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String Theory Predicts Behavior of Superfluids

schrodingers_rabbit writes "Despite formidable odds, condensed matter physicists have made a breakthrough most thought impossible — finding a practical use for string theory. The initial breakthrough was made by physicist and cosmologist Juan Maldacena. His theory states that the known universe is only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space, projected into 3 dimensions. This theory manages to model black holes and quantum theory congruently, a feat that has eluded scientists for decades; but it fails to correspond to the shape of space-time in the known universe. However, it does predict thermodynamic properties of black holes, including higher-dimensional viscosity — the equations for which elegantly and almost exactly calculate the behavior of quark-gluon plasma and other superfluids. According to Jan Zaanen at the University of Leiden, 'The theory is calculating precisely what we are seeing in experiments.' Unfortunately, the correspondence cannot prove or disprove string theory, although it is a positive step." Not an easy path to follow: one condensed matter theorist said, "It took two years and two 1000-page books of dense mathematics, but I learned string theory and got kind of enchanted by it. [When the string-theory related] thing began to... make predictions about high-temperature superconductors, my traditional mainstay, I was one of the few condensed matter physicists with the preparation to take it up."

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  1. Yeah... by paazin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unfortunately, the correspondence cannot prove or disprove string theory, although it is a positive step.

    That is to say, if you view that the proving of string theory to be true a positive step.

    1. Re:Yeah... by samriel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Enlighten me, why would proving a theory that is another step toward a GUT be a negative step?

    2. Re:Yeah... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Enlighten me, why would proving a theory that is another step toward a GUT be a negative step?

      Well, you see, string theory is very complex, but really in the 2d universe we truly live in, it can be considered a negative step, but you won't understand it, because your used to only experiencing the 2 real dimensions and the incredible faux 3rd dimension, which is a construct of our brains to understand the space which we perceive. Anyway, the point is, if you really understand string theory, you see the negative step. But if you're standing behind the theory, it's a positive step. It's all relative.

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    3. Re:Yeah... by jandoedel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      if string theory is disproven, then we also know something more: the GUT is not string theory, ergo we need to direct our energy towards finding another theory. string theory is kinda unelegantly difficult, so a lot of people don't really want it to be true.

    4. Re:Yeah... by Polir · · Score: 1

      I suspect that you are just trolling and you perfectly understand that the statement only tries to emphasise that: even that the calculations by this theory corresponds with experimental data it does not prove the theory true, although it is a positive step (so it at least doesn't contradicts). And that this has nothing to do with wheter string theory itself a "positive step" to anywhere or not.

    5. Re:Yeah... by fulldecent · · Score: 0, Troll

      Chicken fingers. That's my grand unified theory.

      It taking another step towards that theory good?

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    6. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      A bit of a side point, you can never prove a theory no matter how much biologists (or anyone else) claims differently, you can only uncover evidence that supports it. However you can disprove a theory quite easily just by finding one case that doesn't fit with the theoretical predictions.
      This is what makes evolution a bad theory and creationism a much worse one, neither makes concrete testable predictions. String theory falls in the same category, no testable predictions. The summery (because this is /. and we don't read articles here) just says that the mathematics from string theory has been used to model already observed behavior. Neat idea but until the mathematics makes a testable prediction that matches the followup experiments, it is just masturbation with numbers.
      Yes I have my phd in theoretical soft condensed mater physics and work in a research lab.

    7. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Parent Summarised:
      "I don't like what it could mean, therefore, it's a negative thing."

    8. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does your mother feel about you converting her into a soft and condensed form, like custard? Meh, probably doesn't matter.

    9. Re:Yeah... by EL_mal0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Stick to physics; evolution does make testable predictions. It usually takes a while to run the tests, though.

    10. Re:Yeah... by db10 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Chicken don't have fingers, I hope this fact doesn't affect your PhD thesis.

    11. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Evolution certainly makes concrete, testable predictions: about what we expect to see in the fossil record, about what we expect to see in the genetic makeup of various species, about what we expect to see in the phenotypic features and behaviors of modern species, and about how we expect species to change over time. As a simple example of the last, consider http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/paul_ewald_asks_can_we_domesticate_germs.html

    12. Re:Yeah... by cabjf · · Score: 1

      Next I suppose you're going to tell me buffalo don't have wings.

    13. Re:Yeah... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It taking another step towards that theory good?

      If it's correct, then yes, of course. Good luck with your chicken finger theory!

    14. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is what makes evolution ... neither makes concrete testable predictions.

      Really?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiktaalik#Discovery

      "It's one of those things you can point to and say, 'I told you this would exist,' and there it is."

    15. Re:Yeah... by elashish14 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the correspondence cannot prove or disprove string theory, although it is a positive step.

      That is to say, if you view that the proving of string theory to be true a positive step.

      Pardon me for the semantics, but no science/scientific theory can be "proven" - even the theory of gravity can't be proven. If I take a rock and drop it on my desk a million times, that doesn't prove that it'll fall there again on the 1e6+1th time. The same goes with the theory of evolution: nothing can prove evolution, but we just have a lot of evidence (fossils, experiments, etc.) that support it. A theory is supposed to make robust predictions, not sense. You can't understand science, you can only apply it. Classical mechanics can't make sense of blackbody radiation or the photoelectric effect, but that doesn't mean that it's wrong, just that it's not useful on a quantum scale. String theory itself probably only has some realm of physics/dynamics that only it can explain that just doesn't make sense/isn't useful in the realm that we try to understand it in now.

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    16. Re:Yeah... by gartogg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your point about semantics and the word proof is understood. Of course, you are conflating proof in a mathematical sense with scientific proof. Scientific theories are proven repeatedly, when testable predictions are confirmed. (This is the traditional use of the word in science) They can still be disproven, but scientific proof is very different than mathematical proof. Of course, proof in the common sense meaning of the word is a completely different idea, and yet a third thing. If you're going to make semantic points, make sure the words you use are the ones you want. "Proof" is a bad one to pick apart semantically, because there are a couple different meaning depending on context and meaning. (Yes, in the same context, the same word can mean 2 different things. That's language for you.)

      Of course, you then stop making sense. One CAN understand science. See many comments of Feynman about just that point.You may think you are a scientist, but you seem to think about science a hell of a lot like an engineer.

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    17. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The problem with calling it "proof" is that it has the connotation that it is Truth. When in reality it merely models what is observed. Truth is unattainable in this universe.

    18. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, IANAM(I Am Not A Mathematician), but if super string theory is based on pure math, couldn't that math be proven? If you could prove string theory and you find more things to predict using it, which adds up, couldn't you create mathematical proofs using string theory to prove certain equations in physics based on the results from the pure math equations?

    19. Re:Yeah... by HadouKen24 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      However you can disprove a theory quite easily just by finding one case that doesn't fit with the theoretical predictions.

      I'd recommend taking a class or two on the philosophy of science. As it turns out, this just isn't true.

      A theory is not, generally speaking, a single predictive proposition. It is a set of propositions which, when taken together, imply a single prediction. Discovering that the prediction fails does not tell you which of the propositions is incorrect. It is almost certainly impossible to isolate the incorrect proposition experimentally.

      This principle is known in the philosophy of science as the Quine-Duhem thesis. The underlying logic has been found to be quite sound.

      And it coheres well with our normal intuitions about how science is to be done. If, for instance, we were to find a heavier-than-air object that falls up from a state of rest, we would not scrap the entire theory of gravity. We would realize that this is a special case and try to figure out what the correct way to modify it would be.

    20. Re:Yeah... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ignignokt: You and your 3rd dimension.
      Frylock: What about it?
      Ignignokt: It's cute, we have five.
      Err: Th-thousand.
      Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
      Err: Don't question it!
      Frylock: Well, I only see two.
      Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

    21. Re:Yeah... by flamingnight · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, you were Educated Stupid

    22. Re:Yeah... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      FffffffUuuuuu!

      How else could the Buffalo Girls come out at night if they didn't have flying buffalos to ride?

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    23. Re:Yeah... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if it did, the particular variant of string theory being used would not be "proved" true, because, as mentioned in OP, "... it fails to correspond to the shape of space-time in the known universe."

      So, the ONLY think this particular variant of string theory has been good for is modeling "higher-space" viscosity. It could never be used as a Unified Theory because it already has an obvious flaw.

    24. Re:Yeah... by SleepingWaterBear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is what makes evolution a bad theory and creationism a much worse one, neither makes concrete testable predictions.

      Where do you get the idea that evolution doesn't make concrete testable predictions? The theory of evolution is based on a few concrete premises each of which is very concrete and testable, and implies countless predictions.

      Properly, the theory of evolution might be better called the theory of descent with modification, evolution was never Darwin's choice name, he used the word once in his book, and the newspapers ran with it. The theory of descent with modification is very concrete. Offspring tend to share properties of their parents, but also have random variations. This is easily tested. Breed a bunch of fruit flies, kill all the ones that don't have a desired trait each generation. After a while you will find that the trait is much more strongly represented in the population. You will also find that some of the offspring will have traits neither parent had, and some may even have traits none of their ancestors had. This is just one test I came up with off the top of my head. There are millions. You can further more do tests to verify specific models of inheritance, but it's important to keep in mind that the general theory of evolution doesn't say anything about the specific mechanism for descent with modification.

      The rest of what we think of as the theory of evolution follows pretty quickly. If a selection pressure acts on a population over enough time, it becomes a statistical inevitability that the trait which leads to greater reproductive success will become more represented in the population. As a condensed matter physicist, this sort of statistical argument should be very familiar to you, and while the numbers involved aren't at the 10^24 order of magnitude that physicists consider in statistical mechanics, over a long enough time frame, the error bars on our expected values for representation of a trait in a population ought to get quite small. You ought to have the training to do some persuasive calculations on this front yourself if you make a couple simplifying assumptions. (and don't try to tell me that physicists don't make simplifying assumptions; unless you're talking about simple harmonic oscillators, or particles in boxes, pretty much all the calculations at the core of your discipline depend on reasonable simplifications)

      Now, I'm not claiming I have complete respect for what most academic biologists out there do with their time. An awful lot of what they do barely qualifies as science, but the basic theory of evolution is a very concrete, testable, and well understood theory, and is a heck of a lot closer to real science than string theory or a lot of the other flavor of the month theories that physics has been producing of late.

    25. Re:Yeah... by inamorty · · Score: 1

      I have a GUT. Can I play?

    26. Re:Yeah... by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      "Pardon me for the semantics, but no science/scientific theory can be "proven" - even the theory of gravity can't be proven."

      Well, if you want to be an ass about it, the word proven is just a word. Since "proof" is a cultural norm, all you have to do to eradicate any proof is eradicate the cultural norm of the proof itself. I mean, this is after all what evangelicals do every day when confronted with the Theory of Evolution. By your standard, Stephen Colbert is the greatest philosopher and scientist in human history.

      "Proven" means that a theory has a predictable conclusion, and that the predicted conclusion occurs in a repeatable manner so that if a variance in the prediction does occur, that variance can be accounted for by observed conditions.

      "If I take a rock and drop it on my desk a million times, that doesn't prove that it'll fall there again on the 1e6+1th time."

      But, you're misconstruing the cultural concept of "falling" with the scientific concept of gravity. If your rock failed to fall, out Theory of Gravity is sufficient enough that when it failed to fall we could rapidly deduce why it failed to fall (planet went away, you forgot to open your hand, some smartass installed thrusters on the bottom of the rock, etc).

      We can easily look at a problem like that and work our way through the observed event and tie it to our understanding of gravity.

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    27. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even simpler. Assuming that string theory is true (or at least a decent model of what's actually going on in nature, the same way that, say, Newtonian gravity was even though it ultimately turned out to be wrong), why would proving it be a negative step?

      Why would proving ANY theory that actually corresponds to nature be bad?

      To the GP: science isn't about proving theories that you personally have a preference for or that you think are "nice" - it's about the truth. Sometimes, the truth is ugly (whether string theory is is another question), but if it is - hey, such is life. Sucks to be you.

    28. Re:Yeah... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

      string theory is kinda unelegantly difficult, so a lot of people don't really want it to be true.

      Because quantum mechanics is so elegantly easy?

      I think we need to face facts, here: no GUT is gonna be simple. If it were, it probably would've been discovered already.

    29. Re:Yeah... by peragrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can't simplify something until you understand it. Once we have a GUT it will probably reduce to PIRcubed of the universe expanding.

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    30. Re:Yeah... by Xarin · · Score: 1

      Science does not prove things. It establishes them.

    31. Re:Yeah... by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      even the theory of gravity can't be proven

      You lose a million points for saying theory of gravity, specially if you meant it.

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    32. Re:Yeah... by Anpheus · · Score: 0

      Dimensions are pretty arbitrary when you're talking about mathematics. There are so many clever ways to store information in a value with fewer "apparent" dimensions that you aren't even scratching the surface in the subjects most computer scientists and slashdotters know about.

      It's truly mind-boggling to believe that the surface of a sphere is adequate, given the appropriate mathematical modeling, to describe a virtual space with volume, say, the inside of the sphere.

      Neither you nor I have the mathematical basis to question these theories and must instead rely on peer reviewed journals and theoretical results to be released before we can comment on the validity of these theories. Your "obvious flaw" is not a flaw at all according to what I've read on the subject. I'm sure someone in your place said something about Einstein's theory being obviously wrong because spacetime obviously does not curve. And it seems that we may have yet another way to test certain string theory predictions, and we may learn that not only is spacetime curved, but it's also got more or less dimensions than we observe.

    33. Re:Yeah... by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm just misunderstanding you but that seems a bit pedantic. If the theory of gravity is that two masses experience an attractive force and you find a situation where that isn't true then the theory is disproved. You might then come up a with a very similar theory which will include the new behaviour but that would be, by definition, a different theory.

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    34. Re:Yeah... by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Not really a negative step, more like an step belonging to a Lie Group...

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    35. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love that a Time Cube link has been modded 'Informative'.

