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Search For RMS Titanic Was a Cover Story

wiredog writes "According to National Geographic, Robert Ballard's search for the RMS Titanic in 1985 was a cover operation for the real search: They were looking for the USS Thresher and USS Scorpion, two US nuclear submarines that sank during the Cold War." ABC News also has a story on this two-fer undersea search.

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  1. In soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... Submarine sinks you

    1. Re:In soviet Russia by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      How could a Russian Reversal joke be modded offtopic, specially on an article about cold war?

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    2. Re:In soviet Russia by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Because by definition, any joke that is on-topic is automatically off-topic!!

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  2. old news by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

    I think I saw a special on the history channel about this years ago.

    1. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the French are easily tricked into going along with things... :)

    2. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ya, this was first announced about 3 years ago (I'm a big Titanic buff). That's where/how they got most of their funding for the expedition.

    3. Re:Old News by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like they refused to participate in America's war? :) WWII?
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    4. Re:Old News by sjwest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The English Navy where also 'rumored' to know the position of the boat (back in 1985) with all that submarine detection stuff in the atlantic perhaps its was question of knowing what to do with the data. The Royal Navy didnt find it physically but according to one newspaper hack they where spot on when it was found.

    5. Re:Old News by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      See that itself was a trick. Look how bent out of shape they were when we went into Afghanistan without them. Later we had to apologize and pat them on the back and let them come in and fight.

      In Iraq, we just pretended that we wanted them to help, and so they stayed the hell out of our way and now THEY are the "bad ally".

      (by the way, I'm joking for the humor impaired)

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    6. Re:Old News by Torvaun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That was America participating in Europe's war.

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    7. Re:Old News by fishbowl · · Score: 0, Troll



      >Like they refused to participate in America's war? :)

      If only America could have been persuaded to refuse too, there'd be thousands not dead,
      and tens of thousands not maimed for life. This is no "smiley" matter.

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    8. Re:old news by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm a big Titanic buff So you don't have any plastic models of the Titanic, eh?

      Or else you follow slashdot patterns and eat too much ...

      Or you are a nudist too ...

      Or you shine your collection daily ...

      Or you collect Titanic janitorial equipment ...
    9. Re:Old News by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      (by the way, I'm joking for the humor impaired) By definition, the humor impaired won't understand your jokes, so there's no point in joking for them. Better to joke for the rest of us.
    10. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, by RTFA is says it's been public knowledge since the 1990s but the Navy is just starting to talk about it. How did you get a 5 interesting?

    11. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      compared to how many still under the rule of Saddam Hussein and the Taliban?

    12. Re:Old News by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I read this in his official illustrated book out in the mid 1990s, so it most certainly is not news!

    13. Re:Old News by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Okay, okay, I give up! I surrender!

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    14. Re:old news by trongey · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think I saw a special on the history channel about this years ago. Actually, that was part of the coverup. It was a devious plot where they diverted your attention from what they were really doing by telling you what they were really doing. Nobody would ever believe they were telling the truth so the best way to hide it was to show it.
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    15. Re:Old News by jcgf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The states could have simply not put Hussein in power and everyone would have been ahead. The Taliban was defeated within a few months and now they're just stalling.

    16. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Under Hussein's regime, the percentage of houses with access to clean drinking water and electricity was higher than it has been after several years of US occupation. And the GP poster was I believe only referring to the thousands of US soldiers killed in battle, and not the tens upon tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians killed by US "whoopsies."

      Google us marines haditha for one of the many stories of US soldiers getting "carried away" or "caught up in the moment" and then going door to door pulling the elderly and crippled out of wheelchairs and executing them.

    17. Re:Old News by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4, Informative
      Discovery Channel? DISCOVERY Channel? You and your newfangled fancy pants cable channels. Back in the day, we didn't have A&E or History, or Discovery. We had PBS. And it was free. Except for Pledge week.

      Subs, Secrets and Spies, NOVA January 19, 1999

      NARRATOR: Scattered fragments of twisted metal are all that remains of Thresher, the greatest submarine of her day. This footage was shot in the 1980s by Bob Ballard, as part of a classified Navy effort to survey the debris. His cover story was his search for the Titanic.
    18. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These new documentaries seem sensationalist. The old documentaries from 5-10 years ago clearly stated that the reason for doing this remote exploration is to check on the stability of the wrecks and reactors of the sunken nuclear submarines.

    19. Re:Old News by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The states could have simply not put Hussein in power and everyone would have been ahead.

      I enjoy your "diplomacy via time travel" concept, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      Here in the real world, however... the reality is that had we not done something, Saddam likely would have gassed more of his own people than are dead today, twice over. Of course, if you listen to the left-wing, Saddam was made out of cotton candy and puppies and could do no evil.

    20. Re:old news by Real_Reddox · · Score: 1

      Well, duh.
      From TFA:
      Pieces of this Cold War tale have been known since the mid-1990s, but more complete details are now coming to light, said Titanic's discoverer, Robert Ballard.

      Didn't you read it?
      Oh, wait...

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    21. Re:Old News by sconeu · · Score: 1, Funny


      What are you, French?*
      </HUMOR>

      * HUMOR tags added for the humor-impaired, in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act.

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    22. Re:Old News by Fred_A · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Those were Wheelchairs of Mass Destruction !

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    23. Re:Old News by jabuzz · · Score: 4, Informative

      What is this "English" Navy that you speak of? As a loyal subject of Her Majesty I know of a Royal Navy.

      You could perhaps get away with describing it as the British Navy, but describing it as the English Navy has been completely incorrect since 1707.

    24. Re:Old News by tm2b · · Score: 4, Informative
      I love the way people immediately start whining about things being "old news" without bothering to RTFA.

      Pieces of this Cold War tale have been known since the mid-1990s, but more complete details are now coming to light, said Titanic's discoverer, Robert Ballard.
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    25. Re:Old News by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is pretty unlikely.
      Most systems use sound. A sunken ship is pretty dang quite.
      The other system that I can think of is MAD and with all the ships on the bottom of the North Atlantic I doubt that they would know the Titanic from a liberty ship from a MAD contact.
      I find it most interesting that they found the Titanic using the experence they gained from imaging the Threaser and Scorpion. I have to wonder why looking at our own subs was such a big secret?
      Now if they took a look at that Mike or Yankee that sunk then it would be a big deal.
      Oh and it is the Royal Navy and not the English. The folks from Scotland, Wales, and some from Northern Ireland don't really like being left out like that.

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    26. Re:Old News by MutantEnemy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Here in the real world, however... the reality is that had we not done something, Saddam likely would have gassed more of his own people than are dead today, twice over.

      Gassed them with the chemical weapons he didn't have?

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    27. Re:Old News by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Here in the real world, however... the reality is that had we not done something, Saddam likely would have gassed more of his own people than are dead today, twice over. Maybe so. However:
      1. The coalition didn't consistently claim that as its reason for the second Gulf War. (Maybe Bush did: I don't know. But Blair most certainly didn't until after it became evident that WMD wouldn't be found).
      2. He wouldn't have killed them so quickly. There was plenty of time to prepare a proper plan which extended beyond the first few weeks. The failure to do so was at best criminal negligence.
    28. Re:Old News by rcrodgers · · Score: 1

      Ballard is mentioned in the Wikipedia entry for the USS Scorpion. I read through this a few weeks ago, and thought I saw a reference to it being a dual mission there, and it supposedly wasn't shrouded in secracy, but was partially intended to find the wreck to check on possible radiation leaks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Scorpion_(SSN-589)

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    29. Re:Old News by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      There is little doubt that Saddam must have had the capability to gas his own people, many modern pesticides could be used for that with few alterations. The question was if he had the capability to manufacture high quality chemical weapons of the type that are dangerous to anyone, not the capability to kill his own people.

      Heck, if he really couldn't get his hands on any other chemical weapons, he could just use Chlorine, which is not hard to get (a number of insurgent attacks have already been carried out with it) and very deadly.

      Just because there's no evidence Saddam had chemical weapons doesn't mean he couldn't have gassed people. The two are entirely different matters, with one (chemical weapons) being highly tailored chemicals designed to kill the highest number of people from a distance, even if highly dispersed, and the other being easy to acquire but not very effective unless used in controlled circumstances (chlorine is useless because its visible and easily stopped by a gas mask).

      Trying to simplify something as complex as chemical and biological weapon capabilities down to a simple Yes/No boolean is foolish. There are a near infinite range of possibilities. The US has the capability to very quickly and easily manufacture a boatload of chemical weapons (of the real weaponized kind, not the other kind) yet if you asked the average person if the US had chemical weapons I bet you'd get a response of No. Same goes for biological. Weapons are complex, especially when you start talking weapons that have other purposes besides war.

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    30. Re:Old News by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      That was America participating in Europe's war. True, mostly. There were African and Asian theatres as well, but that's still not America's war. I was just taking a cheap jab at the French.
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    31. Re:Old News by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      I think you found my source! What sucks is that everyone is saying I didn't read the article....fact is I didn't see any information in the article that wasn't mentioned on NOVA or National Geographic.

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    32. Re:old news by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      In Other news, the Heart of the Ocean diamond still remains missing. More at 11

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    33. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't confuse deeply entrenched cowardice with a sudden burst of intelligence.

    34. Re:Old News by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      That was easy. You would not happen to be French, would you?

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    35. Re:Old News by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      It's sort of like how they found that Soviet submarine that the Glomar Explorer tried to pick up. Using sonar from several different sources and triangulating back. Exploding submarines are not quiet, and the Atlantic we being riddled with sonar detection networks during the 60's.

