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Computers Emulate Neanderthal Speech

Clarence writes "After some 30,000 years of silence, the Neanderthal race is once again speaking thanks to some advanced computer simulation. A Florida Atlantic University professor is using software vocal tract reconstructions to emulate the speech of our long-dead distant relatives. 'He says the ancient human's speech lacked the "quantal vowel" sounds that underlie modern speech. Quantal vowels provide cues that help speakers with different size vocal tracts understand one another, says Robert McCarthy, who was talking at the annual meeting of the American Association of Physical Anthropologists in Columbus, Ohio, on April 11. In the 1970s, linguist Phil Lieberman, of Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island, inferred the dimensions of the larynx of a Neanderthal based on its skull. His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.'"

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  1. Obligatory joke by bughunter · · Score: 4, Funny

    His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.

    I'm imagining, then, that it sounded something like "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

    [ducks]

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    1. Re:Obligatory joke by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm imagining, then, that it sounded something like "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

      [ducks] I was thinking more along the lines of "I'm the decider! You've done a heck of a job, Brownie." But I could be completely wrong. It might sound more like "Developers developers developers developers."
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    2. Re:Obligatory joke by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I'm imagining, then, that it sounded something like "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

            And it was apparently incapable of pronouncing the world nuclear as something other than nukular.

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    3. Re:Obligatory joke by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      Speech patterns--they're funny! Bostonians are idiots because they drop the 'r'!
      Seriously, some of the smartest people I know say "nukular", it's just how some parts of the country say it. There are far better criticisms of the Pres. than how he says "nuclear".

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    4. Re:Obligatory joke by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      is that supposed to be the beach boys?

      Ba ba ba, ba barbra anne....

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    5. Re:Obligatory joke by Gewalt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And how many of those people have the proverbial (and literal) keys to hundreds of "nukular" bombs? Those other people have a valid excuse for saying it wrong. The Pres. does not. of ALL the people in the world, HE, MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE should know the difference.

      I don't expect everyone in china to know how to wield a Katana, but I do expect imperial guard to know a thing or two about them.

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    6. Re:Obligatory joke by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran." Bomb Iran? Sounds like a plan!
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    7. Re:Obligatory joke by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't expect everyone in china to know how to wield a Katana

            Neither do I. Aren't katanas Japanese? :)

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    8. Re:Obligatory joke by Gewalt · · Score: 1

      Touché (oh look, /. cant put an accent on an e... /sigh)

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    9. Re:Obligatory joke by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was McCain making a "joke" about what to do with Iran.

    10. Re:Obligatory joke by c6gunner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And how many of those people have the proverbial (and literal) keys to hundreds of "nukular" bombs? .... of ALL the people in the world, HE, MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE should know the difference.
      How does that follow?

      I've got this weird little quirk where, whenever I try to say the words "Seat Heater", it comes out as "Heat Seater". I have to really concentrate on it in order to say it properly. So, by your logic, I should never be allowed to own a car with seat heaters?

      Seriously, if you want to pick on the guy for some of his policy decisions, fine, but picking on him for the way he pronounces a word is just silly. Grow up.
    11. Re:Obligatory joke by iNaya · · Score: 1

      The Chinese also don't have an imperial guard. The empire fell apart (literally) in 1912. The last Emperor was Puyi, and he wasn't a very good emperor, being only 2 years old at the time.

      Anyway, the Chinese imperial guard tended to use bows/arrows and "dan dao"s which in English are called Chinese broadswords. Anyway, they aren't nearly as cool as Katana's, even European swords had much more style. Actually some European swords are quite awesome you should look them up.
      (But the clothes they wore were pretty awesome)

      Of course, if I was an Emperor/King, I would expect my imperial guard to know how to wield rifles, but that's just me.

      Woohoo -1 Offtopic

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    12. Re:Obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the Imperial Guard uses light sabers?

    13. Re:Obligatory joke by Starayo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wé can't?

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    14. Re:Obligatory joke by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      He's either too ignorant to know the correct pronunciation, or to arrogant to care.

      I don't know which is scarier!

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    15. Re:Obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might sound more like "Developers developers developers developers."

      The article would probably be called " Computers Emulate Ballmer Speech" Then

    16. Re:Obligatory joke by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      That they are, in fact, I seem to recall the Dao as being the chinese swords. Variations on said weapon were the Dadao and Ram dao, but I've yet to actually hold one in my own hands.

      Shame, they look pretty and decently balanced.

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    17. Re:Obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      barbara ann?

    18. Re:Obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, are you saying I can emulate human speech by creating a robot that barks developers, and screams like a coke addicted motivational speaker until it's vocal mechanisms are broken? Should we have a Ballmer capable machine as well as a Turing capable machine?

    19. Re:Obligatory joke by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      it does show how much pride he takes in doing things correctly, doesn't it?

    20. Re:Obligatory joke by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Speech patterns--they're funny! Bostonians are idiots because they drop the 'r'! Most English-speaking countries drop the 'r'. Only Americans insist on pronouncing a mangled 'r' everywhere.
    21. Re:Obligatory joke by mcvos · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't expect everyone in china to know how to wield a Katana, Pointy end goes in the other guy.

    22. Re:Obligatory joke by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      dao is the chinese sabre (katana is a japanese sabre), jian is the chinese sword.
      a sword has a straight double edge blade, a sabre has a curved single edge blade.

      so a lightsabre isn't, it is a lightsword actually.

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    23. Re:Obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, douchebag. Trust me when I say that NO ONE saw your cheap shot coming.

      At least we've rooted them out early.

    24. Re:Obligatory joke by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      a sword has a straight double edge blade, a sabre has a curved single edge blade.
      That's bull. Sword is a generic term - sabre, epée, falchion, gladius (I could go on) are subtypes.
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    25. Re:Obligatory joke by MrMr · · Score: 1

      I expect that most people that say 'nukular' also have only a single word for both Japanese and Chinese.

    26. Re:Obligatory joke by somersault · · Score: 1

      Hehe that's weird.. my car has seat heaters and I said heat seaters quite a few times when I first got it :P

      Now say this really fast!

      I'm not the pheasant plucker;
      I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
      I'm only plucking pheasants
      Till the pheasant plucker comes

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    27. Re:Obligatory joke by somersault · · Score: 1

      English people tend not to be great at pronouncing rs (and they also pronounce ng as ngk, which is extremely annoyingk to me :P ), but Scots and Irish would pronounce it I'm sure.. I'm a Scot and I say nee-oo-clee-urr (but faster :P )

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    28. Re:Obligatory joke by somersault · · Score: 1

      I didn't actually, I was thinking more along the line of internet memes :)

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      which is totally what she said
    29. Re:Obligatory joke by somersault · · Score: 1

      I thought the submitter had noticed that there are comments under the videos on YouTube

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      which is totally what she said
    30. Re:Obligatory joke by Weedlekin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "English people tend not to be great at pronouncing rs"

      Unless they come from the West Country or Lancashire, which were still parts of England the last time I looked.

      "and they also pronounce ng as ngk, which is extremely annoyingk to me"

      "English people" are people who live in England, and England has a wide variety of accents and vernacular vocabularies, so the English don't pronounce anything in a particular way.

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    31. Re:Obligatory joke by Poltras · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes you could. But I doubt a Ballmer machine would be Turing capable.

    32. Re:Obligatory joke by somersault · · Score: 1

      The English that I've spoken to or seen on TV, alllll pronounce the k. Not too sure about the geordies actually, I think they jus say n instead of ng :P Guess you're right with the west country folk, it's just that I've never spoken to any of them because they tend to drive tractors rather than work in oil companies[/blatant stereotyping]

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    33. Re:Obligatory joke by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From what I've read, Dubya Bush was originally criticized for being "too smart" and it cost him several early campaigns.

      As a result he *purposefully* dumbed himself down, so as to create a more welcoming persona for the viewers (i.e. "he's just an average guy like us"). Bush probably says "nukulars" on purpose; same way that Clinton purposefully mispronounced Saddam.

      Bush's actual IQ (130) ranks him as the 2nd dumbest president after Ulysses S. Grant (the general who won the Civil War). The smartest president was John Quincy Adams (Republican), followed by Thomas Jefferson (also Republican).

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    34. Re:Obligatory joke by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "Guess you're right with the west country folk, it's just that I've never spoken to any of them because they tend to drive tractors rather than work in oil companies"

      Now be fair, they don't all drive tractors. Some of them are unemployed, so they don't get to work with tractors, and can't afford one of their own.

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    35. Re:Obligatory joke by hey! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The closest Chinese analog of the katana is the jian, which is usually translated as "long sword". It is by definition a double edged weapon, as distinct from a single edged weapon, which is referred to a a "knife" ("dao") regardless of length.

      Of course there is no precise cultural parallel, since there has not been any period in Chinese cultural memory where martial authority has implied supreme social status. The jian is the personal weapon of the elite, not because it is an object of cultural veneration, but because it literally cuts both ways. Because of this, it is harder to wield than a dao without risking self-injury.

      By contrast, the dao was the Kalashnikov of classical Chinese martial arts. It was an easy to manufacture, user-friendly weapon you could press into the hand of a recruit plucked off the farm, with the command, "go forth and kill." Not that some people can't manage to endanger themselves. A friend of mine witnessed a person who cut a new vent in a suit when he picked up an unfamiliar dao (which happened to be sharp) and did a little showing off.

      What makes the jian the weapon of the elite is that its skillful use embodies the Chinese ideal of a superior individual: diligent study, balance, and restraint. Not that one cannot embody these qualities in the use of the dao, as the following legend relates.

      Once there was a master of the dao, whose skill was supreme in his province. He never lost a duel, and soon his reputation grew so that none dared challenge him. He was, however, a rough and brutal man, and he enjoyed demonstrating his superiority over lesser swordsmen. So he sought out and killed anybody with any claim to skill with the dao at all.

