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Narcissistic College Graduates In the Workplace?

SpuriousLogic writes "I work as a senior software engineer, and a fair amount of my time is spent interviewing new developers. I have seen a growing trend of what I would call 'TV reality' college graduates — kids who graduated school in the last few years and seem to have a view of the workplace that is very much fashioned by TV programs, where 22-year-olds lead billion-dollar corporate mergers in Paris and jet around the world. Several years ago I worked at a company that did customization for the software they sold. It was not full-on consultant work, but some aspects of it were 'consulting light,' and did involve travel, some overseas. Almost every college graduate I interviewed fully expected to be sent overseas on their first assignment. They were very disappointed when told they were most likely to end up in places like Decater, IL and Cedar Rapids, IA, as only the most senior people fly overseas, because of the cost. Additionally, I see people in this age bracket expecting almost constant rewards. One new hire told me that he thought he had a good chance at an award because he had taught himself Enterprise Java Beans. When told that learning new tech is an expected part of being a developer, he argued that he had learned it by himself, and that made it different. So today I see an article about the growing narcissism of students, and I want to ask this community: are you seeing the sorts of 'crashing down to Earth' expectations of college grads described here? Is working with this age bracket more challenging than others? Do they produce work that is above or below your expectations of a recent college grad?" We discussed a similar question from the point of view of the young employees a few months back.

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  1. Oh they'll crash all right by JustShootMe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... until the bosses have the same mindset, at which point we're all screwed.

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    1. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by BSAtHome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, many bosses are equally out of touch with reality. Some even a bit more.
      Anyway, you get what you teach. Many are taught that capitalism is all and that anything comes at a price. Would it then be strange that the same person puts a price on his/her ability (whether deserved or not is immaterial to the principle).

    2. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by SpiderClan · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Whether it's deserved is the principle.

      "Everything comes at a price" is a consequence of capitalism, not the goal. The principle is that if I value your skills more than I value X dollars per year, then that's what I'll be willing to pay you. If you won't work for less than X + 10000 dollars per year and that's more than I value your skills, we don't have a deal and I'll keep my money.

      If you want something without giving anything in return, what you are talking about isn't capitalism.

      Note: By you, I don't mean you, I mean them.

    3. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Interesting


      I'm dealing with a manager who exhibits a high degree of narcissistic personality traits. In filling a recent vacancy for a software developer he interviewed two candidates. One a highly friendly and right noise-making guy and one a very professional, modest and highly competent person with a lot of direct experience in exactly the technology we use. It was no surprise to anyone when he appointed the one that threatened his sense of superiority least, i.e. the less capable one.

      A month after appointing this person, he's shown little work ethic - bugging me with useless chatter repeatedly and not engaging with the simple orientation tasks he's been give and when after a month to work on this task he presents his work, he crumbles at the simplest baby questions. He's been hired to work on your standard PHP / MySQL combo. When asked to write a basic query to select a row from a single table, he couldn't do it. He didn't even understand the principle of a foreign key after it was explained to him multiple times. I later asked him to update the contents of a row and he couldn't even come close to that. And I find it even more dumbfounding that he tries to bullshit his way out of this.

      The manager's reaction? He finds it hillarious. He's little focused on the actual success of the team and mainly focused on his relationships with people. I'm currently training this new developer in the basics of SQL and database design (we reached JOINs last week) but I might decide to kill him in the hopes of getting a replacement that can code.

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    4. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >>>If I value your skills more than I value X dollars per year, then that's what I'll be willing to pay you. If they won't work for less than X + 10000 dollars per year, we don't have a deal and I'll keep my money.

      Given the current economy I was considering standing at the local interstate on-ramp with this sign:

      "Engineer - Will work for food or minimum wage."

      Ironically this is the technique our local politicians use to get elected - "Smith for State Senate". ;-) - I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      In the effort to "sell school" I think some engineering programs are giving students the wrong impression of what the engineering career is really like.

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    5. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Banacek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything that you described sounds horrible. How are you supposed to get any work done when you're constantly teaching the other guy? It would probably be in your best interests to pack up and move to a better job.

    6. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by aamcf · · Score: 5, Funny

      It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      I am a tech writer, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Unfortunately, many bosses are equally out of touch with reality."

      Unfortunately, its worse that than. A lot of bosses have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Ironically as business is such a competitive environment, narcissistic behavior gives a competitive advantage, so they force to the top. It also sadly means that society as a whole is structured to reward the behaviors of the NPD minority, to the detriment to the majority of people. The core problem is narcissistic people by definition lack a lot of empathy. They are wrapped up in their own views and only want people around them to agree with them. They will get angry at anyone who opposes them even if that opposition is to tell them something which would help their company.

      The way society as a whole is structured is why every country is run like a Plutocracy (ruled by people with money) even though some people in some countries are told they have a democracy. Its not a real democracy, anywhere in the world, as all career politicians are middle class wage earners regardless of which party they belong to as they all belong to the same groups of people with power and money, so don't represent the majority of people. Worse still, since the financial collapse, its highlighting we are near the extremes of a Plutocracy bordering into at times a Kleptocracy, (Ruled by thieves), where they help themselves and their rich friends to millions of tax payers money in their attempt to prop up and maintain their rich lifestyles.

      Unfortunately, these are also the people in power, they make the laws, which is why so few will be punished for their behavior. Which takes us back to society as a whole is structured to reward these behaviors.

    8. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by elthicko · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a recent engineering grad, I can attest that I wasn't exactly impressed by the typical duties of most of the positions I was interviewing for. I always pictured myself doing more R&D and design with my engineering degree, but that wasn't really what I was seeing out there. I've since decided to change my career path a bit go to grad school. After I finish I expect I will try to work as a technology entrepreneur or a professor at a university.

    9. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by DeadDecoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it? Ok, there is the money and having a less difficult time at getting a job, but, I see it as a tragedy if a company some time to explore cool stuff because it's worried about micro-efficiency. Considering this, I'm reminded of something a friend (double major CE & Chemistry) once told me: Education is dumb because you work really hard to accumulate all this knowledge only to be placed in management and never use it again. I'm sure that's not true for all situations, but I do think I'd be disappointed to not apply what I've learned to what I'm interested in.

    10. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by caluml · · Score: 5, Funny

      A lot of bosses have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

      How can I get this? Are there courses I can go on?

    11. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by bataras · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's why as part of the interview team you need to set up some programming tests that constitute basic pass or fail. Like: do basic CRUD in a pseudo language of your choice. Reverse a string of characters in a pseudo code. You'd be surprised at the proportion of "MS" degreed people who can -barely- get through the string reversal. But when you get someone who's a true coder, it's a breeze and a joy watching him do it and talk about it. And he will not suck as a full time coworker.

    12. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by atriusofbricia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the alternative to capitalism. The only one.

      Hahaha

      "Everything has a price" is a consequence of scarcity economics and greed.

      Really? You have access to an infinite energy machine? No? Well then.. I suppose scarcity exists and isn't an invention of evil capitalists to put down the proletariat. Since scarcity exists then that means there is a price to produce anything, and that fact is where "everything has a price" comes from. To seriously believe otherwise is to not only deny basic economics, but our current understanding of physics. TANSTAAFL

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    13. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by benjamindees · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am a tech writer, you insensitive clod!

      Not for long! I'm programming robots to do technical writing.

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    14. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TechWrite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes - earn an MBA and presto! Instant NPD!

    15. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by aamcf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heh, I'm already there, kind of.

      A big chunk of my job involves writing perl scripts that produce reference documentation by parsing the C and C++ code the developers write. And, or reasons of irony, I almost always fail to document those scripts.

    16. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it's not a failing of capitalism at all, if anything it's them failing at capitalism - they don't understand what their skills are worth, and are being punished by the market for it.

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    17. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by INT_QRK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Look, people always find it diverting to swap war stories from the left-hand side of that old Bell Curve. Truth be told, what I see more often than not are bright earnest youngsters filled with great angst over whether college has prepared them enough for the "real world." So, they try hard to learn the job and fit in with the team, especially when the team meets them anywhere near half way. It's been my experience that with even the most modest efforts towards applying basic leadership skills, you get a full up round in no time. My recommendation is to avoid hiring the obvious jerks, and treat the ones who get through with decency and respect, while both challenging them and mentoring them to the challenge (not as hard as you think), and you'll get more than your money's worth.

    18. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of bosses have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

      How can I get this? Are there courses I can go on?

      Lesson one: Never let your boss know you might be as smart as him - don't even allow the possibility that you might be smarter.

      Lesson two: Suck up - whatever they want to hear, tell them that. Never forget lesson one.

      Lesson three: As you begin to rise through the organization, mold yourself in the image of those who control your promotions. Play golf if they do, wear the same style of clothes, etc. but always maintain a respectful deference to their superior position, don't have the same or better clubs, play at cheaper courses (allow them to do you the favor of inviting you to their "better" club), tone the clothes down just a notch to reflect your lower salary, if they drive a BMW 7, you buy a used 3, you can still talk BMWs... if this is sounding a lot like lesson 2, it is - and never forget lesson 1.

      Lesson 4: if you still have a soul, lose it. Anyone you have power over who might possibly compete with you in the future must be repressed or eliminated, discretely.

      If you've gotten this far, I'm sure you can figure out the rest for yourself. It doesn't hurt to job hop 4 or 5 times so you can have an impressive resume story to tell on introductions, nothing is as boring as someone who left school, started as a mid-level tech and worked their way up to Vice President at the same company after 8 years - what could this person possibly have to offer, they've never "been" anywhere else....

    19. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

      How is sitting in a cubicle and writing documentation in your field not using your education? Like the guy upthread who envisioned himself in R&D, you don't seem to realize that even the coolest of jobs entail 10% cool and 90% uncool.
       
      Even if you are in R&D - you'll spend a lot of time doing uncool drone work. You've got to plan what you are going to do and how, and then document what did happen after you do it. "Cool" projects, like those discussed by the OP (as well as the increasing trend toward edutainment in primary education), give the student a seriously warped view of what the real world is like. And leads straight towards the narcissistic attitude that spawned this discussion.
       
       

      Education is dumb because you work really hard to accumulate all this knowledge only to be placed in management and never use it again.

      If you're the kind of manager that doesn't use the experience and education you've accumulated - you're the kind of clueless manager that leads other engineers to pin Dilbert cartoons up in their cubicles.

    20. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by bataras · · Score: 4, Insightful

      because it's a dirt simple CS 101 exercise. You need a loop, array indexing, swapping values. If a candidate can't bang that out on the whiteboard with his eyes closed, there should be major red flags in hiring him. And trust me, people with nice looking resumes will actually have trouble with it.

    21. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by dcollins · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why as part of the interview team you need to set up some programming tests that constitute basic pass or fail. Like: do basic CRUD in a pseudo language of your choice. Reverse a string of characters in a pseudo code.

