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Your Online Profile Actually Tells a Lot About You

An anonymous reader writes "Despite all the media reports that your Facebook profile is giving the wrong impression, a psychological study shows people really can understand your personality from your online profile. Turns out you're not giving the wrong impression with your profile; you're giving the right impression to the wrong people. You can actually learn more about someone's Agreeableness from their online profile than from a first date."

272 comments

  1. Duh by philspear · · Score: 2, Funny

    The findings, in a nutshell, are:
    People get each other
    SNW profile owners are generally seen by others as they see themselves (i.e. impression agreement was substantial)
    People on Facebook get each other
    Impression agreement was associated with context (agreement was stronger on the basis of Facebook profiles than on YouJustGetMe profiles)
    Women are better guessers and easier to guess than men (random assignment)
    within the context in which raters were judging unknown targets (i.e., YouJustGetMe profiles), women were better raters than men and were rated with higher levels of agreement than men
    Some profile elements provide better clues than others
    several specific elements of the profiles were associated with increased or diminished levels of impression agreement.


    The only remotely suprising thing was that women were both easier to understand and understood people better through profiles. Which is somewhat suprising, given the fact that 90% of people who use the internets are perverts and stalkers.

    Some profile elements are more revealing than others? No shit. Of course my "favorite movies" is going to reveal more about me than my birth date. Assuming as I do that astrology is crap.

    1. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The only remotely suprising thing was that women were both easier to understand and understood people better through profiles.

      For me it isn't, but maybe just 'cause I'm a girl who's spent far too much time in heavily female online communities. I think it's just an extension of how people work in the real world; women, just by generally being more communicative (not being sexist so much as that's what most studies find), drop more hints, and probably 'cause they drop so many know what to look for.

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    2. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Seems to be a few new studies that simply find that women want to talk, not communicate. A couple go so far as to posit that women *need* to talk. I tend to think their vocal chords are connected neurally to the parts of their brain that think whereas men can think without their vocal chords moving. Just my take, not being sexist so much as offering a theory.

    3. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, but when they talk they tell you things if you know how to parse the string-drop this chatter, highlight that word 'cause of intonation, flip those two, etc,. Men are similar, (and studies suggest they talk just as much as women), but the parsing works a bit differently.

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    4. Re:Duh by Joebert · · Score: 1

      women, just by generally being more communicative, drop more hints

      I knew all of those years of playing Final Fantasy would pay off one day.

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    5. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reading your post actually gave me a headache. I can't make heads or tales of your words.. what the hell is a string-drop? even your sig makes my eyes go crossed.

    6. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think she wants to have sex with me.

    7. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's a design flaw in your parser-it should know to recognize "-" as the preface to a new dependent clause.

      My sig is ADD+sparkles, so I'd be surprised if it didn't make people go cross eyed.

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    8. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My parser only recognizes em dashes as the preface to a parenthetical thought — like this one — while hyphens are reserved for hyphenation.

    9. Re:Duh by g0at · · Score: 1

      I think you have confused a hyphen with an em-dash.

    10. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 1

      sorry, too used to using - for an em-dash 'cause I can't even find an em-dash on my laptop.

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    11. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, see my response to the ac above. I wonder why I've never been called on it before, guess open office or word corrects for it or I've got lazy professors.

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    12. Re:Duh by JeffAMcGee · · Score: 1

      The em-dash key is hidden—it is spread out between several keys. If you want an em-dash in Slashdot (or html), type — which becomes — .

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    13. Re:Duh by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Recovering graphic designer and typesetter here. The poster is right, you should use an em dash to separate dependent clauses but when it's not possible (in plain ASCII text e-mail messages, for example), it's acceptable to use two hyphens (--) in it's place.

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    14. Re:Duh by nigelo · · Score: 1

      How about a hyphen within spaces - like that?

      Sheesh.

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    15. Re:Duh by beav007 · · Score: 1

      Putting a space on each side of the hyphen helps. Without spaces, it's a hyphenated word...

    16. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I tend to think their vocal chords are connected neurally to the parts of their brain that think whereas men can think without their vocal chords moving.

      I tend to think that men use their vocal chords as a secondary tactic after "Hulk Smash!" Women are physically smaller, so they can't generally get their way through force. Women have to manage with what they have: negotiation. If women simply point out mens' failings, men start pounding their chests to demonstrate their dominance. Who needs a brain or tact when might makes right? Case in point... Behold: pedantic dweebs berating what is probably the only woman on /. for failing to use the — code to produce a — symbol. Thanks to their quick actions, the female is quieted and they can resume wanking it and flaming each other to assert their dominance on the internet's biggest sausage party.

    17. Re:Duh by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      It has an HTML entity——.

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    18. Re:Duh by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      sorry, too used to using - for an em-dash 'cause I can't even find an em-dash on my laptop.

      Using the LaTeX code (---) will generally work around here :)

      Personally, though, I'm a spaced en-dash guy. Unspaced em's are *so* nineteenth century ...

    19. Re:Duh by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      (sorry about the extraneous apostrophe there, btw ... ugh!)

    20. Re:Duh by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      I think you've been out of it for too long: -- is an en-dash, not an em-dash.

    21. Re:Duh by bm_luethke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it is more that women get women but don't get men, men do not get women or men. Thus we find that more people understand what a female is thinking. Women like to think they get men but really do not - they just "get" that many men want sex and do not go past there (and then proceed to live really shallow and fulfilling personal lives).

      Dropping hints doesn't work - never has and never will. If you think they do I can assure you that you do understand the average male mind. Males almost never notice them (some do, but most do not) and while you are dropping said hints you aren't being yourself. If a male is to get them then chances are you have to be yourself. This is why the vast majority of female "hints" end up with something they don't remotely want - we are doing what you are overtly saying you want.

      If you want to be understood by the vast majority of the people be forthright and honest - it rarely fails. Hints go awry even amongst the same peer group - "I hate you" rarely is misunderstood. Not very many do this be it male or female but then you don't need hints or to try and figure out the decoder ring for the other person. You have to accept you will get more people to dislike you this way (and is why few do it) and it can be for silly reasons (how dare he like chocolate and not understand why someone would prefer coconut! I hate them but will pretend I like them!), however the ones that would dislike you only like some false caricature of you they have built up because the didn't understand your hints females use or outright falsehood most males will project instead. Nor do you appear to be subservient to the other person (and I think this is a big one there), people in general do not seem to handle this very well.

      See being fairly blunt is easy - I'm not too hard to understand. However I bet I tick a number of people off. Further I bet most that have some nice platitudes to offer believe most of the above but just will not say it or will try and put it "nicely", it still boils down to the same thing once you use the secret decoder ring. It is just I can fool myself into thinking a female that tells me I am "heavy" doesn't think I am fat if I really want too, however one that tells me I am fat leaves no wiggle room.

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    22. Re:Duh by digitig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seems to be a few new studies that simply find that women want to talk, not communicate.

      It's more subtle than that. Men tend to communicate mainly ideationally, in other words what they communicate is straightforward facts contained directly in the words. Women are much more inclined to communicate phatically, which is to say that the direct meaning of the words is less important, but the nature of the utterance is communicating a lot about relationships. So when women talk they are communicating, but when men look at the simple meaning of the words they are sometimes looking in the wrong place to find the communication.

      Key words in this posting are, of course, "tend", "inclined" and "sometimes".

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    23. Re:Duh by Cairnarvon · · Score: 1

      Only in TeX. In writing that isn't first compiled, - is taken to mean an en dash, and -- an em dash.

    24. Re:Duh by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      then at least put spaces on both their sides to make them clause separators.

      "send the half - ready or not."
      "send the half-ready, or not?"

      changes the meaning a bit.

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    25. Re:Duh by somersault · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that online physical might has no relevance whatever, and people on slashdot pick up on spelling, punctuation and grammar all the time, so I think the fact that she was a girl had nothing to do with the actual punctuation trolling.

      More likely the amount of attention she is getting is because any girl posting on slashdot is intellectually attractive, and geeks just want to talk to her (at least until they see a picture of her, though maybe she's pretty, who knows :p ). I posit that in this case, most slashdotters had no idea wtf she was talking about and decided that the only way to make contact was to point out her punctuational errors.

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    26. Re:Duh by bytesex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, perhaps it's because you're a woman, and you *did* say 'string-drop'. Which gets me all flustered and confused.

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    27. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      story645? Is that you?

    28. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on the internet's biggest sausage party

      Hey, dude, not everyone here is gay.

    29. Re:Duh by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      A hyphen is used to, uhhh, 'hyphenate' compound words and between series of numbers (not dates though, keep reading). An en-dash is the width of the letter N in the same font family and is used pretty much only between range of dates. I got my tech-writer job based not only on the quality of my experience on my resume (put little lines above the e's for me), but also because I used En-dashes in my date ranges ;-)

      Em-dashes are the width of an M and are used when most people would incorrectly use a semi-colon or a colon (although you could successfully use a semi-colon, most people don't, and I could have used em-dashes here where I'm typing between parentheses but I can't figure out how to type them on a PC using HTML, even though the post above states how to, or I could have just used --...sheesh).

    30. Re:Duh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Seems to be a few new studies that simply find that women want to talk, not communicate.

      Need proof? Compare minutes on a man versus a woman's cell phone. Or sit for 35 minutes waiting for a haircut and listen to the stupid woman gab on her cell phone the entire time you are waiting.

    31. Re:Duh by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      Not with the editors in the publishing business that I know ...

      Besides, the length of a hyphen is different to the length of an en, which in turn is different to the length of an em. Using - for both a hyphen and an en just looks bad.

      According to my friends in the know, very few publishing houses use an unspaced em-dash in their style anymore. Hence the reason why you've probably only seen - and --.

    32. Re:Duh by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Informative

      I got my tech-writer job based not only on the quality of my experience on my resume (put little lines above the e's for me), but also because I used En-dashes in my date ranges ;-)

      Please tell me where you got your job because I might want to send my résumé there, that is, if I resume looking for tech-writing jobs. As you can see, I'm sure to get a job.

      Those "little lines above the e's" are accent marks— in this case, acute accents. The character entity is, naturally enough, é.

