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You've Dropped Your Landline — Now What?

smurphmeister writes "My wife and I recently moved up to the world of cell phones, after taking our sweet time to make sure this whole newfangled technology was going to stick around. We moved the old landline phone number to her phone, so we're disconnected from the pole. Now the question is, what to do with the copper already in our house? My first thought was an intercom system, but that just seems so old school! So what ideas do you all have for what to do with the 4 little wires running to every room of my house?"

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  1. Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by hedronist · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • The copper is not worth that much.
    • The jacks are probably daisy-chained together. A PBX (what we have in our house) normally requires home-runs from each jack, so that isn't going to work for you.
    • There are charging cradles that will allow you to use your cell phone to supply dialtone to your TwenCen phones. That way you don't have to run all over the house looking for the cellphone.
    • If you ever sell your house, the new owner may say WTF?
    1. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by Jake73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just leave it alone.

      If you're really itching, hook it up to some broadband interference generator. That'll really mess with the feds.

    2. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      • There are charging cradles that will allow you to use your cell phone to supply dialtone to your TwenCen phones. That way you don't have to run all over the house looking for the cellphone.

      If I ever hear anybody use the term "TwenCen" to refer to the twentieth century, I will have to go medieval on your ass (yes, yours, as I highly doubt anyone sane would use such a term on their own, so if anyone else does, I declare it your fault and your fault alone).

      Or maybe Napoleonic on your ass. At a stretch, Victorian or Elizabethan. At any rate, it certainly wouldn't be some sissy TwenCen on your ass. Those people were pansies.

    3. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by jpmkm · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was wondering what the fuck TwenCen meant until I read your post, though now I wish I hadn't. That word is so much more annoying now that I know what it means. Thanks.

    4. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why a PBX? If youre that serious then run your own wire. For existing wire you can buy a little VOIP box that will run through you existing wiring and ring your analog phones. I got one of these for 5 dollars when I first gave up on a land line. Ive since gotten rid of it and do cell-only, but it works.

    5. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by Ouchie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah my last home was custom built. I didn't even have a landline only cable hooked to a VOIP box. Most buyers were like WTF you have no phone lines? I had to explain it to the bidders that wanted me to reduce the house price $5000 because, "they needed to install phone lines." I finally offered to prepay the internet & VOIP bill for the year, a whole $480.

      The buyer thanked me when they realized what they got, but it did take some explaining.

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    6. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by Nethead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, they'll mess with you.

      http://www.fcc.gov/eb/

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    7. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by youn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I am wondering, if you get 25 Two Cen... do you get a FiftyCen? Is it a landline that sings rap when you turn on music on hold?

      ahhhhh, a TwenCen ... makes all the difference :)

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    8. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by plover · · Score: 3, Funny

      You get tree-fiddy, but that damn Loch Ness monster come an' he take it!

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    9. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought it sounded like a rapper: FifCen's younger brother, TwenCen.

      -b

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    10. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by vaporland · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The nineteen-hundreds only ended nine years ago - so unless you are under the age of ten, you should be banned from using that other term. Then again, when you say "the nineteen-hundreds" it makes you think of Alexander Graham Bell in his stovepipe hat spilling battery acid and shouting "Mr Watson, come here. I want to see you."

      Of course, that actually happened in the eighteen hundreds...

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    11. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by rantingkitten · · Score: 4, Funny

      "TwenCen"? Are you serious? I sure hope "Brangelina" and "Tomkat" don't find out about this.

      I want to icepick someone now.

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    12. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by borizz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Shock image, like Goatse. Don't look it up.

    13. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your custom built house is prewired with cat5e/cat6, and you're selling it to someone who wants normal POTS phone, why not just replace the RJ45 jacks with regular phone jacks? After all, Cat5e and Cat6 are just twisted pairs that /can/ be used for phone.

      If some future owner wants to convert it back, they can, just by putting RJ45 jacks back in.

      If you're pre-wiring, leave enough slack in the walls for several conversions. About 400mm of slack will allow several re-terminations.

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    14. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by EdIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      If your custom built house is prewired with cat5e/cat6, and you're selling it to someone who wants normal POTS phone, why not just replace the RJ45 jacks with regular phone jacks? After all, Cat5e and Cat6 are just twisted pairs that /can/ be used for phone.

      Sure you can do that. The poster I was replying to seemed to want to know why VOIP was better than a regular phone line.

      You don't need to replace the jacks or re-terminate any runs though. You don't even need to change anything at the junction box either. A RJ-11 connector, which is what a phone line will use, will fit into a RJ-45 jack just fine. I have done that several times. As long as you don't pull on the line and leave it alone, the contacts are still made with the right pins. It works.

      Take the money you were going to spend on all the outlets, which is $4-$5 per outlet at the cheapest (not including labor costs), and buy a CAT5 patch panel. Take the incoming phone lines and connect them to the appropriate pins on the patch panel. Use a long length of wire and and connect it to Pin 1 on each port one after the other. Do that several times and you have your pairs to connect the incoming lines to it. Now you have Line 1 & Line 2 on the patch panel. If you connect a POTS phone to a port on that panel, you will have dial tone and it will work. Then just use standard patch cables ($1 a piece or less) to connect each port on that patch panel to the existing patch panel that was distributing ethernet. If you have more than two lines, just dedicate one group of ports to Line 3 & Line 4, and another group of ports to Line 1 & Line 2. Heck, you could even create a couple of custom ports if you want, or even a custom cable for a specific room to give them just the right lines they need.

