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Is the Yellowstone Supervolcano About To Blow?
An anonymous reader writes "Apparently, Yellowstone National Park has been having a very unusual number of earthquakes. Many of the most recent tremors have been deeper underground, an ominous sign. Combine that with a rapid rise in elevation over the past three years, and the possibility that earthquake activity from surrounding areas could trigger such an eruption on its own, and you've got the possible warning signs of a supervolcano eruption that would wipe out half to 2/3 of the continental US, plunge global temperatures, and wipe out a very significant chunk of world food sources. Here's a little more info to make your New Year brighter!"
After all, if we are going to have the sun blocked out by a huge cloud of dust, it would be fantastic to have as much heat trapped on earth as possible!
Dec 21, 2012
Why not? All the mathematical models claimed that the US Financial credit market and the Housing Bubble wouldn't burst at the same time- they calculated that was a once in 75 million years event. Given the luck of the United States lately, a 1/600,000 year event going off right now would just be the icing on the cake.
SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
Well, if it's going to be the apocalypse (and I'm not going to be responsible, much to my chagrin), can you just make sure I get a few weeks' notice? There are... things... I want to do.
Are you nuts?!? With 2/3 of the country gone, my 401k is going to be completely ruined! RUINED! It would be a financial catastrophe (in addition to an actual catastrophe)!
... when the global cooling occurs, it'll get Al Gore to STFU for once.
Hold on a sec, I need to adjust my tin foil hat to enter this discussion.
I wasn't going to party tonight but this gives me a valid excuse to stop by the liquor store on the way home.
How many Library of Congresses is that?
Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
History books will refer to late 2008 as The Year God Decided He Really Hated America.
(This is only true if the volcano blows within the next 5 hours, and I have to say - if it's going to blow, it should do it then, just for the humor value.)
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With a apocalypse right around the corner, its a good thing that I am spending many hours in the perfect post-apocalyptic simulation, Fallout 3.
Super Volcano or Nuclear War, the net effect is the same, just one has less radiation.
Don't rush me, Sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Yes, but only if someone hears it.
Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
When should I start to panic?
My friend Ford Prefect says, "Don't panic"
Nah, won't happen till Mayan doomsday. Enjoy your New Year. (Though at least we won't have to fix the 2038 bug).
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At times like these, I feel it's appropriate to start rocking back and forth singing:
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
"Climate change may actually increase the probability of volcanic and earthquake activity!"
Come on get off the fence, does it or doesn't it.
Given the expected result of an eruption, that would be 1.0 or so Libraries of Congress. ;)
That's just the sort of "bend over and take it up the arse" that has gotten you Americans into the mess you're in right now. You should be out protesting in the streets about this impending supervolcano! If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem. Won't someone _please_ think of the children? Maybe next time you'll vote in a government with a firm policy platform on the whole supervolcano issue. If this supervolcano goes off then the terrorists win.
I've got plenty more!
Figured taco would post this story from the "maybe the volcano might warm me up dept"
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So I take it my recent venture into the ice-cream business could have been a mistake?
Hell, I could be so bold as to state some asinine comment on Slashdot and not care about Karma or mod points:
I love MS, hate Apple, think Linux is cute but just a toy, and man enough to admit I own a copy of the Joy Luck Club on DVD. ...I feel liberated.
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Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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And all this time I thought that if you weren't part of the solution you were part of the precipitate...
Our models of vulcanism are incompletely understood
We just need to think more logically.
If you have guns and ammo, you can get food and water. The opposite is not true.
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What is it with things named/called Caldera
What's even funnier is that my post is moderated 'Insightful'. Pay attention moderators!!! There was nothing 'Insightful' in my post - it was one of those things you do in the morning when you haven't had your caffeinated energy drink yet.
there will be an immense disruption of the electrical and telecommunications grid, immense expense from ash damage and removal
Now that's what I call a shovel-ready WPA project!
Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
Yep. Major rhyolitic, non-huge-caldera-forming eruptions have a far more statistically significant record than anything you could call "supervolcanic", and are only once every ten thousand years or so on average. Far more common. And most earthquake swarms at Yellowstone have nothing to with upcoming volcanic eruptions.
Sorry to ruin everyone's doomsday fun. ;)
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Yeah, I spotted that in the preview but let it pass anyway. :P
If I am warmed and cooled at the same time how will I know what to complain about?
God: "Pull my finger..."
The deaf won't. But there will be people from the govt going around making the "BOOM" asl sign.
We did, and she's spent her entire life trying to live up to the destructive power of her namesake.
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You owe Bush so much, for keep us safe and for keep the crisises that have happened from going realy bad.
So you get out the leaf blower. Problem solved, right?