    36. Re:Yeah... by HadouKen24 · · Score: 0

      But the theory that two masses always attract hasn't necessarily been disproved.

      Just from the scenario outlined, there are a number of possible resolutions to the problem that might preserve the theory of gravity inviolate. Perhaps the object that is repelled does not in fact have mass, but has what we might call anti-mass. Perhaps there is some bizarre warping of spacetime around or between the masses causing attraction to behave as if it were repulsion. A creative thinker sufficiently familiar with physics could postulate a number of such resolutions

      Each potential solution, of course, would eventually have to accumulate theoretical and experimental justification. But one implication of the Quine-Duhem thesis is that it is perfectly possible that, given sufficient brainpower, one could come up with a solution that preserves gravitation given nearly any experimental results. Which is the theoretical problem with falsifiabilism; one can, if one really tries, cling to nearly any theory if one adopts other postulations that are sufficiently convoluted. Think of the way that geocentrists responded to greater astronomic information by adding more and more epicycles to their model.

      Though both have problems in their work, Thomas Kuhn comes closer to describing the way science actually works than Karl Popper.

    37. Re:Yeah... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Or you could find that the theory is perfectly correct, and the two masses are accelerating away from each other for a different reason. In the real world, it's impossible to set up an experiment or make any observation that is unambiguous, that when the result is other than what you predicted, it can be certain that the reason is that the theory is wrong, rather than that there are other factors that were not accounted for, or other assumptions that are not part of the theory that are wrong, giving a different result. This has in fact happened in the past in science (just one quick example: the theory that light is transmitted by particles [photons] is one of the oldest theories about light, one that Newton advocated, however, over the next couple of centuries, it was eventually "disproven", only to be discovered later that the theory was correct, it was the assumptions behind the experiments that "disproved" it that were wrong [e.g. that if something exhibits characteristically wave-like behavior, it must not be a particle -- this turns out not to be true, but this "fact" underlied the experiments that finally "conclusively disproved" the particle theory of light by the 19th century]).

      A theory cannot be tested in isolation. Any test or observation, and the interpretation of the results, depend on a number of assumptions and other theories besides the theory being tested. A negative result from the test proves that either the theory or those other assumptions are flawed, but you can't get any better than that. It's impossible to construct an experiment that disproves a theory, at best you can show that the theory is inconsistent with those other assumptions and theories.

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    38. Re:Yeah... by soren202 · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but then it's just a bunch of numbers.

      A model doesn't necessarily describe actual phenomenon. It's nice to have it, of course, and the math may be sound, but it doesn't really mean anything, and may only possibly apply to real world occurrences.

    39. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do if they drink redbull

    40. Re:Yeah... by jandoedel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because quantum mechanics is so elegantly easy?

      well... actually it is relatively easy, and mathematically not extremely different from classcial physics. Basically you write a 'h' in some places where there used to be a '0', and that apparently has all this implications as wave/particle duality, uncertainty principle, observing = changing, etc...
      A bit hard to imagine, and sometimes counterintuitive, and the calculations can be quite some work (although QED and Feynman diagrams etc has made a lot of the calculations a lot easier. Make the diagram, for every line and knot in that diagram substitute a term in your equation, et voila!). It's actually a very beautiful theory. While the superstring stuff still remains a bit vague and complicated.

    41. Re:Yeah... by skelterjohn · · Score: 1

      Or that the object is magnetic. We can make entire trains float.

    42. Re:Yeah... by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Styrofoam trains are NOT magnetic.

    43. Re:Yeah... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Neither you nor I have the mathematical basis to question these theories"

      Nonsense. When the very proponent of the theory admits that it has a major flaw, I have no trouble at all judging it: "... it fails to correspond to the shape of space-time in the known universe." is not ambiguous language; it is quite clear. This theory is admittedly flawed. That does not mean that it is not useful for what they are using it for... but it does mean that as it currently stands, it is useless as a "Unified" theory. This is not genius-level material, man.

      "I'm sure someone in your place said something about Einstein's theory being obviously wrong because spacetime obviously does not curve."

      Now you are making assumptions about my education and intelligence. Try again.

    44. Re:Yeah... by disputationist · · Score: 1

      When people say evolution they don't just mean descent with modification, they mean the hypothesis that descent with modification (and other little things perhaps) is responsible for all the various species, and that this is how they descended from a common (and probably) single ancestor. It it this hypothesis that does not make (sufficiently) falsifiable predictions. Descent with variation is rather trivial and was known before and independent of Darwinian evolution. Anyone who breeds anything knows this.

    45. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever happened to standing behind the truth?
      If it works, it's a good theory - if it doesn't, it can be ditched.

      Personal opinions don't count.

    46. Re:Yeah... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Though both have problems in their work, Thomas Kuhn comes closer to describing the way science actually works than Karl Popper.

      Ah! This has to be the reason why Thomas Kuhn in 1995 stated: "Paradigm was a perfectly good word, until I messed it up."

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    47. Re:Yeah... by Sique · · Score: 1

      It it this hypothesis that does not make (sufficiently) falsifiable predictions.

      It does. It predicts species (possibly long died out and only preserved in fossils) which share properties of different, already known species.

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    48. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all intuitively obvious, unless you're stupid. [sniff] You primitive humans. And anti de Sitter space is so 2090's. Nowadays we're beyond mere n-dimensional space, which is so very limited.

    49. Re:Yeah... by HadouKen24 · · Score: 1

      Yes, he said that. He continued the thought to the effect of "I mean, it was a perfectly good word for what I needed it to do at the time, and the underlying ideas are quite sound, but using it has resulted in an unclear understanding of the point I was making."

      Recognizing that a particular use of language may not have been, in the long run, ideal, is not the same as repudiating one's life's work.

    50. Re:Yeah... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      One of Darwin's own predictions was that for Evolution to work, the mechanisms of heredity could not allow unlimited blending. When Crick and Watson got their Nobel, it was in part for showing that the genetic code was a descrete (as in non-blending) system, and it's fair to claim that Darwin himself predicted some aspects of DNA. With that said, there are areas where I suspect the theory is showing cracks - for example, sexual selection is often used to explain changes happening over short timeframes where regular natural selection seems a stretch, and there's been some big flaws in the whole sex selection model (See Bighorn Sheep, a creature usually considered an obvious case of sexual selection pressure.).

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    51. Re:Yeah... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      I am not convinced that string theory *can* be proven or disproven at our current level of technological development and scientific knowledge. Either proving or disproving it could potentially be a useful result, because either outcome might give us information we currently can only guess at. But it may have to wait for other developments (if it ever even materializes at all; more than one physicist has suggested that string theory may be inherently non-falsifiable due to its intrinsic vagueness).

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    52. Re:Yeah... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Of course, you are conflating proof in a mathematical sense with scientific proof.

      As someone who majored in math, I find the phrase "scientific proof" inherently weird. Science really doesn't have anything that a mathematician would call proof. The closest science ever gets to proof is somewhere in the neighborhood of "well, it's worked every time we tried it so far", which is what math people call a "conjecture".

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    53. Re:Yeah... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > evolution does make testable predictions. It usually takes a while to run the tests, though.

      In fact, running the tests takes an open-ended indeterminate amount of time, very much analogous to the halting problem in computer science.

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    54. Re:Yeah... by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      The holographic principle and related theories of string theory and other GUTs have all been far over my head mathematically. And, as I said, likely yours. You've yet to post your accolades.

      So I'm making a reasonable assumption. /. is a geek crowd that appeals primarily to computer geeks.

      As for the flaw, the language appears plain, but so does "holographic principle theories describe a universe of less than the number of observed dimensions." DING DING DING! That doesn't sound like the reality I know and love.

      That's my problem. We don't know. We especially don't know if all you're going off of is TFS. And don't lie to me, I know you didn't read TFA.

    55. Re:Yeah... by realnrh · · Score: 1

      I smell a Mythbusters episode! "This week, Adam and Jamie attempt to find out how strong a magnetic field is needed to make a styrofoam train float!" Then they show pictures of Adam hovering in midair over a giant electromagnet they built out of a pre-exploded car. I'd watch.

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    56. Re:Yeah... by KingBenny · · Score: 0

      The guy doesn't seem totally stupid even if his boasts about creating four days seem as far fetched as the God he's condemning lol

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    57. Re:Yeah... by m50d · · Score: 1
      Because quantum mechanics is so elegantly easy?

      Yes, it is. I highly recommend studying the basics of QM; it really is an astonishingly elegant and beautiful theory.

      Of course the calculations are difficult - they require you to actually solve those beautiful equations, which is always much harder. For more interesting systems we have to solve perturbatively, which is an ugly hack. But it's possible to directly do e.g. the energy levels of a hydrogen atom - and it really is an elegant calculation, and while I wouldn't call it "easy" it's actually very straightforward.

      Every theory of nature we've discovered has been simpler than that which it replaced - and more abstracted from reality, the two go hand in hand. QM versus classical electrodynamics is a perfect example. I would expect the true unified theory to be very simple (we probably discovered the fundamental mathematical part two hundred years ago), but also require a lot of very intricate calculation to relate it to experiments.

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    58. Re:Yeah... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      looks like 4Chan wins again....

      Fuxing stupid.

    59. Re:Yeah... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Not taking sides. For me, string theory is all about tying my shoes.

      Who says the GUT has to be elegant?

      Reality is messy. Deal with it.

    60. Re:Yeah... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Lets come up with a car analogy here. Popper describes, how the winner of a race is determined, while Kuhn points out, that the rules (explicit in the rule books and implicit in engineering traditions), after which racing cars are built, have been changing over time in the racing series.

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    61. Re:Yeah... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      So, where you don't know, rather than just saying "I don't know", instead you assume.

      Actually, I did read TFA. And right near the top, it states "A shame, then, that the correspondence applied to the wrong shape of universe."

      Now, I don't know why you find this ambiguous, and I will not speculate. But the fact that you find it ambiguous does not imply that I do also. It is very clear to me. I will thank you to stop saying "we" in this context, because it isn't so.

    62. Re:Yeah... by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like if the theory produces correct experimental, and hopefully theoretical, predicted results, then the problem lies with naysayers who say it's the wrong shape or model of reality. If the model works, it doesn't matter what you believe, it's better than theories that don't work and don't explain the results or make predictions.

      So if it turns out reality is somewhat lopsided at certain scales, so be it, but frankly I can't see why you see this to be a problem.

    63. Re:Yeah... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "It sounds to me like if the theory produces correct experimental, and hopefully theoretical, predicted results, then the problem lies with naysayers who say it's the wrong shape or model of reality."

      Now we're talking about two different things. I have already stated that it may be perfectly fine for that particular use. I do not and did not dispute that.

      What I stated was that it might be fine for that particular use, but that this particular flavor of "string theory" would never be a "Unified" theory, because of its other flaws.

    64. Re:Yeah... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I think we need to face facts, here: no GUT is gonna be simple. If it were, it probably would've been discovered already.

      Fermat was just messing with us, right?

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    65. Re:Yeah... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If evolution is true, then when you poison a population, eventually the population will develop resistance to the poison.

      What's that? There are drug resistant bacteria now?

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    66. Re:Yeah... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If you're thinking 'Gravity is a law!', it's an anachronism. They used to call natural theories laws when they were developed enough. Today everything is a theory, and with good reason. Newton's laws, for example, are theories which can be proven incomplete either by thinking big and looking at relativity, or by thinking small and looking at quantum physics.

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    67. Re:Yeah... by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      If you're thinking 'Gravity is a law!', it's an anachronism

      Oh yeah? You wanna know what happens to people with their own interpretations?
      Okay, you get your points back, but I get 10 points for using a reference to the bible (and lego!) as an "argument"

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    68. Re:Yeah... by gartogg · · Score: 1

      The point was once made that even though a group of philosophers might not believe in the existence of a reality separate from themselves, when they are done discussing it, they leave through the door, not the wall.

      As a fellow math major, I understand your discomfort with the supposed misuse of the word proof, but what that means is that nothing is ever considered proven, at least when relating to the real world. This doesn't match the way we use the word, so we need a better definition - I might agree that gravity isn't proven, but I rely on it when figuring out how to launch a rocket, or medicine when going to the doctor. In the common sense, then, we would agree that these things are considered proven.

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  2. Science Fiction by siloko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or does String Theory really sound like someone is making it up as they go along. It's like: "we haven't a clue whats going on but reality's so wierd we've decided to pull a theory out of our ass!"

    1. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Umm, you've just described all scientific progress both past, present, and future...

    2. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And pulling it out with strings!

      Sorry about that...

    3. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just you. It's almost a cult thing within the scientific community, and isn't particularly well-regarded even as a theory...it's borderline unfalsifiable pseudoscience.

    4. Re:Science Fiction by ZombieWomble · · Score: 1
      Yeah, not like all that good science which is decided in advance and then rigidly adhered to!

      Wait a minute...

    5. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's like spaghetti theory. They throw bunch up against wall, and if a few sticks then they say "see, like we were saying...".

      Doesn't matter. They'd all soon be hanged with FSM tentacles for sacrilege.

    6. Re:Science Fiction by mikael · · Score: 1

      I think astrophysics is like that - I once went into a university bookstore to buy some recommended textbooks. On the top of the discount book table was a really impressive looking book with a some wireframe graphics on the front page. It was a summary of all the research carried out on the mathematical theory of black holes over 10 years (the size of two PC keyboards back to back). It was being sold at a discount because all the research was now out of date.

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    7. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I thought "both" was only used to describe two items.

    8. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know people that pull Strings out of their ass...., but usually beads are attached to them.

    9. Re:Science Fiction by nomorecwrd · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's because your mind is still constrained by our 2D universe.

    10. Re:Science Fiction by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Who the heck even -knows- what string theory really is? (beyond the pop-sci ``we model things as strings instead of point particles'').

      From what I've read, the equations are so broad that you can calculate and fit'em to pretty much anything (sorta like you can calculate anything with a general purpose computer...therefore, the computer is a physics theory---it calculates things so exactly!)

