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Maryland Court Weighs Internet Anonymity

Cornwallis writes "In a First Amendment case with implications for everything from neighborhood e-mail lists to national newspapers, a Maryland businessman argued to the state's highest court yesterday that the host of an online forum should be forced to reveal the identities of people who posted allegedly defamatory comments. The businessman, Zebulon J. Brodie, contends that he was defamed by comments about his shop, a Dunkin' Donuts in Centreville, posted on NewsZap.com. The shop was described as one 'of the most dirty and unsanitary-looking food-service places I have seen.' Talk about a Negative Nellie! At least the article didn't say the shop was the 'most dirty and unsanitary-looking food-service places I have seen.'"

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  1. Anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anonymity is the bane of a civilized society and should not be tolerated on the Internet.

    1. Re:Anonymity by johnsonav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are at a party and a stranger calls you a jerk, is the host required to tell you who he was?

      If you can get a subpoena, then yes... yes you can. If he just called you a jerk, well you probably won't be able to convince the judge to give you a subpoena, but if the remark rose to the standard of defamation, I don't see how you couldn't.

      Anonymity in the US, aside from some very specific circumstances, has always been something of a "catch me if you can" situation. And, in my opinion, that's the way it should be. As long as when you need anonymity (and I mean really need anonymity, like from the government or evil corporate overlords), there exists some way to get the word out, the right to free speech has not been abridged, in my opinion.

      Today, using the internet, anonymity is easier to obtain then ever before. If the people voicing their opinions on that web-forum really wanted to remain anonymous and insulated from the consequences of their actions, there are simple steps they could have taken so the host wouldn't even know who they were.

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  2. Here comes the Eula by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In order to encourage open communication in [forum X] I agree to hold this list harmless, and waive any implied rights to defamation... blah blah blah or some such crap. Could a disclaimer/waiver hold up in court? They work for personal injury, why not "social injury"?

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    1. Re:Here comes the Eula by bigattichouse · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about the Eula completely encapsulating use of the site? Then the site could use the DMCA on the guy if he uses the content in open court... I think we need an opensource version of our legal system, this old one's got too many bugs.

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    2. Re:Here comes the Eula by Surt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Defamation is definitely not protected speech. That's why there's a legal definition for it. Now, he would be laughed out of court because the speech in question is not defamation, but not the other way around.

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    3. Re:Here comes the Eula by innerweb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First, it needs to be determined if he was defamed. Maybe the accusations are true. Maybe the standards of the person who posted are higher than his store's standards. Maybe he is mad because he is being called out on something that he does not want to admit. Or maybe he does have a case and his is a clean and proper store. That is the first thing that needs to be determined. After that, if there is a case at that point, then talk about revealing who it is.

      I have worked in the food industry. I have seen what some places will let pass and it is disgusting. There are several restaurants in the local area that I tell people to avoid due to the sanitation and quality issues.

      I don't know whether or not the owner has done this, but the proper response of the owner would have been to contact the person via the board (if possible) and discover what the experience of that person was. We call this customer relations/service. A law suit like this is likely to only harm the reputation of the store owner. It will cause people who visit the store to focus even more on the same issues the *anonymous* party is focusing on.

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    4. Re:Here comes the Eula by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if he attached a qualifier "...that I've ever been too", meaning the claim might be truthful, and not defamation. IANAL but if a statement can be true, it isn't defamation. If I call Ted Bundy a murder it isn't defamation, if I call Ted Smith one (with no evidence) then it is, but if I say "In my opinion Ted Smith is a serial killer", then I'm in the clear.

      Also can't dirty be a subjective term? If I say that something is dirty, it doesn't make it defamatory.

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    5. Re:Here comes the Eula by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is why I said "his Dunkin' Donuts" and not "all Dunkin' Donuts".
      And in all honesty, I bet most people don't have a clue how franchising works, and I would certainly disagree with statements that start out "Most people are smart enough", because in my experience, most people aren't smart enough.

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  3. Give me their names. by FredFredrickson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I should be allowed to silence dissent. I should be able to bully people through seemingly legal means so that their use of the first ammendment doesn't go unpunished. The first step is getting their names.

    If they've done nothing wrong, there's nothing to hide, right?

