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stoolpigeon writes "Have you ever been reading a book or watching a film and as the plot moves to involve some use of technology you begin to brace yourself, and the cringe as you are ripped out of the story by what is an obviously ignorant treatment of matters you know well? Do you find the idea of creating a "gui interface using visual basic" to see about tracking an ip address as more fit for a sitcom rather than crime drama? And if so, have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of us, a geek, wrote a techno-thriller? What if someone who grokked our culture and understood our tech wrote something? Would it be great, or would it just get bogged down in the techno babble?" Keep reading for the rest of JR's review. Daemon author Daniel Suarez pages 448 publisher Dutton Adult rating 10/10 reviewer JR Peck ISBN 978-0525951117 summary A techno-thriller with a healthy dose of techno but absolutely zero let down on the thrill It is not necessary to wonder any longer. Database consultant, geek and now author Daniel Suarez has stepped up to the plate with his effort Daemon and he does not disappoint. This is a techno-thriller with a healthy dose of techno but absolutely zero let down on the thrill. The story gains momentum rapidly and then never lets up. I had a terrible time trying to put it down, eventually just giving up and plowing through in an all nighter. It was worth it.

The story of Daemon's beginnings has already been documented by Wired. Suarez had Daemon finished in 2004 but literary agents found it to be too long and complex. Rather than give up, Suarez pushed ahead on his own and took the self publishing route. The book slowly built up a following and began to be trumpeted by the likes of Feedburner's Rick Klau and Google's Matt Cutts. And sales of the book grew and now it is available via traditional publishing channels with a hard back release in January of 2009.

The book introduces us to Matthew Sobol, genius software engineer and creator of one of the world's most popular MMOs. Sobol is dead when the book begins, having succumbed to brain cancer. But it quickly becomes apparent that while Sobol has moved on out of this life, his code has lived on and his death has triggered events that rapidly take a life of their own. Sobol's code is working so some unknown end and murder is part of the program.

Suarez may push the envelope at times but his deft handling of current tech and the possibilities is at times frightening. There isn't really much here that isn't very possible right now. At no point will a child sit down at a terminal where the operating system is run by flying through a bunch of 3-d buildings surrounded by network traffic that looks like it is flying about. But there are young people, capable and knowledgeable of current tools and vulnerabilities. People who may not fit into society but who are willing to engage in activities that they believe will build a society of their own.

Of course this is fiction and there are some leaps. But the story is so skillfully woven that the reader is never jarred out of it by some glaring error or lapse in understanding. It's easy to slip into what is an incredibly energetic ride all the while thinking, "This could happen." In fact the only real issue I had with the plot was as I thought about the book after I had finished it. Things work out so well for Sobol's software, and that is the biggest stretch for me. I've worked for and with some extremely bright people, but none have ever engineered systems that could achieve such complex goals unattended. That aside, this is an amazing story.

This book really brought back to me the sense of joy I felt in the 80's when I first began to work with personal computers. It was that sense of infinite possibilities brought on by this new technology. I've grown a bit jaded to it all over the years since then. Daemon brought a lot of that rushing back.

And while all the tech aspects of this story are solid, they do not make the story itself. The whole crazy adventure is pushed along by solid characters. These are well written, very real human beings. They are fully fleshed out people with strengths and weaknesses spread out between protagonist and antagonist alike. There are no super heroes and really no super villains, though at times it comes close on both accounts. These characters are locked in an extraordinary series of events that are at times pulling them along and at others they are the ones pushing things forward. Dialogue is believable and well written. All of that is what ultimately makes this such a satisfying and fun read. The tech trappings are just the bonus payoff for the true geek that has been waiting for a story like this.

People who are on the outside, the non-techie types may find this book confusing and hard to understand. That relative that calls you and asks what happened to their toolbar in word that seems to have disappeared may not really get this book. But anyone who spends an appreciable time in our world on-line and plugged in may just find this to be the most entertaining book that they have read in a very long time.

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395 comments

  1. Nope. Never. by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Funny

    have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of us, a geek, wrote a techno-thriller?

    No, not even once. Not even after having read this review.

  2. Sobol is dead when the book begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not dead yet.

    1. Re:Sobol is dead when the book begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm getting better!

    2. Re:Sobol is dead when the book begins by ErrataMatrix · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your not fooling anyone

    3. Re:Sobol is dead when the book begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is dead, he just hasn't stopped moving around yet.

    4. Re:Sobol is dead when the book begins by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      I think I'll go for a walk

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    5. Re:Sobol is dead when the book begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your not fooling anyone

      He's just pinning for the fjords!

  3. Just two words by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Andromeda Strain oh... two more words, "insomnia cure"

    1. Re:Just two words by oroborous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Andromeda Strain wasn't written by a geek! It was written by a cheeky medical doctor who (like all clinicians) thinks he knows science, but really just knows how to read abstracts. No way a true geek would create Jeff Goldblum's horrifically bad mathematician character in Jurassic Park!

    2. Re:Just two words by ajs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, Andromeda Strain was for a less TV-indulged generation. ;-)

      But seriously, there's lots of good tech written by people who know their stuff. In some cases, they're even popular.

      Authors include:

      • Michael Crichton
      • Neal Stephenson
      • Vernor Vinge

      Also, there's some good movies out there when it comes to technical realism. My favorite is a science fiction film by the name of Primer. It was shot on a $7000 budget, and is the only movie I know of that literally requires a giant Gant chart to figure out.

    3. Re:Just two words by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      two more words: "upload virus".

    4. Re:Just two words by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Neal Stephenson, sure.

      Vernor Vinge, absolutely.

      MICHAEL CRICHTON?? Are you kidding?

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    5. Re:Just two words by rho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Primer was a heck of a good movie. It probably could have been tweaked just a bit so you wouldn't need the voiceover to make sense of everything, but all in all it was brilliant for such a low-budget movie.

      Compare it to, for example, The Butterfly Effect. It cost millions in special effects, but it sucked ass.

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    6. Re:Just two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. Primer is one of my favourite films of all time.

    7. Re:Just two words by ssintercept · · Score: 1

      William Gibson

      'nuff said!

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    8. Re:Just two words by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Primer was a heck of a good movie. It probably could have been tweaked just a bit so you wouldn't need the voiceover to make sense of everything, but all in all it was brilliant for such a low-budget movie.

      I don't think Primer could be changed in a way where it was still as great a movie, but made sense on the first viewing (much less minus voiceover). I've only seen it once, btw. ;)

      My favorite part I think was when I realized that when they had their "first" meeting at the bench outside the university, the guy sitting with the headphone in his ear had already been back in time and was listening to the conversation pre-recorded. Even though when that scene occurred it appeared as though only the other guy actually knew about the working time machine.

      Such a cool movie.

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    9. Re:Just two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC as to not damage my geech cred. I have never seen Primer, although this is the second time I've heard it heralded here.

      My favorite part I think was when I realized that when they had their "first" meeting at the bench outside the university, the guy sitting with the headphone in his ear had already been back in time and was listening to the conversation pre-recorded. Even though when that scene occurred it appeared as though only the other guy actually knew about the working time machine.

      Thank you. Now I don't have to see it. Ass.

    10. Re:Just two words by Tawnos · · Score: 1

      Gibson gets too caught up into babble to be even remotely interesting. If you're too hopped up on caffeine, Gibson provides a natural sedative to your brain.

    11. Re:Just two words by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      There's more to the movie than that. :P

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    12. Re:Just two words by GodaiYuhsaku · · Score: 1

      Not really. Geeks invent time travel. I didn't really care for it.

    13. Re:Just two words by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That's nice. In either case, what I said shouldn't ruin the movie for anyone.

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    14. Re:Just two words by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      I don't think Primer could be changed in a way where it was still as great a movie, but made sense on the first viewing

      I agree. I think what makes the movie great is that at no time is it dumbed down. It was confusing, and intentionally so. The characters themselves were confused. They were in over their heads, and their world(s) was/were spinning out of control. And, by the end of the movie, if you invested yourself in the story, so were you.

    15. Re:Just two words by cdonati · · Score: 1

      It probably could have been tweaked just a bit so you wouldn't need the voiceover to make sense of everything

      In my opinion, the only part of the voiceover that was unnecessary was the beginning. This is because the character who's supposed to be listening to the narration should already know what he's being told. Therefore, the opening narration seems to be more of a crutch for the audience than a believable element of the story. (However, it does introduce some important themes, such as, "They took from their surroundings what was needed and made of it something more.")

      Besides the very opening scene, however, I think the narration does more to enhance the film than to degrade it. It's not like it spoon feeds every conceivable answer one might have about what happened. Instead, I think that it actually raises more questions than it answers. (Especially because it's unclear how reliable the narrator is.)

    16. Re:Just two words by Caraig · · Score: 1

      Crichton used to do some interesting work. Andromeda Strain was a very good yarn and an engaging read. And the movie made of it -- the original movie -- was pretty good in a 50's way and creepy, too. (The remake wasn't horrifyingly bad, but it was pretty lame IMO.)

      His later stuff, though... I think starting with Sphere or with Timeline... yeah, it got bad fast.

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    17. Re:Just two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MICHAEL CRICHTON??

      Yes, well early Crichton anyway. Try the movie "Coma". The OR scenes, the talk among physicians is spot on compared with the "heart surgery in an elevator" mentality of shows like ER (hard to believe this a Crichton idea as well).

    18. Re:Just two words by lgw · · Score: 1

      I thought the movie sucked, but I still loved the fact that it was dumbed down, and all the geek stuff was well thought out. It went nowhere dramatically -- lots of tension with little actual cause for that tension -- it's like they were afraid of a monster in the closet, checked the closet, found no monster, the end. There's a reason "man vs his own idiocy" isn't one of the classic conflicts! Of course, I felt the same way about Blair Witch, and lot so f people liked that too.

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    19. Re:Just two words by lgw · · Score: 1

      Err, *wasn't* dumbed down. Where's that "preview" button again?

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    20. Re:Just two words by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Coma wasn't written by Crichton, it was by Robin Cook. Bizarrely, Crichton directed the movie version.

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    21. Re:Just two words by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      Gibson's writing style is an acquired taste. I like it, I know people who hate it. What William Gibson is really good at though, is understanding how technology will/might evolves. The best example is "Pattern Recognition" (published in 2003) in which he foresaw youtube (created in 2005) and viral videos spread over internet. He's generally off about the technical details though, and there might be a chicken and egg problem in the way he influences people to actually create what he described in his books.

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    22. Re:Just two words by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Michael Critchon has been published in both a peer-reviewed Medical Journal and a peer-reviewed Computer Science Journal. What about you? In what field of Science(s) have you been published in? To me, being a geek doesn't mean being immune from saying (or even creating) stupid things, so in my book, Michael Critchon definitely qualifies as a geek, you might qualify as a geek, and I believe I also qualify as a geek.

    23. Re:Just two words by oroborous · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmmm.. I've got 13 peer reviewed Neuroscience publications under my name, 1 book chapter in press, 2 articles in submission (one to Nature Neuroscience and one to Neuron), and several published and unpublished custom-written toolboxes for analyzing brain imaging data. I guess my Ph.D from UC Berkeley also ads to my geek-credit.

      That said, Critchon was trained as a clinician through and through, not scientist. From what I can find, most of his non-fiction work in peer-reviewed journals is a review or meta-analysis. So he might have dabbled in programming and such (to give him some geek cred), I think he knew only the gist of the science he used in his popular works. He was by no means an expert.

    24. Re:Just two words by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Anything medical that he described always *sounded* right to me, but I don't know squat in that realm. I know that anytime he bumped into software he was borderline ridiculous... on a good day.

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    25. Re:Just two words by TheJaff · · Score: 1

      I loved Primer but I also really liked The Butterfly Effect. Maybe you saw the the dumbed-down, happy-ending version where many of the sub-plots that actually made the movie, well smart and great, were removed? For example, him finding out that his mother had had two miscarriages before him.. couple that with the ending and you have a waaay better movie than the americ^Z^Z cinematic, "pro-life" version. A list of changes (note that the "Alternate ending" is the major plus): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289879/alternateversions

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    26. Re:Just two words by Tarwn · · Score: 1

      If only I had mod points and the ability to simultaneously post a +1 Insightful and +1 Owned :)

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    27. Re:Just two words by mmatador22 · · Score: 1

      "Primer" was a thoroughly enjoyable mind-bender. Hear, hear...

    28. Re:Just two words by ajs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are many levels of spoilers one can give for Primer. It starts with "it's a science fiction movie" (not obvious from the start, though one might guess). From there, you can tell someone it's time-travel based. That breaks some of the suspense from the first act. Then you can say what's said above. That's giving away one of the central plot points of the first two-thirds of the movie.

      HOWEVER, after that you then get into the really strange bits, and frankly, knowing that the start of the movie isn't the first timeline is just introducing the plot.

      There's a reason people see that movie dozens of times. It's not for a thrill ride or to watch the beautiful actors. It's because the plot really is that twisted. I wasn't kidding. GIANT GANT CHART. Really.

      http://neuwanstein.fw.hu/primer_timeline.html

  4. CSI NY by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do you find the idea of creating a "gui interface using visual basic" to see about tracking an ip address as more fit for a sitcom rather than crime drama?

    In case you were wondering, that happened in CSI NY recently. Truly cringe-worthy.

    1. Re:CSI NY by dedazo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My guess is that's why it was mentioned.

      The video was recently removed from YouTube due to a DMCA takedown request, IIRC. I'm sure there are copies out there.

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    2. Re:CSI NY by hansamurai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What bothers me is when movies like the Dark Knight, with gigantic budgets do things like lift a fingerprint from a bullet hole in the wall or use everyone's cell phone as a radar device. That movie is so great but it is also really cringe-worthy when the entire plot relies and revolves around these.

    3. Re:CSI NY by sketerpot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See, this is part of why Veronica Mars is such a great show. The tech is unobtrusively right. The hacking is less Hollywood and more "open up a guy's laptop when he's out of the room and copy some of his files onto your flash drive".

    4. Re:CSI NY by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 1

      My guess is that's why it was mentioned.

      I assume so. I just thought it was odd that the poster danced around exactly which show did it ("crime drama").

    5. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linky (youtube pulled it, bastards):

      Mirror

      Mirror

    6. Re:CSI NY by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      This is just begging for someone to make a working version.. but maybe in tcl/tk... One button that says in bold letters, "TRACK IP". Then grab the output of a traceroute or tracert then beep and boop every single character as the output is played back to the screen.

    7. Re:CSI NY by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 1

      It makes me cringe watching something like Smallville that pulls so much crap as far as hacking goes. It didn't used to be that way but now if someone needs something they walk into a room with a 'wireless device' that pulls information off of the servers automatically. Or wirelessly copies hard drives in matters of seconds. Or so many plots that involve Cloe hacking the NSA/local police/DHS mainframes in a matter of seconds to get that vital piece of information.

      Thank God this is the last season. It needed to be off the air about 3 years ago...

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    8. Re:CSI NY by lorenlal · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was more disappointed in Chuck though... When he went to a conference and setup a network for them... Uttering, "OK, I've set you up with a 10 Base-T Ethernet."

      I cried. BuyMoria would've declared war on him had that been the case. Dude was my hero... Thing is, it happens all the freaking time. The Chuck producers need a geek editor... Not even really that... Just someone who knows enough about Geek Squad level tech...

    9. Re:CSI NY by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      "gui interface using visual basic"

      In case you were wondering, that happened in CSI NY recently. Truly cringe-worthy.

      I've considered the entire CSI franchise to be cringe-worthy right from the outset.

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    10. Re:CSI NY by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your complaining about the lack of attention to detail in technology, in a movie that features a guy dressed in a bulletproof bat costume, that has all sorts of great devices that can do darn near anything? Is the batmobile correct? What about the bat-wing?

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    11. Re:CSI NY by sorak · · Score: 4, Funny

      It makes me cringe watching something like Smallville that pulls so much crap as far as hacking goes. It didn't used to be that way but now if someone needs something they walk into a room with a 'wireless device' that pulls information off of the servers automatically. Or wirelessly copies hard drives in matters of seconds. Or so many plots that involve Cloe hacking the NSA/local police/DHS mainframes in a matter of seconds to get that vital piece of information.

      I thought it was unrealistic the way the guy could fly, and how bullets would bounce off his chest.

    12. Re:CSI NY by genner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you find the idea of creating a "gui interface using visual basic" to see about tracking an ip address as more fit for a sitcom rather than crime drama?

      In case you were wondering, that happened in CSI NY recently. Truly cringe-worthy.

      I thoguht CSI NY was a sitcom.

    13. Re:CSI NY by camperslo · · Score: 1

      Techno-nonsense in shows has made me cringe more than once. There was an episode of Burn Notice where something was to be covertly X-rayed in the trunk of a car. Energized by a stun-gun, the radiation source was an electron gun broken off of a television picture tube (c.r.t.).
      Nevermind that not under vacuum that would be no more than a few arcing pieces of metal.

      Now if they pulled a shunt-regulator tube out of an old set from a thrift store...

    14. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the risk of putting the clip in danger of another takedown:

      http://www.digyourowngrave.comSLASHcsi-new-york-visual-basic/

      Obfuscated for obfuscatory purposes.

      In case it gets taken down, you're lazy, or you don't trust URL's posted by Anonymous Cowards, the exchange is as follows.

      (Reading a giant flat panel screen showing a browser, on a site entitled, "ny 24/7 News Blog"):

      "For weeks I've been following the Cabbie Killer murders with a certain morbid fascination."

      "This is being posted in real time!"