    36. Re:Old News by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Can I ask a serious question? What weapon ever invented has ever been used for another purpose other than to fight or prevent a war?

    37. Re:Old News by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is right but it sure wasn't when the Titanic sunk.
      The only thing that heard that where what whales that where left.

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    38. Re:Old News by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      What are you, French? Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.

      (apologies to Frank Drebin)
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    39. Re:Old News by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Informative

      You and your newfangled shiny TV stuff... Back in my day we had books...
       
        "Explorations: my quest for adventure and discovery under the sea." (Hyperion, 1995)
       
      Seriously, not only is this not news, or even new news... TFA gets the sequence of events all wrong. Ballard had already been hunting Titanic with side scan sonar and photo sleds (which is even harder than finding a needle in a haystack) when the Navy approached him to map the wreckage of Thresher and Scorpion. Not find, but map (the locations were already known to the Navy). This was done as part of a Navy project to examine reactors known to be on the bottom of the ocean to determine if reactors could be disposed of by ocean dumping. They also dove on both wrecks using the Alvin (Oxford University Press, 1990) to take samples of the seabed and wreckage and to take radiation readings (photographs from this expedition can be seen at the Naval Historical Center page on Scorpion ).
       
      When the Navy hired him to perform those surveys, he examined the earlier ones (there have been several), and realized that debris trails were the key to locating deep water wrecks. The Scorpion wreck site is compact as she broke up on impact with the bottom. Thresher's wreck on the other hand is scattered across a considerable area as she broke up (relatively) shallow. The Navy however refused to pay for a search for Titanic to prove the theory and to further test Dr. Ballard's new mapping sled. Instead the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution funded a search for Titanic as an extension of the expedition to map the Scorpion's wreckage. (Though all WHOI knew was that it was a classified USN expedition.)

    40. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to break this to you, but those people were going to die anyway.

    41. Re:Old News by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Tony Stark's suit?

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    42. Re:Old News by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      That does not change the fact that the US, my country, is now explicitly responsible for many thousands of deaths which would not have otherwise occurred.

      That's exactly the point I was arguing. Saddam has an established history of killing tens of thousands of his own people, to say that no deaths would have occurred without coalition action is ridiculously simplistic. The simple fact is that he was already a mass-murderer, and there's no reason to believe he would have stopped killing after some arbitrary cut-off date.

    43. Re:Old News by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      For a moment I thought I was on Fark

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    44. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google it and find out it is mostly fiction. Popularized by a blowhard, ex-marine, politician ^W^W^W traitor from Pennsylvania.

    45. Re:Old News by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Rifles/guns are used for hunting.

      Explosives are used in construction.

      Knifes are used for a multitude of purposes.

      Many medieval weapons are used for decoration.

      Swords are used for entertainment & exorcize.

      That's all I can come up with off the top of my head

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    46. Re:Old News by backbyter · · Score: 1

      Not sure of the parameters to the question, but:

      . A knife has many purposes.
      . A mortar is used for avalanche control.
      . A gun is used to place items in concrete.
      . A gun is used to start races.
      . A rocket is used to launch "peaceful" spacecraft.
      . Radar is used to cook food.
      . Subs are used to explore the sea.

    47. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      New Scientist reported Ballard was looking for the nuclear subs in a 1995 feature. http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg14719974.500-20-000-tasks-under-the-sea.html

    48. Re:Old News by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      To give a slightly more serious answer,

      I believe the original poster was talking about Chemical agents that are used for civilian purposes, but could double as Chemical Weapons in a pinch. pesticides, herbicides, etc.

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    49. Re:Old News by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Right... I'm sure all this information is completely imaginary in nature: Halabja poison gas attack. Educate thyself.

    50. Re:Old News by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      He was probably working for the French secret service, keeping his mouth shut until they found them then stealing all the nuclear secrets.

    51. Re:old news by Intron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think a mod does not share your sense of humor.

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    52. Re:Old News by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

      That was America participating in Europe's war. When did Hawaii join Europe?
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    53. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Pearl Harbour.

    54. Re:Old News by algae · · Score: 1

      Discovery Channel? DISCOVERY Channel? You and your newfangled fancy pants cable channels. Back in the day, we didn't have A&E or History, or Discovery. We had PBS. And it was free. Except for Pledge week.

      Get off my lawn.

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    55. Re:Old News by Xest · · Score: 1

      Or until about 2010 - 2015 if Scotland and Wales get their way anytime soon ;)

    56. Re:Old News by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Hitler (per his Axis obligation) declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor, so we were enthusiastically invited to participate!

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    57. Re:Old News by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Just because there's no evidence Saddam had chemical weapons doesn't mean he couldn't have gassed people."

      Actually, Saddam had had real chemical weapons, and had in fact used them on his people to the north in the past.

      Now...what happened to said weapons, who knows? But, he did in fact possess and use them in the past.

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    58. Re:Old News by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
      I don't think the French were involved in the "search" for the Subs. It was merely a test of Ballard's Argo system. Its a shame Ballard (whose knowledge of the Titanic is flimsy and has milked the story for all he is worth, and revered as near God-like by some) didn't make this clear. But then, what do you expect from Nat Geo and their "non-story" of the so-called real reason for the search for the Titanic?

    59. Re:old news by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sometimes I intentionally troll and get modded insightful. Sometimes I try to be funny and get modded troll. It always amazes me, and this time is no exception. I thought I had laid it on thick enough that even the most self-righteous moral guardian could at least tell it was trying to be funny.

      Oh well. Here comes an off-topic mod to set me on my ear :-)

    60. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That was America participating in Europe's war.

      Well, see, the thing about WORLD Wars is, they happen around the WORLD, not just in Europe... :)

    61. Re:Old News by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      back in my day we only had word-of-mouth, so i will take your entire story at face value without clicking on any of the high-falootin' links

    62. Re:old news by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was part of the coverup. It was a devious plot where they diverted your attention from what they were really doing by telling you what they were really doing. Nobody would ever believe they were telling the truth so the best way to hide it was to show it. Yep, that's the genius of the Karl Rove. We now all believe they are just lying so, they can actually tell the truth and no one will believe them. I must admit, I missed it at first, but, wow, what a plan!
    63. Re:Old News by hacker · · Score: 1

      You and your newfangled shiny TV stuff... Back in my day we had books...

      What is this "book" thing you speak of? Is that like a portable 500k text file?

    64. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now...what happened to said weapons, who knows? They sat in storage and degraded, eventually becoming useless. We even found some of them, it was the closest thing to WMDs that they turned up.
    65. Re:Old News by bytesex · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking, sort of. The French guy probably knew, but either had his own motives, or he was told but is now kept out of the limelight because retrospectively, that would have been illegal. Don't forget that the western secret services do work together at certain levels, in spite of their respective governments' apparent disagreements (a lot of valuable intel during the second Iraq war came from the French and German intelligence agencies, in spite of their governments' official opposition to it, for example). Sometimes western governments play good-cop-bad-cop.

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    66. Re:Old News by hamsan · · Score: 1

      Some people who recall seeing the coverup search may be thinking of Project Jennifer, where Howard Hughes was supposedly searching for manganese but was really searching for a Russian nuclear submarine.

    67. Re:Old News by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Did you ever hear about a country called Japan, and how they bombed the crap out of a piece of Hawaii and took over the Philippines, both of which were American territories at the time? The Asian theater was definitely America's war.

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    68. Re:Old News by dave420 · · Score: 1

      That was America participating in Europe's war so it wouldn't become America's war.

    69. Re:old news by lazy+genes · · Score: 1

      Yea, The real mission was to sample and map the ocean bottom for future mineral extraction. The secret code name to this mission was THEGLOMARISSIONWASSOSUCCESSFULINfleecingthetaxpayersthatwe'llhavetotryitagain.

    70. Re:Old News by jschwarz · · Score: 1

      A couple of years ago I attended a public talk by Ballard in which he told this story. My recollection is that according to him when it became public that he had discovered the Titanic (I don't remember how that happened) the Navy found someone else to take credit for funding the search so they wouldn't have to explain why they had done so.

    71. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not use Saddam Hussein as a rationale for ongoing engagement.

  3. In other news by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bush's search for WMDs in Iraq was actually a cover story for the real search: Where's Waldo?

    1. Re:In other news by linal · · Score: 3, Funny

      found him!

      news at 11

    2. Re:In other news by VValdo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where?!

      W

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    3. Re:In other news by joeytmann · · Score: 0, Redundant

      damn no mod points to rate +1 Funny.

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    4. Re:In other news by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      How long have you held on to that handle just to make that particular comment?

    5. Re:In other news by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTF? His username is VValdo. Looks like Waldo, but now I'm curious. Where's the real Waldo?

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    6. Re:In other news by johndiii · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here. Hasn't been active for a couple of years, though.

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    7. Re:In other news by treeves · · Score: 1

      Estimating from the UID, quite a long time...ah, but you've only been here 15 minutes. How would you know?

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    8. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, methinks this search is a cover story for the real search: Elvis who was kidnapped by the aliens living in Atlantis by the Illuminati that infiltrated the world guv'ments.

    9. Re:In other news by jalet · · Score: 1

      I thought they were searching for Olive Oil.

      Or maybe it was only for Oil, I don't remember for sure...

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    10. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually Olive Oyl. Olive oil is about half of a proper salad dressing.

    11. Re:In other news by jalet · · Score: 1

      Well, you're probably right. In any case they searched that sort of thing (I mean Oil).