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    1. Re:Give me their names. by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Freedom of speech is important and required, but with that comes responsibility. The moment you use your freedoms to hurt someone, without legitimate basis (defamation) you are wrong.
      So if you want to say some shop is dirty, bad, etc - then you better offer up some proof. Otherwise you can get sued. This is nothing new - it has been going on for many years - why should the Internet be a place for people to spread malicious information without suffering the penalty? It shouldn't.

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    2. Re:Give me their names. by RingDev · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they've done nothing wrong, there's nothing to hide, right?

      This is where it gets sticky.

      The store owner is claiming that they defamed him. The store owner (just like every other American) has legal protection from slander and libel. The only way to (legally) know for sure is to take the speakers to trial. It could be that they are not guilty of anything, or it could be that they are guilty of liable. But the only way to know for sure is to allow the shop owner to sue them.

      But who can he sue? John Doe? Even if John Doe is convicted of liable in abstinencia (err what ever it is called when you are tried with out being present) who would they punish for it? Libel I believe is just a tort, a civil crime. So no one is going to be arrested, and it is unlikely that an over worked DA is going to do a whole lot for you.

      Was it Jefferson who said, "Your right to swing your fist ends where the rights of my nose begin"?

      Same basic deal, your right to free speech ends when your words impead other peoples rights.

      Hate speech, inflammatory speech, screaming fire in a crowded theater, libel, slander... your speech is already limited.

      "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech" != You can make false statements that harm another person.

      Or if you'd like to switch it up a bit, I can exercise my 1st amendment rights as many people around here seem to think of them to inform your family, coworkers, significant other, x-girl friends, and neighbors that you are actually an un-register sex offender that has aids.

      I mean, it's the first amendment right? I can say what ever I want with absolutely no repercussions, right? /sarcasm

      -Rick

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    3. Re:Give me their names. by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 4, Informative

      So if you want to say some shop is dirty, bad, etc - then you better offer up some proof. Otherwise you can get sued. This is nothing new - it has been going on for many years - why should the Internet be a place for people to spread malicious information without suffering the penalty? It shouldn't.

      No, if you want to say some shop is dirty, you just say it. If someone wants to sue you for libel, the burden of proof is on them, not you. For libel cases, the burden of proof is usually very high. Generally, you need to make a false statement, you need to know it was a false statement, and you need to intend harm with your false statement, and the plaintiff has to prove all of this. A shop owner would have an almost impossibly difficult task proving that his shop wasn't dirty, the patron knew it wasn't dirty, and the patron intended to harm his business.

    4. Re:Give me their names. by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Informative

      "This place is filthy" is an opinion. It is protected speech. "This place is disgusting" is also an opinion, and as such protected.

      "This donut shop has been cited by the health department for health code violations fifteen times" when it in fact hasn't been IS a statement of "fact" and libel, and as such unprotected.

      The hospital is FILTHY. Why else is it about the only place you can contract MSRA (flesh eating bacteria)?

      There is no such thing as "clean". The donut shop owner doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    5. Re:Give me their names. by beyondkaoru · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i personally disagree with the idea that you can have 'freedom of speech' combined with the threat of lawsuits for said speech. if that were the case, china isn't that different. while i don't think that one should be allowed to yell at people, for example, communication between consenting parties should be allowed regardless of its content.

      in china, for example, you have (some) freedom to go onto a website and talk about tiananmen square. however, i hope you're ready to take "responsibility" four your speech.

      i'm exaggerating of course, but that's not too different from having to take "responsibility" for a comment. a difference, you could say, is whether the speaker is on the side of truth or not, but in china, the tiananmen square massacre is generally not known to have happened.

      anyway, the legal proceedings surrounding a lawsuit (or pretty much anything involving a courtroom) are quite a punishment. even if the accusation is thrown out, there is nontrivial inconvenience caused.

      because of the difficulty of ascertaining what is 'true' in many cases (not to mention that i hope people will eventually learn to take things with grains of salt), i think that 'freedom of speech' should include 'freedom to lie'. it might seem convenient to live in a world where people never lie, that just isn't possible -- and our current implementation means that one's ability to speak depends on anonymity... or money to spend on lawyers.

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    6. Re:Give me their names. by winomonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      The donut shop owner doesn't have a leg to stand on.

