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US Military Issuing iPod Touches To Soldiers

644bd346996 writes "Newsweek has an article about the latest weapons in the US military's arsenal. The iPod Touch and the iPhone are being adapted as general purpose handhelds for soldiers in the field. 'Apple gadgets are proving to be surprisingly versatile. Software developers and the US Department of Defense are developing military software for iPods that enables soldiers to display aerial video from drones and have teleconferences with intelligence agents halfway across the globe. Snipers in Iraq and Afghanistan now use a "ballistics calculator" called BulletFlight, made by the Florida firm Knight's Armament for the iPod Touch and iPhone. Army researchers are developing applications to turn an iPod into a remote control for a bomb-disposal robot (tilting the iPod steers the robot). In Sudan, American military observers are using iPods to learn the appropriate etiquette for interacting with tribal leaders.'"

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  1. The real question is.... by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real question is: are the military funded applications sold through the Appstore? Or is the US army jail breaking their phones? Or is Apple providing the military special unlocked iPhones?

    Perhaps Apple should consider rerunning their 'think different' campaign - this time with a sniper rather than Ghandi.

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    1. Re:The real question is.... by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The real question is: are the military funded applications sold through the Appstore? Or is the US army jail breaking their phones? Or is Apple providing the military special unlocked iPhones?

      Actually, I'd bet that Apple are providing the military with special phones that are locked to an "Apps Depot" where the military can make available special apps they've sanctioned. You don't want a piece of military hardware able to run any old dodgy thing sold through the app store, and you equally don't want the machine unlocked and potentially vulnerable when the soldiers install the latest piece of iPorn for Unlocked Phones that hits the bazaars. Remember the pirate DVDs/VCDs with viruses and rootkits and all kinds of other goodness on them that went through military laptops a while back?

    2. Re:The real question is.... by EvilIdler · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apple has an enterprise program. You buy the $299 dev licence, and you can install to your own company/platoon/whatever's devices.

    3. Re:The real question is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seems to me like an ARM processor joke would have been more appropriate, something along the lines of: "I heard they got their iPhone processors from the... ARMory"

    4. Re:The real question is.... by p0tat03 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Er... You know that Apple officially supports "Enterprise apps" on iPhone? Which is to say, privately developed apps available on an intranet "App Store". The bonus here is also that these apps do not require Apple approval, just the appropriate develpment licenses.

      Next time do a little research before getting sarcastic.

    5. Re:The real question is.... by YayaY · · Score: 5, Funny

      thanks, I'll be playing Tetris behind enemy line.

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    6. Re:The real question is.... by Old97 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a Gandhi loving, walking and public transport (though a Prius would be O.K. if I had to drive), latte (no cream, please) sipping, Bush hating guy and I think this is great. I'm also an Army vet with an intel and law enforcement background. Did I mention that I'm also a big Obama supporter? Take your stereotypes and shove them where the sun don't shine (on your body).

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    7. Re:The real question is.... by thousandinone · · Score: 5, Funny

      shove them where the sun don't shine (on your body)

      Could you be more specific? This is slashdot, remember.

    8. Re:The real question is.... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new to the internet. Anyone that's seen the Goatse man knows that the sun can in fact shine there.

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    9. Re:The real question is.... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple aren't exactly publicing this tho' are they? Guess it won't go down to well with the Gandhi loving, prius driving, latte sipping, Bush hating segment of their user base.

      Like Old97, I'm another one who thinks Gandhi was a great guy, drinks lattes, despises Bush, drives a small fuel-efficient car, voted for Obama, uses Apple products ... and is a veteran. Infantry and medical in my case, including Desert Storm. Try wrapping your right-wing-chickenhawk, learned-about-the-military-from-FPS-games, Limbaugh-and-Fox-News-addled brain around that one.

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    10. Re:The real question is.... by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm a Gandhi loving,

      There's not many who truly love Gandhi & respect his teachings who see militarisation of an entertainment device as 'great'.

      I'm prepared to believe you're the exception to the rule tho'.

