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Iron Sky Trailer

John Buckman from Magnatune clues us that the trailer for Iron Sky is available. We've been following the production for some time, as these are the same guys who brought us Star Wreck, the most successful feature-length Internet-distributed film of all time. That film was made by 3,000 people, has been downloaded 8 million times, is under a Creative Commons by-nd-nc license, and made good money both through DVD sales and through an eventual deal with Universal. Iron Sky is being made using Wreck-a-Movie — a collaborative film-making web site (also Creative Commons based) that grew out of the Star Wreck experience."

126 comments

  1. This reminds me of an old game... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First, the movie tagline: "In 1945, the Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."

    This reminded me of an old Cinemaware game called "Rocket Ranger", where the Nazis obtained alien technology that they could use to conquer the world. Rocket Ranger had to stop their plans, and go to the moon to dismantle their base.

    In any case, the trailer looks great. I think I'm going to watch this movie.

    1. Re:This reminds me of an old game... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This reminded me of an old Cinemaware game called "Rocket Ranger", where the Nazis obtained alien technology that they could use to conquer the world. Rocket Ranger had to stop their plans, and go to the moon to dismantle their base.

      I have that game for the Commodore 64! Most annoying design, ever. You have to sit through ALL the cut scenes before you play the game. Then it's really a collection of mini-games that start with the oddest rhythm game in history. (Basically, tap the joystick to the beat of the character's run so that you have a running start when taking off with your jet pack.) On top of everything, you have to swap disks CONSTANTLY, which makes the game even slower than it already was.

      That being said, the game grows on you after a while. There's a lot more strategy to the game than it would appear on the surface, and the cheap deaths become less of a problem once you get the hang of it. Even the secret decoder wheel (an anti-piracy device required to play the game) actually becomes kind of cool after a while. It gives you more of that WWII, "slide-rule" feel to your adventure. However, fuel is a constant problem. It seems like no matter how much you steal from the Nazis, you never have enough to keep your jet pack running AND add fuel to your moon rocket. (For the game's finale.) Plus your secret agents are disposed of by the enemy as soon as you get anywhere in the game. The end result is that the game is HARD to finish.

      None the less, it is still a rewarding game. If you're interested in playing it again, Cinemaware has actually released the game for FREE on their website. All you have to do is sign up for their site and they'll allow you to download a disk image to use in your favorite emulator. They even throw in a copy of the Secret Decoder Wheel(TM) so you won't have to search the 'net looking for the information!

      For those of you who haven't tried it before, I highly recommend downloading it and giving it a try. With modern emulators, pesky issues like disk swaps are nowhere near as annoying as they once were. Or if you're a hardcore classic gamer, you can even write the images back to floppies and play the game on original hardware as God intended. ;-)
    2. Re:This reminds me of an old game... by antdude · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those who don't want to play, you can watch the 38 minutes YouTube video.

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    3. Re:This reminds me of an old game... by dookiesan · · Score: 1

      Speaking of old space games, someone needs to port lunar rescue from the old black and white mac. That was an excellent game.

    4. Re:This reminds me of an old game... by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1

      An if you really can't be arsed to play it the whole way through, just watch the video

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6vIHcxGyIA

    5. Re:This reminds me of an old game... by mrv00t · · Score: 0

      On top of everything, you have to swap disks CONSTANTLY, which makes the game even slower than it already was. I had no disk drive, you insensitive clod!
    6. Re:This reminds me of an old game... by ProppaT · · Score: 1

      I have that game for the Commodore 64! Most annoying design, ever. You have to sit through ALL the cut scenes before you play the game. Then it's really a collection of mini-games that start with the oddest rhythm game in history. (Basically, tap the joystick to the beat of the character's run so that you have a running start when taking off with your jet pack.) On top of everything, you have to swap disks CONSTANTLY, which makes the game even slower than it already was. Oooh, I think I have that game for the Playstation! I've always wondered why they renamed it Final Fantasy VII, though.
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  2. A great idea for a movie by Plazmid · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's Nazis... IN SPACE! Twice as evil as regular Nazis, but with low gravity induced bone degradation!

    1. Re:A great idea for a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As they're shown flying in flying saucers, I'm betting they mastered gravitics in the film's plot.

    2. Re:A great idea for a movie by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      low gravity induced bone degradation

      http://www.ironsky.net/site/?page_id=10

      Story

      Towards the end of World War II the staff of SS officer Hans Kammler made a significant breakthrough in anti-gravity.

      [...]

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    3. Re:A great idea for a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going after the Jews in space no doubt.

  3. oblig by H0D_G · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for on, welcome our new space nazi overlords... actually, they're not exactly new, they're the same as the old nazi overlords, but with more tinfoil

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    1. Re:oblig by Plazmid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Godwin's law.

    2. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Godwin's law. Most emphatically does NOT apply to space Nazis.

      You're thinking of Flash Godwin's Law.