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    12. Re:In other news by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I guess he's upside down due to "enhanced interrogation".

    13. Re:In other news by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Waldo? Is that a bit like Where's Wally?

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    14. Re:In other news by Syrinx_87 · · Score: 1

      Or is it like OÃ est Charlie?

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    15. Re:In other news by bemo56 · · Score: 1
      From the Wikipedia article

      For the initial UK release of Martin Handford's book in 1987, he titled the character "Wally". The "Where's Waldo" trademark was adapted for 28 countries. In addition to language translation, each franchise gave a new name and personality to the character. He became Charlie in France, Walter in Germany, Holger in Denmark, Willy in Norway and Hetti in Sri Lanka & Goa. Waldo can also be found in Japan. In Israel, Wally got renamed as Effy, and was a huge success at the time of its release. However the most successful of the franchises, even surpassing the original "Wally" brand, was the North American adaptation, "Where's Waldo?"

  4. Old News by Major+Blud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember hearing about this quite a few years ago, so this really isn't ground breaking news. I wish I could name a source....probably the Discovery Channel. I saw the special on the National Geographic Channel about this last night. The part that amazes me is that Ballard was able to keep his French partner in the dark about searching for the Scorpion.

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  5. This is either... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a test to measure the international paranoia level or a carefully timed admission, now that nobody would be surprised anymore about the US faking a civil operation to hide military objectives.

  6. The Diamond by D+Ninja · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah...Robert Ballard was really searching for a very expensive diamond dropped overboard by Rose.

  7. Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    So is James Cameron going to make a 3 hour chick flick where a young enlisted man falls in love with a high ranking officer, and they make love in the engine room while the Captain, the officer's life partner, searches frantically for him. Then the submarine starts to sink and the gay enlisted man gives the officer the last life jacket and the officer says, "I'll never let go!" and then he lets go and James Cameron wins 200 more Oscars?

    1. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      So is James Cameron going to make a 3 hour chick flick where a young enlisted man falls in love with a high ranking officer, and they make love in the engine room while the Captain, the officer's life partner, searches frantically for him. Then the submarine starts to sink and the gay enlisted man gives the officer the last life jacket and the officer says, "I'll never let go!" and then he lets go and James Cameron wins 200 more Oscars? It's like a slash fanfic adapted for twitter.
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    2. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      It's like a slash fanfic adapted for twitter. The blog or the troll?
    3. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      There's a difference?

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    4. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      twitter strode into the room and told the unvarnished truth, rough diamond that he was. The assembled Microsoft shills jeered at him and he looked crestfallen. Erris watched from the sidelines and then piped up 'he's right, I found this article on MacTrope's journal'. Later they...

      Damn you. Now I'm need to overwrite my brain with the backup I made before I started writing this.

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    5. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to tell you that your sig was intriguing enough that I had to go learn some assembler and figure out what it does.

      Very devious. :-) Thanks for the excuse to learn something new!

    6. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's round, hard, long, and full of seamen?



      A submarine. Duh! What did you think the answer was?

    7. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't done assembler in a long time, perhaps you could save me the trouble of looking it up? Auto starting endless loop?

    8. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1
      It's a fork bomb

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb#Example_fork_bombs

      while(1)
          fork();
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    9. Re:Titanic 2: Underwater Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for taking the time to respond. :)

  8. Project Jennifer by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Informative

    The U.S. government has used false pretenses to cover up secret submarine recovery operations before. In Project Jennifer, the CIA got Howard Hughes to build the Glomar Explorer, ostensibly to mine undersea minerals but actually to try and recover a sunken Russian submarine. The project failed to recover much of the submarine, which broke apart as it was being pulled to the surface. However, two Russian nuclear missiles were recoverd.

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    1. Re:Project Jennifer by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 4, Informative

      I believe they also recovered 12 Russian crew members bodies in the piece they did recover which there given a proper burial at sea. Tho they have never actually stated how much of the sub was actually recovered or what was in it. In all honesty this is the first time I heard any specifics of what was brought up.

    2. Re:Project Jennifer by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're correct. They actually performed a burial at sea for the remains of the Soviet sailors that were recovered. In the 1980's during a trip to the Soviet Union, President Regan provided a copy of the video taken during the ceremony. This fact wasn't made public until almost 15 years later though. A short snippet of the video has been shown on a tv show about the Glomar Explorer & it's true mission. It was on one of the tv channels like Discovery or History Channel.

      And here's a bit more trivia. Know why it was called "Project Jennifer"? Jennnifer was the name of the daughter of the guy who conceived of the idea.

    3. Re:Project Jennifer by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a lot of controversy about exactly what was recovered. It's now public knowledge that the remains of some of the Soviet crew was recovered. It's also believed that multiple missiles were recovered, as you indicated. But how could they successfully recover missiles from inside the sub as well as human remains but not recover much of the actual sub itself? The public story that the claw used to grab the sub broke and thereby caused the sub to also break in half seems a bit far fetched given what was recovered.

    4. Re:Project Jennifer by darkmeridian · · Score: 3, Informative

      The operation pulled up only a small fraction of the submarine, but it was 38 feet's worth of submarine. You can fit six corposes and two nuclear missiles in that much space. It's also unclear what the CIA would be lying about at this time; were there space aliens in the submarine?

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    5. Re:Project Jennifer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The unofficial story is that the entire operation was successful with a full recovery of all weapons, code books, navigation systems, communication encryption hardware, etc. The bodies of the soviet sailors were returned to the location for a proper burial along with dissected wreckage of the Soviet sub that could be scattered to create a debris field to make the mission look like a failure. The failure story was designed as disinformation to keep the Soviets guessing as to how much we knew about their military and its capabilities. With the communication encryption geat we were able to intercept Soviet military communications at will which gave the US a decisive advantage. Even in the first Gulf War the Iraq Army was still using the same encryption hardware.

    6. Re:Project Jennifer by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 4, Informative

      And in fact here's the video in question: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9135890926136363372

      No audio, just a 15 minute video showing the service.

    7. Re:Project Jennifer by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      My bad. There is audio.

    8. Re:Project Jennifer by afidel · · Score: 1

      No it's easy to believe, returning hulls from the deep often cracks them along some seam, if one part of the ship had its center of gravity within the cradle while the other part did not it's easy to imagine how they could recover a part of the ship with contents in tact while the other part would be lost

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    9. Re:Project Jennifer by inviolet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The U.S. government has used false pretenses to cover up secret submarine recovery operations before. In Project Jennifer, the CIA got Howard Hughes to build the Glomar Explorer, ostensibly to mine undersea minerals but actually to try and recover a sunken Russian submarine. The project failed to recover much of the submarine, which broke apart as it was being pulled to the surface. However, two Russian nuclear missiles were recoverd.

      Probably the most interesting thing about that mission was the real reason behind it...

      The Russian sub had left its assigned patrol area without leave. It surfaced and may have attempted a rogue missile launch against Hawaii. A failsafe or tamper-proofing or other failure caused the missile to self-destruct inside the launch tube. The sub then sank.

      In the salvage effort the Americans weren't aiming to learn anything about Soviet nuclear sub construction. Rather, they wanted to prove (to the Russians) the suspicion that the sub's officers had gone rogue. This information was a powerfully upsetting revelation to the Russian military command, because it meant they did not have reliable control over their boomers.

      John Craven, one of the guys who worked on the salvage project eventually wrote a tell-some book about it. Fascinating stuff.

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    10. Re:Project Jennifer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, two Russian nuclear missiles were recovered.

      Actually, as I recall, they were torpedoes.

      My father was a principle designer on this project for it's duration, and received an award from the President of the U.S. for his service to his country.

      Check out the book, "A Matter of Risk: The Incredible Inside Story of the CIA's Hughes Glomar Explorer Mission to Raise a Russian Submarine", it tells much of the story.

    11. Re:Project Jennifer by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ". A failsafe or tamper-proofing or other failure caused the missile to self-destruct inside the launch tube. "

      also apparently they do have some sort of control.

      "John Craven, one of the guys who worked on the salvage project eventually wrote a tell-some book about it."

      Actually he wrote:
      "There existed a possibility, small though it might be, that the skipper of this rogue submarine was attempting to launch...a ballistic missile with a live warhead in the direction of Hawaii....There is also a small probability that this launch attempt doomed the sub."

      Sewell and Richmond wrote a book about that, but it's a yarn based in a small subset of fact blown out of proportion, much like what Charles Berlitz did with ' The Roswell incident.'

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    12. Re:Project Jennifer by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      It's also unclear what the CIA would be lying about at this time; were there space aliens in the submarine? Assuming the CIA is lying just saves time for everyone involved.
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    13. Re:Project Jennifer by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The story I've heard (from one who worked closely on the Glomar project) is that:

              1) An early SOSUS network picked up a rather large "thump" from a region of the ocean in which the rogue sub was suspected to be. Using the SOSUS data is how people were able to find the wreckage in the first place;
              2) Recovered was part of the hull, which proved to be very pitted along its top surface, and Russian sailor corpses, who were wearing heavy coats of the type *worn when fuelling missiles*;
              3) Simulations done at-sea later, with high-explosives, indicates that the pitting and deformations of the hull were probably left there when something exploded *above* the sub;
              4) Postulations abound, but one making the rounds is that a nuclear warhead launched from the sub exploded above it, essentially forcing the entire sub underwater. When the sub reached its crush depth, the distinctive sound that the hull makes when collapsing is what SOSUS picked up.