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    11. Re:The real question is.... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Funny

      you also don't want your source of military software to be equally available on all iPhones out there...

      Well, that might make their job more interesting if both sides have to game each other for control of a bomb-carrying robot. Sort of like a combination of Russion roulette and arm-wrestling... ;-)

    12. Re:The real question is.... by Old97 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm a Gandhi loving,

      There's not many who truly love Gandhi & respect his teachings who see militarisation of an entertainment device as 'great'.

      I don't see that as in consistent. I don't agree that Gandhi's approach works everywhere with everyone under all circumstances. His approach of passive resistance works best when confronting a nation of people who see themselves as civilized and decent so it worked against the British. Martin Luther King used Gandhi's approach in the U.S. and that worked well. If the Irish Catholics' resistance to Britain followed Gandhi instead of the IRA, the troubles would have ended sooner and more easily. If the Palestinians used Gandhi's approach against Israel instead of following the PLO there might now be one secular state where people of all denominations were equal.

      I don't think Gandhi would have been successful against Hitler or Stalin or Mao. They would have killed him and moved on. There is a time for fighting.

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    13. Re:The real question is.... by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.

              --Mahatma Gandhi

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    14. Re:The real question is.... by Bearhouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a Gandhi loving, walking and public transport (though a Prius would be O.K. if I had to drive),

      Somewhat offtopic, but the Toyoa Prius - whilst a clever piece of kit - is actually much worse for the planet than a 'normal' small car. Takes more energy to produce than a Hummer, just for starters... Buy a small, locally-produced diesel if you want to save the planet...except you're SOL because Detroit don't make one you'd actually want to buy.

      Oh, BTW, before I get flamed to hell, I'm a big believer in our need for alternative energy solutions but...let's get the facts straight.

    15. Re:The real question is.... by xdor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're an Obama supporter, but you have a background in intel?

      How do you feel knowing he would sell you out for the upper hand in a first-round lawsuit?

      Or perhaps your intelligence is merely for your own political safety?

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    16. Re:The real question is.... by Poltras · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can do whatever you want. You don't have an EULA with the enterprise program. Apple told us so when we were looking to reverse some API to obtain cell towers informations. We wanted to be legit and know Apple's opinion; they told us we could do it with their enterprise program, but we'd be limited to iPhones which have the correct certificate (registered with the iPhone enterprise manager).

    17. Re:The real question is.... by daybot · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's not Tetris. You just ordered air support to bomb your location...

  2. The EULA by Norsefire · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.

    We've all had a good laugh at that clause but they may actually be close to breaching it.

    1. Re:The EULA by 644bd346996 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I doubt that US law prohibits the military from developing missiles.

    2. Re:The EULA by mysidia · · Score: 5, Informative

      They're military, they might not even necessarily have to obey any EULA.

      In theory, the feds could invoke eminent domain and force Apple to sell the IP rights if necessary.

      So Apple has every incentive to be accommodating to their needs...

      But most likely they just buy the DISTRIBUTION certificates from Apple, as any developer could, so they can sign and deploy their own apps on their own without necessarily having to put anything on the app store.

      Not all apps are necessarily public.

    3. Re:The EULA by tyrione · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're military, they might not even necessarily have to obey any EULA.

      In theory, the feds could invoke eminent domain and force Apple to sell the IP rights if necessary.

      So Apple has every incentive to be accommodating to their needs...

      But most likely they just buy the DISTRIBUTION certificates from Apple, as any developer could, so they can sign and deploy their own apps on their own without necessarily having to put anything on the app store.

      Not all apps are necessarily public.

      Wrong on too many levels. Your rationale with eminent domain has massive holes in it, never mind the Federal Military Top Secret IP angle. By the way, NeXT had a long history with the CIA. We worked for probably 15 years and continued after the Merger. There were custom builds for a client's need for a massive price.

  3. What's next? by Alsn · · Score: 5, Funny

    For all your warfare needs, iWar includes anything a soldier needs! Ballistics calculations for artillery, able to say "we mean no harm" in fourhundred and twenty six different languages, a full guide of where to find usable drinking water and much much more. Subscribe now and you'll get free add-ons for a full six months! iWar, saving the lives of soldiers not near you!

