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Why Trolls and Flames Happen

AnonymousHack writes "New Scientist examines why people are in general more rude and abusive online. 'Psychologically, we are "distant" from the person we're talking to and less focused on our own identity. As a result we're more prone to aggressive behavior' says one psychologist, who also cites research showing messages received by email are always perceived more negatively than on the phone." Just more proof for the Greater Internet F***wad Theory.

331 comments

  1. Duh. by Chysn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ooh, more DISTANT. I hadn't thought of THAT before. Jesus Christ. Idiots.

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    1. Re:Duh. by Chysn · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Duh. (Score:2, Troll)

              Oh, come on! That just isn't fair.

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    2. Re:Duh. by cablepokerface · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like you know what the FUCK you're talking about!
       
      Awesome, a thread where we can be unlimitedly rude and still be on topic.

    3. Re:Duh. by DrSkwid · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's cos you're a fucking idiot.

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    4. Re:Duh. by istartedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You haven't really achieved anything on Slashdot until you've ended up with a final moderation of (Score 4, Troll).

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    5. Re:Duh. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Troll

      You just post this garbage to distract people from looking into the facts behind my analysis of the "numbers stations".

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    6. Re:Duh. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Or rather, we could, if you weren't such a fucking wanker.

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    7. Re:Duh. by eln · · Score: 1, Informative

      Amateur. Thanks to the magic of the Underrated mod, you can (and I have!) end up at +5, Troll. Actually, I don't remember if I ended up at +5, Troll or +5, Flamebait or +5, Offtopic, but it was one of those.

      Less difficult to achieve, due to widespread Overrated abuse, is -1, Insightful.

    8. Re:Duh. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is this cocksucker in new SCIENTIST? If this is the way things are going, I want the Mother Fucking OLD SCIENTIST back!

      Is it another sign of the decline -faith-based, pseudo-science- under the rule of Caligula Bush?

      The Thomas Friedman "worst, most boring kind of middlebrow horseshit" seems to have completely sucked the last gasp of life out of any significant intellectual effort in the public arena.

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    9. Re:Duh. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You missed the most important part; the statement (which preceeds a fat grant application): "Our researchers deterimed that this needs more study". The proposal is for the researchers to be as far removed as possible from most online subjects so the next study should be conducted while attending a Chearleader convention in a Caribbean
        destination. admitting this fact should help insure a good online rudness index...

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    10. Re:Duh. by diersing · · Score: 1
      http://slashdot.org/~eln

      I'm not seeing it.

      Which leads to a parallel theory of double-boasting while online. Tsk Tsk

    11. Re:Duh. by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd seen those before; but I thought they were a bug in the system. I Guess not.

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    12. Re:Duh. by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was quite a long time ago. I don't want to pay 5 bucks to get my subscription back to find it, but I assume it's back there somewhere. Either that or it was a bad acid trip, in which case I'm concerned that my drug-induced hallucinations are so geeky and boring.

    13. Re:Duh. by raidfibre · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're obviously a neo-fascist Hitler humper.

      QED

    14. Re:Duh. by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Stay out of the thread, Nazi.

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    15. Re:Duh. by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      that review was beautiful, made me laugh, thanks. oh, and you're spot on, this article is horsehit, it's just lacking that particular Friedmanese.

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    16. Re:Duh. by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait...so visions of a giant Linux monster devouring Microsoft while Ballmer tries to fend it off with chairs aren't normal.

      Geez...I need my money back...

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    17. Re:Duh. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Oh well, I found your comment funny, even if the mods didn't.

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    18. Re:Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Godwin's law joke, I guess the mod didn't get it...

    19. Re:Duh. by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1
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    20. Re:Duh. by VJ42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I just went through your entire back history of posts (yes, I am that bored) and you've got a couple of 3, Trolls and a 2, Offtopic or two but I couldn't see the elusive 5, Troll. Either it was modded back down, someone changed the mod from troll to something else or most likely I just missed it.
      Just FYI here's your very first post: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2901&cid=1468107
      and as of this posting you've made 1791 Slashdot posts. Yes, you really have spent that long here... ;-p

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    21. Re:Duh. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      In a flattened world of course, rudeness is globalized. I thought about this as I boarded a SouthWest Airlines plane to Bangalore to bean some Indian motherfucker who criticized my book "Globabalization 4.0" on Amazon.com.

      As I gulped my Starbucks coffee and boarded I mused that perhaps I would use my titanium iBook in the same way that my distant ancestors on the Kalahari used large flat rocks as rudimentary beaning tools. Yes, we are all Kalahari bushmen in a way now, both me and the Indian. Perhaps criticism on Amazon is a form of beaning too, long range Web 3.0 beaning using a flat world instead of a flat titanium iBook or a rock.

      While I did so, it reminded me of a conversation with Jeff Bezos where he pointed out that Amazon.com is another notch in the flattness of the world. Perhaps the fact that said Indian could criticise me over Wifi from the beach rather than having to plug his iBook into an ethernet port at the office is yet another. I recall another conversation at Pizza Hut with Sergei Brin and Mikhail Gorbachev where Bill Clinton said that Pizza Hut is another notch in flattened world.

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    22. Re:Duh. by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Know what? Youre a fucking abortion-lover, drug-liberation, advocate and a damned pro-gay-marriage liberal that has drink the kool-aid of 'so-called' global warming.

      Ok, mods. Now lead me to eternal glory with a -5 Troll.

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    23. Re:Duh. by eln · · Score: 1

      Others pointed out that it was actually a +4, Redundant, although I was counting the karma bonus modifier to make it a +5. Since the karma bonus isn't part of the moderation, though, I guess technically it should be called a +4. Oh well, so close.

    24. Re:Duh. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Of course the world is flat. You try standing upright on a ball. I've been to the circus. Even those little dogs have a pretty rough time. And they got four feet. I can't imagine trying it with only two.

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    25. Re:Duh. by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Are you calling my wife a wanker?

    26. Re:Duh. by newr00tic · · Score: 1

      whore! ;)

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    27. Re:Duh. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Amateur. Thanks to the magic of the Underrated mod, you can (and I have!) end up at +5, Troll. Actually, I don't remember if I ended up at +5, Troll or +5, Flamebait or +5, Offtopic, but it was one of those. I don't think it's possible anymore. The mods tried their hardest with this one post I made, but despite the countless underrated mods, I never saw it go above +2.
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    28. Re:Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like voting. People normally wouldn't commit rampant acts of rape, murder, and robbery, but call it "government" and give them a mechanism where they don't have to accept any responsibility for their actions and you end up with rape, robbery, and murder on a larger scale.

    29. Re:Duh. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Funny article, although people who hardcode absolute column widths need to be drowned in leper snot.

      P.S. Did he say if he liked the book or not?

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    30. Re:Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it another sign of the decline -faith-based, pseudo-science- under the rule of Caligula Bush?

      New Scientist is a major source of global warming agitprop, so the answer is apparently "yes".

    31. Re:Duh. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      The earth is warming! The only way to solve this is one world government!

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    32. Re:Duh. by thc69 · · Score: 1

      It's not yours, but here's one:
      http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=45244&cid=4686962

      Google made it easy to find:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=%22(Score%3A5%2C+Troll)%22+%2Bsite%3Aslashdot.org

      Similar results are available for Flamebait, etc.

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  2. And then there are the people who are opinionated by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    And regard off-kilter research like this as flawed not just in its basic design, but unproveable by any statistically sound method, using self-selected groups of college students who tend to like to flame more than the general population, and to whom trash-talking is an art, not a crime.

    But that's the real world viewpoint.

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  3. have to say it... by downix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Let the flame wars begin

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    1. Re:have to say it... by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Oh, fuck you and your pugnacious, belligerent top-level posts.

    2. Re:have to say it... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Look. All this crap is is worthless rants about Trolling and Flames to disguise and hide one simple fact:

      BSD is dying! Netcraft confirms it!

      SCNR.

    3. Re:have to say it... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      You only say that because you are a paid Micro$oft Shill! BSD pWns windoze! How does Steve Ballmer's dick taste?

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  4. USENET Trolls, among others by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is a newsgroup, perhaps not too unlike many others, where a troll has taken up residence. He insults members and has found some method of posting every few minutes a lot of gibberish under various names and forged addresses.

    This person is a degree or two off the usual troll who just likes to make some preposterous post and watch people take the bait and go. This one is actively trying to destroy the group with crap-flooding and there appears little members can do about it. There's also some halfwit posting MI5 crap across many newsgroups. Alas, Google News doesn't appear to allow filtering. Does reporting abuse every work?

    Some newsgroups are still alive and thriving, but others seem to be losing regular posters to blog sites, I expect because they are freed from the harrassment of trolls, spammers and crapflooders by a moderator who will simply delete their garbage.

    My ISP had a NEWS server, but shut it down for economic reasons and pointed out I could just use Google News. Feh.

    I've given some thought over the weekend whether USENET can survive and whether anonymity also can survive. The more people abuse a system, the less eventual resistance there will be to the heavy hand of moderators or even government. I expect at some point bills requiring tagging and tracking of every email and every post on the internet being required by law with few people actually coming to the defence of anonymity, because they have had their own fill of trolls an crackers. It may come in on the wind of some means of fighting terrorism or protection of IP (a la RIAA & MPAA, among others) but it will encompass all.

    Anonymous Cowards enjoy the present. I think the trolls are undermining us all and they really don't care if they lose anonymity and privacy, they're called trolls for a reason.

    Lastly, no, this isn't a troll. Notice I didn't post anonymously. I am genuinely concerned about this as I lament the ills befalling open forms such as USENET and email.

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    1. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Heywood+J.+Blaume · · Score: 5, Informative

      Use Firefox. Use the Greasemonkey script Google Groups Killfile to eliminate MI5 and whatever else from Google Groups.
      http://www.getfirefox.com/
      https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748
      http://www.penney.org/ggkiller.html

    2. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

      The more people abuse a system, the less eventual resistance there will be to the heavy hand of moderators or even government. Well sure, because it is not like the trolls could ever take over the government.

    3. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by xtracto · · Score: 1

      There is a newsgroup, perhaps not too unlike many others, where a troll has taken up residence. He insults members and has found some method of posting every few minutes a lot of gibberish under various names and forged addresses.

      Yeah, I used to frequent to comp.os.linux.advocacy to enjoy quality time reading the flames and trolls... that was until slashdot became my main source for those.

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    4. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of your fucking posts are trolls you dumb shit, just because you have that little ASCII subscriber anus next to your name doesn't mean that it isn't true. It just means that Malda won't meta-moderate you into oblivion any more -- you have a free pass to be a dick, and the audacity to look down on the people that you behave just like.

      Anyone who doesn't believe that feel free to take a look at his karma "record." Also note that he implies that he does sign in anonymously in order to post an inflammatory message himself, which is rather hypocritical.

    5. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see you've met Liberator, the same asswipe as MI5Victim. He's been a dick for literally years. And he seems to have tons of time to compose these long blasts of shit. However, he did open my eyes to the fact that Steven Speilberg and Virginia Newbon are responsible for everything bad that happens in the world.

    6. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Trolling in newsgroups easily goes back to the first advocacy groups I can recall participating in, as well as a few that were probably set up for pure flamefests, at least in hindsight.

      USENET won't "die", but it will be used by the few vs the many, because it doesn't have that friendly gooeyness to it that most blog sites etc have, even though there are some pretty nifty readers out there. Then again, do remember that USENET started in the days of the few, before the likes of AOL and Compuserve joined the edu/mil networks and before that, there were the BBS networks like FIDONET. It doesn't take a lot of people to keep something like USENET going.

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    7. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Some usenet trolls have become famous in their own right. There is one infamous one on virtually every newsgroup. I still run into trollers like Blig Merk at alt.games.video.xbox and John Shocked on alt.battlestar-galactica (along with their various aliases). I would go on with the list, but I already feel like a complete nerd just listing those two NG's. I'll stop before I start detailing the trollers on the Star Trek NG's and confirm my total geek status.

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    8. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      Notice I didn't post anonymously.

      I hate to nitpick, but...

      ...while you didn't post as a anonymous coward, did you post onymously? No - you posted psuedonymously, right? There's a big difference. The point being, you didn't come out and use your given or legal name or anything. You're acting as ackthpt, not who you really are, even if you say ackthpt and you are one in the same. Not only that, but on another forum or site or whatever, you may not be ackthpt, you may be someone else. And ackthpt means as much to me as Foolicious does to you. Furthermore, even though you or slashdot or whomever may find out I am Bjorn Johnson, even that probably means very little to you, nor would it give you much direction if I was to be particularly annoying in some online interaction with you and you wanted to have me banned or something like that.

      All that to say, good and bad often come in the same packages. We value the supposed anonymity of the online world, but lament the drawbacks that go with it, forgetting that it is really is no different than the "real" world -- it has positives and negatives that people eventually wield (abuse) for personal satisfaction or gain. So its broadness in scope, its void of close proximity, its instant-ness and its limited regulation -- these are all both positives and negatives at the same time. You can't take away the negative parts of it to prevent abuses without completely altering it, thus impacting the positives, leaving you with a shell of what you originally appreciated about it. We should enjoy things as they last.

      But now I've come full circle and am more or less repeating what you've already said, so I'll shut up.

      p.s. I am not trying to be a troll either.

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    9. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, they sky is falling, you sobbing pussy.

    10. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Skuldo · · Score: 1

      "This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use."

    11. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Nimey · · Score: 1

      There's also some halfwit posting MI5 crap across many newsgroups His NNTP provider, Newsdemon, refuses to cancel his service or otherwise muzzle him. Oh, they'll send you a pre-done email saying that he's been banned, but they lie, and have been lying for two years. The person in question is in the UK mental-health system; obviously that's not doing so much good.

