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Carl Icahn Takes on Yahoo's Board

narramissic and several others have written to point out that Carl Icahn has initiated a proxy battle with Yahoo's board of directors over their rejection of Microsoft's bid for the company in February. Icahn has purchased millions of Yahoo shares over the past week and assembled a group of nine other investors (including Mark Cuban) to persuade the board to resume talks with Microsoft. Yahoo remains unimpressed. Icahn's letter to Yahoo accuses: "It is unconscionable that you have not allowed your shareholders to choose to accept an offer that represented a 72% premium over Yahoo's closing price of $19.18 on the day before the initial Microsoft offer. I and many of your shareholders strongly believe that a combination between Yahoo and Microsoft would form a dynamic company and more importantly would be a force strong enough to compete with Google on the Internet."

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  1. It's not completely their fault by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are the odds that the FTC would actually allow a merger like this anyway? I mean the evil power of Microsoft coupled with both of Yahoo's users could mean serious trouble.

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    1. Re:It's not completely their fault by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Most of Yahoo's users run Windows anyways so they're basically the same users.

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    2. Re:It's not completely their fault by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nuh, huh! I'm a Linux user, and for the record I have several throwaway fake email accounts on Yahoo, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:It's not completely their fault by dhavleak · · Score: 2

      ...I mean the evil power of Microsoft coupled with... Objectivity. Gotta love it.
    4. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What are the odds that the FTC would actually allow a merger like this anyway? I mean the evil power of Microsoft coupled with both of Yahoo's users could mean serious trouble. Given Microsoft's record on acquiring companies and launching new products Google must be dancing in the streets. They've been trying to kill Yahoo for years. Microsoft should do it in less than a year.
    5. Re:It's not completely their fault by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      We aren't really talking about windows users as much as we are talking about the conception of web services. MS already made deals with AOL and so on, if they take the Yahoo email clients, use their search tech to pump windows live up and or shit down any GPL or open source collaboration efforts, MS would have donw quire well for it's self.

    6. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Objectivity. Gotta love it.

      Soooooo much better than a sense of humour.

    7. Re:It's not completely their fault by u38cg · · Score: 2, Informative
      The current approach to monopolies in the US is not to assess whether a monopoly is being created as such. The thinking is that many monopolies, as defined by market share, still behave in a competitive manner. For example, the XM/Sirius merger gave the combined company a 100% share of the satellite radio market. It was not blocked because the merged company will still have to behave competitively, or they will lose out to other audio entertainment alternatives.

      Similarly, if the barriers to entry in a market are low (by corporate standards) then a monopoly is likely to behave competitively. Since all you need to challenge Google is a server farm and some CS whizzes, Google will behave competitively even if it has a full 100% market share (which it doesn't, by any means). So there is effectively zero chance of this merger being blocked. And yes, just to clarify, I know the OP was joking...

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    8. Re:It's not completely their fault by ScottKin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wait - where do you think you were posting this, on a Yahoo!Groups forum?

      This is Slashdot, for heaven's sake - the most popular place on the Interweb where one of the world's richest men can take the billions he has personally earned as the Former CEO of one of the most successfull software companies in the world and give it away to save lives and fight HIV/AIDS and a host of other diseases that kill millions of children each year...and be called "evil".

      --ScottKin

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    9. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google's offer to work with Yahoo to prevent a Microsoft takeover, and Eric Schmidt's gleeful reaction to Microsoft's abandonment of a takeover, which appears to have been largely a result of the Yahoo-Google deal, point with a great deal of clarity to the opposite. Google management are clearly opposed to a combination of Yahoo and Microsoft, which implies that they think such a combination would reduce Google's monopoly power. This would indeed be bad for Google, but it would be good for advertisers and for economic efficiency. If Schmidt et al. really thought otherwise, they would have quietly sat back and allowed Microsoft to take over Yahoo.

    10. Re:It's not completely their fault by peragrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because for every million in cash he donates he donates 3 million in windows XP licenses.

      Take a good long look at what the that foundation donates. a decent percentage of it is is windows software which costs bill G nothing to make another million copies of. He then writes off the full retail (not OEM, but retail) value of the software. As if someone was buying boxed copies of the software.

      the Oil tycoons, and steel tycoons of old at least built things that the public could visit, and use. Bill G is too cheap to even do that much.

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    11. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Similarly, if the barriers to entry in a market are low (by corporate standards) then a monopoly is likely to behave competitively. Since all you need to challenge Google is a server farm and some CS whizzes, Google will behave competitively even if it has a full 100% market share (which it doesn't, by any means). So there is effectively zero chance of this merger being blocked. And yes, just to clarify, I know the OP was joking...

      Sorry, that's just flat out wrong. There are numerous ways in which Google could use its monopoly power to prevent competition and extract surplus from its customers.

      Google is essentially a platform (in the economic, not software sense) connecting advertisers with a well-profiled target audience. Importantly, it is this large and well-profiled audience that is of value to advertisers, so a competitor without this can't offer a competitive product, no matter how good the underlying software is, or how low the price is. Moreover, there are undoubtedly some switching costs for advertisers who have invested in Google's technology.

      On the other side, Google's extensive database of search activity allows it to optimise its search algorithms in a way that competitors without such audiences cannot. By analysing which links users follow after performing a search, for example, Google can produce better algorithms. Better algorithms produce better results, which means Google can offer a better service than competitors with smaller audiences. Similar effects may stem from website partnerships and advertising itself. Websites that partner with Google for search benefit from the large number of advertisers, and at the same time such partnerships allow Google to improve its search results, attracting a larger audience and increasing the value to advertisers. Consumers may also gain utility from receiving targeted advertising for products they're interested in, compounding this effect.

      Overall, based on the logic outlined above, it can be said that the value of the services (advertising and search) offered by Google is increasing in market share, at least up to a critical level (e.g. the value may increase rapidly up to say 25% market share, and then remain relatively level after that). Given this, as well as switching costs, etc., Google clearly has some monopoly power. This means it can control prices by restricting the amount of advertising space available to customers to the profit-maximising level, reducing economic efficiency and overall welfare. It's a typical dominant firm situation, and the real question is whether or not a more oligopolistic structure (i.e. two or more strong rivals instead of one very dominant firm) would be better or worse for total welfare. My guess is that both would be able to operate at efficient scale, so it would be better overall for welfare and economic efficiency, but worse for Google. The tricky part is for a competitor to somehow break into the market. Yahoo and Microsoft may have a shot at it together, but I doubt either can do it alone (hence Google's frenetic attempts to block a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo).
    12. Re:It's not completely their fault by killjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't be so fucking daft.

      Osama Bin Laden gives money to orphans that doesn't make him a saint.

      Giving money away doesn't undo what you have done.

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    13. Re:It's not completely their fault by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      Possibly... unless they believe that a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo is inevitable, in which case they might simply be trying to make it as much of a pain for Microsoft as possible, just because they can. They might even be trying to drive Microsoft's bid even higher. After all, this offer is huge even by Microsoft's standards, and the higher Google (and others) can drive the bid before Yahoo accepts it, the more it'll hurt if it doesn't pan out for Microsoft.

    14. Re:It's not completely their fault by pdusen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you fucking serious? Osama Bin Laden KILLS PEOPLE.

      How fucking out of touch do you have to be to compare Bill Gates to Osama Bin Laden?

    15. Re:It's not completely their fault by mgblst · · Score: 2, Informative

      He is not comparing them, he is pointing out how silly the statement that he is responding to actually is. He is saying that just because you do one good thing, does not forgive all the crap you have done in the past.

      How fucking out of touch do you have to be with the english language/logic to jump to such a stupid conclusion.

    16. Re:It's not completely their fault by pdusen · · Score: 1

      Actually, my conclusion made perfect sense. If you're going to make a comparison--and make no mistake, that's exactly what he did--make sure the situation is fucking similar.

      Bill Gates was the leader of a software company who played dirty, sure. But if he were to, for example, donate money that lead to curing AIDS or cancer, I'd be pretty damned ready to forgive him for all past transgressions. Can you honestly say the same about Osama Bin Laden, who is responsible for the deaths of thousands?

    17. Re:It's not completely their fault by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is Slashdot, for heaven's sake - the most popular place on the Interweb where one of the world's richest men can take the billions he has personally earned as the Former CEO of one of the most successfull software companies in the world and give it away to save lives and fight HIV/AIDS and a host of other diseases that kill millions of children each year...and be called "evil".

      He's called "evil" because he got his money by

      • Monopoly abuse ("that's a nice little program you've got there, Stac...")
      • Running competitors into the ground (no, that's not business as usual)
      • Raw hypocrisy ("Open Source is Evil. Just don't look at ftp.exe.")
      • Flat-out fraud ("sure, IBM, I have an OS I can sell you")

      The guy's an ass who's held computing back for the last 25 years through actions that'd get you and me imprisoned, or at least run out of business.

      By your logic, it doesn't matter how he got his wealth as long as he gives a little bit away. Well, nuts to that. Warren Buffett's doing pretty OK for himself and I'm unaware of any similar allegations against him.

      It's OK that Bill's fake-donating money to charity, but he's still an ass.

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    18. Re:It's not completely their fault by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      None of that is evil. Deplorable, yes. Despicable, yes. Devoid of ethics, yes. Evil, no.

    19. Re:It's not completely their fault by afidel · · Score: 1

      meh, thowaway accounts are so painful to use. Google supports username+description@gmail.com addressing so as long as someone doesn't have a broken email validation script it's easy to give sites an easily filtered address while only having to login once. Plus it gives me the advantage of having proof of who sold my address so I can never do business with them again and badmouth them online.

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    20. Re:It's not completely their fault by jesdynf · · Score: 1

      (hence Google's frenetic attempts to block a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo)


      Citation needed. I don't know that statement's true -- I don't recall any heavy activity on Google's part. Certainly nothing I'd describe as "frenetic".

      I might've missed something, though.
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    21. Re:It's not completely their fault by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 1

      He's called "evil" because he got his money by * Monopoly abuse ("that's a nice little program you've got there, Stac...") * Running competitors into the ground (no, that's not business as usual) * Raw hypocrisy ("Open Source is Evil. Just don't look at ftp.exe.") * Flat-out fraud ("sure, IBM, I have an OS I can sell you") The guy's an ass who's held computing back for the last 25 years through actions that'd get you and me imprisoned, or at least run out of business. By your logic, it doesn't matter how he got his wealth as long as he gives a little bit away. Well, nuts to that. Warren Buffett's doing pretty OK for himself and I'm unaware of any similar allegations against him. It's OK that Bill's fake-donating money to charity, but he's still an ass. Why oh why can't I have mod points for that!!!! Mod this up as +1 insightful people.
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    22. Re:It's not completely their fault by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      None of that is evil. Deplorable, yes. Despicable, yes. Devoid of ethics, yes. Evil, no.

      What does a fella have to do to earn the "evil" label in your book? Hang a Cub Scout?

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    23. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful?

      750M for vaccines in Africa.
      But he didn't build that public building for you to visit?
          http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/article506198.ece

    24. Re:It's not completely their fault by evilphish_mi · · Score: 1

      That depends.. Did he giggle during the execution?

    25. Re:It's not completely their fault by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That depends.. Did he giggle during the execution?

      The hanger or the Cub Scout?

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    26. Re:It's not completely their fault by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      That would suffice. I reserve the world 'evil' for Evil with a Capital E. Unethical !=evil

    27. Re:It's not completely their fault by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      None of that is evil. Deplorable, yes. Despicable, yes. Devoid of ethics, yes. Evil, no. Wait. What do you think "evil" means? You might check Webster's or even throw the word at Google real quick. In short, "devoid of ethics" would fit the definition rather well.

      Does Microsoft and Gates fit in the pantheon of great evil in history? I don't think so. But that's a pretty monstrous measure to be judged by. Lesser evils are still evil.

      Keep in mind that two evil acts are not always equally deplorable. Context is really important.
    28. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Osama Bin Laden cured AIDS, then yes, I'd cut him some slack.

      Thing is, folks like him probably celebrate AIDS and call it God's wrath on the unclean or something.

    29. Re:It's not completely their fault by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation financials? They are in the public record.

      What you will find is that B&MGF has consistently given away 5% of the previous end of year assets, while their return on investments (ROI) has been reasonably good for a conservative investment strategy at 8% to 20% per year.

      In short, B&MGF has given nothing away: it makes more money than it dispenses. Its primary purpose is to take advantage of US federal tax laws.

    30. Re:It's not completely their fault by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Flat-out fraud ("sure, IBM, I have an OS I can sell you")

      I've never really understood this claim. To me, "fraud" is taking people's money and then not giving them what you had agreed to give them. As far as I know, IBM has never complained that they didn't get the operating system they were promised.
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    31. Re:It's not completely their fault by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, IBM has never complained that they didn't get the operating system they were promised.

      For a parallel, see check kiting. Banks don't particularly like it when you make promises in hopes of being able to keep them.

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    32. Re:It's not completely their fault by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      one of the world's richest men can take the billions he has personally earned as the Former CEO of one of the most successfull software companies in the world and give it away to save lives and fight HIV/AIDS and a host of other diseases that kill millions of children each year...and be called "evil".

      Robber barons often turn to charity once they've robbed, cheated, and basely schemed their way into riches. Maybe out of guilt, maybe out of egoism.

      If a hitman makes contributions to charity with the money he earns, does that change the evil nature of his murders?

      Now I do believe in redemption, that a person can change. That hitman could become a good person, could forswear ever killing again and work for good. Fine. But keeping up the misdeeds while giving to charity does not indicate that a person has repented and changed their ways.

      Of course Gate's crimes are not like those of the hitman. He's inconvenienced millions and ruined thousands, but not - to my knowledge - directly killed anyone. But that doesn't charge the argument about crime and charity.

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    33. Re:It's not completely their fault by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates also invests his humanitarian aid money in companies that are carpeting african villages in ash, thereby increasing cancer.

      So he's expressing two opposing forces. But still, OP was pointing out a logical fallacy by presenting an extreme.

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    34. Re:It's not completely their fault by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It also depends on what you mean by 'giving.' To me, a gift is something that comes without conditions - something that requires you to give something in return is a 'sale.' If an organisation offers millions of dollars in vaccines to a country, with the small provision that they sign up to certain international IP treaties then it seems like a really good deal. Coincidentally, it does a lot for Microsoft's bottom line.

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    35. Re:It's not completely their fault by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the question isn't it. How bad is the previous stuff? Are you truly repentant for what you previously did?

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    36. Re:It's not completely their fault by DesScorp · · Score: 0

      "Monopoly abuse ("that's a nice little program you've got there, Stac...")

      If I hear one more Slashdot poster frothing at the mouth with "He's a convicted monopolist!!!"...

      Slashdotters are a funny bunch. By and large they laugh at the very notion of copyright, but at the same time seem to think monopoly = genocide or something. Many throw the words "convicted monopolist!" around as if it were the moral equivilant of murder or worse. Priorities here can be pretty skewed. And for those of you forever holding Microsoft guilty for monopoly, do you watch MLB baseball games? The NFL? Do you avoid any products made with metals from US Steel? Do you demand that your local farmer not use seeds from Monsanto? Just how far does your moral outrage go?

      "Running competitors into the ground (no, that's not business as usual)"

      But it IS business as usual for the most part. The whole idea of competing in business is to get the customer to buy your product, not the other guy's. Netscape didn't die because of any conspiracy. They died because the software business evolved quickly, and many products that were sold individually at great cost came to be available cheaply or free in just a few years. Remember when things like HTML editors cost a lot of money? Whether Microsoft plays "fair" is basically a matter of opinion outside of the court system. Is Apple guilty of "strangling their competitors" because they make their own browser and bundle it? Microsoft never prevented people from installing a third party browser. They never prevented anyone from installing WordPerfect or Lotus Notes. Microsoft never held a gun to the heads of IT departments and made them buy NT instead of NetWare. People bought these things because they thought it was the best purchasing decisions.

      "Raw hypocrisy ("Open Source is Evil. Just don't look at ftp.exe.")"

      Is Microsoft the only company that you hold in contempt for "raw hypocrisy"? Apple ripped off Xerox. The BSD people were sued because they basically cut and pasted a bunch of AT&T code. Steve Jobs said it best. "Great companies steal". It's not like Microsoft invented it.

      "Flat-out fraud ("sure, IBM, I have an OS I can sell you")"

      This has to be the worst, most whiny of charges. Please. In business history, it was one of the most brilliant bluffs of all time. The guy bluffed IBM. And it led to a multi-billion dollar empire. You're extremely naive if you don't think this kind of bluffing goes on all the time. Fortunes are made and lost by it.

      "The guy's an ass who's held computing back for the last 25 years through actions that'd get you and me imprisoned, or at least run out of business."

      Held it back how? He's certainly altered the course of computing, but held it back? Specifically how? Microsoft, whether you like their products or not, is more responsible for ubiquitous computer use by average people than by any other company. I think what you meant to say was "My preferred platform didn't win, so I'm gonna take my ball and go home".

