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Startup Threatened Into Settling Over Hyperlinking

An anonymous reader writes "A tiny startup that was threatened by a massive law firm over nothing more than a humble hyperlink has been forced to settle and change its linking policies, handing Goliath the win in this gratuitous trademark case. Under the agreement, real estate startup BlockShopper can no longer include hyperlinks anywhere on its website to Jones Day, a massive Chicago law firm, except explicitly on URL text. Essentially, jonesday.com is okay, but not blah blah blah." I wonder if the owners of jonesdaysucks.com feel the same way.

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  1. oh yizzo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:oh yizzo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let them know how you feel via their contact page at:

      JonesDay's Contact Us page

    2. Re:oh yizzo by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I get the feeling that they are soon to learn about what is called The Streisand Effect - You know, it's where you fuck up on the Internet and the entire fucking Internet takes a moment to let you know about it.... lol

    3. Re:oh yizzo by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder if they have a proper license for all their software... I bet the BSA would like to know, too!

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    4. Re:oh yizzo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I get the feeling that they are soon to learn about what is called The Streisand Effect - You know, it's where you fuck up on the Internet and the entire fucking Internet
      takes a moment to let you know about it.... lol

      Too bad slashdot has so many annoying filters or else I wouldn't have to type these additional comments to bypass them.

                                                                             

    5. Re:oh yizzo by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Streisand Effect isn't so much that one fucks up on the Internet (people do that all the time), but that one fucks with the Internet. Which then proceeds to try a hundred times harder at doing whatever you didn't want it to do.

      Do not taunt happy fun Internet.

    6. Re:oh yizzo by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? You think they're a bunch of litigous bastards? I wouldn't say that... maybe just a bunch of assholes with too much clout in the legal system, and not enough in the real world.

    7. Re:oh yizzo by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do not taunt happy fun Internet. If the internet is a game: You win.

    8. Re:oh yizzo by Sun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Possibly this is just an exercise in reverse psychology:

      1. Threaten and win a frivolous law suite concerning not linking to your site, thus activating the Streisand Effect.
      2. Prominent high ranking site Slashdot starts filling an article with links to you, thus upping your page rank
      3. Profit

      Shachar

    9. Re:oh yizzo by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At least you didn't link to gay porn or child porn or beastiality or golden showers or shit-eaters or goatse.cx or any crude stuff like that...

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    10. Re:oh yizzo by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean their contact page at this poop website about poop and nothing but poop.

    11. Re:oh yizzo by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come now. Seriously. "In Soviet Russia, Streissand affects you!"

      Was it that hard?

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    12. Re:oh yizzo by Macthorpe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Formatting is thus:

      <a href="http://INSERT.URL.HERE">Insert text here</a>

      The above example appears like this:

      Insert text here

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    13. Re:oh yizzo by LingNoi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really, every link to them on slashdot has [jonesday.com] next to it which is what they wanted from the website they sued. Perhaps if slashdot changed the site so that [jonesday.com] didn't appear.. maybe..

    14. Re:oh yizzo by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Im surprised that blockshopper settled out of court here.

      I had a similar experience, with regard to unpaid domains from a place I was doing contract work for.

      When the bills went unpaid, I posted a link to the county courthouse that listed all the current and pending cases said company had against it.

      Almost a year later, I got what is best known as a "Cease and Desist" letter in the mail from an attorney. The letter claimed all sorts of things, that I was knowingly committing libel, along with trademark and copyright violations as well. The threats included if I did not comply were restraining orders, fines, and CRIMINAL charges being filed against me.

      So what did I do? I never responded to the letter, and I posted the letter on my website, for all to read. So now, something that had about 1-2 hits a month, went up to being seen by 10,000+ people. And the lawyer who attached himself to this attempt, is forever associated with it.

      You can read the incompetent attempt at a Cease and Desist Letter here. The company who felt this was an ethical approach was Caton Commercial

      And now, one year later, I have not heard a single response to that letter. Although, in all honesty I wish that I could have gone into a court room, and heard the lawyer who wrote that letter try to explain his case to a judge that the county was publishing libelous information by posting the schedule of its own cases online publicly.

