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How To Keep Rats From Eating My Cables?

An anonymous reader writes "I am curious to know what vermin prevention/eradication methods are used in other locations. I am working at a dealership and we have an exterminator man who puts out glue traps and bait stations, but they still come and eat my cable. The latest was a couple of fiber runs — very expensive. I have threatened my boss with a cat for the server room (my office), going so far as to cruise the local Humane Society's website and eye-balling a nice Ragdoll-Siamese mix. Even if I do feel like dealing with a litter box, cat hair in the equipment and pouncings on my keyboards (and I'm not sure I do), that only covers the server room. We have multiple buildings on the campus which get locked up to prevent theft, but it isn't secure enough to keep out the critters and the latest chew spot was in the ceiling. Any ideas?"

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  1. Three options by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way. So your best be it to figure out what the hell they're eating, and shut down their food supply. They'll move on shortly thereafter.

    The word "campus" may put paid to that notion, however. Campus implies lots of people, lots of garbage, and lots of space. God help you if it's a college campus, the promised land of vermin the world over, where bulldog sized rats subsist on half a cheeseburger out of the dumpster. If that's the case, then there is no way you'll be able to shut off their food.

    Introducing predators isn't necessarily a bad idea, but its a measure that can, in no way, co-exist with traditional methods of poison and trapping. Your predator will likely set off the traps and poison itself on the bioaccumulated toxins in the bodies of its prey. If you do get a cat, better feed it a bunch of activated charcoal with its kibble.

    Which brings us to poison and trapping. It's not that they don't work. They work GREAT. If they're not working, it means you're not using enough. You need to come to the budgetary equilibrium where the amount you spend on extermination makes sense based on the cost of cable replacement.

    So if you can't shut off their food, and you can't stomach the thought of your kitties/ferrets/snakes keeling over dead from poison every month or two, you're going to have to up the extermination.

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    1. Re:Three options by kaputtfurleben · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He said he works at a dealership, and I can only assume that he means a car dealership. Have you ever seen a car dealership on a college campus?

    2. Re:Three options by poopdeville · · Score: 5, Informative

      They could also try to secure the installations with expanding urethane foam sealant. This is the stuff the Mythbusters used to "prank a car", and that Mike Rowe used a few weeks ago to seal a mine shaft.

      http://www.homeenvy.com/db/9/49.html

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    3. Re:Three options by deraj123 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever seen a car dealership on a college campus?

      Sounds like a great idea though. College kids are notorious for irresponsible use of credit. (Really, my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college...).

    4. Re:Three options by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Good call. I spaced on that part. That's almost worse though, because of what may be nearby. A river, some fast food places, one of those goddamn toxic peanut factories.

      All the same points apply though. Stop the food. Or get some exterminators...Some good ones if the rats are coming from a neighboring property. Maybe see if you can report your neighbors for excessive vermin?

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    5. Re:Three options by Chabo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In addition: as much as it's great to bring a cat home from the shelter so they can take in another one (especially now, with people abandoning cats when their houses get foreclosed... who would do that?!?), ask yourself why you're getting the cat.

      Make sure that you're not just getting the cat to be a roving rattrap. You're going to be responsible for the care of a living being, remember -- regardless of whether the cat is actually a good mouser, it's your responsibility to give it a good home.

      Also, just to warn you, Siamese cats are very loud and whiny. We just got one, and she's very needy, and talks your ear off if she wants something. Look at some Youtube videos of Siamese cats. I have no idea how a mix would be, but I just wanted to warn you...

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    6. Re:Three options by Cassini2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rats and mice are also different problems. If you have mice, cats are very effective. Mice will not even approach anywhere they think a cat lives. If you have rats, you will need a larger predator. At least a big cat, that you know will take out rats. Rats are much larger than mice.

      I would consider lining everywhere there are cables with glue traps. That will catch anything that goes near the cables. Unfortunately, it could also be highly annoying. Line everywhere a cable enters or exits a small whole with steal wool. Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building, because they can move freely through such small entry points. They also seek out heat.

      Finally, if the problem is rats, then it is much easier to block entry to the buildings. Rats are much larger than mice, so physical protection methods work better against rats. Be prepared to use concrete and steel solutions. Rats and squirrels can chew through wood. My experience is that rats will eat plastic much more readily than mice. Rats are much larger than mice, and are tougher to catch. Mouse traps are ineffective against rats. Consider sheathing your wiring in metal and/or concrete. Quick setting concrete is an easy way to plug oddly shaped holes. Metal conduit can be terminated with liquid tight fittings. Between the two solutions, you should be able to prevent mice and rats from either going through conduit, or going around conduit and exploiting holes in the building walls.