      The emdash is an acceptable a substitute for semi-colons, but also for commas— yet I have never heard of, nor can I imagine, using an emdash as a substitute for a colon. That would be wierd. An emdash rule of thumb: if you are building a complex sentence with lots of phrases set off with commas and/or semicolons, and if some of those phrases are subordinate to another subordinate, then consider strategic use of the emdash to help the reader disambiguate your intended meaning from other possible meanings.

      Second rule of thumb for emdashes: If you are writing to a bunch of semiliterates— and want to fit in— use lots of emdashes.

      Third rule is simil.... OMG!! PONIES!!! Like— Wow! In ValleySpeak it is —like— posilutely and absitively necessary— Hey! You just can't do VS without emdashes? You_know_what_I_mean???

      Ndashes are easy. In dates, in SSNs and similar dash-separated numeric codes, and in phone numbers (except the european style dot separator is becoming more common). Might also want to use the ndash in place of a hyphen when working with systems that do not have a good "non-breaking hyphen".

    33. Re:Duh by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I posit that in this case, most slashdotters had no idea wtf she was talking about and decided that the only way to make contact was to point out her punctuational errors.

      It's the online equivalent of pulling her hair and shoving her on the playground, I guess.

      But, mostly, you will know the trolls by the crap they fling.

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    34. Re:Duh by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      It's not acceptable, however, to use an apostrophe in a possessive 'its' when you're a typesetter, I imagine.

    35. Re:Duh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Don't forget n-dashes for page number ranges! Oh yeah, and don't forget that my post was full of self-deprecating humor, and of course I know what the accent marks are. More importantly, they are easy to type on a Mac, a little bit harder on a PC, and I have NO IDEA how to write them in html ;-) --stu

    36. Re:Duh by somersault · · Score: 1

      But, mostly, you will know the trolls by the crap they fling.

      I thought that was monkeys.

      I was trying to picture a monkey-troll hybrid, but all the results I got in my inner google came up with phrases along the lines of "Eponymous Flower", "Monogamous Howard", and "Ginormous Power". What can this mean?

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    37. Re:Duh by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Don't forget n-dashes for page number ranges!

      Oops! I had forgotten that. I wonder what else we haven't covered?

      don't forget that my post was full of self-deprecating humor

      Dang, I hope I wasn't too heavy-handed. I did appreciate your humor, but I hadn't yet finished the first pot of coffee for the day, and I don't write at my best until I'm well into the second pot.

      HTML has become fairly easy. Google for "character entity" and search among the lists for one that suits your needs well. The mnemonics are now recognized by all major browsers, like —, € (€), so there is no need to mess about with the numeric codes.

    38. Re:Duh by JayAitch · · Score: 1

      "I hate you" Even that can be interpreted as a form of flirtation among men and women. This said with a crooked smile and a glimmer in your eye.

    39. Re:Duh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      So what am I doing wrong &mdash for example &mdash ??

    40. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hyphen is used to, uhhh, 'hyphenate' compound words and between series of numbers (not dates though, keep reading). An en-dash is the width of the letter N in the same font family and is used pretty much only between range of dates. I got my tech-writer job based not only on the quality of my experience on my resume (put little lines above the e's for me), but also because I used En-dashes in my date ranges ;-)


      Em-dashes are the width of an M and are used when most people would incorrectly use a semi-colon or a colon (although you could successfully use a semi-colon, most people don't, and I could have used em-dashes here where I'm typing between parentheses but I can't figure out how to type them on a PC using HTML, even though the post above states how to, or I could have just used --...sheesh).

      Technically, an em is defined as the point size (ie the height) of the font, and an en is half that. In traditional fonts, that's the width of an 'M' and 'N', respectively, and that's where their names come from, but that doesn't apply to other fonts. Em and en dashes are one em and one en wide, respectively.

    41. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I've got no qualms about posting my name to stupid comments, why would I bother going through the hassle of logging out and back in.

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    42. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 1

      Uh, I like the correction and I should know better 'cause I'm a writing tutor. Seriously not a big deal, and they were being helpful.

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    43. Re:Duh by story645 · · Score: 1

      And yes, I should have ended that sentence with a ?, not a .

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    44. Re:Duh by freemywrld · · Score: 1

      You need to close it with a semicolon ( ; ).

    45. Re:Duh by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Assuming as I do that astrology is crap.

      You're probably a Sagittarius like me. We all think astrology is crap.

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    46. Re:Duh by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      like this — ?

      Sweet. How much do I owe you?

    47. Re:Duh by freemywrld · · Score: 1

      A case of beer should do it. ;-)

    48. Re:Duh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      What kind, and where do you live ;-)

    49. Re:Duh by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      It's not acceptable, however, to use an apostrophe in a possessive 'its' when you're a typesetter, I imagine.

      Even when you're not a typesetter, in fact, but I wasn't using it's as a possessive, I was using it as a contraction for it is.

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    50. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, this post just shows how widely style can vary. I don't think I've ever seen anyone use an em dash the way you do, with a space after but not before. (Not to mention writing "emdash" as one word.) But that's just my point: these are tiny variations in style, and they don't really hurt anybody; to the contrary, don't we here at Slashdot often argue against Microsoft's dominance as being harmful because it's a monoculture?

    51. Re:Duh by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1
      You used both in the same sentence...

      it's acceptable to use two hyphens (--) in it's place.

    52. Re:Duh by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. Mea culpa.

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  2. Of course this assumes that when you filled it out by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you were being completely honest. I know that I certainly would never think to put a fake age, fake name or fake job when I fill out a profile online. ...nosireebub.

  3. Whoa there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can actually learn more about someone's Agreeableness from their online profile than from a first date.

    This is going to go over a lot of Slashdoter heads. We need to rephrase this. How about:

    "You can actually learn more about someone's Agreeableness from their online profile than from the geekiness of their t-shirts."

    or

    "You can actually learn more about someone's Agreeableness from their online profile than from the quality of their soldering."

    or

    "You can actually learn more about someone's Agreeableness from their online profile than from the quality of their code."

    Oh, wait. The last one is probably wrong.

  4. Now I remember.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...why I nuked that account. That and the mass collecting of private data...douchbags...

  5. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Perseid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It also assumes that you put a decent amount of effort into it. What does a sparse profile say about me? That I'm lazy? That I don't really care about MySpace? Who knows?

  6. Just another case of... by eharvill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People post too much crap about themselves online. Facebook has some decent "security" features about whom can see their profiles, but people tend leave the option checked "anyone in my network" can see my profile without realizing the ramifications. Anyway, yeah, does the FA really surprise anyone???

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    1. Re:Just another case of... by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "people tend leave the option checked "anyone in my network" can see my profile without realizing the ramifications"

      Right and the peacock unfurls its huge tail without realizing the full ramifications either.

      A lot of animals do silly or risky stuff to try to show off to potential mates.

      The people using facebook, myspace etc are no different.

      If some grey suit doesn't hire some girl just because she or someone posted a pic of her half naked and drunk on facebook, despite her proven skills in the line of work, she's probably better off working elsewhere.

      Other bosses might just hire people who'd make their company a more fun place to be in.

      Now if you see that person has a big problem with alcohol (there might be other clues or signs) then sure don't hire.

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    2. Re:Just another case of... by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Even using Facebook "Security" features it's allot of information to be trusting a 3rd party with.

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    3. Re:Just another case of... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      People post too much crap about themselves online.

      My wife is always saying that she doesn't like how I post to many websites using my real name. (At some sites, with my real city/state of residence.) Of course, I've been posting to these sites for years and am unwilling to kill those accounts and re-register using a pseudonym. Meanwhile, my wife has a blog where she posts a lot of personal stuff, but she tries to keep it "anonymous" (in that she uses initials instead of names and never mentions where we live). The difference is that she started blogging about 2 years ago and always had a pseudonym as her online name. I started online interactions at some of the websites I frequent about 10 years ago. Ten years back, putting your real name out there didn't seem like such a big deal. Honestly, I still think it doesn't. However, if I could "rename" myself online without losing my history, I probably would.

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    4. Re:Just another case of... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      However, if I could "rename" myself online without losing my history, I probably would

      On most of the websites I'm on, I use a pseudonym. However, on one site I registered with my real firstname. At the time, I didn't expect to be active there, but I got sucked into its community. If I were starteing there now, I'd probably use a pseudonym, but I'm already known by my realname, so I don't bother.

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    5. Re:Just another case of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if you see that person has a big problem with alcohol (there might be other clues or signs) then sure don't hire.

      What, you mean something like:

      because she or someone posted a pic of her half naked and drunk on facebook

      ?

    6. Re:Just another case of... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Facebook has some decent "security" features about whom can see their profiles, but people tend leave the option checked "anyone in my network" can see my profile without realizing the ramifications.

      What's the point of writing a profile if you don't let people see it ?

      Always assume that everything you put on the Internet will be read by everyone, and mailed signed and notarized to your mother.

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    7. Re:Just another case of... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      More like if there's evidence they didn't show up for work when they should, or showed up drunk.

      I'm not a big drinker (I behave silly enough sober ;) ), but I know a fair number of people who get drunk once in a while. If they still do the job fine then no big deal.

      And it's sometimes part of business even - for example in Japan you often have to go out drinking with the bosses/suppliers/customers, get drunk, do what drunk people do, build rapport etc.

      Of course if she's supposed to be a nun that might be a career limiting move.

      Or if she's supposed to be an employee of a really boring and crappy company to work for.

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    8. Re:Just another case of... by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      "If some grey suit doesn't hire some girl just because she or someone posted a pic of her half naked and drunk on facebook, despite her proven skills in the line of work, she's probably better off working elsewhere."

      It doesn't work that way. You end up not keeping a job anywhere...

  7. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It says you're the kind of person that has a Facebook profile.

    1. Re:I agree by owlnation · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It says you're the kind of person that has a Facebook profile.

      and thereby, most surely, are a target market.

    2. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the smugness is palpable.

    3. Re:I agree by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In other words, no job for you in my security department!

      I'm dead serious about this. Anyone who is spilling his personal info on Facebook or similar sites will not work for me in any sensitive area. If they are careless about their personal information, I will not trust them to keep any company secrets either. They just don't think of the ramifications of their actions, and I don't want anyone like that in any security job.

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    4. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Basically, "a college student". I was required by one of my freshman classes to register a facebook profile.