      Personal anecdote: Make sure the guy doing the interview can understand the solution. I was at a job interview and asked to convert an ASCII digit string to its decimal equivalent integer. So I said "easy" and just threw down the standard solution from my numerical analysis textbook (basically: int total; for i = 0 to strlen(s) {total = total*10 + s[i]-'0';}, which is the most efficient way to do it, as is done in java.lang.Integer or any other standard library). Guy says "no, that's wrong, you have to start from the back", and (amazed) I have to start stepping him through the more efficient, standard solution.

      I did not get the job, bugged the hell out of me ever since -- to this day I don't think he actually understood the solution.

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    22. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by khellendros1984 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suppose that's how I got my job. My grades themselves...not stellar. But my manager realized that I actually *got* the ideas and gave a damn about using them as well as learning new ones. So now under a year later, I'm implementing some of the main functionality for our next software release. My education gave me ideas. I got hired for taking the ideas from class and running with them to me own ends.

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    23. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by morcego · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And someone who did graduate, and today manages an IT company, I have some sad news for you. All that knowledge you acquired on college ? That is just the BASE of that you need at corporate . When you get hired, you are green. Not only in terms of knowledge, but in terms of company practices, market practices (many) and so on. Think of it as continued education. You went to junior, high school, college and now you are getting educated on the corporate environment.

      You don't expect to jump from junior school to high-tech R&D. You know you have other steps before that.

      When you finish college you are not ready. You are just closer. Keep that in mind, and make the most of your time when you join a company to LEARN. Learn from your tasks, learn from your co-workers, learn from your manager. As much as we like to joke about managers, they are making more money then you, so they gotta know something you don't (not necessarily technical).

      You also need to faction in that, when you join a company, you are an unknown. The company will only invest so much money on you until they know they will have a good return.

      This things are only natural. Unfortunately, most schools fail to teach this to their students, and the only source of "knowledge" they have are TV shows and such. This is not a fail of the students, but a fail of the schools.

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    24. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by penguin_dance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Unfortunately, many bosses are equally out of touch with reality. Some even a bit more.
      Anyway, you get what you teach. Many are taught that capitalism is all and that anything comes at a price."

      I don't see colleges teaching capitalism--far from it. But what schools ARE teaching are how SPECIAL they (the kids) are and that equal outcomes are more important than equal opportunity. It starts with dumbing down competitive sports and giving every person, whether they win or lose, a trophy. It's holding graduation ceremonies every time they pass a grade. It's not wanting to recognize valedictorians because someone's feelings might get hurt. We award the outcome, not the effort. And the parents all go along with this. So is it no wonder when they become "adults" they don't think they HAVE to put in any effort and they should get a bonus whether they earned it or not.

      What we should be praising the child for is hard work, and letting them learn to lose gracefully. They need to learn that no one OWES them anything and they need to work hard and do their best.

      But I'll go one further regarding the hiring--they get what the PAY for. Why don't you (employers) try hiring some of us older workers out there, looking for work, who not only have the skills, but whom you won't have to remind to not wear flip-flops or tube tops to work? And by "older" I mean over 40! I get really high ratings when I work contract, but I'll be damned if I can get a permanent gig. There's a lot of us who would be HAPPY to work for your company, even at a lessor wage, just to have some benefits and vacation time. We know what we're doing and you wouldn't have to babysit us or make sure we weren't goofing off. We get our projects done professionally and on-time. And contrary to popular belief, we LIKE getting to learn new things or upgrading our skills. And we're not likely to be running off to your competitors in a couple of years.

      As you can see this is a personal sore spot with me. I have had supervisors go to bat for me and try to get me employed with their company. Unfortunately they weren't the decision makers and those in charge don't want to have to hire on an IT person if they can get away with a contractor. For those companies who are looking (usually for someone with 1-2 years experience)--well, if I don't get an interview I never get to show them what I can do to help them or their business. (And I do know the tactics of only putting the last 10 years of meaningful employment and not putting down a date of graduation.) But all they have to do is ask for a transcript or force the entry graduation dates on an online form and they can do the math pretty quick. (I've become very tempted to put in a "accidental typo" of 1991 instead of 1981.)

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    25. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was my experience as well. I did reasonably well in my computer science courses and busted my ass, but I certainly wasn't a 4.0 student. What set me apart was that I had a job working for my university developing real applications that shipped to real people, and I had real deadlines. So I spent a significant amount of time outside the classroom learning things not taught in the classroom and finding opportunities to apply what I'd learned.

      And even then, that just got me in the door at a big company. I was doing QA and tools work for a couple of years. I had free reign to explore new and interesting ideas, but I was still shackled to QA. There were a lot of times toward the end where I just got depressed, doing the same repetitive testing, over and over again, feeling my talent wasting away.

      Eventually, I found a problem that was plaguing the company's product that I could latch on to and designed and implemented a solution during a down period in our QA cycle. And even then, I had to get it in front of the right people, that is, people interested in hiring me to work on interesting problems. And even then, I had great timing on my side. They just happened to need someone to take over a major project whose previous maintainer had moved on.

      But I managed to get my project into a shipping product. And from that point, it was a (relatively) short jump to moving to the right organization within the company. And now I work on a great project within a great product. I go to work every day without worrying about whether I'll be interested in what I'm doing. I just always am. But I didn't get that overnight, without proving to other people that I was worth the time of day. It's true that some graduates do go straight into working on interesting problems and shipping code, but if you're not fortunate enough to be one of them, you have to make your own career path.

      The whole process of making that jump was (for me) incredibly long, arduous and stressful, full of insecurity and doubt. When I wasn't implementing my solution, I was busy worrying about whether I was wasting my time or whether anyone would take me seriously. And when I had a demo-able implementation, I had to design presentations, set up meetings, and justify my design choices in front of people who were way the hell more experienced than me. But it was an incredibly rewarding experience.

      Bottom line, my education didn't prepare me for any of that. The fact that I wasn't entitled to work on the exciting stuff, that I had to do the non-engineering grunt work of selling my solution ... those were things I had to learn myself.

    26. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm going to give you the old-fart speech now, so you may tune out if you are disinterested in how business works.

      I pay you $70,000 a year. You benefits and taxes cost me about 40% of your salary; we'll round it up to an even $100k to make the math easy. You will be "working" for about 1800-1900 hours a year - i.e. not on vacation, holiday, or out sick. If you are a gung-ho employee with a nose-to-the-grindstone ethic, of those 1800 you will already be spending about 20% unproductively - getting coffee/soda, going to the bathroom, chatting with co-workers about non-work stuff, surfing slashdot and doing adminstrative tasks like filling out your timecard or getting new pencil lead. We'll throw in a couple of days of training and round your productive hours to 1400. In all likelihood, you won't be 100% productive, especially right out of school. You'll take about 10-15% of a more advanced engineer's time, and a similar amount of your own, to figure out how we do what we do. You'll have to redo some things, sometimes two or three times, before you get it right. Counting the trainer's time against yours, you're going to lose about 40-50% of your time to learning the ropes, and another 10% to down time between assignments (meetings, startup, shutdown, etc). We're down to about 700 actual hours of production in your first year, and closer to 1000 your second and third, peaking near 1200 after that.

      So you're "cost" to the company in your first year is about $100/hr. Since we have to add overhead to that it's closer to $130 fully burdened. The company, to survive and be worth the investors time (private or public) should be between 20% and 30% profitable before they pay taxes, so we'll need to bill your time at $160/hr. There are very, very few things which a fresh-out college student can do which is worth $160 and hour. What would you willingly pay a fresh-out college grad $160 an hour for (happy ending jokes aside)?

      And you want to take some company time to explore cool stuff? At $1200/day in opportunity cost, I think your manager would much rather go to Aruba.

      In case you feel I'm being flip, I'm not. I happen to be an engineer with 20 years of experience, 2 technical degrees, and I run a small consulting engineering firm. Fresh outs, by the way, bill at about $65-75/hr in the real world, and about 50% more in the biggest cities. Senior engineers at my level up to double that. Note that I'm ignoring high and low outliers in those figures; data is not the plural of anecdote. I recently hired a freshout. He's pretty smart, got a double technical major (engr and physics), and writes better than 90% of the engineers out there. He cost me about $25,000 out of my pocket the first year, and will barely break even this year - he might make a few thousand. Next year I'm hoping to make back my initial investment. Three years to break even, and he's not making $70k. That's easier to absorb in a large firm, by the way, due to sheer numbers and volume of workflow. "Fun" isn't really an option unless you land one of the very few cool jobs where all they do is fun stuff, or you work for a firm funded by VCs who don't watch the books (very rare), or your company just has piles of cash flowing in the door and can't figure out where to store it all (Google).

      BTW - if you're going to be a good manager of technical people, you'd better be good technically as well as a good manager. You need to know your basic engineering backwards so that when an engineer comes to you and the answer they've come up with is wrong, you can both recognize it is wrong and explain - from basic principles - how to get them back on track. Once you're a manager, you don't have to know the answer to 1%, but you have to be able to get within 10% in your head (without a calculator or a computer). There are lots of bad managers our there, by the way. Don't become one.

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    27. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      yah, 'cept the students have degrees like EE, ME, CS and MBA etc and still need lotsa help forming complete and accurate sentences. Once in awhile, one almost says what they think they are saying. Usually, they are able to go to the bathroom by themselves.

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  2. Precious Snowflakes by idiotnot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ....mom and dad always told them they were incredibly special, and would do amazing things.

    It never occurred to them that there's a hell of a lot more jobs that are sheer drudgery than are a thrill a minute.

    In the almost seven years since I graduated from college, I've never been sent overseas for work. I have been sent exciting places like Indianapolis.

    But I always had a job during college, too. And because of that, the only thing I expected after graduation was a better salary (but not amazingly better).

    1. Re:Precious Snowflakes by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have been sent exciting places like Indianapolis.

      Oh, I used to lie awake at nights, dreaming of being sent to Indianapolis. Or was it nightmares.

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    2. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ucblockhead · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, it was over fifteen years into my career before I was sent anywhere interesting. And even then, you end up spending so much time actually working that I got very little time to actually go look at the historic European city I was sent to.

      What most new college grads don't seem to understand is that everyone in the industry wants to do the fun stuff and go the fun places, and as a college grad, everyone in the industry has more experience than you do. You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

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    3. Re:Precious Snowflakes by WAG24601G · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I think you're right about the attitudes of many parents, a greater contributor to this problem is in academia. If I had a dime for every skill that the Career Services department told me was instant top-of-the-stack material... well, I wouldn't have had to spend months searching for a job below my level of education.

      Universities are still businesses, and one major source of income is bright-eyed young freshman who believe they will be able to conquer the world in four years, if only they invest $120,000 in a bachelor's degree. It doesn't benefit the universities (in the short run) to dispell that illusion.

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    4. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Swizec · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What about those of us who were never told by our parents we were good at anything, rather below average than precious snowflakes. Where do we get our sense of exelence and whatever else makes us think we should be paid huge amounts of moneys?

      Oh that's right, it's that wherever you look in this day and age 90% of the populace are clueless idiots who rarely, if ever, look at anythign outside shcool curriculum. Hell, I've seen worse job applications from college graduates than I used to send out when I was in my senior high school year. Actual knowledge is also on about the same level.

    5. Re:Precious Snowflakes by idiotnot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a uk based software engineer

      There's the difference right there. As a European, travelling internationally is not all that different than domestic travel in the US.

