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Major Advances In Knot Theory

An anonymous reader sends us to Science News, which is running a survey of recent strides in finding an answer to the age-old question: How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? "Mathematicians have been puzzling over that question for a century or two, and the main thing they've discovered is that the question is really, really hard. In the last decade, though, they've developed some powerful new tools inspired by physics that have pried a few answers from the universe's clutches. Even more exciting is that the new tools seem to be the tip of a much larger theory that mathematicians are just beginning to uncover. That larger mathematical theory, if it exists, may help crack some of the hardest mathematical questions there are, questions about the mathematical structure of the three- and four-dimensional space where we live. ... Revealing the full ... superstructure may be the work of a generation."

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  1. That may be interesting to knot theorists by 2.7182 · · Score: 0

    but I'd hardly call it an age old question. Never heard of it.

    1. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Funny

      e can't be serious.

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    2. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny thing, last year I competed in the Stanford Math Tournament and one of the rounds involved knot theory. http://sumo.stanford.edu/smt/ but for some reason they don't have that round in their list of problems, but these are the solutions: http://sumo.stanford.edu/smt/2008/Solutions/power-soln.pdf.

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    3. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by davester666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You wouldn't believe what just thinking about this is doing to my stomach...

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    4. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Uh, look up the "Homeomorphism problem". It is the central question of one of the unifying mathematical theories -- topology.

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    5. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by philspear · · Score: 4, Funny

      but I'd hardly call it an age old question. Never heard of it.

      Does that mean you're knot interested in it?

    6. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      It's making your stomach unsettled?

    7. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by davester666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why it's positively tied up in knots!

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    8. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir, (a+b^n)/(z) = x, hence God exists - reply!

    9. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by trick-knee · · Score: 4, Funny

      > e can't be serious.

      of course knot. e can't even round correctly. should be 2.7183. damn truncator.

    10. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yeah, but he's referring to the stupid thing about the number of ways to tie your shoes.

    11. Re:That may be interesting to knot theorists by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Which is one of the more tractable aspects of the homeomorphism problem -- the classification of knots in three-space.

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  2. An easy answer by $0.02 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? The answer is very easy ... knot.

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    1. Re:An easy answer by Baron+Eekman · · Score: 1
      There's this joke at the end of a book, I think Knots and Physics by Louis Kauffman.

      A student comes in and asks:
      - What's your favourite branch of mathematics?
      - Well, knot theory
      - Yeah, me neither

  3. How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by poached · · Score: 3, Insightful

    42

    1. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by TheABomb · · Score: 1, Funny

      And there goes another perfectly good universe down the tubes.

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    2. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      About two trillion actually...

      http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/2trillionmethods.htm

    3. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by gsgriffin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its actually 84. You forgot that you can always double-knot each of them too.

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    4. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      how the fuck is 42 insightful? its funny when you read it in that book, but seeing it here again and again is not even funny any more, let alone insightful

    5. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by fizzup · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't it be awesome, though, if the answer really was 42.

    6. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      how the fuck is 42 insightful? its funny when you read it in that book, but seeing it here again and again is not even funny any more, let alone insightful

      Someone's forgotten where their towel is.

    7. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by killmofasta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Absolutly WRONG.
      Limited only by string length,
      since you can alternate slip knots with square knots, you can form coded sequences.
      If you can form coded sequences, you can code both random numbers and irrational numbers.
      If you can code irrational numbers, like Ummm Hey whats that double T Symbol at the icon for the story .. Umm.. ok Pi! If you can ENCODE PI HOW MANY COMBINATIONS OF DIGITS DOES PIE HAVE?

      Jackson Pollock would be proud. ( Some call it pleasing, I call it vomit )

    8. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      How many combinations of digits does pi have?

      One.

      3.141592653589793...

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    9. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by laci · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you can decide independently for each whether to double-knot or not... So it's 2^42.

    10. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      when I first read the main page of slashdot, I said to myself, 42!, It's good to be able to laugh and be silly, and pay homage to the great number 42.

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    11. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42 times 42, 1764

    12. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that include chiral pairs?

    13. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, it'd be 42*42...

    14. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's implying that you're a knot-ist, and that one type of knot may not hold hands with another type of knot. Here in Fake America, where we are totally supportive of inter-knot touching, the real anwer is 42*42==1764

    15. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by overcaffein8d · · Score: 1

      Pie? Pie = pi + e = ~3.14 + ~2.72 = ~5.86

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    16. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

      Maybe we need to insert a bit of data. What are the length of the laces we are working with? Depending on the length of lace consumed by a know (assuming a tightening force equivalent to to perhaps 10lbs of pulling force and a lace width of 7mm and thickness of 2cm) we could potentially extent this by tripple or more...hence 42^42^42 or more. Do we really need to go into this more. What's the next topic coming up on /.?

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    17. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by killmofasta · · Score: 1

      From SAMPLING! and you dont know PI, like I know PI.

      The one Im talking about?

      3.14159265358979323846264338327950288...

      So, just in the first sampling, we have

      0, 1
      1, 2
      2, 5
      3, 7
      4, 3
      5  4

      Etc... So we can encode the combinations in the following way.. top eye, skip 3, skip 1, skip 4, skip 1, skip 5, etc...etc until all the laces are in eyelets. It would appear to be a random ordering, but it could easily be reproduced. BUT we can start anywhere in the digit sequence, and encode from there...giving 2 trillian combinations, BUT we can arbirtarly assign the digits 3 to be a slip tie, and 2 to be a square tie. Add more complicated ties and encoding, and you far exceed the 2 trillion methods. ( in fact, my method would be 2^12 + 1! )

    18. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      From SAMPLING! and you dont know PI, like I know PI.

      No, I just didn't want to show off. From memory:

      3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399

      I used to know more, but I decided it wasn't a particularly fruitful or satisfying activity... about 30 years ago. I'm sure I'll start a chain of people one-upping each other until the lameness filter kicks in.

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    19. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by 74nova · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be (pi * e)?

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    20. Re:How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by killmofasta · · Score: 1

      Hehe! Yep. You know them. I had memorised the first 100, after my older brother used to say "Its as easy as PI 3.14, and rattle off 20 or so digits, so I looked up the first 100 digits, memorized them, and waited for the moment...

      Later, when I was taking calculus, I calculated the error in calculating the diameter vs the circumfrence of the observable universe. With 20 digits, your error is less than a kilometer. ( This was the Umm.. older model of the observable universe. There have been a lot of breakthroughs since then ).

      You can mod your geek score PI+2!!

  4. How many ways are there to tie your shoelaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knot many.

  5. Unless... by Slur · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Revealing the full... superstructure may be the work of a generation.

    ..assuming computers cease making any new advances.

    Mathematicians do rely on their ability to spot patterns and sense implications that no computer can likely sift for today. But this will not always be the case.

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    1. Re:Unless... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, if we discover hard AI and experience a singularity then mathematicians will be obsolete. Of course, so will the rest of us. I'm still going in to work on Monday. How about you?

    2. Re:Unless... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is a theorem that computers are not enough to do maths.

    3. Re:Unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't bet on it. People have been saying computers will get smarter since computers existed. It hasn't happened. The most they've been used for in math is brute force checking of ideas.

