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Every Email In UK To Be Monitored

ericcantona writes "The Communications Data Bill (2008) will lead to the creation of a single, centralized database containing records of all e-mails sent, websites visited and mobile phones used by UK citizens. In a carnivore-on-steroids programme, as all vestiges of communication privacy are stripped away, The BBC reports that Home Secretary Jacqui Smith says this is a 'necessity.'"

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  1. That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm out of here!

    Fuck the UK!

    1. Re:That's it by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anarchy in the UK? :D

      Actually, I just thought of something. There's a line in that song. "I use the enemy." That sounds SO much like our government in $country. "$enemy is going to get you if you don't let us $action!"

    2. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck the US!

      No, fuck the THEM!

    3. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ultimate, absolute proof, that despite having given the world George W, we did the right thing by sticking it to (the other) King George. Woohoo! Suckas! No taxation without representation, and no email retention without representation either!! The sad thing is they actually have representation now. Hope that doesn't pass. Dang, I'm gonna go buy me a pistol.

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    4. Re:That's it by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Venus! That's where I hear all the chicks are from.

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    5. Re:That's it by vawarayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm out of here!

      Fuck the UK!

      Could you please send this comment to me by e-mail?

    6. Re:That's it by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They had representation then, too, just not for the colonies. Seriously, what do you think the Americans were wanting representation in, anyway, if not Parliament?

      On a side note, to what degree do your elected representatives represent you personally? I think the tree of liberty could use some refreshment on both sides of the Atlantic...

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    7. Re:That's it by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the colonies had representation... they were considered "corporate" employees of the lords that held title to the land and ran the trading companies. When they joined the colonies they promised to follow the "company rules"... sound familiar?

    8. Re:That's it by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The sad thing is they actually have representation now."

      I know a lot of American's belive the "fight for freedom" started with the Boston tea party. However the English started limiting the power of their own overlords way back in 1215 when a group of Barons forced King John to sign the "Magna Carta Libertatum" (Great Charter of Freedoms).

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    9. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On a side note, to what degree do your elected representatives represent you personally?

      Well, given that I live in California, for my senator anyway, I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get?

      There are a few ways to power, one is by paying money to your representative, which is good if you have money, but annoys people who don't have money.

      Another way is to convince other people to agree with you. This is a much stronger power, because as a democracy, the government tends to follow the will of the people.

      A good example of this in action is the FCC: do you want to know why they act so strongly against nudity? Because a small minority of people with very strong opinions engage in constant letter writing campaigns to our government, and to the FCC to try to keep pornography off the air.

      If you have neither money nor the capability to inspire people, then enjoy your 1 in 18 million representation.

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    10. Re:That's it by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      don't leave yet! remember, remember, the fifth of November...

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    11. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And you think they give a flying FUCK what you think?

      Yeap. I think they give about a one in 200 million of a flying fuck what I think. Which isn't much. But it is something. And if enough of us get together, he will start caring, because if he doesn't, he will get voted out in favor of someone who at least acts like they care.

      I mean, this is how it works, it's a democracy. Why do you think the two parties are so similar? It's because both of them are trying to appeal to as many people as possible. When enough people want something, it will happen, one way or another.

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    12. Re:That's it by corsec67 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One good campaign to try and fix some of that is http://thirty-thousand.org/ , where they want to have 1 member of the house for at most every 30,000 people. Considering the House hasn't been expanded since 1910 aside from Hawaii and Alaska, it has been very distorted from what it should be.

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    13. Re:That's it by edalytical · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes I am happy to be an American. Seriously for every stupid freedom killing thing we think of, you guys seem to come up with something 10 times worse. Fuck man, get out while you can!

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    14. Re:That's it by RLiegh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Me too. Big hair, spandex and uncomfortable rashes. At least Madonna was still a hottie, though.

    15. Re:That's it by gd2shoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When enough people want something, it will happen, one way or another.

      No, that's still wishful thinking. When enough people want something, it causes politicians to make themselves busy pretending to fix things. They then turn around and either claim to have fixed things, or that they made a sincere effort.

      Real immigration reform? Social Security? Healthcare? (Which is broken, but I don't want it socialized and broken further)

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    16. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nah, those are all examples of things about which the only consensus is that something's wrong. No one likes how any of those things are run, which is why the politicians make so much noise about them. On the other hand, there is no clear agreement on how to change them. When there is a clear enough agreement on what the solution to any of those problems is, then politicians will be falling over themselves to implement that solution.

      Democracy is inefficient, but it is that way by design, to keep bad people from getting too much power.

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    17. Re:That's it by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      remember, remember, the fifth of November...

      Ah yes, the only man with any integrity ever to enter the Houses of Parliament... ;-)

    18. Re:That's it by The_Noid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And if enough of us get together, he will start caring, because if he doesn't, he will get voted out in favor of someone who at least acts like they care.

      They all act like they care. You'll never get more then that, because the person that actually cares will never be a candidate. Big money picks the candidates. You can vote, but you don't have a real choice.

    19. Re:That's it by radio4fan · · Score: 5, Informative

      I left in 2007.

      There wasn't one single thing that made me go, but the accumulative weight of paranoia and illiberalism.

      Shamelessly ripped off from here:

      • The government can ban any groups it labels 'terrorist' (Terrorism Act 2000)
      • The government can monitor any and all private communication (Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000)
      • Armed forces can be deployed on UK soil in peacetime (Civil Contingencies Act 2004)
      • Property and assets can be seized without warning or compensation (Civil Contingencies Act 2004)
      • Spontaneous protest is now illegal around Parliament (Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005)
      • Without trial, any British citizen can be tagged, put under house arrest and banned from using the telephone or internet (Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005)
      • Any citizen can be imprisoned without charge for 28 days (42 days has passed the house of commons) (Terrorism Act 2006)
      • The executive can change any current legislation without consulting Parliament, with very few exceptions (Legislative and Regulatory Reform Act 2006)
      • Arbitrary punishments with no legal precedents can be issued with little legal recourse, based on hearsay evidence (Anti-Social Behaviour Act 2003)
      • British citizens can be extradicted to the United States with no evidence presented (Extradition Act 2003)
      • Compulsory identification for all British citizens, with an unlimited amount of details stored in a central database, which the private sector will have access to (Identity Cards Act 2006)
      • Upon arrest the police have claim to your DNA, even if you are released without charge (Criminal Justice Act 2003)

      Note that some of this predates 9/11.

      The government is not-so-gradually putting in place all the mechanisms that a totalitarian police state needs.

      What's sickening is that this is largely supported by or ignored by the public.

      Every letter I wrote to my MP was replied to by a "we need it to keep people safe, and the public support this measure" fob-off.

      In theory I should stick around to try and change things, but it's like staying in a pool that other people are shitting in.

    20. Re:That's it by theaveng · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes but the colonies set-up their own legislatures. They became self-ruled citizens, and they weren't happy to have Parliament close those legislatures & suddenly take-over. The colonists tried to resolve the crisis and preserve British-America, but the arrogant British refused to give them seats on the Parliament. So the colonists created their OWN parliament and called it Congress.

      The British made the same fool mistake with India (refused to expand Parliament to include Indian representatives). I guess people really don't learn from history.

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    21. Re:That's it by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Totally irrelevant but, speaking as a pendant

      Somehow, I doubt you're that pretty.

    22. Re:That's it by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your Senator is supposed to represent your State, not you. The 17th Amendment basially broke that though. You would have been better looking at how many people were in your Congressional District, which is represented directly by your local Congresscritter.

    23. Re:That's it by MindKata · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "It's what the British people want."

      Its not what people want, its simply the ones in power refuse to actually listen to us anymore. Each party in power at the time, pretends to listen. They pretend to care, but then they still go off and do whatever it was they intended to do, regardless of what anyone says about their plans. The ones in power are simply looking for ways to convince us all of their views. The ones in power are are people who constantly seek power over others. The ones in power don't actually care what people think. The very nature of seeking power over people, means that person seeks to push others below them.

      You can probably guess today, I've finally sadly had enough of living in a growing police state, I once knew as England. The people in power seek information on everyone, because knowledge is power. Unfortunately most people fail to see the connection between information gathering and any danger. The process of information gathering (i.e. Big Brother) allows the creation of lists of people's views to be created... I write about how the power seekers are using that knowledge to control, in the other UK Big Brother style news on Slashdot today ...
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=997305&cid=25397001

      Add this phone and email reading news, to the password wanting news and then add in the political profiling news, all on Slashdot today, its clear where things are heading. So much for fairness or freedom.

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    24. Re:That's it by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On a side note, to what degree do your elected representatives represent you personally?

      Well, given that I live in California, for my senator anyway, I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get?