            I haven't read the fictionalized accounts about the whole incident. All that I report here I have heard from one who worked with Craven, and I don't know how much is hearsay or simply good storytelling.

    14. Re:Project Jennifer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Though I am not religious, I was really touched by this service. In a time of extreme distrust and animosity, it's really great to see people treat their enemy as they'd like to be treated.

      I wish such an attitude was present today worldwide.

    15. Re:Project Jennifer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was not done for (or only for) altruistic reasons. It was done so that if the Soviets found out about it, we could take the moral high ground by having been respectful and providing a proper service. That is why it was taped: so we would have that evidence, instead of just saying "Take our word for it".

      I'm afraid I don't remember the source of this info, as it has been some time. But I am saying that the above are not paranoid rantings, but are actually stated by some of those involved as being the purpose.

    16. Re:Project Jennifer by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. A very moving video and a credit to the humanity of everyone involved.

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    17. Re:Project Jennifer by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      While I love this version of events, according to Wikipedia that whole bit of it that you've just described is filed under conspiracy theory.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Jennifer

    18. Re:Project Jennifer by inviolet · · Score: 1

      While I love this version of events, according to Wikipedia that whole bit of it that you've just described is filed under conspiracy theory.

      I read that too. That's a different theory from a different book. Read up on Craven's book instead -- he's one of the guys who actually worked on the Glomar project.

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  9. Titantic title unfair by gihan_ripper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, RMS might be a little on the large size, but Titanic? Come on.

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    1. Re:Titantic title unfair by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's GNU/Titanic. Get it right.

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    2. Re:Titantic title unfair by berashith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Titanic
      Is
      Totally
      Another
      Non
      Immersible
      Craft

    3. Re:Titantic title unfair by colinbrash · · Score: 1

      Hey, RMS might be a little on the large size, but Titanic? Come on. Must be all that free beer.
    4. Re:Titantic title unfair by RDW · · Score: 0

      Well, it's long been rumoured that the entire GNU project was a cover story concocted by the FSF to disguise their search for the editor lost in the depths of Emacs...

    5. Re:Titantic title unfair by jcgf · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he seems large at first, but then you must realize that what you see has been multiplied by the square root of 2 and he is actually larger than he appears. Though still not enough to be referred to as "Titanic".

    6. Re:Titantic title unfair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he seems large at first, but then you must realize that what you see has been multiplied by the square root of 2 and he is actually larger than he appears.

      If what you see has been multiplied by the square root of 2, he's smaller than he appears... The square root of 2 is greater than 1.
  10. Wow, it makes sense now... by monkeyboythom · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I was a little short with him," said Thunman, who retired as a vice admiral and now lives in Springfield, Illinois. He emphasized that the mission was to study the sunken warships. Once Ballard had completed his mission--if time was left--Thunman said, Ballard could do what he wanted, but never gave him explicit permission to search for the Titanic.

    And all this time I thought Ballard was pissy because the others on the boat were making fun of his hair loss.

    Now I know it was both!

  11. Huh ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did RMS have to do with the Titanic ????

  12. Imagine the phone call home? by Lurker2288 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hi, Navy? It's Bob Ballard. Guess what I just found."

  13. Doesn't Compute by headhot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I call BS. The USN knew exactly where the Thresher when down as if failed durring monitored sea trials, and knew that the Scorpion didn't go down in the North Atlantic.

    1. Re:Doesn't Compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ambassador Andrei Lysenko: One of our submarines, an Alfa, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time.
      Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Andrei, you've lost another submarine?

    2. Re:Doesn't Compute by brouski · · Score: 4, Informative

      The point wasn't to locate the two subs, it was to get up close investigation of the wreckage.

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    3. Re:Doesn't Compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I checked the Wikipedia entries and it appears you are correct.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Scorpion_%28SSN-589%29#The_search

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Thresher_(SSN-593)

    4. Re:Doesn't Compute by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They still needed a deep-water submersible to check them out, and Ballard used the experience with the debris fields of the subs to help him find the Titanic. What exactly are you calling BS on?

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    5. Re:Doesn't Compute by BCW2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They had only used towed cameras to photograph Scorpion before. The Thresher was visited by the Trieste and they had recovered some parts.

      The Thresher did go down during sea trials after an overhaul. There were several factors that sank her, too many for here. One soul actually called the depth every 50 ft as they sank, no panic just steady data. He knew what was coming!

      The Scorpion was sunk by a battery malfunction in a Mark 37 electric torpedo. The battery got hot enough to set off the warhead or exploded and set it off. Then the rest of the torpedo warheads detonated.

      Electric torpedoes have sunk more of our subs than enemy vessels. The MK18 in WWII sank the Tang and several other boats as they had a tendency for circular runs. If anyone ever proposes another electric fish he should be shot!

      A cold war Sub sailor.

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    6. Re:Doesn't Compute by Raistlin77 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Scorpion was sunk by a battery malfunction in a Mark 37 electric torpedo. The battery got hot enough to set off the warhead or exploded and set it off. Then the rest of the torpedo warheads detonated.
      This was proven not to be the cause, as the area where the torpedoes were stored was neither utterly destroyed nor even partially damaged. You can clearly see that part of the sub perfectly intact in photos. 1 torpedo exploding would cause significant damage - all the torpedoes exploding, whether all at once or in succession, would have completely obliterated the bow.
    7. Re:Doesn't Compute by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      The article specifically negates your account of how it sank. Read it and check out the videos...

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    8. Re:Doesn't Compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The torpedo exploded through a unintended detonation-path. Meaning: the explosion wasn't as effective as designed because it wasn't detonated by its fuse, but by the gradual warming of the battery. Compare this to a nuclear bomb that can fizzle if the timings aren't truly perfect.
      In the end this can explain the fact that all the hatches near the torpedo-room were blown open, but the hull itself wasn't damaged.

    9. Re:Doesn't Compute by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 1
      This story doesn't add up to me either. One doesn't deviate from military orders to go on a fishing expedition for lost treasure. You could spin it like this. "A government contractor used the cover of finding two nuclear submarines as funding and license to recover artifacts for the the Titanic. This discovery was used by Ballard for his own fame and fortune, at taxpayers expense through a military contract." From the ABC article:

      The Navy made a deal with Ballard. After his submarine search was concluded, it would fund an expedition to find the Titanic and now a National Geographic documentary called "Titanic: The Final Secret" follows the true story of the search and recovery of the 1912 shipwreck.
      I sure wish I could get the government to pay for my treasure hunt.
    10. Re:Doesn't Compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. We should go back to steam-powered torpedoes. Much much safer!

    11. Re:Doesn't Compute by Minimum_Wage · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, the torpedo theory has been pretty well debunked. The bow is the most intact part of the Scorpion - just compare the pictures of the Scorpion to the Kursk (which did suffer an internal torpedo explosion that tore the bow apart).

      There's no official explanation for the loss of the Scorpion, but from the available evidence it seems like it suffered some kind of casualty that quickly drove it under test depth (like flooding or a jammed diving plane). Check out "Silent Steel" by Stephen Johnson for a well-researched and rational look at the events surrounding the Scorpion's loss.

    12. Re:Doesn't Compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone ever proposes another electric fish he should be shot! Yeah, especially like that Big Mouth Billy Bass electric fish.

    13. Re:Doesn't Compute by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There were several factors that sank her, too many for here.

      Realistically, it reduces to two things:

      1) When the Main Seawater Pipe shears, the boat sinks. Period. The engine room has too much volume to be lifted to the surface by any combination of blowing ballast and driving up, even ignoring that you lose the main engines when the MSW shears.

      2) The High Pressure Air system iced up. The air in the tanks wasn't dry enough, and when it expanded, it froze out until the pipes were blocked. Which pretty much prevented blowing ballast.

      One soul actually called the depth every 50 ft as they sank, no panic just steady data. He knew what was coming!

      Everyone who goes down in one of the boats knows. There's always the chance of taking the Thresher and Scorpion out of Port and Starboard when you go down, and any sane sailor knows it. Any experienced sailor knows how many times his boat has come closer than he'd like to doing it (mine, once while I was on it, once before that), and worries every time he goes down.

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    14. Re:Doesn't Compute by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Don't like answering myself, but it occurred to me that "Port and Starboard" was not self-explanatory.

      Used in that way, it refers to watchstanding. Normally, a Sailor stands one watch in three. Occasionally, for whatever reason, you find yourself standing one watch in two. Which means you are Port and Starboard with the other guy who stands your watch while you sleep.

      The Thresher and Scorpion are on a Port and Starboard watch at the bottom, waiting for someone to come along and put them on a three-watch rotation...

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    15. Re:Doesn't Compute by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      I call BS. The USN knew exactly where the Thresher when down as if failed durring monitored sea trials, and knew that the Scorpion didn't go down in the North Atlantic. That's an interesting point. The Navy had searched for, found, and even photographed the remains of both the Thresher and the Scorpion long before Ballard took his trip in the 80's. The only reason I can think of for the secrecy of Ballard's mission was that perhaps the Soviets still didn't know the location of either sub, and the Navy still considered some of the technology in the wreck classified.

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    16. Re:Doesn't Compute by mr_death · · Score: 1

      As the old intel canard goes, "Those who know aren't talking; those who are talking don't know." "cold war Sub sailor" is either speculating, or is providing classifed data and is standing by to make little rocks out of big rocks for a decade or two at Leavenworth.