      Is that from the MRSA? That might explain why he is so colicky.

    7. Re:Give me their names. by Translation+Error · · Score: 2, Funny

      The donut shop owner doesn't have a leg to stand on.

      Unfortunately, this is a statement of fact, and as Mr. Brodie is not, in fact, missing both legs, you should expect a visit from his lawyer any day now.

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    8. Re:Give me their names. by Snuhwolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are websites designed just for complaining about services or conditions one encounters as a part of doing buisness. An obvious and well-used one is www.complaints.com
      Maybe its the bit about it not being anonymous that keeps it out of litigaton?

    9. Re:Give me their names. by gnuASM · · Score: 2

      You disregarded a key point of what I said: If what you say hurts someone. You have freedom of speech, you can say you hated their service, you hated their donuts. YOu say they are dirty, then prove it. For those that say "its an opinion" - yea it is, one that can hurt someone. So they need to have reasonable proof that the place is dirty.

      Of course it appears he disregarded a key point of what you said. That's because your point is not logical. You state that the "opinion" was "fact". That simply forgoes any proper logic. How is it that you have RTFA (yes, I am assuming you have) and yet claim that the individual made a statement such as "That Duncan Donuts is one of the dirtiest places in Maryland"? That, of course, is a statement of fact, possibly carrying the speaker's opinion.

      The speaker said that it was one of "the most dirty and unsanitary-looking food-service places I have seen." This is obvious a statement of pure relativity that may or may not have its foundation in fact. It is clear from the statement itself that the speaker was giving an opinionated overview of the establishment in relation to his own personal experience.

      The only fact apparent here is the fact that the statement is the person's own opinion based purely on personal experience. Regardless of this fact, you make the statement, "You have freedom of speech, you can say you hated their service, you hated their donuts. YOu say they are dirty, then prove it." Yet, he did not make a statement of fact that the establishment was dirty by any legal means, but that his own experiences, relative to other establishments, placed this particular Duncan Donuts on the lower tier of his personal review of these types of establishments. The only statement of fact in all of this is the fact that the statement is the speaker's own opinion.

      By your very logic, because of the possibility that someone may decide not to do business with this particular establishment based on the speaker's own experiences is no different from banning video games because some kid crashes a car through some business after playing GT4. It's no different from the logic that says since most college students are 19-22 and since "music piracy" is rampant on college campuses, any accused 19-22 year old is obviously guilty of "piracy".

      I just fail to see how one can logically state that a negative opinion regarding product or service is just fine, but a negative opinion, relative to one's own experience, regarding the atmosphere is somehow crossing some invisible line and suddenly no longer acceptable.

    10. Re:Give me their names. by TheMuon · · Score: 2

      The thing is, the minimum standards are not filthy and not disgusting.

      The thing is, that is an opinion. Your opinion is not bound by the states legal definition of sanitation. Your argument as to why this could be seen as a statement of fact is simply wrong.

      Further, the person said unsanitary looking. Even if I take your incorrect assumption to be true, the commenter never called the place unsanitary. The person called it unsanitary looking. Pray tell, how do you prove a person did not preceive something the way they say they preceived it.

  4. WTF by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I didn't know opinion was liable.

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    1. Re:WTF by gatkinso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Competitors aren't allowed to have opinions?

      Personally I don't see how it would be possible to diminish the reputation of Dunkin Donuts further than it already is... but that's just me.

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    2. Re:WTF by DirtySouthAfrican · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or libel.

  5. Good luck with that privacy thing by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think we have lost that right for the most part. Or rather we have been giving it away at every turn.

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  6. No mention however by Gat0r30y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of whether the dunkin donuts was actually dirty. Has this Brodie dude even provided the court with evidence that his establishment isn't unsanitary-looking? I mean, what if these weren't just a couple trolls, but real customers who saw that this particular dunkin donuts was really nasty?

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    1. Re:No mention however by theaveng · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not how it works.

      The business has to be able to prove that the comment caused financial damage, and sue for recovery of that damage. It is difficult to win that kind of case. Just ask anyone who tried to sue for negative feedback received on Ebay, claiming the negative hurt their business - so far no one's ever won.