      "I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic; see if I can track an IP address."

      I'd identify the characters, but I don't watch the show so I have no idea who they are.

    15. Re:CSI NY by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Well, remember though, in the Chuck Alternate Universe, Atari is still a going concern which was up until recently run by a Japanese military satellite scientist and "has more PhDs than Microsoft."

      When I see things like this, my brain just says, "Don't worry about it, here's some music. Yvonne will be back on soon. Oh, see, there she is in a skirt."

      Besides, every so often they do something fun like, "Do we have any Rush CDs?" "No need my friend, I have them all on my Zune." "Really? You have a Zune." "Naah, just kidding, I'll get my iPod."

      That makes it all worth it... not to mention doing an entire episode about Missile Command, sketchy history and current events aside....

      Hey, I still like Tron... even though it hurts my brain to pretend any part of it is plausible it's worth it to watch David Warner chew scenery... end of line.

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    16. Re:CSI NY by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I suppose there is that too :)

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    17. Re:CSI NY by atraintocry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't deal with flying men on a daily basis, so something so unbelievable is not likely to pull me out of the story. It's not so much the "that's not possible" but the "they got it horribly wrong".

      But you already knew that, since you were just being facetious.

    18. Re:CSI NY by Skrynkelberg · · Score: 2

      The previous Batman movie was much worse. SPOILER ALERT!!!















      A microwave device with enough energy to instantly boil all water in the vicinity - but spares humans? Give me a break. That ending ruined a perfectly good action flick.

    19. Re:CSI NY by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Interesting

      See, I give movies like Dark Knight a pass when they do things like that, simply because everything else is so surrealistic and overblown that having the 'tech' portion the same way really isn't that inconsistant.

      You don't walk away from a Batman movie (either the new 'reboot' ones, the old 'reboot' ones that Tim Burton started, or even the old Adam West ones) thinking "Oh yeah, that totally could have happened in real life."

      On the other hand, while Jurassic Park was also definatly not 'real', a good portion of the story was dedicated to the idea "maybe this could actually happen, maybe", so having a completely bogus computer scene was completely out of place. Lets not even get into things like "Hacking the Gibson" in movies like Hackers that had actual (although abortive) attempts at authenticity but completely failed the moment those moments were over.

    20. Re:CSI NY by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      Nothing beats the CSI image processing, unless it was the video manipulation to see what was behind the chap in 'Enemy of the State'.

    21. Re:CSI NY by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I linked to a clip of it on youtube when I submitted the review. But it sounds like the clip has been pulled and so the editor must have pulled the link.

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    22. Re:CSI NY by Hatta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you think the grasp of technology in CSI is cringe-worthy, check out their grasp on the law and rights. The basic attitude of the show is that the accused is always guilty, and police work is all about getting the evidence to convict, not to find out the truth. If anyone on that show is ever released due to insufficient evidence, it's an injustice of unimaginable magnitude. Fundamental rights like Due Process are portrayed as the enemy of justice.

      I don't care about science or tech gaffes so much. But the whole show is pro-law enforcement propaganda, and that's just unwatchable.

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    23. Re:CSI NY by twistedsymphony · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some of my college friends decided to make a CSI drinking game where you'd simply drink whenever they used or referred to a technology that didn't actually exist, or simply got their science wrong.

      They had to quit half way through the first episode for health reasons.

    24. Re:CSI NY by Yaur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't watch the show... but really whats wrong with building a GUI in VB to track IPs. I would rather write an tool that does it correctly than try to teach the average detective how to use traceroute and do IP/AS look-ups based on the results. Sure VB isn't the language I would use but we are talking about a simple automation tool, so whatever your developer happens to know will probably work better than picking the best language for the job.

    25. Re:CSI NY by sorak · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was. I think the fact that the show begins with the flying man premise makes it possible for you to get over it quickly. The technology is different, since it can happen at any point in the show.

      I am also a hypocrite because I like it when shows like "heroes" try to provide a realistic portrayal of what it would be like to have super powers.

    26. Re:CSI NY by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      i think thats what they got-- 'Geek Squad' level of expertise (they just wanted to sell the 100BaseT in a later episode)

    27. Re:CSI NY by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd like to remind you (and everyone else) that fiction is not meant to represent reality faithfully.

      I suppose my understanding of this is one of the key benefits of my successful socialization as a human being. You guys should have tried it. It really is pretty cool.

    28. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AGH! It Hurts! I'll just create a webservice in C# to close my browser!

    29. Re:CSI NY by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I didn't watch the show either, but I get the impression it wasn't so much a developer saying "here's a tool you can use next time you need to track IPs" as the resident techie saying "Sure, I can hack together a tool to track IPs, let me fire up my GUI editor"

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    30. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only realistic AND dramatic hacking scene I have ever seen was in office space.

    31. Re:CSI NY by doroshjt · · Score: 1

      Bullets would bounce off his chest, but a punch knocks him down?

    32. Re:CSI NY by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      And that famous love scene.

      Aaaaaaugh!

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    33. Re:CSI NY by tixxit · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, movies/shows are given a few basic allowances, usually set out at the beginning of the movie/show. After this, I figure you should have to work with what you got and stick to the world as laid out at the start. If your premise is a current-day world w/ super heroes, then that's what you get, current day tech & people, but with super heroes in the mix. The problems start when the creators start trying to stretch-the-audiences imagination further, by saying, "oh, and, we forgot to mention this in the first hour of the movie, but there also exists super-hacking-devices that are available to the general public, even though 99% of the other tech is as it is today" or "oh, by the way, that small town girl is also the world's greatest hacker... ever." They shouldn't make up new stuff every time they need a device to move the plot along.

    34. Re:CSI NY by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      Are you saying someone from the Geek Squad wouldn't install a 20 year old Bay Networks 10mb hub he had lying around for a short meeting while taking the new 1gb linksys box home with him?

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    35. Re:CSI NY by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey, I still like Tron... even though it hurts my brain to pretend any part of it is plausible it's worth it to watch David Warner chew scenery... end of line.

      Actually, I think the best part about Tron is that it is blatantly computer-based fantasy. I mean, it's one thing to say "I'll crack the government database with Visual Basic" or "I'll upload the virus to the alien computers with my Mac". It's another to say "inside the computer is a virtual world where programs walk around like people and use laser tanks to fight each other and have romances". One is a silly attempt to do something computers "actually" could do. The other just jumps right off the deep end and creates a fantasy world.

      It's way easier to take "Oh, you're a bit!" in stride when you've already got accounting programs playing gladiatorial games than it is to hear "This isn't just a multi-monitor setup. It's a Hydra(tm)(r)!" in a movie that's trying to 'seriously' depict hacking.

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    36. Re:CSI NY by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      It's called Deus Ex Machina, and it's a plot device used by sloppy writers ever since the ancient Greeks put on plays, which is why said lame plot device has a Greek name.

      "Suddenly, just as the monster was about to bite Our Hero's head off, a God swooped down out of heaven (on a crane, AKA 'machine') and stuck his sword through the monster's heart."

      Same as suddenly revealed super-hacker skills or the classic, "and then the little boy woke up," ending.

    37. Re:CSI NY by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you'd have to give up the game for health reasons even if the drink of choice was water. :P

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    38. Re:CSI NY by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Already did it, but don't have it hosted anywhere.

      GUIz!

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    39. Re:CSI NY by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Yes, but to achieve a good suspension of disbelief, you have to be just off-real on certain matters, but not too jarring on common-day things, while keeping a self-consistency in your fantasy world.

      Take an example from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: very quickly in the movie, people are shown to have real-world-impossible physical abilities and jump in ways that amount to *almost* flying, but is never quite that. They are jumping and standing on leaves and water and such. You can accept these abilities as consistent and possible in the fantastic world of the movie, but there's still a lot of attention in the decor, architecture, costumes and behavior to seem like it's happening in 18th century China. If you suddenly saw a modern automobile in the streets of Pekin, it would totally jar you out of the suspension of disbelief, because it wouldn't be self-consistent, and would not fit the concept around which the movie seems based.

      On that subject, you might want to read JRR Tolkien's essay "On Fairy-Stories".

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    40. Re:CSI NY by Desperado · · Score: 1

      Damn, man, I'd mod you up for this post. I love that geeky show and I could care less about 10BaseT Ethermet. The show is fun, and I can suspend my inner geek for that.

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    41. Re:CSI NY by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well yeah, because they'd already put a lot of attention to detail into it! For instance if you recall, at the beginning of the movie his bat costume was bullet proof, but not dog proof, and he had to make the very realistic sacrifice of mobility to gain the all-important dog-proofing.

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    42. Re:CSI NY by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, "a completely bogus computer scene"? Are you referring to the "This is UNIX, I know this!" scene? As stupid as it may look, that was a real UNIX file system called "fsn" (File System Navigator) from SGI for IRIX systems.

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn
              http://www.slipups.com/items/2786.html

              -dZ.

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    43. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would be surprised how many hotels are still running 10 Base-T. If I recall that episode correctly, the conference was taking place in a hotel.

    44. Re:CSI NY by Ptraci · · Score: 1

      The name itself is Latin, so I guess it must have come from Latin criticism of Greek plays.

    45. Re:CSI NY by paulthomas · · Score: 1

      "GUI Interface" is redundant. I think that's the qualm, or at least part of it.

    46. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the beauty/horror of gui editors. For vba in particular, you don't have to know exactly how to do it, you just have to search through the object browser to find what you're looking for and know a little programming. For instance, adding the Microsoft WinHTTP Services to your project and use the winhttprequest.open method. I have no idea how I'd do it by coding, But with a few lines of code I can retrieve a webpage at the push of a button.

    47. Re:CSI NY by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 1

      From what I remember, they had just found the IP address of a suspect and wanted to find his location. Not exactly the time to embark on an unnecessary software development project -- just get the answer and find the bad guy before he moves. Also, the person writing the GUI was not a developer, but rather a scientist involved in the investigation. It gave the impression that they thought "a GUI is the thing we need to get the answer," rather than "someone ought to write a GUI to make this easier in the future."

    48. Re:CSI NY by muridae · · Score: 1

      That's one I could give a pass to. It's like MacGyver, something has to be left out or changed to prevent people from building home-made x-ray machines. Sure, it would have been more realistic to use a different tube that was still under a vacuum. But most of the technology is there

    49. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Graphical User Interface interface ?

    50. Re:CSI NY by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Even as a real program, it was used in a fake manner in a fake scenario. It was a file navigator, not a command line.

      But there were far more issues with that movie's tech than "I know this, it's UNIX" from a running a demo program (which ultimately, is what FSN was, a demo).

      The movie had a serious BLINKEN LIGHTS issue with random blinking lights in the background, but didn't even bother to plug in most of the machines on the screen (most didn't even have their power lights on and in some cases you could see they were obviously missing power cables).

      How about the Quicktime movies, complete with the seek bar, that were passed off as live security cams?

      It was a movie full of 'almost right's as far as the tech went, and because of that, the errors were fairly glaring in the "wait, that's not right" manner. If they had stuck to some imaginary setup, it might have been a bit better, because you wouldn't be looking at something that you used 'everyday' being portrayed as something completely different.

    51. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just someone who knows enough about Geek Squad level tech

      From the stories I get from my family of there journeys thru geek squad crap I can safely say they probably do.

    52. Re:CSI NY by d474 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for defending the premise of Tron. We are upgrading your geek card to the Platinum* level of membership.

      Welcome to the club.

      *girlfriend not included

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    53. Re:CSI NY by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It makes me cringe watching something like Smallville that pulls so much crap as far as hacking goes.

      But it doesn't stretch credibility that the guy who plays Clark Kent looks *blatantly* like he was chosen for his pretty-but-not-too-threatening looks to appeal to the girls-in-their-early-teens demographic?!

      Not saying I'm a fan of Superman or that I've even sat down and watched Smallville, but the guy looked like he was chosen for his appearance rather than any dramatic fit or resemblance to any previous rendition of Superman.

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    54. Re:CSI NY by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      Except she has access to this PI database with everyone's records on everything. Well, maybe they do exist, and that would just piss me off more.

      Excellent show outside the PI-DB and super duper wifi enabled recording pens they kept planting on people.

    55. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought Platinum meant "girlfriend not allowed"...

    56. Re:CSI NY by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I thoguht CSI NY was a sitcom.

      Nice one :) Though it does force the question as to what that makes CSI:Miami. David Caruso's character and acting are so ludicrous it defies belief...

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    57. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      situational, sure. comedy? have you actually watched the show?

    58. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was an allegory about DRM.

    59. Re:CSI NY by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well, thanks, but my geek card has already gone to plaid.

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    60. Re:CSI NY by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      A great spin off of the "Tron" theme (although a bit obscure) was the Canadian computer animated series "Reboot" set inside a computer metaphor, with each of the characters modeling some aspect of computing as it was known at the time. It dealt with lifelike (well, "ish") characters involved in protecting the Game Grid from evil virii "Megabyte" and "Hexadecimal", the latter notable for always wearing a mask. Or that blow in from the internet, surfer dude Ray Tracer. The 3D graphics quality was pretty advanced for the day, and the themes and jokes were true to the technology, complete with the need to get Slow Food from disk storage to save Dot (from Dot's Diner). I loved those cartoons. As soon as I find a set (on pretty much any media) I will buy them.

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    61. Re:CSI NY by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Bullets would bounce off his chest, but a punch knocks him down?

      Hmmm... (looks perplexed at his old Physics texts)...That's actually kind of feasible. It depends on how much energy is absorbed by the armour. If a bullet ricocheted off a highly elastic but hard substance such as steel or Unobtanium(tm) and retained much of its original speed in reflection (thus carrying away much of the original energy of the bullet) the remainder of the impact energy absorbed by the armour could be said to be distributed across the entire surface, and thus the CC would be able to survive the bullet impact. OTOH, the same amount of energy distributed by a heavy dead-blow hammer wielded by a lunatic could probably put him in the hospital. It's a matter of energy density over the cross section of impact and the ability of the armour surface to reflect a blow at one impact profile vs. another, against which it might not be sufficiently optimised to cope.

      Of course, I could be full of compost here, but there's a good reason dead-blow hammers (generally a heavy soft-face hammer with a hollow section containing lead shot) are in every body & fender man's toolkit.

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    62. Re:CSI NY by domatic · · Score: 1

      I hope your friends are using light beer. If you play that with Vodka or heaven help us Tequila you're going to the hospital.

    63. Re:CSI NY by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Also because every martial artist at one time or another, when the flow of the art is right, feels that with just enough more work they can actually attain that level.

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    64. Re:CSI NY by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Wrong!

      Visual Basic sucks.

      They should have used Python.

      You're new here, aren't you?

      Quit posting under your older brother's account and go watch Spongebob.

    65. Re:CSI NY by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Well it is doable. Though it is the 'scenic route' to solving the problem. Any puns or double meanings are only in your head ... as they always are.

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    66. Re:CSI NY by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      To most people science and technology are equivalent to magic. If you say it can happen and have some cool effects then they will believe it. If you actually know the stuff ... well you are a minority and the director doesn't care about you (us).

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    67. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found Bruce Wayne's use of "null-key encryption" as a bulletproof cipher technique to be, well... disturbing.

    68. Re:CSI NY by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      My brains.. are going into.. my feet...!

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    69. Re:CSI NY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something was to be covertly X-rayed in the trunk of a car. Energized by a stun-gun, the radiation source was an electron gun broken off of a television picture tube (c.r.t.).

      Actually, you could produce certain levels of X-ray by using color CRT tube (non-broken!) if you misalign the rays so that they slam into steel mesh stencil, which is normally placed inside it, instead of passing through the holes of the mesh. If you ever played with magnet and TV screen, blurring the picture, changing the colors, you've got a doze of it.

      That is why having unchecked magnetic field near your CRT monitors (grid power transformers, speakers with powerful magnets) is a BAD idea!

    70. Re:CSI NY by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      The basic attitude of the show is that the accused is always guilty, and police work is all about getting the evidence to convict, not to find out the truth.

      That IS what police work is all about. There's a common misconception that police (and prosecutors) mission in life is to dispense justice. In fact, their job is to get convictions with the least possible amount of fuss. Evidence that contradicts the theory of the accused's guilt is unwanted and not looked for (and in some cases, actively obfuscated or destroyed). Fundamental rights like due process are portrayed as the enemy of justice, because that's how law enforcement perceives it. If you're ever arrested, it would behoove you to keep this in mind.

    71. Re:CSI NY by camperslo · · Score: 1

      Actually, you could produce certain levels of X-ray by using color CRT tube (non-broken!) if you misalign the rays so that they slam into steel mesh stencil, which is normally placed inside it, instead of passing through the holes of the mesh. If you ever played with magnet and TV screen, blurring the picture, changing the colors, you've got a doze of it.

      That is why having unchecked magnetic field near your CRT monitors (grid power transformers, speakers with powerful magnets) is a BAD idea!

      Uh, no... that's entirely wrong.

      The electron beams (there are three for color) scan from the left side of the screen, and top to bottom to trace the picture. The beam size is greater than the opening hole or slot size in the aperture mask (the metal screen you speak of) and much of the beam energy normally is lost hitting the mask. The three beams passing through a given mask hole or slot come from different angles. Coming out the other side of the aperture mask (also known as a shadow mask) each beam normally can only hit the phosphor coating on the back of the screen face that produces the desired color (red, green, or blue). The three phosphor types are on the screen in a pattern of dot, segment, or line trios depending on the tube design.

