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Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health

i4u writes "Rumors about Steve Jobs' health have been flying high again after Apple announced that he will not be holding the keynote at the Macworld 2009. Today Steve Jobs issued a letter with a rather personal update on why he was losing weight in 2008. The reason for losing weight in 2008 is a hormone imbalance that has been reducing proteins. The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward according to Jobs. Steve and his doctors predict that he will have normal weight again by Spring. So stop the rumors and enjoy Macworld 2009."

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  1. Hormonal Imbalance? by SetupWeasel · · Score: 4, Funny

    If anime has taught me anything, Steve Jobs should be back to work in no time with a huge rack.

    1. Re:Hormonal Imbalance? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope not, I've heard that the iRack is unstable.

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    2. Re:Hormonal Imbalance? by powerlord · · Score: 3, Funny

      As an FYI on the above joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLEwZqcQI

      Truly funny MadTV skit.

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    3. Re:Hormonal Imbalance? by Sentry21 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great, like Mac fanboys aren't in infatuated with him enough already.

    4. Re:Hormonal Imbalance? by mattwarden · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Truly funny MadTV skit.

      I know; I was just as shocked as you were.

  2. News because by Kamokazi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    from the can't-believe-this-is-news dept

    When many people believe that the continued success of a large company depends on one individual, his health becomes news.

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    1. Re:News because by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When many people believe that the continued success of a large company depends on one individual, his health becomes news.

      That's because in Apple's case, it's more than a belief. Apple's success does depend on Steve Jobs, strangely enough. Remember John Sculley?

    2. Re:News because by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When many people believe that the continued success of a large company depends on one individual, his health becomes news.

      And this is all the more reason for Mr. Jobs to stop giving the keynote. Apple needs to break this perception that Mr. Jobs is Apple. He can't go on working there forever, and if they want to survive once he retires, they need to get him to take a back seat for awhile so the ninny-headed stock holders stop believing the sky is falling every time Mr. Jobs gets a cold.

      Incidentally, it's not surprising that Mr. Jobs might have this happen, a lot of people as they get older have thyroid or other changes that cause them to gain or lose weight. E.g. Bush Sr. had that thyroid operation when he was president because it was becoming overactive IIRC.

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    3. Re:News because by tritonman · · Score: 4, Funny

      yea, they need someone who has the hormones of a 13 year old girl to design their products!

    4. Re:News because by Mr_Perl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember John Sculley?

      People usually pick inferior successors, egomaniacs even moreso. Makes their own "term in office" look better. It was Jobs who set up that failure and Jobs who profited from it on his return.

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    5. Re:News because by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sure, if by "set up that failure" you mean "was forced out by that failure".

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    6. Re:News because by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, that *would* explain the pastel color schemes...

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    7. Re:News because by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sculley had the the thing running into the ground well before Spindler came along to piss on Apple's fresh grave. Amelio, believe it or not, was relatively good for Apple -- it was through his efforts that Apple bought NeXT and brought Jobs on board.

    8. Re:News because by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's a catalyst. He's not arguably good at anything that's directly useful to development, sales or marketing, but he fires employees and customers up. You could say he's the soul of his company.

      My boss is like that: he doesn't know much about the products we make and how they're made, nor is he particularly good at promoting or selling them, but he could convince you to put on suntan lotion in the middle of a blizzard storm.

    9. Re:News because by rishistar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yea, they need someone who has the hormones of a 13 year old girl to buy their products!

      There, fixed that for you.

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    10. Re:News because by MPAB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And, FYI, that's exactly the kind of people that make the big money while us nerds look startled at their sheer ignorance and evident feeble reasoning.

    11. Re:News because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You mean the guy that practically invented the PDA and could have made Apple the biggest company in the tech world with it?

      Yeah, I remember him. Getting rid of him is the the reason Apple's going to be #2 in the computer world forever.

      Sculley sucked at building PCs, that's for sure. He would have made a kick-ass iPhone/iPod combo years ago, though, and I could see him creating an Apple version of a game console, too. It's really too bad Apple didn't keep him for his non-PC related talents.

