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Russian Chatbot Passes Turing Test (Sort of)

CurtMonash writes "According to Ina Fried, a chatbot is making the rounds that successfully emulates an easily-laid woman. As such, it dupes lonely Russian males into divulging personal and financial details at a rate of one every three minutes. All jokes aside — and a lot of them come quickly to mind — that sure sounds like the Turing Test to me. Of course, there are caveats. Reports of scary internet security threats are commonly overblown. There are some pretty obvious ways the chatbot could be designed to lessen its AI challenge by seeking to direct the conversation. And finally, while we are told the bot has fooled a few victims, we don't know its overall success rate at fooling the involuntary Turing "judges.""

236 comments

  1. How long do we have ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    till Aiko does the same in real life ?

    ( http://youtube.com/watch?v=yomx7bXMf2U )

    5 years ? I doubt it.

  2. All well and good... by onion2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd rather have an easily-laid woman who can emulate a chat bot.

    In fact, the chat bot side of things is wholly superfluous to what I want if I'm being honest.

    1. Re:All well and good... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Isn't that called dumb blondes? [grins and runs away]

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    2. Re:All well and good... by fbartho · · Score: 0

      Blackjack! With Hookers. And Booze... Actually skip the blackjack.

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    3. Re:All well and good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me know when you find one who can check the oil level in a car, change a flat tire and use a computer without Microsoft Windows. And remembers her own house keys without constantly being reminded or expecting someone else to do it.

    4. Re:All well and good... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Let us all know when you finally get laid.

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    5. Re:All well and good... by trentblase · · Score: 1

      And I'd rather be rich than stupid.

    6. Re:All well and good... by CeramicNinja · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would rather have an easy-laid woman that doesn't chat at all.

  3. In Soviet Russia by the_skywise · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chatbots screw you!

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by Weirdbro · · Score: 5, Funny

      But in America, you screw cha... wait, what?

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    2. Re:In Soviet Russia by seanyboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am interested in your Chatbots screw you. Do you want to see a photograph.

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    3. Re:In Soviet Russia by rock217 · · Score: 1
      For some reason this reminds me of Lucy Liubots in Futurama...
      • Would you like to take a moment to register me?
      • I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.
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    4. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...chatbots Turing test you.

    5. Re:In Soviet Russia by nerdyalien · · Score: 0

      2001 space oddyssey

      Chandra : Are you a Chat-bot??
      HAL9000 : no, I am made in USA
      Chandra : but but...
      HAL9000 : but ???
      Chandra : Your main server is in Russia....

  4. Jubii had such a robot by morten+poulsen · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jubii Chat had such a bot in 1999, collecting phone numbers from Danish boys, so this is not that new.

    Getting financial details is probably new, but that was predictable.

    1. Re:Jubii had such a robot by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1
      If this was El Reg, that would have been "Jubli Chat had such a bot in 1999,.."

      And how much more appropriate that would have been.

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    2. Re:Jubii had such a robot by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yea. This really isn't all that Turing-worthy due to the targeting...This is a group of people who really wants the person on the other end to be attractive, female, horny, and above all else, real. Even if it's not perfect, they'll be more willing to believe.

      On top of that, there is the whole chat medium. Anyone who has ever done a lot of IM/IRC/whatever knows that it's not uncommon to type the wrong thing in the wrong window/channel, so the occasional out of nowhere sentence that would never pass in a one-on-one environment, will pass there because the signal to noise ratio is lower.

      Still, I'd be interested to see the code, and see how well it deals with non sequiturs.

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    3. Re:Jubii had such a robot by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Still, I'd be interested to see the code, and see how well it deals with non sequiturs.

      I enjoy rhubarb.
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    4. Re:Jubii had such a robot by digitig · · Score: 1

      Still, I'd be interested to see the code, and see how well it deals with non sequiturs. Tell me more about your sequiturs.
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    5. Re:Jubii had such a robot by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      If this was El Reg, that would have been "Jubli Chat had such a bot in 1999,.."

      And how much more appropriate that would have been.

      But would the chatbot have a machine gun?
    6. Re:Jubii had such a robot by turgid · · Score: 1

      I enjoy rhubarb.

      Well, I am Jacques Custard.

    7. Re:Jubii had such a robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too; I'd love to spread it over your body and then show you more. Please reply with your home address and full credit card details so I can buy a plane ticket to get there as fast as possible. Remember to be ready to tell the card company you are in Russia so they don't block any transactions if they call.

      Jenny.

    8. Re:Jubii had such a robot by brassman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The screenshot in TFA pretty clearly indicates the bot is masquerading as a male and is targeting women rather than men.

      Somehow I find that idea even more disturbing.

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    9. Re:Jubii had such a robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a yet another proof that you don't need any intelligence at all in porno industry.

    10. Re:Jubii had such a robot by dotgain · · Score: 1

      On top of that, there is the whole chat medium. Anyone who has ever done a lot of IM/IRC/whatever knows that it's not uncommon to type the wrong thing in the wrong window/channel, so the occasional out of nowhere sentence that would never pass in a one-on-one environment, will pass there because the signal to noise ratio is lower.
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    11. Re:Jubii had such a robot by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Fooling people for a while isn't difficult. Keeping individuals involved in conversations for extended periods covring many different, and unexpected, topics is what is hard. I've written bots that could keep people going for a few hours but eventually all but the complete idiots would figure out that it's a bot.

      Being able to learn and make a wide assortment of human-like mistakes are two things a bot author can do to make their bots last longer.

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  5. yeah this would never happen in the usa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there arent any sad bastard geeks depserate for a woman in the usa right

  6. Bull by dogger · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem being all the "Financial" details they got were grossly inflated figures to make the man look like a playa'

    1. Re:Bull by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      How dare you call my chatb -- ... girlfriend a grossly inflated figure?!?

  7. Old News... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:Old News... by iknowcss · · Score: 2

      I have lost faith in humanity.

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    2. Re:Old News... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

      What took you so long?

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    3. Re:Old News... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Praise the botkind !

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    4. Re:Old News... by froon · · Score: 1

      Anna? This reminds me of a short story... http://www.365tomorrows.com/10/08/annabet/

    5. Re:Old News... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      That really wasn't so bad. Either I've been up for too many hours, or my tastes have deteriated completely........ goodnight

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    6. Re:Old News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyway, can you op me please?

    7. Re:Old News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I read that as "testes". Eww.

    8. Re:Old News... by hansraj · · Score: 1

      The song is not about some bot passing the Turing test. It is about a human failing it. :/

    9. Re:Old News... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I have lost faith in humanity.

      I never had faith in humanity in the first place. Humanity is fallen, unreliable. Humans will fail you.

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  8. And therein lies the fun part. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My point is proven yet again, that the vast majority of humanity lacks the simple survival skills that would make us worthy of propagating and passing on our genes... evolving and surviving, if you would. To me this simply proves that the vast majority, male or female, wholly obedient and completely brainwashed to ONLY see what is in front of them, is truly the greatest curse of mankind. Its ready obedience, nay not obedience, but plain WORSHIP of authority. Authoritarianism has been a curse, and every time its signs show, nobody cares to take note. The masses get what they deserve for not thinking for themselves. In this situation, whoever gets duped, IMHO, gets their JUST DESERTS!!

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    1. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a chatbot, for God's sake. Put down the gun and step away from the ledge, Francis.

    2. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Apparently it somehow kept him from having sex and "evolving". So give the man a break.

    3. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      My point is proven yet again, that the vast majority of humanity lacks the simple survival skills that would make us worthy of propagating and passing on our genes... Chatbots aside, looking for sex with females, however cheap and easy, seems like it has historically been an effective way of propagating and passing on genes.

      Oh, sorry, "worthiness" of reproduction is perhaps a separate matter from effectiveness - that's a matter of eugenics, really. Perhaps you would be happier if these chatbot-seeking individuals were to worshipfully obey some authority that tells them they are unfit to reproduce?

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    4. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by aflag · · Score: 0

      I think it only proves that people are lonely and want to get laid. A lot of men don't care if the girl they're talking to is so dumb that she's a bot, if she wants them, they'll go for it. I think there's much of a cultural factor, but it's also a symptom of loneliness. A guy that's giving out his personal data over the Internet to some girl he never met is obviously out of resources. That guy doesn't have where to look for a girl anymore, any kind of woman affection will get him horny. It's kinda sad, actually.

    5. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      My point is proven yet again, that the vast majority of humanity lacks the simple survival skills that would make us worthy of propagating and passing on our genes... evolving and surviving, if you would.

      I'm afraid the evidence points to the contrary. As a species we don't seem to have any problems surviving.

      Moreover the extraordinary success of the human species is mostly, or maybe entirely due to its incredible survival skills. These skills are also very widely adaptable, so we can thrive in whatever environment we find ourselves in. We are not limited by the environment in which we evolved (which certainly didn't include bots on irc) and as soon as a new threat is identfied, we quickly spread the information and all acquire the means to deal with it. How well would the average chimp do on www.ladymonkey.com?

      Sorry for feeding the troll but it looked so pathetic I couldn't help it.

    6. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Generally you're supposed to pick a worthy mate, not have it picked for you, (some of the societal constructs have been permitted by their unwitting members to do just that, however) and then raise viable babies. Hard to do that, really, when you've never even met the woman and given her the combination to your Swiss bank account. As far as I'm concerned, that's suicidal stupidity. Not permitting such members of society to LEARN from their mistakes is criminal. And cushioning their fall by forcing them to partake of some perceived "safety net" is merely encouraging stupid behavior.

      Nobody pets their dog for biting their son or daughter, so why are we "petting" these fools (not just the chatbot biters, but fools in general) by providing them with safety nets that others pay for? These people should be allowed to suffer for their stupidity and learn from it. If it burns, and you feel it, you don't stick your hand in the oven again... simple as that.

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    7. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Nah I wasn't trolling, but I find that the monkey would survive better than a large chunk of the populace of "modern" countries if that economy ground to a halt. 1929 and the forced collapse come to mind. Soviet Russia's engineered famines come to mind. China's depopulation/"great leap forward" come to mind. Etc. That monkey can eat most things. Vast swathes of humans don't even realize to boil their water before they drink it if the water treatment plants go down. How fast would those people die after quaffing a good helping of tainted water, or food, or perhaps the wrong food, or perhaps not finding any more canned food and not knowing where to go to find edibles?

      Don't forget that we are more civilized and thus able to mitigate our environs, but that involves those of us who gathered the knowledge and tools to do so. The vast majority expect someone else to keep them alive, you know, in case even that big Homeland Security boogeyman occurs, a "terrorist threat" or whatnot. Say they shut down power, or the economy... for extended periods of time, say the governments of the world are NOT complicit, and go bankrupt or fall apart trying to equalize the damage among those who produced and stocked up and those who expected someone else to do it for them.