      NANAU doesn't think this is enough to UDP Newsdemon, and the only solution appears to be killfiling him. Too bad DejaGoogle doesn't support any sort of killfiling.
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    12. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      Wow, people still use USENET? I pretty much stopped paying attention to it in the late 90s, when the signal/noise ratio exceeded my tolerances. USENET was great fun from the late 80s 'til about 97 (when exactly did Eternal September hit? Wasn't it 97?). And heck, the flamewars were part of the fun. Ah, rec.arts.sf-written, rec.guns, alt.buggery-barnfowl, how I miss thee!

      What turned me off wasn't a sudden increase in rudeness, but the avalanche of useless and clueless posts.

      I suppose it's solipsistic of me to assume that things go away when I stop paying attention to them. But seriously, how can anyone wade through all that crap? (I was just kidding about the alt newsgroup...really...)

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    13. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it won't. Bet the same people were saying the same thing about gopher at the time...when's the last time you've had to use that?

      "Friendly gooeyness," eh? I suppose you're right...Usenet is pretty much the central location for all the insane trolls, pedophiles and so-called "warez" groups to congregate and yell obscenities at each other. Personally I hope it doesn't die, otherwise all the freaks and morons still posting would have to start polluting websites instead. Makes one wonder why you find it so attractive -- which one of those three do you belong to, I wonder? Keeping any "secret" pictures of your cousin on that hard drive that you might need to erase before the feds arrive, perhaps?

    14. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Nimey · · Score: 1

      It really depends on which newsgroups you subscribe to and how assiduously you killfile. With a well-tuned killfile, Usenet is still useful even on the noisiest groups. Better NNTP clients will let you kill an entire thread or sub-thread, if you have otherwise-clueful people who can't help replying to a troll.

      IIRC September began in 1993 when AOL gave its lusers Usenet access. AOL went off Usenet a couple years ago, but there's still Google Groups for the cluebies to use.

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    15. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      IIRC September began in 1993 when AOL gave its lusers Usenet access. AOL went off Usenet a couple years ago, but there's still Google Groups for the cluebies to use.

      Hmm, perhaps September is relative, just like Einstein said. I do remember the arrival of the AOLers, and making cruel fun of them. It was like shooting fish in a barrel--no challenge. They'd just whimper and stop posting. So I guess that for me September began a few years later, when the volume just got overwhelming.

      Actually, I'm not as mean as all that. But it was a good feature of USENET that it was pretty much self-policing. You either obeyed the rules, or people would laugh at you. Evidently, that system works up to a certain population density.

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    16. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Good point. I wonder how many flames you would get in a forum where EVERYBODY'S name, address, phone number and email are available to all the forum members (as a requirement for joining). You would have to have some way of validating the info of course to make sure people did'nt just make up who they were. I'd imagine people would be less likely to fly off the handle. You would still get SOME I'd imagine, but it would be interesting to see what would happen.

    17. Re:USENET Trolls, among others by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      http://gopher.quux.org:70/ (Yes, I had to look it up)

      As for why it's attractive, probably as much nostalgia for a time when the majority of morons and trolls were all on AOL instead of the internet proper, and a system that wasn't ad laden to the extreme [insert FF plug here].

      "Secret" pictures? Are you projecting? Hint: I'm not anonymous.

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  5. Hmmm by HairyNevus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this mean every flame and troll post in this thread will get modded +1 Insightful for demonstrating the principle of the article?

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    1. Re:Hmmm by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Does this mean every flame and troll post in this thread will get modded +1 Insightful

      And that's different from any other slashdot story exactly how? Go for "funny" and you get "insightful". Go for "offtopic" and you get "funny." Go for troll and you get this.

      That link from 2003, BTW, is about OFFLINE trolling, proving these bozos wrong.

      -mcgrew

      PS- Since you are a nerd, it is your duty to troll the cave man jocks

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    2. Re:Hmmm by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Does this mean every flame and troll post in this thread will get modded +1 Insightful for demonstrating the principle of the article?

      Yes. Yes, it does. Now please suck my balls.

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  6. a goal for you guys by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Alright! Who's going to be the first one here to receive the oh so coveted (Score:5, Troll) moderation?

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    1. Re:a goal for you guys by Foofoobar · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't know what you are talking about you nazi shitbag. Did I win?

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    2. Re:a goal for you guys by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Linux and the RIAA are both awesome!

      How was that?

    3. Re:a goal for you guys by Foofoobar · · Score: 3, Funny
      Nah you have to say something like 'Steve Ballmer is the second coming of Jesus Christ and the RIAA is protecting me from myself. George Bush only has my best interests at heart and Iraqi want to give us their oil so they can fill their earth with virgins and bombs.'

      There... that ought to do it.

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    4. Re:a goal for you guys by antifoidulus · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The goal isn't to get a -1 troll, it's to get a score 5 troll, so you have to make something that lots of mods will love and hate at the same time.

    5. Re:a goal for you guys by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. The post needs to be something that's insightfully trollrific.

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    6. Re:a goal for you guys by Foofoobar · · Score: 0

      Trolleriffic? That needs to be added to Merriam Webster. 'A post that's too good to pass up posting on'??

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    7. Re:a goal for you guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you have to say that Ballmer is a fukkin' kike.

  7. Thank you, Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psychologically, we are "distant" from the person we're talking to and less focused on our own identity. As a result we're more prone to aggressive behavior. No shit, Sherlock!
    1. Re:Thank you, Captain Obvious by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      ...less focused on our own identity...

      Um, that kinda sounds, er, sorry, but it sounds like he's saying we all have D.I.D. (AKA "multiple Personality Syndrome"). Actually, to be brutally honest (earning me, of course, a -1 flamenbait) it's just retarded.

      Now do I get the coveted "+1, troll" moderation? ;)

      -mcgrew

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  8. More **everything** online by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The faceless experience of being online is not just limited to rudeness, but other behavior too. People who would never buy porn at a newsstand will surf porn. People who would never go naked on a beach will pose naked for online dating.

    This is all to be expected. "Civilaised society", whatever that means, comes from feedback. That feedback is significantly reduced by a computer interaction or by excessive alcohol etc. resulting in less inhibited behaviour online or when pissed.

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    1. Re:More **everything** online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The faceless experience of being online is not just limited to rudeness, but other behavior too. People who would never buy porn at a newsstand will surf porn. People who would never go naked on a beach will pose naked for online dating. This is all to be expected. "Civilaised society", whatever that means, comes from feedback. That feedback is significantly reduced by a computer interaction or by excessive alcohol etc. resulting in less inhibited behaviour online or when pissed.

      Great post! Now I'm gonna steal it! >8o)

    2. Re:More **everything** online by xtracto · · Score: 1

      The faceless experience of being online is not just limited to rudeness, but other behavior too. People who would never buy porn at a newsstand will surf porn.
      Lol, that just reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend when back when I was in the University (around 1999). We where talking about pr0n rental shops, and I told him

      " I will never understand how is it that there is people who actually PAYS to see porn... I mean, you should be really fucked up to have to actually pay to get it",

        to what he replied something like:

        "well duh, you do not pay for it because you can download it for free... but what if you couldn't do it??"

      I just STFU and we changed conversation :oP

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    3. Re:More **everything** online by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Same reason people will cut you off on the road, but not at the grocery line. Being distant and anonymous makes people feel less empathy, or something. Maybe people only act politely when there is a chance that they will be called on their behavior?

    4. Re:More **everything** online by apt142 · · Score: 1

      I think some people just aren't capable of seeing past the surface of things. That is, they break down their environments to personal archetypes often with themselves as some important player in the event. So for example "the car the cuts them off" is seen as "the guy who purposely cut me off because he's a jerk" instead of "the teenager who doesn't know how to drive well and is rushing to the mall."

      Given the lack of context clues or even the unwillingness to look for them, toss in a little insecurity and the world can look like it's out to get you. I suspect most people live this way. It goes a long way to explaining things like the general public's desire to give up freedom for security.

      Maybe there are more context clues in a face to face. We're hard wired to recognize faces and draw a lot of conclusions from them such as emotional states, age, race, and sex. All of which are states we can't help but relate to. Maybe only when we have that recognition does it become hard for people not to be empathetic.

  9. many people think negative criticism is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think that when you post to a forum, showing off a coin
    for example, that when people post their opinion anything
    negative is seen as a troll or a flame.

    They go into the post thinking this is fun not realizing
    that criticism should be welcome and can improve them as
    a collector.

    Or another person may simply not like their coin, see problems
    with it they do not, or know they paid too high a price.

    All this combined makes others think they are being negative
    for no good reason and should have simply ignored the post
    and moved on.

    I disagree with these people who have thin skin and should
    be happy they got honest feedback from someone who could
    very well know much more then them.

    Hey, as long as they do not use name-calling they should be
    free to be as negative about the topic as they like. I find
    i learn more from the negative comments that get discussed
    then from the people who simply say, "nice coin" just to be nice.

  10. Thread where Trolling is ON TOPIC? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Troll

    LET THE games BEGIN!

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:Thread where Trolling is ON TOPIC? by Seakip18 · · Score: 1

      You know, I wish there was an explanation about redundancy! Jeez, You trollers and flamebaiters get all of the love. Apparently redundancy gets the shaft with only blah blah blahs.

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    2. Re:Thread where Trolling is ON TOPIC? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      LET THE games BEGIN!

      I WIN!!!!

      -mcgrew

      --
      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  11. Let me take this time to say... by sjonke · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Anyone who thinks abortion should be criminalized is a crazed far right-wing nut job religious fanatic!

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    --- What?
    1. Re:Let me take this time to say... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You just post this drivel to distract people from looking into the facts behind my analysis of the "numbers stations".

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:Let me take this time to say... by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Your parents should have aborted you.

    3. Re:Let me take this time to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Let me take this time to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly ! Mod GP down .

      Here is a good link to the analisys http://www.dxing.com/numbers.htm

  12. Attention all lie-berals by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1, Troll

    This is the place for all the angry lie-berals to get their hating out of their system now. Then maybe, just maybe, after the hate is gone, you'll listen to logic.

    --
    No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
    1. Re:Attention all lie-berals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you were modded down on the troll free-for-all thread, you're a douche bag among douche bags, way to go! Keep up the excellent presidential cocksucking!

    2. Re:Attention all lie-berals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're going to flamingly accuse liberals of flame, before they even get a chance to do so. I hereby nominate you for hilariously hypocritical conservative 2007. I know, I know; Larry Craig is giving some serious competition this year, but if you keep this up I think you have an legitimate chance here!

    3. Re:Attention all lie-berals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Click here for an exposition of the liberal lie machine.

    4. Re:Attention all lie-berals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      parent is not work safe! hot, but not work safe.

    5. Re:Attention all lie-berals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that's hot...you must be German.

  13. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And regard off-kilter research like this as flawed not just in its basic design, but unproveable by any statistically sound method, using self-selected groups of college students who tend to like to flame more than the general population, and to whom trash-talking is an art, not a crime.
    But that's the real world viewpoint.

    A bit over 20 years ago I found the first open and anonymous form of many I'd see, at college. Eventually I was hired on as a programmer and rewrote the system for greater capacity and enabling cursor animations in messages (it was pretty cool, honestly.) The thing that seemed to happen almost immediately, though, was flame wars (don't mention 'gun control') and some trolling. I think it is pretty simple human nature to speak more openly or play villain when there's a poor chance of getting caught. It was a bit different in those days, however, as we had system accounts and terminal lines, which made finding mean people a bit easier, if you were a fairly clever user.

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  14. The article is a Troll and a Flame by rf600r · · Score: 1

    No, really. I'm serious.

  15. ...and I thought it was the radiation or something by wattrlz · · Score: 1

    So anonymity makes people troll, huh? Hobbism makes a comeback.

  16. Apple Rocks! by actualpirate · · Score: 1

    Flames happen because Apple is superior to Microsoft in every way... Deal with it...

    Apple Rules! Apple Rules! Apple Rules!

    1. Re:Apple Rocks! by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Is it wise to invoke the Apple vs not-Apple flame war, even in this story? I shudder to think of what you might have started.

      --
      "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
  17. What about Richard Stallman? by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

    He is am impatient utopianist who, now that the soft sell has failed, wants to become a tyrant. So says anyone who is not a commie bastard! Agree with me or get lost!

    1. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      He is am impatient utopianist...
      Utopianist? I didn't know he could play the Utopiano. Wow he IS multi-talented
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      This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.
    2. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your tone is very much on topic, but the content of your post is off-topic... I have no idea how I want to mod you, but I do want to smash your face in with a brick for not believing in GNU/Stallman, you fucking shithead!

    3. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damned if "Utopiano" isn't a great name for a band or an album.

    4. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Utopiano is a trademark of Stallman enterprises. All rights reserved. Any attempt to play, recreate or listen to the utopiano without consent and we will have your ears ripped from your head and fed to our Gru.

      --
      This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.
    5. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by skoaldipper · · Score: 1

      No talent required. The Utopiano is the ideal piano. There are no keys, no strings, and no noise - just a bulky red virtual helmet. Underneath the hood, every note is perfect, and every song a masterpiece. But that's not why it's the ideal piano. Why is it? As you simulate piano key strokes inside, your spouse can put her back to your fingers outside for a gentle massage.

      --
      I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
    6. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by middlemen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Utopiano is a trademark of Stallman enterprises.

      don't you mean GNUtopiano!!

    7. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      Dammit, Steve Ballmer--quit trolling Slashdot!

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      I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
    8. Re:What about Richard Stallman? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      That too... I mean that Gnu. Don't touch it. I'm armed with chairs and I'm not afraid to throw them.

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      This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.
  18. This is nothing new by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is not related just to the electronic age. If anyone has ever written a letter to you with some criticism (e.g. parental letter) It is usually a far more cutting communication than person to person. Phone communication is somewhere in the middle. I once had a work associate that I communicated with email (at first) almost exclusively. His notes were condescending, pontificating, degrading... without apparent purpose. He was somewhat better on the phone. Eventually when I dealt with him in person he was somewhat reasonable.

