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Firefly Lives - New Comics in 2008

gambit3 writes "'Serenity: Better Days' will be released as a 3 part comic in early 2008. The series is a step back in time to the early years of the Firefly crew, and the fledgling gang's turbulent attempts to cope with success after they pull off their first successful heist. It features the same creative team as Those Left Behind, with the story by Joss Whedon and Brett Matthews, art by Will Conrad, and Adam Hughes providing all three covers this time." Ironic, considering today's brand-new poll.

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  1. Irony ? Coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Please stop misusing "ironic."

    A coincidence is not ironic. An airplane pilot who's afraid of heights is ironic.

    1. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is "ironic" because the comic book form received 0% of the vote in that poll, yet it's the only one we get.

    2. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by mauthbaux · · Score: 1

      A comment from the poll in question is likely what caused this story to be posted anyway.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=383149&cid=21618577
        So we can't really call it a coincidence either.

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    3. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an airplane pilot who's afraid of heights. Nice to be used as an example!

    4. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1
      It is "ironic" because the comic book form received 0% of the vote in that poll, yet it's the only one we get.

      So we can use a poll to alter the accuracy of the article text? This is a million times better than tagging! I support development of this reality-by-consensus feature until we get to the point where we can poll the MPAA and RIAA into oblivion. (Unfortunately, knowing Slashdotters, we'd probably just unwittingly fuse them into the CowboyNeal Association of America.)

    5. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I believe this Firefly comic is a PERFECT example of the permanent parabasis of the allegory of tropes, thank you very much!

    6. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      Ironic has many definitions, & many forms. Take that, Bender.

    7. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by Torodung · · Score: 1

      Ruh roh. Someone in the marketing department failed their saving throw vs. "geek."

      Dead last in the highly accurate and scientific poll. Wow.

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    8. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by PolarBearFire · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're so true! It's totally about that thing you said! //I don't get it, I've nothing to do so I checked out the link, I can't even figure out what they're trying to sell. ??

    9. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      from the link:

      "I suggested above that we might think of the ball in the soccer metaphor as a quasi-technology, as that site where multitudinous forces are catalyzed and converge. Neither subject nor object in the traditional sense, the ball acts much like language when we are sensitive to the ethico-rhetorical dimensions of linguistic performance."

      Hey man, can I buy some of your drugs?

    10. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by MoriaOrc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say it's more likely a "better anything then nothing at all" scenario. Movies and TV shows are pretty high budget, especially TV shows with a lot of fancy special effects like Firefly. Comic books are relatively cheap, and they've done a few comics in the past so it probably wasn't to hard to get the rights to do more.

      On a lighter note, I wouldn't say dead last. It's a pretty heated race for 2nd from the bottom between "Video Game" and "Comic Book."

    11. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by 3.14159265 · · Score: 1

      what a coincidence :)

    12. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      Look at the results of the poll. In this case it is ironic. The poll shows (at least at the moment) that the community has overwhelmingly voted against a comic as the preferred vehicle of Firefly's return, and during the poll an article came up announcing the release of a comic. So it's not the coincidence that's ironic, but rather the disconnect between what's happening and what people seem to want.

    13. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say dead last. It's a pretty heated race for 2nd from the bottom between "Video Game" and "Comic Book."

      Then it's doubly ironic, as there is indeed a Firefly MMORPG in the works.

    14. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by GwaihirBW · · Score: 1

      (Unfortunately, knowing Slashdotters, we'd probably just unwittingly fuse them into the CowboyNeal Association of America.)

      How is this unfortunate? I, for one, [would] welcome our, uh, assimilated(?) possibly-robotic overlord!

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    15. Re:Irony ? Coincidence by meimeiriver · · Score: 1

      Well, if wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.

  2. Blah by cephalien · · Score: 2, Funny

    I seem to be the minority, but I didn't find this series particularly engaging. In that context, I'm not surprised that they decided to go with a format that certainly costs less than a movie or a series, yet will still bring diehard fans in to buy it.

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    1. Re:Blah by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 0

      I don't think this is a matter of them deciding to go with comic books over anything else, but rather a matter of not being able to pay for anything else.

    2. Re:Blah by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not surprised that they decided to go with a format that certainly costs less than a movie or a series, yet will still bring diehard fans in to buy it.
      Indeed if it fails they are not out much except the respect of many of their fans. What concerns me is that the only thing worse than no Firefly series is a badly re-animated Firefly series.
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    3. Re:Blah by Telvin_3d · · Score: 1

      I have to second the motion. There is something to be said for letting something go out with a bang. It had it's run, and while we might have wished it was longer, it is done. Dragging it on has nowhere to go but down.

    4. Re:Blah by stonedcat · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'll be sure to pirate my copy to show them how much their choice to save money pisses me off.

      Firefly RIP.

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    5. Re:Blah by double-oh+three · · Score: 1

      It's not like Whedon's a spring chicken when it comes to storytelling. And it only went for 13 episodes (and a movie) out of a few planned seasons, so there are obviously still stories to tell.

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    6. Re:Blah by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      If it's anything like the ones already produced, this should rock.

      The last ones told a good story, and bridged the gap between the series and the movie. The way the characters were different in the movie actually made sense.

    7. Re:Blah by module0000 · · Score: 1

      I suggest Kenny G to engage your enthusiasm.

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    8. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30% Funny
      40% Troll
      30% Interesting

      a note to mods: modding something "troll", "flamebait" or "overrated" because you disagree is abuse.

    9. Re:Blah by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Except for Serenity pretty much slamming the door on future stories.

      The comic book series is going back in time, just like Star Trek did. I probably won't read them, not really into comic books. I'll have my kid tell me how it went.

      And for the record, I own the DVDs for both the Firefly series and Serenity.

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  3. New Poll... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    An electric bugaloo... is that like a cattle pod with more interesting options?

    1. Re:New Poll... by powerpants · · Score: 1

      No, it's a magic dance move, and it's the only shot we have to save the community center.