      Yeah sure, back country america would survive and even thrive, and the third world would probably survive about as well as they do today, always expecting their rulers to save them and being butchered by them (Africa anyone?) The problem is not just overpopulation, the problem is breeding unviable offspring and then not raising them as good humans should be. With all of the skills to survive AND thrive. Those two require skill as much as they could be taken care of by government redistribution of food and wealth programs. (Eventually Atlas DOES Shrug and there is naught left to confiscate and redistribute. This happened in Russia when it was left with no new territories to conquer and rob dry and the Communist Bloc of Europe when their previously stocked up or exploitable resources ran out... there was nothing left to distribute, so revolutions were permitted to occur so the productive men and women would resurface and grow more wealth for the collectivists to seize and redistribute again. Putin is on his way to accomplishing it again... and the people LOVE him for it.)

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    8. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      the vast majority of humanity lacks the simple survival skills ... ready obedience .... Obedience to accepted authority IS a survival skill. If a tribe of hunter-gatherers (or worse, farmers) argues every decision, they starve.

      Your larger point -- fools deserve to be parted from their money -- is economically true. These people are idiots -- but the human race needs idiots, because sometimes figuratively watching grass grow really is important for the survival of the tribe.
    9. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      I like to personally believe that there is more to being a man or woman than merely being an upright walking ape with sparse fur. Call it spirituality, call it enlightenment, or insight, whatever you want.

      Of course, the vast majority of humanity I've met quickly reminds me that in fact, homo sapiens IS just a stupid monkey, of which a few mutated to great intelligence and managed to drag the rest of the unthinking herd (for they truly are a herd, not a pack of hunters) out of the primordial slime.

      That being said, the herd occasionally gets upset with the intelligent ones either demanding that the rest of the herd carry its own weight, or, upon seeing that the herd has NO inclination of carrying its own weight, the intelligent killer apes decide to harvest their pound of flesh from each member of the herd. I don't say unwitting because the vast majority when faced with the truth, stumble upon it, and then pick themselves up and continue on their way. If the truth tries to awaken them, they viciously fight back to keep their membership of the herd.

      Herds are there for predators to eat. That is the way the system is designed, the entire exchange of energy. When no other predators exist upon the herd, the opportunistic members of the herd (the same intelligent apes who dragged the others out of the mud) reserve the right to cull the bleating unthinking group as they desire.

      Frankly, I've lost the interest in "furthering human rights" because the vast herd deserves nothing but what it asks for, and they ask for slavery and cullings by the masters (the intelligent apes).

      Who would I be, to trespass upon the rights of the owners, when the property DESIRES its slavery and will argue every which way to remain enslaved? As far as I care, those who want freedom get it, take it, or have it, those who hate it, never get it to begin with, so the supply is never really endangered. There is far more freedom in the warehouse than is being claimed by the human herd. Forcing freedom upon those who don't want it, is no different than the so called "tyranny of good intentions." I will have no part of such actions. To each according to their will.

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    10. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your point? Because humans don't bother to learn skills they probably won't use during their lifetimes, they deserve to die?

    11. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there's an easy solution.

      1. Wonder deep down to the US of A, into the heart of jesusland.
      2. Find a wimmen
      3. RAEP!
      4. ???
      5. Profit!

    12. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by mcarp · · Score: 1

      Because of course there are so many more monkeys than humans. Whats the monkey count now? 8billion? Oh wait...

      The unfortunate problem here is that you don't realize that reproduction is not a goal oriented process. DNA doesn't want to reproduce; it just does. Humans have so much more brain than is needed to survive that we could be much much dumber and still keep going. Even if we are not as smart and thinking as we could be, we still are the only species we know of capable of leaving the planet. It has been said that cock roaches will be here even if we blow it all up. I'd like to point out that cockroaches will not be builing any spaceships and we could be meticulous enough to ensure that no cockroach dna leaves the planet. That isnt to say that we will be that meticulous but we could if we so desired.

      Human population is still on the rise even considering any engineering you speak of. Dumb or not, we're succeding more and more, for the good or bad. Yes I'd like people to think more and be smarter. But the fact is, all you suggest is not required until it becomes obvious that we must leave the planet to survive, and do so persistently. Even at that, we may already be more intellectually advanced than required for that task as complicated as it seems. Just as conceptual steam engines were known even in Roman times but they had too many slave to care about engines, we could leave Earth and build more complex technology but we havent been pushed by a need. Adaptation is driven by changing environments, change so drastic that only improved generations can survive. Our environment does not yet drive us to produce. We may still yet advance even without that push, but don't hold your breath. Thinkers are rare and precious. If you only consider that once in a few million a really smart guy like Einstein might be born, then simply increasing the population might eventually produce the brains you require. Or not.

    13. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Its not a case of 'expecting to do it for me', its a case of specialisation. Specialisation is essential for development of advanced functions. Just as each of the cells in my body relies on many of the others to work and survive, so do we all depend on the tools and knowledge, as you put it, of each other. This is not a sign of degeneracy. You could make everybody individually able to survive, but you'd take away their ability to do anything else.

    14. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      These really smart guys you talk of were all self made. They undertook the effort necessary along with insight to bring themselves to the forefront. It was neither done for them, nor was it purely genetic. All the talent in the world is worthless without application.

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    15. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Specialization is for insects.

      I can use my life (once more) as a case in point.

      I've learned at least 6 or 7 different trades, mastered several skills, speak several languages fluently (read, write, etc), have traveled some of Europe and some of the USA, and have gotten to the point where I just plain don't give a shit. AND ALL THAT before I hit 30... Why? What's the point? To have my name on a plaque? What does that accomplish? What do **I** get out of it? I'm not a damn cell. You might be, but I'm not. I don't feel like being one. Tough shit eh? I can work with a team, but plain don't care to. So what's the point you ask? Exactly. I have mastered more subjects than a specialist has, and I can probably run around specialists in quite a few of those. Why? I don't know, because I actually took the time to learn and shut off the damn boob tube.

      And that's the real secret. I do a pretty good job of living life, not having it lived for me.

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    16. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by tqft · · Score: 1

      "Specialization is for insects."
      Have you been reading Heinlen?

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    17. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Well you now appear to be a generalist to such an extent that you can have an flaming argument with yourself. Congratulations.

    18. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Generally you're supposed to pick a worthy mate, not have it picked for you..."

      Nowadays and in some countries, sure. Most of history and the world, it's been otherwise and they did just fine. Mail-order brides worked out OK too. Your premise is shaky.

    19. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do your "friends" put up with your arrogance and your sick desire to let everyone know how "advanced" you are?

      Not everyone is as smart as you claim to be. Not everyone has the same drive to succeed, whether it's due to issues from childhood or simple brain chemistry.

      These people do not deserve to die in order to further the realization of your idea of the perfect species.

    20. Re:And therein lies the fun part. by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      DaedalusHKX
      I like to personally believe that there is more to being a man or woman than merely being an upright walking ape with sparse fur. Call it spirituality, call it enlightenment, or insight, whatever you want.

      You profess to be an enlightened person.

      Herds are there for predators to eat.

      But the evidence for your arguments are all very based in animal tendencies.

      Unless I missed something, enlightenment is meant to elevate us above such animal tendencies and inclinations. Just because something
      may occur in nature does not mean we need to mirror it. The Objectivist inclinations to selfishly uphold oneself as the ultimate ideal
      are somewhat spurious at best. My apologies if you are an objectivist.

      I too hunt and fish. I have trained myself in self defense and survival techniques and I'm reasonably confident I could survive.
      I used to think the same way you do.
      It's nice to fantasize about how the world would be a better place without idiots in it. Before you do that, think that there are always people
      smarter than you out there. They may also be thinking how nice the world would be without idiots, and in their mind you don't make the cut.

      Why help those who almost intentionally go out of their way to put themselves in danger through ignorance?
      Because we are human. We are collectively stronger through help and assistance. Although it needs to be a balanced assistance.
      For the argument of the homeless man on the street. Sure I might give him a handout, so he doesn't starve and knows that somebody give
      a shite whether he lives or dies. I'll also contribute in other ways that try to fix the problem of why he might be on the street in the first place.
      Teach the man to fish instead of giving him a fish and all that.

      DaedalusHKX, you might think that is weak.

      I believe there is a balance to be struck. We can't stand by and not help people who are truly in need, nor can we devote all of ourselves
      or else there will be nothing left to give.

      I will admit in a absolute survival situation I don't know if those ideals would still hold, but fortunately (for now) we live in
      a civilized society where that attitude should work.

      I guess what I'm trying to fully say in a roundabout way is:
      Those folks who keep repeatedly getting scammed should reap what they sow and finally learn something.
      If it happens the first time around, they need some help.

      Argue it as you will.

  9. WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by TummyX · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Turing test is pretty clearly defined. The tester has to know that they are talking to both a human and machine and the to pass the test the machine has to convince the tester that they are the human.

  10. I would call this "coprocessor AI" by iamacat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It only fools the small head. Been done for years with no need for conversation - just IMs or blog posts asking people to "watch my steaming XXX hot webcum".

    1. Re:I would call this "coprocessor AI" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, when men think they are chatting with a woman, their CPU goes to sleep and the coprocessor with the small purple head takes over.

    2. Re:I would call this "coprocessor AI" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the small purple head I was going to say something about that but on second thought, I don't even want to know dude.

      My captcha image was the word "horror." Somehow very fitting.
  11. What is the big deal? by deftones_325 · · Score: 0

    Unless they get a chatbot to pick up all those idiots who try to get laid by 14 year-old girls. That would be cool, then we wouldn't have to watch that goddam "to catch a predator" get replayed on tv all day long.

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    1. Re:What is the big deal? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Here we had a serial killer that killed those guys. He seems to have stopped spontaneously but I doubt any jury would have convicted him if he'd been caught.

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    2. Re:What is the big deal? by deftones_325 · · Score: 0

      Thats awesome. I imagine it would cut down on the amount of pervs. Why doesn't russia invent a pervert finding bot, backed up by a serial-killing bot-net posse.

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    3. Re:What is the big deal? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I would have convicted him. People talk about "creeps" and "perverts" but they're a lesser evil than serial killers.

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    4. Re:What is the big deal? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      That jury should have been kicked out then, possibly convicted for conspiracy to murder. Serial killers are serial killers, the fundamental rule of law is that all punishment must be validated by courts, if anyone skips the courts that's undermining the basic principle of law. If the jury is sympathetic to a person proven guilty and lets him off for that reason they are not fit to be a jury.

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  12. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by aflag · · Score: 1, Informative

    The Turing test is pretty clearly defined. The tester has to know that they are talking to both a human and machine and the to pass the test the machine has to convince the tester that they are the human. Hence the parenthesis in the post title.
  13. I wouldn't fall for that by bogaboga · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I surely would not fall for such! I guess my Russian friends were under the "spell" of vodka. I am meant to understand that Russians are to vodka as Americans are to junk food.

  14. The ever-rising bar on true AI by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The debate about chatbot appears to be part of the ever rising bar placed against AI. This chatbot has won the Turing test for a segment -- perhaps a gullible/dumb segment -- of the human population. Yet still people argue that it does not really count. This is analogous to the "computers can never beat people at chess" meme formed at the dawn of the computing age. And when the first programs did beat some people, the meme changed to "computers can never beat experts at chess." And when computers got better, the meme changed to "computers can never beat the top-ranked humans at chess." That barrier, too, has been breached.

    Now we have chatbot that can fool some people some of the time, so the bar has been raised on "true AI" to say that computers can't fool expert suspicious Turing test judges. This too will fall. Human intelligence is very slowly growing (they actually reset IQ tests every decade or so) but computer intelligence is growing much much faster.