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  7. Someone Post Pictures Now! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The question of the state of cleanliness is a material fact in the issue. Someone please post ZoeTroped pictures of the restaurant so that we may see its condition. It's only defamation if it's false."

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    1. Re:Someone Post Pictures Now! by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if presented as fact; which it was not.

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    2. Re:Someone Post Pictures Now! by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Informative

      You would need to see all the food service places the commenter had seen, and rank them according to "dirty and unsanitary-looking"ness and then determine where the cutoff is for "one of the most".

      The language is so vague it is meaningless...

    3. Re:Someone Post Pictures Now! by Surt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even if it is pretty clean or pretty dirty, the original poster is safe since he stated it in relative terms to his personal experience of other establishments. Just because he normally eats at 4 star restaurants and wandered into a DD by mistake does not invalidate his opinion.

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  8. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by mamono · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe he is an invader from the Crab Nebula

  9. Re:Elephant in the room attack! by mewshi_nya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing is, if the owner just cleaned it up, he could use that as GREAT marketing.

    But, instead, he chose to sue, so now he looks like a dick.

  10. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by PachmanP · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man that guy is an asshole. And I've been to his DD it sucks. The kitchen is nasty, and the people behind the counter are all fat kids, and there's never any waffles!

    Good thing I posted this on the internet where people have learned to take everything with a grain of salt and realize that I could be from ukraine and be posting this having never been to mary's land or where ever.

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  11. Maybe... by himurabattousai · · Score: 2, Informative

    he should be more worried about the actual conditions of his store. I'm not naive enough to think that people don't use the internet to cause trouble, but if the comment is echoed throughout the forum, he's most likely got a problem on his hands. He may not like someone coming out and saying that his store is filthy, but if the comment is true, then this falls under the realm of informing citizens.

    Somehow, I doubt he wants the poster's name and address to send him coupons.

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  12. Cheap lawyers? by mangu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    whether the dunkin donuts was actually dirty

    If that's the case, wouldn't it have been cheaper to hire a janitor, instead of a lawyer?

    1. Re:Cheap lawyers? by Samschnooks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      whether the dunkin donuts was actually dirty

      If that's the case, wouldn't it have been cheaper to hire a janitor, instead of a lawyer?

      You can't pay a janitor with contingency fees.

    2. Re:Cheap lawyers? by innerweb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ego gets so many people into trouble that way. Ego does not care about cost, only about feeling good (revenge?)

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    3. Re:Cheap lawyers? by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that's the case, wouldn't it have been cheaper to hire a janitor, instead of a lawyer?

      Why fix the problem when you can stifle the criticism?

      Cheers

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  13. what constitutes defamation in Maryland? by Glimmerdark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    obviously the article and summary don't state exactly what the posters in question were talking about. but from what was given, - is there really any defamation going on? can the plaintiff prove that the statement was untrue? this comment was back in 06. the state of his store -now- hold little bearing on comments made 2 years ago. on top of that, the post seems highly opinionated. it's very possible that the poster's history with food service doesn't include many with less than pleasant standards. if that was the case, would the comment not be truly stated? and can a true statement be defamation in maryland? IANAL, so it's a serious question. and if there was no defamation, why bother with determining the first amendment standing of the issue, when there may well be no issue?

  14. You just got served by humor by deft · · Score: 5, Informative

    The original poster was clearly making a joke by posting it anon. irony is thick and funny in that post.

    oddly, this post is informative, but should be moderated as sadly informative.

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    1. Re:You just got served by humor by ookabooka · · Score: 2

      The original poster was clearly making a joke by posting it anon. irony is thick and funny in that post.

      oddly, this post is redundant, but should be moderated as +5 (or is it -5) redundant because that would make my day.

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    2. Re:You just got served by humor by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was about to mod you down, but then I realised your post was most likely sarcastic...

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    3. Re:You just got served by humor by Pearson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Anonymity actually is contributory to many disruptions and deteriorations in an ethical society."

      I agree that it causes disruptions, but those disruptions are not always deteriorations. Any time there is oppression, there is a need for anonymity so that the oppressor's acts are brought to light (and hopefully remedied). Even in societies which consider themselves to be ethical there are oppressions both small and large.

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    4. Re:You just got served by humor by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "oddly, this post is informative, but should be moderated as sadly informative."

      Want to play it that way?

