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When Hacked PCs Self-Destruct

An anonymous reader writes "From The Washington Post's Security Fix blog comes a tale that should make any Windows home user or system admin cringe. It seems the latest version of the Zeus Trojan ships with a command that will tell all infected systems to self-destruct. From the piece: 'Most security experts will tell you that while this so-called "nuclear option" is an available feature in some malware, it is hardly ever used. Disabling infected systems is counterproductive for attackers, who generally focus on hoovering as much personal and financial data as they can from the PCs they control. But try telling that to Roman Hüssy, a 21-year-old Swiss information technology expert, who last month witnessed a collection of more than 100,000 hacked Microsoft Windows systems tearing themselves apart at the command of their cyber criminal overlords.'"

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  1. I witnessed it too! by fractalVisionz · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like slashdot was taken down by the self destruct too!

    1. Re:I witnessed it too! by arndawg · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should get a dog to protect you from these steroid infected hackers.

  2. Remember... by Archaemic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hackers can turn your home computer INTO A BOMB

    1. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The article is slashdotted right now: are these malware authors calling the Windows self-destruct function, or did they roll their own?

    2. Re:Remember... by Killer+Orca · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great, between this and the looming threat of wireless routers, http://miscellanea.wellingtongrey.net/2007/05/27/the-truth-about-wireless-devices/ we're all doomed.

    3. Re:Remember... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Funny
      --
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      Be yourself no matter what they say
    4. Re:Remember... by TrebleMaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hackers can turn your home computer INTO A BOMB

      Yeah, let's see MacGyver do THAT!

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      In Soviet Russia a beowulf cluster of these things imagines you welcoming your new, neural-network overlords.
    5. Re:Remember... by supernova_hq · · Score: 4, Funny

      With all the capacitors in your computer, especially if you count the PS, there is more than enough material in a computer to make a decent bomb.

    6. Re:Remember... by Razalhague · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meh, MacGyver uses local exploits. It's a completely different matter to do it remotely.

    7. Re:Remember... by rapidmax · · Score: 4, Funny

      C'mon, they'll never use that feature, that would destrNO CARRIER

    8. Re:Remember... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think they're infinging one of Dell's patents.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    9. Re:Remember... by aetherworld · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, telling people that hackers really can turn your computer into a bomb wasn't that bad an idea. At least people feared that possibility.

      Try telling a Windows user who hasn't updated his browser in almost 8 years that evil script kiddies can turn his machine into a spam relay. They won't care because they don't know what it means and what the implications are.

      I'm speaking from experience here...

    10. Re:Remember... by fredrik70 · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG, that looks exactly like my wifi router back home! and my gf is working from home today!

      noes!

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    11. Re:Remember... by Shamenaught · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given the amount of porno on this machine, that'd be a dirty bomb :-O

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    12. Re:Remember... by WaZiX · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMG, that looks exactly like my wifi router back home! and my gf is working from home today!

      noes!

      It's ok... now you'll finally fit in with the /. crowd!

    13. Re:Remember... by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I the only one who thought, "I'd RATHER that malware corrupted a Windows installation than it sat there, harvesting data"?

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    14. Re:Remember... by ecotax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I the only one who thought, "I'd RATHER that malware corrupted a Windows installation than it sat there, harvesting data"?

      No, but after reading the article I understand that a use case for this feature is: first harvest data, then win additional time to abuse this data by disabling the computer.

      --
      "Money is a sign of poverty." - Iain Banks
    15. Re:Remember... by confused+one · · Score: 2, Informative

      You keep using that word. I do not think this word mean what you think it means.

      The caps and the burning circuit board do not meet mydefinition of bomb. Macgyver abhored violence, but, in an emergency, if I were thinking like Macgyver, in addition to the computer you'd some steel wool, ammonia, and some... yeah, that'll do...

    16. Re:Remember... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if he's already installed Linux on his girlfriend.

    17. Re:Remember... by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep, that would certainly be one use but my guess is they got a tip off that someone was close to indentifying them. Ever since I was stung by a dialer in the nineties I've always wondered about the impunity these guys seem to operate with. I used to think it was because nobody knew/cared but they cannot do this shit unless they also have friends in high places, especially telco places.

      I told the phone company all about the dialer and that I knew it was my teenage son clicking porn links, their response was basically sorry but have already paid the $300 to the Russian telco who has already paid it to the 1900 number, if you don't pay us the $300 we will not only cut you off but will alert other vendors to your unpaid bills. I told them to go ask the Russians for their money back due to obvious and traceable fraud, they cut me off, I paid, we kissed and made up.

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    18. Re:Remember... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if you piss on it. You really need that urea to finish the explosives.

      how many people will stand up and piss all over the computer just because a pop-up tells them to?

      "Stand up and pee into your computer and enter to win $1,000,000!!!!!!"

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    19. Re:Remember... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thanks for that. The guy in the picture in that article looks just like the "Desktop Support Coordinator" at the University I used to work for.

      I like the part where it says "Instead of blowing up a single plane, these groups will be able to patch into the central computer of a large airline and blow up hundreds of planes at once!" [emphasis mine]

      Anyway, the "desktop support coordinator" actually told me once that when I unplug my laptop from ethernet at night I should do so at the wall instead of at the laptop (leaving the cable plugged into the wall) because it (I swear this is true) "wastes bandwidth".

      I wanted to ask him if that was because all the bits would run out of the unplugged end of the cable and onto the floor but I just couldn't do it because he had such an earnest and absolutely convinced look on his face. At the time I was just a lecturer and I'm sure he was making twice my salary (this was before the Univ. figured out that they could just pay work-study students 6 bucks an hour to do desktop support (but after they'd figured out they could pay post-docs 7 bucks an hour to teach undergrads).

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    20. Re:Remember... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're thinking about desktops - what about all of those laptops with Sony batteries?

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    21. Re:Remember... by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Funny

      KDE of course. Gnome is slick but it tends to do what it wants instead of what you want. As a fine Linux user named Linus once said, Gnome eventually treats you like an idiot.

      So it's KDE of course. You might miss on the looks a little but at least you can convince her to do some things she wouldn't normally want to do. And if the looks are really that bad, just install a theme (boob job) and don't look back.

    22. Re:Remember... by berzerke · · Score: 4, Informative

      how many people will stand up and piss all over the computer just because a pop-up tells them to?

      I think I've got five users that probably would. Seriously.

    23. Re:Remember... by berzerke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...The moment the malware makes itself known (for example, by making the computer unusable) is the moment when the victim can take some action to protect his private data, alert credit card companies and credit record agencies...

