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Jack Thompson Disbarred

Sockatume writes "The Florida Supreme Court has approved Judge Dava Tunis' recommendations for the permanent disbarment of John B. "Jack" Thompson, with no leave to reapply and $43,675.35 in disciplinary costs. The ruling is a step up from the enhanced disbarment that had been suggested by the prosecution, which would have forbidden him from reapplying for ten years. Thompson has 30 days to appeal the ruling before the disbarment is permanent. Thompson responds to the ruling."

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  1. Hallelujah! by tergvelo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's about damn time this poor excuse for a human being was disbarred.
    Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time.
    ~t

    1. Re:Hallelujah! by uberjack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's about damn time this poor excuse for a human being was disbarred. Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time. ~t

      Fat chance. Now he'll have his own talk show on Fox

    2. Re:Hallelujah! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hope he gets the help he needs. I think its getting obvious that his mental condition is far from normal and his obsession with finding wrongs in videogames has ruined his life.

    3. Re:Hallelujah! by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 5, Informative

      Conduct unbecoming a member of the Bar.

    4. Re:Hallelujah! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time.

      ~t

      Not even close.

      Jack is going to call out against video games until he dies or retires. He enjoys the attention and the money.

      He's now completely free to so whatever he wants and say whatever he wants and act in any manner he pleases - he has no professional association to give him any oversight.

      We haven't seen the last of him, not by a long shot.

      Even if we had seen the last of him, that would be a bad thing. He's a raving loon, and if he represents those who are against violent games, that's good for those of us who are 30+ years old, have jobs, mortgages, kids, spouses, and the entire GTA series.

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    5. Re:Hallelujah! by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 5, Informative

      You mean aside from recklessly ignoring court orders and abuse of his position as a lawyer? Perhaps you should read up on his activities.

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    6. Re:Hallelujah! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long as he can't harass people with lawsuits, that crazy fuck can SAY whatever he likes.

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    7. Re:Hallelujah! by NotPeteMcCabe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I knew videogames would ruin your life!

    8. Re:Hallelujah! by Hyppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      In many places, it's illegal to continuously file frivolous lawsuits.

    9. Re:Hallelujah! by Speare · · Score: 4, Informative

      Jack is going to call out against video games until he dies or retires.

      Um, hope nobody has to explain to you that being disbarred IS a retirement. He's retired. He cannot practice his profession legally. He may start a new career as a news commentator (Nancy Grace already filled CNN's quota for shrill moralistic harpies but there's always CBS or NBC or something). That's a separate career if it ever materializes, so as of now, he IS retired.

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    10. Re:Hallelujah! by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about his filings disrespectful to the courts for starters? Perhaps submitting gay porn as court documents so they're part of the public record strikes you as a better reason? How about "making false and disparaging statements" about judges and other attorneys?

      The claims are that he repeatedly makes false and inflammatory claims about others in and out of court, disrespects the officers of the court, and refuses to follow the rules of the court or to act with decorum in the courtroom. I'd say those are sufficient grounds. The Florida Bar Association and the courts appear to think so, and they consider the complaints against him legitimate enough to act. IANAL, but I know they need to abide by some rules and that they should know those rules better than the rest of us.

    11. Re:Hallelujah! by COMON$ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Precisely it is guys like this that keep people laughing at Christianity, they use and abuse the people to make a buck. What is to say he just wont go pass the Bar in another state like Utah....

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    12. Re:Hallelujah! by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did he deserve to be disbarred? Perhaps. But there is such a thing as going too far. I mean, I really don't think it was appropriate when the judge ordered Mr. Thompson to lie down on the floor, and then repeatedly squatted over his head while yelling "PWNED!!!! PWNED!!!"

    13. Re:Hallelujah! by LithiumX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fat chance. Now he'll have his own talk show on Fox

      The man doesn't appear to be entirely sane. It's near-impossible to tell if his ravings are the product of delusions - or just attempts to apply ANY potential perversion of logic to avoid the crop he's sown.

      With the lunatic rambling this guy uses to defend his arguments, and all of his abuse of supposition in lieu of actual logic, I'm pretty sure no network would dream of giving him his own show.


      Wait... did you say Fox?
      Forget everything I just said then...

