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Spammer Perjury is Worth Prosecuting

Slashdot regular Bennett Haselton summarizes his essay by saying "Spammers really do lie more often under oath than other parties in court (surprise). Judges and prosecutors could promote respect for the law by cracking down on it, and maybe make a dent in spam in the process." Read on to learn of his experiences with (shocking!) spammers who lie in court.

I'm sure everyone feels like their opponents in court are the most reprehensible liars that ever walked the face of the Earth. But these instances seem unusually clear-cut even for a courtroom:

  • When I sued one Ohio company for sending me spam, they sent a letter to me (and, when that didn't work, to the court) claiming that someone had dropped a business card in their box at a trade show with an e-mail address one letter different from mine, and they must have mis-read the address when typing it in. They didn't know that after I first got their spam, I called them pretending to be an interested customer, and tape-recorded a conversation with their advertising manager, pretending to be impressed and asking him how he did it (I was in Arizona, so it was legal to tape the call). He admitted that he used a program to scrape e-mail addresses from Web pages into a list and spam them from his desktop.

  • A spammer who lived in Washington appeared in court and claimed that he had never sent the spam in question and wouldn't know how. I then produced a tape recording of another conversation in which I had talked to him on the phone, again pretending to be an interested customer, and he talked about sending the mails from a server in China to make it harder for people in the U.S. to block them.

  • One company called "Lions Pride Enterprises" actually sent a representative from out of state to tell the judge, "I can tell you, under penalty of perjury, that we looked up the address bhas (at) speakeasy.net in our records, and verified that he had signed up for our list via confirmed-opt-in" (this was right after he explained to the judge, more or less accurately, what confirmed-opt-in meant). Except the mail hadn't been sent to bhas (at) speakeasy.net, the headers showed it was sent to bennett (at) peacefire.org and then forwarded to bhas (at) speakeasy.net. Presumably the spammer just looked at the first address they could find in the headers and assumed that's the one they had mailed, and claimed that address had "opted in." (Much later, this same company apparently branched out into infecting people with spyware.)

  • A spammer from Michigan called in to the court hearing by phone, to defend against charges that he'd sent me a spam advertising credit card processing services, and claimed, "I don't even sell merchant accounts." (He lost, due to inconsistencies in his story -- the judge in that case was unusually tech-savvy.) A few weeks later, the same guy sent me another merchant account spam, so I sued him again, and this time he called in to the court hearing (with a different judge) and admitted that he'd sent the spam, but claimed it was legal. I tried to challenge his credibility on the grounds that he'd testified under oath earlier that he "didn't even sell merchant accounts," but the judge said I wasn't allowed to bring that up.

Meanwhile, I've sat through dozens of other people's Small Claims cases, and I've never seen anyone in a non-spammer case get caught really, brazenly lying under oath. Of course, it always seems more egregious when it's your opponent -- but I probably would have noticed if someone had gotten tripped up by a physical document or a recording of their own voice.

The traditional cost-benefit analysis of prosecuting people who lie under oath in a civil trial is that it's just not worth it. The King County Prosecutor's office responded to my inquiry to say they could not recall any instances of someone prosecuted for perjury committed in a civil case. It is not true, by the way, that civil perjury is never prosecuted — when this assumption was making the rounds in 1998 during the Clinton perjury controversy, Professor Stephen Gillers of NYU published a list of counterexamples -- but he conceded in an e-mail that it's nevertheless highly unlikely. Perhaps this makes sense for most trials, where parties come from a general population that includes some honest people and some dishonest people, and even dishonest people often just bend the truth to a degree that outright lying would be hard to prove. (Although I still think it's possible that the costs of prosecuting people who lie under oath in civil cases, might still be outweighed by the benefits of having everyone be scared into being a little more truthful in court proceedings.)

But spammers are different. In the U.S., all spammers are liars — either they are lying to their hosting provider about what they're doing, or, if they have a secret agreement with their provider to avoid getting kicked off, they are complicit in their provider lying to the rest of the world by claiming that they don't allow spam to emanate from their network. (I'm assuming that 100% of U.S. providers at least claim not to allow the sending of spam. This may not be true of the entire world.) Those lies in themselves can't always be punished in court — I can't sue a spammer for lying to their service provider — but I think that courts just haven't realized that all spammers are liars to some degree, and they're more likely than average to lie under oath. This may make the cost-benefit analysis different in the case of prosecuting spammers who get caught lying. You wouldn't need a "spammer perjury law"; there are already laws against perjury, if judges wanted to enforce them.

Courts could start with deterrents that don't cost anything. All judges start out their Small Claims hearings by laying out the rules. Some of them include some very stern admonitions about parties not interrupting each other or the judge (one judge, who possibly had a bad morning, started the afternoon session by threatening to have anyone thrown in jail who argued with him). But I've never seen a judge say anything about being strictly required to tell the truth under oath, with penalties for lying that theoretically include jail time. And if someone does get caught lying, the judge could reprimand them as strongly as possible and stop just short of recommending a criminal prosecution. "Oh, wow," you're laughing, "a stern reprimand! That'll teach them!" But that's what judges do to people who interrupt the judge or each other, and it does get people's attention.

In the examples above, what was surprising was not that the spammers lied to the court but that the judges seemed so blasé about it. In the first case, I had gotten spammed by an Ohio company called SAY Security. After I filed the Small Claims suit and served the papers on them in the mail along with a copy of the spam, I got an e-mail from the owner, Jason Szuch, claiming that they had received a business card at a trade show with 'bnas (at) speakeasy.net' handwritten on it, and accidentally replaced the 'n' with an 'h', and that's how I had gotten their mail. They later made the same claim in a letter to the judge. At the trial, SAY Security didn't show up, so I first pointed out that the e-mail had been sent to bennett (at) peacefire.org and automatically forwarded to bhas (at) speakeasy.net, so it was another case of the spammer mis-reading what address it was sent to, and coming up with a story after the fact. I also had a recording of a conversation with SAY Security's advertising manager, in which he explained how he used a program called Email Extractor to scrape e-mails from Web pages and send the ads.

At that point, the judge thought he had me: You're not allowed to record phone calls in Washington without the consent of all parties. I told him that I knew this, which is why I had made the call and recorded it while I was visiting my Mom in Arizona, which has no such law (and neither does Ohio, which was where the other party was — in order to secretly tape a phone call, it has to be legal in both the caller's state and the call recipient's state). The judge still said I couldn't use it as evidence in Washington. This raises an interesting question. My understanding is that the rules of evidence in Washington don't say "You can't use a secretly taped phone call as evidence." They say, on the one hand, "You can't secretly tape a phone call in Washington," and on the other hand, "You cannot use evidence that was obtained illegally" — but if the call was taped in Arizona and then brought to Washington, it wasn't obtained illegally. I compared it to winning money by gambling in Vegas and then bringing it to Washington to pay the Small claims filing fee — what difference does it make that gambling is illegal in Washington? Oh well, different judges probably would have come to different conclusions on that.

But the real point is that even if the judge did think the recording was inadmissible, couldn't he have still said something like, "Well, if the court did admit this evidence, and if these defendants were here, then they could very well be arrested for perjury — if they were here, I'd tell them that they just had a really close call." At least for the benefit of everyone else who was in the courtroom, waiting for their case to be heard — send a message that the court does care if you get caught lying. As it was, he just shrugged it off, and I got a default judgment since SAY Security didn't show up.

The second case was against a spammer named Joe Spies, who did live in Washington, and who came to court claiming that he didn't know how to send spam and had never made anyone an offer to send spam for money. Again, I had a recording of a phone call in which I pretended to be an interested customer, and he said he could send "5 million e-mails for $500" from a server in China. (This time, since both parties were in Washington, I used a phone number I had specially set up so that people who called it would hear a disclaimer saying "Your call may be monitored or recorded," before it forwarded to my home phone.) Judge Karlie Jorgensen said that even with that phone call, there was not enough evidence that the defendant had sent the e-mail. (This was also the case that I wrote about when I filed a motion with the middle two pages stuck together in the center, and after the motion was denied, I went to the courthouse and saw that the pages were still attached, so I knew that she hadn't read it.)

Lions Pride Enterprises was the other company who sent a representative claiming that they had sent the mail to bhas (at) speakeasy.net and saying, "I swear under penalty of perjury [he was already sworn in, but repeated it presumably for dramatic effect] that I checked personally, and the address bhas (at) speakeasy.net subscribed to our list via verified opt-in," even though the mail had actually been sent to bennett (at) peacefire.org. This was my first spam case, so at the hearing I stuck to my script and I didn't think to point this out to the judge. But if the courts took a harsher view of defendants lying under oath, maybe it would have been worth the time to write a letter to the judge later after I realized the defendant had lied. (In theory, you can be prosecuted for lying under oath even if it's not discovered until after the original trial is over -- since "in theory" is the only place where spammers are punished for lying under oath anyway.)

Finally, in May 2008, a spammer in Michigan named John Tucker called in to a court hearing in which I'd sued him for sending me more spam advertising merchant accounts, as well as the company, Pivotal Payments, on whose behalf he was sending the spam. Tucker admitted that he had sent the spam but claimed that Pivotal Payments had nothing to do with it, at which point I attempted to discredit him by bringing up what he'd said at the last trial:

Me: I wanted to address something that Mr. Tucker said. He sent the faxes saying that he sent this e-mail but he doesn't think it's a violation. But he has stated under oath, to the court, at one point: "I don't even sell merchant accounts." Now I want to introduce that statement because there's a specific rule in the Rules of Evidence, ER 801, which says--
Judge Eiler: Well, don't quote the Rules of Evidence at me. The Rules of Evidence do not necessarily apply in Small Claims Court. If I were to apply the Rules of Evidence, we would have hearings that lasted about 25 seconds. So, don't quote to the rules of Evidence. If you think there's something that you want to tell me, tell it to me straight out.
Me: All right. I want to challenge the credibility of John Tucker as a witness, because he has in the past said under oath in court, "I don't even sell merchant accounts."
Judge Eiler: Did he do it in this court?
Me: Yes.
Judge Eiler: Did he do it today?
Me: No. It was under oath.
Judge Eiler: Well, while you may tell me it's under oath, it wasn't in front of me, I'm not going to hear it. Move on.
Me: Well--
Judge Eiler: Move on.
Me: Do you want the audio?
Judge Eiler: Do you want to move on?

Now there's an odd statement -- "If I were to apply the Rules of Evidence, we would have hearings that lasted about 25 seconds." In Small Claims, the Rules of Evidence are sometimes relaxed in the other direction -- evidence that would be excluded from a regular trial is sometimes allowed to be presented -- but what's the point of making Small Claims more restrictive, excluding evidence that is explicitly allowed under the rules?