      "By your logic, it doesn't matter how he got his wealth as long as he gives a little bit away. Well, nuts to that. Warren Buffett's doing pretty OK for himself and I'm unaware of any similar allegations against him."

      And yet that same man, Buffett, holds Gates in such high regards, he's donated almost his entire fortune to the Gates Foundation. By most accounts, he's Bill Gates best friend. Buffett certainly doesn't seem to think Gates is evil.

      "It's OK that Bill's fake-donating money to charity, but he's still an ass."

      I think if anyone has demonstrated that they're an ass, it's you. You post a petty, jealous tirade, and insinuate that Gates is evil because, lets get down to it, you're pissed that Microsoft is the dominant company in computing. Calling Gates evil isn't just silly, its a shame on your part. Evil? Sir, if you think the guy that ran Microsoft is evil, then you have no idea what the word really mea

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    37. Re:It's not completely their fault by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Are you fucking serious? Osama Bin Laden KILLS PEOPLE."

      OBL has done more than that, which is why he and AQ have supporters. When we understand that we can fight folks like him more effectively.

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    38. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you fucking serious? Osama Bin Laden KILLS PEOPLE.

      How fucking out of touch do you have to be to compare Bill Gates to Osama Bin Laden?

      Havne't you ever seen AntiTrust? Duh

    39. Re:It's not completely their fault by pdusen · · Score: 1

      True, I just think it was ludicrous for that guy to try and compare the former CEO of a company with someone responsible for the deaths of thousands.

    40. Re:It's not completely their fault by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      For a parallel, see check kiting [wikipedia.org]. Banks don't particularly like it when you make promises in hopes of being able to keep them.

      I admit, it's kind of a grey area. Practically speaking, banks don't particularly like it when you don't keep your promise. These days a lot of merchants and banks and whatnot investigate your financial situation before accepting your check, to make sure you're in the clear.

      I'm not sure whether or not IBM exercised this kind of oversight when making their agreement with Gates, but in the event, they got what they were promised.

      I am, however, willing to stipulate that Gates convinced them to agree to the deal on false pretenses, and that technically this is fraud.

      I just don't see it as a significant instance of evilness. Clever? Yes. Ballsy? Yes. Unethical? Probably. Fraudulent? Probably. True Evil? Not so much.
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    41. Re:It's not completely their fault by schnell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Take a good long look at what the that foundation donates. a decent percentage of it is is windows software which costs bill G nothing to make another million copies of. He then writes off the full retail (not OEM, but retail) value of the software. As if someone was buying boxed copies of the software.

      I have a long and proud history of Microsoft-bashing, but you've been modded +5 Insightful (as of when I write this) by alleging some really nasty things without a source. This is a very serious suggestion - you're basically saying that Bill Gates's foundation engages in tax fraud. Also - Bill Gates doesn't own Windows, Microsoft does. Maybe he gets a discount, but it certainly wouldn't be free as you suggest. Do you have a source or documentation for this?

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    42. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't quite understand this view that violating competition laws/regulations is somehow evil. At least here in Europe, firms violate competition policy all the time, and the executives often just see it as part of their job. Firms like Microsoft only stand out because they're so big.

      In studying this topic at university, I've learnt that a lot of executives are willing to engage in the most serious violations of competition law, meaning things that will definitely get them sacked if they're caught (i.e. more serious than anything Bill Gates ever did). From their point of view, they're maximising the profit for the shareholders who employ them, and consider the probability of being caught and sacked as just part of the equation. The ones who do get caught usually pop up somewhere else right away too, because they're seen to have done their job (maximising shareholder wealth), even if it involved a bit of illegal activity.

      To most people, it's not such a serious thing either, especially compared to 'real' crime. I can say for myself, that if for example some executives collude, and illegally extract some of my consumer surplus by charging higher prices, I'm less bothered by that than if someone takes my beer or cigarettes when I go out. Of course I don't like it, and I would never do it (even though some competition policies actually makes society worse off overall), but at the worst it's like people who steal a small amount from a lot of bank accounts and get rich. They should be punished, but they're not really evil.

    43. Re:It's not completely their fault by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Please see Dark Cloud Over Good Works of Gates Foundation (story link)

      Bill Gates is not a good guy. Even if you could measure such things mathematically, in the balance, he's still not a good guy.

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    44. Re:It's not completely their fault by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      If he were truly evil, he would do what Steve Jobs does and give NONE of his money away to charity. It would save Gates billions of $ that he could spend on hats instead of actually helping people.

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    45. Re:It's not completely their fault by CloudyPrison · · Score: 1

      It's quite simple: He has what I want, and I can't repeat what he did very easily...HE'S EVIL! I guarantee you this is how witch burning came into existence. He has a hot wife and I can't have her, then NOBODY WILL, BURN HER!

    46. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How fucking out of touch do you have to be to compare Bill Gates to Osama Bin Laden?

      In fact this people were compared long ago in a joke I heard in previous century.

      In a room there are Saddam, Osama and Bill. You have a pistol with 2 shots. What can you do with this for maximum benefit to the humanity?

      Correct answer was: shoot Bill twice.
    47. Re:It's not completely their fault by HobophobE · · Score: 1

      And for those of you forever holding Microsoft guilty for monopoly, do you watch MLB baseball games? The NFL? Do you avoid any products made with metals from US Steel? Do you demand that your local farmer not use seeds from Monsanto? Just how far does your moral outrage go?


      I don't watch MLB, NFL. I (probably) buy some products that contain US Steel. I (probably) buy/consume some foods that contains Frankenfood.

      Hardly the point. The point is that capitalism functions best under certain conditions. When a company actively works to undermine those conditions it creates an imbalance in the market which is bad for us all.

      Whether Microsoft plays "fair" is basically a matter of opinion outside of the court system.


      This is equivalent to saying that it is ethical to commit murder, in cold blood, over skittles, if you do not get caught. It doesn't work that way, son. The court does not have a monopoly on facts. A thing can be factual without a court even existing. That includes fairness.

      Held it back how?


      That's one of the problems with monopolists in creative fields. For example if only one plant could produce the color red and all paint had to be made from that plant and it was all produced by some company. That company might effectively try to control what got painted with red paint. Thus, the painting industry would be held back by the business concerns.

      In the case of Microsoft they have a lot of leverage over the hardware manufacturers, OEMs, other software firms, and the like. They use that leverage to, for example, ensure that OOXML passes ISO.

      Look at Auschwitz, Rwanda, Pol Pot's killing fields, Mao and Stalin's famines and purges. Look at Kristalnacht, Oklahoma City, and the Twin Towers.


      I've got news for you, son. Dictators are businessmen. They just tend to use torture, death, starvation, and other similarly cruel methods instead of mere purse strings.

      As to whether Gates is evil, that's a separate matter. It's one that the post you're replying to did not claim.

      If you'll notice that poster put "evil" in "quotation marks" meaning 'this word has been used but I'm choosing not to take ownership of that.' Instead he/she simply supplied the typical arguments that are used and called Gates an ass.

      But, since you brought it up, just because I walked up to a toddler and stole his candy instead of throttling him doesn't mean I'm not evil. That is, more extreme instances of evil do not make lesser forms cease to be evil.

      I don't see Gates or Microsoft as evil, either. I see the company as one that had and has a great deal of potential to make peoples' lives better and yet does not deliver to the level I'd like to see. I see Gates in much the same way. That's not evil, that's just inadequate.
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    48. Re:It's not completely their fault by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I don't quite understand this view that violating competition laws/regulations is somehow evil. At least here in Europe, firms violate competition policy all the time, and the executives often just see it as part of their job. Firms like Microsoft only stand out because they're so big. Morality is like that. Not everyone has the same principles. The executives obviously have no moral issue with these actions. Others do. Whether they are "evil" actions depends on your point of view.

      One side comment - I occasionally make the claim that Microsoft (and associated officers) are "evil." Usually its a reference to intentional incompatibilities in Microsoft products. In my mind, that is the usual kind of evil that Microsoft does. I don't expect that everyone would agree with me.

      One final comment - you're stuck on this concept that small infractions aren't "evil". This isn't the case. Evil is not an absolute. Maybe I didn't stress that enough in my post. A minor infraction can still be evil even if it doesn't measure up in any way, shape, or form to a more serious act of depravity. A lesser evil is still evil.

    49. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL evil is as evil does. Now make a complete *sshole of yourself by asking what evil MS ever did.

    50. Re:It's not completely their fault by kelnos · · Score: 1

      No, he wasn't. He was pointing out that doing good deeds does not automatically undo previous bad deeds. The severity of those bad deeds are irrelevant to the discussion at hand. Any analogy is going to be flawed in some way. Attack the ideas, not the manner in which they're presented (it's hard, sometimes, I admit).

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    51. Re:It's not completely their fault by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of "evil." I'd consider someone devoid of ethics to be evil. Of course, my definition of ethical behavior is just as subjective as the next guy's...

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    52. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morality is like that. Not everyone has the same principles. The executives obviously have no moral issue with these actions. Others do. Whether they are "evil" actions depends on your point of view.

      When you say 'evil', it implies a different degree to something that's only 'immoral', because 'evil' can also mean such things as 'cruel' or 'extremely unpleasant'. Such implications are important to word choices.

      In the 1990s, Helmut Kohl accepted illegal political contributions, which was certainly immoral. Was it evil? There's no way I would say so. There are evil people, but not everyone who has done something they know is immoral, which is I would say is in fact everyone with a normally functioning brain, is evil.

      One side comment - I occasionally make the claim that Microsoft (and associated officers) are "evil." Usually its a reference to intentional incompatibilities in Microsoft products. In my mind, that is the usual kind of evil that Microsoft does. I don't expect that everyone would agree with me.

      I don't expect so either, and I don't think that's evil, or even necessarily immoral.

      One final comment - you're stuck on this concept that small infractions aren't "evil". This isn't the case. Evil is not an absolute. Maybe I didn't stress that enough in my post. A minor infraction can still be evil even if it doesn't measure up in any way, shape, or form to a more serious act of depravity. A lesser evil is still evil.

      Well, that was my first post on this topic, so I don't know if I'm stuck. I would say that 'evil' is stronger to me than 'immoral'. What the government of Burma is doing is evil, but some executive breaking competition rules? No. Both are immoral, but the difference in degree is enormous.
    53. Re:It's not completely their fault by pdusen · · Score: 1

      And I'm pointing out that the severity of the bad deeds is NOT irrelevant. That is what determines whether or not they can be forgiven. It's not a black-and-white choice.

    54. Re:It's not completely their fault by rtechie · · Score: 1
      So, in other words, he got his money by engaging in standard business practices.

      Virtually every major software company has done this crap, many of them worse. Sun, Apple, Adobe, Oracle... pick a vendor and I can come up with some illegal or "unethical" conduct. So what? They are not vilified the way Bill Gates and Microsoft are. Apple, for example, has done EXACTLY the same things
      • Monopoly abuse (what other players can you use with iTunes?)
      • Running competitors into the ground (what happened to the Apple clone vendors?)
      • Raw hypocrisy ("Intel is evil!")
      • Flat-out fraud ("iTunes will only work on MacOS!")


    55. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of bullshit. I personally hate Microsoft's past antics; but as a person mr. Gates actually does lots of good. Besides, he does not own Microsoft to the degree he could just print free copies of Windows (etc). His charities, if they are handing those, have to buy them, and it's most likely because he (and foundation) consider copies to be useful. You may disagree with that, but claiming it is due to maliciousness tells more about you than Bill.

    56. Re:It's not completely their fault by killjoe · · Score: 1

      You completely missed my point but I would not expect anything different from a guy who feels a compulsion to defend a corporation from people who say bad things about it. It's a fucking corporation. Don't get your panties in a wad OK.

      Anyway.....

      What separates humans from animals is the ability to transmit information from one person to the next and from one generation to the next.

      MS and Bill Gates have been fighting very very hard to try and prevent the propagation of information by pushing for and constantly trying to improve DRM.

      In a very real way Bill Gates is attacking what it means to be a human being.

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    57. Re:It's not completely their fault by peragrin · · Score: 1

      your quite right that shouldn't have been modded +5 but the source is in the fine print of most of the major press releases.

      Yes They do do cash donations to AIDS, Cancer research. If you read the fine print of Donations of the foundation to public schools, libraries, etc it is only in software and maybe a little in hardware.

      As for being legal i am sure MSFT either a) donates the software to the foundation, or b) charges $0.01 per copy. I can see B as many companies do such things to get their name out, and it's random good will. It's not like it costs MSFT a whole lot of money, even if they are sending CD's with stickers.

      I will gladly admit MSFT does do some good. They were at the right place to drive down the costs of PC's. They put a semi standarde interface on everything to ease transitions. The problem is now the software for the OS costs more than the hardware.

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    58. Re:It's not completely their fault by Esperi · · Score: 1

      Thing is, folks like him probably celebrate AIDS and call it God's wrath on the unclean or something.

      I think you're getting mixed up with Gerry Falwell (an equally evil, religious nut) who once said "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals, it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."
    59. Re:It's not completely their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So people are now evil for hypocrisy or over-competing. I've only ever heard such a lame argument on slashdot.

    60. Re:It's not completely their fault by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      Aside from the fact that "But everyone else is doing it!" isn't really a great excuse for anyone over the age of five:

      Monopoly abuse (what other players can you use with iTunes?)

      Microsoft has been found guilty of abusing its monopoly position in a court of law. Apple hasn't even been indicted.

      Running competitors into the ground (what happened to the Apple clone vendors?)

      What happened is their contracts expired and Apple declined to renew them. Equating that to the myriad dirty tricks Microsoft has employed is disingenuous at best.

      Raw hypocrisy ("Intel is evil!")

      Now you're just making shit up. Hey, that's fun! "Hitler is my personal hero." -rtechie

      Flat-out fraud ("iTunes will only work on MacOS!")

      Again, citation needed.

      Even if we accept your premise that MS has been unfairly lambasted for actions that go unremarked upon when performed by other companies, the correct answer is to extend criticisms to those other companies as well, not to give MS a free pass. People get away with murder all the time, but we don't use that as a justification for murder.

    61. Re:It's not completely their fault by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Those donations are a percentage of the tax Microsoft should have been paying if they weren't gaming tax laws.

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    62. Re:It's not completely their fault by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has been found guilty of abusing its monopoly position in a court of law. Apple hasn't even been indicted. Just because a court ruled on it doesn't make it right. Are the cops who shot Sean Bell and beat Rodney King innocent? A court said they were, so they must be. The antitrust case against MS was basically bogus because it was perversely claimed that normal business practices suddenly because illegal ONLY when Microsoft did them. I worked for Netscape and I can assure your that Netscape ran THEMSELVES into the ground, they didn't need any help from MS.

      ("Intel is evil!") Now you're just making shit up. So I'm making up the term "Wintel"? I'm making up all of the advertising and marketing Apple put out claiming the PowerPC architecture of the Mac was superior to the Intel architecture of Windows machines? I must have been living in a parallel universe for the last 15 years.

      Again, citation needed. I can't cite internal contracts between Apple and major record labels. Nor can a present a recording of Apple representatives making these assertions to record executives. But it happened. When companies (like Apple) break contracts they tend not to leave a paper trail.

      The genesis of this is that Apple agreed before iTunes was created that the iPod, iTunes, and most importantly, Protected AAC would work ONLY on MacOS (originally, 9). The argument was that even if the protection was cracked, piracy would not be a problem because the iPod, etc. only worked with Mac which were/are very unpopular. They used this argument to get major label music far ahead of other music stores.

      Let me ask you a question: Why do you think HP was selling iPods for Windows (back in the day) long before Apple did? And why did Apple "lend" HP engineers to port iTunes and also agree to do ALL of the design work, packaging, fulfillment, etc. as well. HP actually had NOTHING to do with the "HP iPods". Why do you think this happened? It's because "HP" could produce iPods for Windows without breaking the deal between Apple and the major labels.

      How can Apple make Windows iPods now? The exclusivity contract expired. A long time ago. But by then the labels we seeing significant revenue off iTunes and didn't want to risk cutting Apple off out of spite. So they just won't give Apple any special deals anymore, that's why everyone else (Walmart, Amazon, Napster, etc.) has a lot more DRM-free music.

    63. Re:It's not completely their fault by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      "Monopoly abuse" and "innocent" are specific legal terms. Like "insane," they may have different meanings in a legal context than in moral, medical, or everyday-language contexts. That's all well understood, but you can't conflate the meanings between contexts just so you can pick and choose which standard you want to run with. Is O.J. Simpson "innocent" because he was cleared in a criminal court, or is he "guilty" because he was found liable in civil court?

      Neither the arguably disparaging neologism "Wintel" nor claims that the PPC architecture was superior to x86, however questionable in hindsight, even remotely translate to "Intel is evil." Asserting that (car analogy alert!) rotary engines are inherently superior to reciprocating-assembly engines cannot reasonably be construed as an assertion that "Volkswagen is evil."

