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  1. Re:Isn't this need slowly disappearing? on Free Wi-Fi Coming To Japanese Vending Machines · · Score: 1

    As another person living in Tokyo, I can say that I've rarely if ever had issues with the performance of 3G/4G in the Tokyo area.

    Granted, if you venture outside of the metropolis you'll likely run into speed decreases.

  2. Re:Won't someone PLEASE think of the cabbies! on GPS Log Analysis Uncovers Millions In NYC Taxi Overcharges · · Score: 1

    Taxis are incredibly expensive in Japan. However, the people are generally speaking honest. Therefor it doesnt shock me in the least that they would do this.

    Plan on spending about $20 to go a few blocks.

  3. Re:Do NOT Want on Scientists Discover Booze That Won't Give You a Hangover · · Score: 1

    The Magic Beer Scooter

    How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house.

    The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion:

    The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter.

    The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so much money?'

    Unfortunately, Beer Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as skinned knees and a sore spot on the top of your head.

    An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This answers a third question after a night out 'What the hell happened?'

    With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite often lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.

    Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

    For the family man, Beer Scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending). These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your other half. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the bruised shins.

    The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is the TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.

    PS: Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a T-shirt.

  4. Re:I'd go the opposite. on James Cameron On How Avatar Technology Could Keep Actors Young · · Score: 1

    I was recently in Vienna and went to see an opera(The Barber of Seville) performed at the Wiener Staatsoper. The lead charcter was played by a Korean by the name of Tae Joong Yang(http://www.zagovec-artists.de/index.php?s=kuenstler&g=4&IDK=68&lang=sp2). I really enjoyed his performance.

  5. Re:The hiss is where it hides on Can We Really Tell Lossless From MP3? · · Score: 1

    Take a look at this letter from Alan Wilder(Ex Depeche Mode)

    'An Open Letter From Alan Wilder' - Music For The Masses I think Not.

    http://www.side-line.com/news_comments.php?id=29675_0_2_0_C

  6. Re:Horseshit. on Less Than Free · · Score: 1

    Having lived in Japan for 3 years I think I have the answer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzWBgFv86_M

  7. Re:I can see plenty of uses for it. on Apple Blurs the Server Line With Mac Mini Server · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there is something wrong with your eee. I run mine at least 8-10 hours a day and it appears to get no hotter than 30 degrees C.

  8. Re:Hmmm. on Cyber-criminal Left In Charge of Prison Computer Network · · Score: 1

    But then how are judges going to make some extra money on the side?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/us/13judge.html

  9. Re:Le Shocque! on Google Serves a Cease-and-Desist On Android Modder · · Score: 1

    Remove the / at the end of the url and it will load.

  10. Re:information smuggling? on High-Tech Gadgets Can Pose Problems At Mexican Border · · Score: 1
  11. Re:No connection? on Japan's Cell Phones May Get DRM, At Music Industry Behest · · Score: 1

    I am currently living in Japan about an hour outside of Tokyo. I can state with 100% confidence that there are large areas here where cell phones DO NOT work. Mainly in the mountainous areas and sparsely populated areas. Docomo has the best coverage in Japan. However, they also are by far the most expensive.

    As for subway coverage it does drop in between the stations on most lines. Although some lines have repeaters in them. This is not for people to talk it for people watching TV, text messaging or playing games.

  12. Re:seriously? on Japan Plans $21B Space Power Plant · · Score: 1

    Well your not going to like the new government here then. They have 'Promised' $6000 per newborn and $300 a month per child.

  13. Re:Oh, them unfortunate Japanese on Japan Plans $21B Space Power Plant · · Score: 1

    $10 for a watermelon, thank you very much. Assuming you don't buy one shaped to fit in a drawer.

  14. Re:Suicide Rate in Japan on EMC Co-Founder Commits Suicide · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the suicide rate is much higher than that here in Japan. Due to the fact that a fair amount of deaths are officially classified as something other than suicide.

  15. Re:stagnation of gasoline? on Chevy Volt Rated At 230 mpg In the City · · Score: 1

    I am by no means knowledgeable on the topic however, when you store a lawn mower and boat they are completely immobile for a long period of time. Where as the car is moving around and causing the gas to stir.

  16. Re:First 256GB flash drive? Hardly on Kingston Unveils $1000 USB Flash Drive · · Score: 1

    It should come with an eSATA adapter on the other end of the stick. Like this one.

    http://www.kanguru.com/eflash.html

  17. Re:Why didn't this happen sooner? on Lawyer Jailed For Contempt Is Freed After 14 Years · · Score: 1

    The player in question is Donte Stallworth. For what it is worth, there were also trace amounts of weed in his system. For complete coverage of the situation check this link.

    http://blogs.nbcsports.com/system/mt-search.cgi?search=stallworth&IncludeBlogs=14&limit=20

    It is quite likely that he will be suspended indefinitely by the commissioner of the NFL Roger Goodell.

    At any rate, I know sports isn't the flavour of the week,month,year here however, if you are is interested in the NFL then I would suggest the following site.

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/

    It is run by a lawyer by the name of Mike Florio.

    Cheers

  18. Re:I just got sweaty palms... on Windows 7 Hits Build 7600 (Possible RTM) · · Score: 2, Informative

    Daemon tools lite is a grand total of $0.00 and spyware free.

  19. Re:They should have found a more appropriate charg on Judge Tentatively Dismisses Case Against Lori Drew · · Score: 1

    She wouldn't be 'walking' for very long if I or a great number of other people belonged to Megans family.

  20. Re:3 hour life? on Bike Projector Makes Lane For Rider · · Score: 1

    Or how about powering it via the bike?

  21. Re:Japan Too on Watch TV On Your Satnav · · Score: 1

    My personal favourite here is children running around in cars while they are in motion. Not to mention sitting in between the driver and their seat, in between the driver and the steering wheel, ON the dashboard... It's really quite disgusting. But don't you dare ride a bicycle at night without a light on it!!!

  22. Re:Just as a point of reference to Japan on Palm Pre Does Not Get US Tethering Either · · Score: 1

    Another point of reference is that Docomo is by far the most expensive carrier in Japan. Also their customer service is terrible. They are #1 because 'everyone else uses them'. Recently however Softbank has been increasing their number of clients at quite a decent pace. The company I work for recently changed all of our 1000+ cell phones to Softbank due to Docomo not willing to budge an inch in contract negotiation.

  23. Re:VMWare Workstation on Keeping a PC Personal At School? · · Score: 1

    While a good idea in theory, this puts the additional cost of having a license for XP on the laptop owner. I suppose if he already has unused licenses laying around then it isn't a problem.

  24. Re:Chainmail still has uses on Polaroid Lovers Try To Revive Its Instant Film · · Score: 1

    Chainmail is also used in some Shartkbite suits. As seen on Dirty Jobs. I forget what season.

  25. Re:Rick Moranis? on Original Cast On Board For Ghostbusters 3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    After some quick googling it would appear that Moranis will be returning to acting for this movie.

    http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/04/ghostbusters-ii.html

    In April of 2009, Entertainment Weekly's website quoted Harold Ramis as saying that Moranis was indeed on board for the third Ghostbusters movie that Sony Pictures was developing.[5]