      The nearest foreign territory to me (Bermuda), is an hour plane ride, or several hours on a boat.

    6. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Business travel is awful. You fly somewhere really exciting and interesting - work your ass off, have zero social life, feel incredibly lonely as you wonder around your hotel, then you fly home. The important thing is to make up lots of stories of how great it was, all the crazy people you met, what a great bunch of lads your customers/colleagues are etc..

    7. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is so many kinds of true.

      I'm a college CS junior. I am in the top 5% in my class in ability (grades are another matter, busywork annoys me). Whenever there's a group project, people are beelining to work with me, because I have demonstrated programming skills, project management ability, and the ability to break down problems to be easily understood by others.

      I don't mean to brag when I say this, but rather explore a perspective. I heard this a lot: "man, I wish I could work like you do."

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      I'm nothing special, I've just been using computers and programming for a long time. I learned BASIC when I was 7. Not to just print "HELLO WORLD" on the screen, but to do stuff. I figured out Hello World and how to generate random numbers - let's make a slot machine program! That works? What about graphics, turning it from ASCII to some 16-color awesomeness? That works? What about adding sound? And I was doing it on my own. I didn't have any teachers. My dad's a network engineer, but he doesn't know how to program--I was writing small processing apps for him in Java and Visual Basic when I was 11. Identify the problem, find a solution, implement the solution. And since I have that body of experience, today in college I can get away with paying only half a mind to my studies. I've been doing it so long that it's innate. I don't have to think about it, I just do it, and the process of adding more tools to my toolbox via academic study just happens naturally. (These days I spend my spare time learning new things that aren't necessarily programming-related. I picked up a MIDI keyboard and a bass guitar four months ago and started making electronic music. I can afford to branch out because I know my core stuff so thoroughly.)

      But what about the other students I mentioned? Most aren't programming in their spare time. Most came to school having had one or two high school programming classes and thought that was enough. They weren't learning outside of class. They still don't. Do the bare minimum of the homework, forget how all of it worked as soon as you finish the exam on the material. (A guy today asked me how to do string matching in Java. He's a senior graduating this semester. He's had four classes where Java was the assigned language.)

      And it shows. No drive, no attention to detail. Some of them get internships as a company's PHP monkey or whatever, and they brag about it.

      Me? I do their jobs in 2-3 weeks as a consultant and leave the client with something they don't need a webmaster for. I've done Google Summer of Code twice, with two very different groups, and am looking at doing it again--not really for the money, but just to broaden my horizons, to get into new fields of development and to learn more about my craft. I'm starting my own software-service company in May, with an estimated customer base of 60-80 clients already (thanks to networking, getting out and meeting people, not being a goddamn mushroom in a basement) and an estimated first-month after-tax profit of $8,800--which doesn't sound like a lot until you realize it's being run out of my apartment, on a sliding margin, without a dime of my own money invested in the enterprise, while living in a state where the median income is $25,000 per capita.

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    8. Re:Precious Snowflakes by BrainInAJar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I get sent internationally once a year or so.

      The trick is to work for a company that's gigantic, and has a workforce all over the place. Then get yourself inserted in to the most international team you can find there. Some team that works on a disproportionately foreign open-source project for instance ( like KDE, or for that matter just Linux ). Then you need to do a bit of extra work to warrant your being sent places ( write papers for conferences, etc )

      Technical marketing is another mostly-technical field that involves a lot of international travel ( though you'll find you spend an inordinate amount of time in SFBay ) since you need to keep your ear on the buzz of the industry and make sure your company has a showing at various trade shows.

      If international travel is high on your list of job satisfaction goals, you can achieve it. You may need to do extra work or take a bit of a salary cut to get it, but you can do it.

    9. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once you get passed the paradigm of traveling internationally, I don't think distance is a major factor thereafter.

    10. Re:Precious Snowflakes by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well said. I'm a contractor, so that means I move from place-to-place. Utah, Oklahoma, Michigan, South Carolina, New York, Virginia, Maryland, Jersey. My job as a contractor means I live inside hotel rooms, which doesn't bother me at all, but it also means I can't "settle down" because I'm always moving.

      If you want to get married and raise a family, you need to stay in one spot with a permanent job.

      If you want to travel to "exotic" places like I have, don't do it through work. Do it through vacation using your own money, and take the wife & kids with you.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    11. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FiloEleven · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree with you almost completely except for who to blame. It wasn't Mom and Dad who told everyone they were special, it was that evil, evil man Mr. Rogers.

    12. Re:Precious Snowflakes by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Too true. I don't think the whipper-snappers realize that business travel is for business, not pleasure. The times I have flown overseas, the work is so non-stop because of the expense of doing going overseas, that all I want to do is get the hell out of there and go home so I can get some sleep.

    13. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Informative

      What about those of us who were never told by our parents we were good at anything, rather below average than precious snowflakes. Where do we get our sense of exelence and whatever else makes us think we should be paid huge amounts of moneys?

      If you want an edge, pay attention to spelling and grammar. It works amazingly well as a differentiator.

      I'm serious. Practice it everywhere; email, Warcraft guild chat, even Slashdot comments. It's surprising how many senior execs equate the quality of one's written language output with intelligence or the ability to do. If you apply a bit of polish in everything you do, then you end up looking polished yourself. When everyone you know can write 1337 code just like you, the only thing that will advance your software career better than fluency in Hindi is fluency in English. Rise to the top -- use a spell checker at the very least.

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    14. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Swizec · · Score: 5, Funny

      Spellcheckers are for pussies, I just read everything twice ...



      ... sometimes.

    15. Re:Precious Snowflakes by juuri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't just your generation. sadly. This is every generation. There simply are only a small fraction of people who get the core of everything done that requires thought or initiative. The catch is these people are often the same ones who lose interest when a task or project is no longer challenging... which is where the others come in to finish it off.

      Crappy system, but it's worked so far for humanity. The problem is, if you have too many highly functional people located together they disagree too frequently to get anything substantial done.

      You will probably find during your professional life that you do 2-5x the amount of "work" as your comrades for the same pay. Eventually you'll get over the injustice of it all and learn to use it your advantage. Good luck.

       

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    16. Re:Precious Snowflakes by metlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      +1.

      I travel every week for work - fly out on Mondays, and fly back in on Thursdays or Fridays. Granted, sometimes I go to interesting places, but even then I rarely get any time to do anything fun or interesting.

      Most of my time is spent working, and having dinner/drinks with the client and colleagues. And when it's time, I hit the sack (in a great hotel room where I get to spend may be 8 hours, and all of it sleeping).

      I hardly ever get any time to spend with my girlfriend (despite the fact that she "lives" with me) or my friends or family.

      Travel for business sounds wonderful, until you actually have to do it. You read about it in books or watch it on TV and it all looks great -- you go to fun places, you eat at fancy restaurants and unlimited free drinks that are paid for, you get to stay at great hotels etc. But what they don't tell you is that you don't enjoy any of it. Not a moment.

    17. Re:Precious Snowflakes by joocemann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      QFMFT!

      What we are experiencing is what happens when spoiled kids grow up to be spoiled adults.

      I hope, for the OPs sake, that they are not hiring these narcissistic fools and bringing a little learning with a quick stroke of reality called 'DENIED'.

      Some advice to help remedy the situation: Tell them WHY you did not hire them.

    18. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm nothing special, I've just been using computers and programming for a long time. I learned BASIC when I was 7.

      But you are special. You are a special kind of asshole, the kind who thinks "Why oh why isn't everyone just like me?"

      My god, you must be one insufferable twit.

    19. Re:Precious Snowflakes by tylersoze · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be completely honest with you dude, your post comes off just as narcissistic as the people you're describing. "I am in the top 5% in my class in ability (grades are another matter". So you can't be bothered to actually do the classwork, and I dunno, *prove* that through hard work and grades?

      "Oh yeah my grades were lousy, but I was really the smartest person in the class". Yeah I'm sure that'll fly at the job interview.

    20. Re:Precious Snowflakes by budgenator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

      You don't understand Narcissistic people at all

      1. They don't have any self-esteem at all, they are self-loathing, they always present an artificial grandiose public face to garner external-esteem.
      2. They will only want to work on the flashiest projects to reinforce their grandiose image
      3. Any contribution they make will be worth ten times any equivalent contribution by someone else.
      4. They are habitual liars and exaggerators, the only person they will lie to more than you is themselves.
      5. If you buy into their grandiose public image, they know you believed the lie and you have earned their disdain for being gullible.
      6. Narcissism is very probably incurable, but it can be managed through reward and punishment, the only effective reward is praise and attention, the only effective punishment is unemotional in-attention; the cost will probably be not worth the effort.
      7. Narcissitic people don't care what you think about them as long as you allways think about them.

      Only common people pay their dues, treating a Narcissist as common would be seen as a personal attack by them.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    21. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ptbarnett · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, it was over fifteen years into my career before I was sent anywhere interesting. And even then, you end up spending so much time actually working that I got very little time to actually go look at the historic European city I was sent to.

      It was a bit longer for me, but I was working in OS development. It wasn't until I was finishing up a system for a specific customer that I got to go somewhere interesting, and that was my first international trip for business.

      As others have posted, traveling for business can be a real grind: you are typically there to do a specific job as fast as humanly possible. I work all day at the client's office, get dinner, go back to the hotel and catch up on my email with the rest of the company, then go to sleep. Repeat all week and hopefully go home on Thursday so that I'll have Friday for dentist appointments and other personal tasks that can't be done on the weekend.

      What most new college grads don't seem to understand is that everyone in the industry wants to do the fun stuff and go the fun places, and as a college grad, everyone in the industry has more experience than you do. You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

      The only time I get to do "fun stuff" is when I arrange two back-to-back trips to stay over the weekend. I've done it several times, either by plan or when forced to do so by weather (and a canceled flight). But, trips to "fun places" are rare, especially when your clients are in company towns that have little else to see or do.

      However, the part that some don't realize: you aren't going on a trip unless you have the skill, knowledge, or experience to meet a need at the remote location. Travel costs are far too high to send people on junkets. Furthermore, companies are becoming more comfortable with various "tele-presence" systems enabled by the 'Net, whether it's a conference bridge, NetMeeting/GotoMeeting, or even full-scale video-conferencing systems.

    22. Re:Precious Snowflakes by drolli · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are right. What i miss in most people around me is devotion to what they are doing. In the school everthing works out for you if you do what you are told. Sadly most people never get used to the idea that to be among the best at work you need to enjoy it, so you better get positive about it or do sth. else. This does not mean you have to work 80hrs a week, it just means that you always do (think) a little bit more than you are forced to. Maybe it's ten minutes per day when you reflect your work. What did you do today? what did hinder you in progress? How can i do better the next time (yes, sometimes well all fuck up something. The best is to at least admit this to yourself and try not to do it the next time.)? If you discover sth, where you just dont know to to go ahead (or how do it better), there are colleagues. When you take a cup of coffee or tea together, *talk* to them. In my experience the people without a drive to do it *as good as possible* are the ones who don't see the necessity to ask other people. They expect that just *getting it done somehow* is as good as *getting it done*.

