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Speed Racer's Visual FX Uncovered

Marco Trezzini writes "View exclusive interactive samples of the digital building blocks behind the Speed Racer movie in VRMag's in-depth interviews with award-winning Matrix visual FX guru John Gaeta, Dennis Martin, Lubo Hristov, and Jake Morrison. Including Virtual Reality panoramas of the movie locations, turn tables of the mach 5 and 6, and many making of videos unveiling the secrets of the visual effects. Link to 'Speed Racer uncovered' and to John Gaeta's interview." The first time I saw the trailer for this movie, my jaw hit the floor. Nobody makes live action "Cartoons" that look like this. I guess that makes me believe there is no way the movie can be good.

274 comments

  1. Not trying to troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel fear that the W. Brothers were involved with this project. I also feel fear that comes from a childhood cartoon being turned into a film.

    I'm sure that the movie will be enjoyable to some; I will be skipping it, though.

    1. Re:Not trying to troll... by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      Fuck me! We had to deal with Iron Man spam on /. paraded as "news to nerds," now we have to deal with Speedracer? The trailer looked like shit. Nobody I know wants to see it.

      Go ahead and mark this as troll, but mark my words: We're going to have at least 3 more stories about Speed Racer in the next two weeks.

  2. Hollywood is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All they do anymore is remake crappy tv shows i never wanted to watch in the first place into crappy movies i still dont want to watch.

    Writers strike be damned, im on a viewers strike!

    1. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but once there's a live-action/CG movie of The Gummybears, I'm there, man, I'm there! And I want my couch-cushion fort in the theater, too.

    2. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but once there's a live-action/CG movie of The Gummybears, I'm there, man, I'm there! And I want my couch-cushion fort in the theater, too. Here, let me fix that for you:

              "I'm there, man! In fact, I'm bouncing here and there and everywhere!"
    3. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Kierthos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh thank you. I thought I might be the only one. I mean, Speed Racer? Who greenlighted that piece of shit?!

      I swear, it's like for every good movie out of Hollywood, there are five marginal movies, and for every marginal movies, there are ten that are complete crap, like this one: a movie based on a badly dubbed and chopped piece of crap cartoon about a guy who races in every single episode in this, okay, admittedly, tricked out car, and he's smart enough to remember which button is the jump skis (or whatever the fuck those things are) and which button is the buzzsaw in the front bumper, but he's too fucking stupid to check the trunk for the kid and the chimp, and no one picks up that Racer X is his brother.

      What's next? Thundercats the movie? Blues Clues the movie?

      Here's hoping it tanks like a Uwe Boll film and Hollywood gets the message.

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    4. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by somersault · · Score: 1
      Uh, yeah they're making a Thundercat movie. Hopefully not Blues Clues tho :s
       
       

      Racer X is his brother I hope that's not an important twist :( I didn't even know this was a remake of a cartoon. The film does look pretty crappy just because of the racing physics - looks like Ridge Racer style impossible stuff, but hey it's got Christina Ricci, and she's hawt :)
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    5. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I refuse to consider anything I say about a cartoon that is 40 years old to be a spoiler. It's like talking about how King Kong dies at the end of the movie. It's been out a while. There's a time limit on this shit.

      And really? A Thundercats movie? That's just fucking sad.

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    6. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And tell them to stop spelling everything more "xtreme." Why, oh, why is it so hard to spell out "effects?"

    7. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...]a movie based on a badly dubbed and chopped piece of crap cartoon about a guy who races in every single episode in this, okay, admittedly, tricked out car[...] Say, wait... remove the "piece of crap" part, and that gives me an idea. Tom Slick: The Movie!

      No, wait, my mistake, Hollywood's proven THREE TIMES that they can't get the comic timing of Jay Ward cartoons right (movie adaptations of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Dudley Do-Right, and George of the Jungle). Speedy wit and banter is not Hollywood's forte, it seems.

      Maybe, then, we're best off if they just stick to Speed Racer. Then the cheesiness fits in with the rest of the box office fare. Though a race-off between the Thunderbolt Greaseslapper and the Mach 5 would be epically silly.

      *throws away spec script for a movie adaptation of Super Chicken*
    8. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like talking about how King Kong dies at the end of the movie.

      Thanks for ruining it for me, jerk!

    9. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not a Blues Clues movie? Steve was in "Netherbeast Incorporated" and he's put out a f***ing awesome album with Steve Drozd of the Flaming Lips. How could any movie starring him and an animated female blue dog NOT kick ass?

      I especially want to see the scene where Steve showers with Slippery Soap, and they have to have a conversation about personal space.

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    10. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by tonyfugere · · Score: 1

      Gummi Bears: The Movie is coming soon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c710UG7HXY0

    11. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      The first time I saw a rumor they where making this steamy loaf I though no one could be that stupid. I was wrong. I said, well maybe it won't be that bad. Wrong again. Just looking at the previews you can tell how bad it is.

      I just think this is part of crappywoods attempt to combat movie piracy. They'll just make movies so bad that nobody wants to watch much less copy.

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    12. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I swear, it's like for every good movie out of Hollywood, there are five marginal movies, and for every marginal movies, there are ten that are complete crap, like this one: a movie based on a badly dubbed and chopped piece of crap cartoon about a guy who races in every single episode in this, okay, admittedly, tricked out car, and he's smart enough to remember which button is the jump skis (or whatever the fuck those things are) and which button is the buzzsaw in the front bumper, but he's too fucking stupid to check the trunk for the kid and the chimp, and no one picks up that Racer X is his brother.


      They are very hard to find, but I suggest you dig up some uncensored versions of Speed Racer...IE the original Japanese versions. Quite a different show.
    13. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know (now) about the Japanese version. But when I first saw Speed Racer as a kid, I had no idea about it.

      And really, let's face it. If there was a live-action movie based on Mach GoGoGo (the English name of the original Japanese anime), it would probably have been done by the Japanese, and then, a year or two later, we'd get the crappy American remake of that movie. (For references to this sort of "can't think for ourselves" shit from Hollywood, may I refer you to Ringu -> The Ring and other J-Horror -> crappy American remake movies.)

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    14. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Pojut · · Score: 1

      To be fair, The Ring was actually a scary, well done remake. The same can't be said for the rest of the recent remakes, but The Ring (interestingly the one that kickstarted the whole remake thing) was done fairly well.

    15. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just think this is part of crappywoods attempt to combat movie piracy. They'll just make movies so bad that nobody wants to watch much less copy.

      You're half right. \

      1. Make movies so bad that nobody wants to go to them.
      2. Complain to Congress that their profits are down because of the Evil Content Pirates(tm)
      3. Get new Uber-DMCA laws passed
      4. PROFIT!

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    16. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by butterwise · · Score: 1

      How could any movie starring him and an animated female blue dog NOT kick ass?
      All this time I thought Blue's gender was male; you, sir, have just forged an understanding between me and my kids I never thought possible.
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    17. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I hated that they had to cast plastic-looking Hollywood actor types for the U.S. version of The Ring, but I thought the film itself was actually a little scarier than the original.

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    18. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by refitman · · Score: 1

      Here's the article in last years Variety about it. Personally I wasn't impressed with the trailer for Speed Racer and I would much rather watch the Thundercats (if only because Cheetara was fit).

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    19. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...I would much rather watch the Thundercats (if only because Cheetara was fit). That's because she was the Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats' ho.
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    20. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Ugh, why did that post turn me on? Better check that "anonymous" box....

    21. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a page somewhere that marked as a spoiler for The Bible "Jesus dies at the end."

    22. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by residieu · · Score: 1

      Mixing traditional animation with live action is so 1980s. I'm sure if they did it, it would be a real dog, with CGIed lips.

    23. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      but he's too fucking stupid to check the trunk for the kid and the chimp

      What type of fucking race car has a trunk anyway? A trunk has extra metal in it and extra metal means weight. Cut the fucking trunk out and weld the damn thing shut. Problem solved. this movie is going to bite the big chode anyway.

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    24. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by rubycodez · · Score: 0, Troll

      I suggest you dig up some uncensored versions of Speed Racer...IE the original Japanese versions. Quite a different show.

      what, do they show Trixie's boobs and bush? does she slob knob? munch rug with Mom Racer?

    25. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Pojut · · Score: 1

      There is quite a bit of profanity, and graphic violence runs rampant...quite the polar opposite of the Speed Racer seen in the US.

    26. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for ruining it for me, jerk!
      Jerk? Don't you mean insensitive clod?
    27. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What type of fucking race car has a trunk anyway? Little known fact, the term "stock car" racing came from the fact that, indeed, those cars in the past WERE stock cars. That is, they were pulled right off the lot and raced like that.

      So to answer your question, real fucking race cars have trunks. Sissy-ass race "cars" don't.
    28. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Froboz23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would much rather watch the Thundercats (if only because Cheetara was fit).
      Be careful what you wish for. Snarf is one of the few live-action characters that could potentially be more annoying than Jar Jar Binks. I'm willing to bet the Snarf-factor will trump any positive qualities of that movie.

      The Horror. The Horror...
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    29. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      That is so true. It has also been pointed out to me that not only to real race cars have trunks, they have bed, and shit strapped to the roof too. I'm of course talking about Baja buggies. A real race, not this fucking round in round bullshit.

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    30. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      Christina Ricci could go down on Natalie Portman in this movie, all movie long, and I still wouldn't watch it.

      Though... it probably would make the plot better. Hmmm...

    31. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      ThunderCats movie, scheduled for 2010 release. At least it still looks like it'll be CG, not live action.

    32. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by somersault · · Score: 1

      No, the world ends at the end, Jesus dies about 3/4 of the way through

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    33. Re:Hollywood is dead to me by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmm, don't forget the hot grits.

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      Women are like electronics: you don't know how damaged they are until you try to turn them on.
  3. Why the Instant Dismissal? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The first time I saw the trailer for this movie, my jaw hit the floor. Nobody makes live action "Cartoons" that look like this. I guess that makes me believe there is no way the movie can be good. "No way?" Why on earth do you say that? I mean, the odds are high we have the equivalent of Fantastic Four, Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow or a Matrix sequel. You know, movies that have great or novel special effects but little else. On the other hand, you could have something like Brazil, Blade Runner or 2001: A Space Odyssey. Movies that had different or strange special effects with more supporting features than just that.

    I don't think that's exactly fair. There is some way the movie could be good. The original Matrix had neat (maybe not original) effects but it also had a very sound core science fiction theme along with a lot of great drama and situations. The dialog wasn't the best but I thought the story was very very strong. My 50+ year old aunt and uncle watched it when it came out and the one thing they remember from it is the story. Not the special effects or dialog or who was in it but the possibility of this Man Vs Machine universe.

    I'll admit when I saw the Speed Racer trailer, my brain didn't comprehend anything that happened. I couldn't tell who was what, what I was looking at or even what kind of conflict the movie centered on. I was utterly stupefied. I'm not afraid of admitting that, it was just confusing and I've never seen or read any Speed Racer material so I have no precursor or knowledge of what the theme is.

    If this movie is relying 100% on its stunning visual effects, it's going to be a summer blockbuster and nothing more. It isn't going to age well and might go down as being a standard to watch on the latest plasma screen until next summer when a better movie comes out. There is, however, still a very likely possibility that one or more elements comes through to save the movie. Whether it be the directing, the acting, the story or even the music.
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    1. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but I think I had to stop reading your comment about when you said that SPEED RACER could live up to movies like 2001 and Blade Runner. Just can't laugh that hard and read at the same time.

    2. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by explosivejared · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am behind you all the way on Bladerunner and 2001, but The Matrix had a sound core science fiction theme along with a lot of great drama and situations...

