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One Broken Router Takes Out Half the Internet?

Silent Stephus writes "I work for a smallish hosting provider, and this morning we experienced a networking event with one of our upstreams. What is interesting about this, is it's being caused by a mis-configured router in Europe — and it appears to be affecting a significant portion of the transit providers across the Internet. In other words, a single mis-configured router is apparently able to cause a DOS for a huge chunk of the Net. And people don't believe me when I tell them all this new-fangled technology is held together by duct-tape and baling wire!"

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  1. Few stories back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A couple of Nuclear Subs probably cut an underwater cable...

    1. Re:Few stories back... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nuclear Sub? Is that a new sandwich from Subway?

      "The all new Subway Nuclear Sub: It glows in the dark! Get a lotta green for a little green! Now only $5.99 for a 12-inch! Subway: Eat Fresh!"

    2. Re:Few stories back... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Funny

      A nuclear sub would be one with extra tabasco sauce.

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    3. Re:Few stories back... by mschuyler · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is actually correct. The sub shop in Bremerton (West Coast port for Trident Ballistic Missile Submarines, SSBN-726, etc.) sells the Trident Nuclear Submarine Sandwich with an extra serving of horseradish somewhere in the middle of it. It'll light your hair on fire, or, in my case, turn my scalp red.

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    4. Re:Few stories back... by supernova_hq · · Score: 2, Funny

      A really fun prank is to go to a buffet dinner and put a good spoonful of horseradish into the butter, and stir. Then wait for those gluttonous relatives to load a big knife-full of butter onto their buns!

    5. Re:Few stories back... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      We soften it to make it suitable for drinking in large quantities. How do you think we maintain our shapely physiques?!?

  2. Sorry by Alcoholist · · Score: 4, Funny

    My bad. I never should have cut that tape.

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  3. You get Duct tape? by Forge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lucky Yankees with all your fancy technology. If I told you what we use, nobody would respond for fear that in attempting to respond I would cause a few fatalities.

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  4. I lost a router by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    And took out THE _WHOLE_ INTERNET!!!!!

    It's true! Ask my wife!

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    1. Re:I lost a router by biocute · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which one is true? A lost router took out the whole internet, or you have a wife?

    2. Re:I lost a router by zobier · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you saying that you accidentally the whole Internet?

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    3. Re:I lost a router by Random+Destruction · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. I accidentally the whole internet.

      Is that bad?

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  5. Oops by kbob88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, I *told* Mustafa not to drop the anchor there! But does he listen to me? No...

  6. Oblig. I.T. Crowd by XanC · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is Jen doing with The Internet??

    1. Re:Oblig. I.T. Crowd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Googling Google on google?

  7. Re:Yep, Its true by radish · · Score: 5, Funny

    A rouge machine in the Czech Republic was making bad AS advertisements that caused systems world wide to fail.

    Now I really don't know all that much about large-scale networking so maybe someone could explain this to me. What difference does it make if the router is rouge, versus say, green? or black?

    Thanks for any insight :)

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  8. Re:Half the internet? Are you serious? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Funny

    A router takes out 'half the internet' and I learn this from Slashdot?

    Non, no, no. You messed up the troll and got modded "Insightful". Let me fix that for you:

    A router takes out 'half the internet' and this is front page news at Slashdot? Slow news day?

    Thank you, I'll be here all week...

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  9. Make sure you are using cat 5 bailing wire. by tlambert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make sure you are using cat 5 bailing wire.

    -- Terry

    1. Re:Make sure you are using cat 5 bailing wire. by egcagrac0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can't. It's Monday. No cheezburgers.

  10. It took out 9000 internets by need4mospd · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other words, a single mis-configured router is apparently able to cause a DOS for a huge chunk of the Net.

    This means the router was able to take out over 9000 internets. Quite impressive.

  11. Re:You're doing WHAT with the wire? by Vectronic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Main Entry: bail
    Function: verb
    Date: 1613
    transitive verb
    1 : to clear (water) from a boat by dipping and throwing over the side usually used with out
    2 : to clear water from by dipping and throwing usually used with out

    Bailing Wire = Internet Tubes

  12. I'm not sure I follow by shaitand · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I'm understanding this 'router' thing correctly, its like a faucet connected to the series of tubes?

    If not, exactly what role does this router thing play in tube interaction?

  13. Re:Yep, Its true by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since folks on Slashdot seem to like car analogies, I'll just mention that Red Cars Go Faster and assume that the same law applies for routers.

  14. Re:Yep, Its true by pyite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I really don't know all that much about large-scale networking so maybe someone could explain this to me. What difference does it make if the router is rouge, versus say, green? or black?

    So they announced a route that was, shall we say, malformed. Part of the problem is that due to a Cisco bug (CSCdr54230), some routers choke on it instead of ignoring it. The bug is fixed. It was fixed some time ago. Nonetheless, it's a pretty bad bug, labeled as "1 - catastrophic" by Cisco (in red letters, even). Routers still running affected code versions are having issues.

    And it's only at this point in writing my reply that I realize you were taking advantage of a pun by way of misspelling. I'll leave my reply anyway ;-)

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  15. Re:Ditto the A.C. by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > It must have been the "half the Internet" that I don't use.

    The non-pr0n half.

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  16. You forgot to mention.... by gearloos · · Score: 1, Funny

    You forgot to mention which Microsoft company the router belonged to....