    1. Re:What's next? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
      Have the desire to visit a foreign nation, meet interesting people, and kill them?

      There's an app for that!

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  4. Great idea by afidel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not. Unless they are getting milspec units I wonder how many lives are being put in danger by using consumer products in such varied environments. The mountains of Afghanistan in winter and the deserts of Iraq are probably both well outside of the rated range of these devices. Not only that but what happens when they get a little wet? I think the average joe shmoe probably treats his electronics a bit better than your average grunt. I personally love the idea of using something like this to control things (my wife has a sewing machine that uses a gameboy color for a controller), I'm just not soldiers are the best target audience for such efforts.

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    1. Re:Great idea by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you understand the concept of 'disposable'? There won't be classified information on these things (that's on the network). When they break, you toss 'em. I don't have a link at the moment, but military personnel have been using consumer GPS units since the war broke out.

      A mil spec iPod would be too heavy to move without a Humvee and too expensive to give to anyone under the rank of Captain.

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    2. Re:Great idea by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your average grunt is joe schmo. I have a few friends who all served in Iraq. All of them had electronic gadgets to help pass the time. They had ipods, laptops, digital cameras, hand held gaming systems etc. One of my friends bought his fancy $2000 digital SLR and it survived no problem. One friend did have his mp3 cd player broken when some guy was throwing rocks at him. Other than that all their gadgets made it back just fine. BUT I am not suggesting Ipods and the like are battle field ready gear. Maybe Apple will team up with a military contractor to provide mil-spec units if they prove to be useful.

    3. Re:Great idea by 644bd346996 · · Score: 5, Informative

      This kind of case is what the iPods get put in. I'd say they're probably close enough to mil spec that it makes the iPods clearly more cost effective. It's not like iPods are particularly fragile to begin with - once you protect them from moisture and sand, the only significant vulnerability that remains is the touch screen itself, which is easily protected with a flip cover. I doubt that temperature is much of an issue, given that they are all solid-state devices.

      Another example of an enclosure is this one, for the first-gen touch, shown at the bottom of the page with an attached sniper rifle. This is clearly one of the best-protected iPods in the world. If you read more on that site, you'll see that they have done plenty of testing to ensure that the iPod can survive the shock of the attached rifle being fired numerous times.

    4. Re:Great idea by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not. Unless they are getting milspec units I wonder how many lives are being put in danger by using consumer products in such varied environments.

      Soldiers have been using consumer grade electronics in the field for a very long time now. Army procurement in Iraq & Afghanistan is glacial at best and more often than not, its easier to order something stateside and have is shipped over either by the company or your family.

      And now for a tragedy in two parts:
      Date: December 2004
      Setting- SecDef Rumsfeld is taking questions from 2,300 soldiers in a hangar at Camp Buehring, Kuwait.

      Part 1.
      Army Spc. Thomas Wilson: My question is more logistical. We've had troops in Iraq for coming up on three years and we've always staged here out of Kuwait. Now why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromise ballistic glass to up-armor our vehicles and why don't we have those resources readily available to us?

      [Applause from the soldiers]

      Sec Def Rumsfeld: I missed the first part of your question. And could you repeat it for me?

      Army Spc. Thomas Wilson: Yes, Mr. Secretary. Our soldiers have been fighting in Iraq for coming up on three years. A lot of us are getting ready to move north relatively soon. Our vehicles are not armored. We're digging pieces of rusted scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass that's already been shot up, dropped, busted, picking the best out of this scrap to put on our vehicles to take into combat. We do not have proper armament vehicles to carry with us north.

      Part 2.
      Sec Def Rumsfeld: I talked to the General coming out here about the pace at which the vehicles are being armored. They have been brought from all over the world, wherever they're not needed, to a place here where they are needed. I'm told that they are being - the Army is - I think it's something like 400 a month are being done. And it's essentially a matter of physics. It isn't a matter of money. It isn't a matter on the part of the Army of desire. It's a matter of production and capability of doing it.

