Welcome to the New Slashdot Chicago Cluster
Thanks to everyone who tested on Friday, as well as to all of SourceForge's netops crew, our corporate overlords at SourceForge for paying the bill, and of course all the engineers on Slashteam- Jamie McCarthy, Tim Vroom, Chris Nandor, Chris Brown, and Scott Collins, we are now running on the new iron in a cage in Chicago. We'll run a story in a few days about the ridiculously overpowered new hardware we have now, but now is the part of sprockets where we dance.
I tried to log on around 2300 EDT Saturday, and the connection timed out. Was the downtime planned, or did Neal eat the wires again?
Anybody want my mod points?
Slashdot moves to the true center of the Tech Universe!
We expect to see the entire Slashdot team at Bluesfest and Taste this year.
"To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
... several times.... before it took.
Congrats. And hopefully it won't be the kind of upgrade the last four ISPs I've delt with did..... an upgrade to less... quite the opposite of the claims.
So... what is going to happen to the old hardware? Are you going to going to scrap them? Hand them over to sourceforge? Sell them to another company?
Or auction them off to your readership for charity?
Oh no! Cowboy neal's porno cluster is up and running, its a damn shame to see 100tb of porn just laying around....
So, no more \.ing \.?
So now that SourceForge has upgraded Slashdot's fancy-pants hardware, when are they actually going to make sourceforge.net not suck so much?
Just kidding. I love you guys.
But seriously, sourceforge.net sucks balls.
Here they have come across the body of a server, which in itself is not so disturbing. Until it is turned over to reveal... Ants!
Game: Player 'Donald J Trump' now has AI skill level 'experimental'.
Upgrades are hard and require smarts and planning. Congratulations, I wish you good ROI.
All the technology in the world won't hide your lack of vision, talent, or understanding.
seriously i need more iron! for my little data center.
Do you guys have a description of the migration steps hidden away in a journal somewhere?
Appreciatively,
Seth
$5 / month hosted VPS on linux = awesome!
For I am but a head in a rusty metal box.
Well, the search feature isn't working.
Please tag this story !news.
/sad panda
Actually, this is news. Slashdot is snappy as hell for me, which I haven't seen in a long time. Nice work.
Oh wait, that just means I'm going to run into the lameness filter that much faster...
Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
All we need is a fake story on the new Apple Newton v2 covered in grits to see how overpowered it is. :P
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
.. apparently I can't use my mod points for postings about the new server. Interesting.
. waterwingz
... on yer new loot. Getting new over powered stuff is fun in games or in real life.
The eternal struggle of good vs. evil begins within one's self.
How many people are going to get the Sprockets reference? I can't tell if I'm laughing at the reference, or laughing at myself for finding it strangely amusing. It's frightening that a reference, on Slashdot, to a 20-year-old SNL skit makes me chuckle. Zoiks.
If the Government becomes a lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law;
In the computer world, there is no such thing as 'ridiculously overpowered'.
:P lol
Can your servers run Crysis on max settings?
It says I have points, but I cannot elevate this box! :(
Speaking of paying the bills, I have always wondered what it costs to maintain a website like Slashdot. Does anyone know what the cost of webhosting a site this large might be?
You just pumped... the server up!
Moving your site to a more central location in the states will improve my page loads - thanks /.
Congratulations on your new cage! That sounds odd when said. I don't contribute much, apart from exposing /. to those who might benefit but haven't yet found it.
I will take this opportunity to say "Thank you!" for more than a decade of the single most entertaining, informative, rewarding, gee-whiz stuff I have gotten from any site, ever. You guys do a splendid job, and I hope you will continue that effort, and that culture, forever.
Twice as crazy as I would be if I was half as crazy as I am.
However, my employer would love to find your new cluster and beat it with a tire iron.
John
This is absolutely news.
Finally, Slashdot has the highly redundant replicated infrastructure worthy of their highly redundant, replicated article topics.
There are no karma whores, only moderation johns
Seems like /. would have wanted to do more stress stesting than just one day over a holiday weekend here in the states. Hope that the new cluster can stand up once next Tuesday hits!
Also, thanks for the relocation as well. My page loads are much faster than from the old location in Santa Clara.
Your employer is Tanya Harding?
can you guys host digg on it too? Digg is too slow.