    3. Re:oblig by aerthling · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I think think you mean Plazmid's Addendum: As the popularity of Godwin's Law increases, the chances of its misapplication approache one. ;)

    4. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now we only need a grammar nazi pointing out your typos and whe have the whole theory complete

    5. Re:oblig by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      No, only a space grammar Nazi will do.

  4. Is it a parody? Comedy? by TheNucleon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Looking at the trailer, I couldn't quite figure out if they are going for a dark, true sci-fi kind of work, or if it will be a spoof/comedy.

    The bird scene at the end of the trailer may give a clue here...but otherwise...am I being dense? (Note to self, never ask this rhetorically on Slashdot...)

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  5. um... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the dark side of the moon?

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    1. Re:um... by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe they meant radio-dark. To earth. I guess. Seriously, though, you're not allowed to poke holes in the science until *after* it's out. :P

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    2. Re:um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tribute to pink floyd, maybe?

    3. Re:um... by anothy · · Score: 1

      uh, yeah? the moon's rotation and revolutions are synchronized such that one side is always facing away from the earth - we only ever see the same half of the moon. the other side is commonly (much to the dismay of pedantic astronomers) call the "dark side", despite the fact that it gets just as much light. if you were looking to hide a military base from earth, that'd be where you put it.

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    4. Re:um... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Oh, ok, so space Nazis fly in flying saucers from Antarctica to the moon and make a base where they drive about in motorcycle sidecars around thier swastica shaped moon palace, and you are complaining that they said dark side of the moon?

      If this was Star trek or something that is all serious and up it's own ass, then yea rip away, but you really are a very sad little man if that's the first thing you thought of.


      Space Nazi's rule! Space Hitler is cooler than the Space Pope!

    5. Re:um... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, how did Michael Collins not notice them down there?

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    6. Re:um... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      the [side away from the earth] is commonly (much to the dismay of pedantic astronomers) call the "dark side",

      Right. ... despite the fact that it gets just as much light

      Well, not quite:

      The near side of the Moon always has the Earth above the horizon, and the Earth reflects a lot more sunligt to the moon than the moon does to the earth. (Enough to make the new moon weakly visible just by the doubly-reflected light.) So while days are the same on either side, nights on the "dark side" are only starlit, while those on the "light side" are brightly earthlit for much of their duration - like moonlit, but much more so.

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  6. Enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll go see Iron Man already!

  7. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I honestly can't tell either. Might it be both?

  8. That music was terrible by Sigvatr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mars, God of War is more suiting to space Nazis, not emo chick music. Whoever made that choice of music should be sent to a concentration camp.

    1. Re:That music was terrible by Joshua_Aaron_Jones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The music is modeled after the music of the 1930s and 1940s. I think it fits perfectly.

    2. Re:That music was terrible by deprecated · · Score: 1, Troll

      It was modeled on the music of the 30s and 40s of which Icelandic time-traveling elf?

    3. Re:That music was terrible by Freebirth+Toad · · Score: 1

      The Star Wreck trailer looked terrible, but this one created an interesting enough mood with it's music choice that I might actually watch it. Certainly more interesting than the average made-for-scifi-channel movie promo.

    4. Re:That music was terrible by Rickz0rz · · Score: 1

      The end with the horns sounded like something out of a James Bond film. Maybe it's just me, though.

    5. Re:That music was terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it obviously doesn't. Emo chick with nazi in space ? If, at least, it was in german, and the teaser was nostalgic (nostalgic of nazi, wooov), it could fit.

      But there, it is just some artsy wanking emo music that doesn't fit at all.

    6. Re:That music was terrible by anthroboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Couldn't disagree more. It's 21st century film noire: the singer is far less emo than she is neo-jazz-chanteuse, and whoever produced and edited that song to fit the trailer did a fantastic job. Point for point the song matches the story outlined in the trailer, from the staticky faux-40s sound and spare instrumentation in the beginning to the clarity and haunting vocal multitracking in the middle to the concluding line about "see[ing] you again under the iron sky" just before the last shot, the song does its job perfectly. That's a difficult piece of work and it was accomplished brilliantly and professionally.

    7. Re:That music was terrible by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      Saying it doesn't fit at all is just as valid as saying it fits perfectly.

  9. Correction by Sigvatr · · Score: 1

    Make that Bringer of War, but God sounds more brutal.

  10. It is a teaser by rihkama · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just to clarify: the video released is just a teaser.

    1. Re:It is a teaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, there should be a higher quality version coming soon. From what I've understood, It's being rendered as we speak. Something like this really shouldn't be watched in youtube quality, and apparently they really should have a more powerful rendering farm.

    2. Re:It is a teaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's not even a teaser, it's a demo. Or like Timo put it, a teaser demo. For the funding and such.

  11. 8 Million is a Lot by foo+fighter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Obviously we can't honestly compare downloads to seats in theaters.