      The problem of string theory isn't its ability to predict. It's falsifiability. I've yet to see an experiment (or even an -idea-) that -could- prove string theory wrong. Without that little bit, it's not a theory at all... it's a... religion!

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    11. Re:Science Fiction by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with "pc keyboards back-to-back" as a system of measurement, could you translate that into Football Fields for me?

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    12. Re:Science Fiction by Draek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, the same could be (and was) said of Quantum Physics as well. Reality *is* fucked up after all.

      Pity, Newton's equations were *so* much easier...

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    13. Re:Science Fiction by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't just you. A lot of ignorant, know-it-all, non-physicist Slashdotters have made the same complaint.

    14. Re:Science Fiction by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      That's all science ever is. Nobody knows what a wavefunction is supposed to be, but it's the core element of quantum mechanics and it's incredibly useful. Nobody really understand what entropy is either, or how you're supposed to understand things like enthalpy or Gibbs/Helmholtz free energy, but they're still essential for determining equilibrium systems/structures via thermodynamics and statistical mechanics. The value of a theory is based on how much it explains and whether it makes any useful, verifiable and applicable predictions. So yes, in essence, you're right but your misunderstanding is more of what science is as opposed to string theory.

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    15. Re:Science Fiction by Troed · · Score: 1

      It's becoming harder and harder for the ones controlling our simulation to keep up the impression of a live dynamic world. Having to stay one step ahead of our scientific progress in the simulated world, having to explain phenomena that were once thought out of our grasp yet documented (distant galaxies with the same rotation speed regardless of the distance from the core) and now needing explanations.

      We're close to seeing the illusion fail. I wonder if that makes the experiment invalid and if they'll just pull the plug?

      [yeah, totally insane, but what if?]

    16. Re:Science Fiction by kalirion · · Score: 1

      That's what I think about Dark Matter / Energy.

    17. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking, like most people on slashdot, as someone who has absolutely no knowledge of the topic other than what I have read in the summary, I agree 1,000,000%. Science is useless, any scientific theory I don't understand is a hoax or a religion, Ron Paul is electable, and 9/11 was an inside job.

    18. Re:Science Fiction by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with "pc keyboards back-to-back" as a system of measurement

      About 14 of these would make a kilderkin. About 200000 of them would make an acre-foot.
      Everything clear now?

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    19. Re:Science Fiction by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      As mud. Thank you.

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    20. Re:Science Fiction by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      They pulled a string theory out of their ass?

      In high school, I had a friend who had a small to medium 12-year-old yappy dog. He was blind, so he would bark at you even if he knew you, until he got close enough to smell you. Then he still might yap.

      One day he ate a baseball. A few days later, a string started coming out of his butt. They had to pull the string out, unless they wanted his to drag his butt string around all day. So they pulled, and when they did, he would yap. He was like some kind of life pull-string toy: pull the string from his butt, and he would bark.

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    21. Re:Science Fiction by NotFamous · · Score: 1

      "we haven't a clue whats going on but reality's so wierd we've decided to pull a theory out of our ass!"

      If that is true, then we must be smart asses.

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    22. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which in turn is projected from a 1D universe, which in turn is projected from a singularity.

    23. Re:Science Fiction by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      Well that also says it can't be proven right either. Does that mean as they move they won't hit a point where they will have the abilitiy? No, so keep going if you want and see where it leads.

    24. Re:Science Fiction by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 0

      Lets not forget that the illuminati is out to get us.

    25. Re:Science Fiction by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Would be really cool if the Police got back together. That's my theory.

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    26. Re:Science Fiction by geekboy642 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why this could be a big thing. If it's making actual testable predictions, you can almost call string theory a science. It's a massive breakthrough for the last decade of seemingly-pointless navel-gazing.

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    27. Re:Science Fiction by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      If the book was two keyboards end-to-end, would be really difficult to fit in backpack.

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    28. Re:Science Fiction by Gilmoure · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's because your mind is still constrained by our 2D universe.

      I think boobs (NSFW) disprove the 2D universe.

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    29. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of Newton. To me string theory is really just like calculus. No one complains that calculus can't be disproven. Such a statement is silly. There are specific models using calculus that can be disproven, just like specific string theory models. The fact that this tool can be used to make new models work doesn't mean something is wrong.

    30. Re:Science Fiction by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

      No, that's only the theoretical half of it. The other half is the experimental: "What happens when I poke it with a stick?"

    31. Re:Science Fiction by acgetchell · · Score: 1

      There are several very cool results from String/M-theory, but nothing that can be fully understood without the mathematics. But a theory that fully explains all interactions, including matter fields, with supersymmetry and supergravity arising naturally from it, an explanation of the heirarchy problem, and use of perturbation theory and renormalization for gravitons which are generally non-renormalizable, is interesting.

      Loop Quantum gravity is interesting too, especially for its background independence, but it will never explain matter fields, and the semiclassical sector is currently lacking. By contrast, string theory has a natural extension to classical general relativity.

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    32. Re:Science Fiction by Vahokif · · Score: 0

      I haven't a clue whats going on but reality's so wierd I've decided they've pulled the theory out of their asses!"

      Fixed that for ya.

    33. Re:Science Fiction by spun · · Score: 1

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

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    34. Re:Science Fiction by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Or because you are too evil to accept nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-day time cube.

    35. Re:Science Fiction by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      String theorists don't make predictions, they make excuses. -Feynman

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    36. Re:Science Fiction by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      ...as an unmuddied lake, sir. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.

    37. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      String theory is a belief that there are little strings of something vibrating back and forth each complementing each other.

      Now the Japanese guy that came up with this, is close. I'll give him that. But he actually hasn't thought it all the way through. Einstein was actually correct when he said that there is a theory of everything.

      Now I know that this well be modded into -10 something. That is fine. I know that there is 300 years of physics that I am going against and working against the people that will mod this way down. But I wanted to go on record somewhere that the Large Hadron Collider will not find anything unless there is two.

      Galileo was imprisoned for going against 1000 years of history by saying that the earth rotated round the sun. I know that it isn't as harsh now as it was back then. If someone studying physics could just stop and ponder about what is the most abundant in outer space and how particles could happen, our energy problems would be solved.

      I came to the keep it simple solution after watching a program on discovery channel. I know I am going to get laughed at but one day, I'll have the last laugh.

      Going further to make any element all you need is a bunch of heat and a bunch of absence of heat. When an atomic bomb splits an atom, that atom gives off the exact amount of heat that it took to produce that element.

      Fusing Hydrogen to produce Helium is different because, it is taking two elements and making one form, not two forms banging into each other.

      Now laugh at this. Alchemist spent a life time trying to make gold. If I had the proper lab equipment, not only could I prove my theory, I could easily make a bunch of the stuff given only two elements.

    38. Re:Science Fiction by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      +1 Choodessny Sinny, my droog.

    39. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

      They just did pull the plug. Fortunately, all the individual moments are part of Totality anyway. The simulation isn't the only thing that describes them and puts them in a sequence. And they weren't the only ones running the simulation anyhow, so, when they turned it off, we never even noticed.

      So, is this still "troll tuesday" (whatever the fuck that means to your tiny fagball brain) or are you still trying to get the last word in like a person who hasn't seen a woman naked?

      I'm guessing the latter of the two - but please - prove me right.

    40. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Umm, you've just described all scientific progress both past, present, and future..."

      Umm, no. I believe what siloko is referring to is the unfalsifiable.

      There is the unfalsifiable theory that people believe but don't recognize as such, so they keep testing the current theory.

      There is the unfalsifiable theory that isn't strictly unfalsifiable, just that the main players keep tweaking the theory constantly. iow, the theory is so expansive beyond the scope that is necessary, it's impossible to disprove.

    41. Re:Science Fiction by LeonN · · Score: 1

      hahaha, I love your link :) :D

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    42. Re:Science Fiction by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Sure. If you store twenty-five Libraries of Congress, with optimal lossless compression, on the minimum possible number of CD-ROMs, stack the discs, then lay the stack on the surface of an oblate toroid along the largest circle on the toroid's surface, then shrink the toroid until the two ends of the stack exactly touch, an object that's the size of two PC keyboards back to back would just about fit in the "donut hole" area that's either inside or outside the toroid depending on how you define "inside" and "outside"; whereas, a football field would have nearly a hundred times the surface area of the toroid. HTH.HAND.

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    43. Re:Science Fiction by JBaustian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know there are lots of folks who are smarter than I am. but they are not THAT much smarter. Given a reasonably coherent explanation, I can usually understand most anything, including astrophysics and cosmology. String theory does sound like a prank.

    44. Re:Science Fiction by realnrh · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "Hmmm, I wonder if it does that every time?" immediately after poking it with a stick.

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    45. Re:Science Fiction by metaforest · · Score: 1

      and as long as you stay out of the universe of the very, very big, and the very very small, Newton is accurate out to about 1e-6.

      Good enough for g'varmit work.

    46. Re:Science Fiction by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I was thinking. Actually making a testable prediction is huge.

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  3. Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a theory that there must be a joke in here somewhere about strings and superfluid!

    1. Re:Title by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a theory that there must be a joke in here somewhere about strings and superfluid!

      Maybe something about David Carradine or Michael Hutchence?

    2. Re:Title by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      The Soviets are coming for our bodily fluids?

  4. O.o by Nickodeimus · · Score: 1

    is string theory something to do with that thing in space in Star Trek: Generations?

    1. Re:O.o by Rashdot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know, but I do have a theory how 7of9 would look in a string.

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    2. Re:O.o by robinsonne · · Score: 1

      IIRC, that was a ribbon, not a string.

    3. Re:O.o by realnrh · · Score: 1

      No, it's all about tuning violins. Any other outcomes from it are just grav(it)y.

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  5. Wow by pzs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm always amazed that theoretical physicists can manipulate such immensely complex abstract objects in their heads and still be able to breathe and maintain bladder control. It really makes software engineering look like a piece of piss. Much respect.

    I would also say that having worked with academic medics, chemists, mathematicians, computer scientists and biologists, physicists are almost always the coolest, most down to earth and least douchey scientists out there.

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's because they look at how huge the universe is, how much energy is in it, how long it's all been around, how long it will most likely continue to be around, then truly comprehend how small, short-lived, and insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things.

      That kind of realization will humble anyone, no matter how smart they are.

    2. Re:Wow by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Very simple explanation - nothing in the universe builds humility like an education in physics. If you don't walk out of a physics degree feeling like you know less than you did when you started, like all you've done is build layer upon layer of model and gained only modest flashes of insight into reality after marathon sessions of math, then you've done something wrong.

    3. Re:Wow by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1, Troll

      Have you met old scientists? Smelly old men with irritable bowel and asthma.

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    4. Re:Wow by pzs · · Score: 1

      I don't know. Molecular biology is mind bogglingly complex but it doesn't seem to instill humility in those guys.

    5. Re:Wow by Saba · · Score: 1

      > I'm always amazed that theoretical physicists can manipulate such immensely complex abstract objects in their heads and still be able to breathe and maintain bladder control.

      That's easy. You just imagine n dimensions, and let n tend to 11...

    6. Re:Wow by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I didn't get my physics degree. I stopped trying after Quantum Mechanics freshman year. I love relativity, but I felt like Quantum Mechanics was using one mathematical equation to prove another one which is used to prove a third. And so on. Eventually, you could plot the course of an electron around a hydrogen atom, but helium was too complex. Of course, a contributing factor might have been that my University didn't check the course requirements and realize that I didn't have the right level of Math to take Quantum Mechanics. I still love physics, but I still don't like Quantum Mechanics. (I passed the course with a C, but I think the only reason I didn't fail is that there were only 3 students in the course and the professor didn't want to have a 33% failure rate.)

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    7. Re:Wow by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Here's the thing: quantum mechanics is making predictions that can be proven or disproven. In fact, that's what Fermilab is doing every day, and what CERN swears it will be doing once they find the right adapter plate to mount the new carburetor on it.

      String Theory is starting out at some wild conclusion (10 dimensional space) and trying to work its way back to the observable universe by saying, "Well, is you fold dimension 10 over to flap B attached to dimension 9, then fold dimension 9 over to slit C of dimnesion, etc ... then you will be able to say the universe is ten dimensional, thereby providing a simple starting point for talking about the 20 dimensional universe! Tada!"

      String Theory doesn't predict anything. Therefore, it should not be mentioned in the same sentence as quantum mechanics.

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    8. Re:Wow by OldSoldier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having a physics undergrad degree myself I always felt this humility was due to quantum mechanics. It is just so bizarre and so far removed from everyday common sense that physicists have to live every day with the realization that the universe *is* stranger than we can suppose. Pretty humbling.

      But also, it may be due to a much more rapid set of paradigm changing events in physics as compared to other sciences. Within the last 150 years physics has gone from renowned scientists saying that "we've almost discovered all there is to discover" to Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, steady-state to big bang, dark matter, dark energy, and possibly more that I'm leaving out. When phycisists can look back in relatively recent memory and see such changes as well as titans say things like "God does not play dice with the universe" to seeing proof that, well he does, why should anyone be cocky?

    9. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...having worked with academic medics, chemists, mathematicians, computer scientists and biologists, physicists are almost always the coolest, most down to earth and least douchey scientists out there.

      Having worked with the same set I have to say the precise opposite. But perhaps physicists who decide to come and work in biology are somehow an exception. Certainly it's a miracle that many I've met manage to control their bladders, considering how little control they apparently have over their tongues.

    10. Re:Wow by catchblue22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For me, I came out of my physics education with a realization that the world is far far far stranger than anything our everyday experience would lead us to believe. It has also left me with a strong sense that none of our knowledge is absolutely certain. That doesn't mean that I believe that our scientific theories are necessarily completely wrong, but rather that our current theories may very well be incomplete.