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    Use your head, can't you, use your head,
    You're on earth, there's no cure for that
    - S. Beckett
    1. Re:This is nothing new by dekemoose · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've seen this a lot. At a former employer of mine there was a particular VP who was a screaming a-hole when communicating via email, demanding, unreasonable and altogether unpleasant. When dealing with him in person he was rather bashful, almost apologetic for bothering me with his silly requests. Never could figure him out.

  19. That's BS by crvtec · · Score: 5, Funny

    My coworker sits right next to me. He's not distant at all, and still trolls every comment I post.

    1. Re:That's BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I do not!

    2. Re:That's BS by crvtec · · Score: 1

      See?

    3. Re:That's BS by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 1

      Screw you Dave, and turn your damn hippy music down for christ sake

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    4. Re:That's BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment sucks ass. Oh, and don't be surprised if your tuna sandwich ends up in the toilet, asshole.

    5. Re:That's BS by antdude · · Score: 1

      Does he/she post anonymously? If not, then who is it? ;)

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    6. Re:That's BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not trolling, you're just a moron!

    7. Re:That's BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not trolling, that's flat-out contradiction.

    8. Re:That's BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not!

  20. (That should do it) by ceeam · · Score: 1

    Ron Paul.

    1. Re:(That should do it) by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
  21. Let me take a wild guess here.... by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Funny

    "New Scientist examines why people are in general more rude and abusive online [CC]. This "research team" has never been to a LA rush hour turkey shoot, now have they? And it is quite obvious to even the most calm observer that they have not yet experienced a proper football match in Europe.

    WTF? People are rude everywhere. Now don't get me wrong, dear reader. Of course I do not mean you, but the two idiots on either side of your cubicle, yes THEM, those hideous bastards and their soccer practicing spouses.

    Clearly, this research team did all their research reading emails inside a nice warm coffee shop in Seattle, AND if you lift the rock off their heads, I'm betting both ears are flattened.

    By the way, Flat Ear Syndrome (FES) has been diagnosed as affecting 1 in three research scientists by doctors at UCLA and WSU. Pfizer, working closely with the Bursars office of these highly respected institutes, has develope UnfesION, that relieves the symptoms of FES in 1 out of 16 patients with no dramatic side effects. Note: consult with your physician before taking UnfesION. Side effects may include; sudden outbreaks of common sense, clarity of vision, actual merit based grant funding, possible curricular related job opportunities, and possible respect among the greater community.
    1. Re:Let me take a wild guess here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      | This "research team" has never been to a LA rush hour turkey shoot, now have they? And it is quite obvious to even the most calm observer that they have not yet experienced a proper football match in Europe.

      maybe they meant that people get more aggressive when online rather when offline, in other words, a person becomes MORE aggressive when online!

  22. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick question: Would you stand up and respond in that manner to a lecture given at a seminar on the exact same topic?

  23. If the commentator were a bot ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

    ... I would say Kudos for the elaborate AI displayed (so much for the 'online editorial assistant').

    Otherwise, I would recommend some reading, this search gives a good start.

    CC.

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    TaijiQuan (Huang, 5 loosenings)
  24. Anonimity can work both ways by Tardius+Maximus · · Score: 1

    It is the anonymous nature of the web that give people the false sense of strength and protection that lets them lash out with fear of consequence. But in reality,the web is often a "pay-it-forward" kind of place. You don't care about buring someone on a usenet group or a chan while someone else doesn't care that you don't want your passwords and private data stolen. I think most people are a little too scared to put themselves out there for what they are: uninformed. Be willing to learn a new idea or a new perspective and you'll be less inclined to flame and troll. And always be willing to teach and pass on knowledge. Everyone who reads this had a time when they never knew what Slashdot was.

  25. I further theorize... by idontgno · · Score: 1

    that this kind of "emotional distance" is behind ganking.

    And not the fact that my WoW character's name is Gnomestompy.

    Although that seems to piss off a lot of gnomes.

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    Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    1. Re:I further theorize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gnomes are just pissed off because partaking of the sweet, delicious taste of gnome meat would be cannibalism for them.

  26. I disagree by moogied · · Score: 1
    To me it seems that most people are "trolls" or start "flame threads" on internet forums not because they are aggressive people due to a lack of tangible idenity. Instead it seems they are like that in there real lifes. The same people who are likely to borrow your hammer for 3 months, let there trees grow into your yards, won't let you in during rush hour. These are all actions people will take because they are relativly passive-aggressive. As such, they are not directly insulting you at all. They are instead forgetful, in a hurry, busy, that kind of thing.

    Take for example the idea of a person starting a thread on a gaming site claiming that PS1 is where the real gaming is at. He could either do this on a PS1 gaming site, or on an xbox forum, or on a forum that is meant to discuss knitting. If he does it on the PS1 site, he is insightful. On an xbox forum it is a flame thread. On the knitting forum he is widely ignored. Now, is he truly a troll or starting a flame thread on any forum? No. He is simply stating his opinion. Even if he says "PS1 pwns that faggoty ass micro$oft pile of nazi shit" that is simply his thought on the subject. Regardless of how he expressed it, he is not a troll for that. He is simply misguided, he becomes a troll when people starting calling him troll.

    In Summary: You're a troll once labeled that, and people are less likely to label you a troll in real life because they can see you as a person. On the internet you are labeled a troll because "its the thing to do about that."

    P.S. Chipotle is awesome. mmmmm

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    So basically, -1 troll/offtopic is really slashdots way of saying "I hate that you thought of something before me."
    1. Re:I disagree by nuzak · · Score: 1

      A troll is someone who tries to incite, he's fishing for bites. Good trolls sound serious, or geniune, and while they're really tiresome after a while, especially when it's cut and paste crap like the "*BSD is dying" troll, sometimes in the case of communities like alt.folklore.urban it's just good-natured pranking.

      The "faggoty ass micro$oft" guy is not particularly a troll, merely an inarticulate asshole.

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      Done with slashdot, done with nerds, getting a life.
    2. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. Chipotle is awesome. mmmmm And hallucinogenic, evidently.
    3. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead it seems they are like that in there real lifes. My aim in trolling is to kick egos down a notch or two. I'll do it with the utmost civility, and to identify it as distinct from some contribution to the argument you'd have to determine that my primary purpose is to attack the individual, not the idea. I consider it almost an obligation - it's not my fault that I enjoy it :-).

      Just as I'm vicious to those suffering hubris, I try to go out of my way to be decent to those who are humble, online or offline. And a stranger will receive the benefit of the doubt, which means my default behaviour is to put my neighbour first. I'm just treating others as I'd hope they'd treat me - beat me down if I get too full of myself, otherwise help me along.
  27. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Troll

    You just post this drivel to distract people from looking into the facts behind my analysis of the "numbers stations".

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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  28. Able to vent. by iknownuttin · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Another obvious factor is that, if you insult someone online, it's unlikely you'll face any physical retaliation for it.

    I'd like to add: or be fired, yelled a by your wife, etc....

    Commenting online is a why to vent anger at at shit you can't normally vent at. I've seen many comment here about how "stupid" their management or users are/is. And I bet, most of the time, folks wouldn't talk like that at work - but they do here. I think being online is a way to deal with aggression. In short, I'd rather have you folks flame me, or whatever, online than shoot me at work.

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    1. Re:Able to vent. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Commenting online is a why to vent anger at at shit you can't normally vent at. I've seen many comment here about how "stupid" their management or users are/is. And that has absolutely nothing to do with trolling, which are attempts at generating anger in others.
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    2. Re:Able to vent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Venting anger online may not result in physical retaliation, but I seriously doubt most people feel better after doing anything in anger. What angry people really want is not to vent but to attempt at minimum to be heard and validated and at maximum to control, as in enjoying the control of upsetting other people by typing mean messages.

      What really is going on is that our culture, our society, contains (or creates) a lot of angry people. Many of those people have Internet access and post to forums.

    3. Re:Able to vent. by Katascope · · Score: 1

      World of Warcraft keeps being brought up because of the griefing and camping, but as an ex-player of a couple years, it's their forums that really show how bad people can get.

      The nature of the game makes it even worse. All the grinding, competition, and guild drama puts a kind of frustrated stress on the players, which of course they vent on each other. That adds to the frustration and stress so they vent it on others. It's the very definition of a vicious circle.

      I left the game when I had an epiphany - I started skipping raids to go to class, because it was less stressful and even the asshole jocks were friendlier.

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      I wish I could worship gold coins, not bytes on a bank's computer. At least gold looks cool, or the GIF did.
    4. Re:Able to vent. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      [Spelling Nazi Mode]
      I'd like to add: or be fired, yelled at by your wife, etc....

      Commenting online is a way to vent anger (removed: at) at shit you can't normally vent at. I've seen many comment here about how "stupid" their management or users are/is. And I bet, most of the time, folks wouldn't talk like that at work - but they do here. I think being online is a way to deal with aggression. In short, I'd rather have you folks flame me, or whatever, online than shoot me at work.
      [/Spelling Nazi Mode]

      Only 3? Well that pisses me off. Now I still need to vent.
      So, where do you work?

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      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    5. Re:Able to vent. by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
      And that has absolutely nothing to do with trolling, which are attempts at generating anger in others.

      First, I thank you for not flaming me for typing "why" instead of "way".

      Second, I'd like to add, "Trolling" is a way to share the pain. In other words, when folks say crap to get a rise out of others, I think they want to cause others pain - pain that they're feeling. It's a way of striking back. Which is really sad. I think it's a result of our "PC" climate. We're not allowed to offend anyone, so we all have learned to withhold our feelings and opinions. And as a result, we vent online.

      I have examples, but I don't know how to express them online without being moderated down.

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    6. Re:Able to vent. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "Trolling" is a way to share the pain. In other words, when folks say crap to get a rise out of others, I think they want to cause others pain - pain that they're feeling. It's a way of striking back. Which is really sad. Misery loves company.
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      You can't take the sky from me...

  29. terse does not mean rude by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When we write online, most people keep it fairly short - partly because their readers won;t read past the first paragraph (and they want to get a lot of stuff in) and partly because writing is quite slow - especially when you have to think, write, re-read, correct and then commit.

    This is in contrast to spoken communication, which is much easier to assimilate and can therefore go on for longer. It also contains more emotion than simple writing, so the actual words are less important than the intonation - which is almost completely missing from text.

    People frequently mistake short comments for either sarcasm or impatience and this gives the impression that written communication (esp. in email, netnews) that the writer does not respect the audience.

    I beleive this is incorrect, when I insult someone they will be left in no doubt they have been insulted. I think over time, most people will come to realise the difference between rudeness and terseness. There will always be a few however, who take exception at everything. there's no helping these individuals.

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    1. Re:terse does not mean rude by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      I think I agree with what you are saying, but I didn't make it past the first paragraph so I don't know for sure...

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    2. Re:terse does not mean rude by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 3, Funny

      There will always be a few however, who take exception at everything. there's no helping these individuals.

      I'm one of those individuals, you insensitive clod!

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    3. Re:terse does not mean rude by Looshi · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, what did you say? What's your point?

      I didn't read past the first paragraph.

    4. Re:terse does not mean rude by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Yes!

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    5. Re:terse does not mean rude by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      when I insult someone they will be left in no doubt they have been insulted.
      Good to know, but I can't say the same about me. I prefer subtlety in my insults. Sure I could aim for the lowest common denominator in insults, but where's the fun in that? Besides, it's funny watching people who, despite the fact that I'm clearly being ironic and despite the replies I receive that recognise that, still take me at face value.
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    6. Re:terse does not mean rude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

    7. Re:terse does not mean rude by ignavus · · Score: 1

      "the actual words are less important than the intonation - which is almost completely missing from text."

      I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!

      (suddenly I feel really lame for some reason)

      "I beleive this is incorrect"

      "I beleieve" - this is incorrect (wow - how to correct someone by just quoting their words! I feel lame AND exhilarated at the same time)

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  30. Remind me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    are Trolls fire-resistant or do they take extra damage from flames?

    I haven't played AD&D in years.

    1. Re:Remind me by nuzak · · Score: 1

      They don't regenerate any damage they take from fire or acid. So yeah, flame a troll enough and it goes away :)

      But the net term comes from "trolling for fish", i.e. dragging your line back and forth in the hopes that one somewhere will bite.

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  31. Re:many people think negative criticism is a troll by skoaldipper · · Score: 2, Funny

    +5 coins to you, sir! Well said.

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  32. Old News by paleo2002 · · Score: 1

    Research on this phenomenon has been ongoing for some time. Here's an excellent summary: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html

  33. I take your Ron Paul and Raise you by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

    Creationists are idiots!!!1111one

    Ok, I'll go back to my corner now....

  34. or paid to be rude. by Erris · · Score: 1, Troll

    Some companies "compete" that way. They break other people's things and conversations because they don't have anything better to offer.

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    1. Re:or paid to be rude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, what delicious irony. Twitter has graced us with an appearance in this thread.

      Of course, you have to use the "Erris" pseudo-pseudonym because the Twitter pseudonym is in a deep, deep karma hole. Maybe that has something to do with these two facts:

      1 - When you're wrong, you're an asshole about it.
      2 - When you're right, you're an asshole about it.

      Do you honestly believe that you can advocate for Linux by insulting the very people you're trying to persuade?

    2. Re:or paid to be rude. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you have a contact person at MSFT I can send an invoice to if I abuse you on the Internet? How much would I get per insult?

      E.g. if I called you a "paranoid basement dwelling wackjob with a chronic drug habbit" how much? I'm not of course, I want someone to show me the money first - why would they buy a cow if they can get the milk for free. What about a more complex, technically researched flame? Do they pay per hour?

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  35. No, people are just stupid. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    I think I've come to realize that people aren't that much different online than off. The difference being that posts are persistent. You can easily ignore something someone said, but when its sitting there in print it affects you more. Its more obvious.