People tend to eat nearly as much ice cream in winter as in summer, when the body tends to crave the fat in response to harsher environmental conditions.
But just to be safe, better add espresso. And liquor. And cigars. And porn.
You could call it "The Little Vice Age"
Kind of makes the California smoking ban useless.
It's more likely to cause global cooling, as TFS and TFA state.
<VallyGirlVoice>What eeeever. Magma is HOT, dummy.</VallyGirlVoice>
There's no place like
And the starving. There's always the starving.
Everybody seems to think I'm lazy I don't mind, I think they're crazy
You would be too hot to handle, yet too cold to hold?
Seriously, dedicate a portion of the land towards geothermal power. Any good cook, and any good engineer will tell you that when you want to keep heat under control, you reroute it elsewhere. Build some geothermal plants on the spot, you know how deep the magma is, then building vent/transfer systems around the caldera will in fact cool it down to prevent an eruption, AND you can sell the electricity generated for, well, generations.
Sheiss, it's so simple, should I really be the one suggesting this? I'm a high school dropout (intellectual as I am), and it's really that obvious.
Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
"I also grew up training in martial arts which, after a while, typically includes some medical training (along the way I've ended up helping to treat everything up to and including a gunshot wound)."
I knew we should be keeping our eyes on Ninjas. Now they're throwing bullets.
Shai Schticks:"You don't make peace with friends, you make peace with enemies"
"They will happen and when they happen there's a good chance they'll wipe out all human life still on the Earth. Events like these don't have to wipe out mankind. We can choose to not let that happen. Or not."
That's it! I'm moving to Mars, where it's safer.
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People tend to eat nearly as much ice cream in winter as in summer, when the body tends to crave the fat in response to harsher environmental conditions.
But just to be safe, better add espresso. And liquor. And cigars. And porn.
in fact, forget the espresso and the cigars
I am not stubborn. I am right!
Soylent green is... rice?!
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Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
personally, i'd travel to the nearest university where there are the highest concentrations of:
progressive civic-minded & altruistic individuals
intellectuals and knowledgeable experts in assorted fields
innovative freethinkers and fresh young minds
Awesome. I'll travel to meet up with some hunter friends of mine who have guns and wilderness survival skills... we'll shoot you and your newly found progressive buddies, eat your vegetables, and have a long pig BBQ!
<VallyGirl2Voice>But then it would all, like, cool down, like food does when its, like, heated. Maybe it would, like, cool too much? Oh no! What if I'm not hot anymore? (feints)</VallyGirl2Voice>
Most human behaviour can be explained in terms of identity.
Of course, our problem here is we can be bussed a maximum of about 150 miles before we run out of land :)
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The three last eruptions were 6000, 700, and 2500 times Mt St Helens 1980 (MSHE), which released 1.67 exajoules (1.673 x 10^18 Joules). According to the esteemed Christopher Thomas 1 Burning Library of Congress (BLoC) is equivalent to 4 petajoules (4 x 10^15 Joules). Converting MSHE to BLoC gives 1 MSHE = 418.25 BLoC. So the last three eruptions were 2509500 BLoC, 292775 BLoC, and 1045625 BLoC, respectively. Since we don't know how big the next eruption will be, let's just assume the mean of the last 3, and that's 1282633.3 BLoCs, or 39% of the total solar energy that strikes the surface of the Earth.
So the energy crisis is solved? What a relief!
Most human behaviour can be explained in terms of identity.
At least around here we know we'll always have enough virgins to throw in.
So I take it my recent venture into the ice-cream business could have been a mistake?
Your production costs will be minimal, at least.
I know how to make beer, so will bring the beer to the BBQ. I hear slow roasted long pig goes well with a good cold brew.
the seismologists studying this earthquake activity all mysteriously resigned and moved to Africa.
and immediately restore all of civilisation, just like they did after the fall of Rome, only much quicker this time and the quality will be so much higher and it will be ten times more efficient...
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Which will keep you alive for what?
Six weeks, six months?
Guns need powder and ammunition. Lubricating oils. Spare parts.
Game becomes hard to find. Edible plants, fruits, nut and berries become hard to find.
You will need to forage constantly across greater and greater distances.
Are you sure that mushroom is safe to eat?
Captain John Smith, who knew something about survival, published a list of provisions he thought essential for every immigrant to Virginia: basically, a year's supply of everything.
Enough food to eat, so you will never be tempted to dip into to your seed stocks. The hunt will be hard work, not sport, and you are not as good with a gun as you think you are.
Bring fishooks. Learn how to fish.
Bring clothes for all seasons. Hammer and nails, axes, planes and saws. Build quickly and build well. The winter will be longer and harsher than any you have known.
Bring animals. Layers. Breeding stock. Shelter them. Protect them.