Largely on the basis of John Tucker's testimony absolving Pivotal Payments, and their claims that they refused to pay him once they found out he was spamming, I didn't get a judgment against them (I did get another judgment against John Tucker, although I doubt that he has any assets). Later John told me on the phone that Pivotal Payments did pay him the money they owed him after the trial, in accordance with their agreement with him that he would get paid once they were dismissed from the lawsuit. If that's the case, then they lied under oath, too.

This was the same Judge Eiler who, in an earlier case, said that an e-mail "didn't quite have the earmarks" of "spam" sent in bulk, when the e-mail said "I run the web site Work At Home Business Opportunities [...] Please post a link to my site as follows...". The Commission on Judicial Conduct formally reprimanded her in 2005 for being rude to plaintiffs representing themselves; she is currently facing charges for the second time for the same issues, including "preventing pro se litigants [i.e. people representing themselves] from fully presenting their testimony or their positions in court." The CJC receives hundreds of complaints every year about rude and inappropriate behavior by judges, and rejects 97% of the complaints. For a judge to get on their radar even once is an achievement; to do it twice probably warrants a steroids test.

But with regard to laxity towards spammers lying under oath, she is indeed no worse than any other judge. Although Professor Gillers's article showed it's not true that no one is ever prosecuted for civil perjury, it's no wonder that people think that's the case, based on the rarity of prosecutions, combined with the outcomes of the two famous cases that people have heard about. Bill Clinton was disbarred from practicing law before the Supreme Court and had his Arkansas law license suspended for five years, but was never prosecuted; Kwame Kilpatrick was heavily criticized for lying under oath, but only went to jail for violating the terms of his bond. The defenders of both men had a point that even if they lied under oath in a civil case, hardly anyone else ever got punished for that.

In fact, I don't think all perjurers should be prosecuted — Clinton and Kilpatrick were lying to cover up extra-marital affairs, after all. When Clinton was asked during Paula Jones's sexual-harassment lawsuit whether he had ever had a sexual relationship with any other subordinate, if he had answered "Yes" out of the blue and voluntarily spilled out all the lurid details about Monica Lewinsky, wouldn't you have thought, "Dude, you could have just said, 'No'"? They probably shouldn't have gone to jail for perjury. But the mud-slinging they endured, as partisan as it was, at least reminded everyone that a rule had been broken.

The judicial branch can instruct judges at all levels to take perjury in civil cases seriously — at the very least, judges should act angry when someone gets caught lying under oath, at least as angrily as they act when someone interrupts them. That promotes respect for the rule of law, and it doesn't cost anything. And if some parasite like a spammer gets caught lying, prosecutors may be doing the world a favor by pressing criminal charges against them.

In other words, I agree with Thomas Sowell, who responded to defenders of Bill Clinton who said that "everybody" lies about sex: "Everybody urinates every day, but if you do it in a court of law, you will be arrested. And then you will be tried by a jury of your PEERS." OK, I made the last part up.

161 comments

  1. Spammers don't "lie"... by idontgno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They just have an extremely casual relationship with objective reality.

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    1. Re:Spammers don't "lie"... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They just have an extremely casual relationship with objective reality.

      No, they lie.

      I am seeing an increase in spam messages that have a disclaimer at the bottom indicating that "this message was sent by Fox New Corp" with the mailing address of them in NYC, and if I want to opt out I can go to the following link. Of course, the unsubscribe link is on the same site that the spam is directing you to.

      This gives the illusion of complying with CANSPAM, but, in reality, it demonstrates how completely toothless CANSPAM really is.

      If they can't track down who is actually sending it, then start punishing the companies who are benefiting from it and make them responsible for how their "affiliates" are marketing their products. Because, really, these companies get to act like they're not spamming, but they're benefiting from it. I'm fairly sure that whatever fake "Canadian Pharmacy" these things point to isn't a legitimate business and shouldn't be able to pretend that a bunch of people they don't know are directing "customers" to their web site.

      Unfortunately, I don't have any idea of how we're ever going to reduce the amount of spam -- but, by its very nature, spam is almost always dishonest, and often outright fraudulent.

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Spammers don't "lie"... by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      If they can't track down who is actually sending it, then start punishing the companies who are benefiting from it and make them responsible for how their "affiliates" are marketing their products

      Won't work. Otherwise I could send spam pretending to be an "affiliate" of a company I don't like (MS?) and if they can't trace the spam back to me, then that company gets penalized for nothing.

      Unfortunately, I don't have any idea of how we're ever going to reduce the amount of spam -- but, by its very nature, spam is almost always dishonest, and often outright fraudulent.

      If people won't buy the crap advertised in spam, a lot of the spam would disappear.

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    3. Re:Spammers don't "lie"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just have an extremely casual relationship with objective reality.

      Apparently, so do some of those judges.

  2. Rule #1 by HermDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Spammers lie. Perjury convictions should be an automatic add-on.

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    1. Re:Rule #1 by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know what you're talking about. I totally got a huge hard extra 3-5 inches!

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    2. Re:Rule #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they shouldn't. Perjury is a criminal offence and as such requires proof "beyond reasonable doubt". This was a civil offence and the burden of proof is lower. So even if you have "proven" in a civil court that the guy lied, you haven't proven it beyond reasonable doubt, so the criminal conviction cannot possibly be automatic.

    3. Re:Rule #1 by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      I was sure Rule #1 was "There are no women on the internet"

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    4. Re:Rule #1 by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do you know how often perjury charges are brought? Rarely, if ever. It's hard to prosecute and difficult to prove. As a matter of course, it's merely a waste of the Court's time.

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    5. Re:Rule #1 by HermDog · · Score: 1

      Then automatic perjury convictions for spammers would be a big win!

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    6. Re:Rule #1 by HermDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was sure Rule #1 was "There are no women on the internet"

      There are lots of women on the internet. The rule is that none of them is chatting with you.

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    7. Re:Rule #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3-5? As in three minus five? Tell me the name of your supplier, so that I'll never get my penis enl^W^W medicine from him.

    8. Re:Rule #1 by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Do you want automatic convictions for those accused of theft, too?

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    9. Re:Rule #1 by theilliterate · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was sure Rule #1 was "There are no women on the internet"

      Clearly you aren't getting the same pop-ups I am.

    10. Re:Rule #1 by HermDog · · Score: 1

      Do you want automatic convictions for those accused of theft, too?

      Are you an example of Rule #3? I've said nothing about people accused of theft (other than those implicated by Rule #0, of course). Please google "The rules of spam" for enlightenment & HAND.

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    11. Re:Rule #1 by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Except that perjury and theft are both criminal offenses, and have to be tried the same way.

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  3. How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will both end up as total failures.

    1. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      what's a drug warrior?

      if you're implying that drug users are all failures, you're sadly mistaken. even if we incorrectly assume that alcohol isn't a drug because it's legal, there are an endless list of people who are evidence of the contrary:

      • Steve Jobs (lsd)
      • Bill Gates (lsd)
      • The Beatles, Jimmy Hendrix, Ray Charles, and just about every other well known musician.
      • Benjamin Franklin (opium, cannabis)
      • Ken Kesey (lsd)
      • William S. Burroughs
      • Philip K. Dick
      • Paul Erdos (used amphetamines daily)
      • Hunter S. Thompson
      • Aldus Huxley
      • Francis Crick
      • Andry Warhol
      • Alex Grey
      • Marcus Aurelius (opium)
      • Charles Baudelaire (absinthe)
      • Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll)
      • Winston Churchill (nitrous)
      • Grover Cleveland (cocaine)
      • Samuel Taylor Coleridge (opium)
      • Samuel Colt (nitrous)
      • Salvidor Dali
      • Thomas De Quincey
      • Charles Dickins (opium)
      • Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (opium, cocaine)
      • Alexandre Dumas
      • Anthony Eden
      • Thomas Edison (coca wine)
      • Sigmund Freud (cocaine)
      • Allen Ginsberg
      • Ernest Hemingway
      • Abbie Hoffman
      • Albert Hoffman
      • Thomas Jefferson (grew cannabis)
      • Stephen King (cocaine)
      • Alexander Shulgin
      • Terrence Mckenna

      frankly, there are just too many to list here. and statistically speaking, young people who experiment with drugs are generally more healthy socially & emotionally than young people who completely abstain from any kind of drug use. the intoxication instinct exists in most animals, not just human beings. and social/recreational drug use has been a part of our culture and civilization from the very beginning. there's nothing wrong with drinking a beer/glass of wine, or smoking a joint once in a while if you can exercise moderation.

      that's why i don't get many people's irrational hostility and condescending attitude towards drug users. if you want to be straight edge, that's your prerogative. but why should it bother you what someone else does in their free time when it doesn't effect you in any way?

    2. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by HypotenuseMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, I didn't know Charles Dodgson took Lewis Carroll.

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    3. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by darien · · Score: 1

      There's no evidence he ever took anything else (apart from the odd social drink and ordinary Victorian painkillers).

    4. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by pbhj · · Score: 1

      but why should it bother you what someone else does in their free time when it doesn't effect you in any way?

      Apparently most crime is drug related.

      Whether it's kids breaking into your house and stealing stuff to pay off a drugs habit, or youths robbing you at knife point (we don't have many guns here thankfully) to pay off a drug habit, .. drugs have a tendency to wide reaching effects. Yes I speak from experience.

      We have this thing called society, it impacts everyone in it.

      If you're enjoying pot in your bedroom, you're funding someone who is selling drugs, they don't care if people are getting robbed to pay for those drugs or if they're dying taking them. Even if you grow your own, perhaps you get high one night and decide to take a drive; and crash? Or you exercise poor judgement and have unprotected sex and father a child? Of course these are extremes - my point is that even if you do something seemingly separated from society you still impact it. [I'm judging your argument here, cannabis should probably be as legal as nicotine / ethanol use, your argument is just poor]

      Out of your list of drug takers, which would have been happier, more creative, lived longer, been more fulfilled if they hadn't taken drugs? We don't know of course - but just because they took drugs doesn't mean that those drugs improved them or their work. Dali's art might have been more profound and he may have enjoyed better relationships to boot, etc., one doesn't know.

    5. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      For every one person that's launched to superstardom despite (or even because of, I'll admit) taking drugs, there are plenty of people who ruined their brains, bodies, and eventually lives taking drugs.

      Of my friends in high school, all the ones I knew who were heavily into drug use ended up either as burger-flippers coasting through life, homeless, or in jail.

      maybe it's correlation and not causation, I don't know. I'm still pretty disdainful of druggies though.

