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Nokia Unveils "World's Thinnest" QWERTY Smartphone

Barence writes "Nokia has revamped its E-series of business-oriented smartphones with two new models, including the 'world's thinnest' QWERTY device. The GPS-enabled E71 is the slimmer successor to the Nokia E61, with a thickness of only 1cm. It's HSDPA-enabled, offers switchable home screens, and gives a claimed 'two full days of heavy, heavy use.' The E66, on the other hand, is a slide-phone with a conventional numerical keypad and a built-in accelerometer. At the same event, Nokia also gave a tantalizing hint about its plans for an iPhone rival, with its senior vice president saying, 'we will have touchscreen devices coming this year.'"

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  1. Nothing To see here... by aeskdar · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slash advertising at its best... Come back when you tell me it runs linux.

  2. Society's perfectionistic standards are just.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    going overboard. First ultra thin models giving young girls a false sense of their bodies and the phones. How do you expect the young phones to feel when they see these thin phones? Huh?

  3. Re:for a quick fix fine by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

    The 'qwerty' bit is nice (same as with the blackberry) but it would not be enough to get me to switch (and the keys will be *even smaller*)

    Hey, if you don't mind having the hammers that make the letters jam when you type too fast, stick to what you're using. Personally, I think there's a real need in the world for technology that makes people type slower, and I'm sure it's going to take the world by storm. I'm filing my fingernails to points in anticipation this very moment.

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  4. But by Skraut · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still waiting for a company to come out with a Dvorak smartphone.

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    1. Re:But by bloobloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dvorak? Smart?

      Oh, the other one.

    2. Re:But by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's nothing. I'm still waiting for a smartphone that supports at least 3 flavors of IBM EBCDIC! Now get off of my lawn!

    3. Re:But by quizzicus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm still waiting for a company to come out with a Dvorak smartphone. You may say so now, but what will you do when the type bars in your smartphone jam? What then?
  5. Re:for a quick fix fine by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Funny

    hehe, a wolf that is sharpening his nails to points will have me go the opposite direction :)

    I'm trying to remember when I last used an actual typewriter but I can't pinpoint it any better than 1982 or so...

  6. Re:Button Masher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    or you could lose some weight...

  7. Re:Who the hell buys Nokia anymore in the USA? by Albanach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let me guess, you own a Motorola?

  8. Re:for a quick fix fine by deathlyslow · · Score: 2, Funny

    BAH I graduated in '89. You insensitive clod.
    There now you don't feel old... I do.

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  9. Just imagine... by Miladinoski · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... some stupid pick-pocketer comes to steal something from you and he sees the iPhone, and he'll say:
    Lol! An iPhone! An iPod a camera-phone and an internet communications device!!11!oneeleven so its a "must-have"!! He comes and steals your phone.

    ... some stupid pick-pocketer comes to steal something from you and he sees the Nokia E71, and he'll say:
    LOL! The slimmest phone with a QWERTY keyboard! The best fone evar!!one1 He comes and steals your phone.

    .. some stupid pick-pocketer comes to steal something from you and he sees the Nokia 7110, and he'll say:
    What a poor bastard. I'll give him my iPhone/Nokia E71 because he's god damn poor. He comes and give his phone to you.

    You choose with what are you going to come out on the streets!
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  10. Re:for a quick fix fine by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would by my grade 9 typing class for me. 1988-89. Coming up on 20 years ago... damn I feel old.

    Funny, I remember grade 9 typing being a prerequisite for computer courses, and thinking at the time how stupid that was. But it probably did more good for my career in IT than any of the high school computer programming classes I subsequently took.

    BTW: You are old.

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  11. Re:for a quick fix fine by snoyberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    You think that was hard... at my school, we had to use WINDOWS!

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  12. Re:for a quick fix fine by trooperer · · Score: 2, Funny

    moose antlers? Luxury. Back then we used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, look for stag beetles and use their antlers...

  13. Re:for a quick fix fine by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get off this man's lawn already!

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  14. Re:for a quick fix fine by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember when they released Windows RG. Ahhhh, good times...

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  15. Re:Why Why Why? by flosofl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anecdote fight! Anecdote fight!

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  16. Re:Why Why Why? by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why can't the people making these devices with "full QWERTY keyboards", actually include the row for numbers. You want dedicated keys for numbers? ON A TELEPHONE?!?
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  17. Re:for a quick fix fine by Elsapotk421 · · Score: 2, Funny

    BAH I graduated in '89. You insensitive clod.
    There now you don't feel old... I do.

    BAH I graduated in '89. You insensitive clod. There now you don't feel old... I do. Just to make you feel older I took typing in 8th grade class in 1999.
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