      In any case, it is much cheaper and easier than converting all the jacks, re-terminating the runs, and modifying the existing patch panel. Other than an RJ-45 jack being bigger, I doubt that the new owner would notice anything. He can still plug his POTS phone into the jacks quite easily, and as long as it works, why should he care about the "wierd" outlet? As long as you do the work right at the junction box, the phone company should just be able to connect the lines to the telephone junction box on the outside of the house and it should work without any further intervention.

    15. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>>The infrastructure that he has in place is intrinsically more valuable since it will be more compatible with future technologies

      That's what they said about ISDN installations in the 80s and early 90s.
      Boy were they wrong.

      Technology changes too rapidly to know what the future will hold. Today a VOIP arrangement may be ideal, but next year some genius might invent a new technology that makes the whole thing obsolete. I've learned from experience you can't really predict future technological breakthroughs. Heck, when I bought a Commodore Amiga in 1985 I thought for sure it would kill-off the Macs and IBM PCs, since it was so far advanced (they had 4 colors, no multitasking, and went "beep"). But no. It took ten years but by 1995 they had caught-up to the Amiga's capability. Oh well.

      Later I purchased a Digital Compact Cassette recorder since everyone owned analog cassettes, and it seemed a natural upgrade. Then I got into Digital VHS for the same reason - it records HDTV onto standard media while still playing existing personal libraries. I had no way of knowing that people would toss thousands of dollars worth of music/movies into the trash in order to buy discs instead. Such an idea seemed illogical to me, but that's exactly what happened.

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    16. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by fprintf · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is like a low UID pissing contest that the geologists always win. That is, at least until the cosmologists show up!

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    17. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, they'll mess with you.

      Oh pa-leaze, they got better things to do. I've been doing this for almost a year and haven't attracted any atten/#s{J!WNr&D]g*,*7bp]:^30/=gNO CARRIER

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    18. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by halfhaggis · · Score: 2, Funny

      How did your sig still get through?

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    19. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigs are appended by slashdot, not hand typed.

    20. Re:Sir, step away from the wall jack ... by colesw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is why the real question should have been, "How did click submit?"

  2. What do you do with extra copper? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:What do you do with extra copper? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Errmmm... have you ever seen telephone wire? I can't imagine there would be more than few ounces of it in his entire house. The effort of stripping off the insulation wouldn't be worth it.

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  3. Use the line to pull other lines into your outlets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Use it as a guide line for ethernet.

  4. Hmmmm by Tanman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know! You'll need to make a weapon. Look around; can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?

    1. Re:Hmmmm by EvanED · · Score: 4, Informative

      Galaxy Quest does actually qualify to a surprising extent... not only is it a basically a Star Trek parody, but it's probably a better Star Trek movie than a couple of the actual Trek movies. It's not at the level of Star Trek itself, Red Dwarf, etc., but I would say it does qualify. If you haven't seen it I rather recommend it.

  5. A few thoughts by tekiegreg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) If you got the budget, rip it out, replace with Cat6, if Fiber to the home comes to yours, you'll thank me later :-)

    2) The intercom idea isn't bad, depends on the size of your house (what happened to "just yelling" sheesh)

    3) Just yank out all the copper and sell it, few bucks anyways

    At any rate I'd make sure you're real sure you like being away from your landline. Give that decision a 6 month wait period before you decide to recycle your wires one way or another.

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    1. Re:A few thoughts by jjrockman · · Score: 2, Funny

      but if you stick with microsoft (like most of us do)

      Did you forget where you are posting?

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    2. Re:A few thoughts by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At any rate I'd make sure you're real sure you like being away from your landline. Give that decision a 6 month wait period before you decide to recycle your wires one way or another.

      I dropped my land line a few years ago, and haven't missed it at all.

      However now that I own my own house* I'm considering trying to get the cheapest land line service possible. The reason is simply that in the past there have been times when a storm would kill cell phone service, even knock out the power, but phone-over-copper was still up. So something like a $5/mo plan with no built-in long distance just as an emergency backup makes has some appeal. Not a ton of appeal, but some.

      Either way, I wouldn't pull my copper just because I was sure I personally didn't want a land line. I wouldn't pull it unless either 1) I knew I was going to be living in that house until I died or 2) I knew that everyone else had dumped their landlines too and thus wouldn't balk** at buying a house with no phone lines.

      * Of course there's a bank right now laughing its ass of at that statement, but hey.

      ** I love this word so much. To me it evokes the image of a skeptical chicken.

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    3. Re:A few thoughts by DeadBeef · · Score: 4, Informative

      Does this mean that the token ring drivers that have been in the Linux kernel for seems like forever dont exist, or does this mean you are a troll?

