Fudan Intelligent Robot Learns To Fit In
martinsslaves writes "Shanghais' Fudan University have made some considerable progress in their endeavors in learning robots, with their new 'Fudan Intelligent Robot' looking a whole lot more polished than their previous Fudan-1 model. The goal is for the robot to learn new tasks by following voice commands, which the researchers hope could eventually allow the robot to help the elderly or become a 'good household mate' for families. Among other things, the bot can currently can plot out its own map of its surroundings and remember specific locations and, of course, change TV channels at your command (or even serve as a TV itself)."
Looks like a robot succeeded where many slashdot readers failed... it fits in.
Lucy Liu bot make me a sandwich everyone else would.
I, for one, welcome our socially accepted robotic overloads
Great new book on Evolution: The Greatest Show on Earth by Richard Dawkins
Or is this "robot" not really very, well, good at anything? The description sounds like only a notch above children's toys today.
Could someone explain what's so story-worthy about this bot?
So they finally invented the remote control for the remote control?
I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
It can understand spoken commands and reacts accordingly. It builds its own map of its surroundings and can navigate itself on learning. This is a big deal for the disabled or the elderly that need help to do various day to day tasks.
My ultimate weapon is the China cannon attached to my groin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xianxingzhe#Parody
How long until this hits the 'adult' market?
FlyingPizzas.com, for the tasteful hermit
A robot maid with a TV screen.. did someone say FLCL?
It's probably made of lead paint and GHB....
Yeah, not all of us have that problem. If you put work into it, it gets better.
I really think it's a good idea to develop Terminator-style robots that can punch through a brick wall or morph into different shapes, and then program them to vacuum the carpet.
Robert Rodriguez first had a codpiece gun as part of the Desperado's guitar case arsenal. It later made it's way into "From Dusk To Dawn".
I, Fudan, welcome our new intelligent robot overlords.
i\hbar\dot{\psi}=\hat{H}\psi
Verbal input to robot:
"Put my java beans in grinder. Percolate water and coffee. Pour in the mug. Place the mug on my desk."
Robot output
"Put my human spleen in grinder. Exsanguinate daughter slowly. Pour in the blood. Place the blood on my chest"
... and this, my friends, is why I might wait for version 3.0.
Fact: Everything I say is fiction.
Can it see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
I think it's obvious where they got the idea for the design of the robot. Just compare the two images, similarities are obvious:
http://file.shanghaidaily.com/News/Image//2007/2007-11/2007-11-08/20071108_337360_01.jpg
http://hubpages.com/u/49849_f260.jpg
Negative moral value of force outweighs the positive value of good intentions.
... does it run linux?
Imagine a wireless beowulf cluster of robotic maids with tv screens built into their ass !!
ACK
"Among other things, the bot can currently can plot out its own map of its surroundings and remember specific locations and, of course, change TV channels at your command (or, as you can see above, even serve as a TV itself)."
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Mike the TV!*
*Two points if you get the reference.
The next version, SHODAN, will no longer be restricted to understanding voice commands, but will give and enforce it's own commands.
It's true, with a little effort, people learn to leave you alone.
A nice article, really, but it is meant for too broad an audience... I mean a lot of research teams claim to be going for those goals, but where's the proof? If anyone has more specific info on what these guys did, pls share
"People's problem is not that they are mortal, but that they are suddenly mortal" Terry Pratchett
A machine that takes shit from people. Cool.
"We are all geniuses when we dream"
- E.M. Cioran
The description sounds like only a notch above children's toys today.
I wish someone would define "intelligent" here, because this thing doesn't fit the dictionary definition... oh wait, here it is: "4. Computers. pertaining to the ability to do data processing locally; smart: An intelligent terminal can edit input before transmission to a host computer."
I always heard them referred to "smart" terminals and "dumb" terminals, but whatever. Fram TFA (which differred remarkably from the slashdot summary) this thing can't even take, let alone pass, a turing test. One of these days I'll have to get Artificial Insanity back online; that program was good enough at passing the Turing Test it caused eqiopment failure in a friend's computer once - its attitude pissed him off so much he broke his keyboard. And that program was written in 1983 and originally ran on a 20k 1mz Timex.
Let's see your turing machine do that!
But indeed, this stupid toy is "intelligent" only in the sense that it isn't a dumb terminal. Can't say the same about the slashdot summary.
-mcgrew
PS- the download link is bad; I had Art stored at rusies.us, a site I registered for my ska-loving daughter, bt let it lapse. But the text is still there, an argument against "artificial intelligence". It is as offtopic as the fucking summary...
mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
We all know FUBAR pretty well... is FuDan an abbreviation for the robot named Dan?
9 Comments moderated to +5, and all of them moderated Funny. Will someone post an insightful comment already?
And so with voice technology and a new personality to "fit in" with humans, we can look forward to having the following conversation:
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed," it said. Its voice was low and hopeless.
"Oh God," muttered Zaphod and slumped into a seat.
"Well," said Trillian in a bright compassionate tone, "here's something to occupy you and keep your mind off things."
"It won't work," droned Marvin, "I have an exceptionally large mind."
Shamelessly taken from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.
If you've never been modded as "flamebait" or "troll," you've never tried to argue a minority viewpoint here!
But what will you do when it learns to kick back on the couch and watch reality TV shows all day? Will your telling it to change the channel make it angry? Angry enough to KILL?!
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Why not make it learn to make waffles instead of learning to fit in? I think it would certainly fit in with people if it could make people waffles. And it would be a product IHOP would invest in.
The current state of development of this robot doesn't sound advanced at all, compared to other ongoing research with "intelligent" robots. They won't be to worried about that, no doubt there will not be a lack of big industry/government funding in China for such a project. In fact I suspect that is probably its only purpose, a nice cash-cow. Looks a bit like a toy robot......but beware, remember the toy robot in "Kentucky Fried Movie"!!!
> Lucy Liu bot make me a sandwich everyone else would.
Dammit man, you have to say "sudo make me a sandwich" or it won't work!
Just be sure that your voice is your password, or it won't verify you.
GHB *is* GBH!
I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
I am personally surprised to find someone here on /. with such a different point of view. It is good to see that we are not as monolithic as we might seem.
/. posts.
However, if you agree that AI can become indistinguishable than it follows that you MUST grant them rights since there is no way to proved that any person you ever meet or have ever met is "real" - they could just be really advanced tech in a pretty package that cons you into thinking they are human. If there is no difference you can tell, what is the difference?
And for those few people who might read this and have not read the following short story:
They're made out of meat
is a classic and shorter than many
I mod everyone down who says "I'll get modded down for this." I hate to disappoint.
Wouldn't turning your customers, people, into people waffles hurt your return business... unless it was a robot IHOP after that serving light crude and synthetic....
I remember the days when /. submissions had summaries actually written by the submitter.
and starts spamming us all? It is China we're talking about here, after all.