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First Official Photos From New Star Trek Movie

Philias Fog writes "The most secret project in Hollywood is finally lifting its skirt. Today Paramount released a number of images for their new Star Trek movie directed by JJ Abrams. Shots include images of the bridge of the Enterprise, the villain Nero, a ship (not the Enterprise) and all of the crew in uniform. TrekMovie.com has a complete set of photos and links to all the new shots."

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  1. Spock by gijoel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't get over the fact that Zachary Quinto (Sylar) from Heroes is Spock. I keep expecting that the plot will be about a bunch of scalped corpses being found all over the Enterprise.

    1. Re:Spock by Alicat1194 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mind-meld, mind removal, it's all the same.

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    2. Re:Spock by Notquitecajun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, no kidding. Poor Quinto has pretty much a ruined career, because EVERY time I see him on screen I'll be thinking, "Can't trust him! That's Sylar! Kill him now or it's gonna get worse!!!"

  2. Looking at the pictures.. by Splab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    leaves me wondering why they put a kid in charge of a space ship...

    1. Re:Looking at the pictures.. by CXI · · Score: 2, Funny
      leaves me wondering why they put a kid in charge of a space ship...

      It's obvious. Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young, Doctor!

    2. Re:Looking at the pictures.. by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would think CleverNickName would be the best person to answer that one.

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    3. Re:Looking at the pictures.. by pmontra · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shatner was 35 when he started acting as J.T. Kirk. Pine is 28. He has about the right age for the role he has to play in the story of the Kirk character. Furthermore people at 28 can already be everything they'll ever be if they're really good.

    4. Re:Looking at the pictures.. by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would think CleverNickName would be the best person to answer that one.

      Unlikely, looks like he hasn't commented on Slashdot since January.

      In other news, a giant wooshing sound caught thousands of noobs by surprise today.

    5. Re:Looking at the pictures.. by falcon5768 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Im almost 30 and guess what, not for nothing but I look a hell of a lot more like Pine than I do Shat when he was Kirk. Back then hollywood tended to have older actors play younger characters, to the point that once you have actors who ARE the actual age of the characters play them, it seems jarring.

      You know another thing, I love how people call it Star Trek 90210, yet people fail to remember the entire cast of that show minus Brian Austen Green was like 25 when they started. They where 25 and playing 16 year olds.

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    6. Re:Looking at the pictures.. by SimonGhent · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seen many old astronauts lately?

      Buzz Aldrin's 78

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    7. Re:Looking at the pictures.. by blueturffan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      8 feet away is pretty impressive, but in 1969, I stood about 240,000 miles away from Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin!

  3. Re:no comment by bpjk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK, here ya go:

    How on earth can the entire command staff of the Enterprise be that young? They don't require people to have serious experience (time in the field) before they can get to positions of that much responsibility?

    An adolescent captain just looks wrong...

    At least they got that right in (most) of the other Treks.

    Other than that, nice pics; love the angry Spock one :-)

  4. Is it just me... by Darundal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...or were you expecting something closer to the series insofar as ship design is concerned? After seeing the pics of the shuttle (specifically, the control console) I figured that the ship interiors would be tastefully done updates, not complete redesigns.

  5. Isn't that why they chose Trek? by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To get the fans who MUST watch everything under that name ... because they fell in love with something in a previous series / movie / cartoon / book?

    So why complain when those same fans complain that X doesn't match the way it was depicted in Y?

    If the movie is good enough on its own, then the complaints will be minor nit-picks.

  6. Why don't you people get a life! by bugeaterr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Correction:
    Why don't.... you... people.... ..... .....
    Get a life!

  7. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bah.

    There are rules. Well, mostly. The rules for rec.arts.startrek.* from way back when seem to apply just as well today: if you saw it on the screen, large or small, it's 'canon' -- officially part of the Trek Universe.

    Any discrepancies in on-screen material are just blown off as a YATIs -- Yet Another Trek Inconsistency. It's not like a movie and television project that has spanned almost 40 years, 5 television series, about a dozen movies and has had literally hundreds of writers can possibly keep everything consistent. Get over it.