      From the modules in ubuntu 9.04: ./kernel/drivers/net/tokenring ./kernel/drivers/net/tokenring/3c359.ko ./kernel/drivers/net/tokenring/abyss.ko ./kernel/drivers/net/tokenring/olympic.ko ./kernel/drivers/net/tokenring/tms380tr.ko ./kernel/drivers/net/tokenring/tmspci.ko

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    4. Re:A few thoughts by raynet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe not ethernet but one could run Phonenet with the copper wires and use Appletalk over it.. *hhrrrrr*

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    5. Re:A few thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      3) Just yank out all the copper and sell it, few bucks anyways

      Copper from telephone lines: +$20
      Drywall repair bill: -$200
      Advice from Slashdot: Priceless

    6. Re:A few thoughts by sexconker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Drywall?
      Unscrew wall plate.
      Pop off any nearby staples securing the line to a stud.
      Pull.

  6. Forget them and get on with your life by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's more important things to worry about.

    Move on.

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  7. Xlink by hidden72 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Get one of these:

    http://www.myxlink.com/index.aspx

    And keep the legacy landline handsets in the house. This way, no matter where you are in the house, whether or not the cellphone is with you, you can still make/receive calls - leveraging your cell minutes.

    You can probably integrate that with an Asterisk VoIP system and get additional things like intercom, room-to-room dialing, etc.

    1. Re:Xlink by LoveMuscle · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have an Xlink BTTN and I love it. I am no longer running around the house wondering where I left my cell phone, because it's in its charging cradle right next to the Xlink. The only major draw back to this device is that text messages are not forwarded to the landline so my friends texting me while I'm at home tend to get ignored until I leave the house. I'm not sure how you would actually forward them however, since I know the landline phones in my house couldn't deal with it..

  8. VLF sender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest using them for a transmitter for Very Low Frequencies (VLF), so you can chat with u-boats and scuba diving friends.

  9. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by AZScotsman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most likely the phone line is already Twisted Pair, so assuming it's CAT5, it's easy to change over to Ethernet. One idea I had was to install cameras at central points (doors, windows, etc) and set up tablet PC's with a simple web interface to pull up images from the cams.

    Heard a noise at night? just go to the tablet on the wall, scan the cameras, and alert the authorities if necessary.

  10. A few ideas by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Morse code communication system.
    Connect it to your computer for music everywhere.

    Now a real thought. Do you have, or are you going to have kids. At some point you will have to let the communicate, and a cell phone may not be a good option. If this is the case you may wish in just a few years that you had left the phone lines alone.

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  11. Re:Cat-6 by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative

    Use the old wiring as a pull-rope to run Cat-6.

    That probably won't work. The old wiring would be stapled in place.

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  12. AM radio! by bzzfzz · · Score: 5, Funny

    They might make good AM radio antennas. You know, the kind of radio where you can listen to ideas too far off in the ideological fringes to make it onto the Internet.

    1. Re:AM radio! by nsayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the kind of radio where you can listen to ideas too far off in the ideological fringes to make it onto the Internet

      Alas, it looks like the fringes have already arrived.

    2. Re:AM radio! by Penguinshit · · Score: 2, Funny

      I prefer PM radio.

    3. Re:AM radio! by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've never heard Chomsky or Mother Jones on the AM radio. I also wouldn't consider your examples "fringe".

      Moveon is solidly pro-Democratic party, that's probably to the right of the American people. Democrats support corporate bailouts, drug wars, terror wars, etc. The American people do not.

      Chomsky and Mother Jones might be a little to the left of the American mainstream, but would fit right with moderate European social democrats. I'd hardly call that fringe.

      If you want to give examples of the radical left, check out crimethinc, bash back, or infoshop.org.

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    4. Re:AM radio! by kindbud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that's the fringe, then so are these.

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    5. Re:AM radio! by g8oz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, Limbaugh is already all over the Net, just like I was all over your mom last night.

  13. easy by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    in-home telegraph system

    imagine the envy and awe of your friends and neighbors as you show off a morse telegraph key in every room

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  14. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rig up a some doorbell switches, D cell batteries and bulbs to use as a signalling device that you need another bottle of beer

  15. Nerdkits by delta419 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    DO NOT remove the wire. In this economy, it's hard enough selling your house as it is... If your nerd level is high enough, I recommend interfacing it all with a nerdkit... alarm clock in every room, irritating beeper that goes off every 15 minutes, lights that flash when you get a new email, maybe even "backup lighting" (preferably red) for when your main power goes down...

  16. Re:ethernet by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is this "net"? Just use the first line as a telegraph line. Hook it up to a lightbulb or something.

  17. Convertor for VoIP by Ponder+Stibions · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get a stand alone adaptor for Skype/ other VoIP system (SIP?) and hook in your old landline phones to that. Cheaper internet calls out, emergency and incoming calls to your mobiles. Best of everything. And fairly easy to convert back to being wired into the normal telephone network!

  18. Emulate your landline with Cell Phone Dock by Proudrooster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Get a cell phone docking station and plug your house wiring into the cell phone. There are several available: Dock-N-Talk, Cell Socket. Example: Cell Docking Station. Simply google "cell socket" to get more results.

    1. Re:Emulate your landline with Cell Phone Dock by Ironchew · · Score: 2, Funny

      plug your house wiring into the cell phone.

      Is there supposed to be smoke and flames billowing out of the display?

  19. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by corky842 · · Score: 2, Informative

    AFAIK, phones only use CAT3.

  20. Free Electricity? by ffejie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can you grab the few volts of electricity off of the line that the phone company is sending you for free?