      Misadjustment of magnetic components by the electron guns, or stray magnetic fields near the screen result in beams hitting the wrong phosphor, causing the wrong colors to appear. A magnet near the screen, or a magnetized mask, may give a tie-dyed type of effect. Minor misadjustment usually causes a color shift near the screen edges or corners.

      X-rays are not normally a problem if a tube is run at rated anode voltage and beam current (brightness). The lead added to the glass helps absorb the small amount of radiation that may be produced.

      In the era of tube-type color televisions, the high voltage power supply was regulated by use of a shunt regulator tube circuit. Basically when the brightness was low, the shunt regulator would compensate by drawing the current that the screen wasn't in order to keep the load on the power supply (and thus the voltage) fairly constant. X-rays from color tvs got attention around 1964 when G.E. sold some cut-corner designed sets that lacked the usually metal caging around the shunt-regulator tube. Later TVs had lead added to (or even around) the regulator glass.
      The regulator voltage setting had been adjustable, often from the back of a set. Later it was usually factory preset, with the adjustment glued in place to prevent misadjustment.

    72. Re:CSI NY by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      My guess is that's why it was mentioned.

      I assume so. I just thought it was odd that the poster danced around exactly which show did it ("crime drama").

      Presumably that was to sound cool by slipping in an obscure reference...

    73. Re:CSI NY by stevey · · Score: 1

      Or so many plots that involve Cloe hacking the NSA/local police/DHS mainframes in a matter of seconds to get that vital piece of information.

      Isn't that exactly what Willow did in Buffy, not so long ago?

      More than once I remember her pulling things out of computers - though she did mention encryption at least a couple of times. Complete with "access granted" animations. Sigh.

    74. Re:CSI NY by Darby · · Score: 1


      Not saying I'm a fan of Superman or that I've even sat down and watched Smallville, but the guy looked like he was chosen for his appearance rather than any dramatic fit or resemblance to any previous rendition of Superman.

      Huh?!?

      Never watched it either and don't necessarily disagree with you for the most part, but not picked for resemblance?!? (among the other reasons) Really?

    75. Re:CSI NY by ozbon · · Score: 1

      Surely that's just the "Alias" effect?

      Now *there* was a series with some really shitty tech...

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    76. Re:CSI NY by ozbon · · Score: 1

      Easy - CSI:Miami is filed under "Shit. Utter, utter shit". There are soap operas more believable/realistic and with better actors.

      Hell, when even the Hummers out-act the "star" you know you're in trouble.

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    77. Re:CSI NY by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      You should try NCIS. It's got all the horrors you just described, but it adds:

      1) "Gut" decisions that are immensely preferable to following any kind of established protocol

      2) Scripts that openly validate movie plots as legitimate threats (the pilot was based on Air Force One)

      3) A hacker goth chick who balks when her superior tells her to crack the NSA ("Even their encryptions have encryptions")

      4) Half the antagonists are called terrorists and are of a minority race

      Enjoy!

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    78. Re:CSI NY by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      I wish people would stop ripping on that one scene in Jurassic Park. Movies that predated widespread personal computing should be excused from criticism unless they commit a cardinal sin, like merging cyberspace and reality in a non-futuristic-cyberpunk genre. For example, Hacker's representation of a monolithic kernel as an actual monolith was a bit over the top.

      Jurrasic Park by contrast used:

      1) Real software - the GUI browser was made by SGI;
      2) Real computing principles - in UNIX *everything* is a file, including door lock devices; and
      3) This is truly admirable and almost never done - they used the real meaning of the word "hacker" to describe someone with an interest in computers!

      Any geek that can't appreciate that Jurassic Park did a service to the technical community should be forced to watch Die Hard 4 over and over again.

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  5. Why people watch movies.. by perlhacker14 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People watch movies for entertainment, or for thrills - not for technological enlightenment. Tech in movies has a role meant to captivate the layperson - to keep them hooked; it is of no consequence whether it is acurate - it SOUNDS cool, and thus grips the viewer. In real life, it is similar to a high school wanna-be-nerd spewing out long and convoluted words to impress some peon... It seems to work.
    For the enlightened on /.: please tell me that you are capable of sitting down and enjoying a film without nitpicking - if it bothers you, then IGNORE it.

    1. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      please tell me that you are capable of sitting down and enjoying a film without nitpicking - if it bothers you, then IGNORE it.

      So you spend the first part of your post explaining what's wrong with what he wrote, and then you finish with that. But of course it's not nitpicking when you do it - you're simply setting things right.

    2. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For the enlightened on /.: please tell me that you are capable of sitting down and enjoying a film without nitpicking - if it bothers you, then IGNORE it.

      Honestly, it depends on how much of it there is. One or two pieces of techno-babble, particularly if they're in service to the plot, fine. Someone mentioned the cell phone sonar setup in Dark Knight; there's an example of something that makes basically no sense, but it was fun and it helped move the story along, so what the hell. But when it's done over and over again (e.g. Star Trek's fictional subatomic particle of the week) or when real science and/or technology would work for the plot just as well, it gets more difficult to ignore. "Willing suspension of disbelief" is not the same as "believe six impossible things before breakfast."

      I'm a veteran, who served as both an infantryman and a medic; I've also been a software engineer, and am now a scientist (specifically bioinformatics.) So between the all the bad military stuff, bad medicine, bad tech stuff, and bad science in movies and TV, I end up cringing at gratuitous bullshit a lot. Pretty much any "exotic" field like the above that you put in your story, there's a good bet that someone in your audience -- a fair portion of your audience, actually -- is going to catch the really dumb mistakes and bitch about them. Also being an occasional SF writer, I try to consult with people who have some experience in the field whenever I'm writing about something too far outside my expertise. Most people are happy to talk about what they know, and getting a couple of small details right instead of drastically wrong can greatly improve the story for those in the know, without losing the general audience.

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    3. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but the problem is some people refuse to suspend their disbelief when watching some video, causing them to believe in stuff that shouldn't be happening in the real world. 24 is a famous example; we all know that torture does not work in real life, but the effectiveness of torture on the show has convinced a surprising amount of people in real life that it does...

    4. Re:Why people watch movies.. by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but there's also this phenomenon called suspension of disbelief. It's what makes works of fiction believable. For instance, I can't stand Transformers, not for the robot characters, but for the completely unbelievable stunts and stretches of the laws of physics that the human characters went through, especially towards the end of the movie. For me, suspension of disbelief stopped about halfway through that movie, while other radically-different movies worked great, such as The Matrix. I would consider Total Recall to be a better movie than Transformers, and that's not saying much about Total Recall.

    5. Re:Why people watch movies.. by amn108 · · Score: 1

      It all boils down to what an average sitcom/movie viewer wants - and after a hard day at work, asking for him/her to digest a picture of how things really are results in the viewer changing the channel in search of some mind numbing soothing action. We do not want truth, we want fantasy and escapism, which explains why we want to see technology on screen as IP adresses taking half the monitors space, and every action a character takes on the computer give off some cool sound effect. The true picture is true picture, but this is not what people want on average.

      Ironically, the movie that concerned the issue of real life versus fantasy, truth versus illusion - The Matrix trilogy - had at least one scene that gave the true picture of what technology we ACTUALLY use - it was one where Trinity used a Unix command line terminal to access and disable parts of city power grid.

    6. Re:Why people watch movies.. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      I think that most of the comments around here seem to indicate that us tech folks are perfectly capable of ignoring the really bad use of technology in shows and movies. Hence the term "cringe" - you cringe at the use of the tech but you still watch.

      There's times, though, when it's just plain aweful and it CAN wreck the story. Like the Batman movie that for some reason everyone's drooling about - the cell phone radar thing? Ohh, c'mon. I know the story is fiction but it's supposed to be grounded in reality and that's just too much. They could have easily just used something else that actually COULD exist and it wouldn't have made the whole thing so cheezy.

      It's not nitpicking. Nitpicking is saying "Ohh that movie was awful because you could see a difference in the shadow between cuts." However, saying "ohh that show is horrible because they lifted all of their incriminating data off of a hard drive platter that has been melted down with an incinerator; they put it into a machine which spits out fully viable data that is modeled in 3D space with names like "DELETED VIDEO FILE OF ME KILLING AMY."

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    7. Re:Why people watch movies.. by anss123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't really care about tech errors. The Hollywood 'nerd' character annoys me much more.

    8. Re:Why people watch movies.. by ajs · · Score: 1

      People watch movies for entertainment, or for thrills - not for technological enlightenment.

      Yes, absolutely! However, it's possible to be accurate without being dogmatic, while being entertaining as well. It's rare and a breath of fresh air when it happens.

      There's nothing wrong with dramatic license. I don't think anyone who plays World of Warcraft, for example, watched the South Park episode about it and thought, "that's my life!" ... at least, I hope not. Then again, it was mostly spot-on and had clearly been written by someone who played the game. Hyperbole and simplification are one thing. Showing something on the screen that makes no sense to someone who knows what you're talking about (fly-by Unix in Jurasic Park) is just ignorance for ignorance's sake.

    9. Re:Why people watch movies.. by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      For the enlightened on /.: please tell me that you are capable of sitting down and enjoying a film without nitpicking

      Depending on the type of film and the extent of the flaw, sometimes I can't. I don't mind utterly outrageous premises as long as they're part of the story. In a cartoon, I'll accept that someone is blown apart by dynamite, and then appears in the very next scene. If it were to happen in CSI, I'd quickly stop watching.

      I want a world to at least be internally consistent, so I can tell what's going on. If real-world technology is a significant plot point, and then magically does things it is utterly incapable of doing, I can't enjoy it because I have no anchor to the story. The next scene could literally show a computer program that solves the entire crisis. A deus ex machina like that can ruin a story.

    10. Re:Why people watch movies.. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Tech in movies has a role meant to captivate the layperson - to keep them hooked; it is of no consequence whether it is acurate - it SOUNDS cool, and thus grips the viewer.

      Everything, tech or otherwise, in movies, TVs, most novels, and most other entertainment products has that purpose, but getting stuff blatantly and laughably wrong can break people's suspension of disbelief. For different people that happens at different points, but when it happens, it can ruin the views enjoyment of the product.

      So, its pretty likely that many /. readers might prefer entertainment products where the tech isn't blatantly wrong.

    11. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, that bugs the hell out of me too. It's really the same kind of error: the people making the movie or TV show just don't know anything about X, so they just grab a convenient stereotype for X, whether X is a person, a type of technology, a profession, or even a whole society. Techies, scientists, medical personnel, and soldiers get this treatment a lot, and those are the ones I pick up on, but I'd guess that a lot of other types of people get it too, and react similarly. Cops and lawyers are obvious examples -- and for American movies and TV, pretty much anyone from any country that isn't the US, not to mention Americans from any part of the country that isn't New York or LA.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    12. Re:Why people watch movies.. by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The suspension of disbelief is completely jarred when you run into technology that just doesn't work. With "The Matrix" and similar movies, they make the world so radically different that the suspension of disbelief is an all or nothing: you either believe in the world or you don't, and you have to leave your assumptions at the door. With things set in the modern world, they're trying to use your pre-existing knowledge. In the case of most movies, they mess it up badly, which is jarring to someone who knows the field. It's the same with other professions, only their not featured in movies nearly as often.

      That being said, there are still some very good movies that also botch the tech, but those movies don't make the technology the center of the movie. Die Hard was one such movie for me, although there are quite a few others. I believe the criticism is valid.

    13. Re:Why people watch movies.. by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      There's times, though, when it's just plain aweful and it CAN wreck the story. Like the Batman movie that for some reason everyone's drooling about - the cell phone radar thing? Ohh, c'mon. I know the story is fiction but it's supposed to be grounded in reality and that's just too much. They could have easily just used something else that actually COULD exist and it wouldn't have made the whole thing so cheezy.

      See, the cell-phone gimmick didn't diminish my enjoyment of the movie at all. A guy had half (exactly half) of his face burned off, FFS! But the cell phone made the "whole thing cheezy"!?

      So a movie tramples some minutia that a minority of people happen to know more than average about, and suddenly they are convinced that the world gives a crap about how fake it is?

      Perhaps it is the movies fault for not being immersive enough to rip you away from your tedious nit-picking. So be it, but I feel sorry for you because there was plenty to like.

    14. Re:Why people watch movies.. by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      I can enjoy a film without nitpicking. For example, I can enjoy a film with terrible special effects if it has a good story. However, I'd enjoy it much more if it excelled with both the story and the effects.

      It's the same with technological themes. I can overlook errors, but if a film goes to the effort to get things right, it's a better experience. And considering how easy it would be to find a technical consultant to tweak a script, it's frustrating when they don't bother.

    15. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      I've heard this referred to as the CSI effect. Prosecutors know that juries that have watched a CSI* will be watching and waiting for DNA evidence, since every 15 minutes (exaggerating, but not by much) the characters on CSI* will get some criminal to confess based on DNA evidence they collected from a crime scene. If you don't have DNA evidence, you'd better have a good reason to give the jury to explain that lack.

    16. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why does it bother you so much if I get more fun out of nitpicking a film rather than simply watching it? Unless I'm in the theater with you, I just don't see how this affects you. If our nitpicking bothers you, IGNORE it.

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    17. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there was a hot girl talking about "fow-ree-eh" transforms.

    18. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People watch movies for entertainment, or for thrills - not for technological enlightenment. Tech in movies has a role meant to captivate the layperson - to keep them hooked; it is of no consequence whether it is acurate - it SOUNDS cool, and thus grips the viewer. In real life, it is similar to a high school wanna-be-nerd spewing out long and convoluted words to impress some peon... It seems to work.
      For the enlightened on /.: please tell me that you are capable of sitting down and enjoying a film without nitpicking - if it bothers you, then IGNORE it.

      People watch movies for lots of reasons - including entertainment, thrills, and enlightenment - and these reasons can overlap. I have no idea if I'm enlightened, but the extent to which I can enjoy a film without nitpicking is a function of how huge or avoidable the nits are.

      I'm perfectly capable of suspending my disbelief, but that state is fragile. I don't need (or want) everything explained to me a la your "high school nerd spewer" example, but I do need plot points and important details to not require me to be stupid. Captivating the audience is only part of the role of tech in movies. It's also a mechanism for moving the plot, and if doesn't make sense then it's (literally) senseless.

      A well-made movie is made by someone who cared enough to make it well. Likewise, a well-written book. If you're going to write a scene about discovering useful information using traceroute, then go ahead and do it. Doing it well involves more than just recognizing that "traceroute" sounds hackish and techie. The effort to do it correctly is only marginally greater than the effort to do it stupidly, and to not bother getting it correct is an insult to your audience.

      Your story needs to play by the rules of the world it inhabits. Otherwise, what's the point?

    19. Re:Why people watch movies.. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Showing something on the screen that makes no sense to someone who knows what you're talking about... is just ignorance for ignorance's sake.

      Aviation and space scenes are just as bad. I've seen airplanes change shape/size repeatedly during flight, drop like a stone after an engine failure, be terribly mishandled by some idiot playing a pilot, etc. I've also seen people explode/dessicate within seconds of exposure to vacuum, spaceships that stop as soon as the engines are cut (or maneuver as if in atmosphere), and sounds being transmitted through vacuum.

      I've seen characters experience incredible decelerations that would leave them in a crushed puddle, yet walk away unharmed.

      Similarly terrible are gun scenes where the actors ignore every single safety rule in the book, have limitless magazines, hhit anything while shooting from the hip, cock hammers on guns without them, repeatedly rack the slide/pump the action for dramatic effect, hear perfectly fine after blasting away in small rooms, use suppressors that make pew sounds (or that muffle revolvers), and blatantly violate safety rules.

      I'd love to be an aviation and general physics consultant to hollywood, as long as I could work from home and didn't have to go to California.

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    20. Re:Why people watch movies.. by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Totally. The Matrix worked so well because there was only really one stretch-of-the-imagination required; the year is actually 2199, and everyone is plugged into some virtual reality. Everything else was built on top of this one assumption. Once everyone accepted that assumption, everything else in the movie made sense. The Matrix didn't require the audience to continually make new allowances in order for the story to be told.

    21. Re:Why people watch movies.. by tixxit · · Score: 1

      What pisses me off even more is that the radar is mostly superfluous. It really would not have been that hard to have devised some other way to have found the Joker or whatever and combat the SWAT team. To me, it seemed like it was more just there to make the quick political statement (via Morgan Freeman's comments), rather than really help the movie.

    22. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Vvall · · Score: 1

      I believe that half the reason the people who make these shows put any tech in at all is to explain away something that would normally be too complex for the average viewer. Face it the people that these are designed for donâ(TM)t want to think. They want to be spoon-fed the story in such a way that they never have to even try to figure out what is actually happening. Anyone that has worked in an IT support roll for very long understands that most people think it is magic anyhow. All these movies and shows do is reinforce the image that technology == magic.

      Vvall

    23. Re:Why people watch movies.. by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      Someone needs to make two movies, perhaps we can mash them into one.

      1) All the guys are pretty freaking much normal. The hero is a generally likable guy who doesn't have to have a string of meaningless relationships because he's "mysterious". The geek is capable of carrying on non-technical discussions and knows where to find a barber AND a bathtub. The female cop eats more than 12 calories a day or can't hurt people, pick one.

      2) Action scenes that can really happen. Let's see the fight scene where it takes a whole bunch of punches to really hurt someone, and guess what? They still generally don't get knocked out. The guy shooting the .45 with one hand without looking isn't the best marksman. Coincidentally, the 35 guys shooting back at him don't such nearly as much.

      These would be incredibly boring, but a much needed reprieve.

