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Paul Wilmott Wants To Retrain and Reform Wall Street's Quants

theodp writes "What if an aeronautics engineer couldn't reconcile his elegant design for a state-of-the-art jumbo jet with Newton's second law of motion and decided to tweak the equation to fit his design? In a way, Newsweek reports, this is what's happened in quantitative finance, which is in desperate need of reform. And 49-year-old Oxford-trained mathematician Paul Wilmott — arguably the most influential quant today — thinks he knows where to start. With his CQF program, Wilmott is out to save the quants from themselves and the rest of us from their future destruction. 'We need to get back to testing models rather than revering them,' says Wilmott. 'That's hard work, but this idea that there are these great principles governing finance and that correlations can just be plucked out of the air is totally false.'"

198 comments

  1. Wow! by viyh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a concept! Basing conclusions on experimental evidence from testing via trial and error rather than warping reality to fit your business model. That's incredible!

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    1. Re:Wow! by dov_0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What a concept! Basing conclusions on experimental evidence from testing via trial and error rather than warping reality to fit your business model. That's incredible!

      It will never last in the 'real' world...

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    2. Re:Wow! by TinBromide · · Score: 1

      I reject your reality and substitute my own!
      /mythbuster

      or /Wallstreet broker, whichever, really. This also reminds me of a quote I read as someone's signature in a forum somewhere: "If your car doesn't run 12's, shorten the track"

      In all seriousness, this does not sound like a field that needs saving from itself. If its common practice (which its not) for aeronautical engineers to tweak the fundamental laws of physics simply because they need them to make a non-working design work, maybe its time to get rid of all of the AE's in the field, and possibly the field itself. Something doesn't get to be common practice unless a good portion of the field believes that it is good to do so, or at the very least, not harmful.

      For the final part of my post, I shall now ignore the second part of the summary involving the testing of financial models and the entirety of TFA. Thank you.

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    3. Re:Wow! by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Another great evangelist for change, an economist who foresaw this crisis; Steve Keen.

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    4. Re:Wow! by rtfa-troll · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm glad you got insightful not funny. You are right. This is one of the case where experimentalism actually breaks down in the real world.

      The problem is that the quant's model is in its self an input to the reality and the processes aren't statistical and stochastic. When I know (or even partly correctly guess) what model you are using for investing, then I can gain several benefits from altering my behavior. I can create false investment opportunities which match well with your model. I can predict when you will need to buy something and push up the price just before hand. I can guess when you will become over exposed to some asset and force you to sell too cheap.

      The models are useful, but in the end lots of business stuff just has to come down to gut feelings and judgement. You also just have to do analysis which goes beyond the empirical (nobody has ever tricked us before) into risk control (what can we do to make sure nobody can do that in the future; how would we tell if they were trying to).

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    5. Re:Wow! by BlackSabbath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I reject your reality and substitute my own!
      > /mythbuster
      > or /Wallstreet broker

      Disdain for the "reality based community" is nothing new.

      > In all seriousness, this does not sound like a field that needs saving from itself.
      > ...
      > Something doesn't get to be common practice unless a good portion of the field believes that it is good to do so, or at the very least, not harmful.

      I agree with your last statement in application to almost any discipline other than economics and (more specifically) finance. I must disagree with your first though. The ability of greed to short-circuit the mind's ability for critical thought is unparalleled as is the obstinate willingness of great swathes of people to swallow snake oil by the gallon on the merest suggestion of the slightest whiff of profit. My memory may be hazy, but I can recall at least two occurrences of a "new economy" in the last three decades. And of course each "new economy" marks a break with "outdated" beliefs/dogma/tradition (you know - like that outdated belief that you can't make something out of nothing, or that other one about a "turd by any other name would smell as sweet").

      I don't doubt that given another fifteen years or so, we'll have forgotten the "hard lessons", the sincere abjuration of pernicious practices and every other skerrick of common sense. The new "new economy" will have arrived. Only a fool would fore-go the chance to make real money. May I suggest however, that you watch this infotaining interview before you invest in the new "new economy".

    6. Re:Wow! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      There is already a lot of information out there about business models HR concepts and the like. Heck many MBA programs encourage students to use them and experiment with them to find the best model. But real life makes it much harder. Long term growth is difficult for people. (are you really putting enough money away for retirement). The same thing with business, are you willing to invest your money in testing new models, which will overall have a better effect or put money what seems to get the best investment at the time. Unfortunately people are naturally short sided and will go for the short term benefit. Secondarily we get the problems of running such tests in an HR view point.

      What happens if your theory fails? Do you get fired? if so the risk of failure is high so you will take safer methods. Thus hindering the overall effect of experimentation.
      If you don't get fired, what is the limit do you just pay people a lot of money to try and try stupid ideas and tests, that will never work.

      OK say you found a way to fix the HR problem. Now how about if the Theory fails? Sometimes a business model will not work for a while then make a big boom later on. Lets use the old Time Sharing Computing model, It was big until the 80's as computers were so big and expensive time sharing offered excellent value. During the 90's everyone had their own computers even remote hosting was limited. Then the 2000 decade SaaS which is in essence Time Sharing again and Remote Hosting is big again, as business now realize that all this effort in maintaining their IT infrastructure was in essence a waist of money. As IT specialty companies can do it better and cheaper then they can.

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    7. Re:Wow! by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that management do not want quants who rigorously test models - especially risk models.

      They would far prefer to be allowed to collect fees while business is doing well, and if they are taking more risks than they are supposed to, well, its not their money is it?

    8. Re:Wow! by wisty · · Score: 1

      Steve Keen gets passively aggressively avoided by most mainstream economists in Australia. His models are too complex to work. He uses these exotic things like called "Differential Equations", and they are just too complex to work in the real world.

    9. Re:Wow! by richg74 · · Score: 4, Informative
      The problem is that the quant's model is in its self an input to the reality

      You are right, this is one important source of problems. I started out in quantitative finance back in the 1970s. (I worked as a research assistant for Fischer Black when I was in grad school.) The initial application of many of the quants' techniques were in markets like US equities, or listed options, where the assumptions that one participant couldn't affect the overall market much and that there were reliable sources of information were probably reasonable.

      But if you look at one of the key "villains" in this last mess, the credit-default swap [CDS] market, it's an entirely different story. I have read Li's paper on the Gaussian copula function, and had a look at an implementation. What it is essentially doing is using a statistical sampling function to estimate the expected lifetime to failure (= default) for a population of debt instruments. Now, there is nothing wrong with the math per se; similar approaches are used in manufacturing for quality assurance. However, there is big difference: estimating the failure rate of, say, light bulbs does not in itself have any effect on that rate. But in the case of the CDS, the failure rate is being used as an input to the model that is used to price the swap. If the default rate estimate is too low (too optimistic), the prices will be too high -- and that, in turn, will lead to lower estimates of the default rate. In essence, there is a built-in feedback mechanism that can act as an error amplifier, a problem that is exacerbated by the lack of transparency and liquidity in the CDS market.

      There's plenty of blame to go around. The managements, who should have known better, were bedazzled by the dollar signs floating out of their economic perpetual-motion machine. The quants knew the math, and their hubris led them to think that nothing else was needed. And the investors, while proving the truth of P.T. Barnum's Law of Applied Economics, forgot that there ain't no free lunch.

    10. Re:Wow! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      His models are too complex to work. He uses these exotic things like called "Differential Equations", and they are just too complex to work in the real world.

      My car has a differential. Maybe he should work more with car analogies.

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    11. Re:Wow! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It seems to me this is a case where experimentalism works just fine in the real world. When the experiments are telling you that reliably predicting the market doesn't work, maybe it's because you can't.

      As several studies have shown, the gut feelings and judgement don't really work either.

    12. Re:Wow! by SerpentMage · · Score: 1, Interesting

      EXACTLY...

      I work in the financial world, and I do modeling, and I understand the quants because I do much of the same work that the quants do. Except I am an algo-trader.

      The reality with all of this quant stuff is that it works until it doesn't. This is the crux of the problem and I would say a large part of the industry JUST DOES NOT GET IT... For example the comment to test models is hogwash. This financial engineering is not science. Its a scientific approach to madness of crowds. And the reality is that crowds can be mad and they will do irrational things that will just blow our minds.

      Think about this, the Darwin awards gives awards to those humans that do REALLY stupid things. I for one am truly amazed, not at the stupidity, but at the shear creativity. I mean really, who on earth would think of that. And it is that creativity that blows up models, and blew up the entire financial market.

      The models that the quants used worked until they did not. Sure there are many saying, "hey I told you so." Yeah whatever, humanity is stupid and will do stupid things because whenever we are told it can't be done, or should not be done we do it anyways.

      In fact I think it is a good trait to have in humanity. Granted there are moments where we wish we did not have so many idiots.

      Here is an example, George Bush and Iraq. I argued on the day of the invasion with a good friend of mine that it was stupid, idiotic for the exact reasons of why it is failing. I argued Sadam is a bad guy no doubt, but toppling Sadam will result in a quagmire. And I personally don't think it is worth it. My friend argued otherwise with weapons, etc, etc.

      But, and here is the big but... WHAT IF it did work? What if everything worked out? It could have happened. What then? But you don't know that until you try it! For to try and fail is human! And nothing will ever avoid that...

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    13. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is basically correct. The quants underestimated two risks. Liquidity risk and counterparty risk. Backtesting a strategy cannot adequately address these problems. Its unsuprising physics PhDs who were trained under the assumption that the laws of physics remain constant failed to consider that the laws of finance could shift under their own weight.

      100 physicists dropping an apple will all find the same result for the accelleration due to gravity. 100 bankers buying CDOs will find that their mutual presence alters the risk profile.

    14. Re:Wow! by HiThere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Even if it had worked tactically, it was a strategic disaster. There's no way that the war in Iraq could have been a good thing for the country. OTOH, some people are getting rich, so it's been a good thing for them.

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      If treason weren't quite so narrowly defined by the constitution, then Bush would have knowingly committed treason. He knowingly acted in a way calculated to disadvantage the country. I'll grant that probably wasn't his purpose, but he had to know that that was one of the effects he was going to get. Even after WWII we had to maintain a LONG occupation. Well, that one was necessary...or at least it seems so from what I know. But it was VERY expensive, and not only in time and money, but also in terms of damage to the US social structures. There's no way that Iraq was worth that. Eventually we're going to be forced to withdraw, and just about everyone outside the US knows that. Certainly everyone with any political clout in Iraq. Until we do it's going to be a running sore, and there's no way a better outcome could have been expected. Things haven't gone as poorly as I expected, in fact, I'm rather heartened that it hasn't been worse (unless the news that I read is more censored than I know). But we don't have ANY real local support. Not everyone is opposed to us, and some are even pleased. But nobody is going to support us when they know that our stay is temporary. And they shouldn't.

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      Additionally, we haven't been acting in a way calculated to endear us to the local population. We've been quite high handed and brutal. Also capriciously violent and unpredictable. So even those who would like to be our friends don't trust us not to turn on them. This may make us slightly preferable to those they know would turn on them, but that's quite faint as praise goes.

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      Compare this to the way that we occupied either Germany or Japan. Well, the situations were different. In both those cases the countries had clearly initiated the violence, so everyone saw at least a modicum of justice in their being occupied afterwards. And the occupying troops didn't go out of their way to be unpleasant to people. (They weren't nearly as nice as the propaganda says they were, of course.) This is closer to the way that Hitler occupied France or Poland. (Sorry, that's the closest example that I know much about.) Nobody saw that as being just, so *of course* there were resistance fighters. Just as there are in Iraq. I'm not claiming that our troops act like the storm-troopers did, but at times it's much too close for any comfort at all.

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    15. Re:Wow! by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      And this is missing my point...

      I said, "I argued on the day of the invasion with a good friend of mine that it was stupid, idiotic for the exact reasons of why it is failing."

      I am agreeing with you. BUT, people don't do the what if it did work. This is my beef with the financial industry, and the fact that you are applying your narrative, when in fact the opposite could have happened. What if Iraq worked, would you change your opinion? Would you be able to admit? I know I would have said, "ok I am wrong..."

      Wars, financial markets, economics are arbitrary concepts that come out of the figment of our imaginations. We could have other systems, and did have other systems.

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    16. Re:Wow! by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

      Your analysis is flawed.

      1. Until the'80's, time-sharing systems were the most econcomical
      2. In the '90's through the early '00's, individual IT managed systems were more economical
      3. Now, technology/infrastructure has evolved yet again and SAAS/Cloud Computing is beginning to become more economical for many use-cases

      Never, in all these changes, did business/individuals choose the non-economical technology.

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    17. Re:Wow! by ardle · · Score: 1

      The models are useful, but in the end lots of business stuff just has to come down to gut feelings and judgement.

      All human decisions - even the most abstract or "rational" - have an emotional component; this has been experimentally measured. It's easy to imagine that the emotional component a decision will carry more weight if the decision-maker has personal interest in it. We do not expect the people who are deciding the futures of our pensions (if we have jobs to qualify for said pensions) to possess Ninja-like reflexes; in fact, we would prefer them to be able to look beyond "spikes" and "bubbles". In other words, it's hard to imagine that decision-makers haven't had time to figure out what their "gut feelings" are telling them - maybe it just was something they didn't want to hear.
      It is up to "decision-makers" to implement strategies that are in keeping with available evidence; a failure to do so is evidence of incompetence at best (alternatives being fear or greed). Blaming the model is a cop-out: delegating decision-making to a mathematical model is like delegating navation to your GPS.
      Your prediction that people will try to "game" the next model alludes to something interesting: people were already "gaming" the old model ("system"/"culture") . The "scandal" goes all the way down as well as up. Everybody gotta eat.

    18. Re:Wow! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It didn't have any measurable chance of working, so playing "What if it did work?" is meaningless unless you're writing an alternate history novel. And then it means you'd do better to pick a different altered history. E.g., what if the US had supported the Geneva Conference on Viet Nam? That one has not only some plausibility, but also some potentially quite interesting consequences.

      (OTOH, "What if the Germans won WWII?" has been done frequently, to profound artistic reaction, despite the fact that after Germany opened the second front they really didn't have much of a chance. But it was a war where we [i.e. the English speaking countries] were almost* unquestionably the good guys. So we LIKE to think about it.)

