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Conficker Downloads Payload

nk497 writes "Conficker seems to finally be doing something, a week after hype around the worm peaked on April Fool's Day. It has now downloaded components from the Waledac botnet, which could contain rootkit capabilities. Trend Micro security expert Rik Ferguson said: 'These components have so far been missing, but could this finally be the "other boot dropping" that we have all been been waiting for?' Ferguson also suggested that people behind Conficker could be the very same who are running Waledac and created the Storm botnet. 'It tallies with some of the assumptions people have made about Conficker — that the first variant was actively trying to avoid the Ukraine because Waledac was Eastern European,' Ferguson added."

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  1. april fools by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Downloading its payload and going live a week after April 1? Now that's the way to do an April Fools joke.

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    1. Re:april fools by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      That honestly would have rocked...

      April 1 - 2009 Conflicker downloads and activates it evil payload. Computer screens all over the world go black with large red numbers counting down to....... something......

      Do it like the many really bad computer hacker movies. That would simply be funny as hell. The raging panic from the easily panicked sheep, Fox news will report that Conflicker turns your computer into a bomb, etc....

      THAT would be the coolest April fools joke ever.

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    2. Re:april fools by sskagent · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your computer would have to beep. All movie computers make excessive, unneeded noise.

    3. Re:april fools by eieken · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's easy, conficker would just have to install this: http://www.nullsoft.com/free/nbeep/

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  2. Eye chart by Drakin020 · · Score: 5, Funny

    On a side note, that eye chart the Conflicker Group had up no longer works.

    http://www.confickerworkinggroup.org/infection_test/cfeyechart.html

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    1. Re:Eye chart by JakartaDean · · Score: 4, Funny

      On a side note, that eye chart the Conflicker Group had up no longer works.

      http://www.confickerworkinggroup.org/infection_test/cfeyechart.html

      Works for me.

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  3. Re:actual article by DarrenBaker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Holy shit, I'm going to hide under my desk now. Call me when it's all over.

  4. Re:Blame Obama by Richard.g.k · · Score: 4, Funny

    See, if you're going to go all political and off-topic, you should at least try and make some sort of attempt to link it to the story at hand...

    for example...

    If you look at the facts the conficker virus and waladac botnet are CLEARLY parts of a vast left wing conspiracy which is obviously fronted by obama because the democrats want to take as much of your processing power as they do your income

  5. Re:Blame Obama by GreenTech11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    PLEASE, PLEASE mod parent funny

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  6. Re:actual article by dissy · · Score: 4, Funny

    also it looks like http://www.confickerworkinggroup.org/ [confickerw...ggroup.org] is down

    I can still get to it... you must be infected!

    (Ok, ok, i'm just joking, it doesn't load for me either. It seemed a lot funnier when i first started typing it :P )

  7. Ahhhhhh... by buttfscking · · Score: 5, Funny

    This sure is entertaining from over here on Linux Island! *sips drink*

    1. Re:Ahhhhhh... by tb3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Mac Archipelago finds it amusing, too. *Cheers!*

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    2. Re:Ahhhhhh... by Shrike82 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's good that this provides you with entertainment, it must get very boring over there when you can't play any games ;)

      Even though I'm joking, let the "Troll" modding begin.

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    3. Re:Ahhhhhh... by jimbolauski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Macs have games, Breakout, Super Breakout, ... Photoshop?

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    4. Re:Ahhhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Super Photoshop?

    5. Re:Ahhhhhh... by ancientt · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Windows 7 testing delegation would like to tell the Linux Island group to kiss [LOST CARRIER]

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    6. Re:Ahhhhhh... by Myrimos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget the Linux games!

      - Why Isn't My Wireless Working? (Fun for the whole family!)

      - Write Your Own Driver

      - rm -rf ~/* roulette

      - The Uptime Game (See how long your server's up! Prizes for +100 day or 6 sigma uptimes!)

      - Condescension (Make Windows users feel so bad about their OS they switch to *nix. Bonus points for Gentoo.)

      Anyway, Linux has tons of games for the creative and inquiring mind.

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    7. Re:Ahhhhhh... by Yosho · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, don't knock it. Photoshop Hero is the best game ever.

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  8. Why the doom and gloom? by castironpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't anyone else curious to see what happens next?! I can just imagine millions of computer users starting their computers Monday morning and seeing their new goatse-themed desktop. Oh the lols...

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    1. Re:Why the doom and gloom? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remove the stone of geek!...Append the stone of evil genius!

      Although if that does happen, expect a call from some well dressed men in a nice car, with blacked out windows, on Monday afternoon.

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  9. Re:Potato Blight for computers by Cornwallis · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I understand you to mean I should stop using my potatoe to surf the web?

  10. Re:Patch? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is this sex of which you speak?

  11. Re:actual article by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 2, Funny

    His name is Robert Paulson

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  12. Re:actual article by buzy+buzy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy shit, I'm going to hide under my desk now. Call me when it's all over.

    No Problem,

    I'll email you an attachment that will explain what happened and why everything is ok.

    Be sure to read it.

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  13. Re:Holidy Weekend. by skeeto · · Score: 3, Funny

    like playing your starters against their backups.

    Could you change that into a car analogy? Thanks!

  14. Re:april fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Go cry.

  15. Re:Holidy Weekend. by thedonger · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like showing up to a street race in a rickety-looking Ford Escort which secretly houses a small block V8 with nitrous.

    It's like a porn star showing up to a naked pool party for men with erectile dysfunction.

    It's like bringing a gun to a knife fight.

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  16. Re:april fools? by Gunnut1124 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Overworked Atheist Security Experts to the rescue?

    The lack of religious holidays would likely foil most attempts to catch them with their pants down...

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  17. Re:Holidy Weekend. by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    like playing your starters against their backups.

    Could you change that into a car analogy? Thanks!

    It's like playing your things that you turn the key in that makes your engine go vroom!vroom! against their things that go Beeeeep Beeeeeep Beeeeep.

  18. Re:Holidy Weekend. by Oxygen99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like rai--ai--ain, on your wedding day...

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  19. Re:Potato Blight for computers by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes Senator Quayle, immediately disconnect your potatoe from the intertubes.

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  20. Re:Holidy Weekend. by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because, it'll hurt more?

  21. Re:Holidy Weekend. by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    At my old apartment we had someone stealing gas on the peak of the market.
    Since my truck is crap it was an easy target. They stole almost an entire 30 gallon tank full.

    I found out who it was by disconnecting my fill spout from the tank (and piping a new fill spout from the tool box in the bed), and putting in a mini tank on the OEM filler. Filled it with about 3 gallons of nitromethane and 2 gallons of diesel. All of a sudden one day this (asshat) ricer had his engine almost explode. It was quite funny.
    -nB

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  22. Re:Solution? by dotgain · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and using 4096-bit signing to authenticate anything tossed in the windows.

  23. Re:Ever have one of those moments... by Angostura · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's actually one of the saddest thing I've read for a long time. I hope she never elopes with a Windows 7 install.