    4. Re:Unless... by tylerni7 · · Score: 1

      That isn't quite true. I'm assuming you are thinking of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del's_incompleteness_theorems and not some other very recent development, there is nothing that says a computer cannot do math/make proofs. Only that with a finite set of axioms, a computer (or a person) cannot prove an infinite number of things.

      There really is no reason that a strong AI couldn't prove something a human could, and computer assisted proofs are already quite common, although that is different than a computer proving something on it's own.

    5. Re:Unless... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      I was not thinking about GÃdels' incompleteness theorem. But we can use it too. One of the reasons GÃdel was so happy about that theorem is that it implies that (being imprecise...) no axiomatic system is sufficient to describe the integers. Therefore an axiomatic system (of the kind considered...) is never good enough to capture all the richness of behaviour of the integers.

    6. Re:Unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      experience a singularity

      That sounded dirty and sad at the same time..

    7. Re:Unless... by acheron12 · · Score: 1

      The brain is a computer too.

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    8. Re:Unless... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      [citation needed] What you may have in mind is that one can build models of the brain which are formally computers. But I doubt you are claiming you know how the brain works... No one does so far!

    9. Re:Unless... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Computing power has very diminishing returns, you can punch up a possible result in the computer and it'll pound throught it for a few million numbers or run a few million simulations. If it doesn't come back with a counter example, you might be on to something. But the chance that it'll actually give you any more useful information if you could run billions or trillions of tests isn't really all that great. There's the odd case like the four color theorem but it still took a lot more manhours than it took computer time.

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    10. Re:Unless... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Currently, computing power is not the bottleneck, but the algorithms. Exponentially growing computing power is just not that useful if you have to brute force search a knot space.

    11. Re:Unless... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm assuming you are thinking of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del's_incompleteness_theorems and not some other very recent development, there is nothing that says a computer cannot do math/make proofs. Only that with a finite set of axioms, a computer (or a person) cannot prove an infinite number of things.

      Godel doesn't say that an infinite number of propositions cannot be proved from a finite number of axioms. An infinite number of propositions about geometry can be proven from the handful of axioms of Euclid; there are an infinite number of right triangles, for example, and if we had an infinite set of geometry students we could keep each of them busy with trivial proofs about them like "Prove that angle ABC is 42.2718 degrees".

      What Godel says is that in any reasonably complex system, there exist propositions which are true but cannot be proven.

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    12. Re:Unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No. As a professional computer scientist, I think it is safe to say mathematicians are about the last people in the world to be in danger of losing their job to computers.

      If there's one thing computer science algorithmic theory has told us, it's that computers absolutely do have a limit on what they can do, no matter how fast the microchip gets. Complete searches (and that is what we're talking for computer proofs) are NOT getting any more feasible over time. 2^10000 branches will never be traversable.

      Pretty much the best possible scenario for computer proofs is basic geometry. After all, in US high school, students are taught "2-column" proofs that a computer could actually handle. And even here, computers suck compared to mediocre mathematicians. Why? Because anybody can trace basic implications like a computer does - that's the easy part. The ONLY real hard part is the flash of insight that computers can never do - e.g. why don't we consider this point that is only tangentially related and see how it somehow holds all the structure to solving the problem.

      Once you get into modern math, say knot theory, computers are completely hosed. A math paper might be 100 pages of prose, 80% of which might be insights like that thing above, and 20% of which might be basic implications that a computer can handle. And actually, it couldn't, because 20 pages in prose = 2000 pages in logic statements, and a computer will never be able to traverse that deep.

      There's a reason that every important computer proof up until now has relied on 0 insight from the computer... even something like the 4-color theorem is only using a computer to algorithmically check a finite number of trivial cases that would be impractical to check by hand. This approach does not generalize to making mathematicians obsolete.

    13. Re:Unless... by mochan_s · · Score: 3, Funny

      ..assuming computers cease making any new advances. Mathematicians do rely on their ability to spot patterns and sense implications that no computer can likely sift for today. But this will not always be the case.

      But, mathematicians have already proved that a computer will never be able to take a mathematician's job.

    14. Re:Unless... by acheron12 · · Score: 1

      Of course :) I just think that if physics can be computed, then certainly the brain can, so any fundamental limits on computation apply to the brain too.

      I think the brain can also emulate a computer, given enough time (assuming you can get around aging). There might be noise/errors but that's true of computer hardware too, just to a lesser extent, and there are algorithms to reduce it...

      Which would make brains and computers fundamentally the same, ignoring the pesky details of mortality and speed.

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    15. Re:Unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> 2^10000 branches will never be traversable.

      You sound like Billy Gates: 2^10000 = 1024^1000 = 1.9950e3010 is still a far cry from the memory requirements of Vista (in MB).

      We'll be there in no time.

    16. Re:Unless... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      You should get hold of Penrose's The Shadows of the Mind which, while very speculatve, is very interesting...

    17. Re:Unless... by pk2000 · · Score: 1

      Never? Heavier than air craft will never fly. there's world market for 10 computers. why would anyone want a computer in their home. 640k should be enough for everyone. Notice a pattern here? ... Maybe not

    18. Re:Unless... by nanostuff · · Score: 1

      The ONLY real hard part is the flash of insight that computers can never do

      My insight algorithm would disagree.

    19. Re:Unless... by DanielLC · · Score: 1

      Although it has been proven that there's no algorithm guaranteed to be able to prove, disprove, or prove unsolvable a given conjecture, or even to show weather or not it's provable, that applies to humans as much as to computers. That being said, humans aren't going to be obsolete in this matter, and will probably be much better than computers for a very, very long time.

    20. Re:Unless... by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      I would be careful not to underestimate computers. Already we've had computer programs that can independently discover concepts which are interesting to mathematicians. See for example http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refactorable_number The idea of a refactorable number was rediscovered independently by a computer program designed by Simon Colton to come up with interesting definitions. He;s done similar work not just in number theory but also in group theory. (Disclaimer: I'm the author of one of the papers mentioned in that article).

    21. Re:Unless... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      True that. Although it's often been said that computers can't create art (The massive philosophical debate is left as an exercise for the readers) and maths is one of the purest artforms.

  6. QED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Loop and Swoop
    Bunny Ears

    Where's my Nobel

    1. Re:QED by Carnivore · · Score: 1

      This one is quite good, especially for rock climbing and hiking.

    2. Re:QED by g-san · · Score: 1

      Why not just use the fieggen shoelace knot itself?

      Why wasn't I taught this when I was younger? All these damn posts and not one about a new way to tie your shoes.

    3. Re:QED by kisak · · Score: 1

      There is no Nobel prize in math. There is the Abel Prize and Fields medal though ...

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  7. !theory by russlar · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, can we abbreviate this "knot theory" to "!theory"?

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    1. Re:!theory by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I trow knot.

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    2. Re:!theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be nice now. Why do you want to lower Knot Theory to the level of Intelligent Design?

    3. Re:!theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. No we can't.

    4. Re:!theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it'd be k!theory...

    5. Re:!theory by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "No. No we can knot"

  8. The hardest math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That larger mathematical theory, if it exists, may help crack some of the hardest mathematical questions there are, questions about the mathematical structure of the three- and four-dimensional space where we live...