      * You might ask the opinion of the Poles about how much we were "good guys", but that's for leading them on and then not defending them after we'd promised to rather than for being too violent. Or you might ask the Finns. We were a lot less "good guys" than our history books claim. (But the point is that Germany had taken on over three times it's weight in armed might. It was depending on insane aggression to win...and that took it quite a ways, but it also eventually destroyed it.

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    19. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that you can't rigorously test these models.

      You never know where the furthest outlier will be until you see the one that kills you.

    20. Re:Wow! by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      These so called "quants" had almost nothing to do with the latest fiscal meltdown. Plain old greed was the root cause.

      Greedy, lazy people wanted a tool to use a SINGLE number to summarize the risk of invesments so they could sell them easier to people too lazy to take the time to understand what they were investing in. Trust us! It's math! Complicated math! Sounds good, that is a good number. Please, invest my money. Still, this was a vERY small part of the over all problem.

      The main problem was inventing "finacial instruments" that broke the connection between the risk of an investment and its return. Investment firms were making huge number of shaky loans, but they did not care because they knew they were just going to re-package and sell these investments and pretend they were not just based on shaky loans. These same types of people convinced large numbers of people who should not be taking out huge loans (mortages) that they could afford it as they could just sell their new home at a handsome profit before the payments get too much to handle. This ponzi scheme collapsed. Greed, not quants was the cause. A a compelete lack of meaningful regulation of the banks and investment firms. Really, 30 to 1 debt ratios! This was bound to burst.

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    21. Re:Wow! by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      But in the case of the CDS, the failure rate is being used as an input to the model that is used to price the swap.

      This part is no different than most applications of statistics. In a parametric statistical model, you have to estimate the values of the parameters, then you use the model for analysis and prediction. If you get the parameters wrong, then the model won't be as good as it could be. You have to look at the robustness for departures from the true value of the parameters to understand how sensitive the output will be on the input.

    22. Re:Wow! by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Yeah he gets pretty worked up. And the maths he tries to use is too complex for most economists to follow. But that's the point. Economists make far too many assumptions about the world that are just plain wrong. And when the world doesn't behave like their model they assume the world is wrong. They assume everything would have turned out ok if only people understood their models better.

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    23. Re:Wow! by complete+loony · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:Wow! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I'll be damned.

      Unfortunately, it still doesn't make much sense to me. That's why I'm a biologist.

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    25. Re:Wow! by richg74 · · Score: 1

      100 physicists dropping an apple will all find the same result for the accelleration due to gravity. 100 bankers buying CDOs will find that their mutual presence alters the risk profile.

      Exactly. The model, as used, didn't take into account the effect on the market of using it.

    26. Re:Wow! by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All human decisions - even the most abstract or "rational" - have an emotional component; this has been experimentally measured.

      Yes! I'm off-topic now but it is wonderful to see this assertion expressed on Slashdot. There's a tendency here to treat emotion as an uncomfortable byproduct of being a meat-sack.

      In truth all the progress we have made is driven by emotion: we feel desire for some things (food, sex, Insightful moderations) and it gives us pleasure to try to figure other things out, which is really a desire for knowledge. We follow the creeds and models we do because we like them, and often the difference between philosophies comes down to which most emphasizes the parts of reality that each of us sees as being most important. This state of being engenders a lot of wrongheadedness--as current circumstances show--but without emotion we have no impetus to do anything at all.

    27. Re:Wow! by mpiktas · · Score: 1

      If the model cannot be tested, it is useless. If you are able to create the model, then you should be able to test it. That is not rocket science, it is common sense.

    28. Re:Wow! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But in the case of the CDS, the failure rate is being used as an input to the model that is used to price the swap.

      So basically you need quantum mechanics to handle this. You know, observation changes the system... And of course you need to assume that these quarks are really nasty and out to screw you.

      So I guess economical mathematics is like trying to use physics with the Dark Side of the Force.

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    29. Re:Wow! by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      But you see the point here is that you assume that there was no measurable chance of working. And I said the same thing. BUT I also realize that it could have worked. The point is that what you consider as slim, is actually not that slim at all. It is the fat tail problem.

      The issue here is that we are biased to our answers on what we think is right. And this has only become more obvious with the invention of blogs, Slashdot, etc. We make arguments without anyone saying, "ooops hey he could be right."

      In the context of finance, which is the original point of this post, I say many of them don't give enough appreciation that alternative worlds can happen. Especially since it is an arbitrary concept to start off with.

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  2. How about... by blahplusplus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... getting back to the real economy? Many financial products don't add anything to the real economy at all.

    1. Re:How about... by ionix5891 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      financial products are not the only thing that went wrong in the eCONomy, look at GM and their demise, writing was on the wall when the hummer was released

    2. Re:How about... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Many financial products don't add anything to the real economy at all.

      I agree. T-bills, for example.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:How about... by AlexBirch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure they do, they ensure that the fools and their money are parted in the most efficient way possible.

    4. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cash .. that's a financial product

    5. Re:How about... by sillybilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can say GM and Ford and Chrysler are going under to take down the UAW representing the rights of workers as a political force. Whether the UAW ceases existing, or the concessions it makes for the base it represents leave the base so financially strangled they become slaves to money and employers, slaves to necessity and no longer represent free will, unless suicidal, is irrelevant. The number of people as workers is always more than employers, and this represents an imbalance in society, concentration of power, which then leads to abuse, and abuse leads to retaliation and violence. A dominant middle class, or dominant equality in society, together with personal incentives present is the key to peace and nonviolence and overall human happiness. Middle class employees are a product of unions, they don't happen on their own. The natural behavior is the weak get weaker and the strong get stronger, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, compound interest compounds to the extreme in either direction. Unless the many weak collectively gang up and stand up to the few strong. But then the danger is "falling off on the other side of the horse," where the union, the gang becomes too abusive, and blindly takes down the whole business enterprise, including the employer and themselves with it.

      Another way is as a self sufficient yeoman farmer society, hailed by Thomas Jefferson and Isaac Newton. But these days farming is impossible because of low market price of food, and high cost of property taxes. In absence of high property taxes the yeoman farming society would be possible, but vulnerable to external attack because of insufficient defense funding. Also there is not enough land for everyone, as the Malthusian catastrophe hits. The population does not know how to practice self check and grows out of bounds without abusive control measures. In a sense abuse is a necessity to maintain balance. That is the most unfortunate thing of all as far as human happiness goes, and is the root cause of competition wars and suffering in the end, because there is not enough of ... for everyone, because there is too many of us, or there will be too many of us.

      A massive scale small business based society where everyone is an employer is next to impossible to work out, because non farming individuals are not self sufficient because they are dependent on food. They can't say time-out and not participate for a few years as self sufficient yeoman farmers could, and retain their own free will, their free unbiased vote, because small business people have to purchase their own food and are therefore dependent on others, they are drawn into "Da game" by necessity to feed. Economy as a whole is vulnerable to the phenomenon of "economies of scale," and if you have to participate in "Da game" by necessity, you will lose out to those who are stronger, and we're back to the strong get stronger and weak get weaker, abuse and retaliation for abuse. If you're self sufficient, then you simply are not forced to participate in "Da game" and then "Da game" doesn't exist, because you can sell things for practically free too, and "economies of scale" can't abuse their power. I've always said "don't hate da playa, hate da game, bitch!"

      So in the absence of self sufficient individuals in society - which is unworkable anyway because of Malthusian issues and defense funding reasons - the only way to ensure overall human happiness on a large scale is to ensure a dominant middle class through collective cooperation and bargaining, to have economies of scale institutions, and the participants - very few but very powerful individuals called employers to be in balance with the very many individuals but each having relatively little power, at the discussion table. If either the union or the employer get stronger, things go out of balance. If anything, the balance going out of whack by the employer getting stronger, we would have a dictatorship society with tremendous human suffering, but it's still sustainable, and things get

    6. Re:How about... by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Informative

      From 2001 to 2005 he ran a $170 million hedge fund that returned an average of 15 percent a year.

      Nice job Newsweek (someone take a screenshot before the article gets pulled/corrected). His hedge fund didn't even exist in 2001. And it's not a $170 million fund, it's roughly a 170 million British Pounds fund. I would add more, but his hedge fund was delisted from the New York Stock Exchange and the London Stock Exchange in January 2005 right after this fiasco (and it's funny, except for one cryptic note about taking counsel in their official news section, one wouldn't know that the fund got liquidated and delisted four years ago for its shenanigans).

    7. Re:How about... by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      So, someone creates a financial instrument, say one which which gathers risk together and resells it - meaning the risk is no longer standing alone in disparate locations, and someone else thinks the purchase of that risk is a profitable endeavor, meaning the risk has been reduced for one party and assumed by another party ... and here's the kicker ... it's all voluntarily done ... and yet you see no benefit to the economy by someone willing to assume another's risk. In your world, I guess a farmer, who may have little else, would need to bet the farm every time he planted a crop, because no one else, say someone with the financial means to do so, would be allowed to purchase some portion of his risk - and you believe that would be a benefit to the economy.

    8. Re:How about... by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ok, the link didn't work. I'll try again:

      December 9, 2004

      Caissa founders in court battle

      By Joe Morgan and Richard Irving

      A FORMER Oxford University professor, a chess grandmaster and a software developer are locked in a court fight in New York over ownership of a £172 million hedge fund in which top City names such as Gavyn Davies have invested tens of millions of pounds.

      Paul Wilmott, Ron Henley and Jonathan Kinlay, who set up a secretive hedge fund, Caissa Capital, accuse each other of trying to lure top investors to rival funds after the partnership collapsed in acrimony earlier this year.

      The dispute erupted in September when Mr Kinlay, who has developed a computer program that highlights profitable trading strategies in volatile markets, filed a lawsuit in the Supreme Court of the State of New York against his two former partners. Mr Kinlay is seeking $800,000 (£414,000) in damages for alleged breaches of intellectual property rights.

      Mr Wilmott, a former Oxford University professor, and Mr Henley, who trained the former chess world champion Anatoly Karpov, hit back with a $10 million counter-suit, claiming that Mr Kinlay had tried to wind up Caissa by luring investors to a new fund that he was secretly trying to set up without their knowledge.

      The dispute flared up after Mr Kinlay returned from a holiday in Italy in August to find that Mr Wilmott and Mr Henley had given back $40 million to Caissa's biggest investor, Prisma Capital Partners. Prisma is run by Gavyn Davies, former Chairman of the BBC, Girish Reddy, former head of derivatives for Goldman Sachs, and Tom Healey, a star banker.

      Mr Wilmott and Mr Henley claim that Prisma demanded the return of its money after Mr Kinlay approached its backers with a proposition to invest in his new venture, the Proteom hedge fund. It is understood that the partners were sceptical of the strategy Mr Kinlay planned to use, which essentially involved using the same technology that looks for patterns in genes to predict stock and bond market moves.

      Mr Kinlay, meanwhile, alleges it was his two former partners who were trying to lure Prisma into a new fund that they were also trying to set up. Both sides deny the allegations.

      After the initial dispute, the trio decided to go their separate ways and arrangements were made to write a separation agreement in August. On the basis of this agreement, Mr Kinlay agreed to sell his interests in Caissa Capital and Caissa Capital International, an overseas offshoot, to Mr Wilmott and Mr Henley. He also agreed to terminate software licences granting access rights to his trading program. He collected $377,759 from his former partners under the deal.

      However, court papers allege that the separation agreement negotiated by Mr Kinlay was just a smokescreen while he asked a bank, which was helping him to set up the Proteom fund, to find a legal "rottweiler . . . who would sue his two partners and Caissa's investors".

      It is alleged Mr Kinlay began to plot against his former partners almost a year earlier after deciding that neither "had the time nor the skill set to make a meaningful contribution".

      Court documents allege that Mr Kinlay set up the Proteom fund because, as a minority partner in Caissa, he could not force Mr Henley and Mr Wilmott out. Mr Kinlay denies the allegations.

      PARTNERSHIP BREAKDOWN SEEN AS CHESS CONFLICT

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    9. Re:How about... by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here is the second page:

      "There is nothing that would persuade me to remain in a partnership with someone as stupid, duplicitous and untrustworthy as you have proved yourself to be. As we discussed, I shall make arrangements for your exit from this firm at the earliest convenient opportunity."

      Jonathan Kinlay to Ron Henley, July 20, 2004

      "How like a game of chess this is. Except you are toying, not with wooden pieces, but with people's lives. And you are about to discover in this game it is I who am the grandmaster."

      Jonathan Kinlay to Ron Henley, July 25, 2004

      "White's attack has been successfully put down. Black sacrifices the terminally weakened pawn in order to open lines for the coming counter-attack. Meanwhile, the white knight has been neutralised and lies isolated and vulnerable at the edge of the board, waiting to be picked off by the black forces at their leisure."

      Jonathan Kinlay to Ron Henley and Paul Wilmott, August 15, 2004

      THE BRAIN'S WHO FELL OUT

      JONATHAN KINLAY

      The chief executive of Investment Analytics, a mathematical research firm that develops software programmes to exploit volatile stock markets.

      He started his career at NatWest in the early 1980s but had left long before the investment bank found an £80 million black hole in its options trading book.

      After a spell at Chase Manhattan, he joined the proprietary trading desk of EMC International, a European hedge fund, specialising in privately negotiated derivatives contracts. He is well known on the lecture circuit and has taught financial engineering at Carnegie Mellon in New York and at Oxford and Cambridge.

      RON HENLEY

      Few people span the diverse worlds of chess and high finance, and fewer rise to the top of both. Ron Henley is a chess grandmaster, but he is best known for training Anatoly Karpov, the former chess world champion. His interest in derivatives dates back to 1985, when he became a member of the American Stock Exchange.

      He soon earned himself a reputation as a derivatives whizz kid, rising to become a specialist options trader for Cohen, Duffy & McGowan, one of the top options markets makers on the exchange floor. He is a regular chess commentator and runs an internet site that raises funds to sponsor young US players, including Irena Krush.

      JONATHAN KINLAY

      The chief executive of Investment Analytics, a mathematical research firm that develops software programmes to exploit volatile stock markets.

