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In-flight Cell Ban Advances In Congress

narramissic writes "The awkwardly named Halting Airplane Noise to Give Us Peace (HANG UP) Act was approved by the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee on a voice vote Thursday. The bill would make permanent the long-standing ban on in-flight cell phone calls by the FAA and FCC. 'Polls show the public overwhelmingly doesn't want to be subjected to people talking on their cell phones on increasingly over-packed airplanes. However, with Internet access just around the corner on U.S. flights, it won't be long before the ban on voice communications on in-flight planes is lifted,' said Representative Peter DeFazio, a Democrat from Oregon who co-sponsored the HANG UP Act in a statement. 'Cash-strapped airlines could end up charging some passengers to use their phones while charging others to sit in a phone-free section of the plane,' he said."

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  1. or perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They could just let individual air lines react to market forces.

    1. Re:or perhaps by adpsimpson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then individual airlines could have clauses in their ticketing agreements like "Access for Suitably Surveyed Customers to Lousy Overcharged Wireless Networks.

      Seriously, what's the obsession with rediculous names for laws? PATRIOT, PRO-IP, CAN SPAM to name a few. If this law was called, for example, "On board communications act, 2008," I'd have a lot more time to listen to it.

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    2. Re:or perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do you think your voting record would look to the electorate if you voted against the "Protect Our Children from Internet Paedophiles and Terrorists" act? Even if that act was two hundred pages of paying for bridges in Alaska and allowing torture of US civilians without a warrant?

    3. re:or perhaps by dnwq · · Score: 5, Informative
      They thought of that -

      "The free market wasnâ(TM)t adequate to regulate smoking on planes and it wonâ(TM)t be sufficient to regulate cell phones either," DeFazio said. "I am pleased that we are taking steps to stop this disruption before it becomes an issue for American consumers."

    4. Re:or perhaps by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What.

      They really think that use of cellphones is on the same level as stopping a known carcinogen from cycling through the air of every one on board?

      Good grief.

    5. Re:or perhaps by fortyonejb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having to listen to the 17 year old twit of a cheerleader next to me rambling on about her boyfriend and who he was or was not talking to at last weekends party would be much, MUCH more dangerous to my and her health than if she was smoking. I'm just sayin' is all...

    6. Re:or perhaps by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They could just let individual air lines react to market forces.

      Air travel is nowhere near a free market. So long as so much of the infrastructure - airports, air traffic control systems, air security and safety (which, living under flight routes, I take to be an important government job, at least until they let me install my own anti-aircraft battery) - is government provided, talk of "market forces" is just more of the Religion of The Invisible Hand.

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    7. Re:or perhaps by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure how things work in the united states, but it seems like up here in Canada, when they table a bill, it contains only relevant stuff so that the members of parliament, and the citizens, at least have a way of figuring out what's in the bill. Shouldn't it be against the law, or at least greatly frowned upon, to include a whole bunch of completely unrelated issues in a single bill?

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    8. Re:or perhaps by lapagecp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok I rarely pull the nanny state argument but this is rediculious. Its one thing to ban people smoking in a confined space filled with non smokers and its another to get congress together to ban people talking on their phones cause its annoying. This is a giant waste of time. How much money do you think it will cost to debate this in congress. Think of how much time and effort goes into each line item of a bill. Fix a bridge or something.

    9. Re:or perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      US Politics is quite unique in its widespread acceptance of completely unrelated amendments being appended to bills. It is on rare occasions useful but most countries either expressely dissallow it to help prevent corruption or frown upon it in all but those rare occasions.

      I'm reminded of the Simpsons episode where they go to Wasington D.C., noticing the bill with their unrelated amendment paperclipped the speaker proclaims "oh well, it's paperclipped."

    10. Re:or perhaps by springbox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because thinking of a backronym is the most important part of making a law

    11. Re:or perhaps by Main+Gauche · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They could just let individual air lines react to market forces."

      Or maybe at least a few politicians realize that, if airlines can so openly collude on prices, they can probably collude on any other policies that generates the most revenue.