      This post is
      30% Funny
      10% Insightful
      20% Overrated

      and should be modded as such.

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  15. Um, no... by kabocox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm actually ticked at my local health inspector because they don't make this easy for my city. It's easy to look up this sort of info at other places
    http://www.txkusa.org/health/Food_Report.pdf

    Here is the real slashdot test. What did this guy happen to score on his local health inspection and how easy is that for his usual customers to obtain and see his results?

    I actually think the judge needs to throw this right out. This is an opinion about a food serving place and it isn't even that harsh. If he doesn't want to hear what his customers think of his place, then he doesn't need to listen to them. Maybe, just maybe he needs to clean up his shop and present a better public image for his customers?

    I wouldn't be surprised if his competitors are eating him alive.

  16. "the most...I have seen" by Linux987 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't understand how this could be a problem. He didn't falsely claim the store poisoned him or anything, he just simply stated out of the stores he's seen, it was one of the most dirty. That's just an opinion, and as far as I know we're still allowed to voice our opinion.

    1. Re:"the most...I have seen" by danzona · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't understand how this could be a problem. He didn't falsely claim the store poisoned him or anything, he just simply stated out of the stores he's seen, it was one of the most dirty. That's just an opinion, and as far as I know we're still allowed to voice our opinion.

      The case is not about whether or not a person is allowed to state an opinion. The case is about whether or not somebody can use the power of the courts to find out who is "hiding" behind a nom de plume on the internet.

      This is the part where I am speculating: Presumably the person who was hurt by the opinion wants to attempt to bully the opinion writer (probably by having a lawyer send some kind of threatening letter) into deleting the opinion or perhaps revising it. But if the bully cannot find out the name and address of the opinion writer, the bully is stymied. The bully cannot get the host of the forum to reveal the necessary information, but perhaps the courts have the power to do so.

  17. Citation needed? by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Opinions are not statements of fact, something that apparently escapes even the highest court in Maryland. Slander and libel are passing off false statements as fact. This is why in the newspaper you always hear about the alleged crime, or how the government may be involved in massive surveillance domestically, or that the Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field(tm) could be real.

    Hopefully the court will realize that one person making his/her own opinion known in a public forum (anonymously or otherwise) does not constitute a malicious attempt to degrade the reputation of another. If not, we may have to bump Florida from the 2008 dumbest judiciary system award.

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    1. Re:Citation needed? by russotto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Opinions are not statements of fact, something that apparently escapes even the highest court in Maryland.

      The highest court hasn't ruled yet. And the question isn't about the merit of the libel claim anyway; it's about whether the plaintiff should have to demonstrate that merit before obtaining the identity of the defendant.

      IMO, even if taken as an absolute factual statement (which it was not), the claim is not provable either way -- there's no way the plaintiff can show the restaurant was not dirty and "unsanitary-looking" at the time the defendant saw it. And IANAL but I think the burden is on the plaintiff to show that the defamatory statement was false.

  18. -1, Fail by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    *whoosh*

  19. Where does the judge get his/her authority here? by MikeRT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    NewsZip.com is registered in Delaware, and this is a state court from another state, attempting to impose a court order outside of its jurisdiction. What, pray tell, gives them a basis to even think about doing this? I'd like to see the federal statute...

  20. Nothing sacred about speech on the internet. by lordsegan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a law student, it seems *entirely* prudent to me that a business man should be able to get a subpoena to get the IPs and names of people who are posting defamatory comments on the internet (assuming they are in fact defamatory). That said, NOTHING should prevent a person from being able to make anonymous posts. It is only IF your posts break the law that you should be "discoverable". Likewise, a person should be able to rant and rave about the government as much as they want. But if they make a post advocating an assassination, they face discovery of their IP/name. Seems 100% reasonable.

  21. Re:Where does the judge get his/her authority here by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    NewsZip.com is registered in Delaware, and this is a state court from another state, attempting to impose a court order outside of its jurisdiction.

    Increasingly (and scarily) jurisdiction is being extended through some pretty tenuous reasoning.

    That whole Lori Drew case was a woman in Missouri being sued in Los Angeles -- because the servers are located there.