      This assumes of course that the victim will make the leap in logic that it was malware that did it and not bad hardware, or a mistake on their part. Those who get infected in the first place are far less likely to know enough to make the connection. Therefore, it probably would buy some time. Whether the time is worth the cost of losing a zombie is another story though...

    24. Re:Remember... by v1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The caps and the burning circuit board do not meet mydefinition of bomb

      You've obviously never had to "clean out the confetti" in a computer or power supply...

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    25. Re:Remember... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with KDE is that even with themes she'll still look like she's trying to be someone else. Seriously, I can pick out a KDE desktop nine times out of ten just because it looks like someone's running StyleXP on Windows.

      --
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    26. Re:Remember... by CSHARP123 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry. I know where your house is. I am not doing anything and I don't have a GF so I will take care of her.

    27. Re:Remember... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

      I did that once, with a journaling file system, and now, my girlfriend never goes down on me ... ever! I like the stability of the relationship, but I seem to miss something.

      I think I'm going to get one of those Windows Girlfriends.

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    28. Re:Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wait, so let me get this straight: your son installed a dialer on your computer while he was unsupervised, but somehow it is the phone company's fault you were charged for it? I'm sorry, but that is one of the major things that is wrong with society. Nobody can take the blame for their own or their charges actions (yes, you child is your responsibility). It's not the phone company's responsibility to filter all outgoing calls automatically. It's not the phone company's responsibility to supervise your son's porn surfing. What you do in this instance is ground your kid or make him pay you back $300 if he is old enough to work, you don't bitch at the phone company for it.

  3. All Versions of Windows affected by Erythros · · Score: 3, Funny

    All versions of windows are affected by this self-destruct bug,

    BY DEFAULT!!!!

    There are many series of commands that can make your machine unwillingly self destruct...

    1. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by daid303 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't need any commands for that. Just let it run for a while.

    2. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Any machine today can self-destruct given the right circumstances.

      The problem lies in the fact that all computers have a flash bios that usually isn't write protected in hardware.

      And hard disks have their firmware in flash, which also can result in "interesting" permanent crashes.

      So if a hacker wanted to give a certain operating system bad credit all that's needed is to prepare a huge botnet and then blow the machines.

      Counter-productive - yes, but don't expect the internet to be free of vandals. We have vandal-protected ATM:s and a lot of things are suffering from vandalism even though there is no reason, so why not your machine?

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    3. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      All versions of windows are affected by this self-destruct bug, BY DEFAULT!!!! There are many series of commands that can make your [Windows] machine unwillingly self destruct...

      Apparently there's also a set of commands on a special CD-ROM that once inserted can close all these vulnerabilities.

    4. Re:All Versions of Windows affected by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some boards have jumpers that prevent the CMOS from being overwritten. That seems like a very good solution to me.

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      Just "gittin-r-done," day after day.
  4. Hardly self-destruct by clickclickdrone · · Score: 5, Informative

    All it does is mess up the OS - the hardware is fine, hardly a 'nuclear option' or 'self-destruct'.

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    1. Re:Hardly self-destruct by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Try explaining that to Joe Sixpack. When Windows doesn't work for whatever reason, the computer is "broken" and needs to be taken to a shop for repair. They can not tell the difference between broken hardware or broken software (and software hick-ups may of course be caused by broken hardware that still mostly functions - it is not always that easy to tell, even by experts).

      Self-destruct is imho a very apt description.

      Maybe it should be used more. Then more people would feel the pain of being infected. Of those 100,000 computers I can not imagine they can actually use the data of more than a handful of people for serious crimes. All the rest of the people is not affected until the malware disables their computer.

    2. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When it leaves all your files intact.

      The thing whacks the registry. Hardly a "nuclear option"; all your files are intact. Running the repair tool off your install CD should fix this, or you can do a reinstall with "leave filesystem alone" option.

      I heard a Congressman once say, "reporters are fight promoters". If they keep overstating what's happening, we won't know how to really secure our machines.

    3. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is far worse.

      A friend, just last night, showed me his highly-infected laptop (please, being serious here). Not only did he have one of those "Infect the "customer", then sell them a fake cure" scams, but he had what appeared to be an everyday Trojan, with one huge difference.

      It had created a hidden partition (I deduced this from HD size discrepency between reported size and actual), copied over enough "Windows" to run as a separate OS, then nuked his normal partition OS. When he reformatted, he wasn't paying attention (didn't know any better) and didn't delete that partition. The trojan was essentially maintained, right through a reformat (albeit, an incomplete one). It was an easy mistake to make considering how many Dell/Compaq built machines come with a separate 10-20GB partition that isn't always deleted on reformat, and for that reason the numbers for HD partition space don't always add up.

      Here is where the sneaky part comes in. They nuked his OS, right?

      NOW, after he thinks everything is groovy, he starts reinstalling applications, re-entering information and passwords and re-bookmarking sites. All while the trojan watches.

      THAT is what the "nuclear winter" is for in these cases, to lull the user into a false sense of security.

    4. Re:Hardly self-destruct by supernova_hq · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Reminds me of when I was a kid. I'd go a friend's house and they'd have this really cool toy, but when I asked if we could use it, they'd say "No, it's broken". Now being a fix-it guy at heart, my first response was "What's wrong with it". 90% of the time (no joke), they would say "The batteries died".

      Remember, this was before iPods, etc when pretty much everything took 2 AA batteries covered by nothing but a simple plastic knob.

    5. Re:Hardly self-destruct by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not that I don't believe you, but doesn't reinstalling Windows overwrite the boot sector? How does a trojan on a separate partition even execute? Windows doesn't do Autorun on IDE drive partitions, AFAIK.

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    6. Re:Hardly self-destruct by MrMr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Try explaining that to Joe Sixpack
      What does it tell when educating the average person becomes a metaphor for an impossible task?

    7. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've missed the point. And while you apparently read part of the article, you didn't read all of it obviously.

      That or you have no idea what Data is worth. Why do you think these guys are in this business?

      The data on your machine is worth anywhere from about as much as the hardware, up to 1000+ times as much as the hardware, depending on how much cash you have in your bank account.

      What this trojan did was "nuke" the OS. If it did its job well enough the fix won't be as easy as popping in a recovery disk (if you've still got it) to fix it, though a recovery partition aught to get you back to square one at least.

      Depending on who got hit, getting their PC up and running could take anywhere from a few hours (unlikely, since that person probably runs AV software and is careful about where they visit), to a few days, to weeks depending on how often they use the machine.