      The rest of your post re: iTunes/iPods is unadulterated speculation. I say this not as an Apple fanboy -- I've never bought anything from iTMS and I never will as long as it's saddled with DRM -- but, y'know, come on. Contracts with record labels are by definition not "internal." Lack of evidence is not in and of itself evidence. You've got nothing here.

      Lastly, I want to thank you for refraining from flameage and instead making a cogent case for your position, even if it is one I happen to disagree with.

    64. Re:It's not completely their fault by pdusen · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize Bill Gates was a corporation. And last I checked, being alive was a really big part of being human.

    65. Re:It's not completely their fault by rtechie · · Score: 1

      "Monopoly abuse" and "innocent" are specific legal terms. They were ruled a "natural monopoly" by the US courts. How you can hold that against MS I have no idea. EU rulings don't count (they're pretty obviously biased).

      The context here isn't legal, but moral. You're MORALLY condemning Microsoft based on evidence like the legal case against them. I'm attacking that evidence, arguing the case against them was essentially bogus so they did nothing "morally wrong". What I'm saying is that the whole concept of "tying" is nonsense in the context of web browsers and desktop operating systems. Bundling apps is perfectly legal, even for a supposed "monopoly".

      I'm sure I can dredge up rulings against Apple on consumer protection issues (like the iPod battery lawsuit), but I don't think that proves anything either.

      claims that the PPC architecture was superior to x86, however questionable in hindsight, even remotely translate to "Intel is evil." Apple, in various ways, claimed that Intel processors were technically inferior to PowerPC and that Intel was "immoral" (I don't know the exact words) because they had a "monopoly" on desktop processors. This was in advertising and straight from the horse's mouth (Jobs). This is hypocrisy/fraud because Apple has now adopted Intel processors.

      In fact, virtually ever reviewer agrees that Apple engaged in outright fraud, or at best "misled", when presenting benchmarks for the G4 and G5 processors to give the false impression they were comparable to then-current Intel and AMD processors. They were not.

      The rest of your post re: iTunes/iPods is unadulterated speculation. No it's not. I personally know this is what happened (more or less). I just can't prove it. You don't have to take my word for it.

      Contracts with record labels are by definition not "internal."

      Find them. I've looked and I've discovered that the entire contents of these contracts are considered "trade secrets" by both Apple and the label(s). I haven't tried from the label side, but from Apple's side.

  2. Next up by Mr+Z · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cue Shatner screaming "Icaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!"

  3. In other news.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... having boatloads of cash doesn't make you smart. Icahn is an idiot if he believes that a) Yahoo and MS can merge peacefully, and b) Yahoo brings anything other than a brand to MS. MS doesn't want anything other than Yahoo email users, Yahoo portal users and Yahoo search engine users. Note to MS: users come and go. You tried it before with various other web companies, and it didn't work then. It won't work now.

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    1. Re:In other news.... by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You really think he's that stupid?

      I don't think Icahn actually believes what he is claiming. He's just claiming it so that he can make even more boatloads of cash.

      The Yahoo deal would have made a lot of people like Icahn richer. They take the profits, run and do they really care what happens to Yahoo? No they don't.

      If you think the deal doesn't make sense, then the people who should worry should be the people owning Microsoft shares.

      The founders of Yahoo may not like their baby being destroyed in the long run, but that's what happens when you take a company public - it's no longer 100% in your hands.

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    2. Re:In other news.... by William+Robinson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Agreed every bit of it. And I have posted similar views earlier that M$ is gonna gain nothing except killing a good company, similar to Hotmail.

      However, I do not agree that Icahn is an idiot. For him (and other investors) this is probably a lifetime opportunity to make money, for which they have invested in Yahoo. Their interest is in making money in the first place.

      Brilliant idea. Why not we conspire against M$? Let them take over yahoo, and we all switch to some other portal, say xyz. Then M$ will spend millions to take over that. And again we switch. Again M$....again switch...and one day M$ gives up....:-D

    3. Re:In other news.... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Icahn is not an idiot. He and other investors don't give a damn to what happens to Microsoft or Yahoo afterwards. What they know is that if MS and Yahoo do merge, they get over $30 for each share that they bought for under $20. Instant profit!

    4. Re:In other news.... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      And meanwhile, people get fired, services suck even more (inverse synergy!) and company owners abuse their customers. Way to go, Icahn! You've just become rich by making millions of people more miserable!

    5. Re:In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You've just become rich by making millions of people more miserable! That's the very backbone of capitalism friend. This isn't a touchy-feely world full of flowers and lollypops. When you are an investor it is your job to make money, period.
    6. Re:In other news.... by pla · · Score: 1

      having boatloads of cash doesn't make you smart. Icahn is an idiot if he believes that a) Yahoo and MS can merge peacefully, and b) Yahoo brings anything other than a brand to MS.

      This has nothing to do with "smart". Microsoft's offer would have seen Yahoo shareholders make 72% of their investment overnight. If they believed in the merger, they could hold on for an intereseting ride. If not, they could cash out and smile at having nearly doubled their money. I don't believe Icahn has actually claimed the merger would do Yahoo any good, only that rejecting it borders on a violation of shareholder trust.


      As an aside, where did the nice, non-sucky "old form" go for writing replies? This ajaxified BS really really bites the big one, and now Slashdot plans to make it the only option? WTF, editors? Trying to cut down on the number of posts by making it harder to do so? Perhaps it works better in MSIE, but in Firefox, I lose my cursor after the first preview, and the size of this damned little edit box reminds me of posting back in the days of 800x600. Ugh. WE DON'T LIKE, FIX!

    7. Re:In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you know anything about Icahn's history you know he could not give a rats nads about whether Yahoo and MS will succeed. What he does is find situations where management are acting against shareholder value and then he takes over and makes the company change to improve shareholders returns. Often these are short term . The idea being that investors get their money out of what has been a total dog and get out with a profit. Then they can go invest elsewhere.

      Yahoo is a dog. An ugly one at that. The fact is the sale to MS allows investors to get out with some profit and put their money somewhere else.

    8. Re:In other news.... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Then M$ will spend millions to take over that. And again we switch. Again M$....again switch...and one day M$ gives up....:-D There are only so many half-decent portals in the world. One day, MS would own 95% of the market.

      Every /.'er using some other lesser-known portal wouldn't significantly change that number.
    9. Re:In other news.... by maxume · · Score: 1

      He is already massively wealthy.

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    10. Re:In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Icahn doesn't care about a) or B). He wants to force the board out, replace it with his board, and sell Yahoo to MS. It make a nice large profit (To add to his billions). Sounds very smart to me.

    11. Re:In other news.... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I'm running Opera, and I don't believe I've ever seen the new form.

      What's more disturbing is... my popup blocker occasionally catches surveys popping up on Slashdot. Yeah, seriously.

    12. Re:In other news.... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      In an offtopic reply to your aside, middle-click the "Reply to This" button to open the old form in a new tab.

      Also, the new look doesn't work any better in MSIE. Comment text flows over the top navigation bar when you scroll, the new reply form only opens about one try in five, and when there are a lot of comments all the AJAXy stuff bogs down IE to the point where I've had to ctrl+alt+del into the task manager and kill it several times. Lame. And somehow the IT staff here just don't take my "Please install firefox so I can read slashdot painlessly" helpdesk tickets seriously.

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    13. Re:In other news.... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you are a human being, it is your responsibility to act in an ethical and moral fashion, period.

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    14. Re:In other news.... by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're exactly right. Icahn is nothing more than a corporate raider- he buys just enough shares of a company to get a controlling state so that he could suck the company dry. He pretty much single-handedly destroyed TWA (IIRC, the biggest airline in the 80s) in the late 80s/early 90s by selling off its most profitable ventures. By the time TWA could oust him, the damage had already be done, and they went bankrupt.

      He recently tried to do the same thing to Motorola (disclaimer- I'm a current shareholder of MOT, and despise him) before the shareholder vote kept him out of the board- he still sued the company to force Motorola to sell its mobile business so he can cash out quickly.

      Interestingly, he owns a hefty stake of Take Two. He may try the same shit if EA comes back with a bigger offer.

      He has no other vision than seeing dollar signs as quick as possible (at any cost) and doesn't care any about the long-term health of the companies he plunders. Thousands have lost their jobs and even more small-time retail investors have been trampled on by him.

      He's the worst kind of trader. In fact, I welcome short hedges more than seeing him scoop up shares of companies that I have positions in.

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    15. Re:In other news.... by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, capitalism doesn't actually require you to be a human in order to be an investor.

      Corporations are legal entities unto themselves and can act in the roll of an investor. Guys like Icahn are surrounded by shell companies and other financial instruments which act as a buffer between he and the market. Icahn can act morally, immorally, in anywhere in between, and the shell company buffer he has set up is going to translate his actions and decisions into amoral financial processes. You can be sure that Icahn doesn't invest his own money directly into these projects. He's going to protect himself from liability by having a corporation he controls do the investments for him.

      So, while Carl Icahn may have a responsibility to act in an ethical and moral fashion, the corporation he controls is only concerned about making money. Icahn may have a responsibility to act morally, but his corporation doesn't.

    16. Re:In other news.... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "When you are a human being, it is your responsibility to act in an ethical and moral fashion, period."

      Nice try, but which ethics and what morals?

      Do logically demonstrate our "responsibility" to a moral and ethical view. Some views consider it ethical and moral to kill apostates, preform clitoridectomies on children, enslave those of different religions, and so forth. Ethics and morality are situational, like it or not.

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    17. Re:In other news.... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So are you trying to assert there's some sort of moral structure where rapacious capitalism is acceptable? Where it's OK to do a pump-and-dump stock scheme, and the suckers left holding the bag deserve to have their money stolen?

      Because I'd love to hear the argument.

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    18. Re:In other news.... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      My argument is that ethics morals are merely constructs of preference.

      "So are you trying to assert there's some sort of moral structure where rapacious capitalism is acceptable?"

      Rapacious capitalists obviously have a moral structure where it is not only acceptable but a desirable state of affairs. That proves such a moral structure exists. There are plenty of alternate structures if you don't prefer that one.

      I do not "prefer" rapacious capitalism, but I'm honest enough to admit my preferences reflect that I'm not in a position to benefit from it.

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    19. Re:In other news.... by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Icahn is an idiot if he believes that a) Yahoo and MS can merge peacefully, and b) Yahoo brings anything other than a brand to MS.

      It doesn't matter whether that happens. If the merger can work, then MS will make a lot of money off of it. If the merger can't work, then MS will lose a lot of money off of it. But either way, the shareholders of Yahoo receive 172% of the previous value of their shares. The Yahoo board, being stewards of the shareholders' investments, should act in the interest of the shareholders. And it's really hard for me to see how a guaranteed and instantaneous 72% increase in the value of an investment could be a bad deal.

      Instead, the board is opposing the merger because they would rather screw their shareholders than lose their cushy jobs. It's unjustifiable, and the shareholders are completely justified in firing the bastards and installing people who will better respect the shareholders' investment. Icahn is just facilitating that transition.

    20. Re:In other news.... by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Says who? (Not that I completely disagree with you...)

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    21. Re:In other news.... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I believe there is no such moral structure. Stealing is amoral. Deceit is amoral. Depriving a person of wealth by deceit is amoral.

      I'm not philosopher enough to assert a Universal Moral Theorem, but I am human enough to know something that's wrong when I see it. And lying to Yahoo stockholders to create a short-term bubble to cash in on is wrong.

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    22. Re:In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. When you are a moron, it is your job to make moronic comments, period.

    23. Re:In other news.... by Moofie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Says me. And says anybody else who wishes to live in a civil society.

      If you don't like it, feel free to let me murder you.

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    24. Re:In other news.... by kelnos · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see you try ^_~.

      Sorry, but I just don't buy it. Your morals and ethics aren't necessarily everyone's, though I'm sure there's a lot of common ground.

      Back to the actual point... Icahn may be a greedy bastard, but who's to say Yahoo's board *doesn't* need to be shaken up? Seems like Yang has been acting unilaterally without the support of his shareholders. Whether or not you or I -- or, to an extent, Jerry Yang -- think a merger with Microsoft would be good or bad for the company isn't particularly relevant. If the majority of the shareholders do, they have the legal standing to change things to make it happen (assuming MS is still interested).

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    25. Re:In other news.... by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      What defines shareholders' interests? Suppose every investor decides he wants a pony, RIGHT NOW! Is Yahoo obligated to liquidate all its assets to provide ponies to its shareholders? Perhaps so, but I'd call that a market failure.

      Maybe I'm being idealistic, but it seems to me that a board of directors ought to act primarily in the company's best interests, and shareholder value will follow. Day-trading and speculation are probably uncurable diseases, but that's no reason to encourage them.

    26. Re:In other news.... by Moofie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My point about murdering wasn't that I wanted to murder you, but that in a civil society we DO have a framework of shared values, where murdering (and, I assert, fraud and stealing) are wrong.

      I'm not questioning Icahn's right to make whatever argument he wants. I'm questioning his credibility and integrity. I think he's defrauding the shareholders, and I think that's wrong.

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  4. Addendum: by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not even convinced that this is a legitimate play by Icahn to make MS/Yahoo be more competitive with Google. If I'd have a billion dollars to invest, and I'd know that a merger would pump a company's stock price by 72%, I'd try to buy enough influence to make that happen. Icahn would make out like a bandit even if MS/Yahoo go down in flames the day after the deal is signed.

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    1. Re:Addendum: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Welcome to Stock Market 101!

      Who cares if the resulting Conglom-O tanks? It's all about the Benji's when you're talking that kind of scratch.

      (Personal aside: It's sad when us poor saps see past the influx of cash and rationally evaluate the culture of both the companies and the market and realize that such a proposition would be a hands down mess, while the big bucks players wash their eyeballs of the whole situation).

    2. Re:Addendum: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So in the end Icahn is kinda smart if it takes you 6 minutes to figure out his plan.

    3. Re:Addendum: by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Investors like Icahn ironically don't give a fuck about ethics. That is why they flock to the likes of Microsoft.

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    4. Re:Addendum: by the100rabh · · Score: 1, Insightful

      why should he....he stands to become obscenely rich on buyout by MS....he is the one still purchasing Yahoo at a discount

    5. Re:Addendum: by notjim · · Score: 1

      Also, of course, he only bought his shares after the offer was rejected.

    6. Re:Addendum: by EMCEngineer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would hesitate to call Icahn an investor. Here is is little more than a plunderer, attempting to force yahoo into a deal that gives him a short term financial gain. Unfortunately, that's the definition of investor on Wall Street.

      What happened to long term investments? What happened to looking past next quarters' profits? Many people on Slashdot and other places rail against corporations, and yet ignore the root cause of these issues. Sure some corporations are doing nothing but grasping for every last dime. But many are also being pushed by their shareholders to ALWAYS increase profitability, dividends, and share price.

      There was talk about Yahoo shareholders suing the board for blocking the merger. People that have no idea about the operation of the business, and with no other reason that profit, want to tell the board what to do. I will admit that Yahoo's board have financial incentives to not accept the merger. At the same time I think it is asinine that lawsuits are brought over strategic decisions.

    7. Re:Addendum: by JWW · · Score: 1

      I think you're completely right. Icahn could care less about whether Yahoo survives this merger, he just wants to make money.

      I guess that means that he's not an idiot, hes just a greedy evil bastard.

    8. Re:Addendum: by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I would hesitate to call Icahn an investor. Here is is little more than a plunderer, attempting to force yahoo into a deal that gives him a short term financial gain. Unfortunately, that's the definition of investor on Wall Street. I understand, and generally agree with, what you're saying. But I can't help to note that investors have a long tradition of plunder. :)
    9. Re:Addendum: by dmadzak · · Score: 1

      Interesting, we are hearing that Yahoo is old news and getting its lunch eaten by Google and in the other breath that people want to plunder it for short term value. Which is it? My thoughts are this: Remember the stock market goes up over time and individual stocks are a crap shoot at best. If I was a Yahoo stock holder, I'd be pissed the merger didn't go through. A 70+% almost overnight gain, why pass it up. Its money in the bank.

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    10. Re:Addendum: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Well obviously, his fight is already increasing the stock price. He is an investor so by definition he wants to make money. I mean there are three choices when you *buy* Yahoo stock.

      #1 make money
      #2 make zero money
      #3 lose money

      Currently I'd say #2 is unlikely statisically, and due to market sentiments. That leaves #1 and #3, and I don't think he is interested in #3

    11. Re:Addendum: by Dilaudid · · Score: 1
      Of course it isn't a legitimate play to improve MS/Yahoo. He recognises that MS is a piece of shit run by morons, but that it has a lot of cash. He wants to get rich by buying yahoo shares at $26 and selling them to MSFT at >$26.

      He doesn't whether MS fuck up Yahoo or Yahoo fucks up Yahoo - it probably just makes him sick to his stomach to see Yang behaving as though he owns a company that he's already sold for a fat sum, and pissing away his shareholders money in the process.