      String theory is definitely interesting. Gaining even a glimpse into it is far more humbling than learning quantum mechanics, and that is saying something! Where it will lead is completely unknown. For all we know, string theory may turn into a dead end (or into a massively complicated labyrinth with nothing but dead ends). Or it may turn into an immensely powerful predictive tool. Who can tell?

      There are alternatives to string theory that show promise in uniting quantum mechanics and gravity. I haven't fully digested this yet, but this paper summary argues that space-time may have fractal elements that have the potential to predict both quantum mechanics and gravity.

      The bottom line is that the universe is immense, and immensely complicated, and we are small. In such a universe, certainty becomes an absurdity.

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    11. Re:Wow by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      That was the point of Fnkmaster's post - it's not about the *complexity* really.

    12. Re:Wow by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The grand scheme of things", yeah, I love how people compare themselves to the hole universe as if it somehow was the objective way to look at things.

      I don't compare myself to the whole universe, I compare myself to elemental particles. In that tiny scheme of things, I'm giant made of tiny molecules that make up cells that make up tubes and organs and shit, which millions of organisms and such living in me. I'm a world of its own.

      I'm being serious here, I don't get how people can go "oh look I'm so much smaller than the whole fucking universe, and so much younger too, that just blew my mind". I for one don't see how the size of the world you live in is relevant to what you are. That's just a misplaced point of view to look at yourself from. Also, I think it's just an exercise of mental masturbation in the dimensions abstractions department, i.e. it's hard to really picture to ourselves what large numbers really represent rather than just a bunch of zeroes, so the exercise of picturing how many times bigger than you the universe really is is humbling, but still completely irrelevant to your life. The universe could stop 50 kilometres up in the sky, it could be only 6000 years old, what would it change to you?

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    13. Re:Wow by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      It's because they look at how huge the universe is, how much energy is in it, how long it's all been around, how long it will most likely continue to be around, then truly comprehend how small, short-lived, and insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things.

      That kind of realization will humble anyone, no matter how smart they are.

      One would hope they'd be smart enough to see through that platitude. When they look at how huge the universe is compared to them, how long it's been around and will continue, and truly comprehend how small and short-lived they are, they will see how the precious moments of their lives are even more short-lived, unique, and special. Forgot one a million, that's almost commonplace, you're more like one in 10^37 (probably a gross underestimate there).

      The more rare something is, the more significant and special each is. These massive scales of space and time make us and our years small by comparison, but it does not decrease the significance of us and our short lives -- it does precisely the opposite. It highlights in the extreme just how special our lives really are, how significant, rare, and special each year of our lives really is. Sure, it won't matter in a million years. That's why it really matters now.

      Only the vain, who hope their names will be spoken to the end of time, will be off-put by these things. For the rest of us, this realization does not humble us into mistakenly thinking we're insignificant -- we knew all along that in a million years no one will care (if anyone is even around to do so). We already knew that, but we might not have appreciated how unique and rare we are right here and now. In a world where it's easy to think you're just another statistic on a corporate consumption balance sheet, such scales of space and time, and our tiny place in them, makes it plain just how rare and special each of the tiny lives of us tiny people really is.

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    14. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      String Theory doesn't predict anything. Therefore, it should not be mentioned in the same sentence as quantum mechanics.

      Actually, there was a recent article that says string theory predicts behavior of superfluids.

    15. Re:Wow by Wargames · · Score: 1

      I agree. The more I learn the less I know. It is a strange place. Everything could be inscribed on an imaginary sphere. On a computer, anything can happen between the execution of two instructions. A program can be stopped and restarted just where it left off at any time e.g. hibernate. What happens between the Planck distances is nobody's business. I welcome fractal string theory and the continuum it represents. It would explain a lot of things but still doesn't tell me how life is and how here got here and why I think these thoughts some where over the rainbow...why oh why can't I....

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    16. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, a contributing factor might have been that my University didn't check the course requirements and realize that I didn't have the right level of Math to take Quantum Mechanics.

      Or, you could have done this yourself ... but I'm sure it's the university's fault.

    17. Re:Wow by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      So to do physics right you should feel like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting yourself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lies all undiscovered before you?

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    18. Re:Wow by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I'm always amazed that theoretical physicists can manipulate such immensely complex abstract objects in their heads and still be able to breathe and maintain bladder control. It really makes software engineering look like a piece of piss. Much respect. Sure, but since you have no idea what they're talking about, for all you know it's just random mathematical-sounding bullshit to keep their university positions.

    19. Re:Wow by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      ...then truly comprehend how small, short-lived, and insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things. That kind of realization will humble anyone, no matter how smart they are.

      Except me. And Zaphod Beeblebrox.

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    20. Re:Wow by johanatan · · Score: 0

      ... but rather that our current theories may very well be incomplete.

      As per Kurt Godel-- our current theories are definitely incomplete and if they weren't, then they'd be inconsistent.

    21. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you study physics you become unimportant in the grad scheme of things.

      Ba-dum-dum

    22. Re:Wow by KingBenny · · Score: 0

      ofcourse, but M-theory still seems a bit fantastic to me to say the least ... i can visualize more or less the concept of strings but colliding universes bubbling about giving birth to big bangs ... that's just to make the picture fit the frame, it's wild guessing. Then again, 1950s sci-fi seems to be the matter of the quantum and the astro now :-)

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    23. Re:Wow by metaforest · · Score: 1

      By examining my place in a REAL universe composed of structures and processes too vast for the typical layman to even comprehend... and combine that with the understanding that all of that vastness is composed of equally REAL and unfathomably small quanta... I find, attenuates the more typical human tendency to behave like a total prick.

    24. Re:Wow by Nyder · · Score: 1

      It's because they look at how huge the universe is, how much energy is in it, how long it's all been around, how long it will most likely continue to be around, then truly comprehend how small, short-lived, and insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things.

      That kind of realization will humble anyone, no matter how smart they are.

      Never understood this. How does that make me feel small?

      Am I supposed to be scared because someday i'm going to die?

      Should I feel stupid because I don't know everything?

      Nope, I just take it in stride. It's like giving up living because you realise there isn't really point in life ('cept for the lulz).

      Anyways, if there's one thing history has taught me is this: Whatever "the educated" peeps of today think is how crap is, someone will prove them wrong later.

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    25. Re:Wow by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not sure I can explain why, but when I hear such comments my gut reaction is "wow, that's a lot of faggotry going on here!".

      Maybe because of the false humbleness that goes with saying such things as "Most people cannot even comprehend it, I can a little bit (<--false modesty here) and anyone who can (i.e. the elite of people who even have the brain power to picture it that you are part of) will necessarily then truly comprehend how small, short-lived, and insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things. (<--false humbleness and all-out faggotry here)".

      But it's cool, we all know chicks dig such statements, it makes us sound smarter than anyone else and "deeper" too. And gayer too.

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    26. Re:Wow by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Ya know you might want to hire a therapist RE: your issues with Homophobia. You might actually learn something about yourself.

    27. Re:Wow by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      lol, nice comeback, not. Nothing to do with actual homosexuality, I was talking about faggotry in the "omg ur teh ghey!!!111" sense.

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    28. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take no offence, but attending to to physics course to realize that "the world is far far far stranger than anything our everyday experience would lead us to believe" is pretty disappointing. Have you ever observed what people do when they are together ? Have you ever saw a good movie ? Read a good poem ? In those very simple things you should see how incredibly strange human nature is and how stranger it is than the movement of a few particles in space. Complexity is at both ends of the matter, but when you look at the human side, you understand you don't understand much quicker (without anything else than basig calculus :-)

      Stefan

    29. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if I can consider myself a "theoretical physicist" since now I'm working in a much different field, but believe me, even if probably my comment stay unread due to my "anonymous coward" status, this is the most kind and encouraging thing I've heard for a long time.

      I've never regret becoming a physicist, even if I'm a poor one. Probably there are jobs out there which can provide more, but the satisfaction being a physicist and try to make people realize the beauty of our universe, can't be compared with any amount of money (well... that's not entirely true... OK I'm just kidding!!!)

      Anyway, THANK YOU for the encouragement!

    30. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      medics, chemists, mathematicians, computer scientists and biologists, physicists are almost always the coolest, most down to earth and least douchey scientists out there.

      In my experience it's just the opposite

    31. Re:Wow by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Will the two of you just shut the fuck up and kiss already?

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    32. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The universe could stop 50 kilometres up in the sky, it could be only 6000 years old, what would it change to you?

      My GPS wouldn't work for a start, nor would my satellite TV.

    33. Re:Wow by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      If it was so they'd just stick satellites onto the celestial "ceiling" ;-). That would actually be quite convenient, your satellite TV would be much better for the satellite would be like 700 times closer.

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  6. Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny

    the known universe is only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space, projected into 3 dimensions

    Well if THAT'S all it is, I see no reason to upgrade my video card.

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    1. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by MoldySpore · · Score: 1

      True, but DirectX 11 will support anti-de-Sitter 3D Projection Model 1.0 so you'll have to upgrade eventually. ;)

      The guys over @ "The Big Bang Theory" are probably scrambling to incorporate this into next season's scripts. Pretty much the only practical application of String Theory for the rest of us.

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    2. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Indeed. I hadn't heard of the term before, so I looked it up.

      In mathematics and physics, n-dimensional anti de Sitter space, sometimes written AdSn, is a maximally symmetric Lorentzian manifold with constant negative scalar curvature. It is the Lorentzian analog of n-dimensional hyperbolic space, just as Minkowski space and de Sitter space are the analogs of Euclidean and elliptical spaces respectively. It is best known for its role in the AdS/CFT correspondence.

      - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti_de_Sitter_space

      Well, glad that's cleared up!

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    3. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I looked at that Wikipedia article. Then I had to look up all of the other words.

      Then my head asplode.

      Thanks a lot!

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    4. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by nyctopterus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Gah! That's so common in technical topics on Wikipedia. The problem is that it is is written by undergrads and interested amateurs (I know, I'm one of them). Often they don't know the subject well enough to simplify it for a general audience, and are stuck putting it in the same language they learned it in. Simplifying a complex topic generally takes quite a degree of mastery, in order to know which simplifications are justifiable, and which would distort the concept too much.

      Also, I think sometimes they like to show off by writing things people can't understand.

    5. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Timmmm · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Also, I think sometimes they like to show off by writing things people can't understand."

      Definitely. E.g. the intro for "dot product" says "It is the standard inner product of the orthonormal Euclidean space." If you're trying to work out what a dot product *is* then that is a completely useless and confusing statement. Mathworld is usually much better than Wikipedia in this respect.

    6. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by berashith · · Score: 1

      my two year old son can beat the shit out of a keyboard and write something that people cant understand. It is no reason to show off!

    7. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by cheftw · · Score: 1

      Well if you don't know what a dot product is you're obviously too stupid to find out.

      (not a troll, an clever illustration of how wikipedia often assumes knowledge which it should not)

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    8. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by KraftDinner · · Score: 1

      I tried to find one at simple.wikipedia.org but no such luck.

    9. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by KraftDinner · · Score: 1

      I agree, which is why I put authors that can do this into such a high regard.

    10. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah! That's so common in technical topics on Wikipedia. The problem is that it is is written by undergrads and interested amateurs (I know, I'm one of them). Often they don't know the subject well enough to simplify it for a general audience, and are stuck putting it in the same language they learned it in. Simplifying a complex topic generally takes quite a degree of mastery, in order to know which simplifications are justifiable, and which would distort the concept too much.

      Also, I think sometimes they like to show off by writing things people can't understand.

      Who was it that said, "You don't really understand something unless you can explain it in the vernacular"?

      In other words, if you have to use jargon or big words, you don't really know what you're talking about.

    11. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I remember reading that a very early dictionary (perhaps the first published in English) defined "network" as "a reticulation or decussation, with interstices between the intersections" or something like that. I think we've got the analogous situation here.

      Simpler things, in general, should not be described in terms of more advanced things. The article probably should say that the dot product is the standard inner product of the orthonormal Euclidean space, but it should be possible to understand the dot product without knowing what an inner product is, and being fuzzy on what "orthonormal Euclidean space" actually means. (BTW, I'd think the dot product, in its numerical form, would be the inner product for non-orthonormal non-Euclidean spaces, although the geometrical interpretation might be somewhat different.)

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    12. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by OctaviusIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      Suddenly, I have a greater respect for Star Trek technobabble, as well as the simple analogies that often follow.

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    13. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Simplifying a complex topic generally takes quite a degree of mastery, in order to know which simplifications are justifiable, and which would distort the concept too much.

      Which is precisely why men understand the appeal of porn and most women have no clue....

    14. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Bengie · · Score: 1

      our video cards project a pseudo 3d space onto pseudo 2d surface located in our pseudo 3d space which is then picked up by our pseudo 2d eyes and translated into 3d

    15. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by mistahkurtz · · Score: 1

      yeah, the subject's too complex for simple.wikipedia.org, unfortunately :(

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    16. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how DO you explain what an anti de Sitter space is to an interested layperson with no actual mathematical background (highschool doesn't count)?

      It seems to me that pretty much the only thing you'd be able to say is "It's a mathematical thingamajic that we can't even begin to explain because you not only don't know the necessary concepts but also refuse to learn them".

      At least with Wikipedia's description, you CAN look up all the terms and learn.

      Here's an experiment for you: take a relative who doesn't know the slightest thing about computers and explain to them an IT concept that's immediately obvious to you - garbage collectors, say. Can you actually give them an understanding of what a garbage collector does (no, "it collects garbage, just like the garbage man does with our trash each week" doesn't count), why it's important and what the pitfalls are?

      You probably can, but you won't be able to without investing some time and explaining some things along the way.

      And you know what? There's *nothing wrong with that*.

      Simplify things as much as possible, but don't simplify them any further. There is such a thing as the inherent complexity of a topic.