      One day, news came that a Shaolin monk, who was reputedly skilled in many weapons , was traveling in the province. The master sought the monk out and challenged him to a duel with the dao. They met at the appointed place, and each prepared to fight in his own manner. The master warmed up by showing off his amazing skill, a tactic that had never failed to strike fear in his opponents. The monk did not fail to notice that the master's skill with the dao was indeed far greater than his own. Still, he prepared for the fight as he prepared himself each day to do everyday things, spending a few moments disciplining his thoughts, banishing any considerations of pride in victory, shame of defeat, or fear of pain or death from his mind.

      As the duel commenced, the master tested the monk's defenses with a flurry of vicious, but basic attacks. These the monk calmly parried and countered each attack as if he were giving a lesson to a student. The monk's equanimity unnerved the master, who suspected this was because the monk had some secret skill the master did not -- which indeed was the case, although not in the way the master suspected. "I must kill this monk quickly, or else he will use his secret on me and defeat me."

      So the master launched his most elaborately vicious attack yet. Foremost in his mind was the vision of himself, victorious over the dead monk. Also unbidden in his mind was the vision of himself defeated and shamed. What was not in his mind were the basics of his art. And so the monk, despite his lesser skill, was able to defeat the master with the basics taught to every beginning student of the dao, although he forbore to kill the master. In an act of mercy, he cut off both the master's feet instead, putting an end to the master's dueling career.

      This legend as it comes down to us, whatever its basis in historical fact, is uniquely Chinese. It explains why it is that, although the Chinese are fond of swords, and a sword is not an uncommonly wall decoration in a Chinese household, the they seldom venerate the sword as a symbol of status and authority. The sword is a tool of liberation, including liberation from the tyrannies of rashness, thoughtless aggression and ignorance.

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    36. Re:Obligatory joke by Nemo's+Night+Sky · · Score: 1

      I expect that most people that say 'nukular' also have only a single word for both Japanese and Chinese. It isn't a person. The poster is a bot running the Neanderthal Emulator.
    37. Re:Obligatory joke by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Bush's actual IQ (130) ranks him as the 2nd dumbest president after Ulysses S. Grant (the general who won the Civil War). The smartest president was John Quincy Adams (Republican), followed by Thomas Jefferson (also Republican).

      You forgot to add that you're speculating mindlessly. Presidential scholars usually list T. Roosevelt and James Garfield as the most intelligent presidents, Andrew Jackson and Andrew Johnson as the least. It's all speculation when you get down to it, but at least there's some scholarship behind their positions.

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    38. Re:Obligatory joke by Pescar · · Score: 1

      nooo.. Lasguns are their weapon of choice. duuuh...

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    39. Re:Obligatory joke by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      You mean a laser pointer, with a T-shirt for armor.

    40. Re:Obligatory joke by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing that. I feel more cultured already!

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    41. Re:Obligatory joke by ClientNine · · Score: 0

      And how many of those people have the proverbial (and literal) keys to hundreds of "nukular" bombs? Those other people have a valid excuse for saying it wrong. The Pres. does not. of ALL the people in the world, HE, MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE should know the difference.

      So by your logic, we should attack JFK's handling of the Cuban Missile Crisis because his regional accent precluded him from saying "Cuba" correctly?

      Down South a lot of people pronounce words differently than whatever the media has declared to be standard American pronunciation. One of those words is "nuclear". Get over it.

      As a previous poster said, there are plenty of legitimate critcisms of this President. This isn't one of them. Displaying blind regional predjudice only undermines your legitimate arguments.

    42. Re:Obligatory joke by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

      Calling both Thomas Jefferson and John Quincy Adams "Republicans" is horribly inaccurate.

      Jefferson was a Democratic-Republican since the beginning of American party politics and until the end of his life. Adams was a Democratic-Republican early in his career, but later changed affiliations when that party broke up.

      In 1824, the Democratic-Republican party shattered due to a contested nomination. Andrew Jackson's faction became the Democrats (the same Democrats as today).

      John Quincy Adams' faction became the National Republicans. The National Republicans merged with a group called the Whigs in 1830 and took their name. They eventually fizzled out by 1856. They had nothing to do with the modern Republican party, which was founded in 1854 as a purely anti-slavery party (it should be noted that the Whigs never took a stance on slavery either way).

      Of the two factions, Jackson's Democrats followed Jefferson's ideals and so they are considered the main successor of the Democratic-Republicans. On the other hand, Adams' National Republicans/Whigs largely adopted the ideals of the deceased Federalist Party (note that Adams' father, John Adams, was a Federalist).

      Of all the Presidents you mention, Bush and Grant were the only Republicans.

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    43. Re:Obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father is worried that he has Alzheimer's, something that all older people fear. He went in to the doctor and some tests were performed. The doctor reassured him that he does not have Alzheimer's. With great aplomb my father assumed that if he wasn't demented then he may just be dumb.

      It takes a great person to make that leap.

      Ahem.

    44. Re:Obligatory joke by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      Almost like you grew up in a petrie dish.

    45. Re:Obligatory joke by JThundley · · Score: 1

      Heat seaters don't kill people.

  2. Just great by CSMatt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Computers are already cryptic enough when they speak normal English. I'd rather not have to hear one say "Me get segfault. Me dump core."

    1. Re:Just great by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I can think of a few customers that I have to support that may find those helpful...

    2. Re:Just great by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well acording to the TFA, I think it would sound more like: "Mmm gut suggfutt Mmm dup cor" even that might be a bit vowl lead sylable happy for our simple spoken ancestors.

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    3. Re:Just great by kylehase · · Score: 2, Funny

      Computers are already cryptic enough when they speak normal English. I'd rather not have to hear one say "Unga bunga. Me get segfault. Me dump core." Fixed that for you.
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  3. Does this work for present humans? by AdamTrace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If he can take the vocal tract of a fresh cadaver, and using only that, comes up with software that says "Nice weather we're having, eh wot?" then I'll be impressed... Otherwise, how can we verify his claims?

    1. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although I find it hard to believe that there is still discussion as to whether or not Neanderthals had speech. They existed as a discreet species for over 100,000 years and even primates having diverged millions of years before that show basic signs of verbal communication. I would be really curious to see how aspects of proto Indo-European would sound as pronounced by Neanderthals. The last fossils come from France and Spain some 35,000 years ago and it's not unrealistic to suppose that some version of the language would have been spoken by them.

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    2. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Legitimate linguists make no claims whatever about 35,000-year-old languages. The rate of language change is such that no one can possibly know anything about a language at such a time depth. There's no reason at all to expect any connection between proto-Indo-European and something we imagine might have been spoken by Neanderthals. Yes, your notion is unrealistic--exceedingly so.

    3. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Mantaar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Dude, his research is close to a tautology anyways: "His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.'"

      Who the hell gave the grant for this research? Of course, you can sort of create an apparatus that follows the same constraints as a Neanderthal larynx would have followed, but apart from piping /dev/urandom through it, you really can't do jack with it.

      Now, we're fairly sure that concerning syntax, early human's language surely followed some sort of predicative model - that can be seen when analyzing more isolated and primitive languages (which are mostly dead by now) - especially aboriginal languages of America and Oceania/Australia. Sentences there usually are of the form "This is an Apple. This is red." - instead of "This is a red apple". Basically they were speaking in "features", chaining them together, which resulted in either isolating languages (words have no inflection and are immutable, syntactic structure gives a sentence meaning "This apple is. This red is." Chinese works this way) or agglutinating languages (like early Nahuatl, they would incorporate subjects and objects into their words: "Thisapple and Thisred".) in the end. More sophisticated stuff, like polysynthetic languages (Inuktitut) and inflectional languages (Germanic) are thought to have evolved thereafter. But of course, this is one hypothesis and there is no way of proving any of this. You can only use fairly circumstantial evidence.

      And what this guy did was in no fucking way making "Neanderthals talk". Not even close. He just explored what kind of restrictions the anatomy of a Neanderthal's speech tract would impose on their phonetics (not even phonology let alone phonotaxis), so basically, he can now say: this is what it would have sounded like, but not more. Talk about misleading summaries/headlines/articles.

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    4. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not making a claim that Neanderthals spoke PIE and yes, language changes faster than any kind of morphologic trait. The question is whether language was a spontaneous innovation that occurred multiple times around the world, or if there was one mother tongue that everything else derived from. There may be absolutely no correlation between PIE and what the Neanderthal spoke but anthropological and archaeological evidence is so murky from that time period that it would irresponsible to rule something out just because it isn't part of what is considered to be mainstream.

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    5. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Konster · · Score: 1

      Adam, the clear solution is to go back in time and listen to them speak.

      Think outside the box!

    6. Re:Does this work for present humans? by philspear · · Score: 1

      Dude, his research is close to a tautology anyways: "His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.'"

      To be fair, the complete paper probably came to more conclusions than that and justified them better than a one line summary. If you summed up Newton's work with "Gravity made the apple fall toward earth," that would sound ridiculously obvious too.
      Crick, Wilkin's and Franklin's * discovery of the structure of DNA also could sound unimportant if you just state it like "DNA is in a double helix."

      *side note: that other guy has gotten far too much credit he doesn't deserve.
    7. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Now, we're fairly sure that concerning syntax, early human's language surely followed some sort of predicative model As does modern human language...

      - that can be seen when analyzing more isolated and primitive languages (which are mostly dead by now) - especially aboriginal languages of America and Oceania/Australia. Linguists like Sapir have made it quite clear that such aboriginal languages are just as sophisticated and expressive as any other languages of the world. They have died out because of the ebb and flow of civilizations, not because of inherent "primitiveness" of the language.

      Sentences there usually are of the form "This is an Apple. This is red." - instead of "This is a red apple". It sounds like you pulled that from your ass. American languages, for instance, are perfectly capable of expressing "This is a red apple" (in Lakhota, it would be "Le thaspan sha", literally "this apple red"--and before you complain about it missing the copula verb "is", please note that Russian does the same thing). In any case, it makes no sense to analyze another language by using English-language sentences without any further explanation.