    7. Re:Three options by dfm3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way.

      I wish I had a source for this... but I remember reading somewhere that rats are generalist foragers who will try nibbling on just about anything they come across to see if it's edible or not. When they come across a foreign substance (a seed, a fruit, a piece of garbage, a nice shiny cable), they'll try a few bites of it. if it makes them sick, they throw it up and remember not to eat it again- apparently they have very good memory.

      This is what makes poisoning them so difficult, and why rat poisons are designed to have a delayed effect. Plastic, on the other hand, won't necessarily make a rat sick in small quantities (it isn't exactly digestible), and new plastic products often "outgas" just enough to produce odors which rats can pick up on. So, when a rat happens across a foreign object with a funky smell (your newly laid cable), it's inclined to take a few nibbles.

    8. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      (Really, my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college...).

      If he waited a few years he could have defaulted on it and gotten a Governmental bailout ;)

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    9. Re:Three options by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what if it's not mice or rats at all? What if it's Chuck Mangione, living in the dealership, trying to shut off network access to prevent sales?

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    10. Re:Three options by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Really, my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college

      My sister did this (but it was Visa).

      Her car died, and she needed a new one. My dad checked out a Hyundai at the local dealer (this was back in the '80s when they had just come to the US), and told her to get one -- He figured she'd finance it and he'd send her a check (didn't believe in credit).

      Instead, she put it on his Visa card (it was the minimal $4995 model). My dad paid it off in full, but had a bit of a surprise there.

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    11. Re:Three options by techess · · Score: 5, Informative

      Having had rats as pets, I can attest that rats can chew through concrete. Poison sucks because when they die you've got rotting corpses all over the place. The most important thing to do is get rid of food sources. Once that is done, there are several options. Some police stations are using stray cats to help with the rodent problem. They are using feral cats though so they don't desire human interaction. Throw a feral cat in a building and you may never see it again, just clean up the box and keep food & water out. They also are good at getting up into drop ceilings. Be careful though I've got a cat who is a wire chewer so you may just be adding another cable destroyer to the mix.

      Some people recommend plaster of paris (dry) mixtures because when they eat it, it clogs them up and I guess they don't stink as much when they die. I haven't tried it so I can't say for sure. Mix this with traps in areas that are easy to clean and you've got a start. My personal preference for keeping rats out of my barn/hay is the rat snake. They don't chew on cables and unlike a cat, they hunt out rats nests. A good rat snake(s) will eat most if not all of the litters and that can do more to get rid of your population than anything else.

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    12. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Use STEEL WOOL the rats hate it. That really helped us.

    13. Re:Three options by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they try to get rid of all the rats, then who will sell the cars??

      Oh you mean the furry rodent type... Gotcha!

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    14. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Rats actually cannot vomit, but otherwise you are pretty much correct.

    15. Re:Three options by stonedcat · · Score: 5, Funny

      For someone who has had pet rats you sure are a sadistic bastard when it comes to killing them....

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    16. Re:Three options by Idaho · · Score: 4, Informative

      When they come across a foreign substance (a seed, a fruit, a piece of garbage, a nice shiny cable), they'll try a few bites of it. if it makes them sick, they throw it up and remember not to eat it again- apparently they have very good memory.

      The first part is probably true, the second part isn't, AFAIK: rats can't throw up. It is physically impossible for them. This is also why they have such a very good memory for what they can and can't eat, and only try a small amount the first time. If they get sick they just have to wait it out basically, and hope they survive. This is why surviving rats learn very well to be careful, and remember insanely well what made them sick.

      This is probably why you have to use bio-accumulative poisons to kill rats, I suppose. (And even then they might still learn because they recognize the smell on other dead rats!)

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    17. Re:Three options by value_added · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way. So your best be it to figure out what the hell they're eating, and shut down their food supply. They'll move on shortly thereafter.

      I'll add to what you just wrote.

      First, it's true that rats don't eat cables and instead use the insulation to make their nests, but it's worth pointing out that rats will eat almost anything, and what they don't eat they tend to chew up to make their nests. If you have just cables, consider yourself lucky. The typical homeowner with rats in the garage will see his papers, books, and furniture destroyed.

