Interview With an Adware Author
rye writes in to recommend a Sherri Davidoff interview with Matt Knox, a talented Ruby instructor and coder, who talks about his early days designing and writing adware for Direct Revenue. (Direct Revenue was sued by Eliot Spitzer in 2006 for surreptitiously installing adware on millions of computers.) "So we've progressed now from having just a Registry key entry, to having an executable, to having a randomly-named executable, to having an executable which is shuffled around a little bit on each machine, to one that's encrypted — really more just obfuscated — to an executable that doesn't even run as an executable. It runs merely as a series of threads. ... There was one further step that we were going to take but didn't end up doing, and that is we were going to get rid of threads entirely, and just use interrupt handlers. It turns out that in Windows, you can get access to the interrupt handler pretty easily. ... It amounted to a distributed code war on a 4-10 million-node network."
That the people who makes IT Guys lives difficult and annoying are indeed IT guys.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Some serial killer goes and and murders dozens of innocent people; and we reward him with veneration, books written about him, endless press coverage, etc. Scumbags don't deserve our respect, our veneration, or polite treatment.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I am now more convinced than ever that it is impossible to secure Windows.
Wow there cowboy... only a very small part of the API is deprecated, the best practices changed a bit once, and only had additions as new features popped, but didn't change much in years... if you crashed the -kernel-, you were using legacy APIs through .NET, not .NET itself, and error handling is very well documented for the most part, and doing a catch all is a (no offense, since .NET is obviously not your primary dev environment) noob way of doing things and is heavily warned against since version 1.
Maybe you fell in the ONE edgecase where it doesn't work well, but 95%+ (probably more) of it works flawlessly, is clearly documented and predictable...even if you go really deep. It becomes a bit more messy when you're interacting with separate products that just happen to have APIs coded in .NET (especially if its not the only language, and thus is probably coded by programmers who have no clue wtf they're doing), and its poorly done... Happens a lot. An example is the SSIS API (thats by Microsoft too), which is in .NET, but was clearly written by C++ gurus...so its a total fucking mess.
From the article:
Um, no. Unconscionability is a pretty ancient principle of contract law. People joke about signing away their first-born child in an unread EULA, but they understand that it's a joke: that term would never be enforced by a court, because allowing contracts of adhesion (like EULAs) signed by non-lawyers in casual circumstances to extract those kinds of concessions from the parties would result in the complete breakdown of society.
So when this guy (and his bosses) talk about how there was "no law around this", they're not fooling anyone, least of all themselves. If I buy a bus ticket and on the back there's some fine print stating that by riding the bus I've agreed to let the driver break into my house and take anything he wants, guess where the bus driver ends up if he tried to exercise his contractual "rights"? In prison. Which is where this guy belongs.
If you've watched enough Ben Stiller movies to have an opinion on which is the "best", not only do I not trust your opinion, I fear for the health and welfare of you and those around you.
Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
To get that oh-so-useful uninstaller you had to go to a website, answer a survey, and only then could you download it. If they genuinely wanted to make it easy, they would have put it in Add/Remove Programs, and stuck their survey in there.
I don't know about you, but after getting sketchy software on my machine, the LAST thing I want to do is go to some random website and download even MORE crap. I wouldn't trust that download one bit.
And the bit about "it was also designed to be very difficult for other adware to kick off" is complete hand-waving B.S. It was designed to be very difficult for anti-virus packages and anti-spyware packages too. In fact, anti-malware packages were probably the primary target of the persistence code.
And their distributors were complete scum that Direct Revenue did very little to police. Yeah, they suspended any that were complained about (if the hapless users even had any clue how they got the software), but those rogue distributors would just sign up under a new name.
I can't believe he thought this job was a "net positive" simply because he wiped out the other guys' malware more than he installed. That just means he is a very sneaky coder... That's like a embezzeling salesman saying he was a "net positive" because he generated more profits than he stole. It may be true, but it doesn't make him any less of a scumbag.