  4. Better Days by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wish with all my heart they had made "Better Days" as a movie and "Serenity" as the comic. Firefly was the very best SF show ever on TV. To have short-circuited its comeback as they did with making the movie so very harsh was IMHO a wasted chance at a relaunch. Fot those of you that haven't yet gotten what all of the fuss is about, hey, Christmas is coming, get the DVD as a present to someone else and give it one more try. Firefly is the American Western mythos of the past presented in a Space-Age future. We need to remember the vibes it resonates on now more than ever.

    1. Re:Better Days by BlueF · · Score: 1
      Couldn't agree more!

      Firefly was the very best SF show ever on TV Serenity was such a huge disappointment after watching the show... Even more so considering that was the last we'll likely ever see in series/movie format.
    2. Re:Better Days by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      Amen.

      Like the Star Wars prequels, Serenity was so bad that it retroactively ruined the original series for me. The character of River, for example, lost all her charm. I can't watch the TV shows anymore.

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  5. C....rap Get the zombie show gun ready. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always much harder to kill a zombie show. If that stupid show had just stayed on the air for a good 2-3 seasons, it would have been over. but No they had to kill it before it even started. They were just asking for the zomibification. bastards!

    1. Re:C....rap Get the zombie show gun ready. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRRAAAIINNNSS

  6. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Macrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You only caught it on TV, right? When some episodes were dropped and played out of order? Go rent the series and watch it for real. I think you'll be surprised at what you missed.

  7. Meh! by solios · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I liked Buffy, I loved Firefly. I like comics. I make comics (okay not for a living thank gawd but that's not the point). The Buffy comics, in my opinion, are nowhere nearly as good as the series was. Could be pacing, could be the layouts (they don't help), could be the fact that one issue of the comic seems to cover a bizzaro combination of a quarter of an episode and half a season. Whatever it is, it's lacking.

    So, meh. I don't want an artist's attempt at facsimiles of Mal and Jayne - I want more Nathan Fillion and Adam Baldwin. With shows like BTVS and Firefly, my enjoyment doesn't come from the script. The script is corn. My enjoyment comes from the actor's execution of that script. In comics, you don't have an actor giving a performance - you have a penciller (and then an inker, then a colorist) executing their impression of what they think the writer is trying to convey.

    I hobby in comics, I've done bit parts in short films and web serials, I've made my own shorts - a great - or even a good - actor can make a passable pulp script a cult phenomenon. Anthony Stewart Head and Nathan Fillion are great examples of this. You cut down the creative team (as opposed to scale UP the creative team), and something gets lost in the process.

    It's one thing to turn a comic book into a TV series or a movie - going the other way has always felt like a giant step backwards - not only do you lose the acting, you lose the cinematography and the editing, And even if all of that wasn't an issue, there's the fact that individual comic issues are as saturated with ads as a nuclear reaction chamber is with radiation - and with comics, the shift in visual style between comic content and ad content is even more jarring than it is with television ads or movie previews.

    So, it might be good but as far as I'm concerned it won't actually be Firefly. If I'm lucky it'll be available in trade paperback by the time I'm finished with my reading list of comics that only exist as comics (currently plugging through The Invisibles as the spare change permits).

    1. Re:Meh! by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      The Buffy comics, in my opinion, are nowhere nearly as good as the series was. Could be pacing, could be the layouts (they don't help), could be the fact that one issue of the comic seems to cover a bizzaro combination of a quarter of an episode and half a season. Whatever it is, it's lacking.
      Completely agree. I described them -- to a comic book store owner, as I was purchasing Angel: After The Fall -- as reading like bad fan fiction. He seemed to agree. I'm terribly disappointed that these are the official comics that Joss wrote. The Warren thing alone is an absurd, impossible rewriting of history, vastly alters Willow's actions at the end of Season 6, and is bizarrely out-of-character for Amy.

      P.S. The Angel comic was funny, but otherwise not much better than Buffy Season 8.
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    2. Re:Meh! by Nar+Matteru · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well yeah, but moreso because people tend to fall in love with something the first way they experience it and less because of the acting (at least imo anyways) The acting and music does play a big part though. But this nonsense of people predicting its horribleness and claiming he's "taking the easy road" is just that, nonsense. And... I thoroughly enjoyed Those Left behind. True, it wasn't as good as the show, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Saying that something is horrible and planning to pirate it just to steal money as revenge of them "being cheap" is a very stupid thing to do, especially before its come out.

    3. Re:Meh! by freeweed · · Score: 5, Interesting

      a great - or even a good - actor can make a passable pulp script a cult phenomenon. Anthony Stewart Head and Nathan Fillion are great examples of this

      Man, I wish I could mod you +1000.

      Sorry folks. I love Joss. Seriously love pretty much all the man has ever done. But without his cast, his work isn't 1% as good. Joss writes good. With the right actors he writes GREAT. Every comic I've read based on Whedon work has seemed like a sad attempt to cash in on a hot franchise.

      Then again, I'm not into the 250 Star Wars Universe novels released every year, even though I love the movies. So take what I say with a mountain of salt. I'll hand in my Comic Book Guy badge now :)

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    4. Re:Meh! by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I half agree with you; the Angel comic is just as you described, bad fanfic. It also is cursed with terrible art. I don't know if I'm going to pick up any more issues. If I do, it will be just to keep my kids happy.

      But I think the Buffy comic, particularly the last arc with Faith, is excellent in all the ways the Angel comic isn't. It really captures the feel of the show for me.

    5. Re:Meh! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm pretty anti grammar Nazi ( and anti hyphen, but thats another diatribe), but it does warm my heart when fans say things like "Joss writes good." The Freudian slip of grammar in that statement is unbelievably awesome. I couldn't have said it gooder myself.

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    6. Re:Meh! by Karrde45 · · Score: 1

      There's something to be said about a writer/producer being good at picking talent. It's true that bad actors could have ruined the series, but Joss probably deserves a bit of credit for casting well. Just look at the difference between Star Wars episodes 4-6 and 1-3. Same writer, but one series was great and the other was trash, in large part (in my mind at least) due to the casting.