    15. Re:oh yizzo by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Im surprised that blockshopper settled out of court here. I had a similar experience, with regard to unpaid domains from a place I was doing contract work for. When the bills went unpaid, I posted a link to the county courthouse that listed all the current and pending cases said company had against it. Almost a year later, I got what is best known as a "Cease and Desist" letter in the mail from an attorney. The letter claimed all sorts of things, that I was knowingly committing libel, along with trademark and copyright violations as well. The threats included if I did not comply were restraining orders, fines, and CRIMINAL charges being filed against me. So what did I do? I never responded to the letter, and I posted the letter on my website, for all to read. So now, something that had about 1-2 hits a month, went up to being seen by 10,000+ people. And the lawyer who attached himself to this attempt, is forever associated with it. You can read the incompetent attempt at a Cease and Desist Letter [demystify.info] here. The company who felt this was an ethical approach was Caton Commercial [willcounty...tcourt.com] And now, one year later, I have not heard a single response to that letter. Although, in all honesty I wish that I could have gone into a court room, and heard the lawyer who wrote that letter try to explain his case to a judge that the county was publishing libelous information by posting the schedule of its own cases online publicly.

      You did what people need to do in this society... fight back against the bullies. If you don't, the freedoms we have in our society will be gone in the blink of an eye.

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  2. All those lawyers... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...and not one memo to a tech guy for a technological solution? I mean, if you don't like a site deep-linking into your own, isn't it a trivial one-line change to the server setup to block referrers?

    1. Re:All those lawyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When the only tool you have is a hammer...

    2. Re:All those lawyers... by Sethumme · · Score: 4, Informative

      Their goal wasn't to stop referrals; the assumption is that their goal was to harass a website that was posting undesirable (but public) information about one of partners of the law firm.

    3. Re:All those lawyers... by blantonl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ..then you are bound to hit your finger.

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      RadioReference.com
    4. Re:All those lawyers... by Rastan_B2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      burma shave

  3. Cue the Streisand effect in 3...2...1... by tekiegreg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This whole blah blah blah linking scandal is just so blah blah blah stupid. Heck maybe we can cue a blah blah blah Googlebomb to demonstrate just how bad Jonesday is with the handling of this blah blah blah issue.

    BTW: Jonesday, if you're thinking of suing me don't bother, I've got no money and know plenty of lawyers who will work for me anyways. It's not so much blood from a stone as it's blood from a raging inferno.

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    1. Re:Cue the Streisand effect in 3...2...1... by musiholic · · Score: 2

      I used to work for a company that used JonesDay. I don't work there anymore. I don't think I got replaced by a turtle, though that would be really bizarre.

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  4. This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:This just in.... by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah but only because they are cunts, plus I'd hope that links in Slashdot comments are ignored by search engines.

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    2. Re:This just in.... by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've got a few for you: bad lawyers, also known as shitty lawyers, working for a retarded law firm do really bad work.

    3. Re:This just in.... by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We are actually going about this the wrong way. See, if you do a search for "Jones Day", the law firm still comes up first. What we need is something like Jones Day Jones Day Jones Day! (Don't click on the links, trust me!!!) Or some other equally despicable site. Maybe we can get Jones Day the company off the front page of google (maybe not, but I can dream)!

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    4. Re:This just in.... by skinnyrake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps we could link to Tom Jones Day.

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    5. Re:This just in.... by nog_lorp · · Score: 2, Informative

      You want goatse.fr

      It is the only currently running second-level domain for goatse (As per the Wikipedia article).

  5. Apropos of nothing by ChrisGoodwin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It really sucks that the little guy got screwed by a bunch of litigious bastards.

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    1. Re:Apropos of nothing by wisty · · Score: 4, Funny

      The phrase "micro-dicked weasels" has no pages on google, yet. So it would be fairly easy to googlebomb.

    2. Re:Apropos of nothing by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it would be unfair to call them "micro-dicked weasels".

      After all, micro-dicked weasels is a pretty hurtful term, don't you think? What if one of their potential clients see that all these people are calling them that (i.e. micro-dicked weasels)? That would reflect poorly on them and we wouldn't want that.

      .

      .

      ...

      .

      .

      (micro-dicked weasels.)

    3. Re:Apropos of nothing by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Funny

      The micro-dicked weasel (Mustela diem) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In Europe it is known as the cockless weasel or short-dick weasel.

