow and make a child happy! Thank you for your attention. And meanwhile the OCPC (One Child Per Cow) is still dramatically underfunded and numerous cows are still lonely in the fields with nobody to read them bedtime stories.
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  16. Vegan/Vegetarian Venn Diagram by kilo_foxtrot84 · · Score: 1

    it's already not suitable for vegetarians. I thought vegans were just a subset of vegetarians, not an alternate name. My understanding has been that vegetarians are against eating meat, while vegans are against anything that harms animals. Are all vegans vegetarians? Are all vegetarians vegans?
    1. Re:Vegan/Vegetarian Venn Diagram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Vegans are Vegetarians; not all Vegetarians are Vegans. In my book Vegans are known as "Crazy Vegetarians" because of how much stricter their diets can be.

    2. Re:Vegan/Vegetarian Venn Diagram by darthflo · · Score: 2, Informative

      To my knowledge, vegetarians don't eat meat while vegans won't eat meat, eggs, milk (yeah, I know milk is usually consumed by drinking, bug you can freeze and eat it.) and any other animal products. Therefore, not all vegetarians are vegans while all vegans are vegetarians.
      Opposition against humans wearing animal fur, humans hurting animals, "anything that harms animals" as you say occurs within a similar subset of the human population, but is - as far as I know - not equal to veganism or vegetarianism.

    3. Re:Vegan/Vegetarian Venn Diagram by madcow_bg · · Score: 1

      it's already not suitable for vegetarians. I thought vegans were just a subset of vegetarians, not an alternate name. My understanding has been that vegetarians are against eating meat, while vegans are against anything that harms animals. Are all vegans vegetarians? Are all vegetarians vegans? The bastards!!! They are harming (and hating) the poor plants!
    4. Re:Vegan/Vegetarian Venn Diagram by dintech · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'm a fruitarian you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:Vegan/Vegetarian Venn Diagram by IBBoard · · Score: 1
      Close, but my understanding (supported by Wikipedia's article) is that a vegan doesn't use any animal related/derived products. That means vegetarian eating along with no dairy products/eggs (you're exploiting the animals) or leather/lard etc (where you're exploiting the dead animal, even if it was already dead for meat purposes). Apparently wool is also included (presumably as it causes the sheep to suffer being cold until it grows back).

      The vegan society says:

      [T]he word "veganism" denotes a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude -- as far as is possible and practical -- all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of humans, animals and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.


      You can probably think of vegan as vegetarian extremists :D
  17. Finally! by marcello_dl · · Score: 0

    Oh, now I finally understand. It was a feature requested long ago, see:

    # aptitude foo
    Unknown command "foo"
    (...)
                                        This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.

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    1. Re:Finally! by deftcoder · · Score: 4, Funny

      Try these commands, too:

      aptitude moo
      aptitude -v moo
      aptitude -vv moo
      aptitude -vvv moo
      aptitude -vvvv moo
      aptitude -vvvvv moo
      aptitude -vvvvvv moo

      Moo.

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    2. Re:Finally! by ArwynH · · Score: 1

      Those and the grand-parent's commands are in reference to the following (I think):

      apt-get help

      (..)
      This APT has Super Cow Powers.

      apt-get moo

      (ascii cow)
      ...."Have you mooed today?"...

    3. Re:Finally! by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      If you want it to work, use apt-get.

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    4. Re:Finally! by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      If you want it to work, stop using Ubuntu.

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  18. Being Thrifty by WillRobinson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After looking at the generator setup, this is something that would work. Generator from taxi's ready available cheep, a couple of front wheels from motorcycles also ready available. Ditto for 12 volt regulator and batteries. Driving farm animals around in a circle to run mills or other equipment for food processing has been done for centuries.

    My question of this working is that I would expect the cow section to run probably 1 RPM. I would expect that the generator must turn somewhere above 400 rpm to put out a full 12 volts. (alternators usually above 700 rpm). So that is a pretty good gear ratio. Hence you see the double gear increase. Seems like it would be better to use a horse, which walks a bit faster, for several hours a day to charge the batteries instead of a cow.

    1. Re:Being Thrifty by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      1 RPM seems very low, unless they've hobbled the animal or something. I'd say a higher RPM would be more efficient as well, you'd get more work out of the animal. I'd imagine its similar in concept to my bike, I'm supposed to use a lower gear and pedal faster because its more efficient and less likely to knacker my knees. As for horses, why not just use elephants...