      Basically they were speaking in "features", chaining them together, which resulted in either isolating languages (words have no inflection and are immutable, syntactic structure gives a sentence meaning "This apple is. This red is." Chinese works this way) or agglutinating languages (like early Nahuatl, they would incorporate subjects and objects into their words: "Thisapple and Thisred".) in the end. Chinese is a very prominent, in no way primitive, modern language. English itself is fairly isolating when compared to its Germanic origins--for example, it has lost case markings in preference for isolative mechanisms such as prepositions or use of word order to distinguish roles (which is why you can say "I gave him the book" and know it means "I gave the book to him" and not "I gave him to the book"). And by the way, the actual way of saying "This is an apple" in Mandarin Chinese is "Zhe shi yige pingguo", which happens to be identical with the English sentence in structure.

      Isolation and polysynthesis are simply two different ways of encoding information; they put no bounds on the expressiveness of a language, only on the form that it takes.

      More sophisticated stuff, like polysynthetic languages (Inuktitut) and inflectional languages (Germanic) are thought to have evolved thereafter. Polysynthetic languages are fairly rare, and actually some of the "primitive" languages you mentioned earlier were/are polysynthetic. See Wikipedia.

      I really suggest you read Edward Sapir's "Language: An Introduction to the Study of Speech" (available here for free). As described in that book, there is a natural tendency for languages to drift in their syntactic "philosophy" over time.
    8. Re:Does this work for present humans? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      Of course, you can sort of create an apparatus that follows the same constraints as a Neanderthal larynx would have followed, but apart from piping /dev/urandom through it

      Yes, but is it so easy a caveman can do it?

    9. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Domino2020 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a linguist but I do speak Chinese (I'm not Chinese though) and I can't understand what you mean by "Chinese works this way". Of course you can use Chinese to directly translate the sentence: "This is an Apple. This is red." Zhe shi ge pingguo. Zhe shi hong de. But you can equally provide a direct translation of the sentence: "This is a red apple." Zhe shi ge hong'se de pingguo. Literally: This is a red coloured apple. This would be the natural way to describe a red apple in Chinese. So I'm a little confused about how you think Chinese works.

    10. Re:Does this work for present humans? by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      Or, rather, inside the box if we're talking TARDIS here.

    11. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I hear they used a hard G, hard C, and pronounced "EI" as "AYE" and only had a long o.

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    12. Re:Does this work for present humans? by caramello · · Score: 1

      did anbody actualyl listen to the .wav sample? http://media.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/av/dn13672A1.wav it's soooo funny

    13. Re:Does this work for present humans? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Now, we're fairly sure that concerning syntax, early human's language surely followed some sort of predicative model - that can be seen when analyzing more isolated and primitive languages (which are mostly dead by now) - especially aboriginal languages of America and Oceania/Australia. Sentences there usually are of the form "This is an Apple. This is red." - instead of "This is a red apple". Basically they were speaking in "features", chaining them together, which resulted in either isolating languages (words have no inflection and are immutable, syntactic structure gives a sentence meaning "This apple is. This red is." Chinese works this way) or agglutinating languages (like early Nahuatl, they would incorporate subjects and objects into their words: "Thisapple and Thisred".) in the end. More sophisticated stuff, like polysynthetic languages (Inuktitut) and inflectional languages (Germanic) are thought to have evolved thereafter. But of course, this is one hypothesis and there is no way of proving any of this. You can only use fairly circumstantial evidence.

      Gee, I thought this kind of notion about "primitiveness" of certain language had long been abandoned.
      Apparently, I was wrong.

      There is, in fact, a hypothesis that isolative languages develop into agglutinative ones; agglutinative languages develop into inflectional (flective) languages; flective languages develop into polysythetic ones, and then the circle starts anew.
      However, English started its development as an isolative language directly from a flective one, so it doesn't seem it's much more than a hypothesis.

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    14. Re:Does this work for present humans? by garutnivore · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you pulled that from your ass. American languages, for instance, are perfectly capable of expressing "This is a red apple" (in Lakhota, it would be "Le thaspan sha", literally "this apple red"--and before you complain about it missing the copula verb "is", please note that Russian does the same thing). In any case, it makes no sense to analyze another language by using English-language sentences without any further explanation. To add to your observation. We can also mention Latin and Sanskrit where the copula is optional. A sentence without copula is not considered strange or bad. Considering that those languages have been used for fairly complex science and philosophy, they surely can't be primitive.

      Chinese is a very prominent, in no way primitive, modern language. English itself is fairly isolating when compared to its Germanic origins--for example, it has lost case markings in preference for isolative mechanisms such as prepositions or use of word order to distinguish roles (which is why you can say "I gave him the book" and know it means "I gave the book to him" and not "I gave him to the book"). And by the way, the actual way of saying "This is an apple" in Mandarin Chinese is "Zhe shi yige pingguo", which happens to be identical with the English sentence in structure. Your observation is correct. However, the person you are replying to might have had in mind Classical Chinese in which predication "A is B" is of the form "A B ye". The "ye" particle however is not really a copula because it is also used in non-predicative sentences to emphasize the definitiveness of the statement.
    15. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the 'evolution' of language is as simple as we want to think. As the below commenter points out with his whistle example, language often gains a certain unexpected complexity, or at the same time (as is clearly visible in languages known to history), they devolve more than they evolve. The vast complexity of languages such as Greek and Latin is often attributed to the hypothetical pre-existing Indo-European parent, which is not unfounded considering certain differences in Greek and Latin that point to common parentage rather than direct borrowing. This parent seemingly was even more complex and rigorously structured.

      We can create hypothetical parents prior to any and every language until infinity with the assumption that each one was simpler, but the question remains unanswered how the complexities arose. Note that although writing may have started out very simply and have a more simple and pleasing line of progress, writing is a very different thing than speech (and in the west and mid-east, at least, writing began not as a means of communication in itself but more as a way of recording *speech*, hence simplicity was not considered problematic).

      There are so many linguistic complexities that could have lent a subtlety to primitive language that I wonder if this study even takes into account. For example, the pitch accent. Is there any genetic requirement for such a culturally-engraved system? And yet it could make all the difference in the world in a certain language what pitch the words are accented in.

    16. Re:Does this work for present humans? by famebait · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if there are any stack-based langages?

          push "this"
          push "apple"
          is-a
          push "red"
          has-property

      Or is that in fact just Polish in reverse?

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    17. Re:Does this work for present humans? by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 1

      Legitimate linguists make no claims whatever about 35,000-year-old languages.

      Isn't that just what the legitimite linguists in the article are doing, though?
    18. Re:Does this work for present humans? by dwye · · Score: 1

      I would be really curious to see how aspects of proto Indo-European would sound as pronounced by Neanderthals. The last fossils come from France and Spain some 35,000 years ago and it's not unrealistic to suppose that some version of the language would have been spoken by them.

      Quite unrealistic, given that Indo-European seems to have arisen only 5000 years ago, in the mountains north of Sumer (thousands of miles away). If any trace of Neanderthal survived the incoming Cro-Magnards, then the Indo-European culture wave, then the Romans, then the Germans as Rome fell in the West, one would never realize it (unless one was the Tolkein character who figured out Sindarin and Quenya from bits in Celtic and Finnish, turned into an elf, and went off on The Straight Way to Valinar).

      I agree that the Neanderthal had speech, and I would be quite surprised if it had the problems attributed to it, because they would have avoided the places where they could not be clear, among themselves. It might well have sounded like R2-D2, full of whistles, clicks, and razzberries, since these should be uneffected by their vocal tract. OTOH, the Kalahari bushmen still preserve those, so it might be that humans meeting neanders would have sounded fairly similar, to us.

    19. Re:Does this work for present humans? by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Now, we're fairly sure that concerning syntax, early human's language surely followed some sort of predicative model - that can be seen when analyzing more isolated and primitive languages (which are mostly dead by now) - especially aboriginal languages of America and Oceania/Australia. Um, languages don't develop like technology, they develop by evolution. There was tremendous complexity in the 250+ native North American languages, and there's no grounds whatsoever to call them "primitive" or to assume that they represent an "earlier stage" in linguistic evolution. That was an intellectual prejudice that went out of style in the late 1800s. It's like saying that North American bison are more "primitive" than European cattle.

      Sentences there usually are of the form "This is an Apple. This is red." - instead of "This is a red apple". Basically they were speaking in "features", chaining them together, which resulted in either isolating languages (words have no inflection and are immutable, syntactic structure gives a sentence meaning "This apple is. This red is." Chinese works this way) No it doesn't. Or, I mean, yes, Chinese* is an isolating language in which syntax has grammatical meaning and words don't change form based on grammar -- but in that sense it's very close to English, which has no noun case outside of the pronouns, has a depleted stock of verb endings (compared to relatives like German or Dutch, or even French; English is basically "add an s sometimes") and is highly dependent on word order ("Man bites dog" vs. "Dog bites man").
      In your example, in English we would say "This is a red apple," in Chinese we would say "Zhei shi yige hongse de pingguo" (lit. "This is one-[unit] red-color type-of apple", or idiomatically, "This is a red apple").

      * Modern Chinese, that is. Actually there's some evidence that ancient Chinese had a case system that's been lost over the millenia.

      or agglutinating languages (like early Nahuatl, they would incorporate subjects and objects into their words: "Thisapple and Thisred".) More like "ThisApple redIs" but that still doesn't say anything about how "developed" the language is.