      The science of the Matrix was pretty laughable, I mean the machines are smart enough to build human farms, but too dumb to use satellites to capture solar power. A lot of stuff didn't add up. The films only saving grace, which more than made up for the plot holes, was it's deep philosophical questions, specifically about the nature of experience and what it truly means to be human. These are common threads alongside the other two films mentioned.

      I think it is sort of obvious that Speed Racer isn't going to be tackling any sort of grandiose, fundamental question of philosophy. The whole cartoon was pretty campy, which the movie seems to have moved away from. This doesn't give make me hopeful about anything other than the visuals being worthwhile.

      Sure, it will probably be an enjoyable film, but I would be very reluctant to mention 2001 or Bladerunner in the same breath.

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    3. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by maxume · · Score: 1

      The Matrix didn't have a sound theme, the basic premise didn't even make sense.

      We need the humans as batteries indeed.

      It was still a fun movie, and they did a decent job with the brain in the vat, but it wasn't exactly a wonder of consistency.

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    4. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "I couldn't tell who was what, what I was looking at or even what kind of conflict the movie centered on. I was utterly stupefied. I'm not afraid of admitting that, it was just confusing ..."

      Sounds like it's true in some ways to the original "Speed Racer", HA HA.

    5. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Icarium · · Score: 1

      There is, however, still a very likely possibility that one or more elements comes through to save the movie Very likely? I admit that the possibility is greater than zero, but that is still a long way off 'Very Likely'. The visual effects are deliberately cartoonish, the trailer is an incoherent jumble and "Speed Racer" is not a franchise that carries the same weight as, say, Ironman or Batman. The only thing that could save this would be parents being gullible enough to think that it looks like a fun kids movie and dragging thier kids to watch (It looks like something out of the Spy Kids sequels)

      At the very least, the trailers I've seen make it a definite miss.
    6. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first time I saw the trailer for this movie, my jaw hit the floor. Nobody makes live action "Cartoons" that look like this. I guess that makes me believe there is no way the movie can be good. "No way?" Why on earth do you say that? I mean, the odds are high we have the equivalent of Fantastic Four, Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow or a Matrix sequel. You know, movies that have great or novel special effects but little else. On the other hand, you could have something like Brazil, Blade Runner or 2001: A Space Odyssey. Movies that had different or strange special effects with more supporting features than just that.

      I don't think that's exactly fair. There is some way the movie could be good. The original Matrix had neat (maybe not original) effects but it also had a very sound core science fiction theme along with a lot of great drama and situations. The dialog wasn't the best but I thought the story was very very strong. My 50+ year old aunt and uncle watched it when it came out and the one thing they remember from it is the story. Not the special effects or dialog or who was in it but the possibility of this Man Vs Machine universe.

      I'll admit when I saw the Speed Racer trailer, my brain didn't comprehend anything that happened. I couldn't tell who was what, what I was looking at or even what kind of conflict the movie centered on. I was utterly stupefied. I'm not afraid of admitting that, it was just confusing and I've never seen or read any Speed Racer material so I have no precursor or knowledge of what the theme is.

      If this movie is relying 100% on its stunning visual effects, it's going to be a summer blockbuster and nothing more. It isn't going to age well and might go down as being a standard to watch on the latest plasma screen until next summer when a better movie comes out. There is, however, still a very likely possibility that one or more elements comes through to save the movie. Whether it be the directing, the acting, the story or even the music. I saw the sneak peak of the film yesterday, I was pleasantly surprised by it. it was a really fun film to watch. This film is based on a show i personally remember as being ridiculously poorly dubbed and having an incredibly weak storyline, the guys name was "speed Racer". The directors realized this and ran with it, if you can go in ready to laugh at the movie as much as you might laugh with it, you will love this film. Oh and i nearly had 10 seizures in the final race scene.
    7. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      While I wasn't a fan of either Fantastic Four or the Matrix sequels , I found Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow a nice movie.

      It had a retro feel to it, not just the "tech" but the storyline and such. Not quite a Rocketeer but a decent movie none-the-less.

    8. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by sesshomaru · · Score: 5, Funny
      As a fan of the original series, I can say that odds are that this movie will be deeper than Blade Runner, Brazil and 2001:A Space Odyssey combined!!!

      I mean there's a twist, and I don't want to give away anything... but there's a big secret involving Racer X. And the existential angst of Spritle and Chim-Chim. Like something out of Kafka, you see, one of the twins is actually a chimpanzee.

      If this movie doesn't sweep the academy awards, I'll have to believe that it must be because it was too deep for them.

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      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    9. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Reverse psychology.
      If they came out liking it, everyone would assert "Oh, they're a bunch of tools, the movie is teh l4m3".
      I, for one, plan on going to see this flick and reverting to age 8 for an hour and a half, irrespective of whether the movie is so content-free as to qualify as a political speech.
      Neener, neener, neener.

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    10. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because, as Samuel L. Jackson put it so succinctly:

      "A sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because I'd never eat the filthy muthaf#@ker."

    11. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by KlomDark · · Score: 4, Informative

      They changed to the "humans as batteries" because they judged the average viewer coudn't comprehend the idea of "humans as co-processors" idea in the original story. So it got Hollywooded, and we are all slightly dumber for it having been changed to a "lowest common denominator" story. :(

    12. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, you could have something like Brazil, Blade Runner or 2001: A Space Odyssey. Movies that had different or strange special effects with more supporting features than just that.


      Brazil? Blade Runner? This is speed racer we are talking about.......SPEED RACER. A cartoon where one of the main characters got into trouble with his pet monkey chim chim. The main antagonist was a Mr. X a guy who was so subtle that he had a giant X on over his mask just to make him more mysterious.

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    13. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with. There is also absolutely nothing wrong with someone desiring a movie to have a little more depth. Speed Racer was important to a lot of kids, and as such this movie is going to bring up a lot of feeling for them. It wasn't personally what I grew up with, but when Pinky and the Brain gets made into a film, I'm sure I'll feel the same.

      In short, what I'm trying to say is that there is no one definitive way to view and think about a film. A film can be many things to many people. It's the interaction of these ideas that make the medium interesting. So never mind the flamers, and don't flame anyone else's feelings about a film (not that you were).

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    14. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by pla · · Score: 1

      I couldn't tell who was what, what I was looking at or even what kind of conflict the movie centered on.

      I'd say you've answered your own question to the GP... Your comments on the trailer pretty much accurately reflects the original series as well, so it sounds like you understood it juuuuust fine. ;-)

      Seriously... Of all the series they could have done a modern live action remake of, why choose Speed Racer? It had no plot (unless the "secret" of Racer-X as Speed's long-lost brother counts), no character development (and that, with completely flat characters to start with), and not even good animation (though I suppose this movie will at least address that problem).

      If this movie does well, it will do so for the novelty of the effects, and no other reason.

    15. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by LMacG · · Score: 3, Funny

      > unless the "secret" of Racer-X as Speed's long-lost brother counts

      Oh, great, now the movie is ruined for everybody.

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    16. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Sure, it will probably be an enjoyable film, but I would be very reluctant to mention 2001 or Bladerunner in the same breath.
      Sure you can. But you need to also use the "unlike" word.
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    17. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by cizoozic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've read or heard that the "scorching of the sky" was done with some kind of nanotechnology that disabled electronics and did not allow electromagnetic waves to pass through. Supposedly when the ship pierced the clouds in one of the movies it stalled because of this. I still like this humans as coprocessors idea much better though, because thermodynamically the whole human battery thing never made any sense to me. Sure we produce chemical(/electrical) and thermal energy, but we get that from our food and therefore from the sun. Anyway, you coppertops can believe what you want to believe.

    18. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 3, Informative

      The science of the Matrix was pretty laughable, I mean the machines are smart enough to build human farms, but too dumb to use satellites to capture solar power.


      To me, it makes more sense that the humans were part of the computing power that gave the machines intelligence. That would also explain a lot of other things in the movie. The nice thing about the matrix is they didn't try to explain everything, allowing you to figure out what you would (the battery thing was a dumbed-down idea that could have been done much better, IMHO).
    19. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always felt that the machines had feelings, and a desire for revenge. They couldn't just settle for killing us off, It wouldn't have been insulting enough. They wanted to keep us around so that we could actually realize how defeated we were.

    20. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by somersault · · Score: 1

      He didn't quite say that. He said it might not be a piece of crap that is forgotten in a year's time. We can't exactly know until we watch it. I think Christina Ricci could be that element that "comes through to save the movie" for me =p

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    21. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by somersault · · Score: 1

      he was quoting the parent poster. Get off my forum until you learn to parse hierarchical structures..

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    22. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by somersault · · Score: 1

      when Pinky and the Brain gets made into a film :o a film made up of 30 5-minute shorts! Could be interesting. NARF!!
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    23. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      The really great movies operate on both didactic and entertainment levels, and stand up to repeated viewings.

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    24. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by RoverDaddy · · Score: 1

      You are right about the message. I have since read the Sprawl trilogy of William Gibson and it covers the 'man vs. machine' and 'dystopian future' concepts about a million times better than The Matrix. Nevertheless, I loved The Matrix and responded to its lamer sequels a lot better than most people. Lots of action, cutting edge effects, Hugo Weaving chewing up the scenery, Monica Bellucci, "I know Kung Fu", and of course, "Whoa."

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    25. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by zuralin · · Score: 1

      The science of the Matrix was pretty laughable, I mean the machines are smart enough to build human farms, but too dumb to use satellites to capture solar power. A lot of stuff didn't add up. From wikipedia.org:

      The sky is covered in thick black clouds created by the humans in an attempt to cut off the machines' supply of solar power.

    26. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      No, he was doing a shitty job ofg quoting the parent poster. You don't quote people by suddenly starting to copy what they said in mid-sentence with no other marker than suddenly using italics, which is totally ambiguous in meaning.

    27. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, the fact that the visuals were made as "colorful" as possible points to it retaining the campiness of the cartoons.

      And this is one of the cases where you cannot generalize with great effects = 1 / good movie. Because, come on, it's a movie based on an old campy cartoon! How much worse can that get? The only conclusion you can derive from this is, the Wachowski brothers had fun making this movie, and we as viewers just have to sit back and enjoy.

    28. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      The point is that humans run on solar power, too.

    29. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by radish · · Score: 1

      The original Matrix had neat (maybe not original) effects but it also had a very sound core science fiction theme along with a lot of great drama and situations
      I agree with your post in general, but I think the Matrix certainly had original effects. The first bullet time scene had my jaw on the floor - I had never seen anything like it and I couldn't even figure out how it was done (at first, anyway). It was original enough that it's been copied a million times since.

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    30. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Actually you could see the Matrix in a different way.

      Why should we take that "battery thing" as the real truth?

      It makes more sense if you see that the "scorched world with humans as batteries" reality they are "living" in is not the "real reality" either - after all that could explain why Neo could do the stuff he did in that "real world".

      And that the whole thing is part of the Oracle's/machines plan to hybrid people and machines and upgrade herself.

      She believes there's something that humans have that the machines don't (it's not the bodies of humans that make them different, but something else), and Neo's part of the plan and so's Smith - she feeds cookies to Neo and after each time Neo eats the cookies he "upgrades" in his abilities. She didn't lose herself entirely in Smith. Smith went around merging with humans and finally Neo. Then they restarted a new instance, this time perhaps an upgraded Oracle ;).

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    31. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The films only saving grace, which more than made up for the plot holes, was it's deep philosophical questions, specifically about the nature of experience and what it truly means to be human."

      What deep philosophical questions? How does the movie address "what it truly means to be human"? It was a dippy solipsist fantasy wrapped around your standard cliched action movie story.

      The movie's only saving grace were the stunning action sequences. The painfully stupid pseudo-philosophical, pseudo-mystical trappings detracted from the whole thing.

      And I've never seen the two sequels. I could tell where they were going to go, and I knew it would suck.