    --
    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  36. Going to /. hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got mod points today! -1 Troll for 5 lucky winners today! *sigh* goodbye, excellent karma...

  37. the answer is simple by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Science has not yet discovered a way to transmit a punch across the Internet. Until such a time, people will continue to be rude because there are few if any consequences for their actions.

    --
    Kwisatz Haderach
    Sell the spice to CHOAM
    This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    1. Re:the answer is simple by The+-e**(i*pi) · · Score: 1

      I would say that the old viruses that wipe your hard drive pack quite a punch, and are easy to send across the internet.

    2. Re:the answer is simple by crvtec · · Score: 1

      From Bash.org #4281 +(25930)- [X] get up get on up get up get on up and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D- i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

    3. Re:the answer is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this years ago and still find it hilarious:
      http://bash.org/?4281

    4. Re:the answer is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that would probably be even worse. As someone noted, while there is the perceived threat of violence in real world interactions, it's very seldom carried through with. Isn't it probable that if the barrier is less for giving abuse to people remotely, then people are also more likely to hurt each other physically if they can do so without face-to-face interaction?
      Diplomacy through the internet between unwilling parties is pretty much a hopeless endeavour. I think it may have less to do with 'distance', and more to do with that the built-in mechanisms that respond to authorities and social pressure may simply not kick in when the people you interact with don't feel real to our caveman brains.
      I do hope it won't come to the point where scriptkiddies, trolls and /b/tards get a chance to cause injury and death by pressing a button.

  38. In other news... by billius · · Score: 1

    Emacs is a bloated piece of shit with too many commands (vi is the only sensible choice), C++ is a horrible language only used by substandard programmers, God exists, God doesn't exist, Captain Picard is way better than that over-sexed, stupid Cold Warrior Kirk and I fucked your mother last night. Also, disagreeing with me is an act in futility since I have 3 PhDs, am a self-made millionaire, speak 7 languages, am married to a super model who I regularly cheat on with other super models, can play guitar, piano, violin and trumpet well enough to play with any jazz ensemble, rock band or orchestra in the world and most important am NOT a lonely kid sitting in his mother's basement, bothering people on the internet since no one in the real world will respond to my juvenile taunting.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capt. Picard is God. He wrote the universe in C with vi, and he fucked your mom.

  39. No need to overanalyze this by hodet · · Score: 1

    The threat of a punch in the mouth is a great deterrent to rude behaviour.

    1. Re:No need to overanalyze this by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Except a punch in the mouth can be prosecuted as a
      felony and leaves the perpetrator open to civil suit.
      This isn't Tombstone minus the six shooters. You can't
      just go around attacking people for being troll and
      expect not to suffer more than the troll did.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    2. Re:No need to overanalyze this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you can go around expecting that.

      Many times, you are correct, you will get punished. But, sometimes, you won't. And it's that amount of uncertainty that causes many people to keep their mouths shut when face to face.

    3. Re:No need to overanalyze this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my siblings is a sociopath. He spent a portion of his youth using his fists to settle disputes. I say a portion because he spent many years in separate stints parked in a state correctional facility for his troubles. Now approaching his 40s, having spent a decade of his life incarcerated for putting in plan the actions of passive-aggressive Slashdot tough guys, he is all bluster. Much like the Internet tough guys here popping up to threaten those who offer insults with violence.

      So you can certainly move about thinking that the threat of your obesity maintains order in the world, when it's more that it's easier to make fun of you behind your back with your "friends," and not fear of physical reprisal. It's simply a matter of optimization. Watching your quivering chin bounce up and down while you threaten to beat asses is just not an effective use of time. Though if you should happen to find yourself filled with enough testicular fortitude to attack someone for pointing out your eating disorder, then you might find yourself in a cell with someone like my brother, that hasn't yet figured out that you don't strike fear into the hearts of others, they just don't want to deal with your shit. You can contemplate the matter at great length, while surrounded by people that insert contraband into their rectums on their way into the largest prison population in the world.

    4. Re:No need to overanalyze this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are such a pathetic whiny fuck.

      Take the buzzkill somewhere else, thanks.

      And having punched MANY people in the with no legal consequences, I'd like to say you're wrong too.

      Fuck off now.

  40. Screw this guy by dave562 · · Score: 1, Funny

    His theory is full of shit! How does this crap get posted on Slashdot? Everyone who responds to this story is a fucktard. I'm going to go play WoW in my Whine window running on a virtualized copy of Ubuntu that I'm running on my bug free OSX Leotard 10.5 uber super shiny silver box. And oh yeah, I'm going to call the author of this story on my iPhone and give him a piece of my mind about why the gPhone blows chunks.

  41. what a load of fucking horseshit by Odiumjunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

    >Recently there has been a sharp increase in the amount of abusive language on the New Scientist website.

    Oh, how very fucking _interesting_! Sounds just like the kind of impartial, thoughtful introduction that heralds a fucking well-balanced scientific curio doesn't it? It's on an intellectual par with Schrödinger postulating about quantum mechanics because his damned cat wouldn't stop shitting on the carpet. Bra-fucking-vo.

    >My pet theory about why people behave so rudely is that online commenting is treated, by most people, like a pub conversation

    Oh yeah? Well _my_ pet theory is that you're fucking retarded. What's your local pub? The "make up spurious claims & expect people to be interested in them"?
    >After being described a few weeks ago as "a self-lobotomised liberal who can't face the facts", I decided to look into the psychology of online behaviour a bit further.

    You don't need a shitting psychology decree to know that's called fucking rampart narcissism, you self-interested jackass.

    >Psychologically, we are "distant" from the person we're talking to and less focused on our own identity. As a result we're more prone to aggressive behaviour, he says.

    Well that's fucking retarded, all I can think about when reading your mastabatory drivel is how awesome I am in comparison.

    >Another factor influencing online communication, according to Epley, is simply the risk of miscommunication involved with text-based messages, which are inherently more ambiguous.

    Nothing ambiguous about how much of a shit-eating moron you are, you must be a master of textual precision.

    >Another obvious factor is that, if you insult someone online, it's unlikely you'll face any physical retaliation for it.

    Look at brave Mr. New-Scientist-Blogger! People won't insult him in _real_ _life_ because if they do, he fucks their shit up for them! If he invents a way to stab people in the face over the internet, I'm in real fucking trouble.

    >I'm not sure what we can do to minimise miscommunication and abuse online. But being aware that we're not as good at communication online as we'd like to think seems like a good start. I know I often have to restrain myself from joining in.

    Didn't fucking restrain yourself hard enough did you? Didn't fucking restrain yourself hard enough, or I wouldn't be reading this peice of vomit you call an article.

    1. Re:what a load of fucking horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maddox, is that you?

    2. Re:what a load of fucking horseshit by _tognus · · Score: 1

      Post of the year!

  42. Prick. by kennylogins · · Score: 0

    nm

  43. Have you ever met Kat Hat Sung? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    or kathatsung? Has your forum ever been invaded by this creep? I'm not even sure kathasung is a person, it might be a bot. But what it does is bombard you with hundreds or thousands of posts in serial order chronicling some massive US government conspiracy into practically everything.

  44. Mod Parent REDUNDANT by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Cause he said it again, twice.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  45. Environmental Causes? by rueger · · Score: 1

    In the ten or twelve years that I've been part of various on-line communities - going back to C64 BBS systems, then to the 'net when Mosaic was the cool new browser - I have had time to consider the causes underlying so much of the impolite behavior that we see in forums such as this.

    One can point to the psychological impact of the solitary nature of on-line communications (as do the researchers) but I have long suspected that there are subtle and not so subtle environmental determinants that lead to irrational and counterproductive behaviors.

    I am thinking of course of impaired cognition brought about by low level carbon monoxide poisoning, a problem more likely to be found in a population that spends extended periods a small, dark rooms located nearby to older gas or oil fired furnaces. This, when coupled with a largely sedentary lifestyle and nutritional habits that were best depicted by film maker Morgan Spurlock, lead to a physical and mental condition that can exacerbate any pre-existing social or cognitive disorders.

    This is a complex and important problem, worthy of more research. Someday, hopefully, we can find a cure.

  46. Solved by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Whackos Awaiting Silent Trystero's Empire (WASTE)

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  47. hi twitter by dedazo · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    You're big on this "M$ is stalking me on teh interwebs" deal, do you have something more recent? This millenium perhaps?

    After all, you're implying a pattern of behavior here, obviously. I'm not saying that your claim Microsoft "pays people to be rude" for whatever reason is invalid, but surely in a 10-year span since 1998 someone, somewhere has obtained proof of that?

    I think it's interesting that so many of these are pre-2001, which is a long time. You'd think maybe they tend to stop doing things after they are caught. Like JBoss, for example. Wouldn't you agree?

    Again, I have no proof that they are not doing it, but the onus is on you, realistically, to provide proof that they are.

    --
    Web2.0: I love when people Flickr my cuil and digg my boingboing until my google is reddit and I start to yahoo
    1. Re:hi twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep sucking Twitter's dick fucktard.

    2. Re:hi twitter by dedazo · · Score: 1

      *yawn* Let me know when you grow some balls. In the meantime, keep enjoying your negative moderation. Time to whip up another sockpuppet soon, you think?

      --
      Web2.0: I love when people Flickr my cuil and digg my boingboing until my google is reddit and I start to yahoo
  48. i have a theory about trolling/ flaming by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the typical debate about pornography or violent videogames is: do they promote rape/ real-life violence? or lessen it? i am solidly in the camp that over-the-top media lessens real-world violence

    we are not born vessels of purity that are corrupted by society. go hang around any group of 3 year olds for 5 minutes. we are born feces slinging temper tantrums that are tamed by society. you cannot "catch" violent or asocial behavior, it is in all of us, innately, and we are socialized to express our negative selves in acceptable ways by society. trolling/flaming is merely another acceptable harmless way to provide catharsis we all need, a harmless release of negative asocial behavior on computer screens rather than on real people on real life

    likewise, i believe trolling/flaming serves a similar taking out of the mental trash type function. that rude asocial and negative behavior will lessen in real life as people are allowed to go home, login, scream at some random anonymous people online, then go out, and be quite pleasant, rather the next road rage perpetrator

    i'm totally serious. the utopianists imagined newsgroups and message boards as some idealistic philosopher's lounge where great minds would come to great thoughts and collaboration. of course, it is the exact opposite. and yet it is more useful to society for being that. just because the internet is not the grand social function the utopianists imagined it to be, doesn't mean it hasn't taken on a grand social function nonetheless

    a bunch of wankers patting each other on the back about how smart they are is a lot less important a social function than some form of catharthis for society for the most unstable and hotheaded amongst us, so they don't express themselves negatively in public, where it really matters. asocial activity just doesn't matter on the web

    of course, there are instances where online negativity flares up into real world violence, such as the recent suicide of the girl who was bullied by a neighbor on myspace posing as a teenage boyfriend. but using this as an argument against the positive real-life social value of trolling/ flaming is falling into the same erroneous way of thinking that says the videogame doom created dylan klebold and columbine

    no. the truth is, dylan klebold was a psycho waiting to be set off. even if doom somehow was involved in his intents, they weren't formatively involved in what he did. if videogames never existed, something else would have set him off. same with the online bullying that pushed the girl over the edge into suicide. same with some guy who used porn, and then raped a woman

    i mean it's not like violent behavior is something new to our world. in fact, in societies that are tolerant of pornography, and have high penetration rates of computer media (videogames, discussion boards) violent and asocial crime is on the decline

    so the next time you see a troll or a flame, smile. that's one less road rage or harassment incident you have to hear about in real life

    i firmly believe this, and that online trolling and flaming is VALUABLE and important and should be appreciated for the social service it provides

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:i have a theory about trolling/ flaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have ANY of you ever been to 4chan? it's the epitome of what it means to be an anonymous asshole.

    2. Re:i have a theory about trolling/ flaming by LionMage · · Score: 1

      i firmly believe this, and that online trolling and flaming is VALUABLE and important and should be appreciated for the social service it provides

      Somehow, this doesn't surprise anyone that you would say such a thing. :-)
    3. Re:i have a theory about trolling/ flaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /b/ - It's where dreams go to die

  49. No shit, Sherlock by nagora · · Score: 2, Funny
    People get grants to come up with this stuff?

    TWW

    --
    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  50. Because it CAN! by CompMD · · Score: 1

    So why don't you all take a flying fsck at a rolling donut.

    All of you.

    Now.

    You're all stupid.

    You're wrong, and I'm smarter than you.

    Your imaginary girlfriends all like me better.

    NERDS.

    Oh, and your Mac sucks, too.

    Sigh...the things I have to do to avoid the temptation of using mod points on this thread. :)

  51. tough one by solarlux · · Score: 1

    This could get confusing... for this posting, how are we supposed to distinguish between true & bonified flamers and those who sarcastically flame this post for the sake of humor??

  52. Complex subject. AKA "WTF? Rude? FU!" by felisconcolori · · Score: 1

    In his landmark work to create the field of "Killology", Lt. Col Dave Grossman (ret) suggests that soldiers in every war have developed new and horrific names for their opponents. For example, Japanese soldiers in WWII became "Japs", "Nips", "Slanties"... in the Korean war, we have things like "Gooks"... in Vietnam, they were the "VC", "Charlie", and "Cong".

    This effectively dehumanizes the opponents, and facilitates the ability of a soldier to rationalize the act of killing. "Well, he wasn't a real person... he was just some Kraut."

    This effect seems to be present on the internet? Shocking. So then I can tell CmdrTaco that he's an "idiotic poop face that hates on CowboyNeal unfairly because of his moronic IQ and lousy personal hygiene" more easily through text than to his face? Where there is a small but perceptible chance he might do something to harm me? Distance and remoteness eases antisocial phobias and fears?