      Second, what rats don't eat or chew on will be likely be covered in shit and urine. Rats do this on the move (no stopping for a private piss in the corner for them) so expect everything to be dirtied, if not damaged.

      Third, what isn't eaten, chewed, shit on, or pissed on may be salvageable, but that may not be good enough. Rats carry all sorts of diseases (as do their fleas), but their leftovers (saliva, urine, droppings, etc.) are similarly problematic. Hantavirus, for example, is common enough in the US, and breathing in dust from a rat infestation should be considered a real risk.

      As for "moving on", yes, they'll move on, but they tend to stay until they decide to do so. It's not unlike ants. Leave some food unattended for a day, and you'll have ant problems for weeks. Do it again, and they'll calculate the moving average in their little brains, and you'll have ant problems for far longer than you'd think. Female rats, IIRC, will go into heat every few days, and will mate with anyone (incest is no problem). The little fuckers reach sexual maturity after a few few weeks of being born. That suggests that once you have a rat problem, you will continue to have a rat problem.

      I have a neighbour who is the kind of woman you see on the local news from time to time: too many cats to count. She also has lots of fruit trees. The rats come for the fruit and cat food, but the cats are too well fed to be of any use, so the rats end up in my garage. Occassionally, they dig through the drywayll and end up in my kitchen.

      Killing them with poison is, regrettably, the best approach. In a rural or farm environment, cats, terriers and owls tend to keep their populations in check.

    18. Re:Three options by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 5, Funny

      You notice he used the past tense.

    19. Re:Three options by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Informative
      Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building, because they can move freely through such small entry points. They also seek out heat.

      Mice also tend to move along walls. If you think your workplace has a problem with mice, moving the cables well away from the walls will go a long way toward protecting them, and glue and/or spring traps set along the walls will often get rid of them.

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    20. Re:Three options by ptx0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Canadian Bobcats are only slightly larger (1.25x) the size of a standard tomcat, and will not eat humans.. They do like rats, however.

    21. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      His fault for trusting someone else with his card details.

      The credit card company would disagree. It would actually be the merchants fault for not checking the signature on the back of the card.

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    22. Re:Three options by Chyeld · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great, now we are going to have Canadian cats stealing, hard working, American cat's jobs.

    23. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      regardless of whether the cat is actually a good mouser, it's your responsibility to give it a good home

      That would be the luck. Convince your boss to let you get a cat and then you get something as fat and lazy as my girlfriends cat. She watched a mouse walk across the living room floor once and didn't move. Umm, why exactly are we keeping a roof over your head and feeding you if you aren't gonna pull your weight again?

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    24. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's funny that 'faggot hippie' is an insult, but 'homophobic rednecked moron' is just a statement of fact.

    25. Re:Three options by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I think he should adopt a bunch of cats AND put out the poison. But I guess this is why I'm not a consultant.

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    26. Re:Three options by vrmlguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most of the farms I'm familiar with have a colony of cats living in each barn. Each colony gets a fixed ration of food each day, and no, none of the cats have ever been "fixed". Those cats will chase anything they think they can eat.

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    27. Re:Three options by iron+spartan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Instead of highly poisonous, how about something that is just highly unpleasant?

      I live on a farm, and have had good luck getting things to not chew on my cables, or power wires for that matter, by rubbing them with habanero peppers. Poison takes time to work. Habaneros work damn near instantly.

    28. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now, (under 99.9999% of all merchant agreements) merchants are not allowed to verify signatures

      Says who? Our merchant agreement says that we are supposed to verify signatures.

      or ask for ID.

      Your right about that part. Mastercard will actually fine you if you ask for ID or post minimum purchase amounts. Visa isn't as aggressive (in my experience) but can do the same thing if they get a bug up their butt.

      The push for RFID chips is not about security, it's about shifting the burden on the user, instead of the banks.

      The burden has never been on the banks. If my card is lost and used to buy $2,000 worth of crap at Best Buy then Best Buy is going to be out the money when they lose the chargeback. You think the bank is going to allow themselves to take the hit? Can I have some of what you are smoking?

      And what push for RFID chips? Other than a handful of novelty credit cards I've never come across them.

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    29. Re:Three options by xeoron · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know that to stop rabbits from munching on cables vitamin-e oil stops them. They can't stand it. No idea if that would work on rats, but perhaps it may cause someone to think of a related solution that does not involve harmful chemicals and traps.