    7. Re:Meh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You're missing a lot with the existing comic. I bought the hard cover which had more art and the forward written by Fillion. Not only was a it a good story that did help bridge the gap to Serenity the movie, but they preserved much of the feeling those actors gave onscreen, the aura of their characters. I've never watched Buffy, never read those comics, I don't know how good or bad they are, but if you liked the Firefly series and the movie, you're really doing yourself a disservice by not picking up the trade paper back comic (the softcover is around 8 bucks).

    8. Re:Meh! by GwaihirBW · · Score: 1

      Er, another important bit is that in between, he went bat$#!7 insane.
      http://www.hanshootsfirst.org/
      Need I say more?

      It is true that both Anakins were atrocious . . . however, recall that Lucas really liked them! If his taste changed that much, his writing could have too! (Granted, he's never been good at dialogue . . . another major reason the originals were better is that Lucas got some help for Ep. V & VI - Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Brackett. As part of the new insanity for 1-3, he backed away from that wise decision, writing his 'pure vision' without any meddling interference from anyone who could have rescued us.)

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  8. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by ghostunit · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm of the same opinion as the gpp and did watch the entire series and the movie (I was sorta bored).

    My theory is that most fans just really like Whedon's characters, cliches and style of dialogue. If you don't know what that is, you can see it repeated exactly in Angel, Buffy and Alien:Resurrection. Examples: no one can say anything straight, it's all got to be "witty". Martial arts are for some reason the greatest power in the universe. Every character is "bad" but would do all sorts of heroics to save a kitten (while cursing reluctantly of course... because they are bad!!), etc.

    Basically, there's nothing particularly wrong with Firefly. It just lacks any sort of brilliance. The series ends up coalescing into a bland, insipid whole.

  9. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by samkass · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was only 1 episode out of order, and I happen to think The Train Job made a better first episode than episode 1. The "dropped" episodes weren't dropped from the middle of anything... they're the ones that never aired because the show was canceled.

    I agree-- buy the DVDs. Best DVD set evar, and great commentary (I love that they brought the costume designer in for a couple of them). But still, don't oversell its presentation of the storyline. It's pretty much the same as you saw on TV (right down to the resolution, since FOX didn't do full HD back then, only widescreen 480p), with a couple extra episodes.

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  10. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Nasarius · · Score: 1

    I don't know. I loved most of Buffy and Angel, and I was completely bored by Firefly.

    But I am also a big fan of the Aaron Sorkin years of West Wing, so I guess that fits into your witty dialog theory.

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  11. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Weird, I'm not much of one for Buffy and think I watched one episode of Angel, but I loved Firefly.

  12. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by RicoX9 · · Score: 1

    Funny - I loved Firefly. Started watching Angel and bought the entire series, loved it. Went back to Buffy, bought the first 3 seasons, got bored mid-season 3 and quit watching. I would catch Buffy every once in a while when it was on the air, but it didn't catch my attention then either.

  13. Jumping the shark by Itninja · · Score: 1

    I loved FF as much as the next sci-fi fan. I watched the entire series several times. But, IMO, prequels are the last vestige of the marketing department. That one last chance to generate some revenue. Just let it go guys so I can grieve and get some closure.

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    1. Re:Jumping the shark by Darfeld · · Score: 1

      That's why every stories should begin at the beginning : so that no one can possibly be tempted to make prequels...

      But unfortunately, I don't think even the bible is prequel-proof.

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    2. Re:Jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved FF as much as the next sci-fi fan. I watched the entire series several times. But, IMO, prequels are the last vestige of the marketing department. That one last chance to generate some revenue. Just let it go guys so I can grieve and get some closure. I actually see this as a good sign (the comics being prequels). I have no interest whatsoever in the Firefly comics or prequels. I'm only interested in Firefly sequels in television or movie form. Therefore, I think it's great that they're lumping the two lame ideas together. If the new comics continued the story where the movie left off, I think that would ruin any future Firefly television episodes or movies.

      Of course, I'm probably pretty pathetic for keeping my hopes up.

    3. Re:Jumping the shark by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      John Milton: Paradise Lost.

      For a prequel, it's not bad! :D

    4. Re:Jumping the shark by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I would call that for a fan fic piece. lol

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  14. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Parafilmus · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was only 1 episode out of order... Actually, several episodes were shown out of order. FOX aired them in this sequence: 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 4, 5, 9, 10, 14, 1

    (Wikipedia provides the air dates here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Firefly_episodes)

    By putting episodes in the right order, the DVD set improved things considerably.

  15. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by unsigned+integer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Also, the director commentary (Joss) for many of the episodes is great to listen to. I enjoyed 'Objects in Space' *more* after watching some of the hows and whys coming from Joss as the episode played along. It was really quite engaging.

    You can see the basis for the long opening continuous shot in 'Serenity' at the end of this episode - something you don't /appreciate/ until you realize there were no cuts, no different cameras ... all one take. It was so subtle and well done that I hadn't realized what Joss was doing (had done) until he mentioned it in the commentary.

    Firefly, canceled before finishing a full season. Does that seem right to you?

  16. Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Firefly was the very best SF show ever on TV.

    Reading this, it was obvious to me that you've never seen Babylon 5 or Blake's 7. But then I began to wonder. Even the original Startrek was better than Firefly, which isn't really SF at all, just a cowboy series plus a spaceship.

    Perhaps I'm being unfair. Maybe you've seen Startrek Voyager, and are comparing it with that, in which case we just have a difference of taste concerning which reasonable people may disagree.

    1. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Reading this, it was obvious to me that you've never seen Babylon 5 or Blake's 7. But then I began to wonder.

      I have. I've also bought the DVDs of Blake's 7. You should, too. You'll find an interview with Paul Darrow, I think somewhere in the Series 4 discs, which is rather fascinating. He's specifically asked about the attempted resurrections of the series, and he replies that it has already been done and it was done much better than "they" could have done it, in the form of Firefly.