You owe me a new keyboard. And a coke.
If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
Oh, how I wish I could use my mod points on this.
As of this typing, the couple stories I've gone through don't have the damn 4px wide comment container bar things they added a month or so ago. Does that mean they are gone for good? I sure as hell hope so! I played with the CSS, and found that they are really kinda helpful if set to 1px. 4px was just horrible. I hope they are gone for good!
I now return he horizontal and the vertical back to you.
I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
same problem here ... pretty weird to see all comments with 2 points at most :)
Who'd've thunk it?
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
alt.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack
æeee!
Logistical? Political? Tax (dis)advantages?
Just curious.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
Screw that. Tag it touchmymonkey. Do it, you know you want to!
No, I can't explain better than that, those details are for sys admins to deal with. I just know enough to be dangerous.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
So now even the dead accounts can mod. Neat.
Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
All this time I though Slashdot was hosted on a couple of P2/233s running in Hemos's Mom's basement. Does Hemos's Mom live in Chicago?
I have a server in a chicago datacenter, and now my pings to slashdot.org are worse than they are from my home in texas. From the chicago server, everything gets routed through to comcast (for no good reason) then to new york and back via savvis. From Texas, it goes from time-warner to level3 and then savvis in chicago, avoiding new york entirely. Weird.
for one welcome our new Chicago Cluster OVERLORDS!
Nice move guys. Doing this sorta stuff is never fun but at least it is over now...time to party.
But is it a beowolf cluster ;)
Tim Vroom is OBVIOUSLY just a stage name. Nobody is that fast!
I hold very few opinions. I hold information based on observation and fact. If you wish to disagree, please use facts.
Greetings Germanic Dancers,
:)
Could you please add an IPv6 VIP to slashdot now that you've got this move out of the way? I mean, it's 2008 already
Have you ran any stats on your dns logs to see what percentage are requests for quad-As?
If you're nervous about suddenly blackholing because of misconfigured remote sites, perhaps you could add an ipv6beta.slashdot.org site à la ipv6.google.com? Or, I read of a long-running test a website had been running where a third of clients were served a one-pixel image from a hostname with a single AAAA record, another third a dual record, and finally a single A record to test against reachability problems.
So, I'm sure you're all smart and working on it and I'll just have to keep patiently waiting, but I'll be so pleased when your v6 integration matches undeadly.org.
And here I was imaginging somewhere deep in the /. organization ...
"Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL website! [flips switch] Slashdot at will, CmdrTaco!"
Way to burst my bubble.
we wont be able to bring down /. by posting a link to a /. article in /. no more ?
holy cow ! what the world is coming to...
Read radical news here
So did my outrageously hilarious, utterly off-topic and completely irreverent "test remark" about CowboyNeal and his extra-species amorous adventures help to set a high enough standard for sophistication and good taste in the new home?
I always like to help...
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
1. Add powerful new hardware (*COMPLETE*) /. effect.
2. Design/steal software to automatically mirror all linked pages.
3. Hijack linked DNS entries so as to prevent slowdown due to
4. ???
5. Profit!
Moving to a new data center broke an audio-enabled RSS feed: http://rss.slashdot.org/Slashdot/audio
Sad, I liked it more than a regular one.
by now...
SIGLOST && SIGUNUSED && SIGQUIT
/. is running on Windows 95 now?
Your engineers are in a cage, running on big iron? Are you using them to power some kind of large hamster wheel or something?
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
alt.nancy.kerrigan.why.why.why
FairTax baby!
Very cool. Especially the reference to... SPROCKETS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-fLW-QNy4I
I'm 28 and I got it. Then again, I also know about SCTV.
Damn it, I'll never get on a jury at this rate!
how about charset=UTF-8 already?
/. -- the Free Republic of technology.
Does this change explain my problems here?
Since Friday morning I've been unable to post as myself. Login for article/comment pages simply doesn't work, and the automatic login (thru a bookmark/cookie) only works with the front page. I try to log in, and it just spits me back to the AC page with a login box. Login only works on a PER COMMENT basis. Who the hell wants to have to log in and screw with the captcha for each and every comment?
This has happened before, but those incidents never persisted more than a few hours. We're now on Day 5 of this problem.
~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?