    But lets just say (using RIAA/MPAA math) those 8 million downloads were 8 million buts at seats for $7-$9 a pop. That'd be $56-$72 million in box office receipts.

    That compares very favorably to any number of successful indie releases, let alone bombs. Disney (to single out one studio) since 2000 would, in retrospect, have been happy with this since their marketing muscle could have easily doubled these speculative receipts.

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    1. Re:8 Million is a Lot by Tom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously we can't honestly compare downloads to seats in theaters. Off course we can! If the RIAA can, so can we.

      Forget theaters. Those were 8 million DVD sales, at $16.99 each. Those bloody commis just swindled the movie industry out of 136 million bucks! And that's not even figuring in piracy!
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    2. Re:8 Million is a Lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...And that's not even figuring in piracy! would not the RIAA be more thinking about those 8million downloads at $700 each. nets you around $5600 million.
    3. Re:8 Million is a Lot by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      Um, you're assuming that those 8 million people still would've downloaded it if they had to pay $7-9 dollars, which is probably not the case...

    4. Re:8 Million is a Lot by Jupix · · Score: 1

      Eight million downloads is a lot, and I do think SW did well, but I hope Iron Sky isn't expected (by the media) to reach those sort of numbers. I mean, Star Wreck was so heavily about ST and Babylon 5, it intrigued their fans. Whereas Iron Sky is completely original and will mostly draw Star Wreck fans... Which, let's face it, is a small-ish group of people. I'd feel really bad for Samuli Torssonen et gang if a month or so after release the media were touting, "Iron Sky a failure, only watched by 1 million"...

  12. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

    The movie is supposed to be a tongue in cheek comedy. It's semi-serious in its premise, but is able to use humor to gloss over the various suspension of disbelief problems that arise with the (rather outlandish) plot. Should make for an interesting film once it's released. :-)

  13. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Aussie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if it will be a spoof/comedy. Well the motorbike made engine noises, in a vacuum........

    So it's either a spoof or just really bad :P
  14. Music in teaser not cogent by deprecated · · Score: 1

    Not only was the music track in the teaser desperately dull, it had nothing to do with the visuals. Lame.
    I like a good space Nazis communal movie as well as anyone else but don't forget to tell a story!

    1. Re:Music in teaser not cogent by tachyonflow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not only was the music track in the teaser desperately dull, it had nothing to do with the visuals. Lame. I like a good space Nazis communal movie as well as anyone else but don't forget to tell a story! Maybe if you play The Dark Side of the Moon while watching the movie, the music and the visuals will mysteriously match up. :)
    2. Re:Music in teaser not cogent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone know what the song is?

  15. Not much of a threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After growing up on the Moon I can see them try to step out of their ships and fall flat on their faces. The tag line should probably be "I've fallen and I can't get up". I doubt the master race could take on an 8 year old with a Nerf Bat.

    1. Re:Not much of a threat by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      After growing up on the Moon ... I doubt the master race could take on an 8 year old with a Nerf Bat.

      I expect that, if they planned on invading, they'd spend a LOT of time working out in centrifuges.

      They might deliberately train at more than one G and end up stronger.

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  16. We're sorry by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1

    This video is no longer available.

  17. This looks pretty aweful... by sentientbrendan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This might make a good cheezy video game, but I can't imagine sitting through 2 hours of youtube quality acting. Check out the preview for the other film these guys created "star wreck." It looks like a tediously bad fan comedy.

    The trailer might look kind of impressive, but from the website:
    "At the moment, the team is finalizing the script"
    In other words, the trailer has no relation to the final product in quality... and when they actually have to find live action "actors" to do the script... well...

    I'm not too optimistic.

    1. Re:This looks pretty aweful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      This might make a good cheezy video game, but I can't imagine sitting through 2 hours of youtube quality acting. Check out the preview for the other film these guys created "star wreck." It looks like a tediously bad fan comedy. Star wreck was made by the same guys but without any money or professional actors. Now they have a real production company behind them and steady funding. This is their first "real" production and they have also stated that they are using real hired actors for this movie. So I'm optimistic.

    2. Re:This looks pretty aweful... by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      The acting in Star wreck was pretty damn good actually. I'm not too worried. These guys know what they are doing.

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  18. About the script and actors. by Dtyst · · Score: 5, Informative

    The biggest complaints about their zero-budget movie Star Wreck were the script and the acting. This time I'm sure it's better as they have an awarded writer (Johanna Sinisalo) doing the script (2 years already, since they announced the movie) They will also use real hired actors instead of amateurs.

    1. Re:About the script and actors. by PatboyX · · Score: 1

      Well, I have to say I'm more excited about this movie than their last. I'm really tired of half-assed sci-fi comedy. And the acting and writing were horrible. But the concept of this looks interesting in a pulp/serial way. What I actually wish Indiana Jones 4 was about if Spielberg hadn't sworn off "funny Nazis."

