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Lenovo Requires NDA For Windows License Refund

tykev writes "A customer wanted to return the license for preinstalled Windows Vista Business that came with his Lenovo laptop. After some lengthy negotiations with representatives of Lenovo's technical support and management, he was offered financial compensation for returning the license in the amount of CZK 1950 (USD 130, EUR 78), pending his acceptance of a non-disclosure agreement that would cover the entire negotiations with the company and its results. He declined and published his experiences on a Czech Linux website. The website editors decided to reward the customer for publishing the article by paying him an author's royalty in the same amount as was the offered compensation for returning the license."

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  1. Vista is pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vista is pants

    1. Re:Vista is pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      no it's not

    2. Re:Vista is pants by Millennium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linux is better

      (This post is a violation of your bank's terms of service. Please choose another post instead.)

    3. Re:Vista is pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That is a gross affront to the dignity and proud service of pants in covering up our naughty bits everywhere.

    4. Re:Vista is pants by Atti+K. · · Score: 4, Informative

      This might help.

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    5. Re:Vista is pants by againjj · · Score: 2, Funny

      censorship

    6. Re:Vista is pants by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I personally don't see why pants (or underpants, as is more likely meant in the UK) should be associated with being crappy-in-an-incompetent-way, (under)pants, as an AC wag already pointed out, do a sterling and important duty. But that's the way it is.

      It may have someting to do with the fact that underpants are in contact with your Arse, and that's about the amount of respect you give the crap product\company. i.e it's only worthy of being where you can shit on it.

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  2. I read that as "DNA"... by HetMes · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...which didn't even seem that implausible at the time.

    1. Re:I read that as "DNA"... by Enki+X · · Score: 5, Funny

      National Dyslexics Association?

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    2. Re:I read that as "DNA"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, that's ADN.

      I know because I'm a member...

  3. He's from the Czech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he's from Czech does he have a mate?

    1. Re:He's from the Czech by arizwebfoot · · Score: 3, Funny

      If she's from Georgia, does that mean she has a Czech ered past?

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    2. Re:He's from the Czech by everphilski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is it wise to be Russian into these kinds of jokes in this political environment?

    3. Re:He's from the Czech by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah I think it's NATO good idea. Ukraine never know where it will stop.

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    4. Re:He's from the Czech by Caraig · · Score: 4, Funny

      I defy anyone to continue this using Uzbekistan or Tajikistan.

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    5. Re:He's from the Czech by stinerman · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a Spain to keep reading this thread. Perhaps you could Sweden the jokes a bit?

    6. Re:He's from the Czech by Cecil · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mmm, sweet things make me Hungary.

    7. Re:He's from the Czech by Warll · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don`t like the Sweden stuff myself, when I`m Hungary I just go for some Chile.

    8. Re:He's from the Czech by hexapodium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uzbekistanding it would certainly become a chore.

      Yeah, it's dead.

    9. Re:He's from the Czech by superid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you going to Finnish that?

    10. Re:He's from the Czech by tool462 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have some Turkey, if you're interested.

    11. Re:He's from the Czech by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

      What did Delaware?
      New Jersey?
      Idaho, Alaska.

    12. Re:He's from the Czech by Bemopolis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well of course Lenovo didn't have to refund the license money — everyone knows that WIndows Vista doesn't require sending Czech sums.

      Nor, might I add, would they Dane to send such a refund to Northern Europe. Not a single Finn. As for Southern Europe, I would expect they would be Balkan at every request. Even in their own part of the globe I think Lenovo would claim that their hands are Thai'd. And do so Lao'd and clear.

      The only people with any hope at all for satisfaction live in the Hellenic Republic. Their palms are always Greece'd.

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    13. Re:He's from the Czech by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps his Czech is in the mail?

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    14. Re:He's from the Czech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you have just invented wikijokes

    15. Re:He's from the Czech by cthulu_mt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm gonna Tajikstan on this issue and say that was awful.

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    16. Re:He's from the Czech by RobFlynn · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you're ready for bed, let me know. I Kentucky you in.

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    17. Re:He's from the Czech by Brentyl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alright:

      Two travelers from Hungary and Czech Republic are backpacking through a national park, when they are attacked and eaten by a pair of grizzly bears. Rangers shoot the bears and autopsy them. They open the female bear and find the remains of the Hungarian. Ranger turns to his partner and says, "I guess the Czech's in the male."