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    1. Re:Free Electricity? by Shikaku · · Score: 2, Informative

      The power gained from doing that would be about enough to charge 1 AA rechargable battery in a day.

      Not worth it.

    2. Re:Free Electricity? by pavon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ah yes, my tongue can attest to that.

      Note to self: do not hold bare telephone wires with mouth when reaching for a new RJ11 connector to crimp on.

  21. Leave it for 911 service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Depending on which state you live in, the phone company may be required to provide a "soft dial tone" so that you can continue to make free 911 calls with a land line phone. In this case, it would be extremely foolish to remove or mess around with the phone lines. In an emergency, you may not be able to 100% rely on your cell phone to have a charged battery, get signal, etc. If your wife starts having a heart attack, you may not have time to run across the house and grab a charger if the battery is dead or reset the phone if it freezes.

  22. Save it for 911 by RoboRay · · Score: 2, Informative

    Plug your old corded phone back in, so you can still call 911 in an emergency when the power is out and the cell towers are either down or jammed to capacity. AFAIK, all local phone companies in the US are required to still connect 911 calls, even if you're not paying for service.

    1. Re:Save it for 911 by adf92343414 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, no. Cell phone companies are required to allow you to call 911, but AFAIK there is no such requirement for landline companies.

    2. Re:Save it for 911 by boredMDer · · Score: 2, Insightful
  23. Maybe keep the landline? by dtjohnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe you're doing most of your chatting on the cell but there's still some good reasons for a landline:

    1) home fax machine
    2) landline more likely to function in an emergency as cell systems usually overload and are unavailable
    3) landline call to 911 is more likely to show your address to the dispatcher possibly saving your life with a faster response
    4) landline will not be lost or misplaced
    5) landline more likely to continue to function during an electrical power failure
    6) landline can provide emergency dial-up internet service
    7) landline will not expose you to uhf radiation
    8) landline will not suffer from battery failure
    9) landline will not suffer from poor signal quality
    10 landline is legally much more difficult for authorities to eavesdrop on

    1. Re:Maybe keep the landline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1) home fax machine

      myfax.com - $10 a month, PDF to your email, way more convenient

      2) landline more likely to function in an emergency as cell systems usually overload and are unavailable

      cablecompany (shaw.ca) home phone, cheaper than regular PSTN, never noticed it going down.

      3) landline call to 911 is more likely to show your address to the dispatcher possibly saving your life with a faster response

      cablecompany (shaw.ca) home phone, registered address for 911. Any reputable VOIP provider will handle this.

      4) landline will not be lost or misplaced

      Do you mean physically losing your cell phone? Can't really correct for that, not a technical issue, more of a PEBKAC issue.

      5) landline more likely to continue to function during an electrical power failure

      No more so than a good VOIP provider (i.e. the one that also owns your infrastructure).

      6) landline can provide emergency dial-up internet service

      I can't even imagine checking my email over dialup anymore let alone web browsing/etc. I'd rather just go to the nearest coffee shop.

      7) landline will not expose you to uhf radiation

      which is non-ionizing, and you probably don't live in a Faraday cage so it's a moot point.

      8) landline will not suffer from battery failure

      Actually yes it can, what do you think powers the phone infrastructure in your neighborhood when the power goes out? Magic elves? You can always buy a second battery or a USB battery powered charger.

      9) landline will not suffer from poor signal quality

      Not a problem in this city or any city I've been to recently.

      10 landline is legally much more difficult for authorities to eavesdrop on

      Uh no. the legality of a wiretap doesn't change if it's traditional PSTN/VOIP/cell/etc. Plus if you're worried about wire tapping using disposable prepaid cell phones and rotating them often is probably a lot more secure.

    2. Re:Maybe keep the landline? by ExRex · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When the blackouts come only the landlines keep working. When the cell tower batteries run down, after 4 hours or so, there goes your phone.
      Here in NYC we get a major blackout every decade or so, even if the larger region does not, so I always keep a landline at the cheapest rate.
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  24. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by Chabo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's only required to be Cat3, but it's possible (unlikely though) that he has Cat5 or higher run through his house, with only four of the eight wires terminated. Were I to build my own house, I'd go this route, myself, and this is what they did at a networking lab I used to work at instead of buying phone extension cables.

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  25. So, i guess you don't have DSL? by Paracelcus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And you don't have any doubt about the reliability of the cell system?
    And in an emergency where POTS is the only functioning technology.
    Mature systems that have been tested in dire situations, old fashioned switched telephones and HAM radios come to mind.
       

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    1. Re:So, i guess you don't have DSL? by adolf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Extended power outage, due to any number of different reasons.

      The telco CO will have a huge array of batteries to supply -48VDC to all of their switching gear in a very uninterrupted fashion, and a diesel or natural gas generator which will start up shortly after the power goes out. It will probably also have redundant capacity for long-distance links, allowing them to reroute things in the event of a cable cut somewhere.

      The cell tower may, in fact, have none of these. No or limited batteries, no generator, and no circuit redundancy. In a lot of cases, you'll just have to wait until Verizon (or whoever) rolls into town with generators.

  26. What about that "Phone Call" by paulsnx2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not that any Slashdotter would know anyone that might get arrested.... Still one should be aware that in many places (like Texas) your "Phone Call" has to be a collect phone call through some third party (don't know the name of the third rate company in Texas), and they won't make a collect call to a cell phone.