    17. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      IIRC Scientific American had an article on mapping a 3d universe onto a 2d universe and AdSn not too long ago (3 years?). IIRC the 2D3D mapping requires that space be bounded (why it needs to be AdSn). My theory is that if we just bound space well enough we will find we are actually a 1D universe appearing to be a 2D universe which appears to be a 3D universe. Of course we could simply be a scalar posing as a 1D entity. In that case I claim PI!

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    18. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      A computer has to remember things during its normal operation. For example it remembers what letters you've just typed so that it can display them on the screen. It remembers what the mouse cursor is at the moment, and so on.
      If the computer remembered all these details forever, its memory would quickly be used, so from time to time the computer has to forget all the memories that are no longer needed. If you write a document then close that document, the document is stored away and memories of it forgotten. The part of the computer software that is responsible for making sure that these memories are forgotten and making that memory available to remember new things is called the garbage collector.

      There you go.

    19. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      In mathematics and physics, n-dimensional anti de Sitter space, sometimes written AdSn, is a maximally symmetric Lorentzian manifold with constant negative scalar curvature. It is the Lorentzian analog of n-dimensional hyperbolic space, just as Minkowski space and de Sitter space are the analogs of Euclidean and elliptical spaces respectively. It is best known for its role in the AdS/CFT correspondence.

      Here's my simple attempt:

      If our universe was completely flat, with 3 ordinary dimensions of space and 1 dimension of time, then we'd call that Minkowski space, and the ordinary euclidean geometry that you learnt at school would be correct (angles in a triangle add up to 180 degrees etc)

      But our universe is actually curved, like a ball, and we have special relativity. We call this space the "de Sitter space".

      If the universe was curved, but more like saddle, then we would call that the "and de sitter space" (since a saddle curves in a way that is kinda opposite to how a saddle curves).

    20. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I had an attempt at explaining the de sitter space:

      If our universe was completely flat, with 3 ordinary dimensions of space and 1 dimension of time, then we'd call that Minkowski space, and the ordinary euclidean geometry that you learnt at school would be correct (angles in a triangle add up to 180 degrees etc)

      But our universe is actually curved, like a ball, and we have special relativity. We call this space the "de Sitter space".

      If the universe was curved, but more like saddle, then we would call that the "anti de Sitter space" (since a saddle curves in a way that is kinda opposite to how a saddle curves).

    21. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the standard inner product of the orthonormal Euclidean space." If you're trying to work out what a dot product *is* then that is a completely useless and confusing statement

      Not really if there would be the necessary references and simple, generality compromizing formulation about the concepts. People normally find generalizing from the specifics rather more confortable than reading the full and complete description, making their heads asplode.

    22. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience the material only seems needlessly complex to the lay reader. If you're somebody studying the field, it can be immensely more helpful to have the full technical description rather than simply an common-language overview, and I've discovered this gradually. I'd read articles about a topic when I was younger and understand nothing and get frustrated. Then as I progressed through my education and began to be introduced to higher level material, it all started to make sense and now much of what was previously incomprehensible has become a very convenient reference to use when I'm doing homework or researching a topic.

    23. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by zapakh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Suddenly, I have a greater respect for Star Trek technobabble, as well as the simple analogies that often follow.

      ...like putting too much air in a balloon!

    24. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      Waitwaitwait - a saddle curves opposite to how a saddle curves? No wonder string theory's so crazy!

      In all seriousness, that does make more sense. In essence, we usually think of spacetime as curved into a symmetric convex shape - a sphere - whose opposite is a symmetric concave space - a saddle. The first is called de Sitter space, second is anti de Sitter space. Flat is Minkowski, and that's that. Neat!

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    25. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by realnrh · · Score: 1

      De Sitter space is de set of possible places where de babysitters might be when dey aren't answering deir phones dat you're calling because you suddenly have to go to de emergency meeting dis evening instead of watching de kids yourself.

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    26. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by m50d · · Score: 1

      But the subject is complicated. Sure, you could expand out all those definitions - say what negative curvature means, and what a Lorentzian spacetime is and so on. But all you'd do is make the introduction much longer and harder to read for people who do know what the terms are. And for people who don't understand the terms, the links are presumably right there.

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    27. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by dominious · · Score: 1

      for all the rant about wikipedia: how about you start by making some articles in http://simple.wikipedia.org/ ?

    28. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      I partly agree, but since everybody is a layman in most of the fields of science, any good article should contain both the simplified representation for laypersons and then the exact formulation for those who need that. In an old-school encyclopedia there wouldn't be the space for it, but wikipedia could have this easily.

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    29. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Ok, let me try to make a simpler explaination from what I understood:

      Euclidian geometry is what you learned in grade school, straight lines go parallel. Then we thought of the possibility that space curves, and one of those options is that lines diverge in what we call hyperbolic space.

      Separately, you have theories about spacetime where you add time and they interact.

      Separately, you have theories about more than three dimensions in space.

      This is basicly d) all of the above. It's theories about a n-dimentional hyperbolic spacetime. That's as close to a layman's explaination you'll get.

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    30. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Actually concave would also be a de Sitter space. Concave is just like convex - just looking it from the other side. If you take any point on a convex or concave shape, you'll see it curves in the same way in every direction. But a saddle curves up in one direction and down in the other direction. That's what makes it anti de sitter

    31. Re:Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is, reading certain Wikipedia topics is like blowing too much air into a balloon. Except the balloon is your head.

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  7. It's the math, stupid by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    String theory works because the math works. There isn't anything special about the string theorists' model of humming cosmic strings that makes it work. All particle behavior is explainable using mathematics.

    What makes this interesting is that the model allowed for the construction of mathematical constructs that explain the behavior correctly. But it still doesn't say anything about the predictions that the model completely blows.

    What String Theory has, more than anything else, is a great set of marketeers behind it. Michio Kaku is a smart and articulate guy. It's not the steak, it's the sizzle.

    1. Re:It's the math, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'd also blame Brian Greene. It's something that sounds vaguely sexy and can be BS'd to the public who can't possibly understand the mathematics (I can't either).

      But it doesn't seem to actually advance scientific knowledge in any way. And I've yet to see anyone propose a realistic experiment that could disprove it. Which puts it on par with, at best, philosophy.

    2. Re:It's the math, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's such BS. I'll bet you don't even know the difference between a cosmic string and a cosmic filament.

    3. Re:It's the math, stupid by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any statistician will tell you that if you put enough free parameters in a model, you can calibrate it to the given data. Admittedly, string theory has some impressive parts to it, but it seems like it's just excess parameter fitting for a class of models that can all explain roughly the standard model.

      But if somebody does come up with a particular string-theoretic model with new, testable implications that get verified that would be impressive - it would certainly indicate that they are barking up the right tree rather than just working on a pleasant geometric abstraction that can be set up to reduce to the messy realities of our fundamental forces and particles.

    4. Re:It's the math, stupid by m.ducharme · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So where's the competing theory, the one that explains things better, and is testable and whatnot? I hadn't heard that there really was one. My impression was that the one advantage the String theorists have is that they currently don't have any credible competition, though I confess that I haven't been keeping up with the debates.

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    5. Re:It's the math, stupid by Normal_Deviate · · Score: 3, Informative

      Parent post is insightful. If a model is flexible enough, it can fit any data.

    6. Re:It's the math, stupid by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...the public who can't possibly understand the mathematics (I can't either).

      That's the beauty of it... nobody does! In fact, I have a theory on that too... but it would take two 1000 page books to express it.

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    7. Re:It's the math, stupid by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      If a model is flexible enough, it can fit any data.

      Wrong. If a model is flexible enough, you can probably make it fit a given set of data. But *all* data? No. If it could fit all data, it would be an *accurate model*... which is precisely what they're striving for.

    8. Re:It's the math, stupid by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Why not just write about it in the margin, like that other smart math guy?

    9. Re:It's the math, stupid by bothemeson · · Score: 0
      Parent post is insightful. If a model is flexible enough, it can fit any data.

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    10. Re:It's the math, stupid by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Funny

      Strings ARE flexible! You can even tie them in knots.

    11. Re:It's the math, stupid by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Eh, margins aren't big enough, otherwise I'd do just that.

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    12. Re:It's the math, stupid by cheftw · · Score: 1

      it's too small to contain hundreds of pages of maths that won't be around for hundreds of years?

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    13. Re:It's the math, stupid by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1

      Indeed. People seem to forget that it is by no means trivial to create a new theory that is even consistent with what we already know (put otherwise, that reduces to quantum field theory and relativity in the appropriate limits). And doing so is only the first step in getting a "better theory". After mere consistency it must make falsifiable predictions that differ from the old theories.

      At present there just are not that many approaches that have even been able to maintain consistency with established physics. String theory stands out in that it can reproduce much physics, and can bridge between quantum and relativity... and yet even it is still struggling to make sensible predictions that we can test. Alternatives pop up now and then (e.g. E8 Theory) but have their own set of problems. The fact that string theory has been able to be modified and advanced and is still, after so many years, a candidate (it hasn't been shown to be fundamentally at odds with reality) is as good a sign as we can hope for (but by no means proof).

      It turns out that fundamental physics is hard.

    14. Re:It's the math, stupid by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      This particular string theory is at odds with reality. It might predict superfluidic behavior, but according to OP "it fails to correspond to the shape of space-time in the known universe."

    15. Re:It's the math, stupid by RobDude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's basically the, 'If you can't completely and convincingly prove my wild theory wrong, then it must be correct' argument.

      "If God isn't real - then how do you explain ________"
      'Well, I can't explain ________ but I'm saying that there are problems and contradictions in your religious beliefs like,'
      "BWHAHAHA GOD EXISTS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN WHAT STARTED THE BIG BANG".

      A lack of a better theory doesn't make a theory right.

    16. Re:It's the math, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it could fit all data, it's most definitely wrong.

      All data does not imply it's only correct data.

    17. Re:It's the math, stupid by dmartin · · Score: 1

      Except that there are some solutions that have real testable conclusions. And remember in science you don't get to test a theory directly, you test a set of experiments to the *solution* of a theory. e.g. we don't test Newtonian gravity directly, we test (for example) the solution it gives us for the gravitational force for a particular matter configuration (like the Earth). The reason this is important is because it is possible to find other theories that have the exact same solutions as the thing we have tested, or (like Einstein gravity) have solutions that are close enough that we need high-precision experiments to distingush between them.

      So putting aside the whole "we can never verify a theory" [or adding "we can make it a working model if a sufficient number of solutions have been checked to describe reality without the existence of a counter-example"] then in principle we do have predictions from string theory. Now there are many solutions, many predicitions, etc. but this fact by itself is already enough to distinguish string theory from philosophy.

    18. Re:It's the math, stupid by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Ah, you see, you're claiming that String theorists are claiming that they're right. And guess what, they're not making those kind of claims, as far as I've ever heard. Even Brian Greene, whose cheerleading for String theory is well-known, has been careful to point out that nothing is proven yet and a lot of work needs to be done.

      String theory may or may not turn out to be wrong, but it hasn't been disproven yet, and nobody has come up with a better theory yet, and thus I would opine that it's still worth exploring.

      Your example is a red herring, anyway. As the caricature of the religious believer that you've drawn does have a competing theory, and that believer thinks it's better. If the hypothesis that god created the universe is the only theory you have, you can justify accepting it conditionally, until a better theory comes along or until you've disproven your hypothesis.

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    19. Re:It's the math, stupid by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      there are many systems of mathematics, some have rules that exclude others. And we may have to invent new systems to describe the real universe, or we may find ourselves incapable of doing so. We don't know all the particles that might exist, nor do we even know that all forces and actions are caused by particles. So I reject the assertion that "all particle behavior is explainable using mathematics".

    20. Re:It's the math, stupid by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      That's because string theory is just math with a mask on. Math is math. 3 + 1 = 4. 2 + 2 = 4. Everyone knows these, but what if I say (3-1)+(1+1) = 4? If I add or subtract from the each of variables symmetrically, yet inversely, then I get the same sum. You can use this to calculate anything you want in physics, and it will prove that the universe is made up of 1 dimensional numbers, we just perceive it as more than that. How can you possibly dispute a statement like that, besides saying "That's not really connected..." to which I can tell you that you're just not getting it.

      The same is with string theory. It's all math, and since physics follows math, the universe must be made up of vibrating strings, right? Wrong -- since anything that tells you that you have to add or subtract dimensions to make it work means it's not physics -- it's just more math.

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    21. Re:It's the math, stupid by Number6.2 · · Score: 1

      I've dated women like this! :D

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    22. Re:It's the math, stupid by RobDude · · Score: 1

      My point is - the lack of a competing theory - does not, in any way, add any value to the theory itself.

      String theorists might not be claiming they are right or wrong; but anyone who says, 'Gee, there isn't anything better, so that 'counts' in favor of this theory' is missing the point.

      Beyond that, sure, you can argue semantics all day.

      "My impression was that the one advantage the String theorists have is that they currently don't have any credible competition"

      That's NOT an advantage.

    23. Re:It's the math, stupid by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      What exactly is so offensive about String theory (really, string hypothesis) that you're so worked up about it? Really? It's an interesting hypothesis, it hasn't been disproved yet, it may be disprovable (we don't know for sure yet) so why do you expend so much vitriol against it?

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    24. Re:It's the math, stupid by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      Can you tie them in a bow?

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    25. Re:It's the math, stupid by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      That's not insightful (unless one has ignored all the commentary on string theory up until know); but it is informative to many - though hopefully not to anyone with a degree in math or science. While the mod system does provide the correct quality (informative) to assign the post it wasn't used which I think is partly the result of the mod system not providing a really good set of ratings classes and the rating being display as a single quantity rather than somehow indicating the composition of the end rating.

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    26. Re:It's the math, stupid by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Is it the vibrating strings that offends people?

      I was under the impression that all physics was just "math with a mask on". Why does string theory bug you, when quantum mechanics or relativity doesn't?

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    27. Re:It's the math, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sell insurance right...? i used to...