    23. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they didn't want to code, why are they computer science majors? By now they've had three years to change majors if they couldn't hack (pun intended) it.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    24. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Excellent post, and I agree 100%. Most really good programmers I know don't really spend a lot of time interacting with people, either on projects or off. It's not my own strong suit, by nature. But I learned pretty early on that it was what you had to do, so I made up my mind to consciously attempt to improve that skill. You may not follow what they say, but you should always listen to it.

      The willingness to talk and discuss a problem is something that's been cited as something that one of my clients (a repeat customer) likes. I don't try to tell them what they need and how to go about it, I let them elaborate on what they need, asking the questions that will lead me to a firm grasp of the problem, and then I tailor a solution to the problem rather than having a solution already in mind from the start.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    25. Re:Precious Snowflakes by hack++slash · · Score: 4, Funny

      The most entertaining way of seeing this in action is watching Simon Cowell telling the utterly terrible American X-Factor contestants just how much they suck.

      --
      To do something right, you often have to roll up your sleeves and get busy.
    26. Re:Precious Snowflakes by vitaflo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You sound a lot like I did when I was nearing graduation over a decade ago (the things you describe really haven't really changed all that much). And while you might think you know a lot, trust me that you have a lot to learn, the first of which is probably a little humility. It goes a long way.

    27. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

      You don't understand Narcissistic people at all

      1. They don't have any self-esteem at all, they are self-loathing, they always present an artificial grandiose public face to garner external-esteem.
      2. They will only want to work on the flashiest projects to reinforce their grandiose image
      3. Any contribution they make will be worth ten times any equivalent contribution by someone else.
      4. They are habitual liars and exaggerators, the only person they will lie to more than you is themselves.
      5. If you buy into their grandiose public image, they know you believed the lie and you have earned their disdain for being gullible.
      6. Narcissism is very probably incurable, but it can be managed through reward and punishment, the only effective reward is praise and attention, the only effective punishment is unemotional in-attention; the cost will probably be not worth the effort.
      7. Narcissitic people don't care what you think about them as long as you allways think about them.

      Only common people pay their dues, treating a Narcissist as common would be seen as a personal attack by them.

      As a clinically diagnosed narcissist, I find this list to be pretty inaccurate.

      1. Wrong. Narcissists do have high self esteem but it is built on an extremely fragile foundation of other people's opinions.

      2. I certainly don't do this. In fact I tend to lean toward projects that are less flash because I feel like I can "knock them out of the park" with ease and thereby garner greater praise. It has to be just hard enough not to be easy, but not so hard that I'd actually have to try.

      3. This is mostly true, but maybe the factor of ten is a little high ;)

      4. True except that this implies that outright falsehoods are the norm. I tend to speak in half-truths to try an manipulate people's opinions rather than simply lie to them. I'm finding that not nearly as good at this as I believe I am.

      5. No this isn't true. You have to remember that the narcissist believes the lie too. He relishes any support for his warped view of the world but that view happens to include being better than you and everyone else.

      6. I'll have to report back on this as I'm in the process of working on it.

      7. NO NO NO NO NO! Narcissistic people believe THAT you are always thinking about them and as such, they put every ounce of effort they have into making you think well of them.

      See, I know more about this than you do.

    28. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have been sent exciting places like Indianapolis.

      Oh, I used to lie awake at nights, dreaming of being sent to Indianapolis. Or was it nightmares.

      Little Rock was my favorite.... I actually have enjoyed not traveling for the last 3 years. Airports suck, economy class seats suck, most hotels - even the $250/night variety suck, rental cars suck, the food can be good, and it's interesting to meet the people sometimes, but hardly worth the rest. Side trips can be nice: Big Sur, the Swiss Alps, Oahu, those were cool, but on the whole, I'd rather stay home.

    29. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you end up spending so much time actually working that I got very little time to actually go look at the historic European city I was sent to.

      If at all possible, schedule a week, or even just a few days, of personal time off during your travel. If you're lucky, you can schedule your trip to include a weekend, but if you're getting sent to Europe for the first time in 15 years, I'd really look into the possibility of scheduling several days off to enjoy the place before packing up to come home.

    30. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nursie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh dear.

      I think I might be a narcissist too.

      A better one than you, mind.

    31. Re:Precious Snowflakes by budgenator · · Score: 5, Funny

      I stand corrected.
        It's much easier to pretend to agree with a narcissist than to argue with them.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    32. Re:Precious Snowflakes by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...and what's so funny is that he gets the reputation of being a horrible, cruel person.

      Generally, he simply cuts straight to the point and says what everyone's thinking anyway "You're really a horrible singer and should think of some other career." People are just so shocked by his lack of euphemism and unwillingness to play by certain overly polite rules of social interaction. He's a staggeringly successful businessman in a business that is ephemeral, superficial, and entirely about aesthetics: if he doesn't apply his judgement quickly and accurately, he will not be successful. The people he's reviewing are simply the products he will be promoting, and he's (essentially) given over the ability to choose which product is most likely to be marketable to a giant focus-group-vote.* That takes some courage, so he's GOT to control it by weeding as aggressively as possible. It's NOT a charity, so as much as the poor little crippled kid with the abusive mommy and the amputee daddy might *want* to be a famous singer, pity isn't going to get butts in the seats night after night after night in some mediocre auditorium in Vegas on a 3 year contract. Further, I can imagine it's a HARSH business. It's all about image and everything, and if your precious little snowflake of self-image melts at his criticism, you probably don't have the strength of character to be on stage.

      * although I personally believe that after Ruben Studdard, he controls the voting behind the scenes, at least to some degree.

      I have only once heard him say something that (by my standards) crossed the line, and that was when he told some woman she was disgustingly fat and an atrocious singer...and she was, honestly. But there IS a concept called tact - this was the selection process and at a certain point simply saying "No, sorry" is enough. (Then again, two points: first, I'd probably be a little cross after listening to 00's of people caterwauling and then being annoyed that you don't 'appreciate' their awesomeness; second, in that sense there is a filter-value to being a little intimidating in the early shows, to weed out the unserious long before they waste his time.)

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      -Styopa
  3. Yes by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is probably true. The reason being, is that students recently graduating who are around my age are children of the baby boomers. The baby boomers were a rather prosperous generation, so in general their kids had a lot of comforts and opportunity that they take for granted. Almost everybody I knew in college didn't know the value of hard work, and expected their privilege and excellence to be rewarded at face value, probably because they never HAD to work hard, because their baby boomer parents had provided them with everything they need. I really do blame the baby boomers. They grew up in a sort of fantasy world, where they could preach peace, love, and not war, and ignore the realities of the world. And so, their children will most likely have the same attitude.

    1. Re:Yes by Chakolate47 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jeez - where did you go to college? Silver Spoon U? The state school I graduated from a few years ago had many students who were the first college attendees in their families. We worked hard and didn't expect favors. You'll find what you look for in life. If you're looking for whiny unrealistic brats, that's what you'll see. If you look for hard-working joes, that's what you'll find.

    2. Re:Yes by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Almost everybody I knew in college didn't know the value of hard work

      Look at the world around you and show me where 'hard work' is getting the best results for the worker.

      The best ways to a life of comfort and excitement are luck, corruption, parental privilege, or a combination of all three. Good ideas might also get you somewhere, but only with a dose of luck attached. Sometimes, but certainly not always, these might need to be coupled with a workload that's maybe equivalent to that of a nurse or a teacher. Notice how said nurse and teacher are putting in equally hard work for a relative pittance?

      The way monetary value is measured has become almost completely abstract, so it's unsurprising that those growing up in this system have different ideas to the older generation.

    3. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I really do blame the baby boomers. They grew up in a sort of fantasy world, where they could preach peace, love, and not war

      Right. You're living in your own fantasy world where it has become convenient to blame the baby boomers. I'm a baby boomer and lived through those times. We had to fight to "preach peace" in opposition to Johnson and Nixon and their wars - and those fights were sometimes, perhaps often, bloody.

      But it has become the accepted truth (and as such never to be questioned by those who accept it) that the baby boomers are responsible for all that is evil and horrible today. You might try pulling your head out of your butt and read some history - you'll find that nothing is as simple as you would like it to be, nor is it necessarily simple enough for you to understand it without work (which, I suspect, you're unwilling to do).

    4. Re:Yes by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I think Apple has nothing to do with it. Frankly, I don't think any corporation does. The reason is that a corporation exists to make money, and thus to market to the people whom they want to make money from. Once a corporation comes on the scene and starts doing things a certain way, it's because it's *already figured out that that's what's going to appeal to people of that demographic*. TV, Radio, Apple., etc. They're not causing the problem - they're a product of the problem. The worst that can be said for them is that because of the power of their machine, they take what could have been an easily managed problem that already exists and throw it all out of proportion.

      No. It's the parents. If parents would parent responsibly, make sure their kids did stuff that benefited them rather than damaged, held their teachers' feet to the fire to do the same thing... we wouldn't be hearing about any of this.

      Apple., etc., only has an inroad into the psyche of children because there's a parent shaped hole that isn't filled.

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    5. Re:Yes by Xiroth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but that's utter tripe. Sure, once you've made it you might not have to work hard if you don't want to. But, unless you're born to it, you do have to work hard to get places - even if you're lucky or even corrupt. I used to have this attitude too, figuring that I'd just do the bare minimum of work that would give me the chance of getting that golden luck. It got me absolutely nowhere - if you really want to build a business or launch a product, you've got to work your freaking arse off.

      I'm not entirely sure where I got the idea that if I'm working hard then I'm not doing it right, but I know that it sabotaged me for years. Hard work by itself doesn't directly equate into wealth - if you're not working on something that won't be particularly profitable, no matter how hard you work you're not going to get much out of it. But not working hard means you're definitely not going to make it, unless you'd prefer to count on winning the lottery.

  4. As a young college graduate... by Talgrath · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps I'm just more realistic than the average college graduate, but I'd really just...like a job. I knew, coming in, that whatever I learned in college was just the tip of the iceberg; if getting a BS in Computer Science really prepared you for everything you might see in the "real world" then why are there Masters and Doctorate programs? I will admit that a lot of my fellow college students thought that they are geniuses for one reason or another, but I'm under no such delusions. Hell, in this economy, I'd just like a steady IT job; but it has been remarkably hard to find one with the market flooded with more experienced individuals.

    1. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs. There IS a lot that you don't learn in college, but you are expected to learn it on the job.

    2. Re:As a young college graduate... by niklask · · Score: 5, Informative

      You know, Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs. There IS a lot that you don't learn in college, but you are expected to learn it on the job.

      This may be true in the U.S. but its not true everywhere else. In many European countries, like my own home Sweden, a master's degree in engineering is not at all uncommon. In fact, for most engineering jobs a master's degree is required.

  5. They give you a false impression in school.. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I graduated with a CS bachelors a few years ago thinking I would have a good shot at doing some compiler design or maybe kernel hacking.. despite the fact that I had only done these kind of things in a sterile learning environment that did not at all simulate the level of complexity involved in modern languages and operating systems.. So when I got out of school, I found out that, rather being able to get a job doing these kinds of things, I was lucky to get a web app programming job.