    5. Re:I agree by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Personal info does not belong to the company.

      I think a better test would be - do you see any company secrets in that person's info? Does he talk a lot about his company, or about what he does day to day? He could make a mistake one day.

      As for ramifications, some people might think they have a higher chance of reproducing by posting their "plumage" for all to see.

      Let's see "working for you" vs "having a better chance at reproducing"... I suppose might be a tough choice for many slashdotters. :)

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    6. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Based on your statement, I wouldn't hire you in any security department because I've come across people like you before. You don't have the ability to think rationally about the differing levels of importance of information. You don't spend long enough on important tasks and instead become fixated with pointless levels of detail. This is beacause you believe it helps you 'cover all the bases' but in actual fact you often miss the bigger picture and waste time where it could be better spent achieving long term goals.

      A facebook profile that contains next to no information can't be compared to a million medical records for example. You should maybe examine if you're on the right career path. I think you should be a mouth breathing prison guard instead.

      I'm posting AC because I've already moderated this thread.

    7. Re:I agree by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm dead serious about this. Anyone who is spilling his personal info on Facebook or similar sites will not work for me in any sensitive area. If they are careless about their personal information, I will not trust them to keep any company secrets either. They just don't think of the ramifications of their actions, and I don't want anyone like that in any security job.

      Seeing how you just revealed a potential vulnerability about your company's personnel - namely, that they are unlikely to have much to do with social networking, and thus could potentially be caught unaware if ever lured there - I'd say that you'd do well to pay more attention to the ramifications of your own actions :).

      I'm dead serious about this. If you're so paranoid, then don't post the details of your hiring principles on Slashdot, since that makes it easier to profile your personnel and their vulnerabilities. Especially when doing so disqualifies you from working for yourself :).

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  8. I call BS by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You might be able to correctly guess someone's personality via their profile, but you could also get it completely wrong -- there just isn't enough info there and people can be complicated.

    1. Re:I call BS by me+at+werk · · Score: 1

      Don't make me stalk the shit out of you

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    2. Re:I call BS by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      The closest you'll get to a profile is my CV. I generally leave profiles blank, and I'm not a FaceSpace or MyBook fan.

    3. Re:I call BS by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

      We should talk some time, what's your email address ?

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  9. You can also learn alot from someone's home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What's on their bookshelf? What pictures do they hang up? The difference is, we usually don't let strangers wander around our homes looking at these things.

  10. I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no way you can tell if you'll be date raped without going out on that first date.

  11. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by story645 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fake answers are just as interesting in some ways. When I see a fave album list that looks too carefully constructed (that perfect mix of obscure and popular, with those two horrible but the entire planet loves songs) that tells me as much about the person as an honest list would.

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  12. I disagree by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    I only found out that Mandy was male when I tried to grope her.

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    1. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tried to grope her? A literal abortion. You must be a hit with the ladies.

    2. Re:I disagree by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      I only found out that Mandy was male when I tried to grope her.

      You should have payed attention to the fact that "Lola" was listed as her favorite song in her profile, (and read her blog post about anally raping unsuspecting men).

  13. lightweight article by Phurge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    TFA is pretty lightweight in its scope. Attempting to generalise about all online profiles is a big call. I will say however, that my facebook profile is pretty accurate - the big difference being that my facebook friends are my actual real life friends, so I can't create a new alter-ego because my friends will call BS.

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    1. Re:lightweight article by Phurge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      to clarify my post - the difference with facebook is that you have to use your real name - which then has implications as to the types of people you make friends with (ie people who you know in real life). As to all the other online sites (flickr, last.fm, /., etc) my experience is that I might post up stuff relevant to that site, nothing more. If you're on myspace, well that probably does say something about you....

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    2. Re:lightweight article by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > to clarify my post - the difference with facebook is that you have to use your real name

      Just as a matter of idle curiousity, how do they know your real name?

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    3. Re:lightweight article by Cyvros · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ah, but you don't actually need to use your real name - just a given name and a surname. As an example, I used to call myself "Devoc Winter" before I deleted my account. Nothing whatsoever like my real name, so some of my real life friends did call BS at first, but quite a few of them don't use their real names either.

      As you said, though, it does come down to whom you befriend on Facebook - your real life friends, your online friends or a combination.

    4. Re:lightweight article by AnyoneEB · · Score: 4, Informative

      They don't. You can lie. There are a quite a few Facebook profiles for fictional characters. I know a few people who only list their first name and last initial. But that's not the point. If you have a Facebook profile it is because you want people to be able to find it and contact you. Lying about your name would just be pointless, especially if you are signed up on a college network which will list your .edu e-mail address which could be easily looked up in a directory anyway. I have no problem with pesudo-anonymous social networking, but that is not what Facebook is for.

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    5. Re:lightweight article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the difference with facebook is that you have to use your real name

      Facebook won't let me use my real name! (they only allow four words, my real name is five (or six counting my middle name)).

    6. Re:lightweight article by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      I wish that using an alias was helpful but it is not. I used to have a myspace account in order to keep in touch with a certain portion of my friends (you know the type) who communicated only via myspace comments. Anyways, I used a fake name (something about pickles or cheese or something). This was all fine and dandy until my little sister posted "HI NICE PROFILE WUTS UP LOL ARE YOU COMING OVER FOR DINNER TOMORROW?"

      I didn't post naked pictures of myself or write about crazy stuff. But having your family/sister on your profile is like having them sit in the living room while you're hanging out with your friends. I'm an adult and privacy is very important to me, especially privacy from my family. Maybe I'm weird like that.

      Social networking sites are NETWORKS. You can post under an alias but if your online network is anything like your RL network, anyone in your online network can find you without much trouble. I could probably connect everyone I know in RL within 3 hops in myspace if I had the time or inclination.

      -b

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    7. Re:lightweight article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. One of my best friend had his facebook profile as "Friedrich Nietzsche".

    8. Re:lightweight article by Cyvros · · Score: 1

      Is MySpace one of the ones that lets you "friend" (alien term here) people if you know their e-mails? If so, then I see how that could be really annoying.

      I should know. I did it once to a cousin on Facebook, although I didn't exactly go all-caps on her. In fact, I didn't post anything. There goes my story.

  14. Employers look! by p51d007 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I can tell you as an employer, we scan all the popular "social networking" sites before looking at someone as a possible employee. You kids out there who think it is cute to have suggestive crap on your site be forewarned...employers look at these sites too, not just the 18-30 year old hotties you are trying to seduce.

    1. Re:Employers look! by base3 · · Score: 2

      That's okay. We don't want to work for you anyway.

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    2. Re:Employers look! by Nicolay77 · · Score: 4, Informative

      My facebook profile is hidden from all searches, you can't find it unless I add you first.

      Just go to Privacy > Search

      There choose:
      Search visibiliy > Friends

      Uncheck all boxes and Save changes.

      I suggest to everyone looking for a job to do the same.

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    3. Re:Employers look! by v1 · · Score: 1

      and that's secure, like that 17gb torrent that was floating around recently with all the "friends only" pictures they collected from everyone's profiles.

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    4. Re:Employers look! by vipz · · Score: 1

      What exactly does one's online profile say about his or her ability to do a certain job?

    5. Re:Employers look! by QuasiEvil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can tell you as an employer, we scan all the popular "social networking" sites before looking at someone as a possible employee.

      Hell, that's what I'm counting on - my own personal website has a far more diversified list of my projects (as well as source code, schematics, and other bits and pieces) than you'll ever get from a resume. Of course then again it's not on some trendy "social network" site - it's my name, as a domain, that I've owned for years. I figure, if they're going to look, why not show off? (And not in the suggestive 18-25 girl sense - though being single again, I wish our recruiters would look for that sort of thing.)

    6. Re:Employers look! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I suggest to everyone looking for a job to do the same.

      Or better yet, make a fake facebook profile that totally fluffs all the stuff an employer would be looking for -- photoshop yourself in to pictures with important people in your field, talk about your work on important projects, talk about your social connections with management at potential customers, venture capitalists, etc. The kind of stuff you might not put on a formal resume, but the kind of stuff that would make you appear as a very valuable asset.

      Just make sure NOT to mention it to them at all, let them find it on their own and let them make assumptions on their own. If questioned about it, just blow it off as a personal thing that they should not take seriously.

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    7. Re:Employers look! by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And a select subset of my profile is available for all to see. If a potential employer looks me up they will see a perfectly normal socially adjusted person who likes watching soccer.

      I consider my public profile as an additional resume.

    8. Re:Employers look! by bjackson1 · · Score: 1

      Oh, wait, that's Myspace, not Faceboook.

    9. Re:Employers look! by Anpheus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a security flaw, sure.

      But somehow I don't think many competent small businesses and HR departments going to ThePirateBay to find out what pictures you and I might be taking. In fact, I don't imagine them spending more than a couple minutes trying to find possible MySpace or Facebook profiles.

    10. Re:Employers look! by atamido · · Score: 1

      they will see a perfectly normal socially adjusted person who likes watching soccer.

      You're not from around here, are you?

    11. Re:Employers look! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting


      This gets into a wild question of ethics and meta-communication.

      There are varying opinions about the role of HR vs. "being aggressive" with job searches, etc.

      Since employers often do look, it rewards smarter people to shield their wilder pages away from simple searches, and/or post "employer-friendly" profiles in plain sight.

      Then it gets into:
      "If you lied on your profile, should we trust you?"
      "Why were you looking at all?"

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    12. Re:Employers look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you scared of?

    13. Re:Employers look! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      How in the world is this a troll? You may not LIKE what is posted, but can tell you for a fact that this does occur. Troll != I think that is stupid.

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    14. Re:Employers look! by Geminii · · Score: 1
      Content submitted to the internet, especially recent content, showcases at least a couple of the submitter's skills. Spelling, grammar and general communication for starters. Depending on the context, it may also give strong hints about skills such as programming, and personality traits such as their views on NDAs or certain industries. Some people even display and discuss hobby projects related to their line of work, and this can also give insight.

      Not to mention that if you're an ambitious or desperate small-to-medium employer looking to sign some contracts with major players, and an applicant's Facebook page shows that they personally know or have worked with certain big names, you might be more likely to offer them a job. Not because they can type faster or make better coffee, but because they might be able to open up new business opportunities for you.