      If the whole point in tanking the OS was buy time to use stolen credit card and account info, it would be pretty effective, no?

      Frankly, if all they did was somehow manage to short out the hardware without stealing any data, then it's not really much of a loss at all. Losing $50k out of your bank account, now that's a serious loss.

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    8. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If he reformatted his C: and installed a fresh windows on there, how were files from the windows install on the hidden D: being launched by the trojan? Especially if you launch an install from a bootable device such as a CD, I don't quite see how the hidden install on the second drive would be able to interfere with the reinstall or operation of the fresh install?

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    9. Re:Hardly self-destruct by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It means a computer has become a commodity, an appliance, rather than a high-tech toy. And that in itself is a good thing. Joe Sixpack should not need to know how the internals of his computer work, just the basics. I do expect Joe Sixpack to know about Windows and preferably the existence of alternatives, about a hard disk and what it does and how big he should want it, what a processor speed roughly means and whether he would need 1GB or 2GB or 4GB of memory for his needs. I don't expect him to be able to install an operating system, hunt down drivers to make it all work, partition the hard disk in the process, care about whether it is NTFS or FAT or whatever, and be able to know what the information on a blue screen means. I don't know how the internals of my digital camera work, but I do know what the megapixel and zoom functions mean for example. But if there is a problem with it I go back to the shop.

      To add the obligatory car analogy: I don't know how an internal combustion engine works, but I do know what it means to have say a 1.6 diesel engine in your car. When something about the car is broken I call my garage, I'm not trying to have it fixed. I know I have to add fuel, have to check oil now and then (though in modern cars that's also less and less), and how to add water for the windscreen sprinklers (dunno how you call those things in English). That's enough.

      100 years ago you would have to be able to fix your own car: they were new technology, quite rare, and for a select audience only. Cars were technically simpler at the time which also helped a lot. The same for computers. 20 years ago we were working with DOS, people owning a computer and actually being able to use it could normally also install the OS, and do low-level operations. That is not necessary anymore.

      When a computer breaks down and can not start up anymore it is often NOT trivial to figure out what is wrong. An error message is not always caused by the direct error: some minor corruption in your video driver, and then the image on your screen starts playing up. Or is it really the monitor that is not good? It's not that easy.

      OK time to stop, I start rambling, I think the point is clear.

    10. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Huntr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know how to fix my car. I don't know how to fix my tv. I don't even know how to fix a lawn mower. If any of those break beyond something minor, someone else has to fix it for me. The computer is in the same niche for the vast majority of computer users.

    11. Re:Hardly self-destruct by MrMr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks for my favourite car analogy.
      Do we really allow everybody to take of in a 'commodity' car and cause uncontrolled damage?
      Or do we demand proof of a minimal level of control of the vehicle, and a good insurance if things go wrong?

    12. Re:Hardly self-destruct by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Running the repair tool off your install CD should fix this, or you can do a reinstall with "leave filesystem alone" option.
      Unfortunately a significant proportion of OEMs don't provide proper install CDs anymore :(. Afaict that started sometime arround the late win98/early winME era (I never bought a machine that came with 2K big brand OEM so I can't comment on what happened there).

      In the 98/ME/2K days this wasn't such a big deal since you could just borrow a CD from someone who had a proper copy. However microsofts actions with and since the release of XP have made it much more awkward to get arround this by just borrowing a CD. Big brand OEM copies are bios locked. system builder and retail copies require activation and if you use them with a big brand OEM key you are going to have to ring MS and beg for activation. Volume license copies of XP don't have this shit but using a generated key is likely to trip up WGA and using a borrowed key on any machine you don't control puts the company it was borrowed from at risk of ending up on the WGA shitlist. With vista the no-activation-requied VLK copies have gone completely.

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    13. Re:Hardly self-destruct by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Doing damage with a car may damage other cars, other people's property, and cause injury or death. The driving license is to help prevent those accidental damages, and the insurance is to cover you financially if it still goes wrong. An insurance will likely not cover damage done intentionally.

      Computers are not so. There is no way that by normal use of a computer you can cause serious damage to other computers. Let alone hurt or kill people. Those matters almost have to be intentional, and thereby proving serious control over the computer and knowing what you are doing.

      Your analogy is seriously flawed. Cars and computers are analogies when it comes to technical fields, not when it comes to liability as a result of using them.

    14. Re:Hardly self-destruct by penix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To take your car analogy to the state of Windows today...

      Would you be upset if your car was built with door locks and windows as an added option that can be repossessed if you don't pay a yearly fee? With the hood welded shut so every time you needed that oil you had to go to the manufacturer to get it done? How about a kill switch that other drivers control? Although that last one is appealing sometimes, I think you would be upset if your car died on you because of it. How about you having to go to 15 different manufacturers to get a basic car because the guy that made the engine doesn't make the rest? Lastly, how about the manufacturer disabling the car because they thought you were driving it illegally and demanded proof that you were legal?

      That is the state of a Windows OS these days. You are at the mercy of the vendor for software bug fixes even if that fix is a simple one. You are at differing vendors mercy for securing the OS vendor's product. You are locked into that vendor's product not because of technical reasons but for reasons of greed. Lastly, you are treated as a thief right from the start with mandatory product activation. That is the state of closed source software these days.

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    15. Re:Hardly self-destruct by robthebloke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      vista

    16. Re:Hardly self-destruct by ukyoCE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are correct. I don't believe him.

      It sounds like he saw a size difference between the partition and the disk size (maybe even the built in Dell/HP restore partition) and assumed it was because of the trojan.

    17. Re:Hardly self-destruct by iangoldby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doing damage with a car may damage other cars, other people's property, ...

      There is no way that by normal use of a computer you can cause serious damage to other computers...

      You're joking right? Where do you think most spam comes from, distributed denial of service attacks, identity theft, etc? hint

    18. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, but the trojan CANNOT create a hidden partition.

      There's lots of software that can create paritions, why is a trojan any different.

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    19. Re:Hardly self-destruct by dave420 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Christ get a grip.

    20. Re:Hardly self-destruct by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, by "normal use of a computer" your computer can indeed cause serious damage to other computers, or to property. That's what TFA is all about.

      Let's look at "normal use of a computer." And by "normal" I don't mean "geek normal", I mean "Joe Sixpack normal".

      Joe Sixpack goes to Best Buy and buys a computer. He doesn't spend the $50 for the anti-virus software ($50 a year? The hell I will!) or $50 for a firewall (I already pay the cable company for this blue box just like it), and he dismisses every single warning, checking the "don't show me this again" box because he didn't understand it the first time. And then he surfs to the porn sites. So what we'd consider reckless behavior is pretty much "normal use of a computer".

