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Steven Hawking Considering Move To Canada

thepacketmaster learned of "...the possibility of Steven Hawking moving to Waterloo in Canada: 'A report out of Britain suggests Stephen Hawking is considering an invitation to come work at the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics....But he's also being encouraged to move to Ontario by his University of Cambridge colleague Neil Turok, the mathematical physicist who will take over as Perimeter's executive director on Oct. 1. Perimeter confirmed last night that it has made a standing offer to Hawking...Turok is leaving Cambridge after failing to persuade university authorities, research councils and sponsors to spend $40 million...By comparison, Waterloo's Perimeter Institute has about $600 million in funding...The addition of Hawking to Perimeter's staff of top physicists would be a major coup for the research institute, founded in 1999 by Mike Lazaridis, founder and co-CEO of Research In Motion, which makes the BlackBerry.'"

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  1. Actually.... by Urger · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's moving there to be closer to the headquarters of the Vice Presidential Action Rangers.

    1. Re:Actually.... by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you really think he's a member of the current Vice Presidential Action Rangers? Hmm... nevermind, it could be that he has promises from all parties to be rehired after the election. Hopefully Gary faked his own death; the Rangers need his chaotic determination to complement Hawking's rigid mathematics.

  2. I wonder by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 4, Funny

    how long it will take his little chair to get him there. Does that thing have snow treads?

    1. Re:I wonder by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 4, Funny

      The wheelchair has a helicopter propeller that pops out of the chair back.

  3. Its our by BigJClark · · Score: 5, Funny


    Its our national healthcare system.

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  4. Re:Didn't... by clonan · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the physicists left too!

  5. Like Freeman, but more not theoretical by Rinisari · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. Turok, mathematical physicist and dinosaur hunter, to you, pal.

    1. Re:Like Freeman, but more not theoretical by MagdJTK · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was actually lectured by Turok last year (in Electromag). I was thoroughly disappointed to see exactly zero dinosaurs throughout the twenty-four lectures. I mean, not even a pterodactyl!

    2. Re:Like Freeman, but more not theoretical by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      There may have been a velociraptor hiding under the seats without you even knowing. Those things are smarter than Republicans, and nearly as smart as cats.

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  6. The voice by Megaweapon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we get the computerized voice with a Canadian accent, eh?

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  7. no! by syrinx · · Score: 4, Funny
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  8. British? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never realized Stephen Hawking was British. He doesn't sound it....

  9. They see me rollin by assemblerex · · Score: 5, Funny

    They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me theorizing dirty Tryin to catch me theorizing dirty

  10. Phew! by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 3, Funny

    No more traffic jams on Silver Street.

  11. In other news... by cptnapalm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stephen Hawking changed his mind about what he wanted to eat for lunch.

    "At first I thought I wanted fish," said Mr. Hawkings, "but then I decided I did not want fish. I eventually went with spaghetti."

    There is much debate in science-related blogs as well as in academia about the significance of this change.

  12. Re:yes but there was a difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess you don't know where Cambridge is. Must be an American.

  13. New voicebox. by IllGetYouAToe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hawking will have his venerable voicebox replaced by one of Canadian manufacture, based on an amalgamation of Geddy Lee and Alex Trebek's voice, which automatically interjects "eh" every 8th word.

  14. Heavy Duty Keyboard On Order For Speeches... by FrankDrebin · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... at least the 'A' key, eh?

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  15. Sounds like a headline from a 007 movie by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "World's leading physicist moves to the university in the middle of nowhere"

    I wonder...

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  16. Re:Waterloo is getting there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's lots of movies with references to Waterloo, though they generally deal with this Napoleon guy, I guess he was a bigshot there.

  17. Re:yes but there was a difference. by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Intelligent Design encompasses all religions except atheism.

  18. Re:yes but there was a difference. by geekwithsoul · · Score: 4, Funny

    And his synthesized voice tool should really be outfitted with an English accent :)

  19. Re:who in their right mind by darkcatalyst · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technically you get paid more, but I heard that the extra incentive for females really offsets the sausage-fest that is astronomy grad work.

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  20. but the grammar nazi's stayed by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Funny

    I gues tis shoves uz tat te dhing too doe iz zhoot gramaar nazii's on te spoot.

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    1. Re:but the grammar nazi's stayed by superslacker87 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He corrected himself and earned double +5s, smart on his part if you ask me.

      Meanwhile, I expect this post to receive a -1 offtopic rating. Though it could go insightful. Moderator demigods are strange sometimes.

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  21. Re:Fringe Benefits by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 3, Funny

    Canada also has better wheelchair access.

    For all twenty buildings.

  22. Shame by bobbuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Society seems to have no tolerance for philatelists.

  23. Re:Fringe Benefits by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will not stand by and take this slander against my home and native land. I'll have you know that Canada has hundreds of buildings and has had them for decades now!

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  24. Re:yes but there was a difference. by RenderSeven · · Score: 4, Funny

    "People who live in Maine"... thats your problem. Very different from people *from* Maine. A lot of Maine is populated by New Yorkers that couldnt afford Long Island waterfront. They cant find Massachusetts on a map even though they drove through it to get to Maine, and they hit a few Starbucks there on the way.

    Real Mainiacs can be identified by their large feet evolved for crossing snow drifts, know where they are relative to Canada just by sniffing the air, and can find the nearest unguarded border crossings using a mutated recessive gene. A Real Maniac, most importantly though, will pretend to look at the map you shove at them and give you a fiendishly crafted answer with the sole intended result of making you go back to New York and never returning. An answer like "What's Canada?" for instance...

  25. Re:yes but there was a difference. by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

    If someone mentions any American town I could probably name the state it is in.

    Springfield. :)