      As you know, you go to war with the Army you have. They're not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

      The End

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    5. Re:Great idea by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

      The important thing to keep in mind here is that equipping our troops with the iPod Touch and iPhone provides them with something that no other technology can: that smug, hipper-than-thou sense of superiority that comes with being an Apple user. If Al Qaeda and the Taliban are still using Microsoft products, then their morale will suffer because they don't have the latest, cutting-edge gadgets, and they will lose tactical effectiveness on the battlefield.

    6. Re:Great idea by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, I was being a tad sarcastic - but you don't even need to re engineer the thing. Just put it in a nice holster / protector and you are most of the way there. And like I said, they can be pretty much disposable.

      If this works out, then somebody can build a mil spec iPod from scratch, but as a demonstration of concept, I don't see anything wrong with it. 10 million teenagers can't be too far wrong...

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    7. Re:Great idea by DrgnDancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This. We brought over more personal electronics gear than most people who haven't seen would believe. AND there's PXs on most of the bigger posts that will sell you more. AND Amazon.com ships to APOs (yes we could get to Amazon.com, don't be silly). We brought back more personal electronics gear than we brought over by probably at least an order of magnitude :-). The vast majority of it survived just fine. One guy blew out his X-Box plugging it into the wrong power, and digital camera screens got kinda scratched up from the dust, but in general, consumer spec gear did just fine (iPhones and iPod Touches having glass screens would be a big advantage there. Much harder to scratch).

      Now computers... those didn't survive as well. Personal game systems tended to stay in peoples relatively well sealed quarters, so they were mostly fine, but the grit really got into to anything that got taken outside much. Moving parts like hard drives, fans, and CD-ROMs failed a lot on our non-ruggedized laptops. The iPhone/Pods are fairly well sealed, all solid state, and like I said, have glass screens. Get a little plug to put into the ear phone holes and I think they'd have quite a reasonable failure rate.

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    8. Re:Great idea by Nutria · · Score: 2, Informative

      the gleaming white outline of the iPod may prove to inadvertently reveal the troop position.

      TFA says the iPods are "sheathed in protective casing(s)" which are presumably tan.

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    9. Re:Great idea by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One of my friends bought his fancy $2000 digital SLR

      Canon's xD, and to a lesser extent xxD, and L lenses are weather/dust/water-sealed as a selling point. Their xxxD (Rebel blah) and consumer and mid ranges lenses, not so. Not sure how this specifically proves your point.

    10. Re:Great idea by shermo · · Score: 2, Funny

      10 million teenagers can't be too far wrong...

      Wait, so you're saying the Jonas Brothers are the best band ever?

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    11. Re:Great idea by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      lol...

      [shot of bin laden sitting in dark cave, lit by monitor glow. Windows moviemaker is visible over his shoulder]

      "I'm going to make a little video here that I made with my camera [quick pan to sony handicam with CIA property barcode]. Here we go."

      "I like windows vista because it makes this job so easy. I just drag this file into the player window, see, and then I cut out the boring parts like this... and done. Now I just add a music track from windows media player, like this jonas brothers song here. I love them! OK so now I just export to disc, select dvd, ok, and we're off!"

      [Jump shot to CNN-looking fake news broadcast] "A new propoganda video has led the intelligence community to believe that Bin Laden has a professional hollywood production team working with him in the mountains of pakistan."

      [jump to intel analyst] "I have a Mac at home, and even *I* couldn't create such a good-looking video! Look at those credits! He used the Papyrus font! That's so cool!"

      [jump to news broadcast again] [propoganda video is playing, with jonas bros soundtrack while insurgents cross monkey bars at a training camp]

      [voice over during fade to MS Vista logo] "I'm Osama bin Laden, and I'm a PC"

      -b

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  5. Microsoft Issuing WinMobile Devices To Soldiers by CyberSlammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to the Ballmer testing division they make excellent projectiles, they have a 99.9% chance of putting an eye out.

