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Google Exec Hints At Future Open Platform
rsmiller510 writes "At the recent Web 2.0 Summit, Dave Girouard, who is president of Google's enterprise division, stated that his company's long-term goal is to open up the Google development stack to outside developers. If this is true, then it could have some serious long-term implications for developers who could use Google services in new and interesting ways."
Usually, what is initially perceived to be a good thing will inevitably be hijacked, perverted, then reduced to an overused, meaningless shell of what it used to be before it fades into obscurity; all in the name of greed.
When most of us hear the word "open" applied to something, we believe that we can freely take that something and then use it to do whatever we want, or we could change it do do what we want at the expense of we being morally obligated to make available to the public all changes.
Moving on, the fanfare trumpetted out Google's ass conveyed the essense of absolute freedom. Could we write our own apps to do whatever we wanted them to, and then keep them or freely distribute them as we wish? No way, Jose'!
What good is an "open" platform if nobody will let you use it?! To find out, we consult a few of dictionary.com's definitions of the word "open".
not closed or barred at the time, as a doorway by a door, a window by a sash, or a gateway by a gate: to leave the windows open at night.
In this case, Google announced that their then-infantile Android platform was complately "open". People drank the kool-aid without taking into account that the telcos, not Google, decide what runs and what dosen't.
without restrictions as to who may participate: an open competition; an open session.
Everybody may participate, only a select few will actually be able to use it.
ready for or carrying on normal trade or business...
Normal trade or business = Jewing the common man
having relatively large or numerous spaces, voids, or intervals: an open architectural screen; open ranks of soldiers.
The voids being the empty heads the suckers who believe that they'll be able to run their apps as well as the empty heads of the cocksuckers who refuse to let your contact manager run on their network lest it compete with their product.
Looks like "open" ain't so open after all. Plus, the G1 is ugly as hell.
A couple weeks ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, Barack Obama -- the messiah himself -- came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was busy and in any case I was sure the secret service wouldn't even let me shake his hand.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as his cock -- or at least as I imagined it!
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a liberal democrat and had been on the Obama train since last year. Of course I'd had fantasies of meeting him, sucking his cock and balls, not to mention sucking his asshole clean, but I never imagined I would have the chance. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of Barack Obama, the chosen one.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?
I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big half nigger cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was that Barack Obama wasn't there to see my loyalty and wash it down with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. It's even better than listening to an Obama speech!
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.
I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.
I often think of Barack Obama dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful democrat.
I read the entire article. Can I have my five minutes back please?
Summary of article:
Google Exec: We're going to open.... The box! ...
People: Open what?
Google Exec: The box! With... the wires, and blinky lights, and stuff in it!
People: What's in the box?
Google Exec: New and interesting things!
People: O RLY?
Google Exec: YA RLY!
People:
Google Exec: Oh look, pretty shiny...
#fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
he means they'll track all my personal information and use it to their advantage... then count me in!
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Yo momma has a smelly ass!
Allowing everyone to help out with Google's product development is a smart strategy because of how difficult it is becoming to keep up with software enthusiasts who like to collaborate on open source projects. It will be interesting to see how Google will be able to harness the power of collaborative development in their core products.
GOOGle is owned by a secret cabal of Italians.
And i expect to soon hear about a"The GOOOGLE Store"... ...
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
Google does search well (most of the time, and not just general weeb search - I like scholar for example). Obviously they must do the associated ads well since they make their money there. They also do Google Maps and Google Earth well, I must admit.
They don't do much else well in my opinion. Lots of hype for beta software or software they've assimilated and made buggy beta. They destroyed Deja news. (Google groups is quite buggy and has had big problems from time to time). I own a Gmail account but never use it because frankly i don't want someone else to keep my email for me (even what I delete). Chrome was awful and installed spyware that you had to go to some pain to delete. Picasa did nothing but crash for me. Every other product I've seen has been cool for the geek to play with but never become a really stable product. Google Web Toolkit sounded interesting for a while but someone turned me off it by telling me it was over-engineered and I don't have time to play much outside of work at the moment.
As for "Do no evil", I think they should change their motto. It's wearing thin and doesn't ring true when you suddenly double the cost of child care for your employees without compensating them in any way.
Google has to be one of the most overhyped companies on the planet.
These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
There's a danger with the word "open", as it carries such good connotations for us here. However, just because we like "open" doesn't mean that whatever is coming from Google is going to match our expectations, let alone our desires.
You have to remember that Google is a very different beast to RedHat for example. Google's business M.O. is like that of no other corporation, so it's hard to draw comparisons, but nobody would ever suggest that they are "an open source company" (not even close), despite the many open source projects that they host, promote, support, and of course use. At best, they are a "somewhat open source friendly" company, and undoubtedly they also know that being open is becoming increasingly important, so they're responding to that.
