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NYCL Responds to RIAA Accusations

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "You may recall that when the RIAA decided to run away with its tail between its legs in the long running Brooklyn case against a home health aide who has never used a computer, UMG v. Lindor, it decided to take some parting shots at the defendant and NewYorkCountryLawyer, asking for 'discovery sanctions,' and blaming them for its inability to prove its case. Today NYCL gave them his response, accusing the RIAA lawyers of persistent misstatements of fact (PDF) throughout their motion papers, and of flouting the rules and misstating the law (PDF). Although the RIAA's motion papers took a number of shots at NYCL's copyright law blog, 'Recording Industry vs. The People,' NYCL confined his response on that subject to a single footnote."

231 comments

  1. pettyness by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    This kind of behavior is the lawyer equivalent of turning the lights off while someone else is in the bathroom. They probably left the toilet seat up too. Grr. Argh... wet socks.

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    1. Re:pettyness by Sfing_ter · · Score: 3, Funny

      if you don't know where your junk is by now - enough to find it in the dark and wipe it, then the utes of this world are in peril.

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    2. Re:pettyness by risk+one · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think if you're shitting on your junk, you've got a problem to begin with.

    3. Re:pettyness by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1

      Truer words were never spoken.

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    4. Re:pettyness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vinnie is that you?

    5. Re:pettyness by BarefootClown · · Score: 4, Insightful

      if you don't know where your junk is by now....

      Dude...check the username.

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    6. Re:pettyness by kesuki · · Score: 1, Interesting

      hey well i had a polymorphic root kit wipe out most of my data, and the rest may have degraded do to lack of backup and maintenance.

      may have, it's an indeterminate state until i get around to checking it. so potentially my data is both lost and saved, quite a conundrum. at least the legal music i bought is fine, pressed CDs don't have dye wear issues.

      I've got most of garth brooks albums in my collection, on real pressed CDs, so i have fair use rights to his music, and most of my family have some garth brooks pressed Cds as well, granting them fair use. i've never been the fastest or the best, but at age 30 almost 31 i can still get half way up the ladder in some video games. sadly i start to stress fracture past level 25. but then i can do bizarre stuff, like plant mass trees of life. but as of right now, i'm trying to become more social. a challenge i'm not ready to face yet. so i prioritized helping my family in some interior redesign work. it was first in first out procedure anyways. and i saved my dad who is 60 from falling and hurting himself at least once. not to mention he had no way to do all the work he got accomplished alone. i can't wait forever to become more social. thankfully there have been some viral memory loss that is acceptable. and the walls inside my mind are keeping dangerous thoughts from spreading like rabbits on a super computer. not all viruses are bad.

      one thing i'm really having a hard time adjusting to, is how much data i have on movies and pop culture from the 1980's and 1970's that simply is no longer addressable. i would have thought that instead of carrying on in the same old fashion from the year 2000, people would have learned to use 4 8 or even 16 bit year stamps... 64 bit computers are mainstream, yet old code designed for embedded systems is still prevalent... is it because embedded systems are so much cheaper? or is it sheer laziness that the same old proven code is running with nobody behind the wheels knowing how the technology works?

      object oriented coding might have made programmers sloppy and careless. crippling computer viruses, that can live in invisible encrypted files the system won't overwrite... i mean i may only be able to hold a few simple thoughts in my head, but even so... i can still understand why society has created gated communities.

      ah well. the past is dead yet it lives on, in our memories. and some of us wish that perhaps some things could be taken back. but technology has been and always was just another word for slavery. a fancy, high tech word for it, but none the less slavery. perhaps that is why those on the top think only of their own lives and their own families.

      myself, i feel the pain and the loss, and sometimes it has driven me into great bouts of depression. and yet i feel helpless to save the little men who want to be free, who wish they could in fact be free. the best i can do is remember every hurt, and wear every scar with pride, and colocate as much data as i can inside the physical boundaries that limit me.

    7. Re:pettyness by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 1

      Clue #2:

      They probably left the toilet seat up too.

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    8. Re:pettyness by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Apparently the problem is not knowing where the toilet seat is. Study of a toilet in a lighted bathroom should remedy that, particularly study of both positions of the lid, and how to toggle its position.

  2. Way to go! by Fjandr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's nice to see someone like NYCL take such an in-your-face position against the RIAA's actions and come out on top.

    1. Re:Way to go! by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say more than that, NYCL is a bona-fide Freedom Fighter. Thanks, NYCL -- you're my kind of hero!

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    2. Re:Way to go! by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say more than that, NYCL is a bona-fide Freedom Fighter.

      One man's Freedom Fighter is another man's Terrorist.

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    3. Re:Way to go! by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      What I would like to see is this person suing for a civil rights violation in that she has been unjustly accused and a large punitive damage settlement awarded that is just large enough to stop these RIAA jerks dead in their tracks forever.

    4. Re:Way to go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory George Carlin(RIP): If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

    5. Re:Way to go! by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides, if firefighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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    6. Re:Way to go! by Miseph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having their business charters revoked, all copyrights automatically reverted to the artists, liquification of all other assets, outstanding payments to employees and other liabilities paid, and whatever is left put into trust to help fund music education and arts advancement programs?

      That should just about do it.

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    7. Re:Way to go! by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      HE'S A TERRORIST!!! BURN HIM!!!!

      (stupid filter doesnt like caps - yes I know I'm yelling)

    8. Re:Way to go! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Umm.. No.. only if he takes terrorist actions.

      Being a freedom fighter is not the same as being a terrorist. You can do one without becoming the other. Take Gaundi for instance, he did nothing that could be associated with terrorism. You can effect change without resorting to terrorist actions and you can be a freedom fighter without resorting to the same. It is idiotic and very uninteligent (yes, I know) to assume that one would equal the other.

    9. Re:Way to go! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd say more than that, NYCL is a bona-fide Freedom Fighter.

      One man's Freedom Fighter is another man's Terrorist.

      Nice quip, but ... how many people here are feeling terrified of Mr. Beckerman? Show of hands, please. What? Nobody? No, Mr. Bainwol, you don't get a vote.

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    10. Re:Way to go! by j-beda · · Score: 2, Funny
      >Besides, if firefighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

      Humanitarians? No, wait, that's a different joke...

    11. Re:Way to go! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I'd say more than that, NYCL is a bona-fide Freedom Fighter. Thanks, NYCL -- you're my kind of hero!

      Thanks, clang_jangle. The support is much appreciated.

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    12. Re:Way to go! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Take Gaundi for instance...

      Gandhi?

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    13. Re:Way to go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oppression.

    14. Re:Way to go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorists.

    15. Re:Way to go! by The+Redster! · · Score: 3, Funny

      French!

    16. Re:Way to go! by wellingj · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's a bit over reactionary. We should all know by now what happens when government gets over reactionary. Patriot Acts, FISA Abolition, Bailouts, Iraq Invasion. I don't care if any one thinks such things are justified, the government shouldn't be so hot to trot in any one's favor.

    17. Re:Way to go! by aitikin · · Score: 1

      I'd say more than that, NYCL is a bona-fide Freedom Fighter.

      One man's Freedom Fighter is another man's Terrorist.

      I'm just glad to see that the RIAA has a terrorist enemy...

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    18. Re:Way to go! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm just glad to see that the RIAA has a terrorist enemy...

      It is they who are the terrorists. I'm just an ordinary lawyer trying to help protect the rights of innocent people from a pack of extortionist bullies who don't care about what is legal or what is right.

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    19. Re:Way to go! by aitikin · · Score: 2

      And I (and I'm sure I'm far from the only one here) thank you greatly.

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    20. Re:Way to go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm just an ordinary lawyer

      You are far from ordinary, my friend.

      You rock !

    21. Re:Way to go! by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 1

      One man's Freedom Fighter is another corporation's Terrorist.

      There, fixed that for you.

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      "Press to test."
      (click)
      "Release to detonate."
    22. Re:Way to go! by jimicus · · Score: 1

      It is they who are the terrorists. I'm just an ordinary lawyer trying to help protect the rights of innocent people from a pack of extortionist bullies who don't care about what is legal or what is right.

      And frankly, the world needs more people like you.

      The RIAA's legal counsel does the general public's perception of lawyers no favours at all, and the fact that they seem to get away with their behaviour much of the time is even worse.

    23. Re:Way to go! by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2

      Well, personally I hope you are successful enough that the word "Beckerman" strikes terror in the hearts of all RIAA members and their lawyers.

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    24. Re:Way to go! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, personally I hope you are successful enough that the word "Beckerman" strikes terror in the hearts of all RIAA members and their lawyers.

      Well I think they already don't like me much. As evidenced by them putting their own careers on the line by reaching out to lie about me as they did, in a futile attempt to besmirch my reputation.

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    25. Re:Way to go! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      As evidenced by them putting their own careers on the line by reaching out to lie about me as they did, in a futile attempt to besmirch my reputation.

      It rather surprises me that they tried at this late date. Who are they trying to convince? Not the Slashdot crowd, or anyone else that pays the slightest attention to these matters. I don't really understand what they hope to gain.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    26. Re:Way to go! by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 2, Funny

      i'll bet they removed you from their Christmas card list too, eh.

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    27. Re:Way to go! by Miseph · · Score: 1

      You're right, instead we should just give them a light slap on the wrist and politely ask them to play nice.

      Or we could just roll over and start applying the KY ourselves, that's worked out pretty well so far.

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    28. Re:Way to go! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      i'll bet they removed you from their Christmas card list too, eh

      I don't think these guys have a Christmas list. I think they have a Halloween list.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    29. Re:Way to go! by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Too bad 99% of the lawyers give the other ones a bad name...

    30. Re:Way to go! by wellingj · · Score: 1

      false dichotomy ftw!