      Ba-dum-bum.

    18. Re:He's from the Czech by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

      I prefer Chili.

      Just don't put in any Greece

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    19. Re:He's from the Czech by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I defy anyone to continue this using Uzbekistan or Tajikistan.

      Becaucasus that would would leave you caspian? Ossetia self down; it's not like Armenia any harm

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    20. Re:He's from the Czech by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, the reason I write rude offtopic comments here is because I have to kill time at several points in the day while I wait for the Vista machine to reboot. (And, for the curious, the reason I have a computer on which to write these comments is because I brought my Mac Mini to the office. To, you know, get work done.)

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    21. Re:He's from the Czech by operagost · · Score: 4, Informative

      You must be missing the first punchline, which is, "Looks like the bitch got Hungary."

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    22. Re:He's from the Czech by Bryansix · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well let's test that theory. Vista is horrible. Nothing works right and it runs slower on the same hardware as XP does. It still gets viruses despite "Security" measures and it has like a bajillion patches for itself that don't do anything to help the end user experience. In addition I think I have herpes now that I used a machine that had Vista on it. I discourage Vista use as it definitely might give you herpes. Besides the itching (from the herpes) and all the other stuff... I love it!

    23. Re:He's from the Czech by dfjunior · · Score: 4, Funny

      It spells "Slovakia".

      or it gets the hose

  4. Right so now we know the minimum by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So now we know the minimum we should accept. Time to start negotiating upwards to see what other numbers can be achieved.

    That is probably the most effective way to start companies shipping hardware only or Linux pre-installed as the negotiation process will cost money. If 1,000 people went through this process with Lenovo (or Dell, or HP, etc) then we would probably see more progress than 5 years of bitching has managed to achieve.

    Kudos to the guy

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    1. Re:Right so now we know the minimum by maxume · · Score: 2

      If people violate the NDA or regularly turn down the NDA, they will simply stop offering any money under an NDA.

      The amount paid without an NDA is almost certain to be smaller.

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    2. Re:Right so now we know the minimum by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or they'd publish a fixed price which means you could cost it out. Which after all is what we all want isn't it?

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    3. Re:Right so now we know the minimum by maxume · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My point is that the $130 is almost certainly the maximum for the fixed price, not the minimum.

      It isn't even all that likely that they will make a similarly sized offer under an NDA, as that ship has sailed.

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    4. Re:Right so now we know the minimum by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really? I think most people would want their $130 USD back if they knew they qualified for it. It's not a lot of money, but it's not a trifle, either.

    5. Re:Right so now we know the minimum by igrutje · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Last week I got a refund of 83,30 euro's from Dell for Vista Home Premium Dutch and MS Works 9.0 (in the Netherlands we still can not buy Ubuntu laptops from dell).
      After I got in contact with the right guy it was quite a smooth process.

    6. Re:Right so now we know the minimum by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tried to order my laptop without XP (since I had like six legal XP Pro licenses sitting around) but I didn't have any luck. The thick-accented Dell rep ("Michael" or somesuch, I'm sure) could not understand why I'd want to order a laptop with no OS, no matter how I explained it. I finally gave up... I guess I should have tried for a refund after the fact.

  5. Consise and entertaining by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    I especially liked this bit

    Sleny operátorky na lince Lenovo byly velice milé. Po vyslechnutí mého poadavku m chtly odmítnout, ale poté, co jsem odcitoval píslunou ást licence, si vyádaly pár dní na zjitní aktuálního stavu od vedení firmy. Tím jsem se viditeln dostal o úrove vý, nebo nyní následovalo kolo telefonních rozhovor.

    I dont know what it means but I like it. I think.

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    1. Re:Consise and entertaining by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

      That was my favorite part, too. It started off kind of slowly, but the ending was great. Maybe Stephenson could learn to write in Czech.

    2. Re:Consise and entertaining by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm.. "Sleny operators on the line Lenovo was very beautiful. After hearing my requirement m chtly refused, but after I odcitoval píslunou part of the licence, the vyádaly few days to zjitní current state of company management. Thus I got the viditeln level amount, or now, followed by round of telephone interview."