  8. Those uniforms by Fri13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ST:NG had good uniforms. All the uniforms looks like joggin suits on those shots. No style, no correct tags and rankings etc.

    Check out the Star-Trek Next Generation season 5-6 uniforms what example a Jean-Luc Picard had.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Luc_Picard

  9. Pike/Spock Retcon by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So Spock's not in Pike's crew at this time, and not wearing the older gold/beige uniforms?

  10. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well this pretty much tossed cannon out the window. As well any form of realism. A bunch of friends at the academy then they all get split up for about a decade as they advance in ranks on their own missions. Then they all happen to go back to the same ship.

    I find it kinda hard to swallow that Sulu took an additional 25 years to rank captain. Being that he was in the same inner circle, as Captain Kirk and friends.

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  11. Plot synopsis by Notquitecajun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's JJ Abrams, which means we get to start out in the middle of the story, backtrack to "where it all began," and finish up with a fun-filled exciting resolution!

    MI:III I'm betting was just a rehash of an unused ALIAS script.

    Not that he does bad work, it's just a little repetitive after a while.

    1. Re:Plot synopsis by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Abrams loves to use the classic literary device named "in medias res" (Latin for "into the middle of things")
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_medias_res
      Hope this movie is very well done and that the acting.... for... Kirk.... is... Overacted... IN... The ... True... Shatner... Style... (Though it will be very hard for any new Trek movie to top Montalban's Kahn villain character though...)

  12. Why!?! by flajann · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why oh why are they doing a remake of the old generation? I would much rather see something fresh and new. There is no way I will accept this "Spock" as being the Spock I grew up with!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Why!?! by moriya · · Score: 3, Funny

      Be glad that Lucas and Spielberg's hands were nowhere near this film. It's either this or seeing a CG render of McCoy.

    2. Re:Why!?! by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every Star Trek iteration has been an entirely new crew, ship, and usually mission statement. The only way to not just be "more of the same" is to revisit existing characters.

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    3. Re:Why!?! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      RAPE! RAPE!

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  13. Re:no comment by bds1986 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I assume you're referring to the pic of the shot-up starship. Couldn't the fires be feeding on oxygen escaping from hull breaches?

  14. Re:no comment by dnoyeb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It looks like High School Space Capades. These kids are way too young and they all look way too much the same. AND William Shatner IS Captain Kirk. There is no way you can cast anybody as Kirk but Shatner. Why even go there? If they want to appeal to new younger croud, then just call it Star Trek: ABC or something. They don't know Kirk anyway. I don't think any trekkies will be happy with that.

    I seriously had to check if it was April 1.

  15. I hate Hollywood. by McFortner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are there any beloved childhood memories that Hollywood hasn't raped the corpse of yet?

    Speed Racer: check
    Battlestar Galactica: check
    Star Trek: check
    Buck Rogers: pending

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    1. Re:I hate Hollywood. by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Informative

      Buck Rogers: pending

      They did that in the 70's. The classic Buster Crabbe cinema serial dates back to the 30's, and the character dates to the late 20's.

      Hollywood has been raping childhood memories for a lot longer than you might think.

    2. Re:I hate Hollywood. by Amiralul · · Score: 2, Informative

      You forgot Knight Rider, Superman (well, kind-of), Indiana Jones, Star Wars.

    3. Re:I hate Hollywood. by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The current Galactica is far superior to the tripe from my childhood. I'm probably in the minority but I really did enjoy Enterprise as well. Voyager with Captain Duck got lame fast.

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    4. Re:I hate Hollywood. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They didn't do (as in "rape") Captain Future yet. Although one could argue that the Japanese already did that to the literary figure.


      Well, whatever they do, a Captain Future movie would be met with disapproval in Germany. We're used to having a version of Captain Future with our own special sound track (that, in my opinion, is vastly superior to the original one). In no way would we agree to a Captain Future movie with background music that doesn't sound like Feinde greifen an or Hurra, wir fliegen, not to mention Ken.

      To give you an impression of the German soundtrack here's a link to Feinde greifen an ("Enemies attack"), essentially the action scene BGM. Oh, and the German opening; after having sat through the American one I'm suddenly very happy that the German version was contractually obliged to have no lyrics.