    So.... If the police show up at your daughter's apartment because of a domestic disturbance call, and she isn't entirely interested in letting them search the house (like she is studying for finals barefoot in her night gown after finally kicking out her very loud boyfriend) .... And the police are so worried that she is being held against her will and being beaten up by her boy friend that they throw her on the ground and beat her up and haul her to jail....

    THEN when she tries to call you and you have no land line.... You will not be disturbed.

    THEN she will get tossed barefoot on the streets at 4:30 am in her night gown in downtown Austin Texas and will finally give you a call when she borrows a phone from a construction worker....

    AND you will be thankful that you got 45 extra minutes sleep.

    I am not entirely clear why so many states like Texas have decided that it is a great idea to only give people the right to a COLLECT phone call to a LAND LINE ONLY in this day and age, but that is the way it is.

    TRUE STORY.

  27. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by sortius_nod · · Score: 2, Informative

    Indeed, usually only 2x single pairs, hardly enough to be usable at all for any sort of Ethernet network.

    Anyone who's stupid enough to start fucking with the copper in their house should be aware that they actually don't own the copper. I know here in Australia, if you touch that copper, even though it's inside your house, you are liable for quite hefty fines from ACMA (Australian Communication & Media Authority). There's also the issue that if you have destroyed the line to the telco's joint out the front you will have to drop between $5 000 and $20 000 from your house price (depending on the distance & local contractor rates) to have a new lead-in installed. Although I doubt you are actually not connected to the joint out the front, telcos usually won't do that unless they need the pair you're sitting on, they like to keep in-place services for future customers. So now you've got a set of 50v live wires that you want to play with? Not exactly dangerous, but I wouldn't be plugging anything into it that's not approved for telecoms use in your country. If you do disconnect this, it goes back to vandalism of telecommunications equipment, hefty fines, etc.

    All in all this is one of the most monumentally stupid things I've heard of someone wanting to do. Leave well enough alone and install some Cat-V/Cat-VI cabling (I'd recommend Cat-VI so you can run a gbps network). It will improve, rather than degrade, your house price and you don't end up with huge fines.

  28. Ideas for future Ask Slashdot articles by daybot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ideas for future Ask Slashdot articles:

    1. Just took a bath. What to do with the bathwater?
    2. I've just picked my nose. Suggestions?
    3. Profit!! Now what should I do with all these gold bars?
    1. Re:Ideas for future Ask Slashdot articles by Exception+Duck · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. Just took a bath. What to do with the bathwater?

      2. I've just picked my nose. Suggestions?

      3 ?

      4 Profit!! Now what should I do with all these gold bars?

  29. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by maxume · · Score: 5, Informative

    In my state in the U.S., there is a box on the outside wall of the house. The copper on the house side of that box belongs to the customer. I don't know what the laws are in other states, but I think they are similar.

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  30. Music by GuestLecturer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Along the lines of an intercom system, I'd try distribution of stereo music throughout the house. Not sure about resistance/quality issues. Have a set of speakers per room with an on/off switch, or carry the speakers with you and plug them in.

  31. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anyone who's stupid enough to start fucking with the copper in their house should be aware that they actually don't own the copper. I know here in Australia...

    I can't speak for Oz, but here in the US you own all the copper past the box. That's why they have different types of service plans. Some cover the line all the way to the phone (and even include the phone in some cases) while cheaper service plans only cover to the box. The phone company didn't pay for the copper to be put into the house, you did or the original owner of the house did initially. The cable company also tries to claim ownership over the coax in the wall too (which they don't own), but just try to get them to come an remove it if you use satellite.

  32. Re:Landlines are great by afidel · · Score: 3, Informative

    911 service works even if you have no local provider.

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  33. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by jimboisbored · · Score: 2, Funny

    My brother's house is 5ish years old and had cat5 run to the phone jacks, BUT they still daisy chained the jacks instead of star topology.

  34. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by camperdave · · Score: 5, Informative

    In Ontario (and I presume throughout North America), the telco owns the wire up to the demarc location, which is usually wired as a regular phone jack. All of the phone lines in the house get connected to a single RJ12, which is then plugged into the demarc jack. If you have a problem with the phone lines, one of the first things the telco will tell you to do is plug a phone directly into the demarc jack. If it works, the trouble lies in the household wiring, and it's your problem to deal with. If it doesn't then the trouble is on the telco wiring and they'll deal with it.

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  35. VCR rabbit by mrmeval · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.amazon.com/RABBIT-VCR/dp/B001F87TWI :-P

    Everyone in the house can watch you play Ultima V on your C64 or you can play old school VHS pr0n in EVERY ROOM!

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  36. Re:Emergencies? by afidel · · Score: 3, Informative

    GPS isn't required, e911 IS. The providers can provide e911 data through triangulation. In fact indoors they often have to since GPS doesn't work well.

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  37. Re:Emergencies? by humphrm · · Score: 3, Informative

    The problem with cell-phone 911 is that, while it does figure out where you are and connect you to the local emergency dispatcher (most of the time), it doesn't connect you to their 911 system, only to their non-emergency line. So the dispatcher can't really see your GPS information without involving the mobile carrier. And, as an added side effect, in big emergencies (e.g. floods, etc.) the dispatchers are more likely to ignore their non-emergency line in order to keep up with the calls coming into the 911 system, so you could effectively lose contact with them simply because you're on a mobile phone.