    2. Re:Being Thrifty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, typical alternators require a minimum rotational speed to be effective that is hard to attain with bovine (or horse) power. Usually a rotational speed well over 1000 rpm. This does not mean that it can't be done, however. A common alternator can be modified to start charging a 12 volt battery at as low as 400 rpm. Go here to find a detailed discussion: http://poiesisresearch.com/Power.php

    3. Re:Being Thrifty by westlake · · Score: 1
      Seems like it would be better to use a horse, which walks a bit faster, for several hours a day to charge the batteries instead of a cow.

      I suspect that a draft horse - a work horse - has become rather too valuable an animal to be put to such mundane use.

  19. World according to cows.... by Zorbane · · Score: 0

    You have two cows. You hook them both to a generator so you can read /.

  20. The design needs improvement. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Informative

    He is using a couple of bicycle wheels to increase the rpm to drive a truck alternator it looks like. Simple mechanism, easily maintained by the bicycle mechanics of an Indian village. This might find more applications too. Like charging their cell phones. A large part of rural India is still not on the national electric grid. Even the grid goes down sometimes in the rural areas. Most villages have this oil press powered by bullocks walking in a circular path (about 30 feet in diameter) dragging a yoke connected to a central pivot. They take a minute to finish a circuit. RPM=1. The gearing ratio from the picture appears to be 1: 60. (10x6). Not enough in my opinion to drive a standard truck alternator. Their efficiency peaks at around 1800 RPM. (I did a windmill for my undergrad project and I needed to gear it up to 1800 RPM to drive a truck alternator). Need to add another wheel set, not difficult to do.

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  21. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moo Moo Moo!

  22. Low-power laptop by lobiusmoop · · Score: 4, Informative

    The fact that the XO-1 was specifically designed to run on only 2-3 watts (using Geode at 0.8 watts and LCD-backlit / reflective display at 0.1 to 1 watts), compared to the 15-20 watts on a normal laptop or 100-200 watts on a desktop makes this sort of thing quite feasible.

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  23. Dynamo? by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 0

    Alternator, surely.

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  24. child labor is cheap in those countries by Teriblows · · Score: 1

    they also have too many, using one to run on a giant hamster wheel to power the others olpc would work just fine!

    1. Re:child labor is cheap in those countries by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Actually... the western hemisphere has too many fat kids (and adults). How about we ship them over to India to get them to run the hamster wheels? This would solve two problems!

    2. Re:child labor is cheap in those countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Burning them would provide more energy.

    3. Re:child labor is cheap in those countries by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? Show me the math...

  25. Great news for apt-get fans... by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

    Supercow power is no longer just a cute little joke!

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  26. Is hightec a motivation for the local farmers? by buttle2000 · · Score: 0

    This is probably going to be quiet dificult to implement.
    I mean, the local teacher is going to have to be really keen to get the kids using the laptop because it'll probably need quiet some convincing to get your average developing world farmer to even be bothered strapping his stock into this fandangled contraption set up beside the school.

  27. If it runs on BS ... by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

    then can we use it with politicians as well?

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  28. More Cowbell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats just what we need, gimme more cowbell!

  29. Any Get Fuzzy fans? by NevarMore · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Bucky would think about this since he is bashing cows this week.

  30. Oblig by should_be_linear · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new dynamo-belt cow overlords.

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  31. pointless by meeya · · Score: 1

    it doesn't really show that the laptop is going to be powered by cows .u can't say its cow powered.(unless you have micro cows inside the battery to run the generator)else every place where there is a laptop of this kind should have a cow+gen combination.its a lot easier to use the manual sawing machine technique to generate power. all you have to do is use your feet while using the computer,

    1. Re:pointless by trongey · · Score: 1

      ...micro cows inside the battery ...

      Oh dear God! Don't let my daughter see this or she'll want one. The gerbils and pet spiders are bad enough.
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  32. Buy a lappy get a cow free would work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can give away a cow with each laptop. May be you can have the cow circling around you while using your laptop. And it's portable, isn't it?