    6. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Whether it's kids breaking into your house and stealing stuff to pay off a drugs habit, or youths robbing you at knife point (we don't have many guns here thankfully) to pay off a drug habit, .. drugs have a tendency to wide reaching effects. Yes I speak from experience.

      And if the drugs were legalized, they'd be cheaper. And if they were cheaper, then people would be less likely to have to resort to crime to pay for them!

      There are two choices: either drugs are legal, or they are illegal. They will always exist regardless. So the question is, which causes less crime, legal drugs or illegal ones? If there is more crime associated with legal drugs, then crime could be reduced by prohibiting them. On the other hand, if there is more crime associated with illegal drugs, then crime could be reduced by legalizing them!

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    7. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Interesting, and I expect you to get a lot of replies, but I read it as "How is a person who fights against spam (spam warrior) like a person who fights against drugs (drug warrior)" and the answer is that both are fighting a battle that can not be won given human nature.

      Just like the 'war on spam' is just like the 'war on drugs' is just like the 'war on terror' is just like the 'war on people who drive to fast' is just like the 'war on people who take things that arn't theirs' is just like the 'war on obesity' is just like ...

      Your reply SUPPORTS the original post in that some people WILL take illegal drugs (although I never knew Lewis Carrol was illegal...) just as some people WILL send spam.

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    8. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Legalised drugs just cause other problems .. witness the most widely used recreational drugs (except caffeine) - nicotine and ethanol. They don't exactly shine as examples of why drug use should be extended. You can argue personal choice, but those who do not wish to live in an anarchic system and instead maintain social structure and cohesion tend to prefer that drugs are illegalised [I think I made that word up].

      One other issue is that with free supply it's likely that drug production would push out food production in many areas where that would cause a calamity. Again you might argue that the increased income from selling drugs would pay for food - but those [in the developing world] that produce the drugs at the moment get a very small cut and with the price pushed down ...

      Imagine if school children were getting addicted to opiates, as they mature think how that is going to impact society as a whole. Free [libre] availability of drugs arguably destroyed Chinese society in the late 19th Century. Drugs (whether legal or not) tend to bring moral decay if you think society can cope with a large degree of moral decay I guess is the question.

      I don't want to do that experiment.

    9. Re:How is a spam warrior like a drug warrior by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      They don't exactly shine as examples of why drug use should be extended. You can argue personal choice, but those who do not wish to live in an anarchic system and instead maintain social structure and cohesion...

      But illegal drugs are worse for the social structure, because you get a whole bunch of ancillary crime that's not caused by the drugs themselves, but merely the fact that they're illegal. If you could buy pot at the 7-11, then you'd put not only the local dealer, but the whole smuggling infrastructure up to and including Columbian drug lords, out of business. Street gangs would no longer have a means to raise money to buy guns. The prisons would stop being overcrowded because we'd no longer be stuffing them full of non-violent, petty drug offenders. Taxes would go down because we'd be spending much less money on enforcement, and revenue would go up because we'd tax the drugs!

      One other issue is that with free supply it's likely that drug production would push out food production in many areas where that would cause a calamity. Again you might argue that the increased income from selling drugs would pay for food - but those [in the developing world] that produce the drugs at the moment get a very small cut and with the price pushed down ...

      You say the drug farmers are getting a very small cut, but I guarantee that's still more profit than they'd make growing food instead. Why? By the simple fact that if food were more profitable then they'd grow it instead of the drugs! That's Economics 101. And by the same argument, the illegality of drugs drives the price of them up (because the dealers demand more profit to compensate for the legal risk). If they were legalized, then prices would drop and the developing-world farmers would be more likely to grow food (because the drugs wouldn't be as profitable anymore).

      Imagine if school children were getting addicted to opiates, as they mature think how that is going to impact society as a whole.

      Sorry, irrational appeals to emotion ("OMG, think of the children!!") don't fly with me. If you want to make a well-reasoned argument

      1. that children, on a large scale, actually would get addicted to opiates, and
      2. why, specifically, that would be bad,

      then I look forward to reading it.

      However, I'm going to go ahead with my rebuttal: think of Europe. If I recall, alcohol is generally not age-restricted there. Are European school children alcoholics? No? Then why would opiates be any different?

      Besides, responsible parenting would solve that problem anyway, and the law is not and should not be a substitute for responsible parenting, for that way lies totalitarianism!

      Free [libre] availability of drugs arguably destroyed Chinese society in the late 19th Century.

      [Citation needed]

      Drugs (whether legal or not) tend to bring moral decay if you think society can cope with a large degree of moral decay I guess is the question.

      Do they? Are you sure? I ask because, if you look at history, "moral decay" was almost always a euphemism for "we need an excuse to oppress minorities."

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  4. what, me lie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    never

  5. Can't we work this out? by InspectorxGadget · · Score: 1

    Look, you know and I know that V1@GR@ V!C0D1|\| 3nl@rg3 Y0|_|R M3mb3r bible bracelet dragon carboard zapper free, but that's not really relevant to the legal issues here.

  6. It would be nice... by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    But it won't work because:
    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    (x) The police will not put up with it
    (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (x) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    (x) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    (x) Extreme profitability of spam
    (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    (x) Technically illiterate politicians
    (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!

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    1. Re:It would be nice... by eagee · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This is incredibly clever :D

    2. Re:It would be nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Despite your ridiculously low slashdot ID, your analysis is wrong.

      (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money

      Really? This one regular guy was able to find them without very much effort. How much easier would it be with a subpoena or search warrant?

      (x) The police will not put up with it

      The police don't care much. In fact, I think the police like it when an open & shut case drops in their laps. It makes them look good by increasing their arrest & conviction rate without any effort.

      (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers

      Spammer cooperation not required.

      (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once

      Not at all. But if a spammer is hit with a big fine and/or jail time maybe they will rethink their ways.

      (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      No, since you have things like judges and juries who look at the evidence to determine how reliable it is.

      (x) Asshats

      The idea is to slap the asshats with fines and/or jail time.

      (x) Jurisdictional problems

      You just need to find a court where the spammer is located or does business.

      (x) Unpopularity of weird new taxes

      Tax? What tax?

      (x) Extreme profitability of spam

      Ok, maybe this one is correct. A spammer could just pay the fine. However, if they get sent to jail, that is a different story.

      Martha Stewart was investigated for insider trading. She wasn't sent to jail for that. There was no evidence she engaged in insider trading. She was sent to jail for lying to investigators while being investigated for insider trading. And she wasn't even under oath at the time.

      (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft

      No, since you have things like judges and juries who look at the evidence to determine how reliable it is.

      (x) Technically illiterate politicians

      Politicians are irrelevant, it's the judges & prosecutors that matter. And judges often get pissed when people lie in their courtroom.

      (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers

      This has nothing to do with people who do business with spammers, it's the spammers themselves.

      (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves

      Ummm, that's the point. Catch them in their dishonesty.

      (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical

      This one regular guy was able to find them without very much effort. How much easier would it be with a subpoena or search warrant?

      (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem

      It won't solve the entire problem, but it will feel good and solve part of the problem.

      (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Hey, I agree!

      (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.

      Despite your ridiculously low slashdot ID, your analysis is wrong.

    3. Re:It would be nice... by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll agree with the humor. But it's a sad state of affairs when genuinely interesting arguments are reduced to the drivel of a geek-form response.

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    4. Re:It would be nice... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I *so* hate those sorts of responses.

      Here's the shortest summary of the original article:

      "Why won't the judicial system enforce the rules and laws we already have in place?"

    5. Re:It would be nice... by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 0

      Despite your ridiculously low slashdot ID, your analysis is wrong.

      First off (#25300915) is not low you are only 374 people apart from the GP ....

      Compare your number to mine if you want low (side note, I am not stating that my point is anymore valid then anybody else based on a number assigned to me when I joined slashdot.) we are 24,414,941 people apart.

      secondly most of your rebuttals are completely missing the point.

      You are taking this form...
      ( )Not seriously enough
      (x)Too seriously
      (x)He made a fake form letter for Gods sake!
      (x)Lighten up

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    6. Re:It would be nice... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      This is small claims court. Does anyone even get subpoena'd for that? Also, keep in mind that rewards in civil court are notorious for being uncollectable.

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    7. Re:It would be nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off (#25300915) is not low you are only 374 people apart from the GP ....

      Ummm, maybe you noticed a difference between the commentID and the userID?

      His userID: mfh (56)

    8. Re:It would be nice... by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with the humor. But it's a sad state of affairs when genuinely interesting arguments are reduced to the drivel of a geek-form response.

      There's nothing preventing humor from also making a point. One of the primary purposes of satire is in fact to point out the absurdity of every day things that we might otherwise tend to overlook. In this case the post shows many of the common flaws with anti-SPAM techniques, and in addition to entertaining you for a few moments, should also make you consider the various ways in which SPAM can be combated and which if any of the reasons on the "form" it falls afoul of.

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    9. Re:It would be nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is small claims court. Does anyone even get subpoena'd for that?

      No.

      Also, keep in mind that rewards in civil court are notorious for being uncollectable.

      Perjury is a criminal matter, regardless of where you are when you lie under oath.

    10. Re:It would be nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite your ridiculously low slashdot ID, your analysis is wrong.

      First off (#25300915) is not low you are only 374 people apart from the GP ....

      Compare your number to mine if you want low (side note, I am not stating that my point is anymore valid then anybody else based on a number assigned to me when I joined slashdot.) we are 24,414,941 people apart.

      Go back to slashdot ID school. Do not collect $200.

    11. Re:It would be nice... by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      If we're combatting spam, we're losing. If you expected the government to be helpful, that, too, was humorous.

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    12. Re:It would be nice... by mfh · · Score: 1

      (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money

      Really? This one regular guy was able to find them without very much effort. How much easier would it be with a subpoena or search warrant?

      Collecting the money is why that got checked. Spammers are notorious for pulling every dirty trick in the book and many that are undocumented, to avoid paying penalties.

      (x) The police will not put up with it

      The police don't care much. In fact, I think the police like it when an open & shut case drops in their laps. It makes them look good by increasing their arrest & conviction rate without any effort.

      Police hate investigating perjury cases. Ask anyone. Even when you hand them the evidence and they put a case together, there are low rates of success. Did you read the article? The judge was hostile about even exploring something that wasn't heard in his court. That kind of malaise is common in all areas of the criminal courts, right down to the police. Many of these people think going after spammers is a waste of time and money.

      Have you worked in IT? People do not sympathize with admins fighting spam. They just want it to work and they blame IT for it, not spammers.

      (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers

      Spammer cooperation not required.