    I'm not bitter. I should have realized this from the beginning. But I really wish someone would have pointed out to me that this was what the job market was actually like, so that I could have gone the EE route instead.

    1. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I graduated with a CS bachelors a few years ago thinking I would have a good shot at doing some compiler design or maybe kernel hacking..

      You do have a shot:

      If you do a good job at one of those for a while, I think there's a decent chance of turning it into a paying job eventually.

    2. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Dan667 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not one of Bill Gates biggest fans, but he had a great lecture for students. In one part of it, he said something to the effect that schools do everything in their power to try and make things fair. The faster you understand that the world is not fair and does not care if you think it owes you something the better you will do.

      And there is good money in being a developer if you work hard. EE is no easier.

    3. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There was no special trait about Bill Gates that led him to the riches he has today, unless hard work (like it or not, the guy has spent a lot of time and effort to get where he is today) and knowing when a good opportunity was passing his way (hello, QDOS!) are somehow special traits.

      A virtuous man ensures fairness of opportunity, not fairness of outcome. Attempting to create a fairness of outcome--in other words, creating the expectation that the world owes you something--is the first step toward a terminally fucked society.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    4. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Clearly you misunderstood his post. Working for free for a "decent chance" of it paying off "eventually" is not good business sense in any way, shape, or form.

      I assumed that if he really wanted to work on compilers or kernels, then it must be a personal interest.

      If he would view working on open-source compilers/kernels as an unpaid chore for "the man", then it's probably a good thing that he didn't get a job working on such software in the first place.

  6. A question for the submitter by MoellerPlesset2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you still wear an onion on your belt?

  7. The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A big part of life is seeing your options narrow as you grow older. There was a time when it was a (very remote) possibility that I could make the Olympic team. Now, I'm simply too old. On the plus, I now have a wonderful wife and daughter so I now know I'm not going to spend my entire life alone (there was a time when that was also a possibility).

    So, some guy fresh out of college thinks he might be the next Bill Gates? Maybe he will be. Who are you to say that he won't? It does happen. A few years down the road, when this guy's options have narrowed, you and he might both agree that it's just not going to happen.

    But why the need to stomp on some guy's dreams right this second? Particularly when, as you describe it, that dream involves something as simple as not wanting to live in Decater, IL or Cedar Rapids, IA. There are an awful lot of people who do manage to "live the dream" of not having to live in the Midwest. And, if all your new employees really want to live in Los Angeles, why not open a branch office in Los Angeles?

    But the real issue here seems to be seniority based pay. The article linked by the summary mentions college graduates wanting more than "entry level" pay. Well, I've seen an awful lot of situations where two guys are doing exactly the same job but one guy is getting paid a whole lot more because of "seniority". That really doesn't seem fair to me (it also doesn't seem fair that management pays itself so much more than the people doing the actual work, but that's another topic).

    Anyway, it may be overwhelmingly naive but it's hardly narcissistic to expect the same pay for the same job - and, reading between the lines, that seems to be the real issue here. "How dare those young whippersnappers expect to be paid as much as me - the 'senior' developer?" Maybe they're up to the job and maybe they aren't - but is that really any different than some old guy thinking he has what it takes to be a "senior" developer when he really doesn't?

    1. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I've seen an awful lot of situations where two guys are doing exactly the same job but one guy is getting paid a whole lot more because of "seniority". That really doesn't seem fair to me...

      While I understand where you're coming from, this argument is very disingenuous at best. Basically, you're saying there's no value to someone having more work experience in a field (or several fields). I can't count the number of times I've seen a problem arise (or even a request for suggestions) where the younger people throw out solutions that are quite simply moronic. Or they'll cost a ton to implement. Sure, it happens with "senior" staff, too, but oftentimes their answers tend to be on the more practical side. And it's largely because they're more familiar with the myriad aspects involved. Or they are a major part of the institutional knowledge that is required to competently resolve the situation. Unfortunately, many people never seem to realize this. And they're often the ones pulling the group down as a whole. So is it any surprise that they're the ones who tend to make less?

    2. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I will always remember the smack down that a young programmer in our office received at the hands of a senior programmer. The young programmer was talking to the rest of us about how certain network environments work, making a rather loud argument about one particular aspect. The senior programmer, who was well respected by the rest of us, overheard the conversation and offered a quiet opinion... "that's not how it works". The young programmer spoke up quickly, saying he had managed a network of this type for 2 years and that he knew it worked this way. At this point the senior programmer grins and says... "Well, that's not how I wrote the specification". He then gave a 20 minute lecture on how it actually works.

    3. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Salamander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At this point the senior programmer grins and says... "Well, that's not how I wrote the specification". He then gave a 20 minute lecture on how it actually works.

      Nope, sorry. Operational experience trumps specs every time, especially in networking. I'm naturally inclined to side with the oldster and join in the kid-bashing, but I've seen too many cases where following the spec instead of actual current practice was a colossal mistake. Without knowing more of the details, I'd go with the kid in most cases like this.

      --
      Slashdot - News for Herds. Stuff that Splatters.
  8. Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I deserve your job, because my mommy and daddy said I was very speshul!

    1. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, well -- if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

    2. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have to give the moderators who recognize this quote a little extra time.

      First they need to put their dentures in so they can cackle maniacally.
      Then they select the mod category and forget to push the 'Moderate' button.
      After a while they grow frustrated and slap the side of the CRT.

      This /. tip brought to you by Wilford Brimley.

  9. It IS like TV by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have seen a growing trend of what I would call 'TV reality' college graduates â" kids who graduated school in the last few years and seem to have a view of the workplace that is very much fashioned by TV programs, where 22-year-olds lead billion-dollar corporate mergers in Paris and jet around the world.

    They just don't realize that the show is, "The Office".

  10. Education fads by benjfowler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My mum's a primary school teacher, so I got to hear all about the crazy fads that sweep through the education system as regularly as forest fires.

    Education fads are a bit like management fads, or the hype-waves that sweep IT; some self-important tosser somewhere in academia comes up with a stupid idea, some government pinheads buy into it, and before you know it, it's all over like a bad rash.

    The movement to boost pupils' self-esteem was a recent big one, which according to a recent piece on the BBC, took off in America. The idea, is that kids get praised all the time as a means of positive reinforcement -- with the obvious drawbacks.

    But then again, it could be the Dunning-Kruger Effect (where the incompetent are unable to see their own incompetence), which is as strong now as it always has been.

    1. Re:Education fads by budgenator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The idea, is that kids get praised all the time as a means of positive reinforcement
      The problem is we told the kids that they are special and the kids heard they are special and everyone else isn't.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  11. It isn't their fault. by damburger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've been systematically lied to. Western youth has been aggressively fed a vision of fun, laid back jobs that inexplicably pay huge amounts, coupled with an excessive consumer lifestyle.

    Remember the apartments they lived in in Friends? Remember what they did for a living? Exactly.

    Its why there was so much consumer debt - people thought they were entitled to a lifestyle beyond their means, and were willing to take loans to get it.

    --
    If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    1. Re:It isn't their fault. by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember the apartments they lived in in Friends? Remember what they did for a living? Exactly.

      I seem to recall that the apartment in Friends was rent-controlled at a level that had been set some time in the 60s, and they were illegally subletting it from a elderly relative who had long since moved away. Also, the show had some good stories about the financial issues of people living in Manhattan.

      Nitpicks aside, though, you're right about Friends (most of the time) and TV in general. But then, TV has always lied about a lot of things: everybody is good looking and has no weight or fitness issues (unless they're evil or they're somebody's funny sidekick). Bad people always suffer for their badness, and good people are always rewarded. Nobody is ever at a loss for clever thing to say. All complicated issues get resolved one way or another after 48 minutes of interaction. Etc., etc.

  12. Blame the parents teachers by coniferous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Speaking from the viewpoint of a 21 year old IT "professional"... Its the parents/teachers fault. We have been told from a very early age that having education sets us apart from the rest. You end up with people that think that because they got 90s in school, they are more qualified to do a job that someone has been doing for 20 years. Its stupid, even i think so. Perhaps if we hadn't been so coddled as kids, the workplace wouldn't be such a huge step for my generation.

    1. Re:Blame the parents teachers by JustShootMe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But you are doing exactly what the article predicts that you would do - it's everyone's fault but your own. Yes, yes, they do share blame, of course they do. And I know as much as anyone that children are not at truly fault for how they're raised. But at some point, it may be their fault - but placing blame really doesn't fix the situation. Only you can fix the situation, and it doesn't really matter whose fault it is.

      I'm speaking as someone whose parents really messed him up in many different ways - but ultimately, they are not going to fix it, I have to. And placing blame really does nothing but remind me of the past, instead of looking to the future.

      Put shortly and bluntly, who gives a fuck whose fault it is, I care more about what you do with your life and who you are *now*. :-)

      --
      For linux tips: http://www.linuxtipsblog.com
    2. Re:Blame the parents teachers by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Open source? Internships?

      I'm not saying it's easy. But doing the not easy stuff is what differentiates one from the rest. At least in the beginning, who knows, you might have to sacrifice pay for experience. But the investment will pay back.

      Unless your parents are abusive, they are only there to guide you - your motivation and your willingness to step out on your own to figure stuff out is what's going to really give you what you need. Ultimately, parents and teachers are only there to tell you how to stick your foot in the door. What happens once it's there is entirely up to you.

      I don't think I'm saying this right. Oh well. It's Sunday.

      --
      For linux tips: http://www.linuxtipsblog.com
    3. Re:Blame the parents teachers by aurispector · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the web contributes. You can find websites with ready-made "communities" for any absurd group. Facebook, Twitter and the like feed on the inherent ego-centrism & narcissism of the age group - as if people really CARE what you're doing minute to minute. It all fosters a false sense of importance and belonging that just doesn't exist in the real world. On the other hand, shifting the blame to anyone but yourself is another issue. Sure, your parents told you you were special, but you believed it.

      We do kids a disservice by constantly telling them how wonderful they are. Fact is, people build a real sense of self-worth by working hard to overcome challenges, not by being given prizes.

      --
      I have mod points. The reign of terror begins now.
    4. Re:Blame the parents teachers by JustShootMe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe I'm just cynical, but does it really matter? If they want to sit there on their asses and bitch and moan about how bad their lives are, that's their problem - and it makes it just that much easier for people like you and I to make something of ourselves.

      I'm not saying I wish it on them, really... but I'm not responsible for them, I'm responsible for me. You see what I'm saying? You can lead a horse to water...

      It only becomes my problem when they expect me to support them...

      --
      For linux tips: http://www.linuxtipsblog.com
  13. People, not "students" by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So today I see an article about the growing narcissism of students

    Might as well replace "students" with "people". The whole concept that this is somehow limited to graduates of whatever reeks of the "dirty intellectuals" cultural revolution mentality.

    It's not graduates that are getting narcissistic, it's much of our society that's changing this way, of which they are but a subset. If you think that the people who don't finish high school and suckle on the NYC welfare tit for much of their life are any less narcissistic, you've got a dose of reality coming...