  3. Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    NYCL writes in third person? Anonymous coward approves.

    1. Re:Third Person by Bieeanda · · Score: 4, Funny

      All real superheroes do.

    2. Re:Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob Dole!

    3. Re:Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denny Crane!

    4. Re:Third Person by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking of which: Why haven't we seen NYCL here for a while? Court gag order or something?

    5. Re:Third Person by rdnetto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's probably been busy saving the world :)

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    6. Re:Third Person by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why haven't we seen NYCL here for a while? Court gag order or something?

      I submitted 2 stories on October 28th, one of which got accepted, one of which got rejected. Since then there just hasn't been any Slashdot-worthy RIAA litigation news.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    7. Re:Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denny Crane agrees.

    8. Re:Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that doesn't stop most people from spamming their blog. ;)

      p.s. moderation in your submittals is what makes me read every one you post.

    9. Re:Third Person by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      moderation in your submittals is what makes me read every one you post

      Thank you. I appreciate that.

      I try to keep in mind the distinction between my blog and my Slashdot submissions.

      In my blog, I just try to give complete information, so that lawyers representing defendants won't get caught off guard by anything that happens and will have a full set of legal resources to use in preparing their own arguments and legal documents. I.e. I post things that aren't really surprising or newsworthy, but they're just useful information to have in one place.

      My Slashdot submissions are confined to things that I think the world should know about. However, Slashdot's editors don't always agree with my assessment and more of my submissions are rejected than submitted.

      One thing I try to do, which I see in Groklaw, but nowhere else in the news world, is to give people access to the actual legal documents, so they can make up their minds for themselves. I hate reading news articles about legal events where the articles do not share with the reader copies of any of the underlying documents. In this day and age, where almost all federal litigation is electronic and there are *pdf files of every document, I feel there is no excuse for holding back on that.

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    10. Re:Third Person by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Me too!

      Uh ....

    11. Re:Third Person by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      more of my submissions are rejected than submitted.

      Hey, he's a lawyer, not a mathematician, dammit!

    12. Re:Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wanted to deliver you my thanks as well. Been a long time fan, and a keen follower of your comment's & submit's. You have been able to change a foreigners view of USA to be much better as it shows there actually still are some good people in there. Now with Obama winning as well, I feel there is slight hope that USA won't continue being the bully I think it has been lately. Given that my wife already wanted to move in there, now I don't have to oppose it so strongly anymore.

      -Deepone

    13. Re:Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My Slashdot submissions are confined to things that I think the world should know about. However, Slashdot's editors don't always agree with my assessment and more of my submissions are rejected than submitted."

      This is not unusual. In my experience the acceptance rate is perhaps 1/4 or 1/3, and that's as an AC.

    14. Re:Third Person by Andy_R · · Score: 3, Funny

      By day, he's mild mannered lawyer Ray Beckerman, but by night he becomes.... THE UNDERSIGNED!

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    15. Re:Third Person by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      :)

      Sorry about that.

      I guess someone with your quick wit knows that I meant that they've 'rejected more than they've accepted'.

      As to mathematics I have only this to say:

      There are 3 kinds of people.
      Those that are good in Math.
      And those that aren't.

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    16. Re:Third Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... Disco Stu?

    17. Re:Third Person by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      My Slashdot submissions are confined to things that I think the world should know about. However, Slashdot's editors don't always agree with my assessment and more of my submissions are rejected than submitted.

      You know, I would not have expected that. Fortunately, there's your blog.

      I hate reading news articles about legal events where the articles do not share with the reader copies of any of the underlying documents.

      So do I, but that's a sensible approach if one is less concerned about informing people as providing an interpretation for them. Of course, in the RIAA's case that interpretation becomes synonymous with "spin".

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    18. Re:Third Person by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

      "In this day and age, where almost all federal litigation is electronic and there are *pdf files of every document, I feel there is no excuse for holding back on that."

      I have it on good authority that Microsoft and Massachussets are getting together to take care of that, by converting everything to Genuine Vista "Open" Office XML(TM)

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    19. Re:Third Person by Smoke2Joints · · Score: 1

      DUFFMAN does duly agree with you! OH YEAH!

    20. Re:Third Person by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      One thing I try to do, which I see in Groklaw, but nowhere else in the news world, is to give people access to the actual legal documents, so they can make up their minds for themselves...In this day and age, where almost all federal litigation is electronic and there are *pdf files of every document, I feel there is no excuse for holding back on that.

      I think your position in regards to the RIAA is no accident considering the mindset you described in this post. It's been my impression that quite a few lawyers would love to keep legal information as private as possible. When the information is public, they like as much obfuscation as possible, not just to make their arguments clear (which I understand makes legaleze a necessity) but also as as a way of keeping the rest of us dependent on them.

      You on the other hand, provide your interpretation so that those of us who are not lawyers can understand what's going on. However, you also provide the documents so we can go see for ourselves, if we care to. On many occasions, I have also seen you explain some of the legal terms that we are likely to encounter in those documents, which further removes the obfuscation. And you believe the media in general should do the same in the name of transparency.

      Thanks, I really appreciate it. As a non-lawyer who almost never looks at any legal documents, I appreciate you giving me the option. I have taken advantage of it once or twice, on cases that really interest me.

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    21. Re:Third Person by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was, "There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

  4. Footnote by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In case anyone is wondering what the footnote actually said, here it is on page 17 of umg_lindor_081110DeclarationRB.pdf.

    I decline to enter into a point-by-point rejoinder in defense of my modest foray into "blogging". Suffice it to say that (a) my law blog is irrelevant to the motion, (b) plaintiffs' counsel themselves rely upon the blog in the course of their legal work....(c) many in-house university counsels and student legal services offices refer their students to it ....... (d) many law schools and colleges use it in their curricula ..... (e) many reputable organizations have found the views expressed in it to be worthy of further in-depth consideration...... (f) it has been cited in law review articles.....(g) plaintiffs' counsel are not candid about their real problem with the blog, which is that its existence interferes with their tactic of attempting to conceal the litigation events and prior inconsistent statements they don't want others to know about, from judges, litigants, and law enforcement authorities

    Emphasis mine. He then goes on to give a specific example of why the RIAA hates his blog, basically because it exposes the stupid things they do to the world.

    Must be a fun job to use the law to destroy evil. Kind of like that old movie The Rainmaker. If I were Ray Beckerman, I would feel like I were in a movie.

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    1. Re:Footnote by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      You have to hand it to NYCL, just blogging about the right stuff got their attention, then when they weren't looking he hits back. The RIAA fiasco gets more entertaining all the time. The more they lose, the funnier it gets. I think NYCL just added the laugh track!!

    2. Re:Footnote by BSAtHome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The RIAA fiasco gets more entertaining all the time. The more they lose, the funnier it gets.

      I disagree that the cases are "funny". The recklessness expressed by the RIAA lawyers and the utter lack of common sense and decency in both professional and private conduct are disturbing. Please remember that the "accused" are scarred for life. Even if all wrongfully sued people get fully compensated, they still lose out because they have been stressed, bashed and abused.

    3. Re:Footnote by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      actually, it would make a nice feel-good family movie. ;-)

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    4. Re:Footnote by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Being stressed, bashed, scarred, and abused is part of life. Everyone has to deal with it. That happens whether you have the RIAA or not. Having a chance to watch the ones doing the abuse get their just results, if not necessarily humorous, is very satisfying.

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    5. Re:Footnote by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      Must be a fun job to use the law to destroy evil. Kind of like that old movie The Rainmaker. If I were Ray Beckerman, I would feel like I were in a movie.

      I'm sure Charlie Nesson feels that way too. If Nesson wins, it just about pulls the rug out from under ALL of the **AA lawsuits. Go Charlie! Go Harvard!

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    6. Re:Footnote by TechForensics · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Must be a fun job to use the law to destroy evil. Kind of like that old movie The Rainmaker. If I were Ray Beckerman, I would feel like I were in a movie.

      I'm sure Charlie Nesson feels that way too. If Nesson wins, it just about pulls the rug out from under *all* of the **AA lawsuits. Go Charlie! Go Harvard! (Even misguided as Harvard was to deny my application for admission many years ago. All is forgiven now.) (grin)

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    7. Re:Footnote by symes · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not so - very high levels of stress can have profound lasting consequences on health (both mental and physical). It is not good. Trouble is that it is hard to measure these lasting consequences.

    8. Re:Footnote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should write a song about it!

    9. Re:Footnote by NuclearError · · Score: 1

      In case anyone is wondering what the footnote actually said...

      RTFA!

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    10. Re:Footnote by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That depends very much on what your definition is of stresses, bashed, scarred and abused.
      The average what a person has to deal with is nothing compared to getting into a lawsuit that could ruin you for life.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    11. Re:Footnote by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You would have to measure the associative spill-over (eg. of "fear equals X") related to the event(s).
      Just because it's harder to detect, mental injury is not less bad than bodily injury.
      Luckily you can fix it today. You can even sue for the loss you had because of it.

      I just hope, that some day, these damages are not able to occur in the first place.

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    12. Re:Footnote by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Their policy is not to 'make sense'. Their policy is to frighten people. An insane attack dog is more frightening, and in a number of more ways more effective, than a well-trained guard dog to keep people off the territory where you let the dog loose, even if you do not in fact own that territory and have no legal cause to let that dog hurt anyone.

      Plenty of people in the music industry, especially in production and distribution, have mastered this art for many years, against agents, performers, and normal purchasers. This is just another form of the 'trial by champions' or effectively 'trial by mercenaries in suits' that legal systems have provided since the time of the crucifixion of Jesus and Pontius Pilate washing his hands of the mess.

    13. Re:Footnote by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being stressed, bashed, scarred, and abused is part of life.