  33. Re:Cows don't walk much--but oxen do by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

    I think what they may be referring to is the cows' better-educated cousin, the ox. People have been using oxen for just this sort of purpose for millennia. The person who described the ox as being hitched to the vertical shaft of the generator was fairly accurate, as arrangements for ox-powered grain processing are set up in just that way, with the ox or oxen harnessed to a horizontal bar that is in turn attached to the vertical bar and the millstone. The ox then simply walks around in a circle, doing the heavy moving. This was certainly the arrangement back when the Hebrew scriptures were being written, as there's a specific provision for oxen in the book of Deuteronomy: "Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn." Or, "if he's working for you, you should allow him to eat." So I suspect OOPC would be a more accurate term. I also believe (but am not sure) that oxen are generally males.

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  34. power isnt free by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    so you burn more corn feeding the cows... its not like they're a perpetual motion machine.

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  35. Super Cow Power by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    My computers are super cow powered. See?


    $ apt-get moo
          (__)
          (oo)
    /------\/
    / | ||
      * /\---/\
        ~~ ~~

  36. Not really a new idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always been really interested in old farm equipment. Older farm equipment tends to be run by pulleys with wide belts. After the internel combustion engine simple one piston engines were rolled around on carts and hooked up with pulleys for powering things. Later on people used a pulley that stuck off the side of their tractor. Before either of these there were sheep treadmills. Sheep are conveniently dumb, have nice strong legs, and can walk for a fairly long time. They are also reasonably hearty animals. The idea is simple, make a treadmill out of wood slats, put it at a slight incline so if the sheep stands on it the sheep will move backwards. Make the incline adjustable so it can handle some load without "stalling". Now put a "fence" around all four sides. Sheep don't like their rump touched, they walk when it get's touched. So put the sheep on the treadmill, and the sheep will automatigically walk to keep from sliding into the rear railing.

    There's one at the old farm museum, I think it's in Dearfield Massachussets. In case it's not clear, this is not a joke post, I'm totally serious.

  37. Torque by Algorithmnast · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you consider the use of a cow vs. the use of a small animal (like a hamster) you start having to understand how we turn physical motion into electricity.

    A small animal like a hamster is really cute, but they don't produce much usable electrical power. They only run long enough to get a workout, and if they get tired... they stop running. Yes, someone actually turned their hamster's wheel into a generator. The hamster could light up LEDs, but that's nowhere near powering a laptop.

    A cow, on the other hand, will produce excellent torque - if you can get it to walk - but then you waste some of that power changing the low-amp high-volt power into higher-amp lower-volt power. Remember - pumping water is essentially a high-torque/low-speed process, but most electrical generation is low-torque/high-speed. (But that's because most electrical generation is for AC power, not the charging of DC batteries. For DC charging, high-torque/low-RPM might work nicely.)

    However, what they're probably going for here isn't the optimal conversion of animal power to electrical power. What they're probably trying to do is transform into electricity what they perceive to be widely available power.

    1. Re:Torque by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      I would be concerned about the economics of feeding a cow for non-economic purposes in a developing country. Are cows free and freely fed, is this a fully sunk cost already? Presumably wind energy is the cheapest approach here. It would be advisable to keep a few options open, the cow being one isn't a poor option, but wind beats all really for remote low-cost power applications.
      AIK

    2. Re:Torque by Algorithmnast · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right - those are all better ways of getting power - if they were trying to power the village.

      I personally prefer a mixture of wind and solar, with possible inputs from animal (even human) sources.

    3. Re:Torque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't use enough hamsters.

    4. Re:Torque by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      When you consider the use of a cow vs. the use of a small animal (like a hamster) you start having to understand how we turn physical motion into electricity. Whoa there...

      We're talking about using motion of small animals into electricity?

      I thought we were just shoving bits of copper and steel into them. /morbid

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    5. Re:Torque by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      My research suggests that solar is a rich's mans RE source, while wind is a poor's man's choice, or in less derogatory terms, where economic pressures are paramount, wind generally has the advantage, where portability, reliability, and aesthetic constraints dominant the considerations, solar has advantages which offset its price premium in common latitudes.

      The equatorial and regions being somewhat of an exception with significantly less wind. And the polar regions for their lack of sun.
      India generally and Mumbai in particular are well above the dead zone of the equator.

      AIK

  38. What about llamas? by spxZA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aren't they good enough? That'll stay true to geekdom.