  19. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by weicco · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well the motorbike made engine noises, in a vacuum........

    But they do! Exhaust gases can carry sound waves and if the microfone is suitably located we can hear the engine. But don't ask me where those gases are coming from ;)

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  20. This would never get a release... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can guarantee that trailer wouldn't get one butt into a seat, let alone 8 million. I think the component of the MPAA math you're neglecting is the capacity for Hollywood to put together a good trailer, despite what they're shilling. If this trailer is any indication as to how appealing you can make Star Wreck look in a trailer, then you should add a *0 to your equation.

  21. Whitey On The Moon... by Kifoth · · Score: 1
    Would have been a better musical choice :)

    Whitey On The Moon

  22. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Oh shush they just added an atmosphere to the moon :p

  23. A-W-FUL by lusiphur69 · · Score: 0

    It's awful - not awe-full, which might mean something filled to the brim with awesome-ness.

    Your friendly neighbourhood english nazi, reporting from the moon.

  24. Hitler on the Moon? by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Why is this not a regular film in movie theatres? Maybe it is becase the establishment has kept it secret. Perhaps the truth is being revealed as the world is starting to think that Americans landing on the moon was disinform the fact that the Third Reich beat us to it.

    Come to think of in, in terms of real life, why the hell did we elect a distant relative of Adolf Hitler to be the 41st and 43rd Presidents of the United States?

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  25. D: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is totally going to make up for Fallout 3. :`(

  26. Dome by S3D · · Score: 1

    How about a moon city under the transparent dome ?

  27. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, the bird, or the whole Nazis on the moon thing tipped me off that this might not be a documentary.

    Seriously. Every single decent sci-fi film/show/short that I've ever seen apart from 2001 has ignored the sound propagation issue.

    And even at that, although 2001 was a work of art in its own right, it's a damn tedious film to watch in one sitting.

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  28. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by icebrain · · Score: 5, Informative

    Firefly actually did too... I remember noticing that in the first episode.

    Serenity did until the final aerial battle; I've heard claims that they just couldn't stand to do it without sound (for the general audience's sake) so they made it take place in "upper atmosphere" or something like that. I don't know.

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  29. Language? by nogginthenog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone know what language this is being filmed in?

    1. Re:Language? by s0litaire · · Score: 4, Informative

      It will be in English... http://www.ironsky.net/site/?page_id=10 "About the Film" - "The primary language of the film will be English with worldwide distribution, through theaters and via the Internet."

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    2. Re:Language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English.

    3. Re:Language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Auf deutsch, I guess.

    4. Re:Language? by palpatine · · Score: 1

      That begs the question, will the actors have a thick Finnish accent?

    5. Re:Language? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Finnish accent will sound like a nazi german accent to the rest of the west so it is win-win.

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    6. Re:Language? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      lol, to be honest, it's true, finnish, austrian, polish, sweedish, they all sound the same to us. :( thats a bad thing really isn't it :(

  30. Can someone explain: CC License... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    is under a Creative Commons by-nd-nc license, and made good money both through DVD sales and through an eventual deal with Universal.

    How can you "make good money" on an "NC" (non-commercial license?

    Who do I sue?

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    1. Re:Can someone explain: CC License... by Soruk · · Score: 3, Informative

      The owners can do what they like with it. Anyone who receives a copy is bound by the licence, so if the owners want to flog DVDs for profit they can, but no-one else can.

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  31. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by delt0r · · Score: 1

    I always thought the final battle was in the upper atmosphere, as the firefly side engines are used, not the rear "for space" engine.

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  32. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ever used an A.M. radio near a gasoline internal combustion engine? the r.f.i generated by the ignition system pretty much sounds like engine sound through air.

    maybe the astronaut-cameraman (i know it's CG) inadvertently recorded the rf interference.

  33. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by nine-times · · Score: 1

    the whole Nazis on the moon thing tipped me off that this might not be a documentary.

    I was kind of hoping it wouldn't be a "comedy", but instead a situation where they were cleverly taking old science-fiction ideas and applying them as though they were still considered possible.

    You know, sort of like Fallout or Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I mean, I guess Fallout had a comedic element, but it wasn't exactly a "spoof".

  34. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    Well technically, if you powered the bike with compressed air to push a piston in the engin then you would here a bike like noise if you sat on it as the vibrations would travel though your body.

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  35. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

    The US style yellow line on the road were hang point for me. Is the space Nazi moon highway really that busy that they need to stop overtaking?

  36. Am i one the only one... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    ... who completely loved that short trailer?

    I mean, it's great that it's released under Creative Commons and stuff, but, unlike previous efforts (which were damn good BTW), this one has me completely psyched. The look and feel, the theme, storyline... it reminds me of one of those old campy sci-fi flicks.

    I can't wait for the release!

    1. Re:Am i one the only one... by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      I agree, it looks superb!
      I'd actually never heard of the previous movie Star Wreck. I'm downloading it now.