    I'd also like to point people at the Slashdot report that 90% of people feel they know what "tone" of voice is used in textual communications, while the double blind study results indicate that of all people, the right "tone" of voice was detected at best 25% of the time.

    So, distance makes it easier to communicate, the ability to divorce some screen name (like "ladiesman215") from a living human, and our confidence in our inability to understand the entire meaning of a text communication like email/IM/Forum posts may lead to an increase in flames AND trolls? Really. I think this needs more study. I'm not entirely convinced.

    Then again, in the United States, etiquette and rules of polite behavior were declared passe sometime in the 60s and 70s, and really haven't been an issue since then. Do you think that could be a contributing factor?

    Oh, and there are twice as many people in the world today than there were 20 years ago (if we're still following the same trend). Maybe all of that reproduction and increased crowding of demand for scarce resources could be souring our moods?

    And if you disagree with me, you're a flaming troll. In all senses of the word. Cynical bastards.

    PS - CmdrTaco, I'm just kidding. I'm sure your breath is as sweet as the vapors of a fresh baked baguette.
    PPS - The confirmation word is "incense"? Slashdot code can be psychic?

  53. Trolls and Flaming are not the same. by Deb-fanboy · · Score: 1
    The article seems to group Trolls and Flaming together. They are quite different.

    Flaming is when disagreements escalate into personal attacks. This could be put down partly to the low social presence of email and forums, i.e. because people do not have the rich social clues available in face to face communication, they are therefore apt (Debian term) to misinterpret the intentions of the other.

    The psychology of Trolls is different however. I think that light Trolling is pretty common on and offline, as an innocuose tease or wind-up. At this level it can be entertaining. I think that there should be more studies of Trolls. Do they start off with little gentle gibes and then get progress to more biting posts?

    Any Trolls out there want to tell the group how they got into Trolling?

  54. Psychology is a hard science too! by steveoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I was at uni (bach maths sci degree) .. i took a 1st year course in psychology, mainly because I was young and single, and there were no hot chicks in the other mainline science subjects that I was already enrolled in (physics, stats, astronomy, chem and maths)

    Whilst I was fascinated with the impossibly hard questions that my chosen fields of study were setting out to unravel and comprehend ... psychology was interesting in as much as it made use of a lot of statistical analysis as a form of proof. However, the questions that Psychology was attempting to answer were as lame as dishwater, especially compared to the great unanswered riddles that one finds in, say, physics or maths.

    And yet somehow, professional Psychology academics would manage to get substantial grants to go ahead and prove such theories as "If someone is smacked over the head every day for the next 5 years, then they are more likely to believe that they are going to get smacked over the head tomorrow - compared to someone who has never been smacked over the head at all". Such theories could be proven (at great expense mind you) using the most thorough and rigorous statistical analysis.

    Woop Dee do.

    I made a comment to the head of the Psych department that Psychology was nothing more than the vieled scientific study of the completely fucking obvious. My grades in this particular subject towards the end of that year reflect that fact as well. Some of the other students in my psych group who handed up almost verbatim copies of the same written work during the same period predictably fared better in their marks.

    OK then, so now we find that you can take a normal person off the street, give them anonymity and an audience - and viola - without the constraints of dealing with people face to face, with no embarrassment to deal with, they tend to get obnoxious. And this is news ? The big question is - how many months of study, and how much grant money was sucked up in proving this most valuable theory ?

    Its amazing that we ever managed to build the pyramids, discover mathematics, communicate wirelessly across the globe, understand the quantum states of the atom, put a man on the moon, or map out the human genome .. before this greater internet fucktard theory was ever proven.

    Where would we be without Psychology ?

    1. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by Kazrath · · Score: 1

      No mods points currently or I woulda boosted you up.

      I partly think Psychology is needed due to the fact we have much less social interaction in modern society than in the past. Previously people actually communicated everything face to face and learned to read emotion and moods and could easily determine how a person would react to something as large an environmental change or as small as a verbal comment. Today a vast majority of communication is done remotely either over a phone or in some form of text on the internets which, in my opinion, is causing people to completely loose the ability to see the obvious.

    2. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lame as dishwater" questions or not, Psychology is great to take at Uni. I majored in it after I flunked out of Maths (bye bye, hard sciences), and ended up marrying one of those psychology class hot chicks!

    3. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by hey! · · Score: 1

      I made a comment to the head of the Psych department that Psychology was nothing more than the vieled scientific study of the completely fucking obvious. My grades in this particular subject towards the end of that year reflect that fact as well.


      It isn't possible that somehow this might reflect that fact you didn't get it?

      In any case, people in a field tend to get obsessed with their area of research and easiliy sieze on instances where it comes into play in day to day life. The results have a certain charm to them, although they might not be exactly Earth shattering. I once knew a bunch of entomologists who discovered a population of teeny little flies living in the bathroom of the building they were in. They collected the flies and started a breeding colony in their lab, not because these flies were unknown to science, or that the flies had any particular research use. It's just that people who become entomologists like messing around with bugs.

      Chemists get interested in questions like how to rescue a separated hollandaise sauce. Mathematicians ponder the patterns formed by acquaintances at a cocktail party. Physicists wonder why the shower curtain won't stay put, or whether a curve ball can actually curve. Sometimes the results are publishable, sometimes it's just musings.

      That's pretty much what we have here. Hey, we have anti-social behavior on our blogs. Lets analyze the content and see what's up.
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      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    4. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made a comment to the head of the Psych department that Psychology was nothing more than the vieled scientific study of the completely fucking obvious.

      There's certainly a lot of bogus psychology out there.

      On the other hand, the basic question of what our feelings are and what we should do in response to our feelings is one of the most fundamental questions of human existence - and the answer is certainly not obvious.

      Most people just go through life unconsciously imitating people they grew up around (parents, siblings, etc.). It's almost as if they're operating on raw animal instinct - he hurt me, I got mad, I hurt him. You see exactly the same behavior in nature documentaries.

      While it takes incredible discipline, it is sometimes possible to take a step back and understand your feelings and the actions that are available along with their consequences. The world is a hard place and a lot depends on luck - but hidden in the mounds of bogus psychological theories are some ideas that can actually make your life noticeably better.

    5. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Today a vast majority of communication is done remotely either over a phone or in some form of text on the internets which, in my opinion, is causing people to completely loose the ability to see the obvious.

      Yep, their ability to see the obvious has certainly been freed from its former shackles.

    6. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Where would we be without Psychology?

      Why, we'd be ignorant of human behavior. We'd be stuck with amateur insight and foregone conclusion, much as you've demonstrated here.

    7. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      You confuse me. First you say we have less social interaction than the past, and then you list many of the ways we interact using technology, methods that were not available to the past.

      So, we have ALL the methods available to us that our parents had (you DO go to church, don't you?) AND you have all the convenient technologies of the present (and you USE them!), AND you have much more leisure time at home AND at the office.

      So, I'm calling your bluff.

      What you call flames and trolls and rude behavior are merely tools of social interaction and are perfectly legitimate in open public online anonymous forums. Politeness and consensus-building are also tools in these forums. So is whining self-pity and complaining. These are merely rhetorical tools.

      I suspect what you are seeking is a better education in the use of rhetoric. Perhaps schools should offer an Online Rhetoric class. Perhaps from the Psychology or Sociology departments.

    8. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose it's occurred to you that perhaps you have to prove the very basic theories before you can prove the larger theories?

      I know for an absolute fact that there is a mathematical proof out there (I seem to recall that it was done in the 1600's or thereabouts, but I honestly wouldn't be able to look it up) to prove the process of addition and multiplication. Someone took the time and effort to work it out. Isaac Newton went through the trouble of proving that things fall.

      Now, Psychology as a science (or pseudoscience) is only a little over 100 years old. So of course we have to find answers to the simple questions. Because we just don't know the answers for sure. And you and I know full well that a lot of the things that people thought were obvious in the 1600s, were total bullshit. That's why it's important for science to question everything that we know.

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      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
    9. Re:Psychology is a hard science too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      indeed!

      I would go further a bit and say "here would we be without psychology?"... Doctor Phil.

  55. Or by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

    'Psychologically, we are "distant" from the person we're talking to and less focused on our own identity. As a result we're more prone to aggressive behavior' says one psychologist, who also cites research showing messages received by email are always perceived more negatively than on the phone.

    Or maybe you're just a JERK!

    -Grey

    1. Re:Or by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're just a JERK!

            Why don't you just shut the fuck up and let the guy make his point, asshole? Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. :)

      --
      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  56. Misleading mods Troll and Flame by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    I find the easiest way to get Trolled or Flamed is to post a response that doesn't fit the Party Line in the geek community. Post something pro downloading of copyrighted material and you'll almost always get a positive mod. Post something that disagrees with downloading and/or points out the negative ramifications and you'll generally get modded down, and you'll usually get some vicious attacks from other posters, ones that should get Trolled or Flamed. There are a number of sacred subjects that you need to avoid if you don't want to get a negative mod and you disagree with the masses. Personally I'd rather be modded Heretic than be Trolled for disagreeing with the majority. Trolling and Flame should be reserved strictly for the obnoxious posts not for people with a decenting opinion. Oh well another troll for the collection, sigh....

  57. The Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's fun.

  58. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by dedazo · · Score: 1

    I think it is pretty simple human nature to speak more openly or play villain when there's a poor chance of getting caught.

    More precisely, I think it's the lack of repercussions for uncivil behavior. There are no repercussions for me if I tell you to go f*ck yourself or I call your mom a fat cow. In the real world, that would get you dropped faster than you can say "LOL OMG"

    A lot of people who would otherwise be unable to handle themselves in a real-world confrontational situation (and in my experience this is the majority of humanity) probably feel empowered by the fact they can say anything to anyone from the comfort of their basements. It must be a psychological rush for them.

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    Web2.0: I love when people Flickr my cuil and digg my boingboing until my google is reddit and I start to yahoo
  59. D&D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, duh! Everyone knows that the only way to kill a troll is with fire.

    1. Re:D&D by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I thought acid works too. That's one of the reason that Melf's acid arrow is such a rocking spell for the lower levels.

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  60. One theory, but... by MWoody · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's an even simpler explanation for why the Internet tends to be full of fucking idiots: kids. Young people, in real life, are generally ignored by adults who aren't specifically responsible for their care, and so most people don't realize that if you just listen to what they say, they're insufferable little pricks. But on the 'net, with anonymity added, these worthless little rugrats are suddenly on equal footing with adults. They go nuts with the power to insult people who would, in an actual meeting, ignore them entirely. And not knowing that they're arguing with a 12-year-old, the adults just think that the guy/gal on the other end is a total fuckwit, instead getting upset and unhappy as if they'd had an argument with another adult.

    Next time you're dealing with some Internet troll, don't get angry. Just bring to your minds' eye the truth: it's a junior highschooler angry at his lack of power in his own life and taking it out on the Internet community. It's a lot less frustrating when you see it as kids being kids.

    This, incidentally, is why I favor privacy, but not total anonymity. Either keep kids out of the online arena entirely or label them somehow; they bring down the maturity of the discussion as a whole.

    1. Re:One theory, but... by pragma_x · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree, but I personally extend the definition of "kids" to include fully-grown adults with the social and reasoning capabilities of the latter. Just talk to anyone who works retail; you don't need pimples to make an ass of yourself. I'd wager there's quite a few of those people get around online too. *sigh*

      FWIW, I have found that Slashdot is a wonderful haven away from most of these types as the story content is either too impenetrable for these types, or the commentary too insufferable. ;)

      To see what I'm talking about, just cruise digg.com for stories that have been cross-posted here, and behold.

    2. Re:One theory, but... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Kids? There's an even better reason. Men. In fact, we can combine reasons to home in even better on the culprits - boys.

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    3. Re:One theory, but... by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that the most prolific and annoying trolls - especially on Usenet - are in fact stark raving mad.

      My favourite Usenet troll (Daniel J Min, winner of several Usenet Kook of the Month awards) is constantly proselytizing the evils of Liberals and Atheists and how they should be slaughtered and burned. While at the same time trumpeting the Grand Ol' Party and its glorious war against everything unamerican. And he cross-posts to (among other groups) sci.astro.amateur, apparently for no other reason than because it has "sci" at the beginning. His long, nonsensical rants are indicative of advanced schizophrenia in so very many ways. You could write a thesis on the man.

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    4. Re:One theory, but... by cshbell · · Score: 1

      ...says the man whose grown-up website is full of video game mods for Doom 3 and Morrowind. Most of the kids I know bring up the level of quality in a discussion. It's largely due to the fact that they call it like they see it without glossing over or BSing, and that they're much more interested in talking about interesting and fun things than boring crap like who-married-who or what's-his-name-in-parliament. Far too many adults, including people like you (judging solely from the tone of your post) are insufferably boring to talk to for any length of time. I'd guess since you think kids "bring down the maturity of the discussion as a whole" that you've never talked to any, or at least not talked to them on their level. Are you one of those boorish people who talks down to kids because you're much "older" and "wiser" than them? Somebody needs to grow up, but it's clearly not the kids.

    5. Re:One theory, but... by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      You're misunderstanding the parent, and trying to equate their post with bashing kids. That's not the case- what they're trying to point out the problem is adults interacting with kids without knowing that they are kids. An insightful 12 year old is going to seem like an idiot when you don't take their age into account. Imagine talking to a kid like that about the government: Perhaps they might have a big picture view with interesting perspectives on what the government should mean to the governed, but they will be woefully (for the most part) uninformed about the actual government. That's ok, I don't expect them to - unless I think they're 30, in which case they seem stupid. I can't talk "at their level", as you put it, when I don't know what that level is.

      In a seperate issue why did you put older in quotes in the phrase older and wiser? They wiser might be up for debate, but by definition adults are older than kids.

    6. Re:One theory, but... by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      Actually, on a second reading I see you're right; The parent poster doesn't seem to have any regard for kids, and may well be an ass. That aside, his point about kids being taken for adults is still valid.