      He started his career at NatWest in the early 1980s but had left long before the investment bank found an £80 million black hole in its options trading book.

      After a spell at Chase Manhattan, he joined the proprietary trading desk of EMC International, a European hedge fund, specialising in privately negotiated derivatives contracts. He is well known on the lecture circuit and has taught financial engineering at Carnegie Mellon in New York and at Oxford and Cambridge.

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    10. Re:How about... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      The real issue is why the farmer doesn't have the means to plant a crop and the bank does. Making money by loaning money to those who don't have it is self-propagating inefficiency.

      If the market for food can't sustain farmers then it won't matter what the banks do.

    11. Re:How about... by bagsc · · Score: 1

      Finance adds a LOT to the economy. The basic idea of finance is deciding where the most "return" is - ie, what investments are the most productive. If you gave money to every entrepreneur who came asking, you'd be out of money by the end of the day.

      Money has meaning. There is a limited supply, and that means you have to prioritize who gets it. It has to be in limited supply in order for it to have "meaning." In order to motivate people to do things, we give them money, instead of trying to guess that they want payment in the form of, say, "a two bedroom house in Santa Monica with a 30 yr mortgage, a 2007 Prius Hybrid on a 5 yr lease, Montessori school for the 7 year old..." Using money not only gives people the freedom to choose what they consume, but it removes the guesswork from employers. If you just hand out money to anyone, you have no price stability, and no ability to plan for the future.

      Deciding who to give money to on what terms, based solely on their ability to honor the terms of the understood mutual agreement, is essential to the economy operating. Finance is the art of acquiring money from one source, such as bank stockholders or bond holders, and allocating that money to borrowers or investments in such a way that you reduce the idiosyncratic risk (which your investors want to avoid), thus earning compensation and a premium.

      How would you feel if you could only buy a house, or a car, or a college education, or whatever you get on credit cards if you could only buy those products after you had all the money to pay for them in full at the time of purchase? Or if you could never get an incentive to save money? If you've ever been a saver or a borrower, the answer is you'd be worse off, by your revealed preference.

      The problems only occur when parts of these statements are negated. For example, if banks extend credit to people who can't repay it, or if bank risk managers are idiots, or if the agreements aren't mutually understood and agreed to. Yeah, there's always going to be people who exploit their position to do unethical things, in any field. I think credit card companies are blood suckers, and I think using credit cards is evil. But I sure as hell save and invest in companies I believe have the ability to improve peoples lives and get paid for it.

      Don't blame finance, blame the people who use it to do evil.

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    12. Re:How about... by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      FAIL. You clearly don't know much about these financial instruments. Most financial products distribute risk in a win-win fashion from the seller to the purchaser, in the same way insurance policies do.

    13. Re:How about... by 5pp000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No mod points at the moment, but this is +10 insightful.

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    14. Re:How about... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Finance adds a LOT to the economy.

      Poppycock!

      The basic idea of finance is deciding where the most "return" is - ie, what investments are the most productive.

      If that's how it has to be, I'd rather have an elected government deciding where the most "return" is. At least, they can be voted out if need be. What you're arguing for is that an unelected class of nameless "investors" should make all allocation decisions for everybody based solely on whatever accounting rules they find convenient.

      Money has meaning. There is a limited supply, and that means you have to prioritize who gets it.

      You clearly have no idea what money actually is. There is NO limit. It simply gets printed when needed. There are serious consequences in the form of inflation and debt of course, but there's certainly no limit. Unless you mean that at some point the whole of society crashes. That's kind of a trivial limit.

      If you just hand out money to anyone, you have no price stability, and no ability to plan for the future.

      Right, because leaving most of the money in the pockets of a handful of people instead allows everyone to plan for the future much more easily. All one has to do is what the investors want...

      Deciding who to give money to on what terms, based solely on their ability to honor the terms of the understood mutual agreement, is essential to the economy operating.

      This is utterly faithbased drivel. You're invoking the Invisible Hand of the Market.

      How would you feel if you could only buy a house, or a car, or a college education, or whatever you get on credit cards if you could only buy those products after you had all the money to pay for them in full at the time of purchase?

      Welcome to reality based economics. If you can't afford to buy a house, simply don't buy it. Yes, it sucks. Suck it up. You're also conveniently forgetting that there are many alternatives which do not require credit at all. For example, you can split the cost of a house among several people and have part ownership.

      Don't blame finance, blame the people who use it to do evil.

      How about you regulate finance and ensure that the people can't do evil easily in the first place? IMHO, that beats blaming them after the fact any day of the week. It's the height of idiocy to allow the markets to trade complex products that nobody understands, just because you believe some giant invisible hand is going to make it all work out for everybody in the end.

    15. Re:How about... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      I don't think that is a fair statement. There are certainly some financial instruments which have a rather dubious value, but it is hard to prove that a particular instrument has no value to any buyers or sellers. The name of the game is credit because without credit there is greatly diminished economic output and growth (since the people with the means and the people with the ability to use them productively are often not the same people in practice). The goal is to distribute just the right amount of credit to the people who can use it most productively by the most efficient means possible. The tools of finance enable us to do this, but like many tools created by man they can be used or abused depending upon who is using them and for what purpose.

  3. You can't blame it all on the qunats. by tjstork · · Score: 4, Informative

    Quants only produce models that act in the way that traders expect, and traders do not want bad news. I've done a small bit of modelling before and you always reach a point where there's this one number that is completely made up, and you kinda set things up so the trader makes the call. In this sense, all these models that everyone talks about are not so much as analysis tools as they are communications tools - you sorta code the insight of the trader as to how he or she thinks the market will move. It's a very human business, not one of a bunch of computers run amok. Quants that say otherwise are just full of themselves...

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    1. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by umghhh · · Score: 1
      A basic tool for creating a model is this or at least it should be - it would be cheaper that way.

      Me also thinks that a swim test could do some good too - who can walk on the water can also earn handsomely in the world of finance if not then well - life is full or risks I see no reason why is it only the tax payer that has to carry the risk for them.

    2. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by florescent_beige · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...you always reach a point where there's this one number that is completely made up...

      ***Try a sensitivity analysis using Monte Carlo techniques. That sounds hard but it isn't. Take the parameter that you have doubts about and give it a distribution (Gaussian or rectangular or something) with the mean at your best guess and the std deviation chosen to be big enough to cover the range it might reasonably vary over.

      ***Use Gaussian if you have an idea of what the parameter probably is but aren't exactly sure, rectangular if you really have no idea. A rectangular distribution says "I have no idea, the parameter could be anywhere within this particular range."

      ***Then run your analysis a million times with the parameter selected randomly from it's distribution for each run.

      ***That gives you a stochastic dataset of results. You can run simple stats on that data set to find the mean and std dev of the result value. You will then know how sensitive your results are to your poorly understood input parameter. If your 2-sigma output tells you the expected rate of return on a particular investment varies between -50% to +50% then you will know your model is pretty much useless and you will be doing a better job than the vast majority of professional analysts.

      ****Monte Carlo is great for those of us who don't care to learn the arcane minutiae of stat math. If you have a working model it takes an hour or two to extend it so you get stochastic results. Note that it's no harder to give a distribution to all your input parameters not just one. In which case you will be doing the kind of work that people who make 500 grand a year do.

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    3. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mathematician using a Markov model for a very obvious non-Markov process is called a "retard".

      But at least there were some well-paid retards.

    4. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the saying goes... all models are wrong, but some models are useful. A Markov model could be able to represent enough of the behaviour of a non-Markovian process to yield useful results. But you don't know that before you test it. And even after you test the model, you can't be sure it will work the next time or the time after that. But as long as you keep making money, you're set, right?

    5. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by tjstork · · Score: 4, Funny

      ***Use Gaussian if you have an idea of what the parameter probably is but aren't exactly sure, rectangular if you really have no idea. A rectangular distribution says "I have no idea, the parameter could be anywhere within this particular range."

      Guassian : So, make up three numbers, and assume that the middle number is -really- most likely.

      Rectangular : make up two numbers, assuming that any number in between them is good.

      In which case you will be doing the kind of work that people who make 500 grand a year do

      ROTFLOL. Yes, but they dress more nicely.

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    6. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sure, you can do that. Blind Monte Carlo simulation sometimes catches reasonable behaviors and gives some glimpse into possible outcomes. But face it, using this kind of technique --- unless backed by a proven physical model, like molecular dynamics --- ***is*** a primary and definitive admission, no, confession, that you don't have ***any*** understanding of the underlying phenomena and that you've given up trying to do ***any*** science about them.
      No offence.

    7. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Guassian : So, make up three numbers, and assume that the middle number is -really- most likely.

      Which three numbers would those be?

    8. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Financial analysis software already does all the things you mention. People usually do many thousands of runs with a given range for each parameter. It's the given range that is sometimes made up or just a hunch/guess.

    9. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by hoytak · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...you always reach a point where there's this one number that is completely made up...

      This is true, but your proposed methods do not eliminate this. Yes, a sensitivity analysis can help. But the only advantage of prior distributions over parameters is that they encourage one to put all their assumptions on the table, whereas frequentist statistical methods (fixing parameters) tend to hide things. Other than that, you will always be subject to your modeling assumptions.
       

      ***Try a sensitivity analysis using Monte Carlo techniques. That sounds hard but it isn't.

      Yes, it's easy to just "do"; doing it correctly in a way that never gives you false information or gives you accurate confidence bounds can be extremely difficult. Not that it doesn't work a lot of the time, but there are dozens of gotchas that can cause the answer to be complete rubbish and no one would know without a lot of very careful math and analysis. Yes, it can be better than other methods, but only if used properly.
       

      Take the parameter that you have doubts about and give it a distribution (Gaussian or rectangular or something) with the mean at your best guess and the std deviation chosen to be big enough to cover the range it might reasonably vary over.

      Um, yes, and those parameters have a big influence on your results... For example, if you center your prior on the parameter you think it is, it is generally NOT true that the mean you get out will be even close to the value when just plugging in that parameter. Most real data in industry and finance is not subject to the natural processes that seem to turn most things Gaussian.
       

      ***Use Gaussian if you have an idea of what the parameter probably is but aren't exactly sure, rectangular if you really have no idea. A rectangular distribution says "I have no idea, the parameter could be anywhere within this particular range."

      HaHAHAHA. Can I quote that next time I teach? A bounded uniform prior, when done with Monte Carlo, often denotes MUCH stronger assumptions than does a Gaussian or t-distribution. It is basically say, "there is no chance whatsoever the parameter can be out of this range." So, you say, make your rectangle large enough. Well, that only works for undergrad stats courses, not in most of the models I've worked with or dealt with. It also breaks down phenomenally fast in higher dimensions. It may work as a hack, but I would NEVER trust such results unless there is good reason to use a bounded uniform.
       

      ****Monte Carlo is great for those of us who don't care to learn the arcane minutiae of stat math. If you have a working model it takes an hour or two to extend it so you get stochastic results. Note that it's no harder to give a distribution to all your input parameters not just one. In which case you will be doing the kind of work that people who make 500 grand a year do.

      If you don't go through the math and simply treat it as a black box, you WILL MESS monte carlo up and give false results. We need more people in that sector who really know statistics, which means mastering statistical math (and I'm curious why you think it's arcane), not just think they do and plow blindly through minefields of gotchas you never learn in undergrad stats courses. Yes, MC is a great tool; it may be a step up, but I would never trust it without having good theoretical justification that it works. On the models in the financial industry, this is much more difficult than you might think.

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    10. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Which three numbers would those be?

      It ought to be pretty obvious to all of us that the middle number is inevitably 42.

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    11. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's a given. It's the other two I'm interested in.

      Generally we specify a Gaussian using two numbers: 42 and something called the standard deviation.

    12. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      Oh dear! Territoriality!

      Didn't mean to trespass on anyone's specialty but the OP set the context of a enthusiast or amateur who is trying to do financial modeling. Isn't it better to get a quantitative statement that "my model is next to useless" rather than just a gut feel? I think so. Monte Carlo is a realistic way for a non-statistician to do that. Yes ok the analyst could also take partial derivatives analytically or numerically and apply a transformation to the input distribution and combine the variances to get some kind of output but frankly that's beyond most people who aren't specialists.

      Also I didn't say anything about the validity of the underlying model. I was talking about a sensitivity analysis which can give one an idea of how serious a problem a poorly quantified input parameter really is. Economists who are better men that me have stated that trying to model human behaviour is futile. Sorry Foundation Trilogy. But maybe sometimes some models sort of work in limited ranges of application.

      HaHAHAHA.

      Jeez. Good thing I didn't mention Waloddi Weibull.

      Can I quote that next time I teach?

      No you may not Mr. Snarky Pants.

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    13. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by hoytak · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the excessive waking-up-slowly attempt at humorous snarkiness. You do make good points. I'm coming from the case of encountering lot of people who know just enough statistics to be dangerous, but not realize a lot of the issues you have to deal with. You wouldn't believe how many times I get "well, why don't you just do this or that" and there's a thousand reasons why not, but none of them can be explained in 10 minutes. So when I object, they think I'm being too nit-picky.

      Sorry about the "hahaha".... that was a brainfart. Statistically speaking, they happen.

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    14. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      mean, variance, and skew?

      Of course, this means you're assuming that your data approximates a normal curve, or that you have a two-way transform (bijective!) that maps it to such a curve.

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    15. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      Peace.

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    16. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      If it's got non-zero skew then it's not a Gaussian, it's a skew-normal distribution.

    17. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guassian : So, make up three numbers, and assume that the middle number is -really- most likely.

      And here I was thinking that the Guassian distribution is completely defined by two numbers, the mean and the variance.

    18. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by bagsc · · Score: 1

      ***Use Gaussian if you have an idea of what the parameter probably is but aren't exactly sure, rectangular if you really have no idea. A rectangular distribution says "I have no idea, the parameter could be anywhere within this particular range."

      Here you have exactly why the quants got things so wrong. If you have an arbitrary random variable with a finite variance, then a law of large numbers will tell you that it converges to a Guassian under repetition. That's what most educated people know.