    2. Re:Am i one the only one... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Oh you'll like it a lot if you're familiar with the source material - less so if you're not. But don't go into it with super-high expectations. It starts off pretty ropey, but it gets a Hell of a lot better. I think that's because it was filmed sequentially over a long period and their expertise and resources grew with time.

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  37. Trailer looks awesome... by jzarling · · Score: 1

    I loved Sky Captain, and this feels like its cut from the same cloth.

    Hopefully it does well, and spurs more crazy alternative history films.

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  38. Comedy? You mean it's not real? by Teilo · · Score: 1

    I for one believe that the Nazi's did have a secret Antarctic base, and developed the core "UFO" technology which project Paperclip imported into the USA after the war. If Germans are aliens, then, yeah, we stole "alien" technology to make the American "UFOs". Germany was "this" close to world domination. And it would have worked, too - if it hadn't been for those pesky Yanks. Oh, and Admiral Byrd's invasion of Antarctica after the war. Ahah! He's the pidgeon!

    But Nazi's on the moon? That's just silly. Obviously a disinformation campaign to hide the truth.

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    1. Re:Comedy? You mean it's not real? by surgeon · · Score: 1


      I wonder where the screenwriters got 'their' ideas from...

      the picture with the astronaut raising the swastika flag on the moon most certainly not original

      Perhaps they've been lurking on the Indiana Jones 4 bb too long .. or somewhere far darker

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    2. Re:Comedy? You mean it's not real? by Teilo · · Score: 1

      I know where they got their material.

      There is a segment of the UFO research community, (call it the "I don't believe it's aliens" crowd), who follow research which suggests that the Nazi's had anti-gravity and exotic power sources which were on the verge of being used in the war. However, Hitler was so focused on making bombers to retaliate the barrage of firebombing which their major cities endured at the hands of the Allies, that he directed most of their manufacturing and research into bombers, thus curtailing the more exotic programs.

      Project Paperclip, so the theory goes, imported this technology into America, and developed it under various black-ops projects, eventually exporting the bulk of the project to Pine Gap, Australia, under the direction of Edward Teller. This, they believe, accounts for the bulk of modern UFO sightings.

      Add to this the rumors of a secret Nazi Antarctic base where the bulk of the developed technology was supposedly stored.

      There is also a whole genre of UFO sightings in the literature which are very similar to the bell-shaped craft which the trailer shows, and in which individuals interacted with the pilots of the craft, whom they described as being dressed in what looked like Nazi SS uniforms.

      This much is true: Admiral Byrd DID take what amounted to an invasion force to Antarctica after the war, and had hugh casualties. Then, at that same period of time, an article appeared in a Chilean newspaper in which it is claimed that they interviewed Admiral Byrd after his return from the expedition. In this interview, they cite him talking about flying craft which could accelerate at tremendous velocities and make hair-pin turns.

      In addition to this, there are the reports of what were later called "foo fighters" in the records of American pilots. These things were bright fireballs that raced along side the American planes, freaked out the pilots, and screwed up their radar. That much is in the reports. Some researchers claim that the extant German documentation makes reference to a research project involving "der feuerball".

      Anyway, google around and you will find plenty. Here's one of the better sites: http://naziufomythos.greyfalcon.us/index.html

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    3. Re:Comedy? You mean it's not real? by surgeon · · Score: 1

      you name 'a segment of the {nazi?} UFO community'. I suppose you mean 'VRIL' and all nazi-ufo things related.

      But I don't think this is the case. The use of the Black Sun image in this context requires far deeper knowledge of certain subcultures

      Look closely: when you see the saucers form the nazi moonbase' launching it's through the opening eye of the symbol of SS engineers cult "Schwarze Sonne".

      on the topic of turbulence and anti-gravity: Did you know the Japanese Army send a cargo Mercury to Antartica? In trade for the blueprints and a jet-engine. An ME262 or Junker was packed in a submarine for this purpose.

      Anyway... it was intercepted

      so many WW2 mysteries and secrets

      like jewish luftwaffe officers who served in Finland

      or muslim SS regiments

      blah

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    4. Re:Comedy? You mean it's not real? by surgeon · · Score: 1

      huge ammount of casualties? there was only one plane crashed...

      but the most interesting part (at least to me) why were they in a such hurry to get there (to antartica)

      imo: the base was never found in New Schwabenland

      it's in the Hollow Earth :)

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    5. Re:Comedy? You mean it's not real? by Teilo · · Score: 1

      That's because the Neuschwabenland base was invisible. :D

      You are right about the one plane crash. There were not "huge casualties". That's what happens when I try to go from memory. There was also Vance Woodall, who died in an accident.

      But still, as you say, the speed of heading down there soon after the war, with 4700 men, 3500 of whom were Marines, sure begs the question, "Why?"