      Uh, how else are you going to collect money, without cooperation? They wouldn't do time for perjury in these types of cases... it'd be fines.

      (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once

      Not at all. But if a spammer is hit with a big fine and/or jail time maybe they will rethink their ways.

      Actually in order to get a perjury case going you would need the cooperation of the courts and pretty much every court in the nation at once, or you can forget about it working.

      (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      No, since you have things like judges and juries who look at the evidence to determine how reliable it is.

      Spammers are pretty good at what they do. They would proxy through other people and make them look guilty, thus increasing the liklihood of the person looking like they are lying on the stand, when they could be innocent.

      (x) Asshats

      The idea is to slap the asshats with fines and/or jail time.

      Asshats are idiots that will come in and mess with this approach any way they can to screw it up, not just spammers. Asshats are the fringe of the internet that want to create chaos. eg. Anonymous and "over 9000" and you'll see what I mean.

      (x) Jurisdictional problems

      You just need to find a court where the spammer is located or does business.

      And for spam coming from China?

      (x) Unpopularity of weird new taxes

      Tax? What tax?

      How are you gonna pay for all this, Einstein?

      (x) Extreme profitability of spam

      Ok, maybe this one is correct. A spammer could just pay the fine. However, if they get sent to jail, that is a different story.

      They will never see jail for low-level perjury. Most of it can be explained away as misinterpretation.

      Martha Stewart was investigated for insider trading. She wasn't sent to jail for that. There was no evidence she engaged in insider trading. She was sent to jail for lying to investigators while being investigated for insider trading. And she wasn't even under oath at the time.

      Martha, is kind and trusting. She is the kind of person a spammer would like to know, for use as a patsy.

      (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft

      No, since you have things like judges and juries who look at the evidence to determine how reliable it is.

      Yo

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    13. Re:It would be nice... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with the humor. But it's a sad state of affairs when genuinely interesting arguments are reduced to the drivel of a geek-form response.

      Sadly, those arguments have been made so damned often that the form seems far too useful.

      People just keep making the same arguments that can be ticked off and shown to be something which won't work.

      Cheers

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    14. Re:It would be nice... by mfh · · Score: 1

      Perjury is a criminal matter, regardless of where you are when you lie under oath.

      Actually, the courts tend to weigh the cases that perjury allegedly occurred, and factor that in. Also, it's incredibly difficult to win a perjury case, irrespective of the details.

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    15. Re:It would be nice... by mfh · · Score: 1

      "Why won't the judicial system enforce the rules and laws we already have in place?"

      Easy answer.

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    16. Re:It would be nice... by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      oops, that is what i get for posting without coffee....

      I regret all my previous actions...

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    17. Re:It would be nice... by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      oops the low ID was so small......

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    18. Re:It would be nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Respect #56!

    19. Re:It would be nice... by anexkahn · · Score: 1

      it doesn't matter whether or not they have assets if you bring criminal charges against them, including jail time. The asset you take from them is their time and freedom.

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    20. Re:It would be nice... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      You would think that if a person said X under oath in court, then said !X under oath in court, then that person has committed perjury. I guess logic doesn't apply in a court room.

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    21. Re:It would be nice... by mfh · · Score: 1

      You would think that if a person said X under oath in court, then said !X under oath in court, then that person has committed perjury. I guess logic doesn't apply in a court room.

      I happen to enjoy watching Judge Judy from time to time because she is too damn funny. Everyone lies in her court. Everyone. Is she going to line them all up and do separate perjury cases on each one? No. Ridiculous. She simply makes the bigger liars lose their case.

      IANAL, but the problem seems to be in getting judges to want to convict people of perjury. They typically would prefer to convict on the tried offenses, not offenses happening as a result of investigation in an unrelated court (civil, not criminal). Therefore if you are in a civil case and you lie, even on Judge Judy she just slaps you around verbally, and fines you, unless your counterpart is more of an idiot.

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    22. Re:It would be nice... by Homncruse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Despite your ridiculously low slashdot ID, your analysis is wrong.

      First off (#25300915) is not low you are only 374 people apart from the GP .... Compare your number to mine if you want low (side note, I am not stating that my point is anymore valid then anybody else based on a number assigned to me when I joined slashdot.) we are 24,414,941 people apart.

      I think he was referring to the user id. mfh is user id 56, whereas you are 886348, and the responder is AC so it's anybody's guess :( But I digress. Can I mod myself off-topic now?

    23. Re:It would be nice... by Intron · · Score: 1

      The Law of the Excluded Middle is not a Washington State law.

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    24. Re:It would be nice... by WDot · · Score: 1

      In addition, the sheer length and breadth (and validity) of the form shows what a monumental task combating spam is. Even if you chop out the philosophical section, every one of the possible solution types (technical, legislative, market-driven, vigilante) has several points of failure that render suggested solutions useless.

      And even if one were to come up with the best possible solution, the form would still be valid because you can't uncheck "Asshats." ;)

    25. Re:It would be nice... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I was the original author of the spam form. Don't believe me? Read the original post from 2003.

      That form wasn't really written to discourage people from doing nasty things to spammers like suing them or keying their cars. These are "feel-good" measures and I approve of feel-good measures. But still, feel-good measures don't amount to solutions to the spam problem. The form was written with the assumption that the problem is probably unsolvable. Anything that works like email, and has the attributes that we like about email, is going to be vulnerable to troublemakers.

      Lots of people give spam some casual thought and come up with a final ultimate solution to the spam problem (FUSSP). Then you have to get into arguments with them about why their solutions won't work, and these arguments take over whole threads. So that's what the form is for.

      It's reached the point where most of the "spam" stories have the form appearing in their comment section. Now whenever a FUSSP-style article gets posted on Slashdot, I scroll down until I see my form, so I can quickly see what's wrong with their idea.

    26. Re:It would be nice... by Walter+Carver · · Score: 1

      The person who created the mfh account sold it to the current user.

  7. A bigger problem... by robinsonne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A bigger problem with spammers perjuring in court...is getting the spammers in court in the first place.

    1. Re:A bigger problem... by iplayfast · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hear Hear!

  8. Perjury is a crime that most people don't seriousl by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All perjury should be punished. It's always a serious crime to knowingly screw up the legal system with lies. If a cop is caught committing perjury, the judge should be empowered to summarily strip him or her of their badge and gun the moment they get off the witness seat. If someone does it to avoid any punishment, their punishment should be automatically doubled, without mercy. If someone bears false witness against a defendant to get them convicted, they ought to be sentenced to the identical punishment that the defendant would have gotten, even up to the death penalty.

    When you commit perjury, you are pretty much always denying someone justice. You simply cannot support a conservative enforcement of perjury and then bemoan the increasing lack of justice in the system.

  9. Spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice post. This is so true - especially the person sending the spam to claim that your address where given to them by referral or by business card (all lies).

    The best thing to do is to publically name and shame a company. This is unfortunately only useful when that company/person has a public image.

    I have not heard of a single successful spam prosecution in my country (South Africa), even though spamming is fairly widespread and there is a strict law on the books. There are a lot of people selling mailing lists (I.e. spam lists) fairly openly. Even some Internet Service Providers will sell your email address to other people.

    1. Re:Spam... by MoHaG · · Score: 1

      I have not heard of a single successful spam prosecution in my country (South Africa), even though spamming is fairly widespread and there is a strict law on the books.

      Except that the law basically allows anything as long as you have the option to opt-out.... (Not to mention that the rest of the same law is mostly broken...)

      At least opting-out it mostly works... I wish I had that option on my PO Box...

  10. Cops lie too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cops lie all the time too, and they never get punished. Why should spammers be any different?

  11. Wow by rahlquist · · Score: 0

    ..spammers lie.... what a concept.....

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    1. Re:Wow by EchaniDrgn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that V1Ãgrà didn't work like a wonder at all!

  12. What's the point of the oath? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perjury is already a crime, why take an oath?

    1. Re:What's the point of the oath? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I always wondered that myself. I doubt they're going to let you go home if you answer "No."

    2. Re:What's the point of the oath? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      it's mostly a formality for ceremonial purposes. i guess some theists believe that placing your hand on a bible invokes a sacred witness, thus compelling the person to speak the truth.

      here's an interesting tidbit from Wikipedia:

      As late as 1880, Charles Bradlaugh was denied a seat in parliament since because of his professed atheism he was judged unable to swear the Oath of Allegiance in spite of his proposal to swear the oath as a "matter of form".

      the whole thing seems a bit ostentatious and silly to me.

  13. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by rmadmin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Double Death Penalty! F-F-FINISH HIM!

  14. John Tucker Must Die!!1! by DerekSTheRed · · Score: 1

    Bad joke I know ;)

  15. dude by nomadic · · Score: 4, Informative

    In Small Claims, the Rules of Evidence are sometimes relaxed in the other direction -- evidence that would be excluded from a regular trial is sometimes allowed to be presented -- but what's the point of making Small Claims more restrictive, excluding evidence that is explicitly allowed under the rules?

    You're missing the point I think. Rules of Evidence introduce a level of formality that really would derail small claims court. In standard civil trials it's not uncommon for there to be a half-dozen hearings on evidentiary matters before trial. Plunking down what you claim to be a tape of the defendant would not be allowed; it would have to go on the pretrial exhibit list and both sides would have a copy. The defendant would be able to attack its validity in a pretrial hearing. The judge was in her rights to ignore it in this case.

    1. Re:dude by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Haven't we heard from this guy before? It seems like lots of his problems with "the system" seem to be mostly geared around not understanding how the courts work, and possibly arguing with judges.

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    2. Re:dude by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      a tape of the defendant would not be allowed; it would have to go on the pretrial exhibit list and both sides would have a copy.

      Isn't this only true if the tape is not introduced in reaction to testimony. IE once the plaintiff and defendant have both entered contradictory statements of the event, then a tape could be introduced to add some credentials to one side. But as standalone evidence (IE in place of testimony) then it is almost never admitted. So in the case of perjury in a civil suit it would makes sense? In his other example where the defendant didn't show, the Judge was absolutely correct to not even consider entering it in evidence.

  16. Bah by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    Spam will save the economy!

    Just imagine failed bankers going into spam instead. All Hot SUBPRIME MORTGAGES! Collateralised V!K@GKR@ Obligations! You will search an hour for your underwear in the ocean of your debt!

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  17. Oh dear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, I'm no lawyer. Just a law school student. As a student, I have no time to respond in full, or even truly in part. It's just that bad.

    I will say, however, as a bit of caution: there is no easier way to lose a small claims case than to bring a lawyer along with you, with the possible exception of attempting to act like you are an attorney by quoting the rules of evidence.