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    17. Re:Doesn't Compute by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      The MSW pipe ruptured because it wasn't made to spec, a corporate greed problem. This was cured by the Sub-Safe program adapted from aviation safety procedures.
      There were screens in the ballast tank blow valves that iced over blocking the flow. Those screens no longer exist.

      The Scorpion was returning from the Med. and was found pointed in the wrong direction. When several Captains were asked, they replied that a "hot running torpedo" would cause them to reverse course to activate the auto shutdown feature. There was a serious battery problem with the MK37 during this time period.

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    18. Re:Doesn't Compute by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The summation is misleading: the search for the Titanic was WELL after the dives and mapping / photography of the two military subs. There was no cover.

    19. Re:Doesn't Compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The Thresher wreckage was explored in the early '60s, and National Geographic magazine even reported on it in a story called 'Down to Thresher by Bathyscaph' in the June, 1946 issue.

    20. Re:Doesn't Compute by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      No longer classified. All the Skipjack SSN 589 class boats and Thresher SSN 593 (renamed Permit SSN 594) class boats have been cut up for scrap. Very little about them remains classified. The MK37 torpedo was taken out of service in 78, my boat practiced with exercise versions one time in 78. Never took one on patrol MK48s only.

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  14. Uh, duh? by grocer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Didn't anybody else wonder how Ballard got funding for a picture taking expedition? Salvage in the ocean is basically anyone's ball game and is funded on premise of profit...who else other than the Navy would be funding essentially R&D for salvage without salvaging anything?

    1. Re:Uh, duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if one found the titanic and only took pictures, it would have made for a very profitable documentary, like all the ones that were made using the footage he took of the titanic.

    2. Re:Uh, duh? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Quite a few people had, prior to Ballard finding it, searched for Titanic. Ballard himself lead two failed expeditions paid for by private citizens. (Read his 1996 autobiography.)

  15. Dual Use Technology by Lumenary7204 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The remotely-controlled drone that Ballard used to search for the Thresher, Scorpion, and Titanic is an excellent example of a piece of dual-use equipment.

    More recent exploration of the Titanic's wreckage with remote drones and two-man submarines indicates that the edge of the iceberg that the Titanic hit may have been somewhat "crowbar" shaped, with a vertically-oriented escarpment below the surface puncturing the ship from underneath, in addition to gashing it open from the side. This may help explain why the Titanic sank so rapidly, since the side-hull tears didn't seem to be large enough to account for the volume of water pouring into the ship.

  16. Fractured story by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually the Navy has been down to the Thresher and Scorpion sites several times, with cameras, many decades ago.

    While the Navy may have funded Ballard's research, it's unlikely that a "cover story" would fool anybody. Those thingies are expensive to build and run, nobody does that just for fun.

    1. Re:Fractured story by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe that Ballard was looking specifically for the nuclear reactors on board the two subs. The Navy hired him to locate them to ensure they weren't leaking anything radioactive. So he had to do more than just locate the hull of the subs but search the entire debris field of each sub. According to an interview I heard with him just the other day he used what he learned searching those debris fields to locate the Titanic.

    2. Re:Fractured story by heelrod · · Score: 1

      Why would the Military ask some civi to do something for them? Lay off the chronic fellas.

      The government is not after you. They already have you

      This story is BS. Just like most crap on /.

      The RMS blurb is great.

    3. Re:Fractured story by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Would the USN care if the reactors were leaking? Don't they just dump radioactive waste into the ocean anyway? Something else was up. Probably greys that escaped from Area 51 that Elvis shot down with his gold-plated UFO.

    4. Re:Fractured story by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

      if they were leaking, then it would be easier for the soviets to find them since they could just go looking for traces of radioactivity in the vicinity of the crash site

    5. Re:Fractured story by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Water blocks radiation - if you got close enough to detect a cracked reactor, you would probably also see the debris.

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    6. Re:Fractured story by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      A civilian provides plausible deniability, which is exactly why the military would ask civilians to do something for them. A civilian research vessel within a few dozen miles of your lost vessel is maybe cause for a raised eyebrow, but a US Navy-flagged vessel nearby is cause to put a few extra subs in the area and maybe send a battle fleet nearby to continue protecting the right to transit international waters.

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    7. Re:Fractured story by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Water absorbs certain kinds of radiation, and then the water disperses. The strength of the radiation can be traced back to the original wreckage.

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    8. Re:Fractured story by Bryansix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Military hires civilian contractors all the time. You are the one who needs to lay off the chronic.

    9. Re:Fractured story by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Military agencies hire civilian experts all the time. It's not worth their while to maintain experts in every field so they outsource things like that when they come up.

    10. Re:Fractured story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radiation is energy as such it can be said to be asborbed by the water but that is not completely accurate. It would be analogus to heating the water in a pan. If radioactive contaiminants were present they could defuse and possibly be traced back, however seawater contains natural uranium so you would have to be very close in order to detect a change from background. Neither sub is anywhere close to the Titanic and both of those locations were known long before we ever found the Titanic. Contracted survfeys of the sub may have paid the majority of the expenses for a single mission which looked at all three sites but it was not a cover up.

  17. Back in the old days by multi-flavor-geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They had this huge Howard Hughes project to vacuum up metallic nodules off the ocean floor that was a cover to attempt to recover a Russian sub that sank in 15000 feet of water, they got a chunk of it, but a mechanical failure resulted in most of the sub staying on the bottom.

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    1. Re:Back in the old days by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      It was called the Glomar Explorer. It's discussed earlier in this thread.

  18. Richard M Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    What was he doing on the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean? Combatting the Black Ooze?

    1. Re:Richard M Stallman by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wow, it took this far down the page for someone to make a Stallman joke? I'm surprised.

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  19. I didn't know this was supposed to be secret still by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    My Technological Catastrophes professor back in college was on the team that searched for the thresher as a nuclear environmental safety expert. He gave a lecture on this subject a year ago. I don't think this is still a secret.

  20. Old story by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    That the Titanic was an afterthought to the submarine search has been well-known for many years.

                Brett

  21. define your acronyms by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Funny


    "RMS Titanic"...? Oh, you must be referring to the GNU/Hurd kernel.

    1. Re:define your acronyms by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      The Titanic wasn't sunk by an iceberg, it was sunk by an Iceweasel.

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  22. A great submarine book.. by SixDimensionalArray · · Score: 5, Informative

    One of my favorite books which tells some of the stories of cold-war era submarine operations is "Blind Man's Bluff: The Untold Story of American Submarine Espionage" (ISBN# 006103004X). One of the stories is about the USS Scorpion.

    I haven't read it yet, but the story of the USS Thresher is also told in "The Death of the USS Thresher: The Story Behind History's Deadliest Submarine Disaster" (ISBN# 1592283926).

    Very interesting!

    SixD

    1. Re:A great submarine book.. by wytten · · Score: 1

      Yes, Blind Man's Bluff is an excellent book...I've submitted it as a story idea for a Nova episode, but so far no response.

    2. Re:A great submarine book.. by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's already been a tv show made about the book. It's titled the same thing and came out a few years ago. It was done by A&E though, not PBS. You can get a DVD of it here: http://store.aetv.com/html/product/index.jhtml?id=70724

  23. Tinfoil hat mode on by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    If they admit this so easily and without being cornered by evidence, what were they really after?

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  24. Anyone else notice.... by arkham6 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That the navy wanted to chuck nuclear waste into the OCEAN!?!

    1. Re:Anyone else notice.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Er, it used to be fairly common practice. It certainly was in the UK for quite some time: the low level waste was put into drums, sealed up and dumped in the Irish Sea. Windscale used to discharge certain by-products into the Irish Sea, too.

      Turns out the Irish weren't to happy about that.

    2. Re:Anyone else notice.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where do you think most of the decommissioned Russian nuke boats ended up? They towed them north and either opened the bilges or spent the afternoon firing torpedoes into them. I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts that there are some unholy nuclear messes around the arctic circle.

      The only difference being that the USSR didn't have much of an EPA to contend with. "Dump it in the ocean" was SOP for many countries for a long time. It doesn't make it right, but to think that we were the only ones is silly.

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    3. Re:Anyone else notice.... by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Standard operating procedure throughout the cold war. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farallon_Islands#Nuclear_waste

    4. Re:Anyone else notice.... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      Pretty defensive there, bud. The OP did not claim that America was the only country, he's just saying that a western democratic country is doing it.
      Shouldn't a rich country like America be setting some standard for others to follow?

    5. Re:Anyone else notice.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That's not a problem.

      Dump it deep enough, and it won't go anywhere.
      Radiation is not contagious.

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    6. Re:Anyone else notice.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      Setting what standard? *Doing* what? They were studying the feasibility of dumping waste reactors. Nothing more.

      The USSR *was* dumping old reactors at the bottom of the sea with no regard for future environmental damage. We were "looking in to it." Big difference.

      http://www.ce-review.org/99/21/szyszlo21.html

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    7. Re:Anyone else notice.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would hardly think that's what the Russians would do.

      Do you think they will let everyone else snoop on their subs by just sinking it under the Arctic ?
      Every generation of submarine you get to examine of your enemy the better your chances of tracking the subs and neutralizing the existing ones.

      Only the USA is bothered is a sick and tired attitude. The only country to have not signed the koyoto protocol and which contributes the most to pollution ...

    8. Re:Anyone else notice.... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      That's like saying that we were only investigating the possiblility of creating concentration camps for disendents, while Stalin actually did it.

  25. With Pics! by csmacd · · Score: 3, Informative

    USS Scorpion has been visited a couple of times, http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/sh-usn/usnsh-s/ssn589-n.htm has pics.