      More sophisticated stuff, like polysynthetic languages (Inuktitut) and inflectional languages (Germanic) are thought to have evolved thereafter. But of course, this is one hypothesis and there is no way of proving any of this. No, but there are plenty of ways to disprove it, because it's bogus. For one, consider that English has lost a lot of the features of its Germanic near relatives (which were present in Old English), and you'll see that languages just sort of change arbitrarily, they don't evolve in a coherent direction. You're operating off of linguistic theories from a hundred years and more ago.
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    20. Re:Does this work for present humans? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Basically they were speaking in "features", chaining them together, which resulted in either isolating languages (words have no inflection and are immutable, syntactic structure gives a sentence meaning "This apple is. This red is." Chinese works this way) ...

      You should be careful of such claims, because when they're as far off base as this example, it sorta discredits your other claims.

      The obvious to say "this apple is red" in Mandarin Chinese is to say "zhe4 ping2 hong2". The three words translate literally as "This apple red". There is a word "shi4" for forms of "be", but it's not necessary in such a sentence. Similarly, the familiar slogan "The East is red" is "dong1 fang1 hong2". This is a bit difficult to translate literally due to no single good English word for the "fang1". The closest might be "east direction red". But "dong1fang1" is a common term for the eastern part of Asia, so "east area red" might be a better translation.

      I'm curious where you got that "This apple is. This red is." My Mandarin isn't rather "minimal", and perhaps it does translate back to something sensible. Could you say what the original Chinese was? "Zhe4 ping2 shi4 zhe4 hong2 shi4" just doesn't make sense to me, and I'm curious as to what it could have been. I don't think you can post Chinese characters to /., so you'd probably have to use pinyin.

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    21. Re:Does this work for present humans? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Gee, I thought this kind of notion about "primitiveness" of certain language had long been abandoned. Apparently, I was wrong.

      Yeah; you were wrong. ;-) It has only been abandoned by linguists. The idea is alive and well in the media and the general population, and doing pretty well among "arm-chair" linguists that you find pontificating in public fora such as this one.

      It's still fairly conventional among people teaching intro linguistics courses to set a goal of disabusing the students of the idea of a "primitive" language. Those who understand quickly are encouraged to dig deeper into the subject. Those who don't accept this negative lesson at all are quietly encouraged to sample other subject that may be more to their liking.

      It's a lot like the way that intro biological courses have as a major goal the eradication of the concept of "purpose" from their students' speech. Some students understand the reason fairly quickly, and they can go on to become biologists (or knowledgeable laypeople). The rest are encouraged to go into subjects that may be more amenable to their world view, such as politics or management or the ministry.

      (One of the very useful ways of teaching students what "primitive" languages are like is to include a few exercises on the syntax of some of the remaining Australian aborigines' languages. Students who survive this with the idea that "primitive" means "simple" are dismissed as hopeless. Unless you've looked at some of those languages, you have no idea how complex a human language can be. ;-)

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    22. Re:Does this work for present humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chinese does not work the way you say.

      I am going to spell out a translation of, "This is a red apple." In Mandarin, in pin yin, for those of us who are browsing in an environment that does not support Chinese characters.

      "Zhe shi yi ge hong si de ping guo." is how you would say, "This is a red apple." In Chinese. Ask anyone who has a basic understanding of Chinese, and she/he will validate my claim.

      -j

    23. Re:Does this work for present humans? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      (One of the very useful ways of teaching students what "primitive" languages are like is to include a few exercises on the syntax of some of the remaining Australian aborigines' languages. Students who survive this with the idea that "primitive" means "simple" are dismissed as hopeless. Unless you've looked at some of those languages, you have no idea how complex a human language can be. ;-)

      I've had some contact with quite a number of languages — then again, I'm a linguistics student. Though I must say, both my English syntax teachers went out of their way to give all students of English a short introduction into different grammars, including several ergative languages.
      While none of those were necessary for understanding the intricacies of English syntax, to most people not studying linguistics that was the first contact with any kind of grammar different from English and Croatian.

      BTW, I've learned most about the complexity of language in my computational linguistics classes, and a whole lot about our innate error-correction ability in my translation classes, neither of which seem the correct places to learn those things.

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    24. Re:Does this work for present humans? by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just what the legitimite linguists in the article are doing, though? FAU is the same university that gave us Carrot Top.
  4. Groan. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me guess.. the simulator immediately tried to sell people car insurance.

    1. Re:Groan. by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's people like you who sterotype all cavemen that are the problem, you insensitive clod. Some of them hunt, or sell rocks, or whatever it is they do. It's not just about selling insurance!

  5. Eh! by LordKaT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else find it funny that the Neanderthal sounds oddly familiar.

    1. Re:Eh! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I thought it sounded like a Speak N Spell.

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  6. More importantly by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 1

    How did they sound as our ancestors clubbed them on the head?

    1. Re:More importantly by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ow! Me no want micro-sloth windows. Ow! Me no want micro-sloth office.

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  7. close approximation by rigelstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's remarkable that they were able to get that close to the actual sound. I feel like I've gone back in time hearing that reproduction.

  8. Neanderthals weren't subtle? by pclminion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who would have guessed.

    I wonder if early humans, such as Neanderthals, communicated primarily by speech or by a combination of speech and hand signals. The fact that human infants as young as 7 months (at the extreme) are capable of communication by signs, even before they are able to talk, suggests to me that language ability in humans might have evolved prior to the development of a modern vocal tract.

    I would not be surprised, if we could go back in time, to see early humans communicating primarily by signs, with vocal communication only as a backup. After all, you don't want to make noise when hunting game anyway.

    1. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by spleen_blender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All mammals seem to have some form of intercommunication it seems though by that measure, even if it is by scent or subtle body/tail movements. Is our only difference the specificity which our language can define our environment?

    2. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by pclminion · · Score: 5, Interesting

      All mammals seem to have some form of intercommunication it seems though by that measure, even if it is by scent or subtle body/tail movements. Is our only difference the specificity which our language can define our environment?

      I think the real difference between human communication and that of other animals is the fact that we have grammars which directly encode semantic content. An ape can be taught to sign, but the signing lacks grammar, being more a string of symbols with no clear semantic relation.

      Modern sign languages are grammatical. I think the sign languages of ancient humans were probably grammatical as well. In other words, I'm speculating that grammar might have evolved before speech did.

    3. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would not be surprised, if we could go back in time

      I would.

    4. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I wonder if early humans, such as Neanderthals, communicated primarily by speech or by a combination of speech and hand signals.

      The Neanderthals who infest the streets around here on a Friday night certainly use the combination. Ug Punch!

    5. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by bendodge · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert on evolution, so I was reading about Neanderthals on Wikipedia. I don't understand what isn't human about them. They even buried their dead with flowers.

      They seem to me like normal people without modern technology.

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    6. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, he could also just be wrong.

      So the issue here is a lack of useful larnyx to produce certain vowel sounds.

      Since when is language dependent on that? It's just icing.

      Try this: Take a balloon or beach ball filled with air. Blow the air into your mouth at approximately the rate that your breathe out while talking (without breathing it in), and use your mouth to shape the air into words.

      Entirely without the aid of any voicebox - not even an inferior one - you should be able to produce understandable English. Considering that Neanderthals were probably speaking something much less complex than that, I doubt they'd have had any trouble.

      The modern vocal tract makes it *slightly* easier to talk, but really I think that it's really the human equivalent of plumage.

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    7. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps, perhaps. A recent National Geographic article about animals' communications stressed the _grammar_ inherent (the order of words definitely mattered, and not just in a "fetch the green ball and then the red ball" way) in some ways that animal owners were able to talk to their pets. Or perhaps not. Anyway, the article is here: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2008/03/animal-minds/virginia-morell-text/1

    8. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      The larynx isn't really that important for producing vowel sounds - the length of the vocal tract above the larynx (or more specifically, above the vocal folds), plus the change in shape and volume that can be made (with the tongue, movement of the jaw, and to some degree, by passing air through velum into the nasal passages) are far more significant in terms of producing a variety of vowel sounds. Not to say that phonation isn't important, but what makes distinct vowels in modern human speech is mostly manipulation of the resonant chamber.

      That said, language in modern humans probably isn't at all dependent on speech, though like most things in linguistics that's subject so debate.

    9. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      One of the more interesting (perhaps only) chances modern science has had to watch the development of a new language is the birth of Nicaraguan Sign Language.

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    10. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      I read an article about a small town in the Middle East- Israel? Anyway, it was so isolated that a particular trait for deafness is much more prevalent than in the wider population. Everyone in the down, deaf or not, can use a sign language that is pretty much entirely novel.

      I've read somewhere that the main thing about human brains and language is the ability to produce metaphor and simile; this allows for a far greater range of thought and expression. Imagine Shakespeare with no metaphors.

    11. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Um, bullshit. Having watched hours of Washa, she is clearly using grammar.

    12. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised, if we could go back in time, to see early humans communicating primarily by signs, with vocal communication only as a backup. After all, you don't want to make noise when hunting game anyway.

      I practice a form of gesture-based communication while driving to work. Perhaps I'd make a good Neander.

    13. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      And you have some argument to support this claim other than "It's obvious?"

    14. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert on evolution, so I was reading about Neanderthals on Wikipedia. I don't understand what isn't human about them. They even buried their dead with flowers.

      I referred to them (more than once) as "early humans" -- is that not good enough?

    15. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by SurturZ · · Score: 3, Funny

      > I would not be surprised, if we could go back in time, to see early humans communicating primarily by signs,
      > with vocal communication only as a backup.

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    16. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by hitchhacker · · Score: 1

      All mammals seem to have some form of intercommunication it seems though by that measure, even if it is by scent or subtle body/tail movements. Sure, but can they tell jokes like a duck can?

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    17. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Modern sign languages are grammatical. I think the sign languages of ancient humans were probably grammatical as well. In other words, I'm speculating that grammar might have evolved before speech did.

      And I'd say your speculation is very likely wrong.
      Unless, of course, by "speech" you mean parole, i.e. a verbal realization of the language system.