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  39. Star Wrek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone try to watch Star Wrek and thought it was a pile of crap? I couldn't bear with the first episode. It reminded me of a Soft Core Porn plot in space without the T&A.

  40. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pigeon shitting on the Nazi Eagle "might" give a clue? Ya think?

  41. Love the concept by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    The presentation was amazing. I can't wait to watch this flick!

    This is what happens, when films stop being a business and become art again.

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  42. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by neutralstone · · Score: 1

    Every single decent sci-fi film/show/short that I've ever seen apart from 2001 has ignored the sound propagation issue.

    I think Planetes was a bit better in this regard. IIRC they tried to stick to a model where you could only hear sounds from within a vessel or suit, but in general, non-propagation was observed.

    It was pretty realistic in other respects though. In the DVD extras for the English version, they even got a couple of scientists from NASA's Orbital Debris Program Office to say as much (!), with the exception that it seemed unlikely that it would be practical to generate the kind of propulsion required to do debris recovery as depicted in the anime.

    Anyway, it's good scifi.
  43. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Shinmizu · · Score: 1

    Score one for "Akira," then. I was pleasantly surprised when Tetsuo flew up and destroyed an orbiting laser... and nothing could be heard.

  44. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Darth+Cider · · Score: 1

    You're worried about sound? Check out what happens to light in the moon-man's visor. Reflections are backwards! Unless Nazis salute with their left arms in 2018.

  45. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Darth+Cider · · Score: 1

    Yikes, nevermind. The reflection is correct.

  46. What else is there? by phorm · · Score: 1

    What else is there to a movie, really, other than a good script and acting? As many have mentioned, all the SFX in the world aren't going to make a turd shine.

    That being said, I've watched the original, and while the acting is obviously quite amateur in places, and the script a bit corny, it all fits together nicely. Certainly when you consider the origins of the movie, it does quite well. I'd still say the acting was better than Mannikan Skywalker, and the script better than "The Hulk" or many other movies out there.

  47. Uh oh... by tomzyk · · Score: 1

    Someone better warn the Jews in space. You know, the ones up there, patrolling the skies, defending the Hebrew race.

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    1. Re:Uh oh... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Someone else remembers History of the World Part I

  48. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    Note to self: Never make blanket-statements about sci-fi on slashdot.

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  49. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Seriously. Every single decent sci-fi film/show/short that I've ever seen apart from 2001 has ignored the sound propagation issue.

    And 2001 was the greatest SF movie ever made.

    Anyway, you may recall another little film, Alien? "In space, no one can hear you scream".

  50. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

    I was kind of hoping it wouldn't be a "comedy", but instead a situation where they were cleverly taking old science-fiction ideas and applying them as though they were still considered possible. Maybe it'll be the next Springtime for Hitler.
  51. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well the motorbike made engine noises, in a vacuum........ But if they're Twin Ion Engines, then they surely make noise.
  52. This Movie Looks Better by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
    This movie looks better (possibly not safe for work): Werewolf Women Of The S.S.

    It has Udo Kier in it.

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  53. Dark side of the moon? by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

    I'm glad to hear that this is supposed to be tongue in cheek. I'd hate to think that they were propagating the "dark side of the moon" myth from Space 1999 accidentally. Or maybe it's a reference to the Pink Floyd album?

    I remember the original commentary about Space 1999 that there is no dark side of the moon. There's a far side of the moon, but if nuclear fuel dumps exploded there it would drive the moon straight at the earth.

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    1. Re:Dark side of the moon? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      There's a far side of the moon, but if nuclear fuel dumps exploded there it would drive the moon straight at the earth.

      Which would make it miss. (Basic orbital dynamics.)

      To make it hit you'd have to "explode" the nuclear fuel dumps on the side leading in the orbit, to decelerate it into an impacting orbit.

      It would also take LOTS of nuclear fuel dumps over a VERY LONG TIME. B-)

      Nuclear bombs are big on human scales. But they're firecrackers compared to an earthquake, and an earthquake is not even in the league of orbital dynamics. A rock a few miles across falling from lunar orbit outclasses any bomb ever made by humans. But we're talking about enough energy to deorbit the entire MOON - which is also about enough to lift it from the Earth's surface to orbital altitude or about half the amount needed to lift it from the earth's surface into a stable circular orbit.

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    2. Re:Dark side of the moon? by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

      It would be fun to calculate the amount of nuclear reaction mass it would take to make the entire moon accelerate at the 10g's or so it would take to press everyone to the floor without killing them, like it did in the first episode. I can presume, though, that it would be more likely to split the moon into pieces and rain death down upon the earth than accelerate it all in one piece, even if the dumps were spread evenly across a large area. But, barring that, the dumps would theoretically have to be centered in just the right place on the far side of the moon (on the equator, probably about 15 degrees forward of directly opposite the Earth.