      I was expecting a lot more than that!
      On average, each MP (member of Parliment, the lower house) in the UK represents 74,000 people. There are 646 MPs. The largest number of people represented by one MP is 110,000, the smallest 22,000.

      Incidentally, the House of Representatives has one member for about 693,000 people.

    25. Re:That's it by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any time you fkn like, at a meeting place of your choosing - that's what the rest of us will be doing. Screw the herd mentality or conforming to someone's imposed time/location.

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    26. Re:That's it by TuaAmin13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not a democracy, it's a Republic. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_republic We elect representatives to vote on what we think will be our behalf. If it was a democracy we'd be directly voting on every measure.

    27. Re:That's it by fprintf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you talking about creating a system of government like Slashdot? You must be new here... haven't you seen the flame wars, the off-topic rants, the herd moderation (e.g. agree with Microsoft, get moderated down, post something pro linux get moderated up).

      Back in the day, when Karma was an actual score, there was competition to see who could get the most karma points. Many users figured out a way to game the system, by posting just the right kinds of opinions. Those users, in a Slashdot based system, would be the politicians! Say what the people want to hear, get rewarded! Say what you believe, get penalized!

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    28. Re:That's it by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 2, Insightful

      as a democracy, the government PREtends to follow the will of the people

      There, fixed that for you.

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    29. Re:That's it by Hydraq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a Briton living in the USA (resident alien), I do not get to vote. Strangely, a rather large chunk of my pay is docked for these things that look suspiciously like "taxes". Let's see ... "Federal Income Tax", "Medicare Tax", "CA State Income Tax", "Social Security Tax" ... oh, and they're under a heading, "Statutory". Hrm.

      Please, tell me more of your "No taxation without respresentation", this is an intriguing concept. I wish to drink of your kool-aid.

  2. In other news by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Snail mail no longer the subject of jokes.

    1. Re:In other news by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Snail mail no longer the subject of jokes.

      Does the UK have laws preventing the government from opening your snail mail?

      And don't forget that all incoming and outgoing international mail is fair game, in any country.

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    2. Re:In other news by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It really disturbs me that the plots in various movies, video games, and books that would have been considered "out there" or "couldn't happen" are gradually becoming true.

      Obvious ones (which I've mentioned in a related post a few weeks ago): V for Vendetta and 1984.

      Disturbingly accurate: Mirror's Edge. From the Mirror's Edge Wikipedia Article:

      The game's name derives from the mirror-like aesthetic of the city of tall, gleaming skyscrapers and Faith's existence on the fringes of that city along with other dissidents, who have been pushed to the edge.

      Though set in a seemingly utopian city environment with low crime, clean streets, and sterile architecture, it is ruled by a totalitarian government regime that conducts unbridled levels of surveillance on citizens. [emphasis added.] In this world of communications monitoring, the only way to deliver confidential information between parties is to employ couriers (called runners) to physically deliver the information.

      Granted, it's more likely that drivers, bicycle messengers, etc. would be used in our current era, but I imagine even vehicles will eventually be surveilled and controlled. "We need to be able to watch people in their cars so we know they're driving safely." "We need to be able to remotely shut off cars in case it is stolen or if someone is driving drunk." etc.

      I wonder how they'd handle couriers delivering information to circumvent this system.

      tl;dr: cute Asian mailwomen will backflip off of walls to get your letter to grandma.

    3. Re:In other news by hughk · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are specific laws protecting normal post that the government must comply with. It requires a warrant to have that post intercepted inside the UK.

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    4. Re:In other news by Gibsnag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are already plans for an extensive license plate monitoring system in the UK. Any car on any reasonably significant road will be tracked.

    5. Re:In other news by easyTree · · Score: 2, Funny

      tl;dr: cute Asian mailwomen will backflip off of walls to get your letter to grandma.

      And all we need to do is accept a totalitarian state into our lives? Sign me up!

    6. Re:In other news by Andr+T. · · Score: 2, Informative

      V for Vendetta and 1984.

      I'd also add Brave New World and Fahrenheit 451.

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  3. Unbelievable by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought the cameras were bad enough, but this goes far, far beyond anything remotely reasonable. If they do this, they should have no problem listening to every phone call, opening up every piece of mail and package. In fact, they should just put microphones in every house, restaurant, bus and automobile.

    Next year, they'll want to plant RFID into every person.

    Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales? Or are they this > close to being destroyed by some threat? Or are they incompetent? Or all of the above?

    1. Re:Unbelievable by deep_creek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales? Or are they this > close to being destroyed by some threat? Or are they incompetent? Or all of the above?

      spot on. mod points... mod points.

    2. Re:Unbelievable by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they do this, they should have no problem listening to every phone call, opening up every piece of mail and package. In fact, they should just put microphones in every house, restaurant, bus and automobile.

      Don't forget the telescreens, not just cameras. The UK is part of Oceania, ya know.

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    3. Re:Unbelievable by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

      Completely. And I won't hesitate to mention that if you think a Mexican could break into politics in the UK, you're raving mad.

    4. Re:Unbelievable by msclrhd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Welcome to the new China.

      Either that, or we have gone back to 1984. I didn't know Orwell wrote non-fiction!

      So what does this mean for email clients like Gmail that use SSL encryption? Are we going to be required by law to give the government all our passwords?

    5. Re:Unbelievable by Amiralul · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's Eurasia, not Oceania, check today's newspaper.

    6. Re:Unbelievable by WindowlessView · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The USA has 300 million people (5 times the UK population), which changes the dynamics somewhat.

      It doesn't seem to me it changes the dynamics at all. Merely the scale.

      If it can be done in China it can certainly be done in the US.

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    7. Re:Unbelievable by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Either that, or we have gone back to 1984. I didn't know Orwell wrote non-fiction!

      George Orwell Bibliography

      Nonfiction Books:
      Down and Out in Paris and London. London: V. Gollancz ltd., 1933.
      Homage to Catalonia. London: Secker & Warburg, 1938.
      The Road to Wigan Pier. London: V. Gollancz ltd., 1937.

  4. PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    PGP.

    1. Re:PGP... by xrayspx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I really do hope this drives people to make encryption ubiquitous. All of the egregious US programs have failed to make the public use crypto, but this seems to be well publicized enough that it might make a large chunk of people install and use good crypto.

      GPG plugins for Mail.app and Thunderbird are at the point now that it's basically set it and forget it, come on folks. (I don't so much like the GPG Outlook plugins, but maybe I haven't messed with it enough)

    2. Re:PGP... by WDot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with encryption is that you know it's encrypted. If suddenly all messages sent are garbled groups of characters, the government will think something's up and may outlaw private encryption (government encryption is, of course, still okay). The best code is the one that no one is aware of.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography

      This may be the future. I imagine a mix of clever computer algorithms and understood slang will be necessary to secure messages: Look and act like a dumb slob, all the while getting your message across.

    3. Re:PGP... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Informative

      I used to work for a network monitoring company that used both content and context to classify Internet traffic. Actually, it's a lot easier than even using PGP. All it takes is something as trivial as a ROT13 encryption, using a foreign language, or using code words.

      Simply obscuring the message means that the analysis engine has to try to decrypt the message without knowing the encryption algorithm and the key. It may be possible to recover both but you need something like the computing power at the disposal of the NSA. Code words or foreign languages are even worse because the analysis must also be carried out in the language used in the e-mail (meaning the analysis has to be carried out in all possible languages without knowing a priori which language the e-mail was written in). As the Navaho "wind talkers" demonstrated during WWII, this can be a very effective means of obscuring a message.

      I'm not saying don't worry about it. It's still offensive to even suggest that all e-mails be monitored. I'm just saying that the technical reality of attempting to capture and analyze all e-mails for suspicious content if the population being monitored is at all large is pretty daunting. We ran into all of the above problems where I worked plus some others that would take even longer to describe. Web traffic and certain other internet traffic can be easily classified. For e-mail, SMS, IM, etc., you will only catch what people leave in plain site.

      To me, this ranks right up there with a politician demanding that all porn, hate speech, etc. be filtered. It only sounds like a good idea until you start to try to figure out how to do it. Then it becomes obvious that it's not technically feasible. Hopefully, the Brits will figure that out before they spend too much money on the project.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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    4. Re:PGP... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      The UK has laws that if they require your keys to read your mail, you either give up the keys, or go to jail. So, PGP isn't necessarily the best option for the people over there. It'll only make you safe until the government doesn't want that any more.

    5. Re:PGP... by IBBoard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that it does have the advantage that your email can't be read until they specifically single you out, and to demand your keys off you then they must have a reason (for now at least). That gives us some level of protection even if the government is unreasonably grabbing for power because of the 'terrorist' bogeyman. It's not as if we didn't have our own terrorists posing seemingly more present threats in the past twenty years!