    Judges don't like it, and with reason. Small claims is a simple procedure - evidence is presented, cases are decided in 10 minutes or less (often much less), and the matter goes on. Period.

    The rules of evidence are very, very complicated. There's a reason people do hire lawyers, and a good reason to avoid these rules in small claims to keep the courthouse doors open to the people. When you start quoting the rules of evidence to a small claims court judge, don't expect a positive response. As a personal example, my brother-in-law went to small claims court against a party who did decide to bring along an attorney. As the sides began to examine witnesses (a process the judge allowed more to amuse the attorney than out of typical practice), the opposing side's attorney began to object to my brother-in-law's questions. Now, if you've read the rules of evidence, you know it's not easy to form a question that is safe from objection. This is why people hire attorneys to litigate on their behalf. The judge, however, refused to uphold any of the objections and, after overruling three of them, told the attorney to "sit down, shut up, and let the man ask his questions." Unsurprisingly, the side that had not brought an attorney prevailed in a big way.

    I would recommend that this gentleman either get an attorney or stop with the cutesieness. Small Claims Judges don't like cutesy. They like simple, straightforward fact. Don't start quoting rules of evidence. Don't contrive ways around recording phone calls. Look up the statute, decide if you meet the basic requirements, and argue a simple, forthright case. Don't say things like "obviously". Don't argue law - argue fact.

  18. Why treat spammers differently? by Zakabog · · Score: 1

    Why should spammers be treated differently? You know justice is supposed to be blind, if they prosecute all spammers who perjure in court then they must prosecute EVERYONE who perjures in court. That means if little ol' grandma is getting sued by the RIAA and she says "I never downloaded any music!" but the RIAA produces some log from an ISP showing that her niece e-mailed her some Britney Spears song, well we'd have to persecute grandma for perjury. Judges don't generally want to do that to everyone and need to use their own judgment on how to treat the perjury.

    You can't just ask the judges to be extra harsh on spammers. You'd first need to define what a spammer is. What if I have a huge mailing list of people that opted in and send out mass mails to everyone on the list? Well what if someone on the list forgets that they opted in? What if someone lost their domain name, then someone else takes it over and now they're getting my e-mails. That person didn't opt in am I now a spammer for sending them unsolicited mail? Well the Jehova's Witnesses make unsolicited visits to my house early in the morning, should we also prosecute them every time they perjure in court?

    Perjury is a crime, but the judge has to make the final decision on whether or not to prosecute the perjurer, that decision should not be based on what the person is being accused of doing.

    1. Re:Why treat spammers differently? by Benanov · · Score: 1

      Why should spammers be treated differently? You know justice is supposed to be blind, if they prosecute all spammers who perjure in court then they must prosecute EVERYONE who perjures in court. That means if little ol' grandma is getting sued by the RIAA and she says "I never downloaded any music!" but the RIAA produces some log from an ISP showing that her niece e-mailed her some Britney Spears song, well we'd have to persecute grandma for perjury.

      Why? The grandma never downloaded any music. The niece did.

    2. Re:Why treat spammers differently? by jelton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That means if little ol' grandma is getting sued by the RIAA and she says "I never downloaded any music!" but the RIAA produces some log from an ISP showing that her niece e-mailed her some Britney Spears song, well we'd have to persecute grandma for perjury.

      Though I agree with your general point regarding equal application of the law, I am going to quibble with the above example. Also, I think you meant "prosecute" and not "persecute".

      Black's Law Dictionary defines perjury as "The act or an instance of a person's deliberately making material false or misleading statements while under oath." Assuming a jurisdiction where this definition is used in either the common law or statutory definition of perjury, Granny (or, more likely, her lawyer) might rightfully argue that she understood the question regarding music downloads to be constrained to the use of P2P software and so did not "deliberately mak[e] false or misleading statements while under oath."

      Perjury contains an element of intent for a reason. The point is not to punish mistaken testimony but to punish those who intentionally mislead the court. There are substantial policy reasons to let the former go while punishing the latter. Perhaps a better example is to say that a judge would be loathe to enforce penalties for perjury against the grandmother who is lying to protect the niece's use of Grandma's computer to download music.

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    3. Re:Why treat spammers differently? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      her niece e-mailed her some Britney Spears song

      When Granny opened up the attachment, she downloaded the song from the mail server.

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  19. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    If someone bears false witness against a defendant to get them convicted, they ought to be sentenced to the identical punishment that the defendant would have gotten, even up to the death penalty.

    So... treat it like pass interference?

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  20. They justify it to themselves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the spammer mentality:
    "If you don't want to be bothered, you can always ignore my request for your attention."

    They say: If you don't want it, ignore it.

    So, what happens when you want to hear the truth from them?

    "If I don't want to be bothered, I can always ignore your request to hear the truth from me."

  21. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hell, I'd be happy if the existing penalties for perjury were imposed. Ever. For a really egregious and obvious example, see the case of Pamela Fish.

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  22. Trump card by overshoot · · Score: 1
    And the reason why judges (and prosecutors) won't pursue perjury charges is very, very simple: it would increase their workload, and they already have more than they can do in an ordinary 80-hour week.

    You can argue till you turn blue and die that enforcement would actually reduce their workload in the great bye-and-bye but it Just Ain't Gonna Happen.

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    1. Re:Trump card by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If there aren't resources to effectively enforce a law, that law should be taken off the books. Perhaps they should prioritize, and start prosecuting perjurers instead of pot smokers. That should clear up some space on the docket.

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  23. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by caramelcarrot · · Score: 1

    Pretty much. Punishing people who fail to cooperate with the courts or mislead them deliberately need to be punish, in game theoretical terms it suddenly makes it a lot more attractive to tell the truth. It reminds me of some study about cheating in games, and how cheating goes up a lot slower with increasing number of players if players are punished for not reporting cheating. Also, being a Brit I get the imperssion that perjury is taken a lot more seriously here - see Jeffrey Archer and all the others who have ended up in jail, not on the original charges but on perjury charges.

  24. Oxymoron by gsslay · · Score: 1

    Spammers are liars. But it's an oxymoron to say it.

    1. Re:Oxymoron by jelton · · Score: 1

      Did you possibly mean to say that the phrase was, perhaps, redundant, maybe?

      Yours Truly Yours,
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    2. Re:Oxymoron by Manuel+M · · Score: 1

      Spammers are liars. But it's an oxymoron to say it.

      It is the liar's paradox if it's a spammer who says it, and *redundant* otherwise. Not an oxymoron, unless I understood you really badly.

  25. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree with you, although I think perjury is sometimes understandable, especially when it isn't to avoid criminal prosecution but to avoid embarrassment.

    I wish that witnesses on the stand could ask to 'approach the bench' if they wished to. Or, at the very least, ask for a closed courtroom.

    But, yes, anyone who lies to get out of punishment, anyone who is actually found guilty, should be prosecuted for perjury. Same with anyone who attempts to incriminate someone else.

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  26. Much harder to prove perjury than to win the suit by Fastolfe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    None of the examples you provided are clear, provable examples of perjury. A recording obviously isn't testimony. Maybe he lied to you when you were recording him? He wasn't under oath then. Maybe the guy saying he didn't even sell merchant accounts, didn't sell them at the time, but now he does? If you can think of a plausible scenario where what he said could technically be looked upon as true (even if you and I "know" he's lying), that's a far cry from being able to prove that he perjured himself. Even the case where the guy said the wrong e-mail address isn't quite open-and-shut. Is there really enough evidence to prosecute him? A civil trial has a lower burden of proof than a criminal one. Just because a judge awards you judgment(believing the defendant was lying) doesn't mean there's enough evidence to convict him of perjury.

  27. Too lazy to look, but ... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1

    Haven't I read this essay before?

    1. Re:Too lazy to look, but ... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah. Perhaps not this exact essay but there have been other Slashdot articles featuring Bennett Haselton involving spam.

  28. Can you prove it? by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you prove, beyond reasonable doubt that he was lying, that he knew he was lying, and that the statement that contradicted the lie (e.g. the recorded telephone calls) were not actually misinformation to prevent a potential competitor from stealing his way of doing things?

  29. And you are better how? by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

    And you, getting all your information under false pretenses (doesn't matter where you live, you got the info by lying, admittedly), are no better.

    Guess in your eyes, committing fraud is ok, as long as you are going against something you don't find agreeable?

    Just wondering, how you can possibly count yourself as a "dogooder", when your doing the exact same thing you accuse the spammers of doing.

    lol.

    --Toll_Free

  30. Heh by kamikazearun · · Score: 1

    Prosecuting spammers is like shouting at a dog that peed on your sports car's wheels. Waste of your time and the dog learns nothing.

    Everybody urinates every day, but if you do it in a court of law, you will be arrested. And then you will be tried by a jury of your PEERS.
    Damn. I think I'll be cracking pee jokes all day thanks to TFA.

  31. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :DDD

    i loll'd pretty damn har-har-hard here!1

  32. The problem I've seen with small claims by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I've been to small claims court. The plaintiff said "He hasn't given me a dime". I said "I have the a copy of the cleared check right here". Guess what? The judge DID NOT CARE that she was lying! In any given small claims case, the judge assumes both sides are lying equally and splits the difference (the judge arbitrarily made me pay about half the amount she was requesting -- really! To this day, I have no idea where he came up with the number.) Which means if you go in there and simply TELL THE TRUTH, you get screwed! This is just my experience, but I believe people almost always lie in small claims court, and sanctions are never even considered -- after all, the participants aren't lawyers.

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  33. Spammers lie all the time by TheLink · · Score: 1

    It should be no surprise that spammers lie.

    After all just look at typical spam emails.

    So many spams have:
    Fake Subject field
    Fake Sender field
    Other fake headers
    Deceptive content

    After all those lies do people actually believe they can send spammers real (humour me ok?) money and expect something that's not fake?

    If judges can't see it's fraud (lying for personal gain) perhaps those judges are fakes too.

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  34. English, do you speak it? by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But the real point is that even if the judge did think the recording was inadmissible, couldn't he have still said something like, "Well, if the court did admit this evidence, and if these defendants were here, then they could very well be arrested for perjury -- if they were here, I'd tell them that they just had a really close call."

    Do you know what "inadmissible" means?

    It's just as likely, and appropriate, for the Judge to say, "Well, if the defendant was found in a room holding a knife standing over a dead body which had just been stabbed to death, then they could very well be arrested for murder."

  35. The Cost of Perjury in Civil Cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "The traditional cost-benefit analysis of prosecuting people who lie under oath in a civil trial, is that it's just not worth it"

    Tell that to Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.
    He lied in a civil trial and it cost him, dearly.