    24. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Someone mentioned the cell phone sonar setup in Dark Knight; there's an example of something that makes basically no sense, but it was fun and it helped move the story along, so what the hell.

      It also added some moral questions about how far you are allowed to go with tech in order to pursue justice, and what you should do with a much-too-intrusive tech.

      When it's something that *adds* complexity and depth instead of just being a way to get out of a plot hole, I think it's more than ok...

    25. Re:Why people watch movies.. by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      2) Action scenes that can really happen. Let's see the fight scene where it takes a whole bunch of punches to really hurt someone, and guess what? They still generally don't get knocked out.

      FWIW, the Jason Bourne movies have reasonably realistic fight sequences. There are definitely some over-the-top elements, but if you're willing to believe that the guy is a world-class covert operator, they're not too bad. I'm a fan of the close-in, brutal, useful(!) styles like Krav Maga and Kenpo, though. Perhaps I'm more forgiving because I'm just happy to see these types of styles used instead of the typical "movie martial arts" crap.

      A lot of the other action is ... not so realistic. But fun, nonetheless. I thought so, anyhow. :)

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    26. Re:Why people watch movies.. by geeknado · · Score: 1

      #2 = yet another reason why They Live is the best movie ever.

    27. Re:Why people watch movies.. by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Similarly terrible are gun scenes where the actors ignore every single safety rule in the book, have limitless magazines, hhit anything while shooting from the hip, cock hammers on guns without them, repeatedly rack the slide/pump the action for dramatic effect, hear perfectly fine after blasting away in small rooms, use suppressors that make pew sounds (or that muffle revolvers), and blatantly violate safety rules.

      Aaaa! Don't get me started! My personal favorite is when you hear a shotgun pumped to announce that someone has just managed to sneak up on somebody else. Were you sneaking up on that guy with an empty gun? Or did you just jack a shell out onto the ground for no good reason?

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    28. Re:Why people watch movies.. by InLikeFlynn · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, thats why in every jury trial I have to spend 15 minutes in Voir Dire trying to mitigate the "CSI effect". "How many people on the panel watch CSI?" "Who, on the panel, thinks in order to convict there must be a scientific test?" It applies to all kinds of cases across the board. Battery, assault, DUI, theft. No, we didn't look for or test hair follicles or fingerprints or DNA when the defendant stole a CD from Wal-mart.

    29. Re:Why people watch movies.. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      You take my comment out of context. When I said "makes the whole thing cheezy" I meant to say "makes that aspect of the story cheezy." The movie would have been perfectly fine without that gimmick, and they could have use any number of other ways to find the villain. I didn't hate Batman but I didn't think it was the movie of the year. I liked Spider Man II more.

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    30. Re:Why people watch movies.. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Yea! I agree that they were trying to make a political statement here - which is completely out of context of the movie.

      It's also an example of fitting in some new technology in a sinister way like they like to do in movies. While cell phones aren't exactly new, the fact that nearly everyone has one is.

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    31. Re:Why people watch movies.. by brkello · · Score: 1

      I usually can block it out. But I can't help but at least get amused if not annoyed when the hacker is hacking in to a system and is doing this by typing very, very fast.

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    32. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Strider- · · Score: 1

      With "The Matrix" and similar movies, they make the world so radically different that the suspension of disbelief is an all or nothing:

      ... If only Morpheus had held up a Pentium rather than a Duracel, the movie would have been perfect...

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    33. Re:Why people watch movies.. by geoskd · · Score: 1

      I don't really care about tech errors. The Hollywood 'nerd' character annoys me much more.

      I can't agree more. Hollywood has little or no clue as to what reality looks like. Most programmers and engineers I know are differentiated from your typical grocery store clerk only by clothing and, possibly, number of teeth remaining.
      My first experience in programming was from my neighbor. He taught me C. He was basically a biker and spent his spare time either beating the crap out of bar patrons or being beaten up (although not as frequently). Last I saw him, he was arrested and extradited to NYC where he was arraigned on weapons charges. The point is that Hollywood has no idea how a real "geek" looks or acts, and as long as your typical viewer is willing to overlook plot holes and bad acting, the producers have no incentive to fix the problem. Vote with your money, or give it up.

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    34. Re:Why people watch movies.. by geoskd · · Score: 1

      It all boils down to what an average sitcom/movie viewer wants - and after a hard day at work, asking for him/her to digest a picture of how things really are results in the viewer changing the channel in search of some mind numbing soothing action. We do not want truth, we want fantasy and escapism, which explains why we want to see technology on screen as IP adresses taking half the monitors space, and every action a character takes on the computer give off some cool sound effect. The true picture is true picture, but this is not what people want on average.

      I disagree. Simply take "Law and Order". They have survived many seasons by using the same tried and true format. The basic idea is to put out a basic plot and vary the details. They *generally* don't push into any areas that require suspension of disbelief, and the stories are interesting and well thought out. Many of the early episodes were based on actual trials (Hence the disclaimer at the beginning that the stories are *not* based on actual events)

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    35. Re:Why people watch movies.. by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Yea! I agree that they were trying to make a political statement here - which is completely out of context of the movie.

      Did you watch the same Batman movie I did? Much of the premise of the last two movies was the idea that Bruce Wayne felt compelled to do "right" by the citizens of Gotham, and as such the cell phone thing, although very contrived and forced, was actually an integral part of the growth of the main character. I have to agree with the GP, they could have done a much better job of implementing this character development without destroying their credibility, but the ethical issues are very much central to the Batman character and thus to the movie as a whole. The question has always been: What is acceptable for Batman to do that Bruce Wayne can't, and what is not acceptable for either of them to do?

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    36. Re:Why people watch movies.. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Sure, if they needed to make that point though, they could have done it in so many better ways than trying to invent some impossible tech that's so ridiculous that even complete tech morons groaned at it.

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    37. Re:Why people watch movies.. by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Sure, if they needed to make that point though, they could have done it in so many better ways than trying to invent some impossible tech that's so ridiculous that even complete tech morons groaned at it.

      Call me odd, but I'm not sure it really was all that ridiculous. Sonar works by sending and receiving high frequency pulses using relatively few transducers. The magic is in the processing power you throw at it to figure out what the sensors "saw". Radar is the same thing only with EM radiation instead of sound. Using cell phones is actually a neat idea. The hardware is all there, all you really need is three additional things: First, you need the local software on each of the phones (Not likely, but if you have a billion dollar R+D budget...), second, you need the coordinating software to compile all of those signals together and figure out the big picture. Last, you need a mainframe back end that can handle that level of computation. All of the parts are technically possible, although probably not to the high resolution they portrayed in the movie. There wasn't anything in this gimmick that was beyond current engineering techniques, as long as you had the budget and the access to the cell phone networks. Response time would be my big concern, but who knows what kind of local processing power is available at the cell tower location. If you had enough compute power at the tower, you could pull off some pretty impressive response times. Especially when you consider that for the high resolution stuff, he would only have needed local signals, not the whole city worth of data.

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    38. Re:Why people watch movies.. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

      #2 = yet another reason why They Live is the best movie ever.

      That is the single toughest fight scene in any movie I've seen todate.

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    39. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The suspension of disbelief is completely jarred when you run into technology that just doesn't work. With "The Matrix" and similar movies, they make the world so radically different that the suspension of disbelief is an all or nothing: you either believe in the world or you don't, and you have to leave your assumptions at the door.

      Except for the most basic premise that the whole plot of The Matrix relies on is fundamentally flawed: the AIs use humans as a power source. Why not just use the "form of fusion" mentioned in the next sentence and skip all that inefficient conversion of energy in the human body? Ruined the whole movie for me

      Much more plausible (and far creepier) would be for the machines to use spare capacity inhuman brains to run themselves (like in Dan Simmon's Hyperion books).

    40. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I enjoy The Big Bang Theory. They must have scientific (and geek) advisers. They get all the geekery I know about right, so I assume they're also getting the stuff I don't know about right.

      Plus, it's actually funny (much of the time). Which is more than can be said for many current sitcoms.

    41. Re:Why people watch movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, hackers, computer users, and nerds are still the Magic Users of the group.

      Example: Leverage. It's an entertaining show if you enjoy the convoluted heist genre. And yes, the characters are exaggerated stereotypes, but the team "hacker" is even more so than usual. But that's because everything he does is either handled under the guise of technological mystique or to assist in avoiding a plot stumbling point.

  6. Slashvertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What a nice slashvertisement. Where do I apply to get my fiction mentioned here too?

    1. Re:Slashvertisement by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Where do I apply to get my fiction mentioned here too?

      Write a novel. Get it published. Then see if someone on /. wants to review it.

      Let us know how that works out.

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      thanks. and zero payment was involved. I was mailed a review copy of the book - which I'm giving away - but I'm not going to lie for a free book, so this is just my honest opinion of what I think is a really fun book with some very cool ideas.

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  7. Movies by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of time the ignorance is easy to look past and you can just enjoy the movie. I never really had a problem with it in most cases.

    Two Notable Exceptions:

    Wild Wild West - Will Smith, Kevin Kline

    Battle Field Earth - Travolta

    Those two movies took so much license with technology it reminded me of SpongeBob Squarepants and Bikini Bottom.

    1. Re:Movies by TripleDeb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your problem with Battlefield Earth was the technology?? That's like complaining that the horn's broken on a car with no wheels.

    2. Re:Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Battlefield: Earth made perfect sense! Everyone knows that jet fighters require so little maintenance that they'll work perfectly even if you leave them lying around for three thousand years.

      It's a well known fact that after a nuclear war, the only things left will be cockroaches, fully-functional Harriers, and lawyers.

      Of course, the cockroaches are an urban legend. I seem to recall reading fairly recently that they have a surprisingly low radiation tolerance. And of course, they're tropical and can't survive a nuclear winter.

      So, just the lawyers and jets.

    3. Re:Movies by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

      Most of time the ignorance is easy to look past and you can just enjoy the movie. I never really had a problem with it in most cases.

      Two Notable Exceptions:

      Wild Wild West - Will Smith, Kevin Kline

      Battle Field Earth - Travolta

      Those two movies took so much license with technology it reminded me of SpongeBob Squarepants and Bikini Bottom.

      SpongeBob was infinitely better than either of those movies.

    4. Re:Movies by kaiidth · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think Travolta would be deeply upset if you suggested that Battle Field Earth misrepresented 'the Tech'.

      The kind authored by LRH, that is.

    5. Re:Movies by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. Battlefield Earth was terrible for so many more reasons than the "tech".

      But Wild Wild West? I think it gets a bad rap. It's one of those movies where you know there's going to be a giant mechanical spider before you sit down. If you can't handle that, don't watch it; it's not your kind of movie.

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    6. Re:Movies by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      PS: Watch An Evening with Kevin Smith to hear some hilarious backstory to how that spider actually got in the movie.

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    7. Re:Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notable Exceptions:

      Also "Timeline" (Crichton), and "Digital Fortress" (Brown)

    8. Re:Movies by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Wild Wild West

      The original weekly series was awesome. The technology shown in the series could have actually existed at the time (well at least to my somewhat younger self).

      The movie sucked.

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    9. Re:Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why was this modded informative?

    10. Re:Movies by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      Agreed. From Superman to Will smith, Polar Bears to spiders, it is indeed an awesome anecdote.

    11. Re:Movies by genner · · Score: 1

      why was this modded informative?

      No idea. I thought I was stating the obvious.

    12. Re:Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those two movies took so much license with technology it reminded me of SpongeBob Squarepants and Bikini Bottom."

      I'm deeply disappointed with your comparison. Spongebob Squarepants has a surprising amount of scientific accuracy in it .... uh, I mean other than the fact that he's a talking sponge and similar cartoon pecularities. There is some real biology in there because the creator/producer, Stephen Hillenburg, studied marine biology.

      For example, it's no coincidence that Patrick Star is rather stupid (starfish have no brain), squid are rather smart for invertebrates (Squidward seems rather preoccupied with intellectual stuff), and the "Crabby Patties" are made of the usual sort of stuff that many fish eat -- plankton. There are all sorts of little nods to real marine biology. For example, when Plankton (the villain) has a visit from his huge "plankton family" relatives, they are drawn with the details of real plankton (e.g., I recognized several species of dinoflagellates in the group). When Squidward travelled back in time, there were trilobites crawling around on the sea floor.

      So, there are plenty of scientifically accurate tidbits mixed into what is otherwise marketed as a show for kids.

      I therefore submit that Spongebob Squarepants is FAR better in this respect than Wild Wild West or Battlefield Earth.

    13. Re:Movies by dwye · · Score: 1

      I have the horrible feeling that it is similar to how the giant electric penguin with tentacles ended up in Scott Of The Sahara, in that one Monty Python episode. Correct?

      Or, alternately, how Scott was moved from the Antarctic to the Sahara, so that he could wrestle a lion.

    14. Re:Movies by EdIII · · Score: 1

      SpongeBob was infinitely better than either of those movies.

      I sincerely APOLOGIZE. I would never intentionally disrespect the SpongeBob. He Rules.

      However, since we are talking about technology I likened those movies to Cartoon Physics. Let's face it, SpongeBob is the Alpha and the Omega of Cartoon Physics.

    15. Re:Movies by EdIII · · Score: 1

      So, there are plenty of scientifically accurate tidbits mixed into what is otherwise marketed as a show for kids.

      Uh huh. Okay.... What about fire under water? I was referring to Cartoon Physics and that those two movies were worse than that.

      P.S - I would never disrespect the SpongeBob. If I did he would not speak to me everyday when we take our bath together. However, I will bring up your statements and attempt to verify it with him.

    16. Re:Movies by Genda · · Score: 1

      SpongeBob was infinitely better than either of those movies.

      Also more technically accurate...

    17. Re:Movies by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      For you and I, Battlefield Earth was a cheesy sci-fi flick.

      For Travolta, it's a documentary.

  8. Generous Author by pdragon04 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Friend of mine got a copy of this book roughly a year ago back when he wrote/published it under his pseudonym (Leinad Zeraus) and let me borrow it on the condition I'd send a review back to them. I did so very enthusiastically, thanking him for a great novel!

    About a month ago I finally got a response back directly from the author thanking me for supporting his early work. He asked for my address so he could send me a thank you. Last friday I received a package that contained signed copies of both the original and now mass market hard cover! :)

    1. Re:Generous Author by RootsLINUX · · Score: 1

      I also got a copy of the book for free about a year or two ago from winning a contest on GameDev.net. I'm not much of a fiction reader but I gave it a shot. My review is overwhelmingly positive. I can count with one hand how many books I've read that I truly, truly enjoyed and this is one of them. It really did hook me in a way that few books ever have. I gave this book to my mother (who can barely use a computer) and she loved it just as much as I did. I highly recommend this book to anyone, geek or non-geek alike.

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    2. Re:Generous Author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i, too, got a copy by mail. he is quite a nice guy.

    3. Re:Generous Author by Xero_One · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your comment. I purchased this book because of it.

  9. Re:Nope. Never. by kaiidth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thought it had already been done - Cryptonomicon is about as technically rich as any fiction could ever be without being marketable as a sleep aid. Not perfect, but it surely counts in the 'what if someone who grokked the culture and understood the tech wrote something' category.

  10. No good ideas come to mind.... by panoptical2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you not seen the crap that was The Net? This movie is about a computer hacker/code tester whose life gets hijacked by other hackers. It was dumb and probably one of the worst thrillers I've ever seen. The closest movie that was interesting while at the same time technological-ish would have to be Primer. Check this out if you want more details. It's not exactly as much technological as it is paradoxical, but it seems to get at the techno-thriller genre (somewhat).

    1. Re:No good ideas come to mind.... by invisiblerhino · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Primer is brilliant, but it does have its technobabble moments (as close as I can remember it):

      "Come on, what's the variable you can always change, in mechanics, in the Feynman diagrams without changing anything?"

      "Time."

      (putting pedant hat on)

      While this is accurate (most classical, and for that matter quantum theories are invariant under time reversal), this isn't true for weak interactions or thermodynamics, for example. Also, it struck me at the time as something real people, real physicists wouldn't say. They would just say "it's gone backward in time".

      Still, this is unbelievable nitpicking. Primer was wonderful and thoughtprovoking, and I hope Daemon is if and when I read it.

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    2. Re:No good ideas come to mind.... by tobiah · · Score: 1

      I found Primer rather irritating, it was way too focused on the tech and mostly failed on the character/plot level. I think this problem of overtly displaying the Big Idea is not juist limited to tech, you see it all of the time in movies with a moral, or some clever cinematography. The artist then becomes to focused on that theme and forgets to make it entertaining.
      Star Trek's "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" is a classic example of doing it right, it's about racial intolerance and has unbelievable technology, but they are just tools towards telling a great story.

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    3. Re:No good ideas come to mind.... by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      If we're talking hacker movies, I just have to mention Sneakers. I know, some parts of the movie aren't technically accurate, and others not unrealistic.

      But it is one of the few hacker films I really enjoy, even as a computer-literate person, or maybe even because of it.

    4. Re:No good ideas come to mind.... by crossmr · · Score: 1

      oh please. Untraceable makes The Net look like shakespeare. A first year network student would know how to disable a website permanently. Yet a whole organization can't manage it?

    5. Re:No good ideas come to mind.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this isn't true for weak interactions or thermodynamics, for example.

      The second law of thermodynamics is a statistical probability, not a hard law.

  11. FINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of us, a geek, wrote a techno-thriller?

    If you had read any of the stuff that's been written, you wouldn't have to "wonder" rhetorically. I for one thought Stephenson did a decent job in his treatment of the operating system FINUX in Cryptonomicon, and I'm sure there are other examples.