    1. Re:What about llamas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Penguins.

  39. The End of the Energy Crunch? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    How many gigawatts could be put back into the grid if we hooked those dynamos up to some Slashdotter forearms now that all those Natalie Portman nudie pix have hit the net?

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    1. Re:The End of the Energy Crunch? by kilo_foxtrot84 · · Score: 1

      1.21

  40. Ig Nobel by eulernet · · Score: 1

    It smells like an application from a previous Ig Nobel winner: http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html

  41. Re:Cows don't walk much--but oxen do by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    Oxen are basically a type of cattle, so it's not inaccurate to say cow-powered even if they are ox powered. The ones that do work are usually castrated - they are also called "steers". Regarding how much power they generate, it's angular velocity times torque. These are pretty strong animals, so they don't have to move very fast to generate a lot of power.

    I only know about this because my next door neighbor is a rodeo performer and has such animals in his yard. The steers make me nervous, because they have big horns and they just stare at me while I go back and forth in front of them riding my big, red "toro" lawnmower. Learning that they were castrated made me feel a little better, since that generally means they're not as aggressive.

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  42. Bio Enegery by oglueck · · Score: 1

    From an energetic point of view it's certainly more efficient to directly use the cow's food as fuel for a generator. Agreed, you can't milk it and heat with its poo...

  43. overkill? by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

    This seems extremely odd. A cow powered dynamo must be capable of a few hundred watts, the olpc only needs 5-10watts to charge at fast rate. A $10-15 solar panel that's rated for ~10W would be cheaper, easier and require less maintenance.

    1. Re:overkill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solar panel might be cheaper over here, but the dynamo and two bicycle wheels are cheaper over there. In fact, they're available as a standard item over there, while the solar panel would have to be shipped in and then distributed to designated persons. Do you know how much bureaucracy costs? Do you know how long it takes?

      And I don't know about less maintenance, either. The first time a cow puts its foot through the solar panel you have an insoluble maintenance problem. A herd of cows trample all over this - Panjiit and his mate can have it running again in a couple of hours.

    2. Re:overkill? by Radon360 · · Score: 1

      I think that they're trying to come up with a solution that is an alternative to solar. Some places are known to be overcast for weeks at a time.

  44. Nope - not clean enough by cheros · · Score: 1

    It's not a stable form of energy, it'll give you fairly dirty spikes and sudden but short peaks. And don't even get me started about brownouts..

    Sorry, couldn't help myself, which is an unintentional pun in itself :-).

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  45. Lick my balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    RTFA


    That is why you use batteries. Do you have any CLUE of the latitude of Bombay? You do NOT need sunlight all the time if you can store the energy, and if you don't get enough energy, add more panels and store it when it ISN'T cloudy. Don't curse at me, and please, please, die in a fire.
    1. Re:Lick my balls by doti · · Score: 1

      Why can't I mod it "+1 Troll"?

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    2. Re:Lick my balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can. You would have to mod it down as Troll and then have two friends mod it Underrated.

      I would settle with Interesting, though, but you have already posted, so you can't mod it up.

      Thanks

  46. why a treadmill? by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Why tie the cow to a treadmill/spinning in a circle?

    adapt kinetic watch tech http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_quartz to charge up a battery pack.. how impossible would it be to have battery packs you clip onto and off of the cows legs... let it walk where it will and at feeding time, swap batteries...

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  47. plug in? by m2943 · · Score: 1

    Where do you plug it in? Ewww, never mind!

  48. Slashdot: Moos that matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all i got.

  49. Excuse my ignorance... by photon317 · · Score: 1

    But what exactly is the aim of OLPC? I know the simple aim is to get governments and NGOs to buy lots of these rugged little devices and pass them out to children. But what's the intended effect on the children? Will most of these countries where they're deploying (where apparently cow-power might be necessary to even turn the thing on) have internet access? Without that, is it basically a compact calculator/dictionary/encyclopedia (I'm assuming they're loading some practical software like that)? Because this is a lot more work than simply getting them calculators, dictionaries, and encyclopedias.

    If most of the users can get reliable internet access out of it, I'm all for it. The internet is insanely empowering for a group of people like that. I just wouldn't suspect that they're going to have much access. Without internet access, I don't see much use for a computer in a society that isn't already first-world and at least at a certain level of economic development.