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  38. Re:Easy: get a landline by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    Plus, when you make a 911 call from a land line, your address pops up on the screen.

    Since cell phone companies have been able to put off any attempt to actually make them implement E911 (which we are paying for, BTW), they won't have any friggin' clue where you are. This is especially bad in a place like Pennsylvania where you need to know what township you are in at all times if you make a 911 call from your cell phone.

  39. Do you plan on ever selling the property? by AxelTorvalds · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Unless you're somehow going to make it "better," I'd just do nothing with the old wires.

    Maybe put nice blank plates over the jacks if it bothers you that much. By "better" I'd say fishing cat 5, cat6, or structured wiring to each jack and then home running them somewhere. A loop is no good, you'll only make what's there worse with any other scheme.

    The only thing worse than trying to un-fuck the wiring in a new place you just bought because the last owner did some "project" is being that home owner and trying to get it all unfucked on your own because an inspector told the potential buyers that the wiring is all screwed up. Trust me on this. Your wife will be a defcon 0 with the stress of moving. You'll be either paying two mortgages or dealing with the close on your new place, trying to get things timed just right. (And they never can time things "just right.") The new buyers will be ready to close yesterday, except for the list of stupid crap you need to fix and or explain. A contractor will want to tear up walls and fix it that way, for a couple grand (maybe more if they know you're bent over the table) and you'll have to re-clean the place with that lovely drywall dust just about everywhere... And it's going to be about 200 degrees in your attic where you cleverly "hid" most your dirty work... If you're there forever, then knock yourself out, but if you plan on selling the place, just realize that a lot of people still like to have phones in rooms and phone service (even Vonage or 8x8 or whatever can run over the old loop if you plug it in to the house instead of a phone)

    Or maybe the new buyer will get a kick out of your "intercom" system or home brewed HPNA, with the speaker about 2 feet off the ground where the phone jack was... You never know.

  40. Appletalk! by FranTaylor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bet you can find those Farallon dongles on ebay for real cheap.

    My mother in law still has an appletalk-ethernet gateway on her shelf.

  41. Multidrop RS-485? by warmflatsprite · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you're interested in embedded systems, a simple home sensor network would be a great project for getting started. It just so happens that RS-485 is a very simple serial interface to get working over existing phone cable. There are a number of (relatively) inexpensive off the shelf sensors that speak Modbus over RS-485 as well. Most of these sensors are for industrial control (SCADA) systems, but I'm sure you'd be able to find some interesting devices to play with in your home.

    Good luck, and don't forget to disconnect your phone lines from the telco before playing with them!

  42. Landmine by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read this as "landmine".

    I expected a story about a soldier placing land mines, dropping one, and being stuck in one of those "oh shit I can't move or I'll blow up" situations.

  43. Re:While we're at it, stop installing crap into wa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ladies and gentlemen:

    The previous message was brought to you by NORML. the National Organization for Reform of Marijuana Laws. Make mary jane legal and you will see more of our thoughtful postings on /. and throughout the interwebs.

  44. Hands off the copper by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Leave it alone.

    If you sell the house it will be there for the next person.

    Really, why mess up perfectly operational systems just because you are not using it at the moment?

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  45. New product ? by EEPROMS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know you can get cordless telephones with built in sim card support that supports up to 6 handsets around the home (Siemens Gigaset comes to mind) but no one as far as I know is making anything that interfaces the mobile provider to your normal telephones/copper, maybe this needs to be looked at ?

  46. Wi-Fi by Nekomusume · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Turn your home into a giant wi-fi antenna. You could then either open it up to other to use, or keep it locked down, and brag to your friends that you can connect to the net from halfway accross the city. Or both.

  47. Low voltage by teknosapien · · Score: 2, Informative

    Emergency lights At least thats what I've done in my home power goes out and I have a light in every room where there is a phone jack. I set it up with two 12 volt batteries in parallel and use LCD bulbs. Make sure you remove the drop end from the isolation block where the copper comes into the house as it is probably still running telco power through it

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  48. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative
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  49. Emergency lighting by prodangle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about hooking up some low-power emergency lighting around the house - even LEDs would be useful to let you find your way around. You could also tap into the mains ring, so if power drops a small set of lights could come on. You might even be able to neatly recess some small bulbs into your skirting, or lower down in the wall. I'm sure it would break the rules on any service plan with your landline provider, and may even be illegal, but if done well it would be very cool and also pretty useful.

  50. NO FAX! Here are more bluetooth cell/POTS bridges by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's apparently a good one: Pairs with up to 3 cellular phones (plus a landline if you buy the appropriate model). Searches for a free trunk or lets you select the outgoing phone. Lets you switch between calls on different cellphones ala call-waiting. Forwards caller ID info to the POTS phones on incoming calls. Supports pulse dial as well as tone so you can use antique phones.

    Here's another one (only two lines): Cell2Tel

    A third one is Dock-n-Talk which can be connected either by wire or bluetooth (with an extra-cost adapter).

