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First Amendment Ruling Protects Internet Trolls

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "A recent ruling by the Court of Appeal of the State of California (PDF) in Krinsky v. Doe H030767 overturned a lower court ruling and decided that the First Amendment right to anonymous speech protects internet trolls, too. Specifically, the ruling said that 'this juvenile name-calling cannot reasonably be read as stating actual facts.' And, even though some of the statements were crudely sexual and accused Ms. Krinsky of being among 'boobs, liars and crooks,' the statements were held to 'fall into the category of crude, satirical hyperbole which, while reflecting the immaturity of the speaker, constitute protected opinion under the First Amendment.'"

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  1. Oh dear God... by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    We now have a Slashdot article on trolling? Holy crap, this is gonna be bad, really bad. Does this mean all trolls are now on-topic?

    1. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it just means that for only this article the posts will be modded +1 Troll.

    2. Re:Oh dear God... by TheSpengo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can deal with that! You suck, the constitution sucks, everyone sucks except me because I'm awesome. :D

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    3. Re:Oh dear God... by slyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was expecting 500 Anonymous Coward posts saying something along the lines of "yea thats right you UID bitches, go fuck yourselves."

      It must be past his bedtime or something.

    4. Re:Oh dear God... by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trolls are often on topic but are expressing unpopular opinions. I wish the mod was used strictly for those being obnoxious and not contributing to the discussion. "Troll" and "Flamebait" are at times used to shout down people with unpopular stances. Make a few posts supporting copyrights or speaking out against illegal downloading and see how fast you get trolled or flamebaited. People do at times get decent mods for making good arguments but the vast majority of times they'll be modded down.

    5. Re:Oh dear God... by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Troll" and "Flamebait" are at times used to shout down people with unpopular stances.

      Not nearly to the extent that "overrated" is used though. Overrated is used to shout down people with unpopular stances by moderators who don't want negative meta-mods(since over/under rated is not meta-modded)

    6. Re:Oh dear God... by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      Very insightful comment but yet with an unpopular view point. Hmmm. If I had mod points, I'd mod you down.

    7. Re:Oh dear God... by tacocat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Score one for the good guys. You may not like Trolls, but then neither did King George. If protecting my freedom of speech means I get to listen to a few immature Trolls, it's well worth the price.

    8. Re:Oh dear God... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's also because there are no downmods labeled "factually incorrect", "moronic argument that's been debunked a million times already" or "calling people names isn't going to make your argument any more compelling". When someone's being a dick, and you can't be bothered throwing pearls before swine, there aren't too many options for accurate mods.

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    9. Re:Oh dear God... by greylingrover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, just look at my account... I've tried to make a couple admittedly feeble attempts at humor with good intent (there is a funny mod option, is there not?), only to be modded down (soul crushing as it was). So I just don't post, even when I have something useful to offer. I'm guessing I'll get hammered on this one also, and no, that's not bait, I'm just trying to point out this inherent flaw in community policing/rating/censorship?. Oh yeah, and free speech is good - see, that was totally on topic! ;)

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    10. Re:Oh dear God... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...to be modded down (soul crushing as it was)"

      Makes me wonder what a '+1 whinny' would do to ones soul?

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    11. Re:Oh dear God... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well "moronic argument" could be modded as "overrated", "calling people names" would be "flamebait". The category "factually incorrect" is difficult - but I think slashdot discussions wouldn't necessarily benefit if posts were just modded "wrong" (no matter how appropriate that may be in some cases...). Currently you need to check replies and see if someone explains why the post is wrong - then mod that reply up. I think reading the comments slashdot benefits from this - gives me a chance to learn something if I've been laboring under the same misapprehension as the guy who has been posting.

    12. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Makes me wonder what a '+1 whinny' would do to ones soul?

      Give it a sudden craving for oats?

    13. Re:Oh dear God... by bhtooefr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Speaking of over/underrated, I tend to use underrated in place of funny, because funny doesn't give the poster any karma. (A single funny mod actually reduces the maximum karma a person can receive for a post, making it in some ways WORSE than a negative mod - at least if a post gets down-modded, it can get modded back up, reversing the karma loss.)

      Sometimes I'll find that the post has an insightful, interesting, or informative component, and will use that mod (which at least allows it to be metamodded, and follow the system,) but sometimes funny is the only appropriate mod... so I go underrated.