      There are no cops to give him a ticket for surfing on unsafe equipment, because it's not illegal. Nobody's going to protect him because he's not willing to pay extra for anti-virus. And we all know that his machine is going to be turned into a zombie within 15 minutes of connecting to the internet without a firewall.

      As far as the damage goes, his zombied computer may attack and infect others. The direct costs to Joe Sixpack may include PC troubleshooting and repair, loss of data, and dealing with the theft and abuse of personal banking information. Banks are held liable to cover any fraud losses that result, and they collectively spend billions annually. And for secondary effects, we know there have been suicides due to lost money and also due to computer harassment. I don't think you can simply say that a computer can't "hurt" anybody.

      ( And this isn't about assigning blame. There's plenty of that: Joe Sixpack may be as irresponsible as they come, and dumber than average. The malware writers are common thieves. Some operating system vendors sell Swiss cheese. And every vendor in the process is happy to take Joe's money without regard to the consequences to him. )

      If cars were as unregulated as computers, very few of us would safely return home on a daily basis.

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      John
    21. Re:Hardly self-destruct by theascended · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Insightful... really?

      I understand the anti-Microsoft sentiment. Being in IT and software development I tend to share a lot of it... but if you're going to spread hate, try to make sure your facts/analogies are in the ballpark of being accurate

      Windows comes complete with door locks and windows, its the $1000 Bose surround sounds with bluetooth link and iPod dock that you pay extra for. Not to mention Microsoft hasn't even come close to releasing a version of Windows requiring a yearly subscription. Sure they talked about it, but the reaction from the community was enough to stem that tide.

      I don't know about you, but I don't have to break any laws or void any warranties to get into MMC or the registry or the hardware manager. This part of your analogy seems to be aimed that the idea that windows is closed source but its completely flawed. A better analogy would be that its really freaking hard to cast all your own parts to build an engine from scratch... which is true.

      Kill switch that other drivers control? I don't even understand this. Unless your talking about domain controllers having the ability to forcibly shutdown or restart an AD attached computer... but then your analogy would be like to stupid go carts which the pissy little 16yr old attendants turn a rev limiter on just because you bumped your friend a bit...

      15 manufacturers to get a basic car? If opera and mozilla have their way that might have some semblance of truth, but the base windows install (excluding drivers) is all Microsoft. Most cars have after marked parts from dozens of companies, why shouldn't an operating system? If you want to bitch about mismatched software and wedged in modules go take a look at a linux depot.

      You have a point about the whole driving legally thing, but when a company can argue that ~30% of China doesn't use a valid copy of their product, I think they get some leeway.

      When was the last time your local car shop issued a recall on your car? What? Never? You mean its the manufacturer that discovers and fixes all those problems? Oh man... what a shock. I guess that's the state of closed engineering these days...

      P.S. You only have mandatory product activation if you buy a retail version of the software and install it yourself, OEM comes pre-activated. In a way, that product activation is like you getting the title to your car. If you buy from a dealership, they do all the paperwork and everything comes to you automatically in the mail. If you build your own car or buy it used, you have to fill out a few forms and get them notarized and approved before you're technically allowed to drive it legally. Again, when their software is pirated so much, they do have the right to try to protect it. That isn't greed, that is intelligent business.

    22. Re:Hardly self-destruct by silent_artichoke · · Score: 2

      ...and he dismisses every single warning, checking the "don't show me this again" box because he didn't understand it the first time

      Luxury! All the users I know wouldn't read far enough to see that checkbox and would just make it a habitual part of their computer use to click Cancel each and every single time it pops up for years.

    23. Re:Hardly self-destruct by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You might not know how to fix your lawnmower, but I'd bet you know how to put gas & oil in it, remove dog poo from the wheels, and have the sense not to run over big, obvious rocks. By not taking basic, common-sense (oxymoron, I know, I know ...) precautions and doing basic maintenance, Joe Sixpack invites this upon himself. The information is available. The products to help protect Joe & his Wintoy are inexpensive and easy to get and use.

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    24. Re:Hardly self-destruct by Stevecrox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you not find that depressing? I know how to strip down a rebuild my super bike, I can repair lawn mowers, build furniture, I'm gonna have a look at an old LCD and see if its fixable. Sure I can do none of these things to the same standard as a craftman. But I understand the principles and can get things done when needed.

      I've never understood this desire by the "average" person not to take any interest in what they spend their money on and use everyday. I recently spent £700 on a TV, before I did that I spent a month (occasional hour here, anouther there) researching TV's finding out what the contrast ratio meant, sound options, refresh rates, etc.. I took time to go to a couple of different shops and look at various TV's and see which one's I thought were better.

      Doing this and taking the time to learn doesn't take much time at all, I probably spent more time going to the gym in the last month than wondering about TV's (I only go twice a week). I did it because I wanted a decent TV and after going to a Currys and Comet and being told alot of information which was obviously incorrect I decided to learn rather than be ripped off. This seeming happyness in willfull ignorance has always depressed me, does it not you?

    25. Re:Hardly self-destruct by skarphace · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's look at what 'Joe Sixpack' really means.

      This is by no means a representation of an average American. Remember, we're the obese country?

      How do you know "sixpack" is even referencing anatomy? I think it's far more of a possibility that it's speaking of a guy with a sixpack of Bud Lite(and potentially a mullet).

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  5. I hate to say it but... by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this could actually be a good thing if it happens.

    This is mostly speculation so take with as much salt as you think it needs.

    Historically, there's not been an obvious connection in the mind of a user whose PC has been hacked with there being a serious problem with this. After all, most home users are probably unaware that their computer is participating in a huge DDOS attack in the first place, and ISPs have been very reluctant to police their customers.

    I don't think credit card fraud through keyloggers is anywhere near prevalent enough to make people take notice either. Let's face it, a trojan which installs a keylogger and reports anything which looks like credit card details back to a known location is going to produce more valid credit card details in the space of a couple of weeks than most people could hope to use in a lifetime of fraud so even if your card details are stolen this way, I'm not sure there's a huge chance they'll ever be used.

    But if the trojan hoses the host PC along with all the family photographs and all the music they've paid good money for - ah, now that might actually make people realise that there's a problem.