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    14. Re:Hallelujah! by KillerBob · · Score: 5, Informative

      Read the Kotaku link on it... as of this writing, it's still up, while the other one is slashdotted...

      http://kotaku.com/5054772/jack-thompson-disbarred

      The document they posted is quite brief, but for those who don't feel like reading the whole thing, the paragraph that answers your question is paragraph 4:

      Among the extensive findings of fact presented in the report, the Court takes particular note of the following which occurred during the three-year period at issue in five counts in these cases: (1) respondent made false statements of material fact to courts and repeatedly violated a court order; (2) respondent communicated the subject of representation directly with clients of opposing counsel; (3) respondent engaged in prohibited ex parte communications; (4) respondent publicized and sent hundreds of pages of vitriolic and disparaging missives, letters, faxes, and press releases, to the affected individuals; (5) respondent targeted an individual who was not involved with respondent in any way, merely due to "the position [the individual] holds in state and national politics;" (6) respondent falsely, recklessly, and publicly accused a judge as being amenable to the "fixing" of cases; (7) respondent sent courts inappropriate and offensive sexual materials; (8) respondent falsely and publicly accused various attorneys and their clients of engaging in a conspiracy/enterprise involving "the criminal distribution of sexual materials to minors" and attempted to get prosecuting authorities to charge these attorneys and their clients for racketeering and extortion; (9) respondent harassed the former client of an attorney in an effort to get the client to use its influence to persuade the attorney to withdraw a defamation suit filed by the attorney against respondent; and (10) respondent retaliated against attorneys who filed Bar complaints against him for his unethical conduct by asserting to their clients, government officials, politicians, the media, female lawyers in their law firm, employees, personal friends, acquaintances, and their wives, that the attorneys were criminal Case Nos. SC07-80 and SC07-354 Page Three pornographers who objectify women.

      Quoted, unmodified. Every paragraph of the filing is pertinent... it's only about a page's worth of text, so well worth the read. And IMHO, it's well worth disbarring him. And the only way he's affected *me* personally was that, thanks to one of his initiatives, I had to ask the staff at EB Games to sell me a copy of Bully, because they didn't have it actually *on* the shelves.

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    15. Re:Hallelujah! by mapsjanhere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      well, he could apply to any of the other 49 state's bar, and, if admitted, pass the bar exam there. He can also become legal adviser to anyone who'd like to hire him. It's not like the disbarment invalidates his legal degree, all it does make it impossible to act as an officer of the court in Florida. He might even become a judge in a jurisdiction that doesn't require bar membership to stand for office.

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    16. Re:Hallelujah! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Disbarment doesn't have anything to do with illegal activities...You should read the trial transcripts. I read them as a lark, because I get a kick out of JT's nutbaggery, but I lost my enjoyment about halfway through reading all the testimony from lawyers and judges about a truly obscene level of harassment.

      It's clear that they felt that bringing a suit against him for libel and slander would only further his aims, so you see, for example, a prominent partner at a law firm, another member of which was involved in a suit against JT, being publicly accused of peddling pornographic materials to minors. A clear attempt at intimidation.

      Likewise the Alabama case, when the judge revoked JT's pro hac vice after JT's blatantly contradicted the Judge's instructions regarding talking to the press, which also included some basic lies regarding his status on the case (the pro hac vice had not been approved when he started representing himself as the actual lawyer on the case, which he couldn't have been without the PHV). After the PHV was revoked, JT started making criminal racketeering charges against the judge, and the judge who had held the seat previously, who, as in the first case, wasn't even involved.

      Imagine being dragged through the mud by a rabid, paranoid jackass who is just out to intimidate someone else whom you happen to know.

      Here is a link to the Referee Report Recommending his disbarment (pdf warning). It's part funny, and part disgusting.

      It's frankly amazing that he got away with it as long as he did. You'd think, if gamers were as violent as he swears we are, someone would have killed his dumb ass.

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    17. Re:Hallelujah! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If what Fox News wasn't popular with Christians and therefore reflective of modern Christian belief they wouldn't be popular or influential. Jack Thompson and people like him represent modern Christianity even if a few fringe Christians disapprove.

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity
      The rest of the Christian world != a few fringe Christians
      I guess by your type of assessment, Catholicism is a fringe Christian group and Eastern Orthodoxy doesn't even exist. There is a whole world outside of the U.S. In some parts of it, they even speak languages other than English.

    18. Re:Hallelujah! by HUADPE · · Score: 4, Informative
      He will have a very very hard time getting admitted to the bar of any other state or the federal bar.

      Bar associations take a disbarment, especially one as exceptional as this (lifetime) very seriously. I also doubt that he could, in fact, pass most states' bar exams.

      For those not familiar, getting admitted to the bar isn't just passing the exam, it involves being reviewed for professionalism. I imagine that he would piss off the reviewers in the same way he apparently pissed this judge off into giving the absolute most powerful punishment available.

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    19. Re:Hallelujah! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There are ethical rules that attorneys need to follow (some of which we follow, too). AFAIK, Thompson was acting contrary to many of those standards which are part of staying with the bar, hence his disbarment."