      Even the original Startrek was better than Firefly, which isn't really SF at all, just a cowboy series plus a spaceship.

      You're not being unfair, as much as you are ignoring some basic facts. The original Star Trek was little more than a western set in space. Hell, Roddenberry even sold it as such. "Wagon Train to the Stars" sound at all familiar?
    2. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 1

      B5, Blake's 7 - none of them comes close to the level of existentialism Firefly displayed in under a dozen eps. Firefly was just about the shortest run of a SF series EVER. It's not fair AT ALL to compare Firefly to a series like ST or B5 or B7 that went on for years or in the case of ST, for decades. Firefly existed for under 90 days in late 2002 and was broadcast out of order, etc etc etc. It shone like a Type 1a supernova - bright and fast. I just about die when I think of what Firefly could have become with seven seasons or 35 years. Go back and look at JUST THE FIRST ELEVEN EPS of each of those series and then tell me they were better than Firefly....you can't.

    3. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      For a real challenge, try to think of a scifi show that is worse than firefly. All I'm coming up with is the current bionic woman series.

    4. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      You know what Firefly is? It's Luc Besson through the eyes of Joss Whedon, ten years after Luc did it. It's an amalgamation of all Luc's characters, thrown in a western and set in space. With added bonus of the pantywaist male bitch (the extra sensitive doctor) that Joss can't seem to avoid writing in. Probably to represent himself, based on interviews he's given.

      It wasn't even sci fi. It just had a sci fi setting. It would have been exactly the same show set in 1800s Oklahoma, and I still would have been bored watching it.

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    5. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This challenge is like naming an NFL team worse than the Patriots. Or an actor taller than Herve Villechaize. Or a woman more sexy than Linda Hunt.

    6. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Even worse than the 'new' Bionic Woman is the 'new & improved' Flash Gordon.

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    7. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      What Roddenberry sold it to the studios as and what it really was are two different things. Please, show me a Western that allegorically commented on the civil rights movement, the Vietnam War, and the Cold War. Show me a 1960's Western where respect for the diversity of all different cultures is an important theme. Westerns were very popular on 1960's television and the only way to sell a science fiction show was to sell it as a western, even when it was nothing of the kind. Roddenberry was in the business prior to Star Trek and knew damn well that television executives, then and now, are idiots.

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    8. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      60s westerns were just remakes of Japanese films, which were just remakes of kabuki anyways. Stop being so dramatic!

    9. Re:Is Firefly the only SF show you've seen on TV? by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Farscape. That was a puppet show not a scifi. CSI. It is obviously faking or making up science, and is boring to boot. Or try Numb3rs. Yeah I know they are supposed to be crime shows, but they portend to use/be accurate wrt scientific methods. They contain more fictional science than Firefly. I hear you with the bionic woman, it is crap.

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  17. comics already exist... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Informative

    Um, if you weren't aware, there was a firefly comic book already released years ago after the show but before the movie, that dealt with the timeline between the two.

    The characters were drawn as the actors, and it was very well done, with a forward by Nathan Fillion.

    Obviously not as good as the return of the show, but so long as the series makes profit off the air there is a chance it will return in some form or fashion.

    Check it out

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    1. Re:comics already exist... by TriggerFin · · Score: 1

      I've never been interested in Buffy books, Angel books, Star Trek books, Star Wars books, or any such thing.

      I don't know if that's because it just isn't the actors, or because I was traumatized at a young age by Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

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  18. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

    >Firefly, canceled before finishing a full season. Does that seem right to you? Best comment evar!

  19. Christina Hendricks on AMC's Mad Men by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 3, Informative


    Most slashdotters are probably aware that Morena Baccarin showed up on Stargate SG1, and that Jewel Staite is the new doctor on Stargate Atlantis, and some might even be aware that Summer Glau did a stint on CBS's The Unit, but the one who really caught my eye was Christina Hendricks, as the ne'er do well called "Saffron":

    http://www.entil2001.com/series/firefly/season1dvd/ff1-6p2.jpg

    So if you liked her work on Firefly, then you might be interested to learn that she's now got a gig as "Joan Holloway", the head of the secretarial pool, on AMC's "Mad Men":

    http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/31/joan.jpg


    Let's just say that she's everything you remember from Firefly and then some.

    Hubba. Hubba.

    1. Re:Christina Hendricks on AMC's Mad Men by MojoStan · · Score: 1

      and some might even be aware that Summer Glau did a stint on CBS's The Unit, True story:

      Last week I had the television turned on to Fox (I think NFL football) and wasn't paying attention to the commercials. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed Summer Glau (speaking in a "not quite right" way) in a promo for a new Fox science fiction-y type show. My hopes shot up through the two apartments above mine.

      Could it be true? Is Fox bringing back Firefl...

      It turned out to be a promo for Fox's new show Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles . Glau plays a Terminator sent back in time to protect John. That's why she talks "not quite right."

      It's a good thing I didn't have a gun in my hand because I think I would have shot my television Elvis-style.

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    2. Re:Christina Hendricks on AMC's Mad Men by GwaihirBW · · Score: 1

      I did virtually the same thing . . . In what has to be their first intelligent move, Fox must have been targeting Firefly fans - it was just too perfect. Of course, it is consistently evil to do so only to dash our fragile and easily-raised hopes. :-(

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  20. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by crashfrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, count me another one who never saw the series until the DVD, saw them in order, whatever. I found it hackneyed and corny. Space-guns that make laser sounds, but look exactly like period Western firearms? Every space hooker has a heart of gold, particularly if they work at the Heart of Gold in an episode called "Heart of Gold"? And what the hell was with that assassin dude in the last episode? ("Am I a lion"? What? I was as confused as the doctor guy. Who the hell wrote that shit?)