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  26. Thresher was found years before. by AJWM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is sheer fabrication. The wreckage of the Thresher was located years earlier, I recall seeing pictures of it probably in the 1970s, if not the late 60s. They sent the Trieste down to photograph the debris field.

    Now, maybe the Navy wanted Ballard to re-photograph the area to determine any changes, but it wasn't to "find" the subs.

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    1. Re:Thresher was found years before. by Xiaran · · Score: 5, Informative

      I usually dont do this. But reading the comments here has somewhat frustrated me as you are not alone in not having read the article. It is quite clear if you read it that they were not searching for the subs. They knew exactly where they were. The Navy was interested in having the reactors of the subs inspected for safety and also seeing if they could get any further information.

    2. Re:Thresher was found years before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually don't do this, but shouldn't you blame the poster? Who submits articles they haven't read? Incorrect summary? What the fuck ?

    3. Re:Thresher was found years before. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      you are not alone in not having read the article.

      You must be new here. ;-)

      No, I didn't RTFA, I reacted to the original poster's remark about "looking for" the subs. I know the Navy knew where they were, and the whole thing about it being a "cover" story is a bit silly. Ballard asked for Navy money to help find the Titanic, they just attached strings to it. BFD.

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  27. Contradictory stories by richmaine · · Score: 4, Informative

    The two cited sources actually contradict each other. One says, like the slashdot headline, that the Titanic search was a cover-up. However, the other source directly quotes the searcher and makes it clear that it was not at all a cover-up, but rather the opposite - something that accidentally drew attention when it unexpectedly succeeded. There was concern that the attention might also raise other questions.

    Methinks that some of the news media just likes to use the word cover-up, without particular regard for whether or not it fits.

    1. Re:Contradictory stories by Jonathan_S · · Score: 1

      The two cited sources actually contradict each other. One says, like the slashdot headline, that the Titanic search was a cover-up. However, the other source directly quotes the searcher and makes it clear that it was not at all a cover-up, but rather the opposite - something that accidentally drew attention when it unexpectedly succeeded. There was concern that the attention might also raise other questions.
      First, "cover story" not "cover up". There's a difference.
      Cover story in a preemptive misdirection to provide a plausible, but wrong / misleading explanation for why an event is happening. Cover-up is an attempt to hide evidence of wrong doing.

      And Ballard's search for the Titanic could quite easily have been both a cover story and a problem.

      See, an unsuccessful search for the Titanic is pretty good as a cover story explaining why there is a Woods Hole ship puttering around not far from some known sub wreck. Especially since it's lowering a bunch of robots over the side.
      Civilians search for shipwrecks all the time, and Titanic is probably the most famous shipwreck of them all. Great reason for the boat to be poking around, and it keeps anyone from wondering if they might be looking at the US Navy's subs.

      It became a problem after they actually found the Titanic. Because while an unsuccessful search is almost a non-event, unless someone is wondering why the boat is out there, a successful find of that magnitude triggered a media circus and got a bunch of people looking at the expedition and the area.
    2. Re:Contradictory stories by richmaine · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand there is a difference between "cover story" and "cover up". If you'll check the citations, you'll see that the ABC news one uses "cover up". That's what I was referring to. Now that you point it out, I see that the slashdot title used "cover story", which term isn't actually used in either of the citations, but then we know about slashdot misquotations. They are so common as to barely be worth noting. :-(

    3. Re:Contradictory stories by tmach · · Score: 1

      It wasn't really a cover up at all. The mission to investigate the subs was secret, true. However Ballard, who'd always wanted to find the Titanic, cut a deal with the Navy. Essentially, the Navy gave him a certain amount of time (and, of course, funding) for the mission, and Ballard said "I'll do it, if you let me use any extra time to search for the Titanic". The Navy agreed as long as he didn't have to spend any extra money, and the rest is (literally) history.

  28. don't forget how far deep the Atlantic is by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Knowing where on the surface the Thresher went down is quite different from knowing where she lies on the bottom, 11,000 or so feet below. Ships travel significant distances on their way to the bottom, since they don't just drop vertically. Not only are there currents, but also the boat is not spherical, so it has more hydrodynamic resistance in some aspects than others. That makes it glide and twirl down like a leaf falling through air. It's also breaking apart on the way, and releasing air, and these impulses further push and pull on the wreckage as it sinks. They reach a respectable downward velocity, probably 40-80 MPH near the end, but even so it takes a good 5-10 minutes to get to the bottom. Plenty of time to travel many miles horizontally.

    In any event, the purpose of Ballard's expedition was not just to know where the subs were, but to know whether the Soviets had found them yet, and to know what condition they were in (so if the Soviets did find them, it would be known what knowlege might have been at risk).

    1. Re:don't forget how far deep the Atlantic is by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Thresher is believed to have been lost 200 miles east of Massachusetts. The Scorpion left Spain and was to scout near the Azores. The Titanic was found 13 miles from its last reported position southwest of Newfoundland. There is a possibility that Ballard could have found the Thresher. It's extremely improbable that they would have found the Scorpion as it was thousands of miles away.

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    2. Re:don't forget how far deep the Atlantic is by dpilot · · Score: 1

      As BCW2 mentions, the Thresher wreckage was visited by Trieste, not that long after it happened. I remember reading about it and looking at the pictures in National Geographic magazine, as a kid. (In retrospect it seems that Picard and Trieste were National Geographic favorites, along with Cousteau.)

      There weren't all that many pictures in the article, and with the limited mobility of Trieste the investigation may not have been very thorough. Perhaps they wanted more detailed investigation by Ballard. But if it was that important, it's surprising that they waited until 1985 to do the detailed checks.

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    3. Re:don't forget how far deep the Atlantic is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Photos of debris from the Thresher were published in the June 1964 issue of National Geographic. Beyond that, I don't know what the Navy knew but did not publish, or did not allow National Geographic to publish. But the location of the debris was well known to the Navy and a few others 18 years before Ballard's expedition, and the Navy had already mounted expeditions to inspect the wreckage several times. From Naval personnel I met about the time Ballard was on his expedition, the Navy had visited the Scorpion wreck and determined the cause some years before, as well.

      Another expedition to the wrecks may only have answered some questions about details, or possibly, as suggested above, checked on how the reactors were doing, and aided in determining whether any effort should be made to recover them before silt and debris falling from the ocean covers them up.

    4. Re:don't forget how far deep the Atlantic is by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      What did you do - read an FA or something? Geez, one day I'll show you how this slashdot thing works.

    5. Re:don't forget how far deep the Atlantic is by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
      Ballard is also a NatGeo favourite. I think they waited until 1985 because it was only at that time that remotely controlled camera packages that could take images viewable from the surface became available, and the Navy wanted to test it. According to the late Michael Davie's book, during a trip to Ballard's home at the time (Woods Hole) in early 1986, a spokesman confirmed that finding the Titanic would be a great boost showing the world that such programmes existed. Yes, it also showed the Russians who was boss too.

  29. Curious Cold War by Noragueda · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    What things had the Cold War. But at least we could see the transatlantic.

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  30. just to let everyone know... by SethJohnson · · Score: 5, Funny



    A friend of mine who is an editor on the 'reality' TV show, 'The Deadliest Catch,' told me it's actually a documentary on the search for the Russian sub that sank in 2003 while it was being towed to the scrapyard. Most of the work he has to do is replace the unmanned search subs with CGI crab pots in every shot.

    The producers are financing the search for the nuclear sub by selling it to the Discovery Channel as a fishing show. Once they find the submarine, then they're going to remove all the CGI and do a little more editing and re-sell the same footage back to the Discovery Channel as a submarine salvage show.

    Still no word on what the producers are planning to do with the nuclear kit they're hunting for.

    Seth

    1. Re:just to let everyone know... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Where does Oceanic 815 fit into all this?

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    2. Re:just to let everyone know... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Biggest crab pot ever?

  31. Das Boot? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    Why do I envision a Das Boot remake where the submariners are Americans instead of Germans and they don't make it back to port with a subplot of modern scientists looking for the wreckage decades later under the guise of looking for something else? I know. That was a run-on sentence. But the excitement over the prospect of such a movie made me lose my composition skills.

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  32. means "Royal Mail Ship" by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Royal Mail Ship" is a mark of honor for especially fast ships, qualified to carry the mail.

    Probably also because it's similar to the Royal Navy title, HMS = "Her/His Majesty's Ship."

    1. Re:means "Royal Mail Ship" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Royal Mail Ship" is a mark of honor for especially fast ships, qualified to carry the mail.

      Probably also because it's similar to the Royal Navy title, HMS = "Her/His Majesty's Ship." I think it is actually Royal Mail Steamer.
    2. Re:means "Royal Mail Ship" by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      No, it's a standard prefix for any ship/company His/Her Majesty's Goverment contracts with to carry the mail.

    3. Re:means "Royal Mail Ship" by mr_matticus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're both correct. RMS means "Royal Mail Ship" and is used by any ship granted a mail-carrying contract. However, in order to earn that contract, the ship and crew traditionally had to be consistently fast and reliable. This was reinforced by relatively hefty penalties for delays (by the minute, I think, in the 19th Century--something rather remarkable considering the slow speed of ships and the unpredictable conditions).

      As a result, earning an RMS designation was a mark of great prestige in those days.

    4. Re:means "Royal Mail Ship" by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      However, in order to earn that contract, the ship and crew traditionally had to be consistently fast and reliable.

      Not particularly. Ships and crews of any reasonably run line sought to be fast and reliable anyhow - because if they weren't, they lost business.
       