SirWired
so let's educate some of you:
we capture someone like frank abagnale, and we go all sharia law on him, as a lot of you propose, and leave him as a bloody stump
then what?
well, there are other frank abagnales out there. how do we detect them and capture them? well, the frank abagnale you just beat to a pulp: he would have made a good tool to do that, ya think?
luckily, in real life, this is exactly what the feds and the banks did. in real life, you capture and use highly intelligent crooks to... drum roll please... capture more highly intelligent crooks. get it?
law enforcement is hard grinding work, it doesn't happen like "death wish" or "dirty harry". i know in some of your justice league of america fantasy lives, delivering justice with a fist and a gun is the way to go. but we'd like to talk about reality, ok?
so to review:
1. we can have justice your way, and beat adware authors to a pulp, or
2. we can have smart justice, and listen carefully to mr. adware author's words, and use those words to catch more adware authors
get it? see the difference? do you want to pursue justice? or do you want to beat people up?
these are mutually exclusive activities, despite your dimwitted fantasy lives
now go crawl back under your rocks mouth breathers. nobody who is actually going to catch and punish cybercriminals in this world is going to think like you do
even the most vile amoral serial killer is useful to keep alive and listen to. simply for matters of brain analysis and psychological study. or, we could put a bullet in his head, scrambling the abnormal brains, and having nothing useful to catch more vile amoral serial killers
dumb violent justice leaves a dumb violent society that knows nothing about the smart and truly vicious criminals in their midst
smart justice is about studying smart criminals, and using them against each other
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Just for fun, consider the following actions a Unitary Programmer might do to your machine. Where would you rate them on the $SCOUNDREL scale, and why?
Playing "CoreWars" is tricky business, and people with even a dim sense of ethics are loathe to try it. But there's one case where none of the above actions are ethically questionable: When the machine's owner does it themselves.
I think the adware author lost sight of that for a while...
Schwab
Editor, A1-AAA AmeriCaptions
If you ask me, Microsoft is complicit in allowing malware to exist because they are unwilling to modernize Windows. They need to start over from scratch on their codebase and have a good hard think about what those APIs and interfaces are going to look like and then stick to it.
And the new version of Windows would be laughed at by non-IT consumers. "Why would I upgrade to the new Windows when all of my stuff doesn't work?" This is part of the argument against Vista, and why some people can't see past the need to break backward compatibility to do things "the right way".
Homonyms are fun!
You're driving your car, but they're riding their bikes there.
Im pretty sure that the majority of cops that became criminals were the hardest to catch. They know all the tricks and what other cops/detectives will be looking for.
What about those that use color of law? It's not terribly surprising that the FBI only receives about 200 complaints of color-of-law, and doesn't investigate, much less prosecute, a single one.
Simply being a police officer offers enormous immunity from the general public accusing you of crimes, and further means that most of your fellow officers won't "rat" on you (instead of being disgusted at your behavior and bringing disrepute to the supposed "profession.")
Please help metamoderate.
Have a look at broken window fallacy.
Not everyone wins. Just someone else is paying the price
Of course they're morally bankrupt. However they also play an important role in the ecosystem.
What? How in the hell are malware writers an "important part of the ecosystem"?
This is the Internet, not Wild Kingdom. In nature, real virus infections do indeed serve a natural purpose. On a computer, it serves nothing but the ends of assholes and criminals. There's no justification... none whatsoever... for what these guys do. And don't give me that farcical security argument, either. They're not doing the world any favors by violating other people's computers.
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
And if you read the interview, you'd see he's not really evil, like many/most/all serial killers, but a very intelligent young person.
First, what exactly is "evil?" Some people think that one has to cackle and twirl your moustache with glee at being evil for its own sake, but most people who do horrible and evil things to other people have a good justification for their acts: "I was desperate and I needed the money," "I was just following orders," "I'm protecting my family and my country," "Everybody else gets away with doing it," "My evil rids the world of other evils," "If I didn't, then someone else would," "It was just a job," "It's nothing personal," "Stupid people get what they deserve," "It's just survival of the fittest," etc., etc.
Doing something wrong just because you were in a tight spot and put your own needs over others is no more just than doing it just because you enjoyed it. Evil is evil. While I feel sympathy for his poverty and think that we as a society should focus our government's attention more on preventing the root causes of crime than just "deterrence," I feel no real qualms about stringing someone up if they've crossed the line. He had a choice whether to do right and struggle or to do wrong and prosper. He chose the easier of the two paths.
And second, I'd like to point out that most serial killers were "very intelligent young people." Unlike them, he wasn't mentally ill -- just greedy, ethically bankrupt, and too enthralled by the shiny programming challenge.
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
Can you get me in touch with these people you're advising? I could certainly use some free IT equipment.
No really, I'm serious -- if you know of folks throwing out perfectly functional computers solely because of virus infections, I'd love to have a few of their machines. Heck, they're worth something just for hobbyist spare parts, if nothing else. :)
Cheers,
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four-foot prune."