      Physical Description
      The micro-dicked weasel is a member of the family Mustelidae, which includes martens, mink, otters, ferrets, and wolverines. The micro-dicked weasel's low legs, wide hind-quarters, and poor diet give it a pronounced waddle. The micro-dicked weasel's skin secretes a thick, syrupy oil which gives it's coat a greasy sheen.

      I wonder how long a wikipedia page would last...

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  6. grasp of technical matters fail by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have a feeling jones day, are about to have a really bad day.

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    1. Re:grasp of technical matters fail by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was under the impression that Jones Day is a law firm. Lawyers generally don't strive on the reputation of being likable.

      Indeed, if I ever want to stop a website from linking to anything of mine (and I don't know why I ever would), I may call jonesday. Apparently they know how to do it. I might also key their cars on my way into and out of their offices, but I might have done that anyway just because they were lawyers.

    2. Re:grasp of technical matters fail by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lawyers generally don't strive on the reputation of being likable.

      Now you tell me.

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  7. Isn't having a website implicit permission? by Toe,+The · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A website is a public-facing document. It explicitly exists to transfer information from the operators' servers to the computer of anyone who for whatever reason accesses that server.

    It seems unreasonable to claim that there should be any sort of restriction on who can do what with the address that points people to your website. If you don't want people going there, then make your site password-protected.

  8. No Justice, No Peace? by clambake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From TFA: "Do you know, young man, how much money it's going to cost you to defend yourselves against Jones Day?"

    So, basically, here's a just saying, point blank, that he's not in the business of justice... that it's irrelevant if you are right in the eyes of the law, if you don't have enough money, you lose. It's refreshing to see a judge being so honest.

    1. Re:No Justice, No Peace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Welcome to Chicago. We learn to deal with it.

    2. Re:No Justice, No Peace? by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I somehow don't think that Jones Day could make their case against the poor guy if he had just represented himself.

      Jones Day was so wrong that the whole thing would have amounted to about $150,000 in lost hours representing the firm instead of paying customers.

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      -- $G
    3. Re:No Justice, No Peace? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, basically, here's a just saying, point blank, that he's not in the business of justice

      Why? Because he said exactly the same thing repeated day in and day out on slashdot? For saying what is not only conventional wisdom, but unarguably true? It would cost an absolute fortune to defend--even successfully--against this lawsuit. That's simple fact. After all, they're thinking about fighting a law firm. While the /. crowd loves people to expend hundreds of thousands of dollars to fight the good fight on their behalf, reality isn't nearly so kind. As it stands, they "settled" for only linking to this idiot company using its name. (In reality they'll probably just elect to not bother with them anymore.) Other than /. karma, what exactly do these guys win by financially ruining themselves to be able to do otherwise? The crapshoot chance of recovering some of that money in lawyers fees afterward? Underwhelming.

      As far as the amicus brief issue is concerned, if Ars' one-line explanation of the situation was entirely accurate then that was indeed bogus. As is so often the case, however, the reality of the situation likely can't be wrapped up quite so tidily--if for no other reason than we can't know the judge's mind. This is a preliminary hearing; a lawsuit was filed, BlockShopper asked it be tossed out, and the judge said no. *shrugs* I don't like the ruling, but I fail to see the justification in attacking the judge like that. The entire legal system is fucked up and biased toward rich litigants, and courts more often than not choose to let cases actually play out rather than tossing them right at the start. It's just the way the legal profession goes. Based on that article, we don't even know what the specific lawsuit claims were. If you dig into the settlement agreement you can see that it was "for service mark infringement, service mark dilution, false designation of origin and deceptive trade practices." All the judge has said so far is "yes, this is permitted to go to trial" and "are you really sure this is worth it to you?"

      Maybe he's a horribly biased, awful judge. Maybe he makes consistently horrible decisions. I really have no idea. There's damn sure not enough in this article for a reasonable person to make any of those claims though. If Slashdot wants to let loose the dogs of war, direct them at the party making the claims you find ridiculous. It seems to me THEY deserve the derision.

    4. Re:No Justice, No Peace? by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      So, basically, here's a just saying, point blank, that he's not in the business of justice

      Why? Because he said exactly the same thing repeated day in and day out on slashdot?