      Jumping Jesus in a hopped up chariot. A lawyer being kicked out of the club for being unethical?
      Isn't that like being kicked out of Aeorosmith for having a drug problem??
      I mean, how bad would it have to be before a group of lawyers thinks what you are doing is too unethical?


      That all being said I really think it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

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    20. Re:Hallelujah! by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "In 1992, Thompson asked a Florida judge to declare the Florida Bar Association unconstitutional. He said that the bar was engaged in a vendetta against him because of his religious beliefs, which he said conflicted with what he called the bar's pro-gay, humanist, liberal agenda. He also said that the "wedding of all three functions of government into the Florida Bar, the 'official arm' of the Florida Supreme Court, is violative of the bedrock constitutional requirement of the separation powers and the 'checks and balances' which the separation guarantees."[121] Thompson accepted a $20,000 out-of-court settlement.[122]"

      Ouch. It looks like he really did hit a sweet spot. Otherwise they wouldn't have given him the 20k. But why is nobody on /. mentioning this?

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    21. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity

      That depends on your point of view. If you're an "American fundamentalist" or "modern Christian", I am sure you'll think you're miles apart, but seen from e.g. a pagan point of view, the two are as close as to be near indistinguishable.

      Or, to use the obligatory car analogy, you may think that your Honda Civic Hybrid is very different from a Ford Explorer, but for someone normally flying a plane, the difference is minor. And from the point of view of someone walking or using a bicycle, none of them are eco-friendly.

      A "modern Christian" walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and even floats, so what colour the feathers are is rather irrelevant. He's still a monotheist with a Judeo-Christian belief system that he claims also applies to those not sharing the faith. Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe, and I'll be open to change my classification. Until then, I only see various Christian denominations as different flavors of ice cream, and I don't want ice cream, whether it's pistachio or rotten herring flavoured.

    22. Re:Hallelujah! by uberjack · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is a whole world outside of the U.S. In some parts of it, they even speak languages other than English.

      Fry: "What do we care? We live in the United States."

      Leela: "The United States is part of the world."

      Fry: "Wow, I have been gone a long time."

    23. Re:Hallelujah! by LithiumX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are any hardcore religion fanatics "entirely sane"

      As long as they understand that their beliefs are based on faith, they can be. Then again, "fanatics" usually don't seem able to think that way - and like everyone who believes in something, it's hard for them to imagine anything else.

      Think religion is whacked? Do you believe in things like "justice", "morality", "liberty", or even a difference between "right and wrong"? All of these are based on millenia of philosophy, but are still abstracts based on truths we only hold as articles of faith. And just like religious beliefs, all logical arguments in support of them end up circular arguments (ie all arguments in support of a need for justice depend on an implicit assumption that it's desirable, ditto just about every other abstract we hold dear).

      Then again, I just got done arguing that "white" is effectively the same thing as "black" with a coworker - and taking the framework of the entire EM spectrum, you have to admit it's true. :)

      Now if I could only convince him that the Terminator storyline is totally incompatible with parallel realities...

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    24. Re:Hallelujah! by SpiderClan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other words, if you aren't willing to learn the differences, then those differences either don't exist or don't matter in any context.

      The GGP claimed that Fox News reflects the views of modern christians because it's popular with said modern christians. The GP pointed out that fundamentalist christians in the US are at odds with the majority of the world's christian population, and that Fox is popular to a small subset of christians. So, claiming that if Fox says it it must represent Christianity is untrue.

      Someone being a monotheist with... as you described has nothing to do with what they think about video games, WMD's or whatever else gets talked about on Fox.

    25. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The person who modded this "Troll", exemplifies that there's not a lot of difference, seen from an outside view. A fundamentalist Christian might mod me a sinner or Satanist or witch, and a moderate Christian might moderate me Troll, but in any case it shows off what the Christans share as seen from the outside-- a deep and fundamental resistance to accepting outside views as as valid as theirs.

      From my point of view, there's not a lot of difference, even if there is from where you stand. The difference is that I don't consider you to be trolling for having a different point of view. Please show me the same courtesy.

    26. Re:Hallelujah! by Endo13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Precisely. You can't legislate true Christianity, it completely goes against the definition of what Christianity is. (For proof, you need look no further than the Catholic church in history to see what the result is of legislated Christianity.) Christianity is about choosing the right path (which is never the easy path). This is also why as a Christian I cannot support religious people (Christian or otherwise) as government officials. It puts a true Christian in a no-win situation. As a Christian, it is your duty to do everything you can to try to show others the way... but at the same time you have to let them choose their own way.