    32. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by LS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The science of the Matrix was pretty laughable

      I think you completely miss the point of The Matrix. The issue with using human batteries is not as clearcut as it may seem at first. If you recall, the world we live in is actually a simulation, so any assumptions you might have about the laws of nature are no longer valid. In the underlying layer of reality, humans have another type of of biomorphic energy that doesn't exist in the simulated layer or in the sun. This is supported by the fact that Neo is able to use psychic energy to stop the octopus bots even outside of simulation. Also, it is not clear whether the deeper layer of reality is the final reality - it may also be a simulation.

      Also, the science in movies like 2001 and Bladerunner is laughable from some peoples' perspectives. For instance the ability to create details and perspectives that didn't originally exist in photos in Bladerunner is pretty silly. You can't hold your breath and go into a vacuum without rupturing your lungs, but this is done in 2001. That may seem minor to a layman, but if you are someone in the field of space travel, it might look like space opera to you.

      The point is that they are all movies - fictional reality. Unless they are a perfect procedural simulation of reality utilizing all human scientific knowledge, then they will be inaccurate in some fashion, so no need to get up in arms.

      It's about the story right?

      LS

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    33. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by debrain · · Score: 1

      The science of the Matrix was pretty laughable, I mean the machines are smart enough to build human farms, but too dumb to use satellites to capture solar power. A lot of stuff didn't add up. I always took it as a sign of a pre-existing 'peace treaty' between man and machine that permitted the humans to subsist as batteries with some cerebral stimulation. Otherwise, why would the machines not just use cattle or any other biomass that (a) doesn't occasionally reject 'the program' and lead rebellions against them, and (b) is more energy efficient? I find that it is the mysteries of the Matrix's genealogy that make it interesting science fiction.

    34. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      But nothing can make up for showing Keanu Reeves's ass 7 feet wide on the big screen.

    35. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I was mostly confused by the fact that when people spoke, other things on the screen -- not just their mouths -- moved.

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    36. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by LS · · Score: 1

      You go ahead and shut off your brain. I won't use that as an excuse to watch drivel. Not saying that Speedracer will be shit, but why don't you save yourself the effort and money, go shut off your brain and watch Veggie Tales or Baby Geniuses 2.

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    37. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      *applause* Seriously. Does no one remember how we LIVED for Speed Racer when we were kids??? Ohwait... I keep forgetting I'm OLD!

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    38. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      I think the point of the machines not using smarter energy abilties was partly b/c they simply hated humans and would rather screw them over and control the humans like humans used to control all machines... and partly it was of course a way to further the plot... and partly it might have been representative of some human actions today. Why use solar when your rich oil company friends can make a killing?

    39. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No way?" Why on earth do you say that?

      You need to know how the crowd thinks. It's pivotal to the success of a movie, and this is why Speed Racer will have a tough time at the box office.

      The people commenting here are a good example:

      First problem, "looks like a video game". You see, movies can look worse than a video game, or better than a video game, but if they look like a video game, it causes great confusion since a typical viewer would instictively reach for a joystick the entire time while watching the movie, which proves very frustrating experience.

      As for the mix of CGI and live actions, it's ok if they are just animation, and ok of they're mostly real, but if they mix lots of stylized CGI with live-action actors, that's a problem, because "nobody makes live action cartoons like that".

      The crowd, as any Hollywood producer knows, likes to see things they've seen before. In fact, there's a certain "familiarity" score a movie should reach before it's greenlit by any sane Hollywood producer, which is why this movie remakes an old cartoon, and is made by the Wachovski brothers.

      This way, about 25% of the audience will be aging Speed Racer fans who can then talk to their friends about their ruined childhood, 10% will be geeks fascinated by the faux-3D VR effects (which this article reaches for), and about 5% will be misled they're about to watch a Matrix-like movie (hey, it worked for V for Vendetta!). The rest will be kids who are attracted by anything that's loud and brightly colored, and their parents, since the movie will be PG-13 for mild violence.

      There we go.

      As for whether the movie will be good or not: you can wait for the reviews or even go see it before you open your big mouths, it'll save us some effort.

    40. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Christina Ricci could save the movie ... except for the fact that John Goodman, the kiss of movie death, is also part of the cast. I can't watch Goodman's "block of wood" acting without simultaneously imagining Rosanne Barr standing somewhere just off camera (spitting to off to her side and with crotch firmly in hand).

      Double-plus un-good, man!

    41. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      "thermodynamically the whole human battery thing never made any sense to me. "

      It was never supposed to. Nearly all the information fed to Zion by the machines, and subsequently relayed by Morpheus to Neo in the first film, was obvious, obvious falsehood.

      The truth:

      The machines 'scorched the sky' to protect themselves from Humanity. Humans are dependent on solar power, not machines -- no sane human capable of using such technology would ever willingly do it. On the other hand, making humans dependent on machines to survive as a species keeps them from attempting to destroy Machinekind (as they attempted to do in the first Human/Machine war).

      The machines kept humans in the Matrix because the machine society was programmed not to let the human race go extinct. Only a human with admin rights to the Matrix servers could make the decision to end Mankind (although individual humans are clearly expendable).

      Humans raised in the Matrix don't know anything about the laws of thermodynamics because the Machines control everything they learn. So it makes total sense to people trying to escape it that the machines could somehow be dependent on humans, rather than the other way around, and it's important to the machines that Zion believes this -- the whole purpose of Zion is to get people out of the Matrix that don't fit in, if they realized they were doing something beneficial to the system they might stop. Everything Zion knows about the conflict was, likewise, given to them by the machines, so they've no real way to figure out what's going on. That old guy who talked to Neo in the second film seemed to have an inkling of the situation, but had no hard-science context to express it with since he'd never learned any real science.

      Needless to say, none of the Matrix AI programs would have any need to understand physics outside of the Matrix either.

    42. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      there's a big secret involving Racer X

      Racer X: Speed, I am your father! Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

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    43. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by vrmlguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, the science in movies like 2001 and Bladerunner is laughable from some peoples' perspectives. You can't hold your breath and go into a vacuum without rupturing your lungs, but this is done in 2001. That may seem minor to a layman, but if you are someone in the field of space travel, it might look like space opera to you. From http://physics.suite101.com/blog.cfm/how_to_survive_a_vacuum:

      If you have the misfortune of being exposed to a vacuum, for instance, if you are a character in a science fiction story, your body will not explode, but your blood and other fluids may boil, given a long enough exposure. Frost will form in your mouth as your saliva rapidly evaporates. Your ears will pop. Eventually you will die of asphyxiation, if you haven't already had a heart attack from panic.

      You have about a minute and a half to get to safety. Before exposure, or immediately after initial exposure, you should exhale and remove all the air from your lungs. Otherwise, the air pressure will rupture the delicate alveoli, the air sacs, in your lungs. That is not an injury that's easy to recover from. There is not much else you can do.

      The only accurate depiction of vacuum exposure in fiction can be found in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. In the movie the main character is exposed very briefly, and handles the situation well.
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    44. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Humans are dependent on solar power, not machines Where does this come from?

      Humans are no more or less dependent on solar power than machines. We can just as easily make UV lamps if there is a power source available, and the same "law of thermodynamics" problems are going to bite the machines unless they have some solar satellites or something.

      Humans raised in the Matrix don't know anything about the laws of thermodynamics because the Machines control everything they learn. See, this kind of kills the whole "We could be living in the Matrix!" thought that haunts you after the first time you watch it.

      That old guy who talked to Neo in the second film seemed to have an inkling of the situation, but had no hard-science context to express it with since he'd never learned any real science. If by "that old guy" you mean The Architect, how did it possibly escape you that he's an AI?

      Needless to say, none of the Matrix AI programs would have any need to understand physics outside of the Matrix either. And yet, once you start moving beyond Agents, the machines actually start to be curious.

      I'd put that down as the main thing I think got badly fucked with in the sequels. In the original, the machines are cold and heartless, except Smith, who is downright evil. No AI is actually to where it could really pass for a human, yet.

      In the sequels, there are other, equally interesting premises -- an AI which loves its daughter -- but that kills the whole concept of certain people who seem like machines in our world actually being machines, because after that, anyone could be an AI.
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    45. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      The AI's needed the Anomaly to be bred every several generations so as to reset things. That's why they kept Zion and humans around.

    46. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't they just wipe out the humans and use all of that space for a massive computer? Silicon CPUs would be trillions of times faster and more efficient than human brains. In short: No, they wouldn't. At least today, human brains are about as much faster than any computer. They're just not designed to do raw computation, at least not on math -- math has to be emulated in consciousness. But they are doing differential calculus all the time.

      For the same reasons we have both CPUs and GPUs, and the Cell processor seems like a good idea, it's possible to imagine that the human brain can do certain things much faster and better than any silicon entity. It may not be every task, but it's not inconceivable that it would be simpler to keep the humans around, and continue to study them, until they can properly duplicate it with inorganic components, or with an organic construction of their own, so they don't have to keep all the bodies around.

      And even if not, there's another one: What if the Machines are studying the nature of consciousness?

      I'm sorry, the Matrix films were nothing but action flicks. If you saw a deep story or philosophical message in it, Then you saw exactly what was intended. If you didn't see any philosophical message, you weren't paying attention.

      Call it derivative, call it a crappy William Gibson ripoff, but to deny it's there just makes you sound stupid.

      It just seemed to drag along without actually conveying anything that the average teenager wouldn't have pondered on their own. "What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'? If 'real' is what you can see, touch, taste, and smell, then 'real' is nothing more than electrical impulses interpreted by your brain."

      I'm sorry, but the average teenager isn't studying Heidegger. There is a reason it had such an appeal, and why people continue to talk about "matrix-like" virtual reality, even though they hardly invented it -- most teenagers did not ask themselves about the nature of their reality, and consider that it could be entirely artificial.

      I liked the second and third Matrix films because they all but dropped the pretense and pseudo-intellectual crap and focused on what I wanted to see it for, the action. Seriously? The second and third films had way more philosophical ranting than the first one. I thought that dragged quite a lot -- "Why, why, why, Mr. Anderson, why do you persist?" And after several separate 1-2 minute rants, we get "Because I choose to." Or take the "Purpose" rant...
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    47. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      Nanotech again. Whenever you need to have some pseudoscientific explanation in scifi, and you're fresh out of ideas, it was Nanotech.

      I think we should all go read The Diamond Age, and then swear a solemn oath to never write the word "nanotech" in a science fiction show again.

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    48. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder where this "original story" lives? Now I'm curious...

      It does clear up a few things, like how purely mental techniques and "training" could lead one to "bend the rules" -- and why the Machines couldn't effectively implement some basic security measures. It's impossible to fly in, say, WoW unless Blizzard lets you, but it would be downright easy if they, say, offloaded a bit of the physics computation to the clients.

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    49. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't denigrate Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow because you didn't understand what it was trying to be. It was, from the beginning, a live-action pulp novel, and it succeeded beautifully at being just that.

      Brazil and Blade Runner are known more for being opaque than for any real depth to their plots. Brazil is basically the Adventures of Baron Munchausen, just dystopian.

    50. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      If this movie is relying 100% on its bizarro visual effects, it's going to be a summer 2-week flop and nothing more.

      There, FTFY. ;-)

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    51. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Kids these days, it's the Power of Atomic Energy that is the mystery of the universe, not silly tiny robots.

    52. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by dido · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My own interpretation is that the machines are actually obedient to the last drop. They are trying to create a perfect world for humans, and the entire contrivance that is the Matrix is really a massive system designed for the machines to understand what will constitute a perfect world for humanity. I think of the Oracle in the Matrix in the sense of the 'oracle Turing machine' described by Alan Turing in the paper "Systems of Logic Based on Ordinals", as a special type of state that the machine can go into that consults an external 'oracle' that directs the evolution of the system in a way that might not be possible for an ordinary Turing machine.

