Slashdot Mirror
Evidence of Historical Zombie Attack at Hierakonpolis
sertsa writes "A tongue-in-cheek article just published by the Archaeological Institute of America hypothesizes that the formation of ancient Egypt is linked to recurrent Predynastic zombie attacks due to outbreaks of Solanum virus. 'From the very beginning of Predynastic research, Sir W.M. Flinders Petrie reported several headless, but seemingly intact, burials during his famous excavations at Naqada in 1895. Further excavations at Gerzeh and other sites revealed more of these curious burials, but no satisfactory explanation could be proposed at the time. More recently, excavations in the non-elite cemetery at Hierakonpolis (HK43), undertaken from 1996 to 2004, have uncovered more of these strange headless burials in addition to 21 individuals whose cervical vertebrae bear cut marks indicative of complete decapitation. The individuals include men and women ranging in age from 16 to 65. The number and the standard position of the cut marks (usually on the second-fourth cervical vertebrae; always from the front) indicate an effort far greater than that needed simply to cause the death of a normal (uninfected) person. The standard position also indicates these are not injuries sustained during normal warfare.'"
I don't know why everyone hates on zombies. I mean, zombies were people too.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
This lends new meaning to the phrase "walk like an Egyptian"
That has to be the hardest I've ever seen someone work to fit an anti-religion message into a post.
Plus the site TFA is hosted on is apparently a publication from The Archaeological Institute of America...??
October, Halloween. Even archaeologists have a sense of humor. Get one today!
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
you are wrong, oil-thirsty vampires took over the white house in 2001
We're the result of a 6 day Powerpoint presentation??!?
That sure explains a few things...
I have something in common with Stephen Hawking...
Go ahead, be the reproductive-system-nazi of this thread if you want. But first answer these questions: If skeletons can't reproduce, why can we find so many of them buried? Where Skeletor does came from? Army of Darkness was better than Evil Dead II?
"I think this line is mostly filler"
If you enjoy understated, dry humor, go read the article. It's wonderful.
"While it is an attractive idea, no serious archaeologist would hang their fedora on it without further evidence." Sure; every serious archaeologist wears an Indiana Jones hat, goes without saying.
"Overall, those with cut marks represent less than 4% of the cemetery's population. Thus, one might suggest that the threat of zombification was relatively low, and those manifesting the disease were dealt with swiftly (though in some cemeteries evidence for cannibalism has also been found suggesting that one or two got a good meal first)." It goes on to suggest that the need for swift anti-zombie action may have led to the early invention of government by kings.
If zombies re-emerge as a threat in modern times: "Almost certainly the first sign of infection will come from the Hierakonpolis team. [...] The unfortunate side effect of the infection starting within this specialized group of researchers is that they are generally the least squeamish about decapitation duty. I know for a fact that Sean Dougherty, a physical anthropologist with extensive experience at the site, wouldn't hesitate to lop off the head of any member of the team at any time, and for any reason."
Go read it!
http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/hierakonpolis/zombies.html
steveha
lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
Skeletons reproduce by jumping each others bones.