    Sadly, the internet seems to have created cases where lawmakers still say "well, you're guilty here" -- which is kind of scary. Just think, there is a precedent in the US which allows you to be subject to the laws of a jurisdiction you don't live in and possibly have never visited.

    One of these days, any international travel might risk you being apprehended by on the basis that something you posted online is illegal in that country and you have been found guilty in absentia!

    Cheers

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  22. Tortous interference? by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Informative

    That is usually what it is called when you are doing something that affects a business in a negative manner. Slander and libel are problematic because even though we are all "journalists" now, the publishing of an opinion probably doesn't carry that much weight.

    The question is more likely can you have an unmoderated forum of nothing but negative comments about businesses without ever incurring legal liability? For most of the history of the world, the answer has been no, you can't. Today, with the Internet the operator of the forum may be hard to find, too hard for an assembly of people with torches and buckets of tar to locate and deliver punishment.

    I'd think that the operator of the forum can either shield participants and take all the heat or serve up the participants and hope nobody actually sues them. In today's world, betting you will not be sued is a very risky bet.

  23. Re:Legal Innoculation? by Reziac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm also wondering why, if the allegation is that untrue or that actionable, the franchise company doesn't come to his aid??

    Seems to me if there was really a case here, Dunkin' Donuts Inc. would be first in line at the legal office.

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  24. Re:Prove the allegation first by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Informative

    Or are you trying to say that it is only defamatory if untrue?

    In the USA, truth is an absolute defense to defamation claims.

  25. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by cherokee158 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife worked at a Dunkin Donuts once...for about two hours. The little old Chinese lady running it asked her to go get some donuts out of the back, and when she turned on the light of the storeroom, she saw roaches scurrying all over them. When she told the old woman about it, her attitude was "Phah, just knock them off."

    She left and called the local health inspector. That shop closed the next day.

    Sometimes criticism is GOOD.

  26. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by flaming+error · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Zebulon" is just his alias.

  27. Sorry Maryland by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry Maryland, but you're too small of a state to be allowed to decide such an important issue for the whole country - even if your ruling would only apply within your own tiny state boundaries. You need to punt the issue to some larger state - like Texas or California.

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    1. Re:Sorry Maryland by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thing is, this kind of thing is coming up more and more, all across the country. The real problem is that most people who are victimized by this pernicious practice have no way in the world of getting -- or affording -- first amendment legal counsel to represent them, much less top drawer legal representation like Paul Levy and Public Citizen. Also they only find out about it usually a couple of days before their identities are about to be divulged. I had a case in New York where my client was one of about half a dozen people whose identities were being sought. I made a motion to quash the subpoena. The corporation seeking the identities just dropped their claim against my client and went after the other 5, who didn't have legal representation. It's another inappropriate example of bullies using "ex parte" litigation, Nom.... sound familiar?

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    2. Re:Sorry Maryland by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We're a nation, nay, maybe world run mostly by bullies it seems these days. I don't know if this has always been the case, but it doesn't seem like something that will ever fade. Don't you ever feel like just giving up somedays? I respect you for your efforts, but...

      No I never do.

      Your question reminds me of this passage from "Casablanca"

      RICK
      Don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this? I mean what you're fighting for.

      VICTOR
      You might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  28. +1 Missed the point in a funny way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Utini sits at his desk, pina-colada in hand, surfing Slashdot. Occassionally taking a pull from his -- slightly too effeminate -- cigarette holder, containing a Gauloises cigarette. Its dark, heady odour fills the room, while thick smoke hangs in layers, waiting to be disturbed by a draught.

    All is calm like this for several minutes, then suddenly, outraged by what he sees as a crime against free expression, Utini is forced to down his drink and cigarette upon the table. He must fight against those who would destroy the anonymity the Internet affords. He writes furiously and ceaselessly for several seconds, penning a Slashdot post he is sure will make the original poster repent from their stupidity, and save anyone swayed by the flawed argument.

    He finishes writing, diligently presses the Review button, before submitting the post. He is certain this will do good, he may have even saved the Internet as we know it! This is a good day.

    Almost immediately after pressing the Submit button, he hears a dull roar in the distance. It's beyond his log cabin, beyond the small garden with its piles of wood and lumberjack's tools. He strains his ears before going outside to look over the tops of the trees surrounding the mountain retreat.