      The problem is: the odds of an arbitrary distribution with no bounds having a finite variance is zero. In finance and economics, we know this, and we make up so many excuses to use Gaussians instead of more general LLN collection families. Gaussians are so tractable and easy to use, and so consistently used in theory that its second nature for us to use them. And since Gaussians are MLEs with relatively few restrictions, they tend to minimize measures of entropy. And since this is economics, everything ultimately has a bound... somewhere... unless its derivatives.

      Not even most economists, financiers, or quants want to have to apply Levy-stable distributions all the time to variables, because working in complex spaces with integrals that never seem to converge when you want them to is a giant mathematical pain in the ass. But that's what real risk management is - your models need to be robust to whether that "variance" number your data indicates is real or bullshit or infinite.

      Quants who knew better willfully ignored this, because "risk" (and "volatility" and "variance") makes "return," and they like big paychecks when things are going well. And when things aren't going well, well, who else could understand this stuff? Your average banker with an MBA might fire them, but doesn't have a chance at understanding, so he'll hire the average economist with a PhD who has a small chance, but recommends a mathematician who will say he doesn't understand the interpretation, and will refer you to a quant.

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    19. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by jackchance · · Score: 1

      But you just have to build hundreds of years of market data and human history into the current state. Then you are markov again. ;)

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    20. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's been a few decades.

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    21. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      You are definitely punching above my weight class here but what the heck.

      I do remember learning once that information theory states that the Gaussian distribution contains the minimum amount of information that any distribution can. Can't say why or even precisely what that means but I do recall people using that bit of knowledge to justify the *assumption* that a variable is Gaussian in the absence of better information.

      The thinking being that such an assumption injects the minimum amount of information into the system which seems to be the right thing but nonetheless that alone doesn't save you from making a huge mistake.

      I have some experience with Weibull and therefore I know it's derivation comes from (in Weibull's own seminal paper) a chain-of-links analogy. In this instance if the strengths of the individual links are not independent quantities then your derivation breaks down and you should be assuming something else. (In this case Weibull has chameleon-like properties so if you can estimate the distribution from sample data then you would probably be ok unless the lower tail is important because Weibull is lower-bounded.)

      The problem seems to be finding sample datasets to test your assumptions about parameter distributions. As well things like the banking meltdown are extreme cases in the statistical sense so the properties of your distributions in the tail become critical and they are notoriously painful to estimate...meaning you need lots and lots of good data.

      I think what these analysts are trying to do is a nightmare just given my general experience in an unrelated field with numerical methods and stats. In the real world both are, as you so aptly put, a pain in the ass.

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    22. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name a single quant who had authorization to commit a really substantial amount to a trade or deal during this latest fiasco. I spent 10+ years on Wall Street and never met a single one. That authority, and those decisions, are reserved for traders and structurers and higher management (mostly MBAs and lawyers). Quants are paid help who provide an enabling technology. When it serves the interest of the decision makers to listen to quants, they do. When it doesnâ(TM)t, they donâ(TM)t. No matter what classes a quant takes that wonâ(TM)t change.

    23. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      It is thinking like yours that got us into this mess in the first place.

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    24. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by EdgeyEdgey · · Score: 1

      If it's got non-zero skew then it's not a Gaussian

      True

      If it's got non-zero skew then it's a skew-normal distribution.

      Not necessarily true. There are lots of other distributions that have a non-zero skew which have CDF's that are much easier to calculate.

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    25. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Okay, true, I should have been more specific. If it's something you'd normally call a Gaussian except that it's got a skew, then it's a skew-normal distribution. That is, the skew-normal distribution is the generalization of the Gaussian (or normal) distribution to include a skew parameter.

    26. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If you have an arbitrary random variable with a finite variance, then a law of large numbers will tell you that it converges to a Guassian under repetition.

      No it doesn't. Throw a singe dice a million times: it'll have a flat distribution of values. Now if you have a set of two or more dices, then yes, their combined value does follow Gaussian distribution, because it is a sum of multiple arbitrary variables; however, a single arbitrary variable may or may not be.

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    27. Re:You can't blame it all on the qunats. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Here's a question, does the beta function include all skewed gaussians -- in the mathematical proved sense.

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  4. Most influential quant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that Wilmott is the most influential quant is ludicrous, though he is clearly very adept at self promotion. This story is purely an advertisement for his vastly overpriced CQF course.

    His idea is to 'test models' ? Amazing.

  5. how about reforming pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about bringing their pay down in line with the pay of others (engineers and scientists) that do analysis of a similar level of difficulty? This is just a guess, but it would seem increased pay attracts people who want to make more money, not those that are genuinely interested in solving the problems in a field.

    1. Re:how about reforming pay? by Bearhouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not entirely true, but certainly an interesting point.
      Why not true, well, the noted hedge fund that was founded by a former Nobel-prize winner, then went spectacularly bust even before the current mess, springs to mind. Can't remember the details, but the guy was certainly a (dismal) scientist before he became just another pig at the financial trough.
      All power corrupts, etc.?

    2. Re:how about reforming pay? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      How about bringing their pay down in line with the pay of others (engineers and scientists) that do analysis of a similar level of difficulty?

      ...because a big wad of money is the only thing that can convince anybody with half a that high finance is interesting and any more worthy of research than (say) looking for mystical patterns in lottery numbers?

      Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with some impressive and impenetrable mathematical diversion that makes a pyramid scheme sound like responsible investment.

      Because, lets face it: if you tell your bosses that the way to make money is to identify emerging new products, inventions or resources, invest in them and then wait a few years for the payoff, you'll rapidly be cast aside in favour of the guy that successfully dresses up "make $$$$$$$$ in just 7 days using my magic system!!!!" into corporate-speak. And just like the schmucks who reply to those get-rich-quick newspaper ads, they won't stop and think "hang on - if this guy has a failsafe formula for printing money, why is he telling me about it, instead of coining it in himself?"

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    3. Re:how about reforming pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do you mean Long Term Capital Management?

      Founding members included Nobel prize winners Myron Scholes and Robert C. Merton. Imploded spectacularly in 1998.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LTCM

    4. Re:how about reforming pay? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      How about bringing their pay down in line with the pay of others (engineers and scientists) that do analysis of a similar level of difficulty?

      How about you put your money where your mouth is an only invest in funds with managers paid only on that basis? Personally, I am going to continue to invest where I expect the best returns, regardless of fund manager wages.

    5. Re:how about reforming pay? by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      Dude - they get paid exactly what they are able to demand to be paid. If "other engineers" are just as competent, then they are free in the US (at least for the moment, but for how long would make a good bet) to pursue their own definition of success.

    6. Re:how about reforming pay? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, that's the one. Thank you.

  6. Re:Who appointed him god of quants? by elnyka · · Score: 1

    Nice strawman.

  7. Quants failed big time by moon3 · · Score: 1

    This is just far cry for that happened at big banks and investment firms at the end of the last year. Quants failed, markets crashed beyond believe and below even the worst predictions. Now what Mr. Useless quant, change your theories or bye bye.

  8. Hang on... by grcumb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a long way from New York, so someone correct me if I'm wrong[*], but I've always understood the problem to lie more with the people feeding data into the equations, rather than with the equations themselves.

    Now, I accept that risk calculations consisted of a great deal of voodoo because, as Taleb tells us, they tended to ignore 'Black Swan' events (where the 1 in a million catastrophe wasn't going to happen just yet) and saw patterns where only chaos existed, but as I understand it, the core of the problem was simple greed: money-hungry mortgage and securities dealers deliberately feeding bad data into the system.

    So-called quants may be decidedly imperfect, but if someone's willing to game the system to make a buck, nothing the quant does can stop it.

    If Wilmott doesn't have an answer to that, I fear that his efforts will only obscure the real problem.

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    1. Re:Hang on... by Guil+Rarey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Admittedly without reading TFA, that sounds like his point - that what "quants" should be doing is developing good empirically good heuristic models rather than wanking over what are essentially hypothetical analytical ones based on complete SWAG parameters, where the parameters supplied by salesmen will invevitably be optimistic best case ones (and that's putting it charitably).

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    2. Re:Hang on... by grcumb · · Score: 1

      Admittedly without reading TFA, that sounds like his point - that what "quants" should be doing is developing good empirically good heuristic models rather than wanking over what are essentially hypothetical analytical ones based on complete SWAG parameters, where the parameters supplied by salesmen will invevitably be optimistic best case ones (and that's putting it charitably).

      That's fine, I'm not disputing that. What I'm suggesting, though, is that no amount of empirical testing will save you from someone who just plain lies with their input data - and that part is out of the hands of the people formulating the equations.

      I don't for a second want to suggest that there's not room for improvement on the risk-measurement side. What worries me is that improvements on that side might be touted as a 'solution' to the problem, when the real problem is people willing to lie to make money. Hence my stated fear that Wilmott's efforts might be obscuring the fundamental problem.

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    3. Re:Hang on... by maxume · · Score: 1

      You can take it in a circle; if the model doesn't account for bad information, it doesn't sufficiently manage risk.

      From what I have read, the people who did the best (or maybe least worst) treated the quantitative models as information, rather than facts. When the outputs of the models stopped being reasonable, they stopped trusting them.

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    4. Re:Hang on... by smallfries · · Score: 1

      As a correction, can you really have missed all of media noise around the equation that brought down Wall Street? That's a pretty big example of a broken model that directly led to a lot of the current chaos, rather than people feeding garbage into a good model.

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    5. Re:Hang on... by Guil+Rarey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're not wrong, but I think the author referenced in the original post and you are addressed different parts of the whole problem of financial markets. The willingness of financial services salespeople - mortgage brokers, stock brokers, etc - to basically lie their asses off because there's so much money on the line is one problem.

      "Quant" analysis of financial markets is, really, another, related problem. The same moral hazard of too much money to make cutting corners worth it exists, but the basic problem here is that many "quant" models are bullshit. Quantitive models for derivative securities can be realistically valued -- if and only if the risk of the underlying primary asset has been properly assessed (along with several other critical assumptions about the marketplace for the security -- but that's the JUDGMENTAL assumption fundamentally inherent in the models.)

      Risk assessment is not actually that difficult -- insurance is built on the ability to do risk assessment. The real problem with the current financial problems were that NO ONE KNEW WHAT THE UNDERLYING PRIMARY ASSETS WERE and everyone operated on the belief that Nothing Could Ever Possibly Go Wrong (because no one could prove otherwise, because no one knew what the hell was actually going on).

      This is and was every bit as monumentally stupid an assumption in the financial realm as it is engineering, computer programming, science, or any other real-world discipline.

      I think what Wilmott is proposing is the development of models that are more reactive to real-world inputs, models that are much more Bayesian in nature in their ability to refine and revise their predictive nature based on actual events.

           

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    6. Re:Hang on... by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was somewhere in-between. The model as such worked OK, but only if you assUmeD that each individual loan's probabilities acted in a vacuum. The fundamental flaw in the model is that there are some obvious cases where the loans will act in a coordinated manner that were simply (and pointedly) ignored, such as a bubble bursting.

      THEN, knowingly using the flawed model, they plugged in increasingly dubious numbers and even fed the practically fictional result back in to the flawed model to get more rosy numbers that had no imaginable connection to reality. The one thing they WERE careful with was making sure it was nearly impossible to PROVE legally that they were knowingly acting in a way that would crash the economy in order to grab a pile of cash and get out just before the train wreck.

    7. Re:Hang on... by gordguide · · Score: 2, Interesting

      " ... as I understand it, the core of the problem was simple greed: money-hungry mortgage and securities dealers deliberately feeding bad data into the system. ... So-called quants may be decidedly imperfect, but if someone's willing to game the system to make a buck, nothing the quant does can stop it. ..."

      Good point, but I think you may be attributing too much of what happened in '07 (in the US) /08 (everywhere) to bad intentions, not that they don't exist. All my research about the mortgage crisis essentially boils down to there was a motive to sell to poor borrowers because most of the "good" borrowers already had their mortgages during the earlier part of the 21st century, if not before. You can't sell more homes than people need, at least to the financially prudent. So, there was incentive to sell bad mortgages to bad borrowers, because they could be packaged and re-sold as a form of derivative, eliminating the risk to the original mortgage lender from default.

      Those derivatives were packaged in a way that the true nature of the underlying mortgages was obscured or totally hidden. Of course, like the insurance industry where every player buys some of every other player's risk while selling some of it's own, because each company is more solvent that way, some of these same lenders were buying other's derivatives, which were just as shaky, but somehow they managed to deceive themselves into thinking they were actually made up of sound mortgages.

      There's the massive self-deception based on greed you may be alluding to, but I don't think it follows that everyone in the bank knew that there was any self-deception going on (ie those whose job it was to run the models). Certainly they were on the books as good, sound mortgage-backed paper; certainly the shareholders may have believed the deception; certainly there was a house of cards being built.

      But, I don't think those who collect and feed the data were that much in the loop (to be as deliberate as you suggest); the problem being no-one, and I mean no-one, knew the scope or the actual value of these derivatives. Nobody, not banks, not the Fed, not Economists, could know the true nature of this wildcat, unregulated mortgage-backed security market (and thus this input). I believe that at the peak, the value of these derivatives exceeded one year's GNP of the US; in other words a huge unregulated market indeed.

      The data had to be guessed at using "the best information available at the time" which is a fairly fundamental method of business transactions; you don't wait forever for perfect data because opportunity is lost if you do.

      Ideally such a huge, unregulated market is reined in by regulators who do know that anything in the financial sector that is too big is going to run the risk of taking down markets, banks, investors, and economies. Greenspan has said out loud that he had too much faith in the banking and security industry and let it go too big for too long. Hindsight is 20:20, but a "Wild West" mentality in every aspect of a market is not necessarily best ... the very first corporations about 600 years ago eventually caused so much havoc that for a few hundred years the whole concept was made illegal. That was a result of too few corporations, but the essence of a huge unregulated market is found there, because the few that did exist were the market, and one had a disproportionate (in today's terms) effect on others.

      That's the natural result of unregulated markets: a great creator of wealth was legislated out of existence when better controls would have allowed society to benefit for a long time had they been properly understood at the time. But that's another topic.

      You are fundamentally correct and it's an insightful comment. It's my belief that whatever bad inputs in the model, regardless of the avarice and greed of the players, existed because no-one had good data to put in.

    8. Re:Hang on... by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      What they assumed, is that each security had X% chance of defaulting, and when you bundle them together those percentages can be multiplied together. Giving an infinitesimal percentage that the whole bundle will go bad at once.