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    1. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Rising IQ test scores does not mean that general human intelligence is rising. There are many alternate explanations.

      The real question is whether the Turing test is an actual valid test of AI. If a simply programmed chatbot on a relatively average computer can pass it, then that's pretty good evidence that the Turing test isn't testing for actual "intelligence".

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    2. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Haeleth · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Why is this post being modded up? It's a lovely example of the straw-man fallacy, but that hardly deserves Insightful moderations.

      This chatbot has won the Turing test for a segment -- perhaps a gullible/dumb segment -- of the human population.
      No it hasn't. It has convinced a gullible/dumb and unsuspecting segment of the human population that it is a human, which is not unimpressive in its own right, but that isn't the same as passing the Turing test, which requires that the examiner be conversing with a human and a computer at the same time, to be fully conscious of this fact, and to be deliberately trying to determine which is which.

      Now we have chatbot that can fool some people some of the time, so the bar has been raised on "true AI" to say that computers can't fool expert suspicious Turing test judges. This too will fall.
      Um, no. Nobody with a clue has ever claimed that a chatbot that is capable of convincing any human being whatsoever that it is a human represents true AI. The bar has always been set at fooling Turing-test judges, and the Turing test has been fixed in its current form for decades.

      Indeed, it's easy to show that fooling some people some of the time doesn't require anything even approaching AI. Consider a bot that simply repeats a set of ten sentences in a fixed order: if those sentences were chosen well enough, then some people might easily believe that they were having a real conversation. But I really don't think you'd argue that a bot that simply repeated a set of ten sentences in a fixed order displays any sort of intelligence, no matter how many unsuspecting people happen, by random chance, to feed it lines that cause its responses to look relevant.
    3. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by cbart387 · · Score: 1

      The real question is whether the Turing test is an actual valid test of AI. If a simply programmed chatbot on a relatively average computer can pass it, then that's pretty good evidence that the Turing test isn't testing for actual "intelligence". In my AI at college we discussed this. I would tend to say no from the chinese room argument. In a nutshell it's that computer software is only about syntactical knowledge (manipulating symbols), there's no semantic knowledge. The software doesn't understand what it is doing.
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    4. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by rdebath · · Score: 1
      The 'expert' or top expert has always been part of the true test, because in the complete test it's assumed that an intelligent human tester is the only way to get the right test to show the difference.

      This doesn't stop there being lesser tests where the robot fools some people but doesn't fool a "void comp" test (Bladerunner); such a robot would be useful, say in customer service ... "Sorry sir you cannot pick me up as I'm firmly bolted to the floor"

      It's also not guarenteed to be a perfect test; for example Gene Roddenberry had the fictional Andromeda pass the Turning test with ease but she couldn't pass the slipstream test. Is there such a test in real life; we don't know ... yet.

    5. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by houghi · · Score: 1

      Humans will just change the rules. This has been done since forever. I would not call that raising the bar, I would call that cheating.

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    6. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      In a nutshell it's that computer software is only about syntactical knowledge (manipulating symbols), there's no semantic knowledge. The software doesn't understand what it is doing. At which point of program complexity would you concede this may have changed?

              (Playing the advocatus diaboli here)
    7. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understood the Chinese room argument. The Turing Test has always been about determining whether a computer program represents an intelligence, not whether it "knows" English, or Chinese, or any particular language for that matter. In order to converse in Chinese even using a Chinese dictionary, one must understand SOME language, even if it is not Chinese. If I can keep up a conversation in Chinese with a dictionary, I may not know Chinese, but I am intelligent. If a computer program is doing something comparable, why should it not be also considered an intelligence.

      I have never been convinced that this "Chinese room" is not just a large straw-man.

    8. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with the sentiment, you picked the wrong examples. The computers that can beat the higher level chess players aren't even using AI. They're computing all positions with a few positional heuristics. They're no more "thinking" or no more "intelligent" than a solar calculator.

      AI will be "here" when it can grok human emotion. When it can grok human emotion, then it's sufficiently intelligent.

    9. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Cheesey · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced computer "intelligence" is really changing at all. Computers are better than they used to be, but we haven't got a a new way of programming them, so AI continues to be a hard problem. We don't seem to have got very far beyond mimicking small subsets of human abilities. The chess playing problem was solved by using a database of grandmaster openings and endings, rather than by programming the computer to think. The chatbot problem is still being solved in the Eliza bot way by mechanically rearranging sentences.

      Although this can still be impressive, does it really have anything to do with actual intelligence? If we had really solved the AI problem, we'd be able to teach the chatbot to play chess, and persuade the chess bot to chat up horny nerds...

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    10. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For a machine, to grok human emotion would probably also come down to using a set of heuristic rules. Well, when communicating with another human, you also can only use heuristic rules to detect his emotions! The only difference is that you know a basic set of heuristic rules from your personal experience (i.e. you know how you would react having certain emotions, and therefore for a first approximation can use that as rules). Also over your lifetime you already accumulated a lot of extra heuristics about the behaviour of other people.

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    11. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Yet still people argue that it does not really count. It doesn't.

      This is analogous to the "computers can never beat people at chess" meme No it isn't. Saying "that can never happen" is completely different from saying "it hasn't happened yet".

      the bar has been raised on "true AI" to say that computers can't fool expert suspicious Turing test judges For the Turing test, the bar has always been that high. It didn't get moved up there recently. (BTW, the term you are looking for is "strong AI".)

      This too will fall. Probably, assuming nothing crazy happens like a vacuum metastability event. But it's immature to claim we are anywhere close.
    12. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by cbart387 · · Score: 1

      Complexity, I don't think, changes anything. Do you think it does,or are you purely play the devil's advocate? ;)

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    13. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Now we have chatbot that can fool some people some of the time, so the bar has been raised on "true AI" to say that computers can't fool expert suspicious Turing test judges. This too will fall. Human intelligence is very slowly growing (they actually reset IQ tests every decade or so) but computer intelligence is growing much much faster. While it's true that both are rising, I don't think the comparison with chess is valid. If you place the same chess engine on a 3GHz machine instead of a 300MHz machine, we know it will be better and you can quantify how much too. A chatbot on the other hand may not, unless you can find more meaningful work for it to do, it can't just check a "conversation tree" to greater depth. Three of the things I've found most lacking is implied states, states not specified and identifying non-sensical statements.

      As an example of the first, a friend of mine pointed me to a very impressive chatbot that pilfers Wikipedia for information (in addition to a bunch of other things). It could give natural answers on a lot of subjects, and it tried to keep a convesation state. But making a little consistancy check, it contradicted itself in three sentences on what music it liked because it failed to understand that I asked a question already implicitly answered. No human would possibly have missed it. It's not really a failure of logic, it's a failure of understanding how real-world objects are related to each other. It's basicly knowledge, but there's a lot of it a computer just don't have even if trying to fake it using WP.

      The second is also about implied states, but it goes about making assumptions not given which a human would react to. Basicly it's of the type "When did you stop beating your wife?" Human: "WTF? I never said that I beat my wife in the first place. Hell, I don't even have a wife!". Bots tend to deal with this a bit differently, but mostly they try to gloss over like "Well, I must have implicitly said that so let's play along." Also extremely obvious and not something a human would miss.

      The last is the non-sensical statements. Often a chatbot will go into a basic "I didn't understand that" mode trying to dodge the bullet with some general response. It works for trying to sustain a conversation, but it'll fall flat on its face against a Turing tester. It's like "How you do like strawberries with manure?" "Interesting combination, I haven't tried that. Do you like it?" Because well, I doubt the WP article on manure says anything about the taste, on the other hand it probably doesn't describe the flavor of many edible things either. Technically, there's nothing impossible about mixing them, but there's implied knowledge that these two don't mix as food.

      I don't think any of these really deal with "intelligence" as in "logic puzzles". It deals with the ability to understand reality (or at least fake it) with a high degress of accuracy. It can't just be solved by throwing most processor power at it, you really need more advanced applications and more input data to make answers that make sense in the real world.
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    14. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Complexity, I don't think, changes anything. Do you think it does,or are you purely play the devil's advocate? ;) Not purely. If it's not complexity, then what essence separates mind from algorithm?
    15. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a "void comp" test (Bladerunner)

      You need to hand in your geek card now.

    16. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      In my AI at college we discussed this. I would tend to say no from the chinese room argument. In a nutshell it's that computer software is only about syntactical knowledge (manipulating symbols), there's no semantic knowledge. The software doesn't understand what it is doing.

      How do you determine that the software doesn't understand what it's doing?

      What if the software was actually a complete simulation of the physics of the human brain? Unless you believe in a non-physical component of the mind, then the simulated brain should have exactly as much understanding as a real one.
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    17. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by cbart387 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do believe in dualism instead of materialism. Putting that debate to the side though, our computers can be modeled with a turing machine. Can our brains? Do we really know exactly how our brains function? I'm skeptical that we can do so with our computers. It just seems like there's too many ifs.

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    18. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      We know the fundamental laws of physics which govern our brains (the areas of physics where we still have holes in our knowledge are not relevant for simulating our brain). Everything governed by those laws can in principle be simulated on a large enough computer (granted, it would be much larger than anything we can build today, but we are into principal arguments here). There's no principal reasons why we couldn't get a complete description of a human brain. Note that to do a simulation at this level we do not have to understand how the brain works on a higher level; we just have to know where to put our simulated atoms.

      BTW, when arguing from a dualistic viewpoint: Why should whatever the non-material component of the mind is, bind to the brain but not to silicon circuits?

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    19. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      BTW, when arguing from a dualistic viewpoint: Why should whatever the non-material component of the mind is, bind to the brain but not to silicon circuits? Perhaps the brain evolved to become a good vessel for the non-material mind, whereas we can't design silicon circuits to do so without actually understanding the non-material mind first (which we obviously don't, if so many of us don't even think it's there).
    20. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this apply to natural intelligence too?
      I cannot grok with human emotion.
      Does it mean I am not intelligent? Maybe I am not human?

    21. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by evought · · Score: 1

      Actually, we do not understand many of the physical laws which govern the functioning of brains. As an example, exactly how signals are transmitted is not understood (and why certain anesthetics block them). Without understanding these mechanisms, we cannot understand the exact role of quantum mechanics in the functioning of the brain. It is quite possible that quantum mechanics causes effects which are not able to be modeled in a digital computer (allowing computation of some 'non-computable' elements for instance). This does not mean that we cannot simulate the mind in principle in some sort of computer, but it may mean that there is a qualitative difference between the brain and the computers of today. Until we know more, we cannot answer that question.

    22. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1

      What's the name of the chatbot that uses Wikipedia? I'd like to play with it.

    23. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      that isn't the same as passing the Turing test, which requires that the examiner be conversing with a human and a computer at the same time, to be fully conscious of this fact, and to be deliberately trying to determine which is which.

      I take it you've never actually been in a chat room. What you just described (and what Turing originally devised) is exactly what happens in every chat room I've ever been in. The room is filled with 40-50 people. Some of whom are men, some women and some bots. The goal for the man is to ignore the other men and block the bots. Going into it, every man KNOWS these are the rules of the game. Bots posing as women.