    30. Re:Three options by DiLLeMaN · · Score: 3, Funny

      That, or "everything is bigger in America, including Bobcats" bragging.

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    31. Re:Three options by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It was in her name (secondary card).

      It wasn't a problem, it was just a good laugh -- "She bought her car on the Visa".

      To be honest, a few years back, I tried the same thing -- was going to buy a car on my home equity line, didn't have the checks with me, but the dealer wouldn't let me put more than $5K on the home equity Visa.

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    32. Re:Three options by Eil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have to agree with the parent. Cats are not tools to be thrown at a problem. They are intelligent creatures and require regular care and attention. Do not try to own a cat, dog, or other animal if you don't know how to take care of them. The submitter might know his stuff about I.T. but plainly knows nothing of either pests or pets.

      Please submitter: have your company hire or consult someone who knows what they are doing when it comes to pest control. You worry about the computers. I don't know what on earth possessed you ask other I.T. nerds for advice either.

    33. Re:Three options by AaronW · · Score: 4, Informative

      I second this. If you can see the hole stuff it tightly with steel wool. I had a constant problem until I used steel wool to plug the entry point.

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    34. Re:Three options by AsmordeanX · · Score: 5, Informative

      Steel wool works great but isn't advised for long term use. It is flammable and if it gets wet it rusts and makes a nasty mess.

      Copper wool costs more but is just as effective with the benefit that spark won't ignite it and when it gets wet it basically stays the same.

    35. Re:Three options by kilodelta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You could also turn to armoring critical cables.

    36. Re:Three options by darrylo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cats need to be TAUGHT how to catch mice by their mother, while they're still young. If they're not taught, they're probably not going to think of mice as food (or toys).

    37. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interesting. I automatically assumed a weed dealer.

    38. Re:Three options by xeoron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I once had a dog that loved to play fetch with rocks... it was so bad that if someone threw a ball, then she usually returned with a rock. For a few days we covered any rock she would give us us to throw for her with very hot Tabasco sauce. It worked for about a day, but then she realized if she dropped it into the pool it would be just like new. We gave up the covering approach soon after that. That and playing reverse fetch with a dog to get their rock from the deep end of the pool became rather annoying.

    39. Re:Three options by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please submitter: have your company hire or consult someone who knows what they are doing when it comes to pest control. You worry about the computers. I don't know what on earth possessed you ask other I.T. nerds for advice either.

      Pshaw. When you have a nerd problem, you need a nerd solution.

      Caesium-137 is radioactive, toxic, and liquid at slightly above room temperature. Warm it up to melt it, then pour it all along your cable paths.

      Better still, Technetium-99 is a gamma emitter. Let's see... Technetium melts at around 4000 degrees F, so wear some gloves when you're pouring it along your cabling. Soon, the gamma radiation will scramble the rat's DNA causing them to grow to a Rodent of Unusual Size at which point the rats will no longer be interested in eating mere cabling.

      You could always buy a Mousetrap which will give you something to do while waiting for the Technetium to melt.

      There are some mousetrap videos that you might also reference.

      Peter

    40. Re:Three options by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No. It isn't true. Instinct is indeed to chase pretty much anything that moves, that isn't a 'friend'.

      I've had multiple cats that we adopted from kittens ( as young as 6 weeks, having to nurse via eye-dropper ) that would hunt too damned much. We didn't have a #&$((@ mouse problem until one particular bastard of a cat started bring (live!) mice in from the field 'for later'.
      Ah, I miss that cat.

    41. Re:Three options by meyekul · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can do this, but the results might depend on who your neighbor is. I used to work in a video store in a shopping center, next door to a Wal-Mart. One day the landlord calls up and says we've been reported for excessive vermin by Wal-Mart, and the rats are becoming a problem to them. We, a video store, who rents movies, were drawing more rats than Wal-Mart, that sells various things including food? Not likely, but guess who got to pay the exterminator anyway?

  2. Conduits by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And if you can't "afford" conduit, make your own. Garden hose (which rats don't eat through), PVC, etc.

    1. Re:Conduits by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's always a way to get a protective sheath overtop of a cable run.

      You can slit a large rubber tube or PVC pipe section and slip it over the cabling in the exposed sections.

      You can also take ducting metal and screw it over the exposed cables to connect it up to whatever wall or corner it's running along. It -will- cost money to do, but that cost is almost certainly less than the cost of replacing fiber, and so should be an easy sell.

