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Volvo Introduces a Collision-Proof Car
carazoo.com sends along a story on Volvo's upcoming crash-proof car. The company will introduce a concept car based on the S60 this month at the Detroit Auto Show, looking ahead a few years to the goal that by 2020 "no one should be killed or injured in a Volvo car." The concept car will have forward-looking radar as a proximity sensor, and the ability to brake if a collision is imminent. When the car senses a collision, a light flashes on the windscreen display along with an audible warning. If the driver doesn't act, the car will brake automatically.
What if I crash into IT with my H2?
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spill proof cup holder too? I've always wanted one of those.
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That's what the steel spikes are for. They impale your tires and dig into the pavement in the event of traction loss. Gets rather expensive after hydroplaning a couple of times, though.
In other news, Volvo has announced a cutting-edge strategy for surviving the economic slump through their exclusive partnership with Goodyear and Michelin....
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Ahhh. You are missing a subtle point in their claim "that no one should be killed or injured *in* a Volvo car"! All they have to do is simply eject the passenger from the car so they die outside of the vehicle. ... ..
Profit?
Nah, it's easy. It just takes a bit of practice to be able to say "Whoa-Mush!" over and over really fast a bunch of times in a row to get the dogs to "anti-lock".
Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
Have Volvo engineers ever driven in ice and snow?
Dear Astute ./er,
Thank you for pointing out your observations. Here in Sweden we don't get much snow and ice at all. Thanks to you and your observations we will be able to refine our system with ideas that we have never thought of before.
Sincerely,
Volvo Engineer
... once got in the way of my sister's "crash-proof" Volvo.
Mind you, moose crashes can be pretty nasti...
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You should have the collision sensor removed from your air bags. Replace it with a button which says "deploy airbags." You could have another button which tightens your seatbelt, leaving the belt loose until pressed.
That would empower you to make these decisions for yourself, rather than relying on the instant reflexes and unwavering attention of machinery.
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Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
I was hoping the steel spikes were for the moose.
Hey, I invented another use for it. Just sleep all your way to work in the jammed traffic. The car will be doing the usual start-stop all by itself.
We call that a "train".
I like driving. But I like the idea of sleeping through the traffic jam on the way to work more.
I hate printers.
I predict that by the year 2020, no one will be killed or injured in a GM, Chrysler, or Ford car either.
"Pound" is a unit of currency in the United Kingdom. Although Canada theoretically has its own currency (the "dollar"), many loyal subjects of the crown still insist on reporting monetary value in pounds. A "thousand-pound moose," therefore, would be a moose that cost approximately US$1460.