      Orbital dynamics is just momentum. I'm also going to leave it up to finer math wizzes than I to figure out how long it would take to decelerate from 1km/s at 10g's, but I'm betting that it's a lot less than the time it would take to get it to cross the 379,000 or so kilometers between here and there. Even if it were to miss the Earth by a wide margin, however, it would still result in extinction level catastrophes, and probably throw the Earth far out of its normal orbit. Fun!

      So in a world filled with preposterous assumptions, it COULD happen *grin*. Nobody even suggested the guys who wrote Space 1999 had any grasp of science.

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    3. Re:Dark side of the moon? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      ... the entire moon accelerate at the 10g's or so it would take to press everyone to the floor without killing them, like it did in the first episode. I can presume, though, that it would be more likely to split the moon into pieces and rain death down upon the earth than accelerate it all in one piece ...

      The moon is not solid. Think of it as a bunch of pebbles, sand, and dust particles held together by their own gravity. Accelerate it at something even approaching its own surface gravity (assuming you could apply the force over a wide enough area to do it) and it comes apart into a gout of dirt and spreads out into a ring system.

      This is what the Roche Limit is about: Orbit too close to a larger body and the tides are greater at the surface than the gravity. So the rocks just float away and the whole body breaks up and smears out along the mean orbit, forming a ring system.

      (Artificial satellites, like the individual particles in a ring, can orbit closer to the primary than the Roche Limit because they are solid objects that can accept tension loads from tides.)

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  54. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by sootman · · Score: 1

    I almost stopped watching when I saw the title card that said "Dark side of the moon." Pink Floyd be damned, there IS no side of the moon that is permanently dark. What there is is a FAR side of the moon. Duh.

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  55. Already done in a Heinlein juvenile by paratiritis · · Score: 1
    called Rocket Ship Galileo (check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_Ship_Galileo- **Warning** contains spoilers)

    Apparently there are conspiracy theories claiming Nazis went to the moon for real (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_moon_base) Oh well..

  56. Dark Side of the moon | Black Sun cultus by surgeon · · Score: 1

    Mythobeast, I think you've missed the symbol of the Black Sun (Schwarze Sonne) appearing on the moon. You should at least 2 or more appearing in the 'trailer'.

    The dark side of the moon is presumably a reference to the cultus of the Black Son / Schwarze Sonne .. because of their motto .. "Uns geht die sonne nicht unter" ({our} sun will never go down)

    Even on the dark side of the moon, so phun intended

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  57. think again by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Renate is to travel to Earth on a secret mission with her fiance, the handsome and high-ranking Klaus, a true Nazi down to his jackboots. Their mission: to assassinate the president of the United States, Jenna Bush.

    Renate finds Earth not to be the pit of depravity Klaus had described. Suddenly, bombing this world back to the stone age doesn't seem like a good idea at all. President Jenna Bush? No, it really would be time to bomb us back to the stone age.

    This reminds me of a great short story by David Drake. A US senator is spending the weekend out at his cabin when the lights flighte and an eerie whirling noise comes from outside. There's a bleedin' flying saucer coming down. The hatch opens and out comes an SS officer complete with armband. The war was over 30 years ago, the senator had fought against the bastards, and now here's one with a flying saucer! The SS officer tells him that the Third Reich wants to open diplomatic ties with the US. There's no way no will be taken for an answer. He's taken onboard the saucer and sees what Nazi super-science is capable of. He discovers that the Nazis had started construction on an antarctic base before the war and moved their super-weapon research there as things got hot on the continent. As the reich was crumbling, certain senior staff were evacuated and Germany allowed to fall to make a convincing cover for the escape. The saucer tech was perfected and the Nazis proceeded to build a moonbase. The only problem, the Russians had captured some of the same technology. Not wanting the US to find out about it, the Russians said nothing, conducting a clandestine war against the Germans long after we thought the war was over. To make matters worse, as they arrive at the antarctic base, it disappears in a fireball. Did the Russians nuke it? No, there's the enemy saucer. It looks....alien. The Germans engage and destroy it. The senator sees the bodies tumbling out and they look like nothing that's ever been born on this world. "Jesus Christ, you nazi bastards weren't content with starting a world war, you got us into an interstellar war, too!" And that's why they wanted to open ties with the Americans, because the aliens were whittling away the Germans one saucer at a time and they couldn't turn to the Russians. The US industrial base could adopt the nazi technology and fill the skies with fighting saucers.

    I tell you what, that would make one hell of a premise for a larger story.
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  58. Sound in vacuum. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Every single decent sci-fi film/show/short that I've ever seen apart from 2001 has ignored the sound propagation issue.

    I think that started with Star Trek. They tried doing the credit fly-by with no sound and it felt empty and looked like animated toys. So they added sound and it was more gut-satisfying (despite the inaccuracy).

    (This led to the Trekkie joke: "Why does the Enterprise go 'whoosh' when it flies by in vacuum?" "Because somebody left the vacuum cleaner running."