    6. Re:PGP... by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really do hope this drives people to make encryption ubiquitous. All of the egregious US programs have failed to make the public use crypto, but this seems to be well publicized enough that it might make a large chunk of people install and use good crypto.

      The problem is that we fucked this up in the early 90s. HTTPS is a non-starter -- it's far too hard to set up, requires that you pay for each encrypted site, needs a separate IP for each site (so doesn't work with shared hosting), and requires the user to do something special and non-intuitive to visit the encrypted site. Moreover it's not the default for web servers, even though most web servers nowadays are free software written by and for the technocratic elite.

      I won't even start on the problem of email - it took me (a serious techie) half a day to set up encryption for my email, and after one year was up I let it lapse because I don't think I'd sent a single encrypted email in that time, and it was going to take another hour or two to renew the certificate.

      We screwed this one up I'm afraid.

      Rich.

    7. Re:PGP... by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not really. We legislated to make encryption ineffective against criminal investigation several years ago with the RIPA.

      Furthermore, you can encrypt email all you like (and anybody with half a brain who's planning anything untoward would be encrypting, writing in some sort of code or both) it doesn't prevent there being a whole bunch of logs which show that user@example.com is regularly exchanging email with osama@binladen.com.

    8. Re:PGP... by andyh-rayleigh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      PGP doesn't help - this is a traffic-analysis database - only(!) collecting address (and possibly size) data not content (even for SMSs).
      As it is it will be too big to try speculative "fishing trips" and probably too big for any searches to be affordable for any but the most serious cases (like putting the wrong items in a recycling bin - wish I WAS joking).
      It will also be too big to backup.

      For a while when I was employed by the IT department of a relatively small University I had to spend some time analysing the logs we took of all web accesses (who fetched which web page) to discover who was accessing pron or other items in contravention of our conditions of usage. It was not a job I enjoyed or thought necessary*, but even for less than 4000 users it needed near-supercomputer processing power to handle one days traffic in reasonable time. To search all the corresponding data for (say) 20 million users of landline, mobile, and VOIP phones plus email plus SMS plus web access plus IM (bet they've forgotten that) is going to need ridiculous amounts of power - even by GCHQ standards.

      * we did catch two nursing students accessing child-porn (but not via this method), and about two students a week going beyond reasonable limits in accessing "forbidden" material and it did have a useful side-effect of pointing me at anything that was new and interesting (because lots of people suddenly started accessing it). But it really was a waste of time and resources.

      This looks like it is going to be exactly the same for the UK Security Services.

      Andy

    9. Re:PGP... by janrinok · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately, in the UK they already have the power to demand that you hand over your encryption keys. The solution is not just encryption, but genuine random data sent between your encrypted emails. When they demand your keys simply, and legally, show them that it is random data. The system will not be able to cope with masses of data that _they_ will still believe is encrypted but for which no keys can be produced. Perhaps they will make an example of a few by taking them to court. Well, let's see what happens when it gets bounced to the European Court of Human Rights. The crime has not been committed unless it can be _proven_ to be committed.

      When they (eventually) find some way of closing this loophole, then you start sending binary dumps of data. It is not encrypted but, to all intents and purposes, it is meaningless to anyone looking at it in transit. Will they then make sending binary data illegal? Can you imagine the economic and industrial fallout of such a law?

      To those that think that this is pointless, I disagree. The first thing that will be apparent is the degree to which this monitoring is actually being conducted. No, not the hype that every email will be kept and read, but what can they _actually_ do with that much data? How many people will actually get a visit from the police? (My guess is none.) What I think will be apparent is that they will have a database that, once a suspect is identified, can be examined to find possible additional evidence. But they are not going to be reading everyone's emails everyday. That doesn't make the system any more acceptable but it will show that they are not going anywhere near the 'microphone in very home, restaurant etc' claim that someone posted earlier.

      Then one has to think of all the data that they don't want. Spam, technical updates, forum summaries, OS binaries etc. Perhaps they will discover the ultimate filter for spam or, gasp, get tough on those that generate it - Heaven forbid that something useful might come from this ridiculous law. But, until that time, I sure there is someone bright enough on this forum to devise a piece of software that can hide a message inside something that appears to be spam, a technical update, or a forum summary. Flood the system so that the demands of storing and analysing this entirely innocent and legal data simply make the whole thing unworkable.

      For the 'websites visited' database, that is even easier to flood. Google for a random word, and then have software visit every alternate link on that page, one every second, and simply discard the data. Hey, my broadband is already paid for, it will not affect my data downloading in the slightest. But the database that they have to hold is getting much bigger than they might first have imagined that it would. Out of all the sites that I might visit in 24hours (86400) they have to discover if one of them is actually a front for something more sinister. Before you howl about how one might download something that you wouldn't want to see anyway (pornography, terrorist website or whatever) my answer is that you might already stumble upon such a site anyway. The fact that you did no more that go to a Google link is not yet a criminal offence, and if they want to make it one then much of the internet advertising model is well and truly stuffed the minute they do so.

      All of this is entirely legal but will get the public point of view across very quickly. And if the public don't want to do this sort of thing they perhaps they deserve the sort of Government that they seem to have. Yes, I'm a Brit but, no, I no longer live in the UK, by choice. Just my thoughts....

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    10. Re:PGP... by n0dna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget that Steganography is 20 years old, it's never become the future so far.

      I wish I could find the article, but it was some years ago I read it, some of the more advanced Steganalysis techniques are really quite good at detecting Steg files... not decrypting them, mind you, but detecting them. There were some interesting claims in the article about being able to batch inspect files from websites like ebay and flickr with some startlingly high percentages of Stegged files.

      So in practice, it may not be any better than PGP/GPG since it may not be any more convert. It may also be tougher to maintain since I would think most people would eventually be reusing images which would be a dead giveaway if they are being monitored. Couple that with the hassle of encrypting the data before stegging it, and the overall vetting of PGP/GPG alternatives, Steg doesn't seem like a very valuable solution to me.

    11. Re:PGP... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I have read quite a bit about cryptanalysis. David Kahn's "The Code Breakers", Yardley's "American Black Chamber", "The Puzzle Palace", "The Ultra Americans", etc. Breaking into an unknown cipher is non-trivial. All the correspondents need to do is agree on the cipher *outside of their e-mail correspondence* (e.g., if this is Thursday then its ROT13 day). The analysis software has to first attempt to identify the cipher being used and then attempt to recover the key. The idea is that even ROT13 means the analysis software has to do some fairly hefty computing until the cipher is identified.

      Having seen what kind of computing resources it takes to just analyze and classify all plain text network traffic at a moderate sized business (10,000 to 20,000 employees), I can tell you that just monitoring millions of people will take a huge amount of computing power. If the watchers are interested in only specific traffic, the task becomes feasible. If their goal is to monitor all traffic, the cost of computation means they'll need a huge amount of computing power. Throw in a little obfuscation and the task becomes incredibly difficult. Effectively, the sea of data collected puts the watchers back precisely where they are now: they can focus on just a small subset of the traffic.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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  5. Time for a new protocol by chiasmus1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Assuming email messages in the UK are actually sent using clients and servers in the UK, it seems that this would be a great time to start working on getting a newer fixed up protocol ready to completely replace the easy to snoop on SMTP.

    1. Re:Time for a new protocol by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd quote from the spam form, but really, look up PGP. It works, and it works just fine over SMTP.

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    2. Re:Time for a new protocol by erikina · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apparently they're only logging origin and recipient. So PGP isn't going to help you. In response to the GP: http://freenetproject.org/freemail.html

    3. Re:Time for a new protocol by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apparently they're only logging origin and recipient. So PGP isn't going to help you.

      They claim that's all they're logging. Even if that were the case, it sets a dangerous precedent.

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    4. Re:Time for a new protocol by erikina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. PGP isn't a bad idea (it's a great idea), it just isn't a solution to the problem (unless as you said, they start trying to read the content of messages).

    5. Re:Time for a new protocol by mcelrath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Origin and recipient? So they can tell the 98% of the email that arrives at my inbox that is spam, where the origin and recipient are forged, without looking at the body!?!? Please, share that tech with us, oh great and mighty Police State Overlords.

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    6. Re:Time for a new protocol by erikina · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is 98% of the email you send also spam?

    7. Re:Time for a new protocol by gb7djk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is, of course, that UK Gov seems to think that everyone uses an ISP's mail server. And it is true that many (most) ordinary netizens do. However, many companies run their own smtp servers and configuring an encrypted SMTP server is very easy (exim is a wonderful thing) - I have done it for years. One of the features of this is that the actual smtp conversation is encrypted - the senders and recipients are not visible. Given that my MXs are not any ISP, how is GCHQ going to monitor my email senders/recipients - even with fancy deep packet inspection?