      The machines are not doing any of this for their own sake, which would actually make no sense at all to my mind, as all the effort they expend towards doing what they do would be pointless. The only problem was that the machines were mis-programmed in such a way that they elevated a sub-goal into a super-goal, in exactly the way described by Nick Bostrom here (section 4.4). Find a perfect world for humanity, the machines were asked, and they complied by placing all of humanity into a virtual world that it is constantly trying to manipulate to come across what it finds constitutes perfection for humanity.

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    53. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'? If 'real' is what you can see, touch, taste, and smell, then 'real' is nothing more than electrical impulses interpreted by your brain."

      Yeah, that's so deep. Certainly nobody has thought on that before. /sarcasm

      Seriously, you would have had to be completely daft to have not thought of things like that when you were a teenager. Maybe you were just a stupid one?

    54. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      For instance the ability to create details and perspectives that didn't originally exist in photos in Bladerunner is pretty silly.

      Not really. We already have that ability to a limited extent today. We can make a 3D recreation of a scene from a photograph. We could use reflections to recreate part of a scene that is otherwise obscured.

      Who knows how far image processing could evolve? And that's assuming that the image was a regular photograph as we know it, and not some kind of hologram or stereograph or something. Is there anything in the film that indicates it's an ordinary 2D photo? Not that I remember.

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    55. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by LS · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I'm saying. Your rebuttal is precisely the point I was trying to make with the matrix. Considering that it's fiction, the viewer is free to insert details that make the world consistent.

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    56. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Until I see some detailed scientific analysis of the effects of vacuum and decompression on the human organism, I'm not going to believe these "vacuum is safe" posts.

      We know from diving that decompression is highly dangerous even in controlled conditions. At very least we can assume you'll ose consciousness almost instantly.
      And why does the author think that fluids will boil "given enough time"? This isn't a slow vacuum pump we're on about here, but an instant decompression to maybe .1% of normal pressure. It's gonna boil, and it's gonna boil fast. The only question is whether your tissue can supply enough pressure to prevent this from happening. As the structural characteristics of tissue are in turn dependant on water, we can assume this property to be weak. My guess is that you'll start to foam up from the outside in till you're just like a piece of pork rind.

    57. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by matfud · · Score: 1

      Its at most 1 atmosphere difference. Thats the equivalent of 10m or 30 foot of water. Most people do not need to decompress when surfacing from that depth. However having an ambient pressure of 0 bar has its own issues.

    58. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The science of the Matrix was pretty laughable, I mean the machines are smart enough to build human farms, but too dumb to use satellites to capture solar power. Doesn't seem much different from us being able to build solar cells and yet remaining completely dependent on oil. Perhaps they weren't realizing large enough economies of scale on the satellite business.
    59. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also have the technology today to capture lightfields, which can be captured using slightly modified cameras and can synthesize new views and depths of field:

      http://graphics.stanford.edu/projects/lightfield/

    60. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah it was, but if the guy had been paying any attention to the posts, he would have known.

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    61. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by somersault · · Score: 1

      The Flinstones was okay.. of course I was about 10 last time I saw it

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    62. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      For me, the philosophical point of "What is Deja Vu" was the part I found most interesting - Maybe Deja Vu is where they made adjustments to the reality simulator you are living in.

      I'd often thought "What if this is all bullshit?" before, but never once had I pondered what Deja Vu is. (Probably the best explanation is your right and left hemispheres failing a comparison between themselves, and spiking a signal to take a second look.)

    63. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      We know from accidents involving large vacuum chambers that people don't lose consciousness for about 15 seconds. Your skin has enough strength to keep your insides on the inside, and that's enough to keep your blood from boiling. It's like putting a water baloon into a vacuum chamber. Any water on the outside will boil away instantly, but the water on the inside won't do anything. Likewise, people accidentally exposed to hard vacuum have described feeling their saliva boiling in their mouth, but they obviously lived to talk about it.

      I'm not going to claim that "vacuum is safe", but it isn't instantly fatal. It seems similar to drowning; if you're pulled out quickly enough, you'll cough a lot but survive, if you're pulled out shortly after losing consciousness, you can be revived with few ill effects, but if you aren't pulled out for ten minutes, you're dead.

      Getting back to "2001", Kubrick wanted to make as factual a film as possible. There had been both animal experiments and human accidents with hard vacuums at the Air Force years before the movie was made, and Kubrick and Clarke were familar with the details. As you state, there is a mistake in the scene: Bowman does hold his breath. The rest of the scene is flawless. On the 2007 DVD, Arthur C. Clarke states that had he been on set day they filmed this, he would have caught the error. I believe him.

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    64. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's so deep. Certainly nobody has thought on that before. /sarcasm That's why I have the signature I do.

      Seriously, you would have had to be completely daft to have not thought of things like that when you were a teenager. Maybe it's not a fair assertion -- after all, I saw The Matrix when I was 12.

      But no, I honestly don't think I'd have come up with it on my own. The closest I came was wondering if I might be dreaming, somehow -- but I never managed to actually deconstruct it to where it was a coherent argument that I didn't know.

      Now, I did read a bit of Heidegger, but after that point, I was completely spoiled for this experiment.

      Seriously, what your average teenage guy is thinking about is sex, drugs, sex, rock & roll, sex, rebelling against parents, sex, and oh yeah, sex. I don't pretend to really know what any female is thinking, but I suspect it could be summed up similarly -- popularity, guys, popularity, shopping, popularity, and oh god, I'm so fat. (Seems like 99% of American females think they're fat, no matter how hot they are.)

      The point is not that this stuff is impressively deep. The point is that it's impressively deep when you're twelve, because twelve-year-olds are not that deep yet.
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    65. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      I've seen that FAQ before. What they didn't tell you: The pressure used in one of those studies is still about a million times the pressure of the atmousphere in LEO. That makes quite a difference in the speed of boiling.

      I'm don't want to claim I know better than the guys at NASA, but until an astronaut feels like going for some skinny dipping from the ISS, I'm still not convinced.
      Maybe with the Kibo Module we'll be able to do something like throw a rat out there and see what happens.

    66. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      What you don't seem to realize is that these claims aren't based only on accidents involving humans. Lots of animal tests have also been done. You can look at what happens to an animal in very low pressure and in hard vacuum, and at what happens to humans in very low pressure, and make some good guesses about what will happen to a human in a hard vacuum. And the truth is that, yea, the difference in absolute pressure is about a million times, but that still translates to just a few microbars. What's important is the difference between the presure inside your skin and the pressure outside, and a difference of microbars just doesn't make much difference.

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    67. Re:Why the Instant Dismissal? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      If you've watched the series, or the movie, you'll know why this is so, so, so, utterly wrong. Eww. Maybe Racer X should change his name to Racer Oedipal?

  4. It's not "Speed Racer!" by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least, the preview wasn't. The preview was quite clearly for a movie about F-Zero.

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    1. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by Artuir · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the exact same thing after watching it. I wish I were joking, too.

    2. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by British · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. There's such thing as TOO MUCH cgi, and Speed Racer is a perfect example. It looks less like a movie, but moreso a non-interactive video game that we will see in 20 years. I'm going to skip this one.

    3. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by Barny · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that Anime tend towards trying to make animation as real as possible, whereas this film is doing the exact opposite, its making a real film as animated as it can.

      Of course it will make hollywood and all involved a lot of money, as someone else said it will be THE movie to test your $20k home cinemas on, but from the look, little at all toward the "anime as an artform" they seem to think.

      I say this not as a film critic, or even someone who is good with computer graphics, I say this only as someone brought up on fansubs :)

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    4. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by Junta · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to mention the fact that Anime tend towards trying to make animation as real as possible, No, by and large that is not what Anime tends to do. There are examples of attempts to look realistic, but by far they attempt to show fantastical and/or exaggerated things/colors. Take one look at the chosen color palette for a work of Anime, and it's obvious they are not even aiming for realism. Other things like using eye size to roughly indicate goodness/innocence, all the various exagerrated cues, etc etc. For example, Ghost In the Shell, I could see being argued as aiming for realistic color schemes/physiology, while Armitage deviates. Those are two pieces of sci-fi drama relatively close in genre with different artistic styles.

      Speed Racer definitely fell into the category of unrealistic/stylized on purpose, so it seems an appropriate fit.

      But then at the end of a day, it's just supposed to be a fun movie, and we miss the fun by overanalyzing it to death.
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    5. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by sheepweevil · · Score: 1

      I wish it was a movie about F-Zero. Captain Falcon exudes manliness like none other. Just take a look. I mean, just look at the power and utter virility of his Falcon Punch. I want to see that in a movie, not some pansy kid.

    6. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that Anime tend towards trying to make animation as real as possible [...]

      Say what ? O.o

    7. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by Pope · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that Anime tend towards trying to make animation as real as possible

      Not quite. "Anime" means animation from Japan, which covers all sorts of genres and styles. Last time I checked, "Pani Poni Dash" was hardly even trying to be "as real as possible."

      As for this "Speed Racer" movie, I have no intention of wasting my time or money on it.

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    8. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that Anime tend towards trying to make animation as real as possible,

      The huh?

      You'd think if anime was going for "as real as possible" they'd raise the budget above $100 an episode. And make the eyes smaller. And not draw giant beads of swear or red X-marks on people's foreheads. Or ... any of the 14 million other reasons anime is about as far from real as possible (including the entire existence of Fooly Cooly.)

    9. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by hanchan07 · · Score: 1

      Im glad I wasnt the only one that thought that...whew. I guess I'll see it anyway, its kinda like a bad car wreck, you know you shouldnt look, but you cant help but do so. BTW they had better put in the Lords Of Acid speed racer song in that movie or Im going to be mad.

    10. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would have been better. The source material is much more interesting! (I do mean it, see the comic in the manual for the 1st game.)

    11. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      It looks less like a movie, but moreso a non-interactive video game that we will see in 20 years. I'm going to skip this one. Sorry, there's no such word as "moreso". The word you're looking for is "more". Try it. You'll like it.
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    12. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by grumbel · · Score: 1

      That little bit of Speed Racer I have seen in the trailer looked way over the top in terms of CGI, but on the other side I don't consider that a problem, because it obviously is supposed to be exactly that, it never tried to look real and it is based on a cartoon to begin with. CGI seems simply to be used to get a specific style and I don't mind that, I really liked Sky Captain because of that.

      What bothers me much more is when CGI is overused in an otherwise realistic looking movie. King Kong for example was a pretty bad offender in that area. There you have things like a few dozen Brontosaurus running and stacking on top of each other in a stampede and humans running around right in between and if that wouldn't be enough you of course also have some carnivores dinosaurs chasing the humans right trough that ridiculous mess of CGI dino mass. That scene felt like a contest of how many CGI dinos you could stack per cubic meter and not something that would be even remotely believable, not even by already ridiculous Hollywood standard. If they wanted to trash all my suspend of disbelieve they have certainly accomplished that very well.

    13. Re:It's not "Speed Racer!" by mink · · Score: 1

      There are a number of series that don't go for big eyes and over the top stuff.
      I'm starting to watch Monster and it looks like it's a drama based around a doctor. Not a doctor who does super magic surgery, but the dialog seems rather sane and there are no super tricks.

      There are other series/movies I have seen that follow in this style.

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  5. Over done. by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The previews for this film really bug me, particularly the way that the cars are constantly fishtailing back and forth. I realize that this is Speed Racer and this is not supposed to be realistic, but I believe that you need some inkling of reality to achieve any sense of excitement and drama.

    Its based on a cartoon! What they have created is a caricature of a caricature of reality. Granted that makes the previews a caricature of a caricature of caricature. Still, it gives me the overwhelming impression of trying too hard, probably to cover up for the script.

    Then again, I thought the Matrix series was kind of dumb.