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    1. Re:Excuse my ignorance... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      OLPC laptops are meant to set up an ad-hoc network when two or more are on (iirc, they can also act as repeaters in a low-power mode when not being used). The idea is that there will be internet access in some places, and other places will be able to get at it through the mesh.
      The primary use of the laptops will likely be as a Textbook.
      If you have 4 $50 textbooks used by a class of 30, it is cheaper for each to have a $100 laptop and 4 e-books than for each to have $200 of textbooks. Of course, none of these numbers line up with reality anymore, but that was a goal.

      In short: It will probably be a good and inexpensive thing eventually, but right now there's a lot of "reality" in the way.

      Check out the OLPC website.

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  50. Re:Cows don't walk much--but oxen do by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

    I suppose the steers are what the Victorians would have referred to as "gentleman cows," while the females are engaged in having calves and providing milk. I suspect that if you had an enterprise going where providing power and eventually becoming meat were a priority for your male cattle, you wouldn't want more than one of them to be intact. Bulls have always seemed to me to be a bit...well, testy I suppose. I laughed at myself because when I RTFA I immediately thought of an ox treading out the corn by walking round and round, while harnessed to an arrangement of horizontal and vertical shafts. More creative minds here came up with the treadmills and hamster-wheels. I live in the city and so can only imagine what it would be like to have a few steers as neighbors. It doesn't surprise me at all that they would be used to generate electricity in addition to all the other useful functions they can perform.

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  51. Wouldn't it be more efficient... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    To hook up a couple of Labrador retrievers?

    Don't flame me--I actually own one and trust me they have a LOT of more excess energy to spare compared to a cow! But, of course, that would be mean and if you really want to create a win-win situation, it would be to hook the electrical grid up to the treadmills used on The Biggest Loser and supply the whole damn city!

    On the surface this sounds like one great big practical joke of a story. But I don't know if I'm impressed or disappointed at the lack of cow flatulence jokes.

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  52. More Cowbell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it turns out all the OLPC project needed to really hit its stride was more cowbell.

  53. The Matrix by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    It's a good thing the Matrix used humans instead of cows for power, otherwise the movie would have been anticlimactic.

  54. Why don't they concentrate on MAKING olpc's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the OLPC has now been delayed, and delayed, and delayed, and now to the point where they're begging the public to pay $400 upfront for "two" (one for you, one for someone else... supposedly, something they said they'd NEVER do), rather than stupid ideas like this why don't they actually consider fulfilling their original mandate and get laptops into the peoples' hands?

    As for the $400 price tag, I can buy a dell laptop for the same price that actually works

  55. What we need now is by jannik · · Score: 1

    a toilet with a built-in OLPC docking station.

  56. The Mental Image by zehaeva · · Score: 1

    I don't know why but just reading the summary I get this mental image of a laptop with a tube running from it into a cows ass.

    I'm not sure what to think about that. Its just weird.

  57. But does it have cow bells? by Beached · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it will need more cow bell. Give it more cow bell.

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  58. Moouix Theroux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I'm driving in my Fiat You really oughta see it I'm 6'2" in a compact but that's OK because the seats go back.

  59. dang rodeo cows by zogger · · Score: 1

    A neighbor about a mile away made the mistake of getting a rodeo cow at auction this summer. he brings it home, it promptly splits,jumps three fences and gets in with my cows. Took me *weeks* (I don't have a quarterhorse yet)to get that sucker corralled by itself where we could attempt to load it into a trailer. I eventually used multiple buckets of feed, walked it half a mile a few steps at a time, and then tricked it into the barn and had a rope tied to the gate and dragged it shut fast. Then to load it into the trailer had to get a tractor in there with a box on the back and just push it in. I made the mistake of getting in there with it on the ground, geez loweez I about got squished and gored, etc. "Spooky disposition" doesn't even come close. Ya it had horns and a thoroughly constantly annoyed attitude. I've only really had two close calls working stock, that cow in general and once a full grown bull that I made the mistake of getting between him and his current love interest. We sold that guy eventually, he just got too big and too mean to be around. It's one thing to watch the rodeo, another thing to be out there on the ground with them big dudes and they are pissed at you. Pretty funny now in retrospect though....

    1. Re:dang rodeo cows by JonWan · · Score: 1

      (I don't have a quarterhorse yet)

      I think you mean a cutting horse, although most cutting horses are quarter horses they can be any fast and smart horse. On a side note, even mules and dogs have been trained to cut cattle.