      Oh well, why should I complain? The only Apple product I own was bought at a flea-sale for $25... :D

  3. What is weird is... by pato101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    why is not Ballmer loosing weight despite of being unable to sit down anywhere?

    1. Re:What is weird is... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

      why is not Ballmer loosing weight despite of being unable to sit down anywhere?

      It's not fat, it's muscle. Peons like us don't realize the weight of a good, executive chair.

  4. It's January 5th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think Steve is the only one resolving to be "back to normal weight" by spring.

  5. Misspelled by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 3, Funny

    "stop the Tumors."

    There, fixed that for ya...

    1. Re:Misspelled by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is not a tumor.

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  6. I only want to know by codeButcher · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... How does this influence the strength of the Reality Distortion Field??

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    1. Re:I only want to know by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      For values inside the RDF, the field strength is unchanged.

  7. Which Steve? by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    The big question is, which Steve will be commemorated by the U.S. Postal Service on a stamp? The younger, chubbier Steve or the older, skinnier, playing-in-Vegas Steve. If only there was a precedent...

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  8. Okay, so I have to ask the obvious question... by Fritz+Benwalla · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do I *get* this hormone imbalance?

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    1. Re:Okay, so I have to ask the obvious question... by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Start using exclusively apple products.

      Apple computers, apple software, apple music, apple apples...
      Pretty soon you will run out of money, so you will be soon be forced to eating apples grown in the wild and ones you can steal at the market.

      You'll be losing weight so fast - Justin Long will try to kill you in a fit of jealousy.

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  9. Re:Hey Steve... how about a little by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Being that he had pancreatic cancer, he's probably on a special diet. A fatty diet causes a pancreas much grief.

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  10. poor jobs by clam666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess Jobs should have eaten an apple a day to keep the doctor away.

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  11. Re:Steve? by Thanshin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    dad?

    Don't you mean "father"?

    "male parental unit" would be acceptable too.

  12. Update on my weight by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just want to update everyone on my weight. I lost a few pounds when I got sick recently. Well, that or the scale varies by a few pounds (I just started using it, so I don't know how much it normally varies). I hope to have my weight back up in a few weeks. I hope this calms everyone's curiosity. I'll keep you updated on this as it progresses.

  13. Re:Hey Steve... how about a little by jgs · · Score: 4, Informative

    I haven't heard of anyone getting better from pancreatic cancer.

    Now you have. A few minutes with Wikipedia reveals that "Jobs was lucky; he had an extremely rare form called an islet cell neuroendocrine tumor that can be treated surgically, without radiation or chemotherapy." (From the Fortune article the Steve Jobs Wikipedia article links to.)

    It's really dicey for non-experts (or, probably even experts) to make generalizations based on the common name of a cancer, without knowing exactly what variety of the disease it is, what stage it's at, and so on. Jobs has been (apparently) cancer-free since his surgery in July 2004.

  14. Re:Should I sell my Apple shares? by Hanners1979 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll either be that or the iMortal.

  15. Re:Any doctors reading this? by Vintermann · · Score: 4, Informative

    A rare but treatable kind of pancreatic cancer, which he foolishly tried to treat by eating mostly raw vegetables, before having the operation. It's not much of speculation, it's a matter of record.

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  16. Re:Jobs != SinglePointOfFailure by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Find a company or product that will not immediately collapse when its founder dies or retires.

    Except that there was a long period of time between about 1985 and 1998 or so that Jobs was no longer associated with Apple. That's what? Almost 15 years?

    Apple didn't immediately collapse and the Macintosh line existed and was largely successful in niche markets without Jobs.

    No, Apple doesn't need Jobs, but I think that without Jobs, Apple would lose its sense of direction.

  17. hormone imbalance by jap · · Score: 5, Funny

    is an anagram of 'a common rehab line'

  18. Re:Any doctors reading this? by shellac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am a physician and I have actually performed a few Whipple procedures in my training. I can say that upon reading this letter, I immediately smelled big-time BS.

