Scientists Create Zombie Cockroaches
Reservoir Hill writes "Zombie insects might sound like a B-movie plot device (quicktime video) but to the emerald cockroach wasp (Ampulex compressa), they're a tried and tested way to provide food for their hungry larvae. The wasp relies on cockroaches for its grisly life cycle but unlike many venomous predators, which paralyze their victims before eating them, the wasp's sting leaves the cockroach able to walk, but unable to initiate its own movement. Researchers have discovered that the wasps sting the cockroaches once to subdue them, then administer another, more precise sting right into their victim's brain. The venom works to block a neurotransmitter called octopamine with a similar action to dopamine, which is involved in preparations to execute complex behaviors such as walking. Then the wasp grabs the cockroach's antenna and leads it back to the nest 'like a dog on a leash', says one researcher. The team found that they could restore spontaneous walking behavior in stung cockroaches by giving them a compound that reactivates octopamine receptors in the insects' central nervous system. Researchers were also able to create their own zombies by injecting unstung cockroaches with a compound that blocks the receptors producing a similar effect to that of the venom."
The title should read: Emerald Cockroach Wasps Create Zombie Cockroaches, Scientists Notice
"Scientists create Zombie Cockroaches"
Yes, and then we elect them. Wake me up when the system changes.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
I can't believe I remembered this.
Linking a 40MB quicktime movie from Slashdot somehow doesn't seem like a very smart idea...
For the wasp this looks like a very useful move. Why haul your food when it can walk for you?
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I for one, welcome our new nuclear blast surviving Zombie Cockroaches.
I hear those are what "I am Legend" is about.
Don't blame me I voted for zombie Lincoln.
Why rob people (which is a risky business when robbing men and women) when they can raise people as zombies, so they bravely volunteer themselves into servitude via taxation and voting for fixed choices. Top that off with voluntarily putting their young through zombification processes known as "free public schooling" (which isn't free but the zombies don't know that, so don't tell'em.)
" What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
In other news, large hordes of nerds are being arrested all over the planet while injecting nubile females with what appears to be insect venom. Natalie Portman in intensive care after a severe allergic reaction.
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Will Smith is not a zombie cockroach. He is a Scientologist. I may be splitting hairs here, but there is a difference.
ok. Let me see? Which are the Zombie Cockroaches, and which are the scientists? Is there are demonstrateable diffrence? Are they both vying for press? Didn't Mabel, the cow, see little diffrence betweem the Pigs and the Humans in the end of "Animal Farm"
Must favor "unreasonably huge subsidies to the Zombie Cockroaches planet."
With Hunger, Global Warming and catostrophic ozone loss affecting the lives of billions, dont you think the scientests/Zombie Cockroaches have something better to do? Hmmm?
When jocks inject large amounts of toxic liqued into women to get them to loose control over their bodies, that is just guys being guys, but when nerds do it "CALL THE COPS". For the humor impaired, alcohol is far easier to obtain in large doses then insect venom
I say enough is enough, we have to strike back. Revenge of the nerds!
Mmm, sounds like a good title for a movie, what is the number for hollywood?
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
This one freaks the shit out of me for some reason. http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=53
Well, I for one am scared shitless of our new overlords.
Nicely crafted, but couldn't you have worked "sheeple" in there somewhere?
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/04/1649211
I wish they'd just google for the old title... that would catch most of these dupes.
This reminds me of a bit of research done by the psychofarmacology department of the University of Rotterdam in the late eighties. They set out to discover if there was any substance to the reports from aid-workers and missionaries in Africa that 'zombies' were for real. Several well-documented cases existed, involving 'dead' individuals returning to their old villages, months or years after their burial, with only hazy memories of what happenend during their time away. With some help from anthropologists it was discovered that the 'zombies' were in fact poisoned with a complex witch-doctor mix of herbs and toxins, the only really important ingredient of which was a powerful neurotoxin of animal origin, which inhibited active thought and the forming of memories. The individual who was doused in this contact-poison would fall into a death-like coma soon afterwards. Then it was simply a matter of digging the body up fast and whacking it over the head a few times to get the person to wake up. If that failed (hitting the proper dosage is a bitch), the grave could be closed, no one the wiser. The 'lucky' ones woke up as addled 'zombies', with no will of their own and able to hear and obey simple instructions and could be sold as slaves. The toxin was recreated by science (without the unnecessary extra ingredients) and proved quite powerful when tested on lab-rats. The neurotoxin blocked key neural pathways, but turned out to be easily 'washed away' by a sufficiently large dose of Na+ ions, such as when the victim ingested common table-salt. Having proved that it there was a scientific truth to the zombie-myth, but finding no easy synthesis of the neurotoxin nor any medical use, the research group moved on. I was given their report while in high-school by one member of the team, who thought it was funny that I was VERY interested in this voodoo-zombie story that she had mentioned to me. I should go look up that report or contact her again for further details, but perhaps someone who is more skilled in research and farmacology can just pull this out of a database for all of us?
You might do better to welcome your new emerald wasp overlords. If you're able to do so, that is.
What a depressingly stupid machine.
But do they eat brains? I don't think so. So, technically they're not zombies.
Well, this buggers my zombie plan
If you find this amazing, check out the wikipedia article on these amazing parasites!
This should serve once and for all to dispel the myth of a benevolent creator.
Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
I remembered this, believe it or not. Almost 6 years to the day ;P Well, who's counting ;P
Any technology distinguishable from magic, is insufficiently advanced.
Nice one! Okay, two points for demonstrating that IS possible for human brains to become infected, to do the bidding of others, and reprogrammed to mindlessly spread that infection as far and wide as possible. It would have been fifty points but, y'know, spelling.
And what is this constant harping on cockroach "brains?" Their so-called "brain" is a cluster of nerve cells that runs along the ventral midline of their thoracic segment. There's three clusters of it in the "head" segment, but that doesn't control locomotion. A cockroach doesn't even need its head, except for that starving to death thing. It would have been nice if the article had been a bit more clear on where this precise injection occurs. In the head? That might blind them, but probably wouldn't rob them of "free will" (as much as a cockroach can be said to have free will). Even more impressive might be that the wasp knows in which segment of the neural ganglia to inject them in order to control their actions.
Pavlov. Does this name ring a bell?
I read the title as "Scientologists create zombie cockroaches" and actually caught myself thinking, "Yeah, they've been working up to this for a while now."
Surely this opens up a whole new area of cockroach racing with wasp jockeys?