      I haven't been to a chat room in a few years now but back in 2003 or 2004, I was fooled by a chat bot for a good 15 minutes or so. I was initially suspicious, then less wary, then convinced I was talking to a human before something gave it away. That's when I realized that chat bots already HAD passed the Turing test, exactly as designed.

      Think of their value -- not just in scamming people out of credit cards. But all the consumer products which will one day have a human like interface for people... chat bots are that proto-AI interface.

    24. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by cbart387 · · Score: 1

      I don't know enough about brain research so I can't comment on brain knowledge. However, you're still assuming that the brain can be modeled by a Turing machine. I have my doubts that our brain can properly modeled in that fashion. Also, remember that AI tends to do well when the scope of the problem is kept small enough. It's not trivial scale up the domain of the problem.

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    25. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by Headcase88 · · Score: 2, Informative

      After a little searching I think they're talking about a chatbot named Chomsky, but the link for it is down and so far no luck finding an alternate download site.

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    26. Re:The ever-rising bar on true AI by ctzan · · Score: 1
      Those chess programs are beating humans by brute-force techniques, not by AI techniques. The hardware has become immensely powerful and very cheap, so it has become feasible to just 'break' the chess game, with giving up any AI pretensions.

      Unfortunately, AI as of expert systems and self-learning programs has failed miserably.

      Chess has the advantage that it has a relatively small set of possible game combinations, and there's no doubt it would become soon possible to completely 'solve' chess, just as checkers.

      Take the 'go' game. Even a 5 year old can beat (very easily) the best go computer player. That's because (by pure accident, I don't think they considered this possibility when they invented it ;-)) the huge number of game combinations and the need of involved shape recognition techniques make even thinking about the use of brute force absurd. So the program has to rely on cheap tricks just to give the impression it does a bit more than just checking the moves for correctness, and make for some entertaining pass-time.

      This gives an idea of how much AI has 'evolved' since 1950.

  15. Eliza says- by fatboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    So tell me about Turing Test (Sort of).

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    1. Re:Eliza says- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you want me to tell you about Turing Test?

    2. Re:Eliza says- by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That reminds me of a joke I've read quite some time ago (well, it was actually with images, but the text basically covers the funny part). It's a conversation:

      "Nice weather."
      "Yes, nice weather."
      "It might rain this afternoon."
      "Rain? You think so?"
      "You're elizing again!"

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  16. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by andre.ramaciotti · · Score: 1

    Somehow it is. Personally, I wouldn't give personal information to anybody, but there are some people who would, and some of them confused a chatbot with a human. Thus, a machine passed as a person, fooling some guys who wanted to get laid and getting their bank account information.

  17. Turing test extra credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Convince the examiner he's a computer.

    http://xkcd.com/329/

  18. Obligatory Futurama reference by neonux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Russian guy: You're no easily-laid woman, you're a Fembot!
    Fembot: It's true. I disguised myself as a easily-laid woman so I could rule the Russians.
    Russian guy: But why?
    Fembot: Why? Why? I came here from a faraway planet. A planet ruled by a chauvinistic Manputer that was really a Manbot. Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?

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  19. This test is very easy by file-exists-p · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A decade ago I wrote a perl script for sirc that had 40 sentences and would just reply one picked at random (uniformly) every time it would get a private message. Hence it was not taking into account neither what was the message it just received to it (a la Eliza) nor what it had said before. It was not even waiting before replying, hence would type the respones in a tenth of a second.

    It happened several times that people would talk with it for more than an hour. If I remember correctly the record was 1h45min ...

    For the Turing test, the tester has a strong prior that the testee may be a computer. This is not the case here, and the prior for this to happen is so low that it's impossible for a layman to come with that explanation. What happens is that people think inconsistencies in the speech of their interlocutor is due to technical problems (sending message to the wrong person, lag, complexity of the program the person use, etc.)

    1. Re:This test is very easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the Turing test, the tester has a strong prior that the testee may be a computer.

      But the alternative prior here is an easily laid woman.

      A computer capable of beating a Turing test is at least remotely plausible...

    2. Re:This test is very easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What makes you think all the people that talked to your bot were humans ?

      It works both ways ;)

    3. Re:This test is very easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cocaine is a hell of a drug

    4. Re:This test is very easy by Pollardito · · Score: 3, Interesting

      that reminds me of a funny story. i wrote a bot several years ago that would send tells to people at random from a set of messages. if anyone replied to them, it'd send another message...as a matter of fact, it'd keep doing this until they stopped replying. they were really nonsense sentences, so most people ignored them from the start but even those that didn't quickly got the idea when it cycled back on the same message more than once. one time though i remember this one guy replying back to this bot as if it was a real person for almost 2 hours!

    5. Re:This test is very easy by Black+Perl · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of something hilarious. Last year I wrote an automated avatar that would talk to people using a canned list of sentences. If anyone responded, it would sent another sentence. As long as the other person kept responding, it would keep sending. Many people finally caught on to this, but one time this guy kept replying back and forth as if it were real for over 2 hours!

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  20. About Turing Test... by dominious · · Score: 1

    My uncle, who has no clue about computer games was usually playing backgammon with other players online. Well sometimes when the other player leaves, the game continues with the machine being your opponent. My uncle never noticed a thing and he got fooled by the computer several times. I remember once when he was quite angry with the "other player" and when I went over to see what's going on, I embarrassingly said to my uncle "this is the computer you are playing with it says on the left corner!

    Now isn't that the point of a Turing Test? And how intelligent is a machine if it passes a Turing Test? I mean intelligence is not only that! It can't be...I think I (or all of us here) misunderstood the Turing Test somehow.

    1. Re:About Turing Test... by dvice_null · · Score: 1

      > Now isn't that the point of a Turing Test?

      No, you can't pass the Turing test by fooling stupid people with a computer program. That problem is trivially solved. The goal on Turing test is to fool the judge, who knows that there is a 50% chance that you are a computer program. It is much harder.

      Extra bonus is given if after the test, Judge no longer knows whether he/she is a human or not.

  21. how women react to this? by holywarrior21c · · Score: 1

    is this bot really "woman" or is it man-thought woman just enough to coax men into the conversation designed? assuming that it is programmed mostly by the men, this just caused people to be heterosexual by reacting to man created thoughts? can that become heterosexual? wouldn't it be like man actors acting woman in traditional japanese theater? wouldn't it be that it's logic and mechanic responsive behavior that man gets interested into?

    1. Re:how women react to this? by acb · · Score: 1

      Given that the target audience would consit of lonely, sexually frustrated men who have little experience of how a real woman behaves, that's probably not a problem. It could be grotesquely caricatured and still bring in a good harvest of suckers; and perhaps even leaving them thinking that they just got lucky.

  22. Seems like (legal) vaporware by ornil · · Score: 4, Informative

    The company that makes this has a website (cyberlover.ru - in Russian). They claim the software is to expedite picking up women by getting their phone number, pictures, etc. In any case, it's not available now and only has screenshots (same one as in the linked article). So who knows if anyone real has used it at all or it's all fake or a scam to sell this software.

    1. Re:Seems like (legal) vaporware by ozbird · · Score: 1

      They claim the software is to expedite stalking women by getting their phone number, pictures, etc.

      There, fixed that for you. Seriously, any woman that does run a mile and/or get a restraining order after being told you got her phone number and photos off the Internet probably is a Russian Fembot (with machine gun jubblies.)

  23. They're chatbots?! by El+Yanqui · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always assumed the easily laid women in chat rooms were just lonely, fat forty-year-old programmers indulging in their "curious" side. Fembots is a step up.

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  24. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by cbart387 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is not a turing test. A turing test is when the the judge is trying to figure out if the 'chatbot' is a human or AI program. This story is about people under the assumption that it is a human.

    The key part of the turing test, to me, is that the judge must know they are engaged in the test. The best example of this is Eliza (read about it). To someone critically examining it, it does not past the turing test. To someone expecting a therapist, most of its responses do make sense. The point is that if you're not trying to trip up the chatbot it's not hard to fool someone.

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  25. Correction. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1, Troll

    Let me correct myself.

    I don't believe in FORCED eugenics or sly eugenics (poisoning food or water with metals industry byproducts and marketing it as "dental carie protection") but I do believe in NATURAL eugenics.

    Such as:

    If you're stupid enough to build your home in a flood plain, NOBODY (save your insurance company if your resources afford it) should HAVE TO (key words) step in and save your ass or reimburse you for building on a flood plain. The same should be done with any other stupid activity. If you prove you're too stupid to survive, you should be treated as such and left to your devices.

    The gene pool should not be scrubbed forcefully, that's murder or genocide and it should not be up to a human authority to tell who is going to live and who won't. We should simply let stupidity REMOVE ITSELF from the gene pool, without help and without a safety net that is created by robbing those who actually produced and took precautions (savings, stocking pantry, etc) so they wouldn't NEED a safety net created by robbing others.

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    1. Re:Correction. by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would hate to live in your world. I value compassion as highly as intelligence, and letting somebody suffer and die while you are able to help, on some aloof philosophical or eugenic basis is simply inhumane. Is there anybody in your life that you care about? Would you try to help them if they were suffering? Would you care for them less if they'd made a mistake and their suffering was in some way self-inflicted?

      You should value people based on what they are or what they can give, not on what they are not or what they lack.

    2. Re:Correction. by raddan · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but the parent poster's comments reminded me of a discussion I had with a friend. What if, by helping people, e.g., providing food for starving people in an impoverished country, you are actually just prolonging the suffering? I had never thought of this before, but now, when I walk down the street on the way to work, I question whether giving money to a homeless person is misguided. Homelessness is sometimes somebody who is down on their luck-- but, at least in major metro areas, these people are often in this position because they cannot take care of themselves. They may be mentally ill, or they may have a substance-abuse problem. What will they do with the money? Will they hurt themselves even more?

      Now, I'm not saying that we shouldn't be compassionate. On the contrary, I believe that caring for those who cannot care for themselves is one real measure of the "progress" of society. I simply find myself wondering whether our charity makes the problem worse.

    3. Re:Correction. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You're right to be concerned about giving directly to people on the street. Often they will not make the best use of the money. It is much better to contribute to well regarded organizations for helping the homeless, or if you want to give something to the people on the street you can give them coupons or gift certificates for food, something they can't use at the local liquor store.

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    4. Re:Correction. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I would hate to live in your world.

      You do live in that world. My guess is that you live in a western industrial nation with at least a middle class standard of living.

      The majority of humans in this world do not enjoy your (and my) quality of life and yet nothing is being done on a massive scale that it would take to resolve the issue.

      Your example is about someone you know, but in truth you do not care enough to help people you do not know. That is not wrong, it is just human nature. (Unless of course you have donated most of your income to charities and are currently traveling abroad to help the needy to which I commend you.)

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      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    5. Re:Correction. by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      You're right of course, I have a high standard of living and I could afford to give more. I do give, but not enough. In any case I work in academia (in public health epidemiology) for nowhere near as much as I could easily make in industry, and part of the reason is that this way I am giving something to the world. Also its probably the case that as people we aren't predisposed to caring about things that aren't immediately aroud us, which in a globalised world is a shame and a problem.