    1. Re:I hate to say it but... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 5, Informative

      This kind of destructive behaviour is what most ordinary people still associate with viruses; if it's not hosing the computer entirely, it's nothing to worry about. That they're partly responsible for the spam tsunami, and that their credit card details might be leaking all over the place, just simply doesn't seem to be on their radar.

      so they keep that 3 month trial of norton they got with the computer 3 years ago, and think they're safe because their computer hasn't blown up yet.

      Plus they have a remarkable tolerance for popups - the amount of pcs I get asked to look at because they're 'a bit slow' that are utterly riddled with spyware, maladware and a notification area that fills half the start bar, and are hitting swap space as soon as they boot up...

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    2. Re:I hate to say it but... by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Informative

      But if the trojan hoses the host PC along with all the family photographs and all the music they've paid good money for - ah, now that might actually make people realise that there's a problem.

      I take it you have no experience dealing with "the public" and computers. They get horked, they see weird popups, and have no idea that it's really unusual. It's all "black magic" to them, anyway, so they don't differentiate much between a "Are you sure you want to NNN" and "Sending bomb threat to Pres Obama" messages.

      If it has an OK button, they'll click on it to get it out of their face.

      Once, I was doing tech support, and the customer was complaining about a condition, and I was SURE that the instructions for how to fix the condition were being displayed to the end user, who adamantly denied it. I walked her through the process, step by step, and at the appropriate point, asked her if any warning box or anything showed up. She said she saw nothing.

      So I set up a remote desktop session, had the customer perform the software procedure again, slowly, so I could see what happened. She clicked slowly, step by step, and then, at the appropriate point, I saw a brief white flash before she told me that, once again, nothing had happened.

      So I told her to take her hand OFF THE MOUSE while I performed the sequence myself.

      This time, as expected, the dialog box popped up explaining what the problem was, and exactly what to do to fix it. When I asked if she'd ever seen it before, she said "Oh yeah, I just click OK whenever I see it". I pointed out to her the first sentence in the box, which was something like "WARNING: read this carefully or you will probably lose important data!". Somehow, "lose important data" was not the same as "Why isn't the program remembering what I typed?".

      And this was no idiot - she was a well trained, college/university graduated professional!

      There is lots of humor in society about the stupidity of the average Joe. Remember that, by definition, half of everybody is even dumber than that. Sad, when you think about it, huh?

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    3. Re:I hate to say it but... by williamhb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This time, as expected, the dialog box popped up explaining what the problem was, and exactly what to do to fix it. When I asked if she'd ever seen it before, she said "Oh yeah, I just click OK whenever I see it". I pointed out to her the first sentence in the box, which was something like "WARNING: read this carefully or you will probably lose important data!". Somehow, "lose important data" was not the same as "Why isn't the program remembering what I typed?". And this was no idiot - she was a well trained, college/university graduated professional! There is lots of humor in society about the stupidity of the average Joe. Remember that, by definition, half of everybody is even dumber than that. Sad, when you think about it, huh?

      Your users are not stupid; they have simply been desensitised by an endless stream of trivial messages marked "Warning" and "Important", and have intelligently deduced that those words are not meaningful because they are attached to every dang message and pop-up they receive. Ever notice how many pieces of trivial junk mail have the word "Important" on them? "Important notice for car-owners" about the latest insurance offer. "Warning! You may be paying too much for your haircut", etc. And recorded phone calls... "This is an important announcement about your finances ... call Rip-Off-Consolidators Ltd for the best deals in town". Not to mention the endless stream "Warning! Contents of this coffee cup may be hot" [I dang well hope so]. And the "Important" license agreements that are actually irrelevant to your staff when they start corporate-installed software for the first time [the company has already made that decision], but must nonetheless click through. The "Important" email announcement about HR training on the safe way to open an envelope (warning of the terrible dangers of a paper cut)... The "important" notice on the intranet page about staff inductions (the only useful content of which is "where's the stationery kept").

    4. Re:I hate to say it but... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And this was no idiot - she was a well trained, college/university graduated professional!

      Just pointing out that these two things are not mutually exclusive.

      Cheers!

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      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    5. Re:I hate to say it but... by JordanL · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is lots of humor in society about the stupidity of the average Joe. Remember that, by definition, half of everybody is even dumber than that. Sad, when you think about it, huh?

      Wouldn't that be the stupidity of the median Joe?

      Just sayin'.

    6. Re:I hate to say it but... by Eivind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason people, even smart well-educated ones ignore alerts, is that they're trained to.

      You're bombarbed with useless alerts containing useless info all the time, which over time causes you to pay less and less attention to them. What is the use of "Program xyz caused a thsdgas in module drgasefasdfs at memory-address 0xab124134qab, here's a dump of the cpu-registers" It's just noise.

      If I'm stupid enough to update during the workday, why does XP need to ask every 15 minutes if I want to reboot ? Why is there no option for "NO! I'll do it myself -- when I want to." (there's only "now" and "later", the latter meaning "nag me again in a few minutes")

      Vista made it -worse- "Program X wants to do Y, do you want to allow this?" pops up all the time, usually in response to you 3 seconds earlier having explicitly asked for Y -- so the answer is an obvious yes.

      When people get dozens of alerts a day, 95% of which contain nothing that is understandable or useful to them, it's no wonder they've learnt to ignore them and do whatever it takes to get them out of the way.

    7. Re:I hate to say it but... by u38cg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Welcome to Slashdot, where the median poster knows what a bell curve is ;)

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    8. Re:I hate to say it but... by GF678 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus they have a remarkable tolerance for popups - the amount of pcs I get asked to look at because they're 'a bit slow' that are utterly riddled with spyware, maladware and a notification area that fills half the start bar, and are hitting swap space as soon as they boot up...

      I know, it's ridiculous!

      Today I was looking at a teacher's personal laptop, waiting for it to complete the logging in process after entering user credentials in Windows XP. My laptop can cold boot, run POST, boot Vista, log into my account, show the desktop and complete loading of all startup programs/services, then shutdown and power-off, and that entire process would STILL have been quicker than this guy's laptop finishing its startup after user login. Not to mention it was using 100% of one of the cores continusly and no process was showing the cause.

      I kept reiterating to him, this isn't normal! How can you have been working like this for so long? Turns out he agreed, and was planning to buy a new laptop. Doesn't matter that nothing's physically wrong with the current one, and I can guarantee a reformat/reinstall would show an amazing difference. But I suppose throwing cash at new hardware is one way to fix things.

    9. Re:I hate to say it but... by powerlord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But I suppose throwing cash at new hardware is one way to fix things.

      Well, in their defense, that has been "required" up till relatively recently.

      If you wanted to run Office/Web Browser/Watch Videos/etc. you often needed to upgrade your computer a few times over the past decade or two.