    Space/western fusion could be cool, and is, but Whedon seemed to only combine the parts of space opera and westerns that were lame and didn't make any sense outside of their genre. And also - yes, we've all seen Gina Davis in "The Long Kiss Goodnight" and watched "Dark Angel." We know that crazy amnesiac chicks who escape from government facilities have always been trained as assassins. Was there anybody in the entire world who didn't guess everything about River's back story after the second episode? That person is an idiot, if so.

    Hackneyed, predictable, cliched, generic. There was nothing about Firefly that ever deserved its praise, which is why it had one season and BSG's coming back for a fourth. Cowboy Bebop is still the best space western show out there.

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  21. Kaylee agrees with Bender by MojoStan · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can't be the only shmuck who thought about Bender after watching Kaylee's disagreement with Simon:
    1. Simon: Fun? Right. I, uh-- I consider this fun. It's fun being forced to the ass end of the galaxy... to get to live on a piece of luh-suh wreck... and eat molded protein, and be bullied around by our... [Speaking Chinese] of a captain. That's fun.
      Kaylee: Luh-suh?
      Simon: Sorry?
      Kaylee: Serenity ain't luh-suh.
      Simon: No, I.. I didn't mean...
      Kaylee: Yeah, you did. You meant everything you just said.
      Simon: Well, no. Uh, actually I was being ironic... so in-in the strictest sense...
      Kaylee: You were being mean... is what. And if that's what you think of this life... then you can't think much of them that choose it... can you?

    2. [After Bender trades his crotchplate to the Robot Devil for a huge airhorn in his nose slot, he blasts Leela's ears out as a joke.]
      Bender: Pretty annoying, huh Leela?
      Leela: (shouting) What? Are you talking? Oh God I'm deaf!
      Bender: Oops. I'm so so sorry Leela. I just wanted to annoy you.
      Leela: (shouting) What? Oh this is horrible. I won't be able to hear Fry's opera. [She starts to cry. The Robot Devil stands at the end of the corridor watching them.] Robot Devil: Ah how delightfully ironic.
      Bender: It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this! [He blows the airhorn weakly.]
      Robot Devil: Ooh! Out of aerosol? Also ironic!
      Bender: Oh yeah? Well bite my shiny metal - [He points at where his crotchplate used to be. No ass left to bite.] (shouting) Oh nooo!
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    Where's the 'ANY' key? I see Esk, Kitarl, and Pig-Up...

  22. I really love Firefly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and I really hate comic books and "graphic novels".

    Not sure if this is a step forward or back, but it's for sure "the least we could hope for".

  23. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Fweeky · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Space-guns that make laser sounds, but look exactly like period Western firearms? They didn't make me think "laser", they made me think "guns in the future use a different mechanism to propel their bullets". *shrug*.

    Every space hooker has a heart of gold Hm? There are maybe 4 fleshed out enough to make a vague assessment; two of them are trained "Companions" and not exactly hookers, one's a double-crossing bitch and one shoots the father of her child in the face at point blank range in front of him.

    "Am I a lion"? What? He's a nutcase. Like many nutcases he probably has some sort of auditory processing or sensory integration disorder (which would explain much of his other odd behavior). He mishears Simon and thus a non sequitur is born when he repeats what he thought he heard back. This isn't uncommon in real life.

    Interesting characters like this was the entire point of Firefly for me. If you wanted a western, I can perhaps see why you were disappointed; I've never liked westerns.
  24. SImilarity to cowboy bebop series. by pheldens · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's a little pointed out fact that The Firefly series is almost a 1 on 1 copy of Cowboy Bebop. Whedon gets too much credit for his work in some circles. I find Firefly and Serenity still entertaining though.

    1. Re:SImilarity to cowboy bebop series. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a little pointed out fact that The Firefly series is almost a 1 on 1 copy of Cowboy Bebop.

      Little pointed out because it's also completely wrong. Firefly borrows from lots of things; Cowboy Bebop is one.

      I'll accept it's in the same genre (subgenre?) as Bebop, but, for example, where'd Inara come from? I know Jayne was inspired by a character from Alien, for instance. And the box River was in? Taken straight out of the first episode of Outlaw Star.

      What sets Firefly apart isn't that it's revolutionary at all, but that it's so well done.

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    2. Re:SImilarity to cowboy bebop series. by pheldens · · Score: 1

      all the characters are copies of bebop, try watching bebop after you watched firefly! even the hunter at the end, and the color of his jumpsuit are stolen.

  25. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is a "laser sound"? And I serious doubt that *you* knew River's back story by the second episode. I think that *you* are the idiot.

  26. How about a traditional novel? by no_pets · · Score: 1

    I mean, c'mon, every other fan favorite TV series has had a line of traditional novels. When will there be a Firefly series??

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    1. Re:How about a traditional novel? by GwaihirBW · · Score: 1

      Be careful for what you wish! Most of the TV-series-inspired novels of which I can think have been terrible . . . although if Whedon was given veto power, I'd trust him, I guess.

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  27. Re:END MODERATOR ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this is just responding to trolling spam (what do you do that warrants having NO life?) but the moderation system at /. is one of the most effective on the internet, with the sole exception that things labeled as offtopic or troll are never fully removed. Keep complaining dude, but you are really preaching to the choir.
    You might want to try something productive, like a REAL hobby...

  28. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Space/western fusion could be cool, and is, ...

    No. It isnt, never was and never will be. It is utterly ridiculous bullshit. Being assimilated by the Borg would be a better concept for future than cowboys in space. 'One cant eat as as much as it makes you want to vomit' or something like that...

    >There was nothing about Firefly that ever deserved its praise,

    Agreed.

  29. Hendricks getting work on "Life" too by leftie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hendricks has also done a couple episodes of NBC's new show Life. She's playing Damian Lewis' soon to be trophy wife stepmom.