      Death is also a part of life. Yet we try to avoid it when possible and take a dim view on anyone forcing it on to others.

    14. Re:Footnote by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, this really goes to the truth of the matter. When the RIAAs attempt to go after someone who isn't legally stupid, they find that they aren't as bright as they think they are. BTW when I say legally stupid, I mean not a lawyer or even a good one that can offer sound advice across the range of arguments being thrown at a person. The average person is legally stupid and should defend themselves even though they have that right.

      I'm not sure I like calling it funny. It is more like so sad that you have to laugh and cheer when the right person punches back with what they have been saying all along and it seems to hit more solid authority then anything previously thrown in the fight. It's good to cheer the underdog except that there shouldn't be an underdog in many of these cases.

    15. Re:Footnote by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Their policy is not to 'make sense'. Their policy is to frighten people. An insane attack dog is more frightening, and in a number of more ways more effective, than a well-trained guard dog to keep people off the territory where you let the dog loose, even if you do not in fact own that territory and have no legal cause to let that dog hurt anyone. Plenty of people in the music industry, especially in production and distribution, have mastered this art for many years, against agents, performers, and normal purchasers. This is just another form of the 'trial by champions' or effectively 'trial by mercenaries in suits' that legal systems have provided since the time of the crucifixion of Jesus and Pontius Pilate washing his hands of the mess.

      Here, let me condense that for you: Might Makes Right.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    16. Re:Footnote by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In case anyone is wondering what the footnote actually said, here it is on page 17 of umg_lindor_081110DeclarationRB.pdf.

      I decline to enter into a point-by-point rejoinder in defense of my modest foray into "blogging". Suffice it to say that (a) my law blog is irrelevant to the motion, (b) plaintiffs' counsel themselves rely upon the blog in the course of their legal work....(c) many in-house university counsels and student legal services offices refer their students to it ....... (d) many law schools and colleges use it in their curricula ..... (e) many reputable organizations have found the views expressed in it to be worthy of further in-depth consideration...... (f) it has been cited in law review articles.....(g) plaintiffs' counsel are not candid about their real problem with the blog, which is that its existence interferes with their tactic of attempting to conceal the litigation events and prior inconsistent statements they don't want others to know about, from judges, litigants, and law enforcement authorities

      Emphasis mine. He then goes on to give a specific example of why the RIAA hates his blog, basically because it exposes the stupid things they do to the world. Must be a fun job to use the law to destroy evil. Kind of like that old movie The Rainmaker. If I were Ray Beckerman, I would feel like I were in a movie.

      Well if (a) I was getting paid like Jack Nicholson and (b) my clients weren't being hounded by Dracula... it would be fun.

      But since it's the real world, I can't honestly say it's fun. To have to read their lies was very upsetting. Correcting each and every one was grueling. The fun part was getting done, and making short shrift of their massive deception.

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    17. Re:Footnote by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I disagree that the cases are "funny". The recklessness expressed by the RIAA lawyers and the utter lack of common sense and decency in both professional and private conduct are disturbing. Please remember that the "accused" are scarred for life. Even if all wrongfully sued people get fully compensated, they still lose out because they have been stressed, bashed and abused.

      Very, very true. You were deservably modded to +5.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    18. Re:Footnote by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, the person is helpless and can't speak for herself.

      See Terry Schiavo.

      Either you really are anguished over this incident or you're trolling. In either case, my point has been proven.

    19. Re:Footnote by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      Having known some 'hot-shot' lawyers, and knowing the kind of shit that happens in the music industry, all I have to say is that the pricks look like they've snorted so much coke that they've gone stupid. They'll die soon. Unfortunately, there is a seemingly endless supply of drugged-out prick lawyers coming out of law schools.

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    20. Re:Footnote by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      In the classic sense of tragedy/comedy the Greeks called it a comedy if the ending was happy, a tragedy if the ending was sad. In that sense, I hope like hell that NYCL manages to make this a comedy.

      Humor and entertainment is often skewed off kilter beyond belief in the US of A. We watch NASCAR for the wrecks, WWE for the pretend mayhem and babes, and then can't miss out on who got kicked off the island or who won't be dancing next week. All that drama is worth about one good fart. The drama that NYCL is drumming us is galactic in proportion when compared to television. So is it entertaining? Would you pay to watch Evil Kenevil wreck his bike on a 350 foot jump over 14 swimming pools filled alternately with piranha and alligators? Entertainment does not always mean what you think it does. IMO, watching NYCL hand the RIAA their figurative asses is far more entertaining than watching Evil dump his bike in a pool of alligators.

      Maybe he needs a donation page?

    21. Re:Footnote by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Maybe he needs a donation page?

      Well this would be even better.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    22. Re:Footnote by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      awesome! Bookmarked! Done :-) Thanks Ray

    23. Re:Footnote by ps2os2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If I did not know any better I would guess that the lawyers are EX-BUSH Aides. At least soon we will also have an EX-BUSH. I would only hope the the new Attorney General would bring up most of the Bush administration on charges. If Obama does anything close to pardon them. Obama is toast and will be lucky to stay in office the length of his elected term.

    24. Re:Footnote by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      awesome! Bookmarked! Done :-) Thanks Ray

      Thanks very much zappepcs. And if you think of anything you want that's not advertised on the blog, let me know so I can try to get it up there.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    25. Re:Footnote by iminplaya · · Score: 1
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      What?
    26. Re:Footnote by chromatic · · Score: 1

      In the classic sense of tragedy/comedy the Greeks called it a comedy if the ending was happy, a tragedy if the ending was sad.

      I prefer Neil Gaiman's take. In a tragedy, the characters get what they deserve. In a comedy, they get what they need.

    27. Re:Footnote by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Well, the classic sense is a bit confusing in these oh so modern times, yet I agree with you. I think the players should get what they need :-) I mean that in the sense that I think the RIAA legal team 'needs' to be begging on the street to pay for their next meal.

      I don't hate them really, I just hate what they have chosen to do.

    28. Re:Footnote by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I think the RIAA legal team 'needs' to be begging on the street to pay for their next meal. I don't hate them really, I just hate what they have chosen to do.

      Well you don't know them as well as I do.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    29. Re:Footnote by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I am certain that I am not the only one that wishes you more than good luck, but wishes you could somehow knock their game so off balance that they can fight no more. Strangely, it takes money to eventually show them that they wasted money and reputation to salvage a business model that not only is extinct, but was wrong in the first place.

      That lawyers, educated people, would stand up and fight for them simply for 30 pieces of silver is ... well, humanity is not 'all that and a bag of chips' most days. It's always sad to see the evil guys winning, and inspiring to see the underdog smack down the "goliaths."

      I salute you Mr Beckerman

    30. Re:Footnote by NiceGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean the hopelessly vegetative person? The one who's autopsy showed that her brain had atrophied to the size of a grapefruit?

  5. 'With Prejudice' by radimvice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We here at Slashdot hope you get the RIAA to cover the bill for your hard work!

    If not, just post a few more stories here and the ad revenue should cover it.

    1. Re:'With Prejudice' by belmolis · · Score: 2, Funny

      More than that, I hope someone will make a movie about this. I gather that Marie Lindor doesn't look a lot like Julia Roberts, but I'm sure the movie people can figure out the casting.

    2. Re:'With Prejudice' by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Aren't the MPAA and the RIAA 'thick as thieves', though?

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    3. Re:'With Prejudice' by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Get the guy from a a few good men and set it up in a court-martial over a case like this.

    4. Re:'With Prejudice' by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Get the guy from a a few good men and set it up in a court-martial over a case like this.

      How would NYCL react to his being cast as Jack Nicholson?

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    5. Re:'With Prejudice' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would NYCL react to his being cast as Jack Nicholson?

      The RIAA probably already views Ray as Jack.

    6. Re:'With Prejudice' by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think if they made a movie about it, it would be fun to download... You know, just for shits and giggles after you watched it in the theator.

    7. Re:'With Prejudice' by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Good point, but I think that the MPAA doesn't include all of the studios. Maybe an independent could do it.

    8. Re:'With Prejudice' by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Horror of horrors - a Michael Moore documentary about it!

      (Don't get me wrong, I agree with many of MM's stances, but his documentary-making is awful.)

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    9. Re:'With Prejudice' by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Sort of like 'Bowling for Columbia'?

      Personally, I think Louis Theroux or Morgan Spurlock would do a great job - both of them are miles better than Mr Porky with his leaden delivery and jerky camerawork.

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      One swallow does not a fellatrix make
    10. Re:'With Prejudice' by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Having seen some Theroux again after many years without, he also failed to live up to my memories (I remember him visiting the KKK or the US Nazi party what seems like over decades ago, that series I did enjoy). My biggest problem with the supersized NRA member's recent offerings was his horrifically unsubtle selective editing. TV Nation was acceptable, but you can't chop like that for a whole feature-length movie.

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    11. Re:'With Prejudice' by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How would NYCL react to his being cast as Jack Nicholson?

      I don't really care who they cast as me, as long as they give me a nice fee -- like maybe 5% of what Jack Nicholson gets for a movie.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    12. Re:'With Prejudice' by Draek · · Score: 1

      Or both. There's no such thing as "too much money to fight the RIAA", and these things get entertaining to watch ;) like the SCO case of a few years ago, you start wondering what's the next idiotic stuff they'll claim in court.

      "But, your honor, he makes us look incompetent by winning the cases! you can't allow that!"

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    13. Re:'With Prejudice' by cygtoad · · Score: 1

      I am afraid Hollywood would never allow a movie to be made painting NYCL as a hero. And if that is to much for you to take then... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

    14. Re:'With Prejudice' by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      How would NYCL react to his being cast as Jack Nicholson?