    And how many mathematicians do you know? The moment this question is even close to being answered, one of them will go off and figure out an even harder question to answer.
    "Well now they we have the answer in 4 dimension spaces, we will not rest until we can do it in any prime dimensional space."
    I kid because I love.
    Could someone please point to relevant information on the topic for why this matters? The article seems to be a a lovely history of a couple of polynomials, but does anything here warrant

    The payoff from such work may be profound.

    to non-specialists?

    1. Re:The hardest math by tloh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once upon a time, I was similarly bored by this area of abstract research. But about a year ago, I attended a seminar where a guest lecturer was a mathematician who applied knot theory to the physical modeling of life processes involving the winding and unwinding of DNA in Chromosomes and the folding and unfolding of peptide strings in protein formation. I didn't understand half of the lecture. But one very important point I got out of it is that no matter how abstract and esoteric a subject might be, there is immense value to be obtained if it can be utilized to model physical processes we seek to understand.

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    2. Re:The hardest math by oscartheduck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the important thing is that when you're investigating new areas of mathematics and it's _hard_, that's because the tools you're using are not suited for investigating this issue. So you invent a new tool, and that new tool can be applied in many, many places.

      Hard problems are only hard because we're using the wrong tools.

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    3. Re:The hardest math by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I attended a seminar where a guest lecturer was a mathematician who applied knot theory to the physical modeling of life processes involving the winding and unwinding of DNA in Chromosomes and the folding and unfolding of peptide strings in protein formation.

      I spent 15 years of my life in physics of proteins. Theory of knots in protein folding is nothing more than fancy mathematical excursion (though knots do matter, in very simple form). The importance of "theory" in those sciences is way overblown. It was fun to do to satisfy your own intellectual curiosity, but it's a dead end on the road of science.

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    4. Re:The hardest math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

    5. Re:The hardest math by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      And how many mathematicians do you know? The moment this question is even close to being answered, one of them will go off and figure out an even harder question to answer.

      How is that hard? He just has to go through his address book, ask each person what they do and every time one says "mathemetician" he adds 1.

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    6. Re:The hardest math by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      And this happens all the time too. It's spooky how abstract questions seem to always be applicable

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    7. Re:The hardest math by tloh · · Score: 1

      with apologies to previous poster..... perhaps you were using the wrong tools? (j/k) (^_^) In all seriousness, most of her research were on DNA rather than proteins, which she only briefly mentioned in passing. Though routine cellular processes like transcription and replication happen without a hitch almost all the time, the way it all happens without getting hopelessly entangled with itself is an incredibly interesting problem. For those of us who are not cellular biologists: gene transcription in eukaryotes involve not only the chromosome unwinding at a specific point (allowing polymerase complexes of several protein molecules to access the relevant portion of the genetic code) but also nearby sections of the DNA strand looping back through the complex because it contains control elements that regulates the expression of the gene. Inevitably, knots form and must be resolved. A mathematical basis for this process would be extremely welcomed by molecular biologist.

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    8. Re:The hardest math by gilleain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I have spent 5 years of my life on the topology of proteins. It is not quite true to refer to "knots" when talking about proteins, as Professor Taylor has shown (http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v406/n6798/full/406916a0.html) that only a few proteins are actually 'knotted'.

      However, mathematical theory of tangled strings is as important as simulations. Estimating the total number of folds, for example. More than just a fancy excursion - but maybe not to your taste?

    9. Re:The hardest math by yndrd1984 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But because he doesn't think mathematical theory is important, he'll talk to a few dozen people and he'll have "11111".

    10. Re:The hardest math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just assumed that everyone in his address book is truthful and knows what a mathematician is, neither of which were implied.

    11. Re:The hardest math by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      As I said, I liked it more than boring applied science. Sadly, things that we like the most are not necessarily things that are real science.

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    12. Re:The hardest math by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Hard problems are only hard because we're using the wrong tools.

      Hard problems are only easy if you take the script kiddie mentality of using a tool that hides the real complexity instead of understanding what's going on. Easy problems only exists in lab experiments and simplified models, reality is actually too complex most of the time. Even a basic question like "How's the weather tomorrow?" is in fact a very complex problem. Anything that involves people usually is too, "Why do people buy product X?" is a complex combination of marketing, pricing, functionality, psychology, group behavior and a host of other disciplines. Using models without understanding the limitations leads to idiotic results like that bumblebees can't fly - if you apply a simple aircraft wing model to a complex dynamic wing. In math, actually some results are specificly proofs that you can not reduce the complexity of the problem any further. Certainly there are many cases where we have been able to decompose apparently complexity to simpler explainations, but the ex facto assumption that "if it's not easy, you're doing it wrong" bugs me. It's the kind of apologism that says if a teacher didn't manage to make it understandable in the timespan of a commercial break with words you understood, then it's somehow the teacher's fault for not making it accessible to you. Complexity is a fact of life - feel free to say you don't understand it but most of hte time the tools are not the problem.

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    13. Re:The hardest math by oscartheduck · · Score: 1

      See, I think the difference in perspective here is that we disagree upon the value of abstraction. My aim is to say that solid tools abstract the difficulty away by handling it for us, and that makes an apparently difficult problem simple. Of course the difficulty doesn't vanish somewhere, it's still there, but we have something to handle it.

      Which you seem to understand; you're stating that the difficulty is still there, but it's just abstracted away. But whereas I think that's a valuable thing, to abstract difficulty away by, in code for example, writing the solution correctly and building the right tools for the job, I'm not certain whether you're saying that's valuable or not.

      In either case, it seems like a more academic debate than anything else. Just a lifting a heavy item with a crane doesn't alter the law of gravity but is nonetheless useful, I'm sure we can agree that there is utility in making tools that can handle complexity transparently. A calculator which is capable of drawing a sin curve doesn't replace an understanding of how the sin curve is derived from the circle, but it does make it simpler to manipulate.

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    14. Re:The hardest math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it be reasonable to say that complexity is an artifact of a limited short term memory for most people?

  9. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You sound like you'd take the single most important^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h publicized problem of the day and have everyone working on it, ignoring all of the other interesting stuff that might be possible.

    Yes, there are weighty problems in the world, and I'm not trying to dismiss them. Thinking about them exclusively, however, will recover the now but it won't provide any advancement for the future.

    Let's do both.

  10. Solution already patented in 1996 ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... and relies on the cunning use of a rabbit, tree, and hole to tie shoelaces.

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    1. Re:Solution already patented in 1996 ... by sorak · · Score: 1

      ... and relies on the cunning use of a rabbit, tree, and hole to tie shoelaces.

      Did anyone else hate that as much as I did? My grandmother would run through that thing as if it were a pop song and here I was, not only having to figure out a technique that was difficult for me at the time, but I also had to learn some retarded metaphor about rabbits running through logs and then try to decipher that into something that could be applied to the world around me, in real time.

      There's no joke there, I'm just curious if anyone else ever had the same experience...

  11. Re:This is so very important... by abigor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The world has been in far worse situations than it's in now. The transient problems of immediate political and social realities shouldn't stop a few people from investigating nature's deep questions via science and mathematics.