      You would agree that a monopoly airline would not have to react to "market forces" right? They could make whatever rules (e.g. charge for cell phone access) earn them the most revenues. Well what makes you think that a mere handful of collusive airlines acts much differently than a monopoly?

      This is no free market. If you want a textbook example of barriers to entry, use the airline industry.

    12. Re:or perhaps by SpiderClan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The best bet to avoid that is to vote for the "Stop tacking unrelated shit onto legislation" act, which everyone should vote for, anyway, since the current way things are done is just dumb.

    13. Re:or perhaps by kalel666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

      Holy shit! His name is my name too!

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    14. Re:or perhaps by Rub1cnt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So..I'm thinking of sponsoring some citizen sponsored legislation...and I have a foolproof method of getting it passed.. call it "the Civil Rights Act of 2008"...1200+ pages of no changes...and a few major changes interspersed throughout the bill..since no one really reads it. These changes being: Repeal the DMCA, Classify the RIAA/MPAA as extortionists and sponsor asset seizure of thier assets...and a few other juicy tidbits. Any sponsors?

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    15. Re:or perhaps by Rub1cnt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Coming from a group of IT geeks...how about this? It's radical, it's a bit of payback....How about we outsource congress? :)

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  2. Good! by Fungus+King · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people need to use their phones in-flight anyway? I can understand the need for communication for people travelling on business to keep in touch with their office, but what's wrong with e-mail? A large number of people find flying an uncomfortable/annoying/stressful etc experience as it is without having to hear people talk over everyone else so someone elsewhere can hear them. I know the modern world is fast-paced, but honestly, it can wait, can't it?!

    1. Re:Good! by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did you ever try explaining to your boss how to use email on a foreign network?

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    2. Re:Good! by bwalling · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While a majority may wish to have no cell phones on airplanes, it is no business of the government to pass a law regarding such a thing. If there were safety concerns, they could enter a say in the matter, but they have no business passing laws over a perceived desire for less chatter. This would get slammed in a court, so why should they even bother wasting our time and tax dollars?

    3. Re:Good! by LukeWebber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps because there's not a lot else to do. Seriously, you're stuck in a cramped airline seat. Why not catch up on your calls? As long as you're not swearing and/or speaking over-loudly, what's the big deal?

      I know how this sort of movement takes root. You hear some loud wanker mouthing off all through a two-hour flight and you think "those things should be banned". You forget about the times you've taken a call from your daughter, quietly cleared up a little problem and rung off. Mobile phones are a part of life, and there are always tossers who will piss you off in the way they use them, but that's just business as usual. deal with it and move on.

    4. Re:Good! by adpsimpson · · Score: 2, Informative

      I totally agree with you - I hate overuse of mobile phones (ok, I'm British) in public places.

      However, I own a mobile phone, and at times I've been known to use it. In a public place. Maybe even on a bus or train. And I might even start by saying "I'm on the train..." And this may be more convenient than other methods - it's the only way I have of communicating from, eg, an airport or a bus-stop, it's instant, it's voice communication, it's reasonably cheap, it takes no setup, etc etc.

      Making them illegal in any situation is not a sensible reaction. The law smacks of the "Get off my lawn" attitude of people who hate everything the "youth" do "nowadays," and react to new technology by banning it, instead of rational law-making for the good of society.

      A much better solution exists on most long-distance trains in the UK now, where there are 'silent' carriages. When travelling with friends, I'd never go in them, as I'm probably one of the people they target. But when I'm alone, I love the ability to travel quietly.

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    5. Re:Good! by Ngarrang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While a majority may wish to have no cell phones on airplanes...

      The majority is ruling, and complaining, about a minority that is making itself so obnoxious as to border on rude. If these cell phone talkers had any sense of respect of others and would turn off their digital leash for the flight, we wouldn't have this problem. But, noooo, we get hear all about Aunt Edna's colonoscopy and your cousin Fred's erectile dysfunction problem.

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    6. Re:Good! by Fungus+King · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally I think it's the business of the government to protect the interests of the majority... maybe... I'll have to think about that a bit more.