Note that Google's main products are all closed, and most of them possess a few annoying "features" that would have been fixed by now if they were an open source company --- I'm sure that we can all point to some "feature/bugs" that irritate us personally. :-) In fact they're not even very good at responding to popular feature requests (almost apathetic), so true wide-scale openness is really a long way off for Google.
Given the above, I think that some caution is required when interpreting highly non-specific words spoken by Google execs. While we would like them to become massively more open, their openness may not come in a form that the FOSS community would find particularly attractive. In particular, any thought that Google is going to cede huge amounts of control over to open source developers is almost certainly sheer fantasy.
"The question of whether machines can think is no more interesting than [] whether submarines can swim" - Dijkstra
1. Study Balmerian philosophy (AKA how NOT to deal with open source questions)
2. Open response with standard Open Sourcian Defense Strategy: LTGD (Long Term Goal Deflection).
3. CONTINUE PROFIT$$$
I record my sleeptalking
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Android was supposed to be an open mobile phone OS. But now it seems that it's "open" for reading, not writing or executing. That is, you can look at the source code, but you can't write any changes to your phone. The firmware locks out any OS software that doesn't match the checksum or something. That lockout gives Google control of the Android OS, which means the phones are not open, and Google can even lock out apps it doesn't like, or keep features like remote shutdown (by Google, not by you), even if you want to delete that "feature".
How about Google just opens the Android platform, by allowing the phones to run even altered Android OS versions? Then I'll start believing Google when it claims to "open" some other platform even more likely to stay closed, because it runs on their own hardware, not mine.
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Google has been opening up their platform already; App Engine gives developers (some) access to GFS, BigTable, auto-scaling magic, etc.
Well, it's not the OS's fault when the hardware (aka the phone) won't accept altered versions.
Note that in the mobile phone business software locks are the norm - and for a reason: branding. Without the ability to brand phones many network providers won't sell the phone for a subsidised price. Branding if course needs to be sufficiently complicated to remove. And shall consist of more the a start-up screen. Orange for example likes to remove the ability to use mp3 as ring tone - so you need to buy ring toned from - you guessed it - orange.
So Google is between the devil and the deep blue see here. Without software lock down no subsidised phones which in case of a smart phone means a â1000 price tag. Which in turn means: very few customers.
Of course I can see a way out of it: Developers edition phone for everyone who is prepared to pay the unsubsidised price to get total freedom and end user edition with the needed lock downs.
Usually developers editions (at least for Windows Mobile, Symbian etc. pp.) are only available to those you can prove that they are full time mobile phone developers and sign NDA's on top of it.
Martin
They are opening their stuff much more so than Google. There are a lot of open APIs already, like BOSS (Build your own search service), with more coming.
If whatever they are going to open up (didn't RTFA) is as open as Android, it will only be open to you if you are a large company that has the money to manufacture . To the rest of us, it will be as open as an iPhone.
After Android, I don't hold my breath when Google promise anything open. I'll believe them again when they open-source Google Earth or something.
google never opened nothing and never will.
search api? good luck finding usefull places using it with the daily limits they impose. all they do is open up spots on their apps so you could run some widgets.
microsoft came from a time when everyone was locked in IBM mainframes. they were the salviours because they let you use personal computers. now that's freedom! personal computers!
now, everyone is locked in microsoft applications. and google came to the rescue. you can run a widget inside their email and callendar app. now that's freedom!
And what about the little code they open source? that java framework to spit out unreadable javascript... geez. I'm on YUI side on this one.
I fully agree with you. Of course I quote â while you quote $ and the price difference is more then just exchange rate. Apart from that: yes - yes, would be great.
Ahmm - I quoted EUR 1000 - prices are different here. Basically we get ripped off.
True many telcos don't use SIM-locks here - at least for contracts. The do use SIM lock for prepaid. And they might still disable mp3 ring tones.
The later being a real pain - SIM-locks are easily hacked - and must be removed upon request (for a small fee that is.).
Martin
Google is one of the most evil companies that has ever existed. They have no respect for the privacy of individuals. They have the number 1 - YES #1 - worst privacy record of any company in existence today. Yet the Slashdot crowd is so quick to slam Microsoft every time an article comes up that mentions Microsoft. The crowd also slams the U.S on every privacy issue that comes up. But Google constantly gets a pass for some reason. I don't understand this, is it because they are considered cool? Have they brainwashed the crowd?
Google is an awful company. You should not be using anything they spew out onto the Internet just because it is free. NOTHING from Google is free.
I wish Google realizes this difference.
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