      More worringly, what if an applicant has applied at a company which has razor-thin operating margins or paranoid HR/legal departments, and the applicant's MySpace page lists the fact that they have assorted medical conditions requiring special equipment or time off, or details the multiple detrimental lawsuits they've launched against former employers? It might not affect the _quality_ of their work, but they sure as heck aren't going to get hired.

    15. Re:Employers look! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "If you lied on your profile, should we trust you?"
      "Why were you looking at all?"

      If you are having this conversation with HR, that means that
      1) you are already employed
      2) you are soon not to be employed

      Don't bother with the defensive crap - it's too late.

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    16. Re:Employers look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait...are you suggesting employers *don't* want to employ suggestive hotties?

    17. Re:Employers look! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      That's ok, nobody here wants to work for an idiot who is too stupid to realize that there are probably a dozen people with the same name as you living in one state alone.

      Besides, you're a troll. Who wants to work for a troll?

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    18. Re:Employers look! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      My facebook profile is hidden from all searches [...]
      I suggest to everyone looking for a job to do the same.

      I got a job offer through facebook, someone was looking for a programmer in my area, and contacted me because my profile said I had the right skills in the right city for his needs.

      Your paranoia is counter productive.

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    19. Re:Employers look! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I suggest to everyone looking for a job to do the same.

      Or better yet, make a fake

      You people have some serious trust/honesty issues.

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    20. Re:Employers look! by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      I used to be the same way, but then, I had so many peoplewho didn't understand. When I talked to them they would confuse "My webpage" w/ MySpace. It was obnoxious. So, I joined the masses, and linked to all the goodness from my myspace profile.

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    21. Re:Employers look! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      You people have some serious trust/honesty issues.

      Turn about is always fair play. If someone wants to go digging for unsubstantiated dirt, then it is entirely fair to put a little unsubstantiated gold out there instead.

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  15. Interesting by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

    I set up a profile at classmates.com, but it really just contains a "puzzle encrypted" email address and a picture (not of me) from hotchickswithdouchebags.com to add a little je ne sais quoi.

  16. The In-security Blanket by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's really surprising just how much we disconnect ourselves from our many social inhibitions when communicating over the internet versus when we're actually interacting with others in public, even when we're fully aware that the internet is far less private than physically going outside to any real-world, public location. On a sub-conscious level, mere text on a screen is somehow far less threatening to us than seeing another person or hearing their voice, even though the opposite is probably more true. (Likely due to the lengthy delay in reaction to our own actions, in addition to severely limited feedback accompanying those reactions.)

    Perhaps if we retired text communications in favor of real-time teleconferencing, where you actually have to see who you're talking to, you'd see people become a lot more careful about what they say and do on the internet from day to day.

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    1. Re:The In-security Blanket by MilesAttacca · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On the other hand, perhaps this lowering of inhibitions is beneficial for our self-expression. I bet you'll see a lot of people who have problems interacting "normally" in real life carrying on conversations online that are indistinguishable from those of the socially well-adjusted. And personally, I find myself more able to talk with friends and new acquaintances about issues that are important and worthy of being brought up, but still seen as too taboo or embarrassing for public discussion (example: I find it easier to keep a level head when talking about religion when I can quickly skim over and reflect on what I'm about to say). All we have to do is learn how to rein it in properly and we're golden -- and if we can translate that newfound talkativeness to real life as well, so much the better.

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    2. Re:The In-security Blanket by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's really surprising just how much we disconnect ourselves from our many social inhibitions when communicating over the internet versus when we're actually interacting with others in public

      I know what you mean: I'm naked while typing this.

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    3. Re:The In-security Blanket by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Our intuitions about safety don't work because there may be nothing to trigger our alarms.

      My advice to minors about posting personal information is to ask themselves whether they'd be OK with having the creepiest person in the neighborhood see it. The creepiest person online is obviously a lot worse, but the creepiest person in the neighborhood is a concrete concept that their brain's safety module has already sized up.

    4. Re:The In-security Blanket by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Funny

      I shudder to think where you work.

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    5. Re:The In-security Blanket by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Funny

      I shudder to think where you work, at 10PM, on a Sunday.

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    6. Re:The In-security Blanket by Veggiesama · · Score: 1

      So you're NIFOC?

      IWSN.

      Don't worry, I'm KPC.

      So what's everyone elseu waiting for? GYPO!

    7. Re:The In-security Blanket by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >It's really surprising just how much we disconnect ourselves from our many social inhibitions when communicating over the internet versus when we're actually interacting with others in public, even when we're fully aware that the internet is far less private than physically going outside to any real-world, public location. On a sub-conscious level, mere text on a screen is somehow far less threatening to us than seeing another person or hearing their voice, even though the opposite is probably more true.

      It's more complicated than that. I was just reading about this in -- I believe it's Mary Roach's book "Bonk", but it could've been in New Scientist. Anyway, it was a summary of some Masters & Johnson research on human sexuality, and one of the things they did was they put complete strangers in rooms for three hours and watched what happened. If they put them in nice, brightly-lit rooms, they'd sit there and talk and become friends. If they put them in dark rooms they'd end up at least making out, basically every time. Total strangers, playing tonsil-hockey, in under three hours.
      The Internet is closer to a darkened room. There's no way to tell what the other person is thinking, and it's much harder for other people to watch. So you can do whatever you want, and people are much more apt to throw societal conventions and polite expectations out the window and act purely on desire. Hence internet romance and flamewars.

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    8. Re:The In-security Blanket by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      I love when the "translator" articles get hopelessly screwed up. "AFK = A Free Kill" "POS = Parents Over Shoulder"

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  17. Gold star for you by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you've figured out from my facebook page that I'm an antisocial loser with no social skills. HOLY CRAP; are you some sort of detective?

    1. Re:Gold star for you by RuBLed · · Score: 3, Funny

      I also found out that you seem to like this particular tropical fruit/berry.

    2. Re:Gold star for you by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      Quit misusing the word "Antisocial". Antisocial means you're a psychotic criminal who harms people or goes against society. The word you want is "Asocial".

    3. Re:Gold star for you by BobNET · · Score: 1

      Antisocial means you're a psychotic criminal who harms people or goes against society. The word you want is "Asocial".

      Who says Facebook users can't be both?

    4. Re:Gold star for you by Noland150 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So you've figured out from my facebook page that I'm an antisocial loser with no social skills.

      It was only a hunch until you posted on Slashdot as well.

    5. Re:Gold star for you by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny

      HOLY CRAP; are you some sort of detective?

      DUH... That's what my profile says, isn't it?

    6. Re:Gold star for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Quit misusing the word "psychotic". Psychotic refers to psychosis, e.g. as seen in schizophrenia. The word you want is "sociopathic".

    7. Re:Gold star for you by Stevenovitch · · Score: 1

      Actually, if anything everyone I know with these online profiles tend to me overly social. In my book having 100 "close" friends is just as broken as having no friends.

    8. Re:Gold star for you by story645 · · Score: 1

      Uh, I think you may be messing up subset with equality.
      So notation: If a(b) then b is a subset of a:
      anti-social(anti-social personality(sociopath(psychopath)))

      Some people who are anti-social have anti-social personality disorder, but the average delinquent is anti-social and may very well not have a disorder. A sociopath is someone who has anti-social personality disorder, but not all sociopaths are psychopaths. Some of 'em are very successful business men. The psychotic who harms people or goes against society-he's the psychopath.

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    9. Re:Gold star for you by srjh · · Score: 1

      Actually, sociopath and psychopath are pretty much synonymous. Psychosis, on the other hand, is where one loses contact with reality. Neither psychosis nor sociopathy are subsets of one another.

    10. Re:Gold star for you by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      No, it says youre a millionaire real estate tycoon in dubai.

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    11. Re:Gold star for you by story645 · · Score: 1

      Not quite-a psychopath isn't grounded in reality, whereas a sociopath may be. I didn't put psychosis anywhere in my heirarchy 'cause I know it isn't. (A schizophrenic has psychotic episodes, but often isn't a psychopath.)

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    12. Re:Gold star for you by srjh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. Psychopathy has nothing to do with psychosis or a grounding in reality.

      It, along with sociopathy is an obsolete term for what the DSM-IV classifies as antisocial personality disorder.

    13. Re:Gold star for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not according to this post.

    14. Re:Gold star for you by story645 · · Score: 1

      Oops, sorry about that. I give up. It's like one wrong for every half right, and that's just disappointing 'cause once upon a time I knew my psych better than this.

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    15. Re:Gold star for you by srjh · · Score: 1

      It is rather confusing, I know... probably why "psychopath" is obsolete. People just kept confusing psychopathy and psychosis, when the two have very little in common.

    16. Re:Gold star for you by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      The word you want is "sociopathic".

      "You saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!" (http://www.lfgcomic.com/ )

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    17. Re:Gold star for you by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Either way, it just means you're certified, right?

      ..or was that certifiable..?

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    18. Re:Gold star for you by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 1

      Quit misusing the word "Antisocial". Antisocial means you're a psychotic criminal who harms people or goes against society.

      Don't judge my lifestyle!

  18. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's funny. I don't even have a Facebook profile. It's a rather lame thing to have. I prefer to do my 'social networking' in the real world.

    1. Re:Hmmm by srjh · · Score: 1

      I prefer to do my 'social networking' in the real world.

      If you assume Facebook users don't, you've almost comletely missed the point.

    2. Re:Hmmm by Fluffy_Kitten · · Score: 1

      I prefer to do my 'social networking' in the real world.


      The subscription fee is too high for most of us.

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    3. Re:Hmmm by KylePflug · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's funny. I don't even have a Facebook profile. It's a rather lame thing to have. I prefer to do my 'social networking' in the real world.

      ... he wrote on Slashdot.

  19. _Psychology Today_ LIVES! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    I bet these guys believe in the MMPI, too.

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    1. Re:_Psychology Today_ LIVES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that the same outfit that diagnosed me with MMPD (Massive Multiple Personality Disorder)?

      /Anonymous Coward

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  20. Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...douchebags?

    1. Re:Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, douchbags. They're like douchebags except they have spikes all over the outside.

    2. Re:Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touch. I mean, I'd say touche' but, you know...

  21. I'm sorry; I can't go out with you. by Repton · · Score: 4, Funny

    An analysis of your posting history shows too many "Informative" mods and not enough "Funny". I'm looking for someone a little less serious-minded, someone who's not afraid to risk a "Troll" mod in the spirit of adventure.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry; I can't go out with you. by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1


      Phuck.