      I don't really care who they cast as me, as long as they give me a nice fee -- like maybe 5% of what Jack Nicholson gets for a movie.

      Still, I'm sure you wouldn't like to remain in the minds of most people looking like Tom Cruise.

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      Ignore this signature. By order.
    15. Re:'With Prejudice' by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would NYCL react to his being cast as Jack Nicholson?

      I don't really care who they cast as me, as long as they give me a nice fee -- like maybe 5% of what Jack Nicholson gets for a movie.

      Still, I'm sure you wouldn't like to remain in the minds of most people looking like Tom Cruise.

      OK make it Ron Perlman. (But don't forget about my fee.)

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    16. Re:'With Prejudice' by c-reus · · Score: 1

      I wonder what rating the movie would get from MPAA

    17. Re:'With Prejudice' by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I wonder what rating the movie would get from MPAA

      I was hoping for an NC-17.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  6. Still looking for the illegal music by cpicon92 · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that we still hear people talking about the so-called "illegal music downloading websites" and how they're horrible and shouldn't exist. Last time I checked, they don't. I have yet to find a website with right-click, save target as, music downloads.

    1. Re:Still looking for the illegal music by negRo_slim · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You know, they are still out there. Actual web pages with links to albums and on occasion a straight up .rar download. But it's just been fantastic I was able to find some Dance Hall Crashers and Mustard Plug albums I simply couldn't find anywhere else. In fact they are sites that look a lot like... this... It's like a breath of fresh air, sometimes I worry about the world at large when I look at the top torrents on any given site.

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    2. Re:Still looking for the illegal music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rapidshare

    3. Re:Still looking for the illegal music by cpicon92 · · Score: 0

      great, i now have slashdot, just post a comment and you get links to illegal music as responses.

    4. Re:Still looking for the illegal music by roguetrick · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Still looking for the illegal music by Internalist · · Score: 1

      Yay Dancehall Crashers! I was introduced to them, of all places, on the Angus soundtrack. Anyway, they're great.

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      Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher von Braun
    6. Re:Still looking for the illegal music by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I have yet to find a website with right-click, save target as, music downloads.

      Welcome to the internet.
      There's a webite site called Google.
      It's really cool. You should check it out.
      In particular you'll find some interesting results if you type mp3 in the search box along with an artist name and/or a song name.

      Feel free to ask if you have any other questions about the intartubes :)

      -

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  7. One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a guy who has single handedly changed my opinion of lawyers. Certianly he has friends here, I'd give him a dollar. But at the same time his existence speaks badly of other lawyers. The question is: Why are there not more like him? We all recognise the RIAA are effectively an extorion racket. Why do more not speak up and take on these criminals? Leading by example may not be enough. If I were NYCL my focus would be converting more of my peers, raising an army against the RIAA. A one man battle is heroic and all, but sooner or later we all need help. It's time other lawyers saw which way the wind is blowing and get behind this leader.

    1. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are many, many others like him. The difference is they aren't on Slashdot and they don't make the paper.

      It's also a pick your fights type of thing. Not every good lawyer is going to be fighting the RIAA. It's where their interest and abilities lie.

    2. Re:One man army? by PDG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As much as I respect NYCL, the reason you don't see more like him is that it doesn't pay. Being noble is difficult when it effects your ability to feed your kids.

      I laud his efforts, but he is a jewel in the rough.

      --
      "Where is my mind?"
    3. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many many many lawyers that are just like him or even more aggressive in their activities for good. Look at the EFF, ACLU, and the thousands of individual lawyers who are working for good and change. In fact, my experience is that very very few lawyers are "evil." In addition, pay has very little to do with motivating most layers, even if you are working for "good" the pay is generally quite good.

    4. Re:One man army? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ..he is a jewel in the rough.

      Nah, a "jewel in the rough" is more like a dirty looking tradesman that turns out to look fantastic in a tux and can quote Chaucer to the upper crust folks at the charity benefit. "A gem among the rocks" is probably more what you're looking for.

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    5. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're out there, but you don't hear about us because we're too busy fighting the good fight to post on slashdot.

    6. Re:One man army? by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many times attorneys like NYCL, also have to fight bad judges. There are those that don't know the law, have something against the defendant, plaintiff or attorney, or are activists on some subject. These judges are impossible to deal with and an attorney has tread lightly in the "judges" courtroom.

      I recently had my brother go through something like this where the law was completely in his favor on an adoption case, but the judge didn't like the birth mother and ruled for the birth father (who failed to obey the law), thus causing my brother to possibly forfeit custody of the baby. In my brother's case, he spent a lot of money to fight, then appeal and finally win. Being that my brother is, himself, an attorney, he's since moved out to Utah and will likely do some stuff in this area.

    7. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certianly he has friends here, I'd give him a dollar.

      His website has ads you can click to help support it. There is also a PayPal link there for donations to his client in this case, Ms. Lindor, defense. Which if I recall correctly, not going to Google it ATM, that PayPal account was setup at the behest of the Slashdot community. There are also links there where you can contribute to other cases where Mr. Beckerman is not the lawyer and a link for donations to the EFF. The donation links are about halfway down on the left.

      Hopefully NYCL will win a judgement for his client for the coverage of his client's legal fees but often such judgements will not completely cover everything as no doubt this case has cost his client much more then just what Mr. Beckerman's bill comes to as she has no doubt had lost wages and extra expenditures related to this case, not to mention judges are known to reduce the settlement to below the stated legal costs. First though he will need to defeat this attempt to defame him, which puts him in the inappropriate spot of having to defend himself. Wonder if it would be appropriate for the EFF or others to file an amicus curiae here.

    8. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why Jedis are are not allowed to get married.

    9. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jewel in the rough? I'd take that to mean he has good qualities hiding behind an unrefined exterior. Perhaps a prince amongst thieves? He always seemed well-spoken and kind to me.

    10. Re:One man army? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      For some reason Lawyers in the USA are demonised as being party to the crimes the people they defend commit or as being evil Disney movie Grand Vizier types. People should remember that life is not always like the movies. If you want the rule of law and not mindless vigalante action then you need people to defend every case, no matter how horrible. Unfortunately there are a lot of people that really do think that Taliban style law enforcement is the way to go - there you don't need lawyers just a pile of stones to throw at people that don't fit in. We don't want to go towards a society where your neighbour can have you locked up forever just by calling you a child molester - we need to have someone that can stand up and prove that you are innocent.

      I've never actually needed a lawyer - I'm probably getting half of this from "Rumpole of the Bailey".

    11. Re:One man army? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      For the love of bandwidth, was that a distinction really worth making... Won't you think of the poor keyboards?! Yeesh.

    12. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small point: your comment 'jewel in the rough' presumably from 'diamond in the rough', doesn't mean what you think it means.

      You meant it as "he's an outstanding member of his community", but it actually means someone who has outstanding abilities/talents but needs work to bring them to full potential. It comes from the fact that diamonds, when found, are rough and unpolished and require effort to bring out their full brilliance.

      (For example, if you have read Pygmalion or seen the movie 'My Fair Lady', Eliza Doolittle was considered a diamond in the rough by the professor).

    13. Re:One man army? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Well said, but I think you screwed up the last bit. I can never prove I am not evil, therefore I kinda like Rumpole's "assumption of innocence" idea - that way it's the inquisitor's evidence that must stand up.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    14. Re:One man army? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      For some reason Lawyers in the USA are demonised as being party to the crimes the people they defend commit or as being evil Disney movie Grand Vizier types. People should remember that life is not always like the movies. If you want the rule of law and not mindless vigalante action then you need people to defend every case, no matter how horrible. Unfortunately there are a lot of people that really do think that Taliban style law enforcement is the way to go - there you don't need lawyers just a pile of stones to throw at people that don't fit in. We don't want to go towards a society where your neighbour can have you locked up forever just by calling you a child molester - we need to have someone that can stand up and prove that you are innocent.

      I've never actually needed a lawyer - I'm probably getting half of this from "Rumpole of the Bailey".

      Actually, I don't think it's the level-field representation that people demonize in the US -- it's the fact that there are a lot of high profile lawyers out there who "specialize" in promoting cases that are morally questionable (think ambulance chasers and some patent attorneys), and others that use immoral, unethical (and sometimes illegal) tactics to defend their clients. Lawyers who fight a clean fight for a bad client generally are given grudging respect -- of course, generally bad clients don't have any qualms hiring morally and ethically bankrupt legal representation.

    15. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true. I'm newly graduated from law school and would love to work for a public interest, such as the EFF or the CDT.
      However, I'm more or less obligated to work for The Man for the next 10+ years to pay off my $120k loans from lawschool & undergrad. I think my own school debt is insane, but I know students who went to Top 10 schools that have $250k loans to pay off.

    16. Re:One man army? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I were NYCL my focus would be converting more of my peers, raising an army against the RIAA.

      That really has been my focus. The purpose of the blog was to empower other lawyers. Since I started it, more and more lawyers have come into the fold. I give them free listings in my "Directory of Defense Lawyers" and we try to help each other whenever we can. Are there enough lawyers doing it? No. But more and more are coming into the fight.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    17. Re:One man army? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Then you deserve even more kudos.

      May you succeed in this seemingly Quixotic quest.

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    18. Re:One man army? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      May you succeed in this seemingly Quixotic quest.

      I don't know if it's so Quixotic. After all, it's a legal battle in a court of law. And I have the law on my side. Doesn't that give me the advantage, ultimately?

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    19. Re:One man army? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, I honestly don't know.

      I hope it does.

      Just hope you don't run into any trouble like was revealed in that story about judges failing to read booby-trapped motions before rejecting them. I wish you the best of luck in the courtrooms of reality.

      If you run into any rotten judges I hope you get them roasted.

    20. Re:One man army? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Not to mention if you yourself get targeted, I hope it doesn't clog up your business, or otherwise gag your blog.