  61. Traffic behaviour by haeger · · Score: 1
    Has neither of these scientists ever driven a car? The most kind and friendly people can turn into real devils when they're in their cars. They'd never tell someone off in the streets but behind a wheel they'll scream, make obscene gestures and honk the horn like they were posessed.
    The same mechanism here I gather. You're too far away from me and there's no risk of retaliation, hence I can behave like an asshat just for fun and because you pissed me off.

    Oh, and for those who claim venting anger is good. Some people disagree.

    .haeger

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  62. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by thannine · · Score: 1

    Quick answer: Who the fuck cares?

  63. Anyone remember NARC? Netizens against rudeness? by victorvodka · · Score: 1

    In 1997 there was a totally awesomeburger organization for the rudneness-offended called Netizens Against Rudeness in Cyberspace. It was founded by Elly Jordaan (http://www.asecular.com/musings/others/classicelly.htm) but seems to have fallen by the wayside. Here's a link to Elly talking about NARC: http://www.asecular.com/musings/others/elly/022097.htm

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  64. i was actually thinking about 2chan by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2channel

    4chan was based on 2chan code, and has most of it's conventions (saging, etc.). as massive and wacky as 4chan is, it is but a weak impression of the size and cultural awareness and wackiness 2chan is in japan

    a number of asocial events: suicides, plots to attack the public, and the ubiquitous hate speech against other races/ nationalities/ religions is exactly what i am talking about in terms of catharsis online that would otherwise be expressed in real life in my granddad post

    4chan has nothing on 2chan, but, if the japanese are in fact ahead of us in this phenomenon, then 4chan is going to grow and grow and become a bigger part of the american conscience. the ultimate trashcan dungheap of our asocial selves

    strangely enough, 2chan was started in arkansas

    anyways, it was some asshole announcing his intent to murder someone on 2chan, and then actually doing it, that first luanched 2chan into national provenance in japan. likewise, 4chan got some press after some asshole there annnouced he was going to bomb the superbowl, about a year ago i think

    however, japan is a far more polite culture than the usa, and since we all share the same basic human psychobiology, i would be cetain that an anonymous board in which to vent stupidly our asocial selves would be more appealing in japan than in the usa. because in the usa we're more likely to call an asshole an asshole to someone's face rather than politiely keeping it to oneself. so maybe 2chan will be permanently larger than 4chan in terms of national cultural awareness, simply because american culture allows for more outlets for asocial expression than japanese culture

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  65. Where's that all-purpose flame? by HiggsBison · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of something I saw on the internet in the olden days. An all-purpose flame. It began with something like "It is intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer that" and then something about your ideas being wholly or utterly without merit or something. If anyone can find it, this article would be the ideal place for using it.

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    1. Re:Where's that all-purpose flame? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It is intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer that Global Warming caused Hitler, because of endangered species smoking and eating factory farmed trans-fats while driving SUVs on long suburban commutes.

    2. Re:Where's that all-purpose flame? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ever eat whole kernel corn?

      Then you know how half a day later the kernels come out looking the same. Which most people take as the corn is not digested at all in the digestive tract. But this is far from the actual truth behind corn digestion. In reality corn is quite high in starch, and the starch inside the kernel is fairly completely digested. This only leaves the outside hull of the kernel. But, when it comes out it looks as plump and whole as the day the kernel came from the cob. Which would definitely not be the case if the hull was empty, as the inside starches have been digested. That means the insides of the kernels are filled with something else after digestion. Considering that the empty hulls are traveling through the digestive system, all the pulsing of muscles during peristalsis rolls everything in the digestive tract around, and once the kernels are emptied of their original contents, they are filled with what is left over: the undigested portion of the rest of your meal. That's right, the day after you eat corn, the hulls of the kernels come out filled with human shit.

      And you have to admit, that's far more interesting than what you had to say. (one of the funnier flames along the lines of what you were talking about. Distinctly lake of classy, yet retains at least a modicum of subtlety)

  66. Solution: Troll and Spammer fake "snuff" movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Create fake snuff films of trolls and Spammers being "killed" in mnany horrible but cartoon-like ways and post them onto Youtube and every other video site. Then have everybody in the blogosphere link to the videos saying "I cannot condone the action, but I *really* agree with the sentiment".

  67. Right, but terse can mean unintentionally rude by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    It requires effort from both sides to avoid the wrong impression.

  68. I'm gald your halfing... by iknownuttin · · Score: 1

    fun! Its better then u killing e!

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  69. Here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because stupid people are prone to violence in real life, we have to be polite to them in person.

    On the Internet, we can flame stupid people -- people who deserve to be flamed -- and be 100% honest.

    As for trolling? Trolling is just a term people use to disregard unpopular opinions. You see it all the time here on Slashdot even, where someone makes a point that makes the hivemind uncomfortable, leading to masses of furious nerds clicking their -1: Troll button instead of responding to the points the person made.

    In b4 this gets modded -1: Troll

  70. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm somewhat perplexed by the real world some people talk about so romantically on the Internet, where a typical form of recourse is criminal behavior guaranteed to result in your prosecution and temporary incarceration, as well as nontrivial civil liability. Indeed, outside of the lower classes (or a primary school playground), where would it be perceived as acceptable reciprocity to attack someone for insulting your mother?

    I don't know what ghetto that you live in, but I'm pretty sure that if someone from it thought it was acceptable to attack someone around me for the equivalent of a Slashdot troll, that I would gauge out one of their eyes with my thumb and tell them to return on whatever skiff they arrived on. If you're going to play that game, you should at least play to win. That sort of behavior is simply unacceptable, however. Real world, indeed.

    By the way, your mother is a stupid whore. No, that wasn't much of a rush at all. It was actually rather banal by the standards of HBO, and thus less than exciting. I've heard worse come out of people at sporting events.

  71. Truth Within by Dramacrat · · Score: 0
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  72. You are right. by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
    I regret everything I have done out of anger. No exception. And I am working on not acting out my anger. You are so right!

    I just wish the rest of the World realized this.

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    I prefer Flambe as apposed flamebait.
  73. Simple Arithmetic by BarryHaworth · · Score: 1
    I used to be taught that people have two ears and only one mouth, so that we should all listen more often that we talk.

    The problem with email and chat rooms is that those writing have ten fingers, but only one brain.

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  74. John Gabriel's Internet Fuckwad Theory by MrNonchalant · · Score: 2, Funny

    These psychologists should just have read Penny Arcade.

    1. Re:John Gabriel's Internet Fuckwad Theory by dswensen · · Score: 1

      You should have just read the fucking headline.

  75. Thank you, 1994 by athloi · · Score: 1

    Or even 1984. People have been observing for some time that computer mediated communication has two negative traits:

    1. Depersonalizing. We lose sight of the fact that there's another person on the other end of the line. Then again, who cares? When you're looking for answers, worrying too much about whether someone else is offended by the truth is totally counterproductive.

    2. Lack of facial expression and gestures. This is the biggest for me. A message normally delivered with a wry friendly smile could be seen as supportive cynicism, where online it comes across as aggressive sarcasm.

    They also failed to mention the biggest problem, which is the proliferation of stupid people since AOL came online. Put a smart person in a room and make them answer to morons, and soon they're pretty irate. As any experienced user must be reading that recycled, contentless, but provocative article.

    1. Re:Thank you, 1994 by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Well, OK, it's 2007, so let's apply 23 years of experience to a more refined view of the causes, instead of assuming that it has all been figured out.

      Being faceless and depersonalized is too simple. You have to mix in social standing and effect of a level playing field, as well as the human desire to belong to a group, and the tendency of any group to develop and reward groupthink.

    2. Re:Thank you, 1994 by athloi · · Score: 1

      Being faceless and depersonalized is too simple. You have to mix in social standing and effect of a level playing field, as well as the human desire to belong to a group, and the tendency of any group to develop and reward groupthink.


      I think this is perceptive. Everyone is depersonalized not only by the nature of the medium, but by the lack of a social context, so it's like Chomskian social climbing all over the place. Groupthink I don't know how to explain except that it's easier to trust "the way things always are" than think up some new way. Any ideas?
    3. Re:Thank you, 1994 by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1
      They also failed to mention the biggest problem, which is the proliferation of stupid people since AOL came online.

      Well, duh, it's America Online, and everyone knows that America is the stupidest country on Earth. You made the internet, you broke it, now FIX THE BASTARD BY RAISING THE FUCKING LEVEL OF DISCOURSE, START WITH YOUR PITIFUL BROKEN EDUCATION SYSTEM! Since your country is the wealthiest, including your INCALCULABLE WEALTH OF STUPIDITY, try to reinvest some of your tax funds in EDUCATING YOUR DUMB ARSES instead of BLOWING SHIT UP SO YOU CAN CHANNEL YOUR COUNTRYS WEALTH INTO THE POCKETS OF CORRUPT MULTINATIONALS WHO ARE ALL IN BED WITH YOUR KLEPTOCRATIC DICTATORS! Oh noes but that would be SOCIALISM and we all know that means DICTATORSHIP and COMMUNISM even though you are PUTTING MUSSOLINI, HITLER and STALIN TO SHAME with your level of PLUTOCRATIC FASCISM and GULAGS. Fuck your AMERICAN SPIRIT, IT IS A PALE COWARDLY IMITATION OF YOUR FOREBEARS AND YOU HAVE SHAMED AND CORRUPTED THEIR GREAT LEGACY. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

      Phew! I haven't shouted so much in years! It really helps clear the phlegm.

  76. John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory by Asmor · · Score: 1

    Oblig: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19

    And he didn't even need a PHD.

  77. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by xappax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the real world, that would get you dropped

    That's really not true though. I mean, if you track down a really macho belligerent guy and determinedly heckle him in front of his friends, maybe you'll evoke a violent response. But the vast majority of the time, when you insult or act offensively to a stranger you'll get one of two responses:
    - They'll ignore you or otherwise try to avoid confrontation.
    - They'll express anger or threaten you aggressively, but not follow through.

    People always want to make you believe they're going to "kick your ass" when they're angry, and they may even half-believe it themselves. But people are actually rarely willing to be violent to a stranger for a trivial reason.

    I think that perhaps the perceived threat is what matters though. Whether or not people will actually attack you for being rude in RL, it's a possibility we can imagine, and fear of that possibility might keep us in line.

  78. Yes. by iknownuttin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Misery loves company.

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  79. Very Old News by HermMunster · · Score: 1

    Though this may be recent scientifically released info it is simply a rehash of what was analyzed 10-15 years ago. We all knew the issue was with identity and with distance. Again, this is just a rehash of what we knew long long ago and is not news.

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  80. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by tsa · · Score: 1

    I wonder if, when the telephone just got popular, rich kids called random people and shouted nasty words at them throught the phone?

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  81. I think they're socio-paths. by darnoKonrad · · Score: 1

    I think they have done studies -- only they were called socio-paths -- once called psychopaths. Generally, about 10% of the population is a socio-path. They live to abuse other human beings. In real life most socio-paths are fairly intelligent and often quite charming, but they lack any real attachments and typically lose friends easily. If they're stupid they end up in jail. If they are smart they are active in the republican party or are successful in business, where screwing people over is legal and encouraged. Personally I think most internet trolls are socio-paths. The internet is a convenient and safe place to abuse other people with no consequences. While you're typing furiously at some pig-headed ignorant non-sense (hooked by the troll), the troll is getting the all important ability to manipulate someone. It's all they live for. It's best to never reply to them, or even acknowledge their existence. Sure, some people post things that are trollish, but typically, these people are capable of having reasoned online discussions. I think most people are pretty polite and engaging online -- but it sure seems to me that about 10% are totally and complete wastes. These people return day after day, year after year posting the same garbage over and over again.

    1. Re:I think they're socio-paths. by Deb-fanboy · · Score: 1

      Personally I think most internet trolls are socio-paths.
      That is an interesting theory, and certainly as far as the nasty (rather than the light less aggressive Trolls) Trolls seems to make sense. I would love to read some research on this. After all we all come across them, it would be nice to be able to respond with a url to a paper.
  82. Obligatory by zanaxagoras · · Score: 1

    1. Far too many people in meatspace, where direct confrontation is discouraged because it could be "harmful" or "offensive" or "illegal", or just plain painful/dangerous/deadly, etc.
    2. Far too many people (and opinions) in cyberspace, which provides the option of anonymity, allowing for some degree of immediate and therapeutic outlet for stress-venting via trolling/hating, which reinforces the notion of the 'net as a vast playground for the wild id.
    3. Multiply 1 and 2 by exponent.
    4. Profit!

  83. Trolling is cool now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the kids want to be trolls. They find /b/ and they think they're edgy. You fucking retards, you still don't get it. You argue the same points as before. You take the same sides as normal. You simply intersperse your boring diatribes with brainded 4chan buzzwords, and call it "trolling". You are a disgrace to my art, and I spit on you.

  84. Spot on... by msimm · · Score: 1

    But sometimes people need to hear the obvious in a manner that suits them. I figure frequently this is what Psychology accomplishes. It's our collective filter and we use it to help verify and establish what it is we believe today. It's the structural Psychology that gets interesting. The beautiful machine.

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    Quack, quack.
    1. Re:Spot on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sociology, another piler, you numbchuk.

    2. Re:Spot on... by msimm · · Score: 1

      Actually it's neurophysiology. Please play again.

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  85. Links in related /. stories by jdb2 · · Score: 1

    Here are some some links that were in related /. stories :

    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,70179-0.html?tw=wn_index_2
    http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0515/p13s01-stct.html

    Basically about 50% of replies between normal people are misinterpreted.

    jdb2

  86. I will tell you why... by psychicsword · · Score: 1

    Obvious jokes like this that get replys likethis and people who dont realize that they are obvious jokes.