      Still don't know what it means, but I agree with you.

    3. Re:Consise and entertaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The operator girls on the Lenovo phone line were very nice. After hearing my request they wanted to reject, but after I cited them the respective part of the licence, they asked for few days to find out the current state from the company management. Obviously I got with that one level higher, as next round of phone talks started"

  6. Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game. by coats · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The EULA doesn't specify that an NDA is required for a refund, so Lenovo is trying to change the rules of the game in a way contrary to (US-style, anyway) contract law. Lenovo's action is unconscionable (and should be actionable, for that matter).

    There go Lenovo's chances on my next laptop purchase.

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  7. Stupid Lenovo... by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...Everyone knows you make them sign the agreement *before* making an offer!

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  8. The real question: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where does the desire for the NDA come from and why?

    Is it Lenovo? If so, is it some sort of routine ass-covering procedure that doesn't make all that much sense? Or is it something that applies to all "there is a not too well known way to get some money from us, we'll do it; but don't popularize it" situations?

    Is it Microsoft? They have been historically tight lipped about their OEM agreements and prices, are they attempting to discourage indirect indicators like this one?

    1. Re:The real question: by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason for an NDA is actually fairly obvious. Lenovo's probably eating the cost of the license in this case, and the last thing that it wants is for Czechoslovakians to realize that they can get 78 Euro off of the price of a laptop simply by asking.

    2. Re:The real question: by azgard · · Score: 4, Informative

      Exactly. By the way, we are just Czechs now, but for Slovaks this procedure could easily apply too.

    3. Re:The real question: by KasperMeerts · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because Microsoft doesn't want people to know how much Lenovo pays for their licenses.
      That's also why corporations are so reluctant to publicly show their support for FOSS. They're afraid they'll have to pay some more "administrative" charges.

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  9. The only english story on the site by krgallagher · · Score: 4, Interesting
    [disclaimer]I love the Czech. I have family there and have been to the Czech Republic a couple of time.[/disclaimer]

    I wonder why on a Czech web portal, that one news article was in English. I did a little looking around trying to see if I could find any other pages in English but that was the only one. It was also the only one that had a /. submit script on it. Even the Czech version of the story did not have the script.

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    1. Re:The only english story on the site by LubosD · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article was published in English, because it was found interesting for people outside the Czech Republic. We have published several other articles in English so far, typically interviews, but it's always an exception.

  10. Right Now, In the U.S. Vista Cost You $349 by mpapet · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before anyone goes blathering on about "ufair" this and "innacurate" that, follow my test.

    1. Visit Dell.com on two different browser tabs.
    2. Tab #1 starts here.http://www.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic.aspx/linux_3x?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs
    3. Tab #2 starts here. http://www.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/xpsnb_m1330?c=us&l=en&s=dhs&cs=19
    4. Configure the Vista product with the ultimate version. That is roughly feature equivalent to Ubuntu.
    5. Pay attention to the hardware options because the Linux product has fewer and generally more storage/RAM.
    6. At the end, you should have a spread of about $349.

    So, Vista costs the consumer $349 OEM through the consumer URL.

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    1. Re:Right Now, In the U.S. Vista Cost You $349 by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      4. Configure the Vista product with the ultimate version. That is roughly feature equivalent to Ubuntu.

      The point isn't to determine how much Windows Ultimate costs ($349 is probably about right), nor is it to perform a feature comparison of Windows vs. Ubuntu. The point is to determine how much the lowest 'Windows tax' is. From what we've seen, standard Windows should get you back about $130. That seems a bit high, as the OEM costs for Windows that I've heard are quite a bit lower. I wonder why they'd offer that high.

    2. Re:Right Now, In the U.S. Vista Cost You $349 by glop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe their lawyer told them they were in a bad situation and they should settle?
      Maybe the guy made the story up?
      Maybe they used the street price and not the OEM price because they don't want to reveal the OEM price?
      Who knows, that's the marvel of Microsoft's agreements. If there was an anti-trust trial, maybe it would shed some light on these shady practices. Oh wait! There was an anti-trust trial and we still don't know...

    3. Re:Right Now, In the U.S. Vista Cost You $349 by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 4, Funny

      But if i save 350$ buying a Ubuntu Dell box, im gonna have to spend 350$ buying vista because i can't make sense out anything on that ubuntu thing.

      then ill be stuck having to install windows myself, which is just as bad.

      am i not better off just paying 350 for windows on my dell and be done with it ?

      hehe.