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    5. Re:I hate Hollywood. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      they aren't raping anything, they're re-imagining.

      Your Honour, the defendant didn't rape the victim. He simply re-imaginined her vagina with his penis in it.

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  16. Speaking... by DougF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who watched TOS on a black and white 9" TV with a towel under the door to hide the light from my parents (it was on after bed time)...I welcome a "refreshing" of the Star Trek ensemble. The key to success will be the script, not the special effects, a lesson not learned in a few previous Star Trek and most Sci-Fi movies...

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  17. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it kinda hard to swallow that Sulu took an additional 25 years to rank captain.

    Considering Sulu was running around with Kumar getting stoned on the weekends and escaping from Guantanamo, it's no wonder it took him so long.

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  18. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well this pretty much tossed cannon out the window.

    That's dangerous, artillery is quite heavy.

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  19. Nothing good acting can't fix. by RulerOf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That honestly depends on how good of an actor he is.

    I had no idea that I would end up loving Leonardo DiCaprio as much as I do now when I saw him in Titanic. But after seeing movies like Catch Me if You Can and The Aviator, you'll understand how simply being a good actor can negate these kinds of labels.

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    1. Re:Nothing good acting can't fix. by Bandman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My wife and I struggle with that all the damned time. I keep wanting to see him as a pretty boy whiner kid, but like you said, he keeps doing things like that. I eventually forgot that it was him in Blood Diamond. He's a good actor, as much as I hate to admit it.

    2. Re:Nothing good acting can't fix. by mdielmann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having watched a few episodes of Heroes this season, I'd say Quinto is a better actor than the character of Sylar called for until this season. I'm prepared to lay all the shitty lines he's had on the writers at this point, and not his two-dimensional acting. In two episodes, thanks to the joy of time travel, you see him as the classic psychotic villain, someone who's looking at his life and wondering if perhaps there's a better way, and a father who's desperately fighting his demons to give his kid the life he never had. And they were convincing, to me anyway.
      I think he'll play a Vulcan a million times better than what's-her-name from Enterprise, and give a respectable portrayal of Spock. His biggest problem is going to be acting in the shadow of Leonard Nimoy.

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  20. Star Trek New Voyages by Stavr0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first picture looks like it was taken from Star Trek New Voyages. The resemblance between John Kelly as Bones and Karl Urban is uncanny.

  21. Re:no comment by rugatero · · Score: 2, Informative

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but in this film they aren't yet the command staff, are they? My understanding is that this film is set back when the future Enterprise crew are still in the Academy.

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  22. Re:no comment by falcon5768 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pine is 28. Kirk was 30 when he took command of the Enterprise. Its not that they are so young its that Shatner was so OLD when he played Kirk (over 35 during the series) and your miss remembering how young Shatner really was in WNMHGB in comparison to the series proper which was filmed almost a year after the second pilot.

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  23. Re:no comment by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Try to think of it as Star Trek: 90210.

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  24. Re:no comment by inaneframe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, this is what is known as a "movie", bpjk. So I guess the more pertinent question is "are they all capable actors?" Anything is possible in a movie, whether they are too young or not is open for debate but again refer to the first sentence. You're worse than a lot of the Trekkies drooling over this. Sure I'm excited but I'm going to take it at base value, it's a movie and it has Nimoy's voice, cool. Always enjoyed the Star Trek movies more anyway. Can't wait. I'm also not going to get over-critical with this, it's a fucking movie. Get a fucking life.

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  25. Re:Most secret by moranar · · Score: 2, Funny

    This says it better than I can.

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  26. Re:no comment by ajs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Adolescent?! The guy's 28 years old. Check IMDB, at 28, he's the youngest member of the cast which averages in the mid-30s.

    You've been watching too much 90210, and may have actually come to believe that good looking mid-to-late 20s actors are teens. ;-)

  27. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by Sabathius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, Commander. In Quasar Delema, you used the auxiliary of Deck-B for Gamma Over-ride. But, online blueprints clearly indicate that Deck-B is independent of the Kined Matrix. We were just wondering where the error lies in that...