    28. Re:It's the math, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the deeper you look the tighter consistency conditions are on your theory. Nothing in classical physics prevents you from changing the dimensionality of space, nothing in particle physics fixes the masses of roughly 20 fundamental particles, or the strength of their interactions... in string theory there is only one free parameter, the string tension.

    29. Re:It's the math, stupid by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Parent post is insightful. If a model is flexible enough, it can fit any data.

      No

      If a model is flexible as to fit any data, then it's useless (need refining)

      Also, a model that's too flexible can't make testable predictions. And that's not only for the science, but the whole reason why people research stuff, that is, 'if this works like this thn if we do this and that we have this think that's cool because of..."

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    30. Re:It's the math, stupid by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      Physics is not just "math with a mask on" -- it's applied math. Math will ALWAYS prove math, because it's a constant system. If you have to reduce math's applicability to the observable universe in order to prove your theory, your theory is not physics, it's simply math. It's an addition problem, a chart, a graph. Addition problems are not physics, though physics rely on addition problems.

      Allow me to use a car analogy:

      If I can IMAGINE what a car is like, does that mean I have a car? (without getting existential). What if I had BLUEPRINTS? Does that mean that I have a car? I'm just lacking the 3,000lbs of steel, plastic, rubber, and leather -- the things that actually make up the car. If I have to ignore the fact I don't have the requisite ATOMS in my driveway to qualify as a car, in order to say I have a car, then I don't have a car.

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    31. Re:It's the math, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theory is never right, it's just might be useful.

    32. Re:It's the math, stupid by psnyder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The competing theory is right here. AND it will be testable as soon as CERN is up and running.

      Whether it pans out or not, I exceptionally like this part of the introduction to his paper, which I believe highlights the weakness of string theory.

      Hundreds of years of theoretical and experimental work have produced an extremely successful pair of mathematical theories describing our world. The standard model of particles and interactions described by quantum field theory is a paragon of predictive excellence. General relativity, a theory of gravity built from pure geometry, is exceedingly elegant and effective in its domain of applicability. Any attempt to describe nature at the foundational level must reproduce these successful theories, and the most sensible course towards unification is to extend them with as little new mathematical machinery as necessary.

      The further we drift from these experimentally verified foundations, the less likely our mathematics is to correspond with reality. In the absence of new experimental data, we should be very careful, accepting sophisticated mathematical constructions only when they provide a clear simplification.

      And we should pare and unite existing structures whenever possible.

    33. Re:It's the math, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

    34. Re:It's the math, stupid by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Or carve it into the handrail of a bridge with a pen-kinfe like Hamilton did.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternion#History

    35. Re:It's the math, stupid by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I remember as a fourteen year-old reading something or other by (I think) Martin Gardner and being a pretentious little prick, I wrote a letter to his publisher explaining Occam's Razor. He never wrote back, but I still think I was right. I just find it very hard to believe that the fundamental maths describing the universe will be *that* complicated.

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    36. Re:It's the math, stupid by Kjella · · Score: 1

      That's basically the, 'If you can't completely and convincingly prove my wild theory wrong, then it must be correct' argument.

      No, what you're describing is that total lack of evidence makes every theory wild. What was before time, what is outside the universe, what's after death is all pure speculation. The moment you have evidence, the theory that fits it best is the most correct one. As for what is pure speculation, what's sane to assume - that everything you haven't observed does or doesn't exist? I've never seen fairies or unicorns but that's not proof they don't exist but I'd be pretty strange to assume that they do.

      If they start pulling up the book and the Church as proof, it's time to get nasty. Back then they believed in so many strange things of folklore and superstition and sorcery and witchcraft and whatnot. We've abandoned almost all of that except religion, because clearly people 2000 years ago couldn't be fooled into believing in anyone else than the true son of god. And since then time and time again the book has been proven wrong on many things, but of course we can never go back and know what really happened when he allegedly rose from the dead. Don't get me wrong, he could have been an ancient day Gandhi but the alleged divine insight I have very hard to see...

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  8. But... by HaeMaker · · Score: 4, Funny

    on page 642 of the second book, they divide by zero, so back to the drawing board.

    1. Re:But... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's ok, Chuck Norris helped them out with that bit. He said it was ok, and if the universe didn't like it, it could meet him outside.

      So far, Chuck's out there by himself.

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    2. Re:But... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      Frink: Oh, I forgot to er, carry the one.

    3. Re:But... by Legion303 · · Score: 2, Funny

      10 years ago called and said you could keep their joke.

    4. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chuck's outside the universe by himself, now that must be lonley.
      (And it proves what many have suspected, Chuck Norris IS God!)

    5. Re:But... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you're just making a weak joke or if you're actually making a brilliant joke because that's exactly what does happen.

      Basically you end up with a whole bunch of terms that are infinity (like from trying to divide by zero). Then you do a magic trick with the math and cancel the infinities. This technique is called renormalization.

      As a quick example, a charged object has energy from its electrical field, E = q^2 / (8 pi r). But an electron is a point particle - it has a radius of 0. So you end up dividing by zero and finding that the electron has an infinite energy (and thus also infinite mass)

      So then you say that the electron itself also has a mass (a bare mass).. but when you put the numbers in divide by zero again and you find the bare mass is negative infinity.

      So now you say the bare mass + electric field mass = infinity + -infinity, then wave your hands around and say the answer is 9.1x10^-31 kg :-)

    6. Re:But... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      (Just to add, if you want to read more about renormalization, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renormalization )

    7. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ok, Chuck Norris helped them out with that bit. He said it was ok, and if the universe didn't like it, it could meet him outside.

      So far, Chuck's out there by himself.

      This just in, Chuck Norris exists outside the universe.

    8. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out where?

    9. Re:But... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Citation please... and maybe a direct quote?

  9. Exciting by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

    one condensed matter theorist said, "It took two years and two 1000-page books of dense mathematics, but I learned string theory and got kind of enchanted by it.

    Boy, long winter evenings must just fly.

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    1. Re:Exciting by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash

      That's not what the cat said.

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  10. String theory started as a theory of QCD by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

    String theory was originally conceived as a theory for QCD, and only later was it applied to quantum gravity. Here (http://physics.aps.org/articles/v1/10) is an article which explains the new results with a little historical context.

  11. Poster doesn't understand TFA by disputationist · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Maldacena duality can't be used to 'make predictions' with a string theory, its just a correspondence between a string theory and a conformal field theory. It's useful because sometimes calculations which are hard in a CFT can be made in the corresponding string theory which is sometimes easier (or vice versa). It cannot be used to support the physical validity of some string theory.

    1. Re:Poster doesn't understand TFA by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      So, if I get it right that means string theory is still just only an extremely complicated model that distorts itself to match to observations and still hasn't made any original predictions?

      Just wondering, shouldn't philosophers in science at some point point that out so that we can abandon once and for all this approach that seems senseless and fruitless?

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    2. Re:Poster doesn't understand TFA by realnrh · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... It's late and I'm going to bed, because I had to read that three times to get it to not say "The Macarena duality..."

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  12. I lol'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    The current tags (in order) for this story read to me:

    mygoddoyouknowwhatthismeans noidont stoptalkingintags

  13. Of course... by M-RES · · Score: 1

    I read TFA and just thought "as you do..."

    Surely any discovery, either for or against prior ideas is a step forward and thus positive. It's the scientific method - proving yourself wrong is just as big a success as proving yourself right. It's the proof that is important :)

  14. I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, really I don't. "space-time has any number of dimensions, usually 10" USUALLY?! What is anti-de-Sitter space anyway? What? WHAT? WHAT THE FRELL?!?!!111one

    1. Re:I don't understand by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Simple answer to all your questions: 42.

    2. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How many times till this joke becomes lame?

    3. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42?

    4. Re:I don't understand by dim5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, I think you know the answer to that.

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    5. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times till this joke becomes lame?

      I'm guessing 42

    6. Re:I don't understand by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing about the number 42 and it's relevance to Life, the Universe and Everything, is its representation in binary which is "101010". Basically, it's the simplest demonstration of an oscillation which continued would go on forever... So what is the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?? Simply that it continues to exist.

    7. Re:I don't understand by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      This joke walks with a limp that others may walk straight and t -- ouch.

    8. Re:I don't understand by metaforest · · Score: 1

      42 for large values of 42.

  15. Wow, the theory that matches all experimental data by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    except the datum of there being _at_least_ 3 spatial dimensions.

  16. Almost exactly by fbilsen · · Score: 1

    hehe...almost exactly...doesn't seem to be correct then...

  17. nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i just uninstalled your linux.

  18. Explaining is not predicting by Normal_Deviate · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The main criticism of string theory is that it is too flexible. It can be contorted to generate any prediction, so it predicts nothing. This problem is not unique to physics; I saw it in economics too. Add more parameters to your model and you can fit historical data better, but your predictions of the future get worse. TFA seems to be just a string of examples of contorting string theory to fit past experimental results.

    1. Re:Explaining is not predicting by digitig · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was my thought too. This work hasn't predicted anything at all, it's simply consistent with what was already known. To predict it has to tell us something we don't know that then turns out to be the case.

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    2. Re:Explaining is not predicting by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      Firstly the correspondence doesn't say anything about whether or not string theory is "right" as a theory of nature just that it can be used here to solve a difficult problem in QCD by solving an easy problem in string theory. String theory was not invented to solve this problem and has nothing to do with the number of parameters of string theory being tuned to fit the data.

      Also you don't build a model in physics to make random predictions then see if someone of them turn out to be right, you build a model which is useful in explaining the results you already have and then if that works you can see what other predictions your model can make. Since string theory is still in the first stage, i.e the model is still being built mathematical discoveries and methods are still being developed to see if it can explain things better than QFT then maybe it will make some useful predictions afterwards.

    3. Re:Explaining is not predicting by somepunk · · Score: 1

      Postdiction, as it is called, isn't always valueless. One of the strongest arguments for Genereal Relativity was that it explained Mercury's orbit.

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    4. Re:Explaining is not predicting by digitig · · Score: 1

      Also you don't build a model in physics to make random predictions then see if someone of them turn out to be right, you build a model which is useful in explaining the results you already have and then if that works you can see what other predictions your model can make.

      Yes, I'm well aware of that, except I'd dispute the "other" predictions when it hasn't actually made any. By claiming string theory was making predictions, the headline was saying that string theory is at the second stage which is false: as the article shows, it's still at the first.

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    5. Re:Explaining is not predicting by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      Only this is a case of making predictions, I mean this can be used to predict how a super fluid behaves. Although as I said before this doesn't tell give any information about string theory being a physical theory

      Also this correspondence is genuinely interesting even if the reporting on it isn't great. This is just one application it could work the other way as well allowing predictions to be made of string theory by solving the corresponding problem in the gauge theory avoiding doing the string theory maths which can be very difficult hence most of the problems with the theory.

    6. Re:Explaining is not predicting by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      Thats not really right at all, firstly comparing economics and string theory is just crazy, economic markets aren't themselves described by some master equation you have random inputs, people make unexpected decisions. They are in some sense chaotic systems. The failure of economic models is more similar to the failure of weather models. Trying to compare the development of string theory to this seems stupid we are not constantly discovering new experimental data that doesn't fit with string theory every week then changing string theory. At the moment string theory is not a single theory making predictions. It is not failing to make predictions that match experimental data but rather is failing to make predictions at all.

      String theory does not need to predict experimental results that we have not already seen. We have no theory that explains all of the experimental evidence that we already have so doing that is enough for string theory to be useful. If it can be contorted as you say to fit past experimental results then it will be doing better than quantum mechanics and general relativity.

      You also seem to think string theory has many free parameters and that thats a bad thing, well so does the standard model the symmetry groups and which symmetry groups are broken etc are all inputs into QFT which then matches predictions. The number of fields strengths of interactions masses of some of the particles etc are also all parameters that have been carefully chosen to match predictions. String theory is hoping to produce a more fundamental model one which when defined will actually have more fundamental defining parameters and at the same time fix the problems created by the required renormalization of field theories, and allow a description of gravity at the quantum scale.

  19. Ah! by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    But can it predict superfluity?

    :P

    1. Re:Ah! by bothemeson · · Score: 0

      But can it predict superfluity? :P

      Well economics really should, the current economic climate is fairly fluid, no?

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    2. Re:Ah! by metaforest · · Score: 1

      If the economic market had fluidity.... there would not be a credit crunch.

    3. Re:Ah! by bothemeson · · Score: 0

      It must be fluid - how else could it end up down the drain?

  20. Re:Wow, the theory that matches all experimental d by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The holographic principle doesn't mean that the universe has only 2 spatial dimensions, but rather that the universe can be modeled using one less degree of freedom than our view of spacetime would imply. Again, these kinds of theories are not suggesting that our space is two-dimensional, rather they are saying that the 3 dimensions we observe are emergent from a lower-dimensional description. All of the 'information' in a given region of space can be described as being encoded in the surface of said region.

    This remarkable, if bizarre, conclusion gains considerable support from the fact that black-hole entropy (and entropy is a measure of information content) is related only to the surface area of the black hole. So this is a case where we know with some confidence that we can indeed reduce all the information about a 3D region of space (the black hole) to an expression that only relies on 2 dimensions (the surface of the black hole). The holographic principle appears in numerous theories that imply that this holds generally for any region of space, not just black holes.

    Now, whether you view this is 'just a mathematical trick' or 'a deep insight into the actual structure of the universe' is in some sense a matter of taste. (The same goes for all other physical theories: e.g. do electrons exist or are they just mathematically-useful constructs? How about photons? Gravity waves? Spacetime?) If you take the math seriously then this may mean that our universe is in some sense 'actually' 2-dimensional, with the three spatial dimensions we see being emergent instead of fundamental.

    But in no case is the theory saying that there are not 3 spatial dimensions. The predictions it makes are for particles moving through a 3+1 spacetime.

  21. Ah so the world is flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See live long enough and you do get proved right now how do they explain the horizion?