      /ducks

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    4. Re:Right Now, In the U.S. Vista Cost You $349 by Briareos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pick your poison.

      Gotta love EU-wide price comparison sites.

      np: Landesvatter - Raun. (Lax)

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    5. Re:Right Now, In the U.S. Vista Cost You $349 by themacks · · Score: 2, Informative

      I followed his instructions and got $420 difference and I selected Home Premium instead of Ultimate, the only difference between the two is the wireless adapter. Both are XPS M1330

      Ubuntu Configuration Subtotal $1,029
      SYSTEM COLOR Tuxedo Black
      PROCESSOR Intel® Coreâ 2 Duo T5850 (2.16GHz/667Mhz FSB/2MB cache)
      OPERATING SYSTEM Ubuntu 8.04 with DVD Playback
      LCD AND CAMERA Standard Display with 2.0 Megapixel Webcam
      MEMORY 4GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 667MHz
      HARD DRIVE Speed: 320GB SATA Hard Drive (7200RPM) with Free Fall Sensor
      INTERNAL OPTICAL DRIVE CD/DVD burner (DVD+/-RW Drive)
      VIDEO CARD Intel® Integrated Graphics Media Accelerator 3100
      WIRELESS CARDS Intel® 3945 802.11a/g Mini-card
      BATTERY OPTIONS 37Whr Lithium Ion Battery (4 cell)
      SOUND OPTIONS High Definition Audio 2.0


      Vista Home Premium Configuration Sub Total $1,449.00
      SYSTEM COLOR Tuxedo Black
      PROCESSOR Intel® Coreâ 2 Duo T5850 (2.16GHz/667Mhz FSB/2MB cache)
      OPERATING SYSTEM Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium Edition SP1
      LCD AND CAMERA Standard Display with 2.0 Megapixel Webcam
      MEMORY 4GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 667MHz
      HARD DRIVE Speed: 320GB SATA Hard Drive (7200RPM) with Free Fall Sensor
      INTERNAL OPTICAL DRIVE CD/DVD burner (DVD+/-RW Drive)
      VIDEO CARD Intel® Integrated Graphics Media Accelerator X3100
      WIRELESS CARDS Dell Wireless 1395 802.11g Mini Card
      BATTERY OPTIONS 37Whr Lithium Ion Battery (4 cell)
      SOUND OPTIONS High Definition Audio 2.0

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    6. Re:Right Now, In the U.S. Vista Cost You $349 by netringer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Before anyone goes blathering on about "ufair" this and "innacurate" that, follow my test.

      1. Visit Dell.com on two different browser tabs. ...

      You'd be better off visiting in two different browsers. Else the site knows it's you because you have a common cookie.

      I have had better luck getting unique results by using two different browsers.

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  11. Re:Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why the hell is a NDA agreement required anyway? This is for a refund on a specific part of the total price. The price of Vista. Requiring a NDA for this is stupid unless you're trying to give as little away as possible - but wouldn't/shouldn't that be illegal? :P The cost of Windows on it is not subjective, it's concrete.

    If it were me, and they attempted to hit me with a NDA prior to the process, I'd take them to court. Any NDA they have with microsoft is between them and microsoft. I should not be forced to accept it just to receive the LEGALLY ENTITLED REFUND I'm due. If microsoft is engaging in some sort of shady pricing schemes between it's various suppliers, that's THEIR problem, not mine.

  12. Big deal by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The website editors decided to reward the customer for publishing the article by paying him an author's royalty in the same amount as was the offered compensation for returning the license.

    Meanwhile, Microsoft still got paid for a product that was completely unwanted and unused. This is a great example of the Microsoft Tax in action. Even when their new operating system is a disaster and people refuse to use it, they still get paid, purely on the basis of their market position. This is the kind of reason why Microsoft should be subject to antitrust laws. Normal market forces just don't apply to them.

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    1. Re:Big deal by TeXMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And this is the reason why we have to keep forcing OEMs to refund: if they have to keep paying twice (Microsoft *and* the customer) they'll be pushed into understanding that giving the choice to the customer to only pay for hardware is the best solution in the long run.