  3. The Simple Option by snowgirl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Rat Poison.

    Yeah, this is "inhumane" etc, whatever. But that's the only way to reduce the population fast enough to make a difference. Most pest control people want to use poisons, because they know it's the only way that works, but then people insist "omg no! you have to be humane about it!"

    Look people. If you want the pests gone, there's really only one option that works.

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    1. Re:The Simple Option by merreborn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Rat Poison.

      Yeah, this is "inhumane" etc, whatever.

      It's arguably less inhumane than the glue traps they're using now.

    2. Re:The Simple Option by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Glue traps are the absolute worst! Anyone here ever think of what happens? The mouse gets stuck on the trap until it dies from starvation or dehydration. Plan old spring loaded mouse traps work great, and kill it instantly. Although, have a sick story on the glue traps. 20 years ago in HS, working at McDs, I had a cheap manager and a lot of mice. He bought glue traps, and wanted to "reuse" them. By reuse, he thought he could just pull the mouse off the trap. We, he is pulling on that tail, and that mouse is squeaking like hell, and he pulled so hard he pulled the damn spine out of the mouse. The was a quick end to the glue traps and the real exterminators came in the next day.

    3. Re:The Simple Option by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Informative

      My girlfriend's landlord put in glue traps.
      We started hearing this weird high-pitched noise, like a flyback transformer in a CRT going wonky.
      It was mice screaming because they'd been stuck to the glue trap for days and were starving to death.

      If you want to get them loose without killing them don't pull them. A: you pull parts off and B: they're still covered in glue so they just stick to debris and fluff and leaves and whatever else. Vegetable oil will get them loose. Just, y'know, don't use a lot or you end up with drowned oily mice.

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  4. Terrier dog by Nimey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    there's a breed called the rat terrier, not as common as it once was, but probably other terriers could do for this work. Possibly you can deal better with typical dog behaviors better than cat behaviors.

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  5. Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can get this at any hardware or garden store. Basically it is just a spray bottle full of capsaicin, which is what gives chili peppers their kick. It is commonly sold as rabbit or deer repellent sprays. Aviaries, which have huge rodent problems, will mix hot pepper powder in with bird seed because birds are not affected by it, but the rodents won't touch the seeds then. But a warning - DO NOT get this on your eyes or hands and apply it to the cables in a well ventilated area or outside. And if you put it on cables, you need to wear gloves in the future when handling them.

  6. Snakes by hodagacz · · Score: 5, Funny

    A couple of Ball pythons in the cable runs, and those rats will be history as will anybody poking around where they're not supposed to...

    1. Re:Snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there any problem Python *can't* solve?

  7. Re:Cats ? by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Cats have been used widely to get rid of rats and mice since the beginning of time. perhaps you should get some of those ?

    Not all cats are good mousers, however. It really helps to have one who was properly taught by their mama-cat how to do it.

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  8. I think it starts with lizards... by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, you could always introduce some sort of lizards to eat the rats. And then, after the lizard population explodes you could...uh, well, I'm not sure of the exact steps, but I think it all ends up with gorillas freezing to death in the winter. Or something like that.

  9. Use Cat-5 cable by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mice are five times more afraid of it.

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  10. Instill Fear by Nyall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mount their little heads on spikes.

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  11. Boring by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Use high voltage cables and let evolution do the rest.

    1. Re:Boring by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

      My god - high voltage resistant rats

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    2. Re:Boring by orclevegam · · Score: 4, Funny

      My god - high voltage resistant rats

      You sir win 2 internets and owe me a new monitor and keyboard.

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    3. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep. If evolution is going to do its work, we will see soon coming from this guy "campus" rats that are high-voltage resistant, can't be poisoned, can live eating only rubber cables, and are smart enough to figure out the guy's passwords.
      So, let's brace ourselves for the super-internet-mega-rats...

  12. I always wondered by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There HAS to be a reason why cables are usually put in conduits and/or PVC pipes. If you have bare cables lying around, you're asking for trouble.

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  13. But this is the right movie by auric_dude · · Score: 3, Funny
  14. Conduit by markdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know this is a strange concept, but there is this stuff called conduit. You know, that metal tube stuff that has been used in buildings for eons. That stuff that you run wire through.

    It is available in both flex and solid. You can bet all *MY* fiber runs are in steel conduit (even though all my wire stuff is not).

    BTW- I like the word "stuff".

  15. Re:Remove food, remove rats by jo42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    He also needs to find out what wise ass coated his cables with peanut butter - and take appropriate retaliatory measures.