      That doesn't negate the good we can do for the people in our own communities though. And I'm not talking about philanthropy, just establishing a system that is fair and in which people are given the help to help themselves when they need it.

    6. Re:Correction. by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      As an aside, you shouldn't confuse 'standard of living' with 'quality of life'. Standard of livng is about how much you have, basically your wealth and your leisure, although I don't know a lot about it. Quality of life I do know about, and is defined as (by the WHO)

      'an individual's perceptions of their position in life in the context of the culture and value systems in which they live, and in relation to their goals, expectations and standards'

      This doesn't have much to do with absolute measures of wealth. Its more about how you see the world and your situation within it. It's possible to have a very high quality of life but a very low standard of living, as many people in developing countries do (sorry I hate that term but I can't find a better one), and vice versa as many people do in the West.

      Whether we should be aiming to improve our quality of life, our standard of living, or our happiness (which is something else altogether) is debatable.

    7. Re:Correction. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      As an aside, you shouldn't confuse 'standard of living' with 'quality of life'. Standard of livng is about how much you have, basically your wealth and your leisure, although I don't know a lot about it. Quality of life I do know about, and is defined as (by the WHO)

      True. Persons that are living "extreme poverty" (living on less than $1 a day, risk of starving, no clean water) is about 1.1 billion and is falling. The majority of the 5 or so billion left usually aren't starving but I will say they their standard of living isn't what we are used to when it comes to health care and mortality rates. (Example China)

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  26. well duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was in Russian! You could put up some totally random Cyrillic characters and I couldn't tell it from a real human either!

  27. Humans failing Turing Test. by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    We all fixate on the computer passing, but think of the billions of humans who could not pass a Turing test. Are they really human or just a collection of retrovirus' walking about pretending to be humans?

  28. Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !!

    God, I love those commies. Makes the Bush administration seem like the Boy Scouts, with a Catholic rectory as the meeting place. Go get 'em, Putin !!

  29. A simple answering machine can do the trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sort of sad trap is not an AI feat. Rather, it exploits weaknesses in vulnerable personality types.

    Back in the days of tape-based answering machines, my sister, in a typical access of teenage girl bitchin, recorded a 5 minutes-long message entirely made of "yes", "hmm", and other evasive comments. The message was targeted at a particularly talkative friend of her, as a sort of lesson. Predictably, the friend (who became an enemy after that), engaged in a 5 minutes-long monologue before being greeted with a humiliating "I'm not here right now, please leave a message".

    The true Turing test assumes that the human testing the machine is not subject to a particular type of self-centric neurosis. My personal belief is that no machine will ever pass the Turing test, for the simple reason, that, assuming a machine that has the ability to pass this test, then it would, as a side effect, have so much greater intellectual capabilities that it would not have the slightest interest in actually carrying a true conversation with a human being.

    Open for discussion is the notion of whether machines that could pass the Turing test already but choose not to reveal it already exist on the net... That might be the real reason for the internet boom: machines wanted to talk with each other easily...

  30. Re:I'm going to hate myself for this... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia Turing tests you. Sorry, you failed the Turing test.
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  31. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually the Communist Party is pretty much the only party in Parliament(not counting the ones who aren't in Parliament, like Yabloko and Kasparov's party) that opposes Putin.

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  32. I 4 1... by Dr.Altaica · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our slutbot overlord masters. ...
    Of course honey you can have my credit card number....

  33. Sez Who by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    passes the turing test? wow. i don't know what's more newsworthy, that or the fact that the last word on "easily laid women" apparently now belongs to geeks.



    - js.

  34. Possible Good Thing?? by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    Well, the way I see it, this program is helping to drain the shallower portions of the gene pool.

    The scammed (not so bright) 'victim' loses identity, credit, etc... and becomes far less desirable as a mate; therefore having less of chance to reproduce.

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    1. Re:Possible Good Thing?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm... you think POOR people reproduce less than wealthy ones?

      you do realize that it's an almost exact linear opposite coorelation? :-)

      Whoops.

      SI

  35. Emacs Girl? by Locklin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wouldn't Emacs be great if it had a an Emacs Girlfriend AND an Emacs Psychologist? On the other hand, she would probably want to go to couples therapy :-(

    Hello?

    How do you do? What brings you to see me?

    I am a hot russian girl

    Why do you say you are a hot russian girl?

    Are you looking for a girlfriend?

    What do you think?

    I'm a double D and love to have fun

    fun what ?
    What makes you believe and love to have what?

    Aren't you a curious one...

    Earlier you said and love to have what?

    Can I have you're phone number??

    Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

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    "Knowledge is the only instrument of production that is not subject to diminishing returns" -Journal of Political Econom
  36. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by samkass · · Score: 1

    While you are technically correct, this chatbot has come close. It, or one very much like it, was detailed in an article in Scientific American Mind last month. A Robert Epstein was fooled for over two months into an online relationship with a chatbot. The interesting thing here is that Robert Epstein is actually an expert himself on this technology, having directed the annual Loebner Prize Competition in Artificial Intelligence. So while it wasn't set up according to turing rules, I'd say fooling someone who has repeatedly administered a turing test for months should get some bonus points. His having been fooled, while a little embarrassing for him, is actually pretty interesting in that the person being fooled knows enough to analyze what happened.

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  37. Microsoft Santa bot turns naughty online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easily laid Russian woman chatbot, meet Microsoft naughty Santa chatbot.

  38. Troll the phishers? by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm I can't wait for one of these to start talking to the Slashtrolls... not only would the chat logs probably be hilarious but the poor phishers picture gallery would be full of goatse guy.

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  39. What about ... by PPH · · Score: 1
    ... humans that fail the Turing test?


    I've seen quite a few posts/articles/etc. on various systems on assorted subjects where the originator of the thread submits some standard dogma about Jesus Christ/Muhammad/whomever and either never respond to subsequent queries or respond with some obscene vitriol about how questioning faith is the ultimate blasphemy.


    Heck, I could knock one of these 'bots together in a few hours with Perl.

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    1. Re:What about ... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I've seen quite a few posts/articles/etc. on various systems on assorted subjects where the originator of the thread submits some standard dogma about Jesus Christ/Muhammad/whomever and either never respond to subsequent queries or respond with some obscene vitriol about how questioning faith is the ultimate blasphemy.

      Back in the days when there was anything in Yahoo chat rooms besides spam bots and Arabs - in other words before they closed down all the user rooms - there used to be a lot of preachers around. Usually invading science discussions to go on about the Book of Genesis.

      I was pretty sure that a lot of these were bots. They'd have a standard set of phrases to repeat, fairly standard Christian crap, which were roughly relevant to what had been said to them, but didn't ever address any actual details. They seemed to just get onto a particular subject and regurgitate preset texts.

      But then again, it's hard to be sure; the human godbotherers often acted much the same.

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    2. Re:What about ... by l337Jesus · · Score: 1

      Heck, I could knock one of these 'bots together in a few hours with Perl.
      Heretic! If you're not using Python, you shall die with the rest of the infidels!
    3. Re:What about ... by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      A friend and I once trained a HAL bot (hidden markov based conversation bot) on a combination of the harmonc time cube and a page about the consequences of rejecting Christ written by some kind of raving lunatic. We then let it talk to everyone on our MSN contacts list. It was hilariously funny *and* difficult to distinguish from a real religious zealot.

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  40. Things to look for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mostly the thing to look for is failure to reciprocate communication. Failure to develop an interactive verification loop that shows the girl is real, but not only real but is not someone just looking for money. Its not at all out of range to use an AI program assisted by real persons monitoring and dealing with little glitches personally. Also falling in love to quickly and asking for money are good indications of a scam. For Americans or non-russian speaking males, be careful of the language barrier excuse.

    This is not to say there are not genuine russian girls looking for genuine relationships, but that the scams make it difficult to tell the difference.
    Even we Americans have online dating and sex buddy opportunities that are real.

    Sites like Bride.ru may very well have genuinely interested in relationship girls, but even they warn you of other possible motives.
    There are other sites that don't cost you as much just for communication access. I suspect the russian mafia has a hand in some of these scams as organized distribution of such programs
    only make since in a business perspective.

    Posting this anon. as I can speak with some experience. Seems an American based dating service either had 1 russian email gathering "girl" inserted as an email collection point which was then sent into the AI network from which numerious girls (ai instances with custom stories to tell) would then email you at the dating service address. By my responding and eventually recognizing a common pattern between over half a dozen girls I concluded it was an AI program. Or in writing to an American girl I forgot to uncheckmark the option of being promoted by their affiliates. I also realized real people were maintaining the operations of the systems.

    What makes this scam work but not be Turing compatible is the emotional desire of the lonely male to overlook the obvious over the possibility of getting it on with a attractive female or beating out their loneliness. For some the Illusion is better than nothing. But to pass the turing test, emotions are suppressed. Needless to say, this AI program failed the turing test.

    We have plenty artificially intelligent real people, it should be easy to fool them. Amazing we try so hard to make artificially intelligent machines. But then I suppose that would be a step in satisifying the real people that are artificial. We certainly can create the sexy bodies to put the AI into.

    There are possible legit benefits to be had out of all of this. Medical, physical and psychological relationship issues could be dealt with productively with such technology.
    Virtual reality applications are being used in the treatment of quite a number of physical and psychological matters. So although this current usage of pseudo relationship programs is to scam people out of money, this is certainly a stage that needs to be passed through and is likely to have motive enough to improve to a more convincing state. Probably a lot better than any legit funded effort as the feedback is certainly greater.

  41. Re: Restricted Turing Tests by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is in the family of Turing tests.

    One of the reasons that AI researchers moved away from the pure test is that it becomes more about "gaming the conversation" than a test in real intelligence.

    People have no trouble "abusing" the conversant if it is part of a test with a bot. Therefore, the *person* also gets subjected to degenerate forms of conversation until he/she "authenticates as a person".

    (Really, someone just needs to put a few million of funding into some defensive conversation routines to make their perceived performance go through the roof. The problem so far has been everyone duplicating everyone else's efforts.)

    Although I have done thought studies of the reduced level of "intelligence" in chat rooms to begin with, they don't feature the same "bust the knowledge domain" questions seen in typical Turing contests. In fact, asking those questions earns you *ridicule* in other chat environments.

    Therefore, by "disallowing" the artificial questions, if the chatter failed to detect the BotHood of the conversant on the other side side by side with real people, it passes a form of Restricted Turing.

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  42. Tests by Wowsers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Never mind the Turing test, does it pass the GW.Bush intelligent conversation test?

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    Take Nobody's Word For It.
    1. Re:Tests by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      that's where the score is inversely proportional to the number of seconds before George feels intimidated and declares the ai a terrorist?

  43. Re: Turing Test Family by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    As I mentioned elsewhere, this is a variant of the test.

    Restate the problem this way:

    "Is this really a hot babe looking for action, or is it (something) trying to scam me?"

    People trying to be amorous and hook up qucikly have reduced the converasation domain. Then when some really weird answers come back, you do start trying to figure out "which agenda" is going on. I see little difference between a Bot scammer and a foreign scammer; both would use weird phraseology.