  5. Money slaves.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative


    "I and many of your shareholders strongly believe that a combination between Yahoo and Microsoft would form a dynamic company and more importantly would be a force strong enough to compete with Google on the Internet"

    Right..like they do care about that..they only want to cash out...money slaves.

    1. Re:Money slaves.. by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Right..like they do care about that..they only want to cash out...money slaves. wtf? It's a company and they are investors. We're talking business here, not Save the Hungry Homeless Spotted Whale of Peru.
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    2. Re:Money slaves.. by st1d · · Score: 1

      Exactly, it's a business. The problem is, after the merger, either intentionally or through...market forces...it won't be.

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    3. Re:Money slaves.. by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      we're talking social vermin here, the kind that would sell their grandmother.

    4. Re:Money slaves.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't quite agree to this 'We're talking business' here thing.

      Sample Apple stock (pre & post 1998): If you were a stock holder (major, minor) at AAPL(http://finance.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NASDAQ:AAPL), $10 in 1998 would have fetched you 2 stock splits - or about $800 today, roughly.

      Assuming my maths is not all screwed up, that's about 80x times return in 10 years.

      I fail to understand why would somebody not want that kind of return ?

      Its not that appointing a good management team(SJ in this case) and focusing on core markets is something this billionaireCAN can't figure out.

      Again - turning around YHOO is not completely impossible if only it could focus with a better management team and lesser shareholder intervention.

      To think of it, Steve Jobs changed the entire board and brought in Larry Ellison and other people who trusted him - and the result is for all to see. People might call him eccentric or what-not - but in the end, he delivered. And that's what YHOO needs.

      Not this crazy merger with MSFT.
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    5. Re:Money slaves.. by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      No that is not business. Unless you mean that Icahn's business is to invest into companies that are on a verge of being bought by another company and instantly cash out the "dough".

      And I can understand him, he's just trying any way possible to screw as much people as possible, wile walking away with money.

    6. Re:Money slaves.. by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I can understand him, he's just trying any way possible to screw as much people as possible, wile walking away with money. Nearly, but not quite.

      It would be more accurate to say he sees it as a way of making an enormous quantity of money in a very short time. Whether or not that would happen to screw a bunch of people is really not of any consequence to him.
    7. Re:Money slaves.. by ubernostrum · · Score: 1

      We're talking business here

      Well, the original idea of owning shares in a company was that your share was bought at the cost of an investment into the company, and a portion of the company's profits would be paid to you as dividends to provide a return on your investment. This is, theoretically, the way it's still supposed to work.

      What Icahn wants, however, is not to invest in a business and receive a return on that investment through dividends; instead, he wants to run a fly-by-night scheme where he buys a large amount of stock and then quickly sells it off at a large profit to him, personally, with no regard for the continued viability of the company or for return on the investments of other shareholders. As such, his suggestion is not an appropriate course of action for Yahoo, as a business with responsibilities to its investors, to consider.

      Make sense now?

    8. Re:Money slaves.. by Cal+Paterson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heh, you act like the 80x return was 100% certain at the time. If. Only.

    9. Re:Money slaves.. by SerpentMage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really Icahn is the vermin here?

      What about the Yahoo board asking 40 USD? What about Jerry Yang who rejects 33 USD and does not even take that to the board?

      What ICahn is doing is telling Yang to go take a flying leap. I think Icahn is right here.

      Yang let his emotion of hating Microsoft get in his way of business. If Yang had owned 51% of the shares then that is his right. BUT Yang owns about 43 million shares of 1.4 billion. This means he can say squat on what "his" company can or cannot do.

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    10. Re:Money slaves.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rubbish. Most of the major Yahoo shareholders were in favour of a deal, and viewed Yang's rejection of a very favourable deal as a violation of their trust. Most of them also have large holdings of Microsoft, and believe that a merger would create more value than continued independent operation.

      Icahn can only do what he's doing because Yang et al. have so completely screwed over Yahoo's shareholders, apparently to please their own egos, and the shareholders not very pleased about it (to put it mildly). By forcing Yahoo's inept, value-destroying management, who have violated the trust of shareholders, to either reform or face removal, Icahn is helping the market to function.

    11. Re:Money slaves.. by afidel · · Score: 1

      There's isn't room for a 80x return for Yahoo, they are too big for them to grow that much, they would have to be bigger than the entire US economy to be that big. The only way that Yahoo's investors are likely to see anything like a 70% ROI this decade is a buyout.

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    12. Re:Money slaves.. by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      He is a classic asset stripper, uninterested producing healthy companies, only working for short term profit. Microsoft would be the kiss of death for Yahoo. Sure what Icahn does is legal, but it should not be. As long as he and his ilk can make fat campaign contributions, it will likely stay that way.

    13. Re:Money slaves.. by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Sure what Icahn does is legal, but it should not be. As long as he and his ilk can make fat campaign contributions, it will likely stay that way.

      That's kind of like saying that sure, when lions and tigers and bears eat other animals, it's legal, but it shouldn't be. Nice sentiment, but totally unrealistic. The fact of the matter is that carnivores and predators exist. You might not like what they do or how they go about doing it, but they're an important part of any ecosystem. Similarly, Icahn and his ilk play an important part in a capitalistic market. What they do isn't easy, pretty, or glamorous. They basically liquidate companies that are being run poorly, like a cheetah or lion takes down a wildebeest. In doing the difficult deed, they get rewarded generously, and keep the market streamlined and competitive and moving forward.
    14. Re:Money slaves.. by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      He does not buy companies that are about to go bankrupt, just those that are temporarily undervalued. Your "cheetahs and lions" analogy is false. If it were true, no rich man would be able to walk the streets without a private army in tow - just like the bad old days.

      Which is more valuable to society, a low profit company, or an empty building? A worker paying taxes, or a bum claiming benefits?

    15. Re:Money slaves.. by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Right..like they do care about that..they only want to cash out...money slaves. wtf? It's a company and they are investors. We're talking business here, not Save the Hungry Homeless Spotted Whale of Peru.

      Having seen homeless people thriving in their natural environment. I would suggest we get the whale shopping carts to help them survive.

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    16. Re:Money slaves.. by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      If Yang had owned 51% of the shares then that is his right. Even then, in Delaware, majority shareholders, directors, and CEO's all have distinct fiduciary responsibilities to minority shareholders. So even if he owned 51% of the shares, he'd likely still have to get approval for his decision from the majority of the OTHER shareholders or find some other way to cleanse his decision.
    17. Re:Money slaves.. by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Which is more valuable to society, a low profit company, or an empty building? A worker paying taxes, or a bum claiming benefits? It depends on what the money that would be paying to occupy the building or paying the salary of the now-unemployed worker is doing now. It's entirely possible that gutting an underperforming company and putting its money and resources in someone else's hands to do different, better work could easily offset the loss of the business and the people who become unemployed. Not saying it definitely would, but you ignore even the possibility.
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    18. Re:Money slaves.. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Markets are regulated by states so as to provide a happy medium between efficiency and sustainable growth. The sub-prime market for example was allowed to spiral out of control and has dumped sh1t on the world economy - so much so that states have had to buy large chunks of the banking system to prevent meltdown and worldwide economic collapse. You and I will be paying huge chunks of taxes to fund the efficient little buggers who packaged up worthless debt and sold it on in this market for decades. It is debatable whether Ichan and his ilk are also trashing our economies in the interest of their own profit. At some point Governments will squash bugs like him if it becomes obvious that they are more damaging than promoting efficient and effective market transactions. Politicians do not like watching large employers destroyed by greedy people because they have to answer to the swathes of pissed off former employees. Look at the phenomenon of 'anonymous' who have decided through no common political or social association to destroy Scientology because they are obviously obnoxious. No democratic government is going to ignore the possibility that their voters are going to organize against them because the system is so lax that overt injustice is being sanctioned by politicians. Icahn is not unstoppable just because he is doing what the market regulation allows him to do today. He will be called to account eventually if his actions have obviously negative consequences. The ecosystem has a structure which can be changed by politicians. What do you think the G8 has its cosy little chats about? They trade tweaks to the market structure.

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    19. Re:Money slaves.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your mistake is in assuming that Yahoo management are necessarily doing what is best for Yahoo, and that Icahn isn't. If you read the financial press, you'll know that many of Yahoo's largest institutional shareholders, who are in for the long run, think a Microsoft takeover would be better for Yahoo than its continued existence as an independent firm. They may be wrong, but these shareholders don't imagine a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo would destroy the company, they think it would actually make it more competitive against its major rival, Google.

      Yang and the rest of the Yahoo board work for the shareholders, and are supposed to do what is best for the shareholders. However, corporations present a classic principal-agent problem, where management (the agent) act on behalf of the shareholders (the principal), but there are diverging incentives. If what is best for the shareholders is actually for management to give up power and privileges (e.g. by accepting a takeover), then management face a very strong conflict between their own best intersts and the best interests of the shareholders. That is arguably the case here, and Yang et al. have chosen to do what maximises their own power and prestige, rather than what most of the shareholders wanted them to do (at least the big ones who have spoken publicly).

      At the end of the day, if a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo creates a more viable competitor to Google, it will be good for Yahoo and Microsoft shareholders, good for economic efficiency and good for society as a whole. The only ones it won't be good for are Google shareholders, who are likely to see smaller profits because of reduced monopoly power, but as long both Google and Microsoft-Yahoo are operating at efficient scale and there aren't negative externalities from a more oligopolistic market structure (both of these conditions very likely hold), then the overall gains to buyers and Microsoft-Yahoo will be larger than the losses to Google, so society will gain overall.

      Nobody knows for certain if a combination of Microsoft and Yahoo will produce a more viable competitor to Google and increase competition in web search and advertising markets, or if it will end up destroying value. However, a lot of analysts who have studied the matter think the first is what will happen. One way or the other, it's apparently what Yahoo's shareholders wanted, so assuming regulatory approval, it's the course Yahoo's management should have taken. What Icahn is doing is thus helping to remedy a distortion stemming from a principal-agent problem. This is a good thing, whether or not you think Yahoo's shareholders are wrong.

      Personally, I've read enough (mostly in the financial press) to convince me that a combined Microsoft-Yahoo would probably increase competition and economic efficiency in the web search market, so I'm in favour of a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo. If I thought for a minute it would do the opposite, i.e. damage Yahoo and make the web search market less competitive, I would be completely opposed to it. To the extent that Google management have sought to prevent a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo (which you can read about in the Financial Times, for example), they seem to believe it would increase competition too. Are the financial press, major Yahoo shareholders, Microsoft management and Google management all wrong, with only Yang et al. understanding the true situtation? It's possible, but I doubt it.

    20. Re:Money slaves.. by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      That's a sorry excuse for just about any bad behavior you care to engage in. Hey, rapists exist, so rape is okay -- if it weren't me it'd be someone else raping you.

      Lions and tigers don't have a choice; they need to kill to survive, and the ones they cull tend to be the weakest because they're easier to catch. Over time, this increases the overall fitness of both the prey and the predator. Carl Icahn, on the other hand, does what he does by choice. His targets are not the least valuable or least productive or even necessarily the most "poorly run." Remember, he's not trying to buy Yahoo himself, he's trying to sabotage it in order to facilitate its takeover by Microsoft. His kills do nothing to make the corporate ecosystem (as if that were even an appropriate analogy, and as if we didn't develop civilization in order to transcend the law of the jungle rather than rationalize it) better. He's not a lion, he's a parasite.

    21. Re:Money slaves.. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      A very reasoned analysis of the takeover bid situation. For me I guess it all comes down to whether the prediction that Microsoft would make a success of Yahoo is correct. Like most major corporations Microsoft acquires most of its innovation and disruptive businesses from outside. I would be interested in seeing how it thought it could capitalize on the takeover. My fear being that it does not have a big slice of the 'search' market which Google is so pre-eminent in and is just seeking to have a slice of that market. The downside of that would be that Yahoo would be diverted from competing in that market in order to integrate a lot of Microsoft 'product placement' activities. This would probably damage Yahoos competitiveness rather than enhance it. If the shareholders are not getting the value out of Yahoo that they believe is possible then is it not more likely that they would get it by changing the management rather than passing control of it to another business with core skills in a completely different area? Microsoft's business tactics have relied on its monopolistic position in the past and this approach will not succeed against Google because it is Google that has the near monopoly. It is Google that gives away the "free IE browser" these days and takes away the market from other entrants. I suspect that they regard Yahoo as a useful asset as it is in much the same way that Microsoft regards Apple. A competitor that gives the illusion that there is not a monopoly in the market. They would not probably want to prop it up were it a part of Microsoft in the same way that Microsoft does Apple. So Microsoft's take over of Yahoo is not in Google's interests for many reasons. Well it will be interesting to see how it all turns out.

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    22. Re:Money slaves.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the original idea of owning shares in a company was that your share was bought at the cost of an investment into the company, and a portion of the company's profits would be paid to you as dividends to provide a return on your investment.

      That's still how it works. The part you've missed is that investors have expectations about what future dividends will be, which allows them to estimate the discounted present value of these flows, and hence the value of their shares. Different investors have different expectations, and so those who are more pessimistic about future dividends than the market as a whole sell, whilst those who are more optimistic buy. When management pursue policies to maximise value, what they're doing is choosing the policies they expect will lead to the highest level of future dividends (discounted to the present value), which is their responsibility as agents of the shareholders.

      Icahn is buying Yahoo because he thinks it's worth more as part of Microsoft than as an independent entity (or at least he thinks that Microsoft's management think it is), and hence that Microsoft will offer more for it than the value the market would otherwise arrive at, based on aggregate expectations of future dividend flows. Why do Microsoft management think Yahoo's worth more than the market value of expected future dividends? The answer is because they believe a takeover will lead to higher profitability of Yahoo's operations, which means a higher flow to Microsoft than would flow to owners of an independent Yahoo.

      It's a little bit complex, but at the end if the day it's still all about dividends, or more precisely expectations of future dividends (or divisional flows after a takeover). Icahn thinks he's spotted self-interested behaviour by Yahoo management (i.e. a desire to maintain control rather than do their job of maximising value), and is taking advantage of it because he doesn't think shareholders will stand for this abuse of trust (which a number of them have implied, through public criticism of the board).

  6. haha by mytrip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Microsoft does to yahoo what it did to hotmail and other companies, google's number 1 competitor is history.

    I can only imagine what would happen by taking yahoo's infrastructure off free bsd and putting it on windows.

    Google might just be loving this.

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    1. Re:haha by jcr · · Score: 1

      Google might just be loving this.

      Love it or not, I'm sure they're not afraid of it.

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  7. Yahoo! by symbolset · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had given up hope that Microsoft would fire their legendary footgun at a Microwho? deal. I hope they blow all their available cash on this.

    The synergy of this opportunity rivals a .com bubble for the ability to vanquish vast quantities of value.

    Now I can look forward to reading about this in the news.

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    1. Re:Yahoo! by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I agree that I'd like to see Microsoft's cash reserves depleted as much as possible so that the next time the EU fines them $X billion, it'll hurt a lot.

  8. I don't get it. by Coppit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can see how Yahoo would help Microsoft compete with Google. But how does Microsoft help Yahoo?

    1. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you do. You 'get it' perfectly.

      Thats why MicroSoft is trying to buy Yahoo, and Yahoo is telling them to bugger off.

    2. Re:I don't get it. by iMacGuy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't. Yahoo is terrible at everything except being a replacement for MSN Search, and I'd be amazed if MS would actually replace anything with a PHP script. They might have to read its source code! At least I get to hear an entirely new definition of "dynamic".

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    3. Re:I don't get it. by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Informative
      The M$ buy of Yahoo had nothing to do with making M$ a better company, it was all about Ballmer's survivability after his windows and office blunders as well as his bombastic boats about beating google. This was a look at the other hand buy, a whole lot of flash and noise about buying Yahoo to obscure the failures.

      Simply put, in a few months the M$=B$ PR machine would rewrite history, add Yahoo market share and revenue to MSN's lack of market share and revenue and then claim all those gains for MSN as a result of Ballmer's skill, rather than simply buying those numbers in at a loss.

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    4. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >help Microsoft compete with Google

      Microsoft doesn't "compete". Think about the word compete/competition, and you will realize it's just not what Microsoft does.

    5. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The M$ buy of Yahoo had nothing to do with making M$ a better company

      I just looked at your posting history and you seem too intelligent to be writing this stuff. It's easier to identify twitter's actual sockpuppets if we leave the "M$" spelling solely to him, k?

    6. Re:I don't get it. by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      "The M$ buy of Yahoo had nothing to do with making M$ a better company,"

      Well, yes it did, and it depends on how you define "better". In this case, better means "acquiring Yahoo's ad revenue stream and getting Yahoo's users" to better compete with Google in those areas. When MS bought Hotmail, most Hotmail users didn't abandoning their accounts and go elsewhere. They stayed with MS. Microsoft probably bets the same thing would be true with a Yahoo purchase. Where are those users going to jump ship to? Google does things in such a different way that most would be unlikely to jump from Yahoo. And Yahoo still has pretty good ad revenues, which is a priority for Microsoft's emerging online business.