      If we apply the good old ontogeny/philogeny comparison method, you'll notice that infants start giving verbal signals long before they learn to apply any kind of grammar to them. They learn individual words long before they start conecting them into phrases/clauses/sentences.

      Now, what kind of a phonetic system Neanderthals might have had is one thing; that can be deduced by the way their vocal tract was built. What their language might have looked like we cannot say, though I've heard hypotheses claiming it must have been inferior to the language of the Homo sapiens, which is not very unlikely.

      The main difference between our language and more common forms of animal communication is the level of abstraction, and hence all the nice features of the human language like abstraction, creativity and so on.

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    18. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by ajcham · · Score: 1

      "I've read somewhere that the main thing about human brains and language is the ability to produce metaphor and simile;" Good thing too. Slashdotters need their car analogies.
    19. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "So the issue here is a lack of useful larnyx to produce certain vowel sounds.

      Since when is language dependent on that? It's just icing."

      Agreed in full. Human languages tend to use vowels for certain things because they're a sound we're good at making, but that doesn't mean equally sophisticated ones cannot exist with fewer of them, or even none.

      There are many languages that use certain sounds to convey meaning which don't have the same function in Indo-European ones. Thai for example uses rising and falling voice frequencies to make the same word mean something entirely different, while some Polynesian languages use vowel lengths and glottal stops to do the same thing, yet the fact our Indo-European language groups don't attach the same significance to those sounds doesn't prevent them from expressing exactly the same things.

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    20. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by Mox-Dragon · · Score: 1

      There are actually a constellation of features which define human Language as opposed to animal communication. Some of them are:

      1) Displacement - the ability to describe things happening outside of the immediate context
      2) Grammar - a way of ordering constituents with semantic meaning that creates relations
      3) Recursion - The ability to infinitely embed clauses inside of each other or to do something similar
      4) Productivity - the ability to come up with entirely novel utterances

      there are a couple more, but I don't remember them right now. Some animal communication demonstrates some of these (i.e. bees can describe remote food sources and I think some birds are capable of using recursion in their songs), but no animal communication demonstrates all of them.

    21. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Could it be the fact that they are a different species with different DNA that probably couldn't interbreed with humans? They were probably intelligent, sentient creatures; but homo sapiens is a species which they were not a part of.

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    22. Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Were the apes taught correct grammar or were they just taught the basic noun signs? I, You, want, give, take, apple, food, water, etc...

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  9. Gutturals... by davidsyes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Throw in a Tuvan throat singer, an Aussie with a digidiroo, and Hal, and we'll have oen halluv an ensemble going.

    (Oh, throw in Shatner with some Esperanto, too... and some Kirk-being-stunned-on-heavy break dance...)

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    1. Re:Gutturals... by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 1

      Shatner speaking Esperanto is hell. He sounds like a Canadian who's been learning Esperanto for a short time trying to speak with a faux French accent. Oh wait...

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  10. Sponsored by the letter "e" by xPsi · · Score: 1

    Unless I'm not finding a link in the article, it seems like they only managed to simulate the letter "e". Not exactly full speech emulation (yet) and sounds a bit like Stephen Hawking. Still, kinda cool. One can only assume the next effort will include the full poetic expression: Eegah

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  11. We see & hear it on David Letterman Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why all the hard work? We see & hear it on David Letterman show every night (great moments in Presidential history, last segment)

  12. Caucasians by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that Caucasians have lots of Neanderthal genes. We are so big and bulky compared to other regions...

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    1. Re:Caucasians by tie_guy_matt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not sure why this is marked as Troll since there was/is some debate about that. The more accepted theory today is that the first humans evolved in Africa and then migrated throughout the world. Hominids that had migrated out of Africa prior to the advent of modern humans in Africa (like Neanderthals)were replaced by early modern humans. I believe this theory is strengthened by looking at the genetic makeup of humans from all over the world.

      Another theory is that modern humans evolved separately all over the world. In that case caucasians would be evolved neanderthals.

      Still another theory is that early modern humans interbred with neanderthals. In that case caucasians would still have neanderthal genes to this day.

      None of the last two theories have been proven and the first theory is more accepted. If the first theory is correct then it is possible that since neanderthals and modern Europeans both had to live in the same climate it makes sense that their outward appearances might become similar after a while.

      Personally I think that it is likely that neanderthals have been given a bad rap and were probably more advanced than we give them credit for. Maybe if they were still around they would be able to fit in quiet nicely in our modern world? Of course we have enough trouble with racism in a world where were all human and have surprisingly little genetic differences. Imagine how history would be different if there were more than one species of advanced hominids living to this day.

    2. Re:Caucasians by mcvos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another theory is that modern humans evolved separately all over the world. In that case caucasians would be evolved neanderthals. That's not a seriously supported theory. The common ancestor between Europeans and Africans lived long after the rise of Neanderthals. The common ancestor of Europeans and Asians lived long after that.

      (I'm aware that this issue is a bit more complicated than this; Africans are not nearly as homogenous a group as Europeans and Asians, and some Africans are more closely related to Europeans than to some other Africans, but let's not get into that detail here, okay? My point is that all modern humans are much more closely related to each other than to Neanderthals.)

      Still another theory is that early modern humans interbred with neanderthals. In that case caucasians would still have neanderthal genes to this day. This is a serious theory. I believe the consensus at the moment is that Neanderthals died out without passing genes on to modern Europeans, but some scientists disagree. It's certainly not impossible that it happened, but there's no evidence that I know of (which doesn't mean much, since I'm not a geneticist or paleontologist or something like that).

      None of the last two theories have been proven and the first theory is more accepted. If the first theory is correct then it is possible that since neanderthals and modern Europeans both had to live in the same climate it makes sense that their outward appearances might become similar after a while. Keep in mind that Neanderthals lived in that environment far longer than modern Europeans have. We only showed up here some 70,000 years ago at best, whereas Neanderthals lived here for a couple of hundred thousand years. Homo sapiens clearly lived here for long enough to develop pale skin, but not long enough to develop very significant anatomical differences compared to African branches of homo sapiens.

      Personally I think that it is likely that neanderthals have been given a bad rap and were probably more advanced than we give them credit for. Maybe if they were still around they would be able to fit in quiet nicely in our modern world? Of course we have enough trouble with racism in a world where were all human and have surprisingly little genetic differences. Imagine how history would be different if there were more than one species of advanced hominids living to this day. Seen the TV series Cavemen?
    3. Re:Caucasians by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      Personally I think that it is likely that neanderthals have been given a bad rap and were probably more advanced than we give them credit for. Maybe if they were still around they would be able to fit in quiet nicely in our modern world?

      Robert J. Sawyer asks that very question in his Neanderthal Parallax trilogy. It's not quite as good as some of his other works, but it's definitely worth reading. Hominids is the first book if you're interested.

  13. we know by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Funny

    His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.

    It's well-established in our cartoons and such that neanderthals often use the objective "me" rather than nominative "I", i.e. "me doug". Looks like the verb of being wasn't invented yet, either...

    1. Re:we know by cheesecake23 · · Score: 1

      Looks like the verb of being wasn't invented yet, either... He's a French fossil, so he's speaking French: 'est' = 'is'. Not only is the verb of being already invented, THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING! I actually suspect this guy is the Neanderthal René Descartes formulating the caveman version of "I think, therefore ..."
    2. Re:we know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually suspect this guy is the Neanderthal René Descartes formulating the caveman version of "I think, therefore ..."
      That would be "moi penser donc moi être"...
    3. Re:we know by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It's well-established in our cartoons and such that neanderthals often use the objective "me" rather than nominative "I", i.e. "me doug". Looks like the verb of being wasn't invented yet, either...

      Hey, the Hebrew language also lacks a present-tense form of "be", and as we all know, Hebrew is (or was) God's language. It's us dummies that speak language like English, French or German that require such a verb. There are many languages whose speakers are bright enough to realize that they don't need it. Or, like Russians, if you ask them for their word for "am", they won't be able to tell you, because they've never heard such a word, and see no need for one.

      And there are other languages (such as Spanish) whose speakers don't see the need of including pronouns as subjects when the pronoun is obvious. But we English speakers aren't bright enough to handle such defaults, so we have to actually say words like "I", "you" or "they" out loud for others to understand us.

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  14. Donkey Kong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news: Monkey boy utters something

    1. Re:Donkey Kong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently his first words were "Kaaaaay Efffffff Seeeeee"

  15. Le Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    The last fossils come from France and Spain some 35,000 years ago and it's not unrealistic to suppose that some version of the language would have been spoken by them.

    Le Ugh? Or El Ugh?!?

    That's assuming that "Ugh" is masculine. Maybe, the Neanderthals had different genders for their nouns.

    1. Re:Le Ugh by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      The ones in France would say "le ugh" for masculine and "la ughe" for feminine. The ones in Spain would say "el ugho" for masculine and "la ugha" for feminine. And the ones in Portugal would say "o ugho" for masculine and both "a ugha" and "a ughe" for feminine.

      (DISCLAIMER: I'm fluent in Portuguese and Spanish and I've studied French for about a year.)

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    2. Re:Le Ugh by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      So, you've dedicated a good portion of you're life learning how to speak neanderthal, excellent, what language do I have to learn if I want to speak human?

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    3. Re:Le Ugh by Alpha+Whisky · · Score: 0
      Learning English would be a start.

      So, you've dedicated a good portion of your life learning how to speak neanderthal, excellent, what language would I have to learn if I want to speak human? There, fixed that for you.
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  16. pointless science? by deepershade · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly. Neanderthal man lacked our subtlty?

    Color me shocked.
    What were they expecting? Cavemen who recited poetry?

    1. Re:pointless science? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's another remaqrkable point in how hast we gained speech.

      It really hasn't been that long, and our speech as evolved an emence amount. Obviously that's because it is advantages.

      They may have been suspecting this, but a great many times since has done research to find out something completely unexpected, a 'this is odd' moment.