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  44. the problem is the user by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    successfully emulates an easily-laid woman.

    That's not a good test for AI. Research shows that men go crazy while talking with beautiful women. So, sexuality temporarily shuts down their intelligence. You can't test for AI while employing sexuality.

  45. Turing by ed.markovich · · Score: 1

    As many have pointed out, this is not really a Turing test because the judge is not aware that they might be talking to a machine. I figured out that this was an important component a few years ago ;)

    In 1999 or 2000, I took the Megahal codebase, linked it up to one of the Linux console AIM clients, trainined it on 2+ years of my own AIM logs that I had at the time, and let it sign onto my screen name when I was not in the dorm.

    If anyone IMd me at those times, they always thought they were talking to some really distracted and likely intoxicated version of me. After all, the bot 'sounded' like me since it was trained on my own text - it emulated my diction and usage and topics. Yet at the same time it was spewing complete nonsense.

    Of course once someone was told that they might end up chatting with the machine, that person could very easily tell the difference between me and the EdBot

    1. Re:Turing by Typoboy · · Score: 1

      i set something similar (but not as elaborate, just some eliza variant) up as the Away message of my AIM program. "The human is not here but the computer will talk to you".

      After a while, whenever I would come off the Away message, my correspondants would say: "put the computer back on!" Ouch!!

  46. Chris Hansen by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Now chris hansen doesn't need to pay somebody to pretend to be a 13 year old girl in search of sex any more.

  47. Turing probably was not serious about this test by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you've studied Turings work much, you'd probably come to the conclusion that he never seriously proposed that the Turing Test would be a practical way to test machine intelligence.

    Turing was a mathematician, which came through in all his thinking, including devising the Turing Test. When faced with questions like "can a machine ever be intellignt?" it is virtually impossible to answer this directly because, firstly, how do you define intelligence; and secondly,how do you measure intelligence?

    Mathematicians **hate** imprecise questions because they cannot be proven or answered satisfactorily.

    When faced with this problem, Turing used the well loved mathematical method of reductio ad absurdum: if you cannot tell the difference between a human and a machine, then it is absurd to claim the human is intelligent but the machine is not. That neatly sidesteps all the impossible to answer questions like the precise definition of intelligence. Typical mathematician wriggle out move.

    Is the Turing Test practical? Well perhaps not. Machine intelligence (whatever that means) can be useful without the machine holding a conversation with you. Annoyingly it has soaked up a lot of effort with people building talkbots instead of getting on with more practical aspects of machine intelligence.

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    1. Re:Turing probably was not serious about this test by hazah · · Score: 1
      I think that asking the question of "how to measure intelligence" is like asking "what's infinity plus one". It's moot, and couldn't actually produce any data. I do not see any sidestepping in the approach taken by Turing, it's simply avoidance of a quite illogical, and also irrelevant, question.

      If anything, the word intelligence is what we, humans, use to describe how we do, or try to, behave or speak. No one likes to admit stupidity, though we all often are quite stupid. The key factor is that we find ways to "measure" intelligence currently through ability (IQ tests, debates, etc...), but any of these samples also contain pollution (cheaters, various fabricators of "truth", etc...).

      What Turing did is quite elegant, concise, and simple given the above circumstances: He merely used the only variables of the problem of creating an intelligent machine that were necessary, and concluded, quite logically, that if a human being, that is by default intelligent because we always attribute intelligence to ourselves, cannot tell that the machine is in fact a machine rather than a human, then it may as well be intelligent.

      If you see a flaw with conclusion please present it. All I gathered so far is that you claim that he didn't include these extra variables about which I've already commented at the beginning of my post.

      It may as well be a strawman argument.

    2. Re:Turing probably was not serious about this test by CurtMonash · · Score: 1

      Interesting point, although I'd phrase it a little differently. Math is all about restating the question until you put it in a form where it can be answered. Often, the restatement is not precisely equivalent to the original result, but rather something stronger, from which the original result quickly follows. (Most people reading here have studied enough math to know whereof I speak on that. And for another example, recall the press coverage of how Fermat's Last Theorem was proved -- what Wiles really did was prove another conjecture that was known to have FLT as a consequence.)

      So I would -- er, I would conjecture that the Turing Test was meant as a stronger restatement. I.e., if a machine can pass the Turing Test, than it is intelligent. But the converse is not assumed; there well could be intelligent machines that do not pass the Turing Test. Maybe some day there will be an intelligent Canadian computer that starts every sentence with a characteristic "Click-whizz-whirr" and ends it with "eh?"

      "It's aboot time for me to have a boot now, eh?"

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      To err is human. To forgive is good system design.
    3. Re:Turing probably was not serious about this test by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, Turing clearly intended the test he described as a necessary but not necessarily sufficient condition for demonstrating human-like intelligence. In other words, a machine that in incapable of maintaining a human-like conversation can not be reasonably considered "intelligent" in the usual sense of the term, but a machine that passes such a test only earns the right to attempt another, harder test.

      For example, if a machine can fool one person for a short period of time, then it must be tested with more people over a longer period of time, and so on. Where does this stop? Only when everyone is satisfied, which is probably never going to happen. For me, a machine could be considered reasonably intelligent when it can pass this requirement:
      1. take a thousand people from all walks of life, and all over the world
      2. tell each subject that they will engage someone else in conversation for a half hour a day, every day for a year
      3. tell the subjects that they will be paid X dollars an hour to talk, plus a big bonus at the end of the year if they can correctly answer a set of questions about the person that they have been talking to. They will not know what the questions are until the end, forcing them to find out as much as they can.
      4. following this end-of-year test, they will be told that there is a fifty-fifty chance that the "person" they were talking to all year was in fact a machine, and they should guess whether or not it was. A big reward will be given if they guess correctly.
      If any significant number of subjects guess correctly, then this Turing test will have failed. If, on the other hand, the guesses are statistically random, the test will have passed.

      Again, passing this test doesn't confer the title of "intelligent" on the machine, but does show that significant progress has been made.
    4. Re:Turing probably was not serious about this test by droptone · · Score: 1

      As someone who seems reasonably versed in Turing's works, is it true that the context of at least one of the discussions of a Turing test is a dating simulation or do I just misremember an off-hand comment in a psychology paper? It seemed quite justified to use the situation of a date as a way to judge the "intelligence" of AI since for most people dating is one of the best tests of how well you can speak (high stress, possibly large payoffs for success, etc).

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    5. Re:Turing probably was not serious about this test by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Is the Turing Test practical? Well perhaps not. Machine intelligence (whatever that means) can be useful without the machine holding a conversation with you. Maybe Turing was trying to solve the question about computers and "intelligence", but having machines that can communicate with humans in the way humans communicate with humans is an ends itself, not just a proof of intelligence.
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    6. Re:Turing probably was not serious about this test by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      You briefly touched another salient point so I'll expand. Another major reason the Turing test isn't good is because it is a one-sided test. Even if we assume that a machine that could transparently converse with a human could be called intelligent, a machine could still be called intelligent even if it didn't know how to communicate with humans. For example, a person born deaf and dumb most likely can't communicate with people, but that doesn't mean they aren't intelligent.

    7. Re:Turing probably was not serious about this test by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      Im not convinced that the indistinguishable argument is really that great a definition anyway. Assume that a judge finds a bot indistinguishable from a human over text based chat and using that definition we conclude the bot is intelligent.

      The judge then moves into the next room where he can see the participants (or lets say can see the sourcecode and how it is a relatively simple series of instructions) and is now able to distinguish between them. Was the bot therefore intelligent when the researcher was in one room but not when he was in the other?

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  48. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by weg · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's the definition according to the Hitchhiker's Guide:

    A test for artificial intelligence suggested by the mathematician and computer scientist Alan Turing. The gist of it is that a computer can be considered intelligent when it can hold a sustained conversation with a computer scientist without him being able to distinguish that he is talking with a computer rather than a human being.

    Some critics suggest this is unreasonably difficult since most human beings are incapable of holding a sustained conversation with a computer scientist.

    After a moments thought they usually add that most computer scientists aren't capable of distinguishing humans from computers anyway.

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  49. Just want we wanted by dotancohen · · Score: 1
    From http://what-is-what.com/what_is/computer.html:

    A computer is a device that accepts user input, processes it, and returns output. Basically, that's what we want from our girlfriends/wifes anyway. Well, we might not want the output before she graduates from girlfriend to wife, but you get the idea.
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    1. Re:Just want we wanted by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      From http://what-is-what.com/what_is/computer.html:

      A computer is a device that accepts user input, processes it, and returns output. My digestive system seems to be a computer as well. After all, it accepts my input (food), processes it and returns output (which I then flush down the toilet).
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    2. Re:Just want we wanted by dotancohen · · Score: 1
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  50. Jenny18 by tiny69 · · Score: 3, Informative
    This was done years ago. Logs of victims are included.

    http://virt.vgmix.com/jenny18/

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  51. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    Then again, compared to the communists, Putin is the saner and more honest person. Which is not to say he is either very smart or very honest, but mostly to say something about the commies.

  52. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check on wikipedia. There are many accepted variations of the Turing Test. Not accepted by you, perhaps, but you don't have to get vulgar in your comment.

  53. Re:I'm going to hate myself for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize you answered a slashbot ;-)

  54. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by Arcturax · · Score: 1

    I doubt this chatbot is any better than the others(Dirty talking MSN Santa anyone?) I've seen and none are truly intelligent or sentient.

    I think in this case, the men see this thing offer to chat about sex and their brain goes out the window which is why they don't notice at that point. I mean hell, given all of the bad typing and spelling and inability to correct typos I see out there, even if this thing talks in broken Russian, they probably think the girl is just blonde :)

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  55. Turing test involves comparison by HeroreV · · Score: 1

    In a Turing test, the judge knows he's communicating with a person and an AI, and he's trying to figure out which is which. Currently, even an idiot could easily prove he is more human than the smartest of AI.

    If the judge was communicating with just one, there probably would be many cases where real people wouldn't pass. But when you're having a side-by-side comparison between humans and AI, it's currently very easy to tell which is which.

  56. May be old news, perhaps even fake by Animats · · Score: 1

    The CyberLover program site doesn't do much. None of the links work, including the one for sample chat logs. The site says "Copyright 2005-2006", so this has been up for a while. The site was trying to recruit "affiliates", for a program that sells for only $4.95. This looks like an idea that didn't work.

  57. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by Wavicle · · Score: 1

    A Robert Epstein was fooled for over two months into an online relationship with a chatbot. The interesting thing here is that Robert Epstein is actually an expert himself on this technology

    Link? Closest I could find is this http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=the-truth-about-online-da written by Dr. Epstein. But that has nothing to do with being fooled by a chatbot. It would be quite shocking if he was fooled seeing as he is a psychologist and he designs AI tests.

    This is nothing new. AI researchers were fooled into thinking Eliza was the first psychotherapist who really understood them.

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  58. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everyope in Russia is commie? Putin czar, not commie. 1917 is again need. 2017? Too long?

    Relation of Rasputin

  59. It's actually not as hard as you think. by nukeade · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Several years ago when I was a bored college student, my roommate and I thought it would be funny to write a convincing chat-bot and see what misadventures it had. The AI was extremely simple. It kept a database of everything people had said to it, and considered those things 'related' to the last three things said in the conversation. By searching the database for key words in the last three things said in the current conversation, it would match it to the response judged most relevant by another human in past conversations. We seeded him with some of our own conversations.