  6. In other news... by Starteck81 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Senators were heard saying quote:"These iPhones have become quite useful to the military. I guess it was a good thing we bought a couple to try out even thought they can't really 'jailbreak' you if you get caught taking bribes.

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  7. Ever wanted to by Overkill+Nbuta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ever wanted to blow up the **** out of terrorists?

    There is an app for that.

  8. Hmmm by BoneFlower · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I like the idea. Smartphones have enough computing power and sufficient battery life to perform militarily useful functions, with a minimum of added weight to the soldiers gear.

    I'm not sure about the platform choice though. One company controls the hardware and software. There are no alternatives in either category that allow you to benefit from prior investments- replacing the hardware or OS requires junking everything you already have. And if the public APIs don't let you do what you need, and Apple can't or won't, it won't do what you need and thats that.

    Android, or even Windows Mobile, I think would be better. A lot easier to switch to another device and minimize training costs, a lot easier and cheaper to get a device custom designed and built for specific military applications. These two are far more open- anyone with a properly trained engineering team and some money can make devices for these platforms. You need a specialized gadget integrated? You'll have a dozen companies salivating at defense budget dollars. You'll get it done, balancing capability and cost will be a meaningful choice and you can make it based on the needs and the budget, not because it's the best of limited options.

    1. Re:Hmmm by 644bd346996 · · Score: 3, Informative

      How exactly would a non-iPod device have lower training costs? Part of the allure of the iPod Touch is that so many soldiers already own them, and plenty more are familiar enough to use them with minimal training, and that's without even directly addressing the fact that the iPod has the simplest and most intuitive interface of the options.

      If the military decides that the iPod touch is an important platform to keep around, they can force Apple into enough of a licensing agreement that the government can hire Apple's OEM to keep making the model they want indefinitely.

    2. Re:Hmmm by pimpimpim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure about the platform choice though. One company controls the hardware and software. There are no alternatives in either category that allow you to benefit from prior investments- replacing the hardware or OS requires junking everything you already have.

      sounds like the average military/government spec to me.

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    3. Re:Hmmm by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Informative

      iPhone uses a capacitive touchscreen. In short, this means it depends on the electrical charge of the users body to track touch.

      Styli and gloves are pretty much guaranteed to block this charge, though I suppose conductive ones could be made to work if the resistance is low enough.

      Windows Mobile devices, and at least all the palms I've seen, use different technology that is based in pressure rather than charge. Fingers work, but in my experience they just don't have the precision to work well with this sort of touchscreen, at least on a smartphone scale.

  9. Re:How well do they take being dropped / shot at? by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could shoot 'at' an iPod all day long and not damage it. It's when I accidentally hit the target that there may be problems.

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  10. Tradeoffs, tradeoffs... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While, as you say, these are probably being used somewhat past their rated specs, I'm not sure that that is a critical problem. Touches are solid state and reasonably well sealed by default, and I'm sure that shoving them in a Pelican case isn't exactly rocket surgery. I suspect that, in practice, they survive pretty well.

    Beyond that, though, there is some truth to the old cliche "the perfect is the enemy of the good". Which are you better off with, the Touch running off-the-shelf software for under $250 a unit now, or the hardened mil-spec widget wending its way through the contractor process that will cost 4 times as much and be available in small quantities in 8 months?

    I'd be very disappointed to hear that soldiers had grown critically dependent on the things, and wandered around lost whenever they didn't have them; but, assuming that is avoided, what is the issue? If a device improves your performance, and is available 90% of the time, you are better off on average. If these devices turn out to only last an average of 6 months, then we'll need to treat them as a consumable, hardly a novel procedure. Anybody who operates on the assumption that consumer gear will survive as well in Tora Bora as it does in Starbucks is a moron; but that isn't the only assumption you can operate on.

    1. Re:Tradeoffs, tradeoffs... by afidel · · Score: 2

      The problem is the HAVE the ruggedized,secure general purpose computer system, they just chose not to fund it. It's called Land Warrior and it runs Linux on XScale so should be simple to design for. Building Glabal Hawks for $125M and then skimping on a couple thousand per field user is just the kind of crap the military loves to do to the soldier in the field.