  28. Re:no comment by Bandman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not to be the trek fanboy I used to be, but Kirk was the youngest captain in starfleet history. I'm assuming this is before he was legendary, and I'm sure they're going to be making the movies about how he /became/ legendary. Anyway, carry on.

    PS - The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender...until they met Kirk

  29. Re:no comment by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that they put him (and the 90210 people) in a lot of makeup so that they don't look like 28 year olds. They don't look like real people at all. Why is it that in movies made after the 1980s people main characters can't look real? Even when the main character is supposed to be some sort of grungy curmudgeon, say Jack Black playing a pseudo-bum, he's caked in makeup so that he's a bum with the skin of an adolescent.

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  30. Re:no comment by Thiez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You'd be suprised how little time it takes for the air to escape from a relatively small container such as the Enterprise into a practically infinite vacuum through a hole a few inch in diameter.

    What bothers me more is the smoke in the left side of the picture. Anyone here knows how smoke 'should' behave in space?

  31. Hmmm by ZDRuX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I looked at the vidcaps and didn't see Picard. This movie has failed already.

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  32. Simon Pegg as Scotty by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's a good thing we have Shaun on board to keep this re-animated corpse under control.

    (Actually, I think it's really cool that he's involved. Might even make it worth watching.)

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  33. Re:no comment by jonas_jonas · · Score: 5, Funny

    PS - The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender...until they met Kirk

    This sounds awfully like:

    The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender...until they met Chuck Norris *gaah*

  34. Re:no comment by rezalas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, some people just *look* young. My ex is 27 and when she went to pick up a job application she was told "you have to be at least 16 sweetie". I've been carded in movies, and I'm 25. Its not uncommon for people that are healthy to appear young. Also, if you look at the time line for star trek, its all after a big war when we are recovering as a civilization. Even today the young are the ones who serve (at 23, you are considered an "old man" in basic training even today). Who is to say there are that many capable old soldiers left to command a starship AND run a whole fleet of them? Perhaps the oldest and most veteran are needed elsewhere, so they let the younger generation carry the front lines (also, not uncommon).

  35. Re:no comment by andrewd18 · · Score: 5, Funny

    WNMHGB

    Gesundheit.

  36. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by VShael · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find it kinda hard to swallow that Sulu took an additional 25 years to rank captain.

    But haven't the fans complained for years about the prejudice against gays in Trek?

    Or did I misunderstand that?

  37. Alternate by waveformwafflehouse · · Score: 5, Informative

    More here

  38. Re:no comment by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    More like the Tiny Toon Adventures. And the Klingons are the Dizzy Devil, the Ferengi are Montana Max and the new enemy is ... of course... Elmyra.

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  39. Re:no comment by Like2Byte · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Too young, huh? Here goes. I'm an ex submariner. As near to a futuristic, fully-operational spaceship as we're likely to see in our lifetime is a naval submarine.

    The CO (That's "Commanding Officer") of our boat was a late thirty to a forty-something. An early forty-something. The remaining officers were (junior) sub thirties - One as young as 25. Ranking officers in US submarines tend to be younger than their surface fleet counterparts. Submariners are also a heck of a lot smarter. As a matter of fact, submarines are not run quite like surface fleet ships. Knowledge tends to drive submariners - not rank, so much. I've told junior to mid-ranking officers to go eff themselves after they've issued me a command to do something that they didn't realize would have disastrous consequences. When they complained, the senior officers told them to shut it, lest the rest of the crew loose more respect for that officer because of their lack of knowledge.

    Here's another little thing: My first CO and XO (Late 30s to early 40 (sub-43)) were the most charismatic leaders I've ever worked under. I would have followed them to the bottom of the sea. My next CO/XO combo (early 50s/late 40s) were, IMHO, more concerned with book-keeping. It was a very unhappy three years for the entire crew under the command of those asshats. Several ranking CPOs lost the ability to advance because of bad fit-reps these two shitheads issued - our COB committed suicide on board our boat for Christ's sake. The 'official' report said the command had nothing to do with it. Sure, right. I don't believe anyone believed it. The next CO I didn't stick around long enough to get to know.