  6. Police state bullshit. by moniker127 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about this. Lets start a movement for false positives. If you know someone from the UK, email them saying "Hey, dude, dont forget to plant that bomb at the government building on 231 baker st. Oh yeah, and remeber the time we agreed on. 11:15 on tuesday the 21st. " Police state or no police state, they cant arrest us for doing nothing, espically people outside of the UK sending emails to the UK.

    1. Re:Police state bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      yes they can. theyve locked up the liquid bombers for exactly that sort of thing. conspiring to commit murder.

    2. Re:Police state bullshit. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's dumb as a box of hair. Better to say:

      Hey, dude. You looked the BOMB when I saw you at the STATION. Hope you look the BOMB when I see you at 11:17am at King Cross. Don't forget to bring your BOMB the Bass CD. Then OSAMA will pick us up and GUN the engine of his car and take us through LONDON as we BOMB along the M25.

      I'm more concerned about how large the scope of this will be. Once again the here and now is bad enough, but what about in the future?

    3. Re:Police state bullshit. by e9th · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're still posting a week from now, it will be informative. If you're never heard from again, it'll be insightful.

  7. This article is misleading by belmolis · · Score: 5, Informative

    In a carnivore-on-steroids programme, as all vestiges of communication privacy are stripped away,

    This is quite misleading. According to the linked article, the program will only log traffic information, not message content. This may not be good, but it is a far cry from stripping away "all vestiges of communication privacy", and it means that it is not comparable to Carnivore, which actually would log message content.

    1. Re:This article is misleading by deathtopaulw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whether they read every word or not is irrelevant. The fact that they consistently encroach further upon the privacy of their own people is the real point to get from this. There have been no signs of letting up, and true spying is now only a few steps away.

    2. Re:This article is misleading by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe I'm just an ignorant American, but you got elected officials, chosen by the working classes, against the population in general, and the House of Lords, who are 'appointed' working for the general population? How does this work? :D

    3. Re:This article is misleading by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe I'm just an ignorant American, but you got elected officials, chosen by the working classes, against the population in general, and the House of Lords, who are 'appointed' working for the general population? How does this work? :D

      I think it's a rather ominous demonstration of how beholden our political systems (on both sides of the pond) have become to media manipulation.

      We all know how much media loves the internet.

      The rest of it, for all the conspiracy theories, probably goes back to ratings.

      The more apprehension you create, the more likely they are to turn to your channel the next day, and the next, and the next.

      They get their ratings through BOTH edges of the sword too.
      They get the statists who think mama government will save them from the big bad terrorists.
      They get the sane people who feel compelled to at least know what is going on, and turn on the news out of dread of what their own government will do next.

      Welcome to "wag the dog"

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    4. Re:This article is misleading by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect cultural accretion. In broad terms(and with numerous exceptions, I know) institutions of an aristocratic or nonrepresentative character are very often markedly conservative, in the "small c" sense of "resistant to and/or skeptical of large, sudden, or otherwise dramatic political or cultural changes". On the minus side, this is why it is occasionally necessary for the proles to rise up and kill them all. On the plus side, such institutions can be very useful when the latest media-savvy conman shows up.

      It can also be the case that, for cultural, demographic, or in some cases merely contingent, reasons, some institutions have much stronger and more stable institutional cultures than others. The role of the army in Turkish government is an interesting example. I would suspect that the Lords have some of that going as well. I suspect that undergoing a sleazy, poll-driven, media circus every so often in order to keep your position tends to dent your sense of tradition pretty sharply.

      The US Senate is arguably supposed to have some of these characteristics(hence 6 year terms, rather than 2 years, as in the house); but the effect appears to have been limited. The judiciary is probably the closest thing to this phenomenon in American governance. It is hardly perfect; but it has some of the same (relative) resistance to popular hysteria, persecution fads, and "OMGNOVELCRISISOFASORTNEVERBEFORESEEN" style claims.

    5. Re:This article is misleading by xaxa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The lower chamber (House of Commons) has MPs (members of Parliament) each directly elected by about 70000 people. There are 650-ish MPs in total.
      Many MPs are members of the Labour party (they have the majority in the House of Commens, 349) or the Conservative party (next biggest, 193), but there are also Liberal Democrats (63) and others (~40). They can propose new laws. If they vote to pass a law, it goes to the House of Lords.

      The House of Lords is about 750 people. 26 of them are Bishops of the Church of England -- because officially we're still religous here. They speak, but they don't vote -- personally, I'd like to see them removed, but as long as they don't vote no one seems to care enough to do anything about it.
      There are then some Law Lords, but they're being removed because of a reform next year (they are the judges of the highest court in the UK).
      The other lords are nominated/suggested and serve a life term. Generally, they're people with "a record of significant achievement within their chosen way of life". In theory, because they don't need to worry about being elected they can act as a check on the House of Commons -- and they generally do. Most of the stories on Slashdot -- this one included -- seem to pass the House of Commons but the House of Lords tell them to fuck off. The 42-day detention thing was rejected by the Lords earlier this week.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reform_of_the_House_of_Lords#Appointment

  8. Where will them oney come from? by bestiarosa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder whether the UK govt will have the money to implement such a grand plan after the Zillion Quids Great Gift to the banks.

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  9. Forcible decryption by adoarns · · Score: 5, Informative

    Made worse by UK statute giving the police the authority to order the disclosure of encryption keys or the decryption of encrypted data.

    Yay fifth amendment and subsequent interpretations equating disclosing cipher keys with self-incrimination!

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    1. Re:Forcible decryption by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no "fifth amendment" in the UK.

      Which happens to be why there is one in the US.

  10. This makes me proud to be an American. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Joe the Plumber is laughing his ass off at you Brits.

    1. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah it does but we did it first.

  11. Gotcha! by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're using snail-mail you must have something to hide!

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    1. Re:Gotcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're using snail-mail you must have something to hide!

      True, in all these years they have never guessed I am smuggling Escargot!

    2. Re:Gotcha! by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're using snail-mail you must have something to hide!

      That you can't use a computer?

  12. Who can view this database? by demiurge11 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this database were publicly accessible, and could be used by anyone to monitor the communications of anyone (like in David Brin's The Transparent Society) then I might not object to this sort of system. It could just as easily be used by the people to find government corruption as it could be used by the government to prosecute individuals.

    However, if the database could be used only by a few to monitor anyone, then this is clearly incompatible with the concept of a free country.

    1. Re:Who can view this database? by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's all fine until anti-semitists use it to target Jews, or Christians use it to target Muslims, or radical Muslims to target Christians, or for corporations to wage commercial war - I think the point a lot of us are trying to make is that _no one_ should have this kind of power. It's important to have controls like the freedom of information act, but a database this wide covering so many people of normal citizenry is ludicrous.

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  13. Re:And the rest... by moniker127 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It does not matter if they're unable to do it effectivly now. The thing is, they are trying to. That is why this whole thing smells of bull shit. What the flying fuck happened to civil rights? More and more we see governments walk all over them with no explaination whatsoever. This is unacceptable. We not only need to bill burned, we need to see someone fired for drafting it.

  14. It's a slippery slope... by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How long before somebody thinks it's "necessary" to see the content as well?

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    1. Re:It's a slippery slope... by belmolis · · Score: 2

      Who knows? If they do, that would be a new program and would be much more objectionable. But that isn't what they are proposing now, fortunately.

    2. Re:It's a slippery slope... by andy.ruddock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But it probably wouldn't be a new programme. It would be an extension to an existing programme and would more easily and quickly pass into law.

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  15. Revolution? by theNetImp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would have thought that the British would have learned not to piss off their citizens in the late 1700s. ;-)

    1. Re:Revolution? by ubercam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope you're not thinking of the French Revolution which began in 1789. It all started with the storming of the Bastille, and featured the arrests of both King Louis XVI and Queen Marie Antoinette. They were subsequently beheaded in 1793 and the Revolution ended with Napoleon Bonaparte seizing power and calling himself Emperor. And we all know how that turned out...

      What I think you meant to get at was Charles I of England who was executed a little earlier in 1649. He got to that point by sufficiently pissing off Parliament by imposing taxes without their consent, among other things, such as being at war against them (Royalists vs New Model Army. This of course led to the Interregnum period (aka the republican experiment) under Oliver Cromwell. In the end, Charles' exiled son, Charles II, came back from exile and resumed the throne.

      Thus concludes my brief and not so detailed lesson on 17th century British & 18th century French history.