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    2. Re:pointless science? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      "What were they expecting? Cavemen who recited poetry?"

      I suppose "Developers! Developers! Developers!" could be considered a primitive form of poetry.

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    3. Re:pointless science? by underpants_gnome · · Score: 1

      What were they expecting? Cavemen who recited poetry? Why not? If even Vogons recite poems (quality notwithstanding), I don't see a problem with some cavemen doing that.
  17. We've come so far by Fynnsky · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So after 30,000 years we've managed to invent the technology to make sounds like we did 30,000 years ago. Wow... We've come so far

  18. Who needs subtlety? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.


    But much like Jock speech, it was still sufficient to get Neanderthal man laid.

    1. Re:Who needs subtlety? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Maybe it wasn't. That would explain why you don't see very many around.

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  19. annoying speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like the sub-jurassic park adventure movie dressed up as science "walking with dinosaurs"... pure speculation that is pretty much unable to be substantiated in any way.

    seriously, if we could tell everything about an animal, how it sounded, how it acted etc from a fossil, it would make the interpretation of new living species discovery easier. just take a dead body back to the lab, it will tell you EVERYTHING you need to know.

  20. Fetch beer by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    No please or sweety.

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  21. I, for one, welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our inarticulate Neanderthal overlords

  22. We still know nothing about how they sounded by Fencepost · · Score: 1
    Any languages being used could easily have used sounds that are not a part of most languages currently in use. I believe the key sounds differ between most western languages and many Asian languages, and then you get the more exotic sounds like click consonants.

    A more limited vocal range does not necessarily imply more limited communication abilities. If it did, dolphins might be justified in deciding that we bipeds are clearly incapable of intelligent communication.

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    1. Re:We still know nothing about how they sounded by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      The 'click song': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxkiXALQjU I !xiga e lela !xo 'n !xo no!xuane or something like that...

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    2. Re:We still know nothing about how they sounded by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      KAMCHA CHIMEH CHEK!

      (Gowron... You swear WELL, Pee-kard)

      Or, "Today is a GOOD day to die", said one Neanderthal.

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    3. Re:We still know nothing about how they sounded by FSWKU · · Score: 1

      ...dolphins might be justified in deciding that we bipeds are clearly incapable of intelligent communication.

      Well, if cetaceans read Slashdot (or any other forum, for that matter), they would have all the proof they needed to make their point valid.

      *ducks*
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    4. Re:We still know nothing about how they sounded by Zaatxe · · Score: 1
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  23. French Neanderthals by cheesecake23 · · Score: 1

    [...] the linguist teamed with McCarthy to simulate Neanderthal speech based on new reconstructions of three Neanderthal vocal tracts. The 50,000-year old fossils all came from France. No wonder then the old frog is pronouncing 'e' as in his native 'et' ...
  24. The Other Obligatory Joke by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    linguist Phil Lieberman...concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech
    My, how cunning of him.
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  25. Andre the Giant by jmichaelg · · Score: 0, Troll
    Several years ago, I was running to catch a plane at SF Airport and Andre the Giant came lumbering down the concourse going the other way. Seeing him in person was quite a shock because it drove home two key points that I hadn't noticed watching the Princess Bride.
    1. He was truly huge. Not knowing how big Robert the Pirate was I didn't get a clear idea how big Andre was when they had their battle. At 7'4" and 500 pounds, he was easily the biggest man I've ever seen by far.
    2. He had several features that suggested he had Neanderthal genes in his blood. He had a very pronounced brow ridge, the lumbering aspect you would expect of a Neanderthal and solid muscle mass.
    I know that Neanderthals aren't thought to have cross bred with Cro-Magnon but seeing Andre in the flesh made me seriously doubt that theory. Perhaps we've recovered Neanderthal DNA and I'm all wet but absent definitive proof that no cross breeding was possible, Andre's collection of phenotypes suggests that cross breeding did take place. His acting suggested he was quite bright as playing dumb isn't that easy so if he indeed did have Neanderthal genes, it suggests Neanderthals died out for some reason other than intellect. Maybe they just assimilated over 50,000 years.
    1. Re:Andre the Giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Insensitive Clod.

      I mean, I know /. is sort of a rolling asshat conference, but you'd think someone would at least bother to check Wikipedia.

      Andre had pituitary gigantism. His "phenotype" was not related to his ancestry, but rather to the crippling growth hormone disorder that caused acromegaly, along with the heart problems that would kill him eventually.

    2. Re:Andre the Giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice theory, the only problem is that neandertals weren't any bigger than modern humans. Giant people aren't regressions to an extinct species of giants, they just have a couple of random genetic mutations that affect their growth.

    3. Re:Andre the Giant by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "He had several features that suggested he had Neanderthal genes in his blood. He had a very pronounced brow ridge, the lumbering aspect you would expect of a Neanderthal and solid muscle mass."

      The pronounced brow ridge is a feature of acromegaly, which is a common cause of giantism in humans (it's a disorder where the pituitary gland produces excessive amounts of growth hormone). Long, pronounced chins are also common in sufferers.

      Note also the Neanderthals didn't lumber, but walked pretty much as we do.

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  26. The summary could be clearer re: subtlety by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I see some posts about how it's not surprising that Neanderthal speech wasn't surprising, and what did they expect, poetry?

    This research isn't about what the Neanderthals said - it's about the kinds of sounds they were able to produce with their vocal tracts (or Liberman's models of them). The lack of subtlety is the lack of the ability to produce recognizably distinct vowel sounds.

  27. Great News for the People of Michigan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweet. So if computers can simulate neanderthals can it run a quick simulation to tell the citizens of Detroit why Kwame Kilpatrick won't resign?

    1. Re:Great News for the People of Michigan! by Bryansix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not so fast. I want that computer to run a sim on how Ted Kennedy has stayed in office so long.

  28. Please synthesize human speech first? :-) by Peaker · · Score: 1

    There doesn't seem to be a single working human speech synthesizer that doesn't sound like metal squeaking.

    I'd say first they should "emulate" human speech, then move to more difficult targets :-)

  29. So now we know where the Neanderthals went... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    They all went north, eh?

  30. Oh wow, man... by Larryish · · Score: 1

    How can I contribute to this excellent piece of... work?

  31. Ogg the Caveman by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    Where the hell is Ogg the Caveman when you need him?

    1. Re:Ogg the Caveman by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Still hiding away in his cave. Working on his audio format.

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  32. Speculation and COnjecture by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    This article is all speculation and conjecture. Besides we all know all you need to communicate is one sound. Clicking in a certain sequence will work just as well as Morris Code or Binary.

    1. Re:Speculation and COnjecture by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      Morse Code works pretty well also.

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  33. Idiot proofing to the extreme? by ramsejc · · Score: 1

    Could this be an evolutionary leap in the old saying "Make it idiot-proof, the world will make a bigger idiot." Now we are making it Neanderthal-proof?

    What real world benefits can we obtain by having a computer that can communicate in a Neanderthal's native language? Are expecting to have an intergalactic run-in with a group of Neanderthals from another planet? All of the Neanderthal people on earth are either dead, or work for the return department at Best Buy, in which case they are provided with a computer by their employer.

    What's on Slashdot tomorrow? A laptop for every cro-magnon?

  34. Inter species communication by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    Based on the sample apparently they were able to talk to frogs. Don't believe me, play the clip several times fast.

  35. Not actually our ancestors by xdancergirlx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although this doesn't make the simulation any less interesting, the article is misleading:
    Neanderthals are not really "ancient humans", they are a different branch of the hominid line that probably co-existed with our ancestors.

    I suppose it is fitting for an anthropologist but I also find it a bit anthroprocentric that because the simulation suggests they did not produce the same types of sounds as humans that they somehow did not have subtleties in their language nor could they have a spoken language. It is possible they simply spoke to one another differently (maybe in Morse Code using grunts and whistles).

    1. Re:Not actually our ancestors by Shar-Kali-Sharri · · Score: 1

      You are right, they aren't our ancestors and they DID live together with modern humans, or at least in the same general area: In the Middle East for about 40.000 years, from 90.000 to 40.000 B.C.

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  36. I heard the demo by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    And it sounded just like chicken.

  37. First Result... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I say, unhand me you confounded, unsanitary homonid!"

  38. the first test phrase... by derfy · · Score: 1

    How is babby formed...how girl get pragnant?

    1. Re:the first test phrase... by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Zug-Zug!

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    2. Re:the first test phrase... by CSMatt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Snu-Snu.

    3. Re:the first test phrase... by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we already know Neanderthals sound like Yahoo Answers users.

      http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

  39. citation needed by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    Now, we're fairly sure that ...

    It's fine that you've said this, so long as it's understood that by "we," you do not mean "professional historical linguists," but far rather "Dan Brown-level crackpot armchair speculators."

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  40. Links to examples by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1
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  41. Yes and no. by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I agree completely with most of what you say, but you CAN do certain things, though they are very limited. The range of phonemes planetwide is vast (far and away larger than can be produced in a language like English), and in principle you could collect all of those phonemes and see which ones could be reproduced by a Neanderthal. You can then categorize which sounds are correctly reproduced, which are "good enough" (comprehensible to someone with another dialect, or perhaps another native language) and which are nowhere close. The summary suggests that that phonemes associated with a certain specific class of vowels always fall into the "nowhere close" category, meaning that if those phonemes were used, regions would not be mutually intelligable by vocal communication.

    This assumes several things. It assumes phonemes were used, for example. There's an island where the native language is communicated by whistles. The language, if I recall the article correctly, is descended from Spanish. The series of whistles constitute a series of samples at regular intervals along Spanish words, so there is a 1:1 translation between the two. Whistles, of course, do not use phonemes at all and therefore such a form of communication is not subject to the intelligability of sounds. (All I need is one example to prove that there exists a real, plausible solution that violates the assumptions made. I don't need to prove that the solution actually applied to Neanderthals, so long as my attempt to falsify really is plausible.)