      May the force be with you.

    21. Re:One man army? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      it's the fact that there are a lot of high profile lawyers out there who "specialize" in promoting cases that are morally questionable

      Despite all the "only in America" lawyer myths you probably don't have any more than most places with a similar legal system. A broken IP system and various other failings in law unique to the USA are really the fault of the legistators that draft them, but criminal law appears to function. One area where US lawyers are infamous for acting badly is in rape and sexual assault cases where victims are given a very hard time and few prosocutions actually take place even when there is very strong forensic evidence. The downside of strong morality is that it is easy for the unscrupulous to turn the victim into an effective outlaw just by choice of clothing. A common defence is that the virgin was a "harlot" which completly ignores that it would still be a crime no matter who it is done to.

    22. Re:One man army? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Good point, I should have just said to argue for the truth on the accused behalf.

      We can see in Malaysia what can happen if you accuse your political opponent of a sex crime and there is no effective rule of law. You don't need evidence in that case just political power and you can lock anyone away. It gets many people on your side when morality is involved and there is no problem with disbelief like a murder accusation with no body.

      Oddly enough Australia's ABC radio "Philosopers Zone" had a story on some US lawyers that were portrayed as demons after they found some bodies but did not reveal it until the trial. Technically they did the legal thing (at the time) but in the intervening time the next of kin were left in the dark. Rightly or wrongly it ended their legal careers and they were shown off as an example as to show that lawyers are evil. I think perhaps somebody stood to get some political milage out of it and similar situations.

    23. Re:One man army? by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Maybe a pearl before swine?

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    24. Re:One man army? by darkmeridian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are lawyers taking on the entire military tribunal process down there in Gitmo. Oh, and these guys are defending people who probably killed American soldiers. Oh, and they're career military officers who probably flushed his career down the tubes to make an unpopular stand.

      There are good guys everywhere if you only wanted to look.

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    25. Re:One man army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should look up the phrase 'jewel in the rough'. I don't think it means what you think it means.

    26. Re:One man army? by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      As much as I respect NYCL, the reason you don't see more like him is that it doesn't pay. Being noble is difficult when it effects your ability to feed your kids.

      Huh? He is still getting paid handsomely for his services.

      His ability to feed all the kids a man can father is certainly not in any danger. He might have chosen to work for someone enabling him to feed his kids beluga caviar each day, but he will not go broke any day soon.

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    27. Re:One man army? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      As much as I respect NYCL, the reason you don't see more like him is that it doesn't pay. Being noble is difficult when it effects your ability to feed your kids.

      Huh? He is still getting paid handsomely for his services. His ability to feed all the kids a man can father is certainly not in any danger. He might have chosen to work for someone enabling him to feed his kids beluga caviar each day, but he will not go broke any day soon.

      Just to set the record straight.
      1. The only reason you hadn't heard from me in 8 days was that there wasn't anything newsworthy enough, by Slashdot's standards, to report.
      2. Representing poor and working class people being sued by a cartel of multinational corporations does not pay well. Every lawyer representing an RIAA defendant is suffering financially for doing it, including me.

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    28. Re:One man army? by GNious · · Score: 3, Funny

      [...] I have the law on my side. Doesn't that give me the advantage, ultimately?

      You're new to this law-thing, right?

    29. Re:One man army? by ekhben · · Score: 1
      That depends on how much faith you have in the legal system.

      ...

      Good luck.

    30. Re:One man army? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      [...] I have the law on my side. Doesn't that give me the advantage, ultimately?

      You're new to this law-thing, right?

      Yeah. I've only been doing it 34 years.

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    31. Re:One man army? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "We can see in Malaysia what can happen if you accuse your political opponent of a sex crime and there is no effective rule of law."

      I belive they are attempting to do the same thing again.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    32. Re:One man army? by bornyesterday · · Score: 1

      I guess we'll find out, won't we?

  8. Give 'em Hell, NYCL!! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like a pep rally cheer, doesn't it?

  9. To New York County Lawyer by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We salute you, sir.

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    Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
    1. Re:To New York County Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at you. Look at how mad you are about the Internet.

  10. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by cavePrisoner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know I shouldn't respond to this, but am I the only one that read it and thought most of it didn't sound half bad? I always thought public service was a good thing.

  11. Didn't Lindor settle? by d_jedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "You may recall that when the RIAA decided to run away with its tail between its legs in the long running Brooklyn case against a home health aide who has never used a computer"

    Maybe I'm thinking of a different case, but I thought Lindor decided to settle?

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    I am the maverick of Slashdot
    1. Re:Didn't Lindor settle? by caladine · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're thinking of a different case.
      The RIAA voluntarily dismissed this case, and it's in that motion that they are seeking to impose "discovery sanctions" on Mr. Beckerman and Ms. Lindor.

    2. Re:Didn't Lindor settle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er...

      RTFA much, did you?

      Thought not - this is /. after all...

    3. Re:Didn't Lindor settle? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      The RIAA voluntarily dismissed this case

      Well they don't have the power to dismiss it at this stage, only the Court does. They've made a motion asking for the case to be dismissed.

      --
      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  12. There should be a law stopping the dumb light sens by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    There should be a law stopping the dumb light sensors that make you get out of the stall to trun them back on.

  13. Can't Say This on Ray's Blog by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any judge these days who buys into the RIAA's bullshit as an absolute moron and should be impeached immediately for a lack of reasoning ability and common sense. These cases, all based on illegal investigations and no valid legal foundation, along with outright lies in the testimony of their sole "expert" at the ex parte John Doe joined subpoena phase should be stopped at that moment.

    It is more than well known that the RIAA method is highly flawed and they have often demanded subscriber information for IP addresses that never existed in the ISP's log. Those are easy to filter out. The real damage comes when the IP address supplied is wrong, but valid to another user. The RIAA admits no error in their procedures and pursues many innocent people.

    But the real blame is the idiot judges who seem incapable of understanding that the RIAA is using the court system in ways it was never intended to be used. It's the very same thing that Direct TV (may they rot in Hell) did only a few years earlier. These judges are apparently seduced that the RIAA members are losing billions of never proven dollars to filesharing and that somehow this must be redressed in trials that never seem to happen. I couldn't think less of the judges in too many of these cases, and am not alone in this regard.

    There, that felt great!

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Can't Say This on Ray's Blog by digitig · · Score: 1

      Any judge these days who buys into the RIAA's bullshit as an absolute moron and should be impeached immediately for a lack of reasoning ability and common sense.

      Any judge who decides on anything other than the evidence presented to them should be impeached immediately for breach of professional standards.

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    2. Re:Can't Say This on Ray's Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA are nothing but sadistic psychopaths in suits. Once in a while they are jolted from their delusions of grandeur by an adverse court ruling, and carried away kicking and screaming like the poisonous and pathetic little trolls that they are.

    3. Re:Can't Say This on Ray's Blog by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Any judge these days who buys into the RIAA's bullshit as an absolute moron and should be impeached immediately for a lack of reasoning ability and common sense. These cases, all based on illegal investigations and no valid legal foundation, along with outright lies in the testimony of their sole "expert" at the ex parte John Doe joined subpoena phase should be stopped at that moment.

      Ah, there you hit upon a problem in any modern society.

      There are so many things that one needs to understand to effectively deal with a legal case these days that it is completely unreasonable to expect someone to understand them all. Hence you have specialists - the lawyers argue the law, the judges make decisions based on the law and the expert witnesses explain things which require an expert. Things like "Given that we've been shown A, B and C, what are these things evidence of? What do they tell us?"

      The thing is, any old fred can get up in court and say "A tells you that the person was sharing files, B confirms it's the person standing there and not any random off the street, C confirms the files that they were sharing and the number of times they shared them". There are supposed to be checks and balances in place to make sure that the people who stand up as experts really do know what they're talking about, but history has shown that it is possible to find someone who one might reasonably consider to be an expert to stand up and say anything.

    4. Re:Can't Say This on Ray's Blog by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

      Any judge who decides on anything other than the evidence presented to them should be impeached immediately for breach of professional standards.

      Nice thought, and in a perfect world yada yada yada. The problem in these ex parte cases is that only one side is being heard by the judge. A proper judge should be saying to the RIAA, "That all well and good, however, before I grant you everything you've asked for just where is the other side in this to tell their story?"

      Instead of that, even in the cases where sound legal arguments are actually presented by those actually able to get to the court in time, along with serious allegations of illegal misconduct by the plaintiffs, too often the judge rules that this will all be settled at trial, which ignores 2 very crucial facts:

      1: The RIAA initially gets what it wants (user's protected identity) information without actually going to trial and then dismisses that case to try and extort the user otherwise.

      2: While only one other case has actually made it to trial out of 30,000+ filed (and that one was overturned by the judge afterwards so it hardly counts), the cost of defending a meritless case against an adversary with relatively unlimited funds and absolutely no scruples financially punishes the defendant to an extreme case without ever seeing the inside of a courtroom.

      The judge who declines to prevent this misuse of the judicial system from happening is a very bad judge indeed.

      --
      "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    5. Re:Can't Say This on Ray's Blog by digitig · · Score: 1

      "That all well and good, however, before I grant you everything you've asked for just where is the other side in this to tell their story?"

      It's not for the plaintiff to present the defence's case -- fortunately, because they're hardly likely to do a good job of it.

      Instead of that, even in the cases where sound legal arguments are actually presented by those actually able to get to the court in time, along with serious allegations of illegal misconduct by the plaintiffs, too often the judge rules that this will all be settled at trial, which ignores 2 very crucial facts:

      Whatever it ignores, the judge shouldn't decide the case based on allegations of illegal conduct. The illegal conduct needs to be proven in court. Yeah, it's a pain in the butt, but when judges start deciding guilt based just on allegations it will be even worse.