      Most people are still caught in that mindset of "oh, I guess I'll need to replace it every X" where X is somewhere between 6 months and 2 years.

      They also don't probably realize that the computer they have NOW (provided they got a dual-core model with "enough" memory) is probably sufficient to do anything most people use it for on a daily basis ... provided it doesn't get loaded down with Malware/Crapware/Viruses/Trojans/etc.

      Until they realize that the old "upgrade treadmill" has leveled off, they're still expecting their computer to slow down over time. :/

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  6. I can't wait to see.... by lordofthechia · · Score: 5, Funny

    The next "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac" commercial is gonna rule!

    Mac: Umm... PC.... why are you stabbing yourself repeatedly with that pen...

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  7. Is physical destruction even possible? by phantomcircuit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could you screw with the voltage and thermal thresholds to cause a system to literally self destruct?

    1. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Krisbee · · Score: 3, Funny

      If windows controls the fans, you could possibly make the system work really quiet :-] ...

    2. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Rumor has it that old Athlons built before hardware thermal throttling could catch fire and burn down your PC. But I've never seen any proof of this.

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    3. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's possible, at least to some extent. Old CRTs could be fried with bad programming. Modern CPUs usually have a thermal fail safe (i.e. a reboot) but not every component does this. I'm pretty sure my Radeon doesn't have this feature, since it gets hot as hell if I let it run for too long.

      Another interesting option is USB. I believe it's possible to alter the USB power with a software driver. Just set the power level to over 9000, and your peripherals will fry.

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    4. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Zapotek · · Score: 5, Informative

      There already are overclocking tools that do exactly that.
      Control the fans, the temperature threshold, cpu freq etc...
      I don't see why a worm or other malware can't do the same thing.

    5. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by noundi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, I have some K6/K6-2 processors left from old times. This gave me an idea. I need a fire extinguisher first though.

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    6. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by Krisbee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and to speed up the process, you could also exercise the graphics processor using some internet commercials from the web.

    7. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That was the 1st-gen Athlons, i.e. the Thunderbird class. The thermal sensor couldn't handle rapid increases in temperature (I think the limit was one degree C per five seconds or something like that) so if the heatsink failed or you forgot to put thermal compound on there...

      What you got was a puff of smoke, and a dead CPU and motherboard (more specifically the CPU socket usually melted, and the core voltage regulators cooked). Still a bit of an expensive cockup though; this was in the days where a Tbird would cost around $200, plus another $160 to $300 for the motherboard.

    8. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe it's possible to alter the USB power with a software driver. Just set the power level to over 9000, and your peripherals will fry.

      Um, no.

      The voltage on a USB connector is fixed at 5V. The controller starts up the slave device (a mouse or whatever) at 100mA, reads off the device descriptor, then kicks it up to 500mA if the device needs it, and if enough power is available.

      The rule is, having too much voltage will blow stuff up, but a device will only take as much current as it needs. If you have a chip that needs 500mA at 5V, then plug it into a 1A 5V power supply, then the chip will only 'take' 500mA from the PSU.

      Thing is, the USB host controller only has a 5V supply and a 5V output for slave devices. The absolute worst you'd be able to do is turn a couple of devices on and off at random (which could be fun to do as an April Fool's joke)...

    9. Re:Is physical destruction even possible? by racas · · Score: 2, Informative

      All of the motherboards I've purchased have placed the most dangerous of the BIOS settings behind jumper protection--You have to move J1 so it bridges 1-2 before you can change the CPU voltage, for instance.

  8. The feature I've been waiting for by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The way you say that makes it sound like it's a bad thing...

    So, essentially, you're telling me that people who get infected are at risk of losing their PC's data. People unable or unwilling to keep their PCs secure might suffer the consequences thereof themselves instead of only posing a threat to others on the net, through spam, DDoS or spreading more malware.

    Care to explain where the negative aspect is?

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  9. Sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has anyone else noticed the degree of sensationalism in /. headings has risen considerably lately?

  10. Good! by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Finally, home PC security will be taken seriously.

    Come on, we know it works like that. Nobody takes the common flu seriously, because most of the time it doesn't hurt much - did you know that the common flu kills many thousands every year? More people died from flu in 2001 in the USA than from the 9/11 terror attacks.

    But when swine flu shows up, or bird flu, or whatever this years influenza variant is, that is frontpage news.

    Why should computer viruses be any different?

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  11. Upgrading the hard way by Virtually+Sane · · Score: 5, Funny

    The things Microsoft will do to make you upgrade to Vista :)

    1. Re:Upgrading the hard way by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2

      I was wondering if someone else had that thought before I posted it, lol.

  12. A blessing in disguise? by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All it does is mess up the OS - the hardware is fine, hardly a 'nuclear option' or 'self-destruct'.

    In fact it could prompt someone to install Linux afterwards

  13. Re:WTF by fractoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Looks like either the majority of slashdotters, or the slashdot servers, self destructed.

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  14. Did the author miss the obvious? by Speed+Pour · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's at least one other reason that the botnet holder may have opted to kill it....If he downloaded something that gave him a reason to freak out. Imagine a scenario where you're looking through some stolen data and realize you just picked up information about a government run weapons facility or assassination plans. The dumbest thing you could do is leave tracks, but since that's already been done, you might as well try to destroy your tracks and hope nobody notices.

    On a side node, between the semi-bogus slashdot headline and the wildly sensationalized article, which is also misleading on at least a couple of points, there's surprisingly little news here. If more accurate information was in that article, it might be different.

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  15. Short report on Zeus trojan by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary and TFA are rather light on the details I wanted. Here's what you need to know about Zeus:

    It's a Trojan that takes over Windows computers. It is being spread through phishing tricks. It is designed to be easy to use, so script kiddies can just pay US$700 to get the Zeus kit and start building botnets to steal data such as credit card numbers.

    http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/news/article/0,289142,sid14_gci1310679,00.html

    One feature of Zeus is the "kos" command, for "kill operating system". This wipes out the Windows Registry and the OS files. Usually, black hat hackers don't want to kill systems they 0wn, but recently Roman Hüssy saw a whole botnet get the kos command. TFA listed three possible reasons for this: 0) rival black hat hackers might have gained enough control of a botnet to issue the kos command, to deny the botnet to its 0wners; 1) the hackers might have issued the kos command by mistake or due to incompetence; or 2) the hackers issued the kos to cover their tracks, and give them more time to use stolen data.