    14. Re:Oh dear God... by kernel_pat · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Statements were crudely sexual and accused Ms. Krinsky of being among boobs, liars and crooks."

      I think when he referred to boobs he meant fools, not actual boobs. Saying someone was among breasts makes no sense, unless I have got the wrong end of the stick.

    15. Re:Oh dear God... by Qetu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about (-1, [Citation Needed])?

    16. Re:Oh dear God... by magarity · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wish the mod was used strictly for those being obnoxious and not contributing to the discussion
       
      When was the last time you volunteered to meta-moderate? If enough people meta-moderate unfair Troll moderations then the people who hand those out for opposing viewpoints become less likely to get points.

  2. Feck Yeah by ObitMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was going to FP but i was afraid of getting moderated "Troll"

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    1. Re:Feck Yeah by ELProphet · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, this protects flamers too...

      "Hey, douche! Man, get off my Slashdot if all you're going to do is waste my time with 'FIRST PROST!!!!' Comments! Asshole!" ;) Though the 1st amendment may not protect my karma...

  3. democracy and noise by LosManos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is one of the down sides of democracy. The signal to noise ration is sometimes bad.
    But what you consider BS one time might be the truth the next. It is up to you.

  4. This is fantastic news. by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome all things troll friendly. The only thing keeping me from rejoicing completely is that this may interfere with internet censorship... Can we protect trolling, but still censor profanity and anything that may offend religious groups? Then I'll be happy and America will be safer. Those who oppose trolls but allow offensive religious speech hate America's freedom.

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  5. Obgtry... by Mantaar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's welcome our new Beowulf Cluster of legal troll-overlords...


    ... the wave! The wave is coming, I can see it... heck, the earth is shaking!

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  6. USENET had it right... by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't Feed The Trolls

    It only empowers them to wield attack lawyers.

    1. Re:USENET had it right... by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      +----------+
      |  PLEASE  |
      |  DO NOT  |
      | FEED THE |
      |  TROLLS  |
      +----------+
          |  |
          |  |
        .\|.||/..

      Teehee

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  7. Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all / The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all / And even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall / It reminds me, that it's not so bad -- it's not so bad

    Dear Rob, I wrote but you still ain't callin / I left my email, my ICQ, and my yahoo chat at the bottom / I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em / There probably was a problem with your sendmail or somethin / Sometimes I scribble email addees too sloppy when I jot 'em / but anyways; fsck it, what's been up? Man how's your boxes? / My boxes is linux too, I'm bout to be a compiler / once I learn gcc, / I'ma go on and compile for hours / I read about your Palm Pilot too I'm sorry / I had a friend lose his Palm over at the airport in Maradonna / I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan / I even read all your bullshit Linux news and Microsoft's man / I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man / I like the way you sold your ass out too, that shit was fat / Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, / just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan / This is Stan

    Dear Rob, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance / I ain't mad - I just think it's FSCKED UP you don't answer fans / If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Linux World / you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew / That's my Senior sys admin he's only 26 years old / We waited on a 9600 baud for you, / four hours and you just said, "No." / That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fsckin idol / He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do / I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to / Remember when we met in Boston - you said if I'd write you / you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way / I never had a clue about shit either / I gcc'd shit with my wife then beat her / I can relate to what you're saying in your page / so when I feel like rmusering I read Slashdot to begin the rage / cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed / I even got a tattoo of slashdot across the chest / Sometimes I even packet myself to see how much it floods / It's like adrenaline, the DDoS is such a sudden rush of blood / See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it / My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 / But she don't know you like I know you Rob, no one does / She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up / You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose / Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. / We should be together too

    Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Waste-A-Packet-On-My-Fans, / this'll be the last packet I ever send your ass / It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? / I know you got my last two emails / I wrote the @ signs on 'em perfect / So this is my payload I'm sending you, I hope you hear it / I'm on my modem now, I'm doing 9600 baud so fear it / Hey Rob, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to code? / You know the song by Deep Purple or Slayer / its irrelevant by playing on my linux player / while I write some php scripts and play some Dragonslayer / That's kinda how shit is, you coulda rescued me from drowning / Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downloads now, I'm drowsy / and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call / I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall / I love you Rob, we coulda been together, think about it / You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it / And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it / I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me / See Rob {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to code / Hey Rob, that's my senior admin screamin from the comode / but I didn't cut the power off, I just rebooted, see I ain't like you / cause if rm -rf'd we'd suffer more, and then the boxes die too / Well, gotta go, I'm almost BGP bridged now / Oh shit, I f