  12. Re:Things like this... by abigor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh really? Would you also say studying topology in general is unimportant? Why or why not? Since you're able to discern which branches of mathematics aren't "important", you're clearly a mathematical authority, so please feel free to enlighten us.

  13. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    hi troll! I'm-a feed ya. Open up wide, now.

    I'm not a neurosurgeon - I'm a computer geek, of sorts, so I program stuff. Does my programming stuff save lives? probably not.. it may make some people's lives easier, but that's about it. So would you tell me to go to medical school and study neurosurgery so I can do something important like save lives?
    But when I'm doing that, I can't be fighting fires. I can't help people in personal financial turmoil. I can't provide shelter and food for those who need it. I can't aide those with unwanted pregnancies on how to deal with it (whatever their choice may be), and so forth and so on.

    So why don't I go do what I do best, and I'll leave the people who know how to deal with "the world [going] down the toilet" deal with that? I'll do my part and not be a dumbass getting a house I can't really afford just because the bank tells me I can and offers me a lower rate than should be economically possible and other such moves.

    But if you still hang on to your statement...
    quit worrying about your documents and pictures and how to migrate them to newer systems - your personal documents are unlikely to be of particular significance or you would have submitted them for archival. If your documents go missing among millions of others that do survive for researchers to rummage through in a thousand years, it is no great loss.
    quit worrying about your personal finances, there's millions more like you and there are far more important things to deal with than you having to relocate to a cheaper location
    and, honestly, you waste your time disliking Bill Gates? Dislike Microsoft business practices if you want, but disliking the man isn't going to change anything - all it will get you is shits'n'giggles like the 'borg gates' icon on slashdot ... and so forth and so on.

    But the most important thing altogether is that your post demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of the subject of knot mathematics and the larger field of knot theory. It is almost equivalent to complaining about elliptical curve encryption because you believe there being nothing special about an ellipse, something you could do with pencil, string and 2 thumbtacks in elementary school.
    ( and no, elliptical curves have no direct relationship to ellipses - but elliptic integrals which form the basis of elliptical curves, do )

  14. does this mean? by nx6310 · · Score: 3, Funny

    the inventor of the shoe lace could be the answer to all our four dimensional space quetions?

    1. Re:does this mean? by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, String Theory research will be replaced by Tangled Shoelace Theory - the theory that the space-time continuum is in fact a giant cosmic tangle of shoelaces, and that these shoelaces only get untangled in the presence of a large gravitational object, thus causing space-time curvature. In the presence of a massively strong gravitational object such as a black hole, these shoelaces actually break in half, with one half going into the black hole and the other half left dangling in this universe. Thus we see no light as all the shoelaces are now in a tightly tangled ball that has no connection to this universe.

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    2. Re:does this mean? by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Possibly. Some people believe the dead understand more about the cosmos than the living. Whether said people believe in science, though, is a different story.

    3. Re:does this mean? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Yes, String Theory research will be replaced by Tangled Shoelace Theory - the theory that the space-time continuum is in fact a giant cosmic tangle of shoelaces, and that these shoelaces only get untangled in the presence of a large gravitational object, thus causing space-time curvature. In the presence of a massively strong gravitational object such as a black hole, these shoelaces actually break in half, with one half going into the black hole and the other half left dangling in this universe. Thus we see no light as all the shoelaces are now in a tightly tangled ball that has no connection to this universe.

      Okay, that's all fine, but... who wears the shoes?

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    4. Re:does this mean? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Turtles :) All the way down :)

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    5. Re:does this mean? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Turtles wearing shoes? That's just crazy talk.

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    6. Re:does this mean? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      the theory that the space-time continuum is in fact a giant cosmic tangle of shoelaces

      Okay, but where does the Flying Spaghetti Monster fit in?

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    7. Re:does this mean? by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      Some of the strands of spaghetti are in knots?

      Perhaps that's heresy.

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    8. Re:does this mean? by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Said inventor meant to get around to it sooner, but was busy tying up loose ends elsewhere.

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    9. Re:does this mean? by mikael · · Score: 1

      It was a quote from an Astronomy lecture

      The most widely known version appears in Stephen Hawking's 1988 book A Brief History of Time, which starts:
      " A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"[1]

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  15. Re:Things like this... by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is just not that important.

    Are you sure?

    When algebra was invented, did people think that was important? What about geometry or calculus? What about number theory? Would Euler's study of the Seven Bridges of Konigsberg have been important to you? Probably not. But it did lay the foundations for modern graph theory which engineers use to design computer networks.

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  16. Ok Great, but can this be used to..... by 3seas · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....untie the knot my cat did with the mop?

    1. Re:Ok Great, but can this be used to..... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      ....untie the knot my cat did with the mop?

      A cat and a mop tied in a knot? I'm impressed by your skills, but also somewhat perturbed.

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    2. Re:Ok Great, but can this be used to..... by 32771 · · Score: 1

      Maybe if we had a picture we could help.

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  17. Clandestine Shoelaces by Prius · · Score: 3, Funny

    This just in: Physicists have just now revealed that String Theory has nothing to do with the fabric of our universe, and everything to do with teaching toddlers how to tie their shoes.

    1. Re:Clandestine Shoelaces by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      and everything to do with teaching toddlers how to tie their shoes

      Yes, the problem they're facing now is teaching the toddlers how to see that 11th dimension.

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    2. Re:Clandestine Shoelaces by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Every time you tie your shoes, the universe kills a kitten(through 4-dimensional knot strangulation). Think of all the kittens!

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  18. Re:This is so very important... by fucket · · Score: 1

    This is exactly why nobody asked you for permission to go about their lives.

  19. this is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    but it will never be able to explain why anyone would want to "tie the knot."

  20. Re:This is so very important... by cromar · · Score: 1

    +1 FUNNY

  21. The 85 Ways to Tie a Tie by perlstar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Man, I haven't posted in years... but there's a great book by this title written by two mathematicians. They talk about the topology of knots as well as the history of ties. Which actors/celebrities wore what tie knots, etc.

    I can't seem to locate my copy at the moment, but from what I recall, there are an infinite number of potential knots, but they are classified by the number of sequences in them. And within a certain number of steps, (I think 5) there are 85 possible ways to tie a tie. Then they rank them by symmetry and a copule other criteria.

    I recommend it to anybody who is interested in this subject. It's out of print, but it's still possible to find a copy for sale online.

    1. Re:The 85 Ways to Tie a Tie by Prius · · Score: 2, Funny

      I smell hormones! Someone's headed to the Youtube comments.

    2. Re:The 85 Ways to Tie a Tie by fizzup · · Score: 3, Informative
  22. Re:This is so very important... by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't believe I got moderated as a troll

    Why? You made a whiny, irrelevent complaint that dismisses the role of pure research in the larger advancement of our knowledge of how the universe works... the very sort of thing that always plays a role in advancing our ability to make more efficient use of energy, more realistic predictions about the behavior of complex systems, and more innovative technological use of things we think we have already fully, or most effectly exploited. This whole "the human race is incapable of doing two things at once" BS never ceases to amaze me. How do you even get out of bed in the morning? Make coffee... take a crap... which to do first? Gaah! I'm paralyzed! Which is the most important fish to fry?