      Now that AOL's search presence is basically non-existent, the big three search providers are Google, Yahoo, and MSN. In buying Yahoo, MS would have knocked it down to two. You and I may not like that, but it certainly makes sense to Microsoft.

      Ironically, now that Yahoo's stock is tanking from the aftermath of this deal, they may get snatched up by Google.

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    7. Re:I don't get it. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      it was all about Ballmer's survivability after his windows and office blunders
      What blunders? Have you seen the sales figures? You can sort of say that Vista is a blunder for all the negativity it generates (and I was hurt by Vista SP1 myself, so I know it's quite real), but what do they care so long as it sells that well? As for Office 2007, there's really nothing to point a finger at - it's stable, it's fast (I run it on my Geode UMPC just fine), the UI revamp seems to be taken well by the majority of users, and it had been selling very well in retail (I recall 20% of all software retail in US at some point...).
    8. Re:I don't get it. by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      But how does Microsoft help Yahoo? There is no "Yahoo" after the merger. Maybe the trademark remains, and maybe the corporate structure remains more or less in tact, but they'll work for the Microsoft board and shareholders after that; what will be good for Microsoft will be good for post-merger Yahoo. The question is, what does Microsoft offer to get Yahoo shareholders to take the deal? And the answer is easy: Buckets and buckets of cash.
    9. Re:I don't get it. by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Yahoo has eyeballs, and lots of them. MS thinks they have an ad technology that could make them a lot of money, if only they had more eyeballs. Yahoo hasn't been the best at extracting ad revenue from those eyeballs (this is something Google excels at), and MS thinks it can do better.

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    10. Re:I don't get it. by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      MSN at one stage competed equally with Yahoo and was way ahead of google. Search is not enough, it is basically a flash in the pan, a complete web portal and retaining users for an extended period of time. Google add words revenue is losing its market, it is just cheap low entry level spamwords, with a lot of hits but with very low user time on site.

      So MSN screwed up it's own user baser losing massive chunks of market, so buying Yahoo with the same MSN management just gives them the opportunity to repeat the exercise.

      Jump ship is easy, CBS just bought CNET, Disney/ABC are marking moves, Newscorp is moving ahead, AOL/Time Warner are rebuilding, oddly enough googles portal is the most luck luster compared to that group (hits do not count the same as time on site). So MSN buys Yahoo, Yahoo users start 'LOOKING' for alternates, finding something reasonable is easy there are plenty to choose from and shift to.

      It is easy to lose market share on the net, just look at Alta Vista, Look Smart, Lycos (wired) etc., buying it in when you have failed at retaining and expanding upon it does not bode well for the future. Make no mistake, Yahoo and MSN, competitors want the buy to go ahead, M$ would have screwed up Yahoo and freed up a lot of market share to be snapped up by other portals.

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    11. Re:I don't get it. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      A lot of Vista so called sales are in reality M$=B$, due to the way they sell XP as downgrade option when you buy a PC, so it counts as a Vista sales even though XP is installed and used. So typical M$ the lie is simply presented to the investing public to try to preserve an image of management competence.

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    12. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make no mistake, Yahoo and MSN, competitors want the buy to go ahead, M$ would have screwed up Yahoo and freed up a lot of market share to be snapped up by other portals.

      Do you have anything to back this claim? It's been widely reported in the financial press that Google: (a) suggested that a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo would be anticompetitive, and should be blocked be regulators (a fairly ridiculous assertion from a firm with such a dominant position in Internet advertising); (b) offered an advertising outsourcing deal to Yahoo, specifically designed to provide an alternative to the Microsoft takeover. In fact, some analysts have suggested the Google deal is what caused Microsoft to walk away (because it would be difficult to get out of the deal after acquiring Yahoo).

      Beyond actively trying to prevent a Microsoft-Yahoo merger, Eric Schmidt (Google's CEO) reacted to Microsoft's abandonment of a takeover bid by saying, "I'm happy to be crowned winner".

      Qualified analysts also tend to disagree with your overall view that Google's position is somehow precarious. For exmaple, David Yoffie, a professor at Harvard Business School, said, "the failure of the Microsoft/Yahoo merger eliminates the biggest short-term threat" to Google, leaving it "unstoppable" for now. Similar views were expressed by Michael Cusumano, a management professor at MIT. Your view that MSN was ever 'way ahead of Google' is also quite a novel one.

      You can find any of this in the financial press, e.g. the typically excellent coverage in the Financial Times. As someone from the non-IT world, I find the bizarre views of the typical Slashdot poster incredible. It's almost as if you lot live in a completely different world to everyone else.

  9. You don't know what Icahn does, do you? by jcr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He doesn't care about a merger, he wants Yahoo to pay him to fuck off. Look up "greenmail" on wikipedia.

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    1. Re:You don't know what Icahn does, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would you make a reference to greenmail - specifically on wikipedia - and not put a link to it in your post....?

      Here's the link for anyone who was annoyed by that as much as me.

      Greenmail

  10. Competition in the search engine market by guacamole · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How come FTC hasn't looked into the antitrust implications of this merger? If Microsoft and Yahoo are allowed to merge, the US search engine market will be split between only two companies, a dangerous situation. Moreover, one of them, Microsoft, had been already convicted of possessing a monopoly in the desktop OS market and using its market power in operating systems to tie its secondary products with the OS, thus gaining an unfair advantage over other software and service vendors. Even if the FTC allowed Microsoft and Yahoo to merge, they should seriously consider forcing Microsoft to give the consumer a choice of creating a gmail account and say getting google bar instead of automatically getting the standard MSN setup.

    1. Re:Competition in the search engine market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know that there were only two search engines in the U.S. market...

    2. Re:Competition in the search engine market by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      Surely you jest.

      This page lists some dated stats which may or may not have changed significantly in the last ten months. Google had 54%, Yahoo had 22.9%, MSN/Live had 8.8% and Ask.com had 3.6%. That would effectively make two companies the ones serving up 85.7% of search results. Note that there's a reason Excite and Altavista are ignored.. they suck. I just ran a search on Excite for the term 'arduino' and every other link was a sponsored link. 39 results total including sponsored links. None of the good pages I found through google are listed with the exception of adafruit. Altavista did better, though I'm unsure how the addition of whipped cheese spread can help my little PCB with LEDs.

      It would effectively be a duopoly between Google and MS, possibly turning into a monopoly if MS bombed back to their mighty 8% afterwards and gave up the ghost finally. I highly doubt those users will flock to engines left over from the 90s.

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    3. Re:Competition in the search engine market by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that there were only two search engines in the U.S. market...
      That's because you didn't
    4. Re:Competition in the search engine market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come FTC hasn't looked into the antitrust implications of this merger?


      Because the 2 companies have not yet agreed to a merger.
    5. Re:Competition in the search engine market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number of firms isn't the only thing that matters for the degree of competition in an industry. When economists are looking at mergers, a concentration index is typically used, such as the Herfindahl-Hirschman Index (HHI), which is the sum of the squared market shares of the firms (usually in whole numbers, e.g. 5% is defined as 5 not 0.05, so the range is up to 10000). A higher HHI means higher concentration and less competition, so is viewed as bad.

      All things being equal, a merger will reduce the number of firms, so increase the HHI, meaning higher concentration (bad). However, if two smaller firms merge and gain even a small amount of market share from a larger rival, this can very easily produce a lower HHI, i.e. less concentration (good). Consider an example with three firms, A, B and C:

      1. Initial situation: A = 80, B = 15, C = 5 => HHI = 6650

      2. B and C merge: A = 80, B = 20 => HHI = 6800 > 6650 (less competition)

      3. B and C gain a small amount of market share from A: A = 78, B = 22 => HHI = 6568 < 6650 (more competition)

      4. Best case where B and C gain a lot of market share from A: A = 50, B = 50 => HHI = 5000 < 6568 (even more competition)

      So, if a Microsoft-Yahoo merger is likely to gain market share in Internet search from Google, then it's arguably good for competition, even though it would mean fewer firms in the market.

  11. Translation by WaZiX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is unconscionable that you have not allowed your shareholders to choose to accept an offer that represented a 72% premium over Yahoo's closing price of $19.18 on the day before the initial Microsoft offer. I and many of your shareholders strongly believe that a combination between Yahoo and Microsoft would form a dynamic company and more importantly would be a force strong enough to compete with Google on the Internet. Translation: "I got burned buying Yahoo! shares betting MS would raise its offer, please resume talks so the share go up again and I can win my money back!"

    Though luck Icahn, betting on a single stock is stupid, go back to your books and study what "idiosyncratic risk" means.
    1. Re:Translation by Grave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tough luck? As a major shareholder, he has voting rights. And he's using those rights to challenge Yahoo's board over their failure to seriously consider the offer. Anyone who believes that letting Microsoft walk away was going to increase shareholder value is an idiot. The $33/share offer was probably the highest value any Yahoo shareholder will ever again see for their stock.

      Yahoo's board screwed up big time by trying to stay independent. Guess what? Google owns internet advertising and search. Neither Yahoo or Microsoft can really make much of a dent in it alone. Quite frankly, I'd much rather see a merger between them give Google some actual competition, because alone neither one is going anywhere. There is of course no guarantee that a combined company would actually be more competitive, but I find that more likely than Yahoo's fortunes suddenly doing a 180.

    2. Re:Translation by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      You're the stupid one; YHOO has 1.4 billion shares outstanding. Carl Icahn has a four percent stake in Yahoo -- that's 56 million shares, in case you didn't want to do the math (I did). Today, Yahoo! closed at 27.75/share. This means that Icahn's investment is worth 1.554 billion. Now, Carl Icahn is purported to have $14 billion in assets. This implies that 11.1% of his wealth is currently invested in Yahoo, and that's assuming that the figure on Wikipedia hasn't changed since it was uploaded -- it may have counted Yahoo! as a smaller portion of his total wealth, when the stock price was lower.

      Yahoo! could burn to the fucking ground and Carl would be untouched; you are an ant to him. I think he knows how to diversify his investments.

    3. Re:Translation by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      You're the stupid one Am I? He has 1.5 billion invested in Yahoo, yet he buys _more_ stock this week with a few buddies and asks the board to reconsider a merger? He's trying to force a Yahoo! sell-out, this has nothing to do with long term shareholder value or what is best for Yahoo! as a company, this is an abuse of corporate governance to make short term profit. This is nothing more then an LBO-resale like strategy.
    4. Re:Translation by justinlee37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being a slick crook and being stupid are two different things. Say what you will about LBO's, but those people made fortunes with them.

    5. Re:Translation by WaZiX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tough luck? As a major shareholder, he has voting rights. And he's using those rights to challenge Yahoo's board over their failure to seriously consider the offer. Anyone who believes that letting Microsoft walk away was going to increase shareholder value is an idiot. The $33/share offer was probably the highest value any Yahoo shareholder will ever again see for their stock. Well first of all, the job of the yahoo! board is to maximize shareholder value for _all_ shareholders, not just Icahn. Second, since when has the conjunction of two failed strategies ever worked out? Both Yahoo! and MS have failed to win marketshare over Google and somehow the combination of both will work? I might be too old and all, but a clear trend on the web is that small start-ups are the ones that usually succeed, not huge conglomerates, so keeping Yahoo! at a decent size might give them a bigger chance to adopt to what the market wants. Microsoft has a pretty bad track record (certainly recently) at meeting consumer demand, just look at Vista, the Zune, the whole range of Windows Live! services, etc... Why would Yahoo! want to sell-out to a company that obviously has a hard time meeting consumer demands in a market that needs exactly that?
    6. Re:Translation by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      Except this isn't an LBO, this is a gamble on the MS bid to be reconsidered... He got burned by idiosyncratic risk and wants to force his way out of it...

    7. Re:Translation by Xuranova · · Score: 1

      You are right that Yahoo has a responsiblity to maximize shareholder wealth. My question to you and Icahns to the board: Does Yahoo have a plan to increase their share price by 73% in the forseeable future? We'll say the next 5 years, this isn't the far east, we're relatively impatient. If not, they failed at their responsiblity to maximize shareholder wealth.

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    8. Re:Translation by dkf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does Yahoo have a plan to increase their share price by 73% in the [next 5 years]? If not, [the Yahoo board] failed at their responsiblity to maximize shareholder wealth. I think if you look more carefully, the board has a responsibility to increase shareholder wealth by pursuing a line of business. If you think they shouldn't be in that business at all, you're a damn fool for investing in them. (Now, if they changed to a new line of business in backing monoline insurers or something else that's now known to be stupidly risky right now, you might have a reasonable claim on the fiduciary responsibility front.) The board doesn't have a responsibility to ensure that you personally maximize your own profit on a short-term investment; people who think they do are Wall Street scumbag leeches of the worst sort as they don't know the real difference between money and wealth.

      </rant>
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    9. Re:Translation by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      The shares he already bought are a sunk cost and there's no reason not to push ahead now (well, besides MSFT calling off the deal, which does make this all kinda silly). But hell, he's smart enough to know that if he bought up a hefty bunch of stock and made some nice public moves like he's doing, that would increase investor confidence enough for him to dump his shares at a higher price (even if no deal went through). Of course, that would undermine confidence in his future moves ... but when you have $14 billion, who cares? Just stick 50% of it in low-risk securities and speculate the fuck out of the rest, who knows, maybe you'll score big. I maintain that it's not "idiosyncratic risk" unless you do something really stupid, say for instance, investing 100% of your retirement savings into Enron stock, like Ken Lay encouraged his employees to do.

    10. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Yahoo suddenly going to shrivel up and die on their own because they aren't more popular than Google? I haven't been following this thing very closely but I don't think that is the case.

      So it sounds like some shareholders want to make a quick buck at the expense of the Yahoo employees and users, which makes them giant dicks.

    11. Re:Translation by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone listen to someone who *publically* uses hotmail? You're clearly either a microsoftie or a crazy person.

    12. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a professional stock trader these days, retired from programming. The funniest comment I've seen on this one is: "let's tie these two rocks together and see if they float now". What more needs be said, except the same thing seems to be happening with HP and EDS? M&A may get the street excited, but major direction shifts rarely work out as well as "tuck in" niche additions.

      A comment below claims all short term gains are done by leeches and so on. Not necessarily, and in this case (and all others) a short term gain is a necessary part of any long term one. Yahoo was a good stock opportunity before -- to short, that is, something leeches love to do. A horrible long term investment unless you got in much earlier, say in late 2002, then out around late 2004. Pretty much all down since then, a bad reward for the shareholders they owe some back to -- whose money was it, after all, they borrowed to build the company?

      Disclosure -- I don't now and never have traded this turkey, or MSFT. Nor do I ever plan to. I DO take money from the jerks who club baby seals, though, then put it to good uses.

    13. Re:Translation by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that the share price is going to to $33 on it's own anytime soon? And if so, can you make a good argument for this windfall? What does Yahoo! have on the horizon that would create this massive jump in share price? The correct answer is: nothing. Yahoo! is going down in flames. Since Yang seems determined to wreck it I expect that the Yahoo! brand will be bought in the next 2 years, all or almost all of Yahoo!'s employees will be laid off.

      Who does this benefit except for Google and Jerry Yang's ego?

  12. What offer? by palemantle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What offer is this idiot talking about?
    From TFA: "I and many of your shareholders strongly believe that a combination between Yahoo and Microsoft would form a dynamic company"

    Microsoft, on the other hand, says it is no longer interested http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2008/may08/05-03letter.mspx

    1. Re:What offer? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      She's just being coy. Microsoft is still flashing those "come hither" looks. Go for it Yahoo!

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    2. Re:What offer? by st1d · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course, with Icahn really pushing this, there's no real reason for MS to come back with a stellar offer. Look at them walking in to buy yahoo for peanuts. Should be telling, if they do, icahn is embarrassed by it. If they do, and icahn's still pushing hard, start looking into whatever side deals MS might have made with icahn through proxies. Wouldn't put it past MS to offer a good deal for show, then buy yahoo for peanuts once they signed on a patsy.

      Either way, if yahoo can't fight this somehow, they're done. Nobody that has a clue is going to stick around hoping MS gets this one right. If people wanted to play with MS, hotmail and others would have been an automatic winner, and this wouldn't even be an issue.

      As with a previous poster, I hope this puts a nice dent in their wallet, and burns them all. Not just because MS needs a rung kicked out, but as an example to other companies that buying out the competition in order to destroy what made it competition, is a stupid idea.

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    3. Re:What offer? by Eighty7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even without an offer on the table, there's other reasons a major shareholder might want to get rid of the board. He might feel he needs to punish them for not doing what he wanted. Or even just to show that he can punish them & maintain credibility.

  13. When I see something like this.. by wanax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've followed the /. headlines over this lack of a deal, and have been generally surprised by the neoliberals ordaining that the yahoo board had a duty to sell the company for short-term advantage. Despite the fact that under any decent discount rate, the whole proposal represented little more than a bet.