  22. Give it time by elashish14 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everybody gives string theory a hard time because it hasn't made any predictions, and because it can't be tested. Give it some damn time. It took ages before anyone could make useful predictions with quantum mechanics, and it was shunned for a while too (even by Einstein) and now it's an essential part of our scientific understanding. We shouldn't be so quick to cast out string theory either. Some time, eventually, maybe very far down the road (and if it turns out to be right), it too could be as useful as quantum mechanics has become. I wish scientists would just open their damn minds for once.

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    1. Re:Give it time by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      a) Einstein didn't shun quantum mechanics, in fact he was one of the people who invented QM b) it didn't take ages to make useful predictions, it made useful predictions starting from day 1

    2. Re:Give it time by HetMes · · Score: 1

      Exactly, String Theory is the layman's Rubik's Cube: "It's a stupid toy, because I don't understand it and therefore can't show it off to my friends! Baww...."

    3. Re:Give it time by ath1901 · · Score: 1

      Um... No. Quantum Mechanics was created as a reaction to unexplainable experiments (The photo electric effect, atomic spectrums etc). It was a process of many small incremental steps in both experiments and theory that led to what we have today. It didn't take long to get predictions from QM, it was almost immediate, that's why QM survived. Nobody liked it since it is counter intuitive, defying logic etc but they had no choice. It was the only available theory that could make predictions in the subatomic world. String theory on the other hand is a bunch of mathematical tools with has yet to make any predictions. So for QM: There was a strange phenomena, they created a weird theory that explained it. But for string theory: There was a weird theory, they have yet to find a phenomena it explains. Huge difference there... (Oh, and they've already had 30 years to find some use for it. How long should we wait before calling shenanigans?)

    4. Re:Give it time by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      He did not shun QM, but he did not believe some of its implications. E.g., his famous "God does not play dice" quotation.

    5. Re:Give it time by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Quantum mechanics were necessary to account for a newly discovered set of phenomenons. String theory isn't here to account for anything not already taken into account, it's here to hold the whole thing together. And to do so, it will go at any lengths to distort itself into fitting whatever we already know and take into account.

      I think the problem with string theory is that the entire approach seems flawed. You create a whole lot of stuff that we have no reason to think exists, such as tiny vibrating strings, or 26 space dimensions, just to explain what we know, and we'll create 100 more dimensions if we need to take new observations into account. It just seems like "we have nowhere to go so let's just try something anyways" approach.

      You wish scientists would open their minds? Wait, I thought that string theory was very much the mainstream theory you can totally can get grant money for in the field of theoretical physics? It just seemed to me like all the theoretical physics were going into it because without the search for a unification theory they'd have little left to do with their career.

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    6. Re:Give it time by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, String Theory is the layman's Rubik's Cube: "It's a stupid toy, because it's just like masturbation for my relatively low level cognitive skills and is about as fun as measuring with a chronometer the time it takes for you to jack off."

      Fixed.

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    7. Re:Give it time by Planx_Constant · · Score: 1

      Max Planck explains blackbody radiation in terms of quantized light: 1900
      Einstein explains the photoelectric effect in terms of quantized light, starting everybody off on experiments, predictions, further understanding of small scale reality: 1905
      Not exactly ages. Now look at string theory:
      Nambu, Susskind, and Nielson develop the foundations of string theory: 1970
      Nearly four decades later, what are the predictions and tests available from string theory? I'm not saying string theory is necessarily wrong; there isn't enough evidence for any statement about its validity to be anything other than essentially a religious belief.

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    8. Re:Give it time by Manchot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Planck's and Einstein's explanations for blackbody radiation and the photoelectric effect are generally not considered to be quantum mechanics. Essentially, they were phenomenological explanations for strange experimental data, and were not any sort of coherent, all-encompassing idea. Together with Bohr's model for the hydrogen atom, they are collectively referred to as the old quantum theory. Actual quantum mechanics got its start with Heisenberg's matrix mechanics and Schrodinger's differential equation formalism. Their formalisms (which are equivalent) are what tied all of the disparate, baseless predictions of the old quantum theory together with a neat little bow we now call quantum mechanics.

      But the GP should make no mistake: quantum mechanics began making useful predictions immediately. I suspect that they've simply mixed up QM and relativity, for it was relativity that was a "beautiful" theory without much experimental backing. At the time, it could do basically one thing: predict the anomalous precession of Mercury. That's why Einstein never won a Nobel Prize for his work on relativity, even though it was one of the biggest game-changers in the history of physics.

    9. Re:Give it time by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Just because he was one of the major participants in its discovery doesn't mean that he didn't shun it. But the story is actually more rich, as shown by the Bohr-Einstein debates. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohr-Einstein_debates

  23. String Theory Predicts Something? by hAckz0r · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ok, I'll bite, which one? There are NUMEROUS 'String Theories' and they don't all mean the same thing. In fact I will be happy when the day comes that there is some kind of a 'Unified String Theory' so there is enough of it all in one place to be able to *disprove* something. Its kind of hard to prove that ten gallons of Jello won't fit in a bottle half its size if you can't get it all in one place at one time. You can't disprove something that you have not even sufficiently defined either.

    The major problem with String/F/D/Dn/S/Brane/M/Multiverse/Whatever's-next Theory is that every time someone finds a problem that doesn't fit with experiments/reality they just go and find an excuse and then modify the equations until it mathematically works out in that general direction. They don't start with the latest and greatest and modify that. They just pick their favourite Theory-of-the-day and add an extra dimension here, or there, twist it there, or subtract another infinite from both sides, because the formula is inconveniently looking incorrect at the moment. In other words, Just squish the Jello a little here and make it come out over there instead, until someone discovers 'the new mess' on the floor.

    If a theory has no basis in fact (i.e. no physical reality that can be described) then it is just Math. Math is not reality. You can model anything with Math, and it doesn't even have to exist.

    1. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You are contradicting yourself. You say:

      The major problem with String/F/D/Dn/S/Brane/M/Multiverse/Whatever's-next Theory is that every time someone finds a problem that doesn't fit with experiments/reality they just go and find an excuse and then modify the equations

      but then complain:

      If a theory has no basis in fact (i.e. no physical reality that can be described) then it is just Math.

      If theorists are continually modifying their theories in order to fit with experiment/reality, and rejecting theories that don't fit with experiment/reality, then what's the problem? At that point it's not "just math", it's "math that correctly matches reality and makes predictions", which is the gold-standard in physics.

      Now, you may disagree with the particular mathematical formalisms the theorists are investigating, or the particular order in which they are checking them... but I don't understand how you can be upset at them for continually making changes in order to fit their theories with reality. That's what theorists are supposed to do: investigate a wide and wild variety of mathematical theories, and see which ones are able to make useful predictions consistent with experiment.

      They just pick their favourite Theory-of-the-day and add an extra dimension here, or there, twist it there, or subtract another infinite from both sides, because the formula is inconveniently looking incorrect at the moment.

      Again, this is an objection of procedure. If you can think of a faster way to uncover a mathematical theory consistent with all known experiments, then describe it. Until then, what's wrong with theorists checking a wide variety of theories (adding and subtracting terms/elements/dimensions as they go) until they find one consistent with observed reality?

      (And of course, in reality theorists are not performing the random-walk through theory-space you describe. They have very good reasons for checking the equations they do; their analysis is informed by many experimental results, previously-successful theories, and the structure of mathematics itself.)

    2. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a theory has no basis in fact (i.e. no physical reality that can be described) then it is just Math. Math is not reality. You can model anything with Math, and it doesn't even have to exist.

      Unless what we believe (or model) has more to do with reality than anything physical.

    3. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      What Justin Opinion said, only he said it better than I would've.
      In short, you can't just observe "strings" under a microscope, when you're discussing the actual "fabric" of reality, you can only speak in mathematical terms, because we're stuck inside this reality and can't remove ourselves from it to study it more objectively.

      But that's the way science works; you tweak your theory/math to better accommodate new observations (physical or mathematical); to either remove that which is "proven" false, or to bolster that which appears to be on track.
      String theory might be getting "close to the money" or it might be totally off track. Either way, they're doing what they should be doing, unless or until something better comes along, or some superior alien race decides to pay us a visit and enlighten us with their superior grasp of physics.

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    4. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'll bite, which one?

      The one described in the fucking summary?

    5. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by HadouKen24 · · Score: 1

      Yes, they modify existing theories to fit new facts. That's how science is done.

    6. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... what's wrong with theorists checking a wide variety of theories (adding and subtracting terms/elements/dimensions as they go) until they find one consistent with observed reality?

      In a subtle way your question actually provides the answer: until they find one consistent with observed reality? Your question actually contains the assumption that a correct theory will be consistent, not just with existing observations, but also with new observations.

      If one is allowed to create an arbitrarily complex model then it is trivial to account for all existing observations - but what is difficult is to also account for all new observations. In a certain sense, a theory is only correct if it can "predict" new observations (in addition to accounting for existing observations).

      Fundamentally, it comes to down to Occam's razor - which is a subtle and complex topic.

    7. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      String Theory isn't even a proper theory in the scientific sense.

      A proper theory has a testable conclusion. Yeah, sometimes we're not currently able to test those conclusions as much as we like, as is the case with something like the Theory of Relativity. But, Relativity is not as testable as we'd like mostly because we lack the technology to test it that well.

      String Theory doesn't provide the basis for testing. Therefore, it is not science.

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    8. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is too many String theorists write too many pop physics books, giving people on the outside the impression that the arguments and theories are often wrong, and further that they are fickle and driven by popularity and name recognition (Brian Greene invented the 11 dimensions, right?)

      There's really no reason anybody needs to have practical knowledge of 11 dimensions. At this time. It's nice that theoretical physicists are happy to bring us up to the chalkboard and talk about what they're working on, but I don't think they work hard enough to establish that a lot of String theory is, for the time being, a lot of guesswork and that you shouldn't really hold it up as the vanguard of physical knowledge. The pop physics books try to make this or that String theorist out as the next Einstein, when in fact Einstein was just guessing until someone took a picture of an eclipse. It was a very educated, formal, beautiful guess, in agreement with everything we know about the world, but it was just as wrong as ether until it was proven.

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    9. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 1

      Right--there's no problem with taking a mathematical model and tweaking the parameters until it fits experimental results.

      But when you do that, it means your model is dependent on some basic assumptions. In the case of string theories, a well-known parameter is the number of spacial dimensions. If a model happens to fit experimental evidence very well, but only if there are 11 spacial dimensions, that's all well and good. But that model is useless if the assumptions are false.

      We might still be able to design experiments to discover whether extra dimensions exist. Right now they're not feasible, due to the amount of energy it would take to explore those depths. But it may be possible. Of there turn out to be enough extra dimensions to fit a string theory, then we can put a check next to that parameter saying that it's consistent with reality. And that's a mark in favor of the theory.

    10. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by kjllmn · · Score: 1

      "Math is not reality."
       
      Not even if it's correct?

    11. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      If you can prove that string theory isn't ever going to be testable, then you can win a nobel prize.

      If you are arguing that it's not possible to test it at this very moment, then you should support trying to improve on it, so I don't see how calling it not science helps anything.

    12. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      At that point it's not "just math", it's "math that correctly matches reality and makes predictions

      No, just having the maths working out isn't enough. You can imagine a mathematical description of a universe that accounts for all the possible observations ever yet get the nature of things completely wrong. In terms that relate to string theory, you can make string theory work out on everything, it still won't make matter be out of tiny strings.

      That's like a black box which only has inputs and outputs. You can get a mathematical model that fits the functions between inputs and outputs, but that won't tell you for sure what's actually inside the box.

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    13. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit. By this standard, I should also support trying to improve violent, radical Islam.

      "I don't see how calling it not science helps anything."

      Well, it helps by ensuring that less energy is wasted pursuing it. See?

      I mean, I have a theory that says a magical pony farted the universe out in the great fecal rainbow. Would you support my efforts by calling it science? Obviously we need to improve the theory, by fleshing out important flaws, such as determining by what mechanism do pony farts become rainbows.

      You gonna help me out with that?

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    14. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Well, it helps by ensuring that less energy is wasted pursuing it. See?

      So... basically you'd call a halt to all theoretical physics since none of the current new theories are currently testable, and won't be without further investigation.

    15. Re:String Theory Predicts Something? by ardle · · Score: 1

      "Math is not reality." Not even if it's correct?

      Math is not reality.
      Otherwise, we might be reading headlines like "Air France jet was out of 4s".
      Math is always "correct"; that's why mathematical models of natural phonemona break down whan the numbers get extreme.

  24. Re:Wow, the theory that matches all experimental d by Teese · · Score: 1
    The parent needs a higher score pronto. Hopefully a fundamental score of +5 insightful, and not an emergent one of +4 interesting +1funny

    I have no idea what I'm saying.

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  25. mind-boggling folding by muntis · · Score: 1

    Folding 10 dimensions down to four can be done in a mind-boggling 10^500 ways

    Jeah, I'm not a physicist and I know, that I'm spoiling my karma right now, but seams that they just made up some very generic "function" with N attributes and every time result does not match, they say- "Hei, change that attribute" or "Take 8 dimensions instead of 10" or "Fold 5th dimension that way". Come on, even y = ax^2 + bc + c almost match with y=sin(x) in some particular region of x if you set up a's, b's and c's correctly.

  26. Re:catching up to 18th century theorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Source/reference?

  27. Superfluid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a non-Newtonian fluid
    The kind you can't take home to moth-tha.

  28. String theory is a real predictive model... by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    And everyone agrees that it STILL doesn't make sense.

    I am now totally convinced that Douglas Adams wrote this universe.

    1. Re:String theory is a real predictive model... by jmoo · · Score: 1

      So true...if only scientist would develop bistromathics
      "On a waiter's bill pad, numbers dance. Reality and unreality collide on such a fundamental level that each becomes the other and anything is possible."

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      The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data.
  29. an obvious joke by bingbong · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Do you know string theory?"