    1. Re:Over done. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      The previews for this film really bug me, particularly the way that the cars are constantly fishtailing back and forth.


      Ding! That too annoys the crap out of me. It's one thing to suspend belief when watching the cartoon and have springs come out from underneath the Mach 5, but the one thing that the cartoon seemed to get somewhat correct was the way the cars (and drivers) reacted when driving. This looks, as you said, like the producers are trying too hard.

      As a rule, I don't watch commercials but out of sheer curiosity, I have watched one or two for this movie. The ONLY redeeming factors I can see are that they kept the sound of the springs when they are activated and Trixie looks hawt in her pink hot pants and boots. Other than that, the movie is most certainly going to be a dog.

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    2. Re:Over done. by Huntr · · Score: 2

      I agree. I see the trailers and all I can think is "too much." Not that that I want to look at a virtually barren screen with only a few cars, but there's just too much blurring by, like they're going overboard on the dazzle. In my experience, that tends to mean there isn't a lot of steak with the sizzle.

      Truthfully, I'm not really looking forward to it, anyway. I didn't watch Speed Racer as a kid, despite being in the right age group. Plus, the Wachowskis ticked me off with the last 2 Matrix movies. Add all of that up and this movie is kind of a non-starter for me. The next Batman and Hulk movies, OTOH ... :)

    3. Re:Over done. by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      > but I believe that you need some inkling of reality to achieve any sense of excitement and drama.

      Anime shows shown us that you don't really need realistic settings to achieve either. What you need is gripping story and good characters.

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    4. Re:Over done. by maxume · · Score: 1

      I've only seen one preview, and I only saw it a couple of times, but I think a large part of the intent of packing the action onto the screen was to not reveal too much detail about the movie. The preview shots are almost certainly peaks in the action, and almost certainly the tightest shots of the action. If they aren't, it is going to be a very difficult movie to watch.

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    5. Re:Over done. by somersault · · Score: 1

      All the anime featuring mecha/cars/bikes that I've seen has much more realistic physics than that of Speed Racer.. thinking of the cars in Ghost in the Shell, and the bikes in Akira for example. Speed Racer seems to be of the "I can drift around a hairpin bend sideways all the way" school, what I call the Ridge Racer philosophy. The latest version of Ridge Racer on the PS3 is tooooo arcadey in that way, so I'm just not going to get it. I got some of the originals for their nice graphics, and they did have slightly more realistic drifting.. I'm still going to watch Speed Racer though, you are almost right that a gripping story and such can save a movie sometimes if you can forget your pet hates for a little while..

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    6. Re:Over done. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I saw the previews and I had the same issue with it that I had with the horrible Hulk film. The CGI was too obviously CGI.

      I makes the willing suspension of disbelief very difficult.

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  6. Go in with no expectations at all by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really, the only way to possibly enjoy this film will be to go in with absolutely no expectations at all.

    Forget the Matrix, forget the old cartoons, don't bring any assumptions or fond childhood dreams to the party.

    Just order a large popcorn, maybe get a little intoxicated, and go watch the eye-candy.

    And if there's a plot that actually makes sense, it's all gravy.

    1. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      I was incredibly dissapointed by the trailers. The juxtaposition of real people with cartoonish surrondings was jarring to me. I loved the cartoon as a child (yes I'm old), but I think I'll wait for the DVD on this movie, if I see it at all.

    2. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      They said this all about Tron as well.

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    3. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by sexybomber · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just order a large popcorn, maybe get a little intoxicated, and go watch the eye-candy.
      (emphasis mine)

      A little? Every time I see the trailer, I think to myself, I've got to go see that movie when I'm tripping balls. I just hope my eyeballs don't pop out of my head!
    4. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Tron was supposed to look that way. To me the trailers look like they wanted to have it both ways; make it all cartoonish but with real people running around in it.

      The race courses in the cartoon actually looked MORE REALISTIC than the ones in the movie trailers. They should have either done an all CGI cartoon OR used live action with realistic looking CGI enhancements.

      This is all just my opinion of course, but I was really, really dissapointed. Judging from a lot of the comments in this discussion I'd say I'm not the only one.

    5. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      A little? Every time I see the trailer, I think to myself, I've got to go see that movie when I'm tripping balls. I just hope my eyeballs don't pop out of my head!

      Every time I see a commercial for that glitterfest blip by on the TiVo I wonder how many kids will be carried out of theaters convulsing.

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    6. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      TRON didn't have any preconceptions to work with. As the very first movie with extensive CGI, they had no idea what the viewing audience would or would not like. Also, the rendering technology of the day was so horribly limiting that they had to do the best with what they had.

    7. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. You mean there's a time when I'm NOT supposed to go to the movies tripping balls?
      I find a trip to the theater a more enjoyable/encompassing experience after having taken a little tongue candy.
      Speed Racer looks to be a flick very worthy of such an endeavor.

      /seldom go to movies
      //most flicks, as of late, are recycled garbage

    8. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by LS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, why don't we just huff lighter fluid, go plant our asses on a dirty mattress in an alley, and laugh at pieces of trash blowing by?

      What is it with movies that everyone wants to an excuse to dumb down and shovel shit into their cortexes?

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    9. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by raddan · · Score: 1

      There are times when even braindead movies are enjoyable. Like when, say, you just finished your discrete math exam. So since I have this exam tonight, and Speed Racer isn't going to be out for another week, I'll just have to watch the old standby: Clint Eastwood. The only question is: Dirty Harry or westerns?

    10. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better, go baked. Really, really, really baked.

    11. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      Really, the only way to possibly enjoy this film will be to go in with absolutely no expectations at all. I bet being on acid would help, too.
    12. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many kids will be carried out of theaters convulsing.

      Oh, I can't wait to see it firsthand. That'll just add to my experience.

    13. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by Alzheimers · · Score: 1
    14. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by Pope · · Score: 1

      Really, the only way to possibly enjoy this film will be to go in with absolutely no expectations at all.

      That's hardly sounding like a recommendation. Why should I or anyone else waste their time and money on this, if there's nothing to fulfull our expectations? This was specifically made to market to people with memories of the show, otherwise it would be some other flick and not "Speed Racer."
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    15. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, the CGI in Tron was nowhere near as extensive as that in Speed Racer. The characters themselves were not CGI; that was all hand-painted animation. Many of the sets were "real life," too -- green screen technology was not that advanced back then.

      But they did have SOME idea of what the audience "would or would not like" -- Dillinger's helicopter at the beginning was CGI, but you weren't supposed to know that. The CGI that you were supposed to notice was very intentionally meant to look like computer graphics.

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    16. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be fine if it didn't cost around ten bucks just to find out if my (lack of) expectations were met.

    17. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Why should we just accept crap at 10+ USD a head? Or are you one of those people who goes to every film that plays at your local movie house?

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    18. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by raddan · · Score: 1

      OK, I should have added that I will not watch Clint act alongside monkeys, or, say, red wagons. My brain may be fried, but there is such a thing as "too dumb".

    19. Re:Go in with no expectations at all by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Well, since Speed Racer won't be out in time, how about The Dead Pool.

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  7. Am I the only one that thought it sucked? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 0, Troll

    Granted it was only a trailer, but it looked like a Uwe Boll production trying to channel Jerry Bruckheimer's style. Badly. If they added that movie announcer Don LaFontaine, it would complete the meme.

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  8. Speed Racer = Wimp. Racer X = Truly Bad Ass by El+Torico · · Score: 4, Funny

    You never saw Racer X going "AHHHH!" and looking like he's going to crap his pants.

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  9. Re:Barack "The Nigger" Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Heh. And that's different from your racist tirade how?

  10. For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Animaether · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm asking because I'm thinking that Speed Racer is primarily a U.S. childhood memory keepsake.

    I've seen the trailer pass by before various movies four times now (10,000 BC, Definitely Maybe, Reservation Road, The Spiderwick Chronicles - a pretty spread out mix of audiences), and all four times the audience's response ranged from "wtf is speed racer?" to "what's with the awful effects?".
    Somehow I can't see any of the audience here (NL) to be immediately drawn into the movie thanks to the lack of growing up with Speed Racer, and the trailer showing a minimum of story and mostly oddly-composited (I guess it's a "visual style") live action/CG doesn't exactly help to lure people in based on the visuals.

    So what has audience response been in other countries?

    1. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I'm asking because I'm thinking that Speed Racer is primarily a U.S. childhood memory keepsake. So what has audience response been in other countries? I think Speed Racer is more of a Japan / US thing.
    2. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by gaspyy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I never heard of Speed Racer either, although I watched a lot of cartoons as a kid, from Transformers to Thundercats (although I lived under a communist regime, I had a sat dish and I watched anything that was on Sky Channel [later Sky One] and the german RTL).

      After watching several trailers on Rotten Tomatoes, Speed Racer left me unimpressed and slightly annoyed. Too colourful and no story to speak of.

      Take "Cars" for example. My 3-year old loves them. It has excitement, fun, it's colourful and joyful, but it also has a nice story (not incredibly deep, but it's not bad either). Somehow, I don't think Speed Racer will match it.

    3. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I didn't even know it was a cartoon until this article, and I thought the trailer looked fairly dire, but I'd read a short article about it online saying that it was intended to be OTT/camp, and so I'm just going to watch it with an open mind. The Wachowski brothers don't have the besterest of track records, but I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt for this one.

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    4. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      I'm 40 years old, and I watched Speed Racer as a child. Not that into it though, so this movie looks 'bleh' for me. (Although 'bleh' in a very gaudy, eye-searing CGI way.)

      Since I'm outside of Hollywood's normal demographic, I don't think this movie is meant to capitalize on nostalgia for Speed Racer. This movie is meant to appeal to the billions and billions of Nascar fans in the US. Racing is hot right now in America, and everyone loves to watch the crashes, so a race movie with lots of CGI crashing might make money.

      If that's their target audience, it means that they just bought the Speed Racer license to have some property to hang their futuristic Nascar film onto. Which makes me even less interested in this film -- it's likely to be a cynical attempt at marketing-driven art, and have no real soul.

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    5. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what has audience response been in other countries? Should do well in Australia, we grew up with Speed Racer too, alongside Astro Boy (please let there never be a live action version of that!).
    6. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speed Racer or "Meteoro" like it was called in my country was old school when I was a kid (I'm 28). But my mom did watch it when she was a girl and she hated the movie trailer. Said it looked like one of those bad early CD-ROM PC games.

    7. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      Heh. You saw Definitely Maybe.

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    8. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by raluxs · · Score: 1

      Well in Mexico we had a nice flow of japanese cartoons in the 70's. Speed racer was "Meteoro" (see, large M on the car?). It was not really one of my favorites but I liked the car. About the trailer, well yes, it is kind of weird but I see it as a cartoon which happens to have "Live Actors", so I am not specting much.

      But my kids also don't know anything about it, so it will mean something just for we old timers'. The original spanish dubbing of all those japanese series was mostly lost in the 1985 earthquake in Mexico City

    9. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by querist · · Score: 1

      Actually, Speed Racer is a Japanese import. In Japan it is known as "Mach Go go go", and no, "go" does not mean the same thing as it does in English.

      That also explains the letters on their clothes. The "G" on Speed's shirt is for "Go", which is his name. Trixie is "Michiko", explaining the "M".

      Yes, I was one of those kids in the US who grew up watching Speed Racer. I looked up the rest of the stuff when _my_ kids started asking "Why does Trixie have an 'M' on her shirt?".

      Yes, it's horridly campy, but younger kids really get a kick out of it, and the idea of the things that the Mach 5 can do certainly can spark a little kid's imagination. I'll wait for the DVD and then get it for the kids, and I'll try not to mourn too much with what they may have done to my childhood memories by remaking Speed Racer.

