Batcave Home Theater
An anonymous reader noted a fun follow up to the Star Trek Home Theater we disussed not that long ago. "A retired naturalist thought that her cellar would be a great Batcave, and transformed it into the ultimate home theater. That's right, a Batcave themed home theater created by New Hampshire-based installer DC Audio Video Systems. The set-up includes prop bats which hang from above, a motorized 110 16:9 Stewart Electriscreen, Triad Silver THX Speakers, and a Sony G90, a $36,000 commercial 1080p 2500 x 2000 CRT projector. The room also features eight black, motorized leather recliners and a LiteTouch LC5000 System for Lighting Control." Update 18:16 GMT by SM: updated link to the original story.
While it certainly looks like a cave, I can't really see anything bat-like about it. Not Bat-computers or Bat-insignia or anything. Still interesting though, in an armchair geologist or spray-foam aficionado sort of way.
Besides, there's no big penny! A Batcave without a big penny is no Batcave at all.
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Well, maybe without the bats....
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Where are all the cool gadgets, radar and tape drives?? Here is a proper batcave
We've been robbed, Batman! All they left is our leather couches...
what is next? Star Wars laundry room? Serenity bedroom? Or, dare I say it, Hogwartz garage?
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Very pretty, but I don't see how this would add value to a house. Try to sell a home with this fitted and you seriously limit the number of potential buyers. A well put together, neat, and uncluttered home theater is likely to be a greater selling point.
Is I a killjoy? Probably, Should I have my slashdot karma revoked in a fit of outrage? Reckon.
But still, these things are important, especially now.
"The set-up includes prop bats which hang from above, a motorized 110 16:9 Stewart Electriscreen, Triad Silver THX Speakers, and a Sony G90, a $36,000 commercial 1080p 2500 x 2000 CRT projector. "
Who knew that being a naturalist paid so well. First a star-trek theme, now a bat cave. What next? Red Dwarf?
Wow... this person must be wicked old. Most of the photo's of naturalists I've seen on the tubes are well into their 60's but they just keep on running around naked.
I know she's retired, but is she single?
How much did Sony/et al. pay for this thing to be made? I wonder if the author is getting a bonus for getting it included on Slashdot?
The Star Trek one looks like an ad for Creston as well. Where oh where did that *good* Star Trek Apartment go? The one that the autistic fellow in the UK made by hand?
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When links to "photos" were links to actual photos, and not just bloody advertising spots.
...make you appreciate fully how F-ing unimaginative all those celebrities on MTV Cribs are.
Well... except Hugh Hefner.
Compared to a houseful of Playboy models (with regular updates too), any other house improvement is just... pathetic.
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The projection system is front-projection (you can see the projector between the front row seats in one of the photos), yet in the picture with the curtain half raised the picture is only visible on the exposed part of the screen--there's no hint of it on the curtain itself. I would think that would only be possible with a rear projector?
1) The best seat in the place is where the HUGE projector is located. No need for something like this in a completely blacked-out room.
2) The spray-foam cave idea looks ok, but how do you keep it clean and dust free? Further, the ambiance is ruined once you put the smooth leather chairs in there. They should be rock-like, imho.
3) Speakers: like any real theater, you shouldn't be able to see them. No real reason that the Triads couldn't have been placed behind foam-esque screen and hide their existence.
4) Pretty large investment and yet you can "only" have 8 people there to watch a movie.
5) Where's the gear? (I hope it is truly hidden)
6) Do you enter via a statue-pull-bookcase-open and a pole?
Gee whiz. How much money does a "naturalist" make anyway?!?! BC
This is why I don't decorate at home. My painting ability is nil. I would probably start with a white room. But, I would use increasingly darker colors to fix my mistakes. The cave-like effect would be accidental. I think that this would be overkill for a home theater; I cannot see this as a big selling point if the house ever goes on the market. Now, if I coulde get my cubicle to look like that....
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
a $50,000+ setup and he doesn't even have a 2.35 aspect screen with a panamorph lens?
