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  1. Any way you look at it.... on US Fed Gov. Says All Music Downloads Are Theft · · Score: 0

    .....it's fun to say FISMA

  2. At least they have time..... on Large Hadron Collider Struggling · · Score: 0

    ....to change the sponsorship decals to "The Shack".

  3. Re:Can you use the iTunes gift certificate. for ma on Apple Promises Mother Lode to Billionth App Downloader · · Score: 0

    iTunes has more than just "today music" it has music from way further back than today. It also has music videos, movies, and episodes of TV shows..... seasons of BSG!

  4. Re:That's fine but... on Mac Tax, Dell Tax, HP Tax · · Score: 0

    This is not "informative" Apple has been doing that since they started. If you didn't really know this by now.....surrender your card.

  5. Nice Imagery on Drilling Hits an Active Magma Chamber In Hawaii · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds like how I ended up last Saturday night.......

    They're lying there on the surface, they've de-gassed

  6. "The most obvious example is online dating. With sites like BBW (Big Beautiful Women)"

    I had no idea downloading pictures of fatties qualified as online dating.

    I'm sure this was part of Al Gore's vision.

  7. Brilliant! on Antitrust Suit Filed To Halt Apple 'Music Monopoly' · · Score: 0

    One monopoly is being sued because it won't support another monopoly's format.

    WTF?

  8. IBM trying to replace.... on IBM's Five Predictions for the Future · · Score: 0

    ...wives and mothers. Obviously that's what they are trying to do. Women already know when the dishes are clean in the dishwasher, and when the AC needs to be turned down, or at least they tell you when. They even know when the trash is full. If IBM can build something that knows when the trash is full and it can empty itself the first time it's told then men everywhere will be in trouble. Women already know exactly how something is going to look on you without help from technology.

    Of course it doesn't matter how many "super powers" the doctors will have it will still take a woman nagging the hell out of a man for weeks and weeks before he'll go see a doctor. I guess IBM hasn't figured that one out yet.

  9. What's Next??? on Jingle Bells Played With Graphics Card, Santa Wonders Why · · Score: 0

    Ray tracing with a sound card?

  10. I have the strangest picture in my head of.... on Microsoft Wants To Give You A Rorschach · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates sitting in a wooden school desk with his arm raised yelling "OOhhhh, OOOOhhh, OOOOOhhh, Mista Kahttah, Mista Kahttah!".

  11. Re:Hmmmmmm on NEC Develops World's Fastest MRAM · · Score: 0

    Could be! It didn't come with a manual, and I've looked but I can't can't find an idiot's guide either.

  12. Hmmmmmm on NEC Develops World's Fastest MRAM · · Score: 4, Funny

    "because they can sleep when they are not in use and wake up instantly."

    Reminds me of my cat.

  13. Premium DVD? on Space Shifting DVDs to Cost Extra? · · Score: 0

    You would have thought he would have learned by now. If you just stick a small letter "i" in front of it they would fly off the shelves, and no one would even ask questions.

    Dr. Zoidberg says "Star Wars on iDVD? I'll take ten please."

  14. Reading the article....... on Academic Games Are No Fun · · Score: 0

    Reading the article isn't much fun either.

    Homer says "BBBbbbbbboooooooorrrrrrinnnnnngggggggggg"

  15. What's more disturbing, blah, blah ,blah on Erratum Plagues Quad-Core Opterons, Phenoms · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everyone makes crap these days and releases it anyway. It has to kill or injure people and be recalled before it's truely "disturbing"....

    Relax everything's fine!

    Borat says "I buy Pentium Core Duo, neighbor can not afford he buys AMD Phenom everyone knows it's for girls, Great success!".

  16. Deja Vu All over again! on HP Skin Patch May Replace Needles · · Score: 0

    Wow this thing has been duped right down to the modded interesting tattoo comment! http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/09/12/2244245

  17. I wonder... on Facial Recognition Vending Machine Debuts · · Score: 0

    Will it recognize how pissed off you are when the product you purchased got stuck.

  18. Not Too High! on How Fast is Your Turnaround Time? · · Score: 5, Funny

    How much of that 48 hour deadline did you waste reading /.

    Get back to work!

  19. Magazines! on The Duel Between Gaming Magazines and Websites · · Score: 1

    Unless you wanna take a laptop to the can...

    Of course if you're doing that already....well, I'll never put my finger on anyone else's touch pad again!

  20. Never Too Late for WW III on Public Invited to Try Their Luck Against Old Cipher Tech · · Score: 1

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0064177/ Forbin Project: We built a super computer with a mind of its own and now we must fight it for the world!

  21. I'm screwed! on HP's Inkjet Technology Used to Administer Drugs · · Score: 1

    My perscription plan will only pay for Lexmark.

  22. What it means to me...... on What Vista SP1 Means To You · · Score: 1

    Hopefully by the time I'm forced into using Vista, SP1 and the other SP's will be included on the Vista disc.

  23. In Related News... on Solar Power Headed For 45% Annual Growth · · Score: 1

    Old Navy just announced a 45% annual growth in pocket sizes in an effort keep up with the growing size of solar calculators.

  24. Re:1903 version of Slashdot... on Crew Ends 100 Day Mars Simulation in Arctic · · Score: 1

    You forgot one....

    "In pre-Soviet Russia bicycle flies you!"

  25. Yes! on Nanotechnology Boosts Solar Cell Performance · · Score: 3, Funny

    So now I can use my calculator with my black light......groovy!