    <to carry jokes to far>
    Also Caps and ALL THOSE DAMN ACs. OH AND THE WORD FUCK, DAMN, SHIT, and RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!! AND EXPLANATION! POINTS! ALL! THOSE! FUCKING! EXPLANATION! POINTS!
    </to carry jokes to far>

  87. Fuck off you fucking imbecile! by msimm · · Score: 1

    Okay, I agree about misunderstandings and short comments. But the other obvious difference is consequence. Misunderstandings in real life, face-to-face, can and often do result in physical violence.

    That means that before I yell an obscenity I have to consider the consequence of my action (even if that consequence might be based in a possible misunderstanding).

    Online dominance is often established as a consequence of your behavior, not your action.

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  88. oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every comment you post? Thats ridiculous, surely I've missed a few.
    Idiot.

  89. How does that happen? by wsanders · · Score: 1

    Mod me offtopic for this but how do you get a "Troll" rated to a positive score?

    Is the "qualifier" just the most common qualifier from all the votes?

    Then you could have, for example, +1 Insightful, +1 Interesting, +1 Informative, -2 Troll and still have a positive score, eh?

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    1. Re:How does that happen? by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you get mod points you can also select "underrated" and "overrated" which just add or remove one from the current score without changing the modifier. So a post that starts at 2 and gets a one troll and four underrated mods will end up at (5, troll).

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  90. flames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen you pathetic asswipes, you ridiculous ignorant F*CKTARDS, flames happen because of one thing: ANONYMITY. Take away the ability to be an asshole anonymously, and the problem goes awway.

    Except for those who are genetically predisposed to be assholes, and to those of you who fall into that category I say screw YOU, asshole!, FUCK you!!!!!!

  91. What's the difference? by DreamingReal · · Score: 1

    I'll be honest: I absolutely cannot tell the difference between the posts that are modded "-1: Flamebait" and the ones modded "+5: Funny". Well done moderators! :) LOL!!!111 *

    * The researchers also found that putting smilies and "LOL" in a sarcastic post substantially reduced the chances of a "Flamebait" moderation...

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    Some kind of shit about a terrorist threat

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  92. It's all just ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING! by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    I find that "Lord of the Flies"-style group psychology plays a big role in the misunderstandings that erupt online. You can observe these same patterns in other political scenarios.

    Discussion groups tend to build consensus quickly, and running threads lead to a form of shorthand communication among many of the participants, who after developing this level of groupthink become intolerant toward any challenge or any newcomer.

    Newcomers are typically flamed for knowing little, even if their basic point is aligned with the groupthought. They are perceived this way until they too learn the groupspeak and meld into the consensus. This can happen fairly quickly and the newcomer is expected to remain active.

    Contrarians are often quickly labeled as troublemakers, trying to upset the groupthink. Immediately a post contrary to the consensus is labeled as a troll or flamebait, and members of the group rally around to join in commonly ad hominem attacks that serve to reinforce the consensus opinion in the face of a challenge.

    Humans, being rational, must think through the logic of any challenge, and humans, being emotional, have a strong desire to remain in a group. The internal and external conflict leads to some very interesting results.

  93. "5, troll" OR "5, offtopic" OR "5, flamebait" eln by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

    Google says it was the drugs.

  94. Uh? by erKURITA · · Score: 0

    No shit Sherlock? I didn't know! Get him to /. so he can be up to date.

  95. Re:Anyone remember NARC? Netizens against rudeness by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    The NARC disbanded when members realized each other was a hypocrite.

    That, and the promised incursion of AOL subscribers onto the Usenets was all blow away by the advent of Google Groups, and eventually, blogs.

    What was once a heirarchy of opinion has fractured into an almost infinite constellation of opinion fiefdoms. It has become utter anarchy.

  96. Definition changing by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

    I've noticed in the last couple of years that definition of "troll" seems to be heading more towards "someone who has an opinion I dislike" rather than the correct meaning.

    Interestingly enough, the first time I noticed this was several years ago on Slashdot. Even today, I still have to correct "troll" mods made by people who are only using it because because they dislike the dissenting (but still valid) opinion.

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  97. Just a note-- by krawnight · · Score: 1

    Playing the role of a troll and posting otherwise inane, rude comments in response to this topic doesn't make you any less of a troll.

  98. You're all by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

    nucking futs.

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  99. Mod Parent Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod Parent Up!

  100. Well, there you go again. by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    You took that one right over the top, circle, when you compared the people who participate in simple internet arguments to mass murderers.

    How can you expect us to take you seriously?

    Actually, though, your theory lends weight to the idea I expressed (and I won't even try wiki up the originator of either idea). That is, sometimes arguments erupt when consensus opinion is challenged.

    For example, you believe that an idea contrary to your own opinion must come from someone with violent tendencies, and then you ACT upon your feelings in the online forum.

    It always takes two to tango, circle, and if your dance partner is a heated kettle ready to explode, then what is your role?

  101. F**k you!!!! by pigiron · · Score: 1

    This article sucks and so do YOU!

    1. Re:F**k you!!!! by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're probably right.

      But I don't suck as bad as that article does, ya ol' goat roper!

    2. Re:F**k you!!!! by pigiron · · Score: 1

      Who are you calling a goat roper, you f**ktard!!!!

    3. Re:F**k you!!!! by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      What? You're not able to tell when a message is directed right at ya?

      What are you? Stoopid?

  102. Psychology is a pseudo-science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psychology is a pseudo-science
    Break out your old SAT analogy skills ...
    Alchemy is to Chemistry as Psychology is to whatever real science will replace it.

    It is also important to remember that most Psyc' majors are there to self-diagnose. They are all nuts and the average person would do well to stay as far away from them as possible.

    And, to post sideways, in response to Kazrath's sibling post,
    Previously people actually communicated everything face to face
    Even in modern face to face communication this type of behaviour is a problem. Previously people actually could be punched in the face for saying something offensive.
    Now you have to get the whole F'ing legal system involved. Retribution for rudeness and general assholery is often not worth the hassle. Add to this that the protest culture of the Boomers has created a world in which rudeness is rewarded.

    After someone once said something incredibly rude to me, I responded with "What horrible company you must keep to say something like that and not fear being punched in the nose." The implied (although not actual) threat of physical violence got the conversation back on a civil track.
    A world where there are immediate and real consequences for rude behaviour, creates a world that is civil and polite. Unfortunately, that is something we have lost in the last 50 years.

    1. Re:Psychology is a pseudo-science by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      A world where there are immediate and real consequences for rude behaviour, creates a world that is civil and polite.

      And yet, in a civil and polite world, there are no immediate and real consequences for rude behaviour.

      --
      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
  103. Thank you for demonstrating your ignorance by nunyadambinness · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I made a comment to the head of the Psych department that Psychology was nothing more than the vieled scientific study of the completely fucking obvious.


    And you were wrong. Nicely done.

    Let me ask you a question Mr. I took a first-level psych course, so I know all I need to know. Why does someone who gets hit over the head every day for five years expect to get hit on the head tomorrow?

    More importantly, and a tremendous demonstration of why you need to maybe take a second psych course, why does someone who gets hit over the head on random days have a MUCH STRONGER response than someone who gets hit every day?

    They do. You didn't know that. And it's certainly not obvious.

    Did it ever occur to you that the reason you found things so obvious is the lack of sophistication of your first level course?

    You'd think that to someone as intelligent as you that would be... obvious.

    1. Re:Thank you for demonstrating your ignorance by daisybelle · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but why is it that being anonymous makes people meaner? Why doesn't it make people nicer? Being nice makes you feel good about yourself, doing something good that others don't know about gives you a sense of pleasure/smugness and 'I'm a worthwhile and useful person' feeling. They seem far more logical feelings to have and to want to create in yourself, than a sense of 'teehee, I insulted somebody I don't know and made them feel bad'. So I think it's a very strange and relevant finding that anonymity turns people mean; I think it's totally counter-intuitive!

      --
      "You only get ONE LIFE." Richard Rahl, Faith of the Fallen - Terry Goodkind
  104. Re:"5, troll" OR "5, offtopic" OR "5, flamebait" e by eln · · Score: 1

    I played around with Google, and I found another post I made where I claim that it was actually "+5, Redundant" but I couldn't find anything using your method with "redundant" either, so maybe it was the drugs.

  105. I can sum it up in one word: accountability by Yiddishkite · · Score: 1

    In person, or even on the phone, we tend to be directly accountable for things we say. If we're talking at a bar, and you call me an first-class a-hole, there's a chance I might slug you. And if I don't tag you today, I might tomorrow, because I can identify you pretty easily. If we're in a meeting work, and I call your idea the worst since Microsoft Bob, that may or may not reflect poorly on me. On the internet, however, where comments are at best anonymous and logins/handles/avatars can be easily changed, anyone can say as they please without fear of repercussions.

    --
    "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Marx
    1. Re:I can sum it up in one word: accountability by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Well, without fear of reprisal, people can actually say what they want to say, which is more beneficial in the long run. As long as it is constructive, I'd rather hear the truth than some watered down politeness. Even calling that guy an asshole can be construed as constructive if the guy really is an asshole and he is bringing things down all around him. It is what it is, as someone once said, so what's the harm in saying as much?

  106. A Dollar (our Pound?) short by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Ok, that story is only about 10 years old. Gee thanks. As for "intentionally provocative", well...duh! Good debate requires provocative discourse. It's the feeble minded fool on the other end that doesn't understand an intellectual joust and takes it as trolling or flaming, or worse yet, calls me a "FanBoi" (lamest insult ever). Without provocation, we'd never think things through critically; we'd all be in a mass state of agreement, which is pretty lame.

    1. Re:A Dollar (our Pound?) short by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      We've learned a lot in the decade since the story, no? I think many people new to online discussion do not know all the rhetorical tools available to them, or how to effectively use the few tools they possess.

      Lacking this insight, they resort to the hammer, which is to label a person of contrary viewpoint, and try to gather sympathy from other vocal users of the forum. The goal is to build vocal consensus.

      The thing is, ganging up in a public online forum works only to introduce much more noise such that the signal gets drowned. You see this behavior quite often in fan forums. But its effectiveness is limited because the original post remains undiminished near the start of the thread.

    2. Re:A Dollar (our Pound?) short by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Excellent observations! I start to worry when people actually start agreeing with my posts en masse. That is usually a sign that I've taken the easy and intellectually dishonest route. My more contentious statements seem to have the most truth to them. If someone yells "Fanboi!" at me, I consider it a successful post (as long as I'm not really being a fanboi, of course).

  107. Even better: hypocrisy by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    If you think about it, you'll see the hypocrisy of name-calling in an open public forum like usenet.

    There are indeed repercussions in such forums. Flames are a consensus group's method of holding accountable the expression of a contrary thought or opinion.

    Precisely because those holding consensus opinion choose to flame instead of debate, the contrarian is punished by being denied the honest discussion of the matter at hand.

    All you can have in a public discussion forum is discussion, and if you are denied the discussion you desire, then that is indeed a consequence.

  108. That chair... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait...so visions of a giant Linux monster devouring Microsoft while Ballmer tries to fend it off with chairs aren't normal.

    There is only one chair and it's a +5 Chair of Throwing

    The other chairs are a lie

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  109. "...would NEVER say face to face..." by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

    Who meets face to face?

    What's all this talk about "what you'd never say face-to-face," when we hardly ever leave our houses and apartments?

    Room-mates can easily make anything on the Internet look like a Japanese tea ceremony.

    People have these very idealized, abstract, and romantic notions of what a "face-to-face" gathering entails. What they really mean is, "At work, we don't get into heated disagreements," or, "When I go to parties, we don't get into heated disagreements, ..." ...But those settings are hardly representative of the whole body of face-to-face gatherings; Those are very superficial, highly controlled settings.

  110. A fix by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    There is a simple fix for this.

    Only allow overrated mod on posts that have a net positive moderation, and only allow underrated on those that have negative.

    How a post that hasn't been rated can be modded overrated has always eluded me...

    --
    "I'll have a Guinness, no wait, make that a Coors Light" -Grad student I work with, who shall remain anonymous...
    1. Re:A fix by kingturkey · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting point that you make. I just happen to have mod points and have just modded a previously unmodded post Overrated. I think it was a special situation, where the post contained a link to the spammer's website. The post wasn't offtopic, flamebait, a troll, or redundant but I think it wasn't a very sensible post, and I didn't think the spammer deserved the extra ad revenue the post would have generated. I think overrated was simply the most suitable way to mod down the post, plus I don't think they affect karma, do they? I look at it as being "the post doesn't deserve a 1 so it's overrated".

  111. GIVE ME A F!@$ING BREAK by HamsterRabies · · Score: 0

    TROLL THIS YOU @Q#$!@%#ING BI!#

    You know what I think? I think that half the time, the meek have left their backbone at their girlfriends' house, not too far from the purse where she keeps their balls.

    People in general think that everyone has to be nice to them. The truth is, it is a world of survival despite all the theraputic drugs and reefer you pathetic liberals continue to ingest. My family lineage against yours.

    End of story. I am for profit, for wealth, for the highest standard of living I can afford, and everyone else is a Priority 2 unless I can figure out a way that their position in life is an enabler for my Priority 1.

    Okay- so I am not serious. But the truth be known- No one is entitled to being well treated despite your own needs.

  112. Are there really 'the trolls' and 'the other'? by owidder · · Score: 1
  113. Re:"5, troll" OR "5, offtopic" OR "5, flamebait" e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +4 Redundant is the best you can claim. After that, +1 Flamebait is the next closest. You might have lost a point after hitting +5, but more likely it just got bigger with the retelling. Glad we could clear that up for you ;-)

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=84020&cid=7339143

  114. /. doesn't know what trolls and flames are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen any comments that were well reasoned arguments labeled as trolls or flamebait simply because they opinion was different than /. groupthink. Unfortunately, the karma system makes the problem worse, not better.

  115. So Wait.. by aephoenix · · Score: 1

    You mean no one's called anyone Hitler in this discussion yet? Also, 4chan!