    Even if regulated accounting doesn't float your boat, the ideas of Fischer Black (eg. http://www.amazon.com/Fischer-Black-Revolutionary-Idea-Finance/dp/0471457329/ref=sr_11_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1210920867&sr=11-1
    ) can't be ignored. Under that light, the entire deal seems to be more involved in noise trading than any solid economic expansion.

    1. Re:When I see something like this.. by justinlee37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed; this deal has gotten so much publicity that the price of YHOO is wildly affected by really irrational, speculative investor assumptions ("It's Steve Ballmer! It's Microsoft! Of course they'll get their way!"). Personally, if I had been holding onto YHOO stock before the deal was announced, I would have dropped it immediately as soon as it hit $30/share and enjoyed something like a 100-200% gain.

    2. Re:When I see something like this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Selling a sow's ear at a silk-purse price is a permanent profit for the seller. Whether or not it represents a "solid economic expansion" is of no relevance to the seller because it matters fuck-all what happens to the buyer.

    3. Re:When I see something like this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neoliberal? LMAO. I expected more from someone with such a low account number.

  14. Simple by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Icahn isn't Yahoo. He sees the coin, and only the coin. Who cares with Yahoo?

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  15. The shaft by dexomn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh man. Microshaft AND yahoo, you can imagine the search results... and the "toolbar" that will occupy 400+MB of ram...

    VRML buddy icons laid over broken XML... good god man!

    1. Re:The shaft by dexomn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We should seriously have POSIX internment camps for American IT students.

  16. Yahoo was... by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...the big cheese until a couple of guys in a garage fucked it up for them. Yahoo failed to adapt.

    Microsoft was the big cheese until they fucked it up themselves by releasing an unstable (moreso than they usually do) product. They'll probably fail to learn their lesson.

    Merging a company full of fuckups with a company full of fuckups will still give you a company full of fuckups - just bigger. Even so, Google doesn't have its own OS, and that would significantly contribute to Yahoosofts's power. (I'd say Microhoo, but it sounds dirty.)

    1. Re:Yahoo was... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      That maybe the case, but google buying yahoo would be worse for both.
      Whether you add one drop of poison in a glass of milk or add one drop of milk in a glass of poison means the same.
      Google + yahoo= instant death to both.
      First of all how do you evaluate Yahoo and Microsoft (and Google) financially?
      Balance sheets? P&L?
      They were tools designed by Leonardo DaVinci's Accountant to help evaluate DaVinci's trade!
      Secondly Balance Sheet was used by the Great Rails during the Great Expansion West to convince investors their money was spent wisely.
      Fixed Assets, etc., make sense for a manufacturing or a Brick & Mortar Trading/Rail/Telephone concern.

      For IT companies they are worth a sh1t.
      Goodwill? But then no, SEC does not allow it.

      I guess Buffet was wise when he refused to invest in technology companies, because there was no way to evaluate them.
      Using weight measures to calculate money is not a wise step. I could hold $100 in 100 $1 bills OR hold two $50 bills.

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    2. Re:Yahoo was... by exitmoose · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is no longer the big cheese? Did I miss a memo?

  17. Icahn's a Pain in The Ass by ewhac · · Score: 5, Informative
    Not that I would spend a great deal of effort defending Ed Zander, former CEO of Motorola, but when I was at Moto last year, Icahn seemed indignant that Motorola was sitting on some $12E+09 in cash, and was busy prancing around and bulk-mailing shareholders to vote him a seat on the board of directors, so that he could give the cash to Moto shareholders as a huge dividend (or something).

    Even before Apple's iPhone came out and smacked Moto's RAZR out of the park, it was clear that Moto needed to be doing R&D for the next-gen handsets. Oh, and you might want to keep some cash around in case of a rainy day. Icahn got handed his hat. And Moto did a bunch of weird acquisitions.

    These days, it's raining pretty hard at Moto. I'm sure that pile of cash is helping them through the lean times.

    All of which is a roundabout way of saying: Carl Icahn is a vocal, over-exposed pain in the ass. Whenever he talks, put your hand over your wallet, and pay very careful attention to what he's doing with his own.

    Schwab

    1. Re:Icahn's a Pain in The Ass by tinkertim · · Score: 1

      All of which is a roundabout way of saying: Carl Icahn is a vocal, over-exposed pain in the ass. Whenever he talks, put your hand over your wallet, and pay very careful attention to what he's doing with his own.

      Schwab

      OK, so if you resist a hostile takeover by Microsoft, they send an old billionaire to come fart in your office?

      Why, oh why couldn't they have gone after Enron? That combination of gases could have fueled an entire city for a decade.

    2. Re:Icahn's a Pain in The Ass by u38cg · · Score: 1

      R&D doesn't cost $12 billion. A company is run for its shareholders. If that company is sitting on a pile of cash and doesn't know what to do with it, it *has* to hand it back to the owners of the business - ie, the shareholders. Simply squirelling it in the bank for a hypothetical rainy day is wasteful.

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    3. Re:Icahn's a Pain in The Ass by z4ce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually squirrelling it away in the bank makes a lot of sense from a tax perspective. If they distribute it as a dividend it gets taxed as dividend and as income. If they squirrel it away in the bank it raises the price of the stock by a reasonable amount represented by the expected return they are receiving. That gain is taxed at the capital gains rate which is substantially lower. Of course, this is one good reason to not have dividends tax as it encourages squirreling instead of releasing profits to shareholders.

    4. Re:Icahn's a Pain in The Ass by rtechie · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, Icahn was right. The management at Moto is busily running their company into the ground and using their cash reserves to give bonuses and golden parachutes to themselves. Sitting on billions in cash *is* irresponsible to the shareholders. Apparently management wanted to hold on to that money to for giveaways to their friends (that what those weird acquisitions are about). Moto will lose massive marketshare in the next two years, which will kill shareholder value.

    5. Re:Icahn's a Pain in The Ass by gschuell · · Score: 1

      Carl Ichan has the morals of an amoeba. Just ask any ex TWA employee. It's amazing he didn't end up in jail with the other miscreants back in the '80's.

  18. I doubt he cares by thermian · · Score: 1

    If Icahn can get the merger to go ahead, the value of his stock will skyrocket. At which point he will become even more filthy rich.

    That's his only reason.

    Anyone really thinking that yahoo plus Microsoft can really take on Google is fooling themselves. I don't think he's a fool.
    Nor is he necessarily a nasty person. He is a capitalist, and very good at it.
    Like it or not, this is exactly the sort of behavior that is viewed as being correct and successful in a capitalist society. Most of us little people only resent it because we aren't rich ourselves.

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    1. Re:I doubt he cares by wellingj · · Score: 1

      No. He is a moocher. The real Capitalist is the people at Yahoo because they know they can (and do) make a better products than Microsoft.

      If I knew I made a better product that my competitor why the hell would I sell out to him?

    2. Re:I doubt he cares by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      I think you're taking Ayn Rand a little too seriously.

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    3. Re:I doubt he cares by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      He is a moocher. The real Capitalist is the people at Yahoo because they know they can (and do) make a better products than Microsoft.

      Real capitalists are moochers, not makers. Workers make; capitalists provide them access to the capital (the capital that the government has put into their hands) and skim off the top.

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    4. Re:I doubt he cares by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I'd say the government is the problem in your assessment then, wouldn't you? If there is no 'free' money then people have to work properly instead of gaming the system.

      The reason that workers get skimmed is because they don't want think, they just want to be told what to do. If a person doesn't think for themselves, they are going to get skimmed because they aren't taking responsibility for them-self, and some one is bound to take advantage of that.

    5. Re:I doubt he cares by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I'd say the government is the problem in your assessment then, wouldn't you?

      Sure. I want a smaller government. Let's start by eliminating all government-issued corporate charters, government-issued land and resource deeds not based on occupation and use, and eliminating most government-issued copyrights and patents.

      I don't want to remove the regulators from the engine of state capitalism and let it run wild, as "libertarian capitalists" (an inherent contradiction!) would have. I want to destroy the engine that concentrates wealth and its power into the hands of a few.

      The reason that workers get skimmed is because they don't want think, they just want to be told what to do.

      Not at all. Workers get skimmed because, under capitalism, they need the capitalists; and the capitalists demand their cut.

      Say I work in a widget plant. I am a skilled widget maker, and the value (fair market value) of the widgets I make is $5.00. Say the parts and materials have a value (again, market determined) of $4.00, and the cost of heat and light and supplies and wear and tear on the tools and all the services of support workers (the clerical staff, management, on down to the janitors), works out to 50 cents per widget.

      So with my skills and $4.50 worth of input, I create something worth $5.00. Do I get paid 50 cents per widget? Nope. Because the holders of capital, who did not a bit of work here, have to get their cut. The bond holders get their interest, the stockholders get their dividend, the landlord gets his rent, all skimmed off of the 50 cents of value that I created.

      It has nothing to do with how smart I am or how much I think, it's a consequence of the system.

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    6. Re:I doubt he cares by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I want to destroy the engine that concentrates wealth and its power into the hands of a few.
      What exactly is this "engine" you want to destroy? And by chance would you need voluntary participation of all citizens to accomplish your goal?
    7. Re:I doubt he cares by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      What exactly is this "engine" you want to destroy?

      The government powers and policies that enable to concentration of wealth and power into the hands of a few. Capitalism is not some "ground state" that occurs in the absence of government intervention into the marketplace; it requires a lot of government action to create and enforce synthetic property rights. These actions include (but are not limited to) the things I mentioned: creating of immortal artificial persons by chartering limited liability corporations, issuing land and resource deeds not based on occupation and use, and controlling ideas by creating copyrights and patents. The private control of capital by a minority requires a strong government to back that minority.

      To put it another way: like all forces, government is a vector, not just a magnitude. Merely saying "Government should be smaller" is not helpful; the government of North Korea is a fraction of the size, measured by taxation and per-capita government spending, than that of the U.S., but it pushes entirely in the direction of dictatorship.

      I prefer a government vector with a smaller magnitude, but also one that points towards individual freedom, including economic freedom. That implies an economic system based on the free exchange of labor rather than on the control of capital by a government-backed minority of owners.

      And by chance would you need voluntary participation of all citizens to accomplish your goal?

      You implication of some connection to VHEMT is a complete non sequitur.

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    8. Re:I doubt he cares by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Well, you and I can agree on a lot of things. I do agree with you on most points. I disagree with a blanket stance of no copyrights and patents. I do agree with the stance of no copyrights or patents for companies. Maybe some of my confusion resulted because I didn't make your link of Capitalism to the current US economic system which I consider a form of Soft Fascism. When your argument is phrase d as such, I see the merit in it.

      But I just have one question. Free exchange of labor is one thing, but what kind of value do you place on the engineers and their work and ideas that makes the labor profitable? This is the main problem that I have with the current setup. It used to be that the smart people who actually came up with the ideas used to be the owners. Now the people who really do the hard thinking in a company no longer steer the companies direction. Instead you have people (the current minority of owners) who have little idea how to make their product top to bottom in charge of the company and making decisions for both the engineering and labor devisions of the company. That's the issue I have. Which I believe is not antithetical to your stance.

      My apologies for the non sequitur.

  19. Temporary ownership by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

    When is free trade too free?  The summary itself says that Icahn bought a bunch of shares in the last week--after Yahoo rejected MS's bid.  How deep is his stake, really, when he's a speculator and not a true investor?

    I don't know...just doesn't seem completely right to me.  I know he's acted well within his rights.  But I also know he's looking for a short term gain in turning these shares around, as opposed to actually helping Yahoo the company survive.  Which it does not if MS injests and wastes it, which I think (and apparently Mr. Yang thinks) would happen.

    1. Re:Temporary ownership by cowscows · · Score: 1

      You're sort of dancing around the biggest problem with having Capitalism as a defining feature of civilization. True, unbridled capitalism invariably will end up with lots of very wealthy people throwing around huge amounts of money, completely indifferent to the chaos that it causes for all the less-successful people trying to go about their lives. There's certainly plenty of moral arguments to be made about it, but even from a more practical standpoint, you'll eventually get to the point where you damage the society and civilization around you so much that it can no longer function.

      Maybe I just don't understand this thirst for wealth and power, but I'd rather be a reasonably successful guy in a prosperous society than be a king in a wasteland. A young entrepreneur selling out his start-up company to make his first few million dollars I can understand, but someone who's already rich beyond the imagination of the average person selling out a giant company just so he can be even richer just doesn't seem worth it to me.

      Considering the alternatives, I think capitalism is probably the best economic system we've realistically got. But it's a shame that we don't do more to control some of its most extreme excesses. Not that we should make such moves illegal, but I think at least as a community of social beings, there should be some sort of societal pressure against such actions. So maybe guys like this have the legal right to do such things, but there should be some severe social stigmas against it. Someone who causes hundreds or thousands of everyday people to lose their jobs just so he can pad his already ridiculous bank account should be shunned by society. Instead, they're too often excused with "that's how capitalism works, survival of the fittest", or they're even applauded for gaming the system so hard.

      At the end of the day, it should all be about people. Not capitalism, not even democracy, it's about people. A democratic government isn't good just because it magically is, it's good because it's the best way to treat people as a whole. We aren't a capitalistic society because we worship the stock market, we're capitalist because capitalism was the best way we could figure out to help people overall. As our society has evolved, and some of the issues with capitalism start to become apparent, it's not wrong to modify things to help people.

      A "free market" should not be our ideal. A just and prosperous civilization should be the ideal. If a free market helps us somewhere along the path, then that's great. But we shouldn't let part of the process blind us from the ultimate goal.

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    2. Re:Temporary ownership by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      A free and *just* market. Complete business freedom, as Jerry Pournelle said on a TWIT podcast, leads to sales of human meat.

      Corporations are government creatures. Artificial structures created to shield individuals from liability for corporate actions. Without law, they have no existence. Laws DEFINE them. They are about as free as a tiger in a pit. The cute trick is that they've convinced everyone its the other way around. Time to pump a round into that tiger's leg to remind it that we've got the gun.

      Capitalist leaders have spent a hundred and fifty years funding colleges and propaganda campaigns to convince us that they are somehow in charge. They've bought all the media. Federal troops have massacred strikers in living memory. We don't even question the idea that their silly customs are the law. WE MADE THEM. We can break them.

      If only Americans could break free of their conditioning, they would be unstoppable.

    3. Re:Temporary ownership by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Although I agree with everything you say, I have to state that the problem that your statements beg is how do you curb those excesses of capitalism?  And ultimately that means "who gets to decide".  We do have a political system which can do this, in theory, and in fact does do this, but very very slowly.

      I think your idea of developing a social stigma toward excessively mercenary behavoir is an interesting one, but I'm not sure it's a good idea, because the inevitable result would probably be more government intervention.  That is, if there was enough social pressure to cause this effect, there would be equal social pressure to change the laws.   And I think most sane people agree that excessive regulation is an even worse cure than the disease.

      So while I am not even close to satisfied with the current way of doing things, I have to admit I don't have a better idea, and thus I think "free" everything--market, "-dom", liberty, etc. is the most just way to go, and just allow the slow gears of moral justice do their thing, since I'm not willing for you (or anyone else) to be the arbiter, and I wouldn't ask you to accept me as such, either.

    4. Re:Temporary ownership by gschuell · · Score: 1

      As I posted earlier, Carl Ichan has the morals of an amoeba, as do a great many of our celebrated capitalists and politicians. We can't control the basic cruelties of capitalism without a dose of socialism thrown in. After all, that's what income taxes are all about. I find it ironic that America, that proud bastion of capitalism is seeing many of it's large industries and public infrastructure sold or leased off to socialist European enterprises. Of course here in America we have always had socialism for the rich and capitalism for the rest of us working stiffs.

  20. Traditionally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    investers were investing in the long-term health of the company. Dividends were the method they gained as the company did better.

    Now it's a complex poker game and you aren't buying shares because the company will do well but so that you can sell those shares on quickly and make a profit.

    Which isn't *necessarily* wrong except that, since this money is not gained from the output of the company, can only come from the poor investment choices of other people.

    In other words, it concentrates the wealth into the hands of the wealthy.

  21. "So long, suckers!" by stupidflanders · · Score: 1

    "You rarely see a merger announcement with the phrase, 'So long, suckers.'"
    http://dilbert.vtools.net/Dilbert%201998/images/dilbert19980627.jpg

  22. Nobody Gets It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BIGGEST reason MS wants Yahoo is to exploit their new Silverlight technology which currently has no venue to spread itself onto everyone's Windows based PCs. I repeat, Windows based PCs. Are the cobwebs clearing now? Does anyone get it? Its a stupid ploy and Adobe has pretty much crushed MSs vision by recently creating the "Open Screen Project." Read about it here:
    http://www.adobe.com/openscreenproject/

    Oh, and BTW, mark my words... MS will become a Linux software development company some day.

  23. Why is it I know a merger won't be successful... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My wife tried to register big_trash as a user name for Yahoo email. But that name was already taken.

    Why is it that I know a merger between Yahoo and Microsoft won't be successful, but Steve Ballmer doesn't? Microsoft has proven, over many years, that it does not know how to run a search engine. Yahoo has proven, over many years, that...