    There are also both handset company and aftermarket docking cradles for some phones (example: Cell Socket). Unlike a bluetooth types (which pretends to be a headset as far as the phone is concerned) the direct-connect types are only for a particular cellphone model so you lose your investment when you switch handsets.

    = = = = =

    NO FAX / modems / satellite pay-per-view uplink:

    Note that cellphones, with or without POTS adapters, will NOT carry high-speed modem signals. No FAX, 56K modems, satellite pay-per-view connections, etc. (Those require the full 64K-equivalent DS0 signal to carry their bandwidth, while the cellphones use a lower bit rate and run a voice-optimized CODEC.)

    Same is true of VoIP adapters (i.e. Magic Jack), but for a different reason: While the software and POTS card/dongle could convert to/from DS0 byte streams with A-law or u-law CODEC, the high-speed modems also require a very accurate (Stratum-III) clock synchronized with the phone system's clocking. While your DSL or whatever may use this clocking for its hop to the net, it isn't forwarded to your computer. (Maybe once Synchronous Ethernet is deployed this will change.) Even IEEE-1588 isn't good enough for this timing.

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  51. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anyone who's stupid enough to start fucking with the copper in their house should be aware that they actually don't own the copper. I know here in Australia...

    I can't speak for Oz, but here in the US you own all the copper past the box. That's why they have different types of service plans. Some cover the line all the way to the phone (and even include the phone in some cases) while cheaper service plans only cover to the box. The phone company didn't pay for the copper to be put into the house, you did or the original owner of the house did initially. The cable company also tries to claim ownership over the coax in the wall too (which they don't own), but just try to get them to come an remove it if you use satellite.

    In the USA the telco's and cable companies do not own the copper in your house passed the initial connection spot (the gray box on the side of your house for telcos, and the main connection to the coax splitter for cable companies) unless you have a maintenance contract, even then they do not own it per se, they just request that you DO NOT touch it, as they have techs that are for that purpose. This can vary from state to state, but that is the general governing 'laws' of who owns what in the US.

  52. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Old bell labs hand here.
    When AT&T was a monopoly they owned everything right up to and including the phone.
    You only rented.
    They would install and maintain the wire in your house.
    The equipment was designed to last 100 years. No joke, that was the requirement.
    You could beat the burglar senseless with your phone, they were heavy, it would hurt.
    Then you could use it to call the police.
    The recommended fix for a bad carbon microphone in the handset was to bang it on a table.
    A phone today will break if you drop it.

  53. Re:Emergencies? by John+Meacham · · Score: 3, Funny

    Commissioner Anabell Brumford: Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special American. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th drug-dealer killed.

    Lt. Frank Drebin: [to applause] Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers.

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  54. Yes: Removing it may cut your house resale $ by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just leave it alone.

    In particular: Removing it may lower your house resale value. Keep it in place.

    (See other posts below about things like cellphone adapters to make it live so ordinary phone instruments or antique phones will work in the house.)

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  55. Signal to Noise by DynaSoar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Leave the wires alone. You may need them again.

    That said, feel free to mod this off topic if you like, but the question in the title made some of the voices in my head yell stuff at me that makes sense, of a sort.

    The author of TFA went to cellular phone only, dropping wired service. In most cases/comparisons cell service costs more than wired service. That comes with benefits, primarily portability, but the fact remains.

    I used to install home TV antennae for my dad's TV shop. For $200 or less a home could get 5 to 10 years of service picking up signals broadcast over the air. Portable TVs could with rabbit ears and loops could, in our area, pick up the same 10 stations (VHF and UHF) as the big rig fed to the house. For that matter even larger TVs came with rabbit ears back then, making the rooftop gear unnecessary. Then along came cable and direct satellite, and we get our TV fed to us by wire and/or receiver boxes, and pay a good deal for the feed.

    In the first case we trade hard wired for unwired, and we pay more. In the second we trade soft- or unwired for hardwired, and we pay more. As I said, it makes sense of a sort, but some of the voices keep saying "huh?".

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  56. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A phone today will break if you drop it.

    At which point you run down to the store and pick from one of the several thousand phones that are available without having to resort to perpetual financing options. Or, even more horrific, you hook up a modem. Without asking permission.

    Yeah. I remember those days too. :P

  57. Re:While we're at it, stop installing crap into wa by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh please! As a former heavy smoker of the doobie the only posts you'll get from potheads is along the lines of "I'm hungry. Have you got any cookies?" or "cartoons are cool". Pot heads are about as much of a menace to society as a care bear. The only thing that needs to fear a pot head is the fridge.

    if you want fun and excitement, try dealing with a cranker for awhile. It can be quite...uhhh... interesting to sit there and watch as one empties his 9mm(they just love firearms and are quite paranoid...what a combination!) over and over into a tree because he is sure the FBI has a camera in it. meanwhile all the pothead wants to know is if there is anything good on TV and if there is any leftover pizza.

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  58. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by Big+Boss · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah sure...

    http://80211n.com/80211n-speed.html

    Site is run by Broadcom, they make and sell 802.11 chipsets. They say real world throughput is about 160Mbps (link speed means about as much as a politician's word). Real world speed on my wired LAN is ~980Mbps. In what world is 160Mbps "almost as fast" as 900+Mbps?