      No, because that is not something the judge should concern himself with. When he does concern himself with that, it suggests bias.

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  9. wtf judge? by KDingo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, the judge in the case refused to even look at the brief after Jones Day said the brief sided with one party (as most amicus briefs do); he also refused to dismiss the case at the request of BlockShopper. According to TechDirt, the judge even allegedly put pressure on BlockShopper to back down by saying, "Do you know, young man, how much money it's going to cost you to defend yourselves against Jones Day?"

    I may not know much, but that's pretty low.

    1. Re:wtf judge? by NormalVisual · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let him know then:

      The Honorable John W. Darrah
      United States District Court
      219 South Dearborn Street
      Chicago, IL 60604
      Contact: Kathryn E. Bianchetti
      Phone: (312) 435-5619

      I would expect such behavior from a big law firm, and to some degree it's to be expected if it's a real trademark action, but I'd expect a federal judge to use a little more discretion and not be so blatantly one-sided. This asshole frankly seems to be in Jones-Day's back pocket, and I wouldn't expect anything resembling a fair hearing from him based on his actions to this point.

      Yes, Judge Darrah, I just said I believe you're either either incompetent or crooked. You can choose which one you think represents you best, but either way I don't think you're qualified to be hearing this case.

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    2. Re:wtf judge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or you can rate him here. This should get interesting:

      http://www.therobingroom.com/Judge.aspx?ID=1190

      Reaaaaddyyyyyyy GO

  10. Re:Googlebomb anyone? by seaturnip · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can't googlebomb from Slashdot comments. Take a look at the HTML source: every link is marked rel="nofollow", which tells search engines to ignore it. Most websites that allow any random user to post links include this tag as an anti-spam measure.

  11. RTFA, it's not about hot linking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    .. the firm presumably wasn't thrilled about having its attorneys' home purchases broadcast ..

    The firm's got a point if you ask me.

    .. (the firm) demanded that BlockShopper remove the items. When BlockShopper refused, the firm sued the 15-staff startup for trademark infringement.

    This is an overkill, but I'm sure they just meant to teach these boneheads a lesson - don't fuck with lawyers.

    1. Re:RTFA, it's not about hot linking by wisty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point, but trademark infringement is meant to protect against domain spoofing, and RL equivalents.

      It's not just an excuse to sue someone who uses your name, right?

    2. Re:RTFA, it's not about hot linking by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Informative

      It doesn't matter. It's public record, and the litigous bastards at Jones Day got upset at Blockshopper simply posting public info on their site. And they sued them by filing an abusive lawsuit with a completely unrelated law, nothing actually connected with what they were upset about. That's what the bullshit is.

    3. Re:RTFA, it's not about hot linking by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 5, Funny

      We don't use the expression "RL", we use "AFK".

      Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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    4. Re:RTFA, it's not about hot linking by Nitage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The prosecutor was being a dick - TPB guy was just highlighting that fact.

    5. Re:RTFA, it's not about hot linking by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yep, but the judge in this case is the even bigger idiot.

      Thing is, judges always say things like that -- to both sides. It doesn't tell you how they're ultimately going to rule.

      Unlike on television, where every case goes to trial in 3 days, the reality of litigation is that the Courts do not have the resources for every case to go to trial. The Courts would need to be a hundred times their present size to accommodate that many trials.

      In today's world of modern litigation, one of the functions of a judge is to get rid of the case, which involves arm twisting of BOTH sides. The judge tells each side why they're stupid not to settle.

      So if the judge said that, you can't draw any conclusions as to how the case would ultimately wound up.

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  12. Small things make base men proud by Potor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers" (Henry VI, Pt. II).

  13. Libel! by dangitman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I insist that you stop this defamation immediately! jonesday.com is a fine, upstanding company that offers excellent service.

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  14. You know... by ToxicBanjo · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...someone should Da Vinci their Gibson with extreme prejudice.

    Scriptkiddies could finally be useful!

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  15. More information all over the web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to this blog and many other sources, the lawyers in question were Dan Malone and Jacob Tiedt, who do indeed work at Jones Day according to their own web site. It's not clear to me what, exactly the issue is there. The names involved in sales of a property are ordinarily recorded as public information (unless it's done through an agent or something). The information about these gentlemen's employment is right on their employer's web site. Is Jones Day claiming that putting this information together is illegal?