    Our society has removed a system of intrinsic rewards that involve satisfaction from doing one's job well, and providing for one's family, and replaced it with a money-grabbing race for being buried with the most stuff. But make no mistake about it - this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

    1. Re:People, not "students" by coniferous · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So today I see an article about the growing narcissism of students

      Might as well replace "students" with "people". The whole concept that this is somehow limited to graduates of whatever reeks of the "dirty intellectuals" cultural revolution mentality.

      It's not graduates that are getting narcissistic, it's much of our society that's changing this way, of which they are but a subset. If you think that the people who don't finish high school and suckle on the NYC welfare tit for much of their life are any less narcissistic, you've got a dose of reality coming...

      Our society has removed a system of intrinsic rewards that involve satisfaction from doing one's job well, and providing for one's family, and replaced it with a money-grabbing race for being buried with the most stuff. But make no mistake about it - this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

      Uh, wut? How does not having a solid family structure make you more narcissistic? Personally I have found that people that had to fend for themselves and didn't have mommy at arms reach more humbled and harder working.

    2. Re:People, not "students" by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Our society has removed a system of intrinsic rewards that involve satisfaction from doing one's job well, and providing for one's family, and replaced it with a money-grabbing race for being buried with the most stuff. But make no mistake about it - this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

      You can use money for much more interesting things than 'stuff'. I guess you could still quite accurately describe me as a narcissist, and perhaps the rest of my post is just serving to prove your point, but I dislike the superior attitude that so many people show when it comes to talking about wealth, as if we should be 'higher' people with loftier goals than that distasteful pursuit of money, the assumption being that those who want it are after money simply for the sake of a bank balance with a big number.

      To put it bluntly, I would like to be rich. If I succeed in this it will mean I can travel to interesting places, learn new skills, and generally do things that I enjoy. All of this requires money for a multitude of reasons - the ability to take time off work, the acquisition of relevant information/permits/whatever, the equipment needed, and so on. I consider the goals of visiting every country on earth, or learning aerobatic flight, or skydiving, or juggling, or whatever else, to be perfectly valid and interesting things to wish for in my life. Perhaps you disagree? I don't know, although I would be surprised if you do. Sure, a shiny house filled with shiny things would be somewhat fun, but certainly not worth devoting myself to - that's the impression most people seem to push when they talk about money.

      Yes, they're also entirely self-centred goals, but if you were to offer most people the choice of that life or of a 9 to 5 at a stable and moderately well-paid job I think I know which they would choose. I'm also well aware of the fact that most of those with serious wealth in the world got there working about as hard as those in the 9 to 5s, maybe a bit more so, maybe a bit less so. What good reason is there to devote myself to trying to have a 'normal' life when there's some chance I can have a life much more interesting than that?

  14. This just in! by intx13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Students find that the real world does not match their ideals and expectations!

    I think no matter what age bracket you fit into, you or someone you knew as a post-student entering the workforce for the first time had their expectations shattered.

    It's neither shocking nor news, and it certainly doesn't make you narcissistic. It makes you inexperienced, which is kind of the whole thing, isn't it?

    On the other hand, there are more young people succeeding that do make it that far that quickly nowadays, so maybe you could say that the variance is increasing - more people expecting greatness and being shocked, but also more people going directly to greatness.

    Furthermore, the example of one prospective employee thinking that what were in reality fairly standard and expected skills made him a unique snowflake doesn't mean he and every other post-student is narcissistic. More likely, in school he WAS cream of the crop, teaching himself new skills and so on. What he doesn't realize is that the people he's comparing himself to are now working at McDonald's; he now needs to compete against the much smaller group of people like himself. Depending on the school, he may have never met anyone else from this group.

    Anyway, not narcissism, not egotism... just a mix of inexperience, naivete, and optimism/idealism.

  15. Every Generation by perlhacker14 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every new generation is bound to feel superior to the previous, being fresh and inexperienced and self-confident in their sparkling new standards. Every previous generation will feel that the new children are annoying little pests wearing too-big boots. This is to be expected, and the attitudes usually fade over time as the new generation gets hit with reality and the older ones come to stand them.
    Of course, this really is the one of the first times that it comes up in the software fields, as the field is relatively new.

  16. anecdotal evidence by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article is based on nothing but anecdotal evidence. The person who wrote the slashdot summary (named, strangely enough, SpuriousLogic) relates some more anecdotal evidence. Now slashdotters are requested to supply even more anecdotal evidence.

    I teach physics at a community college. Any generalization you can make about my students will be true about some of them and false about some others. Yes, I have encountered some students whose self-esteem seems unrealistically high. Yes, I have also encountered some other students whose self-esteem seemed to me to be unrealistically low.

    If you want to show a trend over time, like increasing narcissism, you need quantitative data from two different times, and you need the random and systematic errors on those two data-points to be small enough that they can be shown to be unequal with a high level of confidence.

    My default hypothesis about any educational reform movement is that it will have absolutely no effect on anything. I'm only persuaded to the contrary if solid quantitative evidence shows up to the contrary. My default hypothesis is that the self-esteem movement has had absolutely no effect on students' self-esteem, or on their achievement, or on anything else. Students tend to be pretty realistic. They look and compare themselves with other students. They know if they got an F on their physics exam and their lab partner didn't.

  17. blame modern child rearing by thule · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... and schools. Parents don't teach their kids that some things are just simply part of life. You have to do it whether you like it or not. You have to do it even if you don't get an allowance or a gold star. Some things are worth doing even if you don't feel good about doing it.

    Schools affirm this by removing competition and focus on making sure kids feel good about themselves. This is reflected in a recent survey where US kids scored lower on things like math, but felt that had done well on the test. Non-US students felt that they had not done well on the test, but scored higher. In other words, stupid US kids feel really good about themselves. Heck, they've been rewarded not for getting things right, but for trying! Why wouldn't they expect to get constant affirmation in the professional world?

    Bring back competition. Bring back winning and loosing. Bring back hard work. Dump the ego-centric psychology.

  18. What the hell? by DavidR1991 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm 18, and I'm about to leave my secondary school and head off to university (assuming I get my grades). I've always had an interest in tech an computers - so I learnt (or started learning) C/C++ at around 14 to try and get a step ahead of just the typical 'wannabes'. I now consider myself, four years later, to be a pretty competent coder. Besides that though, I don't consider myself 'special' in any way or form what-so-ever.

    In fact, the only 'special' thing about what I just mentioned is the age I was when I did it - what I actually did (self teaching, as per the java beans example) is painfully uninteresting. Yet people I meet routinely single this out as 'strange' and 'amazing' (people in other fields, that is).

    I don't share their enthusiasm - why is self-teaching so amazing? Am I really that cool for doing the simplest thing ever - teaching myself. Or are the other people I'm being judged against too fucking retarded to teach themselves?

    I think that's the main scary thing this article touches on (and something I've experienced) - self teaching is now some kind of oddity. I'm pleased I learnt C/C++ when I did: Not because of what it is, but apparently, in this new age of retardation, self taught *anything* is some amazing feat to be behold. I think that's the scarier prospect than overly narcissistic students/graduates

    1. Re:What the hell? by vlm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or are the other people I'm being judged against too fucking retarded to teach themselves?

      They're too busy watching American Idol. Look on the bright side, it makes folks like us, stacks of money, at least in comparison to them. Besides, we know its more fun than what they do.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
  19. answer at bottom of page by retchdog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quote at bottom of /. page:

    "You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part."

    Well, there you go.

    --
    "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
  20. Re:First Bonus Post by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I made millions selling karma futures, back before the economy turned bad.

  21. Moving beyond "work" by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.whywork.org/

    See especially:
    http://www.whywork.org/rethinking/whywork/abolition.html
    "Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost any evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work. In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working. That doesn't mean we have to stop doing things. It does mean creating a new way of life based on play; in other words, a ludic revolution. By "play" I mean also festivity, creativity, conviviality, commensality, and maybe even art. There is more to play than child's play, as worthy as that is. I call for a collective adventure in generalized joy and freely interdependent exuberance. Play isn't passive. Doubtless we all need a lot more time for sheer sloth and slack than we ever enjoy now, regardless of income or occupation, but once recovered from employment-induced exhaustion nearly all of us want to act."

    See also:
    http://www.smallisbeautiful.org/buddhist_economics/english.html
    "The Buddhist point of view takes the function of work to be at least threefold: to give man a chance to utilise and develop his faculties; to enable him to overcome his ego-centredness by joining with other people in a common task; and to bring forth the goods and services needed for a becoming existence. Again, the consequences that flow from this view are endless. To organise work in such a manner that it becomes meaningless, boring, stultifying, or nerve-racking for the worker would be little short of criminal; it would indicate a greater concern with goods than with people, an evil lack of compassion and a soul-destroying degree of attachment to the most primitive side of this worldly existence. Equally, to strive for leisure as an alternative to work would be considered a complete misunderstanding of one of the basic truths of human existence, namely that work and leisure are complementary parts of the same living process and cannot be separated without destroying the joy of work and the bliss of leisure."

    On the other hand:
    "Blame It on Mr. Rogers: Why Young Adults Feel So Entitled"
    http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB118358476840657463.html
    And, extending that theme:
    "Blame the Bailouts on Mister Rogers?"
    http://emac.blogs.foxbusiness.com/2008/12/12/blame-the-crisis-on-mister-rogers/

    Maybe there are deeper issues here on all sides? From:
    http://groups.google.com/group/openmanufacturing/msg/72330a22bcae8928?

    Consider who could pay for food or water (or copyrighted content or patented
    processes) in thirty years, if robotics continues to develop just at the
    current rate over the last thirty years.

    Check out clerks?
    "Your supermarket cashier may not know a kiwano from a tamarillo, but
    Veggie Vision does."
    http://domino.watson.ibm.com/comm/wwwr_thinkresearch.nsf/pages/machin...

    Cab drivers?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_Grand_Challenge

    Heart Surgeons?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intuitive_Surgical

    Airline pilots?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopilot

    Nurses?
    "Robot nurse escorts and schmoozes the elderly"

    --
    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    1. Re:Moving beyond "work" by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like working.

      I hate the obligation to work though.

      --
      Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
  22. Actually... by IANAAC · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's always been like this. I was in college - god - going on thirty years ago (!) and we all thought we were the shit.

    It's not until we all started working and actually failed at something that we got knocked back down to reality.

    1. Re:Actually... by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's interesting. When I graduated college (97) I had the exact opposite opinion. In fact I said to my 7-year-long JCPenney boss, "I'm worried about my new job at Lockheed." "Why?" "I don't think I'm good enough." He told me if I fail, I'm always welcome to come back. And then laughed. ;-)

      As it turned-out I was ready for the Lockheed job, but I certainly didn't feel I was "the shit" going into the working world. My first project was designing a CCA with a budget of only $10,000 (plus labor costs), and I was definitely not in charge. That responsibility fell to a guy 60-something years old who monitored my every move.