  12. Some other examples by tamyrlin · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is already some other fiction written by authors with in-depth knowledge of computers.

    * In Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson computers and computer hackers are portrayed pretty accurately.

    * Atrocity Archive by Charles Stross is obviously written by someone who knows computers and most of all sysadms very well. Although I really hope that he doesn't know what he is talking about when it comes to using computers to summon demons from the fractal dimensions... :)

    1. Re:Some other examples by chemguru · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cuckoo's Egg by Clifford Stoll

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    2. Re:Some other examples by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      One of the parts I liked in Cryptominicon was where he described how software used to minimize bandwidth during teleconferencing could be modified in short order to rig a laptop to take a picture every time somebody stepped in front of it. That moment told me that he truly understood software.

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    3. Re:Some other examples by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      Also some movies.

      * Firewall (2006) - technology is portrayed pretty accurately and down-to-earth; focus is on plot.

      You should write more. Your posts are very informative.

    4. Re:Some other examples by Angostura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No-one's mentioned Gibson yet, so I will. Neuromancer was clearly science fiction and clearly featured technology far removed from what was then available. And yet the technology was clearly reasonable.

    5. Re:Some other examples by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      Chocolate chip cookies!

    6. Re:Some other examples by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I'm a big Gibson fan and have been for quite a while. I started reading a lot of sci-fi in the late 70s and was a teen when cyberpunk really got going. But I guess maybe what wasn't clear is that Daemon really handles current, existing technology really well and there isn't much in the book that doesn't exist right now. I guess that's the difference.

      Everyone keeps mentioning Cryptonomicon which I haven't read. The only thing I've read by Stephenson is Snow Crash, which I really enjoyed. But same thing - more speculative than I think Daemon is.

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    7. Re:Some other examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gibson IS amazing, but you can't understand something that doesn't exist yet :/ It's like saying fantasy novels are an accurate account of sword fighting techniques.

    8. Re:Some other examples by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Atrocity Archive by Charles Stross is obviously written by someone who knows computers and most of all sysadms very well.

      An interesting bit of trivia is that Charles Stross has a slashdot account with a 4-digit user number. I actually could've sworn that he had a 3-digit number, but I can't seem to find it. You can read one of his books Accelerando for free under a Creative Commons license. If anything some of his writing can be a little -too- geeky, and I imagine non-geeks have difficulty grokking it.

    9. Re:Some other examples by Raving · · Score: 1

      I do concur. I just finished the atrocity archives; definitely worth a read for us slashdot geeks.

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    10. Re:Some other examples by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You could pick up Cuckoo's Egg by Cliff Stroll. It's a real-to-life first-hand account of the Morris Worm. It's well-written and entertaining - one of the few novels I've actually bought after getting out of the library (I now have two copies).

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    11. Re:Some other examples by invisiblerhino · · Score: 1
      What about Digital Fortress by Dan Brown?

      *ducks*

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    12. Re:Some other examples by gknoy · · Score: 1

      The point is not to understand how something works, but to portray it in a reasonable way, such that the audience doesn't say, "oh there's no way that would work". For scifi, that often means decribing the tech frameowrk well enough. For historical stuff, it means being accurate-enough. Shakespeare's "they fight" in Romeo and Juliet is an example where it's enough. If he went and described fighting wrong that would be different. Sortof like when I read about archers using a particular eye to aim, and the reason is exactly opposite of normal practice. E.g.: The Apothecary Rose, where the main character is an archer who lost an eye. Excellent story, but that one little thing always annoyed me. (Still an excellent detective story, though!)

    13. Re:Some other examples by julesh · · Score: 1

      * Atrocity Archive by Charles Stross is obviously written by someone who knows computers and most of all sysadms very well. Although I really hope that he doesn't know what he is talking about when it comes to using computers to summon demons from the fractal dimensions... :)

      For the uninitiated, and possible the initiated who just haven't seen this particular bit yet, Charlie has a short story set in the same universe as the Atrocity Archives up on tor.com [tor.com] [.com] [.com].

    14. Re:Some other examples by dwye · · Score: 1

      You could pick up Cuckoo's Egg by Cliff Stroll. It's a real-to-life first-hand account of the Morris Worm. It's well-written and entertaining - one of the few novels I've actually bought after getting out of the library (I now have two copies).

      And yet you only remember the Morris Worm, which was just the postscript to the real story?

      PS, as it was not fiction, it was not a novel. In this case, that is a good thing.

    15. Re:Some other examples by d474 · · Score: 1

      Two other books that were great fun (based on true stories) were:

      "@ Large" by David H. Freedman and Charles C. Mann
      &
      "The Watchman: The Twisted Life and Crimes of Serial Hacker Kevin Poulsen" by Jonathan Littman

      Both were very interesting reads.

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    16. Re:Some other examples by charlieo88 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cuckoo's Egg wasn't fiction.

    17. Re:Some other examples by Strider- · · Score: 1

      I personally quite liked Sneakers. They got the bit about factorization being the key to cryptography right. Obviously the stuff at the end when they're using the chip is BS, but the whole principle of someone discovering a device capable of efficiently factoring very large numbers was bang on.

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    18. Re:Some other examples by laejoh · · Score: 1

      In Snow Crash Neal Stephenson called a BIOS a Build In Operating System. I got shivers!

    19. Re:Some other examples by laejoh · · Score: 1

      What about ducks? There were no ducks in Digital Fortress!

    20. Re:Some other examples by ^BR · · Score: 1

      They did the bit about factorization right because they had Adleman (the A in RSA) as a consultant on the movie. http://world.std.com/~reinhold/math/sneakers.adleman.html

    21. Re:Some other examples by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      You can't really mention Gibson and "Reasonable Technology" without bringing up his last two works, Pattern Recongition and Spook Country.

      The 'Bridge' series was awesome and made for great escapism, but I think his "20-minutes into the future" take on modern day life is much more fascinating.

    22. Re:Some other examples by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      The PC tech was bubkus.

      The encryption stuff read like a nice beginner's intro to ROT-13 and the Caesar cypher though.

    23. Re:Some other examples by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      He must be learning.

      Since then, he's decided it's better just to make the words up as he goes along.

    24. Re:Some other examples by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Why would I give away the rest of the story to a potential reader? :P That's like a movie's back-cover review telling you the hero dies.

      Got me on the novel bit.

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  13. Sobol? by Shag · · Score: 1

    Encyclopedia Brown would have sorted this all out in a lot fewer pages.

    (Am I the only one who has this namespace collision?)

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    1. Re:Sobol? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Holy crap thanks for making me remember those books I read as a kid!!!

      Man I have to hunt down some copies...

    2. Re:Sobol? by WAG24601G · · Score: 1

      And the solution would have hinged on noticing an minor inconsistency in the villain's story.

      Thanks to Encyclopedia Brown, every time I see a baby walking across the hood of a car, I can't help but think "That car must not have driven a long distance in the last several minutes..."

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    3. Re:Sobol? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      I believe he's been made outdated by Wikipedia Wales.

  14. I wonder.... by xymog · · Score: 1

    You ever wonder what it would be like to ask rhetorical questions that no one answered? I'm just sayin'.

    1. Re:I wonder.... by galvanash · · Score: 1

      No. Sorry, did I ruin it for you?

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  15. Often but not. by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

    Generally I find it funny, even enjoyable when a movie flat out gets it wrong. The only occasions where I've felt like throwing my drink at the screen are when the movie almost gets it right and then at the last second screws the whole thing up. Thankfully this almost never happened.

  16. Available for the Kindle on Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just downloaded it, now I have to work so I can't read it

    1. Re:Available for the Kindle on Amazon by ObjetDart · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the Kindle version costs almost as much as the hardcover edition. F that. I'll pay a price for the eBook that reflects that fact that no trees were cut down, no paper milled or printed, and nothing was boxed and shipped to a distributor and then to Amazon.

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  17. To Answer The Question: +1, Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO. I do not watch television because it does more damage than any other drug.

    Yours In Socialism,
    Kilgore Trout

    1. Re:To Answer The Question: +1, Informative by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      You're totally right. I was out in the bad part of town the other day and every street corner had pushers peddling plasma screens and 14 year old girls turning tricks for cable.

      And have you seen the birth defects that TV causes? It's amazing that this stuff is legal.

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  18. "That relative" by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    From TFBR: "
    People who are on the outside, the non-techie types may find this book confusing and hard to understand. That relative that calls you and asks what happened to their toolbar in word that seems to have disappeared may not really get this book."

    Don't worry, they're busy reading "The Da Vinci Code."

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    1. Re:"That relative" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is interesting that you bring up The Da Vinci Code.
      Dan Brown has actually written a "techno-thriller" called Digital Fortress.
      It's an absolute dog.
      The answer to the submitter's question ("Would it be great, or would it just get bogged down in the techno babble?") would be the exact opposite if he had read Digital Fortress instead of Daemon.

  19. As long as there's a real movie as well by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    I've never understood why it's done that way in movies, are they trying to dumb down things so the masses understand? Cause they still don't, it goes right over their head anyway.

    I can understand some: the character is hacking into another computer, so masses can all understand the screen has to have in bright red flashing letters 'Hacking into another computer ... complete!' but couldn't even non-techies read between the lines and derive he hacked into another computer from the scene. Other movie genres don't have to spell everything out.

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    1. Re:As long as there's a real movie as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so it's not boring.

      Imagine if Crash Override hacking into the Gibson were displayed realistically to the masses:

      You'd have Johnny Lee Miller sitting at a computer with some Fritos and Mt. Dew typing into a green-on-black terminal with random text scrolling by.

      About as interesting as watching paint grow. Or you could watch some (for the time) really awesome CGI.

  20. I'll pass by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What if someone who grokked our culture and understood our tech wrote something?

    We'd be so bored we'd finally forgive Swordfish for the blowjob hacking scene? Part of the reason why we consume escapist entertainment is because real life is boring. Do we want to imagine the pretty heroine all made up in perfect makeup and lounging about her luxury flat in lace teddies or do we want the reality where she's wearing her comfy fluffy bathrobe that hides everything, bunny slippers, has a towel around her wet hair and has her face covered with some cosmetic mask cream?

    Ok, having said that, I still cringe at bad tech scenes. "The Cylons can hack any computer that's networked, even if there's not a wireless access point anywhere on the battlestar! Just the act of running a cable from one primitive computer to another will give them a way in!" Or "Hey, this is Unix! I know this!" Or when someone is using the internet and they're instructed to bang away at random on the keyboard when they'd really be mousing around in an undramatic fashion while reading what's on the screen.

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    1. Re:I'll pass by Leafheart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We'd be so bored we'd finally forgive Swordfish for the blowjob hacking scene?

      What? that was the only good part of the whole movie. With that "method" of creating worms, you will nitpick with a fairly gratuitous and at the same time awesome blowjob? I pray for your soul.

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  21. 11th Hour by sombragris · · Score: 1

    In Eleventh Hour, the main character needed a T3 connection to perform online search on a patent. And the girl offered him to go to her dorm where she had Wi-Fi, "in case you need more privacy"... ouch.

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    1. Re:11th Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you know that "want to use my Wi-Fi" is the 21st century equivalent of "want to see my etchings"?

    2. Re:11th Hour by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I played the Eleventh Hour. Wifi wasn't even invented back then.

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    3. Re:11th Hour by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      IIRC that game can in like 10 CDs - it was ludicrous!

  22. The Net (or how much it sucked, technically) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you missed the point about that flick (yes, the tech talk is mostly babelspeak nonsense, and at times I wanted to throw up when script writers take liberties with technical details) but I think it was more about the general over reliant and blind trust placed on computers than anything else.

  23. the cuckoo's egg by Yaur · · Score: 1

    I think that the cuckoo's egg would fall into the category of a techno-thriller written by someone who understands the tech... and it was a pretty awesome book.

    1. Re:the cuckoo's egg by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there are not enough Russian hackers breaking into our systems that we can all become crime drama writers. (:-)

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    2. Re:the cuckoo's egg by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Unfortunately, there are not enough Russian hackers breaking into
      > our systems that we can all become crime drama writers. (:-)

      Fortunately, there were no Russian hackers involved. Just German hackers paid by the Russians.

      Nowadays, it would have to be Chinese hackers selling to the PRC, and there would be no enforcement arm to arrest them. Perhaps, Stoll would just have to run his honeypot net for longer, while the US government filled it with bad plans and data that it wanted the Chinese to believe because they paid so much to get it, and it was multiply sourced (by other such honeypots).

  24. Re:Nope. Never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Besides, if you want Charles Stross, you know where to find him.

  25. Hot Chicks Too Distracting by Dodder · · Score: 1

    Really? I've always been waaay to distracted by the ridiculousness of an impossibly hot ninja chick doing it to notice the technology errors.

    1. Re:Hot Chicks Too Distracting by Dodder · · Score: 1

      Sorry for misspelling "too". My impossibly hot, ninja chick, systems analyst, security expert, co-worker just walked by my cube.

  26. oh, one of those by the_wesman · · Score: 1

    Do you find the idea of creating a "gui interface using visual basic" to see about tracking an ip address as more fit for a sitcom rather than crime drama?

    (in thick "chicago guy" accent)

    oh you must mean one a dem dere Graphical User Interface interfaces - i heard a dem

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  27. Am I the only one here by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one here who has read the Stealing the network series? Very real tech and good stories to go with that.

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    1. Re:Am I the only one here by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      They're definitely worth a read, but the tech kind of takes over the story, and they're not well written.

      Still entertaining though.

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  28. Or a sci-fi thriller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://www.zincland.com/menoetius/

    For example, this book has a chapter where version control plays a key part (and there's an online version or dead tree version).

  29. We'll need to hack all IPs simultaneously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our webs are down, sir. We can't log in!

    Which webs?

    All of them.

    They've penetrated our code walls. They're stealing the Internet!

    We'll need to hack all IPs simultaneously.

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/07/16/

  30. reality check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if so, have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of us, a geek, wrote a techno-thriller?

    Endless whinning from some spotty herbert who dare not leave the basement at his mum's house?

    I for one can hardly wait.

  31. Zoom, Enhance by 0prime · · Score: 4, Funny

    zoom, enhance, zoom, enhance, zoom, enhance

    Yes, now we can read the name on that credit card of the guy 50 yards in the background of the picture taken with a cellphone camera.

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    1. Re:Zoom, Enhance by k_187 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about you, but I say "enhance" whenever I do anything in Photoshop.

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  32. The lack of tech understanding in popular culture. by GPLDAN · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The lack of writers everywhere, not just Hollywood (although the problem is acute there) - leads to a morass of bad fiction. Contemporary or even sci-fci. Who out there in Slashdot-dom could not tell when the spirit of Roddenberry and what TOS was trying to achieve left with his death, and the Paramount hacks took over?

    It happened in TNG, and you could start to tell when the stories became character driven, and it became a soap opera in space. Will Deanna Troi hook up with Riker? Who the fuck cares?

    Later, especially in Voyager (I admit, I stopped watching after DS9, and only saw a few episodes) really just became Buck Rogers in space. Action Adventure stories with daring escapes. Tech became an afterthought, and the goals that Roddenberry had of illustrating larger human condition themes? All lost to the ticking time bomb stories and who was learning a personal life lesson.

    If Bond films are interested in going back to the basics, since they have ditched Q - then it would behoove them to start putting serious tech into those films. No more satellites controlled from a GUI laptop interface. And all over, Internet culture is pushing aside mainstream tv culture. The effects that tv had upon the Baby Boomers was profound, and studied by sociologists to death. Gen X (less so) and Gen Y and Busters will seriously be affected by the interactive nature of the net and how it works. No longer will we be happy being portrayed by Seth Green. We will want realistic portrayals of the reality of the world we live in. So far, outside of the South Park episode that mocked World of Warcraft (hilarious, yes) I haven't seen WoW or Guild Wars or any MMO mentioned in a popular feature film, or even YouTube used as a plot device, Twitter or even a realistic depiction of GPS technology. That will all change. The Bourne films started it, with grabbing a SIM card from a airport vendor and using it to dodge the CIA - we will see more savvy use of tech tips and tricks in the years to come used cogently by the screenwriters.

  33. Re:Hey, this is Unix! I know this! by tamyrlin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I also groaned when hearing the comment "Hey, this is Unix! I know this!" in jurassic park. However, it turns out that Hollywood gets the last laugh on this one as this is actually a real file manager for IRIX: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn

    Although it would certainly have been more impressive if she managed to hack the computer by booting it single user and using the command line...

  34. My preference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My preference would be that the tech-initiated writer would know well enough to simplify descriptions to "computer stuff" when the techie issues are brought up in the book. Like have some techie character explain to the less-techie characters "Well, I won't bore you with the computer stuff, but basically the fax machine is the one who 'dunnit' with the candlestick in the conservatory".

  35. Grokking? Warning: article written by a wannabe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heinleinism/Randism is so 90's. Today, a REAL geek uses the word "understand" instead of "grok" because he or she is able to understand more than just the most superficial of philosophical concepts.

  36. The word is Daemon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I can't believe I'm the first person to post that.)

    1. Re:The word is Daemon by hey · · Score: 1

      Dæmon

  37. Re:Review or Advert? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm an IT guy - and I like to read. I really enjoyed this book, more than I've enjoyed anything like it in quite a while. So I wanted to share that enthusiasm.

    It's not cut and pasted from anywhere - I wrote it myself. I don't have a 'hard-on' for the author. I've never met him but he did do a good job with this book. I probably am sympathetic to the path he took to gaining a broad audience with self publishing.