    That last theory makes some sense to me. If the system is still intact, the owner of the system may figure out that his system was 0wned. The kos will wipe out the evidence of Zeus as well as the OS, so all the owner really knows is that Windows really crashed hard this time.

    steveha

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    1. Re:Short report on Zeus trojan by SpooForBrains · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or 4) they did it for shits 'n giggles. Possibly while either drunk or high.

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  16. Re:Auto destruct by noundi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go home dad, you're drunk.

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  17. Re:WTF by MrMr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem is the slashdotters are in an unresolvable emotional deadlock.
    Do we cheer for destroying 100000 infested Windows installations, or do rage at the crapware producers who make this possible...

  18. Re:*Real* self-destruct by Another,+completely · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Commodore PET was one box with integrated monitor and processor, and the monitor focus could be adjusted in software. It was possible to reduce the scan of the CRT to just the centre of the monitor, which (I am told) burnt a dead area in the middle of the monitor fairly quickly.

    Wouldn't meet the "useless" measure, but would be very annoying and permanent physical damage. (You could probably mess up the disk head alignment pretty badly too, but that can be fixed.)

  19. As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's the only way to be sure.
    To be a bit more serious what I mean by "from orbit" is run everything from some sort of media that the malware never had a chance of touching - preferably a completely different OS on read only media. Then the partitions go and the new ones get formatted before use etc etc.
    Of course the above poster knew that even though the victim of the anecdote didn't.

    1. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by Plekto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be a bit more serious what I mean by "from orbit" is run everything from some sort of media that the malware never had a chance of touching - preferably a completely different OS on read only media. Then the partitions go and the new ones get formatted before use etc etc.

      I remember when a lot of laptops (and a couple of PCs) did exactly this via OS in ROMs. Nice clean boot up every time, with no viruses or other idiocy. Perhaps PCs should consider making a move back to this again?

      With the advent of flash media, it's entirely possible as well that you could load the "OS" on a special card and it be non-writable(thinking physical tab/button similar to 3.5" floppies). This way you could manually lock down your root directory, say, in Linux, and nothing short of an act of God would allow a hacker to gain access to it or change it, even IF they gained the correct permissions somehow.

      Also, what shocks me is the move in Windows 7 away from simpler methods. It was a great chance for Microsoft to streamline and get some real security into their OS. That is, in many older computers, you could literally yank the offending OS folder entirely and restore it with a clean copy and all of your data and programs would remain untouched. No registry or other idiocy like hidden files and processes that don't show up even when you run the built in applications to check on the machine's status. Many older OSs merely required a simple file replacement and reboot. Yes, they were largely simpler as well, but that's not an entirely bad thing.

    2. Re:As they always say ... Fdisk from orbit by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One problem: A very high percentage of people have as their only backup of their software and operating system, a seperate partition on their disk. If that gets deleted, then they would have to repurchase windows, as well as any software bundled with their machine since their manufacturer was too cheap to include reinstall cds and they are too computer illiterate to know how to burn them from the image on their disk.

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  20. Re:Leave Windows Alone by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course. MS Windows security is like her underwear. Even when it is on it is excessively complicated, doesn't cover much and is very easy to remove.

  21. thats easy to code by cheekyboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just stop all the fans on cpu and gfx cards.

    Use 100% cpu, and tax the GFX core.

    Send some hardcore full power commands to all USB devices, or use full IO in usb devices.

    Make the HD seek from end to end for as long as possible.

    Send power save on / off commands real fast to the LCD until it dies.

    Spin the dvdrom up too, or turn on its laser, without a CD in it.

    That baby will melt in minutes.

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  22. I know what it means to have a 1.6 diesel! by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It means you go everywhere reeaaaalllllyyy slloooooowllly...

  23. Re:*Real* self-destruct by ledow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've said for years - viruses are boring nowadays. There's so much *potential* for a really well-written, modular virus to wreak worldwide havoc but nobody's done it. Imagine a virus that inspects local hardware/software and downloads a set of hashed filenames for that data, each of which attacks that specific element of the computer and is updated regularly. E.g. it spots that you have a processor with an old errata bug, downloads the module for it (anonymous P2P) and uses that to gain admin privileges, or it sees a new update to McAffee and the download requests for that hash spark the original author (or a random strangers) interest and they write a new module to counteract whatever workaround has been put in place which *all* machines instantly start benefitting from.

    In terms of permanent hardware damage:

    Overwriting the HPA's on the disk drive? That could cause some fun.

    Bad flash (hard to do with BIOS, and BIOS options to prevent it) - anything with firmware on basically - e.g. RAID cards, USB devices, even network routers!

    Using weaknesses in hardware configurations (e.g. the IBM Thinkpad's that could be bricked by a perfectly valid, but unexpected, I2C write to one of their EEPROM chips - beyond non-IBM repair, I might add). Writing infinitely to Flash drives (would you notice a small process that starts 10 secs after you insert a USB drive and just reads and rewrites every block of data for ever?) or SSD's. Even Ubuntu nearly trashed people's drives by accident by repeatedly spinning them down and back up and making the SMART data go through the roof.

    Using weaknesses in hardware *control* (e.g. overclocking everything, temperature monitoring, fan control, etc. but it's harder to damage a chip permanently nowadays because they are designed to slowdown/shutoff under extreme conditions - you'd almost certainly be able to cause an extreme nuisance, though).

    Possibly (although this is *unlikely*) trying to do things like create power surges on the buses by repeatedly activating and shutting down hardware with various timings while watching the voltages on the lines, to see if you can cause an overload. I think that spinning disks/CD's + spinning fans + various heavy-duty CPU/GPU work etc. might well be able to take out some of the cheaper power supplies in a lot of machines.

    Even things like setting the BIOS to boot from PXE first, then ZIP, then floppy, then CDROM would be enough to flummox 99% of users who would think that their machine had broken because it doesn't get into Windows, etc.

    The most interesting concept to me would be to take out other hardware - maybe flash a printer with all 1's, or re-flash the local ADSL router or similar. So much stuff has firmware nowadays that it shouldn't be too difficult to wreak some havoc with just a big database of MAC's/ports/firmware specifications for some of the more popular types. Imagine a virus that (on discovering attempts to remove it) not only takes out your computer, but bad-flashes your printers, network hardware and iPod first! That'd make you think twice about automated anti-virus software or manual cleanup instead of just "reformat, reinstall".

  24. Re: unresolvable by neonsignal · · Score: 2, Funny

    hip hip...

  25. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The problem is the slashdotters are in an unresolvable emotional deadlock.
    Do we cheer for destroying 100000 infested Windows installations, or do rage at the crapware producers who make this possible...