      Then you can't go out with me either, since I'm too goddamned serious as well.

      Then again, maybe your comment is a red herring, since by not specifically putting a gender exclusion into the Communicative Zone, you actually form liberal choices about whom you date. What they say about magnetism: like (gender) usually repels like.

      Has anyone achieved a total grand slam of confusing all the mods like +5 Troll or -5 Insightful? Here's try'in.

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  22. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by earthforce_1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is why on the NYT registration page I am a 16 year old female attorney from Afghanistan named Osama Bin Laden. Honest!

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  23. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

    what if i actually like obscure and popular music, and have bad taste, you insentitive clod!

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  24. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Narpak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or maybe that you actually cared about your security and the concept of identity theft. Or maybe you just prefer meeting gurls in real life, as opposed to some vague flirtation online that could easily have been with someone lying about their details.

    Or maybe you are just way to busy spamming slashdot and raiding Sunwell (or whining on the AoC forums) to care about some stupid MySpace/Facebook page.

  25. More than a first date huh? by Stevenovitch · · Score: 1

    Talk about setting the bar high. Maybe if they had said third date I could save some money.

  26. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup,
    ---1 music player bumping the track "the thong song"
    ---4 flash movie players showing boy bands, men kissing and the finding nemo kung fu crab clip
    ---39 hotlinked images from music, tv, friends and familys, funny pictures to animated gifs
    ---10 different personality tests including whos your lover, best matched, which celeb looks like you, etc
    ---300+ friends that you know nothing about beyond what is on thier page
    ---the blog that contains why your last 3 relationships failed, why so emo and why did biker week turn out the way it did.
    goes on and on and on...

    Oh, all this from a nurse with a 4 year degree? Lets hire her!

    lmao, I can learn alot about you..

  27. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by story645 · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're my soul mate? I like the pretentious stuff everyone says they like but nobody really does, the popular stuff nobody wants to admit to liking, and everything in between. (Well with respect to movies more so than music.) I figure most people are like that. It's all in that mix and the stuff you choose to highlight.

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  28. It goes the other way, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm actually much more careful about my online persona than my offline one. Love, AC

    1. Re:It goes the other way, too by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1


      Yes indeed.

      Stunts at an epic party in Ye Olde Days were the stuff of lore with friends, but the phone-cam pics weren't captured for the next 20 years.

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  29. Re:mod Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this is what happens to all posts where the connection is dropped because the feds just busted in on the poster as he was posting to /.

  30. As If You Care .. by Axe4ever · · Score: 1

    I dnt think that people who see my profile are so interested in knowing me .. thats y i wrote in the "About me" column as "As if you care sooo much " ..

    1. Re:As If You Care .. by maxume · · Score: 1

      You should call that typing. Writing is something else.

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  31. So that's why... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    I should remove the bloodninja quotes from my facebook profile. No wonder I don't get any dates :'(

  32. You won't learn about me from my online profiles by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    I made up the whole Orion Blastar space pirate ninja from 4096AD profile to use to be anonymous on the Internet and not allow anyone to learn anything about me, long ago.

    If you think I am really Orion Blastar, I got the Brooklyn bridge to sell you really cheap. Because you are the most gullible person alive if you actually think my online profiles are true and not fiction.

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    Remember, Slashdot does not have a -1 disagree moderation, and no, troll, flamebait, and overrated are not substitutes.
  33. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

    Nope. Most people, in my experience, genuinely like the 10 generic songs they hear on their favorite pop radio station. They might also like other stuff, but they won't like it any more no matter how good it is, so what's the point?

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    ResidntGeek
  34. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    yes.. details certainly can be fake, but not everybody is as paranoid as your average slashdotter. The majority of people I know who use Facebook have a disgusting quantity of true details, without so much as a second thought as to why they should or should not be there.

  35. Re: parent is referring to the Gabriel's G.I.F.T. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by hansamurai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life.

    1. Re:Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Ill shoot.

      I find power and intelligence sexually attractive. Looks are second, third would be money. My current gf is quiet and reserved, yet has a powerful seductive evil streak. That's something I encourage her to bring out more.

      So, what's my philosophy on life?

      --
    2. Re:Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll bite: You are a pasty teenage boy with an unconscious sexual desire for your mother.

      You desire a lower slashdot id because you believe that will give you more status, but you haven't one because you spend your time posting to male dominated, english language forums and surfing porn.
       
      Your philosophy on life is a cross between an advertisement for a breakfast cereal and a science fiction space opera.
       
      You believe trolls are a higher form of evolution. ;)

    3. Re:Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me the woman he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself.

    4. Re:Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by jrumney · · Score: 1
      OK, I'll make it easier for you with a multi-choice:
      • A. Tits
      • B. Arse (that's English for ass, for you American donkey lovers)
      • C. Construct fake online persona to convince girls you aren't like the guys they meet in real life.
    5. Re:Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by Veggiesama · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mailboxes. I find mailboxes sexually attractive.

      This new Internet thing has really turned my fetish for delivery boxes into a real old-fashioned perversion. Every day, it becomes harder and harder to put up the flag, if you know what I mean.

      I don't think you know what I mean. Nobody does.

      Well, except my Facebook friends.

    6. Re:Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life.

      Okay. Winona Ryder, Thora Birch, Christina Ricci, and the female cast of every Joss Whedon show except for Sarah Michelle Gellar and Charisma Carpenter.

      --
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    7. Re:Rand(om) but somewhat applicable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bite: You are a pasty teenage boy with an unconscious sexual desire for your mother.

      Unconscious desire? I think not.

  37. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by story645 · · Score: 1

    What's the nope in response too? I'm sort of failing to see where we disagree. I agree with you that quality doesn't impact taste in the least, but I've seen a lot of online profiles that don't want to admit that. (It tends to be a certain type of people who have those profiles, which is why they're important even while being untrue, but still.)

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  38. Re:You won't learn about me from my online profile by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, we know a few things about you. One, that you like space fantasy fiction, at least somewhat. Also you're a computer oriented geek, because you chose a power of two for the year (4096). Geeks know their powers of 2 forwards and backwards.

  39. Summary incorrect. by kklein · · Score: 5, Informative

    This paper is not about Facebook. It's about a Facebook personality-assessment app ("YouJustGetMe") that allows people to do a personality self-assessment, then create a profile with the app based on likes and dislikes. This "YouJustGetMe" profile would then appear on the user's Facebook profile.

    So the research question is not "Can people assess others' personalities based on their Facebook profiles," but, rather, "Can people assess others' personalities based on their own assessments of their own personalities," a very different thing. It then looked for interrater agreement between the writer of the profile and the viewer of the profile.

    This is a salient point because what is revealed in a real Facebook profile is very little, and can actually be nothing (like mine--I just use it to keep tabs on my friends strewn around the world who use it). It's totally uncontrolled. The researchers addressed this by placing much tighter controls on the profile creation, limiting it to personality-specific items.

    The research is still interesting, but not as interesting as the Slashdot summary makes it sound. It does, however, seem to have some major selection flaws (not a random sample), but I can't seem to load the paper to check on that.

  40. Lies... by sitarlo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think these psychologists have read the chapter on how people lie about everything they put online. The only thing you can get from a Facebook profile is that the person is lame enough to *have* a facebook profile.

    1. Re:Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing you can get from a Facebook profile is that the person is lame enough to *have* a facebook profile.

      Says the dork posting on Slashdot.

      I think your kettle needs some paint.

  41. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's pretty much it. I spent a great deal of my time creating fake information about me that makes me look favorable for possible employers. According to the bits and pieces you find about me online when you enter my name in a search engine I'm an accomplished freelancing game creator, writing articles for a local newspaper, who spends his spare time as a volunteer with the fire brigade, and so on.

    Actually, I have written a few games but hardly anything to write about, never wrote for a paper (I was doing computer maintainence for them, which must have somehow made me an editor...) and the last time I saw a fire department from the inside was in my youth (I'm just still on their roster, despite me moving away from there about 15 years ago).

    Let's be honest here, employers assume that you lie on your CV. So they start looking for other sources of information about you, the the easiest is to run your name through Google (provided you're not John Smith or similar). That they're actually using it can be seen in my mailbox.

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  42. Re:Summary incorrect. --Caveats by kklein · · Score: 4, Informative

    Finally got the paper to download. It's interesting, and was obviously a very serious study that required a lot of work. Good on them for that.

    But the mean interrater correlation is 0.41, meaning that it only explains about 17% of the shared variance. This looks to me like another psych study that mistakes statistical significance for practical significance.

    To put it another way, there was really only an average of 17% agreement between rater and writer in their assessments. What this study finds is that judging people based on their profile, while not completely useless, isn't very useful.

    To put it another way... It's basically just as you would assume: You can get an idea of what someone is like based on what they present about themselves, but the picture is going to be far from complete.

    So, let's rename this Slashdot article correctly: "Your Online Profile Actually Tells a Little About You!"

  43. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    a/s/l?

  44. Maybe not by Deaddy · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to the article that doesn't really matter, since the most useful profile elements were:
    • A link to funny video
    • What makes me glad to be alive?
    • Most embarrassing thing I ever did
    • Proudest thing I ever did
    • My spirituality
    • A great person
    • I believe this

    I think most people would give out information like this, even or especially when they use fake names and birthdays.

  45. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    15/f/Pakistan

  46. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that it's bad taste to have too good of taste in a given subject?

    And it's times like these that I feel totally lost and confused in this world.

  47. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'm a 17 year old Caucasian law student and Olympic trainee for Tantric Beach Volleyball.

    Will you go out with me?

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    Operator, give me the number for 911!
  48. who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    facebook sucks and its just a big brother scheme where corporations can monitor you and your friends every move. there are already facial recognition software and cameras setup in various cities across the globe.
    does it make you feel more secure knowing that you're being monitored all the while you go for that walk to the corner store to get a bag of chips
    or maybe go into a department store and they know you as soon as you enter
    just wait, they'll be using this information to target you for personalized ads
    then when you walk into these places or walk down the road the billboards will change to advertise you things related to your purchasing profile which they also happen to have on hand
    people who get sucked into facebook annoy me to the nth degree and stop fucking sending me the god damned spam to view your shit profile which happens to be nothing but a "hey this person has a profile give us all YOUR personal information as well so you can actually SEE something"
    FACEBOOK, FUCK YOU

  49. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by mjwx · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is why on the NYT registration page I am a 16 year old female attorney from Afghanistan named Osama Bin Laden

    That just tells me you're a pathological liar with a fetish for far-west Asian teens and extreme hatred of the US government.