    1. Re:Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The last few months I have been doing some research into the trolling phenomenon on slashdot.org. In order to do this as thoroughly as possible, I have written both normal and troll posts, 1st posts, etc., both logged in and anonymously, and I have found these rather shocking results:

      • More moderator points are being used to mod posts down than up. Furthermore, when modding a post up, every moderator seems to follow previous moderators in their choices, even when it's not a particularly interesting or clever post slashdot.org. There are a LOT more +5 posts than +3 or +4.
      • Logged in people are modded down faster than anonymous cowards. Presumably these Nazi Moderators think it's more important to burn a user's existing karma, to silence that individual for the future, than to use the moderation system for what it's meant for : identifying "good" and "bad" posts (Notice how nearly all oppressive governments in the past and present do the same thing : marking individuals as bad and untrustworthy because they have conflicting opinions, instead of engaging in a public discussion about these opinions)
      • Once you have a karma of -4 or -5, your posts have a score of -1 by default. When this is the case, no-one bothers to mod you down anymore. This means a logged in user can keep on trolling as much as he (or she) likes, without risking a ban to post on slashdot. When trolling as an anonymous user, every post starts at score 0, and you will be modded down to -1 ON EVERY POST. When you are modded down a certain number of times in 24 hour, you cannot post anymore from your current IP for a day or so. So, for successful trolling, ALWAYS log in.
      • A lot of the modded down posts are actually quite clever, funny, etc., and they are only modded down because they are offtopic. Now, on a news site like slashdot, where the number of different topics of discussion can be counted on 1 hand, I must say I quite like the distraction these posts offer. But no, when the topic is yet another minor version change of the Linux kernel, they only expect ooohs and aaahs about this great feat of engineering. Look at the moderation done in this thread to see what I mean.
      • Digging deep into the history of slashdot, I found this poll, which clearly indicates the vast majority does NOT want the moderation we have here today. 'nuff said.


      Feel free to use this information to your advantage. I thank you for your time.

      Anonymous cowards are... well, cowards.
    2. Re:Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, I remember that! The First Slashdot Troll Post Investigation
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=26315&cid=2850660

    3. Re:Greatest Hits by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      "That is the most interesting and informative description I've seen..."

      Actually the settings page is far more informative, but I agree it's kinda dull.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  8. Evident corollary by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, moderating a comment (-1, Troll) is unconstitutional? Cool!

    1. Re:Evident corollary by novakyu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, moderating a comment (-1, Troll) is unconstitutional? Cool! No, because the moderation itself (at least on a private site like this) is expression of opinion in and of itself, and such is protected by the First Amendment rights.
  9. Nice argument by Okind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "[...] the statements [...] , while reflecting the immaturity of the speaker, constitute protected opinion under the First Amendment."

    That is a very nice way of protecting free speech, while still making very plain that that kid should work on his argumentative skills.

  10. Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by milsoRgen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always felt that one should be able to say or write anything that suits their fancy. Short of something that could put someone in immediate harm (i.e. shouting, "Fire!" in a crowded place).

    It's like when people put parts of Scientology's texts in public forums. To a true believer, those words are putting them in actual danger or at the very least greatly offending them. But no one cares about that, their a bunch of not jobs.

    But in my own experiance, trying to get a t-shirt made that simply says F*** Jesus, has been very hard. And I can't wait to get one made to wear to Wal-Mart... Granted that will probably put me in physical danger, but that's part of the fun of it all.

    The point is, the world is a dirty grubby place. And if you can't use your intellect to help you see beyond it all. That's you're problem, people talk shit. Always have always will. IMHO.

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    1. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might get more action if you wear a shirt that says "Gay and Proud of it!". Christians are fairly hardened towards abuse of their religion as religious debate is not uncommon. Or maybe you could try "NASCAR sucks!"

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    2. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by cliveholloway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "...trying to get a t-shirt made that simply says F*** Jesus, has been very hard"

      So you want to get a T-shirt made with Fuck Jesus on it, but you're too embarrassed to type that almost anonymously on Slashdot?