      I don't understand today's grads who think they will just automatically be given million-dollar projects and travel expense budgets.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
  23. Obligatory by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint"
    - Hesiod, 8th century BC

    1. Re:Obligatory by baKanale · · Score: 5, Funny

      And what happened to the future of the ancient Greek people? Conquest by Alexander the Great and annexation by the Romans.

    2. Re:Obligatory by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let me translate that from the original Greek for you: "Hey, you kids get off my lawn!"

      --
      God, schmod. I want my monkey man!
    3. Re:Obligatory by rcw-home · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The boys i mean are not refined
      They go with girls who buck and bite
      They do not give a fuck for luck
      They hump them thirteen times a night

      One hangs a hat upon her tit
      One carves a cross on her behind
      They do not give a shit for wit
      The boys i mean are not refined

      They come with girls who bite and buck
      Who cannot read and cannot write
      Who laugh like they would fall apart
      And masturbate with dynamite

      The boys i mean are not refined
      They cannot chat of that and this
      They do not give a fart for art
      They kill like you would take a piss

      They speak whatever's on their mind
      They do whatever's in their pants
      The boys i mean are not refined
      They shake the mountains when they dance"
      -- E. E. Cummings, 1926ish

  24. Re:oh really? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny
    This idea that people have to work for years before moving up the ladder and it's all based on experience and not actual skill is bullshit and it needs to stop.

    Uh, guy? I think you're the one they're talking about in the article.

    --
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  25. Stop Blaming the Victim! Failure is Required. by JasonNolan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've taught for over 20 year, and have watched the rise of entitlement and expectation on the part of children and parents. And the inability of educators to disabuse students of this. And the media's willingness to capitalize on this. Children have been taught that this is what to expect, praised for expecting it, denied exposure to the mundane realities to follow, and inculcated into the cult of 'TV reality' that SL so rightly describes. I can tell you... my best interns are mothers in their late 30s-40s who are looking to improve opportunities for themselves, and thereby their children. That said, the solution is easy. And it is not merely turning post graduation employment opportunities into a nightmare of failure. We can manage expectations. We can raise the bar. We can expect more from students in high schools than standardized scores, and continue that level of expectation into college. Rule one for anyone that I know to be a self-motivated successful individual is that failure is a requirement. They don't put it that way. If you've never failed, you have never tested yourself or pushed yourself to the extreme of your abilities. You've never tried something radically new, if you've never failed. You expect success and you anticipate the attainment of your expectations if you've never pushed yourself. Children learn to push themselves from the models that they observe in their parents, teachers and social contacts... so if grads aren't what we expect, then we, collectively, have not been setting a good example. Blaming the victims of our collective failure is easier than our solving the problem from the ground up... and if we don't, then we're actually the same as those we're deriding. IMHO of course.

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  26. I've seen a little of that by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...are you seeing the sorts of 'crashing down to Earth' expectations of college grads described here?

    I see a little of that 20-something narcissism here and there, but it's not universal. What I see more of is what I would call intellectual stubbornness. Every so often I'll interview someone I think has potential and, even if they don't get hired for that job, I'll keep them on a short list for future openings. Along with that give them some suggestions for areas of focus that would give them an edge on the next interview. Do this, this and this and the next time we have an opening I don't have to advertise it, just hire out of the pool. Saves me sorting through the resume slush pile.

    At first I was subtle about the suggestions, but very few would pick up on them. Even when I would contact them quarterly to see how they were doing, trying to show them they really were on the short list. I finally had to quit being subtle and just give them the right answers. But even when I did that, it's amazing how few would give me that answer back. One I suggested they get familiar with a non-MSFT development framework. Any one. Zend, Cake, Rails...anything. They didn't have to develop an app, just learn about one. An hour of reading. And the next time we talked they were in another .NET class. Then acted surprised when they didn't get that job, either. ????

    That I do see that a lot in young people. They're convinced they have the right answers and won't budge or take a suggestion. There's no curiosity or willingness to explore. they seem really regimented in their thinking. Something I found profoundly saddening personally and, as hiring authority, really freaking annoying.

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  27. compiler design and kernel hacking by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cool kids are working on LLVM and L4.

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  28. Why not an office? by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When the delta cost between an modest office and a cube is around $2k/year, I frankly have a hard time seeing why a $50k professional shouldn't have one if he wants it. If he asked you for $2k additional salary to work for you, you'd give it to him. So why not a $2k office?

    That he's expected to settle for a cube is almost pure PHB. It says that the organization is more interested in the petty politics of oneupmanship than the are in their employees' comfort and productivity.

    On the other hand, my eyes head for the ceiling when the guy who has been there two weeks starts explaining the half dozen major changes we should make to the business. Spend six months learning how to do it my way you greenie! When you're fully trained on the job, I'll be interested in your opinions on how to improve it.

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  29. Nothing new by S-4'N3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The arrogance of educated workers isn't anything particularly new however it is something that seems to drift from field to field along with educational trends. A couple of years ago I read an article on how something like over 60% of CEO's would not hire anyone with an MBA on account of how disastrous former employees had been. At the time, and as a generality (no I'm not talking about you, Mr. MBA who happens to read slashdot) MBA graduates tended to assume that because of their diploma, they knew how to run a department or company better than people without the equivalence in education, but many years of experience. Now this trend is starting to apply to programmers. They expect that with their degrees and certifications, they will be better workers, and thus given better opportunities than people many years their senior. Now I'm not saying we are all supposed to LIKE Bill Gates, or anything, but his high school diploma has certainly gotten him far. No amount of education will ever replace work experience. Learning new or even old out-dated languages is part of any intense IT job, and only with experience will you be good at troubleshooting and reverse engineering the kind of poorly documented stuff that you will be expected to do. Personally, I have the same level of education as Bill Gates and have dropped out of college twice, but that hasn't prevented glamourous opportunities from coming my way. On account of my skill, experience, and knowledge of my companies products, I've been flown to Edmonton (okay... it's really not THAT glamourous), while some of my colleagues have been to Vancouver several times. Now I'm not saying higher education won't get me farther in life, but not having higher education has certainly not prevented hard work and experience from contributing to an interesting career. Any college graduate should know that your education will get you nowhere without hard work and level headedness, and that an inflated ego will only hold you back. I don't think it's necessarily fair to entirely blame the baby-boomers for this scourge of arrogant graduates, but as a trend, I certainly suspect they didn't help. The boomers did grow up in a time where education guaranteed a more exciting career and life. Then 'everybody' went to school and we wound up with Generation X. You'd somehow hope that this younger generation (of which I am pretty much a part) would have caught on. Let's just blame videogames and short-attention span TV instead.

  30. Travel Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mod parent up

    Travel (even international/intercontinental) gets very old, very quickly when you're doing it constantly. Travel for work is not like holiday travel; all you see is the inside of another identikit hotel and another identikit office, and the little you see of your exotic location is the taxi between them.

    And catching an 0600 flight every Monday, followed by a 9+hour day in the office *hurts* after about a month.

  31. More than just kids-these-days by Orp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The older generation always scoffs at the younger generation. There is always a large component of kids-these-days to these types of arguments. That being said, as a 40 year old college professor who's been doing this for 8 years, I do see a shift in the behavior of students, primarily the average-to-below-average student. The bright students who are motivated and mature don't seem to suffer from the problems I'm about to describe. One big problem is that many students simply are unwilling to do more than a fixed amount of work that they don't want to do. In college they place aspects of their lives which are not academic at a higher priority and get annoyed when their performance reflects this. I see more and more of this. The main things are: socializing, work, and family. It's not that I didn't have those thing when I was in college, it's just that academics always came first. Many students simply refuse to dedicate the time they need to do well; it's not that they're dumb.

    A lot of students really do have the precious-snowflake chip on their shoulders. A junior faculty member in my department who has only been teaching for a couple of years and who is very student-focused told a student who was struggling in one of his classes that her main reason for not doing well was that she was not working hard enough (and he was right). How did she take it? She went to the dean and filed a complaint against the professor. This same student is always passing notes and talking to another student in one of my classes. I have confronted them in class and they will shoot me dirty looks, shut up for a while, and start back up again the next class. The professor I mentioned above has spent hours and hours with another student trying to help her with the subject material and to show her appreciation, she accused him of "destroying her passion" for her major.

    The precious-snowflake syndrome is strongly tied to the immaturity problem which plagues a lot of college students. I think students are simply putting off growing up, and I am regularly dealing with high-school crap in, for example, sophomore-level science classes (courses in the students' major even!) which I simply never had to deal with before.

    When I am in one of my more cynical moods, I take great pleasure in the idea that these kids are in for a really rude awakening after they graduate in the current economic climate. Maybe it will be the splash of cold water in the face that they need to grow the f*ck up and realize that the world does not exist solely for their own entertainment, and that simply gracing me with their presence in class does not get them an automatic B.

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  32. Re:Yes, but... by bingbong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I come from poor white trash, but I worked hard - got a Ph.D. from a top English university (I grew up in Canada), and now I work in DC as an overpaid consultant. I drive a fully paid for BMW, am looking out my window at an awesome view of the Capitol Building as I type this.

    Hard work does indeed pay off, but you also need to make smart long term decisions with it.

    Regarding the nurse and teacher - they do what they do because they like it. I understand, I volunteer 700+ hours as a firefighter in one of the rural communities here.

    Work hard, but find a balance - that's the key to success / happiness.

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  33. Re:Millennials watched more TV by fm6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nobody watched much TV before 1950 or so. The NTSC format used by U.S. broadcasters wasn't standardized until 1941, and then the war ended production of TV sets, so there were about 5,000 sets in the whole country. Add a few years for the price of the technology to drop (and for Great Depression era nervousness about buying stuff to wear off) and you really don't have any TV viewers to speak of until the mid 50s.

    I grew up in the 50s and 60s, and I recall TV addiction being an issue for me and my friends even then. But I don't think it got to be really bad until the 80s, when cable became widely available, latchkey kids became the norm, and TV was the easiest way for most kids to distract themselves.

    Another factor: more and more people living in "edge cities" as mass transit withered and car ownership became common. That really limits the social life of children too young to drive, especially once parents started getting nervous about letting their kids do stuff without supervision.

  34. Lowered Expectations by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "....mom and dad always told them they were incredibly special, and would do amazing things."

    There's a great line from that movie about the math teacher Jaime Escalante, Stand and Deliver. In the movie, Escalante is arguing with an Anglo teacher, who is worried that Escalante is raising their expectations too much. She was one of the "villains" in the film, but she had a great line, one that should be stamped on the brain of every teacher in the world. I can't find the exact quote so I'll have to paraphrase it from memory here:

    "

    You've convinced them that they're all geniuses, that they can all be Einstein and Newton. But the truth is, most are ordinary, and one day they'll realize that despite what you say, they're nothing special. And they'll hate you for it.