      Anyway. I'm English and there might be a different majority opinion in this country compared to the US (where I'd expect a more 'it's our right to use our phones on the plane'-type stance)... my personal opinion is that using a phone in a situation where you have to raise your voice significantly to be heard above the ambient noise - and subsequently by everyone else - is pretty rude - which is why I wouldn't inflict my conversation on anyone else (unless it's absolutely necessary, but it's hard to conceive of a situation where that might be the case).

      Perhaps it's a bit like the smoking ban in this country - most people don't want to breathe the smoke of others, the majority are happy about the ban, but there's a loud collection of unhappy smokers (obviously). To be honest they can moan all they want, it's not like the government's confiscated their cigarettes!

    7. Re:Good! by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you ever try explaining to your boss how to use email on a foreign network?

      +1 Insightful, been there, got the tee-shirt, and chewed through it in frustration

    8. Re:Good! by jcrousedotcom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You hit the nail on the head - but they have proven many times that they really don't care about what is really important. They are too worried that someone might be using steroids to hit one more home run.

      I am not really sure how things like this cell phone ban, steroid use or a hundred other things I could talk about that they focus on become agenda - it appears to me that the gov't is trying to accomplish two things:

      1. Power. The power that congress has has been a little unchecked and is abused for both professional and personal gain tons of time. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

      2. Justification. They need to justify why they are there. It is kind of like when the Hollywood types talk about things they have little or no knowledge of. They are trying to justify their position or title.

      I don't know what the fix is for the government thing. Unfortunately it is few and far in between folks that actually care. Look at the voting rates. I truly think that we could eliminate a good portion of our deficit spending just by not wasting tax dollars on things like this Cell phone ban.

      Just my two cents. Thanks for letting me use my soapbox. :)

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    9. Re:Good! by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm English too, but I disagree with you.

      The government has no business legislating against rudeness. Talking loudly on a mobile phone is obnoxious and rude, but so is talking loudly. Are you going to make that illegal? What about listening to MP3 players? Or queue jumping? Or picking your nose? Or farting?

      Smoking in an enclosed space is obnoxious and rude, but it is also harmful. That's why it is banned in the workplace in the UK.

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    10. Re:Good! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The majority is ruling, and complaining, about a minority that is making itself so obnoxious as to border on rude. If these cell phone talkers had any sense of respect of others and would turn off their digital leash for the flight, we wouldn't have this problem. But, noooo, we get hear all about Aunt Edna's colonoscopy and your cousin Fred's erectile dysfunction problem.

      Then wouldn't it be more logical for the airline to ask that person to desist from the obnoxious conversation then to get Congress to ban the usage of something that most people are quite capable of using without annoying those around them?

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    11. Re:Good! by Ngarrang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then wouldn't it be more logical for the airline to ask that person to desist from the obnoxious conversation then to get Congress to ban the usage of something that most people are quite capable of using without annoying those around them?

      Next time a cell phone talker lights up their phone next to you on a bus, the street, anywhere...ask them in a pleasant voice to stop talking on the phone, it is causing noise pollution. Let me know the response you get.

      The last time I did just that, using words like 'please' and a pleasant tone of voice got me a look that "f--- you" and they kept on talking.

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    12. Re:Good! by Grey_14 · · Score: 4, Funny

      mm, Now that's a no-fly list I could get behind: "I'm sorry sir, you can't board this plane as apparently you are a registered ass-hat"

      in b4 all the obvious jokes about ass-searching (Wait what forum is this again?)

    13. Re:Good! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Next time a cell phone talker lights up their phone next to you on a bus, the street, anywhere...ask them in a pleasant voice to stop talking on the phone, it is causing noise pollution. Let me know the response you get.

      The last time I did just that, using words like 'please' and a pleasant tone of voice got me a look that "f--- you" and they kept on talking.

      You don't have a right to complain about it on the street as the street is a public place the last time I checked. On the bus or airplane you can complain to the driver or flight attendant. If they refuse to do anything about it then next time fly/ride on a carrier that does.

      In short let the marketplace decide and don't turn to the Government to outlaw something that's merely annoying and not actually dangerous or harmful. I don't know about you but I'm getting pretty tired of the nanny state.