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  11. Not nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The right spelling is Gandhi.
    Gan as in "gone" + dhi as in the first portion of 'this'.

    1. Re:Not nitpicking by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Informative

      The right spelling is Gandhi.

      Correct. I am a retard.

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    2. Re:Not nitpicking by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You proved that many times over in your posts here throughout the years. But at least you're not in denial.

      You know, at least I have the balls to log in & admit I've made a stupid mistake.

      You? Anonymously snipe & never admit your stupidity.

      You are in denial.

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  12. aren't those thing built in China? by atarione · · Score: 4, Insightful

    what could possibly go wrong?

    there have been stories about the Chinese sneaking counterfeit chips into military application some of which have made there way into military aircraft.

    using a consumer gadget built in china seems like a truly epically bad idea.

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    1. Re:aren't those thing built in China? by 644bd346996 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The military would never amount to more than a fraction of a percent of the iPod touch sales, so anybody attempting espionage or sabotage would have to subvert a huge number of iPods in order to have an effect on the military that is distinguishable from the regular failure rate, and the problem would probably be noticed by the general public long before the military was significantly affected.

  13. Re:How well do they take being dropped / shot at? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I dunno, you should ask this guy!

  14. Some of us absolutely LOVE bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bush hating

    Hey! Some of us absolutely LOVE bush.

    Stop the Apple users are gay innuendo!

  15. It's about time by indytx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Much of the clothing, camping, and cold weather gear available at a local REI performs better than what is issued to U.S. soldiers. The military has been slow to adopt consumer products which may work better than what is currently being supplied. This is gradually changing, and it's a change for the better. You don't always need everything to be radiation hardened. Sometimes the best product for a given job is available now, and you don't want to wait for it to be tested ad nauseum, debated, defended, and advocated through the convoluted military procurement process. An iPod Touch is relatively cheap, cheap enough that it's almost disposable. On the other hand, it's too bad there's not an option for AA batteries. Recharging is tough in the field.

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    1. Re:It's about time by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Recharging is tough in the field. What?!? Don't Humvees have cigarette lighter sockets? Next you'll be telling me the military version doesn't even have cupholders!

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    2. Re:It's about time by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if it's built anything like the new Ford Fiesta it doesn't come with cupholders. It comes with grenade holders.

      Top Gear road testing the Ford Fiesta ("What if I'm asked to take part in a beach assault with the Royal Marines?")

  16. Re:Toggle by 644bd346996 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was more reminded of this Doonesbury.

  17. Why are they just doing this now? by d_jedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    PDAs/Smartphones which have the desired functionality have existed for many years before the iPhone/iPod touch.
    And using C# with the .NET compact framework is much nicer than developing for the iPhone (background processes, yeah!)

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    1. Re:Why are they just doing this now? by DustyShadow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually Special Forces have had access to PDAs for a few years now that can access to Global Hawk imagery real time. They can pinpoint an area on a map to cue the plane to scan or to send down historical imagery. The only real new thing here is that they are using Apple devices.

    2. Re:Why are they just doing this now? by DustyShadow · · Score: 4, Informative
    3. Re:Why are they just doing this now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And using C# with the .NET compact framework is much nicer than developing for the iPhone

      No, it's not. The iPhone OS is a nice, easy platform to develop for. If you're stuck in windows thinking, maybe it's frustrating to you because you're made to use MVC, or cause it doesn't work the way windows does. But that's your mental limitations, not a problem with the platform.

      Having done both, I'd go with the iPhone.

    4. Re:Why are they just doing this now? by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amusingly the argument is usually the other way round - Iphone user asserts that even though it might not have any extra features, it's better because it's "much nicer".

      The point is that everyone's preference varies, and it's subjective - this argument isn't valid either way, and no phones or PDAs are actually better by this measure.