    So, as for being too young? Not buying it. There are many ranking officers that are much younger than their ranking CPOs (high ranking enlisted) on board. Subsequently, junior officers are much younger than the Chief's on-board.

  40. Re:no comment by MoeDrippins · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't remember the formula, but I believe there is one that would give you a rate of transfer (and/or time taken) for the air to move from the Enterprise to space given some parameters; the pressure differential from inside to outside, the size of the hole, and some metric of the gas escaping (atomic weight; density? I've long since forgotten.)

    Of course, as the gas escapes the pressure changes so there'd be some calculus involved.

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  41. Re:no comment by PinkyDead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just a quick search with google, and the youngest US Navy Captain I can find was 27, while the Royal Navy's youngest was 29.

    Presumably Starfleet is an extension of current navies, so late twenties is not so strange. And IIRC, Kirk was supposed to be some kind of prodigy.

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  42. Re:It's dead Jim... by joeytmann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn it Jim! I am a small web server! Not a beowulf cluster!

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  43. Actually a very long time - 11.3 days by name_already_taken · · Score: 5, Informative

    You'd be suprised how little time it takes for the air to escape from a relatively small container such as the Enterprise into a practically infinite vacuum through a hole a few inch in diameter.

    What bothers me more is the smoke in the left side of the picture. Anyone here knows how smoke 'should' behave in space?

    Let's be generous and say a 10 cm hole - that's just under four inches.

    Well, I don't know the math, but I've worked around compressed air systems a little, and I found a little chart for gas flow through pipes of varying diameters and lengths. Air at atmospheric pressure is at 14.5 pounds per square inch - not very high pressure. This is not very high, so it's not like punching a hole in a compressed air tank.

    If we guess that the hull is 3 cm thick, and the hole is 10 cm in diameter (the hole is effectively a pipe), according to the ancient looking chart I found, the flow rate is 748 liters per second. (This is assuming I'm interpreting this correctly).

    I can't be bothered to do too much googling for this, but a Constitution class starship is 305 meters long. Let's just guess that it's 120 meters wide and an average of 20 meters thick. I know rabid trekkies will correct all this, but it's not important to be all that accurate. 305 x 120 x 20 = 732,000 cubic meters. That's 732 million liters, for those still reading. 732 million liters divided by 748 liters per second is 978,609 seconds to empty the ship to vacuum.

    That's 11.3 days to empty the ship through a 10 cm diameter hole. All based on guesses and an old chart from an engineering handbook, but it's better than just saying "little time".

    Of course, I could be wrong.

    It might take longer; especially when you consider that as the ship empties, the internal pressure drops - when half the air is gone, the atmospheric pressure inside is only 7.25 psi, so the flow rate is also reduced in half - so it might take a month or more to completely equalize the internal and external pressures (external being close to zero).

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    1. Re:Actually a very long time - 11.3 days by TrekkieGod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know rabid trekkies will correct all this

      I wasn't going to, but now I can't resist.

      a Constitution class starship is 305 meters long

      Well, after the refit, the Enterprise became 305 meters long. However, the refit happened after the 5-year mission, so this Enterprise is 289 meters long.

      Let's just guess that it's 120 meters wide

      That's probably overestimating quite a bit. Sounds about right for the saucer section, but the engineering section isn't anywhere near as wide.

      and an average of 20 meters thick

      Well, the ship has 24 decks, but it's not a cube. Actually, that's really the biggest problem with your estimate there. You'd arrive at a much closer volume if you divided the ship up between saucer, nacelles, and engineering hulls. Then sum them up.

      but it's not important to be all that accurate

      Blasphemy! I have to head to work right now, but I somebody else should take my recommendation and get on that.

      The rest of your calculations seem pretty good, though :)

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    2. Re:Actually a very long time - 11.3 days by name_already_taken · · Score: 4, Funny

      A constitution class ship has neither an infinitely thin skin, nor is it 100% hollow, nor is it a perfect box. Your air volume calculation needs work.

      More or less what I said in my post. So what's your estimate, captain pedant?