  16. Go Wireless by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Can't eat air!

    One of the great reasons why wireless networking and phone technology is popular in Africa is that the copper thieves can't steal the wires. One area I visited often, many years back, had a 25 mile long telephone cable to a phone that never worked. By the time the installation crew finished the installation the first half of the line would be gone and they'd wait for the next year's budget and start all over again...

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    1. Re:Go Wireless by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Depending on the application, wireless might simply be too slow. I've worked on a wireless connection in my office for a few months, and it was torture. The main problem was that we weren't using commercial wireless access points, just regular home ones due to budget issues. I was so happy to get a regular wired network connection after.

  17. it sounds like you have tasty content by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    stop all streaming video of "ratatouille" and blog posts of rat porn, and start serving up content that rats don't like. introduce random packets of lolcat jppegs, maybe streaming video of "mrs frisby and the rats of nimh". you'll soon find the rats aren't as interested anymore at chewing into your cables to get to the content on your network, as they will find it unappealing

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  18. THe Old Ways Are Often The Best. by senorpoco · · Score: 5, Informative

    .22 air rifle, 3 Beers and 2 cans of Redbull. Make a night of it.

  19. Two additional options (not exclusive) by MoFoQ · · Score: 3, Informative

    one is a coating for the cabling to "discourage" chewing.
    popular choices are anything capsaicin based or something with a bitter substance (bitter to rodents that is)

    another is those ultra-sonic repellers (it's worth a try....some rats may not give a "rat's" ass about it and still continue to do their deeds)

    In the end, it may not be just one thing but a combination of things.
    poisons to kill off the rats, deterrents to prevent them from chewing on cabling, and making it very unpleasant for them to live on the lot.
    Especially, yanking out the welcome mat from under them.
    Those rats who don't learn not to leave and not to chew on the cables will get poisoned.

    1. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amusingly, the Denatonium article lead me to the one conerning phenylthiocarbamide and the following quote struck me.

      The genetic taste phenomenon of PTC was discovered in 1931 when a DuPont chemist named Arthur Fox accidentally released a cloud of a fine crystalline PTC. A nearby colleague complained about the bitter taste, while Dr. Fox, who was closer and should have gotten a strong dose, tasted nothing. Fox then continued to test the taste buds of assorted family and friends, setting the groundwork for future genetic studies. The genetic correlation was so strong that it was used in paternity tests before the advent of DNA matching.

      That ladies and gentlemen, is how science is done. Spill some shit and see who falls over dead, goes blind, or starts growing a third arm. Then do studies to "Find Out Why".

    2. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Ionized · · Score: 3, Informative

      Want a cheap way to dissuade the rats from chewing on your wires? Buy the hottest hot sauce you can find, or better yet just buy some pure capsaicin powder. Dissolve it in a liquid and put it in a lawn sprayer, then wander around spraying all the wires.

      I have a feeling that the rats will leave your wires alone after that.

      As capsaicin is soluble in warm water and alcohol, but not cold water, you may need to dissolve the powder in an alcohol/water mix.

  20. Battle Stations!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Clearly, you need to deploy one or more Rat Zapper Battle Stations

    They work great. Rats die humanely. Things that eat rats, don't.

    I mean to say, things that eat them don't die, not that they die horrible, lingering deaths.

    Well, of course they will die, eventually. But not from this.

    I mean, unless they're other rats.

    1. Re:Battle Stations!!! by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Know anything on the other end of the spectrum? Something less humane?

      You want less humane? Glue traps hit the other end of the spectrum. Basically, they're stuck there until one of three things happen:

      1. They stick their nose in the glue to try to chew their legs free and die of suffocation. This doesn't happen as often as you might think.
      2. They die of dehydration over the course of several days. It doesn't get less humane than that!
      3. A human discovers them struggling in the trap and kills them. Not a popular option with many people, who frequently opt to throw the living rat in the garbage can (see #2 above.) If you find one, my best suggestion is to bash their skulls hard and quickly with a blunt instrument. Be decisive, don't just give them a bump on the head and expect them to die. A shovel or ice chopper works, too. Drowning is a very poor choice -- I still feel guilty about that one. :-(
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  21. Re:Remove food, remove rats by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can't have been peanut butter...The rats are still alive.

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  22. Pied Piper by roesti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you considered dressing up as a minstrel and playing some music? Apparently, that's worked before.