      Um, OK then. Go for it you rebel!

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    3. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by milsoRgen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually I want the asterisks in place as businesses tend to be privately owned, and I'm merely out to get a rise from the public. Not asked to leave.

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      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    4. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by joss · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, for almost certain death in hick towns just wear something
      which mixes the two genres..

      Jesus loves...
      to suck cock

      That'll do it

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    5. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Mike89 · · Score: 2, Informative
  11. how would it not be? by hcmtnbiker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really don't understand how they wouldn't be under free speech. Defamatory remarks are only ones made that where stated as fact, as so people will believe them when they're not true. That has been decided it doesn't fall under freedom of speech because of its deceiving nature. Whereas trolls aren't trying to deceive anyone, they're just ranting. What it comes down to for me is that the right to freedom of speech is useless unless you piss someone off, the reason its in the constitution is so you can use it to piss people off. If no one ever pissed anyone off with speech then there would be no need for the first amendment.
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    1. Re:how would it not be? by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a difference between speech that is primarily intended to make a point, but happens to piss someone off (e.g. "I believe that homosexuality is/is not immoral"), and speech which is primarily intended to piss people off rather than make a point (e.g. "burn all f4gg0+z fur havin A1DZ lolz").

      I sincerely doubt that the people who wrote your constitution had the noble aim of allowing their citizens to call each other "poopyheads" in mind. The aim of the first amendment is presumably to allow the free transmission of ideas and for people to be able to speak their conscience. It doesn't protect every kind of lie, for example.

      If the founders had wanted to protect the right to specifically annoy other people, they would have written something like: "The right of citizens to throw balloons full of dog shit at each other shall not be infringed".

      Trolls can be funny, but they are more often a nuisance. It's not like much can be done in any case, since the law of the universe is that idiots and assholes must win.

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    2. Re:how would it not be? by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sincerely doubt that the people who wrote your constitution had the noble aim of allowing their citizens to call each other "poopyheads" in mind.
      No, I think that's exactly what they had in mind. Something along the lines of, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

      If the founders had wanted to protect the right to specifically annoy other people, they would have written something like: "The right of citizens to throw balloons full of dog shit at each other shall not be infringed".
      This is exactly why some of the founders opposed the creation of the Bill of Rights: they worried that people would misinterpret it as an exhaustive listing of the people's (and the states') rights. It is not. It merely lists some of the things the federal government is explicitly, no-really-I-mean-it not allowed to do; but everything not mentioned is supposed to be left up to the people, or to the states. In fact, there's even an amendment saying precisely that:

      The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
      So since the founders did not put any language into the Constitution granting the federal government the power to prevent people from generally being assholes to each other, the federal government isn't allowed to do it. I leave as an exercise for the reader the task of finding in the Constitution language that grants the federal government the power to establish Social Security and other forms of welfare, the Federal Reserve, the Food and Drug Administration, and so on.
  12. How long does it take? by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh come on, why are there 18 comments and no one's done this yet? Do I have to do everything myself? Let's get it out of the way:

    _____________________________

    That idiotic dumb-ass judge wouldn't know a good judicial decision if it bit him in his lame-ass ass. Where did he go to judge-school anyway, The Universduhity of Dumbasia?

    I see it came from California. Everyone knows everybody in California is a stupid liberal anyway with their stupid activist liberal judges who just do whatever their retarded Governator tells them to do. Retards. Someone should shoot them all, wouldn't that be ironic? Here they all go crying "free speech, free speech," and then they get shot? Well, if you don't see the irony, then you're even dumber than that retarted freakin judge.

    _____________________________

    OK, now mod it + funny, - troll and we can be done with it.

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  13. why can't that happen to me?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, would not mind being "among boobs".

    And i guess that goes for most of us here. :)

  14. Trolly Comment by AndGodSed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    bla, yah, abortion, yadda, mohammed cartoon, yack yack, George Bush, bla bla...