      The judge who declines to prevent this misuse of the judicial system from happening is a very bad judge indeed.

      The judge probably doesn't have the power to prevent this misuse of the judicial system, and the judge who abuses their power is an even worse judge.

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
  14. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by husker_man · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know I shouldn't respond to this, but am I the only one that read it and thought most of it didn't sound half bad? I always thought public service was a good thing.

    There's nothing wrong with public service, as long as the person serving is doing it voluntarily. I know, wartime is a different issue which necessitates a draft, but for peacetime if you wish to serve, go ahead. Just don't require it, because if you do you tend to turn people off from doing it on their own rather than being forced. Too often you see people lining their pockets at the trough of "public service".

    In other words, if you want to inspire people by doing public service, I applaud you. Just don't force people to do something that should come from within.

  15. No FRCP 11(c)(2) motion? by Hierarch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    NYCL, I'm surprised. With all of the egregious conduct you're documented, I'm surprised you're just making a declaration in opposition rather than a motion of your own for sanctions under FRCP 11(c)(2). Is your reasoning something you can share with us, or shall we just watch the master in action? ;-)

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    --Somebody infect me with a .sig virus, I'm too lazy to write my own!
    1. Re:No FRCP 11(c)(2) motion? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      NYCL, I'm surprised. With all of the egregious conduct you're documented, I'm surprised you're just making a declaration in opposition rather than a motion of your own for sanctions under FRCP 11(c)(2). Is your reasoning something you can share with us, or shall we just watch the master in action? ;-)

      Can't comment on that.

      Here's a link to Rule 11.

      --
      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    2. Re:No FRCP 11(c)(2) motion? by Alsee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the key point is here:
      A motion for sanctions under [] shall not be filed with or presented to the court unless, within 21 days after service of the motion (or such other period as the court may prescribe), the challenged paper, claim, defense, contention, allegation, or denial is not withdrawn or appropriately corrected.

      It's a safe harbor clause for lawyers. You have to warn someone that you believe they have committed a rule 11 violation and then give them three weeks to fix it (or however long the court specifically resets the time limit to). It is only a rule 11 violation if they refuse to withdraw/correct it. I'm guessing that he has served (or soon will serve) them with such notice.

      It's frustrating for us that NYCL isn't directly commenting on this issue here, but as we well know from the SCO case you're not supposed to go running around publishing legal accusations against the other side during a court case - if you a have a legal claim then you make it in court. Sometimes making such public statements is illegal, and other other times such statements are just a dumbass move that can come back and bite you in the ass in the courtroom.

      The response NYCL filed directly asserts on page 18 that they "committed a most serious violation of Rule 11", so I expect we'll be hearing more about this soon. Ohhh.... I'm guessing probably the next 21 days or so :)

      -

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  16. Don't mess with Ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    From his CV:

    Personal interests

    -Recreational distance runner from 5k to half marathon; beginner level student of Kung Fu.

    http://beckermanlegal.com/attorney_profile

    1. Re:Don't mess with Ray by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      No worries. I live in Europe; as long as he's not a marathon swimmer, I should be fine.

      Besides, it wasn't I that called him a freedom fighter.

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      Ignore this signature. By order.
  17. due vs. undue stress by jonaskoelker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being stressed, bashed, scarred, and abused is part of life.

    True, and people should have some amount of thick skin. But...

    When people stress others without caring for their well-being and (more importantly) without a valid reason and do so repeatedly, that's where it becomes chicanery and where I think it's reasonable to step in.

    Whether we're talking about schoolyard bullies or corporate dragnet litigation, there should be some way of stopping chicanery. Lawsuits are not like an abusive spouse: you can't just divorce it.

    Looked at the Skinnerian way, when people harass you, we need you to have some way of punishing them. Otherwise, as symes said (http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1022819&cid=25690283), you become stressed out with bad effects to your health.

    Shame me for using anecdotal evidence all you want; I know what ten years of near-constant bullying can do to you. When you feel universally hated and persecuted, you don't have the most fertile ground for developing social skills; what you do have is fertile grounds for developing social anxiety.

    When on top of the endless bullying your cries for help go unanswered, you learn that you can't rely on anyone when you're in need, that no one cares about your well-being, and that people in practice have the right to mistreat you however they want.

    I do not want to be expected to tell my children that "this is a part of life".

    1. Re:due vs. undue stress by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Shame me for using anecdotal evidence all you want; I know what ten years of near-constant bullying can do to you.

      Yes. You never really get over it.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:due vs. undue stress by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      When on top of the endless bullying your cries for help go unanswered, you learn that you can't rely on anyone when you're in need, that no one cares about your well-being, and that people in practice have the right to mistreat you however they want.

      I do not want to be expected to tell my children that "this is a part of life".

      It is partly for this reason that my wife and I are homeschooling our children. My parents ignored my begging to leave the school I was at, I left both school and home.

    3. Re:due vs. undue stress by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sounds like your children will make excellent cannon fodder for the bullies in society when you finally release them from your protective custody.

    4. Re:due vs. undue stress by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Just because they will have to fend for themselves without help one day is no reason to abandon them to bullying now. Since they learn both martial arts and interpersonal skills from an early age I think they'll be OK.

      One day my kids will have to be able to look out for themselves. I have this idea, I know it's radical, of preparing them first. Sort of like the same reason we don't leave toddlers exposed in the wild, but after some experience camping with parents or scouts etc we would let them go by themselves.

    5. Re:due vs. undue stress by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My mother (special education teacher, now retired) had to "repair" a lot of kids who were home schooled. The parents invariably thought that they were teaching the kids enough "interpersonal skills", but it usually turned out that the parents themselves were socially defective & were incapable of judging whether their own kids had the proper skills to fit into society when "the time came".

      I don't know you & your wife well enough to tell whether your family is an exception to that pattern, but when you are deliberately choosing to isolate your kids from the same experiences that every other kid in society goes through, then you'd damn well be prepared to unemotionally & critically analyze whether the choices you are making for your kids will place them at a net disadvantage when you aren't around to manage their social relationships anymore.

    6. Re:due vs. undue stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a PTSD survivor, thank you for your post.

    7. Re:due vs. undue stress by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Informative

      My mother (special education teacher, now retired) had to "repair" a lot of kids who were home schooled. The parents invariably thought that they were teaching the kids enough "interpersonal skills", but it usually turned out that the parents themselves were socially defective & were incapable of judging whether their own kids had the proper skills to fit into society when "the time came".

      I don't know you & your wife well enough to tell whether your family is an exception to that pattern,

      That "pattern" you talk about is the exception. One of the things that made us interested in home schooling was meeting teenagers who had been homeschooled. We were impressed by their ability to talk and relate to us as adults and to have reasonable, well thought out conversations. I also know schooled teenagers like this, but with the homeschoolers it seems to be the norm rather than the exception.

      From the "Home Schooling Review" done by my State government in 2003 http://education.qld.gov.au/publication/production/reports/homeschooling.pdf
      In summary, researchers have found home schooled children are as well socialised as students educated in traditional State and non-State schools. Boyer (1993)4 researched the social stratification of children in schools by the lock-step age and grade approach to schooling. He concluded that by the time children are teenagers, they have little idea how to socialise with anyone outside of their peer group because of this approach to education. Tillman (1995)5 has documented that home schooled children participated in a wide range of extra curricular and community activities both with age peers and with those of more than two years age difference outside the immediate family.

      Quite apart from that, most school education here (Australia) is woefully inadequate. Outside of mathematics, no training in logic at all in most schools. Most people in their mid-thirties or younger I've mentioned that to are astonished to find out that logic is a subject. The majority just think "logical" means "agrees with me" and "illogical" means "disagrees with me". Many people in our society are completely incapable of putting together a reasoned argument, or logically analysing someone else's statements. This is one reason why people are so easily manipulated by advertising and propaganda. School, for some reason, is not addressing this.

      We've got high suicide rates, high divorce rates, high failure rates for people starting their own businesses. A significant portion of people in this society (and it's similar in the US) seem to be incapable of self-determination and maintaining long term relationships. Why would I want them to fit in well with that?

    8. Re:due vs. undue stress by ultranova · · Score: 1

      When on top of the endless bullying your cries for help go unanswered, you learn that you can't rely on anyone when you're in need, that no one cares about your well-being, and that people in practice have the right to mistreat you however they want.

      I do not want to be expected to tell my children that "this is a part of life".

      Unfortunately, it is, and the only part in fact. You either have the power to defend yourself or you don't; in the latter case you're abused by everyone and either live with it or die.

      The sick thing is that people dream of things being different; just look at how popular variations of the "hero who crushes evil and sets things right" story are, or romance stories, or the like; but in reality, when push comes to show, or when they're simply bored, these same people are the very demons who make this world a living hell.

      Dream of heaven but act to make the world around yourself a hell; I guess that means that people are insane.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    9. Re:due vs. undue stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm totally in favour of keeping it real, but that whole 'That which does not kill me; makes me stronger crap'? When I was in school, there was one kid who used to bushwack other kids for money and confectionary. He used an *air pistol*. Sure, it's not an MP5, but it could hurt someone quite seriously. He backed that up by being literally twice the size of most of the other kids; me included. He enjoyed the power, he enjoyed hurting people. He was not rare. My *father* is an abusive and stupid man with no charm, no sense of humour, and no social skills. He used to kick the shit out of my brothers. I escaped with emotional abuse - I have no idea why unless it was the witness effect of having a spooky and effeminate kid at least 40 points higher than you on any IQ scale *watching* you and *remembering*. Maybe it's just because I had no real aggression.

      I have friends who've been abused. Parental abuse does not make you stronger. I'm emotionally pretty strong, but I'm very self-aware, and I still have problems. I have *major* issues with authority figures.

