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Blizzard Shows Off Diablo III Archivist Class, WoW Dance-Off
It's been a busy day for the folks at Blizzard, who have released major announcements for several different games. The next Diablo III class has arrived: the Archivist. Despite their frail appearance and hunched, labored movement, they are quite deft at launching Quest Bolts at nearby foes, or conjuring a whirling Lore-nado of spinning books. Loud monsters can be silenced with a devastating Shush attack. Blizzard also put Starcraft II's latest unit on display, the Terra-Tron, which is a giant, robot uber-weapon assembled from the buildings in your base. Finally, for World of Warcraft they announced two features that have been requested by players for years: a battle of dances, where you can show off your avatar's hippest moves, and the ability to 'p1mp' your mounts. (Not sure exactly what that means, since I don't speak elvish, but there's a Nightsaber with a cannon — holy crap!)
I get a completely different image from "pimping a mount" than putting a cannon on a horse .
... than to mount your pimp. Unless you are into that sort of thing.
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No wonder Blizzard games take so long to ship. Get back to work you hippies!
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The Archivist seems to be a slow but powerful character. From the video his spells are devastating to the individual character but he himself is weak. It looks as though he may be able to use different canes to perhaps make him faster, unsure.
I also took note of the new HUD and how delicious it looks. Look at the Mana graphic!
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He is a very powerful magician too.
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All this hype around D3 is getting on my nerves. If D3 comes out before SC2 I'm boycotting Blizzard games I understand SC2 has to be sports worthy but still...10+ years?
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make the bad man stop.
I'm sooooo ready for April 1 to be over. Midnight in which timezone counts as the terminator for this boring ass day on slashot????????????????
Dear fucking god, you dumb sacks of shit. You're just not fucking funny. Stop it. One -maybe two - April Fool's stories are ok, assuming they're funny. You guys have the problem of 1) way fucking overdoing it and, 2) being the least funny people (so it appears) on the face of the earth. Seriously, in comparison to you, Hitler and Stalin were goddamn laugh riots.
Get cancer, you fucking shitbags.
I was definitely getting a Diablo 1 Sorcerer vibe with the Quest bolt sounding and moving almost exactly like the D1 fire bolt spell. It'll have more action and better graphics but it certainly appears to fit with the Diablo style, much more so then the first gameplay vids. Perhaps they took the fan criticism to heart =)
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Enough already. Its April Fools Day, we get it, you can stop now.
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the archivist class actually sounds pretty cool - I'm still eager to try out the witchdoctor.
Do I get my achievement yet?
Fuck these terrible April Fool's day articles. Slashdot, the rule is one prank a year on April 1st. Spamming the front pages with these shitty unfunny useless articles makes me wish Conficker had actually taken down the internet today.
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Am I the only one who wishes the Terra-tron was a real unit?
from the archivist's dialog wheel:
"Test me and I will chronicle your pain"
That's just begging to be my sig.
More music, fewer hits
A little bit, funny ... irritating.
On and fucking on, not funny
And from the Blizzard site, you know it took people at least 1 week to do the art and video for this "joke".
Be sure to check out the Terratron.
When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
The most swashbuckling arthritic educated Pirate/Archivist on the high seas. The eye patch doesn't stop him from his intense studying or crabby librarian sushing, only from the stereoscopic vision necessary to evade the dungeons many perils. With his colorful garments and handcrafted cane, he is sure to be the smash hit of the collectible figurine world and our favorite new DIII character.
Oblig.
The archivists bread and butter attack against creatures younger than him is a constant barrage of "Get off my lawn!", strangely effective against herds of halberd wielding bovines.
I'm now an april fool!
You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
In related news, D&D is also getting new class, the Witchaloks, designed by the Penny Arcade crew.
People who like this sort of sig will find this the sort of sig they like.
How can you show us something awesome and then say "ha ha just kidding"? Jokes are meant for absurd things. This was just a cock tease.
PImp my pussy baby..... pussy cat from darnassus that is :p
...was the best part of my day. Of course, that's just because they said "Thatmushroom is as big as a Cadillac!"
That's right, I was just called morbidly obese by Blizzard. And it was awesome.
You zap the moderators with a wand of humor! The moderators resist!
The Mice, Shall Click...
They put a lot of work into this April Fools joke.. Made videos and such, wow. If this isn't a joke, it's the most stupid class ever. A Librarian??? C'mon now.
I could really get into an archivist character, actually. Playing Diablo 1 as a wizard, nothing was more exciting than finding a library room. (New spells, yay!)
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I pulled this out of my ass in 10 seconds girth.
gubermint bailout? gay man tits blowhole? gigabit bitchslap?
your mom?