Phoenix Mars Lander Updates
spandex_panda writes "There are a few pictures of the Mars Lander on the ground — you can see its parachute and its heat shield a few kilometers away, too. There's a very cool looking picture of it floating down, actually captured while it's in the air with its parachute out!" We also have a YouTube video all about the robot arm that will dig down and probably find a groundhog who we all hope will see his shadow.
how many days into it's mission will it send back data on what it dug?
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When it's done (digging, that is).
First Mars blooper released by NASA
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Why have we never seen similar shots of the Apollo moon landing equipment?
My guess is that the groundhog will show us that Mars will probably be in Winter for 6 more we- err, 6 million more weeks.
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Uhh, it's nearly June. A bit late for a Groundhog Day joke, isn't it? Man, you geeks are so fucking lame.
nah its when the real volume of pics from the surface arrive that it gets interesting. Once again we can start looking for wee little people fishing from the rocks...
See more... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3232035.ece
Shame they did not land near the other probes, then they could have filmed each other. Yes, I know that is scientifically pointless, but you have to admit it would have been cool.
On the same note I always thought that Spirit or Opportunity should have been sent to visit Beagle crater...
but don't parachutes need air resistance to work? If there is no atmosphere/air on Mars, why in the world do we have a parachute on the lander? I would think it would be about as effective as opening a parachute in space...as in nothing happens. Also, "captured while its in the air" might not be an appropriate way to summarize the article as there is no air on Mars.
Can someone please explain why we are wasting our money putting a parachute on the lander? Is it really just for this "cool picture" that NASA posted?
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This issue was discussed in a series of posts on the last Mars mission, that left me more confused than I was before: is the red color in these photos and the other Phoenix images the real color of the Mars surface (or at least an accurate reconstruction of what a human eye would see with ambient light there) or is it something NASA arbitrarily adds to impress viewers with notions about "the red planet"? Previous discussion focused more on whether the people complaining were or were not NASA-denialist kooks than on whether they were factually correct.
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
Looks like someone posted the wrong Youtube link -- from the video title, it seems to describe something called the 'Pheonix' Lander, not the Phoenix Lander.
I didn't see any link to the NASA site with the complete set of pictures: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/images/index.html
Let's just hope no one with Bill Murray's luck is operating that thing, progress might be a little slow.
We can't see the landers/probes on the moon, but we can see this one on Mars. I am very impressed. Am I missing something about the relative sizes?
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I'd like to dig my demon sampling arm in her crater...
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Landers such as the Phoenix use thrusters to come to a safe, soft landing. Don't these thrusters blow away a lot of the useful sand and soil they are trying to collect?
That is the true advantage of Spirit and Opportunity, not only did they use airbags instead of rockets, they could drive away from the disturbed landing site.
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WASHINGTON, May 27 (Xinhua) -- U.S. Phoenix lander's arm movement and other activities scheduled on its second day on Mars are delayed because NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter flying over mars failed to relay commands from the Earth, the U.S. space agency reported Tuesday.
It's a hoax by NASA to ensure future funding that could be better spent on REAL things.
The wide shot in the linked article shows discoloration surrounding the lander. That makes me wonder about contamination from the descent engines affecting soil analysis.
I know a guy who is very happy that at least one robot arm is safely millions of miles away.
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Look, we haven't even been there in person and we're already dropping trash all over the place :)
Anyone recall the printer ad with the martians
holding up pages for the lander to see?
Anyone got a link?
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Does anyone have actual telescope pictures of the rovers and phoenix. So at least no one can say that the phoenix actually landed in a studio in the nevada desert ? ;-)
The Mars rover just might finally find the body of Jimmy Hoffa while digging.
We can run them for years longer than the intended mission, we can even photograph them landing from a satellite, but can we build a toilet that runs reliably in low Earth orbit? We can not. Which must go to show that poop disposal is not rocket science, it is obviously much harder.
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Shet Fays added, "Phoenix is working as expected."
"The mission has been a total success", exclaimed Azzol Johnson.
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Is it a coincidence the project cost $420m and was named after a bird that burns?
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The photos from MRO are definitely more spectacular than the ground photos. They don't have the high gain antenna & the bandwidth on this mission that the rovers had.
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if any are interested here is the MRO site ( with Phoenix landing photos taken by HIRISE ) http://marsprogram.jpl.nasa.gov/mro/ hirise site ( with Phoenix landing photos taken by HIRISE ) http://hirise.lpl.arizona.edu/index.php --------- home page for the Phoenix Mars lander http://jpl.nasa.gov/news/phoenix/main.php
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here: the thing in the air and the thing on the ground
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I'm truly serious. The picture of Phoenix descending on parachute in front of Heimdall crater is one of the most fantastic photographs in human history. It ranks right up there with the Earthrise photo taken by Apollo 8, but is more complicated.
Think about it: The MRO, stuck in a more or less fixed orbit with a period of two hours, managed to line up its camera to capture a lander that came screaming in at initially 12,000 miles per hour (probably a few hundred mph at time of photo), with an unclear amount of uncertainty in its position, based on predictions made several days ahead of time, all within the three minutes that it was on parachute. And as a sweet bonus, it just happened to be in front of a gorgeous impact crater that perhaps better than any background imaginable portrays the puniness of human endeavors compared to the universe.
This picture isn't just tough. It's unique. To the best of my knowledge, there's not even any pictures like this of the space shuttle, Apollo, Soyuz, Mercury, Gemini, or Vostok, despite there being over 250 combined entries of those craft, and many more imaging satellites in earth orbit. I really hope NASA caught this image through all three color filters on the HiRISE camera and simply hasn't composited them yet. I would love to have a giant color poster of this scene.