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Blizzard Announces Diablo 3

stpk4 writes "After a week-long tease by Blizzard, Diablo 3 has just been announced in Paris. The splash screen has been updated at their homepage and The Escapist has the first write-up." While there aren't many details available yet, it is known that Deckard Cain returns to help our heroes yet again.

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  1. Not only splash screen by zolf13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... much more here

    1. Re:Not only splash screen by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Funny

      All I see is fifty bazillion unnecessary Flash widgets, with a smidgen of text way at the bottom. They even apparently require Flash just to show a fancy capital "T".

      Maybe that's the point. In Diablo III, you, the hapless adventurer, are given the Nerd's Gaming Rig of Total Righteousness (Unique Item), and must venture through the Gates of Hell to destroy Diablo's armies of pointless Flash widgets.

      In the expansion, you essentially do the same thing, except now they're all Silverlight widgets, and you face off against a chair-throwing Steve Ballmer at the end.

  2. Other forms of payment by MooseMuffin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps Blizzard and I can simplify our relationship and I can just hand them my soul. They seem to have a pretty good handle on it as it is.

    1. Re:Other forms of payment by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps Blizzard and I can simplify our relationship and I can just hand them my soul. They seem to have a pretty good handle on it as it is.

      I'd go for that when there will be a Linux port of the game. Here's the address to write to and to let them know that there is demand:
      http://us.blizzard.com/support/webform-us.xml

      Just think, if half of all /.ers wrote to them expressing interest in a Linux port, how much pressure that would be to deliver. Even a port compiled against Wine 1.0 would be great. Write to them and let them know that.

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    2. Re:Other forms of payment by MooseMuffin · · Score: 4, Informative

      I run WoW under wine on ubuntu. Works perfectly, and even plays nice with the compiz fusion desktop effects. I can run WoW on one desktop, and then spin the cube to another to answer IMs or whatever.

    3. Re:Other forms of payment by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I run WoW under wine on ubuntu. Works perfectly, and even plays nice with the compiz fusion desktop effects. I can run WoW on one desktop, and then spin the cube to another to answer IMs or whatever.

      But it might not work in the next release. If we don't write to the game developers and let them know that we want to use their products on linux - even if there currently is a workaround such as wine - then we will never have games written for the OS. And not having games is what keeps many people on Windows. A vicious cycle, and we need to break it.

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    4. Re:Other forms of payment by Jellybob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While not the perfect solution, Wine does get the job done, and can allow people to play games that they wouldn't otherwise be able to.

      It only works sometimes, in some cases, and chances are good that upgrading it will break things.


      Not if the developers have been working with the aim of not breaking under Wine. I think the OP was saying to distribute a known good version of Wine with the game, and run it that way, which would mean that there aren't any issue.

      This has worked quite well to release Windows games for Mac OS, where they are built against a DirectX compatiability library, allowing companies to release games for both platforms at the same time.

  3. Dialbo 3 by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sounds you hear are college careers ending before they've even begun.

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    1. Re:Dialbo 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh krud. Fool me once shame on you, Blizzard, feel me twice shame on me. There goes my second chance at finally graduating. At this rate, I'll never be able to afford my own basement.

    2. Re:Dialbo 3 by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      The sounds you hear are college careers ending before they've even begun.

      Yes, and it sounds like this:

      click.

      click.

      clickclick.

      click.

      clickclickclick.

      clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick...

    3. Re:Dialbo 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well Diablo I wrecked my middle school career, and Diablo II got my high school career. I already graduated from college, so I guess Diablo III gets to take my marriage or job...

  4. Phew by Godji · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am so glad I never got around to playing the first two. That way, I'll have a good reason not to play this one - I've missed the storyline.

    Think of the countless hours I saved by saving countless hours twice before!

  5. Rating Pending by rpillala · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fair enough, but the www site asked me to enter my date of birth before showing me the cinematic teaser trailer. Then I watched the teaser trailer and didn't see anything even remotely offensive in it. Did anyone else see like a bare tit or extreme violence in there that I missed?

    Just the existence of demons and monsters is an issue?

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    1. Re:Rating Pending by Machtyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      The teaser didn't have much in it, but the gameplay video has some pretty sick and gruesome stuff happening in it. (Particularly at the end when they show you half of a big boss battle and the big boss picks up the barbarian and ... happens.)