  23. Cats kill rats just fine by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Informative
    Our cats kill rats in the barn and house just fine. They started doing this as kittens (4 months old or so). The adult cats will even kill rabbits.

    These are just regular sized cats with no ninja training.

    Rats will happily rip a hole through drywall so don't really care if you block up holes. I blocked up some holes with chew-proof material and the bastards just ripped another hole.

    If you have rats inside, then the chances are that they are an overflow population from somewhere else. We didn't have rats in the house until the population built up in the barn and the "turf wars" pushed some of the rats into the house. As soon as we killed a lot of the rats in the barn they disappeared from the house.

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    1. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are just regular sized cats with no ninja training.

      I know you said that tongue in cheek, but realistically speaking if they've been doing it since they were 4 months old, then yes they did have the requisite 'ninja training'. House cats (and dogs), from experience, don't know squat about how to hunt or kill effectively because they never learned how and didn't need to. They might learn how to scavenge, and might even get lucky enough if they are in a 'high target' location to get a few kills, but they never do learn how to do it 'right'.

      That might sound pedantic, but it's important to realize that if you are going for a 'mouser' at the local Humane Society, you may have to do quite a bit of looking to find the right one.

      Barn bred cats are the ninja's of the cat world.

    2. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Dasher42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > Barn bred cats are the ninja's of the cat world.

      Absolutely. My grandfather had barnyard cats, and I watched one of them make a habit of stalking squirrels like a pro. She knew that the squirrel would dash for the nearest tree, and would line herself up behind the tree so that the squirrel actually ran *towards* her when startled, allowing for a quick swipe of the paw. Then, she knew how to grab the neck to avoid getting bitten. As spastic and clever as squirrels are, rats are in serious trouble from a feline hunter like that.

    3. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, because a lucky kill on a pet creature that hasn't learned itself how to survive as prey is the same thing as actually being a skillful and cunning hunter capable of not just surviving on what you bring in, but being able to catch live prey to bring to your litter to train them on how to do it.

      Yes, all cats have instincts. That doesn't mean they are ready killers from the git go. When I was a teenager, my family moved from suburbia to a farm. Our house pets were transitioned from house pet to yard pet.

      Yes, the cat stalked the rodents. Yes the dog would chase and even sometimes tree coon's and dillos. But neither of them had a freaking clue what to do then, and most of the time even failed at that. When they did manage to catch some sick or terminally stupid creature, half the time they'd play with it not having gained the 'kill reflex' when they were young. Half the time they'd bite at it ineffectively in random spots. Neither of them ever got the "grab the neck" instinct or in the case of the dog, the "shake vigorously" instinct.

      Contrast that to the cats and dogs that came after, the ones that actually came from litters that were raised and born outside and I guarantee you that you'll immediately notice what I'm talking about.

      Since their children have moved out a long time ago, my folks have salved their 'empty nest' syndrome by keeping a colony of cats and a couple of dogs. Although most are born 'wild', a good number of them are still 'take ins' from people my parents know in the community who need a good home for their cats and you can ALWAYS tell the difference between the ones who grew up knowing how to kill and the ones that didn't.

  24. Not the humane society by nsayer · · Score: 4, Informative

    You were probably kidding, but I'd like to point out that our local humane society has rules against adopting out animals for the purpose of pest management or hunting.

  25. Funny rat/cat story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once saw a rat run into my garage, and I had heard that cat urine would make them leave so I scooped some used clay litter into a bucket and put it into the garage. I went back the next day and THE RAT HAD EATEN THE FUCKING LITTER!

    Rats are real badasses.

  26. Rats can chew through concrete, go steel by charnov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rats can go right through concrete.

    You should look at ruggedized stainless steel fiber for you expensive short haul fiber and maybe switch to air gap laser or MMDS wireless for long haul or switch it around.

    Both of those are rat proof. check it out http://www.timbercon.com/SS-Cables/index.html

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  27. A lot of the suggestions here won't work. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have/had a similar set of problems.
    1. I've owned pet rats and know what they can eat.
    2. I currently own house rabbits.
    3. I have a recurring mouse problem.