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    27. Re:Hallelujah! by Akita24 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Are any fanatics entirely sane?" There, fixed that for you. -noun 1. a person with an extreme and uncritical enthusiasm or zeal, as in religion or politics.

    28. Re:Hallelujah! by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Interesting

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity The rest of the Christian world != a few fringe Christians

      Thank you. As a Christian living and practicing my faith in modern America, I often find myself frustrated and dismayed at damage done to the public perception of the Christian faith by groups like the Christian Coalition; and by those who would rather point to carefully selected parts of scripture as an attempt to justify hatred, violence, and nationalism than to truly embrace and grow into what is really a faith of love, hope, and compassion.
      I am persistently puzzled by how the Republican Party came to be associated with Christianity in the US. Looking at the actual actions taken by Jesus (the miracles) he seemed to be in favor of lots of free medical care, and a fair amount of feeding of hungry masses, and being rather forgiving of debts. That looks to be far more in line with policies associated with the Democratic Party than with traditional Republican policies. My Bible doesn't have "The Miracle of the Multi-National" or "The Blessing of the Interventionist Army".

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    29. Re:Hallelujah! by vistic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hello friend,

      But have you TRIED rotten herring ice cream?

      I have this information pamphlet I'd like to share with you...

    30. Re:Hallelujah! by hairykrishna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He's religious and therefore obviously at least slightly delusional and prone to ignoring logic.

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    31. Re:Hallelujah! by that+IT+girl · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, no, no, a thousand times no. I live in a very rural southern area full of some of the most conservative Christians you'll ever meet. About 95% of people I've conversed with on the subject think he's a complete moron. I am not, honestly, sure why he's so popular, unless it's just America's love of the sensational. If there's one thing I can glean from flipping through popular TV stations for 5 minutes, it's that the amount of stupid seems to be directly proportional to the ratings...

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    32. Re:Hallelujah! by MP3Chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      A "modern Christian" walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and even floats . . .

      Does that mean they're made of wood?

    33. Re:Hallelujah! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Define "sudden", please, since the supreme court was on the case since february 2007..

      When it comes to the supreme court (florida or otherwise), 1.5 years *is* sudden.

    34. Re:Hallelujah! by jascha00 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From where I stand (in Canada, as a non-religious person), there is a *huge* difference homophobic, judgemental, science-rejecting warmongers and mainstream Christians. I have never met the type of people who picket abortion clinics and tell people they're going to hell. Every Christian I've ever asked thinks creationism is outrageous. The fundamentalism in some American Christians (no doubt exaggerated by the media for ratings) is very much an anomaly. The reason you were modded 'troll' is that you lumped together a lot of decent people with an unpleasant partial subset of Christians.

    35. Re:Hallelujah! by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I see we are unfamiliar with the use of sarcasm.

      This is a discussion of fundamentalism. No matter how ludicrous or outlandish a statement may be, someone is going to take it literally. That's kind of the point.

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  2. Bad news for GTA by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 5, Funny
    In related news, sales of Grand Theft Auto took a nose dive, as the free publicity engine Mr. Thompson had given them no longer functions...

    Not that I see that as a bad thing...

    1. Re:Bad news for GTA by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonsense. He will simply, make the talk show circuit, get backing and funding by some "think of the children" and christian groups, and bam he is back in business using OTHER lawyers.

      In fact, I can imagine that software makers are going to be paying him, via a proxy group, to sue them.

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  3. on the plus side by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    this will give more time to sit around in front of the computer at home, playing video games

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    1. Re:on the plus side by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      this will give more time to sit around in front of the computer at home, playing video games

      Bad idea. Thanks to him, we all know that violent video games are a direct cause of violent behavior, and I don't think we need someone as dangerously imbalanced as him getting violent.

  4. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Psychotria · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:

    Thompson always wanted to own a Bar. Now, armed with multiple US Supreme Court rulings that no state bar can do what it has done to Thompson, he is set to own that Bar.

    Different kind of bar?

  5. What's next? by Robaato · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now that Jack is defying the court order requiring him to have another member in good standing of the Florida bar to submit motions for him, what other sanctions can be placed upon him? Is there a more extreme penalty for him beyond permanent disbarrment?

    Contempt of court, I guess...

    1. Re:What's next? by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Funny

      Permanent Disbarment with Extreme Prejudice. It involves some sort of laser cannon.

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    2. Re:What's next? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      It involves some sort of laser cannon.

      Just nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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  6. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by eln · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He was disbarred in Florida. Doesn't this mean he can still take the exam and be re-barred (okay, probably not the word, although anything involving Thompson and rebar sounds like fun) in any other state?

  7. Kind of a shitty link, sorry guys by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Gamepolitics link is to the recommendation, not the approval. My bad. The correct link is this.