  30. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Stefanwulf · · Score: 1

    "Am I a lion"?
    I'll grant you many of the episodes were really corny, and some were poorly done, but honestly I found "Objects in Space" to be one of the most well-written pieces of television I'd seen in years. Jubal made a fantastic counterpoint to River in that show, which itself was an exploration of the way in which we bring meaning to ourselves and the people and things we interact with -- as well as the ways in which that existentialism can be twisted when applied towards an end. The bounty hunter, in his attempts to purge meaning from his own life as a way of abdicating responsibility for his actions, ends up more accurately than most characters mirroring his own desires in the way he interprets the world around him. The idea of being a lion fits with his desire to put a sheen of honor over the killing he enjoys, and so that desire determines the meaning with which he imbues Simon's words.
  31. Re:END MODERATOR ABUSE by pilbender · · Score: 1

    Taco Meat,
          You're going to continue to be modded down by posting the same thing over and over. I know this account was not intended to be a trolling account for you. I remember your early posts. You ended up being modded down for a couple of benign posts a while back, I don't even remember them now. We *ALL* have had problems with moderation at some point and I'm no exception.
          I even had negative karma for a while. It happens to the best of us. I also don't rely on moderation when I'm reading Slashdot, I use friends and friends of friends to change moderation ratings. I watch for people I like to hear. I "foe" people I get sick of reading. It really works well and I don't rely on others to determine what I'm going to read. What I've done really cuts down on the noise. I may like a person, but if they post too much noise I remove them from by friends list because my purpose here is to learn and gain insight efficiently.
          Once you've spent some time tweaking Slashdot, it really can be a nice forum with good information and good comments to read. The trick is to learn how to filter effectively. Personally I set friends to +6, I set friends of friends to +3 and I set my threshold to 4. I always see what friends have to say and I see what friends of friends have to say if they have good karma.
          Karma doesn't matter at that point. Slashdot then becomes a utility for learning. Who cares if you're popular or not. With what I'm doing it becomes more serious and enjoyable because I don't see all the noise makers, teenagers, trolls, karma whores and popularity mongers. I forget they even exist.
          Just some thoughts for you. Stop worrying about it and move on. Use the tools here to make it useful. Only post when you have something to say and karma (if you're still concerned about it) will take care of itself.

    Good luck!

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  32. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    Space/western fusion could be cool, and is, ...

    No. It isnt, never was and never will be. It is utterly ridiculous bullshit. Being assimilated by the Borg would be a better concept for future than cowboys in space. 'One cant eat as as much as it makes you want to vomit' or something like that...

    Funny you should mention that. Gene Roddenberry pitched Star Trek to Desilu & NBC by basically calling it 'Wagon Train in Space'. At the time, westerns were big bucks on tv.

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  33. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Martial arts are for some reason the greatest power in the universe.

    Ok, this one I take issue with. Did you not see the gunfights?

    And River is not a weapon because she's good at martial arts. She's a weapon because she can read minds, even unconsciously -- her martial arts (and gunplay, when she has a gun) are impossibly perfect.

    So the rest of your points, I could debate for quite awhile, but it's really more a matter of opinion. (Example: Everyone does not always have to say it "witty", they do because that's what real people do. Quite frequently, they say it straight: "You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me. You did it to me, Jayne.")

    But the bit about martial arts is pure bullshit.

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  34. There's actually a past. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most prequels suck, I think, because there's really no reason for them. They've run out of things to do in sequels, and they're looking for another direction to expand that universe, but it doesn't work, because it kind of ruins the originals. (Example: Star Wars. It's kind of hard to watch the originals after watching the prequels, and kind of hard to watch the prequels, period.)

    But think about it -- the first few minutes of Serenity were a prequel, after all. And there actually is a ton of story there, maybe written out, maybe not.

    Example: What did Book do before he was a Shephard, and why does the Alliance like him so much? Where else can you find out, except in a prequel or a flashback?

    How did Mal come to side with the Independents, anyhow? Why did Inara leave House Madrassa? Why was the Alliance formed?

    I'd much rather have a sequel, but unlike you, I'm not ready to kill it off. I want more Firefly, because I'm convinced the show was good enough that it wouldn't jump the shark. Think about it -- would Firefly really suck as much as Star Trek did after 7 seasons?

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    1. Re:There's actually a past. by GwaihirBW · · Score: 1

      Example: What did Book do before he was a Shephard, and why does the Alliance like him so much? Where else can you find out, except in a prequel or a flashback?

      That's the biggest mystery of the series (OK, it's as obvious that he was a hunter-killer like the guy in Serenity as it was that River was trained as a super-assassin early in Firefly . . . but there's no *solid* evidence, and it *could* be anything), and one of the things I am most dying to know more about . . . but it's also the most important one to leave mysterious, because that's where it gets its power. It was awesome to slowly realize what we can surmise during my first viewing of Serenity, though.

      Inara, though, has serious prequel potential. I'm really ticked that he had to take the cliffhanger ending from Season 1 and run it into the final movie, because that was shaping up to be an awesome ongoing issue in Season 2 . . . we can only go backwards now. :-( It was the right thing to do in the circumstances, but curse Fox for forcing his hand!

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    2. Re:There's actually a past. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      but it's also the most important one to leave mysterious, because that's where it gets its power.

      Any other show, any other writer, and you'd be right.

      But look at River. Her mystery was powerful, wasn't it? Poor, crazy little girl, what did they do to her in that hospital... slowly finding out over the series, and then, explosively, fully realized in the movie. And just as powerful, just as tragically beautiful -- her theme song in the movie is a broken, slightly out-of-tune piano.

      Ask yourself: Is River any less compelling of a character, once we know what she is?

      If Joss wanted to, he could do Book's past justice. I'm not saying I care either way -- I'll probably love the comics anyway -- but he could do it right.

      I'm really ticked that he had to take the cliffhanger ending from Season 1 and run it into the final movie, because that was shaping up to be an awesome ongoing issue in Season 2

      You should read the comics, then. Those Left Behind bridges Firefly and Serenity pretty well. If I remember, it does include Inara and Book leaving.