    Our school systems tell our kids that they all have the potential for greatness. Not just being good at something, but great at something. And that's simply not true. The truth is, most of us are ordinary, and with hard work, we can become competent, or even solid. And that's just fine. That's the way of things. As the saying goes, if everyone was special, no one would be. And yet, the "self-esteem" movement in schools tells kids that they're all potential writers, artists, engineers, presidents, etc. Very few of us go on to do anything like that. Most of us lead middle-class lives with middle-class jobs, with middle-class pains and joys. Many of us don't even get that far. Not because of any conspiracy, or bad schools, but because that's the state of humanity. That's what we are. A few bright minds, a lot of workers, and some dim bulbs. John Lennon was wrong. We don't all shine on. Very few of us do. Unfortunately, too many teachers preach Lennon's line at students. You don't want to discourage students from trying to reach higher, but you also want them to be realistic about the world.

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    1. Re:Lowered Expectations by syousef · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Our school systems tell our kids that they all have the potential for greatness. Not just being good at something, but great at something......We don't all shine on. Very few of us do. Unfortunately, too many teachers preach Lennon's line at students. You don't want to discourage students from trying to reach higher, but you also want them to be realistic about the world.

      You misunderstand. Shining is not about being great in other people's eyes or achieving fame and fortune. It's about being happy with the things you have and doing what you do as well as you can.

      What people don't understand is life under the spotlight is a pain in the neck. Very few of us would actually want to be there. You can still achieve great things in your own life. They just don't have significance to others, and THAT is alright.

      Teaching kids they're all mundane will make even the great ones mundane, and will leave them all depressed. Self esteem needs to be based on reality. Actually assess them on the work they do and give them praise for what they actually do achieve when it is clear they are trying their best or clsoe to it, but don't make them feel bad for not achieving higher. In other words, tell little johnny that 2 + 2 = 5 is wrong and grade him accordingly, but don't make him feel bad for not doing even better when he does get the answer right. Part of building self esteem is learning to deal with criticism and understanding the difference between getting it right and screwing up, and learning to cope with both. The school system doesn't recognise that and sees any time the child feels bad as some sort of damage. I feel sorry for kids who make it out into the workforce and suddenly have to cope with learning that their boss doesn't pat them on the back when they bollox things up. It's not the new generation's fault. It's the educators that need a reality check.

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  35. Reported all over the place by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is being reported all over the place. In fact, my wife read an article in Macleans (I think) years ago about this very thing. Overall, the false self-esteem forced upon these kids by our so called "education system" in North America has brought about a new horror in education. As in, most students today are what is commonly referred to as "mark mercenaries." They also have a gross tendency to lie or twist words or ... to get what they want. I've seen it used time and time again in attempts to screw over profs, TAs, etc because of a perceived wrong. That perceived wrong typically being not paying enough attention to the student or giving them a bad grade (that they earned). In fact, a recent example is a TA got questioned for not giving help to a student. What actually happened is that this student didn't even as for help. Likely in some twisted reality in this students head, the TA should have constantly come up to this student asking him/her if (s)he needed help. Because, that's what happens in highschool right?

    And what makes it worse? TV programs that, including reality TV, that glorify people getting a free ride. So, now with the delusional aspect to the general mentality of todays youth added to there false self-esteem, they actually honestly believe that they deserve what they think they deserve. Regardless of the reality of the situation.

    And what makes that worse? Universities/Colleges/etc are indirectly encouraging that. Because, if they did anything to stop that, then the students wouldn't take there (service) courses and the departments would be in big trouble. Both through the lower grades and the complaints that admin would surely get and the lower enrolment rates.

    Right now, what we should expect is for this to get worse for a long time to come. Because, the Universities/etc (because they are now run like businesses and NOT educational institutions) have a vested interest in caving to these power drunk students. And those students are the *vast* majority of the student population.

    I quake for our future...

  36. Not one intern has heeded my advice by Rastl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had to deal with interns coming into the technology field after being coddled at college for a few years. I've tried to be friendly, polite and honest. Mostly that's been appreciated after a few months in 'the real workplace'.

    I also took the time to talk to these interns at the end of their internship to go over how they would represent their work on their resumes. Invariably they didn't see what they really did. What they saw as a series of menial tasks was really "Performed X with minimal supervision" and "Completed project Y using blah blah blah". They weren't prepared to comprehend what a real project was.

    One of the truly sad things was their lack of ability to troubleshoot. I know I've said this in the past but I feel it bears repeating. Everything these kids have done has been multiple choice. Their tests, their games, everything has presented them with a list of choices. Our games gave us a problem and then we were on our own to come up with what might work as a solution. Does anyone remember "You're in a maze of twisty passages, all alike." and a command prompt? Not a lot of pre-chosen answers there. I spent quite a bit of time helping them learn how to solve problems.

    Lastly, here's the advice I have yet to see an intern use. "Find the job that no one wants to do, do it well, and you'll be employed for life." Seriously, everyone wants the fun and happy jobs. But someone has to clean the crap out of the corners and keep the place running. Fun and happy candidates are lined up out the door and around the corner. The one who is willing to do the jobs that require doing is going to stand out.

    Now get off my intarwebz.

  37. Re:solution: by PingPongBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently douchebag-syndrome runs rampant in colleges where students

    The words college and student are highly relevant in your nonsense.

    The educational system is not keeping up with the complexity of the world. Even though so much can be achieved now by a few simple gestures of the arm-a simple point and click can start a factory on the other side of the earth-the technology required a long and dedicated effort to implement.

    I was talking to someone working on cell-phone software. A cell phone is just a little thing held in the hand so how big can the software be? Hundreds of millions of lines. Try writing that in time to catch the next market cycle, which is coming up in only a few months-it's hard work and high risk. Teamwork is required. Most of the procedures are standardized so the whole thing is doable, but no one is going to really stand out. If they need someone to stand out, it could be too risky-what if that person missed a few days or weeks?

    Maybe ten years ago this complexity would be cutting edge, but now it's run-of-the-mill, yet schools have their hands full just getting people to learn basic concepts. Only a few students may have an opportunity to see how work is done in the real world-the seemingly endless calculations and the long lists of tiny functions to implement.

    On the other hand, the high tech industry makes it easy for a nondescript insider to take advantage of the perks. There are so many people and the pay for designers versus third world assembly people is so vastly different that it is understandable for a mentality of get it while you can. So let people set their own compensation targets, and see if they can justify them.

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  38. better solution: by RichardJenkins · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stick one of these up on the wall, and just go with it.

  39. Re:Try going to school with them by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, I have worked with six languages: HTML, CSS, Javascript, AJAX, XML and TXT.

    Don't understand why I can't get a job?

  40. Its relative by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

    I too want to do cool stuff, but the reality is that there is cool stuff and stuff that will make the company money. You may be lucky and be able to land a job at a company that does both, but don't expect it. The companies I worked for, that did cool stuff didn't last long because it was too cutting and the market wasn't ready for it.

    Often you aren't in management because you were forced there, but because you wanted more pay (pay usually corresponds to responsibility) or you were fed up of being a lab rat or equivalent.

    I am still hoping I will get my dream job, but I realise that it is all down to luck and hard work.

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  41. then the companies need to offer more money by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason schools are making their engineering programs do more interesting-sounding things are because engineering and CS enrollments, especially among US citizens, are dropping rapidly. So schools are trying to find creative ways to interest people in majoring in those areas; "training for boring cubicle job", funnily enough, doesn't entice people.

    The only other solution, really, is the capitalist one: offer so much money that people will go into the field even if it does sound boring. But you need to offer a lot more than current going rates for that.

  42. much less than previously, though by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pretty much any mainstream economist will tell you that productivity has increased enormously over the past century, due to a combination of factors, technology probably being the biggest. Productivity increases decrease the level of scarcity for any fixed basket of goods to which they apply, because more stuff is produced than previously without an increase in resources.

    Of course, you can take that "productivity dividend" in various forms. One way to maintain the illusion of scarcity is to increase your baseline of what you "need", so you always need the things that have just barely become affordable. Then scarcity is definitionally constant, because what you're really doing is holding scarcity fixed and varying your basket of goods accordingly.

    The netbook trend shows the opposite way you can take the productivity dividend: hold fixed the things you "need", and enjoy the ever-decreasing scarcity by having to give fewer resources (i.e. hours of work) to get those same goods. Applied to other areas, it's quite possible to reduce the amount of work people have to do on average, as long as you increase the "need" baseline slower than the gains from better productivity decrease scarcity. Typically people haven't done that: do Americans use the productivity increases of the past 50 years to work fewer hours? No, they generally use them to increase material consumption; e.g. the average house size has nearly doubled. But that isn't entirely necessary.

    Of course, Bertrand Russell went over all of this in 1932, so it's not particularly novel.

  43. Upward creep in expectations, reversed by crash by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    One problem is the "middle class", according to the Wall Street Journal, now starts at around $250K/yr. Few people will ever make that much money. But most college graduates think they will, or at least did until Q4 2008. There's been an upward creep in expectations during the boom. This happens during booms; it happened in 1922-1929. It's not an age thing; it's a boom thing.

    The extreme form of this is seen in MBA students. The major MBA schools had (definitely "had") become feeder teams for consulting firms and Wall Street, which, for a while, really was seen as a path to becoming a multimillionaire before turning 30.. In New York City, finance employs 10% of the people, but pays 40% of the salaries. (Well, it did; those are 2007 numbers.)

    Being in the robotics field, I saw the better robotics people going off to finance. But recently, I was over at Stanford, and was chatting with a grad student who'd been at Lehman Bros. and was back in computer science, which now looked more stable than finance. The traffic direction has reversed.

    We might even see smart people going into manufacturing again. Which we need.

  44. universities also have a different goal by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or at least, they traditionally did, and we haven't really figured out as a whole what we want to transition to.

    Historically, only a small percentage of people got university degrees. Professors were (and in many places still are) first and foremost researchers; their real job is not teaching, but advancing their field and publishing their results. A secondary job is research mentorship: they advise and supervise graduate students as the next generation of researchers. A tertiary job is teaching of undergraduate material, to historically only a small percentage of the population that had a need to learn advanced-level stuff from an expert in the field. Those people were generally expected, furthermore, to be interested in and to benefit from a well-rounded education rather than only training in their specific area, e.g. to become scientists who also had an understanding of ethics and history.

    Today, it's more or less expected in many areas that you have a college degree. As a result, a lot of people go to university mainly as a sort of certification that qualifies them for jobs. They don't necessarily want the traditional liberal education, even the science version of it; they want vocational training. But universities were not really set up to provide that, and their staff are entirely the wrong ones to provide it: the people publishing CS research papers and the people who would be good at teaching a vocational programming class that prepares one for a role as C++ programmer in industry are only occasionally the same.

    That's why we historically had separate trade schools and vocational schools, which did focus on practical skills, and had teachers who were focused on teaching such skills. But there's been a sort of prestige treadmill so companies want you to have a University Degree for a job that actually need vocational training, not a well-rounded liberal-arts education with mentorship from a PhD researcher.

    There's a lot of possible solutions, of course. One is to go back to the old model, where universities do research and teach a small percentage of the population, and vocationally focused institutions teach most people. The most likely, though, is probably a gradual morphing of universities into a superset of the two kinds of institutions. Already it's becoming common to hire lecturers to teach introductory classes, and some schools are offering variations on degrees to let students opt between more traditional university majors or more applied vocational majors; often this also leads to a parallel split between staff who are mainly "teaching faculty" versus "research faculty".