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  8. JT's emergency filing press release by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Informative
    From Jack's press release regarding his filing of some kind of emergency injunction aggainst the bar:

    Thompson always wanted to own a Bar. Now, armed with multiple US Supreme Court rulings that no state bar can do what it has done to Thompson, he is set to own that Bar.

    1. Doesn't he mean "pwn" that Bar?

    2. Thompson knew this was going to happen, so last week he file an action against the bar; now he claims his disbarment was retaliation. Nice pre-emptive strike last week, Jack -- too bad it's as transparent as day that it's unrelated to the numerous reasons the Florida Bar Association decided you're unfit to practice law.

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  9. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it takes filing tons and tons of frivolous lawsuits and wasting countless hours of court time and taxpayer money to get where he is at.

  10. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Informative

    From what I limitedly know about the Bar (in Indiana) is that once you've been disbarred in one state, you cant reapply in any other states.

    Any lawyer types care to comment?

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  11. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    All it takes is pissing of the Bar and a few judges, and you've lost what you made with 12 years of college.

    To be fair, he did more than that, he did his darndest to further the stereotype of lawyers as being rabid, idiotic, greedy, power hungry attack dogs. More significantly, he was tying up a lot of time and wasting a lot of other people's money by using completely frivolous lawsuits as a soapbox. Then he was blatantly disrespectful to everyone else, even those who disagreed with him.

    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

  12. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Cerberus7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. If all it took was pissing off some judges, he'd have been disbarred a long, long, LONG time ago. He demonstrated compete disregard for the legal system with meritless filings for YEARS, and as a result got exactly what he deserved.

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  13. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by j0nb0y · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every state bar requires a background check before allowing anyone to sit for the bar exam. The background check of Jack Thompson would reveal the Florida disbarment, and there is approximately a zero percent chance that any state bar association would let him sit for the exam.

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  14. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by santiagoanders · · Score: 5, Funny

    He did what with the piss of some judges?

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  15. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well... he eats you."

    That kind of bar. I think.

  16. Well I'll be... by Androclese · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...the system actually works on occasion.

  17. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

    You sound like you've thought this through. ;-)

    Cheers

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  18. This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has seen the end of Jack Thompson,
    It has seen the end of a RIAA lawsuit,
    The end of copyright cops,
    The end of Comcast's forging of RST packets,
    It will soon see the end of the Empire itself!

    1. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can add to that list

      http://torrentfreak.com/european-parliament-says-no-to-three-strikes-law-080925/ (URL pretty much tells what's that about)

      and

      The Pirate Bay's blocking in Italy is apparently overruled after TPB sent in their lawyers.

      This is a *very* good day :)

    2. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 4, Funny

      The end of an error.

    3. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 4, Funny

      I also hear Duke Nukem Forever went gold today!

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    4. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      wait until after the mortgage bail out fails and then even with global petrol reduction the global economy tanks without americans able to borrow money to buy big houses they can't afford to drive

      "One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, 'Where do you live?' I said, 'Right here.' Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway." -- Steven Wright

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  19. He doesn't know when to quit... by Coopjust · · Score: 5, Informative
    In his response, he accuses the bar of acting against him to protect the "unethical" conduct of the State Attorney general against one of his clients. He goes on to insinuate that one of the justices didn't actually know anything about the case (scratch that, it's an outright accusation:

    it is fascinating that Justice Cannady, who has undoubtedly reviewed absolutely nothing about this disciplinary case, has put his name to this disbarment order on the day that he was served with the federal civil rights action. What a coincidence.

  20. Sucks when actions have consequences by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe you think everyone should be able to do whatever the hell they want whenever they want, and if people don't like it, they can piss off?

    Actions have consequences. When you screw up, you have to pay the price. I know, making people pay for their mistakes is taking away their freedom to be douchebags. Obviously these professional associations, by holding their members to certain standards, must hate our freedoms.

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  21. April fools? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean seriously - this is just too good to be true.

    Jack Thompson disbarred. The RIAA loses its first court case on their "making available" theory.

    I'm waiting for the OMG ponies to show up.

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    1. Re:April fools? by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mean seriously - this is just too good to be true. Jack Thompson disbarred. The RIAA loses its first court case on their "making available" theory.

      Wait till you get to the one about your government wanting $2000 of your money to bail out banks who apparently still thought that pyramid schemes were a good idea.

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    2. Re:April fools? by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 4, Funny

      This just in: SCO admits shenanigans, forfeits all future appeals!