    There are some treatable medical causes of cachexia (profound weight loss) but they are not difficult to diagnosis. If he had pancreatic insufficiency following his pancreas resection, this should have been quickly noted because it is common and his newfound symptoms of diabetes are easily recognized.

    Hyperthyroidism is another cause of weight loss, but any doctor worth his salt would have screened for this right away. Celiac disease is another possibility but again this is not a difficult diagnosis because of the GI symptoms (lots of diarrhea).

    The most likely cause of weight loss in this setting is cancer, cancer, and cancer. It can sometimes be very difficult to find where exactly the cancer metastases have recurred, and this can delay the proper diagnosis.

    The main thing that Jobs has going for him is that this weight loss was first publicly noted some time ago now, and he does not have other signs of cancer that we know of. Jobs does not seem to be the type to hide it if he knew he had cancer. At least, he didn't hide it the first time, right?

    shellac.

  19. Re:Jobs != SinglePointOfFailure by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jobs is a mortal, and will not be around forever.

    With iClone technology, it won't matter!

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  20. Re:Any doctors reading this? by giffnyc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Your comments seem, well... under-informed.

    Here's a link to a user comment that I found pretty interesting regarding the ability of post-Whipple procedures patients to process proteins.

    http://www.usnews.com/blogs/new-money/2009/01/05/some-arent-buying-steve-jobs-hormone-imbalance.html#1593509

    For those that don't click through, here's a quote of a portion:

    "the person has an unusual level of difficulty digesting proteins, fats, and starches since pancreatic enzyme levels are reduced and since the duodenum is missing. Unlike ferrets (who also get a little understood form of insulinoma, with insulinoma being a topic that needs a lot of study still) humans just don't have a lot of excess pancreas to spare. So, the upshot is that his body now will have more of his food go through without needed nutrients digested. Hence, the weight loss.

    Add to this that he is a vegetarian, in fact, a vegan. Vegetable protein is especially difficult to break into usable amino acids. Animal protein is far easier to utilize.

    Furthermore, people who have had the Whipple Procedure sometimes find themselves simply not feeling like having the many and frequent small meals the procedure makes necessary, and as a vegan Mr Jobs may resist the foods that settle the belly at such times: full fat yogurts, full fat milk, and cheeses. "

  21. Taking the bait by shellac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I shouldn't reply to this ridiculous posting, which implies that somehow because I am both a doctor and a geek I am not allowed to have an opinion on a media report on a medical issue. But fine, I will take the bait.

    I am not Steve Jobs' doctor and I am not trying to be. The OP solicited a doctor's opinion and I gave mine with the little information I could guess at from a media report.

    COMMON SENSE would dictate that I am not making an ironclad diagnosis from a media report, but apparently it is because of people such as yourself, who are lacking in this capacity, that people have to post disclaimers at the bottom of their comments and email or whatever that they are only giving their opinion and not a professional service.

    Before I posted my earlier message I had a discussion about the media report with one of my colleagues. It would seem then that you would prefer doctors to keep such talk to ourselves. You are quite free to block my comments or refrain from reading them from now on.

    shellac.

    1. Re:Taking the bait by shellac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow, touchy aren't we? I guess you didn't care too much about the talk regarding McCain's chances of melanoma recurrence either. I think that was an important discussion that I would have chimed in on as well, had I seen a posting here. Just as this discussion is important to certain AAPL shareholders.

      But I guess if you don't really have an argument to make you can always attack the individual. Good luck with that.

  22. Re:Hey Steve... how about a little by porcupine8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Trust me, once you've heard the words "It's cancer," suddenly the words "it's a type with a very high survival rate" make you feel incredibly lucky.

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  23. Re:Any doctors reading this? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From what I've read in various places, consulting doctors for health advice isn't his primary strategy. I've heard the Whipple was only after everything else (quirky diets, 'alternative' healers) failed. Though I suppose there must have been some testing in there to have a diagnosis in the first place.

    I don't know what's going on, I'm just pointing out that the doctors you presume are there may not be (at least regularly), nor would they necessarily have a good patient.

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