    So I'm not really sure just what you want to say - but hopefully this helps you to better understand where I am coming from since you seem unsure.

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  38. funny by golfnomad · · Score: 1

    "I know this, this is UNIX!"

  39. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to compose an opening paragraph entirely of rhetorical sentences?

  40. Re:Nope. Never. by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah, so what we say to musicians (namely: publish your stuff on your own, RIAA is teh evil) is not automatically valid for book authors because book publishers are even less eviler than He-Man?

  41. The Cuckoo's Egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I particularly enjoyed The Cuckoo's Egg: Tracking a Spy Through the Maze of Computer Espionage
    Written by a sysadmin

  42. Speaking of cheesey hacker movies... by cparker15 · · Score: 1

    HACK THE PLANET!

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  43. Re:Nope. Never. by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
    Stanley Stumpkowitz stared intently into the flat-screen monitor. It was quiet except for the persistent rattle of the keyboard. Unix commands flew from his fingers, his hands gliding across the keys with the grace of a concert pianist. His face was bathed in an eery, bluish white light, which vaguely flickered as the ASCII scrolled up the screen. His eyes narrowed. His teeth clenched.He would catch that hacker even if it killed him.

    Suddenly, he stopped. Was it... no! Impossible! Someone was at the door. Every nerve in his body was aware but his body was as still and silent as a week-old corpse. He waited, but he could sense that the person was still there. They must know I'm down here, thought Stanley. There came a knock. But he did nothing. He waited, it seemed like an eternity. He had expected them to come after him... but not this soon. Now, there was the sound of a hand on the door. The door slowly opened. He said nothing. Stealth was his only option.

    "Stanley! Stanley S. Stumpkowitz!" came the voice, demanding.

    "Yes?" he replied, hesitantly.

    "That TV program you like. Babulon Five? The Science Fiction Channel is having a marathon. I thought you would like to know."

    "OK. Thanks!" said Stanley, "I'll set the DVR."

    "I made you some soup."

    "That's OK. I'm not hungry," he replied

    "You're a growing boy. You need to eat!"

    "I'm 37, mom. I don't need you telling me what to eat."

    "Fine. Be that way. Just ignore me. Break your mother's heart." The door closed. The machine-gun rattle of plastic-on-plastic resumed as his fingers and the keys set into an easy rhythm.

  44. Re:The lack of tech understanding in popular cultu by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So far, outside of the South Park episode that mocked World of Warcraft (hilarious, yes) I haven't seen WoW or Guild Wars or any MMO mentioned in a popular feature film, or even YouTube used as a plot device, Twitter or even a realistic depiction of GPS technology. That will all change. The Bourne films started it, with grabbing a SIM card from a airport vendor and using it to dodge the CIA - we will see more savvy use of tech tips and tricks in the years to come used cogently by the screenwriters.

    There was a Law and Order: Criminal Intent episode that dealt with MMOs IIRC.

    That said, I am confident that there are vastly more people who care whether Troi and Riker hook up than believe that WoW deserves a more rigorous treatment within popular entertainment. There is tech savvy, and there is marketing savvy. That is why the Bourne series is still 99% Matt Damon punching, kicking, stabbing and shooting people.

    I doubt that a significant portion of the audience noticed or cared about SIM cards, nor do I think it would have significantly impacted revenue if the Bourne character had evaded the CIA by re-mapping the keypad to scramble all his communications or some-such nonsense.

  45. Re:Nope. Never. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    I'm not a big music fan, so I can't speak for the quality-to-sucking ratio of self published to studio music. But I suspect that the vast majority of self-published music out there is complete shit too. If you can't even get a small record company (or small publisher, or SOMEONE with at least a little clout) to support your work, odds are there is a good reason for it.

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  46. Re:Nope. Never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cory Doctorow isn't a hard science fiction writer.

  47. Since you want to imagine yourself in the story by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    Charlie Stross and Ken MacLeod are fairly computer literate and often reference Linux and whatnot in their near-future fiction. It's not exactly unusual.

  48. My book. by john.picard · · Score: 1

    I would write a book where hackers are part of a punk group with purple hair, weird piercings, crazy loud music and baggy pants falling halfway down with their boxers hanging out. Where they use AOL to hack into secret government computers by manipulating 3D images and going through a walkthru that looks like a level from Quake III. Then they would do a covert operation in the middle of the night, sneaking through a sewer into a building with laser alarm systems by doing crazy acrobatics, to access a console, which they use a password cracker (a device that looks like a joystick with a numeric readout) to crack the code within one second, and then by dragging an icon labeled "Raven Account, $1B" into a folder with their group's name on it, they jack a billion dollars from some evil warlord or something. Because we all know that hacking into secret computers involves solving 3D puzzles and going through a Quake level to shoot the cyber guards, web crawlers, and gate keepers.

    1. Re:My book. by hey · · Score: 1

      You're hired!

    2. Re:My book. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Wow! You should see about getting funding for this.

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    3. Re:My book. by KeX3 · · Score: 1

      But then Tom Clancy would probably manage to sue you for copying his "Net Force" series.

  49. Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Review of Comment #26611353 (Re:Nope. Never.) by user 813711(flyingsquid)

    This comment had me sitting on the edge of my seat. At no point from scrolling from the top of the comment to the bottom was I let down by the gripping realism and hard hitting factual basis of the comment. The protagonist, Stanley Stumpkowitz, is a loosely autobiographical amalgam of the typical /. reader. Finally, someone who gets it! The comment really has everything - real uses of technology like ASCII and DVRs, and a scope wide enough to include the daily dramas we all deal with - our Mom's trying to give us soup.

    My only issue with the comment as written is that Stanley would not only already have known about the "Babulon (sic) Five" marathon via newsgroups and IRC, but would also have a complete collection on his shelf and ripped into high quality open standards copies on his media server.

    Other than that minor quibble, I really liked this post and can't wait for the sequel. Hopefully, we'll find out what kind of soup Stanley's Mom made, and whether he finally is hungry enough to eat it. (My wish: chicken noodle!)

  50. Re:Nope. Never. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Considering that much of his work takes place in the near-future and focuses on the implications of technologies and technological issues which are extant even today (such as P2P, copyright issues, etc.), you must have a pretty stringent definition of "hard" science fiction to exclude him. He's one of the hardest science writers I'm familiar with. Even guys like Charles Stross are softer than that.

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  51. Two extremes by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I haven't had any high expectations of the portrayal of technology ever since Jurassic Park's: "This is Unix. I KNOW Unix!" However there some notable exceptions like in Matrix: Reloaded, Trinity is shown using nmap to find an open ssh port and then using sshnuke to exploit the SSHv1 CRC32 bug.

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    1. Re:Two extremes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't had any high expectations of the portrayal of technology ever since Jurassic Park's: "This is Unix. I KNOW Unix!"

      Except it was UNIX. Look up FSN.

      However there some notable exceptions like in Matrix: Reloaded, Trinity is shown using nmap to find an open ssh port and then using sshnuke to exploit the SSHv1 CRC32 bug.

      And then Neo flies while blind in real life. And the physical effects of experiences in the Matrix being translated to their real life bodies. And the entire concept of humans being an efficient source of energy (not even accounting for the amount of trouble and energy spent running the Matrix). And the...

  52. You mean a technical manual? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you want technical accuracy then I suggest reading one of those O Reilly animal books. It would by no means be a thriller.
    A techie might cringe when the laws of physics get abused. A relationship psychologist probably cringes when reading chicklit and they all fall in love and hive happily ever after. A ballistics expert probably cringes when the good guy manages to fire two head shots at 50 yards. A real forensic scientist spews when CSI can solve a crime between two ad breaks.

    All works of fiction are just fiction for entertainment purposes. Get over it.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:You mean a technical manual? by brotheralien · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and they all fall in love and hive happily ever after.

      Borg chick-lit?

    2. Re:You mean a technical manual? by Eudial · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Meet hard science fiction. Science fiction doesn't need to be written by people completely ignorant of the current state of science only using the sci-fi genre because noisy visible lasers in space sells.

      The problem is that even though they are for entertainment purposes, they fail to entertain (in other ways than scoffing at the author's pathetic lack of understanding of the subject) people with an actual understanding of the matter.

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    3. Re:You mean a technical manual? by rockNme2349 · · Score: 1

      A techie might cringe when the laws of physics get abused.

      At least all those windmills will help keep them cool.

      --
      Sewage Treatment Facilities - "Our duty is clear."
    4. Re:You mean a technical manual? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Another problem is that "people with actual understanding of the matter" fail to understand that maybe, just maybe, the current state of science is wrong.

    5. Re:You mean a technical manual? by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Oh no, that is one of the basic premises of science. Science is but an ever refining approximation of the real world. Any scientist who doesn't acknowledge that the current theories are incomplete is a quack.

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    6. Re:You mean a technical manual? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      And yet we have people claiming that any utilization of FTL travel (including wormholes, hyperspace, etc. which aren't technically "faster than light") automatically means the novel is not "hard" sci-fi.

  53. Re:The lack of tech understanding in popular cultu by Yaur · · Score: 1

    before there was a movie there was a book by Robert Ludlum who was known for technical accuracy and attention to details. Maybe it wouldn't have affected effected revenue of the first movie but it would probably have pissed off Ludlum fans to see a technically sloppy adaptation of his book.

  54. Re:Just ONE word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    midichlorians *runs away*

  55. Remember,.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tron?

  56. The CIA use Norton, on Linux, in The Bourne movies by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    Some of my favorite "gui interface using visual basic" moments:
    The Bourne Ultimatum. When I was watching this film in the theater, I actually laughed at this:
    Scanning for viruses... on Linux?
    The CIA use Norton.

    Those look a lot like Linux desktop icons... and yet Norton Internet Security 2006 is running. LOL. (Apparently, Norton were promoting the movie, so that was probably some odd product placement thing. But really, the CIA using Norton...

    I also noticed this on an episode of CBS's drama NCIS: SETI@home on NCIS.

    Most TV shows want their computers to look "cool", rather than realistic, when a computer is used for something important, like tracing the location of a murderer through his cell phone. Plus, most people wouldn't realize they're doing something like tracing a cell phone on a CLI based OS...

    I have noticed on CBS's TV show Numb3rs, that they often use lines of source code, and even Mathematica code, to do stuff.

  57. Eagle Eye by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Just watched it last night.

    Wow...just wow.

    Besides the technology being the most OMG BS type and me actually laughing during most action sequences, the worst part was how predicable it was. I figured out everything in advance, and for a movie that is supposed to be an action/thriller, that probably not a good thing.

  58. Ghost in the Shell is technology feasible? by Sepiraph · · Score: 1

    I thought Ghost in the Shell is technologically feasible given a century or two, and I'm not joking either. The main technological breakthrough needed there is the mass adaptation of BMI (that's brain-machine interface). We have fairly primitive working device on that already.

    Now why on earth would people adapt these you ask? Well, the one single reason is if they can delay death or other aging phenomenon. Obviously, the BMI would have to be integrated with the future Internet, but given a century or two it should be doable.

    Although as a network specialist, the current state of computer networking is REALLY far from anywhere close to it. I call it around 2150 to be death wrong.

  59. Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed by rickb928 · · Score: 3, Funny

    He DID already know. The torrents have been waiting for a few days now.

    He usually eschews his mother's soups, preferring delivery pizza or the rare foray out for sushi or more likely 'chinese' buffet. He eats soup when he is sick, which is too often lately.

    It will be 12+ hours before he is hungry enough to eat anything. The Red Bull stash will pull him through. You only need carbs and caffeine to hack, and carbs are optional for short bursts of a few days.

    No further character development, such as the ankle-deep detrius of Starbucks, ramen bowls, gum wrappers, and ruined rolling papers. No mention of the pile of fresh laundry at the foot of the stairs, or the drawer off the tracks on his bureau, the one from his grade school days. Or the one picture on the wall. But SHE will never be spoken of again. Remembered, but never, ever spoken of again. Neither will the motorcycle, or his so-called best friend, or the scholarship to UICU.

    Or it could go in another direction - he could bounce up on Monday morning and flail his way through the subway system to a real job, grinding data into digestible chunks for his boss to use in extracting more money from an unsuspecting public.

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  60. Rucker, Baxter, Stross, Doctorow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just about to type the same thing. Michael Chrichton doesn't bother much with real technology, especially if it gets in the way of building a plot disney would like.

    But I would definitely add Rudy Rucker and Stephen Baxter, Charles Stross and Cory Doctorow to the list of people who really, really "get it."

  61. Re:Nope. Never. by tenco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some of the best "hard" science fiction writers of today are geeks

    Indeed. My favourites: Alastair Reynolds and, of course, Stephen Baxter.

  62. Re:Nope. Never. by Jim4Prez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you can't even get a small record company (or small publisher, or SOMEONE with at least a little clout) to support your work, odds are there is a good reason for it.

    Yes, because every author or musician should have to give up his copyright to some company, otherwise, you know, it must suck.

    odds are there is a good reason for it

    Maybe the new author doesn't want to have to give up his copyright just to be published? Maybe because old methods are dying and on-demand publishing will be important in the not-to-distant future?

  63. Re:Nope. Never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay. Cory Doctorow isn't a good science fiction writer.

  64. Accelerando answers the posed question very well by kyliaar · · Score: 1

    "What if someone who grokked our culture and understood our tech wrote something? Would it be great, or would it just get bogged down in the techno babble?"

    Unfortunately, the latter in Strauss's case.

  65. Re:Nope. Never. by Matheus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well.. no. The fast-becoming-obsolete music industry depends on taking a very small number of likable tunes and thrusting them on the public in the attempt to get vast volume of sales. Some of this is occasionally good music but much of the time it is vanilla (the average of the masses will like it) and performed by underwear models.

    Meanwhile there is a veritable renaissance going on right now in the music world. Yes, there is plenty of crap out there BUT there is also a mountain of fantastic music that will never see the light of record company forced fame. To put it bluntly: Recording Studios are expensive. Gear is expensive. Creating the music is an expensive endeavor possibly made cheaper with the emergence of the home studio but the chances of hearing a home-studio recording on a mainstream radio station are virtually nil. Marketing is what the big companies are good for (and always will be) but their ability to only push a few hits a year and oft-limited taste in music means more good music gets lost than promoted.

    The difference between music and books is that anyone can burn a pile of CDs and even make them look pretty. For relatively small $$ you can even get an indy distributor to do it right and ship to your favorite store. That is still considered self-published. It is a LOT more expensive to have real books made and distributed. You need a publisher just to get the work printed unless you want to distribute digitally but frankly I would still rather cozy up with a good book than fall asleep on my laptop. Either way you lack the marketing engine to get the word to the masses.

    Your statement is what the record companies and the RIAA want everyone to believe to keep them in business. Their days in the current model are numbered. They have the uses but are no indication of the quality of their product only how many people they can sell it to.

  66. Re:Nope. Never. by julesh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yep. Also worth mentioning is Charlie Stross's Halting State, which is about crime in an MMORPG. No, really. Charlie is, I believe, the only successful novelist with a 4-digit slashdot uid.

  67. Re:The CIA use Norton, on Linux, in The Bourne mov by TurboNed · · Score: 1

    I work in software development for the Navy. We use Symantec. Or is your point that the Norton brand name is for "personal" use and the Symantec brand is applied to the "corporate" products?

  68. Little Brother by Cory Doctorow by GodaiYuhsaku · · Score: 1

    Been meaning to track down a copy of Daemon. But another book that is fairly technically accurate is Little Brother by Cory Docotow. It was a scary read in how plausable the events could happen and play out.

  69. Re:Nope. Never. by orangesquid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's one of the funnier short-anecdote-type jokes I've seen lately. Of course, as one squid to another, I would have expected no less. ;) (consider yourself friended!)

    [Back to the concept at hand...] Any good fiction writer researches any part of the background material he doesn't understand well. Period. I read Michael Crichton's _Next_ recently (about genetic research and its ethical implications), and although the pacing seemed uneven (a few times, I had no trouble putting the book down *g*), I was impressed with the level of research he put into it. [semi-spoiler warning: I'm not spoiling the plot here, but I'm spoiling the 'end' of the book. If you're a big Crichton fan and have not yet read _Next_, you may want to skip the rest of my post.]

    There's an appendix containing a bibliography of his source material and another appendix where he speaks to the reader (i.e., a non-fiction essay) about some of the privacy concerns (et al) he has about genetic research. Most of the news clippings inserted to help the story along are actually real, as he explains in the end. This actually adds an extra dimension to the novel, as you reflect back on the technicalities upon which the plotline is based while you looking at the appendices.

    For most stories, the suspension of disbelief is critical, and having the author come out from behind the curtain at the end and tell you how everything worked can take away from the enjoyment, but for stories whose plotlines revolve largely around technicality and detail (probably the kind of stories a lot of slashdot readers prefer, anyway---I can't tell you how many times I've re-read Asimov's Robot stories and pondered the elements of logic that play out), it does add something really neat.

    When you pay attention to detail and are familiar with the subject at hand, the suspension of disbelief necessary for enjoying fiction can only come about when the writer has done good research or is already an expert.

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  70. Re:Hey, this is Unix! I know this! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    It would have been painless too. Look how many props the fricking Matrix series got for one tiny shot of Trinity(?) using nmap.

    I understand that you have to give both the kids a role, since only one of them had a role in the book, but when you cheapen it...You might as well not have made the effort in the first place.