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    14. Re:Good! by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a bullshit answer. The majority has no right to tell the minority what to do *if it doesn't affect their health or safety*. What you are saying is that if the majority wanted to, they could outlaw soapbox protesters also, simply because they are rude and obnoxious.

      What people are really pissed about is that they can't eavesdrop on both sides of the conversation most of the time. Not everyone talks on the cell phone above the levels of a normal conversation.

      What's next, outlawing crying babies?? Or mother's that yell at their kids on a flight??

      People who get that upset over cell phone users need to get over their need to control other people and work on learning to live with a variety of different people, including those that are rude and obnoxious.

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    15. Re:Good! by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which is possibly a good reason to ban the operation of cell phones in the situations you list, but hardly a logical reason to ban them on airplanes, where people failing to pay attention is not a concern.

      However, people failing to pay attention to their surroundings because they are idiots is just a modern problem of life. The other day, I could not get out of the grocery store with my shopping cart because some moron was standing in front of the door and talking to someone else. I actually had to interrupt them and ask them to not stand in such an obviously stupid place to stand.

      I don't know if I've been become more aware of this, or if people have actually become less observant, but it's the sort of crap that really pisses me off and seems to be happening more and more...people just being stupid and inconveniencing others for no reason at.

      Such behavior is more destructive than people inconveniencing others for their own gain. If it's for their own gain, we can, and do, structure society so that they actually gain little from that behavior. In extreme cases they are arrested.

      If it's not for any reason at all, but simply because they are fucking stupid, we can't 'discourage' the behavior in any way, as they are not aware they are doing it.

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    16. Re:Good! by Clever7Devil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where is this "majority" concept coming from? Now given, I'm your average /. junkie reading comments on his phone, so no, I didn't RTFA. Is there some survey results in there showing that more people want no cell use on planes than do?

      Does anyone believe that in today's society a majority of people wouldn't use their phones given the chance?

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    17. Re:Good! by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In this case, however, any directions from the flight crew already have the force of law. If the airline simply made it a policy not to allow cell phone use it would be just as legally binding as an act of Congress, while retaining far greater flexibility -- for example, the airline could separate the cell phone users into their own section so as not to bother the rest of the passengers, as suggested in the summary.

      This is similar to the concept of preferring municipal or state laws over federal ones for local issues. A ruling body closer to the problem will tend to come up with a better solution, and if the decision turns out to be a poor one in retrospect it only affects that one area (city, state, or, in this case, airline) instead of everyone.

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    18. Re:Good! by n3tcat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So you're fundamentally opposed to the laws regarding "disturbing the peace" then eh?

    19. Re:Good! by MacDork · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The majority is ruling, and complaining, about a minority that is making itself so obnoxious as to border on rude

      When the airlines cease operations, I'll sure be glad we have that HANG UP act to make everything better. I'm glad that with the documented illegal torture and sexual abuse of prisoners, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average down more than 20% in the past year, massive inflation, job losses, and unprecedented foreclosure rates in some areas.... I'm really glad that congress can be trusted to tackle the real issues facing America today. The HANG UP act certainly ranks right up there with

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      4. S.RES.180: A resolution recognizing the 70th anniversary of the Idaho Potato Commission and designating May 2007 as "Idaho Potato Month".
      5. H.RES.630: Congratulating the Warner Robins Little League Baseball Team from Warner Robins, Georgia, on winning the 2007 Little League World Series Championship.
      6. H.RES.970: Expressing support for designation of June 30 as "National Corvette Day".
      7. H.RES.1050: Recognizing Pittsfield, Massachusetts, as being home to the earliest known reference to the word "baseball" in the United States as well as being the birthplace of college baseball.
      8. H.RES.89: Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that a day should be established as Dutch-American Friendship Day to celebrate the historic ties of the United States and the Netherlands.
      9. H.RES.892: Expressing support for designation of a "National Funeral Director and Mortician Recognition Day".
      10. H.RES.483: Recognizing the 63rd Anniversary of Big Bend National Park, established on June 12, 1944.
  3. We need these laws why? by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If people really don't want to be bothered by cellphones then the airlines could just ban people from using them on the plane and use this as a selling point.
    Why does the government have to poke at this one?