  36. And what happened then? by bloobloo · · Score: 1

    A spammer who lived in Washington appeared in court and claimed that he had never sent the spam in question and wouldn't know how. I then produced a tape recording of another conversation in which I had talked to him on the phone, again pretending to be an interested customer, and he talked about sending the mails from a server in China to make it harder for people in the U.S. to block them.

    Did the defence council object on the basis that you broke Rule 26 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure by not diclosing this information?

  37. Re:No wonder lawyers are so fat by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

    Small claims doesn't require a lawyer, and most people in small claims don't get one. You can only sue for up to something like $5,000 in small claims. It costs that much just to look a a lawyer. It's not worth hiring one to argue over the couple hundred bucks you're getting sued for. So... you're wrong.

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  38. Judge Eiler by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Judge Eiler is well know in King County to be hard to deal with:

    A Seattle-area judge has been accused of routinely interrupting litigants and lawyers and addressing them in a manner that is "angry, disdainful, condescending and/or demeaning."

    The state Commission on Judicial Conduct claims in a statement of charges (PDF) that Judge Judith Eiler treated lawyers and self-represented litigants in a way that is "rude, impatient, undignified and intimidating," the Tacoma News Tribune reports.

    Eiler underwent behavior therapy with an emphasis on sensitivity training after she received a reprimand in 2005 for impatient and rude behavior, the story says.

    The way the she deals with people in her court shows that she should retire from the bench and do something else. Like become a correctional officer or something.

    http://www.abovethelaw.com/judge_judy_judith_sheindlin/

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  39. Did you get to the end of the article? by argent · · Score: 1

    And you, getting all your information under false pretenses (doesn't matter where you live, you got the info by lying, admittedly), are no better.

    "Everyone urinates, but if you do it in court..."

    1. Re:Did you get to the end of the article? by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Ahh, then you agree with the MPAA and their tactics of doing whatever it takes to get the people in court, right?

      Can't have your cake and eat it too... Guess it's nice to see where you HONESTLY reside on that subject.

      --Toll_Free

    2. Re:Did you get to the end of the article? by argent · · Score: 1

      Ahh, then you agree with the MPAA and their tactics of doing whatever it takes to get the people in court, right?

      First of all, I haven't said I agreed with him in the first place. I couldn't lie to spammers like that, but it's definitely closer to this side of the gray area than the dark side.

      Next, let's eliminate the identity you're describing. The RIAA lies on legal documents to coerce people into court. He didn't use the telephone conversation to get them into court, he used the spam to get them into court. He brought up the telephone conversation in the court itself.

      He also told the truth about how he had gathered that evidence when he was before the court. The court didn't buy it, because it didn't consider that evidence met their standards.

      If the MPAA and RIAA followed the same course, they wouldn't get anywhere. The only way they have achieved as much success as they have is lying under oath in court, and on legal documents that have coercive power. Just like the spammers.

      You're looking at a gray area a mile wide, pointing out that he's got a smudge on his nose, and arguing that makes him just like the folks living in the muck.

  40. Stop it. Just stop it. by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stop posting these long-winded inexpert screeds on the law. You simply don't know what you're talking about as demonstrated repeatedly in article after article, and you do a great disservice to the Slashdot community by foisting your uninformed opinion on us as fact.

    Let me point out two parts of Washington law that you might not be aware of that I was able to dig up with mere Google searches (and no need of Westlaw or any other expensive legal tools):

    The judge still said I couldn't use it as evidence in Washington. This raises an interesting question. My understanding is that the rules of evidence in Washington don't say "You can't use a secretly taped phone call as evidence."

    Perhaps you should look at RCW 9.73.050. While the court doesn't have jurisdiction to see you fined or prosecuted for actions taken outside of the state completely that would be a violation RCW 9.73.030, they are not obligated to treat your out of state acts as not an ones that would be proscribed. You can't do an end-run around evidentiary rules that way. Note how nothing in the statute requires either party to be in Washington to count as a violation under the section 030 definitions referenced in 050. You conversation, therefore, still meets the exclusion rule.

    Evidence are sometimes relaxed in the other direction -- evidence that would be excluded from a regular trial is sometimes allowed to be presented -- but what's the point of making Small Claims more restrictive, excluding evidence that is explicitly allowed under the rules?

    Evidence rules are normally relaxed in Small Claims Court for two reasons:
    1) To keep the court proceedings simple for non-lawyers.
    2) To keep the case from becoming overly long and complicated.

    It seems like the second rationale controlled here. Whether you think that's right or not is a matter for Washington voters to fix and not grounds to question the moral integrity of the judges before everyone. The judge may have well only been doing what the law requires. See RCW 12.40.090 mandating informal hearings "with the sole object of dispensing speedy and quick justice between the litigants."

    Small claims court is a different animal from real court. It's supposed to be court without need for lawyers. One of the consequences of that is that it doesn't follow all the rules. You've made an impressive effort to learn Washington law, but you haven't researched the problem deeply enough, so please stop writing these screeds about how awful your local judges are.

    Lastly, your article once again reached its conclusion very early on and should've stopped there:

    The traditional cost-benefit analysis of prosecuting people who lie under oath in a civil trial, is that it's just not worth it.

    Since the title of this article is that that's not true and you haven't really provided any evidence the cost-benefit analysis is any different (instead of rehashing whining about how small claims court didn't go your way AGAIN), the rest of this article should've been cut.

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  41. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    B F D F LP

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  42. Lying is not perjury by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "then they could very well be arrested for perjury"

    Perjury is lying by a witness under oath. The spammer on the telephone call you recorded and the letter sent to the court by the spammer were not made under oath so therefore they were not perjury.

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    1. Re:Lying is not perjury by StevenMaurer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite. It's even more restrictive than that.
      Perjury is lying under oath about things that is material (i.e. important) to the case.

      The reason for this is simple. If there wasn't a rule like this, every court case about a fender-bender auto accident would begin with: "have you ever cheated on your spouse?". With wide-eyed hubby/wifey in the front row, the inclination to lie would be overwhelming, and court cases would be lost in the weeds over long ago affairs.

      Insofar as the perjury charge here, however, a spammer testifying under oath that they don't even know how to spam clearly meets the test set out by law. However, State Rules of Evidence almost never allow introducing anything that was obtained illegally under state law, even if it would be legal under another State's statutes. So the recording cannot be used to impeach (authoritatively disprove) the spammer's testimony in a criminal case.

    2. Re:Lying is not perjury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the poster is describing as perjury is the defendant stating, under oath, that they did not do things that they previously admitted to doing in the secretly recorded conversations.

      So, under oath, the defendant made statements that were demonstrably false.

      There, did I use enough italics to convince you that you need to bone up on reading comprehension, ya twit?

    3. Re:Lying is not perjury by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Not at all. What grounds do you have to suggest the defendant wasn't lying in the previously, secretly-recorded conversations? Such lies would not be perjuries.

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  43. Exactly what I was thinking by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    He whines about spammers not following the rules, then wants the judge to not follow the rules, or rather, wants the judge to follow his own rules, as if he knows more about that than the judge.

    Especially thinking evidence in a Washington state court should follow rules in the state where he made the recording. Number one rule in court: don't piss off the judge.

    1. Re:Exactly what I was thinking by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Number one rule in court: don't piss off the judge.

      While that is practical advice, it is certainly a shameful indictment of the legal system to elevate it to a rule, much less the first rule.

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    2. Re:Exactly what I was thinking by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Well, number one rule in life: don't piss off other people (that you can't afford to).

      Shameful? That's life dude...

      Dealt too much with emotionless machines lately?

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    3. Re:Exactly what I was thinking by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Well, number one rule in life: don't piss off other people (that you can't afford to).

      It is part of the job of people who have been given power over others to do as much as they can to eliminate bias in their decisions.
      They are human, but they are still expected to behave to a much higher standard than an everyday joe schmoe.

      As far as I can see, the only cases where Haselton has actually pissed off a judge (none of which were in this particular article) the judge was clearly acting capricously.

      Dealt too much with emotionless machines lately?

      Not thought through the consequences of rolling over and just accepting bad governing lately?

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    4. Re:Exactly what I was thinking by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      It is part of the job of people who have been given power over others to do as much as they can to eliminate bias in their decisions.
      They are human, but they are still expected to behave to a much higher standard than an everyday joe schmoe.

      Agreed.

      Not thought through the consequences of rolling over and just accepting bad governing lately?

      It's basically an uphill battle. People *are* biased, despite efforts in attempting (to pretend) not to be. That doesn't mean I'm going to stay silent when things to really out of hand, but in reality and in practice it's always a good idea never to piss off a person in authority without good reason.

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  44. Idealism strikes again by overshoot · · Score: 1

    If there aren't resources to effectively enforce a law, that law should be taken off the books.

    You're making the totally unfounded assumption that the purpose of a law is to be obeyed. On the contrary, the purpose of many laws is to stroke some group of constituents while remaining secure in the knowledge that the law will never be enforced. CAN-SPAM is a good example, as are the plethora of bills passed each year that are immediately rejected as unconstitutional. Again.

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  45. Spammers really do lie more often under oath... by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

    The entire quote at the top of this article seems ludicrous. Yes we all think spammers are scum, but this article is a waste of space. These days just about anyone who thinks they can get away with it will lie under oath when it suits them.

  46. Defendants Who Lie != Perjury by squozzer · · Score: 1

    I cannot imagine a common law court that would prosecute a defendant for _saying_ he didn't commit a crime. By your reasoning, entering a "not guilty" plea and subsequently being found guilty would automatically infer perjury.

    1. Re:Defendants Who Lie != Perjury by theilliterate · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I thought "not guilty" was a very different thing from "I didn't do it". "Not guilty", AFAIK, can refer to someone that did a deed, but is not responsible for their actions for some reason. A plea might also not be considered sworn testimony. Lying without being sworn in is no different than lying outside to reporters. Ethically questionable, but not a matter of law.

  47. Your arrogance is unwarranted by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I rather enjoyed the poster's comments and read them fully, as I did his previous postings.

    His overall tone and conclusion is that the system doesn't work for us common folk, which reflects my own experience with the court system.

    It's a simple problem in game theory: people will do the least amount of work for the maximum amount of gain. As applied to judges (or any government employee), that means showing up late, not bothering to read paperwork, and generally opting for the shortest path to going home early.

    The expected slashdot comment for this type of post should read something like "Government employee doesn't do their job, film at 11".

    I've anecdotally polled several people about the cost benefits of taking someone to small claims court, and the overwhelming opinion is that it's not worth it. Judges are arbitrary, don't know the law, and don't bother to enforce it.