    2. Re:Revolution? by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 2

      You wouldn't be able to have a revolution in Britain. Somebody might get offended then the whole thing would be sued for violating somebody else's 'human rights', then that'd be the end of it.

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  16. Movie quote. by B5_geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "People should not be afraid of their government, instead a government should be afraid of its people."

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    1. Re:Movie quote. by Wog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too bad that in the UK, the authorities and the criminals (but I repeat myself) are the only ones with guns.

      Not much to be afraid of when you can just shoot the dissenters.

  17. Morales no longer employed by UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

    A: Lead Programmer Jose Morales left the program recently for a position at Yahoo China. Many pundits claim that without him the implementation of the Communications Data Bill will fail as no one can read his code and his commenting mostly consisted of rambling diatribes against the IMF.

  18. Look for the key words... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Orwellian down to the doublespeak:

    There are no plans for an enormous database which will contain the content of your emails, the texts that you send or the chats you have on the phone or online.

    Translation: We might build one now, we might build one later. We might already be building one, just without a plan.

    See? No lies, just no plans!

    Nor are we going to give local authorities the power to trawl through such a database in the interest of investigating lower level criminality under the spurious cover of counter terrorist legislation.

    In other words: There's going to be a database, but only available to those sufficiently high up in the government. Not to local authorities. What a relief!

    If you think I'm being too harsh, read again. If there's not going to be such a database, why would she go on to talk about who should have or not have access to such a database?

    Some of the commentary on the speech is at least as disturbing as the speech itself:

    The raw idea of simply handing over all this information to any government, however benign, and sticking it in an electronic warehouse is an awful idea if there are not very strict controls about it.

    How'd you fall this far, Britain?

    So, to translate: It's actually a fine idea, so long as there are sufficiently strict controls. I wonder who gets to decide how strict those controls should be.

    And who controls the controllers, so to speak?

    More of the same:

    The government must present convincing justification for such an exponential increase in the powers of the state.

    Again: A giant database of every email ever sent, from now till forever, in Britain, is alright so long as there's sufficient justification.

    At least someone has the balls to take a stand:

    These proposals are incompatible with a free country and a free people.

    Amen.

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  19. You have suggested... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    (*) technical (*) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting terrorism. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from dictatorship to dictatorship before a bad federal law was passed.)

    (*) Terrorists can easily encrypt their email
    ( ) Other legitimate email users would be affected
    ( ) It will stop terrorists for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it

    [...] anybody feeling ambitious? :)

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    1. Re:You have suggested... by MadTinfoilHatter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ( ) The approximately 1.5 billion Christians in the world might not want to have something implanted in their right hand or forehead... And they may not be the only ones (*) Feelgood measure that does little to solve the problem - and does in fact not even feel good Furthermore the following philosophical arguments may apply: ( ) Censorship is almost invariably a greater evil than whatever it's supposed to prevent (*) Fascism is invariably a greater evil than whatever it's supposed to prevent (*) He who would trade an essential liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security ( ) Throwing out the baby with the bathwater is generally not a good idea (*) Who will watch the watchers? (*) People should not fear their government, the government should fear its people (*) When they came for the Jews, I said nothing, for I was not a Jew. When they came for the co[NO CARRIER]

  20. I'd like to know, too. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does Britain actually have problems with terrorism?

    Or is this just a power grab?

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    1. Re:I'd like to know, too. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that's the truest joke of all... back in the 1980's when they had REAL IRA problems there's no way they would have tolerated such intrusion. When the survivors of German bombing were still alive to remind people what freedom really was. Now they put firecrackers on a few subway cars and it's the end of the world, they need super-spy powers.

    2. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Power grab. However given their track record with IT projects I have a feeling some one is going to be making a fortune off this too.

      Never mind the fact that that much data is going to be an interesting storage problem, never mind search problem. Even if its just email from this person to this person, it was this big and sent at this time. That's going to be an amazing amount of raw data never mind all the indexes and meta data that's going to be needed to make it searchable.

      Never mind the fact that any one with an gram of computer knowledge will just forge the headers to make it look like the email game from Fred on the other side of the country.

    3. Re:I'd like to know, too. by daveewart · · Score: 5, Informative

      Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Provisional_IRA_Actions - the numerous bombings by the IRA in the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s.

      Then *one* incident in 2005 by "Actual Terrorists" and everyone goes ape.

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    4. Re:I'd like to know, too. by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Informative

      The word is "bombs" not "firecrackers". Fifty odd people died in that attack as well as lots of people being injured. The casualty figures were higher than for any IRA attack on mainland Britain.

      Apart from 7/7 there was a copy cat attack that failed a few weeks later, an attempt to drive a burning landrover into Glasgow airport and an attempt to blow up aircraft by using explosives disguised as soft drinks, all of which failed.

      So, while the response by the British government has been totally disproportionate (including some monumental screw-ups by the police that would be funny if innocent people hadn't been killed), the threat is/was more serious than firecrackers on a few tube trains.

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    5. Re:I'd like to know, too. by geckipede · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The average death rate for London is somewhere just under 150/day. On the day of the transport bombings, there were actually fewer deaths than usual even just for the inner city, because there were fewer people on the roads having accidents, fewer people out walking to get mugged, and lots of people thinking of committing suicide decided that that wasn't the best day for a cry for attention.

      50 people just isn't significant.

    6. Re:I'd like to know, too. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We did, then some people flew planes into the Twin Towers and suddenly the Mayor of NYC realised that hosting terrorist fundraisers was no longer cool, and once their funding had dried up the last of the few that had been holding out started negotiating. Since then, there have been a couple of attacks, but nothing like the frequency I remember when I was growing up.

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    7. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not justifying any violent acts, but I think the difference in reaction comes down to one reason: familiarity. The unknown is always more frightening than the known. GB knows Ireland. Its close by, they visit every so often. They have a long history together, not all of it pleasant. Islamic terrorism is performed by individuals that don't look or talk like people they know. That makes it more frightening as they can heap all of their fears, superstitions and hatred upon them.

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  21. look at the positives by natergj · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. when that intern you hired accidentally deletes all your users' emails, you can reassure everyone, "Don't worry, the government now backs that up for us"

    2. I'm sure it will take just a few petabytes of Viagra ads for the UK government to develop a foolproof SPAM filter for us all.

    3. Just think of the decline in crap emails from management. No more wading through piles of pointless CC'd emails once they become paranoid.

    4. Did someone just approve my budget for video phones for everyone? Try archiving that traffic, UK!

    I think we all need to look at the glass being half full on this one

  22. There's a BBC show about this... by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...it's called "The Last Enemy." I caught an episode and the thrust of it seemed to be that these powerful surveillance tools become an instant menace once *one* person uses them for the wrong purpose.

    So, apparently some people in the UK care enough to get the word out. These tools are being entrusted to people who don't get it.

    It's like giving a nuclear-powered car filled with laser-armed sharks to your local branch of Neo-Nazis. (Sorry, had to get the triple analogy in there)

  23. From the article... by nebaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Home Secretary Jacqui Smith ... promised that the content of conversations would not be stored, just times and dates of messages and calls.

    I don't trust her any farther than I could throw her, but even if I did, promises mean jack squat. Even if she happens to be the most honest, unabusive
    person that exists, there will be someone that abuses this.

    That's why the American Founding Fathers had it straight on. If men were angels, there would be no need for government. If angels governed men, there would be no issue.
    But since men govern men, this fact must be acknowledged, and governments given as little power as possible over people.

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  24. A Letter by CynicalTyler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear Everyone in the UK, When emailing me, please be up front about the fact that you're emailing me from the UK so I can promptly not respond. Yours, Joe Sixpack The United States of At-Least-We're-Not-Yet-as-Fucked-Up-as-You

  25. Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by assemblerex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get together a group of 500 similarly frustrated people.
    Have each person send everyone on the list a 1GB non-compressible, encrypted message titled "Iraq Iran Afghanistan Islam and North Korea"
    This would generate 250TB of data per day that they would need to store.
    In a month this would create more than 7 Petabytes of data to warehouse,
    which is physically impossible with current technology.
    So in short, 500 determined people could bring this system to it's knees in less than a month.

    1. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by n+dot+l · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you figure that? Say you need 1000 servers (7TB each) to store the data. At say $3000 a pop (overly generous) that's only 3 million dollars a week or 156 million dollars a year. Chump change for any industrial state.

      Yes, but when you add in the cost of all the laptops, cell phones, PDAs, and USB thumb drives they'll have to copy this data onto, and the salaries of the people who will then have to go out and find creative new ways to lose those laptops on the metro or at a bar, then the costs become truly astronomical...