      They basically assumed that all the fundamentals of the economy (eg GDP growth, unemployment rates) would remain at current levels. That current rates of default would always apply.

      Well guess what, all those mountains of debt we've been encouraging people to bury themselves under has finally dragged down the economy. Without all that debt fueled spending, GDP is dropping, unemployment is rising, and so are defaults across the board.

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  9. Certificate in Quantative Finance by heffrey · · Score: 1

    Who needs people with certificates in oxymorons?

  10. The elephant in the room by owlnation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, this is just tinkering. It's a way of passing the buck. It's a way of devolving blame. It MUST be the equations, or the software, or some geek or some technological prblem that caused the economics failures.

    It wasn't. It isn't.

    The reason why we have economic problems is the same old one from the beginning of time -- good old fashioned human greed.

    Equations, and new software isn't going to change that. What you need to do is ensure that the people operating systems and processes are ethical and honest. It's really that simple, and also, unfortunately, that difficult.

    1. Re:The elephant in the room by jcr · · Score: 1

      The reason why we have economic problems is the same old one from the beginning of time -- good old fashioned human greed.

      There's more to it than that. People will always be trying to increase their wealth. In a free market with the rule of law, they can only do so by producing what other people want to buy. It's when they resort to plunder through fraud (such as by issuing bad checks or fiat currencies), that you get the boom-and-bust cycle.

      As for the quants, their opportunities to risk vast amounts of other people's money on their guesses is one of the symptoms of government interference in the equity markets. In a massively over-regulated environment like we have now, there are great advantages to consolidating financial services into bigger and bigger organizations.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:The elephant in the room by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason why we have economic problems is the same old one from the beginning of time -- good old fashioned human greed.

      Agreed. But 50% of that problem is that people have absolutely no idea what money is. It makes taking it away from them dead simple.

       

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    3. Re:The elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jcr, with all due respect, you're an idiot and you trot out the same "capitalist philosopher" bullshit all the time.

      My aim as a quant is to make myself rich. I don't care about amassing billions over decades, only millions in the next few years. That means I make highly profitable short term decisions. The people I work for all do the same. We don't give a fuck what happens to you after 5-10 years, because we are rich enough not to care, and no collapse will affect us.

      The reason for the boom&bust cycle is because we work in cycles of (i) plunder you for short term gain; (ii) let you suffer the consequence and pick yourself up; (iii) repeat when you have enough for us to take from you again.

      In other news, God is to blame for the forest fires some species enjoy every few years to survive, so please, waste your time shaking your fist at God :-).

    4. Re:The elephant in the room by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly! The situation in the economy, AIG, failing companies, the layoffs, outsourcing etc. is caused mostly if not entirely by corporate psychopaths which have a natural tendency to angle themselves into leadership position (they are very charismatic and manipulative) from which they can achieve the greatest benefit FOR THEMSELVES at the expense of others. Their total lack of "conscience" makes it so that any damage from their actions for them is unimportant. Even if it affects hundreds of millions of people. Even if the profit is tiny.

      Check out Snakes in suits

      In case you have not been suspecting something already, that is.

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    5. Re:The elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! And because the government can force lending institutions to loan money to people who can't afford to pay back their loans, which injects cash into a housing market in a way that's completely unsustainable.

    6. Re:The elephant in the room by khallow · · Score: 1

      The reason why we have economic problems is the same old one from the beginning of time -- good old fashioned human greed.

      Fine so far.

      Equations, and new software isn't going to change that. What you need to do is ensure that the people operating systems and processes are ethical and honest. It's really that simple, and also, unfortunately, that difficult.

      So what are we supposed to do in the meantime? My view is that this is just more snake oil. The whole point of markets is to reduce the problems from dishonesty and lack of morals. M view is that the problem is already solved. The phrase is "trust but verify". Auditing, accounting, etc serve the role of making sure people who handle our investments do what we want with them.

    7. Re:The elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you please elaborate? I am part of the 50% that doesn't know what money is, and I'm part of x% that wants to take it away from people.

      Your explanation would be helpful.

    8. Re:The elephant in the room by jcr · · Score: 1

      with all due respect, you're an idiot

      Right back at you, AC. If you were actually a quant, you'd know that the business cycle is driven by the Fed, not by all the people making their various bets in the markets.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:The elephant in the room by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      50% of the problem is that 99% of people don't know what money is. Sorry. Should have been clearer.

       

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  11. The problem with economics is by RichMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with economics is that is probably more a sociological study than a idealized science.

    Economics talks of supply and demand and perfect markets.
    Yet we all know the advertising and social herd behavior affect purchases much more than any real needs or demands.

    1. Re:The problem with economics is by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with economics is that is probably more a sociological study than a idealized science.

      Yes and no. There are economists who actually study why people make the choices they do (Smith, Von Mises, Von Hayek, etc.), and there are professional obfuscators (Keynes, Krugman, and nearly any "economist" ever employed by our federal government) whose purpose is to invent absurd rationalizations for power-grabbing and counterfeiting.

      Yet we all know the advertising and social herd behavior affect purchases much more than any real needs or demands.

      They have an effect, but people still manage to feed, clothe and house themselves far better in a market like ours where there's a plethora of consumer advertising, than in a planned economy where nearly all advertising is government propaganda.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:The problem with economics is by TinBromide · · Score: 2, Funny

      but people still manage to feed, clothe and house themselves far better in a market like ours where there's a plethora of consumer advertising, than in a planned economy where nearly all advertising is government propaganda.

      So the lack of quality advertising caused the product scarcity in the soviet block and the downfall of communism? Please sir, tell me more.

      Or by far better do you mean that the women run around in skimpy mini skirts and pushup bras? (Cause that's totally better than frumpy clothes on the eyes). :)

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    3. Re:The problem with economics is by jcr · · Score: 1

      So the lack of quality advertising caused the product scarcity in the soviet block and the downfall of communism?

      No, communism was destroyed by the intrinsic inefficiency of central planning, combined with hostiiity towards individual initiative.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:The problem with economics is by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      people still manage to feed, clothe and house themselves far better in a market like ours where there's a plethora of consumer advertising, than in a planned economy where nearly all advertising is government propaganda

      substitute "unbiased news" for " goverment advertising" and we appear to be on a path to test your theory

    5. Re:The problem with economics is by servognome · · Score: 1

      The problem with economics is that is probably more a sociological study than a idealized science.

      It really is no different than dealing with other extremely complex systems such as global weather patterns, biological systems, or quantum mechanics. Just as in other sciences predictions are made, but then new data comes in that overturns conventional thinking. The biggest difference is that the successes and failures of economic models are internalized more because of its direct effect on individuals. The discovery of dark energy didn't make planes fall out of the sky, nor make computers stop working; however, such a drastic change in thinking for economics would cause financial panic. It is this compounding effect at the individual level that makes economics more volitile than other sciences. Look at the recent economic collapse in the US - people aren't less skilled or productive, factories didn't just vanish. What changed is that "financial experimentation" didn't have the expected results.

      Economics talks of supply and demand and perfect markets.

      Economics goes beyond that and talks of supply and demand in all kinds of market environments - perfect competition, monopolies, oligopolies, etc. In fact, supply and demand is just one model used to understand how resources are developed and consumed.

      Yet we all know the advertising and social herd behavior affect purchases much more than any real needs or demands.

      It is important we recognize that humans are driven by more than the easily quantifiable - look at the old Nomad vs iPod debate. Many aspects of modern culture have evolved from judgements that go beyond pure utility. The arts are important parts of human civilization but not a fundamental need, nor easily assessed for their utility. Because of their relationship with individuals, economic systems too have had to rely on the esoteric concept of value beyond utility. Gold for example generally isn't mechanically useful other than its corrosion resistance. Yet it is considered valuable because 1) It is rare, 2) It is "pretty," 3) Because it is "pretty" it is easily traded. The herd mentality of accepting gold as an exchange medium for trade helped develop complex economies. Today we have moved beyond the need for a pretty piece of metal and become more abstract in our use and acceptance of what is valuable - fiat currency and even electronic transactions.

      While we often see marketing as a negative side-effect for unlimited wants, we also shouldn't ignore the positive from the desire for more. Unlimited wants have driven human creativity, entreprenuership, exploration, and social development. Organized civilization developed when technology had reached a point where needs were met (neolithic revolution), and excess labor could be applied to wants with specialization and trade. Civilizations that become satisfied with their state of being typically stagnate in their cultural and technological development.

      The space program, research investments, funding of arts, the Olympics, etc. are all marketing ploys to show national dominance. They also help move humanity forward in understanding the world around and ourselves.

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    6. Re:The problem with economics is by plopez · · Score: 1

      A corporate economy is a planned economy as well. Every try to buy anything not made in China? It's hard not to give your money to Communists. Oh the irony.

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    7. Re:The problem with economics is by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      I'm always amazed when non-economists make glaringly obvious comments as if they criticize the field of economic study altogether. It's as if PhDs around the globe never realized that we common folk have always known.

      Or perhaps you don't know enough about economics to realize that these things you point out as criticisms are already handled in economics. Psychology is a huge driver in markets and, not surprisingly, it is central to the study of economics.

    8. Re:The problem with economics is by weston · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. There are economists who actually study why people make the choices they do (Smith, Von Mises, Von Hayek, etc.),

      Have you actually *read* their stuff? The Austrian school is quite possibly the least empirical school of economics in existence, and to some extent, they're actually up front about it. Which is to say: they don't in ANY sense actually "study" why people make the choices they do, they simply make up stories about it, and decide they don't need to be tested as long as they're more or less "logical."

      In fact, your next comment is actually a pretty good example of this kind of storytelling in action:

      and there are professional obfuscators (Keynes, Krugman, and nearly any "economist" ever employed by our federal government) whose purpose is to invent absurd rationalizations for power-grabbing and counterfeiting.

      Perhaps you're in possession of some kind of evidence regarding Keynes and Krugman's motivations, but what seems far more likely is that you simply don't actually have the intellectual firepower to argue the actual economics, so citing the people you happen to agree with for reasons you're never able to make clear with a bit of ad hominem storytelling works as a substitute.

    9. Re:The problem with economics is by jcr · · Score: 1

      what seems far more likely is that you simply don't actually have the intellectual firepower to argue the actual economics,

      That's what's known as a courtier's reply.

      Keynes is to economics as Lysenko is to biology.

      -jcr

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    10. Re:The problem with economics is by mahadiga · · Score: 1
      I concur.
      • Stock markets != Economy
      • Mutual Funds = Casino Players
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  12. The One True Law of Finance by dplentini · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice idea, but Wilmot seems to have forgotten the most basic law of finance---nothing matters so long as you're making lots of money. Does he really think that the Quants on Wall Street and in London care about robust models and statistical significance? No! We're talking about used car salespersons in $5,000.00 suits. The financial industry is completely amoral. The only law is the law of the jungle. You can't confuse greed with a lack of quality control.

    1. Re:The One True Law of Finance by allmanbro2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would say he has kept this in mind: he is making (boatloads of) money teaching people how to magically mathify finance. This is infinitely less risky than investing.

      Analogously: if you want to make money at a casino, get a job as a dealer.

    2. Re:The One True Law of Finance by dplentini · · Score: 1

      Touche! :-)

    3. Re:The One True Law of Finance by oldhack · · Score: 1

      There is this software mentioned in Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently book - name escapes me, "Reason?" - that, given the desired course of action, it spits out persuasive rational for the course, step-by-step. You tell it what you really want to do, and it tells you why it's perfectly logical and sensible to do so.

      It's like the whole finance industry OD'ed on such software, and they called it "quants".

      Btw, Tim, this doesn't belong under the heading "science".

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    4. Re:The One True Law of Finance by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You don't understand what a quant *is*. A quant is an employee. He doesn't make the decisions about policy. He tries to guess what's going to happen. His guesses are based on quantitative models, hence the term quant.

      The quant probably cares deeply about robust models and statistical significance. This doesn't mean that his manager does, or even understands what the terms mean. The quant is, after all, basically a statistician. (He's not the salesman. That character has some different title.)

      The quant probably isn't any more greedy than you are. Of COURSE he prefers a higher paying job. He's not a fool. But that's not his drive. OTOH, he's not in charge, either. And he's almost certainly not trying to sell anyone anything...well, no more than a programmer is. And he's probably no better at it than a programmer, either.

      If you want to say "...The financial industry is completely amoral. ..." are you including the janitors? The secretaries? If not, then why are you including the quants? (If so, then you're just being ridiculous.)

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    5. Re:The One True Law of Finance by dplentini · · Score: 1

      Ja! Zey vere chust following orders! Get real! There is a world of difference between the PhD "geniuses" working for Merrill, Lehman, and all the other financial houses, and the janitors and secretaries. Lumping them all in the same boat is just cheap sophistry. They certainly didn't get the same compensation. The Quants and their managers knew quite well what they were doing and the difference between reality and Wall Street's propaganda. The Quants were all happy to keep their mouths shut so long as the big bucks rolled in. As you said, they just wanted the big paycheck---no questions asked.

    6. Re:The One True Law of Finance by HiThere · · Score: 1

      And programmers also very frequently know the results of what they're doing. If you want to blame the quants, go ahead. But be prepared to be bitten by the same tooth.

      You KNOW that you didn't run enough tests, or that the program failed some of them. And you shipped it anyway. (And if you didn't know, you should have known.)

      I've been spared that, because my company usually WAS my end user. Sometimes I released beta, but it was marked that way, and not used for anything crucial. Then it was fixed as requests came in. But there's no way the programmers in commercial houses can't KNOW that they haven't tested things enough. But if they do, they'll be outsold by the competition, because the customers can't tell the difference...until after, sometimes long after, they've bought it.

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    7. Re:The One True Law of Finance by dplentini · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between "there but for grace of God go I", and calling out reckless behavior. Either the Quants are truly incompetent, or they looked the other way as they and their bosses made piles of money. I'm sure one day we'll have enough facts to get a clear idea of the answer. But having been married to a former investment banker, I doubt severely this was a case of good people felled by bad luck.

  13. TESTING models? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean being scientific about it? And strictly controlling the inputs so that it isn't just garbage in/garbage out? Crazy talk.