  15. Hurrah for the courts by LandruBek · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is good news in an age where free speech is under attack from so many quarters. Let's all remember this famous quote:

    "I may mod down what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it."
    -- Voltaire

    This has not always been the land of the free. Remember Eugene V. Debs:

    "June 16, 1918 -- Debs made his famous anti-war speech in Canton, Ohio, protesting World War I which was raging in Europe. For this speech he was arrested and convicted in federal court in Cleveland, Ohio under the war-time espionage law ... [and] sentenced to serve 10 years in prison . . . ."
    (from here)

    ... and the victims of the Montana sedition law.

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  16. I hate to self-promote myself but.... by Seakip18 · · Score: 3, Informative

    If they're using comcast, then they don't have the first amendment. Again sorry to repost/whore.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=446180&cid=22344224

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  17. Some companies don't understand by Auckerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay, there are basically two kinds of companies that follow suits like this: Young companies with inexperienced leadership and companies have a valid tarnished image who want their day in court to clear their name or to just scare critics into silence. Experienced leadership understands that maintaining a good image means fixing problems, not hide them. Also, you don't go out of your way to highlight critics. These guys are making the news circles, which is leading people to read about the company history, further tarnishing their image. Not exactly the kind of thing an experienced leader does.

    I'm pretty sure those who do seek to actively silence public critics are those who have something to hide, not am image to maintain. If you run the company right, people will rightfully ignore the trolls.

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  18. The downside of Free speech by stox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that you're going to be exposed to things that annoy you or that you disagree with. Some things might even offend you. Deal with it, it is a part of real life.

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    1. Re:The downside of Free speech by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm just glad to see the courts are upholding our frist amendment rights!

  19. Anonymous posting likely to be gone in Norway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting


    There are extremely strong pressures for anonymous posting to be removed from all national newspaper and discussion sites, pretty much every site "run by a company", which is all of them. The social pressure on companies to conform to this could be compared with the Chinese social pressure on companies not to allow 'socially objectionable material' to filter into the public consciousness.

    Additionally, every Norway-based social networking site requires a mobile phone for registration, and mobile phones are required by law to be registered to a valid address with SSN-equivalent. You can't buy one without ID.

  20. define "obnoxious" post by CarpetShark · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One person's obnoxious poster is another's modern day Mark Twain. It's time people realised that calling someone a "troll" is just a stereotyping, dismissive way of dealing with things you can't be bothered to discuss. It would be much more mature to simply ignore them.

    1. Re:define "obnoxious" post by gomiam · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It would be much more mature to simply ignore them.

      Which is achieved by modding them down. If you really want to read them all, you can always read at -1 like I do. Even better: as a registered user, you can set your account to ignore (-1) Troll moderations.

  21. Very interesting: professionalism = responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful


    If you read the summary and the verdict, it actually appears that the main question was whether the statements could reasonably be read as facts, because defamation rules only protect against false factual claims. The judge found that no reasonable person was likely to read them as statements of facts, but rather as 'crude, satirical hyperbole'.

    The very strong implication that is likely to have consequences is that the deciding question about any claims is whether they are "likely to be read as facts", which again is going to depend on the professionalism they are delivered with. Whereas posting the commment "Ms. Krinsky likes to suck goats" in a Youtube comment is unlikely to be defamatory, creating a professional-looking blog and writing a post entitled "My disturbing meeting with Ms. Krinsky where she hinted at zoophilia" on the other hand is likely to be.

    I completely agree that this is the only sensible and real-life-compatible way for things to be done to be honest, but it is interesting that the court has now spelt it out explicitly. Look forward to the 'convincingness' of internet posts to become an issue in defemation cases in the future. Of course, even if something is not defamatory it could still be harassment or criminal in other ways.

  22. Darwinian M&M duels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

    There can be only one.

    1. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by montyzooooma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a flaw here. With a winner stays on format the winner gets worn down over time making it statistically unlikely that the last man standing will actually be the strongest competitor when the contest started, just the strongest left when the contest finished.

    2. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by overkill1024 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not off topic in the least, but coincidentally I just did this a few minutes ago upon obtaining a bag of m&ms and remembering this 'copypasta'. I used more of a tournament style bracket so that at the end the competitors would be equally worn. Though there's always an element of chance in natural selection, if m&ms had genetic traits and were bread in the proposed manner you would get the same result, just less efficiently. That aside, the green m&ms seem to be the strongest and won against every competing color with the exception of one yellow m&m which was subsequently destroyed by another green m&m. Coincidence?