       

      This was reinforced by relatively hefty penalties for delays (by the minute, I think, in the 19th Century--something rather remarkable considering the slow speed of ships and the unpredictable conditions).

       
      Again, not particularly. Arrivals in the 19th century became fairly reliable (even for sail) as the century wore on. (And the Royal Mail contract wasn't let to private companies until 1840.) Be that as it may be, the 'by the minute' penalty was a) late century, b) on a single short (England-Ireland) run.
       
       

      As a result, earning an RMS designation was a mark of great prestige in those days.

      Not particularly.
    5. Re:means "Royal Mail Ship" by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Ships and crews of any reasonably run line sought to be fast and reliable anyhow - because if they weren't, they lost business. Seeking and success are two separate things. All members of all industries endeavour to be efficient, and all the survivors succeed to an adequate degree. This does not affect the relative standing. Competing for the contract was a particular achievement.

      Tremendously famous, record-setting ships carried Royal Mail contracts at the height of the era: The Great Eastern (first ship capable of traversing the oceans without refueling), the Great Britain(largest ship in the world in its day), the Oceanic (a watershed ship in ocean liner history), the Lusitania, the Mauretania, the Adriatic, the Titanic and her sister ships, just to name a few.

      The mark was undeniably competed for and represented a certain prestige that other ships had to work much harder to earn. As the RMS prefix became associated with the biggest, fastest, and most impressive ships, it grew increasingly valuable to companies hoping to project that image. This actually lowered the previously exorbitant mail carrying charges for steamship transport.

      Again, not particularly. All RMS contract ships faced penalties for delays.

      Not particularly. Don't be a sore loser. Some of Britain's most famous ships carried the designation, and it absolutely was a mark of quality and an element of competition. Just recently, in fact, the QM2 was granted the right to use the designation in recognition of the proud heritage of ocean liners that precedes her--this is despite the fact that using ships for mail is wholly obsolete.

      Unless you can demonstrate any of your bizarre contentions with evidence (which I think the British Postal Museum would be rather interested in), we'll all just take your remarks at face value: glib and vacuous.
    6. Re:means "Royal Mail Ship" by WK2 · · Score: 1

      RMS means "Royal Mail Ship" and is used by any ship granted a mail-carrying contract. However, in order to earn that contract, the ship and crew traditionally had to be consistently fast and reliable.

      Reliable like the Titanic?

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    7. Re:means "Royal Mail Ship" by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The Titanic was a state of the art, fast ship, featuring new and innovative technology to improve survivability. Nothing is invincible, and the technology wasn't enough to save the ship. Had she avoided the iceberg, she would have gone on to continue to set records.

      Put another way, are your servers unreliable after an earthquake causes part of the building to collapse, crushing some of them?

  33. gee duh huh by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh yeah, because, you know, you shouldn't hide military objectives. They should be done right out in the open. Gentlemen don't read other gentlemens' mail. And all this hiding behind rocks and stuff when you're in a shooting war? Totally not cricket, old boy. You're supposed to just form ranks in your nice red uniforms and march out into the machine-gun fire, closing up ranks whenever someone takes a bullet.

    Sheesh.

    1. Re:gee duh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all this hiding behind rocks and stuff when you're in a shooting war? What if you're NOT in a shooting war? Next time when your involvement in a help organization causes its teams to be barred from entering a foreign country, don't act so surprised and indignant.
    2. Re:gee duh huh by chriscoolc · · Score: 1

      Go easy on him; his country is probably still using the single file line formation.

      And he's probably their Great Leader.

    3. Re:gee duh huh by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about it? Not all wars are shooting wars, some are economic in nature (there were few shots fired during the Cold War, but I doubt anyone would claim there was no conflict). The world isn't some magical place where you're either 100% at war or 100% at peace.

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    4. Re:gee duh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen, my colonial friend, we won at Cullodon, Coruna, Waterloo, Balaclava and Spion Kop with the tactics you describe. You, on the other hand, lost to a bunch of communist peasant farmers, using advanced tactics like hiding from the enemy, wearing camoflage and behaving in a generally unsportsman like manner.

    5. Re:gee duh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got one for you, old chap: the American War for Independence. We were unsporting, you wore red coats. We one. There you go.

    6. Re:gee duh huh by dwye · · Score: 2, Insightful
      > (there were few shots fired during the Cold War

      Yeah, just a few in Korea, then a few in Vietnam, and a pittance in Afghanistan before the Soviets left. Almost no shots fired, at all.

      .sarc off

    7. Re:gee duh huh by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      That was your fault. You sent over all this newfangled music that made our girls suddenly forget about saving it for marriage -- and how can anyone expect young men to pay attention to the job at hand under those cirx?

      Bastards. What was that about? Payback for all the Anglo-American babies born in '45 and '46?

  34. Ahhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is all old news. I saw the broadcast last PM also, Timothy. This information, whether fact or fallacy, was released years ago. Let's move on.

  35. Sinking Submarines? by skis · · Score: 1, Funny

    They were looking for the USS Thresher and USS Scorpion, two US nuclear submarines that sank during the Cold War. This is news? Aren't submarines supposed to sink?
    1. Re:Sinking Submarines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but in these two cases they didn't come back up. Submarines are supposed to do that, too.

    2. Re:Sinking Submarines? by maxume · · Score: 1

      How right you are. In the future, we should refer to them as submarines that failed to resurface after extended waiting.

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    3. Re:Sinking Submarines? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Submarines submerge. Sinking is what they try to make enemy vessels do in wartime.

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    4. Re:Sinking Submarines? by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A Russian, a Yankee, and a $HUMOROUS_NATIONALITY are talking about subs.

      "In my country we can send a submarine underwater and it doesn't come back up for 4 months," boasts the Russian.

      "That's nothing. We can send a sub underwater and it doesn't come back up for 7 months," scoffs the American.

      "Seven months? Pathetic!" opines the $HUMOROUS_NATIONALITY. "Where I come from we can send one of our submarines underwater and the thing will never be seen again!"

      (Insert $HUMOROUS_NATIONALITY to taste).

  36. Not really, it was THE TITANIC by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    You might have a point if it wasn't the Titanic they claimed to be lokking for. Since it was, I don't find the idea far fetched at all (hint: that's why it was a good cover story, it was believable. Pretending otherwise after the fact doesn't change that).

  37. Wither K-129? by haaz · · Score: 1

    The article on the Nt'l Geo site makes no mention of K-129, the Soviet sub that sank in 1968 in the Pacific Ocean about 200 miles from Hawaii. I suppose it's not directly related to the story. But the sub sank due to an unknown reason, and apparently released a lot of plutonium into the oceans. Note what the person leading the funeral service in the Google Video said the Soviet sailors died in the service of their nation during Cold War hostilities. He also said their remains were recovered six years later, corresponding to 1974, which is when Project Jennifer recovered the Soviet submarine.

    Does the pastor say it's Soviet submarine engine number (?) #722? That's different from the designation K129, which is what I learned of the ship as being named.

    Interesting. Mighty interesting.

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    1. Re:Wither K-129? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      K-129 was the sub that was targeted by the Glomar Explorer (Project Jennifer). See all the other posts here that mention those two.

  38. There've been rumors for years by wiredog · · Score: 1

    But now it appears that Ballard, and the Navy, are admitting it.

  39. Re:Contradictory stories ESPECIALLY by davidsyes · · Score: 4, Informative

    When these landlubbers mix up terms. For instance, "The ship is docked..." or "Tied up..." when it's really MOORED.

    But, FTA, what caught my eye was:

    "They call it scrambling"

    BZZZT! Get ur stuff right, reporters. It's SCRAM, as in Safety Control Rod Activation Mechanism. I frackin' knew this back in 80, as a 15-year old. WTF is wrong with these well-funded reporting arms out there? So, the text probably ought have said, "They call it SCRAMing"..., that is, unless something changed that i didn't know about in the past decade or so...

    If the reporter wants to discuss "reactors" and "scrambling", then maybe the story should cover intra-molecular scrambling....

    http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S1381116996002701

    But, the reporter should have done some basic patent and process checking:

    http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4337118.html

    "APRM 40 transmits a scram signal to the rod drive system 6 to scram the reactor. Scramming takes place when the power level reaches about 120% of the ..."

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  40. Was Project Jennifer really a failure? by jamrock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The official report states that the K-129's forward section broke apart while being winched up by Glomar Explorer, but that two nuclear-tipped torpedoes and the remains of six crewmen were recovered (they were given a memorial service and buried at sea with military honors by the U.S. Navy). There have been whispers that the official story was disinformation for the Soviets' benefit, and that the mission was an unqualified success, recovering a ballistic missile and the real jackpot, the code books containing invaluable cryptographic information, including Soviet launch codes. Guess we'll know the full story in a few decades or so.

  41. Proper coding practices by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You should also use nonsenseofhumor tags so the humor-impaired will get a message instead of a blank space, or people with their senseofhumor disabled will know they're missing content and can re-enable it if they wish.

    For example:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=570431&cid=23629289

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  42. what really sank the titanic? by bluie- · · Score: 1

    This is somewhat off topic, but a while ago a guest on Colbert discovered that sub-standard rivets are what really sunk the Titanic. I found it more interesting than I thought I would, maybe in part because the guest is quite hot.

    Link!

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  43. coverup?? by penguinbroker · · Score: 1

    How is this a coverup? The article states that the Navy wasn't even expecting the Titanic to be found and became nervous as a result of the publicity it was sure to generate. The search for the RMS Titanic was a fortunate result of technology developed by the Navy for less public means.