  60. If this is true by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    then Gary Larson has already won =)

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  61. It's possible that might invalidate your warranty by marxz · · Score: 1

    The Boy: See, if you don't defragment your hard drive once in a while the computer....
    Old Ivor: THE WHAT?
    The Boy: The... magic thinky box will start to run slower because data....
    Old Ivor: "DATA"? YOU SEEK TO TRICK OLD IVOR!
    The Boy: The... thought honey starts to thicken in its veins and it can't move so fast.
    Old Ivor: Wow! It is like a new magic thinky box!
    The Boy: So what do you use the magic thinky box for?
    Old Ivor: I note down the colour and shape of every toadstool I see!!
    Old Ivor: Then I save my ideas on the memory square.
    The Boy: Where does it get its power from?
    Old Ivor: I place the monkey's paw between the fetlocks of a sleeping beast!
    The Boy: It's possible that might invalidate your warranty.

    http://scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20060911

  62. That's good news by archeopterix · · Score: 1

    Glad to see the OLPC project mooving on.

  63. Gateway OLPC by aapold · · Score: 1

    Its a match made in heaven!

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  64. Cow Solar Adapter by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The "cow power" is just solar power collected first by the grass (or whatever) the cow eats, then by the cow. By the time the cow pushes the dynamo, the efficiency of using the 1KW:m^2 that falls on the growing stuff is in the hundredths of a percent. Sunlight might not be "consistently strong", but it's evidently strong enough to grow whatever the cattle eat. What it needs is a battery, which the OLPC has.

    Instead of a dynamo of belts and pulleys, which requires a lot of maintenance and isn't portable (like many nomads and people who herd cattle), how about they work on fermenting that grass for fuelcells? The cattle won't have to work as hard, so they won't need as much grass, which extra grass can power the OLPC. The dynamos they're proposing must be supplied elsewhere anyway, even from Fiat taxis, so why not get fuelcells instead? And why not use the demand for them to grow local fuelcell production industries?

    And if fuelcells are too expensive or complicated, why not just some standard PV cells, feeding the OLPC batteries? A PV collector the size of a cattle pen could power several OLPCs.

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    1. Re:Cow Solar Adapter by francisco.colaco · · Score: 1

      Believe me, from the point of view of the cow, it will not be considered a punishable work to eat the fresh green grass and then crap it away.

      By the way, the methane from cow dung will be around 240g/Kg of dry fecal matter, but from vegetal sources will be less than 150g/Kg, if the memory serves me correctly.

    2. Re:Cow Solar Adapter by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's not punishing the cow that I'm considering. It's using the cow to power the laptops when the cow could be powering something else, or eating less grass (so less land required). And less dung, as you point out.

      The whole thing they're planning seems like overkill. These OLPCs probably consume less than 100W. If they could cannibalize a Fiat to make something like a "self winding watch" that charges OLPC batteries while the cow is walking around grazing, that would make a lot more sense than the cow doing a lot of extra work. But nothing like the efficiency of going more directly from the Sun to the OLPC.

      The problem is really an illusion in the minds of people who think the "cow power" is "free". It's not: it wears down the cow more than resting, and uses more land, and makes more dung. More direct solar power might look more like magic, but efficiency is always better for poor people. As is the mobility for herders.

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  65. RTFA RTFA TFA TFA! by kc2keo · · Score: 1

    Parrot speaks: RTFA RTFA aaaargh RTFA RTFA!

  66. Moo Moo Matrix by King+Gabey · · Score: 1

    I had a sudden image of the Matrix, except with cows floating in pods instead of humans... And then the daydreaming went all downhill from there! :)

  67. Silly power vs. real power... by CodeShark · · Score: 1
    At least make it goat powered -- goats are much more efficient in terms of providing human-like milk, lower fat meat, and a bit more compliant than the bovines to boot. Start by finding a smaller dynamo /battery combo and hook it up to a small treadmill. So that the user of the OLPC simply needs to walk for a short distance on the treadmill to really charge the battery? And perhaps include a small solar panel on the treadmill as a trickle charger?


    Something tells me that there are a lot more people and/or small animals willing to walk the treadmill based charging system than there are people with the time, energy, and cows...


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  68. Hate to admit this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Powers gone out in my neighborhood once or twice

  69. Insert Far Side cartoon here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Gary Larson needs to make a cartoon of this.
    Does Gateway Computers want to get some this action of cows running computers?