    3. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's another flaw. He's only using M+M candies which is useless for breeding purposes. He needs to find a packet of M+F candies.

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    4. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by sorak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.

      I think you are just perpetuating the myth that Darwin was racist. I'm pretty sure that the Discovery Institute will be quoting your post in the following way:

      I have found that, in general, the brown and red... are tougher, and... are genetically inferior.
    5. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny

      We all know that Darwin hated those blue people.

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  23. Re: Vs. King George by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Funny

    When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one person to separate himself from the association of the other members of a learned discussion, and to assume among the trolls of the earth a separate and equal station, it becomes incumbent upon the troll to enumerate the reasons for his separation.

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  24. you sir by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    are a mega scum bag and a cockroach, and there are probably more cockroaches at the company you work for

    however, i will reciprocate felatoin with you even though you have fat thighs, a fake medical
    degree, queefs and have poor feminine hygiene

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  25. To what extent? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When someone posts "trolling" comments on his blog, fine. But is this supposed to mean that I have to allow it or at least may not take legal steps against someone trying to troll on a board, message system or blog I am responsible for?

    To me, this is akin to a party. It's your party, do what you want. You may even kick me out for being no troll, you may do whatever name calling you like, but when you're on my lawn, you either keep your mouth shut or get off it. You will not come to my party and advertise for amway, you will not get drunk and harrass all the girls and you will not start political campaigning for a party I do not like.

    I do sincerely hope that the courts see that fine difference. Just because I open my house for anyone who wants to party with me does not mean that I allow anyone to come in and do what they like. And the same applies to internet servers. A server is not a "public space". It is owned by someone who may (or may not) present the rules under which this server may be used. Play by those rules or get off my lawn.

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    1. Re:To what extent? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Informative

      When someone posts "trolling" comments on his blog, fine. But is this supposed to mean that I have to allow it or at least may not take legal steps against someone trying to troll on a board, message system or blog I am responsible for?

      This isn't just directed at you; a lot of people misunderstand the Constitution and Bill of Rights. They are an enumeration and restriction on the powers of government. If you come on my lawn screaming advertisements at my window, I am fully within my rights to have the police issue you a trespass notice and escort you off. (Of course they could really only move the person to the sidewalk unless they tried to make it a disorderly conduct/disturbing the peace/noise violation, but still.)

      Likewise, if you run a blog/website/forum, you're free to make whatever rules you want. If you want to restrict your website to only whites, it's impractacle as hell but you're free to try. If you want to ban anybody who says the word "dog," you're perfectly free to do so. I'm not sure that there is any legal action for you to take in any of these situations; even if they don't have the right to free speech on a private forum, that doesn't necessarily entitle you to legal recourse if they say something. You might try to push for some sort of unauthorized access charges or something if you ban them and they circumvent it, but that's pushing it. Restrictions yes, bans sure, legal action... questionable.

      The exception is if you're a government agency or a pseudo-government agency (such as institutions that take federal money), like public schools--though in a way schools are a bad example because an entirely DIFFERENT and much more restrictive set of rules can be applied to public school students according to Supreme Court decisions. I seem to recall a court case where students wore black armbands to protest something, and administrators tried to punish them for it. The Court basically ruled that they weren't disrupting classes and it wasn't obscene, so it was a free speech issue. Aaanyway. Slightly more, these issues are beginning to apply to employers as well, but there's no really clear legal precedents that apply in all jurisdictions that I can think of. To use your examples, you're free to restrict speech on your private message boards or throw anybody you want out of your party as a private citizen.

      This case isn't really an issue of restricting free speech, though. I didn't read the article, but it looks like it was a civil lawsuit claiming some combination of libel and maybe defamation of character. Libel is, of course, inherently NOT protected speech; I can't write an article about how Opportunist is a child molester and launch into a long story about how I saw you groping children on the sidewalk if it's not true. What the judges said is that the nature of what he said was a childish rant, which is immature but not libelous. For example, the child groping story would probably be libel; if I said "you're a stupid bastard, you bitch!" you can't sue me on the grounds that you weren't conceived out of wedlock, have a high IQ and aren't a female dog. In other words, that would make me an ass but not a liable for libel (I HAD to say that at least once); the ruling in this case, similarly, is that the speech did not rise to that level and thus could not be punished.