  44. Not the first report of a cover story. by SeaDuck79 · · Score: 1

    There are also reports (see Red Star Rogue) that the Glomar Explorer was built by Howard Hughes as a cover to retrieve a Russian sub that allegedly fired a nuke missile at Hawaii in the 1960's (it is alleged to have blown up in the tube, thereby rendering the sub and its contents forever one with the sea).

    There are as many books on Amazon on this type of topic as there are good sea stories about them. There's probably a grain of truth to many of them, but there's also some "embellishment", as is necessary with any good sea story.

    I doubt that we'll decipher which is truth and which is embellishment, even on the mighty U.S.S. Slashdot.

  45. Would someone please explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...why if we knew where both of these submarines were located well before 1985 (the Thresher having been explored by the Trieste and the Scorpion having been located and thoroughly photographed by the end of 1968)?

    Pics of the Thresher in 1963: http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/sh-usn/usnsh-t/ssn593-l.htm

    Pics of the Scorpion in late 1968: http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/sh-usn/usnsh-s/ssn589-k.htm

    Both of these seem to predate Ballard's "discoveries".

  46. Sunk by a Soviet sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scorpion was shot by a Soviet sub.

    There are multiple sonar/SOSUS records proving it

  47. Re:Contradictory stories ESPECIALLY by Sabathius · · Score: 1

    Is it incompetence in reporting...or deliberate mis-information? Meditate on that for a while.

  48. No shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sherlock

  49. There are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NGO's who engage in back scratching with the government, and there are the ones that don't. Most countries recognize the difference and act accordingly. Think Burma. The only one surprised by this seems to be you.

    1. Re:There are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not surprised, but I'm tired of those who act surprised and feign indignation when help organizations with connections to the US are accused of spying under the guise of humanitarian missions. Yes, we know the US is doing it and apparently they don't have a guilty conscience about it. We have learned to expect that from the US. That doesn't make it right though.

  50. Re:Das Reboot? by argent · · Score: 1

    You could do it in Virtual Reality, bring in Bob and Dot and Enzo as guest stars, and call it Das Reboot.

  51. Explains Jason Jr. by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    This explains why they developed the Jason Jr. robot which they didn't really need for a purely civilian mission to find the Titanic.

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  52. Re:Contradictory stories ESPECIALLY by geekoid · · Score: 1

    And like most 15 year olds, you were wrong.

    As the Candmium coats rods are lowered by the 'Axe Man' when hit's the button. when they are lowered, they ahve been scrambled.

    Yes the initial backronym was S.C.R.A.M.(Super-Critical Reactor Axe Man)
    But we don't have a guy with an axe standing by to cut a rope anymore.

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  53. Neither by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was neither. It was Dr. Ballard and a retired admiral involved in the project independently describing the work to National Geographic, which Ballard now works for. Presumably they were finally cleared to reveal this, but as I understand it (I'm not with National Geographic), the accounts came from them as individuals, not in any capacity as naval officers. As others mentioned above, this cover-up was also related on the Discovery channel a few years ago, although it doesn't sound like the sources were as clear.

    The timing of this particular article is related to the release of a film documentary about it on the National Geographic Channel last night. I know this because I had the fortuitious opportunity to act as a red-shirt extra (meaning I died) in the production of the documentary back in November.

    In my opinion it was a decently interesting, slightly over-dramatized program. Those who regularly watch the History Channel like I do will enjoy it. If you care to watch it, keep an eye out for a sailor frantically trying to restart a scrammed reactor* during the account of the loss of USS Thresher! The program is called Undercover Titanic with Bob Ballard.

    As for hiding military operations behind civil facades, that's not at all uncommon, nor do I find it particularly scandalous. In this case, the civil facade was real and actually did achieve its objective. If you want an example of a good, old-fashioned SNAFU with a totally bogus non-military cover-up, read about Project Jennifer and the Glomar Explorer. That story broke 20+ years ago, and it's partially why the Navy wanted the examinations of Thresher and Scorpion kept secret. If we could steal (or at least try to) top secret Soviet hardware from the ocean floor, they could do the same to us, if they knew where to look.


    * Bonus trivia - the submarine the re-enactment portion was filmed on is a retired diesel-electric boat built the same year as USS Scorpion. The "Radiation Hazard" signs were just props to distract you from the huge diesel engines they were hung on.

    1. Re:Neither by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
      But Ballard himself was telling this "search for the subs" story years ago! It was in a UK documentary called "Battle for the Titanic" (I think) about 2001.

  54. This is hardly news! by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
    The US Navy knew where its two subs were in the 1960s; indeed, the bathysphere Trieste was sent down to examine one of them! This backstory of the US Sub search was mention in Ballard's heavily ghost-written autobiography and, even in the 1986 Omni magazine interview with Ballard, it was referred to (where the search for the Titanic was mentioned as "an unofficial search").

    Still Ballard has been doing well on the gravytrain, grandstanding and taking nearly all the credit. Just look at all the specials dedicated to him and his ego. The late undersea explorer Ralph White bemoaned Ballard, saying that he wishes that he would give credit where its due and not just act in a "me me me me me" attitude all the time. And don't forget the French covered 80% of the search area, and their participation is hardly mentioned at all. With Ballard, it was originally "how we found the wreck"; now its "how I found the wreck." Without the French, Ballard would never have found the wreck at all...

    ...or would he? Did Ballard know where the wreck was all the time and sent the French searching in the wrong direction? Its a question that I have researching for many years, without a definite answer so far: was Ballard the first to find the Titanic? Have a look here: http://www.paullee.com/titanic/titanicfound.html

  55. Search For Titanic A By-product, Not A Cover by Riddermark · · Score: 1
    The article does not mention a cover. It refers to the Titanic mission as simply a by-product of the classified, funded mission Robert Ballard was sent on. Moreover, Ballard had to convince the Navy to allow him to do his pet project if time allowed.

    From the article:

    He then asked the Navy if he could search for the Titanic, which was located between the two wrecks.


    "I was a little short with him," said Thunman, who retired as a vice admiral and now lives in Springfield, Illinois. He emphasized that the mission was to study the sunken warships.

  56. Royal Navy? by DeVilla · · Score: 1

    As a loyal subject of Her Majesty I know of a Royal Navy. Really? I didn't think there was enough Royals to man even a single of the larger boats. Do they wear their crowns and stuff while on duty? I'd think that would be a hazard in the engine room.
    1. Re:Royal Navy? by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 2, Informative

      George VI fought at Jutland as an officer on HMS Collingwood. Some of the others had joke appointments, but no-one can complain that he didn't put his ass on the line.

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    2. Re:Royal Navy? by scatters · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a helicopter pilot, Prince Andrew flew operational missions in the 1982 Falklands war. IIRC, his job was to make his helicopter a more attractive target than HMS Invincible to an Exocet missile. I think this also counts as putting his arse on the line.

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    3. Re:Royal Navy? by Pentagram · · Score: 3, Funny

      See here. Not that I'm a royalist, but they do serve in the forces. (Though if they feel like "borrowing" a Chinook to impress their birds/go on a stag weekend, that seems OK too.)

    4. Re:Royal Navy? by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      They're all right as long as they don't have to operate an anchor.

  57. Well? Can you? by inKubus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    CAN you dispose of reactors by ocean dumping? If so, it seems like they should just build the reactors down there, then get the energy topside somehow. If something happens, just open the door.

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  58. that would be great by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Next time when your involvement in a help organization causes its teams to be barred from entering a foreign country

    Next time? When was the first time, pray? You talking about Burma? Because they barred everyone, including the UN, from helping. And, uh, I don't think you want to hold up the Burmese junta as any kind of beacon of moral righteousness. They are evil monstrous thugs that need to burn in the lowest circles of hell for what they've done (and continue to do) to their own people.

    And...um...even if this happened, you are seriously expecting me, a tax-payin' American citizen, to feel hurt if some foreign silly snobs turn down my offer to send some of my hard-earned cash their way in a disaster? Oh dear, they don't like me, boo hoo! Goodness, that's a laugh. I only wish more of the world would refuse to take American help and solve their problems themselves. I wouldn't mind keeping a bit more of my money in my own pocket, that's for sure.

  59. Re:Well? Can you? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    The Navy dropped the project - so, I suppose you can't safely do so.

  60. Old Titanic news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm Old news. This was talked about in Ballard's books he wrote on the Titanic. I am pretty sure it was even discussed in his book discovering the Titanic which came out end of 80's/early 90's.

    It was the only way he could get funding plus the use of certain military underwater equipment for scanning and photographing the wreck.

  61. The secret code name of the operation was by lazy+genes · · Score: 1

    THEGLOMARISSIONWASSOSUCCESSFULINfleecingthetaxpayersthatwe'llhavetotryitagain

    1. Re: The secret code name of the operation was by lazy+genes · · Score: 1

      Opps,sorry I f###ed up my f###up, try this. THEGLOMARWASSOSUCCESSFULINfleecingthetaxpayersthatwe'llhavetotryitagain

  62. Re:Contradictory stories ESPECIALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh, for somebody coming across as a prima donna, you sure have issues. SCRAM stands for Safety Control Rod Ax Man. When Fermi fired up his first reactor, there wasn't much of a method for shutting it down. They hung the hafnium "safety control rod" by a rope, and if readings spiked, the "ax man" was signaled to cut the rope. Very primitive, but functional. There is no "mechanism" that "activates" the control rods.