    In other words, you're scare mongering and - if we can assume you have a passable IQ which would suggest you might know better - clearly trolling. And, voila, you were thusly modded.

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  23. Re:This is so very important... by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Suppose you tell us all how solving this knotty problem will help anyone or anything.

    Let's pretend we're in the early 1700s. Leonhard Euler is writing the first ever paper on a field of study called Graph Theory. Simply put, he's figuring out answers to questions about how to arrange circles and lines. Meanwhile, there's fucking WARS going on (Polish succession is going on concurrent to writing this paper; Seven Years' war happens a couple decades later). There are goddamn wars on Euler's front door, and he's writing papers about lines and circles?! What a prick.

    Oh, by the way, without Euler's work we wouldn't have computers, organized roads, efficient data models, efficient sorting algorithms, or countless other instruments that are critical to today's society.

    Don't trivialize work that you don't understand.

  24. Re:This is so very important... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me introduce you to ^W.

    It's a great tool for those writing pseudo-ironic posts who are, at the same time, concerned with the preservation of the valuable resource of ones and zeroes...

  25. Re:This is so very important... by sgage · · Score: 1

    Without x, we would not have y, therefore it's all good.

  26. Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Untied? by Louis+Savain · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just wondering. One never knows with math.

  27. Sounds like an easy question to me. by jonadab · · Score: 1

    The answer is obvious: there are infinitely many ways to tie shoelaces. I'm pretty sure I can prove this by mathematical induction in no more than half a dozen steps.

    Unless you limit the length of the laces, of course, but then the limit will depend on the physical properties of the laces (not just length but also thickness and so forth), at which point the problem loses its mathematical purity and becomes more of a physics problem.

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    1. Re:Sounds like an easy question to me. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Surely there's only one? Sure there are probably infinite ways to create a knot that would be a bugger to get out, but that's not really tying shoelaces is it.. the whole point is they come undone when you pull them, and universally this is done only one way.

    2. Re:Sounds like an easy question to me. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      At some point they may just go from saying "our method cannot distinguish between these two knots" to saying "our method has proven that these two knots are the same, on a fundamental level". When that happens, you're screwed.

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    3. Re:Sounds like an easy question to me. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1
  28. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait... so you're posting on Slashdot, claiming people doing difficult math research are wasting time?

    If you think there's something more important that they should do instead, maybe YOU should go do it. It may come as a surprise, but the rest of the world isn't here to serve you. You'll just have to live with the fact that other people do stuff that's important to them, and most of the time that doesn't overlap with what's important to you.

  29. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, an algorithm was discovered to determine how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

  30. wrong theory by Better.Safe.Than.Sor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer the "velcro" theory.

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  31. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny

    Im more worried about the knots that can be tied but not untied. My shoes are about to get the Alexander's universal knot solution.

  32. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by Arimus · · Score: 1

    Just open a draw containing various cables that has been left for a few months - none of them knotted when you put them in but you can bet when you take them out they'll be more knotted than a knotty thing

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  33. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It was whiny, it was irrelevant (how did it relate to knot theory?), it did dismiss pure research -- as if pure research scientists should drop everything and join the war effort, it was scare mongering (as if the only thing we should be thinking about is politics and war)...

    Lastly, it is the priorities you're whining about that are irrelevant.

    Let politicians work on politics, soldiers work on war, and mathematicians work on math.

    If you weren't whining about priorities and politics, then what on earth were you talking about?

  34. Re:This is so very important... by MrMarket · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm getting too old for this slashdot shit, I guess.

    + 1 insightful

  35. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't trivialize work that you don't understand.

    To further disabuse the OP of a misconceived notion, this isn't just "how many ways are there to tie your shoes". This is trying to work out a rational system of knot classification.

    The key thing to realize is that knot theory applies to a lot more than untangling rope. If you use the right assumptions and definition, certain problems, which have nothing to do with rope, can be modeled as knot problems. If we could solve/simplify knot theory, we are this much closer to solving a range of related problems. None of which involve shoelaces.

    Oh, and the GGP gave the OP a good example (by analogy): Elliptic curve cryptography. An elliptic curve is pretty esoteric stuff: "An elliptic curve is a smooth, projective algebraic curve of genus one, on which there is a specified point O. An elliptic curve is ... an abelian variety ... and O serves as the identity element." Must have seemed pretty pointless to other people when the first person worked on it. Yet, once the background theory was worked out, lo and behold, you can use them to make a pretty good encryption scheme! They were also key in proving Fermat's Last Theorem.

  36. Re:This is so very important... by easyTree · · Score: 3, Funny

    wow. mathematicians make such trigger-happy moderators.

    modded troll in 3, 2, 1...

  37. Quantum Theory by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

    In 1988, physicist Edward Witten of the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton turned Jones' single invariant into a whole zoo of new invariants using a link he found between Jones' method and quantum theory.

    Does this mean that Schrodinger's cat now wears a tie with a very, very complicated knot? This could be a revolution in the mathmaticians annual fashion contest!

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  38. "Tie" this to the election by jvschwarz · · Score: 1

    Obama - I see him as an overhand knot guy.

    McCain - a velcro guy for sure.

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  39. KNot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can honestly say that I find this is the most negative piece of software in the K Desktop Environment.

  40. Hey, I read XKCD by blake182 · · Score: 1

    What are the implications for hyperbondage?

  41. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me introduce you to ^W.

    Does that work as well as "Bush^h^h^h^h"?

  42. My 3 year old volunteers to answer the question by ValentineMSmith · · Score: 1

    She's discovering the joys of shoelaces now, and you want to talk about knots.. Boy, oh boy. She's gonna be a mathematician for sure!

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  43. Re:Things like this... by DG · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back when I was going to school for my Comp Sci degree, I was force-fed a lot of calculus.

    Roughly twice as much calculus as was typical, because my disinterest (and the resultant lack of success) required me to take almost every single calculus course twice.

    No sooner was I free of school than I brain-dumped every single last integral, deriviative, partial derivative, chain rule, trigometric identity... the lot of it. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

    And then, some time later, I was trying to make my race car go faster. The problem was optimising the suspension for maximum grip, and to that end, I had affixed linear potentiometers to my suspension so I could record suspension position during a race.

    Pretty soon, I had tons of data relating position to time. Pretty graphs, but aside from max/min/mean deflection data, pretty useless.

    Until I started thinking about "position to time... position to time... where had I heard that before?"

    That's right - my old arch-nemesis, calculus, suddenly proved useful. Deriving that position information gave me suspension velocity, and suddenly I knew EXACTLY what suspension velocities the car was seeing in actual competition. Given that I had a device that measured shock force as a function of velocity (that's how a shock works) I could now tune shocks independant of the driver's ass-dyno.

    That resulted in a HUGE leap forward in my performance.

    Don't dis abstract math - you never know when it'll pay off.

    DG

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  44. In other news by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    A Ph.D. will now be required to join the Boy Scouts.

  45. Re:This is so very important... by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

    Just saying that we have some rather larger fish to fry at the moment, and this seems sort of peripheral.