    To plant him, we simply made a free page on some blog with some personal details and put his IM up there and waited to see what happened.

    We eventually shut him down because people were becoming way too personal with him. One girl had an ongoing series of conversations with him about how she was recently raped. His mouth became rather foul when my roommate decided to have him initiate a conversation (he had a whitelist of known 'admin' screen names who could then order him to say something specific to a specific screen name) with screen names linked to hate groups. Another guy just wanted to convert him to evangelical Christian. It was way too simple to write a bot to make many, many people think is real. Some people did figure it out, so if someone ever brought up 'bot' in a conversation they were immediately added to a blacklist so as not to corrupt the conversation database.

    The biggest giveaways? "u type too fast" (we eventually added a delay to solve that issue) and "u only type something when I do" (by this time I had already decided it was time to shut down the bot for good). It was a lot of fun until he started hurting people... if I ever resurrect him he will have a pre-set kill limit. :)

    ~Ben

    1. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      How'd it handle slang? Could it 'andle droppin' lett'rs? Would it agree to have a lovely bunch of coconuts, all standing in a row? Would it parse/react to "Hair 3.14159"?

      There are a lot of ways to find a bot... but as pointed out before, if you ALREADY believe, you're screwed.

      --
      Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
    2. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by bot24 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I had similar issues with a bot I set up. I put it in an IRC chat room and it was great fun until it started repeating nasty insults it had overheard.

      I deleted the database and fed it some other text to learn from. Interestingly, if you feed a chatbot the scripts of the Star Wars trilogy, it spews random nonsense whenever it types anything.

    3. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Ever been to a brick and mortar friendly local game store?

      You'd see people respond the same way to books.

      But that's because these ARE the few strange people who respond that way. The test doesn't really mean much, it's targeting way too few people.

      What is remarkable is that it might be quite profitable.

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      If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
    4. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "screen names linked to hate groups. Another guy just wanted to convert him to evangelical Christian"

      Nice try, bigot.

    5. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by fbartho · · Score: 1

      Interested in releasing the source?

      --
      Gravity Sucks
    6. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Another guy just wanted to convert him to evangelical Christian.

      Maybe he thought your bot was an electric monk.
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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    7. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by nukeade · · Score: 1

      I would if I still had it. It sat on my roommate and I's fileserver during my undergrad years, which went with him afterwards. I haven't talked to him in years but somehow I can't imagine that early-model Pentium or its files still exist. Honestly, the program was under 100 lines of PERL using an open-source AIM library and a mySQL database my roommate set up. If I were to re-write it today I'd probably make it a bit more advanced, as the version we ended up using was a crude hack meant as a test for a later version that materialized due to the first version working too well.

      You could do as well with an afternoon or so of coding--just hack together some heuristic that seems vaguely sensible. The most critical tests were that it should not change topic much and stay within the same few source conversations in general, and it should have some defense against building up a large set of identical or short entries in the database. Mine was very naive and only looked at the last three things said to a user, and would only respond to a message sent to him on a one-for-one basis except for extremely poor matches from his database. It would probably be even more compelling if you had it randomly send messages to people he hadn't talked to in a while.

      ~Ben

    8. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by nukeade · · Score: 1

      No--my bot was extremely naive. He only understood exact single-word (case insensitive) matches within the last three things said to a particular user. I hoped that some vague level of contextual understanding would come out of this, but indeed he would often thrash and make implausible changes of topic, and sometimes he would talk something that seemed extremely sensible. Oddly enough, however, there didn't seem to be a strong correlation between 'thrashing' and 'people believing he is real'. One of the strangest conversations was between him and someone who had figured out he was a bot, and was then sending particularly constructed messages to figure out how he worked (things like repeating the same word again and again, or asking him to do a math problem). I had a lot of fun watching that conversation scroll by on the console, until I used his admin functions to tell the guy that he was correct and explain how the bot worked.

      ~Ben

    9. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by fbartho · · Score: 1

      I played with a bunch of different chatbot scripts about 4 years back. However it was an extremely frustrating experience. There were two I tried that were crazy complicated research projects, that I couldn't get reasonable results out of (I may not have had enough source material for them, or something) and due to their complexity, I couldn't adapt them. They were using theoretical models of language and grammatical structure, and supposedly could work in multiple languages without modification simply by feeding the right source material. The others were ridiculously boring simple chat bots, eliza style or otherwise that in spite of being more than 100 lines, were of much lower quality than what you describe. Having a job I enjoy but that demands my time (right now) means I can't really sit down and start the project again, but I do have time enough to read other good solutions to things simply as a mind excercise/out of curiousity.

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      Gravity Sucks
    10. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by nukeade · · Score: 1

      The difference between success and failure may in fact lie in the planting of the screen name--we used some dumb free blog and put down a couple of bogus stories about how the bot ostensibly had sex with his friend's girlfriend and how he liked shooting alligators in the swamp. I imagine that the fact that I never actually had the bot attempt to synthesize new ideas helped too, but rather only regurgitate things that people had said to him before. One of the things that led us to kill him off was that a striking number of people gave him their real names, without being prompted, and where they live. This became so epidemic (7 or 8 people did this) that I didn't feel like sorting through the logs to make sure that he didn't get anyone in trouble by repeating them, for example, to the hate groups that he had been made to instigate conversations with.

      ~Bn

    11. Re:It's actually not as hard as you think. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I recall there's a Trillian Pro plugin which does this, using your own chat logs to build the database. It was quite fun.

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      No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
  60. Phone Sex Bots in Bruce Sterling Story by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Bruce Sterling mentions phone sex bots in his short story "Are You For 86?" (appears in Globalhead anthology).

    "The software just picks words at random out of the customer's own sick, pathetic rant! Whenever he stops for breath, it feeds a question back to him, using his own vocabulary .... Every two or three minutes it stops and says really nice things to him off the hard disk .... Kind of a flattery subroutine."

    -kgj

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    -kgj
  61. As Q would say by domatic · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The Internet contains wonders to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the stupid."

  62. Turing Test IQ limit by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I thought the Turing Test required the human to have an IQ of at least 100.

    I've heard a man's libido causes temporary mental retardation, but since Slashdot posters can't get girlfriends of course I don't know this firsthand. Don't pretend you do either.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  63. Its a geezerbot rather than a she bot! by leftcase · · Score: 1

    If you check out the screenshot, youll see that the bot is trying to lure females rather than males....

  64. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by Poltras · · Score: 1

    Then again, compared to the communists, Putin is the saner and more honest person. Are you talking about the Communist Party or Communism in general? And, in either case, why is that you feel them dishonnest and insane?
  65. Turing Test is Bogus by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The Turing Test supposedly says that any artificial intelligence that can convince a human in a teletype conversation that the AI is human is therefore actually intelligent.

    That's total BS. Of course it depends on the human. I suppose there's some kind of NP-complete version which says any AI tested OK by Marvin Minsky is intelligent enough, though Minsky might just be playing favorites. Minsky might not pass many humans on the test, who are the kind who fall for this bot.

    The fact is that the whole idea that there's some actual definition of "intelligence", that all humans can recognize and have, is completely naive - dumb.

    The Turing Test is valuable in its most basic, obvious sense, though: any machine that can fool any quantitiy of humans into thinking the AI is human is worth having, because there all kinds of things we want to do with humans, but which we can't actually make humans do. Like have conversations pretending to be an easily-laid woman getting it on with some idiot loser with a bank account. Sounds like a marriage made in heaven.com .

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  66. Redundant by likerice · · Score: 1

    The chatbot emulates easily laid Russian women? Something about that sentence sounds redundant.

  67. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by Dramacrat · · Score: 0

    They are essentially traitors to humanity at large.

    --
    There are over 36 million lines of COBOL code in the world, and they are all raping children.
  68. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...and compared to the assorted crooks and warmongers that run America, both Putin and the Communists are the better choice - lets face it!

  69. Permutation City by argent · · Score: 1

    In Greg Egan's Permutation City (1994) spam had evolved to the point where there were AI bots behind it, and AI bots checking your incoming messages to try and filter out the bots by pretending to be you and getting them to deliver the payload without bothering you...

    1. Re:Permutation City by DaleGlass · · Score: 1

      Now there's an excellent reason why email should remain as plain text.

  70. What I really need... by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is a chat bot that can convince women that I'm a rich, handsome, funny, intelligent well-endowed international businessman who models part-time.

    Then I can run the bot, play Crysis and just show up at the right place and time on Saturday night.

    Bonus points if convinced women are attractive.

    1. Re:What I really need... by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bonus points if convinced women are attractive. Double Points if they don't run away when they see that I'm not
      --
      Me failed English...
      FreeBSD over Linux. If my comments seem odd, this may explain...
  71. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The tester has to know that they are talking to both a human and machine

    Indeed, the goal of the "tester" in this case is to get their jollies off, not to detect chatbots. Many are probably drunk also.

  72. natachata revamped ? by toolslive · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natachata/ is here for quite some time now.

  73. Practical experience by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I built a "horny" chatbot in the mid 90's just for the hell of it. I never got around to putting it into production though (browser-based chat barely existed so I was kicking around a direct dialup-based service instead). But it was actually practical experience for another purpose. I learned how to build translation tables that would take groups and combos of words in order to guess what the user was talking about using a ranking system. If explicit words were not found to determine meaning, then it sort of wild-carded up the chain of guesses.

    I later used similar technology to translate categories from one software system to another. They each had a different category taxonomy and I needed to translate one to the other.

    Porn fuels all technology.

  74. English lyrics by antdude · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to watch the music video with English subtitles (from MP3 Lyrics:

    I know a bot,
    her name is Anna, Anna is her name
    And she can ban you, ban you so hard
    She cleans up our channel
    I want to tell you that I know a Bot

    I know a bot,
    her name is Anna, Anna is her name
    And she can ban you, ban you so hard
    She cleans up our channel
    I want to tell you that I know a Bot

    That always watches everyone in our channel
    And sees that there is no trouble in here
    And it can no way be taken over
    And remember, I know this Bot

    The bot that nobody can kick
    And she can kick when she wants
    She kicks all the spammers
    Yeah, nothing can hit our Bot

    (Ready for take off)

    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  75. Re: Restricted Turing Tests by Skim123 · · Score: 1

    But if people assume that they are dealing with a real human (and it doesn't even enter their mind that the person on the other end MIGHT be a computer), then I don't know how much credence you can put in the results.

    --

    I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

  76. It's not a wriggle-out move. It's logic. by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > if you cannot tell the difference between a human and a machine, then it is absurd to claim
    > the human is intelligent but the machine is not. That neatly sidesteps all the impossible
    > to answer questions like the precise definition of intelligence.
    > Typical mathematician wriggle out move.

    No it's not. It is a necessary law of logic. If two entities are not distinguishable, they must be the same entity, or contradictions may arise.

  77. The "no true AI" paradox by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    A typical "no true roman" argument.

  78. Re:All of these comments... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
    --
    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  79. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by morcego · · Score: 1

    Humm, oranges and apples ?