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  35. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    I have to say that I completely disagree- like battlestar and farscape firefly was a show that relied on atmosphere and characters rather than the good guys going after bad guys routine and did an incredible job of it- also on a more nerdly front one thing that I love is that firefly was one of the few shows that had no sound effects in space- which actually added to the atmosphere and suspense.

  36. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

    That was one of my favorite seens in the show. Those few minutes showed more about their characters than most shows display in a season.

  37. Re:END MODERATOR ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this account was not intended to be a trolling account for you. I remember your early posts. You ended up being modded down for a couple of benign posts a while back, I don't even remember them now. We *ALL* have had problems with moderation at some point and I'm no exception
    check out his post history, he's done nothing but troll this whole time. forget the mods- look at his posts- every damn one of them is offtopic or trolling. half that page is filled with pretty much the same post again and again and again.. he doesn't add anything insightful or interesting to anything he posts, it s just whining about how the mods down modded him for the 407th time for posting the same freaking post over and over again. the whole thing that started this was a post he made- lets take a look shall we?

    Good grief. Let's dissect this post: 1) misspelling of ridiculous. I don't know why, but when someone spells it rediculous, I lose respect for them. Still hooked on phonics or something? Of all the typos, that's one of the "Hey, everybody! look, I'm a moron" ones. 2) Groupthink. Not a single original thought. Hey everybody, did you know that M$ uses vaporware to dissuade competition? I'll bet you didn't! Hey, I knew a guy who read Microserfs! 3) Wrong application of said groupthink. This is not a case of vaporware. It's just some guy working for MSFT who has yet another lame idea. Those are nothing new from Redmond. 4) even your sig, "My Karma ran over your dogma."...geez, see any other interesting bumper stickers lately?
    there's not one thing in his entire post that contributes anything of value to the discussion, it's just him attacking the parent post above him. That post was THREE FREAKING WEEKS AGO AND HE IS STILL POSTING ABOUT IT. He's made so many commonts about this one post that I can't even find the rest of anything he says...

    if he's till reading this, my advice is to move on you get good and bad mods, everyone does but not all of us spend our entire free time bitching about them. we keep posting and hopefully the worse mods leave us alone.
  38. Dialogue by thatblackguy · · Score: 1

    Nice to see Firefly in the headlines again. I liked the series, got it after hearing people on slashdot continuously talking about it ;) It is something totally different for a sci fi series, not that the cowboy part of it appeals to me. It's different because it's the first (that I've seen) that bothers about the little guy, the white trash, the petty crooks and FINALLY the deal with weapons in space making sound. And there's something surreal about the way the way the ship moves, the shots of it are amazing, if you've grown up on generic Trek you'll be blown away by the way space flight is shown here. Easily it's greatest strength. The one thing that doesn't appeal to me is the occasional crappy dialogue, the chinese swear words are inspired and great, it's the english bullshit that's weird. There's no way to explain it but as "geek humor" in a bad sense. It's not intelligently obscure, it's unnecessary, sounds stupid and it just damn well derails a good moment. Luckily that sort of "You would do my honour a great honour by engaging me m'lady" crap is completely overshadowed by the good parts of the series. If they fixed that, Firefly would be perfect. Well, that and the overt renaissance fair style sex talk. And yeah, comics suck. Here's to a tv series.

  39. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by Hucko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ditto, hated Angel, meh for Buffy (girls in mini skirts is always eye-catching), but Firefly was almost British humour. I was impressed, and found the stories to be reasonably entertaining as well.

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  40. So tell me... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Who's Mal a copy of? Spike? Don't make me laugh -- I like Mal, but that's an insult... to Spike.

    How about Inara? Are you seriously going to argue that she's Faye?

    Let's try the other way... Who's Ed? Are you claiming she's River? Are you fucking serious?

    Bebop doesn't have a doctor. Firefly doesn't have a dog. Bebop doesn't have Companions. Firefly doesn't have hackers. Bebop doesn't have Jayne, and no, Jet doesn't count -- he has much more depth than Jayne, and Jayne is a lot funnier. Neither is just a giant hunk of muscle; in fact, they are about as different as two giant hunks of muscle can be.

    I'm going to stop here, because I'm now convinced you are just trolling, and that you didn't bother to read my post.

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    1. Re:So tell me... by crashfrog · · Score: 1

      Who's Mal a copy of?

      Generic Hardass Space Captain no. 225.

      How about Inara?

      Hooker w/ Heart of Gold no 3256.

      Bebop doesn't have Jayne

      Unintentionally Humorous Thug no. 123.

      Should we go on? Book is Preacher with a Mysterious Past no. 410, River is Rogue Psychic Assassin escaped from Government Program no. 60, Zoe is Tough Sassy Black Woman no. 2304, Wash is Wiseass Sidekick no. 1,000,000, and Kaylee is Sheltered Engineer no. 230. (Oh, but at least Joss came up with one unique quality - she's easy! Sure, never seen a woman portrayed that way, no. Very progressive.)

      Was there a single character on that fucking stupid show that wasn't the cheesiest, most direct rip-off of a character that was a thousand times better in its original source?

      We could spend hours debating precisely what Joss ripped off to make Firefly. The conversation about what he actually came up with himself would be a pretty fucking short one.

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      If at first I don't succeed, I quit!
  41. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by dpastern · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know...Joss has copped a bad hiding from the TV studios - he's consistently produced brilliant shows, all for nought. Lucas can provide a shitty script for any of the new Star Wars shows and they sell like hotcakes, Joss produces very well written scripts, thoughtful direction, excellent acting from his cast, on a shoestring budget and gets screwed over.

    In my eyes, Joss is the best talent in Hollywood, he just is so imaginative and doesn't conform to what Hollywood wants that this gets in the way of him becoming 'successful'.

    Dave

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    Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
  42. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by meimeiriver · · Score: 1

    Firefly is about Love. In point of fact. It's about people who do for each other, and ain't always looking for the advantage. If you can't see that, all you'll see is cowboys in space. You think that's a commentary on you?

  43. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by crashfrog · · Score: 1

    Firefly is about Love.