  70. Why do I get the image... by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    of the wheel of pain from Conan the Barbarian?

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  71. Re:Cows don't walk much--but oxen do by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

    The steers make me nervous, because they have big horns and they just stare at me while I go back and forth in front of them riding my big, red "toro" lawnmower. Learning that they were castrated made me feel a little better, since that generally means they're not as aggressive. So, you're just in danger of being mauled, and not anything more, ah, disturbing. :-)
  72. But.... But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cow power in India?

    But the cow is a sacred animal!

  73. Re:dang rodeo cows/yep by zogger · · Score: 1

    you are correct sir, that is the term I should have used! either way, don't have one, don't really need one as all of mine are pretty tamed up, all I have to do is call them, then come walking up. That rodeo cow was just an odd funny now thinking about it occurrence.

    but ya, I really should get a horse. We have a donkey but it isn't the same. His job is to protect the herd from wild dogs and coyotes when I can't be watching them. He (a gelding) barely tolerates my dogs as it is already, any wild ones he runs them down and tries to stomp them. We have an on again off again problem with redneck jerkoffs dumping their uncontrollable pitbulls out in the country where they pack up, that and a few wild coyotes. I've had to shoot a couple wild pitbulls so far. the suckers will actually attack you, I have one female dog saved my ass one day when she got in the middle of an attacking pack and was actually doing a fair job ripping them up, because she is significant;y faster than most dogs outside of say greyhounds. Surprised heck out of me and am eternally greatfull to her. I had a piece, but couldn't get a clean shot so waded in and started kicking, they ran off then surprisingly. Next day I ambushed them, got one, winged another one, haven't seen that particular pack again, but noted a few cows had their tails chomped off short, so that is when we got the donkey, haven't lost any tails since then, nor calves either, which is what I was afraid of. (well, that or actually *us* getting chomped, half a dozen wild dogs can be formidable if they get onto you and you aren't armed). People say it's the dog not the breed but I'd have to call BS on that just from the overwhelming evidence you can lookup and research of dog bites and unprovoked attacks and even pitbulls who are older and allegedly tamed just going nuts one day and turning on their owners or the family's kids. I know any dog can go feral and mean, but I am just not seeing much beyond pitbulls or obvious crosses with pitbull. My current SOP is blast on sight on the property if I see any wild ones now, I am not taking any chances with them things. I mean, breeding works, they are bred to fight and that's it.

  74. It's probably the simplest solution by Radon360 · · Score: 1

    Feeding grain to cows is more of a developed agricultural thing. It's used to improve the quality of meat and help increase milk production. Even so, grain, such as corn is usually only a smaller portion of a cow's diet, hay, green feed (cut grass/clover), and pasturing still provide the bulk of a cow's daily intake.

    In places where farming is more closer to subsistence, cows are pretty much left on a diet of strictly grass that is naturally available. Using a cow to generate electricity is probably the simplest and most cost-effective method to extract energy from grasses in those areas.

    If you were to going to use biogas, you need setup an anerobic digester to break down grass (that would have to be harvested) or manure (which would also have to be manually shoveled up). From there, you'd run the gas through an internal combustion engine, which would require a certain degree of maintenance. If you burned the grass or manure (that still would have to be manually collected), you'd still have to come up with some type of heat engine to convert the heat energy into mechanical and then eventually electrical power.

    Why not let the cows do the work of collecting the grass, and then producing the mechanical energy needed to turn an alternator? The mechanics of the system become a lot simpler, involve less input work, and can be cobbled together with junk spare parts commonly available rather than some expensive new machinery.

  75. MOD PARENT UNDERRATED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the best troll comment to come along in quite some time.

  76. s/dd/tt/ by cparker15 · · Score: 1

    Comes with built-in music, too!

    Never again will a third-world child need to udder the phrase, "I gotta have more cowbell."

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  77. Do I have to make the joke? by silvermorph · · Score: 1

    Is no one else going to make a Mootrix joke?

  78. Oxen, now cows by gevantry · · Score: 1

    It must be oxen, not cows.

    I suppose you could hitch an ox to an axeltree, have it walk a circle to turn gears that poer a flywheel that runs a generator. They already do something similar with oxen to power irrigation pumps or millstones.