    So lemme sum up. A rabbit can eat through a 14 gauge stranded copper cord of the sort you'd use for your refrigerator. Guess how I figured that out? Since it's starting at one side it doesn't ever cross both the live and neutral, so it doesn't get electrocuted. It can eat every cord off the back of a computer in under three minutes. Guess how I figured that out? A rat doesn't have quite the toothy abilities of a rabbit but it's fairly close. They can certainly cut through thin copper.
    Neither the rabbits nor the rats -- nor my dog -- have been bothered by sprays intended to keep animals from digging/chewing on things. The super hot pepper-derived stuff stopped the rabbits but not the rats, and my dog loves the stuff. The sour/bitter stuff didn't slow any of them down even slightly.
    Plastic split conduit doesn't even slow them down. Even when soaked in bitter or hot do-not-chew stuff.
    Rats can chew through the side of a lead pipe and crawl through a hole the size of a US quarter. I don't have evidence that they can chew through copper pipe but I wouldn't be surprised.
    Reducing food doesn't work. Once they're established, you can't keep the place clean enough. I have no idea how wild mice manage to find nutrition but they do. We keep all our food in sealed containers and vacuum and roomba every other day, and neither the dog nor the sometimes cat deter the mice in the slightest. The mice do, however, drive the dog and the cat completely insane, so if you want to have your predator madly clawing at the wall where it can either hear or smell a mouse, go for it. Both dogs and clawed cats can dig through standard drywall, and then you have a repair to do. (and they remember it and keep trying. Pitbulls are very, very retentive dogs and she'll dig through 12mm thick plywood to get to where she remembers a mouse or rat or squirrel to have hidden, once, six months ago.)

    hate to say it but d-con and other awful poisons are probably the best way to go, as far as eradication, and flexible conduit to protect the lines you can't easily replace.

    As I said elsewhere, glue traps are probably more evil than poison, and oftentimes live traps are as well, because you don't check them often enough and the animal dies of dehydration. And if you're really lucky the animal will manage to drag the glue trap into a place you can't get to and if you're young and still have good ears you can hear its little high-pitched screams for a couple days before it does die.

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  28. Re:Tobasco by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your dog was sane.
    My brothers dog used to chew on the piano.
    So we went and tried the whole hot sauce trick.
    We watched until he tried the chewing on the piano leg again (didn't take long).
    He recoiled and gave it one of those tilted head looks for a sec, then instead of just nibbling on it like he had been he started chewing on it full force like he'd finally found the ultimate food.

    Mycroft

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  29. Don't use a shotgun - seriously! by buss_error · · Score: 5, Funny

    Had a customer with a motorcycle shop that had a rat problem. His dog (Jack Russel) went nuts one day, and the owner pulled out a sawed off shotgun and promptly put a hole through the wall.

    Exit one rat, four servers, a 440 volt three phase power line, air conditioning condenser, and five twinax runs. Add to damages the vet bill (pellets hit the dog), the doctor bill (pellets hit the owner), and my added expense to replace the servers, bring them from cold to hot, re-running the twin-ax cables, and the $5,000.00 USD (and this was back 15 years or so ago, call it about 8,000 USD today) for, and I quote:

    "Extraordinary charge recovery for work location
    in a free fire zone without body armor or hearing
    protection".

    He paid it.

    The rat? We buried it without honors or marking it's grave.

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  30. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by davidsyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I say, set up some tripwires for the rats. Bait them with Ratkensteins, or Frankenrats and treats to eat.

    When they are scurrying about in the dark, on the wire-mesh-gridded floor, one or more of them trigger/s the 25 or so hidden Tesla coils that pop up like Bouncing Betty grenades. Only, these go vertical with wires, and with dart tips, they affix to the ceiling, as zapping and humming set off a cascade of:

    Sqweee-squeee-squee squee, Sqweee-squeee-squee squee (multiplied by how many are getting the charge of their lives)

    And, the problem is solved (nightly) with a

    ratta-tat-tat.

    Of course, mind your voltage, amperage, and other effects, or you'll have body parts stuck on the walls, racks, chairs, and lights. Talk about turning IT/server room into a chamber of horrors.

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  31. Network cables by Skevin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't get just one cat. Get more than one. Get several.

    You're right - Cat 1 and Cat 2 will probably do nothing. Most people won't even think they exist. Cat 3 will do most of the work, but won't harrass rats beyond 100 meters. Cat 4 needs motivation - give it a small token, like a ring.

    Cat 5 can be faster than Cat 3, but like Cat 3, speed and response begin to attenuate after 100 meters. They start dropping packets, which should promptly be buried in the litter box. In the event that rodents bite back, you should consider shielding Cat 5.

    Cat 6 is extremely fast with very little latency, but inflexible and difficult to work with. I use them in my fruit pantry, where rats ate "twisted pears"

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