    Think about what this means for a moment: the general population (again, my polls are anecdotal) has lost faith in the idea of taking someone to court to have their grievances settled.

    You appear to talk with the authority of a lawyer, or maybe you're a judge yourself. Good for you! Tearing down an (obviously) non-lawyer is trivial for someone at your level of learning and experience.

    Now explain to me how his conclusions are wrong, that the system works as advertized, and any sense of justice is ever accomplished.

    1. Re:Your arrogance is unwarranted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all due respect, I question your methods of polling as much as I question the OP's logic.

      Point by example, three "polls" -

      Do you agree that small claims court isn't worth it, judges are arbitrary, don't know the law, and don't bother to enforce it?

      ( ) Yes
      ( ) No

      Problem: "Well... some judges are arbitrary I guess... so yes." - false positives

      Choose which of the following apply:
      ( ) Small claims court isn't worth the time
      ( ) Small claims judges are arbitrary
      ( ) Small claims judges don't know the law
      ( ) Small claims judges don't bother to enforce the law

      Problem: General negative attitude of provided responses will skew the results - false positives

      Do you believe small claims court is worth the time or effort?
      ( ) Yes
      ( ) No
      ( ) Other

      Please elaborate on your answer if possible.

      This is the only "poll" remotely close to unbiased.

      The OP has introduced biased into his essay - "I don't like the system." You agree with the bias, and that leads to bias in your opinion. Go figure.

      Fact of the matter is, I've seen a few posts by this guy. As Valdrax pointed out, he doesn't know what he's doing... but he _pretends_ like he does, and that's just plain unfair. It leads people think think his incorrect interpretation of the law is in fact correct. For that, he gets a big old "stfu" and "do your research".

    2. Re:Your arrogance is unwarranted by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Yet the post aggravates the problems you mentioned with the system.

      Most people don't know how the legal system works, yet pounds on it by being unfair etc. Well, the details _are_ complex, but getting a general understanding is not really that hard. What makes it harder for normal people to understand the system is these induhviduals pretending to know about law yet knowing shitte, and spreading misleading information make the general populace more misinformed.

      What you're saying is that "I like this rant!". Mob mentality at its finest.

      If you want to criticize the legal system, at least get a basic understanding of it before attempting to rip it apart. As I've said, it's not really that hard.

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  48. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget the millions of criminal border violators who commit perjury by signing the I-9.

  49. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    All perjury should be punished. It's always a serious crime to knowingly screw up the legal system with lies

    You jump from the legal system to ethical claim. Implicitely it seems you're assuming every legal crime should be punished. Fortunately, apart from Hobbesian psychopaths, no one believes that.

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  50. Death Penalty by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Your experience with judges just reinforces Sturgeon's Law. That's the reason I oppose a death penalty - it's not a matter of deservedness.

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  51. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    To make myself clear, if the government decides to decapitate mormons and you're a mormon, it's ok to lie in court. And you emphatically shouldn't be prosecuted for it.

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  52. tell Judge Judith Eiler she's an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    judith.eiler@kingcounty.gov

  53. Nice idea... by bendodge · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that Mr.Haselton has admirable goals, but arguing with judges about your improper legal procedure isn't going to work. Does he need to go to law school, hire a real lawyer, or what? Surely somebody here is a lawyer and can explain how Haselton (and others of us who might be so inclined) ought to go about suing spammers?

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    1. Re:Nice idea... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Surely somebody here is a lawyer and can explain how Haselton (and others of us who might be so inclined) ought to go about suing spammers?

      He's apparently had success doing what he's doing in small claims court; all he seems to be complaining about is that he doesn't win on every point he brings up. That's how it works, and I'm sure once he realizes that he'll be much happier.

    2. Re:Nice idea... by pluther · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a lawyer either (and I don't ANAL), but I do have some experience with the legal system. I've been in court a dozen or so times, as defendant, plaintiff, and witness, in criminal, civil, and small claims trials. Aside from traffic court, I haven't lost a case. (The first time I was in court was for a traffic case. I lost because I was wearing shorts and sandals.)

      One thing I've learned is that a little humility goes a long way.

      For instance, instead of introducing an illegal tape recording with "Under rules of evidence, statute number blah blah blah...", say instead, "Your honor, he told me on the phone that he blah blah blah. I have a tape recording of the call here if you want to hear it."

      The latter will be more likely to lead to the judge asking the defendant if he really said that, and the defendant admitting it, fearing that the judge will listen to the tape recording. (Remember, the defendant, for all his attempts to intimidate you, probably doesn't have any more actual experience than you do.)

      It's even possible that in such a case, the judge may agree to listen to the tape recording, if it's short.

      From the article, the writer comes off as if he's telling the judge how to do his job. Judges hate that as much as an engineer, or anybody else, would. That makes him defensive and more strict about how he treats you and your evidence, which is the last thing you want. You don't have to convince the judge that you're smarter than him, you have to convince him that you've been wronged and he can set things right. Let him know he can safely give you an inch without worrying about you trying to take a mile.

      Also, don't try to talk like a lawyer. Never say "the defendant", say "him" (or "her" if appropriate). You're not playing Perry Mason, you're playing Joe Blow off the street who has been seriously aggrieved and after trying everything is finally taking it to court. Don't look like you're enjoying it, even if you are.

      Trying to explain to the judge how clever you were in getting around the law he's sworn to uphold probably doesn't win any points, either.

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  54. You were doing so well. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You had me right up until

    In fact, I don't think all perjurers should be prosecuted -- Clinton and Kilpatrick were lying to cover up extra-marital affairs, after all.

    That is when you blew it. All perjurers should be prosecuted. That Clinton and Kilpatrick were covering up extra-marital affairs is irrelevant.

    The two biggest problems with the laws today is that there are too many of them and that people wish to pick and choose which laws to enforce when. Either one enforces the law or one doesn't. Either the law applies to everyone, equally, or the law should apply to no one.

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    1. Re:You were doing so well. by nomadic · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That is when you blew it. All perjurers should be prosecuted. That Clinton and Kilpatrick were covering up extra-marital affairs is irrelevant.

      Context is what determines whether it is perjury or not. As an above poster correctly noted, perjury isn't lying under oath, it's lying under oath about a material fact.

    2. Re:You were doing so well. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whether it is perjury or not is a matter for the jury to decide.

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  55. Put down the window pane, dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A drug warrior is one that participates in the war on drugs. I cannot believe you have never heard the term.

    A drug warrior is one that believes criminal legislation will rid the world of all drugs and all the supposedly bad things that happen because of them.

    A drug warrior believes that all drug users are losers and all outcomes are horrible.

    Anyone with any sense knows this is false and the "war" and criminalization has only made things worse.

    A drug warrior is just as misguided as these self-appointed spam warriors.

    1. Re:Put down the window pane, dude! by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      ah, i guess i misinterpreted your post. but i disagree with your equivocation of anti-spam legislation with anti-drug legislation. drug use is a victimless crime whereas spamming is not.

      though targeting spammers alone probably won't be very effective. we need to pass legislation that targets the companies that contract spammers to advertise their products/services.

      you can't get rid of the demand for drugs, but you can get rid of the demand for spammers. if the government started prosecuting business owners who elicit the services of spammers, then they can cut off the cash flow that is funding the spam industry.

      there's no logical or ethical reason why safe/responsible drug use should be outlawed, just as there's no reason why reasonable advertising & marketing practices should be outlawed. but that doesn't mean we can't prohibit drunk driving, the sale of alcohol to kids, or advertising through spam/malware.

      the only reason the problem is so bad now is because up until very recently the government has refused to do anything about spammers and malware companies. now it's gotten to the point where spam has become a commonplace practice even for well known "legitimate" companies.

    2. Re:Put down the window pane, dude! by QMO · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      drug use is a victimless crime

      You'd be a lot closer to credible if you didn't say things like that.

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  56. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    If a cop is caught committing perjury, the judge should be empowered to summarily strip him or her of their badge and gun the moment they get off the witness seat.

    But then with all the cops unemployed who would protect the crispy creams of the world?(/joke)
    I have even had a judge try to make me feel better after finding me guilty (in traffic court) by telling me he knew the cop was lying. IMHO that is somewhat why jury trials (with a good lawyer) usually gets found innocent. When (some/most???) COPS give a ticket (etc), they are convinced it is justified. So what I see is COPS will state whatever they think is needed to get a conviction. Since they see the other side do this so often, and their is no punishment they (IMHO) think their justified. the 3 problems with this is: (1) Knowing this, good Lawyers know how to make COPS lie, then get the jury to see this, so guilty get off. (2) cops don't always know the law, so (unrepresented) innocent get convicted. (3) Cops may not know, or have had time to get the needed facts, and again convict the innocent.

    So definitely judges are to blame for the problems in court, not just the purgers.

  57. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by camperdave · · Score: 1

    If a cop is caught committing perjury, the judge should be empowered to summarily strip him or her of their badge and gun the moment they get off the witness seat.

    I thought that cops (and people in general) were not permitted to carry firearms into a court of law.

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  58. What's so bad? by 1155 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So this is a serious question. What's so bad about spamming that everyone hates it?

    1. Re:What's so bad? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      When one get's over 100 spam emails to the 1 non-spam email, one quickly understands why people hate spam.

      Here is a little suggestion: Put your email out so you get a lot of spam and see how much you like it.

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    2. Re:What's so bad? by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So this is a serious question. What's so bad about spamming that everyone hates it?

      That's an interesting question, actually. I can't speak for everyone, but I can say why it bugs the heck out of me.

      1. It's selfish. It's a stranger putting their greed over the cleanliness of your private communication space.
      2. It's unaccountable, largely. Unlike someone pitching something to you in person or over the phone, the spammer doesn't have to suffer (and thus pretend to care) your irritation at them.
      3. It's often maliciously deceptive. Much of spam includes illegal or fraudulent products, trojan horses, spyware, etc. Stock spam tries to manipulate you into buying bad stocks so that they can profit at your loss. 419 spam tries to trick you into giving away your bank account.
      4. It's insulting. Should I not be insulted by insinuations that my penis is small and that I'm impotent 20-40 times per day?
        (a) Insulting your intelligence. Wow, every single bank in America uses that same beige backgrounded messages to warn about problems with my account? Really? The only reason these messages get sent out is because 1% of 1% of 1% of people are honestly stupid enough to fall for them. You are being lumped into that potential group of rubes every time someone sends you spam.
        (b) Insulting your intelligence pt 2. I just got junk mail from Dice.com while writing this post saying that I'd "opted-in" for some partner ads. BULLS---. I *never* opt-in for *any* of this crap, EVER, and I haven't used their site for over a year. "Opt-in" spams really make me wonder who they think they're fooling.
      5. Spam is disruptive. I have my email program set to notify me when email comes in because sometimes that email is important. However, spam causes my attention to be broken for frivolous purposes when I check it without knowing what it is in advance.
      6. Spammers don't care who they hurt. Much of spam is sent by hijacked machines. All my email addresses got no spam for years until people I knew on mailing lists got Outlook viruses that harvested their address book. Spam is deeply tied to criminal behavior in shady products sold and in transmission methods.
        Counter-point: Much like the drug trade, spam is largely tied up in crime because there's such heavy social and legal pressure against it.
        Counter-counter-point: Legitimizing spam won't make spam for criminal goods less shady. It'll just open up the torrents for more reputable companies to bother you.
      7. Advertising in general annoys me. I like having some quiet space to myself away from the insistent badgering of people trying to grab my attention to get my money -- a time and space be spent on friends, family, and things I care about. Spam disturbs that.