    Based on recent experience, Wall Street *WANTS* a big black box that they can crank numbers through and give the answer they desire. They don't want reality or common sense. I mean, how else to explain what they did?

    Good luck with it, but excuse me for being so cynical to think that Wall Street won't be interested in something if it interferes with profits and greed. That includes anything based on actual reality.

    1. Re:TESTING models? by jcr · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You mean being scientific about it? And strictly controlling the inputs so that it isn't just garbage in/garbage out? Crazy talk.

      As it happens, I know a man who runs a fund that treats its models as disposable components that are expected to fail eventually. They're using genetic algorithms to create their models, and they let the models with the best record over the last six months make the buy/sell/hold decisions.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:TESTING models? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean being scientific about it? And strictly controlling the inputs so that it isn't just garbage in/garbage out? Crazy talk.

      As it happens, I know a man who runs a fund that treats its models as disposable components that are expected to fail eventually. They're using genetic algorithms to create their models, and they let the models with the best record over the last six months make the buy/sell/hold decisions.

      -jcr

      I know a guy who talks to dead people. They sound equally credible. The guy you know is a scam artist, perhaps one who has convinced even himself of his bullshit, but a scam artist none the less.

    3. Re:TESTING models? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Has he solved the problem of evolutionary models tending to get stuck in cul-de-sacs then? Somehow I doubt it.

      I believe that he could get fairly good results with that approach, but I think that their quality is limited. (How did his fund do over the last year?)

      OTOH, given that most financial analysts don't know what they're doing, and an ape (gorilla?) in Chicago beat the average analyst one year, that's not saying much. I'd say that his fund has the advantage of a cheap financial analyst who's no worse than average. And that it's trying to beat a system with a very large random component. And unquantifiable externalities.

      IOW, I don't think his system is likely to be very accurate. But neither is anybody else's. And his tea leaves are probably cheaper to read.

      I don't think anyone has a good measure on how to include the externalities in a model. The only way to forecast their occurrence is to cause them. And that generally means either insider trading or causing a disaster.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    4. Re:TESTING models? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Has he solved the problem of evolutionary models tending to get stuck in cul-de-sacs then? Somehow I doubt it.

      You didn't read what I wrote. He doesn't have to solve that problem; when a model starts to give poor results, it doesn't get to make the trading decisions.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    5. Re:TESTING models? by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert on evolutionary models but wouldn't that leave him with no models eventually if even the best one performs poorly. I think the gp was talking about a general problem in evolutionary models getting stuck in a locally best model when there are better models available but are very different to the one you have but are unaccesable to the system. Thats the kind of thing you get stuck in with metropolis algorithms in Monte Carlo methods, getting your system stuck in a local minimum and I can see how a simillar thing could happen in evolutionary models. So I think you kinda missed his point

      But that being said there are undoubtably things you can do to aliviate this and your friend probably already does and using evolutionary models sounds like a good idea.

    6. Re:TESTING models? by pbaer · · Score: 1

      Which fund is this?

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  14. Why should they? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's your money they are paying themselves with, not their own. Until YOU sit up and take notice, then actually DO something you're going to continue to get robbed. But hey, I'm making money off you as well, so don't worry about it "nothing to see here, move along".
     

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  15. Theocracy of Quants by Baldrson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Wilmott suffers from the same thing that plagues all social scientists: They can't run controlled experiments to extract causation, yet they influence public policy as though they could.

    In another time, this would have been called what it is: theocracy, rule by theory.

    Oh sure, they can try to be inductive, but there is always that old "correlation doesn't imply causation" gotcha isn't there?

    The real solution to this problem with the social sciences was almost addressed by the Protestant culture that founded the US -- the Laboratory of the States -- but the incorporation of the slave states in the 1700s, with the resulting Amendment from Hell, the 14th, in the 1800s killed off that option entirely when "social science" sunk its fangs into the body politc in the 1900s.

    "The Union" means everyone is a slave to the theocrats posing as theoreticians.

    So now we're running uncontrolled experiments on nonconsenting human subjects in the guise of "public policy" of "liberal democracy" -- tyranny of the majority limited only by a vague laundry list of selectively enforced human rights.

    1. Re:Theocracy of Quants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er...theocracy is described as rule by religion, not rule by theory.

    2. Re:Theocracy of Quants by mqsoh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Theocracy and theory don't have the same root.

      Theocracy, from theokratia
      Theory, from theoria

      I also tried to see if they had the same root in Greek, but theos and thea aren't related as far as I can tell. Please defend that correlation.

      I'm not sure how that got you here:

      So now we're running uncontrolled experiments on nonconsenting human subjects in the guise of "public policy" of "liberal democracy" -- tyranny of the majority limited only by a vague laundry list of selectively enforced human rights.

      ...but our constitution tries to limit the tyranny of the majority as much as possible. This is what's happening with gay marriage; we're trying to limit the tyranny of the majority -- legally, through our constitution. We're adding entries to the vague laundry list.

    3. Re:Theocracy of Quants by Baldrson · · Score: 1
      Theory:

      A second possible etymology traces the word back to theion "divine things" instead of thea, reflecting the concept of contemplating the divine organisation (Cosmos) of the nature.

      In your case, your state religion holds faith in the belief that there are no substantial negative social externalities to defining "marriage" in a way that is relatively untested in human history.

      That's fine, as long as you allow people who do not share your religious beliefs to have their own human ecologies protected from the potential degradation of their environment they fear.

      Likewise, you should be happy to exclude such sinful "homophobes" from your human ecology due to their hurtful environmental degradation.

      Neither of you should impose your treatments on the other through any sort of legal sophistry. Consent is the prerequisite for civility.

    4. Re:Theocracy of Quants by mqsoh · · Score: 1

      Theory:

      A second possible etymology traces the word back to theion "divine things" instead of thea, reflecting the concept of contemplating the divine organisation (Cosmos) of the nature.

      I might be wrong about the etymology, but:

      'Rule by god' and 'rule by theory' (contemplation) are very different. I'm not even sure what it would look like to live ruled by 'an analytic structure designed to explain a set of observations'. It would be a ridiculous way of describing pharaonic Egypt, the Roman Empire or any of the Christian monarchies.

      I also don't think that we're ruled by the Quants. A lot of people on this thread have been arguing (more cogently that I'm able) that the Quants are gaming their math to fit the desires of their employers. Even if you call that 'theory', we're not ruled by it but rather ruled by the same ruler.

      In your case, your state religion holds faith in the belief that there are no substantial negative social externalities to defining "marriage" in a way that is relatively untested in human history.

      What is a 'social externality'?

      My state doesn't have a religion, but many of its members do. Thanks to my constitution, their religious power is limited more and more to the walls of their homes, churches, temples and mosques.

      Likewise, you should be happy to exclude such sinful "homophobes" from your human ecology due to their hurtful environmental degradation.

      Homophobes aren't sinful. They're jerks at best and violent criminals at worst. They're welcome in my state along with everyone else so long as they don't injure or limit the rights of my fellow citizens.

      Neither of you should impose your treatments on the other through any sort of legal sophistry. Consent is the prerequisite for civility.

      Okay, I won't.

    5. Re:Theocracy of Quants by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      with the resulting Amendment from Hell, the 14th, in the 1800s killed off that option entirely when "social science" sunk its fangs into the body politc in the 1900s.

      And what does the 14th Amendment prohibit?

      No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

      It also prohibits states from repaying Confederate war bonds.

    6. Re:Theocracy of Quants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can I put this... when someone has a strong reaction against the 14th Amendment, and takes his name from a Norse (Aryan?) God... it makes me a tad suspicious of his motives.

      To be blunt, I expect he's regurgitating a lot of theory he absorbed at sites like Stormfront, VDare, and the like...

    7. Re:Theocracy of Quants by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      This has very little to do with social science vs "real" science. Most studies cannot use controlled laboratory experiments to extract meaningful information. The problem is almost always the same: once you bring the everyday scenario that you care about into the lab, it's no longer the everyday scenario you care about. To suggest that the "real" sciences don't have this problem too shows a significant lack of understanding of the "real" sciences.

    8. Re:Theocracy of Quants by Baldrson · · Score: 1
      Most studies cannot use controlled laboratory experiments to extract meaningful information.

      Most social science studies....

      That's precisely why you need secession for the social sciences to tease apart cause and effect.

    9. Re:Theocracy of Quants by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      You seem to have missed my point. My point is that this issue is not at all limited to social sciences.

    10. Re:Theocracy of Quants by jensend · · Score: 1

      The idea that you can eliminate tyranny by providing a laundry list of rights is ridiculous in any case. The real way the Constitution was to protect against the tyranny of the majority was giving the federal government limited and separated powers while guaranteeing autonomy to the states. The Bill of Rights was tacked on because people were (rightfully) worried that the government would exceed these limits without going through the rigorous amendment process, which requires a real nationwide consensus rather than a simple majority (or the whims of Congress or an activist judiciary or the executive, all of which will if unchecked usurp power to further their own agenda). So they enshrined a few basic rights as a safety barrier (which have since been vastly misinterpreted). This has little to do with slogans about the tyranny of the majority which are bandied about today.

      The ideal of liberty which the left touts no longer makes sense- liberty to do what? One person argues it's their "right" to have their sexual relationship with their same-sex partner or their sister or their sheep declared a marriage ("love is all that matters right?") and given the government's sanction, blessing, and benefits. There is no way to grant this person this "right" without making a society into a place which is hostile to any and all standards of morality which denounce these things. That person's "right" conflicts with everyone else's liberty to raise their children in an environment they would term "moral." How do you decide between these liberties?

      The left would force the entire world against their will to choose the first because that's "progressive." Progress towards what? These and other similar steps are only progress towards a worldwide leveled-down society of irresponsibility and debauchery which will be perfectly miserable in its perfect lack of culture and morals. This is the real tyranny of the majority- where no one can choose to live in a different kind of society because society is a worldwide homogenized Hades.

      The alternative is to allow for local autonomy and let small groups of people decide what kind of society they want to become and which liberties are important to them. This is what the Constitution provided for, in the "laboratory of the states" the GP referred to. Different societal ideals and standards could be tried in different states and communities. People could choose the kind of society they want to live in. If it's done right, then communities are responsible for their own survival, which provides a selection pressure which eliminates the worst societal ideas and hopefully helps the world make progress. [I think that if you took a group of messed-up criminals and put them in a situation where they had to form their own society and their own laws and become self-sufficient to be able to survive, most of them would turn out ok and in the long run the crime rate in their society would not be too different from that in the society from which the first criminals were exiled.]

      To some extent the experiment happened naturally in previous ages of the world. Societies would rise to power when their energy, ideas, and ideals were fresh and would crumble under their own weight of degeneracy, decadence, hyperlitigiousness, and corruption as they decayed, making room for other societies and ideals to step in. The American experiment promised that this process could be streamlined by making the upheavals less bloody and violent and more democratic i.e. maximizing people's ability to choose what kind of society to live in. But the decline of local autonomy in favor of national and international government is ending that experiment. When this global society unravels under the pressure of its decadence, who will be left to pick up the pieces? Who will provide an alternative? Even if there is one, the upheaval will be enormously painful and cataclysmic.

    11. Re:Theocracy of Quants by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      Yeah that Haber Bosch process just won't work without those beams directly from the full moon.

    12. Re:Theocracy of Quants by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      With the 13th Amendment people were free to vote with their feet and migrate to States that agreed with them. The 14th's entire purpose was to invert the sovereignty of the US so that the Federal government, via the Judicial interpretation of the vague wording of the 14th Amendment, could socially engineer States rather than allowing them to operate as a free scientific laboratory.

    13. Re:Theocracy of Quants by mqsoh · · Score: 1

      The idea that you can eliminate tyranny by providing a laundry list of rights is ridiculous in any case. The real way the Constitution was to protect against the tyranny of the majority was giving the federal government limited and separated powers while guaranteeing autonomy to the states. The Bill of Rights was tacked on because people were (rightfully) worried that the government would exceed these limits without going through the rigorous amendment process, which requires a real nationwide consensus rather than a simple majority (or the whims of Congress or an activist judiciary or the executive, all of which will if unchecked usurp power to further their own agenda). So they enshrined a few basic rights as a safety barrier (which have since been vastly misinterpreted). This has little to do with slogans about the tyranny of the majority which are bandied about today.

      I think that Baldrson was using 'vague laundry list' as a euphemism for that process. He was emphasizing how arbitrarily the system works and I used it to suggest that the list is getting longer and less arbitrary.

      The ideal of liberty which the left touts no longer makes sense- liberty to do what? One person argues it's their "right" to have their sexual relationship with their same-sex partner or their sister or their sheep declared a marriage ("love is all that matters right?") and given the government's sanction, blessing, and benefits. There is no way to grant this person this "right" without making a society into a place which is hostile to any and all standards of morality which denounce these things. That person's "right" conflicts with everyone else's liberty to raise their children in an environment they would term "moral." How do you decide between these liberties?

      What about the right of people to raise their children in a "'moral'" environment where there are equal civil rights for everyone? Your argument is cyclical. I don't decide between these liberties -- we do. I was simply saying that we are in the process of deciding that an American, all Americans, can decide whom they want to marry.

      The left would force the entire world against their will to choose the first because that's "progressive." Progress towards what? These and other similar steps are only progress towards a worldwide leveled-down society of irresponsibility and debauchery which will be perfectly miserable in its perfect lack of culture and morals. This is the real tyranny of the majority- where no one can choose to live in a different kind of society because society is a worldwide homogenized Hades.

      I can't speak for 'the left' and I haven't. A homogenized world is as disgusting to me as it is to you. For me, a meritocracy in all things is an ideal. I say this as someone with more merit than money.

      The alternative is to allow for local autonomy and let small groups of people decide what kind of society they want to become and which liberties are important to them. This is what the Constitution provided for, in the "laboratory of the states" the GP referred to. Different societal ideals and standards could be tried in different states and communities. People could choose the kind of society they want to live in. If it's done right, then communities are responsible for their own survival, which provides a selection pressure which eliminates the worst societal ideas and hopefully helps the world make progress. [I think that if you took a group of messed-up criminals and put them in a situation where they had to form their own society and their own laws and become self-sufficient to be able to survive, most of them would turn out ok and in the long run the crime rate in their society would not be too different from that in the society from which the first criminals were exiled.]