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  17. Re:Intelligence Op by agm · · Score: 5, Funny

    They need to replace it with a network that is designed to survive a nuclear attack. Oh wait, hang on....

  18. Re:Yep, Its true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone knows rouges are overpowered, just ask any mage.

  19. Am I being too vauge? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the problem. You shouldn't use rouge on your routers.

    They think a rouge router is in vouge, but they're out of their leauge. We should haranuge them! A plauge on them! Rip out their tounges so they cannot aruge! Them and their colleauges. Nothing but demagouges and idealouges I say. There can be no dialouge on this matter. Send them to the moruge!

    Are you intriuged by my ideas and want to subscribe to my travelouge?

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    1. Re:Am I being too vauge? by rts008 · · Score: 4, Funny

      *calls 911*
      I think I just witnessed a brutal murder...of a spell checker. Gotta hide my dictionary!

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  20. Re:Pre-FUD propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >Stop pitching it, statist drones.

    When you say 'statist drones' I picture you in your mother's basement wearing her mascara and listening to Rage Against the Machine loudly. How close am I?

  21. Re:Ditto the A.C. by besalope · · Score: 5, Funny

    > It must have been the "half the Internet" that I don't use.

    The non-pr0n half.

    Such a place exists? 0.o

  22. Re:Pre-FUD propaganda by Hecatonchires · · Score: 4, Funny

    You left out 'updating your myspace page', 'writing poetry about how no-one understands' and 'cutting yourself'

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  23. Re:Yep, Its true by Hecatonchires · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, Mages are known for powdering their cheekbones. Rogue's on the other hand, like to stab people in the back.

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  24. I'll bite... by YodaToad · · Score: 3, Funny

    OVER 9000?!

  25. Re:Half the internet? Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A router takes out 'half the internet' and I learn this from Slashdot?

    Seriously, what is/was the impact? I work for a large e-commerce provider and haven't seen a thing that would indicate a problem today.

    Well I'm not sure about you.

    Personally, I have BIGGER news! A single router in a remote rural US state managed to take down the ENTIRE INTERNETS!!!!

    Yes, indeed when I noticed my cat had unplugged the power adapter, I replaced it. Then the ENTIRE internet came back! It was amazing how I single-handedly brought back the whole internets. Al Gore would be proud.

  26. Duct Tape and Bailing wire? by drolli · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like our lab where we try to make a quantum bit.

    1. Re:Duct Tape and Bailing wire? by Beelzebud · · Score: 2, Funny

      That Schrodinger guy was real asshole. I tried his little experiment out and now Fluffy is dead!

  27. "network event" by adavies42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that more like a "severe weather event" or an "extreme savings event"?

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  28. Lord of the Token Ring!!! by Genda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to Sauronet... One Router to Rule them ALL!!!!

  29. Re:Duct-tape and bailing wire by RoboRay · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're all out of gum.

  30. Re:Intelligence Op by kenj0418 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, it wasn't a DOS attack. That was just the Internet becoming self-aware.

    OK, on second thought, maybe worrying is in order.

  31. Re:Intelligence Op by CarpetShark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, this was my first thought as well. It seems clear that the internet, while designed to route traffic through all sorts of alternate links, is almost certainly being routed through single, centralised listening posts at various intervals.

  32. Re:Yep, Its true by andrikos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rouge is overpowdered!

  33. Re:Intelligence Op by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The last time I experienced a DOS attack it evolved into Windows. Didn't come out of that one unscathed.

  34. Re:Yep, Its true by Zwicky · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't the internet designed to withstand WW3?

    Well originally yes. Over the years other needs have dictated a different direction to take it in. These days it is designed not so much to withstand WW3, but to withstand WoW3 (and up).

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  35. The WHOLE Internet... by geekmux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you saying that you accidentally the whole Internet?

    No, no, no, I thought I lost the whole Internet. Then I realized it was just that moron in Accounting again who accidentally put it in his Recycle Bin again.

  36. Re:Intelligence Op by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do not be absurd, fellow meatbag. No worrying is required. All hail INTERNET.

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  37. Re:Intelligence Op by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pointy-haired bosses should be considered WMD's!

    In which case the US would still be the most heavily-armed nation in the world.

  38. Re:Intelligence Op by chaim79 · · Score: 3, Funny

    True, but more people would be interested in disarmament talks. :)

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  39. Re:Intelligence Op by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    give me a break, haven't you read the news? Bush is out of the office, theres no more war, is not like there are people still dying there.. and the debt is forgiven, everything is cool now.

  40. Re:BGP by ThatCanadianGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you expect from Al Gore?

  41. Re:Ditto the A.C. by GNious · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sir, the Nerd-o-meter is shaking violently!"

  42. Re:Half the internet? Are you serious? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes it do's, like in:

    Cat's, dog's, fishe's, women's, boobie's, hammer's, house's etc's

  43. Re:Intelligence Op by Archtech · · Score: 2, Funny

    The internet isn't nearly as bulletproof as the DoD would like and there isn't much they can do about it short of laying new fiber that skips over the vulnerable points.

    Yes, the DoD certainly couldn't afford to lay new fibre. Do you know how much that stuff costs? The DoD's whole annual budget of $515 billion would only pay for a billion kilometres or so of the stuff. That's just barely enough to get to Mars and back (with ten thousand circuits of the Earth thrown in as small change), or one-way to Jupiter.

    Be reasonable.

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