    The blog cites another article in a law journal about supposed concerns about privacy. Fair enough. But if that's the case then these guys have probably gone out of their way to keep all personal information private.

    Wait, what's this? Jacob Tiedt is a pretty distinctive name. There can't be too many of those in Chicago. And, wow, that's strange. Why the heck does the guy's name appear all over the place in a Google search that simply uses "Jacob Tiedt" and "Chicago"? Heck, one of the web pages registers his political donations which ALSO indicates that his employer/occupation is "Jones Day/Attorney" and gives his ZIP code. Lexis Nexis gives all sorts of details too, and (gasp) links directly to the jonesday.com web site. Horrors. And, strange, apparently he doesn't have an unlisted number, because his name is easy to find in the various on-line white pages. It's almost as if he hasn't made the slightest effort to remain incognito.

    It looks like Jones Day is going to spend a lot of time in litigation if they want to expunge the web of any links to Jones Day and these guy's personal information, and half of the web pages are as a result of their initial attempts with Blockshopper. Hello? Streisand effect?

    The apparent remedy in the settlement was to prohibit links like this: Daniel P. Malone Jr., while links like this: www.jonesday.com/dpmalone are acceptable. Huh? I don't get it.

    What a farce.

    1. Re:More information all over the web by belmolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only sense I can make of this is that Jones Day doesn't want the firm to be permanently associated with those two names. Hard to guess why. Do they have really bad reputations? Are they going to be fired soon?

  16. Nice effort by Spazholio · · Score: 4, Informative

    The whole Google-Bomb idea was nice, but every link on this page is nofollow'd. Not gonna do any good.

  17. The Judge Seriously Said That? by carlzum · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to TechDirt, the judge even allegedly put pressure on BlockShopper to back down by saying, "Do you know, young man, how much money it's going to cost you to defend yourselves against Jones Day?"

    That sounds like bad dialog from a Lifetime network lawyer movie or something.

  18. Re:Jones Day 1, Slashdot crowd 0 by nyet · · Score: 2, Informative

    >You have the absolute right to point to any resource on my server you want?

    Yes.

  19. Re:Jones Day 1, Slashdot crowd 0 by nyet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act does not cover publicly accessible URLs. It never has. Period.

    And even if it did, like most amateur, wannabe, condescendingly annoying, psuedo legal eagles, you are confusing "rights" with the law. There are rights that we have that the legistlature and judicial system consistently and repeatedly ignore. To make matters worse, they do it because of ignorant, shortsighted, luddite fools just like you. You disgust me. There is absolutely nothing morally wrong with deeplinking a to a publically available URL.

    Don't pretend for a minute that you know more about what is right and wrong than anybody here, let alone assume we are as completely ignorant of the law as you are.

  20. Re:At the rate this article is going... by WillKemp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah. Like most forums, links in comments are given the rel="nofollow" attribute, which means google will ignore them.

  21. LOL. He's now the words ranked judge on the site by lalena · · Score: 3, Interesting
    25 straight rankings of all 1's today and he is now the lowest ranked judge on that web site.

    Go to the site's home page to see the top and bottom 10 judges: http://www.therobingroom.com/

  22. Spectacular own goal? by Bozovision · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lawyers are paid for their knowledge, judgement and advice. I'm not in the market at the moment, but as an occasional purchaser of legal services, the fact that Jones Day would pursue this claim in this way indicates a lack of sound judgement. If I were looking for a lawyer, I would be thinking - "If they are as clueless about the real world as the reporting on this case suggests, in acting for themselves, then how could they be trusted to give sensible advice to others?" Jones Day have thousands of lawyers, and of course this case is one of thousands that I expect that they are currently involved in, but how could their review team have let this carry on to its conclusion? Incorrect risk analysis on their part? No risk analysis? Could reporting on this be incorrect?

    I understand that nobody enjoys information that they consider to be private to be put into the public domain, and that part of the problem is that the internet removes the half-way house that publication on paper provided - semi-public by way of obscurity - that they lacked tools to redact the information, but I'm not sure that this is a good reason for a trademark claim. Perhaps a spokesperson from Jones Day would like to give some background on their decision making and the way that they pursued their claim to provide balance to the commentary.