  26. WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! by nunyadambinness · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "and eerily perfect grammar"

    BZZZZT. Not even close.

    "Did their supposed anonymity give them constitutional rights to be fucktards, or more importantly, to cause my family grief and humiliation?"

    Listen crybaby, I'll explain this to you so you'll avoid looking like a bitch again.

    THEY DID NOT CAUSE YOUR FAMILY ANYTHING. THEY ENGAGED IN AN ACTIVITY, WHICH YOU CHOSE TO RESPOND TO WITH GRIEF AND HUMILIATION. YOU CHOSE HOW TO REACT TO THEM AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME FOR HOW YOU FEEL.

    Grow the fuck up. Your post was the definition of pathetic.

  27. Re:No by gomiam · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No, that's preventing everyone else from seeing their opinions too.

    <sarcasm>Of course it is, because there is no option to browse at -1, whether you are a registered user or not. I guess two clicks are too much work, and having to go to a public library to read a book censors the author because you don't get it sent home just because you think you want to read it right now.</sarcasm>

    Preventing would require that those comments were unavailable (or with great difficulty). Two clicks doesn't cut it, for me.

  28. Pot, meet kettle by torkus · · Score: 2, Funny

    And just to keep in line with the ruling, the judge called the blogger Crude, Immature and Hyperbolic.

    And yes, I know what i wrote. You didn't get the joke perhaps?

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  29. Amen by pavon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't moderate in this thread because I already posted, but this should be +5.

    Furthermore, if you want an idea of what kind of speech the American Revolutionaries wanted to protect, just look at the kind of speech they were using. For every civil and well-reasoned "Common Sense", "Declaration of Independence" and "Federalist Papers", there are dozens of newspapers articles and pamphlets published that were crude, hyperbolic, and dripping with vitriol. They were nothing if not flamebait. The founders of this country clearly felt that no one should be above this sort of criticism, and that no government should be able to suppress this sort of dissent.

    Admiral Ag is correct in saying that this sort of speech is nothing but a nuisance, but if someone thinks they need the government to step in and "protect" them from something as insignificant as trolling then they have bigger problems on their hands.

  30. Re:No by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The attempt to legitimise your censorship by saying that you've gone out of your way even more to provide a method of making the censorship usable is worse, because it shows more premeditation.

    Of course it's premeditated. That's the entire purpose of any moderation system: to mod posts up that the moderator believes are good and down those he doesn't. Even if you eliminate downmods you're still "censoring" posts by virtue of choosing not to mod them up. The only way to eliminate that oh-so-abhorrent practice is to eliminate moderation entirely. I don't know about you, but I simply don't have the time to read every single comment on every single article I look at on Slashdot. I LIKE the fact that idiotic posts are hidden from my view by my viewing threshold, and that posts that SOMEBODY thought was good are highlighted for my attention. I'm happy to acknowledge that some downmods are undeserved, the same as some upmods are. I simply don't feel that the system not being perfect warrants scrapping it.

    Luckily, as the grandparent post correctly pointed out, if you disagree with such a "censorship" regime you're free to disable it by browsing at -1 and ignoring any moderations that were made. You can read everything. Or if you've got a particular soft spot for people modded troll, you can even adjust the moderation for it in your profile such that it is a GOOD thing that brings it to you attention rather than hides it.

    This might be censorship from a strict definition of the word, but the vast majority of people, were this system described to them, would not find it inappropriate in the least. Labeling it thus is just some sort of lame appeal to emotion. After all, hardly anybody will support censorship if that's what you ask them--even if they do in some cases. Personally I find it more akin to a tagging system; people decide if a post is funny or a troll or what, and I can decide whether those things are good or bad. And luckily, as has been said many times now, there are multiple options for anybody who disagrees with this system's existence to essentially opt out and see everything anyway. Those of us who find it useful may continue to use it as an aide to finding good posts and hiding bad. What's the problem here?

    p.s.: added sarcasm doesn't make you any less wrong.

    Nor do smartass remarks make you right. If what you're looking for is an intellectual snobbery win, pat yourself on the back; I'll admit downmodding may fit some of the broader definitions of censorship if you're insistent on considering it "devaluing some peoples' opinions" rather than trying to classify posts in certain ways. Personally though, I think you fail to make any worthwhile point about it.