    2. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by KlausBreuer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guarantee this would get ALL of you arrested. Your house would be raided, your computers confiscated, yourself dragged off into prison (to wait until a court has time for you) for a nicely long time.

      Finally, after weeks of enjoying your newly-found prison life, they will accuse you of "possibly thinking about trying to start a terroristic union (as shown in deliberate attacks on gouverment projects) which might want to plan a terrorist attack", you'll be off again to a special prison, and might even get sent to The Beloved Friends to get tortured.

      Yes, I'm quite serious.

      Still interested in doing this?

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  26. Actually: *more* fucked up & don't seem to kno by toby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Miss the memo?

    Warrantless surveillance of American domestic communications has been going on for years.

    Not only has it been comprehensively abused (to exactly nobody's surprise), the spying infrastructure has no legal reason to exist.

    That sinister sound you hear is Nixon laughing at you, wearing a Dick Cheney mask.

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  27. No, it is USE by electrogeist · · Score: 3, Informative

    How many ways to get what you want
    I use the best
    I use the rest
    I use the enemy
    I use anarchy

    1. Re:No, it is USE by jeremyp · · Score: 2, Informative

      I always thought it was

      "I use the NME"

      the NME being a British music newspaper.

      Googling for the correct lyrics on line suggests that opinion is split but NME is probably correct, although the ambiguity was probably not lost on the Sex Pistols when they wrote it.

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  28. So what about me? by JimXugle · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a Dual US/UK National. Will these new wiretaps be incompatible with the preexisting NSA taps on My AT&T Cell phone?

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  29. crossing the authoritarian line by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 4, Funny

    *self-censors the comment I was thinking of making*

  30. Hot Button Checklist by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    She said: "Our ability to intercept communications and obtain communications data is vital to fighting terrorism and combating serious crime, including child sex abuse, murder and drugs trafficking.

    Terrorism? Check.

    Protecting Children/Child Pornography? Check.

    Looks like it's got everything that would be needed to pass it were it introduced here in the US. Plus, it has Murder and Drugs as bonuses. (And before someone misreads my post, yes I know this is happening in the UK.)

    Nor are we going to give local authorities the power to trawl through such a database in the interest of investigating lower level criminality under the spurious cover of counter terrorist legislation.

    Of course not. You can trust the highly trustworthy, never corrupt Federal government to keep the corrupt local government's fingers out of that database and to never misuse that database itself. Suuuuure.

    --
    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  31. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is fucking amazing.

    Not only does the UK have the most extensive network of CCTV surveillance of its citizens of any country in the world, now every single electronic means of communication will be monitored, intercepted and stored for an in-definite period, with access granted to an unspecified range of bureaucrats and snoops.

    WTF for? What evidence is there that this kind of massive untargetted domestic spy effort - against the 99.999% of the population who never commit ANY crimes - can be justified?

    It's like fining everyone who uses the freeway just because one or two people might be speeding, or jailing everyone just because one or two people might be murderers.

    The UK has NO basis to ever criticize China or any other 3rd world despot or totalitarian state ever again for any abuse of press freedom or censorship or human rights, since now they set the benchmark for over-the-top Govt abuse of power.

    As a businessman, I also don't like the idea that if I travel to the UK all my commercial-in-confidence business communications will be recorded by the UK Govt and possibly used to benefit UK companies who may be my competitors. Grrr.

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  33. Big Brother by robertblockred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The trouble with big brother sort of things like this is that these programs get out of hand, go out of control, and end up making everyone's lives miserable. And do we really want to live in a world that is so full of cameras and government spying that we can't fart without being caught? And since I'm already on a rant about this sort of thing then what the hell, check out my new web site at this place where I'm going to write about my thoughts about the upcoming election and how I think government should be. Let me sum up by saying that all this government spying over the excuse of doing it to keep us safe well that is not the way I'd solve the security situation around the world. Because you have to find some kind of balance. If you have a government network of ten cameras on every street corner, then, well, you're going to receive so much video data that there won't be enough people in the Universe to watch all of it, much less to pay attention and look for activity that is really suspicious. It just won't work. There is infinity amounts of information in the world. The trick to figure out is how you reject nearly all of it in such a way that most of the remaining information is a positive hit on something suspicious. Unfortunately, governments do not know such boundaries or limits. They pass a law saying there will be fifty cameras on every intersection. They don't stop to think that it will cost millions or maybe even billions of dollars to do it. What do they care anyway? The tax payer will pay for it. This is no way to run a country. It's only a way to take away everyone's liberty without gaining any benefit from it at all. Because governments don't know limits or boundaries, and so they don't know how to do something in moderation. It's too much, too late, ineffective, expensive, and it will accomplish nothing. If only I were running for President right now. Everything would be okay.

  34. ParanoidLinux by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Geez, this makes me wonder how well that ParanoidLinux project is coming along. This sort of story really shows why it's such a good idea—having anonymity and encryption is good, but having them auto-configured and applied seamlessly to your online presence is better, especially since privacy is everyone's right, not just techno-geeks'. With undirected, warrantless government monitoring going on, even non-technical users should start asking for good privacy tech. (Disclaimer: Auto-configuration and seamlessness are not necessarily goals of the ParanoidLinux project, but I anticipate that it could be done if enough developers get involved. I am not involved in the project.)

    Hmm, turns out they made their first alpha build earlier this week. That's good news; I've been worried that it would turn into vaporware. (Although in the spirit of the article I suppose I should spell that "vapourware".)

  35. Annoyed by QuoteMstr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are many people to whom the UK's system is perfectly reasonable.

    Earlier tonight, I had an argument tonight with this woman who favors censoring YouTube. It went like this:

    Her: I can't believe people put videos of woman being raped up on YouTube. They should stop that.

    Me: Well, they'll take them down, and they're usually taken down pretty damn fast.

    Her: Thousands of people can see the videos on the meantime. YouTube should screen all videos before putting them up. If they won't do it, they should be forced.

    Me: Ugh. That would break YouTube. The expense would be huge. It'd drive YouTube out of business. Would you really rather have no YouTube at all?

    Her: Then we'll have the government pay for it, or even set up an agency to review the videos.

    Me: The cost to society would still be astronomical. And doing that would provide a very easy avenue for the government to censor anything anyone finds offensive. It's dangerous. If you want to go down that route, why not pass a law stipulating some huge fine for posting videos of rape? Then YouTube will at least be forced to comply on its own.

    Her, crying by this point: I don't care. Fines aren't good enough. People might still see the videos. We have to filter them all.

    [cut argument about my supposedly not knowing when to stop debating]

    Her: It's not about 'cost to society', it's about protecting women. I'm appalled that you would put not being censored ahead of that. I don't know if I can care about someone who doesn't want to protect women. You should go.

    Keep in mind this woman will have a doctorate in less than a year. *sigh*

    1. Re:Annoyed by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You just got caught in one of those "Why do you keep nagging about warrants, don't you want to catch the pedophiles! OMG won't someone think of the children!?" except in this case with censorship, rapists and raped women respectively. Once you get locked into that arena that it's the cost of putting a few reviewers in place vs raped women, you're going to lose as it's always [generic right] vs [vile, horrible people that don't deserve it]. You have to get the big picture in there somehow.

      Her: Then we'll have the government pay for it, or even set up an agency to review the videos.

      Look, YouTube is not that unique - people use it only because it's a simple, free and quick way to share videos. If you start making it cost money or involve a lot of beureucracy, people will simply share it on a different site, or send videos directly or share on P2P or torrent sites or one in a million other ways that you couldn't stop without killing the whole Internet. Almost all the videos on youtube today are legal, it's a great way for people to share experiences and you want to kill it because it doesn't catch people before they do something bad. It's like people speeding through residential areas, we don't catch them before they run into a traffic control. Your suggestion is like saying we need a police man in every passenger seat to make sure the driver never exceeds the speed limit in the first place, and anything less is unacceptable. Don't think I'm not sorry for the women in those videos because I am, but this would only drain a huge amount of resources that could be used for much more important things, like say catching the people making those videos.

      --
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  36. Re:Ineffective as well? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Offcourse not! Why do you question the intellect of the UK government?

  37. USA NOT SAFE! by BountyX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My fellow americans:
    Guess what? This is as much our burden as it is the UK's. There is an american agenda being pushed here. We already know that the USA's biggest survelliance post is the UK (See NSA's menwith hill listening post). We already know a large amount of traffic is routed through the UK. Finally, we already know the US does not spy on its own citizens, it tells the UK to. In return, the US spies on the UK citizens. That way we're not breaking laws right? This is not a UK only thing. The UK is being used as a world wide communications filter. Let's see average person on earth is connected between 6 hops to any other person on earth. 5 more of these setups and that should have enough data to cover every connected individual, on average. Please check my stats and references and correct me if I am wrong (I recalled them from memory). *sigh, The sad thing is just by knowing your being watched you lose a degree of freedom.