  18. Iraq and Motorola Talkabouts by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 5, Informative

    You may remember that, in the earlier days of the Iraq war, soldiers would write home begging for their families to send them Talkabout FRS radios. Yup, those little handheld radios sold in blister packs at Wal-Mart for camping trips.

    Those things are, doubtless, less secure, less durable, less resistant to interference, and less powerful than purpose-built military communications systems would be. However, they had one big advantage: they were available to the soldiers when they needed them.

    If the military has trouble getting a mature technology like handheld radios into the hands the troops, you can bet that they'd flub something like handheld computers even worse. Sometimes, it's better to just buy the darned things at Wal-Mart.

    1. Re:Iraq and Motorola Talkabouts by DrgnDancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Loved those things. We used them through most of our deployment. You couldn't say everything, but we used code for some stuff or just told people to get to a phone or encrypted radio so you could talk in the clear. The range was short, but usually enough for talking around the camp or for a gate detail or patrol to communicate. It wasn't actually that we had a shortage of milspec radios, it was more that the damned things weigh 25 pounds. Not something you want to be carrying in addition to your weapon, ballistic vest, ammo, helmet, water, etc. We had a small supply of police type radios that could be encrypted for clear communications, but even those are fairly heavy and we had fewer of them. The battalion commander briefly tried to ban them, but we convinced him that we knew how to avoid classified conversations over plain text, and that there were no real practical alternatives.

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  19. Apple used to hate the military by binaryspiral · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in the day when the Steves ran Apple there was a very strong understanding the Apple won't sell anything to the military for any reason, especially for warfare. Of course the military wasn't ever directly sold Apple products, but they aquired them through third party purchasers and ended up being in the missile silos anyway.

    I would imagine this business decree was tossed out with Jobs to help bolster sales any way they could.

    That, my friends, is where my fanboy history ends - I bought a PC and ran linux. The rest I read in the flame wars here.

  20. I've Seen This Movie Before..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 3, Funny

    DEVICE SELECT: DRONE='predator1'

    DRONESTATUS=predator1: >IN RANGEONLINEINVENTORY>WEAPONS>AVAIL

    WEAPONSAVAIL>MISSILE=0,1,2,3

    SELECT MISSILE=3

    MISSILE=3> TARGET=2

    MISSILE3/TARGET2: 'fire'

    ERROR: This device is protected by DRM. Please contact your dealer or reseller, call Apple directly at 1-800-APL-CARE, or you can visit our knowledge base on the World Wide Web at www.apple.com/support/ipodtouch/.

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  21. Aren't these things made in china? by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple has an enterprise program. You buy the $299 dev licence, and you can install to your own company/platoon/whatever's devices.

    That's interesting. Does it also allow you to lock it down so that only sanctioned apps can go on it, or so that only fully approved updates can be installed? They're the kind of features I'd be looking for if I had to approve the phone or touch for military applications.

    Well that sort of depends on what backdoors the chinese firmware creators left in.

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    1. Re:Aren't these things made in china? by iMac+Were · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well that sort of depends on what backdoors the chinese firmware creators left in

      I don't discrimainate, I like any firmware in my backdoor.

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  22. Parent has a point.... by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although I have nothing wrong in general with items made in another country, I woudl think that military items should be created in the country within which it is issued. Take for example, the recent thing about spys infiltrating the national Grid.

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    1. Re:Parent has a point.... by korbin_dallas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well now, there you go again using your brain.

      The superest, smartyest people in the whole USA work on this stuff.
      You know like Geithner.
      Yet they have no clue that all the parts come from China.
      And most parts are not stocked, and qtys over 100-500 are 60-90 day lead times.

      We wouldn't know how to fab a microchip here if our lives depended on it.

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  23. Re:Well, I guess this proves it. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're working on a french version. It will be called the iSurrender.

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  24. Re:AC? That's cool, actually more than cool... by Poltras · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many vietnam veteran does it take to change a lightbulb? you weren't there man, you wouldn't know...

  25. Yeah... by KingAlanI · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heard this a few years back in a political discussion, and I must say I agree with it:

    "I'm pro-bush, but not the George W kind."

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