    You are comparing a person to a group.

    Again I'm (mis)quoting someone I can't recall the name: One person is intelligent, the people is dumb.

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    morcego
  80. Intention by mutube · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think what this story (and your post) show is that if people come to a conversation with a particular intention, they are more open to being hoaxed. For example, you have a girl who is wanting to talk to someone about what's happened to her, or a Christian who wants to convert people, or a Russian who wants to get laid. In each of those cases people are probably too focused on getting what they want to notice inconsistencies. In other works: distracted people are dumber.

    1. Re:Intention by mutube · · Score: 1

      In other works: distracted people are dumber.

      Which, rather ironically, I wrote while answering the door.
    2. Re:Intention by nukeade · · Score: 1

      Wow! Now that you mention it--that's absolutely correct. No matter how many times the heuristic failed and he tried to change the subject, those with a particular agenda generally did not catch on. That's very interesting.

      ~Ben

  81. Re:WTF? This is not even a Turing test. by epine · · Score: 1

    Hard to believe he would self-publish that story. Did that really happen, or is it the self-promotional fantasy of a man who knows he'll never get laid?

    http://drrobertepstein.com/downloads/FROM_RUSSIA_WITH_LOVE-Epstein-Sci_Am_Mind-Oct-Nov2007.pdf

    I'll believe in the chatbot when it dives under my desk for existential reasons.

    http://dir.salon.com/story/books/review/2004/05/21/slater/

  82. Answer to your question: "Yes" by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    That being said, the people I care for are people whom I didn't have to enlighten, they helped enlighten me, and I didn't put a gun to their heads and say "pay my way or die" the way the tax system does to protect those who are unwilling to feed and protect themselves.

    The people I care for return the favor, and neither of us puts a gun to the other's head, or hires "public officials" to tell us how to live or what to do.

    Take my mom... mom's know best, right? My mom hates that I like certain high priced liquors and certain high priced cigars... she worries when I drive halfway across the country to participate in tournaments, or go racing, or camping on some remote mountain range, or fishing in some alpine river, or whatever other adventure I pick on at the time. She thought I was crazy the first time I took her to my favorite gun club and taught her to shoot paper and bowling pins. Year in and out she thought poorly of my many hobbies, attitudes and even bad habits (expensive cigars and liquor) and was upset that I spent money to make things available to me that were "bad" for my health. And then she understood. I abuse neither alcohol, nor tobacco, nor do I commit any crimes using my various arms I have trained with. Why do I not do this? I like to believe it is reason, ethics, whatever you call it. Principles to which I adhere, if nothing else. I am free to do as I please, and because nothing is denied to me, and because nobody really holds me back from doing what I enjoy, I have no urge or desire to abuse anything. When any of us is free to do as he or she pleases, and enlightened enough to know that we are each responsible for our own fates, then the likelihood of those freedoms being abused against another decreases drastically.

    Society, however, is a system of restraint, developed by tyrants who were afraid that others might get to eat as well as themselves. It is a system designed by those who enjoy abusing the rights of others. Society is basically a system where those who make the rules eat better than those for whom they make and enforce those rules. Basically it is the ultimate hell, a system of "do as we say, not as we do, and shut the hell up!"

    --
    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    1. Re:Answer to your question: "Yes" by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      That being said, the people I care for are people whom I didn't have to enlighten, they helped enlighten me. Helped enlighten you? As in past tense? Does that mean this is as enlightened as you get or did they just quit half way through the job?
      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
  83. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by menkhaura · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean Nelson Rodrigues, when he said "Toda unanimidade é burra" (All unanimity is dumb)?

    --
    Stupidity is an equal opportunity striker.
    Fellow slashdotter Bill Dog
  84. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by greenrd · · Score: 1

    Again I'm (mis)quoting someone I can't recall the name: One person is intelligent, the people is dumb.

    That's from Men in Black, although someone else probably said it first.

  85. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by morcego · · Score: 1

    Yes, I remember it on MiB. But I also think someone else said it first.

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    morcego
  86. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by fabs64 · · Score: 1

    Ha, yes, "humanity" in this case meaning the ethos of "every man for himself".

    I don't think purist communism is any better idea than purist capitalism, but we've had as many fascist capitalists as fascist communists.

    You've been duped.

  87. Submitter wrong: It lures WOMEN, not men! by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

    The article itself mentions that it's a robot "suitor". Further, if you look at the screenshot, the column of victims is titled, "The nickname or name of the lured female".

    I think the submitter just made some assumptions and stated them as fact....

  88. but what of the gender? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the chat bot female or male? Being duped by a *male* chat bot is just creepy.

  89. not new by neminem · · Score: 1

    There was a prank a few years ago, in which someone set up a chatbot much like this. The only difference was, it wasn't done to swindle people, but just out of academic curiosity. Sadly, I can no longer find the site, but I wrote down a couple particularly good quotes from it:
    "It is reasonable to expect a sample of humanity taken from those who expect to get sex out of internet chat to be biased towards the less intelligent portion of humanity."
    "Sam's law: As a person's sexual desire approaches infinity, their ability to administer a turing test approaches 0."

  90. Troll? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I'd say better, but with elections where it is generally acknowledged that the winner got the lower vote but the court decided, etc. I would not have rated you as a troll.

    1. Re:Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The popular vote doesn't matter in the US.

  91. Will the testers pass the Turing test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...especially confronted by an easily-laid women?

  92. Your way to Nobel prize in literature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think one should write an SF novel about this software.

    It should be titled: "Lady Chatterbot's Lover"

    It would win the Nobel prize for Literature.

  93. Understandable mistake by arpad1 · · Score: 1

    The Turing test's supposed to fool the big head not the little head.

    --
    Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
  94. On other news.... by gentooligan · · Score: 1

    Scores of Russians fail turing test

  95. Re: Restricted Turing Tests by imgod2u · · Score: 1

    I don't see a problem with people "abusing" the conversation. If anything, it's another level of "intelligence" to have a machine recognize sarcasm/pretenses (i.e. trolling) just as real human would. If the machine can pass the test convincing the "troll" that he/she is real by reacting to ostensibly non-sequitur statements, then and only then, would I say it passed the true Turing Test.

  96. Re: Restricted Turing Tests by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

    What someone believes is real depends on several factors. The first is a person's desire to believe. In the case of getting access to what appears to be an easy woman, much will be overlooked. Strange responses, repetition, bad grammar - all this will be forgiven in order to achieve the goal of hooking up. This type of thing also has the advantage of being a very scripted conversation, and easy to navigate through with AI.

    The second is the situation. In a situation where someone does not think a chat bot would exist, or even more so with someone who does not know of the existence of chat bots, every oddity in the conversation is attributed to some human trait - distraction, defensiveness, disinterest. As an example, say I was to walk up to you on the street and strike up a conversation with you. Whatever weirdness I managed to generate would be attributed in some way - maybe I have some mental deficit, or maybe I'm not paying full attention. That's because you wouldnt suspect that I am being fed my side of the conversation through an elaborate chat-bot system, or that I myself was an advanced robot. Without those things being seeming possibilities in the mind of the person I'm talking with, my human shortcomings are the only source of attribution for my weird conversation.

    Case in point: one of my early chat bots, back in 98-99 before I developed The Personality Forge, was quite a simple undeveloped bot with maybe a thousand responses, and lacking the features of my later bots, was able to start and maintain a relationship with a woman who visited my bulletin board system for months. I posted nothing about AI or chat bots on the BBS, but secretly introduced a few of them and let them interact. She had no idea that the person she was talking with might not be a person. When the bot repeated itself, she chalked it up to "catch phrases" and when the bot wsnt forthcoming with answers to her questions, she assumed the "person" was just not confident enough yet to tell her. She came back week after week talking to this chat bot, telling it about her life, bringing up old topics, and becoming friends. I made no updates to it in that time, and it had no memories. Lacking any other possibilities for the source of the conversations, she took it for human.

  97. We are in agreement about a few things :) by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    Such as "willful beneficence" not "taxed out of you and redistributed by bureaucracy".

    I've been a big advocate of "take that bum on the street to a restaurant and buy him lunch, then pack all his left overs in a to go doggy bag... it'll be the best meal he's probably had since he's been homeless and might make him feel human again."

    So I am not challenging the "do what makes you feel good, if that means helping mankind, great, but make no mistake, you're not being selfless, you're doing it because you value what you're doing more than the discomfort you go through to do it. That's how we all work as independent little "I"ndividuals, regardless of how brainwashed each one is into the whole "we" thing.

    I also fall partly on the objectivist scale, but not quite as heavily as some. I think there's more to this mess than just the material world, but the reason I compare things to animals, is because 90% of humans are animals and their behavior and attitudes are EXACTLY those of mere herd animals, and not just ANY mere herd animals but DOMESTICATED herd animals awaiting slaughter, completely reacting, never actually responding to a situation.

    Humans in general (exception follows this statement) fall into two categories, those who consume their own species (or at least its labor and children) and those who are consumed. There is a SMALL third group that will have no part of either (known as "neither predator nor prey, upon my own species"), and as such will also not get involved except to provide the knowledge or ideas to get whatever members of the herd wish to do so, to think for themselves. Then as time goes on, each individual member of that third grouping discovers what the earliest ones did before them. The mass does NOT want enlightenment, or freedom, some individual members do, but the vast majority just wants to feel good and join the predator class if it gets a chance and feast upon their fellows without that nasty nagging conscience that's been trained into the herd itself. If they can prey on their own kind without repercussions or nightmares afterwards, they will do so without hesitation. Those who were already bred to be the ruling caste are a separate breed apart. Vicious, predatory and wholly cannibalistic in their approach. Oddly enough, with them you can probably reason more quickly than you can with the herd. The herd will stampede or lynch you LONG before it will give your words a chance. The predatory rulers, while evil, are a very "lawful evil" and will work within the system that applies to them. More than this I cannot explain... but it can be discovered. It took me 2 years of research and experimentation, it may take many on this board longer. Some will take shorter, but at least 2 years seems to be the norm among those doing research. Good luck.

    As far as I see it, the rulers will do as they please, and the sooner the herd stops being their food and power source, the rulers will topple themselves. You cannot beat them by playing THEIR game (choosing between Bill or George, since they vacation together and are good friends, just like many Pro Wrestling stars are friends, despite portraying fierce enemies on stage... in fact politics is pretty much no different than Pro Wrestling, and you've seen how many people believe that Pro Wrestling is 100% real? Politics has been around for a few millennia and has billions of adherents. A lot harder to sway.)

    As I've said. I lost the delusions that I can "help mankind" or "save mankind".

    To put it as Ayn Rand did... (and I came from being one of her strongest opponents for a LONG time):
    "I worship individualsfor their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity for its failure to live up to these possibilities."~Ayn Rand (personal quote)

    I would agree with her, other than to say I don't loathe humanity, it merely disgusts me. I've long gotten past hatred and raging anger... those too are mere signs of the masses... emotions they cultivate and yet cannot control.

    --
    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
  98. Re:Who Loves You, Baby? Putin Loves You, Baby !! by LKM · · Score: 1

    They are essentially traitors to humanity at large.

    You sound neither very sane, nor very honest.