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    2. Re:Big deal by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And then what? Microsoft just can't be stopped short of using actual force, military, police, or otherwise. They have too much money to give a damn about any fine short of forcing them to pay off the national debt and they're too big for the govt to just say "Nope, you can't see shit anymore".

      The only real way to get at them I think would be to offer the equivalent of modern day letters of marque against microsoft and tell everyone "Pirate their shit".

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  13. Re:Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game by TheRealJobe · · Score: 3, Informative

    The EULA does not specify it is not. Lenovo, as would any reasonable business, saw this as a legal transaction with an unfamiliar party. Asking them to sign an NDA is not unreasonable. The customer could have done a simple web search and found that people have had a higher success rate going straight to MS. As I did, and found it to be a relatively simple process.

  14. Re:Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game by aztektum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Instead of going through Lenovo, I filed a complaint with my state's AG office. I wasn't lookin' for a refund, rather physical media in case the hard drive were to fail and I could no longer use the "restore partition."

    Couple weeks after my complaint is filed, I get an e-mail from Lenovo asking for my model/serial number so they can send me a disk. BUT I bought an IdeaPad which they don't have disks for.

    I was like "What the? Party foul." and now they're letting me return the IdeaPad sans restock fee so I can purchase a Thinkpad.

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  15. Re:Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Insightful

    going straight to MS

    Which, incidentally, he should still be able to do, since he has not given up his license at this time. $260 is a lot better than $130. :D

    Layne

  16. Re:Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game by Hatta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why the hell is a NDA agreement required anyway? This is for a refund on a specific part of the total price. The price of Vista. Requiring a NDA for this is stupid unless you're trying to give as little away as possible - but wouldn't/shouldn't that be illegal? :P The cost of Windows on it is not subjective, it's concrete.

    I think you'll find the price of vista varies quite a bit depending on who you are. A large OEM like lenovo is going to pay less than the average joe buying a box off the shelf. If you're, say, a public school system who's put some thought into switching to linux, you'll probably pay even less.

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  17. Re:Translation request - thanks by Drakin020 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man wants his money back for a license he did not want from a PC purchase.

    Microsoft says: "Sure but you keep your fscking mouth shut when we do this"

    Guy said "Eat a box of shnausages"

    Guy publishes an article about his experience, gets the money anyway but not from Microsoft. /I think?

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  18. Czech? by Sporkinum · · Score: 5, Funny

    The website editors decided to reward the customer for publishing the article by paying him an author's royalty in the same amount as was the offered compensation for returning the license."

    Lenovo tried to cancel the Czech. Did the editors pay the Czech with a check? I guess I should TRFM and Czech it out.

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  19. Re: Sweded by An+anonymous+Frank · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll have these Sweded by tomorrow, no problem.

  20. Re:Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game by cawpin · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, but the OEM's agreement with MS does. MS has confirmed multiple times that customers are eligible for a refund of the cost of Windows if they aren't going to use it.

  21. Re:Translation request - thanks by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 2, Informative

    Replace "Microsoft" with "Lenovo" and your summary of the summary is correct.

  22. Situation is not better for resellers by PsyQ · · Score: 4, Informative

    To my company, the best Lenovo could manage was a "If you bulk purchase 100 laptops of the same type we can negotiate downgrading them to Vista Home, but we will not refund the license.", after about a dozen e-mails.

    Dell, on the other hand, refunds licenses after just two minutes on the phone.

    Disclaimer: I've been trying to purchase brand-name laptops without an operating system for more than eight years now. Recently I've signed up as reseller for several big laptop manufacturers, who will remain anonymous. It's still impossible to get even a single one of them to accept the EULA and refund licenses to my customers. Also, the EULA says that my company would have to refund my customer, but none of the manufacturers so far gave me a way to get my money back from them. So if you're wondering why every store tells you that refunds don't exist, this might be it.

    If you want to sell brand-name stuff without OS, the only choice you have is to contact another reseller who is a key account with the big guys. These resellers can sometimes get you built-to-order machines. Those, on the other hand, are often more expensive than a similar stock machine WITH Vista Pro, so if you think your customers are saving any money there, think again. All you get is the added inconvenience of waiting for the BTO.