      Microsoft declares the war is over; adopts open-source licenses for all of its products

      P is proven not to equal NP; poor grad student becomes king of shit fuck mountain ...I mean seriously, what a day! I don't know about all of you, but I'm going to go celebrate by playing my "murder simulator"!

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    3. Re:April fools? by gothzilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean poor Republicans having to fix a problem caused by Democrats that started all the way back with Carter? Have you seen any calls for congressional hearings? Investigations? Know why? Because the Democrats can't find any Republicans to blame it on. The NYT tried to blame one of McCain's aides but their article was quickly debunked as total crap. I'd love it if one day the media started getting sued for the crap they invent.

      Poor Democrats are having to face up to the brutal reality that their beloved socialism doesn't always work so fucking well. A few hundred years of history should have made that obvious though.

    4. Re:April fools? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They want to bail out banks and still let them collect on as many of the loans as they can, too. Don't you think if they're going to cover the loan losses that the loan should be fully forgiven and the people should keep the collateral? After all, the government is paying the loans with the taxpayers' money.

      No.

      Don't you get it?

      "Personal responsibility" is for working-class peons. They were stupid enough to take loans they couldn't afford (and if they believed the financial planner who said they could, that's also their fault) and they can't get out of that just because the chickens have come home to roost. They need to take responsibility for their irresponsibility, not have the government come in like a dad whose son spent their tuition money on beer.

      "Too big to fail" is the mantra for the movers and shakers in the finance industry. For one, it's not their money they're screwing around with, so it's not personal. For two, building an entire economic edifice on top of the backs of debtors who can't afford their debt isn't irresponsible, it's simply a calculated risk. Taking risks is what the pioneers did, and it made this country great, so we shouldn't discourage that by making them suffer the consequences of that risk. Besides, these people are important.

      Ahem. Sorry. I'm depressing myself in a thread that should be full of glee.

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  22. Nerd-vana by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Funny

    So today we have stories in which the DOJ opposes becoming the Federal Copyright Cops, the RIAA loses a couple hundred thousand dollar lawsuit, and Jack Thompson gets disbarred. To quote Perfect Strangers: Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!

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  23. Can somebody.... by 8127972 · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... Please give him a cup of hot coffee to calm him down?

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  24. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 5, Informative

    I want to be really clear here: disbarrment is beyond uncommon. It's happened a handful of times, nation wide, in the last few years. Even suspensions are difficult to get. Most bar proceedings that go anywhere result in, at most, a public slap on the wrist and a note on your record.

    Even suspensions are survivable.

    Jack Thompson, among other things, submitted porn to the courts, accused multiple judges of bribery in open court and public filings, violated numerous ethical rules regarding practice without a license, good character, etc. He falsely represented himself as being the lawyer for criminal victims, profited off their suffering, and then lied in court about it. He accused other lawyers of just as bad offenses, without a shred of evidence. On a more personal level, I can confirm that years ago, he physically broke into at least one lawyer's office to drop of papers and "scare" them (I know the lawyer personally).

    Jack Thompson is a festering boil on the hide of the law.

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  25. Same rule in health care by querist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know about law, but in various health care professions (I keep my chiropractic license for pro bono patients) and licensed engineers (I know a few), one of the first questions they ask on any application for a license is something along the lines of

    "Has your license to practice ever been suspended or revoked in this or any other jurisdiction, or has any [insert profession] board taken disciplinary action against you? If yes, please provide a detailed explaination."

    That usually means that if you were booted in one jurisdiction, your chances of being licensed in another jurisdiction are sufficiently close to zero to be indistinguishable from zero for all practical purposes.

    Oh, and if you are found out to have LIED on that question, your license is automatically revoked (at least in SC) and you're fined heavily. For some professions, that's even a felony and includes jail time.

  26. Re:OMG PONIES! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ah! There they are. Thanks.

    Now that that's out of the way, where's my copy of Duke Nukem forever? Or my notice of an auction at SCO so I can buy Darl McBride's desk?

    BTW speaking of Slashdot on April Fools day - this would be a really excellent move on the part of the industry.

    Everyone knows /. is completely useless on April 1. Wouldn't it be funny if the industry took use of that fact and posted an important story on April 1st specifically to take advantage of that?

    "RIAA admits to wrongdoing in their ongoing lawsuit cash grab. Offers refund to everyone who contacts them today."

    We'd all say, "Yeah right! OMG ponies." and not email them. They'd be in the clear.

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  27. Professional Iicensing boards by querist · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am speaking from my understanding as a licensed chiropractor. (I don't practice any more except for pro bono cases. I much prefer my computer-related work now.)

    The _theory_ behind a professional licensing board is that members of a profession that requires extensive and specialized education are the only ones qualified to make informed judgements regarding the practice of that profession. These judgements include, but are not limited to, appropriate standards of practice including what would be considered "unprofessional conduct".