    When a mediocre, adversarial company merges into an another mediocre, adversarial company, what will be the result? Cute puppies?

    It has been reported that Yahoo employees are against the merger. Maybe that is because many of them will lose their jobs.

  24. Silverlight by ozonearchitect · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MS wants Yahoo primarily so it can infect everyone's Windows PCs with its Silverlight technology (which was dubbed the "Flash Killer"). That won't happen due to this initiative: http://www.adobe.com/openscreenproject/ Give up MS, you are destined to become a Linux software development company. The MS Windows era is coming to an end. Hypnotic dreams of Switzerland are calling to you Mr. Balmer... shortly it will be time to materialize those dreams.

    1. Re:Silverlight by ozonearchitect · · Score: 1

      BTW, has anyone read any articles relating to Yahoo's recent attrition rate? I'll bet that suckers gaining momentum. Cash out and get out, is what everyone's probably saying. That would suck to come to work some day and have MS execs say, "Ok, who knows how to program in Silverlight?" When, you've been developing kick ass award winning ajax apps that run on any OS. So basically, MS is not only going to have to fork over a ton of cash for Yahoo, but its going to have to spend a ton on resources to get Yahoo converted over to its technologies. And if you think MS is going to adopt Yahoo technologies, you're dreaming... that'll never happen.

  25. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have to understand the economics of the situtation to understand why this would probably be a good combination. Yahoo has a very large web audience, but has had difficulty generating advertising revenue from it, i.e. its technology isn't very good, so it isn't making as much money selling advertising as it otherwise could. Microsoft has the opposite problem, i.e. good technology that can convert traffic into advertising revenue, but it was much too late to the game, so it lacks a sufficiently large audience, and there's no reason for Yahoo or Google users to switch (even assuming Microsoft's content is as good, which is questionable).

    A Microsoft/Yahoo combination (assuming it's even on the cards any longer from Microsoft's view) would allow Microsoft to replace Yahoo's ineffective technology with Microsoft's superior technology, whilst keeping Yahoo's popular content and websites. Google already has both high traffic and the technology to generate a high amount of advertising revenue from it, which is why Microsoft and Yahoo really can't compete in advertising on their own: Microsoft needs a bigger audience and Yahoo needs better technology. This is the logic behind Yahoo's approach to Google too (i.e. combining Yahoo's audiences with Google's superior advertising technology), but it's nevertheless insane from a business point of view, because in almost every area Yahoo operates, Google is its chief competitor. It really looks like a principal-agent issue, with Yahoo management more interested in securing their own power than in doing what's best for the shareholders who employ them.

    If the Yahoo employees behind the company's lagging technology are less than thrilled about a Microsoft takeover, I can certainly understand why: Microsoft have no need of Yahoo's inferior technology, only its audience, so a lot of Yahoo engineers are surplus to requirements. At best these engineers will end up working on technology designed by someone else (i.e. Microsoft's current technology), and at worst they'll lose their jobs. That doesn't mean the deal doesn't make a huge amount of sense for Yahoo shareholders, and the long-run viability of Yahoo as a whole, which it does. If Yahoo continues to be run by inept management, and continues to use technology that isn't competitive with its rivals, it's only a matter of time before it fails, and then these employees will lose their jobs anyway.

  26. Yahoo Chairman replies by kernowyon · · Score: 2, Informative

    The BBC has a reply to Mr Icahn from Roy Bostock today - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7404012.stm
    in which Mr Bostock states that it is not in the shareholders interests to allow Icahn and his "handpicked nominees" to take over.
    This is going to get very interesting!

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  27. Icahn is right! by voss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yahoo is not the #1 search engine and even if microsoft took it over they still wouldnt be.

    Whatever you think of microsoft as a company doesnt matter.

      The yahoo board is supposed to represent its shareholders, if I hold stock in a company and someone offers 72% more than the shares are worth, and the company wont even let me consider the offer id be pissed too!

    Icahn doesnt have a duty to yahoo, yahoo has a duty to its shareholder to act in their best interests
    even if it means selling out to microsoft and losing their cushy jobs.

    Sometimes not everything is black and white.

    1. Re:Icahn is right! by monkeySauce · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, not Marketwatch.

      Down with the man!

    2. Re:Icahn is right! by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Long-term viability of Yahoo is endangered by a deal with Microsoft. Hell, it's endangered without it, but if there is a merger, it'll be the death blow. You know it, I know it, Yahoo knows it. So what I'd like to know is, where is Yahoo's responsibility: Providing short-term monetary gains, regardless of long term results? Or are they allowed to take the long view, and take the *good* decision?

    3. Re:Icahn is right! by duplicate-nickname · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What do you mean Yahoo would be endangered? It wouldn't exist anymore. "Yahoo" would just become a Microsoft brand, probably pulling in the Live/MSN products under it.

      This would have been a better deal for Yahoo than Microsoft. Yahoo shareholders would have gotten an "out" from that struggling company, but Microsoft would have been stuck with yet another Internet property that can't compete with Google's advertising business.

      If I were a Yahoo shareholder, I would be pissed at the board rejecting Microsoft's offer. If I were a MS shareholder, I would be pissed at Balmer for going off on this wild goose chase.

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    4. Re:Icahn is right! by rnswebx · · Score: 1

      You've acknowledged that Yahoo is endangered if it doesn't merger. (Something I think most people outside of Yahoo would agree with.) Yahoo may also be endangered with a merger with MS, however there is a huge premium paid for the acquisition. When the opportunity to gain 70%+ guaranteed presents itself, it begs an obvious question.

      The obvious question is will Yahoo be able to give more value than the MS acquisition offered in the long term. The answer is almost certainly no. I can see how people may think the merger is a short term gain, which it is, but it's also the most value that a shareholder will likely ever receive for their Yahoo shares.. short term or otherwise.

  28. Don't do evil by threaded · · Score: 1

    A wicked thought passed through my mind: could some major Google shareholders have put him up to this? Google could be the only winner in this, shirley?

    1. Re:Don't do evil by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      A wicked thought passed through my mind: could some major Google shareholders have put him up to this? Google could be the only winner in this, shirley? I would highly doubt that, for the following reasons:
      • Google's stock price definitely isn't hurting enough to resort to such shady tactics
      • I doubt Google would go out of their way to destroy a major competitor when they're doing so well, only to open the door for potential antitrust litigation
  29. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When somebody says, "It's not the money, it's the principle."

    It's the money.

  30. Illogical conclusion by monkeySauce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So according to this guy:

    Microsoft + Yahoo = "Dynamic" ?

    I think he's way off base. If Microsoft is going to be a Dynamic Duo with anyone, it would be more likely some organization that thinks like them and can compliment their business practices, such as:

    Microsoft + Halliburton
    Microsoft + SCO (oops, already happened)
    Microsoft + Phillip Morris
    Microsoft + the Mafia
    Microsoft + Dow Chemical
    Microsoft + Exxon Mobile ...

    1. Re:Illogical conclusion by analog_line · · Score: 1

      I dunno, have you ever seen two cats fighting? That's pretty dynamic right there. Productive, too. Fur flying all over the place.

  31. Double Proxy by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Microsoft initiates a proxy battle, everyone cries foul about monopoly/etc.
    Ichan initiates a proxy battle, everyone grabs popcorn.

    Microsoft doesn't need to be picking fights with all the litigation they've been through in recent years. They were smart to back down & wait things out.

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  32. No turning back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 2005, Icahn was worth $7.6bil and increased his wealth by another billion the subsequent year. Today, he's estimated at around $14bil. Icahn has a long history of buying up shares in a large array of industries to scare the management into adopting his suggestions (e.g. Make us both some money or I'll hire another executive team to do it for me).

    Some people call him an activist but in the end, he's looking to boost the closing price by 40-60% and make out like a bandit. Yahoo remains unimpressed but he's already causing problems for Motorola in order to divide the company and/or sell their assets. In fact, take a look at Enzon Pharmaceutcals (NASDAQ: ENZN) in Jersey, down the street from their buddies at ImClone, and you'll see that at Icahn's recommendation (he recently purchases ~5%), the company split from being a biotech/pharma company into two separate entities. Yahoo is likely to succumb to the powers that be..Carl.

  33. I'm bailing out by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

    How do I get archived email off of yahoo?

  34. To his credit, the dude's got balls! by zubikov · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can see how Icahn angers just about everyone on this forum, but look at it from another angle. He buys 59M shares, walks right up to the chief and says fuck you, pay me. This is a textbook example of greenmail, and he will probably force a nasty proxy battle which will result in him destroying Yahoo by giving it to Microsoft. That's what happens when you take a company public, so everyone including Yang should stop crying. He knew exactly what he was getting into.

    1. Re:To his credit, the dude's got balls! by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Because a compliant Supreme Court made business law trump public good throughout the 19th century. Because of this, Yahoo, an excellent, useful, and profitable operation employing thousands will be gutted on a spit and delivered up dead to its competitor, which happens to be the biggest monopoly in the world.

      We CAN make the laws change. This isn't written in the heavens. We've lost too many jobs to let this sort of thing go on. Some rules and expectations need changing, and god knows five asses on the Supreme Court need jettisoning to get such things done.

    2. Re:To his credit, the dude's got balls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a compliant Supreme Court made business law trump public good throughout the 19th century. Because of this, Yahoo, an excellent, useful, and profitable operation employing thousands will be gutted on a spit and delivered up dead to its competitor, which happens to be the biggest monopoly in the world.

      According to projections, owing to the higher rate of market growth in web search versus operating systems, Google's web search monopoly* is likely to exceed Microsoft's Windows monopoly* in turnover within the next year or so, although Microsoft's overall turnover will still be substantially higher, because it has other successful businesses (e.g. Office**), whereas Google is basically a one-hit wonder. So, if you're worried about monopolies, you should really be in favour of a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo, since it's likely to reduce the monopoly power of what will within the next year or so be the biggest monopoly in the world.

      As for notions of the public good, if a combined Microsoft-Yahoo is more competitive against Google, that will increase social welfare, i.e. the public good. One of the standard measures for competition is the Herfindahl-Hirschman Index (HHI), where lower values are better (more competition). As I pointed out in another post, if a merged Microsoft-Yahoo gains even a small amount of market share from Google, it will be enough to lead to a lower HHI than in the current situation, i.e. more competition, and hence lower prices, a more efficient level of output and increased social welfare (with some assumptions, e.g. that both can operate at efficient scale). If you're interested in the public good, you should really be urging Yang to approach Ballmer about restarting takeover talks.

      * In economic terms, neither Windows nor Google Search is a monopoly, but both firms have a great deal of monopoly power in their respective markets, because of their dominant market share positions. In legal terms, by the standard rules of thumb used by competition authorities in the EU and USA, both Windows and Google Search are monopolies.

      ** Office, not Windows, is actually the business that turned Microsoft from a successful medium-sized software maker in the mid-1980s into the global giant it is today. Based on financial statements, I believe Office remained Microsoft's largest business until some time in the 2000s or so. Interestingly too, in the early days Microsoft's major market for Office was the Mac, because Lotus 1-2-3 and WordPerfect were entrenched on MS-DOS. It was only when Lotus and WordPerfect missed the transition to GUIs that Microsoft managed to usurp them, largely because it had been offering graphical versions of Excel and Word on the Mac for years (where it had rapidly gained 90%+ market share, because Word and Excel were so much better than the competition), so it had much more experience developing graphical software. I read part of a book about this, which was quite interesting, and concluded that Microsoft came to dominate the office suite market, first on the Mac, later on the PC, by offering consistently superior products to its competitors, usually at lower prices. The name escapes me at the moment, but I think the author was an economist at some American university, maybe Stanford.

  35. It's the DATA! by martyb · · Score: 1

    Icahn is an idiot if he believes that a) Yahoo and MS can merge peacefully, and b) Yahoo brings anything other than a brand to MS. MS doesn't want anything other than Yahoo email users, Yahoo portal users and Yahoo search engine users. Note to MS: users come and go. You tried it before with various other web companies, and it didn't work then. It won't work now.

    I think you are on the right track, but I'd posit MS does not want just the USERS; they are as muc, if not more, interested in the DATA.

    Targeted ads are more effective so Google, Yahoo, etc. can charge advertisers more for each one. Microsoft wants some of that income stream. They've tried to build their internet presence but have stumbled so far (e.g. look what happened with HotMail.)

    Sure, Microsoft would prefer to have the users stay on board with Yahoo, (they need to put the ads in front of *someone*), but I think they are ultimately looking for more data upon which they can decide which ads to post to which users. So, to employ a classic /. meme, Microsoft:

    1. Buy Yahoo!
    2. Data-mine address-lists, e-mails, IMs, etc.
    3. Target Ads
    4. ...
    5. Profit!

    P.S. early morning rambling with insufficient coffee - interpret accordingly. :^)

    1. Re:It's the DATA! by fwarren · · Score: 1

      4. Kill all open source products that compete against our products

      As much as Microsoft needs to protect their cash cow Microsoft Office it would not surprise me if they were out to get Zimbra. I don't find Zimbra THAT impressive. Who knows, maybe Microsoft is willing to spend 40 billion to kill it? But it explains Microsofts decision as much as anything else.

      Maybe Balmer needs a tin foil hat to stop the bad voices from talking to him?

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  36. Pump and dump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A problem with publicly held companies is that their focus is on improving shareholder value. They all put it right in their mission statements. Going public shifts a company from market focus to shareholder focus. Shareholders don't give a crap about anything but increasing their share value. They don't care about product quality, customer service, company infrastructure, etc. Yahoo stockholders want the merger because it will be a short term boost in value. Pump and dump.

  37. you're projecting paranoia again Bill .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "A wicked thought passed through my mind: could some major Google shareholders have put him up to this? Google could be the only winner in this, shirley?"

    No Bill, that's what you would have done if the situations were reversed .. :)

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  38. Microsoft + Yahoo = .. by rs232 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft + Yahoo = MicroHotHoo :)

    Not exactly, remember they were in the search and email business before Google. MS strategy for success is invariably, buy up some vibrant company, like Hotmail, re brand it as Microsoft Whatever, use the Windows desktop monopoly to leverage it. Eg, every software update, installs Outlook, adds Microsoft affiliate web sites to Favorites and makes Microsoft.com your home page.

    Design Microsoft services to make using third party services a jolting experience. Eg. Disable links to Youtube.com, filter third party greeting cards in Outlook and so on.

    Present the ubiquity of such Microsoft product as evidence of the popularity of same. It must be good, everyone chooses it .. :)

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  39. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by mgblst · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why is it that I know a merger between Yahoo and Microsoft won't be successful, but Steve Ballmer doesn't?

    And what multi-million dollar business do you run? Personally you sound like someone who has absolutely no business experience at all.

    So why Steve Ballmer know a merger would not be successful? For the obvious reasons...people don't know thing like this, they can make educated guesses, (or uneducated stupid statements like you have done), but knowing the future is hard. And I am going to make a bold statement here, that people in Microsoft have actually looked at this acquisition, and see a lot of value in it. They have actually looked at ways they can make/save money if they had Yahoo. They probably spend months on this.

    Fucking moron.

  40. He doesn't believe it. by weston · · Score: 1

    Icahn is an idiot if he believes that a) Yahoo and MS can merge peacefully, and b) Yahoo brings anything other than a brand to MS.

    He doesn't believe any of that.

    At least, I won't believe he believes it until he promises to buy and hold a large amount of stock in Microsoft for a decade or so, should they buy Yahoo.

    What I think he believes is that he can either (a) be an arbitrageur on Yahoo for fun and 60-70% profit or (b) get Yahoo to pay him to go away.

  41. the Nixon Defence .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "How come FTC hasn't looked into the antitrust implications of this merger?"

    Because when MicroHOO does it that means that it is not illegal. And MS didn't make all those donations on capitol hill for nothing, DOH !!!

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  42. What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Microsoft has the opposite problem, i.e. good technology that can convert traffic into advertising revenue, but it was much too late to the game, so it lacks a sufficiently large audience..."

    What is the "good technology" from Microsoft?

    I just used Microsoft's Live.com to search for "aardvark". Interesting: Google returns a link to Firefox's Aaadvark add-on as the second entry. But Microsoft's live.com never lists the Firefox extension in the first 10 pages.

    Can Microsoft be trusted not to be adversarial to customer interests in its search results? Apparently the answer is a big NO. Just that one random search convinced me to never use live.com.

    1. Re:What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      You searched for "aadvark" and it didn't return "aaadvark"... What's the problem?

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    2. Re:What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft's 'good' technology is its software for connecting users with advertisers, and thus turning web traffic into advertising revenue. Yahoo gets a lot of traffic, but earns much less revenue per unit of traffic than either Google or Microsoft. This is the heart of Yahoo's problem, which management have repeatedly promised to fix, and repeatedly failed to deliver on. In contrast, Microsoft is able to generate a good level of advertising revenue per unit of traffic, but doesn't get enough traffic to compete with Google in the advertising market.