    So, what's your suggestion? The math guys should stop their research and start stating their opinion about the unemployment and mortgage problems?

    Maybe the whole /. would be peripheral using your way of thinking.

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  46. Re:This is so very important... by philspear · · Score: 2, Funny

    This whole "the human race is incapable of doing two things at once" BS never ceases to amaze me. How do you even get out of bed in the morning? Make coffee... take a crap... which to do first? Gaah! I'm paralyzed! Which is the most important fish to fry?

    Er... are you saying there's a way to take a crap and make coffee at the same time? I'm curious, but at the same time I don't think I want to know...

  47. Re:This is so very important... by philspear · · Score: 1

    Let politicians work on politics, soldiers work on war, and mathematicians work on math.

    I have to say that I think current affairs would at least be more interesting if we had scientists work on politics and politicians work on research.

  48. Re:This is so very important... by philspear · · Score: 1

    I'm not a neurosurgeon - I'm a computer geek, of sorts, so I program stuff. Does my programming stuff save lives? probably not.. it may make some people's lives easier, but that's about it. So would you tell me to go to medical school and study neurosurgery so I can do something important like save lives?

    You're a computer geek and NOT a neurosurgeon? Well then, I'm going to have to cancel my thursday appointment.

  49. Re:This is so very important... by sgage · · Score: 1

    My original post was actually meant to be funny, but... whoosh!

  50. Re:Things like this... by philspear · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I read things such as this I like to take a moment to let the dumbfounded feeling wash over me.

    This is just not that important.

    You only say that because you have yet to be involved in a serious shoe-tying accident.

  51. No, but we can... by jd · · Score: 1

    ...abbreviate cutting-and-pasting the first paragraph of the article as the Slashdot article to !summary.

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  52. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by jd · · Score: 1

    I have a simple proof of such a knot, but the margin contains too few shoelaces to contain it.

    PS: When asked to pull yourself up by your bootlaces, you can now ask for the Jones Polynomial required to do this.

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  53. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back when I was going to school for my Elementary School diploma, I was force-fed a lot of arithmetic.

    Roughly twice as much as was typical, because my disinterest (and the resultant lack of success) required me to take almost every grade twice.

    No sooner was I free of school than I brain-dumped every single addition, multiplication, subtraction, division, counting... the lot of it. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

    And then, some time later, I was trying to make my paycheck go farther. The problem was optimising the spending for maximum personal happiness, and to that end, I had collected all of my receipts so that I could record where I was spending my money during the month.

    Pretty soon, I had tons of data indicating where my money was going. Pretty numbers, but aside from a few expensive items, pretty useless.

    Until I started thinking about what I could do with a set of numbers.

    That's right - my old arch-nemesis, arithmetic, suddenly proved useful. Summing the money spent in different categories gave me totals, and suddenly I knew EXACTLY where my money was going in an actual month. Given that I had measured how much money was spent on each purchase (that's how receipts work) I could now properly budget my spending.

    That resulted in a HUGE leap forward in my quality of life.

    Don't dis abstract math - you never know when it'll pay off.

    AC

  54. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er... are you saying there's a way to take a crap and make coffee at the same time? I'm curious, but at the same time I don't think I want to know...

    It's really quite simple. You make sure the coffee machine and coffee are in reach of the toilet. Alternatively you wear a diaper. Personally I just brush my teeth while on the toilet since that gets me the efficiency boost without joining the kitchen and bathroom.

  55. Re:This is so very important... by mortonda · · Score: 1

    My coffee pot is on a timer so it's already brewing as I take care of other business. next?

  56. Re:This is so very important... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    Studying how to tie shoelaces is hardly what 'math guys' do. It's worthy of a slashdot article but I'll wager the article is written by a couple of students who'd had too much beer.

  57. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Knot theory has plenty of potential applications that do not involve shoelaces. It is used in molecular biology, statistical mechanics, and particle physics as well as other branches of mathematics.

  58. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There's even better examples. Such as that of Einstein working on theoretical physics while a World War was going on around him. Yet it was his work (E=mc^2) that resulted in finialising of the end of the war (the hydrogen bomb).

  59. There is exactly one way to properly tie a shoe. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1
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  60. Re:This is so very important... by moortak · · Score: 1

    They would have. Maybe just not right then. That puts us that far behind where we are and even less able to deal with problems.

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  61. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Being a graduate student in mathematics , I can safely assert that knot theory is actually a significant area of modern mathematics. There are numerous textbooks about it.. If you read the article you would know that Jones & Witten received a Fields Medal, which is the most prestigious award in mathematics, for their work on classifying knots.

  62. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this modded "funny"? This is a serious question. Does anyone actually know the answer?

  63. Just looking down at the floor ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. I see, the cable of set of cheapo earphones, a Thinkpad power cable, power cables to Logitech speakers, a usb cable to a Logitech wireless (ha, ha) keyboard and mouse, a USB to my porn drive, a USB to a DVD Drive that I never use, a cable to really fucking expensive Shure headphones (hey, I was looking for those), a USB cable to fuck-knows-where, Nokia teeny-tiny power cables . . . all messed up better than a Gordian knot.

    But I digress. If some mathematician can come over with a theory, and sort this mess of knots out, I'm buying the beer.

    And pizza

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    1. Re:Just looking down at the floor ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an easy solution for Gordian Knots.

      You get me the beer I'll go get my sword.

  64. knots@home by torry_loon · · Score: 1

    Who's going to join the BOINC project?

  65. At first glance by LeedsSideStreets · · Score: 1

    I thought this was the sequel to String Theory.

  66. Re:This is so very important... by ScentCone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hundreds of thousands of innocents dying in the middle east because of corrupt politicians in the whitehouse

    Right, because the foreign insurgents coming in from Syria and Iran, using Iranian-supplied cash and weapons, killing them with market bombs or taking them out back and shooting them aren't a factor. Most of them are killed Eeeevil Coaltion Troops.

    Hundreds of billions more being paid to wealthy wallstreet cronies

    Let's see... those would the cronies who've made their largest campaign contributions to Democrats? Who leveraged themselves and their investment banking customers into ruin by overreaching on investments built around highly risky, undercapitalized mortgages backed by Fannie and Freddie... whose two largest recipients of campaign donations were Democrats (Obama and Dodd)... and whose financial shakiness, despite being pointed out directly by the White House in congressional hearings two years ago, were shouted down by the Democrats chairing the committee (see Barney Frank, et al) who said, "never mind, things are just fine with those institutions, you scare-mongering Republicans."

    And the responsible politicians are still in power

    Yup, and they're about to get an even larger majority in the house and senate, and a president who will no longer even pretend to have an interest in vetoing the incredible flow of pork and government-in-your-life that's about to spew out of Pelosi and Reid. Won't that be fun!.

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  67. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha

  68. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just open a draw containing various cables

    Man I hope that was a typo. Is it possible you've actually gone through life thinking it was called a "draw"?

  69. Re:This is so very important... by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, this is important.

    What do you think where new ideas on saving the world or building a better one will come from? TV studios? Politicians? Hollywood?

    Research like this is the foundation of all progress. Note: Not this one specifically, I said "like" this. A lot of the things that you probably wouldn't live very well without started out as ideas with no visible use.