      I guessed that the skin was 3 cm thick at the hull breach, but on TV it looks like several separate layers. I also remember what one of the "experts" said about the aircraft that hit the World Trade Center; that the aircraft had similar density to an empty soda can. Since aircraft and TV spacecraft seem to be somewhat similar in construction, I made an engineering decision to throw out the volume occupied by the material the ship itself is constructed from and it's contents.

      Heck, I made the ship a rectangular box. It doesn't look like one, but I remember from a course I took on designing gating systems for metal castings (fluid systems to feed odd-shaped empty cavities) that simplifying the shape you're trying to feed (to or from, it doesn't matter) makes the calculations a lot simpler. A more accurate volume guess would be a set of cylindrical sections (the saucer is a very short, wide cylinder for example).

      But, who has the time.

      Even if I did that, people like you'd probably want me to factor in the effect of bedsheets and seat cushions, and liquid water that would flash to steam from the sinks and toilets.

      In short, you can't ever make a rabid fan happy, so why even try?

      That was a rhetorical question, by the way.

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    3. Re:Actually a very long time - 11.3 days by IchNiSan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of that is assuming no one thinks to close the fucking blast doors.

  44. Re:no comment by thompson.ash · · Score: 3, Informative

    Talking of April...

    Wasn't Robert April captain of the Enterprise before Kirk?

    Hell, Robert April came before Pike...

    Or is this another Hollywood example of Continuity Be Damned...

    I suspect a lot of people are going to non-cannon this.

    It's like Kirk and Spock: The Frat Years

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  45. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    about a dozen movies and has had literally hundreds of writers can possibly keep everything consistent

    The problem I have (with any series) is when the writers get lazy. Many times I thought this of TNG when almost every problem could be solved by more power, creating some new exotic particle beam and Data remarking "it is possible, in theory". Phoning it in gets old fast.

    I thought the original series was more character-oriented in its drama, but then there were only 80 episodes compared to the 178 of TNG - and 176 (DN9), 172 (VOY). Hell Enterprise only had 98, but was getting tired.

    I'm sure this says something about either the writers of different generations, or the generations themselves -- or me [ I seem to like fewer and fewer kids on my lawn these days :-) ]

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  46. Arrgghh by cherokee158 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else think the bridge photo looks like a bad SNL sketch of Star Trek? Why does Uhuru look like she is about to check and see if our table is ready?

  47. Re:no comment by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if large clouds of gas (nebulae) can float around in space, then why can't smaller pockets of gas? and a photo captures a split-second view of an event, so even if the oxygen escaped very quickly, it could still combust before it becomes too dispersed.

    and since smoke is just a cloud of very fine particulates (solid, liquid, and gases) it would probably behave the same way as comet comas & tails, which are composed of similar physical particles. if there was a significant amount of smoke, it would surely be visible in space. it just wouldn't be disperse by wind like it would in an a gaseous atmosphere.

  48. Re:no comment by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 2, Informative

    IIRC, Robert April was captain of the Enterprise during its final testing and shakedown, which was largely confined to local space (solar system). Christopher Pike was captian during the initial missions after the Enterprise was placed into active service, and was generally referred to as her first captain. Kirk was her second, more famous, captain.

    Hollywood shoulda called me - I've known this stuff for 40 years....

  49. 13 psi you start to get wobbly by name_already_taken · · Score: 4, Informative

    At what point does the atmospheric pressure become dangerous to people inside the ship?

    At 5.8 psi you become unconscious, but even at 90% of normal atmospheric pressure (13 psi) most people would be strongly affected by the reduced oxygen saturation.

    You can imagine that the internal structure of the ship would slow the flow the further away from the breach you are, so pressure would be lowest in the breached compartment, and higher as you move away from it. Seems like automatic airtight doors are a staple of Star Trek, so chances are only that one compartment or an area of the ship would be affected anyway.

    Plenty of time to get to an escape pod, transport out, or put on a space suit, anyway.

    Unless you're standing next to the hole and get stuck to it. In which case you'd seal it nicely, saving the air and getting a nasty bruise.