    And you also read the NY Times.

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  50. Re: Warning: Moderators on crack tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n.t.

  51. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is why on the NYT registration page I am a 16 year old female attorney from Afghanistan named Osama Bin Laden. Honest!

    Sounds like the basis for a sitcom...

  52. Re:Talking without communicating?? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Communication operates at many levels.

    You may agree that the specific subject is a subject of "low importance". However, what they are engaging in is building the conext of communication, which is a signal "I am here for you, sharing my time with a Null topic, and I am available if you have something more difficult to discuss."

    Men often use the heuristic that such material "worsens the noise-signal ratio". At the extremes, you get taciturn men whose entire speech for the day is "Your wall's burning."

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  53. Yuhhuh by mqduck · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can actually learn more about someone's Agreeableness from their online profile than from a first date.

    A statement only Slashdot readers could believe.

    --
    Property is theft.
  54. Of Chickens and Men by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All chickens are taken to slaughter, but they still have to spend their chicken-energy.

    Facebook is a great big behavioral data collection engine which is perfectly suited for the monitoring and control of millions. Is it used this way? I don't know. I suspect there is far more data gleaned from our collective lifetimes spent traveling through the education and medical systems, and in adulthood, through the banking systems, than is collected from facebook. --And those other systems are either run directly by the government or are tightly intertwined with government, whereas Facebook is still somewhat private. Though I can certainly see how something like Facebook sheds light into areas which those previously mentioned systems have a harder time quantifying, namely your associations with other people. (Though, that kind of thing is not invisible; there are phone records and email records; Facebook just kind of collects it all with a nice GUI for the MIB's.)

    However. . , it's still a system which binds friends and communities together. Much like the phone system. --You're not going to stop using the phone to call your parents or friends just because you KNOW the government is recording everything in paranoid anxiety.

    Yeah, humans are hopelessly manipulable, perfect candidates for conquest, domination and liquidation on a whim. Be we still have to fall in love and make friends and exchange ideas. Even this post right now is easily traceable to yours truly, I have no doubt whatsoever. But am I going to stop living because there are monsters in our midst? Hmm. Nope. It's sort of a race to the finish line using the same track; we can share information and build strong ties as a community which can prepare and help prevent attack, and while we do this, the enemy learns all the clever ways it can attack by secretly watching as we form our communities. Who will win?

    Not sure what the answer is, but the people I've seen who spend their days clinging to anger at the unfairness of it all tend to make themselves sick and miserable and don't generally DO anything productive with their knowledge. There are other ways, and communication is a vital part of it. And so is awareness. Knowing that Facebook makes you naked is important. What you choose to do after that is up to you.


    -FL

    1. Re:Of Chickens and Men by maxume · · Score: 0, Troll

      Man, whatever you are smoking, that has to be some good shit.

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  55. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    are females allowed in pakistan?

  56. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi John Smith, I googled your name and it seems like you've done a lot with your life so far. You're hired!

  57. Generalize much? :P by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Women have to manage with what they have: negotiation. Women have to manage with what they have: negotiation. If women simply point out mens' failings, men start pounding their chests to demonstrate their dominance.

    "Negotiation" is one way to put it. In practice, you get a whole gamut ranging from outright submissive, to (rarely) threats of violence. I know at least one who's pretty proud that her negotiations with her late husband were along the lines of "you do thing my way, and I won't bash your head in." With various shades in between, that include:

    - nagging. Literally pointing those perceived failings out again and again and again, until hopefully you get the idea that chest thumping doesn't work anyway.

    - manipulation.

    - indirect threats and manipulation. There are a couple of whole cultures where a woman's only power was gained by, for example, manipulating her sons against their father. Or I only have to look at my own deranged family, where grandma manipulated mom and dad against each other, and my mom tried more than once to manipulate me and my brother against each other. (Thankfully though, she's such a socially inept nerd, that it was just funny to see her try.)

    - annoying passive aggression

    - basically, "if you don't do as I say, you're getting no sex"

    Etc, etc, etc.

    Basically, _some_ women are nice, and _some_ are nasty in various ways. Sociopathy/Psychopathy exists in women too, not only in men, for example. Four times fewer, yes, but that's far from zero.

    Note that I'm not especially vilifying women here. I'm just saying that there's a whole range of them, ranging from saint to Antichrist, so to speak. From Mother Theresa to such fine gals as Johanna Langefeld, Maria Mandl, and Elisabeth Volkenrath, who led the women's camp at Auschwitz. IIRC Maria Mandl alone ordered the death of _half_ _a_ _million_ women. She was known as "The Beast" and also known to have people killed for as little as looking at her. Or Ilse Koch, The Witch of Buchenwald. Now that's a sadistic gal.

    In other words, cute, but as false as all blanket generalizations.

    Who needs a brain or tact when might makes right? Case in point... Behold: pedantic dweebs berating what is probably the only woman on /. for failing to use the — code to produce a -- symbol. Thanks to their quick actions, the female is quieted and they can resume wanking it and flaming each other to assert their dominance on the internet's biggest sausage party.

    Again, spare me the blanket generalizations, please.

    The grammar/spelling/punctuation trolls are a rather tiny group of trolls. Annoying and visible, yes, but in no way representative for a whole gender.

    So, anyway, you found one message from one of those retards. And he was answering to a woman. Whop-de-do. They do that to anyone, and to each other.

    How's that representative for males as a whole?

    In fact, I'll go on a limb and say that most people on Slashdot, male or female, look down upon that group of retards. Most of us aim upwards, not find some "look, someone typoed a 5 letter words that I knew!" claims to glory. It's only when you're near the bottom of the proverbial barrel, that "look, there's someone (arguably) lower than me!!" starts looking like some claim to glory. Some people just are that low, have no achievements worth bragging about, and are building their sole claim to glory out of such "OMG, you typoed a 5 letter word that I know how to spell! You must be more stupid than me!!!" lameness. It's not even pedantry, it's being a worthless loser and knowing it. Nothing more.

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    1. Re:Generalize much? :P by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      "OMG, you typoed a 5 letter word that I know how to spell! You must be more stupid than me!!!" lameness. It's not even pedantry, it's being a worthless loser and knowing it. Nothing more.

      Everyone knows it's "typod". It's 5 letters, not 6. Dumbass.

      Ah, this is going to be one to tell my grandkids in The Sims. How they will laugh and admire me :)

      --
      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Generalize much? :P by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Funny

      Annoying and visible, yes, but in no way representative for a whole gender.

      You meant, "...but [they are] not representative of the whole [male] gender."

      The words in [] are optional, but add to clarity and flow, in my opinion.

      You're welcome.

    3. Re:Generalize much? :P by thegnu · · Score: 1

      I'm going to try to avert a disaster whereby we all end up resenting all members of the opposite sex for another half decade, and suggest that we all smoke a bunch of marijuana, sit in a circle, and hug.

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    4. Re:Generalize much? :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OMG, you typoed a 5 letter word that I know how to spell! You must be more stupid than me!!!" lameness. It's not even pedantry, it's being a worthless loser and knowing it. Nothing more.

      Everyone knows it's "typod". It's 5 letters, not 6. Dumbass.

      Ah, this is going to be one to tell my grandkids in The Sims. How they will laugh and admire me :)

      The above author is woefully mistaken; it is spelled "typo'd."

      Noob.

    5. Re:Generalize much? :P by somersault · · Score: 1

      That would suggest that the real spelling is in fact typoed, as the apostrophe symbolises missing letters. Typod is the one true spelling for those who cannot understand more than five letter vvords.

      n0_ob

      --
      which is totally what she said
    6. Re:Generalize much? :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of us aim upwards, not find some "look, someone typoed a 5 letter words that I knew!" claims to glory.

      You mean someone typoed a 5 letter word.

    7. Re:Generalize much? :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would suggest that the real spelling is in fact typoed, as the apostrophe symbolises missing letters. Typod is the one true spelling for those who cannot understand more than five letter vvords.

      n0_ob

      Such a gauntlet! I'll take it up. (This is the same AC.)

      "Typo" is an informal shortening of "typographical error," utilizing the -o ending as such, just as "photo" is an informal shortening of "photograph."

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=-o

      When used as a verb, it is regular. As such, the grammatically correct past tense conjugation is "typoed;" just as the correct past tense conjugation of "photo" is "photoed." Photod is not even a word.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/photod

      I advise you to not try and play my games if you do not know the rules.

      P.S. "typod" would most likely be pronounced tie-pod if one encountered it for the first time, not tie-po-ed, as would most match the original word.

    8. Re:Generalize much? :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You do things my way and I won't bash your head in." -- sounds like my wife, right down to the grammatical error.

      "nagging" -- yes

      "manipulation" -- yes

      "indirect threats and manipulation" -- trying to set the kids against me. Yes

      "if you don't do as I say, you're getting no sex." -- yes

      Have you been spying on me?

      Posting as an AC because her brother reads Slashdot.

    9. Re:Generalize much? :P by renfrow · · Score: 1

      "Kumbaya" optional...

    10. Re:Generalize much? :P by somersault · · Score: 1

      Ya. Since I obviously can't do a logical comeback when I know fine that's how the word is spelled, I guess I'll have to fall back on *whooooooooshhhh* :)

      --
      which is totally what she said
  58. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by nx6310 · · Score: 0

    Consider filling out just enough to let others find you online in the case of you being away from your hometown or a frequent traveler and have lost contact with old friends. I put a lot of correct information myself and people I know keep finding me on Social networks like facebook, hi5...etc

  59. To be entirely fair, though by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be entirely fair, though:

    1. I have seen extreme cases where the talk included no intention of communicating anything whatsoever.

    2. It was by men too.

    The most pathologic case I've seen was one co-worker who just couldn't shut up. Literally. You could go out of the office and hear him still talking in an empty room.