    2. Re:Rating Pending by Kagura · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did anyone else watching the (very impressive and representative) gameplay video think to yourselves, "Pick up the chipped star topaz. Pick it up. WHERE ARE YOU GO--PICK IT UP!!"?

      Ahhhh, this is the game for me. :)

  6. Bring out the nerf bat by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought I'd be first with: It's clear that witch doctors are massively overpowered. I demand a nerf.

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  7. Oh the humanity by Scr3wFace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just when I kick my crack habbit... Go figure

  8. Yeah, so, the gem by Yacoby · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, so, I have been to the site, but what does the gem do? I heard if you click it 100 times, you get sent a beta...

    1. Re:Yeah, so, the gem by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Funny

      The gem is working as intended.

  9. "Highly Cooperative" by n0dna · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only thing that frightens me is that they describe the game as "highly cooperative."

    That's what killed Diablo II for most of the legit players. If you were lucky, maybe as many as 2 people you knew in real life were also players, so you were left to play with strangers and 9 year-olds on Battle.Net. The 1.10 patch made the game no longer possible to finish by yourself.

    It's tough to assemble a party of reasonable size from cheaters and griefers and beggars, let alone the guy with the hacked gear who drops in, kills Diablo, Pindleskin, Mephisto, then Baal, and then drops right back out while you're still in the middle of Act 1.

    Co-Op is great, but please don't force those of us who enjoy playing the game to rely on the children who can't afford the $15 a month for WoW.

    1. Re:"Highly Cooperative" by rpillala · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm sure the game will have a single player mode. Wait, here from the FAQ:

      Will there be a single-player component in addition to multiplayer?

      Yes. In addition to battling the hordes of the Burning Hells cooperatively with friends over Battle.net, players will be able to adventure through the world of Diablo III solo. More details on both the single-player and multiplayer experience will be revealed at a later date.

      You might also look into TOG, a multi-game guild with a minimum age of 25. This is when men's brains are finally fully formed, so you get a decent group of folks there.

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      When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
  10. Re:But by ewrong · · Score: 4, Funny

    yes 4.2 million times by me alone.

  11. Assuming you're not joking by ctid · · Score: 4, Informative

    Grab the skull on the right-hand side and use it as a slider. That's how it works here on Safari.

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  12. Re:There goes my productivity again by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 3, Informative

    Doesn't the Blizzard native OS X installer, also discussed here, work on MacIntels?

    I've been considering using Diablo II to wean myself from a year long umbilical WoW connection and hadn't had a chance to try it yet.

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    chewing through my restraints.
  13. What are we killing now? by andytrevino · · Score: 5, Funny

    We've already killed Diablo in Diablo 1. Then, in Diablo II, we killed him AGAIN, and killed his brothers and scores of underling bosses.

    Are we now killing him a THIRD time, along with his brothers, cousins, college roommate, and that guy he talked to at the bus stop last week? How does Evil(tm) finance its operation and pay its underling bosses? More importantly, how many computer mice must the forces of Good(tm) sacrifice to stop this nonsense?!

    1. Re:What are we killing now? by ConanG · · Score: 4, Informative

      He wasn't killed in D1. The soulstone trapped his essence. Then your idiot hero sticks it in his head and becomes Diablo (aka "The Wanderer") in D2.

      Don't know what happens in D3 obviously, but the soulstones are destroyed. My guess is something to do with Tyriel in Heaven. Maybe a war in Heaven leading to a new "Diablo"?

    2. Re:What are we killing now? by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The whole thing was a plot by Tyriel to allow him to arrange the destruction of the world stone, the only thing standing in the way of his final conquest of heaven and earth.

      Tyriel is clearly going to be the end boss of D3.

      G.

    3. Re:What are we killing now? by Kingrames · · Score: 4, Informative

      In case you didn't read the instruction manual that came with the first game, the only way to contain the flawed soulstone of mephisto was to implant it into the skull of the person most resistant to the lure of evil and to lock him away.

      The hero of the first game was clearly aware of this and made the ultimate sacrifice, mind, body, and soul, to contain Diablo long enough for someone else to find a way to destroy him and his brothers and the soulstones.

      Dammit, man, now you've got me geeking out.