    1. Re:We need these laws why? by v1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because too many people don't think they can survive without their cell phone. One friend I invited over for some LAN gaming, his cell phone kept ringing while we played. Next time we played, I insisted he turn it off. "What happens if there's an emergency? What if my brother's been in a car accident?" "I don't know, are you a surgeon and do you have a chopper standing by in my back yard? Shut it off."

      He still snuck it back on a little bit later and got TWO more calls during the game. (didn't answer them, but stopped playing a few sec each time to look at the caller ID) Some people need to learn to live without a cell phone occasionally. For a few though I think it borders on addiction, "I can quit anytime, just not right now."

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    2. Re:We need these laws why? by deraj123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And I agree with everything you just said. Except the implied notion that this somehow requires a law.

    3. Re:We need these laws why? by gk4 · · Score: 2

      I agree that we don't need a nanny government to prohibit us from talking on a mobile phone during flight; however, I believe it is poor etiquette to use a phone on any public transportation. Instead they can text, email, or instant message without bothering anyone else. :-) In short, let the airline / market control it.

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  4. The Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of the children!

    No seriously, think about shutting up the fucking children. At least people on phones don't squeal for no reason. Normally.

    1. Re:The Children by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Funny

      No seriously, think about shutting up the fucking children. At least people on phones don't squeal for no reason.

      I never travel without ear plugs and a black-out mask. Or is that the alcohol... But seriously, kids travel. Plan ahead for your sanity.

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    2. Re:The Children by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can get behind this 100%.
      Nothing like a screaming infant with an apathetic mother on a 4 hour bus ride with a 5 year old running around trying to break things and being ignored.
      Seriously, if you can't take care of them don't procreate.

      By the end of it all I could think of was that poster with "Silence is golden.Duct tape is silver."

    3. Re:The Children by deraj123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Troll?? If the issue is people on planes being annoyed because of other people making noise, then children are right at the top of this list.

    4. Re:The Children by Drogo007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      last time I travelled with children (18 month old twins) I brought along a bottle of earplugs with enough for almost the entire plane to pass around - just in case I couldn't keep them reasonably quiet.

  5. why are we banning cells? by nimbius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    we've tried to ban them in courtrooms and civic buildings as well as on public buses. I keep wondering why someone talking on a cell-phone bothers us so much?
    is it because we cant see the person on the other end?
    if two people next to me were talking about business on a flight, i would ignore it. why is a cellphone any different?

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    1. Re:why are we banning cells? by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because for some reason, when two people are talking right next to one another, they tend to whisper or at least talk in low voice.

      For some reason, give someone a cellphone and if they are not downright shouting their voice somehow still seems to carry at least a few rows. You can observe this every day in any bus/train. Even though the other end will definitely hear you even if you talk at low volume.

    2. Re:why are we banning cells? by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps there is not in fact anybody on the other end and the person with the phone is just a mental patient who is holding the phone to his head to make it less obvious that it's the voices he's shouting at.
      And you wouldn't want an escaped mental patient walking around now would you!
      I mean think of the CHILDREN! They might get killed and eaten by insane people!

      good thing they're bringing in this law.

    3. Re:why are we banning cells? by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is it that people talk loudly on cellphones and therefore you notice, or is that that some people talk loudly on cellphones, but people who talk quietly on cellphones don't attract attention, so the only people on cellphones you notice are those that speak loudly?

      I don't buy the "Cellphones make people rude and loud" claim. I don't get complaints, rude stares, or any other signs my use of my cellphone is causing annoyance but I see others subjected to that treatment when they really are loud and annoying. I have to assume that I, like probably 95% of the population, am simply invisible, because I don't speak loudly into my phone, I keep my conversations in public short, and my cellphone uses vibration to notify me of calls rather than a loud, annoying, ring.

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    4. Re:why are we banning cells? by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A land line echoes your voice back into your earpiece, so you speak at a normal volume. My cell phone doesn't, and so the effect is (right or wrong) you feel like you cannot be heard. Most people don't realize this and just shout to get the same level of feedback in their own ears. I know about this effect, yet still, it takes a lot of conscious effort to talk quietly on the cell phone. Cell phone companies could fix this in an instant.