      In summary, spammers are jerks who hide behind the shield of the internet to hawk shady goods to people they believe are idiots -- i.e. you.

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  59. good point by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Isn't this only true if the tape is not introduced in reaction to testimony. IE once the plaintiff and defendant have both entered contradictory statements of the event, then a tape could be introduced to add some credentials to one side. But as standalone evidence (IE in place of testimony) then it is almost never admitted. So in the case of perjury in a civil suit it would makes sense? In his other example where the defendant didn't show, the Judge was absolutely correct to not even consider entering it in evidence.

    Technically, yes, the tape could theoretically be introduced suddenly at if it is presented purely as rebuttal to something suddenly asserted by the defense. However in a real civil case all these assertions on both sides would have come out long before any testimony was to take place, since the issue is central to the case.

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  61. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by flink · · Score: 1

    While admirable my own limited experience suggests that prosecuting every act of perjury would be impractical. I've sat on two juries at criminal trials, the second of which was actually a perjury trial. In both trials, a plurality of the eye witnesses called had to be, let's say, "mistaken". That means even a simple trial with say 7 to 10 witnesses total would generate 3 or 4 potential perjury trials.

    The perjury trial I sat on was in relation to a homicide, and they basically retried the entire murder all over again in order to show how the original statement might have been false and to show how it was materiel to the investigation. It took four days, and they called all the same witnesses and had them restate their testimony. This was complicated by the fact that the perjury trial took place 2 years after the fact and some witnesses had clearly forgotten things, while others where clearly lying to protect the defendant (more perjury). My guess is that the only reason they were going after the guy for perjury was that they weren't able to prosecute him as an accomplice.

    So anyway, yeah, I think that like drugs and speed limits, indiscriminate enforcement of perjury laws would cause the legal system to choke to death.

  62. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by rabbit994 · · Score: 1

    Depends, at my local area, Cops in uniform are allowed to carry in Courthouses even if they are giving testimony.

  63. RICO--Complicity is better leverage then mendacity by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article's author talks about hosting providers having "secret agreements" with spammers or other complicity. THIS is the leverage needed to hobble spammers.

    Spam is almost *always* a come-on for some fraudulent enterprise (stock schemes, fake/illegal pills, or other outright identity theft or fraud). In order to perpetrate frauds like this on an ongoing basis, you need complicity with: hosting providers, credit card processors, banks, and various other middle men.

    What's needed are RICO prosecutions that demonstrate this complicity so that the *entire chain* can be prosecuted as a criminal enterprise. Once a few spammers and their secret partners go down in a RICO prosecution ($250k fines, 20 pound-me-in-the-ass years in federal prison) you can believe that these businesses operating in the shadows and providing legitimate business support for spammers and their clients will seriously second guess their involvement in this and decide that 20 long years in prison and crippling financial penalties and forfeitures just isn't worth it for whatever pocket change they get from some guy who wants to send spam.

    Spam just doesn't work as a purely underground phenomenon, it requires complicity with the "legitimate" world in order to process payments, send email and so on. If you cut that air supply off or make it much more expensive, you may make the margin small enough that it stops being viable.

    Will it stop everything? Of course not, but it will make what's left far easier to isolate.

  64. Some people just see a different reality by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    They just have an extremely casual relationship with objective reality.

    I have a friend who I met through a club we were both members of. He isn't a spammer as such, but I think he falls close to this category. He's more of what another friend of my refers to as a crazy-maker. Supposedly it means someone who doesn't really have much perception of reality and what's going on around them, and they'll work really hard to do things their way without realising just how much they're intimidating people around them.

    He's not in the aggressive spamming business, but his main business is marketing, including direct marketing, and he contracts to various businesses to organise their direct marketing for them.

    Personally he's a really nice guy and you can tell he cares a lot about excessive amounts of voluntary participation and things that have little to do with money, but he sees everything through the eyes of his fairly aggressive marketing tactics. He frequently speaks about this thing called "presence", and no matter what he's doing, which is basically the idea of being seen.

    The way he promotes things is always about presence, above everything else. A few years ago he became interested in websites, and started building his own with the goal of experimenting about how to get as many hits as possible. Many of these websites are absolutely hideous to look at. They're difficult to read, massive fonts, badly placed images, extremely long pages with little structure and largely-sized key words splattered in seemingly random places and linking to random things, but it's what he's decided boosts his ranking in the major search engines.

    He took over administration of the club website after I'd been managing it for about 7 years. He wouldn't have been my first choice, but I'd been trying to shove it off to someone else for about 4 years and had no offers. (One of the problems in voluntary organisations.) Realistically I was just glad to be able to hand it to someone and I didn't really care any more, so he got it, and I was happy because I finally stopped getting nagged by people wanting me to make changes to website admin stuff.

    Almost immediately the club website turned into a messed up mixture of what he considered was needed to get more attention from search engines. Although the website was being hosted by a community service that basically provided a free shell account to community groups on the assumption of people acting well, he uploaded hundreds of megabytes of high resolution photos, essentially abusing the unmetered storage space on the community service.

    He didn't get on at all well with the club committee to the point that he was kicked out of the club... which he took offence to and was quick to point to the number of hits and the "presence" he'd built for the website.

    I'm no longer involved in the club, but a couple of years later I heard that the community provider ended up paying several hundred dollars for a consultant to analyse some problems they were having, and found that he'd left a process running under the shell account for a very long time (kicked off by a cron job and/or emails arriving or something). It'd left behind about a 70GB log file full of errors, because for some long amount of time, it'd been trying to poll a non-existant server overseas 4 times a second. The process it was some kind of marketing/tracking software he'd installed. I don't have a clue why it needed to talk to a remote server.

    The amazing thing is that this guy is a nice guy and he cares a lot about what he's doing on a community level, but he does it all through his own eyes which are different from other people's, and is definitely someone I'd consider to have an extremely casual relationship with objective reality, and I think I've survived him so long because I tend to keep my distance and stay away from what he gets involved in. He doesn't really connect what he's doing with how they n

  65. Perjury is difficult to prove by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

    That is why it is prosecuted only in the most egregious or high profile cases.

  66. Re:Stop it. Just stop it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm too lazy to log in from my iPhone, my sn's TheCastro if people want to comment to me.

    I totally agree with your comments about this article, people need to question things more and look into themselves, using the internet (all the information is at your fingertips) is great.

    My reply is to your last comment, the author does not offer any information leading to this "traditional cost-benefit analysis" the say isn't worth it. If you actually prosecuted everyone who lied; regardless of them winning or losing the case, extra harshly people would probably stop lying except in the most dire of circumstances: ones where losing is worse than the punishment for lying.

  67. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by pbhj · · Score: 1

    I wish that witnesses on the stand could ask to 'approach the bench' if they wished to. Or, at the very least, ask for a closed courtroom.

    They have the right to remain silent and not to offer testimony that will incriminate them.

    [...]
    Prosecution: Did you have an affair
    Defendant: ""

    If you say nothing your wife will still suspect (at least) if you request a closed session your wife will still suspect. If you're unlucky, even if you answer "Never, I love my wife", your wife will still suspect.

  68. Recording Phone calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Federal law states that the rules for recording a conversation across state lines are the stricter of the two states. So being in Arizona does not help if Washington has harsher requirements, and vice versa.

    IANAL, this may not represent the state of case law.

  69. Re:RICO--Complicity is better leverage then mendac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prosecute a bank? Sure, and get arrested yourself for a "terrorist" action in "trying to worsen the economic crisis" or some such.

    Maybe a few months ago...

    With the "oh, we'll wait and see" on Palin's long-delayed case, but for hacking PRIVATE e-mail we'll get the secret service involved immediately and throw the book at the hacker asap, I'm not too convinced that justice will be served to those seen as "movers and shakers". It will be seen as "bad for the economy" to hold anyone VP or higher level involved in the financial industry personally accountable for anything.

    I'd love to see it happen, but good luck.

  70. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    None of that is the point.

    I am attempting to reduce lying on the stand without reducing information there.

    The ability to privately request, perhaps via attorney, the right to testify in private if they can give some good explanation for it would help.

    Actually, a better place it would help is the police. If suspects could give, for example, an alibi to the police with the assurance that, if it checks out and the case against them is dismissed, the alibi will never be made public, we might have a good deal less lying.

    And, incidentally, your idea only works for defendants, not witnesses. A witness who is having an affair might lie about some relevant information to cover up an affair, and witnesses, obviously, can't refuse to testify.

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  71. Backbone Providers, not every ISP in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to check for the widespread spam policies of ISPs don't bother with all of them. Just check with backbone providers and the contractual obligations their customers have in regards to spam/UCE.

  72. Re:RICO--Complicity is better leverage then mendac by swb · · Score: 1

    That fact that it is such an obvious racketeering case and we've never seen a RICO prosecution leads me to believe there's just too much money being made by the spammers "air supply" generally above-board business partners.

  73. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by pbhj · · Score: 1

    and witnesses, obviously, can't refuse to testify.

    So there is not right to silence? A defendant could be called as a witness?

  74. Re:Perjury is a crime that most people don't serio by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Witnesses can refuse to testify if their testimony would incriminate them in a crime, and only if it would incriminate them. (Whereas defendants can refuse to testify regardless.)

    However, adultery is not a crime, and thus you cannot refuse to testify simply because your testimony includes that. (1) If you refuse, the court will hold you in contempt.

    Likewise, the court can simply grant you immunity and compel you to testify even if it will incriminate you. (Although they then can't use it against you.)

    1) Although, technically, in many states laws against it, or against sex outside of marriage, are still on the books, and that would make an interesting legal question.

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