  116. No consequence to rude online behavior by Wansu · · Score: 1



    I've often wondered how many rude online trolls would act the same way in person, particularly if confronted by a linebacker sized thug.

    --
    Wansu, th' chinese sailor
    1. Re:No consequence to rude online behavior by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Oh my gosh! I can hear your >sniff! right through the wires!

  117. No duh by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

    This is how the internet has helped dorks get dates for years. They ask girls out that would normally laugh in their face.

    --

    ---- "Excuse me. Where's the children's gun section?"

  118. Flamer summoning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Derek Smart, Derek Smart, Derek Smart.

  119. My complaint about HiggsBison by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    The following letter is inspired by a quote from Thomas Paine: "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." Instead of focusing on why biased reporting and blatant disregard for the truth are hardly limited to highly visible media outlets, I would like to remind people that HiggsBison likes to compare his protests to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. He twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. HiggsBison unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what he claims gives him the right to scrap the notion of national sovereignty. His double standards are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior. And they promote the mistaken idea that hooliganism brings one closer to nirvana.

    I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can therefore assure you that if HiggsBison were to inculcate the hermeneutics of suspicion in otherwise open-minded people, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that HiggsBison will accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses the most batty ex-cons I've ever seen with neo-biggety and uncontrollable rage. HiggsBison periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. If he thinks that he can make me cower before the emotions and accusations of others, then he's barking up the wrong tree. HiggsBison's understrappers work behind the scenes to shame my name. Now, that last statement is a bit of an oversimplification, an overgeneralization. But it is nevertheless substantially true.

    You may not understand this now, and I don't fault you for that, but HiggsBison's grievances will have consequences -- very serious consequences. And we ought to begin doing something about that. You might think that anyone who doesn't know that HiggsBison is unforgiving must be inhabiting a different world. Well, if that's the case, then I'm afraid HiggsBison's vassals must have spent the past month on Mars. Are you beginning to get the picture here? If he feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing him, then that's just too darn bad. HiggsBison's arrogance has brought this upon himself. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that the only morally sound solution is to deal summarily with polyloquent card sharks.

    In any case, perhaps you were looking for this.

  120. The troll is varied in its motives by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1
    Here's something I wrote a while back about trolls:

    That was an excellent summary. Most trolls seem to be pranksters like you, in it for a giggle. It's a pity they aren't tolerated more, I guess most people can't take a joke :p I think it is a wonderful part of the global internet culture, a streak of larrikinism and mirth that is often lacking in the 'serious business' that is the internet. Of course, they do get annoying fast... to which I got the reply:

    I troll because I hate people and enjoy making them suffer. If anything, the troll is varied in its motives Sticking trolls into a particular state of mind and pinning down their motivation is impossible, as one mans entertainment is another mans hate fueled rage. I like trolls, they are a subtle reminder that boundaries must be constantly tested and pushed back lest we fall into totalitarianism.
    1. Re:The troll is varied in its motives by Deb-fanboy · · Score: 1
      Yes I agree that

      Sticking trolls into a particular state of mind and pinning down their motivation is impossible
      there are different flavours of Trolls out there. Some are humorous and not very abusive, perhaps just pushing the opposite argument for the hell of it, or for a bit of fun, others can be nasty. I suppose that I was only thinking of the former in my post. I have experienced the nasty sort, but like you with your response to your Troll who you thought

      seem[ed] to be [a]prankster
      I actually found it a tad amusing. I would love to read a study on Trolls. Flaming I can understand, light Trolling I can understand, but the hate filled Trolls I have less insight into.
  121. Re:Oblig... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    I am a troll, so I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

    Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

    But trust me.... You don't.

    I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about.

    This is how bad info gets passed around.

    If you don't know about the topic, don't make yourself sound like you do.

    Cuz some Slashdotters believe anything they hear.

    --
    How ya like dat?
  122. I LOVE YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please to you sir reads my e mail to you'r self.

  123. Bad Science by flyneye · · Score: 1

    I've carried the"troll" branding for several years here on /.
    It's not so much that I feel no restraint due to anonymity,I'm the kiss of death to most in real life and speak my mind freely as Johnny Rotten.
    I'm the nicest guy you could hope to meet normally.
    Here's the diff: Intentionally stupid people bring out the carnivore in me.
    People who have thought no further than to promote their cause on the say-so of pop culture and scientific evidence for hire.Never a look to history,not a drop of common sense,nothing to substantiate their wild claims but their peer leaders.
    You know the ones I'm talkin about.
    From the cause du jour,to the politically self righteous,from zealous activists to the scientifically deluded,I manage to disagree with them, then their fear shows, first by attempting to discredit me w/pop factoids and the same old B.S. I was disputing,then by moderation when logic and example are impenetrable.
              I'd rather be known as a Troll who turns out right later than a moron who has the support of the rest of the herd of cattle at the moment.
    To waste time on the dynamics of online communication rather than something important to mankind is a terrible waste of not only time,but academia and tax dollars of those who actually work,contribute and expect a return on their investment in science.
    I'll save this other bucket of barbs for morons to come.

    --
    *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
  124. anonymity and mob mentality... by yulek · · Score: 1

    ...are not all that different. the reason mobs work is that you end up pretty much anonymous as well. and, if the mob is large enough, virtually free from consequence.

    it is why when i read all the seemingly innocuous comments containing anger, hate, and provocations out there it scares me. how easy it would be for these frustrated, bitter people to turn their online anger into real violence given the chance to remain anonymous.

    example: some kid on a forum i used to administer started baiting a non-white member with stupid trollish comments. within a few hours it exploded into a full white-supremacy thread and he wasn't alone with the vitriol.

    sure, most trolls are really just trying to get your goat. but the stuff that anonymity "allows" people to say doesn't come from nowhere. to me it's a sign that given the right situation, the words would turn into actions.

    that kid, probably no more than 16 years old, would let himself get swept up in a real lynching, i'm sure of it.

    --
    in this age of communication i'm just not getting through
    1. Re:anonymity and mob mentality... by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      "if the mob is large enough, virtually free from consequence."

      WTF? Perhaps you can enlighten us as to which mobs get away without consequence.

      Typically law enforcement deals with mobs >in every society on earth. Just where do large mobs get free reign?

      Are you referring to orderly parades and million man marches and county fairs?

      Do tell!

    2. Re:anonymity and mob mentality... by yulek · · Score: 1

      i am referring to the thousands and thousands who lynch blacks, burn korean stores, stone adulterous women to death, hack children's limbs off, loot disaster areas, etc.

      an individual would never do these things on their own, it is only within the mob that they find relative safety to work themselves into a frenzy, be it with the numbers and beneath the safety of the KKK's robes, or the rwandan genocidal gangs.

      yes, not everyone is free from consequence, there are arrests, there are even trials, but do you honestly believe that those who are eventually held responsible are even 1% of those who participate? therefore, as a participant in the mob you are virtually free from consequence (except perhaps that of your conscience).

      --
      in this age of communication i'm just not getting through
  125. Re:"5, troll" OR "5, offtopic" OR "5, flamebait" e by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

    You probably enjoyed it more that way. :)

  126. What does our little gamer say? by Debug0x2a · · Score: 1

    SHITCOCK!

    --
    First post = troll. Cleverly worded post designed to enrage others = flamebait.
  127. Re:"5, troll" OR "5, offtopic" OR "5, flamebait" e by eln · · Score: 1

    When I click on that link, it shows as +5, Redundant with the karma bonus modifier. So, I guess if you consider that part of the score, it's +5.

  128. Disproof of the GIFT by PsychoBrat · · Score: 1

    My university has an “integrated online learning environment” (hopelessly designed, implemented and managed) that includes forums for individual units and courses. All posts are identified by the student or staff member's full name. Many of the posters will see each other in lectures and other classes on a daily basis. All this means that there is no anonymity of any sort.

    However, many people who are significantly more reasonable in person present themselves as raging fuckwads on these forums anyway.

    This is clear proof that anonymity is not essential in generating online fuckwads. The “distance factor” is a far more reasonable explanation.

    --
    Invisible to moderators.
    1. Re:Disproof of the GIFT by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      If you apply experience and reasoning you'll come to a better understanding.

      I think social leveling comes into play much more than distance factor or anonymity.

      In a public online forum you are socially level with the others in the forum. Age and accomplishment have no bearing, other than they tend to bring skill and experience to bear (but not necessarily so).

      So, where freshmen might be intimidated by seniors and juniors when in the same classroom or at the same party, online there are no such social levels. No one is pretty, no one is rich. In that forum, the sum of you is in the words you write. Even accomplishments enumerated in your sig file have little bearing (particularly when they conflict with your online personality).

      Second, in an online text forum you can more easily overcome the inhibition brought on by the fear of public speaking. Thoughts that might normally remain skullbound become liberated in these venues.

      Finally, the inhibition of conforming to socially acceptable behavior quickly disappears with experience online, because all too soon you witness the hypocrisy of people who whine about trolls and flamers only to turn around and do the same behavior either in that forum or in another. In essence, *everyone* does it at some point, and those who say they do not are often easily proven to be liars.

  129. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by hdparm · · Score: 1

    Yes, we did.

    Not exactly when the telephone became popular - it happened when we were old enough to be left at home alone.

  130. Fists Work by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the fear of being bopped in the nose keeps otherwise obnoxious people from being overly obnoxious in public. If the worse somebody can do is flame you back, you are more willing to be verbally aggressive online. It is similar to how people, usually teens, who shout something rude at strangers from a passing car wouldn't do the same if standing 5 feet away. The same "hit and run" principle happens on the net.

  131. Microsoft Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Rules! Vote Republican! Evolution is a scam! Don't believe in Global Warming! You're all going to hell!

  132. Star Trek Solution by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Science has not yet discovered a way to transmit a punch across the Internet. Until such a time, people will continue to be rude because there are few if any consequences for their actions.

    Too bad life is not like Star Trek where you can make people's console smoke and spark.

    "My mother is a whaaaaat??? Eat photons you pencil-neck troll!" {Zap, Ftttt, Zzzeerrrp!}

    There's always goatse, but it's too wide a bullet, hitting other readers also.

  133. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by Smegloid · · Score: 1

    Please _DO NOT_ try this theory out in a Dublin pub. They _WILL_ follow through and the sting of a disproven theory will pale in comparison. I speak from the experience of being a self-confessed opinionated loudmouth when inebriated with no idea when to shut up. I'm also quite bruised.

  134. Re:That is not BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I am on the other side and I Do!

  135. Re:Oblig... by Huntr · · Score: 1

    It takes skill to get modded down in a discussion where most of the other comments are +5 Funny "Fuck You's."

    Signed,
    Your Daddy

  136. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    But people are actually rarely willing to be violent to a stranger for a trivial reason.
    You've obviously never been out for a drink on a Saturday night in any town in Britain recently.
    --
    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  137. Real names and age info remove trolls... by Larry+Sanger · · Score: 1

    That's the experience of the Citizendium project so far. No vandalism. No trolls. Very little actual abuse. Just the usual opinionated, argumentative people you find online--as on any good moderated mailing list.

  138. George Carlin, Circa 1980 by BrianRoach · · Score: 1


    George Carlin already knew this over 25 years ago.

    In one of his stand-ups he said that the amount a person was an asshole was directly related to how far they were from you.

    (Paraphrasing, as I've not heard the bit in prob 20 years)

    "If you're talking to someone about guy and the he's not around, (loud voice that anyone near can hear) That guy is a real asshole!!"
    "If he's in the same room, (Turning head to person next to you and speaking in a soft voice) See that guy over there? he's a real asshole."

    - Roach

    1. Re:George Carlin, Circa 1980 by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Carlin was into heavy drugs then, no?

      What about your asshole boss? Is he an asshole only remotely, or does he get right up in your face?

  139. hmm by GregNorc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We are operating under the basic assumption people who are assholes online are not assholes offline.

    I see rudeness everywhere, not just the internet. From the tailgater on the highway, to the woman cutting me in line at the grocery store, to the teenager on her cell phone while I try and enjoy a movie, rudeness is everywhere. People make a big deal that credit card information on the internet will be used by hundreds of crooks within minutes, but do you really think if you laid your wallet down in a crowded shopping mall anything different would happen?

    In short, this underlying belief that humanity's "asshole" bit is set to off by default just doesn't sit well with me.

  140. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    There are no repercussions for me if I tell you to go f*ck yourself or I call your mom a fat cow. In the real world, that would get you dropped faster than you can say "LOL OMG"
    That's a bit harsh - you go dissing someone and it's him that gets a punch in the nose.
    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  141. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by corbettw · · Score: 1

    But people are actually rarely willing to be violent to a stranger for a trivial reason. Obviously you don't live in Texas. "Them's fightin' words" is engraved on our state capitol.
    --
    God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
  142. Re:Fists Work--but not online. by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    Your analogy doesn't wash. You believe an online forum is like you on a sidewalk and includes the ability for teens to drive by? Not logical.

    Try this, since you favor violence:

    An online forum is a Wii boxing ring and you compete against the skill of others on screen. You can win a match or lose it, but really, no matter how hard you punch you cannot do more than win a match and score some points. There are no drive-bys, and nobody has any advantage other than the skill they bring to the ring.

    Your fists are useless in this situation.

  143. Re:Fists Work--but not online. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    since you favor violence:

    Where did I say I favor it? I am only saying it keeps most loud-mouths in check. That doesn't necessarily mean I favor it, only that it offers us an odd tradeoff. I didn't select which side of the tradeoff to favor, only pointed out the existence of the option.

    And I don't see how your Wii analogy matches up to anything discussed.

  144. Re:And then there are the people who are opinionat by dedazo · · Score: 1

    Heh. Good luck with that theory. Le me know if you're ever in or near Stuttgart during football season, and the drinks are on me.

    --
    Web2.0: I love when people Flickr my cuil and digg my boingboing until my google is reddit and I start to yahoo