    10. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm asking because I'm thinking that Speed Racer is primarily a U.S. childhood memory keepsake.

      If so, they also shoot themselves in the foot by making it PG13, so some parents who remember the series won't be going because they don't want to introduce their kids to more Hollywood crap.

    11. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by renoX · · Score: 1

      I remember quite well my reaction to the Speed Racer trailer as I've seen it yesterday evening (before Iron Man which is okay: entertaining as expected): my first reactions were: uh, what is speed racer? and the scenario looks awfully dumb!

      People don't talk much in theater in France so I don't know what the other thought but I predict that this movie will be a vast failure in France: the CG is nothing special, it's too dumb for adults and doesn't appear to be funny enough for children..

    12. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I'm asking because I'm thinking that Speed Racer is primarily a U.S. childhood memory keepsake.

      I don't recall ever seeing much of it in Australia either, although I do remember watching (off the top of my head): Astroboy, Robotech, G-Force/Battle of the Planets, Cities of Gold, Transformers, Dangermouse, Inspector Gadget, TMNT, Ulysses 31.

      So either it wasn't shown, wasn't shown much, or wasn't very popular.

    13. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      So what has audience response been in other countries?

      Venezuelan here, i loved the tv series (called Meteoro), but this movie looks like someone was doing heavy LSD or other drugs.

      I wanted a real action movie that was kind of real, using special effects just for the obvious stuff. I will skip this one.

    14. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      I knew of Speed Racer as a kid; I can't recall how, but I did. I do remember Transformers, Thundercats, Vultron and all the others.

      Looking up Speed Racer on Wikipedia I can see why I never saw the cartoon, it was on TV in America in the late 60s. I guess the producers are convinced it will strike a cord with today's kids, hence the stupid car physics and all the intense colors.

      It turns out the original Japanese version was quite violent. It was banned, predictably, in Germany after 3 episodes. It would have been interesting if the movie had been based on that version.

    15. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Das+Auge · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's not "USian", it's "American", you twit.

    16. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up watching Speed Racer and can't wait to see this movie, just because of the nostalgia I had for the cartoon. I'm not expecting the movie to satisfy that, but rather I want to see how they could possibly try to appeal Speed Racer to a mass audience, it should be interesting! I think I'll be reasonably entertained and have a good time.

    17. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Wachowski brothers You know they're not brothers any more, right? "Camp" seems to be a safe bet.
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    18. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how the reaction to the trailer has been, but Speed Racer was pretty big in South America and anyone around 30 years old should remember it and could be justifiably excited about a live action movie of it.

    19. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Korea is crazy about it, since it's a Hollywood movie starring the famous actor "Bi" (Rain, in english).

    20. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Tigerion · · Score: 1

      USian includes people in places like Australia that are trying desperately to become part of American culture.

    21. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

      So what has audience response been in other countries? in south korea, a speed racer preview was shown before Iron Man, based on what i have seen around me, a south korean audience should be very used to obnoxious colour schemes, and they responded with an eww.. reaction at first, which faded to one of indifference after 5 seconds.
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    22. Re:For the non-US'ians... trailer response...? by Animaether · · Score: 1

      off-topic
      With my girl (yes, I know - I don't exist) and besides - Isla Fisher is in it.. what more could I want? :D (other than perhaps Isla Fisher and Sandra Bullock in one movie (no, not that kind of movie - perverts.)

  11. Alita by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, would like very much to see a movie about Battle Angel Alita (Gunnm)

    1. Re:Alita by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Do I know you?

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  12. For the kids... by Steve+Baker · · Score: 1

    Stop the hatin. This movie is for the kids. Of course it's going to suck.

    1. Re:For the kids... by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      Stop the hatin. This movie is for the kids. Of course it's going to suck. QFTx3.
    2. Re:For the kids... by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Like any kids know who Speed Racer is... I'm 28 and for the most part Speed Racer pre-dates me... I hated the cartoon and this movie reminds me of the Scooby Doo movie.. which I thought was trash.

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  13. Not another NFS Underground clone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gah! How can they screw up a classic!?

    There aren't any Neon lights in the 1967 cartoon!

    Where's the really fast talking and loud gasping!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Damn you Hollywood!

    1. Re:Not another NFS Underground clone by sconeu · · Score: 1

      You'll note that you never see Trixie in the out-loud gasping shots... But she *is* in the car...

      The remainder I leave up to your filthy mind. :)

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  14. Pass on it by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Yet another modern adaption that takes something popular from the past, completely changes it and then takes a dump on it.

    That the trailer and music video were enough for me.

    It'd be interesting to know what the Japanese think about Warner Bros. version of their cartoon.

  15. speedracer vs ninjas? by yakumo.unr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The CGI made me cringe.

    But what made me laugh was the trailer clearly showed he did _NOTHING_ his whole life but think about racing, or practice racing.

    So htf did he build the muscles and learn the skills to take out the ninjas they show later? lol

    He's not even a pirate ;)

    1. Re:speedracer vs ninjas? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Racing at those speeds develops your neck muscles at least. Using your arms and legs to drive all day does too. He'd have well trained reactions from racing, although admittedly they wouldn't be related to the reactions you need for fighting. Thanks for spoiling the end though.

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    2. Re:speedracer vs ninjas? by blazer1024 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on, we all know all he has to do is wax his car and then he'll be ready for fighting!

    3. Re:speedracer vs ninjas? by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

      I haven't spoilt anything unless you've been avoiding the trailer, that is all I've seen.

    4. Re:speedracer vs ninjas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he spoiled the end of the trailer for you? that's sad. :(

    5. Re:speedracer vs ninjas? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      So htf did he build the muscles and learn the skills to take out the ninjas they show later?

      Racing will definitely build up your muscles, at least your upper body strength. It ain't like steering your consumer car with power steering at 60mph, people.

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    6. Re:speedracer vs ninjas? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I've seen a few of the trailers, don't remember any ninjas *shrug* :P just Christina Ricci and some bouncing cars.. quite the wet dream material.. everything else was immaterial

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    7. Re:speedracer vs ninjas? by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1
  16. The trailer was enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trailer was all I needed. Yes, they can faithfully reproduce the cartoon in live action - very impressive. I loved how the casting of the live actors fitted the cartoon to perfection. Yes, the graphics are fun. (I work in graphics - I wouldn't say I was "impressed")

    But I saw all of that in the trailer. Do I want to actually sit through 90 minutes of this? No way! I already saw all of the clever and amazing bits in the trailer.

  17. visuals remind me of Tron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Stop looking for realism, stop looking for cartoon - sit back and drink in this wonderful combination of the two. Know the last movie I saw where the special effects and lighting made me go - oh wow, look at this, we're in another world! - Tron. Yep, gotta go back that far to get the same kind of reaction I got when I saw the trailer. I love the vibrant colors (Trixie's ultra-red lips with so much ultra-hot-pink on screen is an image that just sticks in my mind), I love the chaotic scenery, and I love that gravity among other physics are mostly ignored. Even if the story doesn't live up to history, the wonder at which I stare at the screen will be quite enough for me - It all looks ultra-real, and that's got me excited just like Tron used to.

  18. Just to ask this question . . . by mmell · · Score: 1
    I watched this P. O. S. back when I was, erm, considerably younger than I am now, and I have only one question for the producers of the movie "Speed Racer" . . .

    Why?

    C'mon - "Japanimation" aimed squarely at the five-to-eight year old audience doesn't exactly scream out for a movie remake. What's next, "Kimba, the White Lion"? - oh, wait, Disney already gave us that (but they misspelled Kimba)!

    I suppose it's true that Hollywierd hasn't got anything new to say - but why do they insist on trying to say it?

  19. Hope the dialogue is improved over the original... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because the last thing I want to watch is a movie with lines like, "I am going to win because I will drive fast, and that way I will come in first because I will not lose and I will receive the trophy for being first and driving very fast and not losing but coming in first instead!"

  20. Yea Gods, it's a MOVIE, not high art! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up with Speed Racer, I'm looking forward to the movie, and I dig the all wheel steering systems!

    Looks like a rush, and who cares if it ages well!

  21. Of all remakes, why Speed Racer? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Speed Racer was cool when I was maybe FIVE. I think MTV brought it back in a prime time slot for a while and I was shocked at what a crap-fest it was from a new perspective. Why not remake something that we remember fondly, like Robotech?

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    I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    1. Re:Of all remakes, why Speed Racer? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I got Robotech, and it was pretty rubbish compared to all other mecha-anime, because (apparently) it's a mish-mash of several different series bastardised to create a completely new story. That's a semi impressive accomplishment, but I probably would have just preferred the originals. Even Transformers is better than Robotech :P Though the too-close-up camera views in the recent movie totally ruined it for me (oh, the 'get me a screwdriver so I can take apart that monitor to make something that generates an electric pulse' made me pretty sick too)

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Of all remakes, why Speed Racer? by archammer2 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think age has a lot to do with how crappy it seems. When I was a kid, Transformers was amazing to me. When I was a teenager, not so much. Now that I'm in my 20's, I can recognize that it's campy as hell but still fun to watch.
      Why not try renting the Speed Racer DVDs and watching an episode or two? It'll only set you back $3 and an hour of your time.
      You have to admit, though. robotech was pretty good, but still had its moments of crapitude. Particularly Minmei's singing. ... her horrible, horrible karaoke-quality singing...
      Though, Harmoy Gold recently made a sequel movie. Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles

  22. First Post? by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    Couldn't be...

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    1. Re:First Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like worst post.

  23. Is anyone actually interested in seeing this? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    The Matrix is one of my top 10 movies of all time. The sequels? Oh, man did they stink. It look Lucas twenty years to go from the awesomeness of the original trilogy to the woeful suckitude of the new trilogy; the Wachowski Brother and his Wachowski sister Dot traveled that same arc in what, three years?

    Speed Racer? Was this even necessary? And the color schemes. My God, it's enough to make the production design on Batman and Robin look heterosexual.

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    Sell the spice to CHOAM
    This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
  24. Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Informative
    $100 million on the special effects

    $40 million for the leading man and leading woman

    $100,000 for the script

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping you're just throwing out typical blockbuster numbers. The leads aren't that quality of actor, the special effects aren't that good, and the script...I can only hope.

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      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    2. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by Barny · · Score: 1

      Hrmm, I think you need to spend another $100,000 on CGI and special effects to really make it shine though.... :P

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      ...
      /me sighs
    3. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A product of our continuing devolution as a species.

      We are adult infants, and this is the $140 million dollar equivalent of jingly keys.

    4. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by Buddy_DoQ · · Score: 1

      Hardly a fair comparison! Any passable movie script can be cooked up by one or two guys over a weekend with some good coffee. Special effects, at the scale movie-goers demand, requires entire buildings full of artist going at it for months. That kind of manpower isn't cheap, and even then I'd say the writers will take home a lot more at the end of the day.

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      -Buddy of DoQ
    5. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The sad thing is that the expensive actors tend not to be any better than cheap actors. They make a lot of money because of silly factors like looks or previously held roles, not acting quality. This is especially horrid in animated movies, where "stars" doing voices are the focus of all the trailers, and then each celebrity essentially plays himself or herself. The talented voice actors (for instance, Billy West, who plays half of the characters in Futurama) come in to audition and get rejected, while the director will then coach the auto-hired celebrity based on the improvised performances seen by the talented but unknown actors.

      Next time you see an ad for Crazy Animal Doing People Things starring Al Pacino as Every Character Al Panico Has Ever Played and Cameron Diaz as Generic Bimbo, just walk away.

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      "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    6. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 4, Funny

      that good, and the script...I can only hope

      You can hang that up then. The only thing that will save that script is if it shows up at the theater and offers to suck my dick.