      You *nurture* your young. You love them and support them. You teach them to fight, sure. You do not stand back and watch as third parties tear them down. You do not undermine them and beat them until their spirit is gone. You do not name your boy 'Sue' to give him that extra edge of sociopathic toughness. Although it *would* have been kinda funny if if mine had done that with me...

      1. ...thinks: I called that boy Sue 'cause I'll make a man outta him if it's the last thing I do...
      2. Oh...
      4. ...
      5. Prof^H^H^H^ Plan B...

      If this is your plan, though, do us all a favour: please don't have kids.

    10. Re:due vs. undue stress by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      We were impressed by their ability to talk and relate to us as adults and to have reasonable, well thought out conversations.

      How about their ability to talk and relate to their peers? What you are describing is a typical sign of an outsider youth. More relations to adults than to kids of their age.

      Why not kill the poor sods outright before they run amok. The best they can hope for is an accident instead of suicide.

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      -- Put crudely, the world is an extremely large problem instance. (Russel/Norvig Artificial Intelligence)
    11. Re:due vs. undue stress by Ptraci · · Score: 1

      I was stuck in the public schools for twelve years of my life, and it came close to killing me. It was only when I got out of school and could spend my time with more mature people who had no reason to bully me that I was able to develop any social skills at all, because my "peers" were no help there. If all you have in common with people is age, that doesn't make them peers.

    12. Re:due vs. undue stress by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      How about their ability to talk and relate to their peers?

      I said we've met teens who have the ability to talk and reason well and your immediate response is the suspicion that they will not be able to relate to other teens. You could benefit from pondering on this.

      Why not kill the poor sods outright before they run amok. The best they can hope for is an accident instead of suicide.

      You advocate killing teenagers who have the ability to talk and reason well. I can't think of any reason to pay attention to your advice on social skills. If you're trying to demonstrate the superior reasoning ability or social aptitude of people who have been processed through the school system, you've failed.

  18. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My wife's father, a Vietnam Veteran, once said to me that it is every Americans duty to serve at least once in the armed services. My knee-jerk reaction was to bring up rights and such but I do agree with him. Think of how much better off the average family would be as well as the country as a whole with that kind of training and education per individual.

    A pipe dream I know but I found it a very interesting statement.

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    ~ Ron Fitzgerald
  19. My opinion of laywers by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's a guy who has single handedly changed my opinion of lawyers.

    While he certainly is the prime example of fighting the good fight, and looks at bit lonesome, I wouldn't overlook the work of Eben Moglen. He's an excellent public speaker, and I remember seeing a video interview ('ish thing) where he talks about his past as a techie.

    There's also Lawrence Lessig, who also shares some of the slashdot groupthink values. He's trying to change the world in a direction I'd like to see it go in. Maybe I want to go longer than him, but I still consider him a good guy and on my side.

    Then there are the lawyers working for the EFF, and those talking at hacker cons. The name Cindy Cohen springs to mind.

    Maybe they're not quite as much a superhero as Ray (he, not Cory, should be wearing a mask and cape :D), but they shouldn't be overlooked.

  20. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I really do not want the USA to become that sort of country. The military is important but you don't necessarily want every crook and scoundrel to have military experience. I think the standing army would become something more like Blackwater than what it is now.

  21. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by Enry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

  22. Defense Fund? by AC5398 · · Score: 1

    Dude, is there a defense fund a lowly slashdotter can contribute to?

    1. Re:Defense Fund? by d7415 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One for expert witnesses, a couple for specific cases, listed on NYCL's blog:
      http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/#contrib

    2. Re:Defense Fund? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1
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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  23. Fascism = Corporatism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mussolini: "Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power."

    Franklin D. Roosevelt: "The first truth is that the liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic state itself. That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power."

  24. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by NiceGeek · · Score: 1

    "Obama's crew have reworded the text on the "America Serves" area of the Change-gov website. The word "require" has been removed, probably as a result of criticism"

    Dimwit - his service plan has been on www.barackobama.com for months, but don't let that spoil your tinfoil-hattery. I don't know why I'm even responding considering you don't have the balls to actually post this without being AC.

  25. Some lawyers are just evil by dloyer · · Score: 1

    Some lawyers are just bitter, evil people that believe that there is always someone to blame for every problem is everyone owes them something.

    There is no defense against such evil. Engaging them on their own turf is ruinously expensive and drains the joy out of life. The rules are made by lawyers for the benefit of lawyers. The whole system is designed to make money for lawyers at the expense of everyone else.

    Dealing with such people brings violent fantasies of making them choke on their own lies and hearing them scream while their kneecaps are drilled out.

  26. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Think of how much better off the average family would be as well as the country as a whole with that kind of training and education per individual.

    Considering how often you invade foreign countries, I'd say that "better off" is not the term. Unless you think the US is overpopulated.

  27. Has anyone here watched Jesus Camp? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486358/

    I felt a mixture of nausea, crushing fear, despair, and helplessness as I watched evangelist children being brainwashed into thinking the devil was controlling the evil government (until Bush, that is), that the government was trying to take Jesus away from them by taking him out of schools, and that their "time" would come.

    These days I get the same feeling from reading Slashdot posts on the RIAA.

    --
    You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
  28. But the real question is by Xeth · · Score: 1

    Ray, When are you going to get an Amazon wishlist and cash in on all this slashlove you're getting?

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    If your theory is different from practice, then your theory is wrong.
    1. Re:But the real question is by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ray, When are you going to get an Amazon wishlist and cash in on all this slashlove you're getting?

      All I want is for people to buy stuff for themselves, but buy it through my Ad Links, so I can get a commission. That will help to finance the work I'm doing. A good place to start would be with buying some of the nice, independent, non-RIAA, music I have listed.

      --
      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  29. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it should be every American's duty to spend at least one year living outside the country (preferably while they're adult enough to learn something). It might put a small dent in the ridiculously provincial attitude that a lot of Americans have.

  30. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by retchdog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If everyone's kids had even the same chance of winding up dead, we'd probably be more hesitant.

    And even if not (which is doubtful), as you say, it'll help with overpopulation.

    Win-win imho.

    --
    "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
  31. Uh huh. by sudog · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Writing a story about yourself in the third person?

    Crowing about how muted and controlled your footnote response was?

    Brag much?

    I miss the somewhat more.. objective and clean Groklaw postings. Oh well.

    1. Re:Uh huh. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Writing a story about yourself in the third person? Crowing about how muted and controlled your footnote response was? Brag much? I miss the somewhat more.. objective and clean Groklaw postings. Oh well.

      If your point is that PJ is a better journalist than I am.... I wholeheartedly agree with you.

      What I'm doing -- cataloguing, documenting, and sometimes publicizing -- the details of the RIAA litigation campaign, is a job I wish I didn't have. I do it because no one else is doing it, and it has be done if we are to counter the RIAA's information monopoly.

      If PJ wants to take it over, I would be delighted!

      --
      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  32. Spoliation? by shentino · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised the plaintiffs aren't moving for application of "spoliation" or whatever you call it. Basically, the guilty ring of fudge you see on a kid who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

    I think the RIAA should suck balls, however, if the RIAA were to say "The evidence should be considered favorable because the defendat's destruction of same implies said evidence was incriminating".

    It puzzles me that the RIAA's lawyers haven't tried that, given what they assert about computer disposal by plaintiffs.

    Any thoughts NYCL, or anyone else for that matter?

    disclaimer: I am not a laywer, so please forgive any possible ignorance.

  33. Don't blame them, help them. by cheros · · Score: 1

    What is mainly happening is that the judges are fed a line of bullshit of reasonable quality - IMHO they are asked to judge evidence that is beyond their ability to understand. NOT because they are stupid (in my experience most of them are anything but) but because they don't understand the new technology it is based on.

    It is our responsibility to educate, to avoid jargon and to improve clarity in what we say - and never, ever lie or assume. Just stay with the facts.

    The issue is practically identical with what I come across when coaching CEOs in understanding IT. They don't want anyone to know I'm doing it (which is why we call it "coaching" and use a non-office venue), and the relief you can see when they finally understand it's in principle a complicated LEGO set is worth the effort (and the income helps too :-). It improves the quality of their decision making rather considerably, and it is IMHO a scandal they don't even teach the very basics like we do in any MBA programme. But hey, we make the cash, so well done :-)

    Joking aside, judges have a duty to be impartial, which means they must haven an ear for both parties. If they lack the knowledge to recognise that data is inaccurate or "creatively acquired" then it is unfortunately the task of the opposition to point that out and prove what they say, again in a language that doesn't imply knowledge of the topic to start with (i.e. jargon).

    The good news is that more and more judges are beginning to get exposed to this sort of education which will slowly yield results. Sadly, it IS a slow process and I can't see a way to speed it up other than what I'm planning to do in another country (and I can't talk about that yet, sorry).

    In any case, please start with the assumption that a judge is not stupid. It is an unfair assumption and causes you to dismiss the problem instead of picking it up and thinking about solutions.

    That's my 2 cents..

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  34. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Duty implies a moral obligation - not a requirement. Your father-in-law is right, everyone should feel morally obligated to serve their community. Your knee-jerk reaction is a result of the misinterpretation of what the definition of the word, duty, is.

    The problem here in the good ol' US of A is that we have, as a society, been struggling for equal rights so long that a large majority of us have forgotten what a moral obligation to community is - we're too focused on whether or not we've been wronged in some way.

  35. Good for Ms. Lindor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, kids, Ms. Lindor doesn't illegally infringe upon others' copyrights, and neither should you!

  36. Try reading the material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No idea why the 3rd person, but I think you should actually read the papers.