    If the manufacturers would at least honor the EULA, I could buy those machines with Windows and return the licenses myself, passing the savings on the customer. Since they don't, I can't even do that.

    1. Re:Situation is not better for resellers by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2

      If the manufacturers would at least honor the EULA, I could buy those machines with Windows and return the licenses myself, passing the savings on the customer. Since they don't, I can't even do that.

      There really ought to be a lawsuit in here somewhere. A big juicy class action one.

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    2. Re:Situation is not better for resellers by joostje · · Score: 2, Informative

      These resellers can sometimes get you built-to-order machines. Those, on the other hand, are often more expensive than a similar stock machine WITH Vista Pro

      Noticed the same in The Netherlands. When on holiday in Bulgaria, I saw in ordinary shops several brand-laptops without windows (some without OS, some with linux). These tended to be the lower-end models, but dropping windows did appear to reduce the price by about 100 EUR for a comparable model. Also, the windows-less moddels were the ones with OSS-friendly graphics and wireless cards.

      So, I bouth my Toshiba Satellite L40-17O in Sofia in a shop that somewhat resembles 'mediamarkt'. They still have a windows-less laptop available (845 Lev = 435 EUR), so at least in some EU countries it is possible to by laptops without Windows. Maybe the market in new EU memberstates is more free than in the old memberstates?

  23. Quick overview for speed readers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man buys a laptop from Leno.

    Laptop comes with Windows Viagra.

    Man insists he doesn't need Viagra, insists on money back.

    Chinese authorities confused as to how a man can perform without it, ask for a copy of his DNA.

    The Chinese insist that the man keep quiet:
    Bootleg copy of Windows (the screen of death is red).
    Laptop also contains birth records of the Chinese gymnastic team.
    (OK, I admit, I made this part up, but it makes the story better.)

    Man publishes his story on web.

    Profit!

  24. Re:Traslations... by Perf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone said translation is like a woman:
    If she is beautiful, she is not faithful.
    If she is faithful, she is not beautiful.

  25. Re:Traslations... by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thurber said, in response to someone who said his stuff was great in French: Yes, my works lose something in the original.

  26. Re:Vista is pants Is this in reference to Lloyds? by davidsyes · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/shropshire/7585098.stm

    "A man who chose "Lloyds is pants" as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to "no it's not"."

    ""But what really incensed me was when I was told I could not change it back to 'Lloyds is pants' because they said it was not appropriate.

    "I asked if it was 'pants' they didn't like, and would 'Lloyds is rubbish' do? But they didn't think so.

    "So I tried 'Barclays is better' and that didn't go down too well either.

    "The rules seemed to change, and they told me it had to be one word, so I tried 'censorship', but they didn't like that, and then said it had to be no more than six letters long." "

    ----

    So, this is my position/question:

    Why the HELL was a low-level functionary employee able to "see" the true password of a customer? The frackin password should have been a reduced or hashed form so that even if an IT person can copy and paste it in a local system, they could not know the contents and be able to type it in at a point of sales station or an ATM, or on any sites that reject copy-paste-in passwords...

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  27. Re:Requiring NDA is changing the rules of the game by trewornan · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm surprised they've not changed their EULA yet to eliminate this whole refund bit.

    Because they can't. The (dodgy) legal ground EULAs stand on relies on the users acceptance of the terms and conditions, if they don't offer a refund for people who don't accept then they've sold a defective product.

  28. Wrong. by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No. They offered him what he asked for, with conditions. He did not ask for those conditions.

    Sounds like they were rather distasteful to him. As they should be. The loss of ones freedom of speech should NEVER be a condition to anything.

    NDAs are counterproductive. Learn how to discern people that you can trust and you shouldn't have to rely on them.

    I for one, will NEVER sign one, regardless of context. I view them as unconstitutional. Simple as that.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A moron? For thinking that my constitutionally granted freedom of speech can be subverted by a piece of paper?

      I believe it an inalienable RIGHT.

      ANYTHING that subverts that right is counter-productive, as I can no longer function to my fullest capacity.

      At least I have the balls to post my firmly held beliefs using my login.

  29. Re:Vista is pants Is this in reference to Lloyds? by sir+fer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bank staff sign all kinds of secrecy legislation that applies to the industry and this can land them in jail for many years if they tried doing what you suggest.

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    Debian FTW ;o)