    This is intended to protect the public from unqualified and/or unscrupulous practitioners. Usually, this works well. However, it is possible for the boards to become "good ol' boys' clubs" in which they are more concerned for each other than the public. Fortunately, this is usually rare. Many licensing boards include a "member of the public" (that is, someone who is _not_ licensed in the professon) in order to help prevent such abuses.

    Since the licensing board controls who is licensed and, thus, who is allowed to practice the profession, unless otherwise allowed by law the highest sanction that they can impose is to bar the offender from ever practicing that profession again. Lighter sanctions (again, unless also allowed monetary damanges by law) include temporary suspension of a license for various periods of time or other license-related sanctions. I have heard of chiropractors having their licenses revoked and being required to re-apply as if a new graduate, including needing to take all of the exams again. I have also heard of chiropractors being required to take and pass classes to demonstrate an understanding of the areas that resulted in the disciplinary actions. (Fortunately, I have never been subject to disciplinary action by any licensing board.)

    So, the theory is that the licensing board can revoke a license in order to protect the public from someone who is deemed unfit to practice the profession. For lawyers, for historical reasons, that licensing board is usually called the "bar" or the "bar association".

    And I would _hope_ they would do thorough background checks on school teachers.

  28. Re:Holy cow by gruntled · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not gonna happen. You quote people in stories to give arguments authority (again, not to toot my own horn, but I was a journalist for two decades). The only thing Jack is good for going forward is as an example of how the people who think videogames make children commit murder are themselves crazy. How hard is it to get disbarred? John Yoo, the lawyer who wrote the opinion saying it was fine for the United States for disregard 100 years of treaties, international law, and the Geneva Convention and torture people, *he* hasn't been disbarred. Getting disbarred is really highly unusual, absent some kind of criminal conviction (like President Clinton's perjury charges). Jack's credibility is gone forever. I predict a new standard bearer against video game violence will arise: Female, mother with young children, probably calling herself doctor but with a PhD in education. You heard it here first...

  29. Now they need to add this to the next GTA. by jameskojiro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have a Bar called "Jack's Bar" and as you walk in there is a white haired lawyer that the bouncer is int he process of throwing out.

    Bouncer: Sir you are being a nuisance to the customers please leave.

    Lawyer: But.... I am a prominent lawyer in the community, I was on nationwide TV for crying out loud!

    Bouncer: Shutup and get out, NOW!!!

    Bouncer then throws the lawyer out on his his ass, get it, "Dis-Bar-ed" LOLZ!

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  30. Re:Discomprehension? by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Admission to the bar is the term commonly used in the United States to indicate that a person is licensed to practice law as an attorney at law.

    Being disbarred is a gramatically correct term referring to the act of revocation of a licence to practice law.

    Basically this decision means Jack Thompson is unable to earn his living as an attorney (at least in Florida) any more.

  31. He has friends? by superdave80 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From his 'response':

    With enemies this foolish, Thompson needs only the loyal friends he has.

    I have some bad news for you, Jack: Your Mom and Dad don't count as 'friends'... and they can't stand you anymore either.

  32. There is a God. by Sasayaki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson disbarred. On my birthday.

    Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...

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  33. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative

    Have you actually been following the cases? Thompson has done more than just to piss off some judges. In many cases, he crossed the line of professionalism. The problem with Thompson is that you are his personal enemy if you oppose him in anyway whether it was your job or whether you simply ruled against him. If you read the judge's opinion against Thompson, you would see that. And the ABA (not AMA) had nothing to do with this: The Florida Bar has disbarred Thompson. Other states will not accept you as an attorney once one state disbars you.