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  70. Re:This is so very important... by cynical+kane · · Score: 1

    This whole "the human race is incapable of doing two things at once" BS never ceases to amaze me. How do you even get out of bed in the morning? Make coffee... take a crap... which to do first? Gaah! I'm paralyzed! Which is the most important fish to fry?

    You mean you can do both at once?

  71. Practical shoelace advice by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those less interested in theory, and more interested in choosing a lacing pattern and a good knot for their shoes, I recommend Ian's Shoelace Site.

    1. Re:Practical shoelace advice by gringer · · Score: 1

      There's even a book on that site about all the ways in which you can tie a shoe!

      http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/iansbook.htm

      And for those who just want to tie the damn things a bit quicker, there's the "ian knot":

      http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm

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    2. Re:Practical shoelace advice by riflemann · · Score: 1

      I can highly recommend practising the "Ian Knot" on that site.

      A few years back I decided to revert to that knot, and the first couple of dozen times was a little tricky, but now I can tie my shoelaces in about 2 seconds flat without looking.

      Old style tying == tedious and error prone.

  72. Re:This is so very important... by wizzat · · Score: 1

    What's remarkably funny is that I thought *exactly* that when I saw the string of ^H. ^W is a huge improvement, but I'm thinking the comment could have done with a ^U instead.

  73. Re:This is so very important... by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A mere comment about priorities, relative importance of issues, and so forth. In any case, I was not the only one to make such a comment.

    Frankly, mathematics is more important than any other issue. You just fail to realize the practical applications that mathematics has in everyone's life. The most basic reason that anyone on earth has a standard of living above that of hunter gatherers is because of mathematics; knowing seasons and how to plant crops relied on rudimentary mathematics, and modern farming relies on advanced chemistry and biology, which have as their basis the mathematics of stoichiometry and statistics. Not to mention engineering which makes heavy use of mathematics and physics in order to create the machines necessary for our massive population.

    In short, I'd rather see advances in mathematics than I would the elimination of world hunger; without further mathematical and scientific discoveries, even nations with plenty will just exhaust their resources and revert to poverty and starvation.

  74. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, you don't kid around with your car analogies.

  75. Re:Things like this... by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

    then you are an idiot.

    programming solutions often can use mathematics theorems to produce very efficient algorithms.

  76. Re:This is so very important... by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

    Don't trivialize work that you don't understand.
    In other words, don't be a Palin. No one likes a Palin.

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  77. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

    uhhh....

    the definition of a Knot is something that cannot be tied or untied.

    only a tangle can be ties and untied.

  78. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by MLease · · Score: 1

    Someone with a heavy Massachusetts accent would call it a 'draw'. Similarly, 'Korea' is pronounced like people in the rest of the country would pronounce 'career', and vice-versa. It's a little surreal for a transplant, such as myself.

    -Mike

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  79. Re:This is so very important... by onepoint · · Score: 1

    >>If you use the right assumptions and definition, certain problems, which have nothing to do with rope, can be modeled as knot problems

    thank you posting clearly, I can never figure out what some of these theory's do, but just as soon as you posted what you did, I completely understood the basics of game theory, I'm off to learn more.

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  80. Mod Parent Up (or me!) by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Informative

    the definition of a Knot is something that cannot be tied or untied.

    He's right.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knot_(mathematics)

    A crucial difference between the standard mathematical and conventional notions of a knot is that mathematical knots are closed--there are no ends to tie or untie on a mathematical knot.

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up (or me!) by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

      Well, if you RTFA, you will see a video showing a knot being untied into a loop. This is the reason that I asked whether it was possible to have a mathematical knot that cannot be untied back to its original loop. Of course, if it cannot be untied, it cannot be tied either.

    2. Re:Mod Parent Up (or me!) by cobaltnova · · Score: 1

      Ah! Do knots besides the unknot exist (or, depending on how you define "knot", does a knot exist)? Then the answer is in the affirmative.

      Particularly, trefoil knot isn't equivalent to the unknot. This is a fairly sophisticated question, thought the answer seems obvious.

  81. Re:This is so very important... by ignavus · · Score: 2

    OK, but *apart* from computers, organized roads, efficient data models, efficient sorting algorithms, and countless other instruments that are critical to today's society, what has Rome^h^h^h^hresearch ever done for us???

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  82. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, who let Grandpa McCain on the internets?

  83. Re:This is so very important... by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    I wish we would move onto ^X
    I'm sick of the ^H and ^W

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  84. Re:This is so very important... by naoursla · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and maybe then we wouldn't have the tools to even consider solving knot theory problems and we could go back to ending wars and eliminating human suffering. Stupid, Euler.

    Also, why isn't is spelled Oiler? Was Euler some sort of anti-drilling-save-the-tress nut? Didn't he know how important oil is to our country?

  85. if it exists? by jjohn_h · · Score: 1

    >>> That larger mathematical theory, if it exists...

    Please make sure you never post again on mathematics.

  86. Re:Things like this... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    The payoff from such work may be profound. Knot Floer homology has higher-dimensional analogues that can reveal the structures of three- and four-dimensional spaces, and it is expected that Khovanov homology does as well. Four-dimensional spaces have been especially difficult to understand. Higher-dimensional spaces have enough room that complications can work themselves out, and lower-dimensional spaces are so tight that complicated behavior canâ(TM)t emerge in the first place, but in four dimensions, almost anything can happen. "Understanding four dimensions would be especially exciting," OzsvÃth says, "because thatâ(TM)s the world we live in."

    In short, science speaks the language of nature which is maths. A greater understanding of four dimensional space is fundamental to the advancement of science. The work here is deep and profound in a way that is not readily apparent, but is essential in our advancment of knowledge and science.

  87. not really by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Insofar as a rigorous math proof produced by a human is operating in a formal system (showing that its conclusions logically follow from its premises), it's subject to the same limitations.

    Unless you're arguing that there are correct proofs that depend inherently on hand-waving that could not be made more rigorous, which I think few mathematicians would accept.

    1. Re:not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah.

      and it was predicted that by the end of the 50s we would have electronic brains smarter than a human.

      we still today do not have a computer that can process an image and tell us what it is a picture of. 60 years later.

      I have a jpeg sitting on my computer right here, right now.
      When do you propose there will be a computer that can analyze this jpeg and tell me with a high degree of accuracy "how many animals are there on this picture?"

  88. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't rule it out, as GP said maths is tricky like that. I'm also intruiged if someone can answer it, and would be impressed by the proof required (unless of course the definition of a knot excludes them).

  89. Shoelaces and knots are complicated bullshit by PNP_Transistor · · Score: 1

    "Mathematicians have been puzzling over" how to tie their shoelaces "for a century or two"??? Think of what humanity could have achieved if they actually spent that amount of time doing something USEFUL. It's just more proof that shoelaces are bullshit!

  90. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by noidentity · · Score: 1

    How about a closed loop with a knot already in it? No way to untie without cutting the loop.

  91. Re:This is so very important... by aaron+alderman · · Score: 1
    Ms Palin, the grown ups are trying to talk.

    Just trust us on this and Fruit Fly research okay?