    The noise is increasing in volume, the source of it is getting closer. Utini squints as a shape begins to define itself, turning at first from a dot, to a blob, then taking shape as some sort of aeroplane. He has time to observe that the plane must be moving at phenomenal speed before it has practically overtaken him; with a mind-shattering screech, and noise of engines, Utini sees that, somehow, the plane is the post he replied to. Puzzled he reflects that it must have been a trick of the mind. The anonymity argument must have really bothered him. He thinks this until a piece of paper drifts down from the sky, landing at his feet.

    Seeing the paper is folded, Utini opens it up, and not without some trepidation. Upon it is written a simple message, so simple it seems bizarre that the Anonymous Coward went to such lengths to get it to him. The paper said:

    *WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    Love,
    Anonymous Coward

    "Wow." thought Utini, "That's got to be the most roundabout way to tell someone they've misunderstood a joke."

    1. Re:+1 Missed the point in a funny way by clone53421 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Wow." thought Utini, "That's got to be the most roundabout way to tell someone they've misunderstood a joke."

      Have no fear... AC has come up with an even more roundabout way.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  29. Personal Opinion by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Informative

    What is stated in TFA would clearly seem to be a personal opinion, and as such protected. Certainly the poster's valid opinion of the state of the DD shop is at least equal to that of the owner. I don't see the case here, or why it was allowed to get this far.

    Note to anonymous poster: Next time document your comment with a couple shots from your camera phone. Truth is an excellent defense in the USA against such charges. Also add the words, "In my opinion..."

    In Britain, however, this would be an entirely different matter.

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  30. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by frosty_tsm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder if he would have included the age if she'd been young.

    Or the gender of she'd been a he. :-)

  31. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by oh_bugger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or species if it had been a dog

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    Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self
  32. Maybe He Doesn't Eat Out by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IANAL but from what I recollect this guy is going to have a hard time justifying his demand for the poster's information to a judge.

    My understanding is that in order to prevail in a legal action of this kind you must demonstrate that you have a case, e.g., give good reason to believe that the person may have defamed you.

    The problem with the quote mentioned in this article is that it's not defamation if it's true. So without knowing who the poster is how do they hope to establish that the poster has been to less clean food-service establishments?

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  33. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or the size if she'd been tall.

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  34. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by nsayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because, after all, on the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.

  35. Was litigation the smart play for Zebulon? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't you think Zebulon Brodie would have been better off just letting it go? By bringing the lawsuit he's bringing all this negative publicity down upon his allegedly dirty Dunkin' Donuts.

    One of the primary jobs of a good libel lawyer is to advise his client when NOT to sue.

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  36. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by Hellpop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe
    (while wearing my Star Wars t-shirt with Darth Maul on it, and sipping a mocha soy late as I recline in my blue chair that I bought at office despot on a cloudy June afternoon)
    that all detail is relevant, you insensitive clod!

    --
    "People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything."
  37. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by moxley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I call bullshit.

    Nobody defamed a person, they mentioned their opinion about the condition of a business which this man apparently owns.

    They owe him NOTHING.

    Additionally, what he is likely to get from all of this is a little case of the "Streisand Effect," where now anyone who reads this story (which will get much wider coverage than the original posting) will now wondering the following:

    1. Whether or not they want to chance eating at this establishment.
    2. Assuming they decide they would, whether or not they want to support somebody who is fighting against anonymity online.

  38. Re:Hey, Zebulon J. Brodie!!! by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Informative

    You're confused. It's his donuts (at the Centreville Dunkin Donuts) that are made of douchebags. Slimy, dripping, thrice-used douchebags from the women's prison. Or at least that's what I heard.

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    "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
  39. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by Facegarden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interestingly, I wonder if you would have included the ethnicity of the manager if she'd been white.

    That being said, I'm glad your wife called the health inspector.

    Interestingly, i wonder if you would have said anything if the poster HAD mentioned she was white. Or if you would have noticed. Or if this person had been a man. Or a marmot.
    -Taylor

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    Worldwide Military budgets: $2100 billion. Worldwide Space Exploration budgets: $38 billion. Really, world? Really?
  40. Re:Zebulon J. Brodie by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it really that hard to keep up with a thread for 30 seconds?

    You must be new here. ;-)

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