    --
    ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
  71. Simile: Bond, James Bond? by zentechno · · Score: 1

    Depending on it's accuracy, I'll bet it's a lot like the James Bond series -- the book form, that is. Fleming knew quite a bit about what actual Secret Service life is like -- it's about as exciting as tracking down a network intruder, except the intensity of a "chase gone bad" is probably a bit more all-or-nothing.

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  72. Law and Order: SVU by MemoryAid · · Score: 1

    A recent episode of SVU had them determine that a Jane Doe had been to Ukraine 6 months ago because of the levels and proportions of some isotope in her hair. You see, the water in Ukraine has a particular isotope signature, so by analyzing the hair the cops could determine that she'd been there. That led to a Ukrainian pimp, who, for a deportation in lieu of US prison, gave them the identity of the girl. Isotopes. Huh...

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  73. Real Life is Boring by cyberfunkr · · Score: 1

    Real Life(tm) makes for really crappy entertainment. That why the industry has to embellish it. Consider that you "steer" planes with foot peddles. But watching that pilot drive down the freeway with his arms crossed would look ridiculous to the mass populous.

    And I don't know about you, but during the last blackout in my house, I didn't get bathed in soft, indirect blue lighting. But real pitch black in movies only works with glow in the dark condoms.

    So while I know that when I do a WHOIS lookup, it doesn't make cubes spin on my computer screen and then print the results in 72pt Comic Sans Wide Wingdings. Unless the industry starts doing a lot of close-ups, I'm okay with the big graphic font thing.

    I'm just glad they've figured out how to get rid of the "refresh rate" rolling when trying to film an old CRT monitor.

    1. Re:Real Life is Boring by argent · · Score: 1

      Consider that you "steer" planes with foot peddles. But watching that pilot drive down the freeway with his arms crossed would look ridiculous to the mass populous.

      That's "populace". And the mass populace knows what a car looks like, which is why they don't work like aircraft.

      So while I know that when I do a WHOIS lookup, it doesn't make cubes spin on my computer screen and then print the results in 72pt Comic Sans Wide Wingdings. Unless the industry starts doing a lot of close-ups, I'm okay with the big graphic font thing.

      On the other hand, I don't recall EVER seeing a phonebook with 72 point Comic Sans on the page, so when the private eye pulls a page out of the bad guy's phone book you get a close-up of the bad guy's handwritten note next to the pawn shop. Why do they bother? Because they know people watching the movie know what a real phone book looks like. Well, more and more people know what a real computer looks like. So why do they still have the 72 point Comic Sans?

      Well, you know, increasingly they don't. Even on the Enterprise, they show a bunch of dense text and occasional <H1>Big Titles</H1>... or even have Picard or Janeway reading something out loud from a PADD that's never shown to the screen. And, you know, that's a perfectly reasonable cinematographic device that avoids having to deal with this annoying reality stuff without being boring.

      Oh, and to get back to your FIRST point, they don't seem to complain about the Enterprise being steered by voice commands and the occasional swipe at a touch panel. And it's not boring either.

      Besides, it was kind of cool to see them using an actual ssh exploit attack in the Matrix. And I don't recall anyone complaining that closeup was boring.

  74. Re:Nope. Never. by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe a while back that was the case with self publishing. But today some authors have realized that self-publishing can be done well in today's world where a global niche market can create a decent profit, the internet can connect like-minded readers, and self-publishing tools are better than ever.

    Also, I'd like to point out that disqualifying books or stories based solely on self-publishing will leave out a good deal of classics that weren't published via traditional channels because at the time there were no traditional publishing houses or they had better means than such houses. For example - Edgar Allen Poe self published some of his works due to the big publishing houses wanting no part. Would you say his works suck ass and have no dignity?

  75. Even hard sf isn't that hard by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Consider Moondust. How does the boat thing skim over the dust? There is no atmosphere so it can't be riding on a cushion of air like a ground effect vehicle or a hovercraft. It skims (as opposed to rides like a wheeled or tracked vehicle) so it must float on the dust as if it was water (ie. is kept up by the density of the dust rather than the mechanical robustness of the particles). If so, then an earthquake would not unsettle the density.

    I'm starting to see cracks in the "hard science"...

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    1. Re:Even hard sf isn't that hard by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      Electrostatic repulsion?

    2. Re:Even hard sf isn't that hard by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it literally a boat? The contention being that fine dust in a vacuum behaves like a liquid. The earthquake destabilized the dust and a bubble of gas, given off by some chemical process I can't remember, rose to the surface creating a dustslide.

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  76. Re:The lack of tech understanding in popular cultu by dwye · · Score: 1

    > it would probably have pissed off Ludlum fans to see a technically sloppy adaptation of his book.

    As opposed to a technically accurate, total ignoring of the plot and characters of his book, like the Matt Damon movie was? The only thing that they kept were some names, that she was French-Canadian, and that he had amnesia.

    BTW, I only suppose that it was technically accurate. I expect that an ex-SEAL friend of mine would find the combat as awful as we do using Visual Basic to make a GUI of something better handled via command line and piping long-existing tools.

    If you want to see the book, watch the Richard Chamberlain TV movie version. Except that isn't politically correct, because the US government isn't being gratuitously evil for trying to hunt down Carlos The Jackal, or even by the means chosen.

    And yes, I was pissed off enough to skip any other Bourne work that Damon ever does, even The Bourne Shell.

  77. expertice services by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

    It seems like there should be a place for authors to go to look up things for their plot devices...

    I know Clarke once went to a physics department to ask about reasonable sounding propulsion units for his Songs of Distant Earth story.

    Personally, I'd really really like to see a physicist on the set of most movies. I'm not saying they can't have creative freedom, but the physicist could point out things that might look as cool without being r-tarded...

    Anyway, it's not like those are the only two fields that get mistreated in films and books. Hell even rock climbing gets screwed up in films.

    If only there were some huge network of computers that could be used to connect authors with experts ...

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  78. Re:Nope. Never. by morgajel · · Score: 4, Informative
    Wow, I don't even know where to start dissecting the FAIL in your post.
    1. Some people write books for fun. Case in Point: NaNoWriMo. How many books have you written and published? (Why don't you go get ya shine box right now.)
    2. Some people write books that may be useful for some people, but have a very small niche market. For example I wrote a guitar book, though I really stretch the meaning of "wrote" with it since it's mostly a journal with some useful nuggets in the front. I know 3 people who've already thanked me for it because there wasn't much in the market for that already.
    3. I have 2 novels in first draft form that I plan on self-publishing through Lulu. Do they suck? well, right now yes because they're a rough draft, however when I publish them, I'm hoping they won't. I know enough talented people to help quite a bit with this sorta thing because...
    4. My wife runs Literaryescapism.com which is a book review site. She quite a few books per month, and my favorite out of all of them that I've read is Pulling Strings by P. Vera, and he's self published.
    5. To say we have no dignity because we self-publish is... more pathetic than anything. I really can't respond to someone who'd think that, I can only give you this advice:
    6. Never go full retard (again).

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  79. Re:The lack of tech understanding in popular cultu by Justus · · Score: 1

    Technical sloppiness is really the last problem I think Ludlum fans would have with the Bourne movies.

    The plot of the films is essentially entirely different than that of the books, with the exception of some character names and the fact that the main character suffers from amnesia for a time. By the time you get to worrying about technical details, you've already accepted that it's just another Hollywood action vehicle, so who cares?

  80. Books Vs Cinema by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I think it makes a world of difference which medium you're portraying your lack of knowledge in. If its a book, do your research, know your stuff, or don't write it. I'm sorry, most people don't read today, and those that do read about things they understand, so if you're writing a technical-fiction novel about a field your ignorant in, you're a moron.

    Cinema is a bit different, many TV shows/movies appeal to a wide demographic, and a lot of the time technology is used to add a level of "intelligence" to a character but not necessarily to hold the plot together. As long as it doesn't occur too many times (1-2 in a TV episode, 3-4 in a film) I can swallow it and move on. However, if the mistake occurs in a "realistic-fiction" atmosphere and is supposed to hold the entire story together I find it insulting. These lazy writers have fallen into the habit of thinking tech=magic. "Anything can happen with tech!"

    With that said, you know these studios employ geeks, why not up one of their sallary's a bit, make them sign a non-disclosure and criticise the scripts. 95% of the time these failures are conceptually correct, but the writers just googled "network" and then slapped a bunch of words together. On the other hand I wish crime dramas would stop doing this "We got video footage from the 'convenience store' lets blow up the image and get the license plate of the car as it drives by"

    I'm sorry, my father always taught me the first law of Information Science is GiGo (Garbage in, garbage out) and those security cameras arent THAT high res.

    And I always point these out to my wife... she is tired of hearing it.

    --I apologize for typos, this keyboard thinks its psychic... (EG sometimes hitting M is interpreted as ^M)

  81. Best Line Ever by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 1

    "I haven't eaten since early tomorrow morning."

  82. Re:Nope. Never. by jythie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Or the more common reason.. book publishers, just like movie and music, are highly risk adverse. They want more of the same, books that read exactly like the books they have already published. So if you have something geared twards a small group or there is something else unusual about your book your chances of getting published are pretty low, esp since as pointed out there will be 99 other writers who do write books that mimic older ones. Quite a few of the best authors got turned down by publishers over and over because they were not following some trend or assumption, until some small (or self) publisher was willing to take a risk on them.

  83. Re:The CIA use Norton, on Linux, in The Bourne mov by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    I think the funniest thing about that posting from NCIS is that is a computer on Gibb's desk. The least likely place for it to be. Would love to see that explained in a backstory :)

  84. Actually, I think someone over at "Leverage" is a by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1
    real geek.

    Have you ever been reading a book or watching a film and as the plot moves to involve some use of technology you begin to brace yourself, and the cringe as you are ripped out of the story by what is an obviously ignorant treatment of matters you know well?

    Although it's a bit random, I seem to notice in the relatively new show Leverage that when you get a glimpse the bad guys (and random secretaries thereof) tend to be running Windows XP, whereas the tech-savvy good-guy (and a few of the tech-savvy antagonists) seem to be running KDE. That's KDE3.5, to be clear, so it's a bit of a statement itself ;)

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  85. Drat. by xymog · · Score: 1

    Aw, drat. (scuttles off to corner and mopes) ;)

  86. Another glowing review by dustinkirkland · · Score: 1

    In September 2008, I blogged a similarly glowing review, http://blog.dustinkirkland.com/2008/09/book-review-daemon-by-leinad-zeraus.html A few months later, the publisher contacted me and supplied me with 3 copies of the new hardback, which I gave away through a series of cryptographic challenges over the last 3 weeks. It's an excellent book, and a must-read for anyone interested in the techno-thriller genre. Cheers, :-Dustin

  87. Michael Chrichton?? Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael Chrichton is neither a good writer nor he is familiar with technology. He is just your average pop fiction writer, and let's leave it at that. Please. Next you will tell me Don Brown is a kick ass historian.

    1. Re:Michael Chrichton?? Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll notice I *did* point out that his writing could have been more engaging. I do agree, he's a pop fiction writer, but, he did some research with Next, and I would speculate most pop fiction writers are far more lazy about doing research on the topic they're using as a backdrop, but, I don't followmuch pop fiction, so I can't really say.

      (The only other thing I've read of his is Jurassic Park, and that was when I was about 9 years old, so I can't really form a strong opinion on him, either.)

      I wasn't trying to praise his book, or him, or his research, but the idea of fiction writers doing research in general, to enable the suspension of disbelief, from a literary standpoint. (Yeah, that came out full of cliches, but I don't feel like re-phrasing just to rebut an AC.)

  88. Re:The lack of tech understanding in popular cultu by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    Maybe it wouldn't have affected effected revenue of the first movie but it would probably have pissed off Ludlum fans to see a technically sloppy adaptation of his book.

    It may have pissed off Ludlum fans who a) didn't read anything about the movie before watching it (fan?) and b) believed that the intention of movie adaptations is to make them as faithful as possible to the original material.

  89. Re:Nope. Never. by lgw · · Score: 1

    Sadly, Halting State was wrtten in the second person (no doubt itself a comment on game design), making it more of a literary novelty than a good novel. Stross really needs to learn that he's not as clever as he thinks he is: he's clear capable of great work, if he'd stop trying to impress me with how smart he is and just tell the story.

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  90. Re:Nope. Never. by antdude · · Score: 1

    Sounds like my life. Wait, it is me. :P [grin]

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  91. Re:Nope. Never. by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And never forget Vernor Vinge, my favorite Hard SF writer (or at least, his hard SF works are among my favorite SF).

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  92. Re:Nope. Never. by chrome · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm a successful novelist, you insensitive clod ... ... oh wait.

  93. Re:Nope. Never. by chrisd · · Score: 1
    Man, no respect for writing 2 non-fiction books. -none-. Course the second one sold for shit...

    Chris

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  94. Re:Nope. Never. by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    Hey now, self-publishing has a lot of benefits. If your book doesn't stand a chance of getting on Opra, then don't count on many major publishers picking it up. If your book is too complex and not accessible to the general public, don't expect anyone to pick it up. If your book appeals to a target market of people who, though small, would still really enjoy your book, why not self-publish? You can self-promote, save costs of what a major publisher would take from your profits, and do everything else the way you want to - and then, if it gets recognized by enough people, some major publisher may say "Hey, I want you and your book on Opra."

  95. Already read one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've already read the best techno thriller available to man! Behold the Dragon Book! This is an epic novel of a mans fight with the system as he struggles for supremacy. The series starts with the Green Dragon book, with the second in the series being the Red Dragon Book, and there is the newest installment was released in 2006.

    An absolutely fantastic journey which will have you battling your innermost daemons with a build to the climax at the finale. The authors choice of language helps to lend a sense of mysticism to the story, and the magic that is depicted is both fantastic, yet brings about new understanding of yourself the reader. A truly great work that puts the author up there above Tolkien. 5 stars.

    1. Re:Already read one by dwarfsoft · · Score: 1

      Hmm, forgot to log in ;)

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  96. Re:Nope. Never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We rest our case!

  97. Re:Hey, this is Unix! I know this! by mbourgon · · Score: 1

    Actually, I seem to recall that SGI created it afterwards, as a demo app to show off the IRIX systems since everybody at the time knew the movie scene. The README from fsn includes the authors email address, if there's any reason to be canonical about.

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  98. Re:Review or Advert? by rivaldufus · · Score: 1
    I like to read, too... but you just threw all your creditability out the door by saying you're an IT guy. All the developers think they're 100 times more intelligent than the average IT guy. I guess it's because they "code" (whatever that's supposed to mean.)

    On the other hand, I pray that there is never a truly accurate IT novel. I think a riveting tale of viruslook troubleshooting, blackberry support, and "restore from tapes" isn't what the doctor ordered... although, I suppose a very graphic account of a complete recabling job of a datacenter would put the novel on Oprah's list. It would also put the sleep aid vendors out of business.

  99. Re:Nope. Never. by Apostata · · Score: 1

    Since when is second-person narrative (in and of itself) necessary to make a book "more of a literary novelty than a good novel"?

    So, I guess writers like Italo Clavino ("If On A Winter's Night A Traveller"), Jay McInnery ("Bright Lights, Big City"), and Günter Grass ("Cat and Mouse") just wrote "novelties" then?

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  100. So.... by brkello · · Score: 1

    Is a GUI done in Visual Basic that far-fetched? I mean, people do do that. I wouldn't cringe at that. I do cringe whenever a news channel attempts to describe something that has to do with technology or gaming. I cringed when I read the summary too.

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  101. Numbers Isn't Bad by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean they don't make a secret of the fact that Charlie (the lead actor) has superhuman skills and sometimes his attempts to explain the math the the lay people aren't the best but the math is all solid and most of the applications are plausible. I mean the game theory/psychology ones are pushing it a little but the math is at least as plausible as anything on a crime drama is.

    I mean shows spice up every element to make it more appealing. The cases always involve interesting coincedences or cunning criminals. Everyone knows that real investigators don't end up kidnapped so often or that real serial killers aren't perfect masterminds. We accept that the main charachters never trip at the last minute and die rather than saving the day because we want a good narrative that's fun to watch not a documentary about solving crimes.

    As long as the math and science are treated just like the other elements in the show I'm happy. Sure, make the hero more awesome than most people and let his hail mary passes turn out to work as long as you don't make false claims or misrepresent how the math/science works. Numbers lives up to this and that's all I want.

    Besides, I want more cute mathematicians depicted on TV...we could use more girls in the field.

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  102. Re:The lack of tech understanding in popular cultu by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    I am confident that there are vastly more people who care whether Troi and Riker hook up than believe that WoW deserves a more rigorous treatment within popular entertainment.

    Have you seen what they did in Make Love, not Warcraft?

    Srzly, what kinda no0b ru if u only kill boarz?? And Stans dad playn, dat waz so laaaaame... And ZOMGF!! A sword ona USB stick, hu the fuck is retard'd enouhg to buy that??? LAME!!

    (Ew. I feel so dirty now)

  103. Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed - Reviewed by svank · · Score: 1
    My Review of Comment #26611531 (Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed) by badboy_tw2002 (524611)

    This comment had me sitting on the edge of my seat. At no point from scrolling from the top of the comment to the bottom was I let down by the gripping realism and hard hitting factual basis of the comment. The protagonist, badboy_tw2002, is a loosely autobiographical amalgam of the typical /. reader. Finally, someone who gets it! The comment really has everything - real uses of technology like newsgroups and IRC, and a scope wide enough to include the daily dramas we all deal with - misuse of English grammar:

    our Mom's trying to give us soup.