    1. In Strickland, Thompson did not file paperwork for temporary admission to the Alabama bar before filing the lawsuit. In his completed application, he responded "No but see letter" when asked if he had ever been suspended or had any disciplinary actions by any previous bar. He had been suspended in 1992 by the Florida Bar. Anyone person can see that this answer was less than truthful. After the judge ordered a jag order for all parties, Thompson contacted media many times as well as members of Congress and President Clinton about the case. He also appeared on 60 Minutes to discuss the case. For these actions, the judge removed him from the case. Despite orders not to contact the court as he was no longer the attorney of record, Thompson continued to send the judge's office messages almost daily for a year after the case was decided.
    2. Thompson also alleged that Judge Moore was corrupt and could be bought. His main support for this was his conversation with a former judge who told Thompson this. The former judge has denied that he ever told Thompson this. Thompson however wrote letters to many people about how corrupt Judge Moore was.
    3. Thompson then harassed the attorneys for Sony in Strickland (Blank Rome) for months accusing them of fraud and sending them numerous emails and letters. In letters to everyone from President Bush to James Dobson, he accused the the law firm of "knowingly facilitated, by various means, the criminal distribution of sexual material to minors." To one of the lawyers, Rebecca Ward, he wrote "You disgrace us as lawyers. Shame on you. Shame on you as a woman as well." All of this was after he was removed from the case.
    4. In his dealings with Beasley Broadcasting Group, LLC, Thompson in his usual tactics offended their outside counsel Norm Kent enough for him to file a personal defamation lawsuit against Thompson. Since keeping Kent would be a conflict of interest and Thompson threatened to countersue Beasley, Beasley hired Lawrence A. Kellogg of the law firm Tew Cardenas to represent them in the future. Thompson badgered Kellogg to drop Kent's complaint which Kellogg correctly asserted he represented Beasley and not Kent. When Kellogg didn't respond for Thompson's emails for a week, Thompson went after Mr. Alberto Cardenas, managing partner at Tew Cardenas. In letters to Florida Governor Jeb Bush, Thompson wrote "More specifically, Mr. Cardenas personally and his firm collectively have actively protected the distribution of pornographic material to children. . ." and that Jeb Bush should appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Alberto Cardenas "for his and his firm's role in the protection of a multicounty criminal enterprise.". Mr. Cardenas' only connection to Thompson was that his firm employed Lawrence A. Kellogg and represented Beasley. He personally never even met his client, Beasley.
    5. Thompson filed an injunction to stop the release of the video game Bully. Judge Ronald M. Friedman took the case and asked for an inspection of the game. With Thompson and Take Two's lawyers present, Judge Friedman looked at the game in his chambers. While the Judge found the game offensive to his personal tastes, he concluded that as long as the game was adequately rated (M), he could not prevent it's release as a matter of law. Thompson went on a campaign accusing the judge as "liberty-a tyrannical judiciary that thinks it is above the la
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  34. Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not to defend Thompson, consider the following charges:

    • "false statements of material fact,"
    • "hundreds of pages of vitriolic and disparaging" communications,
    • "targeted an individual ... merely due to the position [the individual] holds in state and national politics",
    • wild accusations of corruption, conspiracy, and other criminal actions
    • sending "inappropriate and offensive sexual materials"

    Doesn't this list make him sound like a pretty typical Slashdotter?

  35. Decision by Godji · · Score: 3, Funny

    To rephrase the judge's decision:

    <singing>Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more, hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more!</singing>

  36. Actually, they're NOT representative by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whether or not its fair, fundamentalists are seen as representative of Christians for a reason, and that reason is difficult to understand from within a Christian perspective.

    Actually, I don't think they're seen as representative by anyone in, say, Western Europe. If you started foaming at the mouth about how "teaching the controversy" (about evolution,) or putting bible studies back into secular schools, or persecuting homosexuals because "God" told you so, here in Germany (and, I _think_, at least in France too) everyone would look funnily at you and wonder what mental institution did you escape from. The impression even among relatively religious people about the lunacies coming from America in the name of religion, isn't as much, "man, those are real christians, we should be like them", but rather along the lines of, "where did America go wrong?"

    The last time any kind of fundamentalist bible thumping had any kind of street cred in Europe was during the Counter-Enlightenment of the late 18'th and early 19'th century.

    The funny thing is that even, say, the Catholic Church, much as a lot of Americans like to think it must be like their own born-again zealots, actually went a very long time ago through what was called the "counter-reformation" to try to stop the tide of protestantism. They learned to be a lot more laissez-faire about, say, science and even sponsored such orders as the Jesuits. Which were and still are primarily an academic order within the church. Those guys actually run universities and research labs. From the very start, Ignatius de Loyola insisted on an academic education to high standards before one could join the order, in a stark contrast to the stereotype of ignorant and poorly educated clergy of the time.

    At any rate, positions like ID or young earth are as foreign to catholicism as it gets. And that's just one of the denominations which, by and large, just looks funny at the bible-thumping puritans from across the oceans and think at best, "Lord, what have we done to you, to be lumped into the same category as _those_?" ;)

    So, no, the USA fundamentalists aren't seen as representative by any christian except themselves. Just as they're not representative for the larger and more moderate mass of US citizens, I think. (Or hope.) Just because a group is loud and vocal, doesn't mean they represent anyone else but themselves.

    And if anyone else decides to judge, say, the largely secular Europe by what the bible-thumpers in America say or do... well, I guess some things can't be helped. Some people are ignorant and ill educated everywhere, and if they want to believe something that hasn't been true for two centuries, it's not my problem.

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