      I have no idea if Microsoft's search technology is any good, but that's beside the point, and it could in any case use Yahoo's search if it's better. The point from an economic perspective is turning web traffic into revenue, which Microsoft and Google can do well, but Yahoo can't.

      As an aside, I'd wager most users searching for 'aardvark' are interested in the animal, not some Firefox add-on with a similar name, so the validity of the results is open to interpretation. Given that Firefox defaults to Google search, it's quite likely that there are a lot of Firefox users searching for this 'Aaardvark' add-on by entering 'aardvark' into Google, which would lead Google's algorithms to automatically 'correct' this apparent mistake. You can imagine some sort of conspiracy if you'd like, but I rather doubt the people writing Microsoft's search algorithms even know what this 'Aaardvark' add-on is, much less are plotting to hide it from users by not 'correcting' a possible mistake in a search query.

    3. Re:What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      It's actually "Aardvark" (the plugin name). I suspect the gp just misspelled it in his post.

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    4. Re:What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by fwarren · · Score: 1

      You searched for "aadvark" and it didn't return "aaadvark"... What's the problem?

      The fact that Google is smart enough to consider the possibility that someone who is searching for aadvark might be searching for aaadvark. Because heack, lots of people are looking for aaardvark, lots of people go to that site, and lots of people who search for aardvark then search for aaardvark and go there.

      Microsofts "good" technology is not good enough to figure that out. However Googles technology is.

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    5. Re:What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

      That's because it takes 'lots of people who search for aardvark' in order to know that lots of people who search for aardvark might be searching for...

      Chicken and egg. Nice to see that it works in favor of somebody other than Microsoft for once.

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    6. Re:What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by fwarren · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That's because it takes 'lots of people who search for aardvark' in order to know that lots of people who search for aardvark might be searching for... Chicken and egg. Nice to see that it works in favor of somebody other than Microsoft for once.

      I agree that the more people search, the better chance you have of digging through the searches and clicks to decide what is relevant. But do you really think that if more people search for aardvark then aaardvark and click through on Live Search. That Live Search will figure it out?

      I would say past history has shown that Microsoft deserves it placement in search engine quality. They pump ads in as search results. They were to spend 150 million to write a better search engine. They still cant even match google.

      It is like all of their products. Their search is "good enough" if you don't bother to look for anything else. If you look, their is always something that beats their products.

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    7. Re:What is the "good technology" from Microsoft? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Only it isn't, and it doesn't. Maybe it will after this thread is indexed. So that theory's out.

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  43. Online Petition to Stop Icahn, Cuban and Cronies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is an online petition to stop Icahn, Cuban and other Yahoo stockholders from trying to force Yahoo to sell itself to Microsoft, and to "Let Yahoo Be Yahoo"!

    http://www.LetYahooBeYahoo.com/

  44. Link to Online Petition to Stop Icahn, Cuban, etc. by Talaria · · Score: 1

    Oops..here is the link to the online petition to stop Icahn, Cuban, and others from forcing Yahoo to sell itself to Microsoft: http://www.LetYahooBeYahoo.com/

  45. My Email to Carl Icahn by robbblack · · Score: 1

    So I decided to try to send Mr. Icahn an email to let him know my true feelings about his idiotic plans. This is what I wrote him: To: carl.icahn@ielp.com, carl.c.icahn@ielp.com, cicahn@ielp.com, icahnc@ielp.com, carlcicahn@ielp.com Mr. Icahn, Just stop messing around with Yahoo!. Yahoo! is well enough as it is right now. We do NOT need Microsoft interfering with Yahoo!. Microsoft fucks up everything they touch. The last thing I need right now is having to ditch the Yahoo! email account I have had for the last 5 years because of some greedy dipshit asshole who would step over his own grandmother to pick up a dime (yes I am referring to you). The worst part is that you don't even really care about Yahoo! as a company or about Yahoo! customers. This is all about your needs to fill that huge gap in your soul with money. Fuck you asshole. Robert I just guessed at possible email addresses, and I haven't received any bouncebacks yet so who knows if he will get it. Even if he doesn't it still felt good to send it.

    1. Re:My Email to Carl Icahn by robbblack · · Score: 1

      Yikes...so I'm new at posting here...wow...that formatting is horrible. Sorry.

  46. suckitude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn javascript off. You lose all the ajax suck that way (also immediately makes your surfing much more secure). It is surfers choice on the net, keep running with scripting on, you'll keep seeing more and more ajax suck. Same with Flash. Webmasters see their stats, if enough people pop in, see it is ajax and flash sucky and just leave and don't partake of that bloat, maybe they will get the message. If you are seeing suck, it is because you choose to authorize it by running with scripting on.

    As to the merger and instant huge profit, that can only be realised if all those shareholders decide to sell and some other "greater fools" buy, which is highly suspect of ever happening. The stock market numbers can never equate actual cash in total, just isn't possible. Remember the dot bomb crash? That was because of (one reason), there was no actual total cash behind all those bid up numbers, and for the most part, no way to ever produce the cash with most of those companies having zero wealth production plans.

  47. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by robbblack · · Score: 1

    They probably spend months on this. Just like they spend months on their crappy operating system and their crappy Office suite. Just because someone spends month on something doesn't mean it is good, intelligent, or even well thought out. "Moron."
  48. Does he even have enough? by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

    I read (on Yahoo News, actually) that he currently owns around 4.3% of the Yahoo stock (worth $1 Billion) and he's planning on acquiring $2.5 Billion worth. So how exactly is 10% going to allow him to boss the Board of Directors around? He still doesn't have a majority. Not even close. Is anyone else agreeing with him, or is he just blowing hot air?

    1. Re:Does he even have enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several of Yahoo's largest shareholders were in favour of a Microsoft takeover at a price below what Yang demanded, and have publicly expressed anger at Yang and Yahoo's management for not completing a deal. That's the reason Icahn became involved, and it's also why he has at least some chance of succeeding in forcing Yahoo's management to offer to come back to the table and negotiate a Microsoft acquisition.

      What eventually happens will depend on what the big shareholders do -- they want a Microsoft takeover to go through, but if they fully back Icahn, Yahoo will be in a weak bargaining position vis-à-vis Microsoft, which they don't want. The optimal choice for Yahoo shareholders is probably to replace some of Yahoo's directors with those from Icahn's slate, but leave enough of the old directors in place to have some credibility in an approach to Microsoft.

    2. Re:Does he even have enough? by zubikov · · Score: 1

      In a proxy fight, the proxy, Icahn, will have the permission of all the other interested shareholders to use their votes to elect a new board. It'll be interesting to see how long it takes this giant bag of douche to destroy an innovative technology company.

  49. Overheard at the Wall Street Journal.... by Technomonics · · Score: 1

    "Blue Horseshoe LOVES Yahoo."

  50. And Yahoo responds by saying by slack_prad · · Score: 2, Informative

    Icahn "misunderstands" Microsoft proposal

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  51. Icahn Thinks Silicon Valley Is Jurassic Park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While Icahn made a lot of money on the BEA deal, this time he's going to lose. Microsoft is not going to terrorize Silicon Valley like its Jurassic Park.

  52. Yes, misspelled. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Thanks. Yes, I misspelled aardvark.

  53. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by mysticgoat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Parent is currently moderated +5 insightful.

    +5 Funny would be more appropriate. It is a wonderful joke.

    The joke is confusing Microsoft's fantastic marketing prowess, built upon freedom of encumbrance of any form of ethics, with good technology. Besides, everybody at this point knows that Microsoft's developers developers developers have all cashed in their stock options and gone to more interesting work at Google, IBM, and yea even unto Yahoo. The whole point of that Microsoft - Yahoo deal is that Ballmer misses having some developers around.

  54. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good technology will be successful on its own merits, especially with a company like MS funding it. You could make a decent argument that Google was late to the game, when they came on the scene Yahoo was already well established, and there were other players like Altavista.

    Google didn't win by somehow levering legions of users, they won by having better search technology that convinced people to move.

    If MS has a better search engine than Google, then why doesn't anyone know about it? It's not like MS is some obscure company that's new to the scene. And beyond searching, what other web "technologies" does MS really shine in? Is hotmail any better than yahoo mail? Are either of them better than gmail?

    I understand the basic principle that you're getting at in why the merger might seem to make some sense, but I don't think reality really backs it up. It's more likely to me that MS just doesn't know what the hell to do about Google, so Ballmer just decided to do something. He chose something big and bold to make it look like he has some sort of master plan, and he used the same logic that you're describing to try to convince investors that it'll work.

    But when you really look at it closely, it's a silly plan. MS doesn't have any magical technology that they just can't get people to look at. Nor do they have any sort of awesome internet plan that just needs eyeballs to take off. Add in the reality that the process of merging two companies of that size would likely involve a couple years of disarray, and you're creating a great opportunity for Google to increase their lead even further.

    The merger has been a terrible idea from the beginning. And I'll bet most MS employees frowned at the potential deal just as much as most yahoo employees, whether they feared for their jobs or not.

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  55. Cue the Brain by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, capitalism doesn't actually require you to be a human in order to be an investor. Are you thinking the same thing that I'm thinking, Pinky?
    1. Re:Cue the Brain by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Sure brain, but where are we going to get a tutu, a dead horse and a swimming pool full of custard at this time of night?

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  56. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by hclewk · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll give you "crappy operating system" but you'll have to work a little harder to convince me that Office is crappy. Office might be over prices, but it certainly isn't crappy. What would you propose is better? Open Office? The only reason Open Office even comes close to Office is because it is free.

    Flaimbait at it's finest.

  57. Non-Tech Board by c0d3r · · Score: 1

    Have you read his slate of proposed new board members? They are all non-tech industry related people, often either lawyers or econonmists and one was Mark Cuban, who I've heard bad things about here on /.

  58. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firefox is the problem, with it's ability to block images from server, and flashblock to block flash advertisement. Add this to a good hosts file, and you get NO adds. Looks lik Yahoo needs to promote Opera with it's built in adds to really get adds working for them!

  59. It's always about money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Price isn't the only thing that values a company. Why should share price be the sole determination of whether to sell? What about independence, vision and corporate compatibility?

    1. Re:It's always about money... by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. Icahn and his raiders have left a slash-and-burn swath of demolished and gutted companies through our nation. Yahoo is just fine as it is. The only "help" he's offering is for himself and the other bastards who've joined up with him to chew up and spit out Yahoo. They will be billionaires. Yahoo will be dead.

  60. MS doesn't care if it's successful by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Microsoft kinda wants to be in the advertising business, but only because of their typical 'me-too' approach to competition. And normally, they'd go slow and let the monopoly do its magic, but they're a teeny bit restrained these days.

    And all of this is because of Google's success. Google's got enough mindshare to get the DOJ to look when Vista tries to lock them out.

    But the ultimate reason Microsoft is so hot to compete with Google is that Google's using its profits to invest in cloud computing. Microsoft doesn't particularly want to be in cloud computing either, but they understand that it's a potentially serious competitor to their Office cash cow. It's Google Docs that must be killed. Not because Google Docs is so great, but becuase it's a new enough paradigm that it gets people thinking. And thought is the enemy of blind "use MSOfice because everyone uses MSOffice" logic.

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  61. Fallout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the fallout from this is hillarious. All teh MS-haters have been shrilly yelling about how this was a huge mess up, and Balmer will be fired, blah blah... all while MS's stock price has continued to rise since they walked away from Yahoo's bloated carcass.

    On the other hand, Yahoo's stock price has continued to plummet since MS retracted their offer... and Jerry Yang is going to end up crawling, hat in hand, begging Balmer to please, please, please buy his stagnating and unprofitable company. IMO, Balmer should off them $17 a share, final offer. And Yang would have to take it, too, since he mismanaged his way into this situation to begin with... and the shareholders are no longer willing to let him mismanage his way out of it.

    Yep, it's a sad, sad day for Microsoft haters. Maybe tomorrow will look better... but I doubt it.

  62. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking moron. Thank you for having the courage to sign your post.
  63. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Google wasn't really late to the game, especially compared to Microsoft, which for years used search results from outside firms for MSN (an obvious sign they didn't have any idea of how important it would become). The web search/advertising market was still relatively small in 1998, and with rapid market growth it's entirely possible to rapidly gain market share by winning new users, rather than converting existing users from alternatives. Recall also that AltaVista was a project at DEC, which was in the process of imploding at the time of Google's rise. Secondly, Google's major achievement, even more important than generating better search results than the competition (which it did too), was to successfully turn search traffic into advertising revenue, which provided a basis for profitability (as opposed to most .com-era firms, which ran up enormous losses).

    As I've pointed out in another post, the technology question here refers to the advertising system, i.e. the software that turns web traffic into advertising revenue. Google figured out how to do this extremely well, and that's a major reason why it's where it is today. Yahoo never managed to do this very well, so never had as strong a financial position as Google, which is one of the reasons its competitive position has continued to weaken. It still gets a lot of traffic (I suppose the content is good), and this is overall, not just in search, but just can't convert that traffic into revenue at a level comparable with Google.

    As for Microsoft, it has apparently managed to produce competitive (with Google) levels of revenue from its web traffic, but doesn't get enough web traffic to be a serious competitor. If it can increase its traffic through either a Yahoo acquisition (possible) or organic growth (doubtful), it will at least have a chance of competing with Google. Conversely, if Yahoo can develop an advertising system that works as well as Google's or Microsoft's, it has a chance as well. The problem is, the longer Yahoo continues with a sub-par advertising system, the weaker its competitive position vis-à-vis Google will become. To the extent that Microsoft has a platform that would solve Yahoo's problems now, a lot of institutional investors who hold both MSFT and YHOO think a merger will produce more value than the two firms can alone.

    To reiterate, this has absolutely nothing to do with how good Microsoft's search engine's results are. I've no idea how they compare to Yahoo's and Google's but that doesn't really matter, because if Microsoft can connect its current advertising system to Yahoo's current traffic, it will produce a huge increase in revenue for Yahoo, without the need of any additional traffic. At the same time, that extra revenue will help to support development of content to potentially increase Yahoo's market share.

    Finally, the idea that better technology will win on its merits isn't supported by economic theory when there are things like network effects and switching costs. These are arguably quite important in the search market, where a large amount of user data is necessary to accurately target advertising, and to optimise search results, and where there are undoubtedly some switching costs involved for firms that have come to rely on a particular supplier of a web advertising infrastructure.

  64. I searched for the word "aardvark". by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    I searched for the word "aardvark", and got valid hits, but when I wrote the comment, there was an extra "a".

    1. Re:I searched for the word "aardvark". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone wants to find Firefox extensions, wouldn't a better query be something like "firefox extension that does whatever"? If you already know about Aardvark and just want to find its page, then "aardvark firefox" does the trick. Seriously, your original comment just might be the dumbest MS flame ever.

  65. Do you know what you're talking about? by Pendersempai · · Score: 1
    Greenmail is making a takeover bid yourself and then withdrawing it once you're paid off. Icahn is not trying to take over Yahoo; he's trying to facilitate someone else's takeover. No one is paying off Microsoft, and even if they were, there's no reason to think that Icahn would see a cent of it.
    Furthermore, greenmail basically doesn't exist anymore. From Wikipedia:

    Prevention
    Changes in the details of corporate ownership structure, in the investment markets generally, and the legal requirement in some jurisdictions for companies to impose limits for launching formal bids, or obligations to seek shareholder approval for the buyback of its own shares, and in Federal tax treatment of greenmail gains (a 50% excise tax)[1] have all made greenmail far less common since the early 1990s. Can you point to a single recent example of Icahn taking greenmail?
    1. Re:Do you know what you're talking about? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Can you point to a single recent example of Icahn taking greenmail?

      I can, and just did point to an example of him attempting it right now.

      -jcr

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  66. Microsoft's Live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's Live.com What? People still use that? It's a joke..

    OR

    What? Microsoft has a search engine? I'm not serious. It's a joke too.

  67. Re:Why is it I know a merger won't be successful.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo's ineffective technology with Microsoft's superior technology

    What technology would this be?

    Their OS sucks.
    Their servers suck.
    Their database sucks.
    Their mail client sucks.
    Their office suite sucks.
    Their search engine sucks.

    And as an advertiser spending over $100k/mo in PPC traffic (no, really, I do), I can say that MS's "Adcenter" REALLY sucks. It is an absolute piece of garbage. What's in production today is so bad it's as if they let some interns write a proof of concept on a Friday and Monday someone pushed it into production.

    What's left?

    Oh yah, MS customer service sucks, too. Almost missed that one.

    As a shareholder of Yahoo!, I believe this buyout is an absolute horror. This is nothing more than a short term stock pop for one or both companies. There is nothing for either to gain long term. Nothing.

    Oh, and my stock is down ~25% since I purchased it, but I still don't give a darn about MS's premium price. It's just a bad idea.

    Ok. I'm calling you out. You're a Microsoft shill. No, really. I sincerely believe you're a shill. Prove me wrong and unmask your identity.