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  6. Sure go ahead by clarkkent09 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cash-strapped airlines could end up charging some passengers to use their phones while charging others to sit in a phone-free section of the plane

    Thereby enabling smarter airlines such as Southwest to take an ever greater market share by not doing stupid things like that.

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  7. A phone-free section of the plane? by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure how that would be possible, or make a difference. Considering the tight confines of an airplane (for most US trips), if you have more than 3 people talking on phones at a time they'll likely be shouting soon to hear themselves over the other conversations. At which point everyone who isn't part of those conversations can no longer hear anything but those conversations.

    It should be obvious why passengers prefer other people not use cell phones in flight. There is no way to escape other peoples' calls when you have dozens to hundreds of people stuffed into a flying sardine can.

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  8. Reminds me of a story by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the person with the phone is just a mental patient

    When I took Psych 1001, our lecturer told us a story of a patient in NYC with a history of talking to the voices in his/her head. Patient (not of said lecturer) went to therapist for help with said voices. Patient was otherwise "normal", had traditional job, paid bills, lived independently, etc... But of course had a hard time fitting in while talking to voices.

    Therapist suggested patient buy a used cell phone, and talk into phone (without turning it on or calling anyone) whenever the need arose to talk to the voices. It worked well, since of course society generally considers it normal to talk into cell phones.

    Except the patient was also using it on the subway, where signals are apparently very hard to get. Other passengers asked the patient what service he/she was using that had usable signal down there.

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  9. And why is the government involved again? by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Polls show the public overwhelmingly doesn't want to be subjected to people talking on their cell phones on increasingly over-packed airplanes.

    It's not the government's job to protect people from mild annoyances. If it's really true that the public "overwhelmingly" dislikes this, then that's a market the airlines can capitalise on. The market should solve this, and if it doesn't, tough.

    What next? The government monitoring the Internet and fining anybody who says LOL U WAT? 'Cause, you know, that irritates me, and apparently I have the right not to be irritated. Next up: passing the Freedom from Arm Rest Theft act.

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  10. I've got to say by SirShmoopie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've pretty much got to the point where apart from international flights I prefer to take the train.

    Ok its slower, but its less crowded, much more comfortable, and the prices compare favourably.

    Maybe I'm just getting old, but the days when I'm willing to be hassled at an airport and crammed in like sardines on an overpriced flight just to get somewhere faster are long since gone. I want a decent seat, a bar I can walk along to, hot food that I don't have to eat from a tiny tray on my lap, and leg room.

    Actually, I say slower, but sometimes, given delays and cancellations on flights, the train has been faster.

  11. Said like someone... by hummassa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that will probably never procreate. :-)

    Let me draw this picture for you: kids are randomly noisy. There is absolutely nothing parents can do about kids' noise when they are up to it. Even a duck-tape-on-the-mouth kid makes a lot of noise. :-)

    If you have some smart answer in the form of "if you do X, the kid will stay put", let me give you the news: it will not work. Kids only stay quiet... if they "want" to.

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    It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
    1. Re:Said like someone... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even a duck-tape-on-the-mouth kid makes a lot of noise.

      Cover the nostrils too. Then the noise stops after a minute or so.

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      Blank until /. makes another boneheaded UI decision.
    2. Re:Said like someone... by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

  12. No VoIP by Oh+no,+it's+Dixie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (1) IN GENERAL- An individual may not engage in voice communications using a mobile communications device in an aircraft during a flight in scheduled passenger interstate air transportation or scheduled passenger intrastate air transportation.

    (2) VOICE COMMUNICATIONS USING A MOBILE COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE-

    `(A) INCLUSIONS- The term `voice communications using a mobile communications device' includes voice communications using--

    `(i) a commercial mobile radio service or other wireless communications device;

    `(ii) a broadband wireless device or other wireless device that transmits data packets using the Internet Protocol or comparable technical standard; or

    `(iii) a device having voice override capability.

    `(B) EXCLUSION- Such term does not include voice communications using a phone installed on an aircraft.

    Looks like no VoIP, folks. However, the wording of this bill leads me to believe that airlines will soon push in-flight calling through the airplane phones.