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    7. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      $100 million on the special effects


      $40 million for the leading man and leading woman


      $100,000 for the script

      $250 for overpriced sunglasses
      $100 for a baseball style cap that looks cool backwards

      chinstrip that completes the douchebag look ... priceless.

    8. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $100,000 for the script? If only. For example, I'm pretty sure Armageddon was written for the cost of a few doughnuts by Michael Bay's 10 year old nephew.

    9. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by hhr · · Score: 1

      The unfortunate truth is that a little name recognition increases a movies growth by an order of magnitudue. It doesn't matter how good the movie is.

      If you make a good movie with unknown actors, directors and writers? Then you have a tough row to how.

      If you make a medicore move with big names? Then you have a cash cow.

      Of course the truth is a little less cycnical than I hint at. Many independant movies are utter crap. Big names get to choose their movies. Unknown actors have to take whatever is offered to them. So, in theory, a movie with a big name attached has a better shot at begin good.

    10. Re:Why I hate blockbusters and CGI-fests by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      "Name Brand" Actors are partially ADVERTISING.

      Advertisement is around 1/3 of the cost for many of these big pictures and at that ratio you cant hardly lose money. For years I've heard about $100 million films spending about $25-30 million on marketing the film and if you include the "brand name" directors and actors as partially being marketing.

  25. Meat Wad makes the money, see... by Buddy_DoQ · · Score: 1

    Because Hollywood is a business. They rarely let fresh substance in, they like what they know will sell. If something has already been made, and sold well, no sense in trying anything new and discovering all too late that it will not sell. They ain't in this to make a statement about the human condition, question the limits of the imagination, or brave the unknown. Think of the loss!

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    -Buddy of DoQ
  26. I'm a 29yo USer, and I never saw Speed Racer by JimTheta · · Score: 1

    I'm asking because I'm thinking that Speed Racer is primarily a U.S. childhood memory keepsake.

    As a 29-year-old United Stater who watched a metric ton of TV when I was little, I barely know anything about Speed Racer. I have no idea where this nostalgia is coming from. The first time I'd ever heard of it was around '92 or '93 when MTV started showing it for a little while. I watched it once, and I thought it was lame (and I admit, most of my childhood favorites were also lame without nostalgia to help them).

    My impression is that it had its heyday in the US well before I was of TV-watching age, so I guess the nostalgia is from the 34-and-up crowd. That's not exactly the prime movie-going demographic, is it?

    1. Re:I'm a 29yo USer, and I never saw Speed Racer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 28 and I echo exactly your experience. From the trailer it looks like a shitty movie for a boring cartoon.

    2. Re:I'm a 29yo USer, and I never saw Speed Racer by raddan · · Score: 1

      Now a Voltron movie-- that would get us off our asses!

    3. Re:I'm a 29yo USer, and I never saw Speed Racer by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I can tell you exactly what the demographic is - people in their mid-to-late 40s.

      Way back in the 70s, we used to run straight home after school so we wouldn't miss Speed Racer. Thing is, it was obviously campy even to us 11 year olds - but that was part of the fun.

      I have no idea how it came across to its original Japanese audience; but it's hard to imagine the campiness wasn't ingrained in the show.

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    4. Re:I'm a 29yo USer, and I never saw Speed Racer by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      My impression is that it had its heyday in the US well before I was of TV-watching age, so I guess the nostalgia is from the 34-and-up crowd. Speaking as a 35-year-old, Speed Racer was ancient, braindead garbage even when I was a kid. I don't know anyone who watched that junk. I think you hit the nail on the head with the MTV thing -- this is fake, studio-created nostalgia targeted at young people who were watching the show when it was revived in the last wave of nostalgia-baiting. This is also why the movie will fail: This time, the people who are supposed to be nostalgic for the show were already chuckling at how hokey it was the last time.
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    5. Re:I'm a 29yo USer, and I never saw Speed Racer by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      The movie seems to be designed to be family friendly, too. I think the target audience is not merely people in their forties, but factoring in that many of these people now have kids of their own.

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      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  27. Target Audience? by harryHenderson · · Score: 1

    The PG rating gives away the filmmakers strategy for this film. They are hoping that the film will be a hit with the older crowd that grew up watching the movie. But they are banking on children with short attention spans. If it doesn't strike a cord with the large?/small? speed racer cult following it will still be a hit with the kids. My son never sits through live action films (still at the cartoon stage) but he would probably sit through this.
    So all the discussion about disorienting CGI, poor scripts, or bad physics will probably have no bearing on the final box office numbers

  28. Um, yeah, visuals by Noexit · · Score: 1

    Have you ever seen the cartoon? It never was about deep plot lines, fascinating characters or great dialog. It was a kid, in a super-duper race car doing various improbable stunts to win races. For God's sake, one of the main characters is a monkey. Lighten. Up. It's supposed to be nothing more than "cooooool".

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    Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo

    1. Re:Um, yeah, visuals by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      It was a kid, in a super-duper race car doing various improbable stunts to win races. For God's sake, one of the main characters is a monkey. Which is another reason to have extremely low expectations of this film. I mean, re-read your synopsis, which I think is pretty accurate. That is supposed to be an appealing premise for a full length movie? The original could barely stretch that into a half hour, low-budget cartoon show!
  29. why slashdot commentary bugs me so by fudboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, a thread where everyone gets to show how terribly sophisticated they are by turning their noses up at an action film? no way! I submit to you all that the vast majority of this trash talk is little more than fickle ignorance.

    This film is certainly about visual appeal. But i can say that with just a teensy bit of knowledge in that domain, it is readily apparent to me that this is a spectacular triumph.

    The film captures the recently popular technique called HDR or High Dynamic Range photography, but they manage to do it at 24 frames per second at IMAX resolutions and keep it going for 2 hours. All of the motion blur, lens flares and other camera artifacts are clearly intentional and separate from anything having to do with their cameras, most likely in order to emphasize a sense of scale or motion. Notice how the backgrounds are in focus, crisp and sharp along with the immediate foreground- this is surely the most essential element of creating the live action cartoon feel that the brief snippets of trailer are hinting at.

    But the most important thing I'm able to extract from the limited glimpses I've had is that they employ all of this to convey the sense of big heavy cars racing at hundreds of miles per hour and flipping through the air as gracefully as a ballet troop in full deployment.

    So what good does the optimistic assessment do me? For one thing, it gives me some joy in the anticipation. More importantly, I get the satisfaction of being truly sophisticated without sitting in a traffic jam down on Snark St.

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    :)Fudboy

    I guess I'm only a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta
    1. Re:why slashdot commentary bugs me so by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      Mod parent informative. The HDR they used in this movie is a genuine "big deal" in videography. It's like Deep Focus in Citizen Kane.

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      My fellow Americans, let's restore the death penalty for child rapists. Let's do it . . . for the children.
  30. Actually, it's not a bad movie by Khan · · Score: 1

    I saw a premiere of SR over the weekend and was quite pleased at the results. It's a PG movie and they have OBVIOUSLY geared it towards families.

    With that said, there is still certainly enough action, story and overall fun to keep all ages involved. Having grown up watching Speed Racer during it's first run (yes, I'm that old), I can say that they did a very good job of bringing the cartoon to life. The special effects were outstanding and all of the characters were dead on.

    Overall, I would go and see it again and I'm actually planning on seeing it on the IMAX this Friday. My 4 year old son also enjoyed it. Now, the truly painful part was having to explain SR to him since he has never seen the cartoons. Good thing I have the DVD's :-)

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    "Klaatu, verada, necktie!" -Ash

  31. Their next film by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to a reporter who sneaked into an air vent (using modified Mythbuster techniques) above the Wachowski's offices, if Speed Racer does well, they plan to do a live action Urotsukidji - Legend of the Overfiend.

    1. Re:Their next film by Thyamine · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are right.. who doesn't want to watch a movie about a 100 story tall creature with 13 penises destroying a city.

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      I will shred my adversaries. Pull their eyes out just enough to turn them towards their mewing, mutilated faces. Illyria
    2. Re:Their next film by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Heck, *I'd* watch that. :)

    3. Re:Their next film by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I would actually see that.

      That movie was indespensible to college life. It cleared my room damn fast, allowing me to turn it off and study in peace. Seriously, after the first 20 minutes EVERYONE runs. If they don't... well...

      You should be frightened.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    4. Re:Their next film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am *not* starring, and neither is Sarah Michelle Gellar.

    5. Re:Their next film by mink · · Score: 1

      So it is a B5 crossover, and the overfiend is whatever the Centauri worshiped.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  32. I'm with the Taco by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    I'm with the Taco on this one ... it's going to be teh suxors. The trailer has convinced me: don't bother.

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    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  33. I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast! by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    I'm Speed Racer and i drive real fast!
    (He's speed racer and he drives real fast!)
    I drive real fast; I'm gonna last!

    Go! Go! Go Speed Racer!

    1. Re:I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast! by crabbz · · Score: 1

      I'm a barbie doll but i've got brains

  34. LaFontaine: The ultimate, 100% guarantee of crap by toby · · Score: 1

    If they added that movie announcer Don LaFontaine

    Oh my Lord, somebody shoot that guy already.

    Any trailer narrated by that throat is proof that neither director, producer, or anyone else involved in the film in question has exercised a molecule of imagination.

    On the bright side, nice to have such a reliable indicator.

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    you had me at #!
  35. Hate in my Slashvertisement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first time I saw the trailer for this movie, my jaw hit the floor. Nobody makes live action "Cartoons" that look like this. I guess that makes me believe there is no way the movie can be good.
    Taco, this is John, the head of the Advertising Department. I want to see you in my office right now. Our customers are paying good money for these stories, and they don't find your juvenile "trolling" very amusing.
  36. We did? I have no idea wtf it is. (n/t) by toby · · Score: 0, Troll

    Then again, my parents preferred we grow up with brains and critical faculties intact, than let TV mould us into good little spenders.

    Of course I remember Astroboy though. You can bet the Yanks don't have a taste for that.

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    you had me at #!
  37. Games & Anime vs. Live Action. by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    All the anime featuring mecha/cars/bikes that I've seen has much more realistic physics than that of Speed Racer. It occurs to me that the inevitable video game follow-up will likely have more realistic physics than the live action movie. I guess that is possible when you aren't working within the constraints of modern movie-making.

  38. WTF ? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of Speed Racer, and after having my browser resized against my will on every page change of that site, then they can fucking keep it.

  39. Re:Speed Racer = Wimp. Racer X = Truly Bad Ass by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    But you do see Racer X say "Oh No! Speed!" and look like he's crapping his pants for Speed when Speed's in trouble.

  40. Speed Racer on the sly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When I was 8, my Dad called the TV the "idiot box", and made sure we didn't have one. (He was right, BTW.) A rich couple at church thought it was because we couldn't afford one (wrong - we had programmable desktop calculators costing thousands of dollars in those days, welding equipment, and lots more to hold a young boys attention. I hope the asbestos cloth didn't plant a time bomb in my lungs though. My dad's still fine.) So they donated one to us.


    My dad didn't want to offend them by refusing it, but put it in the attic. So after school, before my dad got home, I would sneak up into the attic with an extension cord and watch Speed Racer, Aqua Boy, and other poorly dubbed sci-fi cartoons.

  41. did i see the same trailers? by Surt · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought the trailers looked like complete crap? I mean ... the visuals were just packed with problems, it looked terrible. It doesn't look real, it doesn't look like the cartoon, it doesn't look good. I was actually considering seeing it until I saw the first previews.

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  42. as someone who grew up watching this.. by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    This movie looks horrendous. I will not be going to the theater to see this.

    I find it insulting that they had live actors on green screen and they then painted that trainwreck behind them.

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    They're using their grammar skills there.
  43. Spy Kids 4? by TempySmurf · · Score: 1

    It just looks like spy kids with a bigger budget to me.