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    1. Re:13 psi you start to get wobbly by Leebert · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless you're standing next to the hole and get stuck to it. In which case you'd seal it nicely, saving the air and getting a nasty bruise.

      All hail the inanimate carbon rod!

  50. Re:no comment by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Funny

    How dare you knock the Priceline Negotiator. I only have one thing to say about that...

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  51. Re:Lost me after "I did enjoy Enterprise" by trytoguess · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By last episode are you talking about the episode with a faction of human xenophobis, or the TNG episode that masquraded as an Enterprise episode with Riker playing make believe in order to resolve a moral conflict? Ugh, Trip pantomiming his death scene, and the entire Enterprise crew remaining stagnant for almost a decade? I'm about ready to accept the fanfics that claim it was all a pointless ruse by Section 31.

  52. Re:no comment by Neoprofin · · Score: 5, Funny

    They gave Janeway a ship and she got lost on her first day. Clearly Starfleet aint what it used to be.

  53. Re:no comment by Neoprofin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So if we made the next James Bond movie and had him played by Dakota Fanning it'd be ok as long as she put in a good performance?

    It's just a movie after all. I hear 50 Cent is still into acting, maybe we can remake Schindler's List since Indian Jones already got the new Speilburg treatment.

  54. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by dwye · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > No one's making the next Alien,

    Wasn't there one a year or two ago? The Aliens were in a ship run by the Predators, which crashed in Colorado?

    > the next Blade Runner,

    That would be the next movie based on something by Philip K. Dick (hopefully with actors, rather than tracings of them, this time).

    > the next Firefly.

    Go rent or buy a copy of Serenity. Better, buy 50-100 million copies, and pretty much guarantee that there will be another movie, even if River and Jayne have to make only cameos.

    > but as a sci-fi fan there's a part of me that's discouraged to see us mining 1966 for ideas.

    As opposed to mining the 19th century? The episode fighting the Planet Destroyer was Moby Dick, for instance. I have read theses claiming that all (written) Sci-Fi is 19th century literature, being the Literature Of Ideas, vs. the 20th century Literature Of Character And Consciousness.

    Anyway, all literature mines ideas from the Neolithic, if not the Paleolithic. Aliens could have been about hunting a cave bear in their own cave network, for instance.

  55. Re:no comment by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, this is what is known as a "movie", bpjk. So I guess the more pertinent question is "are they all capable actors?" Anything is possible in a movie...

    See, people throw this bullshit argument out all the time, but it's not some universal excuse that makes everything OK. Cultivating suspension of disbelief is not a trivial task. When writing a decent script taking place in any sort of fantasy world, a careful balance must be struck between the made-up shit and the realistic. What makes such TV and movies good is a solid, believable character interaction, and an internally consistent plot. It may take place in a fictional world, but if it has humans in it, they better damn well act like humans. No amount of "hey, it's just a movie" erases the fact that no responsible human would ever put a starship under the command of a bunch of kids! You can put all sorts of whiz-bang outlandish gizmos in their hand that shoot this imaginary particle, or that made-up energy beam and I'll go for it. But ask me to accept that this is the well-defined Star Trek universe, only for some reason they briefly decided "youth == wisdom" during the period portrayed in the movie, and I'm gonna call bullshit.

    Sure, there are plenty of people who will watch and accept any vapid trash you throw up on the screen, so long as it has explosions, boobies, and (most importantly) a twist ending. A lot of people watch Lost, Fringe, used to watch Alias, and actually went to see Mission Impossible 3. This just shows that there's a ready market to make a quick buck distracting folks for 47 minutes (or longer). Do you think any of those abysmal JJ Abrams stool samples will be selling heavily on [DVD|BluRay|*] in 20 years? Highly doubtful.

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  56. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have the solution to the problem of writers "phoning it in".

    We'll need to remodulate the tachyon emitters to emit a neoepinphrine pulse.

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  57. Re:no comment by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look at some pictures of famous people in their late-20s and early-30s from two hundred years ago. They look like they're in their forties or fifties, compared to our standards for today. It's not a stretch to imagine that, in the 23rd century, a 30 year old will resemble (to our eyes) a young adult (16 to 22).