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    Trying to install linux on my microwave, but keep getting a kernel panic...
  38. Human Rights Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Excuse me but:

    Article 12.

                No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.

    From the Universal Declaration of Human Rights as stated by the UN.

    http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html

  39. Dear Number 10 by coaxial · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know we're your wayward cousins from "across the pond" So you can be forgiven if you didn't get the memo. Allow me to quote the most relevant part:

    Pattern-Seeking Data-Mining Methods Are of Limited Usefulness

    Routine forms of data mining can provide important assistance in the fight against terrorism by expanding and speeding traditional investigative work, the report says. For example, investigators can quickly search multiple databases to learn who has transferred money to or communicated with a suspect. More generally, if analysts have a historical basis for believing a certain pattern of activity is linked to terrorism, then mining for similar patterns may generate useful investigative leads.

    Far more problematic are automated data-mining techniques that search databases for unusual patterns of activity not already known to be associated with terrorists, the report says. Although these methods have been useful in the private sector for spotting consumer fraud, they are less helpful for counterterrorism precisely because so little is known about what patterns indicate terrorist activity; as a result, they are likely to generate huge numbers of false leads. Such techniques might, however, have some value as secondary components of a counterterrorism system to assist human analysts. Actions such as arrest, search, or denial of rights should never be taken solely on the basis of an automated data-mining result, the report adds.

    The committee also examined behavioral surveillance techniques, which try to identify terrorists by observing behavior or measuring physiological states. There is no scientific consensus on whether these techniques are ready for use at all in counterterrorism, the report says; at most they should be used for preliminary screening, to identify those who merit follow-up investigation. Further, they have enormous potential for privacy violations because they will inevitably force targeted individuals to explain and justify their mental and emotional states.

    What? You were aware? You just don't care. You like establishing a culture of fear for political purposes, and don't care about what us eggheads say? Oh sorry. Keep calm and carry on.

    The National Academies.

  40. Re:Mod parent insightful/funny/informative by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's already way past bad enough for revolution, and no one outside of /. seems to care.

  41. Tie it in to the CCTVs with speakers by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Funny

    It will be very handy to be strolling down the street and have a helpful government man spot you and say "You've got mail".

    --
    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
  42. lemme try this out myself... by drueffni · · Score: 3, Funny

    select count(*) from ukmail where content like '%terrorist%' or content like '%bomb%';

    +----------+
    | count(*) |
    +----------+
    5 gazillion |
    +----------+
    1 row in set (in 82 years 3 months 18 days 3 hours 18.2 seconds)

  43. A Musical Message to the British Government by bds1986 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm writing my friend a message
    In plaintext for you to see
    His name it is Osama
    And his last name starts with B

    My friend he makes explosives
    And possibly anthrax
    He sends it via envelope
    And tiny little sacks

    He doesn't like some people
    He calls them infidels
    He mentioned he was going
    To send them all to hell

    This message is sarcastic
    I know no terrorists
    But it's got a lot of keywords
    That are on your danger lists

    Your policemen may not like it
    But to them I will scoff
    I don't like in England
    So you can just f*** off.

  44. https://yro:slashdot.org by messner_007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    https://yro.slashdot.org/.... Why can't I browse slashdot with https ???

  45. Send SMALL email by Skapare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right now they are just going to record who sent something to whom. So send only SMALL messages and send a lot of them. And use a lot of different email addresses so every possible combination gets recorded. And be sure to reply. Drown out the spam!

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  46. Monsters Are Due on Maple Street by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From "the official government website for citizens":
    This email snooping bill is meant

    to ensure strict safeguards continue to strike the proper balance between privacy and protecting the public.

    Since there is no privacy in Britain anymore then this should be rather easy to accomplish,

    As a person who does not live in Britain how can I ensure that the British government is not reading the email that I send to my British friends? The British government already said that they will insist on people giving them private keys to encrypted materials. It's about time that I started sending suspicious emails to police offers in Britain. We need a good "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" (Ref. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monsters_Are_Due_on_Maple_Street) scenario to happen in Britain.

  47. Calm down, everybody by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is this different from what is already in place? Phone companies and ISPs already keep logs and records of these things; how else would the phone company be able to send you a itemised bill? Tne new thing is that they want to collect it in one, central database for convenience.

    Nobody in their right mind would imagine that any government authority would be able to listen to all phone conversations happening in the UK or read all emails being sent - let alone analyse them and understand them. And that's just the meaningful emails - add SPAM to that; it just can't be done. So where is actually the big, bad surveillance? As far as I can see, the reason why they want this is because it takes too long to go and retrieve the records from individual ISPs and phone companies - it was a lot easier when there was only one phone company. Speed is of the essence in dealing with crime, especially since they can't get through with extending the period the police can retain terror suspects, and having it all in one database will make it a lot faster to find out who communicated with your suspect when and where.

    So, is it worth making a big fuss about? Not to my mind. What does worry me is that this is yet another big project that a public authority will let EDS handle. That combination has in the past led to too many failures and I think they are going to waste a lot of money at a time when it would be better spent elsewhere. That should comfort those who are worried about this project - it doesn't have much chance of getting off the ground. Of course, it shouldn't take a competent database developer many months to make this work; perhaps they should have chosen to develop it as open source?

  48. Get the facts! by Macka · · Score: 3, Informative

    Exactly. Ericcantona, the poster of this story is having a good laugh at the expense of the tin foil hat brigade frothing at the mouth over this. Especially considering what he posted is complete mis-information. Here's a quote from an informed article:

    The laws order the retention of who called whom, when and for how long but not the content of phone calls. The internet log retention orders will also mandate the keeping of information on a user's activity but not the content of any communications.

    A telecoms business lobby group told OUT-LAW.COM at the passing of the Regulations last year that the orders would have little impact on the industry.

    "The reality is that nothing much has changed. The new legislation will make little practical difference as most telecoms providers keep certain information for billing purposes and customer records," said Michael Eagle of the Federation of Communications Services. "That information would be enough to meet the requirements of law enforcement agencies. There is no need to keep more data that you are ever likely to be asked for."

    Only a fool believes everything he/she reads on Slashdot without checking out the facts first.

  49. Oblig. Orwell by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We have always been at war with $enemy.

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    1. Re:Oblig. Orwell by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Somehow, I doubt even Orwell conceived of a situation where $enemy =~ /abstractnoun/, though.

      On the subject of spin, I love this quote quote from Jacqui Smith (from TFA):

      What we will be proposing will be options which follow the key principles which govern all our work in this area - the principles of proportionality and necessity.

      I've got a quote for her, too, from a Prime Minister of days gone by, William Pitt:

      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.

      --
      If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
    2. Re:Oblig. Orwell by BurtCrep · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, history has shown us that occasional revolutions and civil wars are also necessities to social balance. After a few centuries of relative freedom, we seem to be going back toward Big Power these days. In a few more centuries (or decades in this era of disposable empires), the necessities of the ruling class will be counterbalanced by others. Let's just hope that the 21st century will allow us to do it cleanly this time...

    3. Re:Oblig. Orwell by tha_mink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, history has shown us that occasional revolutions and civil wars are also necessities to social balance. After a few centuries of relative freedom, we seem to be going back toward Big Power these days. In a few more centuries (or decades in this era of disposable empires), the necessities of the ruling class will be counterbalanced by others. Let's just hope that the 21st century will allow us to do it cleanly this time...

      I really couldn't agree more. I think that over the years, everyone in almost every line of work has looked to technology to make their job easier/better/more accurate and that includes big government. I am really shocked if TFS is correct. There would be no way that any society would allow the government to record all telephone conversations or photo copy all regular mail, so why is this form of communication OK to archive? Because of its relative ease.

      --
      You'll have that sometimes...
  50. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by radio4fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh for fucks sake.

    The Gestapo rounded up and executed the political opponents of Hitler. Thousands of Germans were killed in 1942. These people were not resistance fighters but students, trade unionists, 'communists', etc.

    The Gestapo had V-men in every part of German society and bureaucracy. To suggest that they respected anyone's privacy is absurd.

    The Gestapo were part of the SS, who killed several old men in my village in reprisal for a stolen map.

    Please maintain a sense of perspective. What Britain is doing is frightening and stupid, but it is not comparable to the Gestapo, SS, Stasi, Guoanbu, KGB etc.

    Signed, a refugee from Britain now living in a house in France once occupied by the SS.