  44. no, this will not be good. by vkevlar · · Score: 1
    "The first time I saw the trailer for this movie, my jaw hit the floor. Nobody makes live action "Cartoons" that look like this. I guess that makes me believe there is no way the movie can be good."


    There were several warning signs, but the most obvious is the existence of the Mach 6. This is proof that the Wachowski brothers do not "get it", yet again; we'd be going to watch Speed and the powerful Mach 5, only to have it get scrapped mid-movie and replaced with a Mach 6 of the Wachowskis' design... no, no I don't think so.

  45. Better than Expected by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

    My wife and I saw a sneak preview of Speed Racer this weekend. We went in with low expectations. We're late middle-aged, and both of us were past the Saturday morning cartoon stage when the original hit TV. And the trailers looked, well, stupid.

    We both really enjoyed this movie. We managed to survive the flashing colors and the noise, and I got a kick out of the absolutely amazing CGI. The actors were good (John Goodman and Susan Sarandon both rock), the story was simplistic but kind of uplifting, and we just had a good time watching it.

    It's going to kill in the pre-teen market, but I think there's something there for the parents (and grandparents) as well.

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    1. Re:Better than Expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this movie too already, at a sneak preview. Seriously, surprisingly better than expected. The CGI was really, really good. The trailers don't do it justice I think. You really do feel like you're watching a real-life movie, but with seemingly ridiculous-looking cars. And the story ain't too bad either actually! Yes, it's not Oscar-revealing, but it gets the job done. Could it have been shorter? Yes. Take your kids, they will LOVE this movie. Adults can savor in the fact that it ain't half-bad. Would I personally buy tickets to watch this? Probably not. I'm more of a Batman Begins type of guy. This was really uplifting, fun, with just enough brood to get the kids thinking a little darkly about it (even if it was sometimes corny).

      Sometimes funny too! Love the monkey and the little brother, great combo for humor.

      So yeah, the movie is better than the trailer.

  46. SUBSCRIBE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the existential angst of Spritle and Chim-Chim. Like something out of Kafka, you see, one of the twins is actually a chimpanzee.

    . . . please add me to the list . . .
  47. Great CGI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do people keep saying this? I've seen nothing at all that would be considered good. It looks like crap all around. What are people talking about? I see some effects that try to remind us of the visual style of the old cartoon, but it just comes off as nauseating.

    1. Re:Great CGI? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain on this. Not that I planned on seeing the film but Speed Racer is part of my childhood so I did bother to seek out the trailer and...

      CRICKEY! WTF was that all about?

      Seriously, I felt that something went dreadfully wrong. I'm not going to ballyhoo on about my childhood memories, I know this is a new day and age. The fact that it was live action alone pretty much meant that I was going to have an issue with it. But this was truely terrible.

      Just my two cents too, don't get bent out of shape.

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      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
  48. Looked interesting to me by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I too don't understand why this s getting such a bad rap, to me the effects look fine and from what I've read the story is a touch deeper than the original cartoon... basically something about a society where car racing was as important as all of the sports the US enjoys combined. That seems like an interesting basis for a story to me.

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  49. lots of brains and she likes sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm your doctor and here's the bill!

  50. suprised by harsh reactions by kencurry · · Score: 1

    Much of these posts surprise me by their harsh tone.

    This is based upon a freaking CARTOON - why is it now important that the "physics seem real?"

    How much reality were we getting in Spiderman, King Kong, ANY SciFi...

    sheesh.

    I for one will go see it; dug that cartoon as a kid.

    out

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    sigs are for losers (except to point out that sigs are for losers)
  51. Riiight... by morari · · Score: 1

    Why not just make a fucking animated film? This flaky CGI mixed and mashed with live action actors isn't appealing in the least bit. Then again, it's not even very appealing when it's just a few completely CGI action scenes in a film. Besides, Speed Racer was unbelievably lame when I was young and watching reruns of it. I can see Racer-X managing to be a likable enough guy if he'd kill someone once and while though...

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    "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
  52. Re: game that we will see in 20 years by g01d4 · · Score: 1

    That's the point. Some cgi fans might like to see what the future may hold. If there's a 'story' to go w/it so much the better. Think SIGGRAPH for the masses.

  53. The Trackmatrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie looks like someone playing Trackmania. Which means it'll probably be about as fun as Trackmania (ie - complete utter garbage)

  54. Interesting... by am0eba · · Score: 1

    I'm noticing that folks who have SEEN the movie like it, while all of the negative posts seem to be from those who have only seen one trailer... There's a TON of material on the web already, and based on what's been shared so far, this does actually look like something different and worthwhile. Forget about the source material if you want to (Apparently the Wachowskis are big fans, and put enough of their own childhood fandom into the property to make it satisfying for adults who grew up on this show as kids), forget about how "cartoony" the trailers look... This is groundbreaking film-making, and possibly the entryway into an entirely new film language (Maybe widening the opening made by Rodriguez with Sin City...) This is bending photographic film-making to fantastic whimsy... The guy who posted about the High Dynamic Range photography got it right... This is going to be a huge technical achievement, while still trying to capture some youthful innocence... This is the story a lot of us had in our heads on a lazy afternoon after school, playing with matchbox or Hot Wheels cars, brought into vivid life on a big screen. I'm in my 50's, and very much looking forward to this film! _Dave_

  55. When are they going to do something original?? by solios · · Score: 1

    Seriously. The Matrix is entertaining until you read The Invisibles and realize that The Matrix is effectively a rewrite with a post apocalypse sci-fi skin slapped on it with Lawrence Fishburne as a corporate casual King Mob and Keanu Reeves as Jack Frost. Grant Morrison (more enthusiastically) has said as much. V For Vendetta was a horrifying perversion of the Alan Moore comic.... and now here comes The Wachowski Take on an old anime almost universally regarded as cheesy.

    I'm smelling a pattern here.

    The only thing the Wachowskis have done that wasn't swiped from somebody else - in my experience - is to make "fight" scenes into long, boring Violence Ballet - the second Matrix movie is the first time I can recall hitting "skip" during a fight scene - I don't care how good your effects work, camera work, and choreography is - if the end result is boring, it's just good looking boring.

    Speed Racer? Not interested. And not just because I'm sick of the incessant Obviously CG Orgy that Hollywood has been autfellating itself with since the mid 90s. I just can't in good conscience support this "style" of derivative, unoriginal, high-budget film making. It makes my brain itch.

    1. Re:When are they going to do something original?? by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

      I see you don't know Neuromancer.

      BTW, I enjoyed the burly brawl very much.

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    2. Re:When are they going to do something original?? by solios · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they threw some Gibson into the blender with Morrison. X number of parts of Sprawl helps obfuscate source material a bit.

      And the "burly brawl" is where hollywood action movies finally died for me. It started with the Gungan/Battle Droid thing in the "first" star wars movie (I actually fell asleep during it in the theater, it was that awesome), and wound up with a fight scene that was too "big", too obviously choreographed, too obviously digitally souped up, and worst of all, too damned long. Bad as that was, the Dragonball Z ending of the third Matrix film was just salt on open wounds - I had the misfortune of seeing it in the theater (a friend dragged me and paid), and I was the only one out of 300 or so people actually laughing (instead of, say.... gasping in awe or whatever the intended effect was).

      Clearly, despite being a lifelong fan of science fiction, I am in no way the target audience these guys are trying to reach.

  56. Only to some by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it's got Christina Ricci, and she's hawt :)"

    Yeah, if you're into necrophilia. Most guys like women who look alive.

    1. Re:Only to some by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you're into necrophilia *cough* :P I do like that goth style. I've been accused of hitting on old ladies while high on caffeine too, but I was just trying to be friendly. >_>
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  57. Missing the point... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised just how many people are willing to justify the excessive use of special effects and the campiness of this movie simply because it's "based on a cartoon". The reality is that the movie is not based on a cartoon, but a warped americanized view of an anime series that was introduced to the country long before we were prepared to understand the true complexities of japanese story telling.

    This is why we ended up with crap like Robotech instead of the vastly superior Macross. The visuals may have been identical, but with the culture-specific substance stripped out, the end result was little more than a mediocre product that would probably be considered a major insult to the people who actually devoted years of their lives into creating the original.

    I feel bad for anyone who ever worked on "Mach Go-Go-Go" having to see what their creation eventually became perverted into.

    And don't get me started on Speed Racer: The Next Generation. (Animation Collective simply isn't ready for this type of project, despite their continued success with Kappa Mikey...)

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  58. All childhood cartoon nostalgia is delusion. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Speed Racer was cool when I was maybe FIVE. [...] Why not remake something that we remember fondly, like Robotech? How old were you when you last watched Robotech?
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    1. Re:All childhood cartoon nostalgia is delusion. by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      lol 33. I just bought the DVDs to watch the entire series from start to finish. The core story for the Macross part was surprisingly mature (one episode was nothing but 2 women recalling their relationships with other characters in the show). There were a lot of implied subtleties and illusions (the dominant World War II themes) that I never got before. The Southern Cross part was so-so, and the Invid Invasion still grew on me (the fighting family going to Reflex Point together), but still more juvenile.

      You, of course, you have to make some concessions to enjoy the series (like giant transforming robots and Minmei's singing/sex appeal), but I still liked it much better than most of the old cartoons from my childhood that I've seen as an adult.

      Of course, the whole experience might have been tainted with nostalgia, as owning the tapes was a dream of mine from childhood and I'd never seen the whole series. If it's any indication, I gave them to my brother-in-law who's a big anime freak.

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  59. THIS MOVIE WILL SUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All icing no cake.

  60. Not a good sign by Haoie · · Score: 1

    Of all the animes in the world, why did it have to be this?

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  61. Because Speed Racer is great! by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    I think Speed Racer is great, but you don't like it because it wasn't the cartoon from your youth. Like "Transformers". I was already an adult when that came out, so I don't "get" Transformers. But that's okay, it's not my cartoon.

    The Transformers movie was a fun summer movie. I hope Speed Racer will be fun. The fact that somebody is taking liberties with it, who cares, as long as it's entertaining.

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  62. John Goodman as Pops - WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Goodman was a horrible choice for Pops. Speed Racer characters aren't supposed to have GOOD voice acting.

  63. 90% of movies are crap by dcvchicago · · Score: 1

    Well, of course 90% of movies are crap. 90% of movies have always been crap. Movies aren't getting worse, my friends; you're just getting older.

  64. Art for art's sake by Fifth+Earth · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person on /. genuinely excited to see this movie? Watching the trailer, I've never seen anything so gloriously, uniquely beautiful in the entire history of cinema. The Wachowskis and their art/vfx teams are doing something with the medium that's never been done before, I mean forget inventing bullet time, we're talking inventing a whole new artistic paradigm.

    So what if the plot sucks and the acting is terrible? Honestly I'm looking at this movie from a purely visual standpoint. It's like Electric Sheep (http://www.electricsheep.org/)--you don't watch it because of the story, you watch it because it's *pretty*. As long as the actors aren't so putrid I'm forced to leave the theater due to uncontrollable retching, I am going to enjoy this movie. Honestly, they could just excise the plot entirely and I would still watch it, for the same reasons that I like to listen to instrumental music and look at abstract paintings. Not everything has to have story and intellectual meaning behind it.

    When did it become unforgivable to just look at pretty things for their own sake?

  65. Voltron by JimTheta · · Score: 1

    Now a Voltron movie-- that would get us off our asses!

    I don't know about that. I would love to see a good Voltron movie, but I cringe at the thought of someone trying. Have you seen the leaks about the current one in development? It takes place in freaking New York. Blah. They're just trying to ride the Transformers moneywave.

    What I wish is that Devils Due Publishing's Voltron comic book didn't get cancelled at issue 11 a few years ago. That was a good damn book: faithful to the old toon, yet given a lot of maturity. And the art was gorgeous.