    Ref: Look at http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Declaration_independence.jpg. Notice how old Thomas Jefferson (tall figure in middle) looks. This painting is based on what he looked like 33, but he looks like an old man of 50.

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  58. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We'll need to remodulate the tachyon emitters to emit a neoepinphrine pulse.

    Theoretically, that should work.

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  59. I must be getting old. by Nethead · · Score: 2, Funny

    I must be getting old but it looks like a high school production of TOS to me.

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  60. Re:no comment by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Informative

    A good rule of thumb to use is: in a vacuum, a cloud of gas will expand at the current speed of sound in the gas. Of course, as it expands the sound speed drops, so the dispersal rate will drop drastically once the cloud, say, doubles in size. So, for the 10cm hole scenario in the GP post, the rate of air loss (area of hole x sound speed) would be about 150 cubic meters per minute at 1 atmosphere, not really an explosive decompression unless the flow rips the hole much wider.

    As for (emission) nebulae, they have the additional complications of arising from a self-gravitating molecular cloud and the fact that the expansion is isothermal (because of the nearby ionizing source. Also, they are honking huge, so it takes much longer to double in volume.

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  61. Question by rlp · · Score: 3, Funny

    I lost track, is this an even or odd Star Trek movie?

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  62. Re:What the fuck? by dwye · · Score: 2, Funny

    > So it ended up going to Cho even though Abrams was
    > a little unsure of casting a Korean as a Japanese officer.

    Sort of like being unsure of casting an Irishman as a Scottish engineer.

  63. Re:no comment by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    The reason that makeup is so heavy is that, when you're looking at a 3-story tall closeup in a theater, "average skin" looks like the surface of the moon, and it can be very distracting.

    Ah, I see you made the same mistake I did and saw "The Matrix" -- and specifically Lawrence Fishburn's face -- at an IMAX theater. [shudder]

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  64. wrong... by whopub · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, there are plenty of people who will watch and accept any vapid trash you throw up on the screen, so long as it has explosions, boobies, and (most importantly) a twist ending. A lot of people watch Lost, Fringe, used to watch Alias, and actually went to see Mission Impossible 3. This just shows that there's a ready market to make a quick buck distracting folks for 47 minutes (or longer).

    I disagree. Boobies are ALWAYS more important than a twist ending in my book.

  65. Gosh I've missed the fans by faraday_cage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahhhhh, I love the smell of fresh Star Trek discord and dissention in the morning. I've been missing it now for a couple of years since there's been no new Trek for us to nitpick about. I'm just waiting now for the Zombies to come out of Engineering right there behind Simon Pegg, and for Spock to start slicing open foreheads and we'll know we've reached complete fandom critical mass.

  66. Re:no comment by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's what happens when you let a woman drive.

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  67. Re:no comment by Stargoat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nelson was a post captain at 23.
    John Paul Jones commanded his first fighting ship at 29.
    Cochrane took a 32 gun frigate with a 16 gun sloop at the age of 26.
    Steven Decatur fought the Barbary Pirates in a sloop at 24.
    Edward Pellew was made post at 23. His brother Israel was made a commander at 32.
    I could go through most of the list of captains at Trafalgar and do the same thing.

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  68. Ohhh YEAH . . . by pugugly · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am *so* looking forward to this - a young Kirk shows his stuff before he becomes the legend he was in later life in a never before referenced adventure that completely ignores all prior continuity, but the entire crew of the Enterprise happens to be there for.

    I especially waiting on the next one, "Star Fleet Babies" where the entire crew of the Enterprise, being kept by odd coincidence in a babysitting clinic run by Amanda Rogers in Iowa, save the young federation from a very young Trelane of Gothos and the baby borg he teleports in after baby Spock beats him at chess.

    Pug

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  69. Re:no comment by jacks0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    That stardate makes no sense.

  70. Oh Great, Beverly Hills 90210 in Space by halfdan+the+black · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, what's the plot about, Kirk is grounded by his parents, but sneaks out and steals the Enterprise?

  71. Re:no comment by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about

    Star date Nine zero

    Two



    One zero.

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