    If phonemes were used, then it assumes that language drifted sufficiently for a communication barrier to exist. That's more reasonable. Neanderthals didn't have that much mobility, so maintaining a unified language and accent across the entire space they occupied, over the entire time Neanderthals existed, would likely have been impossible. I can buy into the idea of there being sufficient drift to cause problems over a large enough distance, but if there is an intelligability problem and communication with nearest neighbour is absolutely essential, that drift was locked within certain parameters and (if you want to look at it in modern networking terms) could not have exceeded some limit on a per-hop basis. That might be an interesting result to have.

    It also assumes that the constraints were the same. Modern languages are heavily based on very complex grammars and therefore don't need a particularly wide range of sounds or symbols. Very early written languages directly descend from pictographic systems and require a considerably greater number of symbols and signifiers. By inference, I'm going to say that very early spoken languages would also use a much wider range of sounds and fewer rules for inferring a specific meaning for a specific sound in a specific context. If that is correct, and the parent poster seems to have vastly more knowledge on this than I do so can probably answer this, it should be much rarer for two distinct words to sound alike enough to be confusing even with different accents.

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    1. Re:Yes and no. by Zwerker · · Score: 0

      There's an island where the native language is communicated by whistles. The language, if I recall the article correctly, is descended from Spanish. The series of whistles constitute a series of samples at regular intervals along Spanish words, so there is a 1:1 translation between the two. That would be Silbo gomero of the Canary islands, I guess.
    2. Re:Yes and no. by amplt1337 · · Score: 1
      Ok, I'm in a decent mood so I'm not really trying to flame, just to correct a couple pretty-far-off things you say here.

      The range of phonemes planetwide is vast (far and away larger than can be produced in a language like English) I assume you mean "in any single language." English lacks a lot of varieties of consonants, but it's pretty rich in vowel variety and nasalizations, and has a nice broad selection of rhortics (when you consider regional variations). No single language uses all (or even most) of the possible phonemes out there, but English is actually pretty diverse.

      It assumes phonemes were used, for example. There's an island where the native language is communicated by whistles...The series of whistles constitute a series of samples at regular intervals along Spanish words, so there is a 1:1 translation between the two. Whistles, of course, do not use phonemes at all and therefore such a form of communication is not subject to the intelligability of sounds. I've never heard of this, though it sounds kind of incredulous. Regardless, you're contradicting yourself here. If people are understanding the whistles, then obviously they must be intelligible sounds... yeah? In any case, if it's a language-that-talks-by-whistles, then those whistles become phonemes by definition. At least, the varieties of clicks in e.g. Xhosa are phonemic, because they constitute parts of words.

      It seems like the real point of this article (haven't read it yet) is whether Neanderthals could've spoken Sapiens languages, not whether they could've had languages themselves -- the existence of ASL pretty much proves that you don't need an interesting vocal tract to provide sufficient symbolic variety (although that may be necessary to evolve the mental language equipment).

      Modern languages are heavily based on very complex grammars and therefore don't need a particularly wide range of sounds or symbols. Very early written languages directly descend from pictographic systems and require a considerably greater number of symbols and signifiers. You're smoking here. There's a great variety of grammatical complexity levels in currently spoken languages. English and Chinese (very close to each other) are babylike complexity compared to, say, Japanese or Korean; for that matter, they've both lost considerable grammatical complexity compared to earlier versions (Old English, or Ancient Chinese ca. 450 BCE)

      In any event, the number of written signs has nothing to do with the range of vocabulary. Chinese has way more written characters than English, though English has the larger vocabulary.

      By inference, I'm going to say that very early spoken languages would also use a much wider range of sounds and fewer rules for inferring a specific meaning for a specific sound in a specific context. If that is correct It isn't. Languages that are not phonemically rich (like Polynesian languages) just tend to add more syllables, rather than developing more grammatical complexity; and phonemic complexity of languages tends to jump arbitrarily. (Incidentally, we have enough preserved writings of, e.g., Sumerian, Akkadian, Babylonian, etc. that there are modern scholars who can speak a pretty good approximation. If by "very early" you mean like, 40,000 BC, well fine, but there's no evidence of anything from that period, so any speculation would be purely imagination).
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    3. Re:Yes and no. by jd · · Score: 1

      Excellent rebuttal there. (Hey, I like it when people come up with counter-examples. It's when it gets personal that it bothers me.) Old English is especially good as an example, as I'm at least half-way familiar with its characteristics.

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  42. First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lamp.

  43. Why simulate neanderthal speech ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could just play some recordings of Canadians.

    1. Re:Why simulate neanderthal speech ? by SlashWombat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now thats funny ... since the rest of the world initially identifies a Canadian accent as a USA one!

    2. Re:Why simulate neanderthal speech ? by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      Until they hear our peculiarities, eh?

    3. Re:Why simulate neanderthal speech ? by Doggabone · · Score: 1

      Watchit, or I'll raise my dipthong to ya.

  44. Isn't it nice? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Isn't it nice to have a Neanderthal that will talk to you? Mongo is HUNGRYYYYY!!! ARRRRR!!!

  45. Here comes Microsoft! by Xenaero · · Score: 0

    Sam, move over. Here comes Neanderthal. We'll call him 'Nean' for short!

  46. The archaeologist's perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A few things I'd like to say. Firstly Neanderthals have suffered a lot of bad press over the years. The word itself is often used to describe "Homer Simpson" type people, i.e. stupid.

    What most people aren't aware of is that when compared by cc Neanderthal brains were, in fact, larger than those of modern humans. You and I have a mass of around 1400cc, a Neanderthal 1500cc. (a rough guess, anthropology classes were a long time ago) How much of this is extra mass is related to them having more musculature thus greater need for control, we don't really know.

    Still, they were certainly smart. As far as culture goes, Neanderthals had rudimentary technology and more importantly they had ritual. Graves show that they buried their dead with flowers and other trinkets. This suggests some concept of "remorse" or even the afterlife. These are clearly human traits, so they were obviously closer to us in thinking than other apes.

    On the main subject of Neanderthal language. Well, there's a theory that it is not, in fact, an extinct language at all. In northern Spain and southern France there's a strange "language islote" called Basque. As far as modern linguists are concerned this language exists in a little language family of its own, totally unrelated to any other in the global family. It certainly pre-dates the Indo-European languages that are prevalent in most of Europe. This raises another question is: What is the Origin of the Basques? Who knows?

    However, it may JUST be coincidence that the last (as far as archaeologists can tell) Neanderthals lived in Iberia. So is Basque is the linguistic cockroach - staying alive when all around it dies? Who knows. There is some strange evidence. Basque people have a 55% O blood group - the highest percentage in the world, which suggests some genetic differentiation from the rest of us. In a nut shell, though, we really don't have a clue.

    1. Re:The archaeologist's perspective by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      You could say the same about the hungaro-finnish language group. Occams razor says that the basques are just the descendents of an earlier group of peoples out of africa or the near east or survivors or a much larger group that were killed off or interbred with a later group so killing off the prot-basque language in the rest of europe (in the same way the invading anglo saxons caused the demise of the celtic languages in england and pushed them into corners such as wales).

    2. Re:The archaeologist's perspective by trongey · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the scenarios you offer are plausible, I have to take exception with your invocation of Occam's Razor. I fail to see how migration followed by a specific sequence of interbreeding and/or genocide is simpler than an isolated tribe carrying on an indigenous language which they either created or encountered.

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    3. Re:The archaeologist's perspective by khallow · · Score: 1

      It also explains why no modern humans show genetic evidence of any recent interbreeding with Neanderthals. My take is that modern humans were in Spain and elsewhere in Europe long before the spread of the Indo-European languages. All we can say is that Basque is probably a survivor from that time. I'd rule out that Basque somehow was a survivor from before the first homo sapiens migrations. That's pushing things way too far. It means that we'd have a language spoken by a different species (which apparently didn't breed with homo sapiens) carried over and somehow managing to survive numerous later migrations. Sure it could happen, but we'll need more evidence than that.

  47. Don't need a computer .. by NaishWS · · Score: 1

    I swear, half my friends sound like Neanderthals after their 10th or so drink. Heck, get my friend's mobiles and listen to any of the messages I left on their phone at 3am. "He says the ancient human's speech lacked the 'quantal vowel'" .. yep sounds about right.

  48. Caveman by LeoDavinci578 · · Score: 1

    Do they really need computers to do this... I mean, it was easy enough so that even a caveman could do it.

  49. Computers Emulate Neanderthal /. Speech by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

    First thought: computers emulate Slashdot editors, but science, as always is ahead of my imagination.

  50. Well duh! by 2close2themoon · · Score: 1

    Of course their speech was less sophisticated. All they ever talked about was car insurance.

  51. first sentences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to this simulation, we finally hear what early man's first sentences were: "wheeze the j-uice"

  52. Poor word choice by belg4mit · · Score: 1

    They produced a model to analyze *vocalization* not speech.
    Saying that a gorilla, dog, or Neanderthal speaks implies connotes certain things.

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  53. Neanderthals are Canadian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the model needs is a tuke, eh?

  54. WTF is a quantal vowel? by belg4mit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The majority of google hits for the phrase are in reference to this paper.
    Of the remaining hundred or so, most use the term in quotes without actually
    iving a definition... All I've been able to determine is that y is qunatal &
    e is not. Spectacular!

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  55. Am I Missing Something? by chasisaac · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me they did not speak perfect American English?

    After all everyone speaks English and only English!


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  56. What we know... by actionbastard · · Score: 1

    and what we don't know from the fossil record.

    We know that Neanderthals had a hyoid bone which indicates that they had the 'capacity' to make sounds.
    In lay terms, they had vocal chords which means they could have produced sounds from their throats.
    What we don't have are all the 'fleshy bits', the throat tissues and musculature, the palette and mouth tissues
    the tongue, the nasal tissues, the lips and facial muscles, and most importantly, a Neanderthal brain.