  51. Fight back using their own legislation against thm by Vitani · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the information in the database can be used to identify you (which it obviously can at the very least for emails & mobile phone communications) then you can send a Freedom of Information Request to the Government to be sent a copy of said information.

    Now, in itself one request wouldn't really make them reconsider - but if a few tens of thousand or more people started making these demands - which the government has to comply to - then they might get so swamped with requests, that it becomes too costly to maintain the system.

  52. We need more spam! by StoatBringer · · Score: 2, Funny

    One way to combat this stupid idea is to increase the amount of spam-mails on the net, filling their uber-database with endless crap.
    Have an email client which silently replies to each and every spam you receive, while also junking it so that you never see it. When every computer is sending out hundreds of replies to spam every day the surveillance database will have to handle billions of messages.

    Apart from the internet melting under the load, what could go wrong?

    --
    Cress, cress, lovely lovely cress
  53. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by freedom_india · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Gestapo was different from SS, which was different from SA.
    Although Gestapo was "owned" by SS, it was administered by the Reich Security Service. Similar to all other dual-control organisations which Hitler in his inherent supreme paranoia wanted to be: fighting amongst each other.
    The fact of German V-men has been a myth. Even in 1939, Gestapo employed only about 60-90 informers in Saar-Brucken area.
    Iam not justifying Gestapo or Hitler's atrocities.
    Am just stating facts: yes in wartime people do get shot for stealing maps. The same way iraqis are "collaterally killed" by US troops.
    What Britain is doing is very very frightful. This kind of ALL-Seeing information falling into the hands of a paranoid like Hitler is enough to throw the country into chaos and war easily.
    Plus why can't the government become more transparent? They seek to x-ray me, but stall investigations into their own incompetency or outright bribery allegations.
    How come the State is more important than me? Am the State, and this is a Government for the people.
    In every way this ruling is more dangerous.

    --
    "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  54. You are doing it wrong by Exanon · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you said you wanted to be like the USA, we didn't think you would take the worst parts!

  55. What the hell? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What the hell is going on in the UK? I mean, shit, the U.S. is bad, but at least we have the EFF and the ACLU to slow this stuff down.

    This is fucked up. UK citizens, how do we help? I mean, shit, if it happens in the UK, it will probably come to the U.S. (and vice versa)

  56. Or you could join the online petition against it by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 4, Informative

    A petition has already been started on the downing street website (http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/no-to-1984/).

    Feel free to express your views against this.

    --
    "Because we are not employing at entry level, offshoring will kill our industry stone dead."
  57. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by freedom_india · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am sorry for misunderstanding what you said earlier.
    But tell me, how far is it going from this draconian law to becoming a Gestapo state?
    Fifty years ago such laws would be have been shouted down by the press and people, not to mention the government itself, but today everyone is silent.
    Plus, today if am jailed for forgetting an encryption key, tomorrow my neighbors may be jailed for not telling the government i encrypt my disks!
    Freedom is a fragile delicate flower. Once lost, regaining it is a lost cause.
    The more we allow government into our private lives, the more we will be pushed out of our homes.
    Soon, the schools will be teaching that spying on parents for seditious thoughts is a necessity for security. They will also teach that Security over Freedom is more preferable and that in order to prevent terrorists it is necessary to spy on everyone's bedroom activities since if terrorists can be stopped from being conceived, then the State has ensured security for all.
    Tell me where will it stop.

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    "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  58. Another misleading summary by Gimble · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not that I agree with the governments intentions, but the measure that is proposed intends to collect data about communications, not the content.

    That is the destination of every email, phone call and start and end time of every session with an ISP will be logged.

    Some of this is required due to EU law, but other measure are UK only.

    See the Register story or the actual consultation doc.

  59. Rise up and stop this by HertzaHaeon · · Score: 2, Informative

    A surveillance program (not quite the same as the UK one, but still) was recently fought back here in Sweden. It was mainly a protest led by bloggers, both liberals and leftists, who forced the government into an embarassing crisis as big media and people in general noticed what was happening. The government finally was forced to make big changes, and more importantly, they were taught an important lesson. Perhaps now they fear us, the people, a little bit.

    It is possible to fight someone like this. So why aren't people doing just that in the UK? Take it to the blogosphere and the streets. If you don't protest loudly, I'm sorry to say you deserve what you get.

  60. Everyone needs to use encryption by elfguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Every email needs to be encrypted and every web site needs to use SSL. That's the only way we'll beat all the control attempts by the various governments.

  61. How does this change the current situation? by JCWDenton · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How's this different from the systems already in place in the UK and Europe? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_data_retention

    On 15 March 2006 the European Union formally adopted Directive 2006/24/EC, on "the retention of data generated or processed in connection with the provision of publicly available electronic communications services or of public communications networks and amending Directive 2002/58/EC"

    The Directive requires Member States to ensure that communications providers must retain, for a period of between 6 months and 2 years, necessary data as specified in the Directive

    * to trace and identify the source of a communication;
    * to trace and identify the destination of a communication;
    * to identify the date, time and duration of a communication;
    * to identify the type of communication;
    * to identify the communication device;
    * to identify the location of mobile communication equipment.

    UK:

    SMS, EMS and MMS Data - retention period 6 months. Calling number, IMEI - Called number, IMEI - Date and time of sending - Delivery receipt - if available - Location data when messages sent and received, in form of lat/long reference.

    Email Data - retention period 6 months. Log-on (authentication user name, date and time of log-in/log-off, IP address logged-in from) - sent email (authentication user name, from/to/cc email addresses, date and time sent) - received email (authentication user name, from/to email addresses, date and time received).

    ISP Data - retention period 6 months. Log-on (authentication user name, date and time of log-in/log-off, IP address assigned, Dial-up: CLI and number dialed, Always-on: ADSL end point/MAC address (If available).

    Web Activity Logs - retention period 4 days. Proxy server logs (date/time, IP address used, URL's visited, services. The data types here will be restricted solely to Communications Data and exclude content of communication. Web browsing information is retained to the extent that only the host machine or domain name (web site name) is disclosed. For example, within a communication, data identifying www.homeoffice.gov.uk would be traffic data, whereas data identifying www.homeoffice.gov.uk/kbsearch?qt=ripa+traffic=data would be content and not subject to retention.

    Other Services - retention period relative to service provided. Instant Message Type Services (log-on/off time) if available.

    Collateral Data - retention period relative to data to which it is related. Data needed to interpret other communications data, for example the mapping between cell mast identifiers and their location, and the translation of dialing (as supported by IN networks.

    Does the proposal apply only to emails send from eu/uk based ((web)email)providers? Or any emails travelling through their networks?

  62. Re:Jeeee-zus by evilandi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hey, Britain. What's going on over there?

    Nothing.

    Yet again, Slashdot has confused "a proposal by a British government minister" with "a law which has been passed by both Houses of Parliament". The former has occured, the latter has not.

    It won't happen for two reasons:

    1. The upper house (House of Lords) is stuffed full of Conservatives who can't be removed (and won't support it.

    2. The lower house (House of Commons) is up for election in less than two years. The Conservatives will win by a landslide and the intercept programme will be cancelled.

    3. Nobody is stopping anyone from running their own mailserver with TLS. Whilst it is theoretically practicable to monitor email traffic from all UK ISPs, it is not theoretically practicable to monitor encrypted email servers in every household. Running your own mailserver is neither difficult nor expensive these days. Ditto using an offshore mailserver and connecting through encrypted POP/IMAP.

    The real scandal here is that a government minister should suggest spending quite so much money on something that is so trivial to circumvent.

    [Remember, in the UK, right-wing (Conservatives, capitalists, currently opposition but widely expected to win in 2010 by a landslide) = libertarian, left-wing (Labour, socialists, current government) = authoritatian. There are other significant parties such as the Liberal Democrats who do pretty much what it says on the tin.]

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  63. Re:wtf by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the current value of our dollar, they won't care to lose your patronage. :(

    --
    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  64. At least they're honest about it by pseudorand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: At least they're honest about it. If you don't think the US government already does the same thing, you're deluding yourself. They just don't tell us about it.

  65. no, we got over that stuff years ago by fantomas · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hopefully we got over that blowing up people from another religious viewpoint so our people from the "true religion" can run the country stuff years ago.

    Actually, not that long ago in Northern Ireland but thankfully it seems to be stopping.

    That was after all the reason Guy Fawkes and his friends went to blow up Parliament and the King - not because they wanted an anarchist freestate, or a republic, but because they wanted the protestant king and parliament out and replaced with their chosen catholic king and parliament.

  66. oblig alpha centauri by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2

    ...free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

    Commissioner Pravin Lal
    "U.N. Declaration of Rights"

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    "I only speak the truth"
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