      You're describing a process; I don't disagree with your formulation of it. However, I don't think there's anything any of us can do to ch

    14. Re:Theocracy of Quants by jensend · · Score: 1

      It's simply a description of what is happening. If I were to use your language, I would say: The group of people that live in the United States is deciding that the civil institution of marriage should be open to all citizens. They are deciding that this liberty is more important than the 'moral' benefit some people derive from limiting this liberty of others.

      First, the institution of marriage has always been open to all citizens. Homosexuals have always been just as free to get married as anybody else. But two men can no more marry each other in any meaningful sense than they can "marry" their dog or sheep. There's also no more reason for society to spend efforts legitimizing and subsidizing homosexual relations than bestial relations. The fact that anybody thinks this is about trampled "rights" is a sad commentary on how messed-up society has become in the past 15 years.

      Second, it's not at all the case that the American people have decided that encouraging perversion and calling it "marriage" is preferable to living in a society where moral standards opposing perversion are upheld. The people have never voted this way anywhere. Instead you have activist judges rewriting the laws- overriding the ability of people and communities and states to set moral standards in Lawrence v. Texas and Goodridge v. Dept. of Public Health. You have the mayor of San Francisco openly defying the law. Every time the homosexual cause advances an inch it is with fresh injustice and abuse of power by corrupt officials.

    15. Re:Theocracy of Quants by mqsoh · · Score: 1

      First, the institution of marriage has always been open to all citizens. Homosexuals have always been just as free to get married as anybody else. But two men can no more marry each other in any meaningful sense than they can "marry" their dog or sheep. There's also no more reason for society to spend efforts legitimizing and subsidizing homosexual relations than bestial relations. The fact that anybody thinks this is about trampled "rights" is a sad commentary on how messed-up society has become in the past 15 years.

      This is patently absurd. How do you mean marriage has been open to all citizens? What, precisely, did Massachusetts, Conneticut and Iowa do when they legalized same-sex marriage?

      Second, it's not at all the case that the American people have decided that encouraging perversion and calling it "marriage" is preferable to living in a society where moral standards opposing perversion are upheld. The people have never voted this way anywhere. Instead you have activist judges rewriting the laws- overriding the ability of people and communities and states to set moral standards in Lawrence v. Texas and Goodridge v. Dept. of Public Health. You have the mayor of San Francisco openly defying the law. Every time the homosexual cause advances an inch it is with fresh injustice and abuse of power by corrupt officials.

      In my state, supreme court judges are elected. I don't know how it is in your state, but my advice to you is to try and cope with living in a republic.

    16. Re:Theocracy of Quants by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      The only vagueness I see is in your claim that the 14th Amendment destroys federalism.

    17. Re:Theocracy of Quants by jensend · · Score: 1

      In a republic, the rule of law prevails rather than the rule of despots. These courts and Newsom stepped miles outside of the bounds of their offices as set by federal and state constitutions to override the will of the people. The courts and the executive are not there to invent their own laws.

      This is patently absurd. How do you mean marriage has been open to all citizens? What, precisely, did Massachusetts, Conneticut and Iowa do when they legalized same-sex marriage?

      There never has been anything stopping someone who has homosexual desires or has acted on such desires from getting married- though they're unlikely to want to do so. If there were a class of people who couldn't marry then it would be a matter of civil rights. But it makes no more sense for people to complain that they can't "marry" another person of the same gender than it does for them to complain that they can't "marry" their dog or their inflatable doll. What Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa did was radically redefine a word that has a perfectly clear meaning. Why? To grant legitimacy, official recognition, and government subsidy and benefits to a relationship which under any accurate name is easily recognized as entirely different from and inimical to the kind of marriage which is the fundamental building block of society.

      Again, if some group of people democratically decides that they want to spend their tax dollars subsidizing perversion, teaching it in their schools, and propagandizing each other about how wonderful sodomy really is, then to the extent that people are free to leave that society and other societies are insulated from that society's poor decision, all one can say is "may the best set of ideals win in the long run." But to have a few corrupt officials force it down the nation's throat by declaring that gender has nothing to do with marriage and to have anybody who holds other standards labeled as a dangerous "antiprogressive" is abominable. Nor will those pushing the homosexual agenda be content to browbeat and threaten those who don't agree with their views in their own country (as well as resort to actual violence when they don't get their way- see the violence against blacks and Mormons after prop 8 passed in California) - they want to push their agenda down the throats of every nation in the world.

      There's a reason why the decline and implosion of societies from ancient times to the present day has been strongly correlated with the rise of homosexuality and other perversions.

    18. Re:Theocracy of Quants by mqsoh · · Score: 1

      In a republic, the rule of law prevails rather than the rule of despots. These courts and Newsom stepped miles outside of the bounds of their offices as set by federal and state constitutions to override the will of the people. The courts and the executive are not there to invent their own laws.

      You'll be alarmed to find out that there's a news corporation. Chilling.
      News Corporation

      There never has been anything stopping someone who has homosexual desires or has acted on such desires from getting married- though they're unlikely to want to do so. If there were a class of people who couldn't marry then it would be a matter of civil rights. But it makes no more sense for people to complain that they can't "marry" another person of the same gender than it does for them to complain that they can't "marry" their dog or their inflatable doll. What Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa did was radically redefine a word that has a perfectly clear meaning. Why? To grant legitimacy, official recognition, and government subsidy and benefits to a relationship which under any accurate name is easily recognized as entirely different from and inimical to the kind of marriage which is the fundamental building block of society.

      By marriage, I mean a marriage license issued by the state in which two people live. (There are civil benefits derived from that license.) Obviously, two people are free to be emotionally attached to each other however they like regardless of law. Again:

      There never has been anything stopping someone who has homosexual desires or has acted on such desires from getting married- though they're unlikely to want to do so.

      What do you mean?

      Again, if some group of people democratically decides that they want to spend their tax dollars subsidizing perversion, teaching it in their schools, and propagandizing each other about how wonderful sodomy really is, then to the extent that people are free to leave that society and other societies are insulated from that society's poor decision, all one can say is "may the best set of ideals win in the long run." But to have a few corrupt officials force it down the nation's throat by declaring that gender has nothing to do with marriage and to have anybody who holds other standards labeled as a dangerous "antiprogressive" is abominable. Nor will those pushing the homosexual agenda be content to browbeat and threaten those who don't agree with their views in their own country (as well as resort to actual violence when they don't get their way- see the violence against blacks and Mormons after prop 8 passed in California) - they want to push their agenda down the throats of every nation in the world.

      Our society is a republic and in republics people elect representatives to represent them. You need to do anything in your power to stop corrupt people from representing you. You can vote; you can also protest. I've seen people doing this.

      It's a non-binding UN resolution. Your country refused to sign it. That sounds like a win for you.

      There's a reason why the decline and implosion of societies from ancient times to the present day has been strongly correlated with the rise of homosexuality and other perversions.

      Please give me an example of at least one acient society and one present-day society.

      You never answered how we're (1) losing 'local autonomy' (please also explain what you mean by that term) and (2) losing it to an international government.

  16. Good to see "two sides" to the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good article showing there is a good side to quantitative finance (in addition to the now obvious bad side). My take on this topic is here: http://www.win-vector.com/blog/2009/03/it-is-not-all-the-quants-fault/

  17. It is misapplication of statistics, not just slopp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The intrinsic softness of social science is that their hypotheses tend to be used for explaining why, not for experimental testing.

    The problem with the quants is different. They use statistics to come up with codifiable procedures to generate "magic numbers" that are used to simplify valuation of financial instruments. Statistically derived magic numbers should always come with some kind of "goodness" measure, such as a confidence interval, which tells you the liklihood that your magic number is being usefully descriptive or predictive.

  18. It is all a question of leverage by dloyer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Betting too large on any trading system will gurentee that you blow out your account.

    Hardest part is controling the emotions of greed and fear. When things are working, it is temping to make bigger bets. If the bets are too large, they will wipe out the account, or even fund when the natural and normal losses hit.

    Risk Managment often goes out the window during good times.

  19. the formula which distroyed wall street by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mathematical models always only work in a certain range As Newtonian mechanics well for smaller velocities and macroscopic bodies it has to be replaced for large velocities or in smaller scales. Exponential growth laws have to be replaced by logistic growth. etc Models are especially popular in probability theory. The text mentions Gaussian Copula function, the "rocket fuel" for collateralized debt obligation, which is cited as one of the reasons for the finance disaster. See "The formula that killed Wall street".

    1. Re:the formula which distroyed wall street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And mathematical models in the real sciences do not affect the environment they try to describe.

  20. Steve Keen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm been reading this guy's blog recently, and he has some interesting thoughts on why economists didn't predict the global financial crisis, and how their approach is completely wrong. He's an academic at an Australian university whose predictions of late seem pretty damn close to the truth. He puts together economic models using differential equations - an approach that seems to be very different from most other economists. He essentially says that excessive private debt is to blame for our economic problems.

    http://www.debtdeflation.com/blogs

    Here's two of the more interesting entries:
    DebtWatch - Oct 08
    DebtWatch - Dec 08

    1. Re:Steve Keen by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      the problem is not excessive private debt - the problem is private debt being made public debt

  21. We did test the results... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It just cost us tens trillion dollars to figure out that 30 years of free trading investment oriented capitalism wrecks your manufacturing base, leaves your country hopelessly in debt, and all these so-called free enterprise guys bitching about the UAW making 40k a year are actually not so free enterprise after all, when it comes to bailing them out, or protecting their businesses.

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    1. Re:We did test the results... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a Free market there are no bailouts, no banking cartel, no fiat government currency and no government deficit spending.

      And remember those 'racist' loan officers that wouldn't give loans to people with no jobs to buy McMansions in slums? And then the government forced them to?

      Yeah, that worked out real well.

      Now the government is propping up GM & Chrysler (again) at the expense of both the taxpayers AND companies that have innovated like Tesla.

      How are we ever going to deploy real advancements in transportation technology when the government gives $50B to GM alone to keep grinding out more junk that nobody's buying?

  22. Picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer by turing_m · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The reason why the quants ignore Black Swan events is that they are not financially impacted by them to any real extent. They make their living from making small amounts of money using lots and lots of leverage. But I prefer Buffett's metaphor for this sort of practice: picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer.

    As long as "quants" can pick up "nickels" in front of a bulldozer for a few years, they can retire and never have to work again, even if their parent companies (and the companies they borrow from) go bankrupt. Those "nickels" are many millions, their percentage of those "nickels" are still high enough to retire on. Of course, they risk billions in the process.

    I suspect the only way to really curb the practice would be to either limit amounts of leverage or cause complete bankruptcy/imprisonment/physical harm somehow to those responsible when the bulldozer (the black swan) eventually comes along. Of course, these laws can't really be applied to those responsible for the GFC. Laws can and probably will be created, and then after a few generations those laws will be repealed as the creation of a few old fuddy duddies who didn't understand whatever "new economy" comes along, and the cycle will repeat.

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    1. Re:Picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Right, quants are not financially impacted to any real extent and can retire in comfort. You should tell that to all those thousands of quants who were laid off along with everyone else in the financial sector and who are still struggling and looking for work. I'm sure they would be delighted to know that they haven't been affected and could just retire. They just didn't realize it until an internet blogger told them.

      Seriously, what's with all the antipathy on slashdot towards quants? They're just normal people doing their job. And they don't get paid millions either. The problem is not the quants building fragile models, but non-quants using them without understanding. It usually goes something like this:

      Quant: I've managed to create a model here, but I have to warn you that it's not infallible, you have to realize all the risks and think of -
      Trader: I don't care! Where's the nice, shiny number?
      Quant: Uh, here, but really...
      Trader: Okay good. Now get back to work!
      Trader (to boss): Look at this! We'll make a lot of money from this!
      Quant: Sigh...

      So people, please stop blaming the quants for everything. And yes, IAAQ.

    2. Re:Picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's only a "black swan" if you ignore debt levels. Anyone who's been watching the growth of debt in western economies could see this crisis coming.

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    3. Re:Picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      While I think of it... I think the most effective way to avoid a similar crisis in future is to limit the security value of an asset to say 9 years of its earning potential. Eg a bank should only be able to loan an amount equal to 9 years of rent on a property, putting a ceiling on any housing asset bubble.

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    4. Re:Picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Some people say that the Market didn't work and market participants did not react rationally.

      I say that the Market did work and market participants did react rationally:
      - The major investment decision makers were not the owners of the money, they were people which where paid to invest other people's money.
      - Their upside, due to the bonus structures in place meant that fat profit today => fat bonus.
      - Their downside was limited to at worst loosing their jobs (most did not).
      - A typical yearly bonus represented 5-10 times (or more) a yearly salary. In other words, getting a fat bonus once made up for at least 5 years out of a job.

      Given these conditions, market participants acted rationally and maximized their own (personal) profit as expected. They acted to optimize their bonuses. The fact that on a longer term their personal profit did not match the banks/investors that paid their salaries/bonuses/commissions meant that on those timescales they made money while everybody else lost money.

  23. Wall Street by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wall Street Is just Las Vegas with better clothes. All the day traders and other 'quick money" guys have rendered the idea of having an actual investment in a company because you believe they are going to do well in the future and desiring to be a part of that passe. They have also trained corporations to "damn everything but the quarterly reports!" causing long term damage and even failure to a company in return for short term profits.

    We need to get the day traders out, and the investors back in. perhaps by setting up a tax than penalizes anyone who buys stocks for very quick turnovers and rewards those that hold onto a stock for a set period. Because real long term growth of a company takes investment. Investment and the building of infrastructure, training of employees, construction of new buildings, etc and all of these things cost. In the current Wall Street model such investments show up on the quarterly report and torpedo the stock. We should legalize gambling for those that want to take a shot at the quick cash and leave investing in the growth of businesses to investors that are willing to look at the long term picture, not simply the quarterly report.

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    1. Re:Wall Street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wall Street Is just Las Vegas with better clothes

      I am shocked, SHOCKED! That *gambling* is going on in our nation's financial center!