    Love is a timeless, universal theme. If Joss Whedon wanted to have a show about love, he could have set it in Los Angeles. If he wanted to tell a story about love than that's what he should have done, not obscured the story with bad choices that failed the genres he tried to draw upon.

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    If at first I don't succeed, I quit!
  44. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by crashfrog · · Score: 1

    What the hell is a "laser sound"?

    Pchiw! Pchiw! You've never watched sci-fi TV? Yeah, I guess if that's true, you'd think "Firefly" was pretty good.

    And I serious doubt that *you* knew River's back story by the second episode.

    Bullshit. The second the character was introduced, I turned to my wife and said "I bet she's a trained assassin escaped from a shadowy government program, probably with psychic powers or something." Hand to God that's what I said.

    And, hey, I was exactly right, because it was telegraphed from the get-go. If you didn't pick up on it you need to pay more attention when you watch TV.

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    If at first I don't succeed, I quit!
  45. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by meimeiriver · · Score: 1
    If he wanted to tell a story about love than that's what he should have done, not obscured the story with bad choices that failed the genres he tried to draw upon


    He DID tell a story about love. It's just not about sex. It's a story about a Doctor who sacrifices every earthly possession to go rescue his sister. It's about family. It's about trusting others with your life; it's about living at the corner of no and where, and yet be rich for what you have with each other. Sorry if it was burried too deep for you to notice.

  46. Re:END MODERATOR ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my starting score is -1! That means about 25 people have been so annoyed by my whining that they have seen fit to mod me down (and thus waste a mod point) despite the fact that it means nothing! -1 is the floor for scores on posts! As a moderator, you get five mod points per shot. That means that I have totally neutralized five moderators despite the fact it is TOTALLY unnecessary to downmod my posts. Do you find that as interesting as I do? If you get enough troll mods, your IP will be banned - I'm guessing that's their intention.
  47. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by crashfrog · · Score: 1

    It's a story about a Doctor who sacrifices every earthly possession to go rescue his sister.

    Again, that story could have happened anywhere. When Whedon cribbed parts of it from The Painted Veil it happened in China. And it would have been a better story without the inclusion of distractingly lame elements like laser popguns that look like peacemakers, etc.

    Look, you're a fanboy. I get it. A brownshirt- oops, excuse me, browncoat. It's not going to be possible for you to genuinely grapple with any criticism of the show because your head is too far up Joss Whedon's ass. But when you finally pull it out you'll find that there's been an awful lot of good story-telling on TV that didn't rely on a hackneyed premise and generic characters.

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    If at first I don't succeed, I quit!
  48. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by samkass · · Score: 1

    I'd agree with you except for the first episode. It's the one place I agree with FOX... the original episode 1 was too heavy-handed, slow and obvious. Episode #2 introduced a lot of the concepts in a more entertaining way, and I think developed the characters much more quickly.

    When I introduce Firefly to new folks from Episode 1, I almost feel like I have to apologize for how slow and disjoint the episode seems. Episode 2 is fun and flies along.

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  49. That was a reply... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    ...to this:

    all the characters are copies of bebop, try watching bebop after you watched firefly! even the hunter at the end, and the color of his jumpsuit are stolen.

    Never did I claim that Joss was original, or that he came up with a single original idea. And I'm sure there's some debate in that, but I think I pretty much debunked the claim that it is a "copy" of Bebop -- or that even a single character in Firefly is a "copy" of a single character in Bebop.

    In fact, if I take you at your word, comparing it to Bebop would be an insult to Bebop. (Not that I do.)

    As for the debate you seem to be so desperate to prove...

    Generic Hardass Space Captain no. 225.

    Yes, this, we've seen before.

    Hooker w/ Heart of Gold no 3256.

    Never saw it in scifi, nor have I seen the "companion" concept. (Hint: She's not just a hooker.)

    Unintentionally Humorous Thug no. 123.

    Actually, I'm fairly sure it's intentional. And he's funnier than just about any similar character I can think of.

    Book is Preacher with a Mysterious Past no. 410

    Find me 409 more, then.

    I can't think if I've ever seen that before. Person with a mysterious past, yes. Preacher with a dark past, yes. Preacher with a dark, mysterious past, most probably a special agent? Nope.

    River is Rogue Psychic Assassin escaped from Government Program no. 60

    Again, no, never saw that. Rogue assassin escaped from Govm't Program, yes, but not a psychic. And never done so well.

    Zoe is Tough Sassy Black Woman no. 2304, Wash is Wiseass Sidekick no. 1,000,000

    Not even worth responding to.

    Kaylee is Sheltered Engineer no. 230.

    Still never seen Sheltered Engineer #1-229. Engineers are generally the least sheltered in any show I've seen. Think about any of the Star Trek engineers...

    Oh, but at least Joss came up with one unique quality - she's easy!

    "Easy" is not the word you're looking for. Try "horny."

    She behaves exactly like a horny, sheltered boy would, and that hasn't been done. There are easy girls, but not easy girls who behave like easy boys.

    There's more to it, actually: Her relationship with Simon is, thus, the exact opposite of the way that kind of relationship usually goes -- Simon is the frigid, proper, upper-class prick, and Kaylee is the down-to-earth country boy^Wgirl who's the most unlikely match for him.

    Was there a single character on that fucking stupid show that wasn't the cheesiest, most direct rip-off of a character that was a thousand times better in its original source?

    I have a challenge for you: Find a single show that I can't pick to shreds in exactly the same way.

    There's no such thing as true originality -- every idea comes from somewhere. It's a shame you're so determined not to like that show.

    But let me repeat, before you forget: this is not the debate I was having. I was debating that Firefly is a direct ripoff of Cowboy Bebop, which it is not. In fact, I've never seen a direct ripoff of Cowboy Bebop. It'd be hard to do.

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  50. Re:I bet you really didn't see the series by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Weird, I'm not much of one for Buffy and think I watched one episode of Angel, but I loved Firefly.
    In other words, you are over fourteen.
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