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  14. Re:website/browser problem by ConanG · · Score: 5, Informative

    Youtube video of opening trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGNLFnADJ_0

    Gameplay video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxRoG4g6mw
    and here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnmD0aqDqTM

    Not as high quality as on the official site, but you take what you can get, eh?

  15. Play it soon by wildzeke · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear that Limbo of the Lost 2 is going to predominately feature Diablo 3 content.

  16. Early alpha review up by TheGreatOrangePeel · · Score: 5, Funny
    to quote the review for the alpha,

    Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclick...

    1. Re:Early alpha review up by M0ralGray · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm hoping the collector's edition comes with a case of mice.

  17. Re:Why isn't this a console title? by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All three next-generation consoles have USB ports, so just make it "requires keyboard and mouse".

    I wish all console games supported it too, first-person shooters with a stupid gamepad and crappy analog sticks doesn't cut it.

  18. Re:Astonishingly boring? by christurkel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its fun, mindless hack and slash adventure. It's nice to take a break, sometimes.

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  19. Absolute evil can never be killed by sheetsda · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... until all the money has been completely milked out of it.

  20. Re:Astonishingly boring? by -noefordeg- · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Because we all know that Diablo and Diablo 2 were just graphics and lots of zombies =/

    The item generation (Slot machine principle), character templates and development, and fast paced gameplay was Diablo 1 & 2. Blizzard manage to include everything which makes a game fun in Diablo 1 & 2, not only for you, but for those playing with a group of friends too.

    With patches changing the game dynamics of Diablo 2, the game provided us with several years of experimenting with different character templates.

    Seems to me that you either haven't played Diablo games or "just don't get it" :)

    But who cares?!
    Diablo 3 is coming!!! Hell YEAH!

    PS.
    This coming from someone who just last month, played Diablo 2 on his MacBook at the airport. Not a single game has kept me coming back for more like the way Diablo 2 has =)

  21. New diablo 2 patch by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just browsing, and look what I found:

    - Patch 1.12

              Downloadable Installer Support

    - If all required Diablo 2 '.MPQ' files are installed on the
        hard drive, the game will no longer require the CD to play.

          For users that originally performed a 'Full Installation'
          and wish to run without the CD, all '.MPQ' files should
          be copied from the Diablo 2 CDs to the Diablo 2 directory.
          Most users will only need to copy D2Music.mpq from the
          Diablo 2 Play CD and/or D2xMusic.mpq from the Lord of
          Destruction CD. Mac users will need to copy these music
          files and rename them to 'Diablo II Music' and
          'Diablo II Expansion Music' respectively.

          Anyone who did not perform a 'Full Installation' will need
          to re-install from CD again to ultimately play without the CD.
          In this case, a 'Full Installation' is required, followed by file
          copy step noted above.

    nice of them to think about letting us play these old games like this.

  22. Re:Don't worry... by joshtheitguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    18 months until the release? Maybe not, I'm thinking 18 months until the first set of delays.

  23. Re:Don't worry... by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm ok with that. Blizzard doesn't (necessarily) have a reputation for fast, on-time releases; instead, they have a reputation for good releases. I'd much rather wait for two years for a rock solid game (as Blizzard has always provided us in the past) than get it in one year and have it be a waste of money.

  24. Re:website/browser problem by hampton · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you add "&fmt=18" to the query string of a YouTube video, it'll play the high quality version (if there is one).

  25. Re:Don't worry... by ottothecow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    considering the gameplay demo...I would say they have been working on this for a long time already

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  26. Re:Don't worry... by wernercd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apparently we must not be... We are talking about the Blizzard that has made industry top rated, beyond top selling games. Maybe you've heard of Diablo, Warcraft, and Starcraft. Which Blizzard are you talking about?

  27. As a long time Diablo (d1/d2/d2x) fan... by fgaliegue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just hope that Blizzard will NOT go down the route they have chosen to go with the latest d2x updates. That is, keep the best stuff (items) for online gaming.

    This, essentially, sucks. What I want to do is play d2x, or d3 when it comes out, on my machine at home, with my characters on my computer, and not have to go online to create a character just to get this and that item, that I cannot get back to my homebrewn character. That just SUCKS.

    As a result, I found myself using cheat packs that made such objects accessible to non bnet users. How pitiful is that?

    I just DO NOT want to play online. That's not too much asking, is it?