My own Bat Cave Home Theatre (BCHT) didn't work out so well. The computer equipment with flashing LEDs was easy by current case-modding standards. I had a little trouble with the analog input that was supposed to take alphabet soup and convert it to a list of movies, so I abandoned that after the first few blown motherboards.
What really stopped the project for me were the problems related to the Mechanical Wardrobe Manipulators that I had built to change my clothing as I slid down the pole from the main floor closet into the BCHT. The distance from the closet to the BCHT is about 12 feet max, whereas I guess Batman's Bat Cave was probably at least one hundred feet under Wayne Manor. I just never got the right balance of speed and safety. The Vertical Descent Shirt Unbuttoner alone put me in the hospital 4 times.
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Q: How can you tell the cave was designed by a geek? ;)
A: All seats are single-seaters - there is no comfy cuddling-with-significant-other possibility
A 2500x2000 screen is a 5x4 aspect ratio, not 16x9. There must be a lot of cropping off the top and bottom to get a widescreen perspective. In 16x9 mode, you are likely seeing a resolution of about 2500x1400. Still more than enough to do 1080p. Hopefully it has a good upscaling converter hooked up.
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Less of a superheroish Batcave and more of a plain old bat cave.
The screen images are simulated. There is no way anything out of that projector is visible when the room lights are on.
No wonder it had to be a black cave. What a waste of $30k.
The projector: http://tedwhite.homestead.com/g90.html
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She paid $36k for a CRT projector.. L A M E $10k would've gotten her a killer LCD or DLP projector (only the 3-chip DLPs are worth anything, but $10k would get her one).
The full story behind the theater can be found at: http://www.cepro.com/article/the_batcave_home_theater_room_by_dc_audio_video_systems Link also has original size images.
how much is batman gonna shed for renting this place? Bzztttt.. He is broke. Batgirl was the first to reach his wallet than Sony, Triad, Stewart et al.
"a $36,000 commercial 1080p 2500 x 2000 CRT projector."
um, if it's 2500x2000, it's NOT 1080p!
Over 3 million Americans disagree with you. And many more around the world.
And they keep doing that every month.
Barbies are not my favorite either, but hey... A man must make SOME sacrifices in life.
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To the batcave robin!
It's just a "cave". And it's ugly too.
And said 10K projector would look like shit next to this one. They all do, because as good as they've gotten, ALL LCD and DLP projectors have visible artifacts at that screen size. ALL of them.
This CRT is better. Most CRT's are better. That you think otherwise demonstrates how little you know about the subject.
Um, this isn't "THE" batcave. Its designed to look like an actual cave where bats live. This is for a naturalist you know. I'm pretty sure this is just a bad misrepresentation of what it is.
He's got far to much $ to spend.
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Table-ized A.I.
When I scanned the headline, I thought that somebody had made a retro home theater system that runs only on Betamax tapes. Now that would be cool. This batcave, not so much.
... and then they built the supercollider.
How the hell much does a "naturalist" make? Damn, I wish I had anything near $50K to throw at a silly design for a home theatre. Maybe I should research this "naturalist" profession...
Pass the bat-corn! *PaSs!* *Bite!* *ChOmP!*
...the specs are interesting:
- Power Consumption: Max. 1050W, Stand by mode approx. 14W, Power Saving Mode 600W
- Heat Dispersion: 3583.1 BTU
- Screen Size Range: 90 to 300 inches measured diagonally (factory preset to 120")
- Light Output: ANSI 350 lumens (150kHz:50Hz, 6500K), ASNI 280 lumens (15kHz:60Hz, 6500K), Peak White 1300 lumens, All white 500 lumens
What do the other light outputs mean? If you can afford the projector, paying someone to calibrate it every now and then is trivial.
You understand that theaters can strike the set within hours for a different play, right? Take out the chairs, redo the floors, paint the walls, no one ever has to know about your pretensions to Gotham...
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sitting in a synthetic cave with real-leather seats and fake bats seems a little strange.
Is it just me or do you not want to be on the outer edges watching the movie? Either have the screen span the width of the room or just bag it.