    "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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  30. I just realized something by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

    I am feeling REALLY unintelligent after reading the summary. I'm not even going to try to RTFA.

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  31. Anti stiller space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anything that comes up with an anti stiller space must be good.

    hey! that's what I read on a very small phone screen!

  32. You don't really prove things to be true by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    All you can say really is that the evidence fits the hypothesis, and therefore it hasn't been proven false.

    Think of it like sculpting. Eventually after you chip away all the junk you are left with a shape, or model which looks like the truth. You can't say it *is* the truth, but it sure looks a lot like it.
     

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    1. Re:You don't really prove things to be true by metaforest · · Score: 1

      "My dear Watson! If you remove from further consideration all the elements of the [observed event] that have adequate explanations. Anything that remains; no matter how outlandish, must contain the truth!"

      My apologies to A.C. Doyle.

  33. The Big Band Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except Sheldon Cooper.

  34. Flying Spaghetti Theory by argent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spaghetti is tastier than string, and they could unify biology and physics with AdS/FSM spaces. How many dimensions has His Noodly Appendage?

    1. Re:Flying Spaghetti Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From enough distance, he appears three-dimensional, but when you approach His Presence, It becomes a One Dimensional Creature.

      Fractal dimension could be in the vicinity of 1.3

  35. Oblig... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2, Funny

    As always....xkcd explains it best here.

  36. Magical pony theory predicts everything by SlappyBastard · · Score: 0

    You see, there's a magical pony pony, represented by the variable P. And there's magic, represented by the variable M. And there's everything, represented by the variable E.

    P + M = E

    Ha, motherfucker! Magical pony theory beats all!! I have the math to prove it.

    The problem with string theory is that exists in its own little world of mathematics. And you're allowed to relentlessly massage the mathematics until one day you can jump up and say, "Look, my math proves _________!"

    And then when someone says, "Well what the hell does that have to do with the observed universe?" some jackass will come along and start rambling on about some crap like holographic representations of dimensions. "So, you see, you can represent five dimensions in a universe that appears four dimensional because the fifth dimension was tucked under your pillow by the tooth fairy. And the sixth dimension is under the pillow, tucked away in a fold in the sheet."

    So, fuck it. I say the seventh dimension is tucked in the ass crack of the magical pony, the bringer of all things.

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  37. Yay! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I am glad someone else brought this up because I am tired of doing so in these discussions. But I see that you have not been vilified for bringing it up, as I have so often been.

    1. Re:Yay! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      It's because you're a girl, and girls don't do science!

      Wait...you're a girl, therefore my theory is right if it's rewritten as:

      girls don't do science except for you!

      Oh, and that other one, better rewrite:

      girls don't do science except for you and that other one!

      After I get a sentence with a billion names, I still won't have a theory that accurately predicts if a girl does science or not. But it's pretty neat in that it'll employ physicists for a long time.

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  38. String theory is *KNOT* hard by CrankinOut · · Score: 1
    it's just an abstraction.

    Think about it in comparison to "counting" which everyone does every day, and the *THEORY* of mathematical systems (rings, fields, etc.) which are abstractions of counting.

    The value of an abstraction is that it can eliminate bias in thinking; we all try to map our perception of reality onto a model. When we create an abstraction, it enables us to think about the model in the absence of reality. Then, when one gets interesting results, one can then attempt to map them back to reality, and examine what that means in the real world.

    It was the development of number theory and the abstraction of counting that led to the understanding of number systems, base 10 and base 2 arithmetic, and binary arithmetic, the basis of today's computing engines.

    But you all knew that.

  39. Same this with all sciences by Bragador · · Score: 1

    After my B.Sc in Psychology, I finally understood that we are not only weird illogical animals, but also that we don't know who we are. Then you get your degree and you go outside, you look at everyone running around and you see something totally different than when you first began your studies...

    1. Re:Same this with all sciences by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Yeah, most people know a lot less about other people than they think they do, and know a lot less about themselves than they know about other people.

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      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  40. The Universe is 3D space + time by sweetser · · Score: 1
    Hello:

    Sentences like this are silly: "His theory states that the known universe is only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space, projected into 3 dimensions."

    No, the Universe has 3 spatial dimensions and one for time. If you take spacetime seriously, writing software to animate equations in 3D space + time, then you can get visual insights into physics that make sense.

    Take EM. It has a symmetry called U(1), but non-technical people can understand it as a circle (in the complex plane for the technical folks). If you have an electrical charge, then you have a circle in a complex plane so you have the symmetry U(1), visualphysics.org/forums Why is electric charge quantized? Because you can count circles.

    Doug
    http://VisualPhysics.org

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    1. Re:The Universe is 3D space + time by grikdog · · Score: 1

      Uhh... Didn't Einstein mention something called "spacetime"? When the principle of Occam's Razor slavishly adheres to common sensibility, the universe is no longer weird. But it is flat.

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    2. Re:The Universe is 3D space + time by sweetser · · Score: 1
      Minkowski, Einstein's teach wrote:

      "Henceforth space by itself, and time by itself, are doomed to fade away into mere shadows, and only a kind of union of the two will preserve an independent reality."

      What physicists do now is put spacetime into a 4-vector, to be added or multiplied by a scalar. They do not multiply one event in spacetime by another, or take the sine of an event in spacetime. My money says no one here knows what the sine of spacetime events looks like. When you take Minkowski seriously and start doing math beyond addition to spacetime, everything changes.

      Doug

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  41. What a load of crap. by nausea_malvarma · · Score: 1

    When will these scientists realize the cubic properties of time and space?

  42. Marty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not thinking TWO-dimensionally!

  43. Obligatory reference by mrops · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:Obligatory reference by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I would love to have a second panel for that comic to continue from "dunno"

      Scientist: "but lets find out"
      Scientist: "hmm, interesting it appears to predict gravity out of nowhere"
      Scientist: "more curious, it also appears electromagnetic forces"
      Scientist: "hmm, it's getting complicated, but wow it manages to fit nicely with both quantum mechanics and general relativity"
      Other guy: "What haven't you proved the Theory Of Everything yet? You must be crap."

  44. The Truth is right here. by spun · · Score: 1

    Science can't help you find it, because science deals with theory, not Truth. Religion won't help you find it, because you haven't lost it. In general though, we don't want big T Truth, we want a convenient little truth we can carry around in our pockets and show off when we want to impress someone. Big T Truth is too damn simple, and you can't show it to people. Of course, what I've written is theory, not Truth.

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  45. String theory for beginners by janwedekind · · Score: 1

    But Newton didn't have a computer.

    s = "string"
    # "string"
    s[ 1 .. 2 ]
    # "tr"
    s + s
    # "stringstring"
    s * 3
    # "stringstringstring"
    s.reverse
    # "gnirts"
    s.upcase
    # "STRING"

  46. Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://xkcd.com/171/

  47. Who's the lucky guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that get's to peer review the 1000 pages of math?

  48. Re:Wow, the theory that matches all experimental d by 4D6963 · · Score: 0

    they are saying that the 3 dimensions we observe are emergent from a lower-dimensional description.

    You know what that reminds me of? Computer data storage. All data in any form or dimensions is ultimately represented as a 1D string of bits/bytes in a computer.

    So maybe all that means is that you can work something out to turn the universe and all its dimensions into a single thread, but as you said that's just a way to look at things.

    As for the black hole entropy, not like I have any insight on the matter, but you said "we can indeed reduce all the information about a 3D region of space (the black hole) to an expression that only relies on 2 dimensions (the surface of the black hole)", and it reminded me of how I have a quibble with people claiming that the surface of the Earth is in 2 dimensions because we only need two coordinates to locate a point on the surface. It's not in 2D, it's in 3D polar coordinates, it's just that the distance is always the same, so we discard it and only keep the two angles. So, just saying about your black hole comment, it's not because one of the three coordinates in a 3D space isn't of any use that it ceases from existing.

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  49. The Creationists respond: by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    The one thing we can be certain of, is that String Theory is still just a theory. Which is why we demand that mathematic departments give equal time to our "Intelligent Variable" theory, and let the children decide for themselves.

    1. Re:The Creationists respond: by argent · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your "intelligent variable" is just the long-discredited "hidden variable" interpretation dressed up with a bunch of hokum to explain away the Aspect Experiment. You can't close your eyes to the truth and stumble around in the dark, when a single photon will show you His Noodly Appendage!

  50. Um, I'd hate to point this out... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    ... but this quote:

    "but it fails to correspond to the shape of space-time in the known universe."

    Kinda puts the nail in the coffin of this evidence for string theory now doesn't it. I really wish that they guys would just shut-up, stop grasping at straws and go away. At least until they actually find something useful that fits known Physics and doesn't contradict it in some significant way.

  51. Re:Wow, the theory that matches all experimental d by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    The surface of a sphere is 2D, and the surface of the Earth is very close to 2D (but probably fractal). When we talk about the dimensionality of a generalized volume, we generally aren't interested in the dimensionality of the Cartesian space it is embedded in, but rather how many parameters we need to define a point. If a particle moves in 3D but has a single holonomic constraint (in the case of a sphere, fixed radius), the surface it moves through is 2D. (more generally, we could use the fractal dimension).

    Now, in modern physics, Cartesian coordinates aren't regarded as especially holy. You are considering Earth as 3D because you are saying that Cartesian coordinates are what really exists and polar coordinates are a human construction. But when you study enough physics, you realize that physics is just a tool to model how the universe behaves, and one cannot assume various intuitive concepts represent the ultimate reality. The 3D Cartesian space seems so natural because it fits well with our personal experiences, but, at a more fundamental level it's not necessarily better than some other system of generalized coordinates.

    There has been talk of how string theory is 10 or 26 dimensions or something, and this concept hasn't been effectively communicated to the layman.

    In physics we often describe a system of N (spinless) particles as 6N dimensional, because each particle has a position and a momentum, so there are 6N degrees of freedom. The reason we can pick out that there's actually 3 space coordinates rather than 3N is because many particles will interact if their position coordinate is close to the position coordinate of other particles, so they actually must be somehow in the same space. But if the particles don't interact due to distance, there's no way to show that these dimensions are the same thing. Now, if there are more complicated interactions, there might be some way to show that there's actually 2 space coordinates because the 3rd is redundant. I kinda doubt that, but I think that's what they are getting at.

  52. Re:You just described "old people" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whooosh!

  53. Re:Wow, the theory that matches all experimental d by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    You are considering Earth as 3D because you are saying that Cartesian coordinates are what really exists and polar coordinates are a human construction.

    Nope, I say that discarding one of the coordinates in either Cartesian or polar coordinates just because they're useless is a human construction. Altitude magically pops up again when it becomes relevant again. The Earth is in 3D, no matter how you look at it. You have to discard something for it to only be 2D.

    Also I must disagree with N particles being 6N dimensional. That's like saying a colour raster picture is 3N dimensional (N being the number of pixels). First of all I don't know what you would call that but a pixel's colour isn't 3 dimensions, its a position in a 3D space. Same thing for a particle's position and momentum, each are 3D values, not dimensions, because they can only be one value at the same time. That's like, a sound's sample is not a dimension, it's a value, but a sound's instant frequency (if we'll pretend there's such a thing) is a dimension, because it's a full dimension with lots of simultaneous values. A value is in 0D, and 6 times 0D is still 0D.

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  54. And how is this a news ? by S3D · · Score: 1

    Maldacena duality is discussed for more then ten years already, "dual black holes" on the RHIC is of 2005 and application to the superconductors is of 2007. So why now ? Are there any new development? Or it's just slashdot catching up on the tow years old news?

  55. Ask Carmack! by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    "Understanding these materials at the deepest level involves calculating how huge numbers of particles interact - something that we simply don't have the tools to cope with. "It's very dissatisfying that in the centuries since Galileo kick-started modern physics, we still can't deal with that," says Sean Hartnoll, a string theorist at Harvard University."

    Huh? I guess they haven't yet asked John Carmack if he could help out.

  56. Re:Wow, the theory that matches all experimental d by m50d · · Score: 1
    Nope, I say that discarding one of the coordinates in either Cartesian or polar coordinates just because they're useless is a human construction. Altitude magically pops up again when it becomes relevant again. The Earth is in 3D, no matter how you look at it. You have to discard something for it to only be 2D.

    Ok, yes, but the point is that you don't for black hole entropy - the 3D structure is exactly determined by values on a 2D surface; it's theoretically impossible for two different black holes to have the same values on that surface but somehow different entropy "inside".

    (Something I'll mention because it seems relevant: the string theorists' view that space is 10D but looks 3+1D on large scales is very much analogous to the surface of the Earth being 3D but looking 2D on large scales)

    Same thing for a particle's position and momentum, each are 3D values, not dimensions, because they can only be one value at the same time.

    At a particular instant obviously the particles will be in one configuration - a point - which is indeed 0-dimensional. But that's just a single point in the space, just as for a particle moving in space, its current position is a 0-dimensional point in 3-dimensional space. Suppose we're considering the evolution of the system in time - the particles are moving around according to some trajectories. Now, the obvious way to view this is as a set of N different trajectories in 3D space. But we can also, absolutely equivalently, view this as a singletrajectory in 3N-dimensional space - and this representation has advantages for certain problems.

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  57. Fusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this AdS/CFT correspondence provide any further insight into something like fusion reactions?

  58. hmm... by Ben1220 · · Score: 1

    seems a little like using differentiation to find the gradient of a straight line... except we know differentiation works

  59. Re:Wow, the theory that matches all experimental d by metaforest · · Score: 1

    Wow a 5D /.er promoting a 7D. o.0 How rare is that!

  60. Ah! Ha! by metaforest · · Score: 1

    The RedVines Theory of the Confection of the Universe can model Superfruity Goodness as embodied in the Skittle particle, or the JuicyFruit Dynamic Flavor Field, and many others due to it's inherent flexibility.

    Alas, so far, it cannot predict where we might look for as yet undiscovered Superfruity Goodness, or how many grams of simple carbs such a structure might have.