    But to illustrate why I say that communication was not the purpose: I've had him come to me once to ask about what one of my methods did. The talk went sorta like this:

    Me: "Well, that's easy. Let's look at this data object, 'cause that's what tells it what to do..."
    Him: "Oh, I get it, it takes the user name and cross-references it in the other table and..."
    Me: "Err...nope..."
    Him: "... and then the contract number is put in an XML used via Wally's module and..."
    Me: "No, that's not..."
    Him: "... and then it prints stuff on the screen..."
    Me: "Dude, you came to ask me. Please _listen_."
    Him: "Yeah, but just to see if I got it right."
    Me: "No, you got it all wrong. It's not printing anything yet, and..."
    Him: "Oh, I get it. The user name is..."
    Me: "Stop! Here it's for logging purposes _only_!"
    Him: "... and then it's the other table that stores the rest of the info..."

    I get annoyed at this point, go outside to smoke a cigarette. I take my time. I hear him faintly, still talking. I go back inside, he's still parked next to my desk, talking.

    Him: "... and then I thought the chip was fried, but it turns out I just had to download new video drivers. But I had already reinstalled Windows, so I had to download all game patches all over again..."

    I remember I needed some clarification from another guy on a totally unrelated matter. I was planning to write an email, but wth, let's see him in person. I leave Mr Chatterbox there and go talk to that other guy for some quarter of an hour. I come back, wouldn't you know it, he's still talking. I think he was up to what happened in his vacation.

    It wasn't just signal-to-noise ratio. He just wasn't interested in anything I had to say about that module, or generally about anything. He just needed to ventilate his tonsils.

    Ok, now that one was a pathologic case, and I'm not saying that anyone else is literally like that. (Hopefully;)

    It does however make me think. I don't think most talks happen because we genuinely need to know something, or communicate something. Sure, it's inevitable that some information is exchanged too, even when it's useless and promptly forgotten. But that's not the purpose. The purpose is just to fill one's time.

    Or to put it otherwise, look at Slashdot. How many people do you think are in this thread because they genuinely need to know about what you can infer from online profiles? How many are here genuinely to impart valuable expert knowledge? No, most of us are here simply to waste some time. The information exchange may exist, but it's more like side-effect than real purpose of the exercise.

    Heck, in a lot of cases the actual topic isn't even side-effect, it's a mean to an end. The end being to have that Null conversation. See how many people watch football or whatever sport, just to have something to talk about at the pub the next day. They're not exchanging information about football, the information is just some extra effort in order to have a talk.

    We're wired to need to _do_ something. Otherwise we get bored. And for some people (both men and women) talking is a way to not get bored. Nothing more.

    And if I'm to get even more cynical, here's a parting thought: in a lot of cases the real information exchanged is neither the thing discussed, nor then "I am here for you, sharing my time with a Null topic, and I am available if you have something more difficult to discuss" message. I'm getting the impression that in a lot of cases the only real information is "let's see if you still pay attention to me" or similar.

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    1. Re:To be entirely fair, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Look at the length of that post! You, sir, ar a chatterbox.

    2. Re:To be entirely fair, though by somersault · · Score: 1

      And if I'm to get even more cynical, here's a parting thought: in a lot of cases the real information exchanged is neither the thing discussed, nor then "I am here for you, sharing my time with a Null topic, and I am available if you have something more difficult to discuss" message. I'm getting the impression that in a lot of cases the only real information is "let's see if you still pay attention to me" or similar.

      Whoah. Now that's cynicism! :) I basically agree with all that you are saying though, which is perhaps why I'm not a great conversationalist :P When you take everything to that level, everything is just something to do so you don't get bored, or die. And when you are looking at life in those terms, your know your life sucks, because everything has become ultimately pointless. So sometimes it's better just to try and relax and shoot the bull so to speak.

      Anyway, slightly back on topic, I'd say a fair amount of information flows even in null conversations, which I suppose is partly what this article is about, and what psychologists go on about - it's not just about what you say, it's how you say it. I had thought that that didn't really apply when you're communicating entirely through text, but each person has their own style of typing, which can give them away. For example, I type far too much and tend to ramble onto unrelated topics. I've caught myself a few times when writing on /. and deleted entire posts that had wondered offtopic. Which just shows that I subconsciously feel starved for attention, or perhaps either that or I have coffee-induced ADHD.

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    3. Re:To be entirely fair, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like speed.

      Any other signs of drug induced behavior?

  60. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here here

  61. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cousin!

  62. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by aproposofwhat · · Score: 0

    and extreme hatred of the US government.

    And you also read the NY Times.

    One of the above statements is redundant - I'm not sure which :o)

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  63. It's true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My online profile shows that I prefer to remain anonymous

  64. YouJustDon'tGetMe by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    Since I don't have a Facebook account, I must be playing "hard to get."

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    1. Re:YouJustDon'tGetMe by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Since I don't have a Facebook account, I must be playing "hard to get."

      No, you're pitching to an audience that doesn't include FaceBook users. So'm I - I'm another non-Facebook, non-Bebo, non-anything more complex than SlashDot or Linked-In person, not looking to attract the sort of people who live their lives on Facebook.
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  65. brb by Ricken · · Score: 1

    gotta change some stuff on my profile

  66. Maybe so,... by anarkavre · · Score: 1

    but I have had no such luck yet. I wish some smart, intellectual girl would stumble upon my Facebook profile. I joined the geekgirls group, but so far no messages to my sexy self. Until then, I will continue using my leisure time reading. I just finished "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and is was great. Now to move onto "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Once Diablo III is released, that will be my new love. Other than that, I have my right hand to give me lovin. Cheaper too, actually it is free! Other than the material for clean up.

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  67. Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Green eyes, dark hair, intelligence. Tell me what you think you know.

  68. Re:Talking without communicating?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on context - which is better If your wall IS burning, sound of bucket being filled and water thrown or

    "Hmm Call that a bucket, Dont you have a larger one?"
    "When did you last clean this?" etc.

  69. Four words for you by bytesex · · Score: 1

    Still too many words !

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  70. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as an average slashdotter.

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  71. Re:Fake profiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean people can create fake profiles on popular social networking sites?! I'm shocked...

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/thesquirrel/

  72. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to the bits and pieces you find about me online when you enter my name in a search engine I'm an accomplished freelancing game creator, writing articles for a local newspaper, who spends his spare time as a volunteer with the fire brigade, and so on.

    Plug my name into Google and of the at least half dozen people in North America with the same name as me, a semi-famous comedian fro Colorado fills the first several pages of hits. Once on slashdot I made this same point, and one poster, sure he had found my true identity, posted the address and phone number of some poor schmuck from Canada who had the same name as me.

    Anyone who uses Google to find out about a prospective employee is incredibly stupid, and there's no way I would work for a fucktard like that. I mean, who wants to be unemployed in only six months when the firm goes bankrupt after having your blood pressure raised daily by an idiot who is dumb enough to think they can find you using the internet?

    -mcgrew

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  73. In Summary by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In summary for Slashdot users your profile can either:

    1) Tell that you are a Karma whore
    2) Tell that you are always baiting to be flamed
    3) You actually have good Karma
    4) Never take anything seriously if everything is modded +5 Funny
    5) Are way too serious and boring if everything is +5 Interesting
    6) You ask too many questions if +5 interesting
    7) Show you take too much pride in being the first at anything (first post or low UID)
    8) Have too much spare time if you post on Slashdot!
    9) If you link to Goatse you have a very troubled mind
    10) Take advantage of others if you post an article on your website for ad-revenue
    11) Fail to recognize patterns for posting dupe articles
    12) Are greedy if you always post .... 1) .... 2) .... 3) .... 4) ???? .... 5) Profit!
    13) You are Cowboy Neal. ( I think this was obligatory :) )

  74. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful
    prefer meeting gurls in real life, as opposed to some vague flirtation online that could easily have been with someone lying about their details

    Speaking of details, you think that's her real hair color? That her skin really looks like that? That she's that height? Those are her real nails? That she's acting interested because she likes you, not your wallet?

    Boy, you're gonna get burned.

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  75. Reminds me of this book... by kabocox · · Score: 1

    I bet it's as accurate as this book.

    The Secret Language of Birthdays: Personology Profiles for Each Day of the Year
    http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Language-Birthdays-Personology-Profiles/dp/0670858579

    It's a great coffee table book because everyone sees it and can't resist looking up what the book has to say about their birthday. They then flip it to a few family members to just see. You'll then get them telling you about their family/friends and if they match the book's profile or differ. It's a fun religious neutral book. ;) The authors describe the whole astrology and horoscope thing, but the way they really compiled most of the book was researching lots and lots of famous people and comparing them.

    It's sort of like the make a list of your 10 most liked books, movies, video games, or even websites. and we'll know just how to stereotype you. There are days where I'd love to see the results if some AI data mined the census, face book, myspace, and google news to try to compile this book based on the info of everyone in the US. It would take an AI to do it, but I wonder if it would learn if there was anything useful or if it's a just for fun info.

    There are other times that I'd want some one to seriously study astrology, history, and politics just to see if gravity or those visible lights in the sky have any effect on human politics or human migration patterns in general. It would be fun just to see the results.

  76. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by StarReaver · · Score: 1

    Or maybe you just prefer meeting gurls in real life, as opposed to some vague flirtation online that could easily have been with someone lying about their details.

    "Details" meaning "Gender"?

  77. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by JayAitch · · Score: 1

    He's generalizing everyone else to make himself sound more interesting.

  78. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by JayAitch · · Score: 1

    He's trying to make himself more interesting by saying no one else can like the obscure pretentious stuff because they're just trying to sound interesting. This is all an effort to make himself appear more interesting and deep because he's above trying to do things to get chicks. This is why I never answer the favorite band question. So am I calling out his fronting of fronting to sound more interesting myself?

  79. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by JayAitch · · Score: 1

    He's pointing that out to make himself more interesting. I'm pointing out him pointing that out to make myself more interesting. This is why I never answer the favorite band when people ask me. It leads to this. Anyway I like White Stripes and Radiohead. OMG they're the best!

  80. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by JayAitch · · Score: 1

    He's pointing that out to make himself sound more interesting. I'm pointing this out to make myself sound more interesting. This is why I never answer the my favorite band question... it leads to this. BTW I like Radiohead and White Stripes. OMG!! they're the best!

  81. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by story645 · · Score: 1

    No, I'm just saying that a certain mix of answers read false.