      We need to get the day traders out, and the investors back in. perhaps by setting up a tax than penalizes anyone who buys stocks for very quick turnovers and rewards those that hold onto a stock for a set period.

      Short term capital gains are taxed at a higher rate. The brokerage fees also tend to add up quickly, as day traders can attest to.

      Traders, brokers, and investment bankers are going to be motivated chiefly by money, no matter how many ethics courses they are required to take. One of the biggest drivers of the current meltdown was a lack of adult supervision, especially by the Federal Reserve and Treasury Department. The housing bubble, consolidation of big banks, and dubious derivative products such as credit default swaps were all allowed to go on for far too long, under the assumption that wise, experienced people were minding the nation's economic interest at the big banks. Bad assumption. They were busy minding their 7-9 figure USD annual compensation and perks.

    2. Re:Wall Street by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the tax should be graduated, by how long you held the investment. The question in my mind is should it be a tax on the profits, or on the total investment. I lean towards a tax on the profits.

      Say a tax on the profit of 40/sqrt(t) percent where t is measured in days. And any profits don't count as income for the purpose of income tax.

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  24. Just Gamble ... That works... by 3seas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Trillion dollar bet now why did the world trade center get attacked, not once but twice...

    1. Re:Just Gamble ... That works... by bugnotme · · Score: 1

      Torrent or it never happened.

  25. I dont get it by Antisyzygy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is everyone blaming the mathematics for the financial problems? Its quite clear that its the industry as a whole is at fault. Greed and corruption are in all facets of the industry. I have a feeling that alot of so-called quants and finance professionals are completely under-qualified for what they do. It has been my experience that most people in finance and business are diletants that just took business in college so they could have it easier than the engineers and science majors. I am sure that a REAL mathematician that specializes in finance could handle the uncertainty in the models accordingly. -I am a mathematician, but my specialty has nothing to do with finance.

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    1. Re:I dont get it by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think you're underestimating the complexity and sheer randomness of the thing being modeled.

      If you think that "a real mathematician" could handle that problem, then you are probably a part of the problem. Some day some mathematician may handle it. Perhaps. And it will be a century before their theories are sufficiently tested that a good engineer would trust them. And they STILL would fall far short of a mathematical proof.

      Einstein said it (paraphrase)"To the extent that mathematical theories apply to the physical world, they are uncertain. To the extent that they are certain, they do not apply to the physical world."

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  26. Doh! by elgol · · Score: 2, Funny
    As an engineer with a healthy skepticism of models even on things that are relatively well understood, all I have to say is "No shit, Sherlock!"

    John

  27. what quants know by Erastus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think there is a misperception that quants just run wild with models with catastrophic results and that they are naive when it comes to practical matters. However, quants are also taught about "model risk" to include things like: wrong assumptions, poor estimation of parameters, errors in discretization, etc. Let's also not forget the positive social value of financial innovation. It helps you borrow at lower rates, pay less for insurance, etc. There were a few problems that led to this financial crisis and I think quants played a relatiely minor role.

    1. Re:what quants know by n8r0n · · Score: 1

      Let's also not forget the positive social value of financial innovation. It helps you borrow at lower rates, pay less for insurance, etc.

      What? Positive social value of financial innovation? What are you referring to, exactly? Those wonderful CDS we were introduced to in the nineties? Option ARMs? Maybe you were talking about online banking. Ok, I like that part. These derivatives DO NOT bring down the cost of borrowing for retail consumers. They simply add another sub-sector of an already bloated sector of our economy that creates no wealth, only redistributes it, and at its peak a couple of years ago, accounted for 25% of the market cap of the S&P 500 and 40% of all our corporate profits. That's not bringing down societal costs, that's pumping them up. Go look for data on historical lending rates. Recent innovations have not lowered the "cost of money". And when you talk about the cost of insurance, I hope you're factoring in the hundreds of billions of dollars we're now forking over because we decided to let real insurance companies (and investment banks) issue this "bootleg insurance" called Credit Default Swaps, that 1) wasn't properly backstopped with reserves, and 2) probably inherently can never be adequately provisioned for on the scale ($50 trillion) that they achieved. Just because you don't see the costs up front, doesn't mean they're not there.

  28. Execute these fsckers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    every one, no exceptions

  29. Just Change the Laws by schrodingers_rabbit · · Score: 0

    F=m$? I'd like to see that.

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  30. It's not whether you have the right model by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's if having a model is right. There's no reason to assume that prior market data contains information that can accurately predict the market in the future.

  31. Serious or parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you serious? Your post sounds like just the kind of hand-waving that is done to produce bad quants and bad models. It's a good parody, though: the reality is that just munging together a bunch of hacks doesn't produce any deeper understanding of reality, and thus the model will still suck.

  32. Mod Parent Up! by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    I can think of no better use of tax policy than that of regressively taxing short-term investing.

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up! by seventh_griffin · · Score: 1

      The tax-code is already structured this way. Capital-gains tax is 15% for equities held for more than a year, and your regular income tax if held less than that (certainly higher than 15%)

  33. Re:Who appointed him god of quants? by F34nor · · Score: 1

    According to SciAM economics is not a science because it was incoherently built on generalizing physics equations (since invalidated) to a magical concept called "utility" resulting is a system that has no real predictive capacity and is constantly update only after the model proves to be worthless.

  34. Models should be used for insight by plopez · · Score: 1

    rather than prediction. All models are both true and false to a greater or lesser extent and must be used with care. All models must be parametrized and those parameters are often uncertain.

    In his classic work "Numerical Methods for Scientists and Engineers" Richard W. Hamming put it this way: "The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers."

    And if you don't know who he is, shame on you.

    If you believe your models, you're fooling yourself.

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  35. Too unnecessarily complicated! by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    While I am not finding fault with your post, per se, I do think you are overcomplicating the situation, richg74: this is simply a reverse insurance risk pool, i.e., instead of spreading the risk across the greatest pool, the risk is being compounded to infinity (I'm stealing this phrase from others, etc.) - such that an infinite number of credit default swaps may be bought, created, etc., against one borrower, which dramatically skews the risk, not hedges against it. It is basically a fraud scheme, nothing anti-risk about it......

    1. Re:Too unnecessarily complicated! by richg74 · · Score: 1

      Some of that was going on, too. My point was just that, even if everything had been otherwise above board, there was a flawed assumption in the underlying model.

    2. Re:Too unnecessarily complicated! by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      While you are technically correct, you are assuming that such a flaw was unknown. Similarly, when Micro$oft claims an error of their's was "by design" they are aware it was in actuality an error in software design.

      If one goes back and reviews the Monetary Control Act of 1980, together with the Financial Services Modernization Act of 1999 (a k a the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act) and the Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000, one will note the overall plan: The FSMA allows for the creation of ultra-monopolies, while the CFMA kills oversight and allows for ultra-leveraging by those ultra-monopolies. And yes, there are conspiracies - conspiracies are the norm, at least to anyone who's bothered to read history.....

  36. Its not a science by PPH · · Score: 1

    Wall Street, or more accurately, the financial business, isn't a science. Its about selling product. The models provide what a friend of mine in the biz calls "a compelling story" used to move the product.

    This latest fiasco is a perfect demonstration of that principle. Investors (wealthy individuals, pension funds, sovereign wealth funds, etc.) demanded a supply of high return, zero risk paper. Investment banks produced things like mortgage-backed securities, where the risk could be stripped out of one class of investments and lumped into the lower classes. Then it was up to the industry to find a way to peddle the lower class (high risk) paper to suckers. Bond rating agencies, insurance schemes (like AIG's CDS products) were created to move the junk. Models were tweaked to convince investors that the bottom slices of mortgage securities were just as good as the good stuff (which wasn't for sale to common investors).

    We went after Bernie Madoff's early investors for the money they cashed out of his Ponzi scheme in order to make good some of the losses suffered by later participants. But I see no such attempts to round up all the CDO paper (the good stuff, that is) and disassemble what was essentially a Ponzi scheme of risk. I'm skeptical of any attempts to "fix" models as yet another explanation of why we will have to shoulder down side that wealthy investors don't want.

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  37. Re:Who appointed him god of quants? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

    Then whoever wrote that is a moron. It's the equivalent of saying that psychology is not a science because Freud made shit up. There are certainly psychologists who are as full of shit as Freud (likewise with economists) but that does not make psychology not a science.

    A subject does not fall into science or not science. Methodology employed is what defines science. Some work in economics is science, and some is not, the same as in psychology.

  38. silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I make millions every year in the market. I don't do anything more complex than watch charts, read some news letters from technical analysists, and read blogs from people who use common sense, emotional control and the balls to go against the grain.

    All these formulas are for pussies. Stick to your spread sheets and leave the money making to real men.

    Or don't. Cause the more of you there are, the more money I'll make.

  39. DEATH PENALTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really want to make finance honest? If so, the penalties for gaming the system must be severe.

    Since we have a federal death penalty in the US, the question is why do we not use it for large scale financial crime? I am certain that if someone commits a crime that wipes out a billion or more dollars, some person will die as a result. Suicide, homelessness, no medical care, emotional stress, heart attacks, stroke. This can be proven using mortality statistics.

    In fact, the death penalty is not a legal option for this kind of crime. I talked to someone about it, and they pointed out that the Supreme Court ruled that child rape does not warrant a death sentence, so it would not be justified for financial crime. And I personalty am opposed to the death penalty under any circumstances. There is far to great a chance that an innocent person will be killed since the system is imperfect.

    I raise execution as an example to show how ineffective the current penalties are. So a major Wall Street player makes half or a third of a billion dollars and runs their business into the ground because they were cheating everyone, and suddenly the have a net worth of only $100 million. Do you think that they will end up sleeping in a cardboard box or have to stop taking vital medications or not be able to send their kids to college? If they are fined by the SEC, they don't have to pay the fine themselves, it is covered by insurance that their business paid for. It's like fines in sports, the team picks up the freight.

    Actually, tax payers pick up the tab one way or another, because it all becomes a tax write off. The insurance against fines is a tax deduction. This is why it is so difficult to limit executive compensation. In current practice, a company buys a huge life insurance policy on the officers, with the company as the beneficiary. They pay huge bonuses, and they know that when the execs die they will get a lot of that money back. And everyone else subsidies this, because it all is tax deduction for the company.

    So fines are meaningless, and even financial ruin leaves the top bracket as multimillionaires. Should anyone be surprised that corrupt self serving practices are the norm? And lets face it, there is no meaningful criminal prosecution. Sure, they'll go after Madoff and Stanford, who are obvious crooks, but they will never file criminal charges against anyone who's company didn't go belly up. So they go after Mozilo from Countrywide Financial, and they might get him for giving favorable loans to congress members, or taking profit out of his company when he knew it was going down the tubes. He might get off. If he does get convicted, it will be because he didn't follow the rules that keep Wall Street crooks rich no matter how inept and corrupt they behave.

    Insiders who follow the rules will never be criminally charged no matter what they do. No one at Solomon will be charged, or B. of A. or Citi Bank. No one at the rating agencies (Standard and Poore, Moodies, etc.) will have to pay for their mistakes. The ratings agencies were paid whores. They gave AAA ratings to virtually every piece of toxic sludge out there and they made a ton of money doing it, and as far as I know there are no criminal or civil SEC investigations going on at all. When ther CEOs appeared before Congress, they gave a set of meaningless apologies and pale excuses, and then talked about how they were going to improve their procedures so it wouldn't happen next time. Why are these people still in charge and why are these companies still in business? How come the FBI didn't seize their records and charge them with criminal conspiracy? They are a massive case of pure fail, and they are getting away with it. Yes, there are class action lawsuits, but those will take 5 or 10 years and the only people who will get anything are the lawyers.

    So there is no downside to business corruption unless you are a stupid crook. A person with mid level intelligence can steal a fortune and retire rich. Is it any surprise that we face financial ruin?

  40. You can't have significant stats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call BS. You can't test hypotheses with historical data and moreover you are almost certainly dealing with a chaotic system with plenty of feedback into itself. This isn't science, it's model making of the worst kind, just more of what he's complaining about really.

      Sure, traditional "economics" is, was and always will be total and complete BS, but so is saying that you're going to get "empirical" with historical data- the behavior of the market in the past.

    Read the Black Swan. Certainly this guy has. Too bad he didn't take away from it the lessons the author was trying to convey- economics is BS and quants are totally FOS, but for a reason- you can't do science on economic "data" or "behavior" at all.

  41. Big difference - feedback. by yanagasawa · · Score: 1

    There's a huge difference between models in Newton's world and models in the financial world - feedback. A model that is successful in the real world will always be successful within its parameters. In the financial world, a successful model actually changes the parameters of the world it is modeling. Financial markets work on expectations. A good model changes the expectations of the system which changes its behavior. This feedback effect thus can invalidate the model over time.

    It really isn't valid to compare physical models to financial models. Financial models behave much more like models in the social sciences.

  42. Quants and faith in magic numbers by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    Basically what the 'Quants' have done is borrowed some terms from matematics and reapplyed it to the financial world. It's validity being lent a quasi-autthority, as it's based on mathematic tools used in physics, and what could be more scientific than that.

    Trouble is, the financial world can't be modeled or predicted the same way the phisical world can. It works more like the utterances of a shaman. If the shaman predicts the stock is going to go up, and people believe him, and buy, then the stock does indeed go up. If people lose faith in the shamans utterances, then in olden days he would be flung into a volcano, or in our culture, he resigns and joins an international think thank. So what Paul Wilmott really means is how to restore investors faith in the high priests of finance, the Quants.

    Of course the trick is in not actually predicting anything. That's where the Black-Scholes model comes in. By slicing and dicing the base equity into packages (I hereby name quantums), it becomes impossible to actually value or quantify the real and actual value of your particular pile of quantums. The only thing you get to rely on is 'a standard normal cumulative distribution function', which no-one really understands, or the word of the Quant. And if you complain you lost money, the Quant replies, you didn't read the numbers properly. You might as well slaughter a chicken and try and read the entrails.

    IF anyone wants an inside look at the world of the Quants and dicing-and-slicing, then check out Liars Porker, by Michael Lewis

    Lastly, some time ago someone did a test. They created two sets of investors and compared results over a period. One was a respected finance house, the other was a monkey, the monkey won :]