    Simple physics, wireless simply can't compete with wired for speed. Wired is also switched, wireless is shared. More than one stream on the network and they all suffer.

  59. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by Thaelon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Heard a noise at night? just go to the tablet on the wall, scan the cameras, and alert the authorities if necessary.

    Yes, the first thing I want to do if I hear a noise at night is put my face up to a wall, highlight my silhouette, ruin my night vision, and fiddle with some electronics.

    Correction, I'll go downstairs with a bat, or gun, and a really bright flashlight to blind any intruder with before I bat them. And if it's a miscreant child, blind them and scare the shit out of them so they'll stop sneaking out at night.

    I certainly do not intend to wait for authorities after putting myself at a serious disadvantage first.

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  60. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by mysidia · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not that they own it, it's that in Australia you have to have a cabling license, a registration to install cabling in order to install, terminate, connect, disconnect any kind of data cabling for telephone, computers, alarms, etc.

    Oh, and you can't install your own Cat5 to run your home LAN either, same rules apply, you've got to get an electrician.

    But it's not just existing cabling you can't change, you can't install new cabling either.

    Generally the first jack (closest jack to the outside box), and everything before it is what the telco is responsible for. The "Network Boundary Point", and everything on their side is their responsibility; sometimes that may be on the outside the building.

    You own everything else, you just aren't allowed to touch it yourself.

    If you're willing to pay, you can get a licensed cabling installer to disconnect the jack at the NBP from your other jacks and to re-terminate your existing cabling in a manner that permits you to plug Ethernet devices into it (provided it's Cat5)

    Of course, this is not free... and when you get the bill, you may wish you had just gotten a new install of Cat6 cabling done, while you were paying.......

  61. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In New Zealand it is standard practice to use cat5e or cat6 when wiring new houses for phone. Some sparkies daisy chain but when I wire houses I star it from a central point.

    Since 100baseT ethernet only uses pairs 2 and 3 (orange/white and green/white), you could punch down pairs 2 and 3 on an RJ45 jack and pair 1 (blue/white) on a phone jack.

    Better would be to just run 2 cat6 cables to each location, then you can use GigE.

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  62. Re:While we're at it, stop installing crap into wa by unl0rd · · Score: 2, Funny

    or possibly a 'First Post!' as the final post

  63. Re:Yes: Removing it may cut your house resale $ by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's for sure. I use those "ancient" jacks to access high-speed internet. Although not having telephone jacks would not stop me from buying a house, it would drop my offer a few thousand dollars since I have to deal with the hassle of re-installing the lines.

    Also I like having old-fashioned phones in my house, because in an electrical outage, they are the only things that still work.

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  64. Re:Use the line to pull other lines into your outl by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 2, Informative

    In New Zealand you can do your own wiring (eg install a new power socket or light fitting) provided it's your home and you follow NZ ECP 50 (Electrical Code of Practice).
    You may not do anything inside the switchboard - that requires a registered electrician.
    You may not do any of the above for reward (own home or near relative is fine).

    You ARE allowed to do any ELV (extra low voltage) wiring yourself. ELV wiring is not regulated. ELV in NZ is defined as below 50V AC or below 120V DC.

    Telephone networks in NZ operate at ELV, so you can legally do whatever you like, but Telcos reserve the right not to connect your dodgy work to their own network.

    Data cabling and AV cabling is all ELV.

    The wiring standard, AS/NZS 3000, requires segregation between your ELV wiring and mains voltage wiring.

    In this post, ELV has nothing to do with rugby.

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  65. Re:Yes: Removing it may cut your house resale $ by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although not having telephone jacks would not stop me from buying a house, it would drop my offer a few thousand dollars since I have to deal with the hassle of re-installing the lines.

    Wow, I thought BT (UK phone company) were bad when they charged me £100 to install a line to my house.

  66. Rig up an alarm that sounds every 108 minutes by halfdan+the+black · · Score: 2, Funny

    Connect all the copper to a alarm in each room, and have it go off every 108 minutes. Then rig up a console where you can type in a code to reset it.

  67. Are you sure you're never going back? by sorak · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Are you sure you're never going back? I felt the same way, until my son was born. Because my mother and my wife's mother take turns babysitting when we are at work (and they don't have cell phones), we ended up getting a Vonage phone so that they would have some way to dial 911 in an emergency.

    We have considered changing over to something like magic jack, because it can cut the price on a service we never use, but I have my reservations due to the way they do 911.

    Anyway, the odds of this being relevant to you are low, but the point is that whatever plan you go with, try to make it future-proof. Some things to consider are:
    1. Baby sitters may need a phone for emergencies, or just so you can check in kids, if and when you have them.
    2. Some people have had success using the existing wiring to make vonage service work like a traditional landline network.
    3. Someone else mentioned that a lack of phone wires may hurt resale value on your house. I would agree.

    FWIW...

  68. Re:Yes: Removing it may cut your house resale $ by wrfelts · · Score: 2, Informative
    2004 - Central Florida - 3 hurricanes

    Lost electricity, cell phones ran out of juice. Before that, though, the emergency responders had allocated or saturated the cell capacity.

    Land lines stayed up for a month while we had no appreciable cell service or electricity.

    Unfortunately, Verizon has started using the home owners electricity to "power" the land lines.

    What a cluster....