    These people should be really do more "practising" law instead of doing it for real. It's absolutely disgusting what they do, and I really, really hope judges are starting to impose some sanctions on what happens in court. It has gone beyond a joke if this is tolerated, and only judges have the power to reign in this abuse.

    Some VERY serious clamping down is needed, because it's been left to slide for too long.

  37. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I very much appreciate your "pipe dream" footnote.

    Aside from the deterioration of the US military through reorganization whose design goals seem to focus on saving money, military service just isn't rewarding any more. Veteran's benefits have been wantonly slashed, despite the hard evidence that the WWII G.I. Bill produced a renaissance by providing a free college education to everyone who served. The pessimistic focus seems to mirror the canard of welfare cheats. I leave the irony of military recruiters targeting the poor as an exercise for the reader.

    That being said, I found my own service experience useful in that it forced me to grow up and to recognize that I had been squandering my potential. If nothing else, the US military will teach you just how badly it sucks to take orders from someone less intelligent that you are. I count myself fortunate to have realized this before the age of twenty, and to have taken action by the time I reached twenty-two.

    Not only did I get a college education on my own dime, I found that there were more than a few loopholes in the educational assistance program. I tired of fighting the bureaucracy and just did it on my own. In fairness, I did use the VA loan benefit ten years later.

    I think that the problem is the mistaken belief that the common work-avoidance mentality of service{men,women} persists into the post-service, civilian experience. Some minority will game every system. That doesn't make it wise to turn it off.

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  38. Only if the lawyers are doing their job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which, as court employees (they work FOR THE COURT first), would be "not making bullshit cases up".
    Also, this is very definitely broken as an anbsolute when you consider "Contempt of court" charges. No evidence of that is *presented* to them. Yet they "judge" such to have happened.

    And they don't get sacked.

    A Judge has to also tell the jury to ignore evidence that is inappliccable. This is not "evidence presented" but is MOST CERTAINLY their job.

    The judge, after all, is not there to say "guilty". The Jury does that.

    So if he doesn't say "guilty/not guilty" and cannot consider (in your view) anything that is not evidence presented to them, what the hell are they there for?

    1. Re:Only if the lawyers are doing their job by digitig · · Score: 1

      Which, as court employees (they work FOR THE COURT first), would be "not making bullshit cases up".
      Also, this is very definitely broken as an anbsolute when you consider "Contempt of court" charges. No evidence of that is *presented* to them. Yet they "judge" such to have happened.

      And they don't get sacked.

      A Judge has to also tell the jury to ignore evidence that is inappliccable. This is not "evidence presented" but is MOST CERTAINLY their job.

      The judge, after all, is not there to say "guilty". The Jury does that.

      So if he doesn't say "guilty/not guilty" and cannot consider (in your view) anything that is not evidence presented to them, what the hell are they there for?

      True they also bring a knowledge of the law. But if any judge tried to say "The plaintiff is a known villain, case dismissed", which seems to be what Non du Keyboard was suggesting then I would fear for the justice system.

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  39. Re: SwitchAudio! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    What if you made a movie with the images first, and carefully designed *two* soundtracks for it?

    The version you holler about filming is some "3rd rate Grisham Pastiche" about a brief that upset some scandalous politician, blah blah. It gets a mention on page 17 of the paper, and everyone forgets it.

    Then you componetize every sentence of dialog and run it through a special converter software module.

    Suddenly it's the RIAA equivalent of "A Civil Action"!

    (Shocked Media Exec: "That's not what you said you were filming!"
    (Filmmaker: "Who said I needed your permission?")

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  40. Beckerman Rocks by gavron · · Score: 1
    I've read the PDFs. Sometimes there are things that make a Sunday Morning Sunrise seem happier, with better glow, and the light of truth spreads across the land.

    Thank you Mr. Beckerman.

    Sir, you rock.

    Ehud
    Tucson AZ

    1. Re:Beckerman Rocks by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I've read the PDFs. Sometimes there are things that make a Sunday Morning Sunrise seem happier, with better glow, and the light of truth spreads across the land. Thank you Mr. Beckerman. Sir, you rock.

      Thank you, gavron. Very much appreciated.

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  41. Re: Jewel In The Rough! (Script Stub) by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Are you giving us the rights to that idea?

    "Jewel In The Rough!"

    Synopsis:

    A etherially handsome wetlands boundary marker from Lousiana is displaced after the hurricane. He wanders around the shoddy federal support housing projects, doing odd jobs for gas stations. Only when a beligerent customer sprays him with the car wash hose (and thus spraying off the daily coat of grime) does said customer, a modeling scout, become shocked at his heretofore hidden good looks.

    Three months later after attending to his health and recovering from near-total exhaustion ofhis previous existence, a small law firm which defends against copyright abuse picks him up upon discovering his hidden talents for legal documentation and public speaking.

    One day the senior partner is chased down by thugs hired by Plaintiffs. The Diamond In The Rough has been boxed into an obscure legal corner and cannot receive an extension. Asking for leniency from the judge in special circumstances, he takes on the presentation of his life. He wins! The case establishes precedent that Thrown Away Script ideas cannot later be corralled under restrictive copyright.

    Starring:
    George Clooney as Senior Counsel for Defense Ray Beckerman
    Aaron Eckhart as Diamond In The Rough
    Zachary Quinto as Junior Counsel for Defense

    Samuel L. Jackson as Judge Halloway

    Tom Cruise as Senior Counsel for Plaintiff Morrison StealRight
    Chris Tucker as Junior Counself for Plaintiff

    Vin Diesel as Thug Hired By Plaintiff

    Musical Score by Three 6 Mafia & Eric Serra

    Cameo by Ray Beckerman as Nice Harvard Law Professor

                       

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  42. Tried to resist but couldn't ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    By day, he's mild mannered lawyer Ray Beckerman, but by night he becomes.... THE UNDERSIGNED!

    There's no need to fear, Undersigned is here!

    When criminals in this world appear,
    And break the laws that they should fear,
    And frighten all who see or hear,
    The cry goes up both far and near for

    Undersigned, Undersigned,
    Undersigned, Undersigned.


    Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
    Fighting all who rob or plunder

    Undersigned, Undersigned.

    When in this world the headlines read
    Of those who's hearts are filled with greed
    And rob and steal from those in need.
    To right this wrong with blinding speed goes

    Undersigned, Undersigned,
    Undersigned, Undersigned.


    Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
    Fighting all who rob or plunder

    Undersigned, Undersigned.

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  43. Awwwww..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Wow..... The RIAA doesn't like:

    a) Legal bullies
    b) Being sued
    c) Lawyers who flout the rules
    d) Misstatements of fact

    How ironic, because what they are claiming are simply unsupported accusations, whereas the RIAA's own legal bullying, lawsuits, misstatements of fact, and rule flouting can be easily pointed out.

    What Mr. Beckerman should do in defending himself is to take each of the RIAA's charges and show the court where the RIAA has themselves committed the wrongful acts that they 'claim' Mr. Beckerman has. Nothing will kill a lawsuit faster than showing the court that the plaintiff has committed the VERY SAME ACTS that they are accusing the defendant of committing. Honestly, how can you explain to a judge how you think you should be able to engage in those practices without consequence, yet they (the judge) should sanction an opposing lawyer for supposedly committing those same acts?

    The Amazing Kreskin predicts a trial in which Exhibit A will be watching the RIAA eat their foot..... after they've shot themselves in it.

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  44. You forgot something by The+Breeze · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I liked your answer to the blog question, but didn't you leave something out?

    h) Plaintiff's counsel's objection to my blog is especially perplexing in light of Plaintiff's multi-million dollar advertising that seeks to convince the public that downloading a song is the moral equivalent of auto theft. Plaintiff also spends a great deal of money lobbying to influence Congress to pass ever more restrictive legislation. It is disturbing that Plaintiff's counsel can feel so threatened by a simple text-based blog that simply seeks to shed light on the actions of their respective member companies.

  45. thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're doing noble work and you're doing an excellent job at it. I and many other Anonymous Cowards thank you.

  46. Language by slateX · · Score: 1

    In reading over the declaration, I am struck at the frequent use of subjective modifiers, asides, etc... For instance, I wouldn't have thought "Not surprisingly..." (2) would have a place here. Is this the norm?

  47. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by Dan541 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey,

    Don't dump your Americans on us...

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  48. Mod Parent as Insightfully Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the RIAA legal team 'needs' to be begging on the street to pay for their next meal. I don't hate them really, I just hate what they have chosen to do.

    Well, you don't know them as well as I do.

    I laughed out loud, really.

    1. Re:Mod Parent as Insightfully Funny by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Well I'm glad someone got it.

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  49. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by shentino · · Score: 1

    Personally I don't have problem with drafts.

    However, I think that draftees and volunteers should be treated differently.

    Forcing someone into the military to ship them overseas and accomplish a political goal is IMHO an abuse of government.

    However, if the US were to institute a draft AND make sure that draftees are only stationed in our homeland, I wouldn't have a problem with it.

  50. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by krlynch · · Score: 1

    Well, the post you respond to may have been written by a "dimwit", as you say, but he wasn't wrong. On Friday, the "America Serves" section of change.gov said:

    Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school and 100 hours of community service in college every year.

    where it now says

    Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by setting a goal that all middle school and high school students do 50 hours of community service a year and by developing a plan so that all college students who conduct 100 hours of community service receive a universal and fully refundable tax credit ensuring that the first $4,000 of their college education is completely free.

    Either way, the word "require" has disappeared, even if the idea of requiring such "service" hasn't. How they make an end run around the 13th Amendment will be interesting to see.

  51. Re:Fascism We Can Believe In! by againjj · · Score: 1

    Robert A. Heinlein's Starship Troopers (the book, not the awful movie). Quite a good read, even if you disagree with it.