  92. Simple Abstract Rules by gnujoshua · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, I think that your statements are an accurate assessment of things like Computer Algebra Systems. Such systems approach mathematics in a way similar to how humans have traditionally tried to solve mathematics. However, there are other ways of doing mathematics with computers. Such as various systems of simple abstract rules. I'm not saying it will necessarily lead to breakthroughs in traditional areas of mathematics, but, it is one of the few areas of research that is truly trying to approach mathematics in computer-centric way.

  93. that's a different issue, of course by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I was responding to the claim that it's somehow been "proven" that computers can't do mathematics as well as mathematicians, presumably because of the negative results about formal systems in Goedel's incompleteness theorem. I was pointing out that human mathematicians manipulating formal systems (which is what mathematics consists of) are subject to the same negative results, so this doesn't really prove anything one way or another.

    Now whether computers in practice can do interesting mathematics is of course an open problem.

    1. Re:that's a different issue, of course by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      Not because of Godel's incompleteness but because of Turing's undecidability.

      The argument goes like this, there is no general algorithm to solve any problem and so, a real advance in math occurs when a non-straightforward method of doing something is found. It can be verified that this trick or method works but there is no general algorithm to produce these tricks. Hence, we will always need mathematicians to continually come up with these tricks.

      I'm half joking since the notion that finding these tricks are some special human quality that cannot be defined (and turned into an algorithm) is assumed.

  94. not the only thing computers do by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Tracing basic implications" is hardly the only thing computers do in mathematics; there is plenty of work on the "flash of insight" part, which computers have done successfully on a number of occasions. In particular, there's a long body of work on conjecture-generating systems, which don't try to prove things, but look for conjectures that: 1) would be interesting if true; and 2) seem that they could at least plausibly be true. Generating conjectures is historically a large part of the creativity in mathematics, and in some areas, computers are getting good enough at it that professional mathematicians use conjecture-generating software to get ideas for interesting problems to work on or useful lemmas to prove on the way to another problem.

    This survey provides a useful overview of some of the work.

  95. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    successful troll is successful

  96. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3/10

  97. Gordias vs Alexander by 12357bd · · Score: 1

    A rather old problem. The curious thing is that knots are formally described as closed loops, but Alexander 'solved' the problem, by "cutting the Gordian knot".

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  98. Re:Things like this... by cjsm · · Score: 1

    Man, a few days ago, I fell and hurt my side, and whenever I laugh, my side hurts. No joke. So I'm reading this, alternating between laughter and pain, trying to suppress the laughter. Funny post.

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  99. IE7 cannot display... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot having some issue's as well..

  100. Re:Things like this... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    You only say that because you have yet to be involved in a serious shoe-tying accident.

    You insensitive clod! My brother was in a shoe-tying accident! To this very day, he can only wear sandals, and to spare his nerves the rest of us only wear socks inside the house. We never did find his left ear and his right pinky...

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  101. A few applications of knot theory by TheEmptySet · · Score: 4, Informative
    So here I am at home on a Sunday morning reading the news and I find you guys embroiled in a huge argument about my area of research. Quite a pleasant surprise actually. So in response, here's a short list of uses of knot theory:

    1) Tying your shoelaces (but of course no one cares)

    2) Studying supercoiling of DNA (how it wraps itself up into a small space yet still wriggles enough to present all of it's length at short notice for interactions with cells' other mechanisms)

    3) The geometry of three dimensional space (all closed oriented three dimensional spaces can be constructed from knots and the three dimensional sphere! So knot theory has major applications to 3D geometry)

    4) The geometry of four dimensional space (for example, surfaces in 4D spanning between knots can be used to specify exotic smooth structures. The existence of such shocked the world of geometry in the 80's)

    5) TQFT, Mirror Symmetry, Quantum Gravity etc (the tools developed in and around knot theory are one facet of a huge push in mathematics to forge a better understanding of some of the deepest ideas in modern theoretical physics)

    ...and I'm sure I have missed out plenty. My point is that mathematics is full of weird abstract nonsense, which is not actually nonsense when you look deep enough. There is after all a reason why we study it.

    It's not all just "brain-wanking".

    1. Re:A few applications of knot theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the most important one of all: trying to un-knot Windows DLL hell!

  102. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    assdino?

  103. Re:This is so very important... by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

    Ewwww.....

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  104. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by shish · · Score: 1

    I'm no mathematician, but I think that all knots (in the traditional definition, ie one string with two ends) can be undone in theory by taking one end and using the string as a path, feeding the end back along its own route; in practice, friction is a problem~

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  105. How many ways to tie your shoe laces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought there were just two: separately, and together.

  106. Re:This is so very important... by 32771 · · Score: 1

    Correct! We need to be reminded, that not everyone has lost her or his sanity yet.

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  107. Re:Can There Be a Knot that Cannot Be Tied or Unti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone with a heavy Massachusetts accent would call it a 'draw'.

    You might pronounce it that way, but you certainly wouldn't write it.

  108. Re:This is so very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  109. Re:This is so very important... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    You seem to be rather full of yourself.

    Dude, get a grip! Don't try to convince people who are apparently interested in this knot stuff, that it is irrelevant, especially in their own forum. That's even a bigger waste of time than what you're more or less blaming them of. Didn't you have a large fish to fry?

  110. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, this story is something to be told for the unwilling-to-learn-(kids|adults)! Too bad it's too late considering the recent debt problems.

  111. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a lot of irrelevant text just to say that budgeting IS math. Imagine, something as unimportant as currency actually needs to be counted. I'd rather just assume I'm always rich and never waste money.

  112. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Applied elementary calculus is abstract math? I didn't know comp sci majors were this retarded.

  113. Umm... injecting reality for a moment... by valdis · · Score: 1

    "limited only by string length". Exactly. "If you can form coded sequences, you can code both random numbers and irrational numbers". Well, only sort of - what you'd have to do is come up with some sort of coding that allows you to *reference* values - so for instance, being able to encode a square-root sign followed by a 2, or for getting pi/4, or so on.

    Because you're never gonna get a string long enough to actually spell out sqrt(2) or pi directly.

    Of course, once you go that route, some fool is going to Godelize it and hand you a shoestring that says "This number can't be written out on a shoestring". ;)

    1. Re:Umm... injecting reality for a moment... by killmofasta · · Score: 1

      "Of course, once you go that route, some fool is going to Godelize it and hand you a shoestring that says "This number can't be written out on a shoestring". ;)"

      genau. (Gr. Exactly ).

      "Diese Zahl can' t wird auf einem shoestring" ausgeschrieben;"

      But, I was only looking for a mapping of string encodings that gave me Aleph-Zero one-to-one corrspondance. ( I have never seen a shoe with a Sqrt2 numbered eyelet, but I am not Imelda Marcos. )

  114. Re:Things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At some point in school I was delving in the deep archives of the library and stumbled across a translation (from Arabic) of an really old (13th-century?) book on long multiplication, as a secret method which gave you a big edge in trade over the saps who didn't know the secret. Kind of like the guys who applied minimal surface theory to derivatives modeling and laughed as the rest of us blew $60 trillion buying their soap bubbles.

    Math is a powerful thing. Of course, it's better to be the guy who owns the mathematicians, rather than the guy who knows the math.