  13. Re:Internet access just around the corner? by mikkelm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC, there was plenty of demand on the planes that had them, but not enough overall demand from airlines for the Connexion by Boeing system it ran on. It was an excellent system, and I saw many people with their laptops out browsing webpages on the Connexion flights I found myself on.

  14. Both are hazardous to your health by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One (smoking) is hazardous to the health of everyone on the plan, while the other (cellphone use) is mostly hazardous to the asshat who is yelling into his phone about his golf game yesterday. I say it's hazardous to his health because if I am sitting next to him I am going to shove his phone into whichever of his bodily orifices I can fit it into nice and snugly.

  15. New act needed by YourExperiment · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suggest we are in need of a Free Up Congress to Keep Yammering On but Ultimately Come to Understand their Naming's Terribly Stupid act.

  16. Re:Internet access just around the corner? by jeremyp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only $20 per trip? Even if the cost to the airline justified the price, I think I'd probably just manage without World of Warcraft for the duration than pay $20 when the hotel at my destination will probably give it to me for free, or at least a lower price.

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    All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
  17. Re:So screaming babies are okay.... by voss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its called baby benadryl, perhaps we should mandate its use on board planes. ;-)

  18. It's called freedom... by dk.r*nger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...making itself so obnoxious as to border on rude.

    Living in freedom includes other peoples right to be obnoxious, as long as they don't force you to be near them while they are. And NO, voluntarily flying around in airplanes is not being forced to anything.

    By the way, you premise is wrong. If the majority had such a big problem with people talking on airplanes, airlines would offer talk-free sections, or even talk-free flights, in order to attract more of the silent fliers.

    Outlawing discomfort is a slide to fascism, just hope and pray that you, your job/profession or some vice you have won't become a discomfort to a majority someday.

  19. False! by Suzuran · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is an urban legend.

    The pressurization system does not work that way. It has to be continually fed ram air from outside the aircraft and/or high-pressure bleed air from the engines to make up for the air that leaks out of the aircraft. If the airlines tried to simply "recycle the cabin air" the air would leak out of the airplane and the cabin would become unbreathable in a matter of minutes. See Payne Stewart and Helios 522 for examples of how quickly the cabin can lose pressure when not maintained.

  20. Can I get myself added to the no-fly list? by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have refused to fly for several years due to increasing security regulations (the last time I was on a plane was in 1999). This is just more of the same.

    I don't want to take the chance my employer will try to make me fly somewhere. Is there somewhere I can apply to have myself irrevocably added to the no-fly list?

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  21. Re:Ever stop and consider your kid's feelings? by Suzuran · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What part of AIR TRAVEL IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL FOR BABIES do you not understand? You're calling me an intolerant self-centered brat because I don't want you to put your child in extreme pain for your own personal convenience? A BABY IS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF PROPERLY EQUALIZING PRESSURE IN THEIR INNER EAR BY THEMSELVES - They're too small for their eustachian tubes to open far enough to pass air quickly enough. The experience can be traumatizing. There is even potential for permanent ear damage. Parents can sometimes induce equalization by causing baby to suckle or chew during the climb and descent, but they usually aren't told how or when to do this. It may not work depending on the physiology of your baby. Once you are halfway to cruise altitude is too late to learn that baby has ear problems. Don't gamble with your child's hearing just to save time. It's a few days or hours for you if you win, but it's a lifetime with bad or no hearing for THEM if you lose.

    There is such a thing as a SHIP that crosses the oceans periodically carrying passengers. (No, not cruise ships. Passenger ships. Google is your friend.) It's not cheap and it's not fast, but it doesn't put your baby in immense pain. Which is worth more to you?

    If you can't afford passage by ship and don't want your child to suffer, you have to wait. Sorry, sometimes life doesn't work in your favor. Raising children is hard. You can't always take the easy way out. (Don't let this discourage you. Stick it out and raise the kid right. Be persistent and firm. Don't believe that "it takes a village" garbage - Take initiative and be independent. Anyone can raise your kids badly, but only you can raise them right. They'll thank you when they're old enough to understand.)