    Of course this, and other dramatic elements, led to endless opportunities for reverse-engineering an explanation of why something worked as depicted.

    For starters, explosions really WOULD go "bang" in space - because of the gas released. Physics would be different: Speed of the gas expansion in space (mainly a function of its original temperature and pressure divided by molecular weight) rather than speed of sound in a gas (strictly proportional to temperature divided by molecular weight). There'd be prompt echoes from the gas bouncing off debris but no long-term rumble from terrain reflections. However the wavefront would defocus rapidly due to the expansion of the gas, rather than remaining coherent as it does when propagating in a medium. Etc.

    Why does a near-miss with a photon torpedo go "bang" and throw people around? I suggest this: Gravity on the ship is generated. It's also multi-directional and under continuous control, to serve as compensation for the impulse engines and keep the crew from being smeared across the rear bulkhead. Photon torpedoes create enough of an electromagnetic pulse to foul the acceleration compensation, causing the gravity to vibrate the walls and maybe throw the crew around in a close one. Star fleet engineers designed enough shielding to keep this effect from damaging the ship and crew when the torpedo alone wasn't close enough to make it a moot point, but stopped there.

    So "whoosh" on flyby: Reaction motor exhausts, like explosions, would produce transient gas envelopes that would rattle hulls and produce sound by vibrating the hull (though only once you hit their "wake"). But that's not a typical Star Trek flyby. Two suggestions for that:

    1) Warp engines create an electromagnetic or gravitational "wake" that either rattles the hull directly or does the same trick with the artificial gravity as a photon-torpedo near-miss.

    2) It's a user-interface feature: Instruments detect whatever signature a passing ship leaves and present it to the crew as a sound. For intuitive ease-of-use it should "sound like it ought to": Bigger ships make a lower pitch, closer passage is louder, fake doppler-shift to indicate relative heading, signals characteristic of the type of ship are encoded as timber, etc. So exactly the same esthetics that drive the dramatic sound-effect also drive the user-interface design, leading to the credit flyby visual and sound matching what would be presented on the bridge of an observing craft.

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    1. Re:Sound in vacuum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thoroughly impressed. I thought i was one of the few who could

  59. Corruption of Blood by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Come to think of in, in terms of real life, why the hell did we elect a distant relative of Adolf Hitler to be the 41st and 43rd Presidents of the United States?

    For the same reason the Brits had a part american indian as their prime minister during WWII. A lot of people were convinced he was a good choice for the job.

    This is the United States. No nobles here. Your ancestors' political connections, wealth, and historic behavior don't matter when it comes to what offices YOU get to hold. (Or at least that's the official ideal.)

    In particular: The Constitution specifically forbids "Corruption of Blood": Punishment for crimes - even making war on the US and massive genocide - stops with the person who committed those acts. It does NOT get applied to the rest of the family and descendants yet unborn.

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  60. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Looking at the trailer, I couldn't quite figure out if they are going for a dark, true sci-fi kind of work, or if it will be a spoof/comedy.
    Ready the story synopsis on the website:

    Renate is to travel to Earth on a secret mission with her fiance, the handsome and high-ranking Klaus, a true Nazi down to his jackboots. Their mission: to assassinate the president of the United States, Jenna Bush.

    I think that answers your question.

    Clearly it's a documentary!
  61. Re:This reminds me of an old greg hoser! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, Dude!

    Like, got any land on the moon?

    Are you one o' them spam-nazis?

    Yeah? Realty?? Greg? Fag? Arizona Moser ? Hey, google it! Wow!

  62. Re:The shitty new comments system has bled away us by Ticklemonster · · Score: 0

    You noticed it, too?

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  63. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

    I recall Babylon 5 taking a middle ground. For most of the shots, there was the sound in space unless they were doing the shot from specifically inside a room. Then you only heard the noises that the characters could hear. Two scenes I recall the most that followed this were the episode that centred on the two maintenance techs in the fifth season, where they were watching the battle from an observation deck, and in the made-for-TV movie Thirdspace, where Sheridan passes through the battle in a vacuum suit, and all you can hear is his breathing despite the explosions and shots all around him.

    Granted, my memory is spotty, so it may be that the producers only adopted this later in the series, but it was still something that stood out in my memory, along with the Asteroids-like inertia instead of the more common fighter-plane style.

    The relaunched Battlestar Galactica also tried to go in this direction, or at least it was the producers' original intent to reduce the sounds to an "in the cockpit" feeling, and instead use staccatos in the soundtrack more to fudge. I regret not seeing it in a long time, so I do not know how true they stayed to it.

    So there is a trend amongst directors and producers to use more "realistic" sound, but often the studios tell them they can't do it because it's "too risky". With Iron Sky, though, I think it's the nod to the serials and the parody that played a role here, so it's in a different class.

  64. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know what you mean. A film about Nazis setting up a moon base in 1945, it's very hard to tell if it's intended to be a comedy.