    Yes, we can make a conjecture as to what those bits make have 'looked' like based on the fossils that we have,
    but without those details, all of this is unsupported conjecture.

    Look for a 'Talking with Neanderthals'©®(TM) on television sometime in the near future.

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  57. This was done years ago! by bronney · · Score: 1
  58. And the neanderthal said... by SlappyBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Vote Republican.

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  59. No, they spoke Strine by bornwaysouth · · Score: 1

    Strine is English as spoken in Australia.
    Excellent example: the shark in 'Finding Nemo'

    Strine is noted for converting a short 'i' into an 'ee'.

    From the article.
    >the Neanderthal version doesn't have a quantal hallmark, which helps a listener distinguish the word "beat" from "bit," for instance.

    An Aussie would say:
    "He ees a beet stupeed" ( More likely "He's bloodee stupeed, theek as a breek, mate.")

    So on the basis of this research (from Floreeda),
    Neanderthals could build the Seednee Harbour Breedge, but not speak in the House of Lords.

    Feer eenough mate. Wouldeent want to. Don't want a quantal hallmark stamped on me bum either.

  60. Homo Ballmerus by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    Ugh... debelopuhs... debelopuhs... debelopuhs... ugh... chair... me throw...

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  61. Makes me wonder, though by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    It kinda makes me wonder about a few things, though.

    First of all, sure, we can collect the phonemes that humans can do, and which the Neanderthals couldn't possibly pronounce, but I wonder if there are examples of the opposite. You know, phonemes which came naturally to the Neanderthals, but which modern humans have a problem with.

    Second, to which extent thing can be done differently. E.g., a cat's mouth can't do a "R" the way humans create that sound, but their larynx can purr, and that's good enough. They actually use it basically as a "R" in their simple "language." E.g., "mrrk" (sometimes transliterated as "mrrh"), which as far as anyone figured out, means "food", or more like "come to dinner". That's the "word", well, vocalization, they use when they caugh some mouse and are calling their kittens to dinner. Or when they bring you some dying bird.

    (To get a bit off topic, most cats will not try to give you back the food you gave them, so if you have only one and/or it can't go hunt outside, you're likely to never hear it. On the other hand, if you spend enough time on a farm with cats, that's one of the first vocalizations you might learn.)

    Second, again I'll use cats as an example, sometimes they use non-vocal signs. E.g., blinking slowly with both eyes is, as far as anyone can figure it out, a kind of "hello" or "I come in peace". You can try it too, on a stray cat or someone else's cat.

    They also seem to have different ways to meow, sorta like an accent of sorts, so although the basic phoneme is the same, it seems to mean different things.

    You know, just as an example of a simple creature with a very simple larynx, and it can still do more than you'd expect with it. Sure, it can't speak English, and it's not evolved enough to have a very complex language. But it can communicate what it needs to.

    Neanderthals were pretty evolved critters, by comparison. They were a parallel branch to Homo Sapiens from the same ancestor, and they actually had a slightly larger brain. I'm guessing that that larynx couldn't have been that hideously huge a problem. They'd figure something out.

    Even _if_ they had too few sounds, a language can get rid of, for example, inflexion and be left with plenty to have names for everything around them. They'd probably need more words instead, but even that isn't too huge a problem. Even if, to use the GP's example, they had to go "This is apple. Apple is red." that should be enough for what they needed.

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    1. Re:Makes me wonder, though by jd · · Score: 1
      To take your points in turn, I don't know if Neanderthals could produce phonemes we cannot - but I would be willing to bet they could. They also produced much higher-pitched sounds, which likely means their hearing covered a larger range. (The low frequencies used by humans to hunt and track would most likely have been used by Neanderthals.) Your second point, covering doing things differently, was illustrated in my example of the whistle language in humans but your example of cats combining vocalizations with body language and other visual cues is excellent. It's not clear how much information content there is in, say, bottlenose dolphin vocalizations, but it's clearly sufficient for them to carry out highly sophisticated group activities such as strand feeding, corral feeding and shark-baiting.

      (As for accents, you can identify the region a cat or dog is from by the vocalizations. There is consistant regional variation. I'm not certain if it's true of all mammals, but it is true for quite a number. And I would not advise calling a cat simple, at least not to its face. Most cats are fully aware that they are the true masters of Earth and that humans are mere slaves to their whims. Most cat owners become aware of this after the first week of training from their cat.)

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    2. Re:Makes me wonder, though by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      (As for accents, you can identify the region a cat or dog is from by the vocalizations. There is consistant regional variation. I'm not certain if it's true of all mammals, but it is true for quite a number. And I would not advise calling a cat simple, at least not to its face. Most cats are fully aware that they are the true masters of Earth and that humans are mere slaves to their whims. Most cat owners become aware of this after the first week of training from their cat.)

      As for regional variation, it is not only true for mammals in general, but for birds as well. Communication evolves in much the same way life does; any relatively isolated form of communication will likely evolve in a different direction than another isolated form of communication.

      As for cats... I cannot speak, as my cat might read /.

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    3. Re:Makes me wonder, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats have great power over the simple-minded.

  62. Time to get mummy-hunting by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    In the 1970s, linguist Phil Lieberman, of Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island, inferred the dimensions of the larynx of a Neanderthal based on its skull. His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.'"

    There is the old joke that a microgram of data outweighs a megagram of speculation ; so that would make searching for a mummified Neanderthal quite high priority, so that some hard numbers can be put to the profile of the soft tissues in the Neanderthal larynx. I'm quite sure that the archaeologists and anthropologists are doing just that, as much as they can. Unfortunately, most of the known range of the Neanderthals (Western Europe) is climatically unsuitable for classic mummification by dessication. Where the climate is more suitable - Israel, Syria, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, maybe extending to Georgia and Azerbaijan - there are political problems with most fieldwork.

    Bog bodies might be a way out, but over 30-odd thousand years the climate changes probably mean that nowhere has maintained a suitable bog for the whole period.

    I can't think of any other plausible routes for such preservation, unless one gets to do work in the high Arctic.

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  63. Neanderthals and New Zealanders by iNaya · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, a prominent news source in New Zealand has picked up on this and claimed that Neanderthals spoke a bit like New Zealanders.

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  64. FTA: Human Evolution - Follow the incredible story by dipstick · · Score: 1

    Now that's what I CALL a slow news day.

  65. dilvish_the_damned by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    I am guessing he is not currently understanding the subtly of carrying a heavy stick. Maybe they simply did not need a lot of vowels to be well understood.

    Besides, I will believe it when the same technology can be used to figure out what Ozzie is saying. I bet the results are nearly identical.

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  66. Subtle? by dwalsh · · Score: 1

    Why Og no subtle? Og be subtle when Og want be subtle. Og handle Mrs. Og question about weight with much subtle. Mrs. Og no use club on Og, and Og and Mrs. Og have happy that night.

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  67. Hmm, I love the smell of Quantals in the morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    http://www.stanford.edu/class/linguist205/index_files/Handout%208%20-%20QT%20&%20Adaptive%20Dispersion.pdf

  68. Me happy by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Him good.

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  69. very interesting new book The First Word by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Just published. It reviews the various hypotheses behind the origin of human language.

    One interesting factoid is that there was virtually no funding for studies of language evolution for most of the 20th century because several professional societies and Noam Chomsky thought it was a bogus endeaver. That changed about 20 years ago, but its still a very immature science.

    One of the more novel ideas I read was the tie of language ability to the health of the cerebellum which controls movement. People with late-stage Parkinson's start forgeting grammar, start making errors in verb tenses, etc. This suggests that complex syntax co-evolved with the abilities to make precise hand movements for tools and mouth movements for speech. Or one evolved first and bootstrapped into the other abilities.

  70. Oh cool... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Now we don't have to buy an Amy Winehouse album to know what she sounds like.

  71. Wow these guys sure have wild imaginations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am convinced these guys just sit around making this garbage up. What a wast of time! Their is no way these guys could possibly know any of this from fossil records.

  72. Democratic-Republican Party by tepples · · Score: 1

    The smartest president was John Quincy Adams (Republican), followed by Thomas Jefferson (also Republican). But didn't "Republican" back then mean what "Democrat" means now?
  73. Quantal Vowels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What really amazes me about their claims is that they assume that the lack of quantal vowels form the end-all basis of subtlety in speech (the difference between "beat" and "bit"). Yet, human language contains many examples of languages in which quantal vowels are not necessary, such as Japanese and Spanish. Having a smaller set of vowels does not indicate a lack of sophistication or communicability.

  74. Obligitory Joke by killmofasta · · Score: 1

    >"His team concluded that Neanderthal speech did not have the subtlety of modern human speech.'"

    Duh! Du'oh!

    The MOST evolved speech in the modern world is afrikaans.

  75. Thank you. by jd · · Score: 1

    I'd forgotten the name. The link has an extra slash at the end, though. Try: this link instead. There were one or two replies skeptical of my claim, which is very understandable given the apparent absurdity of it, so I'm extremely glad you found the reference. It's greatly appreciated.

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  76. Vocalization by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    But could they vocalize? Perhaps pitch was more important for their communication.

    I've been to Hollywood, I've been to Redwood
    I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold
    I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line,
    That keeps me searching for a heart of gold
    And I'm getting old

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  77. "My fellow 'Mericans " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    "we must protect the homeland from TERRISTS."

    P.S.: Fuck Bush

  78. Homer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few things I'd like to say. Firstly Neanderthals have suffered a lot of bad press over the years. The word itself is often used to describe "Homer Simpson" type people, i.e. stupid.

    Stupid? That guy Homer has been a NASA Astronaut, a teacher, and the Vice President of a nuclear reactor, and other jobs. You don't get offered jobs like that if you are stupid, you know.

    Duh.