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  82. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by steelfood · · Score: 1

    You're anti-social.

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  83. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you also read the NY Times.

    +1 Redundant?

  84. You're no longer anonymous by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your IP address is 192.168.0.1

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  85. Re:Summary incorrect. --Caveats by idealistdave · · Score: 1

    Finally got the paper to download. It's interesting, and was obviously a very serious study that required a lot of work. Good on them for that.

    But the mean interrater correlation is 0.41, meaning that it only explains about 17% of the shared variance. This looks to me like another psych study that mistakes statistical significance for practical significance.

    To put it another way, there was really only an average of 17% agreement between rater and writer in their assessments. What this study finds is that judging people based on their profile, while not completely useless, isn't very useful.

    To put it another way... It's basically just as you would assume: You can get an idea of what someone is like based on what they present about themselves, but the picture is going to be far from complete.

    So, let's rename this Slashdot article correctly: "Your Online Profile Actually Tells a Little About You!"

    True that the interrater correlation was .41. True that the r-squared is 17%. But interpreting this...turns out that peers who have known each other for a long time and even married couples only correlate around .50 or 25%. So although your online profile doesn't tell everything about you, it tells more than what a stranger in a grocery store would see, and nearly as much as your friends see.

    Check out the table down on the page here to see how online profiles compare to other sources of info in conveying your personality.

  86. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by cjb658 · · Score: 1

    Let's be honest here, employers assume that you lie on your CV. So they start looking for other sources of information about you, the the easiest is to run your name through Google (provided you're not John Smith or similar). That they're actually using it can be seen in my mailbox.

    My name isn't a common one, but if you look it up on Google, someone with the same name as me has been convicted of embezzlement.

    That can't be good.

  87. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Narpak · · Score: 1

    That is why I only date people without hair or facial features. At least then you know what you get. And I don't really have a wallet, and if I did there wouldn't be anything it in. So anyone interested in me pretty much have to be in it for my charming personality; it's all I have (took me five years of only living of cookies to ensure that none are interested in my body either). Take that superficial society!

  88. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    Of course there is. He is 97.5% male, 176cm tall, 283.7 lbs, has 1.78 arms, 8.43 toes and 0.83 children. And prefers orange Jello to red.

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  89. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plug my name into Google and of the at least half dozen people in North America with the same name as me

    I dare you to try mine

  90. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by TriezGamer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What the hell is with the moderation lately?

    -1 Offtopic

  91. Pretty bad personality test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, that has to be one of the most inaccurate personality tests I have taken.

    I have no idea why but it was wrong on more points than these types of things typically are.

    It could be because I had a hard time answering some of the questions because they assume I know what they are asking (I may be in the Autistic spectrum which doesn't help). The result was very inaccurate though. It seems like many of the questions may be incorrectly weighted or something.

  92. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now I have to find someone else's musical taste list to copy...

  93. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya or plus 1 funny maybe. I get the most inane mod points whenever I try to be funny.

  94. Re:Summary incorrect. --Caveats by kklein · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I don't see the table you're referring to.

    I see where you're going with that, but doesn't it bother you that the r for married couples is only 0.50? I would argue that online profiles are such bad indicators of (people's self-assessment of their own) personality that they render even the person you know best virtually unrecognizable!

    So yeah, a complete stranger doesn't fare much worse than your husband or wife, but, to me, that's not a good thing!

    I suspect some major problems with the self-report data and/or the information selected to represent themselves, to be honest.

    It's like this: When people ask me what kind of music I like, I say industrial. And it's true. I have lots and lots of industrial, from the 70s until now. I love it. But you know what the last music I played on my iPod was? Amy Winehouse. Before that? Jimmie Dale Gilmore (country!). Okay, so a few days ago I listened to NIN, but Trent's not really that industrial anymore.

    So why do I say "industrial?" Because it sets me apart and I like to think it makes me look cool. It hints at my industrial goth past, before the ties and statistics.

    But does it have anything to do with who I am today? No. I present what I want you to think about me; not what I am. And I think this behavior probably accounts for the giant pink elephant of error in this study.

    I teach the odd workshop on using survey data in (language acquisition) research, and I always begin and end the thing with "remember that people lie, so if there's a better way of getting the data, do it." This is why!

  95. Re:Summary incorrect. --Caveats by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To put it another way... It's basically just as you would assume: You can get an idea of what someone is like based on what they present about themselves, but the picture is going to be far from complete.

    Ahhhh psych studies. Using statistics to prove the bleeding obvious, and earning a living at it. Where do I sign up?

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  96. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    The fact that you went to the effort to put in fake information tells a good bit about yourself.

  97. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Like I said, it works certainly not in an English speaking country. Too many of them around, too high a chance that someone has the same name as you. The same applies to other languages that are spoken in a fairly large amounts of the countries. Like I said, it won't work for John Smith or Juan Gonzales.

    It's different when you have a name that is almost unique on the planet.

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  98. Re:Summary incorrect. --Caveats by kklein · · Score: 1

    Please, I'm so tired of that sentiment on Slashdot.

    The point of psych research is to quantify. It is rare that you find something that isn't obvious... in hindsight. The real point is to get it down, on paper, with a quantitative measure. This narrows and guides the discussion, allowing for alternative hypotheses to be created and tested.

    Furthermore, statistics doesn't "prove" anything--it just says how likely it is that something is not random. This is useful. It is useful to know that what we think is happening is indeed what's happening.

    You know what you would have said if this study had found massive correlations between rater and writer?

    "Well, of course! The people put down what they were like, and then people knew what they were like! Ahhhh psych studies. Using statistics to prove the bleeding obvious, and earning a living at it. Where do I sign up?"

    --The thing about psych findings is that they should wash with our experience of the world. They should predict individual data points in our lives. If they don't, either the study was flawed, or our understanding is flawed (fairly unlikely).

    In the case of the Slashdot title, I felt that the findings reported didn't wash. So I looked at the study, and found that, as expected, the findings were not robust enough for me to be convinced to reject my hypothesis that online profiles tell one little about the person writing them. In fact, I'd say that the findings confirm this hypothesis, in the real world. The researcher has shown that the effect is not random, but I pointed out that, in real-world terms, that doesn't cut it.

    This is psychology. Making hypotheses about the human experience, testing them, and then arguing about which seemingly equally plausible hypothesis is closer to the truth. Then figuring out how to test it, then testing it.

    You know, the scientific method.

    Psych is a mixed-class field. We pull from biology, sociology, neurology, and lots of mathematics. This is what irritates pure-class scientists, and what irritates pure-class humanities people. We actually try to apply the scientific method to the human condition.

    None of us would argue that what we're doing is akin to curing cancer. None of us would argue that it was akin to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. But what we are at least trying to do is unlock the mysteries of our experience of the universe. To quantify it and make it align with the findings in the harder sciences.

    It's not easy, and most studies find nothing. But as I always tell my students and my colleagues who come for research design help: Even finding nothing is finding something.

    The real trouble is that it's hard to get "nothing" published, even though it is often more interesting, than finding "something," so there is intense career pressure to, as I think this study is an example of, convince yourself that you found something when you actually found nothing.

  99. Re:You won't learn about me from my online profile by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    That could apply to almost all Slashdot readers. So what was your point again?

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  100. Re:You won't learn about me from my online profile by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    > That could apply to almost all Slashdot readers.

    Oh, yeah. I overlooked that. Thanks for pointing it out.
    So... We also know that you're probably a, um, "lonely" (shall we say) male who lives in his mom's basement.

    Prepare for the targeted ads.

  101. Re:You won't learn about me from my online profile by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    No I don't live in my mother's basement and I am married. But you won't get that from my profile. Which means it works.:)

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  102. Re:Summary incorrect. --Caveats by syousef · · Score: 1

    Please, I'm so tired of that sentiment on Slashdot.

    Too bad. It's well deserved.

    The point of psych research is to quantify.

    There is a difference between quantifying something scientifically and assigning it a number.

    It is rare that you find something that isn't obvious... in hindsight.

    It is rare that you read about a psych study on /. where it wasn't obvious with foresight.

    Furthermore, statistics doesn't "prove" anything--it just says how likely it is that something is not random. This is useful. It is useful to know that what we think is happening is indeed what's happening.

    Yes you're right, a statistical correlation is just that. Proving causation is a different kettle of fish.

    There are subjects that are worthy of study, and then there's garbage. For example I could easily do a statistical analysis of how much my toenails grow. Correlate it to the season, what I was eating, what I was watching. However a statistical study with a sample size of 10 (toes) isn't useful. Even with a much larger sample size, you have to have a goal. Are we studying toenail growth for a reason? Is there anything interesting at all that we've learnt from the study? Could the time and resources be better spent on other lines of enquiry.

    You know, the scientific method.

    Yes. Actually I have a Masters in Astronomy. What of it.

    Psych is a mixed-class field. We pull from biology, sociology, neurology, and lots of mathematics.

    A lot of Psych and Medicine is completely unscientific. I've seen doctors come to bone headed conclusions that aren't supported by the evidence laid before them. That doesn't make the study of medicine worthless, but it speaks volumes about the practioner. Likewise all I see here is a worthless study that comes to no good conlcusion and bears no new insight. Perhaps it was a null result in which case why report it on /. of all places. It's suppose to be news for nerds, not a catalogue of the boring and obvious.

    Now are you done ranting? That and making assumptions about who you're talking to seem to be your fortes.

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  103. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    Yes, true, but most peoples' names aren't like that. Any idea how many Johnsons are in the Chcago phone book? The movie Die Hard made a joke of it, with the black FBI agent and the white FBI agent both named Johnson. "No relation" one says of the other.

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  104. Re:Of course this assumes that when you filled it by MacWiz · · Score: 1

    A well-done sparse profile answers the basic question of "Who the hell is this person?"

    If you're trying to get laid on MySpace instead of face-to-face contact, well, you're doing it wrong.

  105. Re:Summary incorrect. --Caveats by coopex · · Score: 1

    The thing I find annoying about psychology is best illustrated by an example from the Chicago Tribune Magazine. There was some woman working in advertising using psychology, who claimed to know what men want, then bemoaned her inability finding one. All I'm asking for is say, at least the level of understanding that spam emails selling ebooks about being "cocky and funny" for success picking up women have.

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