  104. Tom Clancy (sp?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of Tom Clancy's (sp?) early books were like this. He was once investigated by the FBI for writing about "secret" technologies (like the SOSUS (sp?) net) which had been publicly documented in Jane's.

  105. Re:Hey, this is Unix! I know this! by Anenome · · Score: 1
    Incorrect, according to the Wikipedia entry for FSN it did in fact predate the movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn

    "fsn (File System Navigator) pronounced as "fusion" is a 3D file browser made by SGI for IRIX systems. It gained some fame after it appeared in the movie Jurassic Park. In a scene in the film, a main character, Lex, comes upon a computer displaying the interface, declaring "It's a UNIX system! I know this!" After the release of the film, many incorrectly perceived the situation as an example of media misrepresentation of computers, citing the computer game-like display as being an unrealistic Hollywood mock-up."

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  106. OK tech, weak plot towards the end by miles+zarathustra · · Score: 1

    It was written like the plot of a video game, not surprisingly, since that's what Mr. Suarez does for a living. Very mechanical, not much in the way of human characters. I found it difficult to care much about any of them. A good beginning, but I felt cheated as the questions were answered. For example, why would this guy murder all these people who helped him? It seems like it would have more sense to choose an accomplice from those he knew while he was alive.

    A truly unrealistic feature of Daemon is that nothing ever seems to go wrong. Devices run for years in the outdoor weather without a glitch. Right. I mean, sure, the main character's a "genius," but to write that amount of code without any bugs whatsoever? More realism on that count would have made for a better story.

    Suarez could lay off some of the gore. Callous and unrealistic. Superficial pseudo-action, just the sort that would to appeal to, well, a hard core gamer who doesn't get out much.

           

  107. Re:Nope. Never. by geoskd · · Score: 1

    For lighter reading from an author who has a clear grasp of technical reality, I would recommend James P Hogan. Many of his early works are a little short on actual character depth, but his more recent works are quite excellent in all respects. For those hard core Sci-Fi fans, I would strongly recommend the Giants series, and anyone, who likes a good overall read, should try "The Two Faces of Tomorrow".

    -=Geoskd

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  108. Re:Nope. Never. by Akira1 · · Score: 1

    I am also a 4 digit uid slashdot user and I liked halting state.

    His other novels are FANTASTIC as well but I'm a big fan of singularity related novels.

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  109. Re:The lack of tech understanding in popular cultu by obliv!on · · Score: 1

    Numb3rs has used YouTube, facebook, FPS, MMO's, and even an ARG that used geocaching in various episodes. So there are some people who work on some shows that really do care about these sorts of things providing a degree of technical accuracy as a mechanism for developing a story.

  110. You would get... 'Into the Looking Glass' by iansmith · · Score: 1

    A series of novels by John Ringo and Travis Taylor is what happens when you get a geek who (co)writes a novel.

    It's filled with rednecks with big guns and tough marines who spend their time between blowing up alien monsters discussing the finer points of quantum mechanics.

    It's sort of like reading a WWII novel while attending a college physics class and the two people behind you are talking about last nights Babylong 5 episode.

    (Not that I ever had that happen to me...)

    1. Re:You would get... 'Into the Looking Glass' by kashani · · Score: 1

      Meh, you get quantum physics shoehorned into some of the worst sci-fi ever written. Truly awful characters and just plain bad plots. I read a lot of tripe, but those two guys just suck.

      kashani

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  111. Re:Nope. Never. by perlchild · · Score: 1

    Book publishers do sometimes let an editor veto some books for other than commercial reasons. The RIAA stopped doing that long ago, any look at pop charts will tell you that. It has nothing to do with book publishers being evil, it has to do with books being harder to sell.

  112. Stephenson anyone? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Have any of you read Snow Crash or Cryptonomicon? Authors who "get" us are not new to the literary scene.

    LK

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  113. Re:Nope. Never. by Maserati · · Score: 2, Informative

    Halting State was a terrific little crime novel with Really Cool stuff in it. But all the Cool Kids are reading The Atrocity Archives and The Jennifer Morgue. A hacker is recruited by British Military-Occult Intelligence after his new fractal rendering program almost summons Nyarlathotep.

    Here's A Colder War which recasts the Cold War era with weaponized Eldritch Horrors and such. It's sort of a prototype for the Atrocity Archive series.

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  114. Whats so unbelievable about FSV? by katarn · · Score: 1

    What is so unbelievable about "navigating through a file system represented by 3-d Buildings?" The above mentioned part of Jurassic Park was actually real; it was a real program created by an engineer at SGI just for fun, and then used in the movie. It was open sourced and is available at:
    http://fsv.sourceforge.net/download.html

    To anyone reading this with a bit of programming knowledge; I'd love to see this program updated into a Debian package or at least updated so that it will compile under Ubuntu Hardy.

    Although FSV didn't turn out to be the best user interface in the world after all, it actually is handy for some things, and there was some good thought put into it. You could launch applications by clicking on them, and you could base the height of the buildings on more than just file size, but other attributes as well. Sure there are other ways to find out the same information from the command line, but it can make a quick handy way to visualize some things about your machine.

    FSV may not have completely worked out, but far sillier things have been seriously proposed when it comes to future technology concepts.

    So, anyone feel like poking around at it an tweaking it to work again? I think it would be great to have a version which would work for modern OS-es.

  115. Motion for Charlie Stross seconded by MagicMike · · Score: 1

    I've enjoyed all the books so far - the Atrocity Archives in particular and I haven't read the Jennifer Morgue yet but I'm looking forward to it.

    Peter Watts is also pretty good for a nano- look at future crime.

    Cypherpunk is what "they" are pigeonholing the genre IIRC.

    It gets Cory Doctorow and the boingboing crew going as well, which must be worth some whuffie

    1. Re:Motion for Charlie Stross seconded by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Jennifer Morgue is, sadly, not nearly as good as The Atrocity Archives - it feels a bit too much like a literary experiment in a safe setting (of a well-received preceding book) than a sequel.

      Then again, I read it from cover to cover, so it's not bad per se.

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    2. Re:Motion for Charlie Stross seconded by ozbon · · Score: 1

      I liked both Atrocity Archives and Jennifer Morgue, both of which made me laugh a lot at the geeky humour.

      In particular, I loved it when you discover the reasons for Bob's full name in JM, along with his new sidekick in Pimpf (also part of Jennifer Morgue)

      But yes, lots of geeky humour, and stories that work. No, they're not perfect - but they're damn fun to read.

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    3. Re:Motion for Charlie Stross seconded by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      Peter Watts is also pretty good for a nano- look at future crime.

      After finally getting my hands on an iLiad, I started off with some classics, and have now started on Watts. I'm nearly through with his first novel Starfish, and intend to read the rest. I really like feedbooks, you couldn't by any chance recommend something else from there if I like Watts?

      I'll probably stumble upon it eventually, but there is so incredibly many free books out there, it would be nice to have some pointers :)
      Reading digital novels hasn't really been an option for me before I tried the iLiad.

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    4. Re:Motion for Charlie Stross seconded by MagicMike · · Score: 1

      You may like some of the Doctorow books - Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom for instance - I think they are on the strangely-named http://craphound.com/

    5. Re:Motion for Charlie Stross seconded by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, I've read a couple of his stories (Printcrime, Anda's Game), they are quite good. Thanks for reminding me :)
      It seems like a lot of his works are on feedbooks as well, I'll check it out.
      BTW, I'm not affiliated with feedbooks or anything, just very impressed :)
      I recommend it to anyone with a digital reader.

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  116. What about... by SageMusings · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone remember the Cuckoo's Egg? I quite enjoyed that. It's a bit dated today but it was a hoot when I first picked it up.

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  117. Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed by mmandt · · Score: 1

    I disagree with the gripping realism. One has to ask, "Would a mother of 37 year old man be so off kilter as to argue that the son was a growing boy?" If so, "Would she be capable of making soup?" As she must clearly be suffering from severe mental illness.

  118. Article title by Cinnaman · · Score: 1

    I thought this might have been an article on Daemon Tools...

  119. Actually, there's been a number of hackers in SF by rbrander · · Score: 1
    The oldest I could name would be Thomas J. Ryan and his 1977 "The Adolesence of P-1" about an evolving AI amongst the network of IBM mainframes; Ryan was a "computer troubleshooter" mostly on IBM mainframes and the tech was correct. He hardly published anything else, he was mostly a programmer.

    Two years later, (Professor) Vernor Vinge published a short novel called "True Names" (the message in the title is about the first realization of the meaning of "ID Theft"). "True Names" envisaged Gibson's cyberspace, basically, five years earlier. Vinge wrote about getting the idea from a "talk" encounter with another minicomputer modem user in the early 70's.

    And then there's Marc Steigler, an experienced IT developer who co-wrote, with Joseph Delany, "Valentina: Soul in Sapphire" in 1984, with realistic depictions of a development process and future computer networks. Steigler has also done numerous short stories in which programming work appears...correctly.

    And in 1989, programmer Rick Cook wrote "Wizard's Bane" that sent programmer "Wiz" Zumwalt on a multi-book series of adventures in a D&D alternate world. Wiz's powers come from his programming, and C development environments and especially, Wiz's slow trial-and-error creation of a FORTH development environment out of, well, magic in the air, get many pages of exposition...because they're crucial to the plot. (It's complete with references to cartoons in Brodie's classic "Starting FORTH" that only a small subset of programmers would even get.)

    Longtime programmer Ellen Ullman is mostly known as an essayist about the process of programming and inner lives of programmers, (cf. "Close to the Machine") but she did one novel, "The Bug".

    And Stephenson has been much-addressed already, so that's my top-of-the-head list complete of published SF writers that have gotten programming, systems development, or operation / hacking correct because they're actually in the business.

    Not to take anything away from this new guy, but every decade brings us a few. It's just a shame it's a few. Any of them could get it right with some research.

  120. bash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants to see a move about the bourne again shell?

  121. Re:Nope. Never. by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 1

    I do think Stephenson "gets it" but Cryptonomicon is less technically impressive after you notice how much of it was a fictionalization of David Kahn's excellent non-fiction work, The Codebreakers. Read them one after the other and you'll see what I mean.

    Stephenson's one of my favorite authors; I've felt a compulsion to read passages from his books aloud to friends and family on many occasions. He has some bad habits, like the way his last chapters tend to splice all the loose ends together (no matter how insignificant) in the last chapter in a usually unsatisfying meltdown. FWIW, Anathem's ending is better than that -- and if you're interested in words and their origins, you shouldn't listen to the detractors, the vocabulary is part of the fun.

  122. Re:Nope. Never. by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

    There was also the Stealing the Network series of short stories. I've only read the two short stories by Fydor, the author of Nmap who released them free at http://insecure.org/stc/sti.html and http://insecure.org/stc/. Quite enjoyed the first one. Not exactly well written from a literature point of view, but still interesting to read.

  123. Re:Grokking? Warning: article written by a wannabe by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

    And who's just proved that they don't understand the meaning of the word 'grok'?

  124. Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed by gunga · · Score: 1

    "grinding data into digestible chunks for his boss to use in extracting more money from an unsuspecting public"

    this is good, you should write

  125. I've read it... by jevring · · Score: 1

    ...and it's awesome!

    He gets the tech mostly right, but he also adds some extravagant sci-fi-esque stuff to make it more interesting. What I primarily liked about this book is that it doesn't read like something written by a computer scientist turned author, but rather like something written by a professional. The author has true skill, and I appreciate that. Too many books have an interesting story concept, only to turn out to be garbage because the author isn't very good.

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  126. Re:Hey, this is Unix! I know this! by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

    Actually, if they were using IRIX, having a couple of staff members eaten by dinosaurs is probably a relatively good outcome.

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  127. Re:Nope. Never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to forget Glasshouse, his best novel up to date.

  128. Re:Nope. Never. by chrish · · Score: 1

    I only wrote one (not very successful, sadly), but I've tech edited a pile!

    Still working on that novel though... and that video game... and...

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  129. Re:Nope. Never. by rpresser · · Score: 1

    "Nope. Never." is an amazingly appropriate title for a post that recommends you read James P Hogan. Hogan's work sucks ass and his personality is worse.

  130. Re:Nope. Never. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    If you're going to be a *real* writer, it's not enough to believe in yourself. You have to be good enough to get others to believe in you too.

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  131. Re:Nope. Never. by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

    ...and regarding that "relative that calls you and asks what happened to their toolbar in word that seems to have disappeared may not really get this book," um...wait...I and many of my technically educated colleges and friends (engineers, scientists, systems analysts, etc.) are frequently baffled by capricious and suboptimal behavior in MS Office products, especially as they morph from sensible to nonsensical and back again across versions. To be fair, that applies to any product, not just MS. Not all HCI schemes are necessarily intuitive, even (maybe especially) to people who live in the system development lifecycle. I've spent, and likely will continue to spend, a fair amount of my time cycling through both tech documentation and MS "Help" menus. :P

  132. No by Archtech · · Score: 1

    "have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of us, a geek, wrote a techno-thriller?"

    I may have, decades ago, before I discovered Greg Egan, Alastair Reynolds, Charles Stross, Gregory Benford, Robert Forward, Fred Hoyle, Robert Heinlein, Christopher Anvil... (continue until you get tired).

    Or doesn't science fiction qualify as "techno-thriller"?

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  133. Re:Nope. Never. by fractoid · · Score: 1

    Where are my mod points when I need them? This ain't a troll and it ain't flamebait. There are very valid reasons for self-publishing which don't involve suck (or suck related to the artwork, at least). One, as said, is that publishers would much rather fund the latest and greatest sequel that they can guarantee will be a mediocre success than they would back some guy in a garage who just happens to have a brand new sound. Another is that... well, it's _possible_ now in a way that it wasn't even 5 years ago. Digital content distribution is turning the Internet into the world's biggest, most open market.

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  134. Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed by fractoid · · Score: 1

    One has to ask, "do you have a mother?" If so, "have you spoken to her in years?"

    There are some universal constants, and one of those is that mothers enjoy feeding their children, however grown up those are. :P

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  135. Re:Nope. Never. - Reviewed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    epic thread

  136. Re:Nope. Never. by DieNadel · · Score: 1

    If I could pick just one book to be turned into a movie it would be Cryptonomicon (specially since TLoTR's already done and The Hobbit is on its way).

    It has the geek and math content that would make me happy, the sex appeal that would make me and my wife happy, and the historical related plot that would make me, my wife and my in-laws happy. A triple-win!

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  137. Re:Nope. Never. by jscalbny · · Score: 1

    Any time a non-specialist is writing in or about a highly specialized field there are going to be *cringe* moments. If the story is actually good you either don't notice, don't care, or get a chuckle.

    I'm an archaeologist (yes, not everyone reading slashdot is an IT person). The "forensic anthropology" drivel of that show "Bones" drives me to distraction. The Indiana Jones movies were ridiculous but highly entertaining. Tomb Raider - utter drivel, but still entertaining. Apocalypto - excruciatingly painful drivel. Stargate - amusing drivel, but entertaining. Et cetera.

    A good writer researches enough so that those gotchas don't drag you out of the story, but unless they happen to be an expert on the subject it's guaranteed that someone somewhere is going to be grinding their teeth about it.

  138. Re:Nope. Never. by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    What, you mean like this one?

  139. Re:Nope. Never. by lgw · · Score: 1

    There are no hard-and-fast rules for writing a novel, but there are rules you problably shouldn't break unless you're a great writer and can actully pull it off. Charlie Stross is entertaining, but he writes prose of average quality, certainly not strong enough to avoid this being just a distracting gimmick.

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  140. 3 tips for great success: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scrivener
    http://www.literatureandlatte.com/
    even if you have to get a polycarbonate macbook to run it on.
    ( & a Nice Big Screen to plug inta tha thang, fer deskwerk )

    Stein on Writing ( Sol Stein )
    http://www.amazon.com/Stein-Writing-Successful-Techniques-Strategies/dp/0312254210/

    Writing Fiction Step by Step ( Josip Novakovich )
    http://www.amazon.com/Writing-Fiction-Step-Josip-Novakovich/dp/1884910351/

    [ not affiliated ]

    The MEANS for writing thoroughly well...

    Cheers,

  141. Re:Nope. Never. by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

    Not everything self-published is crap... the big issue comes when things are self-edited.

    Thinking that you've made it big enough to stop needing an editor is a sign that you need to stop writing.

  142. Alright, so anybody seen...... by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

    .hack//Sign?

    Guy makes MMO, uploads his memory to the game, and dies. Leaving a bunch of code that takes on a life of it's own and puts children in a coma.

  143. Daemon is good beach-reading by akunak · · Score: 1

    Well, I bought the hardback in the SF section last weekend and also could not put it down. It is a thriller, with a bit of out-there tech that doesn't jar the bs detector too much. It'll make a great movie script but it is certainly not going to win any writing awards.

    For tech and truly original ideas as well as actual good writing, go for Stephenson: Cryptonomicon, Diamond Age, Snow Crash.

    For beach reading though, I await Suarez's 2010 sequel,

  144. Re:Nope. Never. by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Wouldn't that be, "He's a successful novelist"? ;)

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  145. Re:Nope. Never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I accidentally quite a few books in my per month, is this bad y/n?

  146. Don't you read SF? by elizabeth.pl · · Score: 1

    SF is *full* of scientist authors or authors who grok tech: Greg Bear, Gregory Benford, Isaac Asimov, Aurthur C Clark, Peter F Hamilton, Neal Stephenson, Alistair Reynolds, Jules Verne.

    And how can we say grok with even mentioning Heinlein?!
    I thought you people were nerds.
    Elizabeth feels like a stranger....