    Dude, Obama's in office -- we can have it all.

  26. Re:Zeus Trojan by ledow · · Score: 4, Informative

    I beg to differ, given the example in the same post you just replied to. Anything that registers to *read* a file in Explorer can spawn *real* processes (i.e. full copies of Adobe Reader) in the background in order to extract... the Author, Title, maybe a thumbnail.

    I would call that "without your knowledge" (I don't remember seeing a security popup for that, even with non-privileged executables), "beyond reasonable means of disabling such facilities" (without uninstalling the entire damn program, or fiddling with associations by hand, and even they're just guesswork to what it actually would do) and "automatic" (I don't remember ever seeing *anything* tell me that it would be loading up every time I hover over a file in explorer). I'd add "out of your control" if you're a non-techy user, which is who Windows is *designed* for.

    Additionally, this is STILL where 99% of viruses are coming from and the methods they using to propogate. Don't kid yourself that you'll *always* get a popup for these things, even with UAC. It's just NOT true. There are an unbelievable number of things running all the time that you have so little control over, they are effectively automatic and unstoppable to the vast majority of users. Hell, most users can't even stop LEGITIMATE apps like Quicktime, Realplayer, Java, etc. from running on startup and putting themselves in the taskbar without cancelling the setup entirely. It's up to the *application* to provide that interface most of the time, with a handful of registry locations / undocumented programs for the experienced user.

    So you have two options. Never install software on Windows (might as well be running Linux, then!) or install software which puts itself into places you stand little-to-no hope of ever finding out / removing / undoing.

    Install fresh machine. Put to latest patch level. Tell user to click everything they find online (but never "Yes" to a security dialog), insert every USB flash device they ever come across into it. Do you think they'll last a week before it blows up in their face? Do you think they can still get *anything* done?

    (I'll tell you now, my non-Windows machines pass that test quite, quite flawlessly... Mac is the closest to having problems in that regard)

    Install fresh machine. Put to latest patch level. Install bunch of commonly used programs from trusted sources in order to be able to run most websites, most programs out there. Don't install anything else. How much CRAP is in your taskbar that you can't *easily* get rid of without running the program in question and relying on there being a "don't run on startup" option? THIS IS A CONSUMER OS. Doing something *simple* like accidentally installing one antivirus program while another is running will bring a Windows machine to a complete, unusable halt (I've even dealt with bluescreens because of that exact situation) out of which the user has little hope of recovering without professional help.

    Operating systems have two choices: Expect arbitrary executables, and cover your arse as much as you can so that the *user* is always in control. Or forbid arbitrary executables.

    The second one is what businesses, governments, and the military should be using. Everyone else needs *real* uninstall, proper program sandboxing, a "Task Manager" that cannot be intercepted or delayed no matter what the computer is doing, the facility to bypass, turn off, or otherwise disable ANY change that's made to the system without having to know what that was. (i.e. a "Last Known Good Configuration" that includes only the software installed at that time).

    It really comes to something when I can spend an hour waiting for a PC to load because the user has filled it up with (non-damaging) cruft on their own accounts and it take *literally* hours to fix, even in "Safe Mode". Too much opportunity for crap, not enough control.

  27. Re:WTF by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cheer that the Windows Malware has escalated to the point that MAYBE, just MAYBE the average joe will pay attention.

    Hey, Joe! yeah you! Windows machine can be destroyed by viruses.

    Nahhh. I doubt it. These morons will still click on every pop-up and run every attachment sent to them.

    "it told me my virus definitions was out of date in a shaking windows box. The computer must have been scared! so I clicked on it!"

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  28. Re:*Real* self-destruct by ledow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Define bloat. Hard disc space? Not at all. RAM? Not at all. Executable size? Not at all.

    It would only need a tiny program capable of reading PCI id's and program names, maybe even Windows patch levels, a hashing algorithm and a built-in P2P facility. It would be *smaller* than most viruses which tend to be written in bloat-ridden languages like VB. A megabyte of executable means *nothing* anymore and you can barely see it transfer/run. I've seen 20-50Mb installers for single files, for God's sake.

    Everything else would be stored on a P2P network (like Conficker does), for which the virus itself could easily suck a hundred megs or so of temporary disk space from every infected machine with nobody noticing. The rest is downloaded on an as-needed basis by the virus, based on the hashes of the programs it sees running and the hardware it sees installed. It downloads *just* those exploit modules (which, being modular, need do nothing more than compromise the program/hardware required and return administrative control to the original virus). It would come with, say, one built-in compromise which it uses to get into machines and once on-board distributes multiple versions of itself (possibly with a *different*, random built-in compromise in each one, so that it becomes autonomously updating and spreading).

    Want to take advantage of a new vulnerability? Release a signed, hashed file onto the P2P network and watch it explode on millions of existing and new machines. Those machines already infected will pick up the new file and create derivatives for you, or use it to gain admin privileges if the machine they are on has the right hardware/software combination. For additional resiliency, have it track which are the most common types of successful infections over time and bias it's "generator" towards those (remember when virus meant "self-replicating"?). That way "new" compromises get more of a workout, and "successful" compromises are the mass that keep the rest of the swarm ticking over.

    Get an assembler programmer to do it for you and you could do it in *literally* kilobytes by taking advantage of internal Windows libraries. Do it in VB or some large language and have it in under a Meg. You can't even *see* the loading time for a 1Mb executable any more, unless it's off a floppy or something.

  29. Adminstratively broken by snspdaarf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Normally, that answer comes from parents, and is a code for "I took the batteries out so that damn noise would stop."

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  30. Re:WTF by leamanc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd say you're right, considering that a disturbingly large percentage of Windows users I know think that their monitor is the "computer" and the mini-tower is "the hard drive." Even after I've explained it 100 times. They just look at me like, "yeah, right, Mr. Know-it-all!"

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  31. Re:Question to knowledgable techs by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since then I learned more about computers and don't quite think it is possible to accomplish this feat, although would like to ask my fellow slashdotters: Is this possible, for a software to destroy the computer hardware?

    There was a virus for the Amiga that executed the HCF instruction (jokingly dubbed 'halt and catch fire') which could cause the amiga to overheat and fry - This did not have a 100% success rate.

    There was also another old virus, being for Windows that told the system to turn of the CPU fan, which caused older AMD processors to fry almost a minute after.

    Unfortunately, I can't remember the names of either viruses. But! I know of CIH, also known as Chernobyl or Spacefiller which did have a tendency to corrupt the BIOS on some effected systems, bricking them.

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